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And the award for most editing goes to. CBS News. Yes. CBS News, America's new, newest place to CBS News. We needed another. You know, I don't think that Nikki Glaser was Talking about the 60 Minutes Kamala Harris debacle at all when she was talking about BS News. I think she was talking about the more recent stuff going on at CBS because of Barry Weiss being at the helm now and because she pulled. Barry Weiss pulled an Anderson Cooper piece for 60 Minutes on see Cot after Barry deemed that it lacked context. And she said, you know, something along the lines of, I look forward to having this piece on, you know, that prison in El Salvador run on 60 minutes when it is done and when all sides are covered and we can, you know, call it good and say that this is a sufficient piece, but until then, no, I'm pulling it. So that's what she said. This was like eight days ago. So if I had to guess, Nikki Glaser was not making fun of even the CBS lawsuit with Trump. I think she was talking about the Barry Weiss stuff. Because if she was referring to the whole Trump thing, something tells me she wouldn't have taken the swipe at the DOJ in the same breath right before this joke Setup, right? Yeah, totally. So something tells me that she wouldn't have flip flopped that quickly, you know, but she wasn't cutting CBS any slack because of Trump, of course. And, you know, the DOJ redacted names of minors and victims to protect their identities. And Jeffrey Epstein had a lot of minor victims. So, yes, a lot of editing was likely required. Nikki, I want to talk to about Zara Larson. So this was not at the Golden Globes, but this was over the weekend. Zara Larson is a pop star. She kind of went viral back in like 2016. And she's been in this pop music industry for a while, but most recently with her new album, she has just absolutely skyrocketed. She is way more popular now than she was when she first and she had great songs then, but now I feel like she is top of mind. She is an it girl in the pop music world. And she posted these photos to her Instagram story over the weekend. And I screenshotted them because, well, I just had to talk about them, of course. But she said this. I love immigrants. I love criminals. I love trans people. I love abortions. I love queers. I love slutty women. I love contraception, I love welfare. I love socialism. I hate ice. She loves slutty women. I will say her followers, you know how like Beyonce has the Beehive, Taylor Swift as the Swifties. Zara Larson's fans are called the sluts. Like sluts with a Z. So she loves slutty women. Okay, I guess if you like Zara Larson, you're a slut. I don't know. I do like some of her music, but I wouldn't consider myself one. But anyway, she went on her Instagram story and said, you know, she's going on and on and on about, I'm not going to read this whole thing because it's too long. But she's saying, you know, there are thousands of people that will go to jail, jail for drugs. And, you know, mostly black and brown people because Ronald Reagan was racist in the 80s. And, you know, she's saying that I like. She's talking about ICE agents. They are criminals. They are killing, they are kidnapping, they're violent and hateful. We can go on to the next one. Then she says, you know, ICE agents, what's what. What went wrong? Is it toxic masculinity, a frail ego, fear of people and low IQ all mixed up like a disgusting cocktail, red pill, podcasts sprinkled with some absence of love from their parents in childhood? Seriously, what happened in their Heads that lead those men. Mind you, I have yet to see a female agent down this path. Do you think they feel really cool when they come home after a day of terrorizing communities and families? Or when the silly effing outfit is on and their faces are fully covered? We need to teach little boys compassion and empathy so that they grow up and view every person like a person. It is just so unsexy to do their jobs when the job is to be the most ridiculous evil clown on the planet. Interesting. She went on, right? There's some more. Then she's. She's. She's apologizing for her grammar and spelling because it's all wrong in this. But she's talking about how all these ICE agents are. Are afraid and they are stupid. And, you know, she's saying that people on the right should be more like Jesus and that, you know, these are fake Christians and things like that. And she said that the billionaire leaders are effing drooling at the sight of society being divided. So maybe not love ice, but love the child they used to be that still lives inside of them somewhere. We can change people. I believe that. I have to believe that F ICE at the end there. So I don't know. She. She kind of went on like a, we all need to be better and unify. And then she just had to end it with fuck ice. So, I don't know. I mean, I'm not really convinced that this is all for love and unity. I think she was trying to convince to her fans that she is a leftist so that while she's on this star power trajectory, she doesn't fall off. And people don't think that she's maga. I think this is what that's about. She wants people to know where she stands. I see this a lot. I talked about this on Instagram. I did an Instagram video about it. A real. You can see it at Hayley Karenia. But I did it a few days ago. Some girl was on Instagram or TikTok and she said, you know, I'm really looking for the influencers that I follow to speak out about what's going on with Renee Goode. And I'm just questioning why, why, why do you need influencers to talk about this issue that clearly everyone's already talking about. It's not like you need influencers to influence people on, not to mention a lot of these influencers and celebrities didn't even go to high school more. So celebrities didn't go to high school or if they did they got, you know, their stage mom did their homework for them and they got their ged, but they didn't actually go to school. They were just touring or, you know, being shipped around to auditions or whatever. Like, half of these people didn't even go to school. Not that, like, that is a requirement to be a smart person, but a lot of them, you know, they didn't even go to, like, elementary school. So again, are we maybe looking in the wrong places for validation of your political beliefs? I think yes. Why do people have to listen to influencers? What do they know? Every time it's like, well, this influencer didn't. Or this celebrity didn't speak about. About, you know, the Israel, Palestine situation. And it's like, well, why do you want to hear from Beyonce anyway? Why do you want to hear about these, you know, foreign policy issues from Madonna anyway? Why do you want to hear from this influencer? I mean, it's just so crazy. Like, these people aren't authorities on anything other than, you know, get ready with me videos and my lip combo is from here. And, you know, buy this sweatshirt at the link in my bio. Like, this is what these people are known for. So then. Or they're dancing, you know, why are we listening to them for anything other than what they're known for? It's what, you fail the bar exam again, right? I mean, it's just. It's absolutely insane. I did kind of want to get to the Ashley St. Clair drama. Should I wait for tomorrow and just do scrolling time or should I. Is. I don't know. Is. Do you guys want me to talk about Ashley Sinclair? I think it's pretty crazy with everything going on with Elon Musk and now he wants, you know. But is it going to be old news tomorrow? I don't know. Let. I'm gonna throw it out to the chat. Do you want scrolling time or do you want Ashley Sinclair breakdown? I'll let you guys. Let me know in the chat. You guys decide. You guys are producing the show now. Not me. You let me know if you want scrolling time or Ashley Sinclair People are just talking about. Someone just said, my joy, I gotta. We got some scrolling capital scrolling here. I don't know. People are saying, Ashley, scroll. Ashley, scroll. Ashley, scroll. Ashley, scroll, scroll, scroll. Ashley Musk story. Scroll, scroll. Shit. Oh, man. What if I do scrolling time and then I'll cover Ashley Sinclair tomorrow? You can take your time with this. There's some good stuff to talk about through this. Yeah, I don't want to cut The Ashley Sinclair stuff short. So. All right, we'll do scrolling time. Let's hit it. All right. You know how I love my airport shenanigans. And I just saw this video which I thought was absolutely crazy. If you guys have seen the show the Jersey Shore, then you might recognize these girls. Might be familiar to you. These are not Snooki and JWoww from the jersey Shore, but they sure do look like it. This happened at Miami airport. Watch this. So these girls are getting dragged off the flight. Apparently this flight got deplaned in Miami because these two girls getting walked out. We're being destructive. And they're dropping into the splits as the officers are trying to do. Get them onto this vehicle. Watch them walking. They're walking, walking, walking. Split. She just drops into a split. This poor officer is trying two of them, the other ones dropping into a split. What a mess. These girls are just a joke. I mean, you are just a joke. I don't know what has happened in society. You know, Secretary Duffy talks about, you know, look good, feel good, right? If you're going to the airport, put on a nice outfit. Everyone's in their pajamas. I don't know if I think these girls, it's more than that. I think it's more than the outfit you wear. I think these people are really frickin deranged. And if they were in a suit, they'd be still doing the splits. I think. I think they'd be still dropping into the splits because they had eight mimosas at the little restaurant ahead of time. Maybe they were delayed. I think they have one too many mimosas. I think they are doing drugs. I think some people take like anti anxiety medication before the flight and then they take too much and then they have a mimosa or, or 8. And then it's a real recipe. It's a. And. Yeah, yeah, it's an and then. And then it's an and more kind of situation. And I think that they, I think they get in over their heads a little bit. So, so I don't know, I just. All right, this next video. Andy has requested that I go to this one next. So this is a prank. This family has played a prank on their dad. They put up a news, like a news report and they put his face, they took a picture of their dad, got a, A, an image, put him, put some hair on him and then said that he was the suspect that they were looking for on the news. So here's his reaction. Watch this just in.