Show Host (2:58)

Here's the one you'll hate the most. If you hadn't attacked them in their sleep in the middle of the night, like a pedophile, Kaylee would have kicked your fucking ass. Thank you. Thank you. Absolutely. A mic drop moment from Olivia. This is. It's such a moving moment because you. I mean, I don't have siblings, but I could only imagine losing your sibling, someone that you grew up with your entire life, close in age. You look up to your sister, you know, you fight with your sister, and then one day your sister's gone and your sister's gone because some deranged lunatic murdered her and her friends in the middle of the night. And you're never gonna get, like, all of those childhood memories. It's like this person that's so important in your life is just gone. And she probably felt like there are so many things to say to this man, but she picked him apart and I think tried her best to make him feel the way that she's going to feel without her sister for the rest of her life. And their mother and their family members, the sisters that are, are going to grow up the rest of their lives without their sister. And the unfortunate thing is, I think he's so sick in the head. Like, he kind of smirked at the end. Like, I don't think that it really gets through to these people because they're so deranged and so mentally ill and so cold and psychopathic that they don't have. They're like, he's a sociopath. I mean, he just doesn't have compassion. They don't have empathy. But I think Olivia Gonclave did a really good job of picking apart the reasons why he probably felt like a strong man. He probably felt like he was this infamous, you know, famous person, right? He got all of the, you know, she was saying, you know, don't feel. Don't feel important. Like, just because people said your name like, you're a loser, you're weak, and my sister would have kicked your fucking ass. That's what she said. And I love that because it's probably true. And here is what Kaylee's mother said. She was delivering a message from their youngest daughter, Aubrey. This is what she had to say. Also, quick message from our youngest daughter. Aubrey wanted to say, you may have received A's in high school and college, but you're going to be getting big D's in prison. Wow. COURTROOM LAUGHTER Pretty iconic. And, you know, after hearing these statements, because this is Olivia's statement was the first one Aubrey's statement was the second one that was delivered on behalf. You know, their mother delivered it on behalf of Aubrey. After hearing these statements and how strong and fearless these women are, I believe what Olivia said when she said Kaylee would have kicked his ass. Well, your Cuomo impersonation is good, but your Trump one is better. So I want to give you, if you don't mind, we're going to head into a more fun section of the show. I want you to, if you can, do some Trump impersonations on the spot. If I give you a topic or something to go off of, can you. Can you give us something?

Trump Impersonator (Sean) (6:39)

Of course. Yeah.

Show Host (6:40)

Okay. You're very talented. Okay, so first I saw this tweet and do you know what a Labubu is?

Trump Impersonator (Sean) (6:47)

No.

Show Host (6:47)

A Labubu is. It's like this little. Do you remember troll dolls from when in the 90s?

Trump Impersonator (Sean) (6:53)

Yes.

Show Host (6:54)

It's kind of like the revamped version of a troll doll, but New York City influencers are getting them and they're very expensive and they're putting them on their designer bags. It's. It's a dumb trend, but everyone's talking about Labubus. And then someone posted this on Twitter. If we could just post this. Someone said, I just want to hear Trump say le boo boo. You know, it'd be the funniest pronunciation of anything ever. So can you give us your version of Trump saying le boo boo?

Trump Impersonator (Sean) (7:26)

Well, you look at it. I get along very well with Labubu, right? Look at the boo boo. And there's a lot of people who have a lot of boo boos right now. You know, Crooked Joe got a boo boo when he fell down the stairs. They call it the triple fall. He fell once, twice, and a third time, he also got a boo boo when he fell on the stage. It was a sandbag. I called it the Ghost of Corn Pop. It took him down, and then he was at the Vatican and he left a boo boo on the floor. We called that one Operation Tootsie Roll. You're not supposed to talk about it, but that was more of a doo doo than it was a boo boo. But you look at Labubu, I get along well. I have to say that. I got along very well.

Show Host (8:05)

So, so good. All right, this next one, you go to McDonald's, you're President Trump. Of course they give you a filet o fish. When you ordered a 10 piece chicken nugget. What do you say?

Trump Impersonator (Sean) (8:20)

Well, I would say, what the hell is this? First of all, I ordered the McNuggets. And by the way, when we started McDonald's, I got along very well with Ronald McDonald. You know, we were going to found it together. It was going to be called Ron and Don or they were just going to call it Donald's. But I said, no, this is going to be yours. It's McDonald's. But I want the McNuggets. You know, I came up with the idea for the McNugget. I invented the McNugget, and we did a tremendous job together. But they gave me a filet o fish. We're going to say this order is wrong. We don't want the filet o fish. We want the 10 piece McNugget. We actually want a 20 piece McNugget because Rosie O' Donnell is taking along and she eats a lot, I could tell you that.

Show Host (8:59)

Incredible. Incredible. All right. President Trump had a very viral tweet from, I don't even know when, 2012, when he said he's never seen a thin person drink Diet Coke. So what would be President Trump's reaction to finally seeing a thin person drink Diet Coke?

Trump Impersonator (Sean) (9:19)

Well, you know, I drink Diet Coke a lot, right? I have a Diet Coke button on the, on the desk. A lot of people thought I was calling myself huge. But there's an exception to every rule. You know, I got along very well with Zeus and Apollo. These are Greek gods. And they said to me, sir, what is your secret? You look incredible. I said, I play a lot of golf, I eat a lot of McDonald's. The Big Macs are out of control. The Diet Coke, no calories, right? No calories.

Show Host (9:44)

I.

Trump Impersonator (Sean) (9:45)

And so I put Zeus and I put Apollo and I put Neptune. Got along well with Neptune. I put them on my plan and they look great, but everybody else who I see drinking a Diet Coke is huge. They're slobs. They look like Chris Christie or Stacey Abrams, right?

Show Host (10:01)

Who?

Trump Impersonator (Sean) (10:01)

You know, I used to call her the Beast of the Southeast, but now we call her because she's a bunker buster. 30,000 pound bunker buster. And we dropped her on Iran with that gap between her teeth. She was whistling all the way down. Now we call her the Beast of the Middle East. So. But. And she drinks a lot of Diet Coke, among other things. But no thin people drink Diet Coke except yours truly. And I happen to be in phenomenal shape, I can tell you that.

Show Host (10:28)

You are very talented. You are quite the talented impersonator. Sean, thank you so much for being here on Nightly Scroll. I appreciate you being here so much. It was a lot of fun.

Trump Impersonator (Sean) (10:37)

Thanks so much.

Show Host (10:39)

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How many hours are they flying? You know, where are these campaign stops if he's in one, if he's got to use a flight he can't even drive, then it's got to be multiple hours for the flights. So yeah, I don't even really want to think about adding all of those numbers up. But AOC is the woman who authored the Green New Deal. The Green New Deal and all the climate stuff, it just goes out the window for convenience sake, of course. And the issue, by the way, isn't that they flew private. I actually don't care if you fly private, but don't be a climate alarmist, don't be a hypocrite, don't tell other people to save the planet because you know you won't. Bernie Sanders and aoc, they're not doing anything to save the planet, but they'll yell at you so that you go do it. It's no surprise that people are waking up to the Democrat party's lies. Why don't Democrat voters who are also concerned with climate change and eating the rich, why don't they call Bernie Sanders out? He's run for the Senate in Vermont as an independent since the late 70s, but he's obviously he ran for president as a Democrat and he's a self proclaimed democratic socialist. He claims he wants to tax the rich. He's rich. He claims to care about the environment. He's flying private. Not once or twice. He's flying private all across the country for the Fight the Oligarchy tour. And he told Bret Baier, this is what we do when we campaign, you fly private. Okay, so he's saying that he's been doing this for years and he's not going to stop. He also mentioned that in that interview that he wouldn't dare stand in line at United with all the sorry people like you and me. That's what he thinks of us. Low lives. Bernie Sanders is better than you. His time is more valuable than yours. He wouldn't be caught dead standing in a line. He's got people to yell at. Is this the mentality of a public servant who wants to spread the wealth? I don't think so. I've also seen videos online. You know, people like to expose when they see celebrities at the airport. And recently I tried finding the video on TikTok, but I. I think the person who took the video deleted it because they saw Barbara Corcoran, who's on the show Shark Tank. She's a bajillionaire, and obviously she's very smart with her money. And Barbara Corcoran was seen flying economy at the airport just like everyone else sitting in the seats in the economy seats. Not even first class or business class, just regular old seats. And someone posted this video on the Internet on TikTok, saying, Look at Barbara Corcoran. She's flying economy. And Barbara actually commented and said, yes, flying first class or business class is a waste of money. This is why rich people get rich, because they. They save their money on things that don't make sense. And she said, yeah, first class in business class, total waste of money. I'll. I'll fly economy all day long. That's the mentality that Bernie Sanders should have, especially if he's, you know, he's wasting all this money whipping around the country to talk down to the American people. Oh, well, he's feeding them lies. It's totally pathetic, in my opinion. And I don't. I don't really know how Democrats don't see through it all, but you know their slogan, vote blue no matter who, so I guess they don't care. Okay. They have a spousal political alignment clause. And if you are married in the chat, you have to let me know if this is something that you would sign on to and what you think. I need all my married people in the chat to weigh in.

Reporter/Journalist (17:31)

They.

Show Host (17:31)

This young couple, they have a spousal political alignment clause. We do not believe in political or ideological beliefs changing. It is unfair to change mid marriage. Is that true? Do you think that?

Commentator/Co-host (17:50)

I mean, it's hard to tell somebody not to evolve intellectually as a person, so.

Show Host (17:54)

Right. But is it fair to say I don't want to be married to this person anymore if they become a Trump supporter, if they become a Kamala Harris supporter or whatever, name the next crazy person.

Commentator/Co-host (18:06)

You know, Justin says, you know, could be.

Show Host (18:09)

Is that valid?

Commentator/Co-host (18:11)

I don't know. I mean, like, you love the. You love the person. So there's so many more characteristics that transcend beyond what? Like what? Like he believes politically.

Show Host (18:17)

And I think you have to just have a conversation. You have to grow with someone. You're supposed to grow together in your relationship. You're not expected to be the same people that you were on your wedding day. You've got to grow and evolve together. And someone in the chat said, not biblical. Yeah. Someone else in the chat said, not everyone talks politics. True. Someone said, hell no, wouldn't sign. This dude should run away. Very controlling vows. Pretty ignorant. Okay, so here's more. Income parity requirement. Our incomes must have a 50:50 ratio to prevent financial power imbalance. I don't know how you can plan for this. Like, if some person gets a promotion at work, they have to.

Commentator/Co-host (19:04)

I can't take it.

Show Host (19:05)

They have to turn it down. Sorry.

Commentator/Co-host (19:07)

My wife makes this amount.

Show Host (19:09)

Or how long does the other person have to match the salary? Like if one person gets a promotion, the other person has to get a promotion. You have to have equal. I mean, it's insane. It's totally insane. There's no way to logistically do that.

Commentator/Co-host (19:23)

Yeah. This doesn't feel capitalistic, does it?

Show Host (19:25)

I mean, this is a 5050 also. Who wants to go 50? 50? Women bring certain things to the table. Men bring other things to the table. Like it's a partnership, but it's not 5050. It's got to be. Everyone's got to bring 110%. That's how it works. And some days you're going to bring 10 and your husband has to bring 90 and vice versa. Like, not everyone's going to be at their best every day. Not financially. I'm just saying in terms of bringing.

Commentator/Co-host (19:55)

Things, Justin is reacting to this next. This next one of marriage.

Show Host (20:02)

Marriage expiration date. Our marriage expires every seven years. Unless both partners want to reapply. Since he got married young, this isn't like you re up for a subscription.

Commentator/Co-host (20:13)

Well, what's he gonna do? Kick her off the back of that side by side?

Show Host (20:17)

Yeah, I think so. I think this is a threat. Yeah. If you want to just get married for seven years and then decide later, don't get married. That's not what a marriage is. Marriage is for life, till death do us part. It's not till seven years and then we figure it out later.

Commentator/Co-host (20:36)

What do you get to the seven year mark and was like, for a year you made 75 cents more than I did.

Show Host (20:42)

In sickness and in health. In sickness and in health. Unless we're at, you know, six years and 11 months, then I might change my mind because I'm about to not re up this marriage. All right, here's another thing. In this controversial marriage. Emotional labor audits. We log time to spent. I'm sorry. We log time spent on emotional household and relationship tasks. It's important to be even. This is the least crazy, I think. I think logging it is where it gets a little toxic because I don't think that you need to be tit for tat with your partner. It's not like I did this, so you have to do this. It's like, hey, you're doing this, so let me do this.

Commentator/Co-host (21:26)

Can you imagine a shared note that they share?

Show Host (21:28)

No. It's insane.

Commentator/Co-host (21:29)

Just like I smiled at you at sub point.

Show Host (21:32)

It's almost like they're trying.

Commentator/Co-host (21:33)

I unloaded the dishwasher.

Show Host (21:34)

It's almost like they're trying too hard to have this like perfect partnership. And there's no such thing. You. There's give and take and there's no way to make things even all the time. Now here's the next one. Marriage suspension. Either partner can request a temporary three months. Sorry, three month marriage suspension. But only once every three years. So not only can they decide to re up every seven, halfway through, they get to take three months off and then do what?

Commentator/Co-host (22:09)

Yeah, just call time out.

Show Host (22:11)

We weren't on a break. We did this in the Friends episode. Remember when they took a break. We weren't on a break. Breaks don't exist. There's no way to do a break and have it be a clean break. Ain't no way.

Commentator/Co-host (22:23)

This has no shot. This has no. Bless them. I hope they're.

Show Host (22:27)

I hope we're not done.

Commentator/Co-host (22:28)

Can you imagine the kids contracts?

Show Host (22:31)

Oh, we're not done.

Commentator/Co-host (22:32)

10 years hard labor.

Show Host (22:36)

Yeah, exactly. They're going to have some schedule with the kids doing dishes and the kids doing whatever. They're going to run a tight ship. And now they also have a surveillance based relationship monitored via tracking apps, phones, computers, devices, et cetera. So they are spying on each other at all times. That's crazy too because you're spying on each other all the time. What if they're during this three month hiatus where they're not a drone in the sky.

Commentator/Co-host (23:06)

You got, you gotta. You're getting a drone.

Show Host (23:08)

Do they get to check each other's phones for what they did in the three month hall pass? I don't know. Now this is crazy too. Marriage approval boards must be approved by a family board before marriage. No toxic family members allowed. So they pick and choose. What Family members get to essentially arrange their marriage or approve of their marriage.

Commentator/Co-host (23:31)

So they have a board? Like a board of directors?

Show Host (23:35)

Yeah, but it's their family.

Guest/Religious Speaker (23:37)

Do they convene every seven years or.

Show Host (23:39)

How does that work? Yeah, right. Do the parents get to decide, like, oh, no, my son gets to take a break and date someone else for three months.

Commentator/Co-host (23:46)

So if they get pissed off at Elon, like Tesla, like Tesla's getting, are you gonna vote him off? You know, I mean, does the board get to. You are no longer married to this guy. The board has spoken.

Show Host (23:56)

How many more slides are there? One more. Okay. State enforced marriage caps. Only marry once in their lifetime. If the marriage ends. Remarriage legally forbidden. This is insane. They get to cheat on each other for three months. Every three years. They get to decide if they want to re up or not.

Commentator/Co-host (24:19)

They have to make the same amount.

Show Host (24:20)

Of money if they decide. If they decide to not re up, they can never get married again. What?

Commentator/Co-host (24:28)

These, these are the kind of people that you see on Love Island.

Show Host (24:31)

These people are getting married. And I'm not, I swear I'm not that crazy. Former Secretary Clinton on Jessica Tarlov's podcast, she has a podcast called Raging Moderates. I don't think she's a moderate. I think she's a raging something, but it's not a moderate. Anyway, here we go.

Warby Parker Advertiser (24:48)

I personally believe that if he can, Trump is going to try to stay in office. I don't say that lightly, but I think all the signs are there. This is, you know, I used to, as Secretary of State, going around promoting democracy and free and fair elections. I would say you can't have a one and done election. In other words, somebody does get legitimately elected. As he was. He lost legitimately in 2020. He won in 2024. It was much more unclear in 2016 for all the reasons why we still litigate that election. But nevertheless, he won in 2024. He has no constitutional right, no legal basis to run again. Do I believe that? He's got his, you know, little team working at the Heritage foundation or wherever they work these days to try to figure out how he can. Well, declaring an insurrection is certainly, you know, a tried and true tactic of authoritarians. So I don't think we're out of the woods on being able to hold free and fair elections in 2026, despite their efforts to literally change the playing field with these last minute gerrymandering decisions.

Show Host (25:57)

They have to, first of all, they, they project all the time. Democrats, specifically, Hillary Clinton, but all of Them, they project so hard. They say that Republicans are threatening democracy. They are election deniers. And they always bring up January 6th. And it's like, you need to look in the mirror. You need to look in the mirror. Hillary Clinton in that clip said, you know, President Trump won fair and square in 2020. And 20. I'm sorry, in 2024, but not in. Not in 2020. Sorry, not in 2016. So she's like, yeah, Kamala lost fair and square, but not me.

Commentator/Co-host (26:37)

I'll give her that. She's been consistent on.

Show Host (26:40)

Very consistent.

Commentator/Co-host (26:41)

The fact that she lost the 2016 election. And it takes some cojones to get on a podcast that I don't know how many people watch, but it's going to be nationally clipped. Obviously, we're. We're covering it with all of the stuff that is legitimately coming out right now.

Show Host (26:59)

I know.

Commentator/Co-host (27:00)

Say that it's. It just shows you seeing Bill are.

Show Host (27:03)

Being subpoenaed over the Epstein stuff and you're talking.

Commentator/Co-host (27:06)

Just shut up.

Show Host (27:07)

They have a news. I don't know. She can't help herself, though. If someone asks her to go on a podcast and she can yap about how she won or she thinks she won, she's going to do it. This woman is going to be in a nursing home one day telling some poor nurse about how she was the President of the United States in 2016, and this poor nurse is going to, like, shove some oatmeal in her mouth to get her to shut up. Okay, time for your nap, Secretary Clinton. Yes, you were sure you were the. Yes, you were the president. Yep. You won fair and Square in 2016. Like, someone's just going to have to placate her while she's, you know, rolling around in a wheelchair or something. That's going to be her reality. But, you know, I think she's talking about these Trump 2028 hats that he's selling again. He is a master troller. This is an ongoing joke. He posted that video when he was president the first time about how he's going to be president in, like, 2020, you know, 2032 and. And all the other ones. And it went until like, the 2000s or 2000s, the 3000s. I mean, he's just like, he's trolling. And he has already said on camera, by the way, in. I think it was an NBC News interview that we played so many times on this show that he's not running again. He is passing the torch to someone new, someone young. Like, he's ready to breathe new life into the MAGA movement and. And pass the torch. But by Hillary Clinton planting this seed that we can't trust him and his cronies, and they're going to try to steal, you know, the next election or. Or, you know, that's going to be their narrative and their playbook for why Republicans win again or stay in office. It couldn't possibly be the fact that voters have woken up to all the lies that they have told for years, and they are leaving the party in droves. They are going to blame it on. It's Trump, and it's Trump's fault they stole the election. I mean, this is their playbook. They say that it's us, but they're projecting special. Assistant Attorney General Devin Hogan Flanagan and her friend Veronica Hannon, they were asked to leave a restaurant in Newport, Rhode Island. It was called the Clark Cookhouse. And I can only imagine what kind of disruptions they were involved in before the officers arrived. But let's watch this video. Protocol is that you turn it off, and the citizen request is to turn it off. You guys just want to know, do you want to trespass? Anything we can do. Trespass?

Guest/Religious Speaker (29:37)

Yeah, I just need trespass, not trespassing.

Show Host (29:40)

You haven't notified us that we're trespassing. This is the Assistant Attorney General. You're part. You're not going to arrest us. Number two. Got to go. We got to go.

Trump Impersonator (Sean) (29:53)

I don't want to deal with this.

Show Host (29:55)

I understand you don't want to deal with it, but the protocol is. And your protocol is if I ask you to turn off the body cam, you have to turn it off. And that's your protocol.

Warby Parker Advertiser (30:03)

She's a lawyer, so she knows.

Show Host (30:05)

Well, that's lawyer stuff, so that's not true. So we got to go. No, it is. That's.

Warby Parker Advertiser (30:10)

That's law.

Show Host (30:10)

I'm an ag. I'm an ag. Good for you. I don't give a. Let's go. To leave. I'm an ag. You're not. She's not being arrested. Let's go. I'm not being arrested. You're putting me in cs. I'm not being. Do you have any weapons on you? No, I'm an ag.

Commentator/Co-host (30:28)

Her badge.

Show Host (30:29)

You want badge? Let me tell you something. Get the hell out of here, buddy. You're going to regret this. Yeah, you're going to regret it. Yeah. You're feeding the core. No feedback. Now her friend is kicking her feet like a toddler. The cop car. The cop is trying to close the door and she is flailing.

Guest/Religious Speaker (30:54)

In the car.

Show Host (30:54)

Tantrum. You're a grown adult. You're acting like a kid. Someone, someone in the chat said break her foot. Literally.

Commentator/Co-host (31:10)

Absolutely. Slam the door. What's there's there.

Show Host (31:12)

Slam the effing door on her leg. I would be. I would, yeah, F around and find out. But yeah. So she annoyingly reminded the cop in that video probably no less than 75 times that I'm an AG. I'm an AG. I'm An AG. And then her, her annoying ass friend is like, she's a lawyer. She, She's a lawyer. So annoying. Truly, I'm embarrassed to be a white woman. I'm embarrassed to be of the same species as these ladies. Actually, I shouldn't say ladies children. But their Sunday scaries had to have been so bad. I tried stalking their social media as they had to just go completely dark. I tried looking up the. She's the special Assistant Attorney General of Rhode Island. Her LinkedIn done. She had to cancel it. She had to delete it. They're so drunk in this video. I can only imagine how annoying they were being at the restaurant. To prompt them to be kicked out by restaurant staffers again. Grow up. This is narcissism too. This woman is obviously accomplished in her career but the fact that she cannot help herself but to tell these police officers how to do their job and what their protocol is. She got three too many martinis inside the restaurant and she started acting like she was everybody's freaking boss. This is toxic feminism. It is toxic femininity. It is toxic girl bossery. That is what we just saw in that video. And she may lose her job because alcohol is one hell of a drug and whatever. Maybe she was on drugs as well. I don't know. But the actual Attorney General Peter Nerona said yesterday that the Assistant Attorney General will face an unpaid suspension if she is kept on. He's still deciding what's going to happen to her. I say pack your frickin bags. She's a problem.

Commentator/Co-host (33:07)

You know what I think? Hey, that's fine. Don't, don't, don't suspend her without pay. You know what I mean? Pay her $9 an hour and give her one year of being a garbage woman in the state of Rhode Island. And every single morning all of her route gets clipped up and she gets posted on the Internet throwing garbage from a, from a can into a truck. She still gets paid. Gets paid by the. That's a municipal wage. Get paid by the city. You know what I mean? But, like, the elitism in this is absolutely ridiculous. And she needs to come down and realize, like, you're a normal person. Reality is you're not that big of a deal.

Show Host (33:46)

Big time.

Commentator/Co-host (33:46)

Here's my garbage.

Show Host (33:48)

Yeah. No, seriously. And it's just disgusting. I mean, you're working on as, as an assistant attorney general. You have to know the law and you have to know how to act with police officers present. You know that you're doing something right. And I'm talking about you. You know that you are doing something right when there are members of the school board who want to kill you. There was a member of the main school board who, who threatened to kill you. So what happened with that?

Investigative Reporter (34:20)

So we were, you know, open records requests. It's foyer, but it's open records requests. And we were looking for unethical conversations between the school board and Health Reach. And we had open records requests, these text messages that the school board members were having. And one of the school board members, his name is Matthew Lilly Bridge, he was texting with his fellow school board members, all the ones that are. That want the health clinic. And it was about, maybe about a month and a half after Courageous Habit got into this district. And we were, you know, pounding them pretty good. And he said, if he shows up, I'm going to answer with an AR15 and a Doberman. This is a school board member. And we caught him saying that on text. Yeah, AR15. Now, you know, Haley, when we found this on open records requests, it was pretty funny to us because he could have, he could have handled that differently. He could have said, you know, if Alvin Louis shows up in Maine, I'm going to punch him in the nose or I'm going to give him a piece of my mind or I'm going to get in his face. We'll see how, how much courage he has. Nope. He went right to the AR15 and then the sickest Doberman on me, liberals. But this has a happy ending, though.

Show Host (35:32)

The tolerant left.

Investigative Reporter (35:34)

A tolerant left. This is the empathy and inclusion, yes, we always hear about. But the good news is we. We found this, and we found this on open records request. And I kid you not, I kid you not, when he said this, he was running for reelection for his school board seat. I'm not kidding you. I know your listeners. Like, come on, there's no way that's true.

Show Host (35:57)

You would think you'd want to be on your best behavior if you're running for reelection and maybe not threatening to kill people.

Investigative Reporter (36:03)

Yep, that was his response. That Was his response to someone like me to say, hey, maybe parents don't want you making decisions for their kids? Is that such a. Is that so much to ask? Nope, not AR15. Anyway, so he was running for school board and we found this maybe about a month before his election. And we made sure that everyone knew who he was and his temperament. And even as an incumbent in a blue area, in a blue state, he lost his reelection seat. So he is no longer on that board. So that's one less vote for the clinic. So the lesson here is, if you talk crap and we find it, I.

Show Host (36:43)

Promise you, there will be consequences. Colbert show. They announced that they're, you know, they're going to wind this down, but he got a lot of support. Here is a video of some of the protesters that showed up outside inside of CBS studios in New York. Watch this forever. This Woman sign says 8647. There it is, there it is. Under his eye. And they have the CBS logo that has the eye. CBS sucks. I'm just reading off the signs if you're listening and not watching, but I want to talk about Colbert stays, Trump must go. And again, you all know how I feel about protests. I, I love the First Amendment. I will defend your right to use it. I don't protest cuz I'm busy and I'm employed. Most conservatives feel the same way. I think protests are a waste of time. I think it's a waste of cardboard and markers. I think it's genuinely stupid. I, again, I, I respect your right to do it so long as it is peaceful, but I think it's a waste of time. That's where I stand. You all know that protesting outside of CBS demanding Trump must go is objectively a waste of time.

Commentator/Co-host (38:28)

It is a waste of time 100%.

Show Host (38:31)

Who are you yelling at? Like, these people, they just yell anything into the ether at anyone who will listen. That doesn't make any sense. You're standing outside of cbs. Trump must go and end fascism is the group behind this protest. None of this makes sense. Colbert's show was hemorrhaging money, hemorrhaging money in between 40 to 50 million dollars a year. And unrelated to that, CBS settled a lawsuit with President Trump because they lied. They lied and deceptively edited Kamala Harris to make her not look so stupid. So Trump's lawsuit was totally valid, but these people are just standing. All they see is this is Trump's fault. They buy into the hubbub that, like, for some reason they think that Colbert was like, Trump settlement collateral. It's asinine.

Reporter/Journalist (39:29)

So if I'm at the briefing, I stand in the aisle, and that's a whole other kettle of fish that I'm sure I've complained to you about before, Haley. In the aisles. That's where the new media stand. And new media, honestly, just means any of the new outlets that aren't like legacy outlets that are in the briefing room that don't have a seat. And so we stand in the aisles, and, you know, it kind of is first come, first serve. So if you get there, you hold your spot. And at the beginning, there was some kerfuffle, because sometimes you would get there, you'd hold your spot, and then someone would show up and try and stand in front of you. And, you know, I'm the oldest girl in a big family. I'm not gonna let that happen.

Show Host (40:08)

You're like, I'm getting my spot. Yeah.

Reporter/Journalist (40:12)

You know, so you try and really nicely be like, hey, excuse me. Sorry. I've been here for, like, two hours. Do you mind if you stand behind me? And most people would say, sure. There were a couple people that would look me in the eye and be like, no. And then you kind of have to have a conversation about that. It's very eat or be eaten, because everyone wants to get their question, and you need a good spot. And if you want Caroline to see you, then you have to be towards the front of the room. But, right. You know, it's settling down now more. You can. You know, you don't have to be as aggressive about your spot. But then once the briefing starts, obviously you. You can see on television, Caroline will, like, give a little bit of an opening statement, and then she'll call on people. And, you know, it's. It's kind of. It's very frenzied. Everyone's raising their hands.

Show Host (40:57)

And then afterwards, because I thought that, like, the ap and I mean, this is all changing now because the Trump administration is doing how the Trump administration does. They're breaking all the rules. But I thought it was the Associated Press gets the first question, and then, like, there are legacy media in the front. Like, they'll always give a question to certain outlets. Is that how it works?

Reporter/Journalist (41:22)

Well, I know the AP thing isn't happening. In fact, I sat in the AP chair the other day because the reporter just didn't come empty. So bougie. It was like, well, look at me. Elite Mary Margaret in a chair. Who would have thought? But no, I mean, Caroline will typically call on reporters from all over the room. She definitely does call in a lot of the people in the front row, but she makes a point of calling on people in the back row, people in the aisles, people in the middle. And my friend Reagan Reese, who works for the Daily Caller, she was in there during the whole Biden administration. She never got called on by Karine Jean Pierre. So she sits in the back row. That's where the Daily Caller seat is. And she's been really happy because she gets called on very frequently.

Show Host (42:06)

She says.

Reporter/Journalist (42:07)

Shaken it up from. From last administration.

Show Host (42:11)

Yeah. Certainly they're focusing on new media in ways that the previous administration did not. What is it like to have an administration that actually gives you the time of day and actually puts in an effort to platform new media? And not only just new media, but also content creators. Right.

Reporter/Journalist (42:29)

It's been super interesting because I was curious how it would unfold and how much access we would actually get. You know, I think an unfortunate reality is that even though the Trump administration doesn't like how the legacy media frames things, a lot of the time, you are still going to see the legacy media getting a lot of good stories. You might see, like, a Politico story saying seven people familiar with the situation. Well, that's seven people in the Trump administration who are familiar with the situation. So they're still getting scoops and, you know, they're still talking to people. But that being said, you know, I think that there's not anything necessarily wrong with that unless the outlet is treating the administration really badly and lying about them or manipulating them. I think what we're hearing from the administration is that they want to be open to everyone and get the truth about the administration out to the American people. So you're seeing that across the board. They have podcast rows where they'll let you come in if you have a podcast and you can interview a whole bunch of Cabinet members. You know, I've had the opportunity to interview a whole bunch of people. They've let me. The Defense Department invited me to go to Panama with the Secretary of Defense. You know, I'm over at the DOJ yesterday doing press conferences with Pam Bondi. Just lots of different things that we have access to and we never would have in the last administration. Like, I'm sure. You know, Haley, I. The amount of times I reached out to the Biden administration with just basic press inquiries, hey, can you confirm this? Can you tell me this? Can you share that? Nothing. They would only make fun of me. So the difference is just so startling. Wow.

Show Host (44:08)

So they wouldn't even answer your questions. I thought that was her job.

Warby Parker Advertiser (44:11)

I know I'm probably going to get canceled for this, but Camp mystic is a whites only, girls Christian camp. They don't even have a token Asian. They don't have a token black person. It is a all white, white only, conservative Christian camp.

Show Host (44:31)

If you ain't white, you ain't right, you ain't getting in, you ain't going, period. So that was just part of the video that she posted on social media. But she's blaming people for caring about this story because the kids were white. And she went on to say that Hispanic kids, if they were Hispanic kids, or any other minority people wouldn't have cared about this flood. Are you insane? Like, seriously, are you out of your mind? So then did you. Do you have this video? So another TikTok user pulled up some comments on that girl Sadie's World video. So Sadie's World was The account, the TikTok account of this former Houston city official. And this Tick Tocker posted a video and she had some of the comments that Sadie's World was making because this video has been deleted since. Deleted. So let's play this so we can read some of this stuff that she said.

Warby Parker Advertiser (45:27)

She further said, if you ain't white, you ain't right, you ain't getting in, you ain't going. And then look at these sick comments she would post when people were commenting up under her videos. Girl, you brought this upon yourself. Somebody said to her, freedom of speech does not mean freedom from consequences. Sadie has the nerve to say, consequences for what? Maybe it was God's will to watch them little c u n t s away. I'm. I rate. Then somebody said, pray for mystic at church tomorrow. And she said, hell no. How can one be so sick in the head?

Show Host (45:59)

Seriously? Yeah. So that's Sadie Perkins. She was a. No, not the woman in the video. Sorry. The woman who said those disgusting things. Sadie Perkins, former member of the Houston Food Insecurity Board. She made those claims about the Camp mystic in Hunt, Texas, that was completely flooded. Lots of those campers, young girls are still missing. So this woman worked, used to work for the mayor's office. Mayor John Whitmire said she will not be reappointed to any board. She will be removed permanently from anything that she still sits on. So these people, whether it's the pediatrician who said, you know, Trump does Trump supporters deserve this? Or whether it's this former city board member who is just obsessed with race and claims that people only care about this story because they're white kids. They're so blinded by identity politics that they can no longer see humanity. To say that you wish harm on people because they voted differently than you is evil and dangerous. Especially, by the way, when your frustration about cuts in funding didn't impact this instance. Meteorologists and experts said that the warning times were fine and they were able to predict this weather. They couldn't get the information to the people because they were asleep. That's like a conservative, by the way, saying that Californians who voted for Kamala Harris or Gavin Newsom deserve to have their houses burned down in the Palisades because they voted for policies that made cuts to certain departments. We should not feel that way either. That's disgusting. Those comments are disgusting. Doesn't matter how you slice it. So I don't want any of my fellow Americans to suffer from natural disasters and then to make it about race and religion. What difference does it make? If they were Black Muslims, would it be any more. Less sad? Would it be any more of. Less. Of a loss of life? Of course not. It's a horrific tragedy. Floodwaters don't care what color you are, and they don't ask how you voted first. The same way the coronavirus doesn't go away past its curfew. So bad things happen to good people, and bad people are exposed for who they truly are when they can't put their differences aside. To pray for innocent people who have died and the families who are still holding out hope to find their loved ones and the families who have lost everything. You have a purpose now, and certainly after everything that you've been through, it's so wonderful. Dixie prays over people who need it the most. And there's a new study that suggests church attendance is up now and especially among younger people. What do you attribute to that?

Guest/Religious Speaker (48:50)

Well, I would like to say.

Show Host (48:53)

It'S.

Guest/Religious Speaker (48:53)

Because other people have had some issues like I have had, and it's kind of woke, you know, woke them up where they see what's going on around the world. They're like, you know, there's some bad stuff going on around the world. There's some other religions we won't get into that. Hate, hate us, hate Americans, hate our religion. So I'm hoping that's waking people up and saying, hey, I better. I better get right with God right now, because we don't know what's going to happen tomorrow or the next day, you know, so. And that's kind of how I lead my life. I. I like you said, I. I found my purpose. A lot of people don't find their purpose. My purpose is to help people with this, with. With Dixie. That's my purpose. A lot of people don't have that honor or that blessing to do that. Yeah, I went through some bad stuff to figure it out, but now that I figured it out, it's opened my eyes to a whole new, different way of how I can live my life. You know, that goes back to not having to work the 9 to 5 job. You know, money's not everything. My. What's important to me is being able to help people, help the veterans and helping sick kids, you know, to. To see her put a smile on a kid's face that's been in the hospital for three months or to. Last April, we walked. We did a donor walk with a kid that we watched. He was 8 years old, and he was going to pass away, and we got asked to do his honor walk in Cincinnati Children's Hospital before he passed away, and he donated his organ. So when I get asked to do stuff like that, it. It comes full circle, and I realize I'm in the place I need to be through my tragedies, you know, and then when you look at a parent like that, that's going through losing a child, what I went through was nothing. That's nothing. So that.

Show Host (50:28)

That.

Guest/Religious Speaker (50:28)

And that's what I try to open people's eyes to. Yeah, you might have some hardships. I guarantee you there's somebody out there going through ten times harder stuff than what you've ever thought about going through. So I try to put that out to people, you know, and saying, hey, it could always be worse. You know, be. Just be thankful to God that you're here and live your life the best that you can. And that's how me and Dish try to. What we try to do.

Show Host (50:50)

You got one more for me? Is this another Shrek? Oh, man, I don't want to see this. A Shrek cookie. All right, let's see how it goes in the oven. It's not going to turn out well. I already know it. A jump scare. Scary blob. There he is, getting baked. Oh, that's very evil. Oh, no. His cheeks are melting. Oh, no. Oh, no. It doesn't look good for Shrek. Oh, just horrible. And such a waste of cookie dough, too, because you know that the bottom is all burnt. You can't eat that. And the middle is not cooked enough. I don't want to waste all that cookie dough on, you know, and all that time and effort to make his little vest and his eyeballs and all that. It's too much.

Commentator/Co-host (51:56)

I mean, but if you did it, think about let her cook. That would be let her cook.

Show Host (52:03)

Yeah.

Commentator/Co-host (52:03)

You could vlog it for Rumble.

Show Host (52:05)

I could vlog it for Rumble.

Commentator/Co-host (52:06)

I think the people want a shrugie.

Show Host (52:08)

You let me know in the chat. You let me know if the in the comments if you would watch a vlog of me making a shookie. Thank you so much for watching this episode of Nightly Scroll. I had a lot of fun. I hope you did too. If you want to stick around and join me tomorrow night, you could do it on Rumble and rumble dot com. Haley is the only place you can watch Nightly Scroll. Of course, if you can't catch us at 6:00pm Eastern Time live, that is okay. You can watch later on or catch it on your favorite podcast platform. Have a great rest of the night and I will see you right back here tomorrow.