Minneapolis Mayor Needs a Reality Check! - Scrolling w/ Hayley Caronia (Ep.228)

Summary

Scrolling with Hayley — “Minneapolis Mayor Needs a Reality Check!” with Hayley Caronia (Ep. 228)

Date: February 4, 2026
Host: Hayley Caronia
Theme: A critical, no-nonsense conservative take on Minneapolis’s challenges, ICE, culture clashes, viral stories, and generational quirks.

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Episode Overview

In this lively and unapologetically conservative episode, Hayley Caronia dissects the latest headlines and cultural flashpoints—from Minneapolis’s economic troubles and ICE controversy to viral oddities like World War-era bombshells in bizarre places and falling iguanas in Florida. Hayley weaves in her sharp commentary, audience engagement, and a dose of internet culture, offering listeners both a recap of the week’s most outrageous events and her signature candid opinions.

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Main Topics & Key Discussion Points

1. Minneapolis Mayhem: ICE, Mayor Frey, and Business Decline

[02:03] – [10:00]

• Mayor Frey’s Confusion: Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey shares that local businesses are suffering, attributing the downturn to ICE’s "Operation Metro Surge." He claims small businesses are losing millions weekly, with cultural corridor businesses down by 50%.

  • Quote [02:03] Mayor Frey: “Small local businesses collectively are losing between 10 and 20 million dollars every single week... there’s a very quick and straightforward antidote to bring these businesses back, which is to have Operation Metro Surge end and to have ICE leave our city.”

• Hayley’s Reaction: Hayley scathingly rebuts Frey’s blaming ICE, arguing the real issue is a hostile environment created by aggressive leftist protesters and municipal mismanagement.

  • Quote [03:21] Hayley: “It is not ICE deterring people from going to businesses downtown, it’s the lunatics—his voters, really.”

• Protester Disruption: Hayley points out how ordinary citizens and businesses are targeted by overzealous protesters, including accusations for merely appearing to “look like ICE agents” or for not visibly supporting activist causes.

  • Quote [05:08] Hayley: “If you don’t have a sign in your hand, you are a prime target.”

• Video Evidence: Hayley narrates several viral protest clips:

  • Protesters harassing bystanders with snowballs and verbal abuse ([08:21])
  • An incident where coffee is knocked from a man’s hand by a protester ([09:00])

• Corporate-Speak Translation: Hayley deciphers politically correct business leaders’ statements as thinly veiled pleas for city leaders to restore order and protect their bottom lines.

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2. The Tolerant Left? Examples (with Humor)

[10:00] – [17:30]

• Hypocrisy Callout: Hayley highlights the apparent contradictions among left-leaning activists—accusing conservatives of racism or misogyny while engaging in “projection” and ostracizing women for “trans women.”

  • Quote [11:12] Hayley: “Democrats used to be the party of women... They’ve thrown that out the window on behalf of trans women, men.”

• Town Hall Drama and Fashion Snark: Hayley lampoons a town hall confrontation involving a blue-haired transgender activist, critiquing not just the interaction but their latex attire and self-presentation.

  • Quote [17:00] Hayley: “You never know which way they’re coming or going... This, like, androgynous half, you know, basically like a mutant human being.”

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3. ICE Billboard in San Francisco & Super Bowl Security

[22:25] – [25:40]

• San Francisco Billboard Backlash: A conservative group’s pro-ICE billboard at Fisherman’s Wharf draws liberal outrage and local protest.

  • Quote [25:00] Concerned community member: “It made me sick to my stomach.”

• Super Bowl ICE Rumors: Hayley clears up the confusion around ICE’s presence at the upcoming Super Bowl—explaining security is standard DHS procedure, not a “raid on immigrants.”

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4. Biolabs, Crime Stories, and Culture Wars

[25:40] – [37:48]

• Illegal Biolab Bust: Hayley covers a Las Vegas illegal lab linked to a Chinese national, containing Ebola, HIV, and other dangerous agents, voicing strong opposition to such activities.

  • Quote [26:41] Hayley: “I don’t want another leak. We don’t need this in America.”

• Savannah Guthrie’s Mom Missing: A brief update on true crime news, focusing on the personal toll and Hayley’s empathy for the family.

• Jill Biden’s Ex-Husband Arrested: Hayley jokes darkly about Jill Biden’s “track record,” using the alleged crime to riff on exes and political spouses.

• Nicki Minaj Goes Conservative: Praise for Nicki’s pro-voter ID tweets. Hayley touts widespread bipartisan support for voter ID, mocking left-wing objections as out of touch.

  • Quote [38:15] Hayley: “Nicki Minaj was right yet again.”

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5. American Slang by Generation: Laughs and Critiques

[39:00] – [46:30]

• Review of Generational Slang: Hayley and co-hosts riff on classic and modern slang from “jalopy” and “groovy” to “bae” and “rizz.”
  • Amusing aside on “chapel ganger” (an ‘ugly’ doppelganger) as innovative Gen Alpha slang.
  • Debate over which generations use what phrases, and comedic reflections on reclaiming “forbidden” slang.

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6. **Bonus Segments:

• Viral Oddities
• Iguana Invasions
• Food Dares**

A. WWI Bombshells Where They Don’t Belong

[46:32] – [52:30]

• French Hospital Evacuations: Commentary on two separate stories (2022 and 2026) of French men showing up at hospitals with live WWI artillery shells in their bodies.
  • Quote [48:45] Haley: “You have to be really bored and motivated to get this done.”

B. Iguanas Falling From the Sky & Florida Food Creativity

[61:26] – [70:44]

• Freeze-Induced Iguana Drop: South Florida’s cold snap causes iguanas to enter torpor and drop from trees; locals catch dozens for the state’s population control efforts.

  • Quote [62:53] Iguana Catcher: “68 iguanas and a handful of Cuban dinols!”

• Iguana Cuisine: Debates about eating iguana (pizza, tacos, etc.), with audience and crew offering reactions ranging from disgust to culinary curiosity.

  • Quote [67:24] Chat Participant: “This is the first iguana pizza in the history of mankind.”

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7. Culture Clips & Parenting in Different Eras

[53:42] – [61:00]

• Woke Parenting Gone Wild: Viral video of a mother saying she’d rather kill herself and her family than have ICE apprehend them, which Hayley lampoons as “stat-worthy crazy.”

  • Quote [54:24] Concerned Community Member: “...if it comes down to me taking out myself and my kids versus us being taken and harmed by ICE... that is a very dark thought.”

• Masculinity and Low-Testosterone Models: Hayley critiques the ‘feminization’ of male fashion and pop culture’s departure from traditional masculinity.

• Old-School Parenting: Hayley shares a clip of a grandparent telling a child, “It’s because you were running like a fairy. Now you’re crying,” as a throwback to 90s toughness.

• Comedic Confusion: Kids at a “vasectomy party” mistake their dad’s procedure for “cutting off his penis,” highlighting the hilarious misinterpretations of adult topics by children.

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Notable Quotes & Moments (With Timestamps)

• Hayley on Minneapolis Mayor’s instinct:
  [03:21] “I do not want to visit Minneapolis... Maybe if you get all the liptards out and the protesters out, I still don’t think I have any desire.”

• On protester logic:
  [05:08] “If you are not with us in the streets protesting, you’re against us.”

• On generational slang:
  [43:08] “No one says ‘bae.’ Maybe it was a thing for like five seconds in 2012.”

• On iguana cuisine:
  [67:28] Haley: “If you put bacon and ranch on anything, I would eat it.”

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Key Timestamps to Jump In

• [02:03] – Mayor Frey’s ICE/businesses video & Hayley’s reaction
• [08:21] – Protesters confront ICE; racial, trans, and gender discourse
• [13:36] – Protesters sing “We are Somali, we are Latino” in Target
• [22:25] – Super Bowl & ICE rumors; San Francisco billboard coverage
• [25:40] – Illegal biolab and criminal investigations
• [38:15] – CNN agreeing with Nicki Minaj on voter ID
• [46:32] – French bombshell-in-butt story
• [61:26] – Falling iguanas and the great Florida iguana roundup
• [67:28] – Iguana pizza/iguana taco debates
• [54:24] – Viral mom on ICE “threat”
• [58:04] – 90s parenting wisdom video
• [59:21] – Vasectomy party confusion

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Tone & Style

Hayley’s delivery is fast-paced, irreverent, and loaded with sardonic humor and culture-war jabs. She combines heartfelt moments (e.g., with missing persons) with biting parody (especially of liberal activists), punctuating the episode with honest frustration, wild story selection, and consistent engagement with her live audience and co-hosts.

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This episode is jam-packed with headline analysis, viral weirdness, generational quirks, and Hayley’s signature brand of conservative candor. If you like your political podcasts sharp, controversial, and witty—with a dose of Florida Man energy—scroll with Haley.

Transcript

[Haley]

Hello and welcome to Scrolling with Haley. And let me just say, after a almost a full year of saying nightly scroll, this is still not rolling off the tongue for me. I know this is the third day of Scrolling with Haley, but we will get there. We will get used to it. Thank you for being here. I appreciate everyone who's already on Rumble Rumble in the chat rumble.com Haley brings you to the Bongino Report Channel. Of course, if you're watching the Dan Bongino show, you might just be here because of the Raid. So thank you for staying. I've got a great show for you on deck tonight. Quick reminder to subscribe to the Bongino Report channel. Also, if you listen later on whatever podcast platform you listen on, Apple Podcasts, Spotify, iHeart, wherever you get your show, make sure you are subscribed. Leave a review 5 stars. Say something nice about me. This all helps. And of course tell a friend. But what do we have on Deck today? Well, Minneapolis Mayor Frey is confused as to why businesses are suffering in his city. I can't imagine why he's confused and he thinks it's because of ice. Allow me to give him a much needed reality check. Also, a pro ICE billboard is triggering the libs in San Francisco ahead of the Super Bowl. This brings me joy. Also, a French man had a live war World War II bombshell removed from his butt. I can't get enough of this story. We're going to discuss and I want all of your opinions in the chat. It is just, it is crazy. Well, I have so many questions. Why, where, how we're going to get into it. Also, iguanas are falling from the sky in South Florida and some people are turning lemons into lemonade or other iguana meat treats. So we are going to get into all of that today on Scrolling with Haley. Okay, get a load of this video. This is Mayor Frey, Mayor of Minneapolis. He is confused as to why businesses are down in Minneapolis. Watch.

[Minneapolis Mayor Frey]

So I'm sitting at my desk here and just got some really sobering figures about the impact that this Operation Metro surge by ICE is having on our communities. And we've all heard about the families getting torn apart. We've all heard about the constitutional violations. We've heard about people going hungry. And in addition to that, there's a massive impact on our small and local businesses. Small local businesses collectively are losing between 10 and 20 million dollars every single week. Businesses along cultural corridors are down at least 50% and the Latino owned businesses and Somali owned businesses are drastically below that hotels have lost about $4.4 million because of cancellations. And so for those that claim that they care about our economy and care about businesses, there is a very quick and straightforward antidote to bring these businesses back, which is to have Operation Metro Surge end and to have ICE leave our city. Let's bring the economy back. Let's help these businesses out. Let's make sure that our city can return to this great comeback that we were seeing and let's get ICE to leave.

[Haley]

Okay. I mean no disrespect to the patriots that I know live in Minnesota, Right. They might not live in the city center, they might not live in Minneapolis or St. Paul. They might not be a libtard. I know that there are God fearing American patriots who live there. Right? Right. I do not want to visit Minneapolis. It is not on my list of places to go. I'm sorry. It's just not on my bucket list. I don't know if it ever will. Even if you get all of the liptards out and all of the protesters out and this dies down, I still don't think I have any, I don't know, any desire to go visit this place. I know I've seen too much, actually. I've seen too much of the people there. I don't want to see any more. And you know, Mayor Frase talking about all these businesses, you know, they're down 50%. Then he's talking about, you know, Somali businesses are also down. I can't imagine why that would be. Again, it's not because they're Somali. It's because of all the fraud, right? It's because of everything that Nick Shirley exposed about them. They're not even real businesses potentially. So even this last week, you may remember that a lot of the businesses in, in the Minneapolis area, they wrote an open letter to leaders like this guy, right? Like Mayor Fright saying the recent challenges facing our state have created a widespread disruption and tragic loss of life. For the past several weeks, representatives of Minnesota's business community have been working every day behind the scenes with federal, state and local officials to advance real solutions. These efforts have included close communication with the governor, the White House, the vice president and local mayors. There are ways for us to come together and foster progress. And then they said with yesterday's tragic news, we are calling for an immediate de escalation of tensions and for state and local federal officials to work together to find real solutions. Okay, then the business leaders in the Minneapolis area are saying, we are actually working. We are working behind the scenes to make sure that everyone is working together, because, again, it's hurting their wallet. So they said, in this difficult moment for our community, we call for peace and focused cooperation among local, state, and federal leaders to achieve a swift and durable solution that enables families, businesses, and our employees and communities to resume our work. You get it, right? So I will translate this into what they're actually talking about, right? Because this is like politically correct corporate speak. This is what the CEOs are really thinking. All of the political theater and all of the chaos is hurting our businesses. It is hurting our wallets. They are asking the local government to please cooperate with the federal government to get this thing under control and fast. And I really can't imagine why anyone of sound mind would want to willingly go to Downtown Minneapolis or St. Paul with all these lunatics running around. And by lunatics, I mean the unemployed freaks of nature who have way too much time on their hands. They're blocking traffic. There are constant yelling and bullhorns. It's making it undesirable for any normal person to want to go and do anything because they risk being harassed if they don't join in. Regular people. We've played videos on this show. Regular people driving trucks. Not ice, not immigration enforcement. They're not cops, nothing. Just regular people who have trucks are being stopped, harassed, honked at, followed. Regular people go to restaurants and they're being harassed because some idiots think that they're ICE agents. Literally, if you are dressed, you know, and you're wearing, like, work boots or anything like that, you're going to be targeted. They have a mentality that is, if you are not with us, AKA you have your sign and, you know, you've got your, you know, pink, you know what? Hat on. You know, if you're not with us in the streets protesting, you're against us. So basically, if you're going to your job, you're going along with business as usual, that automatically means, in their mind, that you're an ICE sympathizer, maga, Nazi, whatever. And if you happen to be, you know, one of the few normal people in Minneapolis who might lean to the left, but you know, you have money to spend, you're not going to go to the downtown areas. You're probably going to avoid them like the plague. It's getting pretty ghetto over there. And to clear up any confusion that Mayor Frey has about why businesses are experiencing this lull, I have compiled a few videos that prove it is not ice's fault. It is the tolerant left. So get A load of this. This is a transgender protester that is among those hurling racial slurs at an ICE agent. Watch. Like, we should rip people apart from their family. Are you a man? Wow. Wow. Is that a question?

[Minneapolis Mayor Frey]

Wow.

[Haley]

Okay.

[Protester/Onlooker]

How do you feel about ripping people from their family?

[Iguana Catcher]

Does that feel good?

[Haley]

Sir, I need to move.

[Iguana Catcher]

What the wrong with you people?

[Haley]

Why are you calling a woman a man? I mean, what kind of a guy does that? He just threw a snowball at the car. I don't know if you noticed that, but they just threw a snowball at the car. Again, they are so angry, these transgenders. They're flipping the bird. They're throwing snowballs, which is, like, really on the lower end of things that we've seen them do. But this is the tolerant left, right? These are the white savior complex liberals that are protesting on behalf of minorities, but only the minorities that have committed civil offenses, not the ones who serve in law enforcement positions. Then in their mind, that's bad. And the left is really good at projecting. They call Republicans racist, but they are the ones that are obsessed with race. They think about it nonstop. Then they call Republicans misogynistic while they advocate. Advocate for trans women instead of women. You know, Democrats used to be the party of women and feminism and all this stuff. They've thrown that out the window on behalf of trans women, men, and they call Republicans fascists. But then they spent the last four years weaponizing the justice system against their political enemies and also silencing the opposition. The Biden administration working with big Tech to silence conservatives, shadow, ban conservatives. We've all gone through this, right? Then the left calls ICE agents Nazis for wearing masks. But all of those people in that video were wearing masks. The COVID masks. They still have them on the other masks that just cover your nose. And I remember during COVID when they would absolutely crash out anytime someone didn't wear one. Then you see this video, and everyone's got one on. It's just crazy. We can no longer call these people protesters, but they are certainly not legal observers. They are agitators who are assaulting people they suspect to be ICE agents or ICE agents. And in this next video, these people, again, they're. They're targeting the wrong people. These are not ICE agents, but they go and knock the coffee out of this guy's hand. Watch this. Just trying to get a drink. That protester just knocked his coffee out. They're in a white suv. It's not a law enforcement vehicle. There's just some dudes getting a Drink, or at least trying. That's what. That's what's happening. Just dudes getting drinks. And if you are a bro in Minnesota and you wear jeans and work boots and maybe a beanie to keep yourself warm, just know that these agitators are coming for you. You don't have to work for ice. You just have to kind of sorta look like you might work for ice. Or you kind of sort of look like you have not normal testosterone levels. And if you don't have a sign in your hand, you are a prime target. Again, the mayor thinks that it's ice. It's deterring people from going to businesses. Meanwhile, if I had my fresh iced coffee in my hand and some lunatic knocked it out of my hand, that would deter me from going back to get another one. I would just want to get out of this place. And, you know, maybe ice is deterring illegal aliens, but not regular Minnesotans. So again, if you're a regular person in Minneapolis, you. You can't even go get yourself a drink or lunch downtown without being harassed. You also cannot go to Target without being serenaded by liberal boomers. Listen to this. We are Somali, we are Latino. That's what all of these white liberal boomers are singing in Target. And I thought it was Latinx. I thought it was like, I don't know, anti trans to say Latino and Latina because they are afraid of this, like gendered language. So they would say Latin, Latin X or I don't know how that you even say that. So now they're going against their own WOKE rules. None of those people, in my opinion, looked Somali or Latino or Latinx. And here's some more Singing at Target. But also a bold move to get in contact with the CFO of Target. They think that this lower level employee, no offense to him, is going to get them in contact with the. The men in charge. Watch this. They've got a frog suit on. Target. Do the right thing.

[Protester/Onlooker]

Now.

[Haley]

Ice out now. Ice out now. Ice out now. Ice out now. Ice OUT now. Ice out now. Ice outstanding now. Ice out now. When do they get in contact with each other to practice the singing? Like, do they. Do they. Do they get together and practice like a mirage bar situation? What?

[Andy]

At least they don't sound horrific. You know, they sound okay, okay, that's music.

[Haley]

That's an opinion.

[Andy]

That's the best liberal group singing we've heard.

[Haley]

That's okay.

[Andy]

That's terribly low bar.

[Haley]

That's your wrong opinion and you're entitled to it. I don't want to hear these liberal boomers singing.

[Andy]

I didn't say it was lyrical genius.

[Haley]

But, you know, I will say in this video, the longer video, these boomers, you know, they. They get actually confronted by a Target employee. And the Target employee goes up to them and says, hey, I totally understand why you're here. Like, he's trying to not get canceled and harassed by these people. You can tell, like, he's just doing his job, right? And he's like, hey, like, you know, you're basically deterring people from buying stuff at Target. You're being annoying as hell. And he's saying, you know, I'm happy to take any paperwork that you have. I'm happy. And these people are like, yeah, as a matter of fact, can you get this letter to the cfo? And it's just this dude, like, this, like, high school dude in glasses, and he's like, this guy does not know the CFO of Target or the CEO or anyone in. In leadership positions at Target. Like, he's just there clocking in for his 9 to 5. He's got an hourly wage. Like, he's not getting this letter to Target. And he even said, like, yeah, I'm going to try. I'm going to try to get your message to the cfo. It's just absolutely ridiculous. But anyway, if they're not in the streets or at Target, you know, that they can, you know, find a motley crew of blue haired transgenders and friends at a town hall. So look at this. Went there to record because there's Nazis in our city. I can do what I want.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Haley]

So can I watch them. What do you do?

[Protester/Onlooker]

The mayor, I don't care.

[Chat Participant]

You take it easy.

[Haley]

This issue, you guys see this?

[Protester/Onlooker]

The aggression.

[Haley]

We're standing up for each other. He came over, threatened me. It came over and threatened me. The mayor came over, it came over and threatened me. Honestly, it's like you have all these. These options to choose from for pronouns. And honestly, it is just the. The safest one. Again, I say this all the time on the show. Transgender people, you know, it's not about the destination because they never really get there. It's impossible to get there. Right. You're never going to transition to the opposite sex. That's why they are on a lifelong transition. It is a journey. And you never know. When you look at these people, you really never know which way they're coming or going. You just know that they're somewhere in the middle. This, like, androgynous half, you know, basically like a Mutant human being. Okay, so I would assume that this is a man pretending to be a woman. Blue hair, obese. I don't know why they, these people insist on wearing latex. Like, this is the last person on earth, the last it on earth I want to see wearing latex. It's so disgusting. And then these men, you know, they want to be women, but I would challenge them. Find me a woman who would wear that outfit. No, really, find me a woman. Like, who was your inspiration? I don't know. A woman that would wear a white long sleeve T shirt and then a latex dress on top, knee high socks, Converse sneakers, and blue hair with your hair in pigtails. Like, it's crazy to me. They don't know how to dress. It just goes to show their fashion sense. They are nowhere near women. They are nowhere even near pretending to becoming women. Nowhere near it.

[Concerned Community Member]

And.

[Haley]

And again, only sex workers wear latex. Like, did you know anyone who wears latex in your normal life? People don't wear this out to a town hall or, or work or dinner or anything. It's crazy. I mean, maybe like the Kardashians wear latex. Celebrities wear latex dresses, I guess. And sex workers like strippers. And then it's like he's wearing a latex dress, but then he has like pigtails on the top of his head. And like, only little girls wear their hair like that. So these transgenders, their gender dysphoria is really so deviant and deranged. It's like their view of women is strictly sexual, but also childlike. Like they want to be this sexualized version of a child. It's really disgusting. And they don't like being filmed. He got very angry, right? This is the testosterone coming out. This is the, the biological sex and him coming out, right? They don't like being filmed. They like, they like to film everyone else, but when they're on camera, they don't like it. They get very angry. And, you know, it's just, it's shocking to me. Like, it really is. It's shocking to me that these people deal with this. And I'm so glad that this person filming was like calling it it to its face. Like, these people need to be intimidated. They've. They've gotten a little too much. They feel like they have too much power in the social hierarchy. They think that they can just, you know, they, it's their rules. It's their way or the highway, and we need more people to call them out. It's just absolutely insane. February has A way of separating good intentions from the real habits. Right. January comes in strong and then real life pushes back. And sleep is usually the first thing sacrifice. And nothing affects how you think, work and show up more than sleep. That is why Dream by Beam has become one of my non negotiables. It is the habit that helps me wind down, shut my mind off and actually wake up feeling rested. Dream is made with a powerful blend of all natural ingredients. Reishi, magnesium, L theanine, apigenin and melatonin. And Beam is proudly founded in America and run by people who share our values, hard work, integrity and delivering results. So if you've been waiting for the right time to try Dream, this is it. They are offering the homies an exclusive discount going into the new year. Go to shopbeam.com scroll and use code scroll to get my exclusive offer for up to 40% off Beam's Dream powder. So with my discount code scroll you can get their best selling Dream powder for just $39. And let me tell you, this is like, they have different flavors, but they have sent me some to try. They sent me like a brownie flavor, a peanut butter cup flavor, and it's like my little sweet treat before bed. And it's a sweet treat that helps you fall asleep. Like, what is better than that? It's a two for one. So anyway, shotbeam.com scroll Andy was saying earlier that, yeah, it's just, it's very manly. Like, you know, he's like, well, stop filming. You know, like he's in a dress. But it's like, what are you doing? I'm more angry than you are. It's just very funny.

[Chat Participant]

What are you doing over there?

[Haley]

Yeah, what are you doing over there? What are you doing? Filming.

[Chat Participant]

I think I would misidentify. I mean, that's pretty obvious, isn't it?

[Haley]

It's funny.

[Chat Participant]

Quit what you're doing.

[Haley]

I do want to end on a high note here. These are all of my examples of why Mayor Frey is wrong. Right? It's not ICE deterring people from going downtown and spending their money at businesses. It's the lunatics that. It's his voters, really. But I wanted to end on a high note here because they are, they're following ICE agents. These protesters are following them around in the streets. These ICE agents are trying to do their jobs, right? And they're out patrolling. They're in their cars. And protesters have taken it upon themselves to follow and stalk them. So these ICE agents allegedly took these protesters, these stalkers, for a ride. Watch this. So here's ICE agents in Minneapolis playing Ring around the Rosie with neighbors. And it's as you could see, the, like a blacked out black car driving around. And it's just these protesters following, following, following again. They're just going ring around the Rosie, round and round and round. I hope they're. I hope they're not getting dizzy. I hope they're not getting car sick. But I think I, I can only imagine that the ICE agents in there are cracking up. Like, oh, they're, oh, they're still following us. They're still tracking us. It's just absolutely insane. All right, the super bowl is coming up this weekend and the left is all afraid of ICE carrying out deportations at the big game, outside of the big game. And listen, the Department of Homeland Security is heavily involved in super bowl security as part of this multi agency, federal, state and local effort. Of course, when you have a big game like this or any kind of game, I think it was, what was it last New Year's Eve where there was a terror attack at. What game was that in New Orleans? Was that the college football game?

[Dan]

Yes.

[Haley]

Yeah. So Dan's coming in here. He's saying, yes.

[Dan]

You're giving off total Joan Jett vibes today with this Joan Jett, Andy.

[Haley]

Yes, with my silver sweater on.

[Dan]

I'm a lovely agent myself.

[Protester/Onlooker]

Oh, yeah.

[Dan]

Joan Jett, Jim. Joan Jett vibes for Haley.

[Haley]

I like this. I like it. See, this is not something that I would. This is not something that I would buy, per se. Like, I wouldn't buy this sweater. But Andy says that he liked it. And I like this sweater because I'm renting it so I could try it on for size, see if I like it, and then I can just give it back at the end of the month if I don't like it. But I'm glad that you all like it. It's a little funky. Okay, it's a little funky. But anyway, back to the super bowl, right? Anytime that there's a big game like this, a lot of Americans in. In the same stadium or in the same area, big concerts. This is a security threat in general, right? And DHS has always been a part of the security efforts at the super bowl because they want to keep everyone safe, right? It's not necessarily about immigration efforts or anything like that. It's about, hey, there could be a bomb threat, a terrorist threat, I mean, a shooting, anything, right? I mean, any kind of big event like this, anything goes. So better to be safe than sorry. And back in October of 2025 20. Kristi Noem, the DHS secretary, said that ICE agents would be active at the game, and then they were kind of going back and forth. A DHS spokeswoman said most recently that they didn't say whether or not ICE agents were going to be there. And then NFL Chief Security officer, this woman, Cathy Lanier, said that federal security presence at the super bowl would be consistent with past Super Bowls and that ICE would not be present. Okay, so she said this in a statement. There are no planned ICE enforcement activities. We are confident of that. So whether ICE is going to be there, you know, rounding up illegals or not, they. They put up this billboard. Not ice, but this company, this nonprofit, conservative nonprofit called American Sovereignty. They put up this pro ICE billboard in San Francisco where the big game is going to be held. And this is the reaction. Watch. A new digital billboard at Fisherman's Wharf in San Francisco is evoking mixed reactions.

[Concerned Community Member]

It made me sick to my stomach.

[Haley]

It's an ad that shows support for ice. They have a job to do, too.

[Protester/Onlooker]

That's it.

[Haley]

You know, I don't have a problem with them. The billboard reads Defensive Player of the Year, ice. A group that calls itself American Sovereignty is behind the billboard. We tried to reach out to them to learn more about their motivation, but have not been able to reach anyone.

[Concerned Community Member]

I'm worried for my neighbors. I'm worried for what is happening, and I'm worried to see it escalating here.

[Haley]

With the super bowl just days away. These concerned community members say they're doing something every day to get their message out. All right, so the group is American Sovereignty, like I said. And this is part of a multimillion dollar advertising push to support ice. And. And their whole purpose for their ad campaign is to remind the public that ICE agents are family men. They are American patriots who are just doing their jobs. Amen to that. And speaking of protecting the homeland, the FBI has been cracking down on foreign nationals using bioweapons on our soil. And they just served a search warrant in a house in Vegas for potentially operating an illegal bio lab. And yes, in this lab, they found Ebola, tuberculosis, malaria, hiv, and Covid. Now, I don't want to know what these people are doing with these diseases and with these bioweapons. We already saw what happened during COVID I don't want this ever again, and I certainly don't want it on American soil. None of this testing stuff like, no, absolutely not. Cannot trust these people. And apparently this house in Vegas is owned by David Destiny Discovery llc. And that company is registered to. Anyone want to guess? A Chinese national. Okay, so this guy is from China. He comes here, and he actually was linked to another alleged illegal bio lab in California back in 2023. He was arrested then, and I guess he owned this potentially a second illegal biological weapon lab in Vegas. This is crazy. So in this past search warrant, they were able to nab the property manager for this new bio lab in Vegas. His name is Orey Solomon. And he was arrested now on a felony charge of improperly disposing of hazardous waste. I mean, you can't. Can't. There's no way that whatever they're doing with these diseases, whatever testing is going to be good, right? Can't trust these people at all. So apparently this lab, and we have the video of it, you could put it up there. But investigators say that this lab was located inside a locked garage within the house. And they collected over a thousand samples of, again, all of those diseases that I had mentioned earlier, the Ebola, hiv. Covid, what the heck? What the heck? They went in there, they said they found a bunch of like bio safety stickers, multiple refrigerators, and unknown liquids that were red and brown. They were in all these gallon sized containers, all these refrigerated vials with unknown liquids. And I don't want to. I don't want any part of this. I'm glad that the FBI has gotten in there and they're getting to the bottom of this, because who knows what could have happened. I don't want to know. I don't want to know. We already saw how Covid shut down our whole country. I hope that never happens ever again. Not even just our country, the whole world. And Covid was one of those things that completely red pilled me to a new level. Like, I was always conservative, but Covid just seeing all the government overreach that happened in that time, I mean, Democrats really weaponized this pandemic to keep control over the American people, which was really, really scary. So Covid red pilled me. I don't want another. You know, I don't. I don't need another leak. I don't need another lab leak. We don't need this. We don't need this in America. Absolutely not. This is just scary. I can't believe it's happening. And the FBI, they've caught other people too. And they're all connected to universities in the United States. University of Michigan, they were flying in and out of Detroit with all these bioweapons. It's like hell no. So I'm glad that they're getting to the bottom it. I also have some more details, unfortunately, on the story about Savannah Guthrie's mom, Nancy, who was reported missing on Sunday. We know that she was last seen at her house on Saturday night. She was reported missing the next day on Sunday after she missed church. And again, these are the details that we've already known. But she's of sound mind. She's on certain medications that authorities say could be fatal. She goes without them. But this isn't like an Alzheimer's dementia type situation where, you know, she wandered off and got lost or abducted. At that point, they're saying that's not the case. Authorities also said that there was some kind of a struggle at the home, and we're confident that Nancy Guthrie did not go willingly from her home. So News Nation actually captured this video outside of Nancy Guthrie. Nancy Guthrie's home. Let's take a look at this. Unfortunately, you could see what looks to be blood droplets on the ground, potentially broken glass. And there's a ring or what used to be a ring doorbell that was removed over the weekend. So they had doorbell footage that I guess the person or whoever. Again, this is all alleged investigation still ongoing. But if someone had attacked her in her home, they removed those cameras ahead of time. Now, we know since yesterday's show that Nancy's pacemaker stopped syncing with her Apple watch and her electronics were left behind at the house. Then FBI director Cash Patel was on Fox last night and said that they are investigating two ransom notes that were sent to a local news station in Arizona and also to tmz. Those ransom notes, they're still determining the credibility of those, but we're demanding millions of dollars in bitcoin and something about sort of like this or. Or else factor to it, like if you don't comply with these demands, you know, you don't know what we're going to do with her kind of a thing. Threatening tone to the letter. Again, unclear if those letters are credible. But News Nation also reported a potential link to Nancy's son in law. So this is the man that her daughter Annie is with. And it's unclear if they are married or just together. But Annie was reportedly playing games with her mom at the house the last night that she was seen. Unclear if, you know, Nancy's son in law was present. But Banfield, which is a show on News Nation, was reporting that now investigators have towed Annie's car, which has some connection to this, this guy that she's with romantically. And they also reported that all of the cameras at Nancy's house in Tucson were smashed in. So again, in that video that News Nation caught, you see that ring doorbell camera or where it used to be was removed. And it seems like the person that did go into Nancy's home knew where all of the security cameras were because they were smashed in. So this kind of. Kind of signals that this was a personal attack. If the person knew Nancy and they knew where all the cameras were, maybe they had been in the house before, which is a very sad thing to think about. Again, I'm praying for the family. I can't imagine how disturbing this is and how distressing this is to know that you're, you know, Your aging mother, 84 years old, is somewhere. Right. Is she still alive? God, we hope so. Um, and she is a prayerful woman. I said this on the show yesterday. Prayers help the power of prayer. I believe in it. This family believes in it. And I think they would be more appreciative than, you know, to have as many prayers as possible. I'm just, I'm keeping them in my thoughts and prayers. It's just so, ugh, it makes me so sad. I'm like, reading details of this story last night, and I'm like, tearing up because it's just you. You put yourself in these shoes. It's almost impossible to do that. But imagine a loved one of yours going through this and feeling so hopeless. It's just. It's horrible. And I saw, you know, her Today show co hosts were just, you know, talking about it earlier, and they're feeling for her, and it's just. It's very sad. Savannah Guthrie is obviously not at work right now, and she's already said that she will not be doing the Olympic coverage that she usually does with NBC. So it's all just very sad. I. I can't imagine, you know, going back to normal life ever. Even when this is all resolved, it just feels like this is such a traumatic experience. So I feel for them. Another interesting. I feel like we're. We're doing like a true crime segment here on scrolling with Haley today. But Jill Biden's ex husband was charged with murdering his wife back in December. This is a crazy, crazy story. So this guy's name is Bill, Bill Stevenson, and he was previously married to Dr. Jill Biden for five years. And now he has been hit with one count of first degree murder for allegedly killing his new wife, this woman, Linda Stevenson, 64 years old. And apparently he killed her at their home. And the cause of death hasn't been released yet, but they will be conducting an autopsy. And this guy is being held on $500,000 bail in a jail in Delaware. And what's really disgusting is he's smiling in his mugshot. That, to me, is just a telltale sign that you are so deranged. How do you. Well, allegedly, right? Allegedly commit murder and then you go get your photo taken. It's not like it's picture day in third grade. Like, you just potentially killed someone. You're going to be on trial for murder, you're going to be in jail, and you're smiling in your mugshot. I never understood when people do that. It's so bizarre. To me, it just shows, like, these people are, are evil, sick and deranged. And you know when people say, like, my ex was crazy. Oh, this guy I dated, this girl I dated, they're crazy. My ex girlfriend is crazy. Jill Biden actually gets to say her ex is crazy. Like, this is so validating. You know, you break up with someone and it's like, oh, they were crazy. And then they go commit murder. And it's like, see, see, I told you they were crazy. So, you know, she did move on to marry Joe Biden. So I don't know. She has a track record picking quality men, but, you know, there we go. That's the last thing I'm going to say on President Auto Pen there. I want to talk about Nicki Minaj. You know, I love talking about her. She is. I'm just thrilled that she's more publicly conservative than ever before. Right. Because she's always been this way. She's always rapped about. She's kind of like peppered it into her songs a little bit. But now she's full blown maga, which I absolutely love to see. She's out there with President Trump and she's tweeting about things that most people in the music industry would not talk about. Right. At least on this side of the aisle. So Nicki Minaj was talking about voter ID and what this is like. So she posted this on X saying, what? Sensible, forward thinking, cutting edge link, leading nation is having a debate on whether or not there should be voter id, like, question mark, question mark. They're actually fighting not to have people present IDs while voting for your leaders. Do you get it? With a bunch of exclamation points and question marks. Do you get it now? Right. And the majority of Americans agree with this because obviously I feel like most people, again, President Trump Won the popular vote, the, the Electoral College, every swing state. Most people agree with these things, right? This is common sense. The Democrats try to make this into something that it's not. But most people agree with this the same way that most people agree that the transgender stuff is crazy and we've. The Pride Month stuff is crazy. It's too much. Right? Most people realize that there's a need for border, border control and things like this. So this is no different. The voter ID issue. Americans agree. This is the, this is absolutely necessary. And no, Democrats, it is not racist. And even CNN had to admit it. This guy. Is this Harry Enton on, on CNN still or is this a different guy? We've got to play this video. He's got to report this.

[Chat Participant]

American people are with Nicki Minaj because what are we talking about here? So take a look here. Favor voter ID to vote. Look, I got all this polling on the screen going back since 2018. You'll notice on all of it, it's all north of 75%, 76%, 76%, 76%, 76%, 81% and then 83% in the last year of. Americans agree with Nicki Minaj. They favor photo.

[Haley]

Okay, so Americans agree. Nicki Minaj was right yet again. And it's really not as controversial as the Democrats claim it is. They are so desperate for illegals to vote, they stoop so low as to insinuate that black people can't access the Internet. They can't figure out how to get IDs or they can't afford them. They call us the racist ones and then they say stuff like that. It's absolutely insane. Then the left will push for no voter ID because they claim, oh well, women won't be able to figure out how to change their name after getting married. What if they get married, then they change their last name. Oh my gosh, you're not going to be able to vote. The Republicans are suppressing votes. Hello. Literally every single one of my married friends has figured this out. It's not a big deal. The left can't stop insulting their own base because they're trying to win over a brand new foreign one. That's what this is all about. The Democrats are importing all new voters, not Americans, people from across the border, border jumpers. They're importing their own new voting base. That's what this is about. Now I want to move on to some more funny content in the show. Now this next, it's not even like really an article, but I guess it's A study. And I'm so excited to talk to you guys in the chat about this because this is the. Apparently the most used slang for every generation. And I just. I want to weigh in on this as well. So from the silent generation to Gen Alpha, every generation has its own iconic slang that shaped how they spoke, joke, or express themselves. So can we scroll down here just so I can read this? Okay. Silent Generation, 1928, 1945. These are their. Their favorite slang terms. Cat's pajamas, scram, moxie, and what is that word? Jalopy. Am I saying that right? You guys in the chat can tell me if I'm pronouncing that right. I don't know what that means. What does that mean?

[Chat Participant]

Can you use that in a sentence?

[Haley]

Old, beat up car.

[Chat Participant]

Yeah, so just use it in a sentence.

[Haley]

I can't even pronounce it. Jalopy. That's what it is. All right, so I guess I've heard of cat's pajamas, scram and moxie. Sure. The other one, jalopy. That's my first time. Okay, so this is boomer slang. 1946, 1964. Groovy. Far out. Bummer. I feel like people still use these. These are very common. Groovy.

[Andy]

Far out is very Austin Powers, but far out.

[Haley]

Yeah, I mean, it's older, but it's not like, you know, younger people would still know what this bummer is.

[Andy]

Slight bummer is definitely not been phased out.

[Haley]

Yeah, I use bummer all the time. That's a bummer. I say that all the time. So, yeah, okay, that's boomers. You guys can tell me. In the chat, someone said still use them all. Also, people are saying that they, they drive jalopies and they're. They're confirming that I'm saying it right now. Listen, when it comes to cars, I don't know anything. I'm not an expert. Okay? Gen X, 1965-1980, they are using the words fresh. Right on. And epic. Fresh. Okay, fine. Right on. I would say that people are right on.

[Andy]

Something Andy would say.

[Haley]

Really? You say right on? Right on, Right on. Okay. I feel like people still use the boomer slang more than this slang. Fresh. People don't really say that anymore. Like, oh, that's fresh. It's a fresh outfit.

[Chat Participant]

I wouldn't say fresh, but like, I would say right on and then epic.

[Haley]

Is epic a slang term? I wouldn't even really consider that a slang term at all. That's odd to me. Epic. Do you guys agree?

[Andy]

It's like, it's like, epic. Like, surfer term. Like, whoa.

[Haley]

Like, that's epic.

[Andy]

Epic. I don't know.

[Haley]

I don't know that one. I don't. I don't really. I don't see it. Okay, millennials, this is my. This is my generation here. Although I don't. I don't identify as a millennial. I identify as Gen z. But millennials, 1981 to 1996. Okay. OMG. Yes. I don't say OMG, but I feel like saying, oh, my God. That's not really slang either. I guess they're talking about omg. Also lit. I guess I would say that. Like, the party's lit or this is lit. I guess.

[Chat Participant]

I'm never gonna say that.

[Haley]

Bae. I do not identify with that. No one says that. That was maybe for, like, five seconds in 2012, people would say bae before anything else. That stands for, like, you would call your boyfriend or girlfriend your bae.

[Chat Participant]

Oh, see, I didn't. I had to look at that. I had no idea what you were talking about. Never. No clue.

[Haley]

That's my bae.

[Andy]

Never.

[Haley]

No one says that. I'm telling you. Like, as a millennial, I'm telling you, no one says that. Maybe it was a thing for a month or two. I don't think that. Okay, and then here's Gen Z. This is. I identify as Gen Z. Yikes. Riz. No Cap. And Sus. Riz is charisma. Like, this guy's got Riz. He's rizzing me up. Like, he's hitting on me. He's got Riz. He's cool. He's got game.

[Chat Participant]

That's. Oh, okay. Charisma. Charisma. Yeah, got it.

[Haley]

Okay. Charisma, Riz. And then no Cap. That means just lying. Like, you're lying. No, Cap. For real.

[Andy]

I've said that.

[Haley]

That's Cat.

[Andy]

I've said that.

[Haley]

Oh, that's Cat. If you're lying, I don't believe that. That's catching. Someone in the chat said, cap equals murder, not in, like, put a gap.

[Andy]

This is also true. It's also true. And also true.

[Haley]

But this is different.

[Chat Participant]

Wins on a technicality.

[Haley]

Yeah. Yeah, that's so funny. Someone in the chat said, stop using the wrong years. I'm reading off the sheet of paper, so leave me alone. And then Sus. Suspicious or shady? Like, that's sus. I wouldn't really say that. I wouldn't really say that. Okay, we can move to Gen Alpha 6, 7. This is so annoying. Six seven, Skibidi and Chapel Ganger. I actually do like the word chapel ganger a lot. I almost covered this on the show the other day. Chapel ganger is, you know, the word doppelganger. Like someone's lookalike look alike. Yeah, like, oh, this person is my doppelganger, or whatever. Chapel ganger. Because chopped means that you're ugly. So a chapel ganger is like, you're the uglier version of this celebrity, which is really what people mean when they say that this is your doppelganger, because the celebrities are always more hot than you are. So your chapel ganger is like, this looks like you, but they're ugly, or you're uglier than them, which I think is very clever and insulting and also funny. I like it. I'm going to use that in my. In my language. Chapel ganger. I love it. Okay, this next one. Well, I guess in the chat I could say, do you have any others that you think are your. Your slang? Like, because I'm trying to think of slang that I would say. I don't know.

[Andy]

Someone commented that Vince says sus.

[Haley]

Vince says sus. So he's like Gen Z. He's super cool. Cool guy Vince with the Gen Z slang. Oh, someone said rad. Okay. Sick. Yeah, I say sick like that. Sick. Yeah, for sure. That's a really, really good one. Someone said for show.

[Andy]

No, I was fire. Surprised. Fire.

[Haley]

Oh, that's fire. Yeah, that's fire.

[Andy]

That's super Millennial.

[Haley]

Millennial. Yeah. Yes, that's fire. Who's millennial in here? Andy, you're a millennial. Josh is a millennial.

[Chat Participant]

Kind of.

[Haley]

Okay, what do you mean if you're, like, a cusper.

[Chat Participant]

I was, like, on the border.

[Haley]

Okay.

[Chat Participant]

You know, like, I think if.

[Andy]

Yeah, just.

[Chat Participant]

Just kind of. I grew up there when I was.

[Haley]

People in the chat are saying cool, cat, sweet, killer words. Straight. Yeah, these are really good. I feel like we're coming up with.

[Andy]

A better list than the epitome of millennial is what word?

[Haley]

Word?

[Andy]

Yeah, like to say I or copy or whatever.

[Haley]

Like, someone said dope, bruh. That's the bomb.

[Chat Participant]

That's the bomb. That was a big one in the 90s. The bomb.

[Haley]

Yeah, that's the bomb. The bomb. Dot com. So gay. The words that I like to bring back are like fag, retard. The ones that, like, for, like, a few years, it was like, don't say that. And now everyone's bringing it back and no one cares anymore. Because if you're offended, then, like, you're the problem kind of a thing. So yeah, we're bringing those back. People are saying whack. That's whack. For shizzle, my nizzle. It's funny. Okay. Anyway, moving on to February being the perfect month ever. So I didn't know this, but apparently February is the perfect month. Sunday was the first and all 28 days are perfectly lined up one through 28. And there are four Mondays, four Tuesdays, four Wednesdays, four Thursdays, four Fridays, four four Saturdays and four Sundays. In this month. This only happens every 800 and 23 years, which I thought was very cool. And I will say last year was the best because in 2025 there were so many holidays that fell on like Thursday, Friday or Monday that gave us extra time off from work. Like we got very, very lucky in 2025. Martin Luther King Day, President's Day, Memorial Day, these are all on weekends normally. But in 2025, July 4th was on a Friday. So we got Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Labor Day. These are things that you, you get potentially three day weekends for. And then Thanksgiving and Veterans Day were four day weekends and Christmas fell on a Thursday. So a lot of people had it four day weekend in 2025. Now we only have two of those options now in this year. So this year, 2026, July 4th is going to be observed on Friday, the July 3rd. So you'll get Friday off and then have the July 4th on the weekend so we get an extra day there. I feel like people normally take off that Friday anyway, or Thursday, Friday. But I feel like it's tough when July 4th falls on like a Wednesday. It's like, oh, then you have like a random day off in the middle of the week. Then you have to take off two days. So July 4th, we'll be on a, you know, on a, technically on a Friday this year. And then Christmas falls on a Friday this year, which is great. So then a lot of people get off now the Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday. So a four day weekend, that's what we have to look forward to. All right, this is the guy's favorite story that I'm covering today. This is the bomb up butt story. This is a man in France and the entire hospital had to be evacuated because a 24 year old male patient, he arrived with a live 8 inch World War I artillery shell up his behind. Okay? And imagine this. He reported to be in a state of extreme discomfort. I can't imagine why. He put an 8 inch live bombshell in his butt bomb. In butt. Guys, this is a butt bomb. This is a butt bomb. Then I was laughing because I was reading. I think it was like a New York Post article about it. And they said they were worried about a potential fire in the hole. Could you imagine if this. Could you imagine if this thing went off? Like, first? I have so many questions. Anyway, the nurses were like, oh, my gosh, this is a live bombshell. How did they even know that? I don't know. I wouldn't know just by looking at it. If it's live. How do you know? Tell me, how do you know?

[Chat Participant]

Would they X ray this thing?

[Haley]

I don't know. How would they know that it was. Anyway, these nurses are. They're experts in a lot of things. I guess someone in the chat said.

[Andy]

Hopefully he doesn't fart explosive residue around the man's innards.

[Haley]

Oh, all right. Well, someone said, explosive diarrhea. It's so good. Anyway, so they obviously called in the bomb squad because they were like, whoa, this is a live bombshell. And they were able to dispose of the shell and, you know, this guy got surgery. So I guess all is well here. I just. There are so many unanswered questions that, you know, the news articles are not getting to the bottom of. I need to know how this happened. Like, how did this guy get his hands on this World War I era bombshell that's live. Like, ha. Where was it? Where did he find it? How did he get his hands on it? How did you know? Why? Why stick it up your butt? I feel like there are other things that you can use aside from, like, live bombshells, if that's something that you need to do. I don't know. Call me crazy, but yeah, this is interesting. You. You have to be so. Never mind. I'm not gonna say it. I'm not gonna say it. You have to. You have to be really bored and. And motivated to get this done. And apparently this is maybe one of the craziest parts of the story. What? Yeah, this is what I'm getting to. This isn't the first time. Yeah, this is not the first time. In 2022, a hospital was evacuated, but this time it was an 88 year old guy with a World War I artillery shell in his butt. 88 years old? Come on, man. Maybe he was like, I have nothing to lose. This is like, you know, maybe this is like his bucket list. Like something he wanted to say before he died. What?

[Andy]

They were both in France?

[Haley]

Yeah, both in France.

[Andy]

They were both in the water in France.

[Haley]

Yeah. These Frenchmen. I don't know. I don't Know about them? I don't know about them. Anyway, anything else you guys want to say on this story before I move on? It was. This is this story, guys, is the bomb dot com. Just to wrap it up from the last two stories. All right, let's get into scrolling time. Is Dan still here? Do you guys know? Maybe, because I want to bring him back for the iguana videos. I have so many friends falling iguana videos, so. Well, let's get through scrolling time, and then we need to get.

[Andy]

Do you have his iguana video?

[Haley]

What?

[Andy]

Do you have his iguana video?

[Haley]

No.

[Andy]

Oh, okay. I'll find it for you.

[Haley]

Okay.

[Andy]

Or you found a picture.

[Haley]

I saw it. I saw the. Anyway, so this. This video was sent to me by producer Jim. So producer Jim sent me this, and I had to get into the show. This is a crazy, crazy, lunatic mom who says that she would rather kill her own family than have ICE kill them.

[Concerned Community Member]

I really pray it doesn't get bad enough, but being a mom in America, I had to stop walking for this. I often think that if it gets to the point of knocking on doors, God, and like to even have these thoughts, it's like I'm literally separating from reality right now. If it comes down to me taking out myself and my kids versus us being taken and harmed by ice, like, God help me, I did not want to do it. This is not the life I wanted. But that is a very dark thought that I've had. Death would be a easier out than for my children to be taken and harmed by these pedophiles.

[Haley]

What? First of all, she's calling ICE agents pedophiles. That doesn't make sense. If anything, the ICE agents are getting pedophiles off the street. And if they do detain any children, it's because their parents, they're not going to. They can't leave the kid alone. So that's why they're detaining the child. Not because the child did anything wrong, but because their parents are accused of wrongdoing and they're not going to leave the child, you know, alone. So clearly, what choice do they have? Right? Also, does she have enough piercings in her face? I mean, maybe one I can get behind. I'm not into face piercings, but how many can you pull her back up? I want to count. Let's. Let's do a piercing count. This is like, you know how people say septum piercing theory have. The more septum piercings you have, the crazier you are. I mean, she's got one in the middle of her forehead. She's got two in her eyebrows because I think those are like a loop. So I don't think that they're two piercings. I think they're just one, potentially. I'll give her the benefit of the doubt. I think it's 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 24 piercings in her, in her face. I think that's 24 too many, in my opinion.

[Andy]

I have to say. Jim showed me this video while I was eating lunch yesterday and I was very upset with him.

[Haley]

Well, the most upsetting part is really not how she looks, but the fact that she would kill her own family and like a murder suicide type situation.

[Andy]

Because it's not a redeeming factor.

[Haley]

She would literally rather kill her own family than have ICE kill them. And ICE is not coming for her family. So it's just an absolute insane, like, intrusive thought. She needs to have her children take it away from her. Stat, stat. Also, this next video, this is apparently why men are getting ugly. And I do want your you guys take on this because I don't think that male models really set the tone for trends. But we, we can take a look at this. Watch. This is men. Male mod. Very low testosterone. They look like women. They're wearing lace. Weak jawline. They look very gay. They're very effeminate. These are just. Do you guys, do you have the, the videos of the models that used to be. They used to be manly looking and maybe like, I don't think that men really look up to male models in that way, but it does say something about societal norms, right? Like, I don't think men are seeing male models and they're like, oh, I want to look like them. But it makes me think of like Abercrombie models back in the day. Like, they were kind of gay maybe, but they were hot and they were buff. And I could see men, like normal men wanting to look like them. They were very attractive. They were surrounded by hot girls. Like that was the norm. And now the societal norm is that men are like, extremely scrawny and skinnier and smaller than women and they have very feminine facial features. This is weird. It's really weird. It's just strange. Like, the men want to become women now, and that is what these models are pushing. That's what brands are pushing, Fashion brands are pushing. And I don't really know if society is buying it that much. But it's crazy. It's absolutely crazy. Bring back testosterone. Make men manly again. All right. I think everyone in the chat will appreciate this video. This is 90s parenting wisdom. Watch. Oh, no, no, no, no.

[Dan]

Listen.

[Haley]

It's because you were running like a fairy. Now you're crying.

[Chat Participant]

Look, don't run like a.

[Haley]

Don't go like this. Go like this. We run like this. Yes. Oh, Jesus. The grant, the grandpa is like, listen, you're running like a fairy. You're falling over, you're crying. Like, we're not doing this here. I feel like this is how I grew up where it was very much like, pull yourself up by your bootstraps, you know, quit your crying kind of a thing. Like, just get over it. I don't know what's better for the psyche of a child. Like, people say, you know, when a kid falls down not to be like, oh, did you get a boo boo? Because then they'll start crying just because they want attention. Like, a lot of times kids will just cry because it's like, oh, I fell. And I know that if I start crying, I'm going to get, like, a treat or something. They kind of like try to manipulate the adults around them. But I also heard that it's not good to not recognize that they might be in pain, because then they might. That might also have an adverse effect on them. Listen, I would rather be raised by this grandpa than by some that's like, oh, and did that hurt? It's like, you're fine.

[Andy]

You end up with, what, 20, would you say 24 piercings in your face?

[Haley]

Yeah, exactly.

[Andy]

Yeah, I think that's how they end up.

[Haley]

Exactly. All right, these kids, this is the last video that I have before we get into the iguana time that I have for you. So we have scrolling time and then we have iguana time today. But these kids are a little confused. Their dad a vasectomy, and they think that it's something more like gender affirming care, maybe. Watch. Welcome to your vasectomy party. The kids are thoroughly confused. I am not. Oh, really? Really? Yes. He cut off his penis when he did it. I did not like. Wait, what did it? I love. They're like having a party for the dad's vasectomy. They. They have a lot of kids. Maybe the vasectomy was needed a few years earlier, but they've got a lot of kids. Beautiful family. They said, no, we're not confused about this party. We're not confused. Dad obviously cut his Penis off. Like, no, I think you might be a little confused. That's not what happened. Then they pan over to the adult son who's like the teenage son who's like, wait, that's not what happened. Someone, someone in the chat brought up a great point that I was about to bring up. Who is having a party for this? Apparently it's a very easy procedure. Like I'm not getting cake for a vasectomy. That's crazy. Like you're going to be fine. You're going to be just fine. I would not be getting a cake for someone to celebrate that. Nothing to celebrate, just crazy. All right, let's get into iguana time. We don't have a fun intro for that because this is maybe a one time thing, but if you guys don't know. Iguanas are falling from the sky in South Florida. The temperatures get into the freezing area like area the the 30s and 20s and the iguanas, they are cold blooded so they need the heat. This is why you see iguanas and other, you know, reptiles, they're basking out in the sun. They need the sun to stay warm. And when they don't have that warmth they go into this like sleep like state where they're just falling. They fall from the sky. Their muscles aren't working as much. They just kind of freeze up a little bit and they go into this little like sleep mode. And most of them do survive, they don't die because of it, but they're falling out of trees and things like that. So people in South Florida are having a lot of fun with this, including people's dogs outside. Watch this.

[Dan]

Put them back, papa.

[Chat Participant]

Put him back.

[Haley]

Here we go. Well, silly, I'm alone. Who's playing with him? He doesn't want to leave him alone. He's running around with him. Look, he's so happy. He's so proud of his little catch in the backyard. Love it. Oh, he's so cute. I love his coloring. Look at him running around with him. Iguana's probably like, what the heck? What is happening to me right now? Someone in the chat said it tastes like chicken. Chicken of the trees. And we're going to get into that in just a little bit because some, some people are cooking up iguanas to eat. But this first one, this guy has caught dozens, dozens of iguanas. Look at this.

[Iguana Catcher]

It is ice cold in South Florida and the iguanas are frozen. We caught all of these iguanas today and we're count up and see how many we actually caught. Check it out. This dude's absolutely alive. He's not dead one bit. Feel like he's moving in slow motion. Let's back him up and see how many we got. And by the way, we're putting them in the bags gently. We're gonna treat these animals with respect as they're living, breathing creatures and we.

[Andy]

Have tons of bags.

[Iguana Catcher]

Number 14 is moving a little bit. 20 and 21.

[Haley]

20, 27.

[Iguana Catcher]

Bag 1. 36, 39. Number 40 in the bag. Numero 50. 64, 64, 5. 66, 67, 68. 68 iguanas and a handful of Cuban dinols. Stay tuned for tomorrow.

[Haley]

60 iguanas, which is the Florida government, by the way, is encouraging this. They're encouraging people to go out and catch these guys because they are an invasive species. They have a negative impact on the ecosystem here. So it's, it's, it's okay that these people are bringing them. And I believe that the government is then going to kind of, well, kill them in a maybe humane, ish way. But they're not supposed to be here, so they're doing a good thing. This next one, you know, that guy had like 70. This guy has 50 all in his car. Watch.

[Minneapolis Mayor Frey]

Got ourselves some frozen iguanas.

[Haley]

I think we got about 50. Got a bunch up on the dashboard, chilling. That's a distraction on the road. Oh, yeah, sleeping. Oh, he's asleep in. Look at this unit. That's crazy. That guy had them all in the dashboard. Dashboard. This one I wrote safe for later. Watch. Oh, boom. So that's one. He's just gonna stick it back there again. I know they're in, like a sleep state. I would not risk putting an iguana that's alive. That's. They're. They're alive, obviously, but he's moving enough where. I'm not gonna put that in my butt. We're gonna have another French hospital type situation. I, I heard you like these iguana. The falling iguanas and frozen iguanas. I just played a video of a little dog Lucy was sniffing, running around.

[Dan]

Did not eat the iguana. But I was thinking inside, Andy comes in. Do you have any reaction? You know, I have firsthand experience with, obviously, these iguanas in my front driveway. I took a picture on Twitter the other day. But you know how they say like, you know, they say like, you know, every. It tastes like chicken. And, like, everything tastes like chicken. Like, I sincerely doubt freaking iguanas tastes like. You know why? Because Lucy Loves chicken. She'll only eat. My dog is so spoiled. It's actually quite pathetic. Like, Paula has to buy her the dog a moho chicken from Publix. This I know I got to turn to my man card. Totally spoiled. But it's got to be moho. She will not even eat, like, regular chicken. So she loves moho chicken from Publix only, like, that's Lucy's favorite, right? But she won't eat iguanas. So there is no way that iguanas tastes like chicken because Lucy sniffed it and was looking around but would not eat this iguana. But these are innovative species. There are truckloads of these suckers that they're, like, dumping in, like, the Amazon or whatever.

[Haley]

I want your. Your reaction to. So would you eat iguana?

[Dan]

Would I eat iguana? I mean, listen, I, you know, I was just in a deposition not too long ago talking about something, and the guy was not very specific. Like, you got to be specific. And, like, am I starving on survivor island? And it's been like, it's been like, it's. It's been seven or eight days since I've eaten. Then, yeah, I'll eat iguana. But, like, is it, like, lunchtime? And Jasmine didn't get, like, the three natives cob. Whatever I get, then, no, I'm not eating. But no, as a normal course of business, I'm not eating one. If you want to try it out, Andy looks like he's eating.

[Haley]

All right, well, let's watch this video and we'll. We'll react. This is iguana pizza. This is a local ish pizza place pizza joint. And if you bring them in iguana, they will make you iguana pizza. Watch.

[Iguana Catcher]

If you bring iguanas to this place, they'll make you a pizza. Let's see if it's true. I need an iguana pizza now.

[Chat Participant]

Let's make an iguana pizza.

[Haley]

There he goes. He's making the dough.

[Chat Participant]

Olive oil, chunk, bacon first.

[Haley]

No, it's puts bacon venison for the.

[Chat Participant]

Star of the show iguana.

[Haley]

Especially with.

[Chat Participant]

This is the first iguana pizza in.

[Haley]

The history of mankind. I think if you put bacon and ranch on anything, I would eat it. It.

[Dan]

It is.

[Haley]

You know, there it is. It looks pretty good.

[Dan]

They got the version big. The big game. I think you got to call it the big game. So people eat a lot of pizza on Sunday. It's a big pizza day. And I got to tell you, final touch, be totally averse would you eat iguana pizza?

[Haley]

I don't know.

[Dan]

I give it. The guy seems to like it.

[Haley]

Just.

[Dan]

To say you did it. Yeah, me too. Me too. I didn't chuck the rest of the pizza out.

[Haley]

All right. And then this guy made iguana tacos. He also made a dipping sauce. And out of the iguanas, unborn children. So I know we're.

[Protester/Onlooker]

It is currently so cold here in South Florida that iguanas like this one are falling out of the trees. So today we're making iguana tacos. Green iguanas are an invasive species here in South Florida that compete with our native wildlife for resources. But because they're not from here, they aren't adapted to the cold. So when we get these cold fronts, they become too cold and they fall straight out of the trees. But they do have the nickname chicken of the trees because they're absolutely delicious. So rather than let this one go to waste, we're going to make tacos. It's a good thing I managed to remove this one when I did, because inside I found over 20 eggs. First things first. I filled the pot with water and added onion, garlic, a bay leaf, and some salt. And we're going to bring this to a simmer. Once it was at a low simmer, I added in the iguana meat. And we're going to let this cook on low heat for the next 30 minutes by par. Cooking the iguana like this, you give it flavor and tenderize it. After 30 minutes, I removed the iguana meat, set it to the side so that it could cool down, and then added the iguana eggs to the hot water to scoop a soft boil. Then I added the soft boiled iguana eggs with some avocado, some garlic cloves, a little olive oil, salt, and lime juice and gave it a good mix. Once it was done, I topped it with black pepper and lime. And we have our sauce. Next, I removed all the iguana meat from the bone, added in my favorite seasonings, and tossed it into the frying pan so that it could get nice and crispy. I like to let the edges crisp up until they look something like this in the leftover oil. I crisped up some tortillas. Then I added in the iguana meat, topped it with some pickled red onions, jalapeno, and cilantro, and then drizzled on our sauce. And there we have it. Iguana tacos. They look good and they smell good, but now it's time to see how.

[Dan]

They seriously add a little.

[Protester/Onlooker]

Give it a nice little dip into the sauce. And bon appetit.

[Dan]

We got this guy smoking.

[Haley]

I'm just.

[Dan]

Here comes Jim.

[Haley]

Jim's gonna sm.

[Dan]

He's like, I gotta get. Of course you could smoke them. Jim joining in the comments.

[Haley]

We're all on the show now.

[Dan]

We got this guy who comes by house occasionally. Once in a while, we have an event who cooks. He is an amazing cook. I am going to ask him his professional opinion on iguanas. No, you can't smoke them. That's cheating. And you can't fry it either. Or make, like, a iguana donut out of it. It's gotta be, like, the meat cooked, maybe sauteed. You can't just fry freaking iguana.

[Haley]

That's cheap injection in there. Marinade.

[Dan]

Maybe one of those rubs you put on. So I would.

[Haley]

I would totally try it. I'm just saying for the record, we're going to end the show on this. Never say never. This is. This is Dan Zyguana. Listen, you just got to. I mean, do it. Take one for the team, Cut it open and try it.

[Dan]

Is this my. Is this, like, my first impromptu appearance? Is. This is my first. Right. Impromptu appearance? Like, every time it's been planned before. Andy just popped in. The office was like, hey, Haley's talking about eating iguana meat or something like that on a pizza. I'm like, yeah, I can comment on that. What the hell?

[Iguana Catcher]

All right.

[Haley]

I got to get back to my show. Love it. Thank you, Dan. But, yeah, I've had. I've had gator. I've had frog legs. I've had catfish. Yeah, I'll try it. I'll try anything. So anyway, thank you. I know this is an extra long scrolling with Hayley. Thank you for scrolling along with me. I've got an extra special show for you tomorrow. As always, you can follow me on social media at Hayley Karenia. H A Y L E Y On all the social media platforms except for Facebook, so Instagram, TikTok, Truth Social X. You can catch me there. And I'll see you right back here tomorrow. Bye.