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Mid-Week SUPER SCROLL! - Scrolling w/ Hayley (Ep. 307)
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Hayley Carania
Welcome to Scrolling with Haley. I'm Hayley Carania. Happy Wednesday. It is hump day. It is also a surprise midweek scroll which I'm very excited about. We've never done a super scroll in the middle of the week. So first I want to remind you all to subscribe to this show if you haven't already. Rumble.com Haley, you know I say this every day. If you haven't done it by now, come on, what are you waiting for? Rumble.com Haley brings you to the Bonchino Report channel. That is where you could subscribe to this show. That that is also where you can watch Vince at 8am and I hope that you do. And then afterwards you come here and you watch me live at noon. If you can't catch us live, you can watch on this channel whenever you want. And then on Spotify the video becomes available when this show is over. So the live show is over. And then on your favorite podcast platforms you can listen today. This show. I would, I would argue if you are listening to this show right now, you should probably go over and watch it on Rumble or on Spotify because lots of things to break down today in a visual way.
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Co-host or Guest (possibly Andrew or a close collaborator)
I think Rumble with the chat is like the superior way to watch.
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Hayley Carania
It's superior. So I'm excited for this show before we get started. Spring is here. It comes with brighter mornings, fuller days, a much bigger focus on rest. Between allergy season and a packed schedule, getting quality sleep has become non negotiable for me. That is where Helix has made a difference. I've been sleeping on the midnight luxe mattress and it is hands down the best mattress I have ever owned. Before this I was waking up tight, overheated, never fully rested. And since switching to Helix, my sleep feels completely different. My back is supported throughout the night. I don't wake up hot anymore. What really sets Helix apart is how personalized it is. They offer over 20 different mattress options and match you to the right one. You using a quick sleep quiz so there's no guessing involved. I'm sleeping deeper, longer, waking up with real energy again. And Helix makes it easy to try with free shipping, a 120 night sleep trial, limited time, lifetime warranty and they're happy with Helix guarantee. Head to helixsleep.com Haley H a y l e y for 27% off site wide exclusive for the homies that is helixsleep.com Haley H A y l e y for 27% off and make sure you enter scrolling with Haley at checkout so they know that I sent you again, that is helixsleep.com Haley. And put those phones on. Do not disturb. The show starts now. And like I said, it's not really a surprise anymore because the title of today's show is Midweek Super Scroll. So it's not really a surprise, But I'm excited. We're excited to try this on a Wednesday. I hope you all like this little pick me up in the middle of the week, midday, midweek. Pick me up. But I will. I will say, and I will warn you that this next video will absolutely enrage you. And then as the show gets on, it's going to get more fun. But I got to start off with the serious stuff. This is a woman who took to TikTok to show everyone that she was comforting and a drunk woman who just crashed her car. And yes, she doesn't speak English, doesn't have a green card. Watch.
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TikTok Woman in Drunk Driving Story
I'm going have to find her because she just got into a freaking accident and she don't speak no English. But she's so. Literally, she's so attached to me and I feel so bad. I don't want her to go to jail. She was driving drunk and she slammed right into that. I feel so bad.
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Prankster in Street Prank Video
But.
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TikTok Woman in Drunk Driving Story
And I don't think she got her. Her stuff.
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Hayley Carania
Oh, my. Behind you.
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TikTok Woman in Drunk Driving Story
I don't think she got her green card. So it's going to be horrible if she do go. I wish I could save her, but I can't, guys.
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Hayley Carania
She wishes she could save her. I don't. I don't. I would consider myself a very empathetic person for people like this. Absolutely not. But cut it off. We are not helping these people. Drunk drivers. I don't care. Take the illegal part out of it. And I will get to that in a second. I don't care if you're an illegal alien. I don't care if you're Tiger Woods. I don't care who you are. If you are driving inebriated, you deserve to go to jail. What is she saying? I don't want her to go to jail. Why not? Why not? Because she's illegal and she's going to get deported. Go drive drunk in your home country then, but do not drive drunk here. Disgusting. It is disgusting, reprehensible behavior. Why are we saying. Why are we trying to save this person? She's an adult. She decided to get absolutely smashed. Then she decided to get behind the wheel of her car. Or maybe her car. I don't even know a car. Then she decided to crash it. And then she decided to sit on the side of the road, and she decided all before all of this, to come to this country without the correct paperwork and what have you. So I do not feel bad for this person. This is a menace to society. Get them off the road. Get them out of the country.
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Co-host or Guest (possibly Andrew or a close collaborator)
Girl's like, she's really connected to me as she's blacked out on her shoulder.
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Hayley Carania
It's like, yeah, I was reading some of the comments, and people were like, she thinks you're her mom. I'm like, what? Like, how drunk do you have to be? She's pissed. She's.
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Co-host or Guest (possibly Andrew or a close collaborator)
She's out.
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Hayley Carania
See, you know, it. It makes me like. I know that some of this is funny, but it makes me so mad. Like, I watched this video. My blood is boiling, boiling. Because I have commented and I have covered so many of these stories on this show. It almost seemed like, I don't know, maybe a few weeks ago. I was covering this all the time, multiple times a week. I was covering multiple headlines, sometimes per show, of an illegal alien that comes here, and then they do something illegal. They're already committing a crime by coming across this border without their correct paperwork. They're overstaying their visas or whatever. And then you have the audacity. First of all, if you want to come to this country and do it the right way, be my guest. We encourage that. You want to come to this country, you want to seek asylum, be my guest. But then you have to play by our rules. And if you're an American citizen and you drive drunk, by the way, there are consequences for those people, too. So if you come here and you want to become a citizen, you have to play by the rules. You have to follow the law. But a lot of these people, they don't want to follow the law. Maybe they don't understand the law, I don't know. But you don't get special privileges, not in my world. This is why I don't run for anything. Because I'd be. Nothing would get away. Nothing on my watch. Like, absolutely not. Someone does it deport. I have no sympathy. No sympathy whatsoever.
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Co-host or Guest (possibly Andrew or a close collaborator)
She really dropped. She was drunk very late in the video.
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Hayley Carania
Well, right. It was like this woman, you know, at first you think, oh, maybe she's upset, she's tired. She's like, what happened here? Maybe she got hit by something. And it's like, oh, no, she. She just hit someone. She was driving drunk. Immediately, no. So I'm going through the comments, and someone comments, you is smart. You Is kind. You is special.
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Co-host or Guest (possibly Andrew or a close collaborator)
And she is drunk
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Hayley Carania
talking to the girl who is comforting the drunk illegal, by the way. Then someone says, she's not supporting a drunk driver. She's comforting a woman who's going through something very traumatic and life changing. Shut up. Like literally shut up.
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Co-host or Guest (possibly Andrew or a close collaborator)
Did she tell you that? Because last I heard, she didn't speak a lick of English.
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Hayley Carania
She's not supporting a drunk driver. She's comforting a woman who's going through something very traumatic and life changing. She didn't have to choose this life, by the way. She chose to come here illegally, not have her paperwork, and she chose to drive drunk and then she chose to crash the car.
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Co-host or Guest (possibly Andrew or a close collaborator)
Day drunk driving is very traumatic.
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Hayley Carania
Don't live that traumatic lifestyle. Then you don't have to. You chose that. So people in the comments are supporting this woman, not only supporting the drunk illegal, but supporting the woman that's supporting the drunk illegal. Okay, then we get some common sense. In the comments, someone commented, yeah, I don't feel bad. Call the police. Yeah, it was cute until you said she was intoxicated. Actually, I would argue none of this is cute. I don't think it's cute that this woman is. This strange woman is on your shoulder at all. Certainly not drunk. Certainly not in this situation. Nothing about this is cute. It was never cute. No. Then someone said, she's going down, friend. Let her go. Let her go. And then someone said, drunk driving is never okay, no matter who you are. Agree. And this is the thing where you try to have a conversation, like a constructive conversation with people on the left and that it's impossible because we have different versions of right and wrong. They see this and they think, oh, oh, like, it's just, there's this woman, we just have to help her and blah, blah, blah. No, no. Like we have a very, very different standard for what is right and wrong in this country. We have a very different standard for law and order. I look at that and I say law enforcement needs to come not only drag her to jail, but deport her. You don't get to come here and attempt to care about living the American dream and then you live a life of crime. It's just, I'm just again, sorry to start off super scroll in this manner, but I'm just pissed off. And now we turn now to inner child theater camp, which is a camp for fully grown adults. And it's exactly as you would expect. Watch. Just some grown adults. I. I did see a green hair there hopping like a. Skipping like a pony. And I. I have some questions. I have some questions. Why? Where. Where is this happening? What is that summer camp is going on?
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Co-host or Guest (possibly Andrew or a close collaborator)
Is that Alcatraz's summer camp?
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Hayley Carania
So this is. No, Dustin. This is inner child theater camp. And this is for theater kids that have grown up and they no longer have a creative outlet. So they need this. Okay.
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Co-host or Guest (possibly Andrew or a close collaborator)
This is what HR makes you do on your first day of work.
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Hayley Carania
Everyone in the chat, what the fuck? What the fuck am I looking at? What the fuck am I watching? Okay, this is weird. This screams libtards. Yeah, so my thought exactly. And I think that people who listen. I don't. I was talking to Andrew before the show started, and I said, I don't want to come off. Like, I hate fun. Like, I'm not trying to be a fun sucker. I just, you know, I try to have the take where if they're not hurting anyone and, you know, it's just like, do what you want, right? Like, who am I to say that these people can't get together? Of course they can. Of course you can get together and do this kind of thing. But it begs the question, is there the right way for adults to find camaraderie? Is there. Is there a wrong way? I guess there's not.
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Co-host or Guest (possibly Andrew or a close collaborator)
Like we said, like we did kind of discuss this. I think there's like a market where people like prey on adults. It's like, come make friends or come come to be a man camp. And they like prey on lonely individuals. And then I think there's people that are like, like those overseas trips where you like pay to go with a group and you're meeting new people and that kind of thing.
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Hayley Carania
So it's that to me. So I think that there's. And maybe I'm being judgmental. There's a difference, right? And there are adult camps and adult groups and adult communities for every kind of hobby on the planet. And if these people's hobby is, you know, singing childhood songs and shimmying together. Okay. I mean, I have every right to think that you're weird.
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Co-host or Guest (possibly Andrew or a close collaborator)
That's. I was just about to say I'm gonna make fun of you, but I respect it.
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Hayley Carania
I think that there are adult groups that go to travel the world together. And I'm thinking that's more normal. I think if your hobby is going to travel and see the world and you want to do that with like minded individuals, sure. I think there's definitely a market for that. People go on retreats, yoga retreats, religious retreats, there's art retreats. I mean, There's. You could do a bajillion things. So I'm not trying to yuck their yums. Like, I actually. I used to be a theater kid. Believe it or not. I used to be in plays. And this really irks me. I would not be. I would not be involved.
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Co-host or Guest (possibly Andrew or a close collaborator)
So I went and got a video. There's, like, a men's camp. And basically they're like, we're going to teach you how to be a man. How to be a man. And this is one of the activities. And this is kind of what I'm saying. When people get scammed, okay?
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Hayley Carania
The powerful roar of 30 men letting go under a waterfall. Just dudes being dudes. Just guys being guys.
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Co-host or Guest (possibly Andrew or a close collaborator)
Fellas, you don't have to do this.
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Hayley Carania
Yeah, so my thing when I see this. Again, not trying to yuck anyone's yums. If you want to pay money to go do this, you can. But you can also do this for free. You could scream into your pillow. You could scream into the ether. You can. You can do this for free. I just don't understand. You're paying to do this. Like, you don't have friends that you can. Essentially, it's paying for friends.
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Co-host or Guest (possibly Andrew or a close collaborator)
Me. Me and the boys go scream in waterfalls every once in a while.
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Hayley Carania
You know what? I was. And I haven't been, but I did look into, like, a Pilates class that was nearby. Like, I would have to drive, like, maybe an hour, but it was a Pilates class. And they had, like, horses and things like that. And I was like, oh, maybe I'll do that and, like, meet some friends. People pay to meet friends. I guess that's what I.
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Co-host or Guest (possibly Andrew or a close collaborator)
That's kind of the thing. Where do you draw the line?
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Hayley Carania
Like, what's normal, what's not? I think that there's a level. The inner child theater camp. There's a level to that where it's not just a camp for people who have an interest in theater because people do improv. Adults. And that's not weird because that's a hobby. But. But the fact that it's called inner child. There's something that's, like, unrepressed.
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Co-host or Guest (possibly Andrew or a close collaborator)
Feels a little icky.
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Hayley Carania
Yes. There's something about unrepressed child trauma or. I always find it very weird when adults, fully grown adults, have this obsession with, like, nostalgia, like, kids stuff. Yeah. You can be nostalgic without being obsessed with, you know, finding your inner child. Like, you don't need to find your inner child. You're an adult now.
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Co-host or Guest (possibly Andrew or a close collaborator)
That's.
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Hayley Carania
I think some people have A problem coming to terms with that. Maybe they don't want to be an adult. Maybe they find adulting hard. A lot of people say, like, I don't want to be an adult, whatever, but that's a fact of life.
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Co-host or Guest (possibly Andrew or a close collaborator)
Yeah. I mean, that kind of segues into, like, where the Disney adult stays from. Yeah.
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Hayley Carania
And I think that that's weird. I think that there are. If you want to go to theme parks, I guess that's fine. If you want to go on rides, I guess that's fine. I feel like Disney is very child coded. It's very young family coded. So if you're going and you're an adult by yourself and you're wearing Mickey ears, I'm questioning why you own those. It's not like you're putting on Mickey ears to entertain your own children or, you know, have. I don't know.
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Co-host or Guest (possibly Andrew or a close collaborator)
You know it when you see it. I think everybody, the chats kind of commented like, you know, you know, a Disney adult when you see it. And it's like, that's the line. It's hard. It's hard to describe, but there's like a line.
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Hayley Carania
That's the line for me. And I think there are probably, if I had to guess, people at this inner child theater camp, probably some overlap with Disney adults. If I had to guess. If I had to guess, I'd actually. I'd put a lot of money on it. All right, this next video, you know, there's all these conversations about the manosphere, even the womanosphere. Would you consider me to be part of the womanosphere? I don't think so.
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Co-host or Guest (possibly Andrew or a close collaborator)
Eh, eh.
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Hayley Carania
I think I get kind of hate from. Not hate, but people criticize me because I'm not married and I don't have kids. So, like, I'm not really that conservative. You know, I'm kind of like girl boss coded in a way that I didn't choose to be. I just fell into this.
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Co-host or Guest (possibly Andrew or a close collaborator)
But nah, you're not giving like crazy, like, go out and rule the world, girl.
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Hayley Carania
No, no, no. And I encourage marriage and having kids.
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Co-host or Guest (possibly Andrew or a close collaborator)
So I think you're good. You're in the corner.
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Hayley Carania
So I'm part. So if you ask someone on the left, I'm part of the problem, which is great. If the. If the left thinks you're part of the problem, keep doing what you're doing. Um, but anyway, so all these conversations about podcasting and right wing podcasting and. And these problematic ways of life. Like people think it's problematic to be a trad wife and this woman on TikTok. She says, if we're going to bring back trad wife culture, why stop at baking sourdough? Why not go all the way? Watch this. Everyone wants to bring Tradwife back.
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TikTok Woman in Drunk Driving Story
We're gonna bring Tradwife back. We're gonna bring it all the way.
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Hayley Carania
We're gonna do it right.
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TikTok Woman in Drunk Driving Story
I'm gonna have six martinis by lunch.
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Hayley Carania
We're gonna have access to Quaaludes, and we're gonna be making jello molds all day long while we vacuum. And imagine that there's a rainbow floating around us. Yeah. If you want your wife to shut up, you just get her on six martinis and a few Quaaludes and she actually might die. So, yeah. No. So I don't. I don't. I don't think we should go that far. But where's the line? Again, it just begs the question, where's the line? We want to bring Tradwife back. You know, a lot. A lot of times it's because I think men these days, it's not only is it women who want to have a career, because that's obviously part of it. Like, I have a career and I love what I do. I love this job. I love talking to all of you every day. But at the same time, I think a lot of women, and I know a lot of women who only work because they have to. They only work because they need double incomes. They only work because of the economy and things like that. And a lot of my friends who have kids, they also work because that's expensive. So it's just harder to do things on one income now. So I think this push for traditional lifestyle, I almost think it's more aspirational than anything else. Like, people want to act like they're. They are in this traditional lifestyle, but at the same time, it's kind of impossible to live that out. Like a lot of my friends don't. They would love to stay home with their kids, but they can't.
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Co-host or Guest (possibly Andrew or a close collaborator)
Gotta live in the middle of nowhere, North Carolina for it to happen. You know, it's tough.
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Hayley Carania
Yeah. And a lot of people who have jobs, again, they have to live somewhat close to a city. Yes. There are work from home jobs, of course, that was way more normalized during the pandemic and since then. But a lot of companies now, because they're paying such high rents for these skyrises and, you know, Austin and Houston and, you know, New York and Miami, whatever, a lot of people were working from home during the pandemic, and then These people were like, well, you have to come back to the workforce. You have to come back to the office at least twice a week or three times a week. So you can't even really. If you wanted to move in the middle of nowhere and live off the grid, which I think a lot of people do, they want to get nice land somewhere and they don't want to live by a city, but because the job that is funding their lifestyle is requiring them to be somewhat close to the city twice a week, three times a week, you can't move that far, and it's so expensive. Like, my friends who live on Long island, all of their houses are over a million dollars. And, and I say this all the time, none of them could do it on their own. All of them had help from their parents. They either lived at home rent free for a while, two years, three years, or their parents helped them with the down payment or. Or payments. Like, it's just. It's absolutely insane. So, yeah, I. I wish we could bring back tradwife culture. I would love to just stay home. And I love dirty martinis, and I could get behind a jello mo. Jello mold.
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Co-host or Guest (possibly Andrew or a close collaborator)
Just alcoholic olive juice. Cool, cool, cool.
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Hayley Carania
You don't like it? You don't like martinis?
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Co-host or Guest (possibly Andrew or a close collaborator)
I like olives, but I don't like to drink them. All right, Espresso martini.
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Hayley Carania
Don't yuck my yums.
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Co-host or Guest (possibly Andrew or a close collaborator)
Sorry.
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Hayley Carania
All right, this next video is going to piss people off, and that's okay. I like. I like pissing people off. And this video, My goodness, this guy is getting canceled for saying this. This is an etymology nerd. Who said that the R word is making a comeback. Listen, I think we have to accept
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Etymology Nerd
the fact that the R word is permanently coming back and it's functionally changed meanings to no longer directly refer to disabled people. I mean, if you think about the words idiots, imbecile, and moron, those used to be genuine medical classifications from the 1910s until the 1960s, when they started to feel offensive. Then doctors switched to the R word, which also functioned as a real medical classification for about 50 years until it became too insulting and we again had to replace it because it simply didn't serve the same scientific purpose anymore. This entire cycle is called the euphemism treadmill. And the idea is that words around sensitive topics will always grow more negative over time, making us come up with new words that will then also get negative. On the flip side, however, once we sufficiently distance a word from its historical usage, it stops taking on the same offensive power and just becomes colloquial instead. Like, very few people really use the words idiot or imbecile to overtly mock an intellectual disability anymore. And in the same way, the R word is slowly just shifting to something people say with their friends. That doesn't mean it's a good thing or they should say the word. In fact, I think it's counterproductive to even call people idiots and morons. However, it is undeniably true that the people who are afraid to say the R word right now are going to get old and die out, while younger generations keep saying it with no knowledge of where it came from. The real problem is why the euphemism treadmill exists in the first place. Because unless we communicate with kindness and intentionality, we'll always keep making new words offensive.
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Hayley Carania
So this I find very interesting because people say idiot, and all the time, people in the chat who are against the R word probably call people idiots in lieu of using the R word.
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Co-host or Guest (possibly Andrew or a close collaborator)
I just found it funny. He didn't use it in the video.
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Hayley Carania
Well, that's what he's getting.
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Co-host or Guest (possibly Andrew or a close collaborator)
We should use it. But he's like, we're going to use it more. I'm not, but other people will.
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Hayley Carania
It's funny because, I mean, if you listen to this show, you know that I use it. But it's interesting because people in the chat or people in the comment sections, they are mad that he didn't use it in the video, but then they're also mad that he even covered the video in the first place, even though he's against it. All he was saying in this video was there is a euphemism treadmill, where idiot used to be a medical classification. And now, because people use it all the time and they're not using it for the correct medical purpose, they come up with a new word. So now no one's calling anyone. You know, people call idiot, everyone calls everyone an idiot, so that loses its steam or whatever or its meaning. Then they come up with moron, then that loses it. And now, like, retard is losing its no. 1. I have never used the word to refer to someone who's mentally challenged. I would say mentally challenged or disabled, and I would never use that word. So I think when people have an issue with it, it's because we're in. We're in different parts of this euphemism treadmill. And I think maybe it's a generational thing where older people still hear that word and think, oh, this is what you're referring to when my generation, like in middle school, people use the word retard. And then it kind of came back. Went away for a little bit. Now it came back. But I do find this very interesting and people are just very mad and all. He's. He's an etymology nerd. Self. Self proclaimed etymology nerd. So what he's doing here is just talking about the reality of how language evolves over time. And, you know, other people are saying, I won't be using it. I don't care. This isn't the take. Wait, delete this video? Apology video? When? Why would he have to apologize for making this video when what he's saying is absolutely true? You don't have to agree with him, but you can't deny that what he's saying is absolutely true. Someone said, is this. This is a terrible take. Is this video from 2005? Like, what do you mean? He's just reporting on the fact that people are saying it now. So anyway, I stand with this man. Don't delete the video. It's just the truth. The truth pisses people off. That's the problem. And some people can't handle it. So if you've been watching this show, you know that Andrew has implemented a new segment called Facebook Marketplace Fines. And he was testing me or testing my knowledge about whether or not I could guess what. What these bizarre items were going for. Well, imagine this. An entire town called Hell for sale. Watch.
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Narrator of Hell Michigan and Waffle House Videos
A company in Michigan recently listed Hell for Sale, describing it as a multifaceted business. They're not talking about the underworld, but Hell, Michigan, an unincorporated old town with a sense of humor, a tourism industry, and now a price tag. The website says that more people tell you to go to our town than anywhere on earth. The asking price for hell, which includes seven acres and an ice cream shop, is $625,000.
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Hayley Carania
Okay, so I looked it up, and Hell is outside of Ann Arbor, and it's probably in the middle of nowhere. There's not much. There's not much there. But I'm zooming in. I'm zooming in. I'm zooming in. There's Hell Saloon Grill. There's a photographer. There's Go to Hell, Michigan ice cream. And then there's Hell Post. And that's the. Oh, no, it's not even a post office. It's just like a literal post in Hell. Yeah, there's not much going on in Hell, but if you want to buy it, it's for sale for $625,000. People were saying that if they had just upped the price a little bit, it could have been much more funny at 666.
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Co-host or Guest (possibly Andrew or a close collaborator)
Yeah, a real missed opportunity there because the person that's buying it at that
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Hayley Carania
price, they would pay that for the, you know, the novelty of. Of paying that. So. Yeah, but I did find it very funny that they said, everyone tells you to go here. Very funny.
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Co-host or Guest (possibly Andrew or a close collaborator)
Very witty.
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Hayley Carania
Very witty. And I love. I love that. So, yeah, I, I don't have this kind of money, but if I did, I wouldn't buy this down. There's nothing in it.
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Co-host or Guest (possibly Andrew or a close collaborator)
Ice cream.
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Hayley Carania
Unless. Unless you want to, you know, build a whole. Someone who has a ton of money could buy, like a whole compound.
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Co-host or Guest (possibly Andrew or a close collaborator)
It's so cold up there.
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Hayley Carania
Don't tell Mark Zuckerberg about this place. He'll buy it and. And he'll build a whole compound there.
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Co-host or Guest (possibly Andrew or a close collaborator)
This is going to turn into an AI data center.
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Hayley Carania
Yep, exactly. As soon as one of these AI companies gets a wind of hell, they'll be. They'll be right in there. Right in there. All right, this next one is a little concerning because this woman found out that kids are no longer going to recess during school. It has been replaced with screen time. Watch this.
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Fourth Grade Girl in Recess Video
I was just talking to this little girl, and she's in fourth grade, and she was telling me about her boyfriend, and I said, oh, is he in your class? She says, yeah. And I said, oh, do you hang out with him at recess? And she goes, huh? And I said, you know, do you guys play together at recess or hang out after school? And she goes, what's recess? And I said, you know, like after lunchtime, you go outside, go on the swings, go down the slide, play.
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Hayley Carania
What do you mean, what's recess? You're telling me kids don't have recess anymore? So I need everyone in the chat. If you have kids or if you have grandkids, you. You need to figure out and tell me, do your kids have recess? Is this a widespread thing or is this just one weird school? Because if you are telling me that recess is gone, I'm going to be very upset. Recess was the highlight of school for me, especially middle school. Did we even have recess in middle school? It must have just been an elementary school thing. I don't remember having.
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Co-host or Guest (possibly Andrew or a close collaborator)
Yeah, you switch over to P.E. in middle school.
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Hayley Carania
Well, we still had P.E.
- [28:10]
Co-host or Guest (possibly Andrew or a close collaborator)
but, like, strictly P.E. in middle school.
- [28:12]
Hayley Carania
Yeah. Okay. Because I remember we in elementary school and primary school, we had gym, pe we had recess, and then we also had computer. We would have computer class where we would have, you know, an hour or however long the nine periods are. I don't know. We would have time dedicated in the day to learn computer skills, play computer games, things like that. But that wasn't in lieu of recess. The fact that now this outdoor time is being replaced by this screen time, and kids are in School on YouTube. I'm sure parents don't know this because the kids come home and they're like, well, now I want to play on YouTube. I haven't done this all day. I've been in school. And the kids, the parents are probably like, oh, yeah, have some downtime. You were just in school all day. Here's your iPad. And it's just this vicious screen time cycle. This upsets me. I used to love recess, but I also used to love playing Oregon Trail. And we did that in computer.
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Co-host or Guest (possibly Andrew or a close collaborator)
Didn't work on your typing time.
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Hayley Carania
We did typing, too. We took typing classes. And I just type naturally how I want to. I don't type the way that they taught us. They taught us to put all of your fingers in, like, that middle row and then, like, use your ring finger. And I just. I type very fast, but I do my own thing. I don't do what I learned in school.
- [29:33]
Co-host or Guest (possibly Andrew or a close collaborator)
Some of those early computer classes were, like, way ahead of their time. Like, I feel very confident in Microsoft Word programs because I took, like, they were like, teaching that in middle school.
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Hayley Carania
And how often do you need to use that?
- [29:44]
Co-host or Guest (possibly Andrew or a close collaborator)
More than you think. Well, corporate America, not as much.
- [29:48]
Hayley Carania
I don't. I don't really ever need to like a word doc.
- [29:51]
Co-host or Guest (possibly Andrew or a close collaborator)
You, I don't know, you use it more like, I'm. Like your documents that you are rundowns.
- [29:57]
Hayley Carania
Yeah. That's in a Google Doc, correct?
- [29:59]
Co-host or Guest (possibly Andrew or a close collaborator)
Yes. So you know how to use that?
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Hayley Carania
Of course. Yeah.
- [30:01]
Co-host or Guest (possibly Andrew or a close collaborator)
So, boom, computer class worked.
- [30:04]
Hayley Carania
I wish they taught us how to do taxes and start businesses.
- [30:08]
Co-host or Guest (possibly Andrew or a close collaborator)
That's not an option. You get to learn Microsoft PowerPoint.
- [30:12]
Hayley Carania
I remember, too, in high school, in computer class, because we still had computer class in high school, our computer teacher taught us how to write checks. In high school, it was just like a catch all class. Like, all right, you already know how to type, so I guess we'll just teach you some other useful stuff. But, oh, man, just burn down the Department of Education. Shall we start over? All right, this next kid we've covered seagull calling on this show. Also husband calling on this show. That's at what state fair is that? The Iowa State Fair?
- [30:44]
Co-host or Guest (possibly Andrew or a close collaborator)
Believe so.
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Hayley Carania
And the seagull calling was very shocking to Me, I'd never seen anything. I'd never seen sounds like that come out of a human being. And. But these were grown adults that were signing up for the seagull calling contest. And now this is getting to the younger generation. This young kid in his. What do they call this? Talent shows. In his talent show. I mean, he really. He ripped it. Look at this. The first one is the creepy, creepy sound of the common loon. Oh, wait, he got. There we go. He's pulling little stuffed animals each time. All right, I'm gonna do two species of crows, the American crow and the fish crow.
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Kid Doing Seagull Calling and Participant in Prepping Skit
Prepared.
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Hayley Carania
Be prepared for this one flat. And then a fish crow. Excellent. Very talented. You know. Next stop, the Iowa State Fair, and he's going to crush all these seagull collars.
- [31:53]
Co-host or Guest (possibly Andrew or a close collaborator)
This was not his first rodeo. He stepped away. A true showman. He stepped away from the mic.
- [31:57]
Hayley Carania
He said, be careful. Be careful. This is going to be very loud. I love it.
- [32:01]
Co-host or Guest (possibly Andrew or a close collaborator)
That kid rocks.
- [32:02]
Hayley Carania
He rocks. He absolutely rocks. Good for him. I hope he keeps with this. This. What do you call this?
- [32:10]
Co-host or Guest (possibly Andrew or a close collaborator)
A hobby, I think.
- [32:11]
Hayley Carania
Hobby talent. Yeah. I mean, it's. It's definitely a talent. Ever in the chat, he's pretty good. This kid's really good. Wow. He's good. Everyone. Everyone agrees. Aw. I wish him the best. All right, keeping with the animal theme here, there is an albino buffalo who has a hairstyle that looks like someone's favorite president. I would say. Watch. So this is a albino buffalo in Bangladesh, and his hair is perfectly coiffed the way that Donald J. Trump's hair is perfectly coiffed, and it's blonde. It's like the same hair color as Trump's. So they named him Trump. I mean, perfect. It's perfect. I mean, what else could you name him? This is like, this is my new Punch the Monkey.
- [33:07]
TikTok Woman in Drunk Driving Story
Now.
- [33:07]
Hayley Carania
I'm all about Trump, the. The albino buffalo from Bangladesh. I need a. I need an update on Punch the Monkey. That was just like, such a fleeting viral moment. Did he ever make friends? And we need an update.
- [33:23]
Co-host or Guest (possibly Andrew or a close collaborator)
We will. We will do our best.
- [33:24]
Hayley Carania
Okay, we're going to.
- [33:25]
Co-host or Guest (possibly Andrew or a close collaborator)
We're going to update producer Josh on a plane.
- [33:28]
Hayley Carania
Producer Josh, look up Punch the Monkey, please. Now, I love harmless pranks. And this is what I would call a harmless prank. It is also 101 in how to do business and how to be a salesman. This is very good. This is a very good skill to have, making people feel like you know them and they know you. So this guy, he goes out on the street. And he makes strangers feel like they're just long lost friends. Watch.
- [34:04]
Prankster in Street Prank Video
There he is. Hey, buddy. How are you? Good to see you forever. Hey, you talked to Mike? Mike, she. Him? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Did you hear what happened?
- [34:13]
Waffle House Employee in Training Video
No.
- [34:13]
Prankster in Street Prank Video
He got caught pecker checking the guy at the ymca.
- [34:16]
Co-host or Guest (possibly Andrew or a close collaborator)
What?
- [34:16]
Prankster in Street Prank Video
Yeah, yeah. No way. You didn't hear about it?
- [34:19]
Co-host or Guest (possibly Andrew or a close collaborator)
No, no.
- [34:20]
Prankster in Street Prank Video
Dude hit him with the rubber scrubber thing that. It's got the long handle on it. Oh, don't worry about traffic. Yeah. Hey, you need to check on him though. Okay, I will. Cuz he has a bump on his head. It's like a Tom and J. When's the last time you talked to him? Last week. Really?
- [34:35]
Co-host or Guest (possibly Andrew or a close collaborator)
Yeah.
- [34:36]
Prankster in Street Prank Video
So I just got my ponytails off. I don't even know if you recognize me. Yeah, it's me, Johnny. Remember? You helped me out a lot. Yeah, yeah. So Mike, he was at the ymca. And you know how him and Steve played? What do they. What's that? What do they play? Yeah, yeah. Apparently he got whacked in the shower. Fucking guy hit him upside the head with the fucking rubber scrubber. Yeah. Hey, good to see you, buddy.
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Hayley Carania
Good to see you, buddy. That's all you got to say? He's like, oh, it's been so long since I've seen you. This is a total stranger. Mike. Mike, she. Poor Mike Sheehan. Now this guy thinks that he's pecker checking the ymca. This is how rumors start, everyone. I just said in the beginning that this is a harmless prank, but maybe it's not.
- [35:26]
Co-host or Guest (possibly Andrew or a close collaborator)
Mike. I'm a little concerned for Mike.
- [35:29]
Hayley Carania
Mike is catching some strays here, but mostly harmless prank. Mostly peaceful, mostly harmless prank. All right, and then this one. Is this my last? Oh, no, I have two more before we get to blind reactions. So this one, if you've played mini golf, you know what this is like, that's rigged against you. It's just absolutely rigged against you. Watch. It's all in one. I think it's fought again. You gotta get over that lip. And unfortunately, it just wasn't enough. All of his friends.
- [36:02]
Kid Doing Seagull Calling and Participant in Prepping Skit
Oh Lord.
- [36:04]
Hayley Carania
All of his friends could get up. But this is attempt number two. Nope, not gonna make it. Not going to be good enough. Here's attempt number three. Over that lip, right back down. I mean, you just got to get the perfect. The perfect pressure. When I looked in the comments of this video, someone said, how many times did he mess up before you started filming? Because you don't just film like they're already laughing. So he must have been screwing up. And then they started filming. She said about six times.
- [36:45]
Co-host or Guest (possibly Andrew or a close collaborator)
That's wild.
- [36:47]
Hayley Carania
The good thing is usually in mini golf. I played mini golf recently, and the. The highest score that you could give yourself on the app was 6. So therefore, you can't really do that badly.
- [37:01]
Co-host or Guest (possibly Andrew or a close collaborator)
That's fair.
- [37:02]
Hayley Carania
I mean, that's pretty bad, but that's. I mean, that's really bad. But if you're in a situation like this, you can just bank on the fact that the app. If there's an app, it won't let you be as bad as you are.
- [37:11]
Co-host or Guest (possibly Andrew or a close collaborator)
You know, here's a question on it. You're on a date playing mini golf,
- [37:16]
Hayley Carania
which I was last week, and your
- [37:18]
Co-host or Guest (possibly Andrew or a close collaborator)
date starts struggling like this. Does this hurt his chances with you?
- [37:23]
Hayley Carania
No.
- [37:24]
Co-host or Guest (possibly Andrew or a close collaborator)
That's good.
- [37:26]
Hayley Carania
No, this stuff happens. I wouldn't hold it against him. What? It could have been me. It could be anyone.
- [37:35]
Co-host or Guest (possibly Andrew or a close collaborator)
And he's like, yeah, that's enough of that. I'm going to go home.
- [37:37]
Hayley Carania
Yeah, I wouldn't hold that against anyone. You can. You can be bad at mini golf. It's okay. It is what it is. All right, this guy. Little. Little turbulence on this plane, but it's not the kind that you think. Watch. Watch this man slam his body against his chair repeatedly instead of using his.
- [37:55]
Co-host or Guest (possibly Andrew or a close collaborator)
His words.
- [37:58]
Hayley Carania
So this guy is just, like, putting his whole back into it. I mean, he is unfortunately.
- [38:05]
Kid Doing Seagull Calling and Participant in Prepping Skit
Knee.
- [38:05]
Hayley Carania
Oh. So it says knee guy is fighting back, eventually putting his knees into the back of the. The plane seat. And I think this deserves another debate on whether or not you should recline your seat. So you tell me in the chat if you think that if your seat reclines, should you do that, or is it rude? What's your take?
- [38:27]
Co-host or Guest (possibly Andrew or a close collaborator)
Ooh, that's tough. You can recline, but you have to know the size of the person behind you.
- [38:36]
Hayley Carania
No, you don't.
- [38:38]
Co-host or Guest (possibly Andrew or a close collaborator)
You asked. You have to know the size of the person behind. Because if they're a big person, you're gonna get some knees in the back, and that's the trade off.
- [38:45]
Hayley Carania
Okay, so someone said, I look behind me first, so they agree with you. Someone said it's rude. Someone else said, I do not recline. No recline. So why is there a recline option if no one is supposed to recline?
- [39:00]
Co-host or Guest (possibly Andrew or a close collaborator)
I personally don't recline. I like to be very, like, sit up straight, feet on the floor, kind of. I'm an anxious flyer. But if somebody in front of me reclines, that's fine by me. But if I. If I knock your chair a little bit Because I have no space. Because you've reclined all over me. That's a fair trade in my brain.
- [39:19]
Hayley Carania
Reclined all over, like, something. Like they spilled something on you. People in the chat. It's totally rude. I don't ever. Someone else said, you paid for the seat. You should be able to use it. So my thing is, if you're not supposed to recline, then why does seats recline? I just think that it's odd that you would be hated for. Like, people hate this so much. Like, it's rude. Like, it's a. There's something. You're completely inferior, and you're a horrible human being if you recline. If the person in front of me reclines, then I'm going to recline because the person in front of me did, and that gives me more room. So then the person behind me has every right to be cramped if they want, or they can also recline. If everyone reclines, then no one's reclined.
- [40:08]
Co-host or Guest (possibly Andrew or a close collaborator)
You know, it's a tough situation. And by tough, everybody's an enemy on a plane. So, like, it's every man for himself.
- [40:16]
Hayley Carania
Everyone is an enemy. And someone in the chat said. Where does it say you're not supposed to. No, it doesn't. That's the thing. It's totally fine. But people get so angry about it. And let me just say this. When you recline, it is like, this level of a difference. It's not an actual recliner. You get to go like that. It doesn't make that much of a difference in the first place.
- [40:41]
Co-host or Guest (possibly Andrew or a close collaborator)
I used to work on flights, so, like, I'd have my laptop out and
- [40:44]
Hayley Carania
the biggest pain, hard times 75, is totally on my side of the chat. Is reclining three inches. Really? Reclining.
- [40:50]
Co-host or Guest (possibly Andrew or a close collaborator)
Well, I would have my laptop out and people would recline, and it would, like, close my laptop a little bit because the angle would change now would drive me crazy.
- [40:59]
Hayley Carania
Okay, maybe I'm team.
- [41:02]
Co-host or Guest (possibly Andrew or a close collaborator)
No recline. Okay. Maybe you've won me over someone.
- [41:07]
Hayley Carania
Someone else said, you can only recline so much. It's not like you're. I don't know. There's also something to be said for if you are, you know, six, five, then you need to pay for extra room anyway.
- [41:21]
Co-host or Guest (possibly Andrew or a close collaborator)
Oh, I have no sympathy for that.
- [41:22]
Hayley Carania
And most people do. And that's tough. Like, that stinks. You. You've got longer legs than the rest of us, and unfortunately, you have to pay more for that. It stinks. But that's the way that the cookie crumbles. If you don't want to have your leg squashed, then you got to do what you gotta do.
- [41:37]
Co-host or Guest (possibly Andrew or a close collaborator)
Know yourself.
- [41:38]
Hayley Carania
You gotta know yourself. But yeah, to your point about. I mean, sometimes I recline, sometimes I don't. It's. I'm not like a huge pro recliner. It's just if the person reclines in front of me, then why do I have to be uncomfortable? I just recline a little bit.
- [41:53]
Co-host or Guest (possibly Andrew or a close collaborator)
Who gets the. Who gets the armrests?
- [41:55]
Hayley Carania
That's a good question.
- [41:58]
Co-host or Guest (possibly Andrew or a close collaborator)
I have a theory.
- [42:00]
Hayley Carania
Is there an armrest in the middle?
- [42:02]
Co-host or Guest (possibly Andrew or a close collaborator)
So it's.
- [42:03]
Hayley Carania
I mean, in the aisle? Yeah.
- [42:05]
Co-host or Guest (possibly Andrew or a close collaborator)
Yes. So it's armrest chair. Armrest chair, Armrest chair. So there's four total armrests.
- [42:12]
Hayley Carania
I think you get the armrest to the right.
- [42:15]
Co-host or Guest (possibly Andrew or a close collaborator)
I think middle seat gets both. They get to decide.
- [42:20]
Hayley Carania
I think if you are a window seat person, you're going to lean over to that side anyway. That's sort of the purpose of having the window seat. People who like to sleep on airplanes that need to sort of lean over a little bit, I feel like they prefer the window seat because they're going to go that way. They're not. I don't. I can't see a window seat person leaning the other way. I think it just. It sort of depends. People in the chat are agreeing that center gets both. Yeah. I mean, you're definitely the least comfortable person out of the three, so. Yeah, I mean, I. I don't know what I do on planes. Honestly, I'm going to get. I'm getting on a plane on Friday, so I'll.
- [43:02]
Co-host or Guest (possibly Andrew or a close collaborator)
Let me know how it goes.
- [43:04]
Hayley Carania
I'll let you all know. Unfortunately, I have no one to hold hands with through tsa, so I can't test that theory.
- [43:08]
Co-host or Guest (possibly Andrew or a close collaborator)
But they only let you get so far, in my experience, you know.
- [43:12]
Hayley Carania
That's too bad. Very cute. All right, Blind reaction time.
- [43:18]
Co-host or Guest (possibly Andrew or a close collaborator)
Yes, ma'.
- [43:19]
Hayley Carania
Am. In it. Okay. I haven't seen these videos, obviously.
- [43:22]
Co-host or Guest (possibly Andrew or a close collaborator)
All right. On your sheet of paper, I did give you descriptions, so. Or at least a title.
- [43:27]
Hayley Carania
Oh, hold on. Okay. This says, lights out.
- [43:33]
Co-host or Guest (possibly Andrew or a close collaborator)
Enjoy.
- [43:38]
Hayley Carania
These are kit. What are they doing? What is this? What is this? Karate or martial arts or something? Jiu Jitsu. Yeah, I don't know the difference, so don't come for me. Can you play that again?
- [43:52]
Co-host or Guest (possibly Andrew or a close collaborator)
Yes.
- [43:56]
Hayley Carania
Wow. These kits are pretty good. The glasses come off and then he just. He's not kidding, is he?
- [44:05]
Co-host or Guest (possibly Andrew or a close collaborator)
Wrong guy.
- [44:06]
Hayley Carania
He needs his glasses back. He's like, just kicking this random guy in the side. Get this kid some. Some. What are those called? Contacts. He needs contacts.
- [44:20]
Co-host or Guest (possibly Andrew or a close collaborator)
I'm gonna be honest. When I was watching, I was like, oh, it's about to get so real. This kid's about to go off.
- [44:25]
Hayley Carania
Every man for himself. I felt so bad. He didn't know where he was.
- [44:29]
Fourth Grade Girl in Recess Video
Kick.
- [44:30]
Hayley Carania
Well, maybe. Is his eyesight that bad? I mean, he's fighting the guy in the red shirt, and he just. He hit the guy in the blue shirt. One thing over.
- [44:37]
Co-host or Guest (possibly Andrew or a close collaborator)
It's tough out here.
- [44:38]
Hayley Carania
Aw.
- [44:39]
Co-host or Guest (possibly Andrew or a close collaborator)
Builds character.
- [44:40]
Hayley Carania
That's tough. I hope everyone's okay. All right, this next one says convict hamster ball. Convict with a K. Seeing Akon fighting for his life in a hamster ball was not on my 20th, 2026 bingo card. And, oh, no. Oh, no. I didn't know that Akon was. I didn't know that Akon was on tour. I hadn't heard that name in years. You would think that you would maybe test this before.
- [45:17]
Co-host or Guest (possibly Andrew or a close collaborator)
And we're back up.
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Hayley Carania
Oh, you know, you got to rely on the. The crowds. Oh, this is bad. He really does look like he's struggling. He's in a hamster wheel in the crowd. Come on, crowd. This is why everyone needs to go to the gym. Is this an AON song? What is even happening here? I've never heard this song. It's time to get back on stage. Stage. Akon.
- [45:47]
Co-host or Guest (possibly Andrew or a close collaborator)
You can hear him hitting the mic in the ball.
- [45:51]
Hayley Carania
He should have a good. A love mic on. Oh, man, that's tough. Yeah. Seeing Akon struggle in a hamster ball was not on my bingo card either. And when I saw your thing, convict hamster ball, I thought to myself, what could that possibly be? And it is just a con and a hamster ball.
- [46:16]
Co-host or Guest (possibly Andrew or a close collaborator)
So the world was a better place when Akon was thriving.
- [46:19]
Hayley Carania
I think there's something to be said for performers that can put on a show without all the bells and whistles. Pink and Chris Brown are known for flying themselves on. You know, they're doing, like, trapeze in their. In their sets at their concerts. They're just. They're strapped up. They've got cables and cords, and they're flinging themselves from one end of the stadium to the other. I don't think that all that's necessary. It's giving mega church, and I don't think that that's necessary. And, you know, people. People hate when I talk about Taylor Swift because I'm not a fan of hers. And I think that if you are a good enough singer or a good enough performer, you don't need all the bells and whistles. You could just be just you and your guitar, you and your instrument, you and your piano. Whatever you got to do, just sit there and perform. And if you're good enough, then you don't need any. All the rest. And John Mayer comes to mind for me. I saw John Mayer in concert. He's extremely talented live. He plays the harmonica. He plays the guitar. He's obviously an insane guitarist. But he only had like a little slideshow thing behind him. It wasn't anything special. It was like a. Looked like a Windows screensaver behind him. And he was just absolutely crushing it. And that just goes to show if you. If you've got it, you don't need all that stuff. So convict. Convict music. Okay, the next one says hashtag blessed.
- [47:47]
Church Speaker
Talk to your roommates. If you don't talk to your spouse, if you don't talk to your friends, then there's going to be a disconnect. There's going to be a lack of intimacy there. And I find in. What I found is that the reason people don't talk to God is because they feel like there's a lack of intimacy there. They feel like there's some sort of disconnect. And so at the end of the day, what God wants for you and what God wants for me, what God wants for his kids is to be able to know that God has already given himself fully over to us. God is not withholding anything back. As much of God as you want, as much of God's goodness, as much of God's presence, as much of God's spirit. It's a wide open door because he's already given you the Holy Spirit. How much more will he not give you? All.
- [48:24]
Co-host or Guest (possibly Andrew or a close collaborator)
I saw this video and I thought it was a joke.
- [48:28]
Hayley Carania
Is it not?
- [48:29]
Co-host or Guest (possibly Andrew or a close collaborator)
It is not. That is what he posted as like a church. He wore that on a Sunday. Full confidence.
- [48:36]
Hayley Carania
What kind of church is that?
- [48:39]
Co-host or Guest (possibly Andrew or a close collaborator)
A church kind. I don't know.
- [48:41]
Hayley Carania
Not Catholic, I can tell you that. Say what you want about the Catholic Church, you're never going to see that there.
- [48:45]
Co-host or Guest (possibly Andrew or a close collaborator)
That's a tough fit.
- [48:46]
Hayley Carania
You're never going to see that there. And we have the hardest fits in the Catholic Church. You want to talk about fashion and
- [48:51]
Co-host or Guest (possibly Andrew or a close collaborator)
I don't like making fun of people.
- [48:53]
Hayley Carania
Drip. That's holy. Drip.
- [48:55]
Co-host or Guest (possibly Andrew or a close collaborator)
Don't like making fun of people for clothes because I wear some crazy stuff. I get it. What? Come on, man.
- [49:02]
Hayley Carania
It's nuts. Yeah. I'm telling you, this is like a. Didn't Kanye west wear stuff like this? Yeah, really large clothing.
- [49:10]
Co-host or Guest (possibly Andrew or a close collaborator)
And a large puffer. Like, it's incredibly big. Like, comically big.
- [49:16]
Hayley Carania
If I had to guess, he got it from Aritzia. Aritzia has these big puffer jackets that people go viral on social media. They're, like, running around, and then they're ridiculously large. And it looks like he is wearing one for real.
- [49:27]
Co-host or Guest (possibly Andrew or a close collaborator)
They're like, yeah, dog, we got a quadruple XL for you in the back. Let's go. Wheel it out.
- [49:33]
Hayley Carania
Yeah. You know what? On Sunday, I'm never gonna see that. So. All right, this next one says prepped and ready.
- [49:40]
Doomsday Prepper in Skit
Are you prepped for when hits the fan?
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Kid Doing Seagull Calling and Participant in Prepping Skit
It already has.
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Doomsday Prepper in Skit
So you got your water?
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Kid Doing Seagull Calling and Participant in Prepping Skit
I have everything.
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Doomsday Prepper in Skit
Gallon per person, per day?
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Kid Doing Seagull Calling and Participant in Prepping Skit
Everything.
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Doomsday Prepper in Skit
You got fuel?
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Hayley Carania
Yes.
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Doomsday Prepper in Skit
You got quarts of wood?
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Kid Doing Seagull Calling and Participant in Prepping Skit
No. It never gets that cold.
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Doomsday Prepper in Skit
You got solar panels?
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Kid Doing Seagull Calling and Participant in Prepping Skit
Yes. Are you prepared?
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Doomsday Prepper in Skit
Yes.
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Kid Doing Seagull Calling and Participant in Prepping Skit
Prove it.
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Doomsday Prepper in Skit
I don't want to show off my stuff. Low visibility. Don't be the loot. Spot.
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Kid Doing Seagull Calling and Participant in Prepping Skit
That's a lie.
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Doomsday Prepper in Skit
Don't print.
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Kid Doing Seagull Calling and Participant in Prepping Skit
That's a lie. Why are you wearing dark glasses when you're interviewing somebody? Paris, what are you hiding? Why are your lips twitching? I've hit a nerve. What's going on? Who are you? Who are you?
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Doomsday Prepper in Skit
Do you have a dirt bike?
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Kid Doing Seagull Calling and Participant in Prepping Skit
Yes.
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Doomsday Prepper in Skit
You're not running ethanol on your chainsaw, are you?
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Kid Doing Seagull Calling and Participant in Prepping Skit
I don't need a chainsaw.
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Doomsday Prepper in Skit
What are you cutting wood with?
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Kid Doing Seagull Calling and Participant in Prepping Skit
I'm not cutting wood. I'm gathering wood that's already fallen and dried. Easily portable. See you after Armageddon. We'll meet here.
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Doomsday Prepper in Skit
Promise.
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Kid Doing Seagull Calling and Participant in Prepping Skit
No.
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Hayley Carania
Well, at least they have a meeting spot. That's step one. What is this, a skit?
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Co-host or Guest (possibly Andrew or a close collaborator)
No, he just got got.
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Hayley Carania
What do you mean?
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Co-host or Guest (possibly Andrew or a close collaborator)
He was trying to be funny. That's a random lady who got him.
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Hayley Carania
Yeah, I guess. This is getting me thinking that I don't have a. I don't have a house. So it's hard for me to doomsday prep when I don't have space.
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Co-host or Guest (possibly Andrew or a close collaborator)
You don't have cords of wood?
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Hayley Carania
No.
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Co-host or Guest (possibly Andrew or a close collaborator)
Solar panels?
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Hayley Carania
No.
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Co-host or Guest (possibly Andrew or a close collaborator)
Dirt bike?
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Hayley Carania
No. Chainsaw? No.
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Co-host or Guest (possibly Andrew or a close collaborator)
Man.
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Hayley Carania
I know. Who are you? I know. I'm totally screwed. I'm totally screwed. Yeah, I would love to doomsday prep. Honestly, I do have a lot of water.
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Co-host or Guest (possibly Andrew or a close collaborator)
That's a Florida thing you gotta be prepared for.
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Hayley Carania
Gotta be prepared. So I always have water. Extra cases of water, just in case, you know, external chargers from my phone. Of course. Because even in times of need. I will be scrolling.
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Co-host or Guest (possibly Andrew or a close collaborator)
I'm judging you so hard.
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Hayley Carania
Someone in the chat said Haley's screwed. Listen. Yes, I am okay, last one. Waffle House way.
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Narrator of Hell Michigan and Waffle House Videos
I had no idea about the Waffle House way. This shit is insane.
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Waffle House Employee in Training Video
You may have asked yourself why I made sure to keep the jelly packs vertical. That's because if I turn, the pack is now the mark for an omelet. So if the customer wants two eggs, you add the mustard pack below the jelly pack and add a slice of cheese. You also want to tear off a small corner of the cheese and place it on the top of the marker to help you remember it comes with cheese. Don't let this mayo pack confuse you. As long as you see two pickles on the plate, you know this is a sandwich. If you are unsure about any of the marks, always consult the Waffle House way.
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Narrator of Hell Michigan and Waffle House Videos
What? So you're telling me these people need to know this crazy ass cryptic and know how to fight? What? This is wild. Waffle. Waffle House employees, thank you for your service.
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Hayley Carania
That's what they're doing back there. That's that. That's the Waffle House way. That's crazy. I don't understand. This is what. I've never worked in a restaurant before, so I don't really know how this works from the process of taking the order and then getting the order to the kitchen. And then what they do, they put. They're putting three slices of cheese on the side.
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Co-host or Guest (possibly Andrew or a close collaborator)
And the jelly tells on how people want it prepared. And it's just like a little reminder.
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Hayley Carania
They don't have it written down.
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Co-host or Guest (possibly Andrew or a close collaborator)
Well, like, hey, this guy want, you know, automated.
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Hayley Carania
Now you don't have. It's got to be automated. Now.
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Co-host or Guest (possibly Andrew or a close collaborator)
This was from an old training video, and I do love, like, old fast food training videos because they used to put their heart and soul into it.
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Hayley Carania
Can you pull this up again? I mean, this looks like. It does look like war plans.
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Co-host or Guest (possibly Andrew or a close collaborator)
Yes,
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Hayley Carania
and let's just pause it if you can. I mean, it looks very intricate. And to his point, I wouldn't expect that Waffle House employees would be, you know, required to know all of this stuff, but this is very intricate. I have a new. A newfound appreciation for my Waffle House employees. I'm gonna be honest. Can I. Is this a safe space? Can I just be honest with everyone in the chat? I went to Waffle House once. I will never be back.
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Co-host or Guest (possibly Andrew or a close collaborator)
All right, so a big part of Waffle House is where. Where was this located?
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Hayley Carania
Tennessee.
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Co-host or Guest (possibly Andrew or a close collaborator)
Yeah, it's a good spot for a Waffle House. When? What time of day did you go?
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Hayley Carania
It was probably like 8pm too early.
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Co-host or Guest (possibly Andrew or a close collaborator)
Waffle House is not a Too early, is it?
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Hayley Carania
It's 24 hours. Waffle House.
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Co-host or Guest (possibly Andrew or a close collaborator)
Indeed. Waffle House is so 24 hours that when there's a national emergency, it's always open.
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Hayley Carania
I knew that.
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Co-host or Guest (possibly Andrew or a close collaborator)
They check the Waffle House's opening to see how quick the towns are recovering.
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Hayley Carania
Right.
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Co-host or Guest (possibly Andrew or a close collaborator)
I didn't know that between the hours of midnight and about 5am is when waffle House is the best.
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Hayley Carania
So I would consider myself a fan of waffles because someone in the chat asked me, why will I not be back? I would consider myself not a waffle connoisseur, but a fan of waffles. And when I think of waffles, I think of thick, fluffy Belgian wash waffles. And what they have at Waffle House is an abomination in my opinion. They're like this thin. They're this thin. The waffles. It's like not even a waffle. It's like a fat person sat on one and then they served it to you.
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Co-host or Guest (possibly Andrew or a close collaborator)
Did you put anything in said waffles or just plain waffle?
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Hayley Carania
What do you mean?
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Co-host or Guest (possibly Andrew or a close collaborator)
So like chocolate chips? That's like.
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Hayley Carania
I don't remember.
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Co-host or Guest (possibly Andrew or a close collaborator)
Alright, so you did not experience Waffle House. You just.
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Hayley Carania
I just don't remember. I don't remember. Cause it wasn't a great experience.
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Co-host or Guest (possibly Andrew or a close collaborator)
The dirtier the Waffle House.
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Hayley Carania
Is there one by us?
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Co-host or Guest (possibly Andrew or a close collaborator)
Actually, I think there's one sort of near us.
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Hayley Carania
Okay, I have to go. Guess what.
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Co-host or Guest (possibly Andrew or a close collaborator)
I have to go at like 3am Guess what?
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Hayley Carania
We're taking the show on the road. We're going to Waffle House. We're going to Waffle House. In a waymo. Everyone stay tuned. Everyone stay tuned. And then we're gonna go. We'll stop at the Waffle House on the way to the Tesla Diner. Stay tuned for that. All right, thank you for scrolling along with me today. You could catch me on. Of course. Right here on Rumble. Watch the show whenever you want. After the show airs live, you can listen on your favorite podcast platform. Make sure that you are subscribed. I don't care where you watch, where you listen. Subscribe and tell a friend. You can follow me on social media. Ayleycarania and I will see you right back here tomorrow. Bye,
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Kid Doing Seagull Calling and Participant in Prepping Skit
Sam.