Libs HATE Beer, ‘Merica & WINNING!!! - Scrolling w/ Hayley (Ep. 242)

Summary

Podcast Summary: Scrolling with Hayley - Ep. 242

Title: Libs HATE Beer, ‘Merica & WINNING!!!
Host: Hayley Caronia
Date: February 24, 2026

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Episode Overview

In this episode, Hayley Caronia dives into a swirl of recent headlines surrounding the US Men's and Women's Olympic hockey teams, her take on the culture wars around patriotism and gender in sports, and the backlash over FBI Director Cash Patel celebrating with the winning team. Hayley critiques what she views as liberal hypocrisy, especially around topics like equal pay, trans inclusion in women's sports, and supposed “woke” overreach. She also covers recent remarks from Gavin Newsom and the ongoing debate about America’s problems versus the rest of the world, all while keeping a tone that's feisty, irreverent, and unapologetically conservative.

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Key Discussion Points & Highlights

1. Women’s Sports: "Insufferability," Period Talk & Trans Inclusion

• Hayley's Critique: Hayley expresses frustration at the current state of women’s sports, accusing prominent female athletes of being bad role models, supporting trans inclusion to their own detriment, and making unjustified pay demands. She particularly calls out Olympians using OnlyFans to raise money, and the US Women’s Soccer Team and WNBA for demanding equal pay.
• On Amber Glenn: References Olympic figure skater Amber Glenn discussing menstruation and LGBTQ issues in sports, criticizing the call for more conversations about this as "dumb." Hayley, having played sports, dismisses complaints about periods as an excuse and characterizes Olympians bringing it up as attention-seeking.
  • Quote: "Complaining about your period doesn’t make it go away. You have to push through it... Complaining is not going to change anything." (06:22)
  • Quote: "The reason why female Olympians have never brought this up before for all of history is because most of them are not woke, whiny babies desperate for attention." (08:13)

2. US Women’s Hockey Team Declines Trump Invitation; Patriotism & Hypocrisy

• Missed State of the Union Invite: Hayley scrutinizes the US Women's Hockey Team's statement declining a White House invitation due to "prior commitments," questioning the sincerity when male athletes can attend.
  • Quote: "You're telling me everyone on the men's team can make it, but no one on the women's team can make it?... Ridiculous." (09:41)
• Respect for the Office: Emphasizes that meeting any president is an honor, regardless of political beliefs, suggesting those who decline are “soft” and missing a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
  • Quote: "Not everything has to be a political statement." (11:44)

3. Men’s Hockey Team: Patriotism, Honoring Troops, and Locker Room Moments

• Men’s Team Celebration & Trump Phone Call: Shares a clip of President Trump joking with the team after their win and praises the men for their patriotism.
  • Locker room sentiment: "You are on cloud nine... President Trump is cracking jokes, right? And people are laughing. You just laugh." (14:05)
• Thanking the Troops & American Health Care: Hayley spotlights a player thanking the US military and mentions another noting the reliability of American dentists over Canada’s health care system.
  • Quote: "We are so lucky to play this game because of our troops." (17:54)
  • Quote: "I'm lucky I'm from the best country in the world, and we got great dentists there, too." (18:42)
• Honoring Johnny Goudreau: Discusses the team’s tribute to the late Johnny Goudreau by involving his children in their gold medal celebration.
  • Quote: "It's just so sweet... The team is so easy to support. They're good dudes. They're patriots." (21:14)
• Backlash Over Celebration: Coverage of liberal media figures (Don Lemon, The View) criticizing FBI Director Cash Patel for drinking a beer with the team in Milan, portraying it as improper and wasteful.
  • Quote (paraphrasing Don Lemon & The View): "'Why is he even there?,' 'How tacky,' 'I wish FBI directors were boring.'" (23:00-23:36)
• Hayley's Response: Mocks the outrage as selective and unserious, highlighting left-wing inconsistency regarding taxpayer funds.

4. America vs. The World: Self-Loathing & Emigration Grievances

• Panel Criticisms: Airs a heated CNN panel (with Teslin Figaro) where systemic complaints about America are contrasted with Kevin O’Leary’s quip about emigrating to North Korea, and further mocked for missing the realities elsewhere.
  • Quote (Teslin Figaro): "I live it on a daily basis... You can never tell me how bad it could be." (29:05)
• Trans Scholar in Canada: Discusses a TikTok from a self-identified trans scholar who flees the US for Canada only to complain about higher costs and health care limitations, which Hayley uses as evidence that America’s critics misunderstand the realities of other countries.
  • Quote: "If we're so horrible and then Canada doesn't give out free health care to random people that aren't Canadian citizens, then why do you respect Canadian immigration law but not ours?" (33:18)

5. Gavin Newsom: “I Can’t Read”—Pandering, Alleged Dyslexia & Race

• Cringe Politicians: Hayley lampoons Gavin Newsom for pandering to Black Americans with self-effacing remarks about being "just like you" due to having a low SAT score and struggling to read.
  • Quote (Newsom): "I'm like you. I'm no better than you... I'm a 960 SAT guy... I cannot read a speech." (38:02)
  • Hayley: "He was lying. And what's worse than lying is lying to pander to black voters and, and be racist while doing it." (38:42)
• Mockery and Memes: Discusses the viral meme “I can’t read,” Newsom’s privileged upbringing, and his team’s response—a dubious claim of severe dyslexia, which Hayley doubts.
  • Quote: "Gavin Newsom was not poor. He did not grow up poor. And of course he can read. Exhibit A: Here he is in a yearbook photo, and he looks like he's looking down at a newspaper." (39:14)
• Nicki Minaj’s Response: Reads and agrees with Nicki Minaj’s furious tweet about Newsom’s slow, patronizing speech to a Black crowd.
  • Quote (Nicki Minaj): "His way of bonding with black people is to tell them how stupid he is and that he can't read... He's literally slowing his speech down and talking in sporadic cadence." (46:00)
  • Kamala Harris Joke: Riffs on Kamala’s famously awkward speeches as similarly patronizing and insubstantial.

6. California’s Flaws & Catch-and-Release: Criminals & Sanctuary Policies

• Child Rapist Paroled: Blasts California policies for releasing a child rapist due to "elder parole," using it as a critique of Democrat “woke” policies.
  • Quote: "That is a man who should never see the light of day again... They don't get better." (49:42)
• Law Enforcement Guest on Trump: Highlights a police officer who arrested an illegal immigrant later charged with murder, framing it as an example of systemic failure under liberal governance.
  • Quote (Officer): "I did my job. The system failed. No detainer, no accountability, no deportation, and an innocent American life was taken." (51:29)
  • Hayley: "There's this added layer of... it should never have happened." (52:38)

7. Scrolling Segment & Lighter Moments

• Viral 'Sticker Mule' Incident: Shares a story of a liberal parent refusing $100 for his daughter after realizing the giver supports Trump, mocking the prioritization of politics over generosity.
  • Quote: "To let politics ruin the moment. It didn't have to be about politics. The liberal dad made it about politics." (59:07)

8. Memes, Monkeys, and Marco Rubio

• ‘Punch the Monkey’ Updates: Ends with a lighthearted update on the show’s favorite monkey, Punch, and meme riffs about Marco Rubio as various job titles and as Punch’s handler.

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Memorable Quotes with Timestamps

• "Complaining about your period doesn’t make it go away. You have to push through it... Complaining is not going to change anything." (06:22) — Hayley
• "You're telling me everyone on the men's team can make it, but no one on the women's team can make it?... Ridiculous." (09:41) — Hayley
• "Not everything has to be a political statement." (11:44) — Hayley
• "We are so lucky to play this game because of our troops." (17:54) — Team USA player
• "I'm lucky I'm from the best country in the world, and we got great dentists there, too." (18:42) — Jack Hughes, US Hockey
• "His way of bonding with black people is to tell them how stupid he is and that he can't read... He's literally slowing his speech down and talking in sporadic cadence." (46:00) — Nicki Minaj
• "That is a man who should never see the light of day again... They don't get better." (49:42) — Hayley
• "To let politics ruin the moment. It didn't have to be about politics. The liberal dad made it about politics." (59:07) — Hayley

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Notable Segments & Timestamps

• 00:04 – Hayley’s intro and headline rundown
• 03:00 – Critique of women’s sports, pay, and role models
• 06:20 – Response to Amber Glenn’s comments on periods in sports
• 09:46 – US Women’s hockey team’s declined White House invite
• 12:59 – Trump’s phone call with Men’s hockey team
• 17:54 – Players thank US troops post-win
• 18:42 – Jack Hughes on American health care vs. Canada
• 20:40 – Tribute to Johnny Goudreau
• 22:39 – Don Lemon, The View, and liberal criticisms of Cash Patel
• 29:30 – CNN panel: Living in the US is “as bad as it gets”
• 32:50 – “Far right scholar” now in Canada, complaints about healthcare, rent
• 36:27 – Gavin Newsom’s “man of the people” Mac and Cheese story
• 38:02 – Newsom’s “I can’t read” speech
• 46:00 – Nicki Minaj roasts Newsom’s pandering
• 49:21 – Catch-and-release: California paroles a child rapist
• 51:29 – Cop who arrested murderer of Laken Riley
• 56:55 – Liberal dad refuses Trump supporter’s cash for daughter
• 60:04 – "Punch the Monkey" finale and memes

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Tone & Style

• Language/Tone: Outspoken, sarcastic, and often confrontational. Hayley’s commentary is peppered with blunt humor, strong opinions, and a clear conservative perspective.
• Approach: Mix of news analysis, personal anecdotes, pop culture references, and listener interaction.

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Useful For

This summary is useful for any listener seeking a quick yet thorough catch-up on the show’s major beats, Hayley’s hottest takes, the cultural flashpoints discussed, and the episode’s most quotable moments, especially for those interested in conservative commentary on sports, patriotism, and current events.

Transcript

[A]

Hello and welcome to Scrolling with Haley. I am Haley Carania. Happy Tuesday morning everyone. Or I guess afternoon now it's after it's about to be afternoon. Thank you for joining me. I have a quick reminder to all of you. Make sure you subscribe to this show. Not only subscribe on Rumble Rumble.com Haley, subscribe to the Bongino Report channel. That's where you can watch the show. You can watch it live with all my homies in the chat or you can watch it whenever you want. Or subscribe on your favorite podcast platform, Apple Podcast, Spotify, Iheart. Wherever you get your shows, make sure that you subscribe. Wherever you listen, tell a friend. That all helps. I also have a quick reminder that at my Instagram bio, at the link in my bio you can order a shout out from me. I just thought about it because I never talk about it but I answered one yesterday. I give dating advice, you know, birthday shout outs. If you have a loved one in your life, something an event coming up, I'm happy to do that. Love talking with all of you. So you can order one at the link in my bio if that interests you. All right into the show, right? Democrats are really mad at FBI Director Cash Patel, all because he was celebrating with the US Men's hockey team while on a work trip. Their hypocrisy really knows no bounds and I am calling it out. Meanwhile, the women's US Hockey team has declined President Trump's invitation to the State of the Union address tonight. Women's sports are always a disappointment, aren't they? And Gavin Newsom delivers on a silver platter yet another another example of Democrats being disgustingly racist while pandering for votes. This one rivals you ain't black from Joe Biden and poor kids are just as smart and as talented as white kids. Also from Joe Biden as one of the most asked backwards way to gain favor with black voters. All of that and so much more coming up on Scrolling with Haley. Put your phones on. Do not disturb. The show starts now. Foreign. I wish it was easier to support women's sports. I do. I wish it was easier. I would love nothing more than to support female athletes. I grew up playing sports. I think girls and young women should be encouraged to play. It builds confidence, team building skills. Sports are wonderful for growth, but most female athletes piss me off. They do. They could be role models and they're not. You have Olympians funding their way to Milan using only fans. Yes, that is true. You can look it up. Then you have male and female by the way, then you have a lot of female athletes who are accepting of transgenders to their detriment, standing idly by as mentally ill men wallop them. And then they make them feel uncomfortable in private spaces or spaces that should be private. Female athletes also demand higher pay or equal pay to men when they don't bring in nearly as much money as male athletes. And the U.S. women's soccer team comes to mind specifically. And the WNBA in that, you know, equal pay fight or complaint, I should say always complaining about not making enough money when all they do is lose it. It's a basic math equation. And when they speak out against this, you know, so called injustice, they make us all look stupid. Then you have Serena Williams as the poster child for GLP1s, which tells little girls to, yeah, give in to bullies. Don't be proud of your muscular and healthy body. One that has carried you through one of the most incredible tennis careers in history. One of the greatest athletes in the world is taking this big pharma drug, drug to lose weight. So what does that tell to other people? So for these reasons, and I'm sure others that aren't coming to mind right now, women's sports, at least right now, are just insufferable. Then I saw this from Amber Glenn. She's the Olympic figure skater who said that the US Was a very difficult place for gay people to live in. And she hit us with another doozy. So I saw this and I thought, please tell me this isn't a real quote. But it is. I'm on my period right now, so it's always really hard, especially when you're wearing something like this and have to perform in front of the world. And that's. And people don't talk about it. It's really hard and people don't talk about it. It's really difficult and it's scary and it makes you extra emotional and then you have to go be an athlete. So it's something that we really don't talk about a lot for female athletes. And I think it should be a topic of discussion, really. I mean, as a woman, I find this insufferable. I can't imagine how all of you feel about this. The left always says stuff like this, like, we're not, we're not having this conversation. No one's talking about this. We need to talk about this more. We need more visibility right on the LGBTQ community and, and all these other issues, women's issues. There are things we don't talk about because it's dumb. Okay, things. Not everything needs to be talked about more. And again, I am saying this as a woman who used to play competitive sports. I figure skated, I wore those little dresses, I danced, I was the captain of my kick line team in high school. I was the captain of my tennis team and the golf team. I swam on a swim team and I had to wear bathing suits even less than figure skating outfits. And yes, tmi. But I got my period while doing all of those things. I am a woman, okay? Is it painful? Yes. Is it annoying? Yes. Does it change anything to complain about it? No. Not to mention that most period symptoms can be managed with certain medications. And I know some people have extreme circumstances. I'm not talking about those people. I'm talking about Olympians here. And I'm looking in the comment section of that Instagram post and there are a bunch of frickin losers in the comment section saying, yes, we do need to talk about this more. Yes, women go through so much and all of the comments, oh my goodness, if I had to compete on my period, well, I would just drop out. I don't know how she does it. Well, you guys are losers who would never make it to the Olympics because that is quite literally the opposite mentality that you need to succeed on this level. The reason why female Olympians have never brought this up before for all of history is because most of them are not woke, whiny babies desperate for attention. And also, complaining about your period doesn't make it go away. You have to push through it. You have to compete regardless. Not to mention how hypocritical it is for this woman who Amber Glenn. She's come out as a lesbian on the world stage and has complained again about living in the most tolerant country in the world towards gays. And she claims that the LGBTQ community are being discriminated against in the usa and she's standing up for the lgbtq. She included the T. When you want to stand up for women and the trans community at the same time, you're going to run into some reality roadblocks because which one is it? Can men become women or do women deserve special, special treatment because they get periods and they are biologically different? Both of those things cannot be true. We should celebrate the biological differences between men and women and acknowledge that we women deal with this added layers of struggle of, you know, skating or competing on their menstrual cycle. And we should throw men into women's races, their heats, their games, their competitions, and ignore, you know, that that is just one more advantage that men have over women. You can't have both. You can't have both. This is why feminism, dei, lgbtq, all of their arguments collapse once you challenge them with reality. Then the US Women's hockey team were another disappointment. And everyone's talking about declining President Trump's invitation to the State of the Union address tonight. And they put out this statement. We are sincerely grateful for the invitation extended to our gold medal winning U.S. women's hockey team and deeply appreciate the recognition of their extraordinary achievement. Due to the timing and previously scheduled academic and professional commitments following the Games, the athletes are unable to participate. You're telling me that everyone on the men's team can make it, but no one on the women's team can make it? Because if I had to guess, men on the men's team? Duh, I guess. I guess not. Duh. These days, because men and women are competing wherever they want, right? But obviously the men have also academic and professional commitments that they are not going to. They are forfeiting those because it's not every day you get invited to go to the State of the Union and, you know, shake hands with the President of the United States. So I don't really buy it that everyone on the women's team is just booked and busy. Oh, they're just booked and busy. Can't make it. Oh, Mr. President, sorry, I'm too busy. Ridiculous. It's just ridiculous. In my opinion, the team should be required to go. It should just be a tradition where if you win, you get invited, you go. If you're invited by the President of the United States, you take that opportunity. I don't care who the president is. If I was an Olympian and I won gold under Biden's America, Obama's American, Clinton's America, I'm there. If Joe Biden invited me to the White House last year, I would have said, yes, I'm there. I love this country. I respect the office. I don't care who holds it. I like when someone I voted for holds the office. But even if someone else is in there, a Democrat or someone that I didn't vote for or someone that I don't respect or someone that I. I disagree with, I can put that aside to accept this honor.

[B]

Imagine how this looks in, like, North Korea.

[A]

It's just ridiculous.

[B]

The North Korean Olympians are like, no, I'm not going. I think they die.

[A]

Well, it's not only that. I mean, imagine a North Korean not an athlete or just. Just a person living in North Korea. They see American athletes refusing to go shake the hands with the President of the United States because they're living this lie that Trump is so dangerous and so horrible that, like, they can't possibly. They can't possibly go be associated with him. How ridiculous that seems when you are actually living under a dictator, when you are actually living under an authoritarian regime.

[B]

How good they have it to be able to deny the invitation.

[A]

Right, Exactly. And I don't care who the president is. I really don't. I. If you don't like him, didn't vote for him, just go. Just go. Because it's an honor. It's an honor. Regardless. It would be an honor for me to meet Joe Biden, and I don't like the guy. I don't think he was a good president. I think he was corrupt and all those things. If he invited me to go to the Oval Office and shake his hand, I would be there. But that's just me. I know there are people in the chat who probably think that I'm crazy or I'm not a real Republican or whatever. I don't care. I respect the office of the presidency and I love this country. So if the leader of our free world is inviting me somewhere, I'm going. That's just how I feel about it. And it's not just women who pull this political stunt, by the way. The Philadelphia Eagles, the North Carolina Tar Heels, the Golden State warriors, they have all declined invitations from President Trump. And it just makes them look soft. It does. You can't go pose for a photo and shake the hand of a sitting president. You're a loser. Not everything has to be a political statement. Even if they said, hey, I don't like Trump, but this is still an offer. I can accept that. I. I could live with that. But pretending that not going is taking some heroic stance is just stupid. It's lame. Two weeks from now, nobody's going to be talking about whether they go or they or they don't. No one's going to be talking about this stunt. Which makes me wonder, who is behind this decision. Is it the coaches? Is it the captains? And I wonder if there are women on the team who secretly wish they could go, but the decision was made for them. Or because of, you know, this mob mentality, they feel coerced to not go or to not give in because they don't want to rock the boat with their teammates. And it's just like, oh, well, you know, everyone hates Trump, so I'm just going to shut up and not go. And how sad is that? To give up such an amazing opportunity. Maybe that's the case. Maybe they're all libtards. I have no idea. I. Who knows? But it just seems like the odds of there being one conservative that I don't, or not even a conservative, but just someone who would want to go to the White House and not have to turn that down. I just feel like the odds are, are probably. Would probably say that there's someone that, that is probably feeling on the inside a little upset that they don't get to go experience this. But the men's hockey team, on the other hand, they did accept the invitation. Here is a video of President Trump's phone call to them in the locker room after the big win. Watch.

[B]

You know, I tell you what I just told my people two minutes ago. I didn't know they'd be calling. I said, we're giving the State of the Union speech on Tuesday night. I could send a military plan or something. But if you would like to. It's the coolest night. It's the biggest. We're in. Yes,

[A]

immediately.

[B]

Can you pick us up in Miami on Tuesday morning? We'll get the cash and we'll get the.

[A]

Someone said close the northern border.

[B]

Oh, boys are going to the State of the Union, you guys. And we have to. I must tell you, we're going to have to bring the woman's team. You do know that. I do believe I probably would be impeached.

[A]

Okay. Is this the reason why the women all have other commitments? They heard this joke and got offended? Maybe. I don't know. I think President Trump is hilarious. Do I think that this was his best work? No. But I'm also not easily offended. We're dealing with women here that are. They are easily offended. And, you know, I've seen a lot of online backlash, not necessarily from women on the women's hockey team, but just women at large who are all upset over this. And I saw a video this morning, multiple videos this morning, of women just being all upset and, oh, misogyny and, oh, men hate women and whatever. Right? But then I saw a video, and this woman said, if you are dating or married to a man on the men's hockey team, you should dump them and divorce them. No, I'm not joking. She said, if your man laughed at Donald Trump's joke, and if I had to guess, you know, you're. You're in a great mood. Right? Picture this. You're on. You just won a gold medal. You are on cloud Nine. You're having beers with all of your teammates. It's just the vibes are high. Then the FBI director comes in and he's on the phone with President Trump. President Trump is. Is cracking jokes, right? And people are laughing. You just laugh. The president makes a joke, even if you don't find it funny. I could see myself laughing. I could also see President Trump making this exact same joke if he had called the women's team. And maybe he did. We just don't have the footage of it. Right. There are a ton of guys in the locker room that are pumped to be on the phone with Donald Trump. They're filming it again. Are all the women libtards on the team? Maybe. I don't know, but I. It's certainly a different vibe. Trump obviously called someone at us, the US Women's hockey team, to invite them, and they declined. So everyone's talking about this video. Oh, Trump would never do that for them. Well, clearly he did invite them. And if we did have a video of that situation, in a hypothetical situation, all the women are in the locker room. They're pumped after a win. They're on the phone with the President United States. If Donald Trump had said to them, and you know, we're going to have to invite the men's team, too, like, sorry, but we're going to have to invite the boys, they would all laugh. No, seriously, picture it. The President United States cracks a joke and says, oh, we're going to have to invite the boys to joking that obviously this is. This is a prime situation for Americans. Both teams win against Canada, we both win gold. Like, let's all be excited. And Jack Hughes, who won the or scored the winning goal, his mom. And Quinn Hughes, their mom is a coach on the women's hockey team. You think that they really hate women so much that they can't respect their mom and the women that she coaches? I mean, let's be real here. Clearly they were caught up in the moment. This is nothing that you have to apologize for. Laughing at a joke again, a joke that I firmly believe Donald Trump would also tell at the expense of the boys. Because it's just funny. Like, all right, like, you guys aren't the only ones that won gold. Like, we all won gold. It's just funny. It's really not that deep. Either way, the men's hockey team will be in attendance tonight, 9:00pm Eastern Time. They accepted the honor to go to the State of the Union, as they should. And this is a team we can get behind. They are Easy to get behind. When asked about the usa, they have nothing but nice things to say, as they should. They live in the greatest country on planet Earth, act like it and these guys do. And they are class acts while they are at it. Here they are honoring the men and women in our armed forces. Listen,

[B]

I mean, it's just so special. And I want to thank our troops for allowing us to play this game. Thank our troops for allowing us to play this game. And thank all the support back home,

[A]

but thanking the troops. So Secretary of War Pete Hegseth shared that video on X with the caption, I want to thank our troops for allowing us to play this game. This means more than most folks realize. Perspective, appreciation, patriotism. That's all. All our troops ask for means everything. Thank you, U.S. hockey. And it's not just an appreciation for our armed forces. Jack Hughes, who scored the winning goal, is also grateful for American health care. Good old American health care. Watch.

[B]

And we're the gold medalist. So, so happy. USA Hawk is on top. You not only have that as a reminder, you get that as a reminder, too. Did that just show about this game? Just, I'm lucky I'm from the best country in the world, and we got great dentists there, too. So I'm lucky I'm American, and they're gonna fix me right up. Standing there listening to the anthem. What's going through your head? Just so proud. I'm so proud to be American. I'm so proud of this group. I'm so happy that we could win. You know, we have so many people here supporting us. We have so many people back home supporting us. And, you know, we're just, just. We're so thrilled with how this whole tournament played out.

[A]

I love it. You love to see that. And, you know, I have to just make the joke. If you knock your teeth out in Canada, you might have to wait a long time to get it fixed up. You. You know, Jack Hughes says, yep, you know, I'm from the United States. We got great dentists there, and they're going to get me fixed right up. You don't get fixed right up in Canada. You'll get fixed up. Maybe. Maybe eventually. When? I don't know. That's up to the government. But another wholesome moment is Ghani Johnny Goudreau, who was killed over the summer in 2024, along with his brother. They were struck by a drunk driver while in New Jersey. It was the night before their sister's wedding. And I remember covering this story, and it's Just, it's so horrific, the tragedy that struck the entire family. And I couldn't imagine losing two of my family members, your brothers, before your wedding. So their sister had to cancel her wedding, understandably. And to make matters worse, Johnny's wife was pregnant with their third child. It is one of the most tragic stories in all of sports. And Team USA showed up in a big way to honor Johnny, who would have made the US Team by taking a photo on the ice with his name on the back of a Team USA jersey and make sure that the. That his two oldest kids were in the photo. Watch this.

[B]

Larkin and Zach Barinsky have gone into the stands to go get Johnny's kids. They're going to come out now and they're going to hold their dad's jersey and get a picture with the gold

[A]

medal team, the jersey. And that's his son and his daughter.

[B]

You talk about sports, Noah, and

[A]

the

[B]

togetherness of a team. If you've ever been a part of a team, you know what it means.

[A]

It's just so sweet that this is a team. It's. The team is so easy to support. They're. They're good dudes. They're patriots. They love representing our country. They do it proudly and, you know, it's an easy team to celebrate. So when FBI Director Cash Patel is in the locker room with them and they're all cracking beers open, I mean, why wouldn't you join in? Watch. The vibes are high. What can I say? I love it. I love this. This is such a. A fun moment. And leave it to the libs in the media to hate it. You know, this is a hockey team. They're. They're blasting just good old patriotic tunes. They're chugging beers. They. They're sharing their gold medals with the FBI director. I mean, this is just such a cool moment. And here is Don Lemon and the ladies of the View big mad over it.

[B]

Del just ain't used to shit. Have you ever heard that? I used to hear that growing up when people were, like, not used to things. Like not used to being in certain places or in the presence of certain. Certain people. Just not used to having things. That's what this administration is about. And specifically, I'm talking about Cash Patel, who's over in Italy partying with the hockey players who won, and they're, you know, they're celebrating the head of the FBI. Dude, why are you even there? And most likely on taxpayer dollars. Well, yes, of course on taxpayer dollars. Probably on the plane, which he has been in Trouble for which he has been scrutinized for this administration is so tacky. I know that Donald Trump, they say he's a wealthy man or whatever, he's made billions off of the presidency. But him, too. His name is on everything, including his plane. All the gold. Shit. The terrible.

[A]

How tacky the white cash Patel was doing there. I mean, he's. He was chugging beer. You're not playing. You're not. You know, and he's behaving like he's

[B]

like a member of Animal House on that show.

[A]

Beyond the money. It's the optics for me, because I'm a little old school, but I like when the law enforcement and directors of FBI were, like, serious and, like, borderline boring. Like, I don't want to see them. I want to know they're hard at work because there's so much going on. Today. We wake up hearing about the head of a Mexican cartel being killed, and we know that there was a shooting and someone died at Mar. A Lagothrie is still missing. So Nancy Guthrie is missing. There's just. Right now, the world doesn't feel settled or stable. And you've got the head of the FBI and the visual of Chinese chugging a beer in a locker room. I just. Yeah. So Don Lemon says that the Trump administration is tacky. And it just made me remember of the video that I played on this show not too long ago of him dancing horrifically in the streets in a glittery jacket. Don Lemon, that's tacky. You are tacky. And then Don Lemon's like, why is this guy here anyway? I don't know. Why were you storming a church when you said that you were doing journalism? Like, we two can play this game. Then on the View, they're saying, you know, I just wish that the FBI director was boring. I just wish that the Trump administration was boring. All these people, I just wish they were boring. And that was the same mentality that they had with Joe Biden. Remember, they ran Joe Biden after Trump, and they said, I just want a boring president again. And damn, we got one. We got a boring president. He's sleeping on the beach in Delaware at any chance he can get. He called a lid at 1pm every day. He was just. He was just too tired. You know, he needed his little nappy time. And if, you know, God forbid, they needed to wake Joe Biden up to do anything past, you know, 4pm they had him on some cocktail of crazy drugs that would get him amped up, and then he would Start, like, screaming at people and, you know, it wasn't good. So anyway, they're. They're all mad that we don't have boring people in office. I will take fun people over boring people that are corrupt and almost dead. I will. I. I will take people who are alive and young. I will. And then the whataboutism starts where they're going around the round table and it's. But all these other things are happening. How dare Cash Patel do anything while Nancy Guthrie is missing? How dare he go anywhere while there are cartels in Mexico that are wreaking havoc. How dare he do. We're about to go to war. And. And what? What do you expect Cash Patel to do? Do you expect that the FBI director is on the front lines when we go to war? Are they confusing the FBI director with the Secretary of war? Are they con. Are they confused? Yes, they are confused. And I do think it's funny that, you know, these people on the left, they have this, all of a sudden, this concern for taxpayer dollars. All of a sudden, overnight they just became fiscal conservatives. They all of a sudden, oh, well, what are we doing with all this money, huh? And these are the same people that fought Doge at every turn. They didn't want to find any of this extra spending. They didn't want to crack down on government spending. They didn't care about the $18 billion in taxpayer dollars stolen by Somalis. Actually, if you questioned how the hell we even got there. They called you racist. They also called you racist if you didn't want Congress spending billions of dollars to Ukraine, most of which went missing. You were also racist if you ask where that money went and why it went missing. You were also racist if you didn't want your tax dollars going to fund circumcisions in Mozambique and Zambia. Yeah, so you see where I'm going with this? Democrats, they don't care about spending our money. They don't care about raising taxes. They. They start caring when they don't get to spend it. When Democrats aren't spending the money, they're mad. They are mad that they can't spend it on the dumbest things that you can think of. So why was Director Patel in Milan anyway? Well, that's the question on the minds of all the libs. And we have answers. You know, did he really just fly on a taxpayer funded plane to chug a beer with the bros? No, that's not the truth. He was actually there for a lot of meetings. He said this on X, that he had a Great visit with the Milan joint operations center, a 247 interagency operation with the international partners to support the Winter Olympics and Paralympic Games. The JOC is focused on protecting the U.S. athletes, 250,000 U.S. citizens who travel to Milan for the Games as well as the private sector companies we share information with every day. Nearly 100 US government personnel have been surged to support the Olympics since the start of 2026, with lessons we'll take into the FIFA World cup later this summer. Thank you. And I won't read the whole thing, but again there's photos here of Cash Patel doing other things, not just chugging beers. So turns out he was on official business and Dan was on Laura Ingraham show last night pointed out, you know, we will be having an Olympics on our soil very soon. They we will have an Olympics in 2028 in Los Angeles. And wouldn't it behoove the FBI director who is heavily involved in the security of this nation to be looped into what's happening? But Democrats hate this country. They hate people who love this country. They hate the guys who run the country. They hate the people for voted for them. They, they hate accountability. They hate fun, they hate beer, they hate hot girls, they hate when they can't groom kids, they hate when they can't kill kids. And they hate straight white people in commercials. Am I missing something? Like what else do they hate? They hate everything. Oh, they hate living in the United States. Here is Teslin Figaro. She is a CNN contributor and here she is on that panel that fricking this show, man. She's on the panel complaining about living in the US it's super hard for her. Watch.

[B]

Because right before we went to rank you asked me what country was I living in? This one that we just went through. The country that did. The country that, that just did what they did. So for you to sit here and act like you just didn't say, you know what. What country are you talking about? What country, you know, puts people in jail? Wrong. What country enslaves folks, which is pretty much the private prison system. What country does this? You can't possibly be a history buff and also say that as well. Let me give you how bad it can be. The Romans used to burn to the ground. You can never give me how bad it could be. You could never give me how bad it could be. I live it on a daily basis. Bab. I live it on a daily basis. Honey, they were bad. I live it on a daily basis. You can never tell me how Bad it could be, but I would encourage you to actually be the history buff that you claim that you are and really get some. Understand, it's not about me. You don't need to give me no visa.

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So you couldn't really hear what was going on because again, Abby Phillips, if her life depended on it, she can't keep this panel on track. So they're all talking over each other and Kevin o' Leary did say to Teslin, where do you want to go? Oh, tell me where you want to go. If you want to go to North Korea, I'll help you get a visa. Because it's ridiculous. This woman is a radio host, a media personality and she's free to do all of that because of the country she lives in. And she's saying, you know, it is the worst that it could get. Living in the US it is the worst it could get. She said, don't tell me about, don't tell me about ancient Rome. Don't tell me about the roadmap fire. This is the worst it gets right here in 2026. And what's not to like? What is so horrible about her day to day life that she would rather live under the autocratic rule of the Roman Empire than modern day United States? Then she has the audacity to tell Kevin o' Leary to open a book and become more well versed in history. And he says, listen, find me a better country. Liberals will say, Denmark, Sweden, Canada. But here's the reality. This is a libtard that decided this is all self inflicted by the way they, they say and they believe that they are living in this horrific fascist regime so they must flee. They, this is all, it's, it's in their heads. So this trans person flees the United States of America to go to Canada and then she's realizing that O Canada's actually not that great. Watch. I'm a scholar of the far right who has fled the United States to Canada and I need help. Another scholar. The situation in Canada is absolutely dire for Americans who don't know the housing crisis here is worse than in the United States. I lived in LA for six years and I have not faced rent as bad as here. When my partner, our cat and our dog fled the United States, we headed north with the goal of being close to where our families are located, which is on the west coast. So we are now in British Columbia. More specifically we are in the Sea to Sky highway in the greater Vancouver area. We are attempting to find housing in this, the western side of this Region. My partner and I are here on a visitor visa, which is a 6 months possible stay for Americans. But while you're here. Yeah, so they got a visa and they did it the legal way, which is again all we're asking for here. This is why they think they're living under a fascist regime. Because people are racist, horrible people are asking people to come here the right way. Then she says it's understandable that she wouldn't have access to Canadian health care, which sucks anyway. But like, how can you make sense of that? Like in this video she goes into, you know, there are all of these health programs in Canada that, that we don't have access to because, you know, taxpayers have access to that. And we get that. So how can you get that while also claiming that the country that gives illegals free health care is evil and racist and fascist? Because if that's true, then what does that make Canada? Like if we're so horrible and then Canada doesn't give out free health care to random people that aren't Canadian citizens, then why do you respect Canadian immigration law and why don't you respect ours? Why do you respect the fact that non taxpayers shouldn't receive taxpayer funded benefits? And why can't you wrap your pea brain around the fact that high taxes and more government control doesn't work? Doesn't make sense. Justin made the great point that this, this nuclear family, this regular old, you

[B]

know, my partner, my cat and my dog, the modern nuclear family, two and

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a half kids on average. Yeah, this is non binary. They, them and their partner, whatever their partner looks like. Do we want to take bets?

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Are they also a scholar or is it just one scholar in the family?

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I think one scholar in the family. Which is why if there was two right wing scholars, maybe it would speed up the process. Canada would be more willing to get these scholars in there. Yeah, scholar of right wing, right radicalism.

[B]

She just scrolls X daily.

[A]

Yeah, she just complains on TikTok. Someone in the chat said, what is a far right scholar? Which is so funny because it's like if you're a far right scholar, it sounds like you're a far right scholar.

[B]

No, it sounds exactly like how you think it sounds.

[A]

It sounds like you're far right and you're a scholar. But she's not. She's just a scholar of the far right.

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Yeah, I watch Ben Shapiro,

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she's like, I listen to Alex Jones every day. Obviously me, my partner and my cat and my dog.

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[A]

Anyway, let's get into Gavin Newsom and his racist antics. So here's, here's just a few. We have a few videos, but this first one, this one got me going because Gavin Newsom, he claims he's just one of the. He's just one of us. Right? Right. He's. He's one of the, the black people in the audience. He's just a man of the people. It's because he grew up on Mac and cheese.

[B]

Listen, walking home, got home early, my mom was always working, so, you know, I'm cooking. Literally lived on Stouffer's lasagna, macaroni and cheese. I got finished, you know, two pots of macaroni and cheese and got bored,

[A]

and I went, okay, so this is not an original experience. How many people can say that their mom's work. A lot of people grew up with working mom, and a lot of kids have to, you know, put in a microwavable dinner and it's, it's okay, Gavin Newsom, you're fine. You didn't struggle. Like, everyone grew up on Mac and cheese. Kids love it. To pretend that Mac and cheese and Stouffer's lasagna is some struggle meal is ridiculous. He also mentions that he would finish two pots of Mac and cheese and then get bored. What poor person has such an abundance of Mac and cheese that they eat because they're bored. If you're actually struggling financially, you're desperately trying to stretch meals, eat leftovers, ration as much as you can, not have so much excess you don't know what to do with it. You have two pots of Mac and cheese, you can't finish it. Then it got worse. Here's Gavin Newsom telling the black community he's just like you because he can't read.

[B]

I'm not, you know, I'm not trying to impress you. I'm just trying to impress upon you. I'm like you. I'm no better than you. You know, I'm a 960sat guy. And, you know, and I'm not trying to offend anyone. You know, trying to act all there if you got 940, but literally a 960sat guy. I cannot. You. You've never seen me read a speech because I cannot read a speech. Maybe the wrong business to be in.

[A]

Okay, so he's obviously lying through his teeth. And he's. What's worse than lying is lying to pander to black voters and, and be racist while doing it. It, like, it's just a double whammy. Gavin Newsom was not poor. He did not grow up poor. And of course he can read. Exhibit A. Here he is in a yearbook photo, and he looks like he's looking down at a newspaper. Maybe he's just looking at the pictures in it because he's so king of

[B]

the photo op since day one.

[A]

He's just. Yeah, like, he's just. Look, this is a. The. He's looking at the pictures, but he's got a Burberry scarf on. So that's the part that's really striking to me as someone who grew up so poor. He's got the hair gel and the, the jawline and the nice crisp button down shirt and the blazer. And, you know, he's dressed like this in high school, mind you, So I don't know, is he just posing with the newspaper and he really can't read? Maybe. But to Justin's point, he loves a photo op. So he just started getting his practice in getting his reps in. And then here's another example that Gavin Newsom was featured in some kind of like a rich kids thing. Gavin, I grew up poor. Newsome was in the San Francisco Chronicle, 1991. Children of the Rich. And again, he's got the Chris button down with, with a, with a tie on.

[B]

He looks like a villain in like a kids movie.

[A]

Yes. No, he looks like American Psycho. He's like, you know, if there was blood splattered on him, I wouldn't be shocked. They look like they're gonna steal your lunch money. They. This is what you. This is the last thing you see before your head gets a swirly in the toilet in high school. This is the last thing you see before your underwear is, like, up over your head and you're getting, like, I don't know, hung from a locker. Anyway, he doesn't look poor to me, and he doesn't look like he can't read because he wasn't. He was lying. And people start calling this out. Obviously, the memes start rolling in, because of course. But Gavin Newsom's press office is blaming all of this on Gavin Newsom's supposed severe dyslexia. So they posted this because, you know, end wokeness meme account posts this George Floyd inspired T shirt of Gavin Newsom, a very tan Gavin Newsom that says, I can't read. And the press office says, it is absolutely vile how MAGA is using Governor Newsom's dyslexia to mock black people. It's racist. It's crazy cruel. It's who they are. No, Gavin Newsom was the one being racist. And we're. We're racist for joking about how racist he was. No, no, he started the racism. He started it. He started it. We're not mocking black people. Gavin Newsom was. And he's like, there. It's racist. It's cruel. Like, no, no, look in the mirror. It was cruel to look at a crowd of black people and say, I'm just like you. I'm stupid. That was racist.

[B]

Did we know he had dyslexia?

[A]

Great point. So Real Clear Politics reached out. Susan Crabtree, I think her name is, she reached out from Real Clear Politics to ask for proof of dyslexia. Like, if this is such a huge part of Gavin Newsom's life and he struggles so much to read, you know, the proof. There needs to be proof. Like, where's the doctor's note? You know, so Susan Crabtree says, exclusive and breaking. What about that Gavin Newsome dyslexia diagnosis? Can the governor provide any paperwork related to his dyslexia diagnosis at any time of his life? Newsom's comm team just tells me now to off think. Gavin Newsom's comp team is losing it today. And they said, hey, Susan, thanks for reaching out respectfully. Off. So again, we're the racist ones and we're horrible for asking for proof of what a politician is.

[B]

Saying, I'm getting deja vu here. I've seen this song and dance, this dyslexia dance before.

[A]

You're thinking of Joe Biden and his stutter. Yeah, the left loves to. They want. And I'm going to get to this point because this guy Bakari Sellers posted on X, I think he ran for the South Carolina state House or he was a state senator or state representative and now he's on cnn. So he's, you know, he's on CNN and he posted this on X in response to all of this Gavin Newsom stuff. He was saying, you know, he's rushing to Gavin Newsom's defense, but not before saying Dems must stop doing dumb. I have my issues with Gavin Newsom, but he's the furthest thing from a racist. His story about overcoming dyslexia is powerful and endearing. One I wish he'd lean into more. His remarks show a blindness and were inartful, but leave it there. Donald Trump is racist. Gavin is not. So I find this interesting how easily impressed Democrats are. They will quite literally vote for anyone and they want their leaders, Gavin Newsom, to lean into his dyslexia and they wanted Biden to lean into his stutter too. Why do you want your, your leaders and your politicians leaning into their learning disabilities and other disabilities? It doesn't make them seem triumphant. It makes, it's. Why are we talking about this? Like, clearly you overcame, you know, clearly Gavin Newsom overcame his dislike dyslexia.

[B]

This, this seems pretty miraculous. I mean, in 48 hours, miraculous recovery. He got dyslexia, overcame it, and then fell back into it. I don't know what's going on is a roller coaster of medical diagnosis.

[A]

He clearly knows how to tweet and he rage tweets at everyone, which we'll get into in a moment. So he can. He doesn't struggle reading. Then I saw there was a video clip of him on his podcast or on some other podcast where he was like bragging about how fast he reads. He was saying that he read like a 300 page book in one day or something. Or it's like, okay, so which one is it? Do you struggle reading or are you superhuman reading skills?

[B]

He has a SAT score of 960 like the rest of us.

[A]

Right, of course. All of us stupid people. Yeah. So I just, I don't really buy the whole he overcame this dyslexia thing. I think, you know, people with dyslexia, do they have it harder? Sure. But it's obviously not something that keeps you down for life. You don't have to lean into the dyslexia victim mentality. You don't really hear too many people banging that drum because it's ridiculous. But then again, you have Democrats saying, I wish Gavin Newsom would bang the dyslexia drum more often. It's. It would make him so endearing. So Nicki Minaj, of course, has been outspoken against Gavin Newsom, and this is her response on X to all of this. His way of bonding with black people is to tell them how stupid he is and that he can't read. That means my first read on him was correct. He's been handed so many things and put in high positions he never earned or deserved. Do you want to know the craziest part of this footage that will haunt him forever? He's literally slowing his speech down and talking in sporadic cadence. He's not just telling them that they're probably stupid and probably can't read. He's literally slowing down his speech to make them understand. The words are coming out of his mouth as if they are children. That means he really believes they're slow. He's not just saying it. He didn't misspeak. He believes it. Do you love it? Do you just love it? Black people, which. Yeah, also. Is this why Kamala Harris speaks so slow? Is she drunk or is she speaking speaking slow because she thinks that people can't understand her? I don't know. I don't know which one it is, but Gavin Newsom got some more hate.

[B]

You could have anybody say the words the Kamala says, and they wouldn't understand what she's saying.

[A]

Right? Even slow. Did you just fall out of a coconut tree? What is it? What did she say about the passage of time? The time passes and something like when you actually read the actual. It doesn't make any sense, but it's crazy.

[B]

You've been unburdened by what has been.

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Unburdened by what has been. Yeah.

[B]

Every time she speaks, it's like a kid who's doing a book report that didn't read the book and is, like, doing just as much as they know.

[A]

The fluff. The fluff and the repeating to stretch the word count as much as possible. You. You know that trick in school where if you had an exact word count, you can type a bunch of words or, like, copy and paste your whole thing and put it in white text at the bottom of your word document, so then it says that the word count is whatever it is. Which is so stupid. I mean, like kids in school who do this, obviously your teacher can see that if they're getting actual word counts from everyone else, yours is going to be much shorter and the page counts and whatever like this is. It's ridiculous. But that, unfortunately for Kamala Harris, you can't do that in real life. You can't do that with a speech. You can't change the font. And certain things that we used to do to get our pa, our sentences longer. And, and yeah, so it's unfortunate for her, but Sean Hannity came out against Gavin Newsome saying this. You know, he posted the video like everyone else and says Gavin Newsom thinks a 960sat makes him like black Americans. Let that sink in. And Gavin Newsom responded. This is how, you know, you know, he was very quick to respond. So he could, he could read very quickly Sean Hannity's post. But he responded and said, you didn't give a shit about the President United States posting an 8 video of President Obama or calling African nations shitholes. But you're going to call me racist for talking about my lifelong struggle with dyslexia? Spare me your fake fucking outrage, Sean. And it's not just the black community who has failed time and time again by Democrats. It is everyone. Because in Gavin Newsom's California, a child rapist is getting parole. Watch. This

[B]

parole board has granted an elderly release from prison to a man named David Funston. He was sentenced back in 1999 to three life in prison terms, plus another 20 years for kidnapping and sexually assaulting seven young kids. All of those kids under the age of seven.

[A]

Yeah. So California has an elderly parolee program that allows people who are older than 50 years old and have already served at least 20 years of their time to be released early. And this man raped a three year old. His victims were aged three to seven. That is a man who should never see the light of day ever again. And he's only 64 years old. So he hits that threshold. He's over 50 and he's served 20 years. He's 64 years old and he's going to be let out. That is plenty of time to reoffend because someone who is sick enough to rape a three year old, they don't get better. They don't get better.

[B]

And you said he spent 20 years in prison at the age of 67. So it's not like he was, not like he was 14 when he committed the crime.

[A]

Again, wouldn't make a difference. But again, you're A sick person. Doesn't matter how old you are, you're a sick person. And at 64 years old, like, you don't think that there are pedophiles in their 60s?

[B]

Well, of course he was a sick person who was very old and mature and aware of what, you know, everything.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

It's not like he was young.

[A]

So disgusting. So that's Gavin Newsom's legacy. All of these WOKE policies, the catch and release, no cash bail, all these things that make American citizens who live in California much less safe. And he's concerned about rage, tweeting at Sean Hannity and, you know, covering up for his comments. It's just. It's gross. Another dangerous and deadly case of catch and release was brought to light yesterday when President Trump honored the law enforcement officer, Ethan Carreri, who arrested the man who went on to kill Lake and riley. Watch this.

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Mr. President, it's an honor to be here today, and it's an honor to be speaking with you guys. My name is Ethan Carreri. I'm a police officer in Palm Beach County, Florida, and. And a former New York City police officer. While serving the New York City Police Department, I personally arrested Jose Ibarra for endangering the welfare of a child. A few months later, I saw his face again in the news. After he viciously murdered Lake and Riley. I did my job. I put him in custody. The system failed. No detainer, no accountability, no deportation, and an innocent American life was taken. If you enter our country illegally, there will be consequences. Under this administration, the American citizens must always come first to Lake and Riley's family. Your loss should have never happened. We owe it to you and every American family to enforce our laws, secure our border, and protect innocent lives. Mr. President, thank you so much for having me here today. And thank you for all you've done for our country. Thank you.

[A]

A brave young man who did what he was supposed to do. He did his job. When you see a man, an illegal alien, that is guilty of child endangerment, you arrest him. And you would hope that after you arrest someone like that, that the system takes over and the system will protect American citizens and not coddle the criminals. But that's just not the reality that we lived in under the Biden administration. It just wasn't. Illegal aliens were given a stepping stone to the American dream, and American citizens were left out to dry. And it is such a horrific tragedy to have any loss at the hands of an illegal alien, because there's this added layer of it should never have happened. And Ethan Carreri said that to the faces of Lake and Riley's family. And I know that they know that, but it just, like it's the same. No, it's even worse. Like when they're, when someone is killed by a drunk driver, you think this is so horrible, it's preventable. Someone made a disgusting mistake and you know, there are people who are dead because of it. But then when you have the illegal alien layer to this, like they should not have even been in this country, they shouldn't have ever gotten over this border, then when you add the other layer of these sanctuary city policies that protect criminals and let them back out on the streets to reoffend, there's another layer of this should not have happened. There are layers and layers of failures. And it makes me so sad to think for these families that, you know, they're missing the love of their life, the light of their life. They're missing kids. They had to bury kids. And what a horrific thing to have to go through. And then to finally have a president that actually sees you and honors you and recognizes your struggle and is actually going to do something to prevent this from ever happening again. That has to be an amazing feeling. And I saw this clip on CNN earlier today and I didn't pull it for the show in time, but there was this woman on cnn, I think her name was Su Sung. Something like, I don't know, it was like some Asian lady and she was on CNN and she's a White House reporter for the ap. And she, she literally said, oh, you know, they're talking about the State of the Union address to tonight and what to expect. What do you think that President Trump is going to talk about? And she was saying, well, they're going to have these so called angel moms there. What, what do you mean so called? What do you mean so called angel moms? They are angel moms. That's what we call them. The moms of children that were killed by illegal aliens unnecessarily. That's what they are called. What do you mean, so called angel moms? It's just this gross. They live in an alternate reality. Like they don't want to know that these people exist. They don't want to. They don't want to see that these crimes happen and that maybe Democrat policies maybe could have had something to do with it. They just remove themselves from it. Well, it's so called, these so called angel moms. Like, this is like some conspiracy theory that's not really real. When these people really did lose their children. These children are never coming back. It's just so sick. Anyway, let's get into scrolling time. This is crazy. I never heard of stuff Sticker Mule before. Do you know who Sticker Mule is? I don't either, but he's got a ton of followers on social media and I guess he has some kind of a sticker company and he was doing some kind of a giveaway. You see these videos online where it's like, oh, we're giving away money and. And things like that. It's all good. And the guy goes up to this little girl and does a little challenge with her, which you'll see in the video. And, you know, it's all fun and games until a liberal dad steps in and ruins and it. Watch.

[B]

Girls, girl, come here. Miss, I will do this. I'll give you a better blessing. I just want to ask her one question. She could get it right. We were $500. Okay. It's pretty easy. What is sticky? You can peel it, but you can't eat it. I'll give you one more chance. Sticky. You could peel. Peel it, but you can't eat it. That was close, though.

[A]

What do you think about it?

[B]

You were so close.

[A]

It's so much pressure. Much pressure.

[B]

You're so close. What you got sticky. You can peel it, but you can't eat it. And you were so close. I say wallpaper.

[A]

I don't know. Wallpaper.

[B]

I going to give you 100 for trying.

[A]

Thank you.

[B]

But it's a sticker.

[A]

Oh, cool. Yeah. Oh, you're from Sticker Mule.

[B]

Yeah. Are you familiar with Sticker Mule?

[A]

Yes. People from Sticker Mule.

[B]

Oh, yeah. You get stickers from here.

[A]

Wait, you're from Sticker Mule?

[B]

Yeah, they're my peoples. Yeah. All right. You know your people support Trump, right? Yeah, that's right.

[A]

Give him back his 100 bucks. Thanks.

[B]

Anyway. Okay. God bless, bro.

[A]

I saw this and I just thought, you have to be kidding me.

[B]

The face stats weren't like the. Hey, no, maybe don't. It was the Trump support.

[A]

The Trump support. And again, who cares what you look like, right? You go up. Obviously, this guy is from Sticker Mule. He's representing his company. He has, like, a fun little sticker joke, a little riddle for her to, you know, she doesn't get it right. And he still gives her $100 because clearly, you know, he's trying to make content for social media. He's trying to do, like, a nice thing. And is it for Internet clout? Sure. But it Just turn. It took a turn when the dad's like, oh, you. You support Trump, right? Oh, we'll give the money back. Like, we don't support these people. It's like, really? Your. Your kid is smiling. She knows who sticker mule is. She gets the question wrong. She still gets $100. And. And the dad steps in and ruins the moment for her.

[B]

Total buzzkill, dad.

[A]

Total buzzkill. And again, to let politics ruin the moment. It didn't have to be about politics. The liberal dad made it about politics. They have to. They have to bring it up. They have this moral superiority complex where it's, oh, you're giving my kid $100? Well, if you're a Trump supporter, then I don't want it. Oh, are you doing a good thing? Are you a good person? Do you. Do you support Trump? Never mind.

[B]

If that. That liberal that moved to Canada with her partner and her dog and her cat handed me $100, I would take it so fast with no moral qualms.

[A]

Same like, who cares? It's really not that deep. How far are we into the show? Did we do an hour?

[B]

We have done an hour.

[A]

All right, I'll save all this for tomorrow.

[B]

Come on, give me one more.

[A]

One more.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

All right, let's. Which one should we end on? Let's do Punch. Ah, no. There's so many Punch things. I have too many things.

[B]

Oh, we should punch yesterday. We got to do the sequel. What's an hour? What's an hour and five?

[A]

All right, I'll save. I'll save 22, so don't play that one. Let's go with 23. You guys remember Punch the monkey? You better. You better. He's my. He. That's my. That's my boy right there. I. I would defend this guy with. With everything I have. He's so cute. I'm his biggest fan. Okay, so here's Punch getting rained on in the enclosure. He thinks that there's just some water raining down, but he's actually getting peed on. There's this monkey ahead of him on top of him, and Punch, he's too innocent for this world. Punch is putting his hands out to. I don't know, to catch the pee, and he's didn't know pee. Very cute. Anyway, some. This is another Punch video. He is choosing his caretaker over getting food. It's feeding time. You can see all the monkeys scurrying everywhere. They're all excited for the food, and Punch just wants to go back to the humans. Oh, makes me so sad. Look at Punch running. He's so small compared to all of them. Look, he's huffing. He's hopping on the caretaker. He's like, take me out of here. These monkeys are mean to me. Oh, he's so cute. Someone in the chat says, don't piss on me and tell me it's raining Punch. Oh, it's so. It's so sad because I think he. He prefers the humans to the monkeys, but he really does have to push through this. These growing pains to get into the monkey. He needs to be with his monkey people. And it seems like it's working out because here's a video of Punch riding on an elder's back. There's Punch. He's getting a ride. So it seems like he's getting along with these people. People, monkeys. They're accepting him more and more. I've seen videos of them grooming each other now, and just very cute. And to end the show, we have my favorite meme format of all time. And that is Marco Rubio with a new job, dressed in his new uniform. And unfortunately, Marco Rubio, although he is the national archivist, the Secretary of State, and all these other, he's overseeing the Venezuelan transition and all these things, he is also Punch's new handler. Watch. Or if you not watch, I guess, is this one. No. Him as punk. This one? Yeah. No.

[B]

This one?

[A]

No.

[B]

This one, surely.

[A]

Oh, my gosh. They need to have him dress up.

[B]

Okay, we found it. We found it.

[A]

The women's hockey team. As every member of the women's hockey team at the State of the Union tonight. And Adam Schiff. Marco Rubio can dress up as Adam Schiff and go to the State of the Union so that nobody misses it. But, yeah, this is great. Marco Rubio, he's got a banana. He's got punch and punches monkey. And I like that he has America socks on. It just makes the look so. All right. Thank you for scrolling along with me. You can follow me on social media at Haley Karenia on most platforms, and I'll see you right back here tomorrow. Bye. Sa.