MAGA Men DUPED by AI Hottie?! - Scrolling w/ Hayley (Ep. 285)

Summary

Scrolling with Hayley – Ep. 285

MAGA Men DUPED by AI Hottie?!
Date: April 24, 2026
Host: Hayley Carania

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Episode Overview

In this episode, Hayley Carania brings her trademark wit and sharp conservative commentary to a wild lineup of trending stories. She leads off with a viral exposé about an Indian med student who made thousands by creating a fake AI “MAGA babe” influencer and selling content to unsuspecting conservative men. From there, Hayley jumps into the curious case of a DHS counterterror official under investigation due to “sugar baby” accusations, reacts to a viral TikTok military conspiracy theory, tackles cultural chatter (including Anne Hathaway’s “inshallah” moment), and then closes out with blind reactions and questions from her audience.

Packed with takes on personal accountability, modern grifts, digital culture, and American pride, the episode balances humor, skepticism, and conservative critique.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. The MAGA AI Influencer Scam

• [01:00-10:44]
  • Story Recap: An Indian med student (“Sam”) created a fake AI influencer named Emily Hart — a blonde, busty, pro-Christian, pro-2A, pro-life “MAGA nurse” — to rake in thousands on social platforms, targeting older conservative men.
  • How He Did It:
    • Sold merch (“PTSD: Pretty Tired of Stupid Democrats” tees) and semi-pornographic AI images.
    • Google’s AI Gemini advised him: Creating a hot conservative girl was “the cheat code”; conservative older men are loyal with disposable income.
    • Liberal-leaning AI girls failed to go viral: “Democrats know it’s AI and Republicans fell for it.”
  • Hayley’s Take:
    • Finds the whole thing “impressive, honestly” for the scammer but teases that “my culture is not your costume”— she’s a real conservative woman, while people sent money to a fake.
    • On accountability: “If you’re falling for AI, that’s on you. I’m a personal accountability type gal.”
  • Quotes:
    • “He found a cheat code, like Google Gemini said.” (Hayley, 09:23)
    • “I have those same conservative viewpoints. I post my conservative viewpoints on social media every day... I’m right here and I’m real.” (Hayley, 10:40)
  • Memorable Moment:
    • Finds it outrageously meta that she, a real conservative woman, is outshone by an AI “costume” — encourages listeners to support real women like her.

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2. DHS Official Under Sugar Baby Investigation

• [11:37-28:54]
  • Story Recap:
    • Julia Varvaro, former DHS counterterror official, under investigation after her ex (“Robert”) claimed she “bilked” him out of $30-40k as a “sugar baby.”
    • Robert, a government contractor, dated Julia for three months: claimed to spend up to $1,400 on first date, then trips, luxury goods (Cartier, Bottega), Ritz-Carlton stays.
    • No evidence that his contracts were awarded due to their relationship.
    • He later complained to DHS about her, including accusations of sugar-daddying and weed use.
  • Hayley and Panel’s Take:
    • Hayley: “As bratty and entitled as this woman is, I don’t feel bad for her boyfriend at all. He signed up for this.”
    • Sees the “complaint” to DHS as a man scorned; ultimately, personal responsibility matters more than bureaucratic investigations into private adult drama.
    • Finds it hypocritical and embarrassing for the well-off, older man to whine about reckless personal spending.
  • Quotes:
    • “Could you imagine complaining to the Department of Homeland Security and being like, I dropped fourteen hundred dollars on this girl and she only kissed me after?” (Hayley, 15:27)
    • “There are women out there that have very, very expensive tastes... If this kind of woman bothers you, why are you still going out with her?” (Hayley, 22:05)
    • “As bratty as she is, I’m on her side. She knew exactly what she wanted, she got it. And now he’s mad that it didn’t work out...” (Hayley, 28:54)
  • Memorable Moment:
    • Hayley invokes the “Tinder Swindler” in reverse and commends Julia’s boldness, highlighting personal accountability at every step.

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3. Military “Red Pill” TikTok Conspiracy Deconstruction

• [31:24-35:03]
  • Viral TikTok: A woman claims “red pill” men’s fitness obsessions are a long-game ploy to prep them for a future military draft, while keeping them incel and angry at women to depersonalize them as soldiers.
  • Hayley’s Take:
    • Blasts the theory as delusional and inaccurate: “Most men in the military have wives, families they love... if anything, men go to war because they have something to fight for.”
    • Red pill coinciding with fitness is about accountability, not government brainwashing.
  • Quotes:
    • “Men go to war because they have something to fight for, not because they have nothing to live for.” (Hayley, 33:17)
    • “If we have look smackers like that on the front lines, our kids are going to be speaking Chinese.” (Hayley, 34:34)

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4. Cultural Chatter & Blind Reactions

• [35:14-45:38]
  • Pride in America: A British woman in California is surprised that Americans aren’t more appreciative of their country. Hayley: “Most of us love America and love Trump.”
  • TikTok Muslim “Renaming” Trend: TikTokers jokingly “rename” American cities with faux Islamic-sounding names, riffing on pop culture and political anxieties. Hayley finds it silly and humorous.
  • Anne Hathaway Says “Inshallah”:
    • Hayley discusses the viral moment when Hathaway ends a red carpet answer with "inshallah,” sparking reactions (and a Quran gift) online.
    • Hayley: “Virtue signaled a little too close to the sun... Now she’s probably gonna read the Quran.”
  • Quotes:
    • “I wonder if Anne Hathaway thought saying inshallah would snowball into what it has.” (Hayley, 42:07)

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5. Blind Reaction Segment Highlights

• [42:50-45:38]
  • Viral Video Reactions:
    • Wild Chipotle order requests “bean water” instead of beans, Hayley: “Just because you can doesn’t mean you should.”
    • Parenting reacts to a toddler being shoved by a calf: Panel agrees — builds resiliency.
    • “Pay it forward” drive-thru pranks — offering to pay, then retracting when told the total: Hayley jokes about the risks of generosity when the person behind orders for 55 people.

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6. Audience Q&A & Show Wrap

• [51:07-60:46]
  • Hayley answers questions about her personal life, stance on political ambitions (“No”), how she deals with hate comments (“Ignore”), and her favorite hobbies and reading habits.
  • Quotes:
    • “My favorite compliment is when someone says, I would have never guessed that you were an only child.”
    • “Being single in your 30s and having two cats is a different vibe than one cat... negative aura.”
    • “I think there are probably a lot of rich people in Hollywood that go into the polls, they vote conservative and then... say whatever they say on social media. They’re just total two-faced fake people.”

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Notable Quotes & Moments (with Timestamps)

• “If you’re falling for AI, that’s on you. I’m a personal accountability type gal.”
  – Hayley, [09:27]
• “I have those same conservative viewpoints. I post my conservative viewpoints on social media every day... I’m right here and I’m real.”
  – Hayley, [10:40]
• “Could you imagine complaining to the Department of Homeland Security and being like, I dropped fourteen hundred dollars on this girl and she only kissed me after?”
  – Hayley, [15:27]
• “If we have look smackers like that on the front lines, our kids are going to be speaking Chinese.”
  – Hayley, [34:34]
• “Men go to war because they have something to fight for, not because they have nothing to live for.”
  – Hayley, [33:17]
• “Virtue signaled a little too close to the sun... Now she’s probably gonna read the Quran.”
  – Hayley, [42:07]

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Timestamps for Major Segments

• [01:00-10:44]: MAGA AI Influencer scam breakdown
• [11:37-28:54]: DHS “sugar baby” investigation and discussion
• [31:24-35:03]: TikTok military conspiracy theory & Hayley’s rebuttal
• [35:14-39:12]: American pride, cultural trends, and social media humor
• [39:51-42:07]: Anne Hathaway’s “inshallah” moment and aftermath
• [42:50-45:38]: Blind reactions (Chipotle, goats/cows, pay it forward)
• [51:07-60:46]: Instagram Q&A; personal musings and pop culture

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Tone & Style

Hayley maintains a snarky, humorous, and assertively conservative approach throughout, blending cultural commentary, personal stories, and a touch of self-promotion (with lighthearted jokes about being a “real” conservative woman, not an AI). She delivers candid takes and sharp skepticism about digital scams, virtue signaling, and modern gender politics, while encouraging her audience to hold onto personal responsibility.

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Final Takeaways

This rollicking episode of “Scrolling with Hayley” is a wide-ranging tour through AI grifting, government scandal, and the oddities of American internet and dating culture. With spirited takes, listener engagement, and a constant drumbeat of personal accountability, Hayley cements her reputation for bold, funny, and unapologetic conservative talk.

If you enjoy culture war commentary with a brisk, witty, and combative edge, this episode delivers — and Hayley wants you to tell your friends (and support real women online, not AI MAGA bots) before you log off!

Transcript

[Haley Carania]

Happy Friday, everyone. Welcome to Scrolling with Haley. I'm Haley Carania. Did you guys see this story about an Indian med school student? He raked in thousands of dollars on social media, but he did so in a MAGA babe disguise and men fell right into his trap. Then we have to talk about this DHS employee, or I guess former employee. Now she's on leave under investigation for sugar baby tendencies. That's an interest. Interesting one. And then one TikToker is floating a conspiracy theory that red pill content is prepping American men to be drafted. I will give you my take. We've got blind reactions. I'm asking or I'm answering your questions from my Instagram story and of course from the chat. So we've got all of that coming up on the show. Put your phones on. Do not disturb. The show starts now.

[Sam]

Foreign.

[Haley Carania]

You guys saw this, right? This Indian med school student, he created a AI generated MAGA girl influencer. And based on his report that he did with Wired, he didn't even say his full name. He didn't want this story to get out and for this to ruin his chances in med school or, or anything like that. So he's anonymous. He went by the name Sam, that we'll call him Sam. So Sam, this guy spoke to Wired and detailed how he made all of this money making a fake AI hot girl, essentially. And this was a registered nurse, this AI girl, not real, named Emily Hart, who is pro Christian, pro second amendment, pro life, anti abortion, anti woke and anti immigration. This is what he said. And she was fake. Completely fake. So this guy's in med school, not making a lot of money, trying to make ends meet, and he's looking for ways to make some extra cash. And, you know, he started off the ethical way by selling his study notes and making his own social media content. And that just wasn't working. It just wasn't taking off. So then he made a generic AI hot chicken. And that wasn't really working to generate any income either. So then he took to AI and he asked Google's AI Gemini for advice. Basically, hey, I made this hot girl. Why isn't my fake hot girl going viral? And this isn't the first of its kind. There are a ton of AI influencers that are totally viral on social media. People fall for it. I don't know how. These people are so insanely perfect. I don't know how you could look like that. But I see clips all the time. Friends of mine have even shared podcast clips of fake videos of girls talking and I'm like, that's not a real person. But people are falling for this stuff. And it's not just older people, it's younger people, too. The AI technology is getting so good that people are really believing it. So he asked Google Gemini, hey, why isn't my AI hot girl going viral? And the Google Gemini said, you should try to make a maga conservative hot girl because that will be the cheat code. The AI chatbot literally said, this is a cheat code. If you were a hot, conservative girl, you will go viral and make tons of money.

[Chat Participant 1]

And I'm thinking, I'm reading this story and I'm like, wait a second. I'm not making a ton of money off of social media.

[Haley Carania]

I would love to do this.

[Chat Participant 1]

What the heck?

[Haley Carania]

I'm going to go to AI Google Gemini later. What should I write on social media today? No, no, no. My. My thoughts are my own. My views are my own. I'm just kidding. But the Google Gemini said that the conservative audience is mostly older men. They have more disposable income and they are more loyal. So he said, okay, I will make a girl. And this is how Emily Hart was born. And, you know, with all the Instagram models and Instagram baddies on social media, there's a lot of competition, right? So I think that's why his generic girl wasn't going viral, because this has been done before. Like, how many beautiful girls do you see on Instagram every day? Bajillions. So how do you stand out? And I guess putting her in a maga hat made her stand out. So this is what Emily Hart looked like. I'm. I'm talking about her in the past tense because this account's been taken down and so it says, you know, this is the story here. But he tried a liberal version of this girl and it didn't work, which I'll get to in a second. But, you know, here she is. Gorgeous blonde girl, nice boobs, maga hat. Here she is. This is also the. The video or the screen grab on the right is crazy because she's drinking

[Chat Participant 1]

a beer in an ice. Like, what even is that?

[Haley Carania]

Don't forget your maga hat. When you. And your sunglasses. When you're in an ice pit or something, it looks like she's ice fishing, but she's in the.

[Chat Participant 1]

The hole herself.

[Haley Carania]

And of course she has a glass beer. Anyway, it's. If you look at it and you don't think about it, you're like, that's cool. If you look at it and you start thinking about it. It's like, wait, what is going on here? So this girl, Emily Hart, she kind of looks like Sydney Sweeney, a little bit like blonde, you know, nice body. And it's Sydney Sweeney basically in a MAGA hat. But he created this Persona. Basically. Emily was a nurse and he put her in situations where she was doing what they called in this article stereotypical conservative activities, which I thought was funny. And those stereotypical conservative activities happen to be firing guns, ice fishing and drinking Coors Light. And again, in that photo that we just saw, you know, she's ice fishing and drinking Coors Light at the same time. Coors Light, never Bud Light, of course. So the content was going viral, gaining millions and millions of views. So this Indian guy up the ante, he started selling more pornographic photos of this fictional woman and anti woke merch. So he sold T shirts that said ptsd. Pretty tired of stupid Democrats.

[Chat Participant 1]

Which is honestly funny.

[Haley Carania]

Like I don't really buy graphic T shirts or graphic things. I don't buy things with sayings on them, but they are very popular. And he was making a ton of money about this or doing this. And he tried thinking, okay, well if Emily Hart is working, let me make a separate account, I'll make a liberal version and basically grift on both sides of the aisle. If I can make money off of the conservative one, why wouldn't I be able to make money off of a liberal one? And it just didn't work. And he said that it was because Democrats know that it's AI and Republicans fell for it. And again, maybe that is just an age discrepancy where a lot of the Democrats on social media are younger. But then again, at these no Kings protests, all I see are, are elderly people getting out there with their, their signs and stuff. So I don't, I don't really know if that's true, but he said that all in all he would spend 30 to 50 minutes per day making the content. And honestly, we've all got the same 24 hours in a day. Spending one of those hours, not even, not even a full hour. And, and making thousands of dollars is really impressive, honestly. Here's another one. We should accept illegals into our country, but they should end up being a doctor. Now apply that logic to the unborn. And again, this is a photo of this fake girl. This is like, this is what a country music song is written about. It's a girl with the MAGA hat. She's got a truck, a red solo cup. She, she's got her jeans on. She's got her cowboy boots on. There's mud everywhere. It's just so funny. It's. It seems too good to be true because it is.

[Chat Participant 2]

She's like, flat, Stanley. She's with Trump. She's overseas. She's like. It's unreal. You would have to catch on at some point, like, if you're a real follower. That's what's crazy to me.

[Haley Carania]

You know what's crazy? I'm on social media constantly. I mean, my screen time is astronomical, and I'm embarrassed to admit it. I've never seen her. I never saw Emily Hart. Did you?

[Chat Participant 2]

You're not the target audience.

[Chat Participant 1]

Oh.

[Haley Carania]

Oh.

[Chat Participant 3]

Proud to say I never discovered Emily Hart, unfortunately.

[Chat Participant 2]

Yeah, that's good news.

[Chat Participant 1]

Wink, wink.

[Haley Carania]

So anyway, he was making a few thousand dollars a month off of this, and, well, unfortunately for him, this page was taken down in February, and Facebook took a little longer to figure this out, so the Facebook page was up a little longer. But since this report in Wired on Tuesday, both of those accounts have been taken down. So my thing is, I guess these social media accounts are taking it upon themselves to get rid of AI personalities. But I don't really know. I mean. And again, you all know how I feel about. I think there are probably more cons than there are pros, but if people are falling for it, who cares, right? I mean, isn't it kind of up to the I'm. I'm a personal accountability type gal? If you're falling for AI, that's on you. And I've been. I have fallen for AI before, and I'm thinking to myself, like, you're stupid. So if there are people who are giving money to this Indian man, good for the Indian man. He found a cheat code like Google Gemini said. So I don't know. I just think that I'm not mad at it.

[Chat Participant 2]

Stop giving girls money. That's my takeaway from, like, just, you don't have to do this, fellas.

[Chat Participant 1]

Yeah, you don't have to do this. Instagram is free.

[Haley Carania]

Yeah, I. Part of me is happy for him because he found a little cheat code for a little bit. And obviously, you know, he's in med school and, you know, he made a few thousand bucks while he could. Part of me is jealous because, you know, my culture is not your costume. Here I am. I'm real, and there are people spending money on some fake girl when I'm right here. And I have those same conservative viewpoints. I post my conservative viewpoints on social media every day. So I'M just going to take this time right now to tell you all to like my content, share my content, tell a friend about my content. Anyone that you know that was duped

[Chat Participant 1]

by Emily Hart, I'm right here.

[Haley Carania]

I have a podcast where I talk

[Chat Participant 1]

about my conservative views for an hour a day.

[Haley Carania]

You know, we why give this random Indian man money and attention and likes and all these things when, when I'm right here and I'm real. And I will also say that I am. I'm on Shout Out. This is, this is a great time to plug the Shout Out. If you don't know what shout out is, it is like cameo but for conservative influencers. So I am on there and if you are looking to buy a video and from me, personalized video, it could be for someone you know's birthday or anniversary or any event really. I give advice, I give encouragement. I. It's great. So and then we get to, we get to chit chat and it's personalized. So anyway, using that as a little shameless plug. Speaking of men spending inordinate amounts of

[Chat Participant 2]

money on girls, stop spending money on girls.

[Chat Participant 1]

Stop doing it.

[Haley Carania]

This is a crazy story. And this is a DHS counterterror official who is hit with sugar baby accusations after her angry ex claims she built $40,000 out of him. So her name and this is a real girl. This is not a fake girl. This is not AI. This is a real woman. Julia Varvaro. She is a, or was a DHS employee and she was in a relationship with a business executive named Robert Bianchi. And now their relationship, which has since come to an end, is the center of investigation by the Office of the Inspector General about whether or not this relationship might have posed a national security risk.

[Chat Participant 1]

Who. Who?

[Haley Carania]

It gets drama, it gets juicy. So the New York Post asked know the Office of the Inspector General about this investigation and the office basically said we have a policy to neither confirm nor deny if there is a, an investigation going on. So if this is being investigated, we don't know. But Julia was the deputy assistant secretary for counterterrorism. Smart girl. She's got multiple degrees and she's been now placed on leave because of this romantic relationship that she was in with Robert, who apparently owns a federal defense contracting firm in Maryland. And he had been doing business with the Federal Government since 2015. He has contracts dating back to then so for over a decade now. And he just received though $67 million in federal government contracts. And even though he had been doing work with the government before A lot of these came in 2025 and 2026 when he was in a relationship with Julia. So here's a photo of the, the happy couple or once happy couple. Now they're, they're no longer, but you know, just your average age gap couple there. And they started dating in December for three months. So again, those contracts that he had received, $67 million which were in 2025 and 2026, that would line up with when they were dating. However, disclaimer, disclaimer, disclaimer. There is no evidence that he got these government contracts because he was dating her. And it again, he had been working with the government before, so it's not like he needed her to, you know, get an in. But whether or not they're investigating this or not, they won't say. But let's get into his spending on

[Chat Participant 1]

her because it's wild.

[Chat Participant 2]

40k in three months, I guess for a multimillionaire, not too insane, I guess.

[Haley Carania]

And if you just got $67 million in government contracts, you have some money to blow. That is, that is what I would consider FU money.

[Chat Participant 2]

Poor guy's heartbroken.

[Haley Carania]

So this is what he spent apparently in their three month relationship. He claims to have spent anywhere between 30 and 40 thousand dollars on her, which I thought was odd, not because it's an insane amount of money. It is 30 to 40. Like even $10,000 is a huge gap. You know, the fact that he's like, I don't know, it could be anywhere between 30,000 and 40,000.

[Chat Participant 1]

Hello.

[Haley Carania]

$10,000 is a lot of money for me and for most normal people, I

[Chat Participant 1]

wouldn't spend $10,000 on someone I was dating, so.

[Haley Carania]

But again, this is a rich person. So anyway, anywhere between 30 and 40,000. And apparently on their first date, he dropped fourteen hundred dollars. They went to get dinner and he said that he will, he complained. He complained to dhs, which is so interesting.

[Chat Participant 2]

Tattletale.

[Haley Carania]

Well, yeah, and we'll get into that in a second because obviously he's just like, he's a scorned woman essentially. But he could you imagine complaining to the Department of Homeland Security and being like, I, I, I dropped fourteen hundred dollars on this girl and she owns only kissed me after.

[Chat Participant 1]

I'd be like, shut up.

[Haley Carania]

Anyway, that's a whole lot of money to spend on one dinner. I don't even know how one spends fourteen hundred dollars on two people for dinner. If you can manage to do that, that's on you. That's your fault. You can easily say no and Also where, apparently this was like the DC offshoot of Minetta Tavern. I don't think I've ever been to Minetta Tavern, but I think that's in New York City or they have a location in New York City. I could be wrong, but I don't know. I don't go to restaurants that are this fancy. But that's a while. I mean. Well, we should discuss. You can actually spend a lot of money at dinner if you're buying a $800 bottle of wine. All right, yeah, let's get into this.

[Chat Participant 2]

Here's the issue. I was going to ask this in questions because I need the chat's help.

[Haley Carania]

Okay.

[Chat Participant 2]

Last night I went to dinner with my in laws. My father in law was looking to buy a bottle of wine for the table. He asked for a bottle. The waiter came back and said we were out. This happened three more times after the third. No. He comes back with a bottle and says, we have one of these left. It must be really popular because we only have one. I would have said, sounds great. Pour it up. My father in law said, which wine is that on the list? Can I see how much it is? $850.

[Haley Carania]

And then. So we were having a conversation before the show started. What happens if you just say, you know, because let's say that your father in law, and I'm just throwing out a number, let's say that he was. And I'll just use 100 as an example. Okay, we're going to have a $100 bottle of wine. How would the waiter say this is an alternative? You were willing to spend 100 on these four that were out, say, and then let's suggest now an $850 bottle of wine. Is that the waiter's fault? And if they had not said anything, could they have complained? We just need the chat's help on this.

[Chat Participant 2]

We really do. Because the other question is, is this. Is this out of stupidity or malice? Like, was he trying to get us on like a crazy bottle of wine?

[Haley Carania]

It seems like he didn't really. He wasn't really that knowledgeable in general. Not just about wine, but in general. Someone at the chat said, sounds like an op. Sounds like businesses do try to gouge money, but that's an upsell. I think that upselling by, you know, let's say $750 is. That's highway robbery.

[Chat Participant 1]

That's like, that's crazy.

[Chat Participant 2]

And I mean the question, like, we laughed it off and we didn't get that bottle of wine. Whatever. But like let's say I just said poured up. We all have the bottle of wine, we get the bill, $850, you go, I mean, you have to say something to the manager. But like you're, I guess you're on the line.

[Haley Carania]

I mean, you're on the hook for it because yeah, you could have.

[Chat Participant 2]

You drank it.

[Haley Carania]

Yeah. Like if you had drank it and you had said, yeah, sure, pour it, then it's on you. And I was saying to Andrew, thank goodness your father in law said, well, how much is it? Show it to me on the menu. That's very smart because I think most people would assume that the waiter wouldn't be trying to swindle you and the waiter would give you an alternative that's within the price range of the other bottles that you had requested. I also don't buy that the four

[Chat Participant 1]

bottles that your father in law wanted weren't available.

[Haley Carania]

So some. I think it's malice. I think that the waiter. Actually I think it's both. I think that the waiter was stupid and evil.

[Chat Participant 2]

It's tough. I. He was a kid. He was a little bumbling waiter. Like, it's.

[Haley Carania]

How old?

[Chat Participant 2]

I don't know, I have no gauge for these things.

[Haley Carania]

Younger.

[Chat Participant 2]

A little bit younger than me, but older than like a high school kid.

[Haley Carania]

Okay, well, old enough to know that, you know, 850 is not the same as 75.

[Chat Participant 2]

Kudos to my father in law because he was real smooth about it, very polite. And just from ruining a whole dinner,

[Haley Carania]

everyone in the chat is saying, buyer beware. Someone said, why wouldn't the waiter say, oh, by the way, this one is 850? Also like, how stupid you, you. This is why he didn't say that. Because saying that out loud is insane. Like, he knew it was wrong.

[Chat Participant 2]

He presented it as a very close alternative to the lovely like run of the mill cab we were trying to get.

[Haley Carania]

That's crazy. What was it? Do you, do you know what wine it was? The 850.

[Chat Participant 2]

I'm going to be honest, I was kind of checked out. I was like, kind of like watching it from afar. And then when he said it, I like clicked.

[Haley Carania]

I'd be interested to see how much that bottle of wine actually costs and how much they were upselling it to begin with, aside from the upsell that he was trying to give. Like, I wonder how much. Because obviously you buy a bottle of wine at a restaurant and it's way more expensive than it actually is.

[Chat Participant 2]

And we're in South Florida. Like, you know, most restaurants have luxury brand liquors and wines on the menu down here. So like the fact that they had. It wasn't even like crazy. It was just the idea of like this is comparable. Off the rails.

[Haley Carania]

Totally off the rails. I think he's stupid and evil and, and that's my final answer.

[Chat Participant 2]

And to segue back into, back into this. I guess if you have DHS contracts, you're just having the best wine known to man.

[Haley Carania]

I guess, I mean, if you can afford. Well, okay, so let's say they, they probably got steaks at this fourteen hundred dollar dinner. They probably got the nicest bottle of wine. I mean, I guess it's possible. It's kind of beyond the realm of possibility for me. I can't even really fathom a dinner costing that much for two people.

[Chat Participant 1]

It's insane.

[Haley Carania]

Like if me and my friends went out to dinner and there was 10

[Chat Participant 1]

of us, it would be like $2,000.

[Haley Carania]

You know what I mean? But I can't fathom, you know. Yeah, it's just, it's a crazy amount of money.

[Chat Participant 3]

So anyway, the only way those tabs get rolled up is drinks of drinks.

[Haley Carania]

Yeah, so that makes sense, I guess. But anyway, he was complaining. This guy Robert was complaining. In this DHS complaint, everywhere we went, she would always order the most expensive things on the menu, like the Wagyu premiere cut of Japanese beef. Again, you're complaining that she's ordering the nicest things on the menu. Take her to Taco Bell and then you won't have to worry about this.

[Chat Participant 3]

But whatever, whatever nicest cut of ever beef is also like at absolute most $180 maybe. So you still got a long way to go, right to 14 or whatever.

[Haley Carania]

Right. So again, if you. There are women out there that have very, very expensive tastes and are very demanding, if that bothers you, which I don't blame it bothering men, that would bother me. I'm not like that. But if, if this kind of woman bothers you, why are you still going out with her? Why are you agreeing to take her out to dinner? You went out to dinner and the first date was fourteen hundred dollars. She, she's probably thinking, okay, this is exactly what I can demand. Now we are on. And we are on another financial level. So then they went on a trip to Aruba and according to him, she said, we got there and this is, this is hilarious. Like honestly, she should teach a fricking masterclass on how to swindle men. She's like the Tinder swindler, but it's the roles her reversed. She said, let's go to Cartier. And I think you should buy me jewelry as a memento for the trip. I remember I went on a trip with my ex and we got like little luggage tags from the, from the shop.

[Chat Participant 1]

Like, could you imagine if I was like, you should buy me a thousand dollar bracelet.

[Chat Participant 2]

Just a little something to remember the trip by.

[Chat Participant 1]

I gotta love her. It's crazy.

[Chat Participant 2]

How about a Starbucks mug?

[Haley Carania]

It's crazy.

[Chat Participant 1]

But the thing is, she's demanding this crazy stuff and he's doing it, so

[Chat Participant 2]

three months of it.

[Chat Participant 1]

Yeah.

[Haley Carania]

So anyway, then she complained they got to Aruba. She said, why aren't we staying at the Ritz Carlton? I don't know where they were staying before, but apparently it wasn't up to her standards. So then he ended up kind of caving and moving their hotel to the Ritz Carlton. And he claims that this sent him back seventeen hundred dollars per night on top of what he was already paying. So again, is no, not in this guy's vocabulary? I mean, can't you just say if your girlfriend's complaining about the accommodations, I'm sure they weren't staying anywhere. It's not like they were staying at a motel. I would just say, all right, well, maybe next time we'll save up and do something nicer. But this is fine. I mean, I just, I would, I would say no. I would say no and say like, what are you doing?

[Chat Participant 3]

Or at least not get the super ultra honeymoon relax room at the Ritz. Like maybe settle with the, the queen bed.

[Haley Carania]

I don't know. She has very high standards. So then anyway, after this Aruba trip, he ended up taking her to Italy and Switzerland. So again, I don't feel bad for this guy because if you went, if you're dating a girl, you go to Aruba, you're already annoyed that she asked you for a Cartier bracelet or jewelry or whatever he ended up getting. And then you were annoyed that she made you spend 17. Made you spend $1700 per night again to move the hotel with. Why would you take this girl on another trip? You would say, this girl is out of my budget. And you know, wish you all the best, but like, see ya. I think he didn't want to admit that she was out of budget for him.

[Chat Participant 2]

I don't think she was out of budget. I think that he was in love until she called it off and he was like, you know what?

[Haley Carania]

You know what? I'm going to go get her job involved and make this her problem. Yeah, so Anyway, he took her after the Aruba trip, took her to Italy and Switzerland, bought her clothes and ski jackets, ski. Ski gear, bags, like a Bottega bag. Again, all of these items are $1,000 plus. So I don't really. This is very embarrassing to complain to her employer about all of these things. Again, because this is his fault. He is swiping his credit card for all of this stuff. It's not like she took his credit card and did all this stuff behind his back. So then, because he essentially does whatever she says, she asked him to cover her rent during the government shutdown and also asked for a credit card in her name. She also asked for $1,000 pair of sandals. And then she also asked for this cellulite remover treatment that she wanted to get on her arms. And for the first time ever, this guy found a backbone and said no to all of this. At this point, he said, all right, finally, I'm not paying for all this stuff. But here's the thing. He. He created a monster. Because if you're buying her a $1,000 Bottega bag and $1,000 or whatever, Cartier jewelry, piece of jewelry and ski gear and all this stuff, then why wouldn't you be able to give her $2,000 for rent? That. That I would be like, exactly. And this is the meme that I wanted to show, because this is the. This is Robert Bianchi right here. This is. He's in shackles that he can clearly get out of with no problem.

[Chat Participant 1]

He's like, my girlfriend is making me spend thousands of dollars on her help. Help me, help me. I can't stop spending my credit. I can't stop swiping my credit card.

[Haley Carania]

Anyway. So as bratty is and entitled as this woman is, I don't feel bad for her boyfriend at all. He signed up for this, then their relationship ended, and now I'm actually on her side because this is when her now scorned ex filed a complaint with DHS to look into his ex girlfriend's contact conduct. And he wanted DHS to look into the fact that she was being. She was on a sugar daddy website. She was smoking weed, which last time I checked, and I don't support sugar daddy websites and I don't support smoking weed, but that's not illegal. So, like, what is DHS going to do? Fire her?

[Chat Participant 1]

Because I don't know.

[Haley Carania]

I don't really know what he was trying to do. There. There is nothing wrong that she's doing. It's not illegal to be on A sugar daddy website. It's not illegal to smoke weed. And I think this guy was mad because they met on hinge. He probably didn't know that she was on a dating website for sugar babies and sugar daddies. And, you know, based on this spending, he was treating her like a sugar baby. And again, I don't think there was a gun to his head. So apparently in this complaint to dhs, Robert says that he didn't want to be in this kind of sugar daddy slash prostitution type relationship. And again, why are you complaining to a government institution about this? Why are you complaining to her employer about this? It takes two to tango. There's two people in a relationship. You are in that relationship. So I don't know if he was arguing that maybe he felt compelled to stay with her for some reason, but I don't know what. And again, if he was benefiting from the government contracts, like, let's just say there's no proof that he got government contracts because of her. But if he did, why would he admit that to her? Her? Like, none of this makes any sense.

[Chat Participant 2]

Feels like you just call it just.

[Haley Carania]

Yeah, just, you know, cut your losses. You spent 40 grand on this girl. That's your fault. That's your bad. And the Daily Mail did an article on this, and they interviewed Julia and they asked her about this whole thing, and she said this quote, this is just a mad ex boyfriend putting crap together. And it's just really weird. If we made a story about every failed short relationship in D.C. this town would implode. I thought it was a great relationship until we just didn't work and that was it. And I'm on her side. As bratty as she is, I'm on her side. She knew exactly what she wanted, she got it. And now he's mad that it didn't work out, it didn't pan out. His investment wasn't a good one. And it sounds like, you know, she found herself a man to provide for her, and then, you know, she probably called it quits. And this is why. Um, it didn't work out. He's just. Again, he's the scorned woman. Everyone in the. Everyone in the chat, I'm on her side. His fault. Suck it up, grandpa. You could buy a home for that. Exactly. So we're all in agreement here. Taking a quick break to tell you about how important my morning coffee is. So let me tell you about blackout coffee. Blackout coffee is a premium American coffee company known for bold flavor, high quality beans, and roasting fresh. Right here in the us every order ships straight to your door, so you always have an amazing cup whenever you need it. And what I love is how smooth and rich it tastes without any bitterness. With that perfect balance of flavor and energy getting me through busy mornings and long days, you could try their subscribe and Save programs. You can always have a fresh cup of coffee on hand, switch flavors anytime, pause, cancel whenever you want. Plus get discounted pricing, free shipping and reward points on every order. It is simple, flexible, and saves you money. They offer dark roasts, flavored coffees. Seriously, almost every flavor you can think of. Espresso blends. They've got cold brew cans. They've got something for every coffee lover. So now is the time to try Blackout coffee. Go to blackoutcoffee.com scroll to get 20% off your first order. Once you try it, you won't want to go back. And with that, let's get into scrolling. When it comes to conspiracy theories, conservatives are usually right on the money. This girl, though, I don't know what she's on, but she's not onto something. Listen to this. What's a conspiracy theory that you a thousand percent believe?

[TikToker Woman]

The reason why red pill content targeted at men has such a heavy emphasis on being a gym bro and working out is because these men are being grateful groomed for a future of military service. And the reason this content has such a heavy emphasis on hating women and blaming them for all of their problems is because the best way to escape the red pill pipeline is to get laid and have female validation. Keeping these men angry at women is going to prevent them from leaving that kind of content. A man who is confident and secure in himself and has meaningful relationships with both women and men and has something to live for is far less likely to be willing to sacrifice his life for another meaningless war. But a man who's angry and frustrated and not getting laid and has to prove his masculinity and prefers the company of men because he doesn't trust women and is working out all the time. Perfect Soldier

[Chat Participant 2]

USA like what?

[Haley Carania]

Also, she just basically admitted that liberal men are selfish and not strong in yourself.

[Chat Participant 3]

You would be fat slob.

[Haley Carania]

Yeah, and it's I opened up the comment section on that one and you'd be shocked. It just got on that liberal side of TikTok and all these women are saying oh this. I'm going to use this for my thesis.

[Chat Participant 1]

People thought that she had she was

[Chat Participant 3]

onto something, her ex asked her to

[Haley Carania]

step on a scale and I I totally disagree. Red pill content happens to coincide with fitness and wellness content because these are people who care about taking care of their bodies and they also understand the concept of accountability. I also don't buy the fact that men enlist in the military because they

[Chat Participant 1]

hate women so much.

[Haley Carania]

Most men that I know in the military have wives, they have families and they love them so much. And they also love their country so much that their families live in that they would sacrifice anything so that their families can experience the freedom that we are so lucky to have in the greatest country in the world. And by the way, men used to go to war and write letters to women, carry photos in the trenches, paint hot girls on their aircrafts for morale. If anything, men go to war because they have something to fight for, not because they have nothing to live for. That is not true war. Exactly. I'd like you have something to fight for. Correct. And she's arguing that this is just like a bunch of incels on the front lines. And I'm not sure if red pill manosphere content is really producing the frontline soldiers that we need or that she thinks it is. I think they're producing little bitches like this. This is one of clavicular friends. Watch this.

[Blind Reaction Participant]

So the thing people don't know about

[Chat Participant 2]

crymaxing is like you actually have salt in your tears. So what I do is I take

[Haley Carania]

the tears and I put it in my hair and it's almost like sea salt spray. It's not fucking funny stuff.

[Chat Participant 1]

Justin said, I'm going to hit him.

[Haley Carania]

If we have look smackers like that on the front lines, our kids are going to be speaking Chinese.

[Chat Participant 1]

Okay? It's. It's not going to be very good.

[Haley Carania]

So I think that the men who sign up to lay their lives down on the line for us, of course for women and for their families, but the country as a whole, we owe them everything, everything, everything. So thank you to those people and to this woman. Get off the Internet.

[Chat Participant 1]

Like seriously, get off the Internet.

[Haley Carania]

Touch grass. But here is a woman who has lived in the United States, she's from Britain. And I'm just going to throw this out to the chat. You guess what state she lives in? Watch.

[Sam]

So I literally just came to a restaurant and I told the server, I love America, it's amazing here. And she just said to me, are you being sarcastic? And I'm like, why? Why is it like that? Why is it like that here? Why do people think you're crazy for loving it? Yeah, it's weird. I mean, I feel like it's such an Amazing country.

[Haley Carania]

And you people love giving bad news.

[Blind Reaction Participant]

Yeah, people love telling you the bad news. So yeah,

[Sam]

amazing country.

[Haley Carania]

Okay, so if you couldn't hear her, I guess the video was a little mumbled there. But this is a British woman living in the United States. Now she was talking to a waiter. The waiter or the woman said, you know, this is such an amazing country, we're so lucky to live here. And the waiter was like scoffing at her. Oh, well, I don't think that. And she's asking, you know, why is it that people who live in America can't see how amazing it is? And I asked this question to the chat, where do you think she is? People said, Minnesota, California, Florida, California, Washington, New York, California, Virginia. It is California. She was visiting California and she said, you know, this country's so great. And of course the waiter living in California wasn't as. Didn't have their eyes opened. I would say they didn't have their eyes open to how lucky and blessed they are to live here. And people in the comment section were saying, now ask them, are you conservative or liberal? That will answer your question. Someone else said, because people don't know how good we have it. Someone else said, you're probably in a northern state or California. Most of us love America and Trump, what state? And she said, california depends on who you are and who you talk to. Most of us love America and love Trump. Someone said, been in Nashville for a week now and I'm already in love with this country already. I love America. It's amazing country and I'm so proud to be here. Most of us deeply love this country. American here. I love America. Proud to be American. And then someone said, come to Florida. We are proud of our paradise. And that's true. I've never been to California. I've heard great things aside from, you know, the Democrat policies and all that. But you know, speaking of a vacation destination, the weather's really good. I mean the beaches, right? World class beaches. But Florida, I mean, you have nice beaches, you have all these things and then people don't hate their lives. So it's like, come on, come on now. So we would absolutely welcome this woman to, to Florida. I think she would really love it. So I hope she does come to visit. But speaking of liberal hell holes, this, this group of tiktokers, they went on a pilgrimage to Momdanistan. They said, watch, made the pilgrims in. They're walking over the Brooklyn Bridge. Greetings from call Arado. I can't even pronounce that, but It's Q, O, L, apostrophe, A, R, R, A, D, O, H. Basically everyone in this comment section is spelling all of our American, all of our states and cities, the way that, I don't know, they would in Islam. Sending blessings your way from Mashallah.

[Chat Participant 1]

Choose greetings from New Jerusalem.

[Haley Carania]

Best wishes from.

[Chat Participant 1]

I can't even read this stuff. It's so hard. Best wishes from walla Wala Shington, D.C. blessings from Sal Lake City. Blessings from our Karansal.

[Haley Carania]

But I just thought that this is funny. Someone said grassy greetings from Tennesseed, which is a good one. Something from Okullahoma. And someone said, I'm crying. Everybody is so creative. I just thought that that was funny. But speaking of this invasion of Muslim countries, Anne Hathaway, actress Anne Hathaway, she was in what the Devil Wears Prada. There's. She's doing a whole tour now because they're doing a reboot of the Devil Wears Prada. And she was on a red carpet and she was doing all these press junkets, and she said inshallah in one of her interviews. Watch this. How do you embrace aging?

[Anne Hathaway]

You have to be more serious about how you take care of yourself, but other than that, it's just the same stuff, right? I mean, you're still you and life's still life, and music's still good and dancing still fun. When you're in your 40s, you have had the opportunity to see how certain decisions bore fruit over time. And so you can kind of assess if you want to continue making those decisions or if you want to make new ones. I think that one of the things that I love about being in my 40s is I just. I don't get so swept up in things anymore. Like, you know, I used to really not understand that phrase. Take it with a grain of salt. I used to. There was no salt. Every high was so high. Every low was so low. It was very dramatic. And now I just, like, I really value the chill.

[Haley Carania]

Yeah.

[Anne Hathaway]

I just feel like you can either fear aging or you can fear dying young. I just really want to hopefully live for and enjoy a life. I want to have a long, healthy life, inshallah. I hope so. Feel like by default, I can't fear aging. I've kind of.

[Haley Carania]

So I. So I don't know if Anne Hathaway is Muslim now or what, but everyone in the comment section was a little shocked when she said, inshallah. Inshallah took me out. I wonder how Inshallah came into her vocab. I'm so curious. Inshallah, Sister Anne. Inshallah, we age gracefully. Inshallah. I know that's right, Princess Mia. So some people were okay with it. And I think, inshallah, my princess of Genovia. I think normally you would think that. And an inshallah is like, God willing. And normally you think on the left. They don't like cultural appropriation. If you're white, you can't do anything. So I wonder why these people are so welcoming of Anne Hathaway, saying inshallah if. If she is not Muslim herself. I don't know, and I don't know where she stands. But after this, after saying inshallah in this interview, she was gifted a Quran on the red carpet.

[Chat Participant 1]

Watch.

[Haley Carania]

And I was anyway thinking to give you that, and then I saw that. I said, you know what?

[Chat Participant 3]

Give it to her.

[Chat Participant 1]

You.

[Haley Carania]

I. I wonder if she thought saying inshallah would. Would snowball into what it has. Because now she's being gifted Qurans on the red carpet. And of course, in the moment, you have to say, well, this is wonderful. Thank you so much. I mean, it's a gift, right? But I wonder if she knew what would come of this. Now, of course, she's got to just roll with the bunches and roll along with it. People in the chat said she's an idiot. Yeah, I don't know. I think she. Virtue signaled a little too close to the sun. And now she's. Now she's probably gonna read the Quran. I don't know. Let's get into the blind reactions. Let's do that. So I haven't seen these videos before, and I don't even have any explanation for the video. So these are. These are just blind.

[Chat Participant 2]

I'll tee you up. I got you, fam.

[Haley Carania]

You tee me up.

[Chat Participant 2]

All right, this next video is a top tier order at Chipotle.

[Haley Carania]

Top tier order. Any rice or beans?

[Blind Reaction Participant]

No rice. Let me get that wet stuff. Let me get some beans. But try not to get any beans. Try to get more of the bean water. That's too much bean. I need. I just need the bean water. Yeah, a little more. A little more, huh? Yeah, same with this one. Just some bean water.

[Haley Carania]

Who wants bean water?

[Blind Reaction Participant]

Yeah, let me just get some queso. Let me get that red sauce.

[Chat Participant 1]

He's thinking, what the heck?

[Haley Carania]

There's a first break.

[Blind Reaction Participant]

What's wrong? Why are you looking at my burrito like that?

[Chat Participant 3]

Okay.

[Blind Reaction Participant]

Yeah, let me get some of this right now.

[Chat Participant 1]

Nah.

[Blind Reaction Participant]

Hell no. All right, let me get some sour cream.

[Haley Carania]

He's like, how am I going to fold this?

[Blind Reaction Participant]

Let me get a full scoop of it.

[Chat Participant 3]

Why you.

[Blind Reaction Participant]

Why are you smacking it down?

[Haley Carania]

Yeah, perfect. All right, if I get another tortilla, because this just isn't possible.

[Blind Reaction Participant]

Nah, too much carbs. You just roll it with that one. Oh, yeah.

[Chat Participant 3]

Yep.

[Blind Reaction Participant]

Just like that.

[Chat Participant 3]

Yup, yup, yup.

[Haley Carania]

I never thought about how you kind of need the other half of the burrito. Perfect.

[Chat Participant 1]

I never thought about this.

[Haley Carania]

I've never thought. I didn't know that this was an option.

[Chat Participant 2]

Bro is a menace.

[Haley Carania]

Yeah, I get this is the kind of thing now on social media, people are like, I don't use my free will like I should. You know, and they just do stupid stuff now. Like, just because you can doesn't mean you should. But I never really thought about how you need the rice, you need the meat, you.

[Chat Participant 1]

You need something for the tortilla to grip on do or else it's not going to be. You're not going to have a burrito.

[Haley Carania]

I never thought about that. What is. What is a bur. Like, the definition of a burrito? I'm going to look it up now.

[Chat Participant 2]

I got excited cuz where I grew up, there's a place called Mojo Burrito. And my favorite thing there was called the wet burrito. It was like a burrito and then they would deep fry it and then put queso all over it.

[Haley Carania]

Okay.

[Chat Participant 2]

And so.

[Haley Carania]

So that was the wet version.

[Chat Participant 2]

Yeah. So I was like, oh, man, is he cracking the code to recreate this childhood dream?

[Haley Carania]

Ah, but no, he was just being.

[Chat Participant 2]

No, he was just being a jerk.

[Haley Carania]

A burrito is a Mexican American dish consisting of a flour tortilla wrapped around a savory filling. Typically meat, beans, rice, cheese, and salsa. Literally translating to little donkey in Spanish. I didn't know that. So it's typically meat, beans, rice, cheese, and salsa. But it doesn't have to be.

[Chat Participant 2]

There you go.

[Haley Carania]

This is like the. The whole debate about whether a hot dog is a sandwich or not. Like, is a hot dog a sandwich? You know, is a. Is a wet burrito still a burrito or is it a go gurt or that?

[Chat Participant 1]

That's disgusting.

[Chat Participant 2]

All right, this next video, this is like top tier parenting.

[Haley Carania]

Okay. Get out, Baba. So this is a goat pinning a baby against a fence.

[Chat Participant 1]

All right, get up.

[Haley Carania]

Take off. Oh, the goat is just like bullying this kid now. Oh, this is. We need the spongebob meme back where it's like, you can easily get up The. The goat is not. Is not attacking you too. Much. But yeah, I think this is good parenting. Hey, you can get up, you can get out of the way. You're okay.

[Chat Participant 2]

Goats are super mean. That's a cow.

[Haley Carania]

Oh, is it?

[Chat Participant 2]

I go, would like destroy that kid. It would, yeah. Goats are super.

[Haley Carania]

Everyone in the chat, it's a calf. It's a calf. It's not a goat. I can't see. Relax. Okay.

[Chat Participant 2]

So I just appreciated that she was like, you, you got it. You can get up. You're golden.

[Haley Carania]

Yeah. Oh, yeah. I. I do appreciate that. I think that's good.

[Chat Participant 2]

All right. Have you ever been to a restaurant, had somebody pay for your meal in front of you?

[Haley Carania]

You mean like a pay it forward type situation?

[Chat Participant 2]

Pay it forward situation? Correct.

[Haley Carania]

I don't think so.

[Chat Participant 2]

Have you ever started one?

[Haley Carania]

You know, I thought about it. I thought, I thought about it the last time I went to a drive thru coffee chain and I was thinking to myself, if there's someone behind me, I'll do it. But I was like, if there isn't someone behind me, can they still do it? I guess they just pay for the next person that ends up coming by.

[Chat Participant 2]

I have no idea on the list.

[Haley Carania]

I don't know how it works.

[Chat Participant 2]

How do you really. I haven't done it.

[Haley Carania]

Wait, actually though, how do they do that? They just keep your card on file.

[Chat Participant 2]

They just swipe it twice.

[Haley Carania]

Okay.

[Chat Participant 3]

No, usually it's on a drive through situation where they, they have the order behind you. Like somebody's already ordered.

[Haley Carania]

That's what I thought. And that's what I thought. There's. If there's someone behind me, let me do it. I was thinking about that the other day and there was no one behind me. So I was like, oh, well, that's kind of weird. And then I didn't want to ask. And then have them be like, no one's behind you.

[Chat Participant 1]

So I was like, I don't really know.

[Haley Carania]

But the next time that I am in a drive thru and there is someone behind me, I will. Because I, I love hearing those stories about those pay it forwards and it's like for days, you know, well, here's

[Chat Participant 2]

a, here's a nice blind react for you.

[Chat Participant 3]

Can I pay for the person behind me too?

[Haley Carania]

How much is it?

[Chat Participant 3]

Ah, never mind.

[Chat Participant 1]

Come on.

[Chat Participant 3]

Thank you. Can I pay for the car behind me?

[Chat Participant 2]

Yeah.

[Haley Carania]

How much is it?

[Chat Participant 3]

Right. Oh, never mind.

[Chat Participant 1]

Her reaction.

[Chat Participant 2]

No, I'm just playing.

[Haley Carania]

You're fine.

[Chat Participant 3]

Thank you.

[Haley Carania]

Do you own this place yet?

[Chat Participant 1]

It feels like you should.

[Chat Participant 2]

Thank you.

[Chat Participant 3]

I appreciate you, brother. Hey, I paid for the Car behind me.

[Haley Carania]

Yeah, but I'm just gonna take their food, though. Can I pay for the car behind me?

[Chat Participant 2]

The car behind you would be 638.

[Chat Participant 3]

Ah, never mind. I'm just. Can I pay for the car behind me?

[Haley Carania]

Judgment.

[TikToker Woman]

Are you sure?

[Chat Participant 1]

Yeah, yeah.

[Haley Carania]

You can just put their order, like, on my order.

[Chat Participant 1]

Are you sure?

[Chat Participant 3]

Are you sure?

[Chat Participant 1]

Yeah.

[Chat Participant 3]

Okay.

[Chat Participant 1]

2178.

[Chat Participant 3]

2178. Ah, never mind.

[Chat Participant 1]

No,

[Haley Carania]

I'm just kidding.

[Chat Participant 1]

That is very funny. That's funny.

[Haley Carania]

That's the thing, too. It's like, can I pay for the person behind me? But how much is their order?

[Chat Participant 1]

You know, what if it's like, a hundred dollars?

[Haley Carania]

What if. What if it's a. What if the person behind you at McDonald's ordered 47 hamburgers and 55 burgers.

[Chat Participant 2]

55 fries. 55.

[Chat Participant 3]

The person behind you is Donald Trump Catering. The super.

[Chat Participant 1]

Right, exactly.

[Haley Carania]

It's the White House staffer that's, like,

[Chat Participant 1]

tasked with getting all of the hamburgers for everyone. Shoot. Never mind.

[Haley Carania]

Actually, I think if that happened, then

[Chat Participant 1]

the President would have maybe done something,

[Chat Participant 2]

I don't know, flex on somebody at the coffee shop, you know?

[Haley Carania]

Yeah, no, I do want to do that. All right, we have got a few more minutes left, so I'm going. Oh, wait, do you have another blind reaction or.

[Chat Participant 3]

No, that's.

[Chat Participant 2]

That's all I got. Good work.

[Haley Carania]

Nice. I like those. These are the questions from my Instagram story. If you have any of them for me in the chat, please drop them and I will answer your.

[Chat Participant 3]

The guy behind you.

[Chat Participant 1]

The guy behind you at McDonald's. And he's like. And I got this all for free, courtesy of the

[Chat Participant 2]

saving everyone money on

[Chat Participant 3]

a single taxpayer dime.

[Chat Participant 1]

That's so funny. They're like, Mr. President, how did you manage to do that? I just swim.

[Haley Carania]

Didn't pay it forward.

[Chat Participant 2]

I took it.

[Chat Participant 3]

Yes, I'll pay for the guy behind me. That'll be 6.

[Blind Reaction Participant]

38.

[Haley Carania]

You, Mr. President.

[Chat Participant 1]

That's so funny. Now I'm rethinking my act of service, my kindness. Act of kindness.

[Chat Participant 3]

All right.

[Haley Carania]

Someone asked me, do you have siblings? And no, I do not. No siblings. But I will say, my favorite compliment is when someone says, I would have never guessed that you were an only child. That's a nice compliment. Someone else said, would you like to be a politician or a cabinet member at some point in your career? And no comes to mind very quickly. Immediately. No. I guess never say never. But not, no, I don't want to be a politician. I don't want to be A politician. But then again, I didn't know that I was going to be doing this either. So I guess you just never know. I mean, life is going to take me where it takes me.

[Chat Participant 2]

So it might take you to Aruba and a Cartier bracelet to remember the trip.

[Chat Participant 1]

I would love that. I would absolutely love that.

[Haley Carania]

That is the lifestyle that I think I would want more so than being a cabinet member or a politician. So, yeah, I. Now I don't. I don't really see myself running for, for office. I don't like that. But yeah, then I was thinking too, like, maybe White House press secretary, But I hate liberals and I hate fighting with people. So as much as I love, you know, calling out dumb liberals, I don't know if I'd be very good at that. Someone said, how do you deal with all the hate comments? Ignore. Most of the time, if I even see that someone wrote something mean about me, I don't even finish it. Like, if I could just tell if I'm bad vibes from the message. I just, I start reading it and then I stop and then I just X out. So I do that most of the time. Sometimes I read it, it gets me angry. And then I think to myself, this person took time out of their day to say something mean to me. They're a loser. And then I just scroll away and I. I don't do anything. I don't really get into. I don't get into beef. I don't get into fights with people. I don't like it. Okay. I'm a lover, not a fighter. I don't, I don't really deal with, with mean people. So someone asked me, would I get a second cat to make Birdie less lonely? And, you know, I spend so much time with Birdie that I don't think that she's lonely, per se. But I don't think I would get a second cat. Only because I think being single in your 30s and having two cats is a different vibe than one cat. And I, I don't think that that's. That's like negative aura, I think. So I don't think I could do that. Someone asked me, hash browns or home fries with eggs and hash browns. Wait, home. Which one is it? Hash browns are the ones that are shaved and. Hash browns.

[Chat Participant 2]

Hash browns are the shaved ones?

[Haley Carania]

Yes, hash browns are.

[Chat Participant 2]

The home fries are like the potatoes.

[Haley Carania]

Yeah, I like the potato ones. Hash browns. Wait, no. Home fries.

[Chat Participant 2]

Have you been to Waffle House?

[Haley Carania]

Yeah, I don't like Waffle House.

[Chat Participant 2]

Waffle House Hash browns.

[Haley Carania]

I've only been once, but I didn't really. I don't really. I didn't really get the hype. Is that a hot take? Everyone was mad at me for my hot take yesterday.

[Chat Participant 2]

You're from. You're from New York, right?

[Haley Carania]

Yes.

[Chat Participant 2]

It's a Southern thing. Like, I have fond memories of going to Waffle House at 2 in the morning, watching fights and degens. And Waffle House is a very Southern.

[Haley Carania]

Yes. I have seen Waffle House fights and brawls on social media, and I do enjoy that more so than I enjoy the food itself.

[Chat Participant 2]

That's basically.

[Haley Carania]

I was shocked that the waffles are so thin. When I think of waffles, I think of nice, thick, fluffy waffles. And theirs are like little discs. They're like cardboard discs. Very sugary. Wouldn't you agree?

[Chat Participant 2]

I mean, that sugary for a waffle is relative.

[Haley Carania]

Yeah, I guess. Anyway. So what did I say? Hashbr. No. Home fries. Home fries is the answer. I don't even know the difference. What.

[Chat Participant 2]

We're putting up a pick.

[Haley Carania]

Okay. I mean, I like them both. You can't really go wrong with potatoes. But I think I'm doing home fries. Anyway, someone said, do you think that Sabrina Carpenter is secretly conservative? And this stems from Michael Knowles. Michael Knowles had a hot take. I don't know what show he was on, but he was doing a round table. It looked like Emily Austin was on the round table and Ben Shapiro was on it. And Michael Knowles said that he thinks that Sabrina Carpenter, liberal pop star, is secretly conservative. I think that there are a lot of people in Hollywood that are secretly conservative, but I actually don't think it's the ones that are really loud and proud about the abortion stuff. I think there are people secretly conservative in Hollywood that just. They're the ones that keep to themselves. They're the ones that don't say that they're outright maga, but they also don't say that they're outright Kamala either. I think that the closet conservatives in Hollywood are just. They fly under the radar a little bit more. And Sabrina Carpenter doesn't fall into that category for me. So I don't. I don't think that Michael Knowles is onto something here. I just don't.

[Chat Participant 3]

Not that I blanket agree with Michael Knowles, but it's probably more along the lines of that they never even had the chance to become conservative, but if they did, they would have. Right. So it's not like they're not like oh, MAGA inside, but liberal outwardly. They're but their values are set up in a way that they would be conservative if their entire surroundings didn't completely demonize it.

[Haley Carania]

Yeah, well, that's absolutely it because I think a lot of them just live in fear of cancel culture because they make money when they're in the good graces of these libtards and a good

[Chat Participant 3]

half of them completely came up in it like they know nothing else.

[Haley Carania]

Right. I, I totally, I totally get that. And sometimes it makes you wonder like all these rich people, like don't you want lower taxes? Don't you want these things? And I, I think there are probably a lot of rich people in Hollywood that go into the polls, they vote conservative and then they say whatever they say on social media and they're just total two faced fake people.

[Chat Participant 3]

That or paying the taxes is somehow

[Haley Carania]

they're worth it to people.

[Chat Participant 3]

No. Worth it in order to make money on Democrat policies that.

[Haley Carania]

Yeah.

[Chat Participant 3]

Actually fund the rich.

[Haley Carania]

Yeah, that too. Someone asked me what my squat PR is and I have not tried to hit a PR in the gym in years. I think the last time that I, I took a weightlifting class when I was in New York and I think the most I got to is 155

[Sam]

and

[Haley Carania]

I have not tried to hit a PR since then. It was my goal to hit 200 but I just, I haven't been trying to lift that heavy in a very long time and I feel like I'm in the best shape of my life now doing less weight. Like not. I don't lift light weights, but I'm not trying to go crazy either. And I feel like I'm in better shape now that I was then. So I don't know. Favorite hobby? Favorite hobby? Well, I, I feel like scrolling used to be a hobby and now it's a job so I can't go scrolling. I like golf, of course. Listening to podcasts, reading. I read mysteries and thrillers mostly. Hanging out with friends, baking. I like. What are my other hobbies?

[Chat Participant 2]

Not to put you on the spot, but what was the last really good book you read?

[Haley Carania]

I'm reading Pretty Girls right now, which is really good. It's. It's a murder mystery. All the books that I read are like that for the most part. What I was reading the. The Housemaid series, actually the books and people say that the books are poorly written. I like them. I think people just know now how Frida McFadden writes, so they think that it's sort of cheap, I guess. But she writes really good thrillers and there's always a good twist at the end. And I like that. Like, I'm not really, I'm reading to kind of escape and be entertained. I'm not trying to be, you know, I'm not trying to like, stimulate my brain really, because I'm, I feel like when I'm reading throughout the week, it's always this heavy stuff. So I try to just sort of escape later. But yeah, I really like the Housemaid series. It's entertaining. And then I watched Sydney Sweeney, of course, supported her in the movie theater and watched, you know me, I don't watch movies very often, but I had to support my girl Cindy Sweeney. So, yeah. Anyway, I'll save some of these questions for, for next week. Which one? Oh, have you ever played around with Kai Trump? No, I have not, but I would love to. And someone said bake a Shrek. You know, I regret saying that I would do that on the show. And if you are tuning in now and you don't know what we're talking about, you know, in the blind reaction segment, Andy gave a video. Or was it you, Justin? The video of the Shrek. It was Justin. So Justin showed a video of someone baking a Shrek cookie and it was just like a mold. Well, actually, no, I think it was meatloaf, the first one, wasn't it? Meatloaf? We, we had, we had a thing going there with the blind reactions where it was a lot of meat inspired blind reaction videos and someone baked a meatloaf in the shape of Shrek. And I just said that it was totally disgusting and I kind of lost it. Like, I, I. What? I wasn't expecting it. And then that same person, probably same creator, made a shrugie, a Shrek cookie and they molded the cookie dough into the shape of a Shrek. And I said on the show that I should, I should attempt to make one. And I never did. So I'm just thinking now how expensive it would be to buy the cookie dough. And you need enough cookie dough to make a Shrek. I mean, he was a good size

[Chat Participant 2]

too, ladies and gentlemen.

[Haley Carania]

We'll.

[Chat Participant 2]

We'll go do some research and see what we can do. There's a lot of experiences we have promised you and we're going to do

[Haley Carania]

our best empty promises on this show, that's for sure. We're going to go here, we're going to go there, we're going to do

[Chat Participant 1]

this, we're going to do that, and

[Haley Carania]

we just never get around to it. But anyway, it's, it's fun to dream so thank you for scrolling along with me. Make sure that you are subscribed to the Bungee Report channel if you haven't already. Rumble.com/hayley. Make sure that you leave a nice review, a comment 5 stars, and that you tell a friend. If you're still watching, share this link right now you have the link. Just share it to a friend and say, I had so much fun today. I want you. I'm. I'm sharing this show with you. I think that you would like it. So please do that for me and support Blackout and all of our great sponsors. And again, you could follow me on social media at Haley Carania and I'll see you right back here on Monday. Bye.

[Sam]

Sam.