“Low IQ” Crockett Launches Senate Bid - Hayley Caronia (Ep.193)

Summary

Nightly Scroll with Hayley

Episode: “Low IQ” Crockett Launches Senate Bid (Ep.193)
Date: December 10, 2025
Host: Hayley Caronia

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Episode Overview

In this episode, Hayley Caronia unleashes her signature brand of sharp, conservative commentary on Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett’s announcement of her Texas Senate campaign. Hayley thoroughly deconstructs Crockett’s launch video, critiques her platform, and highlights what she sees as strategic and ideological missteps common among Democratic candidates. The discussion expands to cover liberal protest actions, recent political controversies, and the cultural and policy divides shaping public discourse—from ICE agent protests to viral memes and family values. Hayley's wit and unapologetic takes keep the show fiery and engaging throughout.

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Key Segments & Discussion Points

1. Jasmine Crockett’s Senate Bid: Campaign Announcement & Trump’s “Low IQ” Jab

[02:28–06:18]

• Campaign Video Breakdown: Hayley plays a clip where Trump calls Crockett “a very low IQ person” ([02:33]). Crockett’s own campaign video is, according to Hayley, centered on Trump’s criticism rather than policy substance.
  • Notable Quote (Haley): “She doesn’t even speak in the video. She doesn’t tell Texans what she plans on delivering for them. Nothing about policy. Just 'Trump thinks I’m an idiot.'” ([03:24])
• Reaction from Hayley & Chat: Emphasizes that Crockett’s campaign positions her as a foil to Trump rather than on her own merits.
  • Notable Quote (Haley): “She thinks that this makes her look good, smart. She thinks ‘Trump hates me, therefore everyone who hates Trump will love me’.” ([03:24])
• Crockett’s Previous Gaffes: Hayley points to a past comment where Crockett referred to Texas as “a deplorable state” ([04:32]), drawing a direct line to failed Democratic strategies (e.g., Hillary Clinton's “basket of deplorables” comment).
  • Notable Quote (Haley): “You can't just, like, call them stupid and dumb… But then again, Jasmine Crockett is running, and her big announcement is that the president called her dumb.” ([05:19–06:18])

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2. Crockett’s Platform & Electability in Texas

[06:18–12:33]

• Dismissal of Trump Voters: Crockett claims she doesn’t need to win over Trump supporters to win statewide ([06:39]).
  • Notable Quote (Haley): “I don’t think she knows the state that she’s running to represent at all. Because not only does she think that she can get by without picking up any Trump supporters, any Trump voters, she’s also going to run on gun control amid other Democrat things.” ([07:18])
• Gun Control Stance: Crockett blames Republican policies for "flooding the streets with guns"—a stance Hayley calls politically tone-deaf for Texas ([07:43, 09:17]).
  • Notable Quote (Haley): “It’s also laughable to run on gun control in Texas… Does she know the state that she’s running in?” ([09:17])
• Reparations Discussion: Crockett floats the idea of tax breaks as a form of black reparations ([10:19]), which Hayley derides as racially divisive and economically unsound.
  • Notable Quote (Haley): “She’s essentially saying they’re going to tax white people higher to pay for all the Democrat stuff and black people won’t have to pay for it. It’s crazy.” ([11:23])
• FEC Complaints & Lavish Spending: Hayley mentions reports of ActBlue donation irregularities and Crockett’s questionable campaign spending ([13:55]).

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3. Cultural and Political Critique: Protesters, Media, and the Left’s Obsessions

[14:58–29:43]

• Rap Performance at Crockett Event: Hayley mocks a campaign event where a rapper delivers an anti-Trump slam poem ([14:58]).
  • Notable Quote (Haley): “Nothing says send me to the Senate more than anti-Trump slam poetry.” ([14:58])
• Protests Against ICE & Law Enforcement: Hayley highlights left-wing activists’ tactics, such as warning communities about ICE agents using whistles, which she and her co-hosts see as virtue signaling ([20:48–24:27]).
  • Notable Quote (Haley): “She’s just assuming that these people are illegal. She’s assuming that ICE agents are maybe doing something that they’re not supposed to be doing.” ([21:11])
• Threats Against DHS Officials: News of two men in New Jersey arrested for threatening a DHS official is discussed, with Hayley criticizing Democrats for not denouncing such violence ([25:01]).
  • Notable Quote (Haley): “Democrats are freaking out over [slurs], but then there are valid threats on the life of a Trump administration official… nothing. They don’t care.” ([26:54])
• Liberal Support for Violence: Hayley comments on liberal women supporting the suspect in the UnitedHealthcare CEO shooting, likening their fandom to “Beatlemania” ([28:06]).

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4. Leftist Symbolism & Attacks on Faith

[29:43–36:21]

• The Handmaid's Tale Protests: Hayley jokes about liberal protesters’ reliance on costumes and symbolism, especially at churches ([29:43]).
  • Notable Quote (Haley): “These are liberals who claim that they want to uphold democracy and the Constitution… Then they should also understand that freedom of religion is also protected.” ([30:43])
• Attacks on Christianity During Christmas: Hayley comments on churches with anti-ICE nativity scenes and social media criticism of Gwen Stefani’s faith ([33:04–36:09]).
  • Notable Quote (Haley): “Let the Christians have the Christmas season to pray. Leave it alone.” ([35:25])

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5. Viral Moments, Memes, and Political Gossip

[36:21–45:19]

• Gavin Newsom’s Viral Photo: Discussion and jokes about a viral image of Newsom “crushing his own balls” while sitting on stage, with speculation about masculinity and anatomy ([36:35–40:26]).
  • Memorable Moment: “Isn't it funny that AI basically gave him a vagina?” ([39:44])
• Vice President Vance Rumors: Hayley debunks viral photos and rumors about VP Vance supposedly fighting with his wife in public ([41:52–42:39]).
  • Notable Quote (Haley): “I can't believe that we're living in a timeline where the Vice President of the United States has to take to X to dispel rumors that he is like a wife beating lunatic wearing an undershirt, yelling at his wife in public.” ([42:17])
• Liberal Obsession With Political Families: Hayley critiques leftist rumors about conservative marriages and accuses Democrats of undermining family values ([44:48–45:51]).
  • Notable Quote (Co-host): “Families are in direct opposition to the entire Democrat Platform. They simply cannot coexist.” ([45:19])

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6. Policy & Health: Pandemic Legacies and Physical Fitness

[45:51–49:13]

• Childhood Obesity Post-Pandemic: Hayley blames Democrat policies for rises in childhood obesity due to lockdowns and school closures ([45:51]).
  • Notable Quote (Haley): “This is just another way that they fail children, all while claiming that they care about them. They are the ones that closed the schools.” ([45:51])
• Fitness in Airports: Light-hearted discussion of new policies by the Trump administration to add fitness opportunities in airports. RFK Jr. is spotlighted for doing 20 pull-ups at age 70 ([47:47–48:33]).
  • Notable Quote (Haley): “He got 20 in. I'm impressed. Because I can't do push ups—pull ups. I can't do pull ups either. Working on it.” ([48:41])

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7. Audience Banter & Pop Culture

[49:13–59:35]

• Airport Etiquette: Fun debate over people movers, walking, and airport rushing ([49:13–51:33]).
• Home Alone Reboots and Meme Culture: Commentary on a Trump meme using the Home Alone 2 scene, followed by exhaustion with Hollywood reboots ([52:07–54:52]).
  • Notable Quote (Haley): “This is what's wrong with reboot culture. I'm so sick of the reboots. Home Alone one was great. Home Alone two, great. I didn't see the rest. Okay. You don't need more than two.” ([54:09])
• White House “Cuffing Season” Video: Hayley and co-hosts celebrate a viral White House video remixing an SNL song about “cuffing season” with scenes of ICE agents ([55:05–56:04]).

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8. Closing: Viral Fails and Scrolling Time

[56:32–60:00+]

• Birthday Cake Fire Mishap: Commentary on a viral video of a cake fire gone wrong ([56:32]).
  • Notable Quote (Haley): “Zero brain cells between everyone in this family. They're trying to put a fire out with plastic, like the most flammable tablecloth you could ever, ever find.” ([57:04])
• Joe Biden Birthday Meme: Jokes about Biden’s birthday cake with excessive candles ([57:17–58:32]).
• Animal Video Finale: Rat escapes traffic only to get snatched by a hawk; Hayley calls it “the circle of life” ([59:35–59:52]).
  • Notable Quote (Haley): “It’s just the circle of life, people. Could I get an eagle screech?” ([59:52])

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• [03:24] Haley Caronia: “She doesn’t even speak in the video. She doesn’t tell Texans what she plans on delivering for them. Nothing about policy. Just 'Trump thinks I’m an idiot.'”
• [05:19] Haley Caronia: “This strategy doesn’t work. I don’t know why the Democrats keep doing it.”
• [07:18] Haley Caronia: “I don’t think she knows the state she lives in. I don’t think she knows the state that she’s running to represent.”
• [11:23] Haley Caronia: “She’s essentially saying they’re going to tax white people higher to pay for all the Democrat stuff and black people won’t have to pay for it.”
• [26:54] Haley Caronia: “Someone can threaten to kill a member of the Trump administration, and it’s just crickets. Because in their mind, murder of those they disagree with is justified.”
• [35:25] Haley Caronia: “Let the Christians have the Christmas season to pray. Leave it alone.”
• [39:44] Commentator/Co-host: “Isn't it funny that AI basically gave him a vagina?”
• [42:17] Haley Caronia: “I can't believe that we're living in a timeline where the Vice President of the United States has to take to X to dispel rumors that he is like a wife beating lunatic wearing an undershirt, yelling at his wife in public.”
• [45:19] Commentator/Co-host: “Families are in direct opposition to the entire Democrat Platform.”
• [57:04] Haley Caronia: “Zero brain cells between everyone in this family. They're trying to put a fire out with plastic…”

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• [02:28] Crockett’s campaign video and Trump’s critique
• [04:32] Crockett calls Texas “deplorable”
• [06:39] Crockett on not needing Trump voters
• [07:43] Crockett on gun control and policy positions
• [10:19] Crockett on tax breaks as reparations
• [13:55] FEC complaints and Crockett’s spending
• [14:58] Slam poetry at campaign event
• [20:48] Leftist ICE protests and whistleblower grannies
• [25:01] Threats to DHS officials, Democrats’ silence
• [28:06] Liberal support for UnitedHealthcare shooter
• [29:43] The Handmaid's Tale as protest symbol
• [33:04] Critique of attacks on Christianity
• [36:35] Memes about Gavin Newsom’s posture
• [41:52] Vice President Vance and viral rumors
• [45:51] Childhood obesity stats post-pandemic
• [47:47] RFK Jr.’s airport pull-ups
• [52:07] Trump Home Alone meme/Discussion of movie reboots
• [55:42] “Cuffing season” ICE video
• [56:32] Viral birthday cake fire
• [59:35] Rat versus hawk “circle of life” video

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Tone & Language

The episode is delivered in Hayley’s trademark sarcastic, punchy, and unapologetically conservative style, with plenty of lively banter from chat participants and guest commentators. The critical analysis is frequently laced with humor, mockery, and pop culture references, making even serious policy critique accessible and engaging for her audience.

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Summary

Hayley Caronia’s Nightly Scroll dives headfirst into the political and cultural battlegrounds of the moment, using Jasmine Crockett’s Senate run as a launchpad for dissecting left-wing tactics, campaign blunders, and media narratives. The episode balances pointed political analysis with viral internet culture, offering listeners both substance and entertainment. For those who missed the episode, this summary covers the bases: Crockett’s candidacy, the pitfalls of progressive platforms in red states, liberal protest antics, social media memes, and the ever-present battle over values and narrative in American politics.

Transcript

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[Haley Karania]

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All right, well, here is the video. Watch this.

[Donald J. Trump]

How about this new one? They have their new star, Crockett how about her? She's the new star of the Democrat Party, Jasmine Crockett. They're in big trouble. But you have this woman, Crockett. She's a very low IQ person. I watched her speak the other day. She's definitely a low IQ person. Crockett. Oh, man. Oh, man. She's a very low IQ person.

Somebody said the other day, she's one of the leaders of the party. I said, you got to be kidding. Now they're going to rely on Crockett. Crockett's going to bring him back.

[Haley Karania]

You think that's going to be effective? I mean, it's just her face with the president's voice saying that she's a low IQ individual. She didn't even fight him on it. She just sat there and smiled. She just took it.

[Chat Participant]

Which made her look a little confused.

[Haley Karania]

No, Even during the video makes her look low iq. So, President Trump, he's right. He's always right. And of course, at the end screen there, it's paid for by Jasmine for Texas, but it's really brought to you and absolutely owned by your president, Donald J. Trump. If the president of the United States that won the popular vote, the Electoral College, every swing state thinks that Jasmine Crockett is stupid, though. What does the majority of the country think, Josh? She thinks that she cooked with this one. She thinks that this makes her look good, smart. She thinks Trump hates me, therefore everyone who hates Trump will love me. She doesn't even speak in the video. She doesn't tell Texans what she plans on delivering for them. Nothing about policy. Just Trump thinks I'm an idiot. Oh, and she's been on the campaign trail and also just on video for. For years now, saying things that are going to come back to bite her in the behind. Like this one where she says that Texas is a deplorable state.

[Jasmine Crockett]

In fact, Ms. Perry, I know your organization, the Heritage foundation, loves Texas. Ooh, they love Texas. They always sending us some nonsense bills that somehow set this country on the wrong trajectory. They send them to Texas, they send them to Florida. Every deplorable state that we can think about. They usually coming out of y' all think tank.

[Haley Karania]

Ooh, they love Texas.

So she says that Texas is a deplorable state, and yet she's representing it in Congress. She's representing Texans in Congress, and she wants a promotion. She wants to represent not just District 30, she wants to represent the state in total. So she's going to be vying for Texans votes, the same people that she just Called deplorable.

[Commentator/Co-host]

That's what Afton Bain did.

[Haley Karania]

That's what Afton Bain did.

[Commentator/Co-host]

Worked real well for.

[Haley Karania]

Did not work, especially in a state. That's a great point. A state that is mostly red and then you have these blue pockets in Knoxville, Nashville, Memphis, etc. So same kind of thing. Also reminded me of Hillary Clinton, who literally used the word deplorable. Basket of deplorables. She called Trump supporters just these horrible people. She lost. It didn't work for him, for her. Didn't work for Biden either. He called Trump supporters garbage. He didn't run, but he ran away from the race knowing that he would. He would be shellacked by Trump and Kamala Harris was shellacked by Trump. So this just. This strategy doesn't work. I don't know why the Democrats keep doing it. When you're vying for the votes of a larger group of people, you have to appeal to the larger group of people. You can't just, like, call them stupid and dumb and. And, you know. But then again, Jasmine Crockett is running, and her big announcement is that the president calling her dumb.

So maybe it will work. I don't know. But she is not going to be in Democratic District 30 anymore. She's got to win over all of Texas. This is the state that voted for Donald J. Trump over Kamala Harris by more than 1.5 million votes. But she says that she doesn't need those votes. Watch that.

[Jasmine Crockett]

You will fight for them.

[Reporter/Interviewer]

How will you make voters who previously voted for Trump, particularly given that you have been an outspoken critic and he has inserted himself. Just take your campaign video as is. He has inserted himself at every turn. When it comes to your commentary, how will you convert those who are supportive of him to voters for you?

[Jasmine Crockett]

Yeah, I don't know that we'll necessarily convert all of Trump's supporters.

[Haley Karania]

That's not our.

[Reporter/Interviewer]

Do you need to.

[Jasmine Crockett]

Our goal is to definitely talk to people. No, we don't. We don't need to. Our goal is to make sure that we can engage people that historically have not been talked to, because there's so many people that.

[Haley Karania]

I don't think she knows what state she lives in. I don't think she knows the state that she's running to represent at all. Because not only does she think that she can get by without picking up any Trump supporters, any Trump voters, she's also going to run on gun control amid other Democrat things. Watch this.

[Jasmine Crockett]

Well, I'm done with politics as usual. I'm Done with going along to get along, and it gets us nowhere. I'm done watching rural hospitals and public schools close their doors. I'm done watching parents be afraid to send their kids to school or the mall or the movies because Republicans have flooded our streets with guns. I'm done with the senators sitting around doing nothing while Trump takes your hard earned money, skims your Social Security, slashes Medicare and gives tax breaks to billionaires. I'm done. I'm done watching the American dream on life support while Trump tries to pull the plug. The gloves have been off and now I'm jumping into the ring. I'm asking for your support and to be the next United States senator from the greatest state of Texas.

[Haley Karania]

Deplorable state. The greatest state. See, it's whatever fits in the moment, whatever fits the narrative, whatever she needs to say in whatever moment. This is what they do. So in that clip, she's talking about how, you know, well, President Trump is slashing, you know, funding for this and whatever. The American people voted for Doge. The American people love that concept of cutting government spending, especially when it's going to things that don't matter. And we've seen a lot with these SNAP benefits and EBT cuts to these programs, which have been, you know, back. They've been, you know, reinstated, by the way. But for the ones that have been cut.

It'S like, you see these videos, it's like the fattest person you've ever seen in your life saying that, like, my gosh, my SNAP benefits are gone. And it's like, it's just laughable. It's also laughable to run on gun control in Texas. She said that Republicans have flooded the streets with guns. So what is she insinuating? That she's going to do, like a gun buyback program because the guns are already on the streets. So how does she plan on trying to controlling said guns? It's Texas.

Again. Does she know the state that she's running in and she's running to represent? Seems like no. Do we, do we have any Texans in the chat? If I have any Texans in the chat, please let me know how you would feel if Jasmine Crockett wanted to come for your guns. You let me know. So if the gun buyback or whatever she has gun control plans fails, she's also throwing freebies at the black community. Listen to this.

[Jasmine Crockett]

Just this past week I saw, I don't remember which celebrity, but it was actually a celebrity. And I was like, I don't know that that's not Necessarily a bad idea. But I'd have to think through it a lot. One of the things that they proposed is black folk not have to pay taxes for a certain amount of time, because then again, that puts money back in your pocket. But at the same time, it may not be as objectionable to some people about actually giving out dollars.

[Haley Karania]

And.

[Jasmine Crockett]

But obviously then you start dealing with the different tax brackets and things like that. And that's one of the reasons that, you know, we argue the reparations make sense, because so many black folk, not only do you owe for the labor that was stolen and killed and all the other things, right. But the fact is, like, we end up being so far behind, right? And so it's like, how do you bring forth people? Exactly. And so it's like, if you, if you do the no tax thing for people that are already, say, struggling and aren't really paying taxes in the first place, it doesn't really. Exactly. They may want those, those checks like they got. Exactly.

[Haley Karania]

So tax breaks for blacks equals reparations. That's what it's just like, it sounds better because, you know, you say reparations and everyone starts freaking out. Rightfully so. But tax breaks, okay? Democrats love tax breaks. They need. They need high taxes, not tax breaks. They need high taxes to pay for all of their welfare programs. So what she's saying is we're going to basically tax white people at a higher rate. This is like a Mamdani style policy. Because if she's saying, well, black people won't have to pay taxes and this is our form of paying back the black community for shit that they never went through, like, people who live today just never went through anything. So again, like, on behalf of ancestors and their ancestors, like, it's insane, but they need high taxes to pay for it. So this is. She's essentially saying they're going to tax white people higher to pay for all the Democrat stuff and black people won't have to pay for it. It's crazy.

[Commentator/Co-host]

So her current platform, as we know now in the great state of Texas, is racist, is we'll take your money and we'll take your guns. Yep, that's a winning platform.

[Haley Karania]

Going to be good for her. It's actually, it's going to be fun to watch. So I am excited for that. But we have to talk about Jasmine Crockett, where she stands right now. Right? She was vying for this job as the ranking member on the House Oversight Committee, and she couldn't even get the votes among her fellow House Democrats for that job. So if House Democrats didn't even like Jasmine Crockin enough to vote for her, how is she going to find votes in red Texas to vote for her? It just doesn't make sense. And all of that. There's so much oppo on Jasmine Crockett, whoever is running against her. I think Wesley Hunt is the one of the candidates, the Republican candidates for that seat. There is so much oppo on Jasmine Crockett. She is just delivering ammo for the other side, for Republicans, because there has been a complaint filed with the Federal Election Commission regarding Act Blue donations to Jasmine Crockett's congressional campaign that they were being made in. In people's names against their will. There was an elderly gentleman, he's in his. His 70s, and he found out that 56 donations were made in his name to Jasmine Crockett that he didn't make.

So if that was just one person, how many people did that happen to? Probably quite a few. So that's sketchy. So mix that with her lavish spending habits. She drops thousands of dollars on ritzy hotels and car services, none of them in D.C. by the way. This is when she's not in the swamp and not in her district. So she's frolicking all over in Vegas and Martha's Vineyard. So she's not in her. Her district, but she's dropping thousands of dollars to stay in the nicest places. She also dropped thousands of dollars on private security, which would be fine if she didn't call to defund the police. You know, rules for the. Not for me. All of this while she owes $3,000 in unpaid debts on her Dallas condo. But whoever likes Jasmine Crockett, I guess people showed up to this campaign event last night, including this rapper. I'm having a hard time calling him that. But nothing sends. Nothing says send me to the Senate more than anti Trump slam poetry.

[Jasmine Crockett]

Listen, okay?

[Rapper/Poet]

She ain't never scared. And she ain't never been. Who was willing to go toe to toe against the president? I can't wrap my head around someone who votes Republican. She advocate for feeding kids. They protect folks touching them. Trump invading his own country with our army. What a joke. We remember Pearl harbor by illegally bombing boats. But y' all thought we wasn't gonna do nothing. Buddy, think again. They only trying to scare out her running cause they think she'll win.

[Haley Karania]

Listen.

[Rapper/Poet]

Thought I told y' all. We ain't never scared. Now look who name on the docket. Got two words for every racist bigot. Jasmine Crockett.

[Haley Karania]

He forgets the lyrics here. Even though he's reading off of his paper.

[Rapper/Poet]

Me, I hope my money goes Society isn't trying to say affordability's I hope she stand on business. Awesome toast Texas dope don't need no more bad built bleach blonde butch bodies moving forward.

[Chat Participant]

All right, could be the monitoring situation. He was a little off the track there.

[Haley Karania]

He was. But he was also reading the lyrics off of a sheet of paper, so.

And there were lyrics. You could hear someone rapping on that. He was just.

[Chat Participant]

Yeah, it's that layered track vocal.

[Haley Karania]

Yeah. Well.

[Commentator/Co-host]

Say what you want. I'm taking him over Meg the Stallion.

[Haley Karania]

Oh, come on. That's crazy.

[Commentator/Co-host]

I can't stand her.

[Haley Karania]

Meg the Stallion's actually popular, and. And I would say she's better than whatever that was.

[Commentator/Co-host]

I don't know. When Kamala pulled her out for her campaign, that was just an ass shaking thing.

[Haley Karania]

It was. She went away, like, and it was crazy. I agree.

[Commentator/Co-host]

But at least this was funny.

[Haley Karania]

I don't think it was meant to be funny, though, but it was still funny. I think that Meg thee Stallion shaking her ass for everyone was funny too.

[Commentator/Co-host]

Yeah. It was just gross.

[Haley Karania]

Yeah. My gosh. Democrats, they just got to, like, they got to entertain. It's like they. They pull these celebrities out. I mean, I'm not calling that guy a celebrity, but he was rapping in that song about Trump invading his own country.

It's news to me. He's invading. News to me also. He was saying that people are afraid that Jasmine Crockett will win, so they were trying to scare her out of running. That is the opposite of the Republican stance. Jasmine Crockett running for Senate. The Republican stance is have at it. We can't wait. We can't wait for the material. We can't wait for the content. We cannot wait for the fight. Because if that is the best that the Democrats can do.

Bring it on. But it'll definitely be interesting.

[Commentator/Co-host]

So rub in the chat said he's the notorious stfu.

[Haley Karania]

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[Donald J. Trump]

Workers that are probably legal?

[Haley Karania]

You're just alerting them that ICE is here and they're probably legal. That's very racist.

Which is a good point. The ICE agent walks away from this person in the car blowing the whistle. Right. And how does the person in the car know that the people in her community are illegal? How does she know?

She doesn't. She's just assuming that these people are illegal. She's assuming that ICE agents are maybe doing something that they're not supposed to be doing, which is they're enforcing the law. Interesting. But I'm pretty sure that, you know, these people, they're in these cars, they're driving around following ice, they're blowing the whistle. And these ICE agents, it seemed like they were already at a traffic stop, like they had stopped someone or they were talking to workers or something. I'm pretty sure that they already know that ICE is there. Ice. Not that they're making a scene or anything, but when, you know, ICE agents come up onto your, wherever you're working, you don't need some lady over there whistling out of her car. They're probably very much aware of what's going on. So, again, just a virtue signal.

But this is apparently part of a larger effort. And Ms. Now, formerly msnbc, did a report on this whistleblower granny who follows around ICE agents in her car. And she happens to be a reverend. Also watch this.

[Reporter/Interviewer]

In New Orleans, heightened fear as federal agents enforce President Trump's immigration crackdown. President but one local grandmother is rolling up her sleeves and pushing back. 71 year old Reverend James Malden says her faith drives her to keep her community informed and safe. So she trails ICE agents patrolling the city's streets, alerting people of their whereabouts on social media.

[Field Reporter]

She's doing what so many others are doing here, which is ICE verifying, ICE spotting, as it's called. And the way that it works is that you're in a Facebook group, you're.

[Chat Participant]

In a WhatsApp group.

[Field Reporter]

You'll hear an eyewitness report of a potential federal agent in the area, and she'll go and drive to that area, take a picture of a car that she suspects to be ICE, report it back into those Facebook groups, into those WhatsApp groups as a means of letting the community know, to shelter in place and to stay safe. But also by letting DHS and ICE know that they're being watched. And we're actually at the scene of one of these reports right now.

[Haley Karania]

They pan over to her in the.

[Field Reporter]

Garden.

And how does your faith drive what you're doing here today?

[Reporter/Interviewer]

Nobel Peace Prize winner Elie Wiesel said the opposite of love is not Hatred. It is indifference.

[Commentator/Co-host]

How close to the steering wheel you gotta be?

[Reporter/Interviewer]

I believe my faith in action drives me to love, to be present, to witness and care for my neighbors. And I love my country dearly. I want my children, my grandchildren and their grandchildren to. To have this similar democracy to what I have.

[Haley Karania]

So, apparently she's a Unitarian pastor. She's a reverend. And I just have to say I'm grateful every day that in the Catholic Church, we don't let women preach. Who wants to listen to that? I don't. Anyway, you know, this woman, she drives around, blows her whistle at ICE agents. This is apparently supposed to let people know that they should go back into their homes. I. I'm assuming that if ICE agents are in the area, they know that there are illegal aliens in the area to catch.

[Commentator/Co-host]

Did you see how close she was to the steering wheel?

[Haley Karania]

I didn't notice. No.

She is. Wow, she's very close.

[Commentator/Co-host]

She got enough room for the whole production crew in the back.

[Haley Karania]

Well, that's probably it. She was making room for Ms. Now.

[Chat Participant]

In the back, she sneezes. That airbag's gone.

[Haley Karania]

It was so fun. When I first saw this video earlier today, and I'm watching this, I'm like, this is ridiculous. And then they panned over and I saw that they were in the car with her the whole time. I. You should have seen the laugh. Like, I was belly laughing at this.

And, you know, they're blowing whistles at ICE agents, following around, doxing them, et cetera, all while threats are up against them 8,000%. And that's just not agents who are out in the field. DHS Secretary Christine Ohms, Assistant Secretary Trisha McLaughlin has received threats on her life. So twins from New Jersey, twin guys. They were arrested and charged with threatening to torture, hang and kill Homeland Security Assistant Secretary Tricia McLaughlin. They had posted on social media, shoot, ice on site. Addition to wishing harm on McLaughlin. And earlier today, DHS, a SWAT team, they did a search and they carried out an arrest warrant for these two guys. They are U.S. citizens living in New Jersey, and they are being charged now with unlawful possession of an assault weapon, possession of prohibited weapons, conspiracy, terroristic threats, criminal coercion threats, and cyber harassment, which makes you think, you know, thankfully, they were caught because of what they were posting online. Threats. Like, valid threats on Trisha's life. But what were they going to be doing with those prohibited weapons that were in their possession? That. That's a very scary thought. And now acting Immigration and ICE Enforcement Director Todd Lyon said this in A statement. Let this be a warning to anyone who dares threaten or attack our brave law enforcement officers. We will find you, we will arrest you, and we will prosecute you to the fullest extent of the law. We are not afraid of you. And if you threaten our law enforcement or DHS officials, we will hunt you down and you will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. And I'm just wondering why we haven't seen one Democrat denounce this.

Because I've seen multiple Democrats cry over people, people calling Tampon Tim retarded. Because people are apparently, you know, driving past the governor's mansion in Minnesota and they are screaming, you know, out the window. And this is all because President Trump called him a retard. Democrats are freaking out over that. But then there are valid threats on the life of a Trump administration official.

And nothing. They don't care. Someone can threaten to kill a member of the Trump administration, and it's just crickets. Because in their mind, murder of those they disagree with is justified. Which brings me to liberal support for the UnitedHealthcare CEO shooter. And the evidence hearing is underway for that murder, that senseless murder. And the, the we remember this happening. You know, this kid, young kid, shot the UnitedHealthcare CEO in the back, totally defenseless. He's walking into work, and this guy wasn't even.

Using UnitedHealth Care. He just had beef with health care in general. And, you know, he's pleaded not guilty on all charges. And as this whole case has been unfolding and the, the hearing, he has devoted fans. And after this killing, he has received over 6,000 letters in prison. And now that this hearing is ongoing, there are women standing in line to go support him in person. There is video of liberal women just standing outside like he has a lot of support. These women have made him into a sex symbol because when they find a. An attractive liberal man, they don't know what to do with themselves. Because I will admit it's pretty, pretty rare. But they are acting like he's a member of the Beatles, when in reality, he killed the CEO of a company he wasn't even a customer at in this, like, symbolic murder. Like, he was standing up to the health care industry, but he did nothing. And now he's not pleading guilty. He can't even own what he did. That's their hero. This is the left's hero. I, I truly, I can't get into the heads of liberal protesters, but they always seem to be at the ready with their handmaid's Tale costumes. I don't know, they, they, I need to watch this show. I haven't watched the Handmaid's Tale, but liberals are obsessed with it. They're, they're dressing up as this all the time. It started with, you know, the overturning of Roe vs Wade. I remember when Amy Cony Barrett was.

Appointed to the Supreme Court and all this stuff. You know, the liberals, they just, they have their Handmaid's Tale costumes ready. Apparently, you know, women are just like incubators in this show. I don't know anything about it other than this world. Gilead in the show, they seem to think that it's modern day America, especially under the Trump administration. They seem to think that women are just, I don't know, sex objects or something, whatever. None of it makes sense. But they were protesting recently, over the weekend, Pete Hegset, Pete Hegseth's church, the Christian national, they were calling it a Christian nationalist church in D.C. while he was inside with his family. Watch this.

So they're just screaming, hooting and hollering, and their sign says honk if you hate Nazis.

[Field Reporter]

That's the first female cop I've seen play with nibs.

[Haley Karania]

I, I see that you all do. I don't know why they're, I, I don't know what they're saying. Honestly, the noises they were making sound a little demonic. I'm not going to lie. Someone in the chat just said, demons, get a demon. Yeah, it sounds a little demonic to me. And again, if you are outside of a church on Sunday with your megaphone, you probably are demonic. I mean, all he's doing is, you know, celebrating his religion, worshiping God. And I don't know if these women, they just, they have their Handmaid's Tail costumes at the ready. They sleep in them just in case. They have them, you know, washed and dried and just ready to go. They throw it off the hanger. They hear that Pete Hegseth is at church and they're just like, oh, time to put my costume on. And then they, they go find them. And these are liberals who claim that they want to uphold democracy and the Constitution and they're exercising their First Amendment right to peacefully protest. And then they should also understand that freedom of religion is also protected. So I'm not sure what they're really protesting, seeing as Pete Hegs was at church, which is fine, there's nothing wrong with that. And he's also not a Nazi, so just doesn't make much sense. But, you know, they will protest outside of church. We, we've seen a lot of this during the holiday season. A lot of attacks on the Christian religion. We've seen also a lot of churches just get political in really gross ways. Like I covered this last week, but multiple churches in blue states that have, you know, anti ICE messaging. They have, you know, zip tied baby Jesus and their nativities. They have nativities that don't have a baby Jesus at all claiming that he was kidnapped by ice. I mean, these are just ridiculous messages. And I think we can only attribute this to the enemy. Like this is attacks on Christianity during the Christmas season. And just recently, a gay influencer, maybe gay part of the LGBTQ community, was slamming Catholic Gwen Stefani. She's a singer. She was in no doubt. She's obviously gone out on her own. Very successful. She's married to Blake Shelton. Are they still married?

[Chat Participant]

I believe so.

[Haley Karania]

I thought they were. Yeah, with Blake Shelton. And, you know, she's open about her Catholic faith. And this influencer is not happy about it. Watch.

[Marshall's Advertiser]

It is important this holiday season to spend time in prayer, letting God into our hearts and letting Jesus pray.

[Haley Karania]

Bring us his peace. Download Hallow today.

[Gay Influencer]

It's the most wonderful time of the year, AKA when Gwen Stefani Shields for the right wing anti abortion Pay to pray app Hallow. And if you're feeling like you've missed a few chapters of late stage capitalism meets religious grifting meets your favorite Y2K celebrity, I am here to help. Hallow is a daily pay to pray app that costs $70 a year before tax. God's not cheap. Now, I know this sounds really extreme and deeply unpopular and incredib, regressive and violent, and it is. But if you're J.D. vance or Peter Thiel or any of the deeply evil men who believe in this crap and you're looking for a way to get no abortion, even in cases of rape or incest, into the mainstream range of acceptable viewpoints, what better way to do that than by recruiting everyone's favorite hollaback girl? Hollaback girl? More like Halo app girl.

[Haley Karania]

Gross. People in the chat are saying they feel sick if you are listening and not watching. That was a. A man with beautiful blue eyeshadow and long fingernails longer than mine. And that's saying a lot. But he has a problem with Gwen Stefani promoting the Prey app or the Hallow app. And what difference does it make if someone is Christian or Catholic and they want to promote that. They want to promote an app that other Christians can use to pray, worship. What difference does it make. He's tying this, he's tying faith to politics in a way where he's pushing nonsensical talking points. He's saying that J.D. vance and whoever else he brought up, they're pushing Catholic doctrine, they're saying that or Christian beliefs that there should be no abortion. But he's saying that they're pushing policies that don't allow for women to get abortions in these, like, high risk situations in the life of the mother in all the, like rape and incest these other instances. There's no heartbeat law in this country as it stands that doesn't allow for that. So what he's saying is just not true. Like, I haven't, I haven't seen an abortion ban that has pushed further than that. So I don't really know what he's talking about. But, you know, they have an issue with Christians talking about their Christian beliefs during the Christmas season. Meanwhile, they have all of Pride Month to be more or less heathens and celebrate their sexuality and all of their devious desires. So let the Christians have the Christmas season to pray. Leave it alone.

[Commentator/Co-host]

I don't think you get to attack an app that encourages regular prayer and then get to call anything evil. Your opinion on, on evilness is totally void.

[Haley Karania]

Totally.

[Commentator/Co-host]

Totally void.

[Haley Karania]

Totally. Yeah, it's really sad. But we'll pray for him. But we have to talk about this Gavin Newsom stuff. We were going to cover this yesterday and we didn't get to it, but it is just.

This happened last week, but Gavin Newsom was speaking at that New York Times thing that Erica Kirk was at and a bunch of other people were speaking at and this picture of Gavin Newsom went viral because people were saying that he was crushing his own balls. And if we could just throw up this visual for, for the chat. But you know, I don't really see very many men crossing their legs that high up, crushing their own balls. And also his ankle is doing something that's making me uncomfortable as well. That just doesn't look, it doesn't look comfy, that's for sure.

[Commentator/Co-host]

I mean, there's, I've, I've made fun of people for crossing their legs. Way less extreme than what Gab is.

[Haley Karania]

Doing over here, I guess. Like the, the hot. If you're going.

[Commentator/Co-host]

That's nuts. Pun intended.

[Haley Karania]

That is nuts. Pun intended. I feel like if you're going to cross your legs as a man up high. I've seen guys do this where, like, you know, there's room for the ball sack.

You, you want to put yourselves on camera so people can see you demonstrating the biological men in. In the room. Because again, I don't know. Like, I. This is not my.

[Chat Participant]

There's masculine. There's masculine ways to. To cross legs, but he. He had to do 30 minutes of stretching and yoga to get in that.

[Haley Karania]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And here's the thing. I think it's because liberal feminists always talk about man spreading and how much they hate man spreading. So he's doing the opposite extreme. He's like, I don't want to man spread.

I want to basically act like I have a vagina.

[Commentator/Co-host]

I mean, if you just look at the amount of space he's taking, he's probably taking up the same amount of space as man spreading. Just the other way.

[Haley Karania]

Yeah, the other way. His ankles are so spread wide.

Yeah. So then, you know, he's getting a lot of hate for this, obviously, online, because obviously. And didn't Obama cross his legs like that, too? Like, this is kind of normal amongst liberal men. And maybe it's because they don't have balls.

[Chat Participant]

If he crossed his legs any further, he's turning around.

[Haley Karania]

Maybe this is why they're so confused about who belongs in what bathroom and what locker room, because they're like, well, I don't have balls, so I could just go into the women's locker room. What am I gonna. You know, what do I have going on down there? Nothing, apparently. So people are making fun of Gavin Newsom, of course. And then his press office went on X and posted this photo that was, I guess, supposed to make this better, saying, democracy requires flexibility. And this is an AI version of Gavin Newsom sitting at that same event on the same stage, although he's in some kind of a yoga position. That, again, makes me feel really uncomfy.

[Commentator/Co-host]

I don't know, but that looks like photographic evidence that there's nothing to crush.

[Haley Karania]

Well, isn't it funny that AI basically gave him a vagina?

[Commentator/Co-host]

I don't know if it's AI or just Photoshop. If it's Photoshop, that's even worse, because then they didn't even Photoshop something in his pants.

[Haley Karania]

You can't even blame, like, oops, the AI took his balls out. I mean, that is. There's nothing going on in there.

If you are listening and not watching, you made the right decision today. I'm just gonna say that because what we're looking at right now is a. A little disturbing. How do I even describe this? I mean, he's in a pretzel position that no man should ever be in. Someone in the chat just said, Ms. Haley, come on. I just got done eating. I'm sorry.

[Chat Participant]

It's a whole presidential thing. Doesn't work out in 28. He could come down here to Orlando at Cirque Delay.

[Haley Karania]

Cirque du Soleil. Yeah. Speak in the chat said, smooth like a kendall. He really is. He really, really is. So, yeah, I, I don't really. I know that the press office, they, they really do the Trump thing where they, they speak in Trump language. They, they tweet in the style of President Trump and this is something that Team Trump would post. Like, it's actually kind of odd that they made him, they made Gavin Newsom look super gay, like even more gay than he already was. It's like they're just dunking on themselves. It's really quite interesting. Also an AI video or actually, I don't know if it's AI, but I think it is. There was a photo that was going around of Vice President Vance at a restaurant and people on the Internet were claiming that he was in a fight with Second lady Usha Vance. And you could see in this photo that Vice President Vance has like an angry looking face and he's in a white undershirt and it looks like Second Lady Usha Vance. You can't see her face, but if maybe it's supposed to be her is kind of, she's got her head in her hands and she's looking down and she's just.

You know, she's just getting yelled at. This is what the photo looks like. And this has gone viral and people were reporting on X that this was legitimately Vice President Vance yelling at his wife in public. And the Vice President took to X to clear things up and, and just make this clear. He said, I always wear an undershirt when I go out in public to have a fight, loudly with my wife.

He's hilarious. It's also funny. I can't believe that we're living in a timeline where the Vice President of the United States has to take to X to dispel rumors that he is like a wife beating or he's not a wife beating lunatic wearing an undershirt, yelling at his wife in public.

[Chat Participant]

Kind of looks like he's eating that Somalia food.

[Haley Karania]

Yeah. Looks like he's like mid gag after taking a bite of the Jerry's beef slop. Bean slop. Yeah. You know, it just. These kind of things go viral. And again, if this photo was photoshopped or AI or something, I Don't know, but it's gone viral. And people are spreading rumors about, you know, the Vance family falling apart. You know, the left is just desperate for his marriage to fail. They spread rumors about him leaving the second lady for Erica Kirk, a grieving widow, by the way. And they took that whole instance, that hug, out of context. They make it seem like, well, the Vice President's going to leave his wife for Erica, which is totally not true, and it's insane. And she. You know, the fact that a grieving widow had to go on news networks and dispel those rumors is also disgusting. It's just these people are demonic. And then, you know, a lot of the left, I see on social media, specifically on TikTok, a lot people on the left love Melania Trump. They, even the libs think that she is just. They think that she's beautiful. They think that she's funny. They specifically love that. They think that Melania hates Trump. That's why the left loves her. She kind of has this, like, weird leftist cult following where they. They think that it's funny that she's in this relationship. And, you know, she was just, like, in it for the money. And then all of a sudden, she got this, you know, first lady position that she wasn't vying for, and she's just, you know, doing what she needs to do. Right. But it's just gross because it all stems from their hatred of the first family and the second family, and they want to see them ripped apart. For some reason, they can't get behind the fact that they might be in happy marriages. They just think that married people are miserable. I think this all just goes back to the left, like, hating marriage. They hate the institution of marriage. They can't understand why Vice President Vance decided to marry Usha Vance and vice versa. Vance wanted to marry J.D. vance. Like, they make these disgusting, racist comments about how, like, he should be. He should be with Erica instead. Like, what? They chose to marry each other. They love each other. And then they spread rumors about, well, the second lady wasn't wearing her ring. And then she has to come out and talk to the mainstream media about, well, I took my ring off to wash dishes and. Because I'm a mom and I forgot and this happens. Like, it's just the left is desperate for these relationships to fail, and it's. They're miserable, like, misery loves company, and they want these relationships to fail. They can't wrap their heads around people, Republicans being in happy marriages.

[Commentator/Co-host]

Families are in direct opposition to the entire Democrat Platform.

[Haley Karania]

Right, right.

[Commentator/Co-host]

They simply cannot coexist.

[Haley Karania]

Uh huh. Absolutely. And they hate the fact that Melania is a legal immigrant. They hate the fact that J.D. vance is in a biracial relationship. Like they, they hate this because these are, you know, they claim that Republicans hate these things.

[Commentator/Co-host]

And if this doesn't, if this administration was a Democrat administration, they'd be idolized. They'd be like, oh, on Obama level diversity and whatever the hell else, 100%.

[Haley Karania]

It's insane. Also insane is this new stat that childhood obesity rates rose 2% over the pandemic. One million more kids became obese during COVID So the childhood obesity obesity rate in the United states rose from 21% to 23% over the pandemic. So again, 1 million more children obese. And these kids will be at an increased risk of heart disease, stroke, arthritis, liver disease and other chronic illnesses later in life. And you can thank a Democrat for that because this is just another way that they fail children, all while claiming that they care about them. They are the ones that close the schools. This means no balance lunches for kids who might not get them at home. That means no gym class. That means no extracurriculars after school. Sports gyms were closed down. Kids were statistically less likely to die from COVID anyway. So instead the cure became worse than the disease cure. Being sarcastic obviously was not a cure. And all these kids were shuttered inside. Away from their friends. That's not healthy. Away from their hobbies. That's not healthy. And other healthy habits. And now some of these kids will experience comorbidities later in life because of it.

Make it make sense. But we have the Trump administration that is working hard to make America healthy again. Of course. And the Transportation Department has teamed up with hhs. Transportation Secretary Duffy announced plans to improve airports and make them more health conscious, potentially adding nursing stations for breastfeeding mothers or chest feeding former transportation secretaries. You never know. Maybe Pete Buddha judge is flying and he needs to chest feed his kid.

He also talked about adding places to work out, pull up bars and other places to get steps in. So here is RFK Jr leading by example, in his 70s. Watch this.

Here he is on the pull up bar. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13. This is good. This is really good.

He's still got more in him. Yeah.

He's laughing.

He got 20 in.

I'm impressed. I'm impressed. Because I can't do push ups.

[Commentator/Co-host]

Those are pull ups.

[Haley Karania]

Pull ups. I can't do pull ups. Either pull ups or push ups. Can't do them. I'm working on it, but can't do them.

This just got me thinking about airport etiquette and stuff because obviously if you do 20 pull ups or whatever, you're not going to be super sweaty. But if they implement some other like place where people are going to get like steps in, like they're, people are going to get really sweaty.

I am not going to want to sit next to someone that took the opportunity to do some steps in the airport and then did not shower.

[Chat Participant]

Do you see how much he's sweating before he even started doing those pull ups? I mean he probably did about 180 standing squats waiting on his Starbucks. Yeah, this dude's a fit dude.

[Haley Karania]

He is a fit dude. Someone in the chat said I'm not exercising at the airport. Yeah, I'm not either. I also, this is coming from someone who goes to the gym six days a week. I make sure that I get my workout in either at my destination or before I go to the airport. It would never occur to me to work out at the airport other than just like walking around. I mean, you got your bag, you can, you can get some steps in that way for sure. You could go on the little, you know, what's that like walking thing?

[Commentator/Co-host]

The people mover.

[Haley Karania]

Yeah. What is it? What is that called?

[Commentator/Co-host]

I think people mover is a decently appropriate.

[Haley Karania]

I mean it moves.

[Commentator/Co-host]

Official name.

[Haley Karania]

It moves people, that's for sure. But yeah, if I am sitting on a plane next to some stinky person, I am not going to be thrilled.

[Chat Participant]

Hot take. Do you walk on the people mover and people on the people mover?

[Haley Karania]

I do.

[Chat Participant]

Oh man.

[Haley Karania]

Isn't that the point? It's not moving that fast. But if you're walking, it does move you quickly.

[Commentator/Co-host]

You walk on the left and you stand on the right. They got signage for that.

I think.

[Chat Participant]

I don't feel like there's a lane though. I think you just elbow your way through the people mover. Me, I'm very in general, like people who are walking are blowing past the people who are standing.

[Haley Karania]

I don't think you're supposed to just stand on it. It's not moving that quickly. You're not going to, you'd, you'd get to the other side faster by just walking on the regular.

Walkway. I think you're supposed to move on the people movers. Am I crazy? People in the chat weigh in. Moving sidewalk.

Yes. You walk on the conveyor. Yes. Someone said you can stand on it. Yes, Obviously you can stand on it. I'm saying you're supposed to move on it. It's supposed to help you move. It's not like a break.

Someone say, stand on the right, walk on the left.

You know how I feel. I am. Everyone's got a place to be. Move it, move it, move it. That is my stance at the airport. The faster you can get out of my way, the better, and I will try my best to get out of your way.

[Commentator/Co-host]

The people movers are always after security, though. So at that point, you're going nowhere fast. You're like, gotta get to my gate. 90 minutes.

[Haley Karania]

Get to your gate. Get to the gate. I don't know. Should we get into some scrolling time? Let's do it.

Someone said dance. I. I dance every day. You don't got to worry about me.

All right. Team Trump has been absolutely crushing it on social media, and they started off with this video of President Trump in Home Alone 2, where he's in New York. But this time is not Kevin McAllister that President Trump is giving directions to. It is little Zoran Mamdani. Watch.

Excuse me, where's the lobby?

[Chat Participant]

Down the hall and to the left.

[Haley Karania]

Thanks.

I don't know why, like, where do they come up with these ideas?

[Chat Participant]

I hope that there's a whole series based off of Mamdani in this movie. Like when he meets the. He can meet the old weird pigeon lady.

[Haley Karania]

Uhhuh.

[Chat Participant]

He could get hit by brick. I mean, it's endless.

[Haley Karania]

That would be funny. Someone should.

[Commentator/Co-host]

You've seen Home Alone.

[Haley Karania]

Yes, I have.

[Commentator/Co-host]

All right, good.

[Haley Karania]

That is a movie I have seen. I've seen home alone 1. I've seen home alone 2. Is there a home alone 3? I don't think I've seen that.

[Chat Participant]

He got left at home three times.

[Haley Karania]

Yeah. These parents. Someone calls cps. Poor kid. Someone's got to call cps. It's. Something's not right.

[Chat Participant]

I'm trying to move out. If I'm. There's four. This kid's been left at home four times.

[Haley Karania]

I did not know there's a Home Alone for.

[Commentator/Co-host]

I think for Is a reboot. Looks kind of. Kind of scammy. There's definitely three, though.

[Haley Karania]

Oh, Home Alone for. It's a new kid. It's not even. Oh, it's his kid.

[Chat Participant]

He left his own kid after being left three times.

[Haley Karania]

I think so. Because it looks like. What's his face. Macaulay Culkin's in it.

That is not a. That's not a movie.

[Commentator/Co-host]

That I. Holy crap. Some of the chat said they're five and there's. He's right. There's five Home Alones.

[Haley Karania]

It's another kid.

[Commentator/Co-host]

Home Alone, the holiday heist in 2012.

[Haley Karania]

It's a different kid than the other one. It's a different kid than the one that was left behind in four.

[Chat Participant]

I want to see Mundami in all of these.

[Haley Karania]

This is what's wrong with reboot culture. I'm so sick of the reboots. Home Alone one was great. Home Alone two, great. I didn't see the rest. Okay. You don't need more than two. You don't need a prequel. You don't need more than two sequels. You don't need a remix. You don't need a reboot. You don't need the 20 year anniversary. You don't need the 30 year anniversary.

[Commentator/Co-host]

You don't want the backstory of the two robbers.

[Haley Karania]

You don't need the live action. Whatever.

[Chat Participant]

How are you gonna do it? You gonna do a prequel where they're planning to leave him alone?

[Haley Karania]

Yes. I wouldn't put it past them. I would not put it past them.

[Chat Participant]

Hey, it's cheaper if we leave.

[Haley Karania]

I would not put it past Hollywood. The lazy mfers. Seriously.

[Commentator/Co-host]

Home alone 6. Kevin's a tranny.

[Haley Karania]

Brought to you by Netflix and he's black too. He's black and queer and he's like a professor.

Can't wait for that one. That'll be awesome. This next video also posted by the White House is just incredible. So this cuffing season song was part of a SZA skit on snl. SZA is a singer. Rapper, I guess more of a singer. And she made this song as part of a skit about cuffing season, which is supposedly about getting together, finding a romantic partner. That is what happens during cuffing season. But the White House did their own spin on cuffing season featuring ice. Watch this.

It's cuffing season and it's just ice agents putting illegals in handcuffs.

I like this remix. I'm not gonna lie. I absolutely love it. I love when the White House jumps on good trends. It's just funny. And it triggers the libs. Oh, my gosh. You see the comment section on that video just lives triggered left and right. They're so upset by it. Anyway, the sex video is a birthday celebration gone wrong. I'm not really sure what they were trying to do here. If this is a. I don't know what this is. Tiramisu they're trying to light on fire or something. But.

I don't know, it's not good. Here's Granny.

Uh oh, cake is on fire. Her hand's on fire. The glass is on fire. The table's on fire.

Now they're trying to put the fire out with a plastic tablecloth. Now that. Now the plate's on fire. Now the plate's broken on the floor and that's on fire. Granny's on fire. They put the flaming cake, by the way, on the chair.

[Chat Participant]

Said like napalm frost.

[Haley Karania]

Zero brain cells between everyone in this family. They're trying to put a fire out with plastic, like the most flammable tablecloth you could ever, ever find.

It's crazy. Someone in the chat said, blow that out. Hot cakes. What a family. Stop dropping roll. I mean, who let Granny light the cake on fire, you know what I mean? What happened to just two number candles on the cake? You know? Do you remember that picture of Joe Biden that went viral? It was like his 90, you know, 89th birthday or something, and it was his birthday and they literally put like 88 candles on it or something, and it was like this inferno underneath the president again. What happened to just the numbers? You just put two candles on it, no big deal. Yeah, this is. Biden is bracing himself on the table.

[Chat Participant]

It looks like a bomb. I've had bonfires in the woods that aren't as like flammable. That thing.

[Haley Karania]

He doesn't even. He's a little concerned, I think, at the inferno blazing in front of him. He doesn't look too relaxed. He doesn't look excited to be celebrating his birthday. He looks like he's white knuckling the sides of the table. It looks a little, A little scary. And I don't blame him. There's no reason for that many candles and there's no reason. Someone in the chat said Baked Alaska. That's why.

[Commentator/Co-host]

Well, he is a, whatever, 125 years old, so maybe it's one per year.

[Haley Karania]

Well, that's what I'm saying. It's just unnecessary.

[Chat Participant]

He's probably not afraid of it because he invented fire.

[Haley Karania]

What age do you think you have to.

So true. What age do you think you have to stop doing one candle per year?

[Commentator/Co-host]

Probably nine.

[Chat Participant]

I don't know.

[Commentator/Co-host]

When does it become a fire hazard?

[Haley Karania]

Right. I think 10. And then once you get it to like the further double digits, then you could just do the two candles, you know, 11, 12, 13. But you know, Joe Biden inventing fire and then.

He'S just like this.

[Commentator/Co-host]

Who votes for 10 in the chat.

[Haley Karania]

10. Yeah, I think it's good. Someone said 16. Okay, 17. Why? Why 17? I think it's just double digits. Then you could just do the two candles. But anyway, this last video, we'll do it quick. This is a. This is. I was going to do this yesterday during scrolling time when I had a bunch of my animal videos and then we didn't get to it. So this is a little random, but it's funny. Running across the street. Here's a rat running across the street.

He makes it.

[Jasmine Crockett]

Almost.

[Haley Karania]

There's a car that's gonna. Oh, he makes it. Multiple cars, but the rat makes it across the street. And then.

Hawk comes and gets him.

It's just the circle of life, people. It's just a circle of life. Could I get an eagle? Screech.

And on that note, thanks for scrolling with me. You can follow me on social media at Haley Karania. H A Y L E Y C A R O N I A I'm on X tik tok. What else? Truth, Social, Instagram, all the. All the good ones. And I'll see you right back here tomorrow. Bye.

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