
In this episode of Nightly Scroll: TikTok witches and psychics are disappointed to find out that President Trump is indeed alive, Congress is back in session with a plan to release the Epstein files, Democratic Socialists are lining their pockets & more
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All right, so what do we have on the show this evening? Democrats like Tampon Tim, liberal psychics, Tik tok witches, all of them alike, all believe that President Trump was dead and they were dead wrong. Also, Congress is back in session. Wow. I'm so glad that our public servants are well rested. It's only been, what, a month? Then Mayor Brandon. Brandon Johnson from Chicago tells Chicagoans to stand up to federal troops if slash when President Trump decides to send them in after a holiday weekend bloodbath. And a deranged Taylor Swift fan got her name legally changed and she wants Taylor to know. All right, all of that and so much more on this episode of Nightly Scroll. Quick reminder to watch the show on Rumble if you can. Rumble.com Haley is the only place you can watch Nightly Scroll. That'll bring you to the Bongino Report channel. Make sure you're subscribed. Then you can join all of my friends in the chat, all of my homies. It's a lot of fun. If you want to listen later on, you could do that Apple podcast, Spotify. Wherever you get your shows, it should be up there. What is it the next morning. Now we're doing, trying to get those Spotify numbers up when people are listening to their podcast in the morning. So that's when you can find it. How was your Labor Day weekend, guys?
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It was chill. We ate some food. I was telling you. It was like no way of the documentary. I mean, like, you know, ate some food is we, you know, we ate in the essence of Labor Day, though. You know, lots of like, like burgers and like a hot dog, you know, that kind of thing.
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Americana.
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Yeah. Chilled. And as you know, it was a little dodgy at times with the weather right here. And so I caught up on my Dallas Cowboys by watching the new Netflix series about the cowboys. Highly recommend it.
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Is there a new. I didn't hear that. There is a new Netflix series about that.
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Yeah. It's a good investment of six or seven hours to watch the Netflix. I know, I know. That's right up here.
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Thanks for the recommendation.
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They didn't lose a lot in the documentary because it's on the 90s Cowboys when they won all the championships.
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Okay.
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And so. But it was pretty good.
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So reminiscing on good times. Justin, how was your weekend? Good. You ate some steak.
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I heard it was good. Had some steak for Labor Day. Yeah. Nothing chill weekend.
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I. What did I eat? I went out to dinner a few times, got some good food, so that's good. I. If you follow me on Instagram or Tick Tock. You saw that. I unfortunately got caught in the rain playing golf this weekend. Justin thought the video was so funny that we should play it. So if you have have seen it, you're about to see it again. If you haven't seen it. I was playing golf yesterday, got caught in the rain. It was a downpour the likes of which the world has never seen before. Not to, you know, copy President Trump. I can't do a Trump impersonation, but it was a torrential downpour, like a monsoon. All of my clubs were wet, my grips were wet, glove was wet, cart wet, everything. And I got up to. I tried to clean everything off. I tried my best to dry off. I was using my clubhead covers. I didn't have a towel with me. Stupid. That's my fault. Trying to wipe down the grips so that, you know, I could continue playing. Cause this was like, I don't know, like the third hole. I'm obviously going to keep playing. And I chucked my club into the pond. So we have the video of that. There goes maybe the slow mo. Totally flew out of my hands.
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You threw the hands well, though.
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I mean, like, I have great form, great swing, and unfortunately it was just too strong and too slippery. So totally laws. And I was. People were commenting. You know, it's good thing that there weren't any alligators. I should have thought about that because I have seen alligators, not at this course in particular and. But I have seen snakes here. So, you know, that was kind of stupid. But I'm obviously going to go in after my driver. What am I going to do? Leave the driver there so I could just die in the. The pond graveyard?
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No, at this point. Are you yelling? Like, are you yelling four?
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No, there was no one there.
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Oh, okay. No, that's good. I'm glad you got. I'm glad you got the club back.
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I did have to step into the pond a few steps. It was like right at the edge, but I did have to step maybe like three steps so my sneakers were wet. And then I played the rest of the round in my socks. Wet socks. But that was my.
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So explain to me this camera angle. That's what I was trying to. You had. You had.
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I have a magnetic phone mount on the cart and I got it sometimes. Not all the time, but sometimes I will film my tee shot or something for social media or just so that I can see what I'm doing right or wrong. And I happen to be filming when I just decided to send it, send it full send, send it into the lake.
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If you're going to full send a club, send the driver.
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Send the driver. Unfortunately it would have been better if I just threw it, you know, into the fairway, threw it a few feet ahead of me. But I really like, I full sent it into the lake. So anyway, also I, not to go off on this for so long but I was like, I really hope that no one saw that cause it was embarrassing. But then I put it on social media. So then whatever, everyone saw it. But I was wondering or not wondering, but I was a little nervous about, you know, I don't know, bacteria in the water. People talk about, you know, brain eating amoeba and flesh eating bacteria in these, you know, still water. But then.
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No, did you go ahead.
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Then I saw, I kid you not, there were these two little kids and they were like wakeboarding in one of the ponds on the golf course. Like one of them had a, like a bike and he was biking and the other guy was on like a makeshift water ski type situation. So I was like, if they are full, fully submerged in the water and they're seemingly okay, I'm probably okay in my wet socks.
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Well, I'm glad all, I'm glad all went well and the club was saved.
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And I shot an 83. So I, I redeemed myself. So it was pretty good. I was happy with that. Okay, well let's get into tonight's show. A bunch of people thought that President Trump was dead over the weekend. This isn't the first time that the left has seethed over the potential demise and it is not going to be the last. Here's just one of those videos posted yesterday. Watch.
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Truly, we don't know what's going on, so let's just stick to the facts here, okay? Fact number one, the last time Donald Trump was seen in an on camera verifiable way was was August 26, 2025 during the Cabinet meeting. Since then, nothing. No press pool spray, no shouted questions, no live movement at all. Fact number two, just two days later on August 28th, JD Vance tells USA Today that he is ready to assume the presidency. God forbid there's a terrible tragedy which is his job. On August 24, it was JD Vance who went on record saying that Russia had made significant concessions when it came to Ukraine peace talks. This happening right before Trump disappears from view when JD Vance wasn't even the one who spoke with Vladimir Putin. What was it two weeks ago? Feels odd. I'll say it as if it couldn't get any weirder over Labor Day weekend. This weekend, Trump's Truth Social account has blasted out more than 40 posts over a 24 hour period. Some were like rambling text, some were AI generated images of him. And it was just not how Trump writes. Like he's crazy and unhinged, but he's very specific of crazy and unhinged, you know? And then Fast forward to August 30th when we see the Trump's Virginia golf outing photos, which people immediately clocked as being recycled from 2023 and 2024. So, so let's recap here.
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On August 24th, J.D.
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Vance takes the lead on Ukraine. August 26th was Trump's last verified public sighting. August 28th, we have J.D. vance publicly signaling that he's ready to step into office. And now over the last 48 hours, we have these old photos of Trump resurfacing. We have his accounts being flooded with 40 plus ghost written posts about Labor Day weekend. And look, maybe Trump's fine, maybe this is just bad comms. But when you line it up like this, with the dates and the quotes and the recycled optics and the flood of posts that don't sound like him, the picture emerges pretty clearly. And look, we know that JD Vance has always been the plan, right? He just was never popular enough to actually run for president himself. But he's Peter Thiel's guy, so he had to ride Trump's coattails to get into office, but he is the plan. So it's starting to look like Trump was just this battering ram, right? This chaos agent who normalized the atmosphere that we now live in. But now that that atmosphere is locked in, he's no longer essential. The system doesn't need him anymore. They just need the conditions that he's normalized.
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I mean, listen, I love TikTok. I scroll all the time. But an unfortunate side effect of TikTok is that everyone has a platform. Everybody can just put their phone up and just start rambling and they could say whatever. And then all these other Trump deranged losers pile on. And then they're in her comment section, you know, egging her on, like, yeah, he's totally dead. Yeah, he's totally dead. I haven't seen him in three days. Here's another one. This one TikTok user claimed she saw a helicopter en route to Walter Reed. So it must be Trump Watch. If Donald Trump's health is fine, why did I just see three Marine One helicopters fly over College Park 35 minutes ago in the Direction of the Walter Reed Hospital, when he has. In the direction of scheduled calendar events. In the direction of. And of course, they're obsessed with the fact that he had no. No scheduled events. No scheduled events. Meanwhile, were they paying attention? Under Biden, he had no schedule events ever. Barely. And if he was, he tripped on the way there. He fell down on the way out. I mean, seriously, there was a. There was a moment in time. Do you remember when it was like, is that Biden? Is that like a Biden impersonator in a mask? Do you remember the Biden that was like randomly 7 foot 3 showed up that one time?
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Or the photo. The photo that was at Jimmy Carter's when he looked like he was in. He was in the house with a bunch of hobbits.
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But I would say that those conspiracy theories were more founded because Biden was mia. All of a sudden, they'd have Biden doing a press conference from, like, a fake White House set. And people were like, where is he? What's going on? I mean, it was weird. This is the most transparent presidency we've ever seen. So when the guy takes off for two days on a holiday weekend, people just start to lose their minds. But it's not just crazy, you know, liberal ladies, white, liberal. Karen's on TikTok tampon. Tim got in on it. Watch this. You get up in the morning and you doom. Scroll through things. And although I will say this, the last few days, you woke up thinking there might be news. Just saying, people laughing. By the way, there will be news sometime. Just so you know, there will be news. Kind of like teasing it. You know, Trump is going to die one day, which is true. We're all going to die one day. But the fact that the crowd is egging it on, laughing, really gross. And Tim Walls is egging them on by saying, you know, there's. Everyone's thinking there's going to be news and there will be news. Gross. Then this fueled some more rumors about President Trump's whereabouts. What was going on? Did you see this video of someone throwing something out of a room of the. The White House? Watch this out the window, second floor of the White House. Oh, there you go. You got it. Throwing something out the window. I don't know who it is. Don't know what it is. People in the comments were like, we got to get cameramen with androids instead of iPhones because we can't see what's going on here. This is crazy. But they're zooming in and seeing someone is throwing Something out the window of the White House. This could definitely make Washingtonian prouds.
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This could definitely make it.
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Are they gonna throw something again in this video? I don't know. Yep, there it goes. Throwing something else out. You see some movement in that window? Listen. Users speculated that they were throwing out the Epstein files, the Constitution, Trump's dirty diapers, J.D. vance's couch cushions, Melania Trump's go bag, because apparently she's trying to escape. So everyone was coming up with something. A lot of them were just jokes, you know, do the windows even open? I tried to ask people, sources who may know if the White House windows open. You know, according to some rumors, they don't open. You need to remove the window entirely. I can't imagine that the windows don't open, but I don't know. For safety purposes, maybe they don't. I have no idea. Also, according to rumors online, this window is from a bathroom off the Lincoln Bedroom in the First Family's residence. People are speculating that the bathroom could be renovated. And I reached out to another source of mine in D.C. who says that the White House claims it is a contractor doing regular maintenance while the President was gone, because apparently contractors aren't allowed in there when the President is there. And, you know, President Trump has been talking about contractors being at the White House. Of course they redid the Rose Garden. He was just complaining about a stupid contractor who. Who scratched the new Rose Garden. Something in the Rose Garden. And of course, they are planning this massive $90 million ballroom. So there are contractors around. Would they be in the Lincoln Bedroom? I don't know. But much to the liberals dismay, President Trump was seen this weekend. He was seen on Labor Day images just.
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Did you hear Peter Doocy ask Trump about that video?
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We have the video. It's coming up.
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Oh, well, you're skipping topics. I didn't know you were about to jump to it.
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No, no, no.
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About the window video.
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Oh, no.
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Peter Doocy asked about the window video. Trump claims it's AI and that those windows do not open.
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I don't think it's AI I'm not.
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Saying he's right, but that's what he said.
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I don't know about that. It doesn't look like AI to me.
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But that's what he claims.
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But then my friend who is a White House reporter said that the White House told her it was a contract.
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He claims that maybe AI should be doing routine work.
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He's just trolling.
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He might be trolling. I'm not sure. But he said the Windows do not open. He said they're bulletproof and like 400 pounds. They do not open.
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I think they are bulletproof. They probably do open.
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It also introduced this fantastic meme format.
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Love showing President Trump something. I absolutely love it. But, you know, much to the liberals dismay, President Trump was seen and he did go golfing with Kai. Trump. He was en route. He was seen en route to Trump National Golf Club, played golf with Kai. I think that's such a blessing, right? We're used to seeing President Biden on the beach. I honestly, I don't mind it. I like when presidents have time off. They deserve it. You know, I like when we see President Trump working way more often than President Biden, making these speeches and getting out in front of the media way more often than President Biden was. And if you need to blow off some steam and play golf with your granddaughter, by all means. And honestly, if we saw Biden more often, I'd say, go ahead, go to the beach. Like, I don't care. But, of course, seeing President Trump in the flesh was not enough for liberals with a flair for the macabre. So here's Republicans against Trump. They posted this on Instagram. I saw it on Instagram. I posted on my story earlier today. And this is, of course, a blurry photo of President Trump. And then they enhanced it somehow because it was a blurry president photo of President Trump. And it looks deformed. I don't. That does not look. The picture on the left looks like President Trump. The way that they enhanced it does not look like President Trump. It looks like there's something going on. There's like a bulge in the middle of his eyeball or something. I think this is clearly just about whatever. I don't know, whatever system they used to enhance this photo is not good. He looks like Sloth from the Goonies. He does not look like that. Does not look like Trump. The left photo looks like Trump. But whatever they did does not.
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Does that imply that you've seen the Goonies?
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Yes.
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Okay, you're cooking. I'm not trying to get you off topic here, but dang. I just wanted.
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Yes, we the people.
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Just making sure that you said you've seen the Goons.
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I have. Yes, I have. But President Trump, of course, did speak from the Oval Office today. He made an announcement about moving the US Space Command from Colorado to Huntsville, Alabama. He said it's going to be Rocket City. But he also took questions from reporters. As we just talked about. He was taking some questions from Peter Doocy. And Peter Doocy asked President Trump about the rumors of his death. And here's how Trump responded.
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Watch something completely different, but about a big viral social media trend over the weekend. How did you find out over the weekend that you were dead?
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You see that?
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No, people didn't see you for a couple days. 1.3 million user engagements as of Saturday morning about your demise.
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Really?
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You didn't see that?
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You know, I have heard it's sort of crazy, but last week I did numerous news conferences, all successful. They went very well. Like this is going very well. And then I didn't do any for two days. And they said there must be something wrong with him. Biden wouldn't do him for months. You wouldn't see him. And nobody ever said there was ever anything wrong with him. And we know he wasn't in the greatest of shape. No, I heard that. I get reports now. You knew. I did an interview that lasted for about an hour and a half with somebody and everybody saw that was on one of your competitors.
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But wait, the liberals are not finished with the predictions. I have shown a video on this show before of a TikTok psychic from the UK who predicted President Trump's death. This was a few weeks ago. She was wrong, obviously. This is another one. A totally separate TikTok psychic from the UK who thinks that President Trump is going to die tomorrow. Watch this.
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Trump is gonna die on the 3rd of September at 10am could be 10pm somewhere around that time. My premonitions are never wrong. And he's going to die of a heart attack. Now I've just woke up and my premonitions always come in my dreams and I wanted to put it here that you heard it here first. Now, it could be 10am or 10pm My time.
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It could really be whenever. I could be wrong.
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I don't know. Now, if you've followed me for a while, you'll know that I have had quite a few premonitions that have came true.
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She's also.
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What is she wearing?
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Call me Mystic Meg. But yeah, Trump is going to die on the third.
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This woman is naked.
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Did she have this premonition? Woke immediately up from that dream and did not get dressed before she made the TikTok.
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She's like, hold on, I just woke up from this dream. I have to tell the whole world that Trump's going to die. She quickly, you know, covers herself, thank goodness, with her bedsheet and she gets on TikTok and you know, she's the Paul Revere of.
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There were a Few wardrobe malfunction opportunities in that, in that video. Very glad that I am all she kept.
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Very glad that she kept it together. Well, we will check back tomorrow. Hopefully we see President Trump alive and well. Hopefully this woman's video does not age well and President Trump will rise like a phoenix from the ashes yet again to own the libs. Love that. All this to say, this is the difference between the political right and left in the United States. We always say the tolerant left and it used to be the party of the bleeding heart. Liberals who cared for the little guy, they cared for the planet. They mean well and they still think that they're the party of love and kindness, but they're really anything but. When people complain about the divisiveness in this country, we have to stop making it out to be this generic issue that just like plagues all of us. It stems from the left, the political violence, as much as they want to blame it on us and they bring up January 6th at every moment that they can. It stems from the left. The hateful rhetoric stems from the left. I don't hate liberals. I don't hate people who think differently than me or people who are different from me. I don't need all my friends to affirm my every belief system or thought. I just want to spend time with good people who bring out the best in me and vice versa. We have fun together. But the modern left hates people like us. They pin us as whatever phobic or ist word they make us out to be. This other, this group that is so evil we deserve to be taken out and it would be justified. I have never felt the need to throw a cinder block at a police officer to make a political point or throw a brick into a small business to make a point about justice. Where is the justice in that? I have never felt the need to call for the deaths of Democrats or revel in the thought of one dying since celebrating that, wishing or hoping for that. We saw this a lot during COVID if you remember. I remember President Trump had a rally, I think it was in Oklahoma, and people were passing away from, from COVID 19. I remember Herman Cain passed away shortly after that rally. The left was calling it a super spreader. And then they were literally leftists were cheering for the fact that Herman Cain died. They were happy that a Republican died from COVID This is evil, godless, soulless, cold hearted, disgusting behavior. They assume that people who are on the political right, or even people who just aren't outspoken leftists are not worthy of being friends with or even having a conversation with, associating with. I've heard countless stories of liberals cutting off their family members. I've never heard it the other way around. You can tell me in the chat, have you ever cut off a liberal family member? Or was it the other way around? Were they cutting you off? I will let you tell your stories in the chat because I correct me if I'm wrong, I've just never heard it the other way. And this just serves as a reminder to not stoop to that level. Continue to see the humanity and other people and realize that even the people you disagree with most are more than a political affiliation and we should not be calling for them to die. I didn't vote for President Biden. I didn't vote for Kamala Harris. I wish them well. I hope that they are healthy. You know President Biden has this cancer diagnosis that is sad. I don't want anyone to be sick or be hurting, even the people that I disagree with politically. Because of course they are human beings. Even the people who make their political affiliation their entire personality. They are humans. They are more than their political affiliation. And I really hope we can just get back to a time where we were just one people again, the American people. And it wasn't just this left, right crazy, hateful divisiveness. 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All right. Unfortunately, Congress is back. They had this long break. I guess they were off for what, a month? I have never been off for a month. I've actually never taken a week off of work in my working career.
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We got to get a wins loss on Swalwell out there with the leprechauns.
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We do. We need an update for sure. You know, they were. They were keeping busy, going to the gym. They were sitting in the pool tweeting about Trump. So whatever. They're back. Time flies when you're working. Seems like just yesterday they were all packed up for their summer vacation and we were making fun of them. But not so fast. Another government shutdown is now looming. They will have to find more money. This is. We could take down this headline. This is a few stories back. But they're gonna have to find some more money from somewhere. Us, the taxpayer, to keep the lights on. But first, this is what they have on deck for tomorrow. Congressman Thomas Massie and Ro Khanna. They are hoping to force the release of the Epstein files. Now, Thomas Massie is filing a discharge petition to bypass leadership and force a vote on his resolution. If the resolution is passed, it would force the DOJ to unseal files related to Epstein by a certain period of time. So tomorrow, they plan to host a Capitol news conference featuring abuse survivors of Epstein and Maxwell. Now, we're going to cover this tomorrow. We're going to see what happens. I will stay on top of it. You all know how I feel about the Epstein stuff. I want anything related to him released. I don't care who is implicated. I don't care if Trump is impleted. I don't care if every single world leader goes down and the world burns to the ground. I want everything out in the open. You say that this is a transparent administration. Give us everything you got. The doj, according to them, a few months ago, they had given us everything. They had gone through everything. Then, of course, due to public pressure. Then it's like, well, you know, the story kind of changes. And then Pam Bondi says, oh, well, actually, the government's never interviewed Glenn Maxwell. I guess we'll go do that. So the handling of this has been botched from the very beginning. And I take this stuff very seriously. I don't love the optics of Epstein victims speaking at some news conference in hopes of legislation being passed. I don't know if I'm the only way that feels, only one that feels this way. It kind of just seems a little icky, like they're being used as political pawns. I'm sure if they didn't want to speak or be involved, they wouldn't. And I'm certainly interested in, in what's going to happen tomorrow. But after the whole Binder debacle, I just want whatever that is done to be done right. So I will stay on it. I just think I'd rather hear from Pam Bondi about what happened than the victims. I'm actually cool with protecting the victims and hearing from the people at the top who kind of ruined this from the very beginning. But then again, because of what I just said, it seems like Attorney General Pam Bondi responds to this kind of pushback. Everyone was mad at her, and then she said, okay, well, fine, we'll go interview Glenn Maxwell. So maybe this will, this resolution, if it is passed, maybe this will push the DOJ to do something differently, you know, so I'm remaining hopeful that this will force something to happen. I just want it done right. And I want justice to be served, of course. So I'll look into that for tomorrow night's show. But speaking of holding criminals accountable, that has been the Trump administration's mission from the very beginning. It started with the robust approach to secure the southern border, deport people who don't belong here, and of course, restoring law and order to major cities across the nation. Famously, he started with LA when everyone was throwing bricks at cops for these no Kings protests. And now, of course, D.C. but he teased sending the National Guard to Chicago is met with a bunch of pushback from Governor Pritzker and Mayor Brandon Johnson. Despite a holiday weekend full of crime. This happens in Chicago. All these criminals, they wait until the 4th of July weekend. 4th of July weekend is usually a bloodbath in Chicago because they say, oh, fireworks perfectly. No one's going to hear the gunshots and all these people die. This was no different. 58 people were shot in Chicago this weekend. Nine were killed. And it was the most violent holiday weekend of the entire summer. But despite those very inconvenient truths that these Democrat politicians don't want you to know, Mayor Johnson is telling his people to stand up against federal troops if slash when President Trump decides to send them into Chicago. Listen to this. Oh. Are you prepared to defend this land? This land that was built by slaves, a land that was built by indigenous people, a land that is built by workers? Are you prepared to defend this land? The people united will always prevail. I need you all to stand firm, to stand strong if this president decides to continue to break this Constitution. All these Democrats know how to do is blame Trump. They're pointing the fingers at Trump. Their cities are messes. They're a mess and they're dangerous. And when you ask people who actually live in these cities if this kind of people presence is welcome, they say, yes, yes, please. We've been waiting for something like this. Please, an actual president, someone who wants to do something to help us. And because it's President Trump and they're Democrats, they just have to fight him. Even though this should be bipartisan, it should be bipartisan to live somewhere safe and feel safe walking around your city. And clearly, people who live on the south side of the Chicago, they don't feel so safe. Maybe these elites like Governor Pritzker and his buddies, donors and all these people, maybe they feel safe, people with private security, but people who don't have those luxuries and also live in Chicago, they don't feel that way. So very funny. And they always, they, this is stolen land. And it's always okay, so then go somewhere else then. I don't know. We're all living here. So, like, you're better than everyone because you're talking about it. You're virtue signaling. They're just annoying. And shut up.
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Focus on the fact that people are getting shot all over the city all the time. This just isn't Labor Day weekend. This has happened every weekend for 10 years. Police is understaffed. They can't get out, they can't patrol, they can't react anywhere. I mean, it's a bad. It's a bad neighborhood. So to get up there and just start pedaling.
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And whether the land is stolen or not, people are dying. So would you rather you're. You don't want the crime to be fixed because it's stolen land? What are you talking about?
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And what does it matter who helps fix it?
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You know, I don't know. Did you see this headline about Congresswoman Ilan Omar just on the Topic of Democrats and how corrupt and disgusting they are. Apparently. Congresswoman Alon Omar's net worth is $30 million. This is in just. It just jumped to $30 million in one year. And this is all due to her figured out in her congressional financial disclosures. So it was first reported by the Washington Free Beacon. And Omar and her husband, they have a net worth. It's somewhere between 6 million and 30 million. And she, of course, is a Democrat. So Democrats, if they are millionaires, they have to say that they're not. So she has said many times that she's not a millionaire. And of course, they hate billionaires with a B. I mean, billionaires are even worse. But she's. She's on her way. If her. If she jumped from 6 million to maybe 30 million in just a year, I mean, she's well on her way where they made this money. Well, her husband's really rich. He owns two companies. The. He owns a winery in California, a la Gavin Newsome. This seems to be a. A trend, if you will. And he also owns a venture capital firm, so they're doing very well. And of course, she has her lowly government salary as well. But, yeah, I mean, back in 2023, their financial disclosures said that they, they had ownership stakes in those two companies valued at just $51,000. They grew a little bit in 2024, all of a sudden, $30 million.
B
So he's gotten rich off of investing. Oh, just like other Democrats have gotten rich off investing. They all have gotten rich off of investing.
A
Do not believe when these people tell you they're in it to serve you, they are in it to get rich. They take their little government salary, which is more than a lot of people can say. It's more than what I make. It's more than what we make. And then they grift and they sell books, and I don't know how else they get money. Very corrupt ways. But, you know, Bernie Sanders is. Is a great example of one of these Democratic socialists who has three homes and millions of dollars. It's like, you guys are losers. And it is worse to get lectured by a socialist who's rich. On that note, brings me to what's his name, Zoran Mamdani, who's running for mayor in New York City. He's also rich. Nepo baby born into money. And of course, now he gets to run for mayor in New York City and to, you know, see eye to eye, I guess, with all the poor people. He's saying, well, rich people, I hate Rich people. Rich people. I hate billionaires. And billionaires don't deserve to exist. We need to steal all the billionaires hard earned money and just give it to everyone else who doesn't deserve it. You know, so Zorin Mamdani, he just got Elizabeth Simons, daughter of Jamie Simons, to donate $250,000 to a pack backing him. This is why politicians totally disgust me. They say they hate billionaires. They say nobody needs that much money, even though Mamdani grew up on it, until they need it. So they get to say nobody needs a billion dollars. And then they get to call their billion dollar friends, their billionaire friends and say, hey, donate to my pack, donate to my campaign. I want to get elected. So they say that they stand for whatever will get them elected. And then they do what the lobbyists and the donors want them to do. And the worst part is when they're a socialist candidate, I mean, that is the real kicker. Billionaires are horrible. They're horrible people. Unless they can become billionaires themselves while they're in office. Or they can just use their billionaire friends to, you know, make their pipe dreams come true. The pipe dreams that they sell to the American people. It does not get more hypocritical than that. Speaking of hypocritical, Rosie o', Donnell, of course she has.
B
That's a good segue.
A
This is hypocritical. Yeah, well, Rosie o', Donnell, she of course had to apologize after saying this. She, she was saying that the Minnesota shooter was like a white MAGA guy, which we know is not true. Watch.
G
Well, hey everybody, it's Thursday all day, as my nana would say. And what can I tell you? I'm in Dublin, Ireland, having a great life, enjoying the people of Dublin, Ireland and the culture and the sense of community. And so about the Minnesota shooting. And it brought me right back to Columbine in 1999 when I just could not get it through my head that students in America were shooting each other in schools. And this was a church inside a Catholic school. And what do you know? Was a white guy, Republican MAGA person. What do you know?
A
Where does she get that, this white supremacist?
G
Nothing has happened since Columbine. Nothing. The Million Mom March, nothing. It's overwhelming.
A
Where do they get this stuff? The guy had like F. Trump on his guns. And where did she get this out of? Clearly she's not paying attention. Which by the way, she moved to Ireland to not pay attention. So go over there and leave us all alone. Then she had to Obviously apologize after making that video, because she was so wrong. She said, I did not do my due diligence before I made that emotional statement. I said things about the shooter that were incorrect. I assumed, like most shooters, they followed a standard MO and had a standard, you know, feelings of, you know, NRA loving kind of gun people, which is crazy, by the way. Have we ever had an NRA member commit a mass shooting? I mean, correct me if I'm wrong, but I haven't heard of one. Anyway, she said, anyway, the truth is messed up, and when you mess up, you fess up. I'm sorry. This is my apology video, and I hope it's enough. You know, it would be enough going away forever. You said you're going to Ireland to go live there and escape Trump. I mean, let yourself escape. Then put the phone down because we don't want to hear from you. And when we do hear from her, it's wrong. So just shut up. Shut up and go away. Speaking of apologies, though, we have to talk about Snoop Dogg. We played this video on the show a few weeks ago, and he was saying that it was uncomfortable going to the movies with his grandson because these LGBTQ themes came up. So let's play this video for anyone who didn't see it.
H
I took my grandson to see Buzz Lightweight, Toy Story. Not that one, but, oh, the new.
A
The new Buzz.
H
So we watching it, and then she had a baby with a woman. Well, my grandson in the middle of the movie, Like, Papa Snoop. How'd she have a baby with a woman? She a woman? Oh, I didn't come in for this show. I just came and watched the goddamn movie. So it's like, it's me. I'm scared to go to the movies now. Like, y' all throwing me in the middle of that. I don't have an answer for. It threw me for a loop. I'm like, what part of the movie was this? These are kids that we have to show that at this age. Like that.
A
That part.
H
They're going to ask questions. Yeah, they are going to ask. I don't have the answer.
A
All right, so Snoop Dogg comes out and say this. I think a lot of people can appreciate this. A lot of parents, grandparents can watch this and say, yeah, I wasn't expecting to see these themes in movies shows. And you already know my take on this. I think that parents and grandparents, this is. This is how sick our society has gotten. We better be armed and ready to answer these questions, because they're coming. And you can either say, I Don't know and let some other woke teacher fill in the blanks or Disney fill in the blanks or you can get ahead of it and be ready to answer your child or your grandchild's questions. I also said if we think that, you know, these LGBTQ themes are inappropriate, you know, in, for this example, lesbians having kids or, you know, which is the reality, like gay people exist. They. They adopt children or use a surrogate or whatever. This exists. So that's why I think we should just be prepared to answer the questions because they're valid questions. But I think if. If you think that gay kissing or anything like that, these gay sexual scene themes are too much for children, which I agree with. Remove all romantic and sexual things from movies. That was my take last week when we talked about this video. Remove it. I don't want to see people kissing. I remember being a kid watching movies and being like this makes me uncomfortable because kids shouldn't be watching adults kiss. I don't care if it's like a prince and a princess, like, call me crazy, but I just think that you can show love in other ways. There's no need to watch like romantic sexual interactions between adults and then put it in like a cartoon form and package it for kids. It's crazy. So I just think get rid of it. But anyway, people were all upset with Snoop Dogg and he had to put out an apology. Don't apologize. Do not apologize. This is what he said. I was just caught off guard and had no answer for my grandsons. All my gay friends know what's up. They've been calling me with love. My bad for not knowing the answers for a 6 year old. Teach me how to learn. I'm not perfect. Which is kind of just a cop out. If your gay friends are calling you and it's all love and they know your heart, then, like, just own the comments. It's not like he was lying. He was being honest when he said, this stuff is hard to deal with with my grandkids.
B
100% true. And we were on here after we played this. I was like, I'm glad because a couple of weeks ago was Denzel talking about cancel. And I'm like, I'm glad some of these guys are like standing up to this. To say that you don't understand it or to say that it's not appropriate to be in kids movies totally isn't offensive to anyone. It's just that it doesn't need to be in kids movies.
A
I agree.
B
So this is just. Oh, Snoop, no, he's tougher than this.
A
That's what I was thinking.
B
And then he gangster rapped the whole 90s. He's tougher than this.
A
This is why, too. When we see someone come out, it's like conservatives rally around them because it's like, oh, they, they said the right thing, but then they always backtrack or they apologize. This is why when I, when the whole Sydney Sweeney thing was happening, I'm like, leave her alone. Because she's gonna come out and say a statement like, these MAGA people are crazy, by the way, that we're, you know, freaking out over this stuff and, like, wouldn't leave her alone. That, like, I just think, who cares what celebrities think about literally anything? That's. I mean, I know I cover this stuff on my show, but it's like, you know, they say the right thing and then they backtrack or they apologize for it. It's like, why do we even care? Why are we listening? Like, we can never trust them. Just stand on business, stand 10 toes down and say, I'm Snoop Dogg and I don't like gay content for kids. Just stand down on that. Like, that is valid.
B
And whatever happened to, like, you know, not everything is insulting? He just simply said, this is a hard question to answer. I don't know that we should answer. It's a hard question to answer. And I don't know that we should have six year olds looking at this or trying to get confused by these themes in movies. Like, that's not offensive.
A
And he said too, like, my gay friends know that I'm all love, and I understand. Okay, so then why are you apologizing to these Internet warriors? You don't know. And who cares what they think?
B
There were other comedians, though, like Marlon Waynes and people like that that are big wigs that sort of did come out and call Snoop.
A
Who cares?
B
Agreed.
A
Who cares? Anyway, we have some football stories and I have a football video for you too, Andy, at the end of the show. That's my last video, so I do want to get to that. But Marco Rubio, Secretary Marco Rubio, he made a joke in a cabinet meeting with President Trump, basically saying, Saturdays are for the boys. They're not for boys and girls getting married. They're just for the boys. Watch this.
I
And then, on a point of personal privilege, I wasn't even going to raise it. I haven't even talked to you about this. It's a little controversial, but I think I need to bring it up at this time of year, this Thing about people getting married on Saturdays during college football season is a scourge, Mr. President. It's dividing families. And I don't know if we can have an executive order on this, but it's really difficult. There's, you know, there's seven other months of the year that people can get married. So I just wanted to say that because it's very, very difficult. Thank you.
A
What's your take on weddings during the fall college football season?
B
No, don't have them. Don't have them. Fall weddings, I guess are like, are like all right. I mean people want to have them there. But listen, the spring is a beautiful time. New. That's a new relationship. You know what I'm saying? The rejuvenance of nature, new young love. Get married in the spring, people, you know what I mean? Underneath blooming trees, fresh allergies in the air for body sneeze.
A
I'll tell you this, people don't normally do the springs. They don't do the March, they don't do the April because the weather is very unpredictable.
B
Where I'm from in the south, it's very rainy in the fall. It's low level clouds and cold in the fall.
A
Yeah, but that's okay. People don't mind that cold is better than rainy, unpredictable spring weather. So I think that's why people do it. People also don't want to get married in the dead heat in the summer because they don't want to be sweating with the hair and the makeup.
B
And what about like Tuesday nights at. What about like a 5:30 wedding on a Tuesday night in the fall?
A
Tuesday night?
B
Yeah, there's no football or anything. It's, it's there. You're not asking people to get away from anything.
A
Yeah, but you're asking people to take a day off of work.
B
No, just show. It's 5:30 waiting to show up at 5.
A
Well, I wouldn't be able to make it. You wouldn't be able to make it.
B
We'll do a pre tape.
A
Anyway. My take is if you can't be there for your friend, whether he is getting married on Saturday or not, that's your, you might be, you might have your priorities messed up. I understand that you want to watch football. I have been by the way to a wedding on Saturday in the fall and I have seen guys in the church watching football on their phones. Come on, come on. You get push notifications. I know that espn, you can get push notifications and keep up with it. But like phones in church, really, I.
B
I don't I wouldn't go. I wouldn't go that far. Because what. What I would do is you record the game and you avoid everyone. Make it obnoxiously known that you don't want to know the score to the point of, like, swinging at somebody. Don't tell me the Cowboys score. I've got the game recorded and I will be home to watch it later. Absolutely, yes. That way you can be present and you get both. Just don't tell me the score.
A
Right. The thing is, with weddings, though, people are out all night, so they're not really going back to the hotel room or wherever to. Anyway. I just thought that that was funny. All right, let's get into some scrolling time. All right. When I say I dislike Taylor Swift, it is because I do not personally like her music. I think there are some songs, some of the older stuff that's catchy, but for the most part, I am not a fan. I've seen her live in concert when I was in high school, someone had another ticket and I went. I didn't even seek it out. I was not impressed. And from what I've seen online from the ERAs tour, she has not even really gotten that much better. She needs a lot of bells and whistles to put on a show. She can't dance, she's very awkward, and her vocals are not so incredible that she could just sit on a stool with a guitar and blow everyone away. Andy, would you agree or am I off this?
B
This is y'. All. This is. I'm telling you truth. Listen to me. Taylor Swift is a singer songwriter. Like the. The beautiful thing about the 60s and the 70s, people didn't have amazing. Kris Kristofferson's voice wasn't amazing, but he wrote great songs. She's not a pop star. She's tethered more to country music and brought that into pop. But like. And her heart, what she is, is I'm gonna grab an acoustic and I'm gonna set in a coffee shop and I can sing a good song I've written.
A
That has been a. That's Taylor Swift, but I'm just telling.
B
You that's not commercialized. People making money off of her being used version of Taylor Swift. What she is, the talents that God gave her as a musician. She's a singer, songwriter. And that's. There's. There's a ton of those. And she's great at it. She writes music for other people. But what she is now, it's not. I mean, she's not Beyonce.
A
I argue that she is like the lyricist of our generation. And then she writes, karma is a cat on my lap that purrs because it loves me. And then they literally look you dead in the eye and say, she is like a lyrical genius. Okay?
B
All we are is dust in the wind. You know, I mean, it's like. I'm not saying that she's bad. I'm just saying that her. What her talent is, is not going out in front of 80,000 and dancing.
A
No. And she does not have the vocals of Whitney Hous, Houston, Mariah Carey, Beyonce, Ariana Grande. Like all these people. She does not dance. She doesn't put on a show like Britney Spears, Tate McCray, Dua Lipa, Zara Larson. Like all these people, these pop stars. Now, she's just not on their level. And that's okay. But the level of hype doesn't really make sense. All she does is stomp around. So for the reasons I just laid out, I think the fan base is obsessed with her because she is one of them. She's one of the girls. She's attainably attractive, attainably talented. Her fan base identifies with her in that way. A lot of Taylor Swift fans. Stay with me here. I'm making fun of them, okay? A lot of Taylor Swift fans make bracelets. They hand each other friendship bracelets. It's very immature. It's giving emotionally stunted. In my opinion. You're supposed to grow up from things that you enjoyed as a little girl. But I think Taylor Swift gives them this nostalgic feel and they lean into this like, child, like, wonder, the same way that Disney adults do. And the ones who are really, really obsessed are mentally unstable. I'm not talking about your run of the mill fan who likes a few of her songs. I'm talking about the crazy people, okay? They are delusional. There are people on the Internet who have made videos about how they are engaged at the same time as Taylor Swift and they are in their bridal era together. No, you are not. She does not know who you are. You think that you're in this together, but this is a parasocial relationship that has spiraled out of the control. So this woman is crying over Taylor Swift's engagement. Watch this.
J
Taylor Swift engagement. Super shocking at first, but now that I'm like, actually processing that, the artist that I've known for the longest in my life, I posted my reaction video and I just sat there for a moment and I was like, holy, she's engaged. Like, go, girl, be happy. Get it. Like, get that Fucking shit. Be so fucking happy. I love seeing that happy smile on your face, and that's just so sweet and beautiful and I don't know, it feels like I don't know this person. I. Why do I. Why do you care that somebody I don't know got engaged? But you do know the person a little bit.
A
No.
J
And they've shared so much about their life.
A
You don't now, if you think that's crazy. This woman changed her name legally because of Taylor Swift. Watch this. I legally changed my name to Caroline.
G
Melissa Taylor because of Taylor Swift.
A
If you don't like that, go touch grass. Also, if anyone can let Taylor know, because I still don't know whether or.
J
Not she knows I did this.
A
Me touch grass. Me touch grass. I have to touch grass. You change your name because of someone you've never met? Melissa Taylor. What did she name. What did she say her name was? Melissa Taylor Swift or something? So she made Taylor her middle name. Last name. She made Taylor her last name. And then she said in the video, like, I hope someone tells Taylor, like, probably Taylor probably doesn't know this. Taylor Swift is probably sitting on a private jet thinking, this girl is psychotic and I should probably up my security detail. I mean, these people are not normal. And let me just say, I think I know who they voted for. It's crazy. Who has a fan base like this?
B
That's what I was getting. That's what I was getting ready to cry over them.
A
Like, these people are not stable.
B
When we. When I was in. When I was in high school, the rage of, like, Britney Spears and Christina and like, that kind of pop thing was, they're talented. Christina Aguilera, she can sing her face off 100%. All I'm saying is they were as big as it. As it was maybe aside from Michael Jackson in the late 80s, like, but the fan base wasn't changing their names to, like, you know, I remember Aguilera.
A
You know, it's like the. The girls crying at the Beatles concerts, right? Or like people fainting. Like, that's maybe the same level of fame, but none of them are shocking.
B
You know, Elvis doing his leg shakes on.
A
Right?
B
You know, I hear you.
A
I don't know, but this is.
B
But I don't think it's just all over social. It's just. Oh, it's a mind.
A
You're upset about this. You should touch grass. You need to seek therapy.
B
Yeah, I'll go touch grass.
A
All right. Speaking of touching grass, this painting, this painting major. Can you go to college? For painting? I guess so. She's even making fun of herself. Watch this. How it feels to tell people I'm graduating next year with a painting degree, and she's acting like a baby. And she looks like a liberal. If you're.
B
I'll have a caramel latte, please. Venti. Well, with a blueberry muffin.
A
Exactly. Andy, this is what people are saying in the comments. I'm gonna pull this up now so we can read through the comments together. But, yeah, people are saying, well, if you're a painting major, that means you're gonna work at Starbucks. Someone said, see you at the nearest Starbucks. Less ice and a splash of milk, please. Oh, I know you'll be making a mean chai latte. Oh, my God. What's your major? You know, drawing moving pictures and stuff. Congrats, bro. Just a heads up, I like my burgers. No tomato, extra onion. Art and psychology. Double employment. In this economy? Someone said you paid money for college to study painting. I mean, seriously, this is scary in this economy. I mean, you gotta graduate with something that's gonna give you something you're gonna make. She's not gonna have two pennies to rub together.
B
No. Hey, not everybody can be Hunter Biden, okay, With painting. So let's just.
A
Not everyone can have those Nepo baby connections. But speaking of this, you know, when you go into a Starbucks, the baristas look a certain way, right? And there's this online joke about, your latte is going to be good if you have a they. Them. Barista. Yes. Yeah. You walk into Starbucks, and if you see someone that's got a septum piercing and green hair, you're going to have a great latte.
B
What about somebody that has a mustache or a goatee and lipstick and eyeliner? Is that a good go to. Is that a good coffee?
A
Yeah, this is. Their life's mission is to be a barista. They. They went to school for painting. They went to school for painting. All right, it's almost the end of the show, so I want to play this last video that Andy has not seen. Okay, Justin, cut this. But this is a very cute video for anyone who. All my Tennessee Vols fans. This is. This is for you. Watch this. What did you say? Football time in Tennessee. No, it's not. Yes, it is. It's. What? That's really. Football time in Tennessee. Isn't her accent so cute? What's your reaction? I saw that video and I said.
B
That'S the way everybody in Tennessee talks, though. That's. That's.
A
I know. It's just cute when you see a baby with an accent that's that strong. I mean, I guess you got to learn it from somewhere, but it's very cute.
B
And by the way, Tennessee won on I'll Talk that way. By the way, Tennessee won on Saturday. And so we had a good victory down there in Atlanta and pulled it off against the Syracuse Orangeman. And so go Vols. Vfl. That stands for Vols for Life.
A
All right. Well, go sports. That's where I stand on all of this. And I will see you right back here tomorrow. You can follow me on social media at Haley Car, on Instagram, Tik Tok Truth Social X. Of course. And this was fun. I'll see you then.
Date: September 3, 2025
Host: Hayley Caronia
In this episode, Hayley Caronia takes on viral conspiracy theories about President Trump’s wellbeing after a Labor Day media absence, mocking liberal doomsayers and debunking rumors of his demise. With her trademark biting wit and unapologetic conservative commentary, Hayley explores the left’s “death watch” obsession, reactions to Trump’s return, hypocrisy among Democratic politicians, and offers takes on cultural flashpoints from Snoop Dogg’s apology to Taylor Swift superfans. She also covers developments in Congress around the Epstein files, Chicago crime, and closes with lighter fare about fandom and football.
Hayley’s tone is sharp, sarcastic, combative, and often playful, with interjections from co-hosts maintaining an informal, bantering energy. She employs hyperbole and cultural references in debunking left-wing narratives and skewers her targets with conservative humor. The language remains conversational but pointed, using “liberals,” “the left,” etc., as catch-alls for her ideological adversaries.
Episode 125 of Nightly Scroll is a rollercoaster of right-wing critique, satirical news analysis, and cultural talk, centered around the media hysteria after a brief Trump absence. With Trump’s “resurrection” after conspiracy-fueled rumors, Hayley exposes what she views as the left’s deepening tribalism and hypocrisy, contrasts liberal “death cult” attitudes with what she describes as the right’s decency, and pokes fun at scaremongers, political grifters, and extremist pop fans alike. The show closes with cultural jabs and homespun warmth, reminding listeners that, above all, it’s okay to laugh at the madness.