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Haley Karenia
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Target Employee
Why they let you wear that shirt here? Yes, why? Why are you taking my picture? Why are you wearing that shirt? You're working. It's not a character. I can wear red, any red shirt. It's not a plain shirt. It doesn't have to be. It's a Charlie Kirk shirt. Yes. Oh, yes, I know. Are you fucking stupid? No. Why the would you wear that? You're at work at Target. That's not Target shirt. It's not a plain red shirt. You support a racist. It's not racist.
Haley Karenia
You support a racist.
Target Employee
He's not a racist. Yes, he is. Yes, he is. I'm sorry, but I'm not gonna stand here and argue with you.
Critic of Hallow App
You're not.
Target Employee
You should go get your manager. You should not be allowed to wear the at work. Unacceptable. Unfucking acceptable. That's your opinion. The opinion is he's a racist and you support him.
Haley Karenia
That's your opinion.
Co-host or Guest
Opinion.
Haley Karenia
And you should.
Target Employee
You should not be allowed to wear that. This is going to be taken above your head. That's insane. Insane. Insane piece of.
Haley Karenia
So this woman that posted this video has now put her account private, so you can't see these videos anymore. But here's what I want to say. Anytime you see a video go viral of a Turning Point USA student or a table or a supporter getting harassed. They're always kind. They're always kind. This woman is her being harassed, and she's saying, have a nice day. That's another part of Charlie Kirk's legacy. And I think he'd be really proud to know that people who supported him are nice and kind. But what I want to say to this disgusting woman who posted this video and harassed this elderly woman, put your phone down. I'm saying this as someone, the host of Nightly scroll with a screen time of 16 hours a day. Put your phone down and touch grass. The people. The fact that people have their phones at the ready to. To get people. They're out to get people with their phones, it is exhausting to watch. I'm going to start a fight with so and so and I'm going to film it and I'm going to put it on social media and then I'm going to get validation in the forms of likes clicks because I think that the Internet will agree with me. That is people's mentality. In 2025. No one has ever de escalated a situation by pulling their phone out to start filming it. And everyone knows my golden rule by now. Sit down and shut up. Not everyone needs to know your opinion. Not everyone cares. And I know we all have platforms to a bajillion people in our pockets, but we live on a floating rock and none of this matters. Stop trying to cancel people. It's lame. It's embarrassing. Get a life. And this elderly woman who is still working, by the way, leave her alone. If you disagree with her politically, who cares? You don't know this woman. You don't need to change everyone's minds. You don't need to call her a piece of shit. You don't need to call her manager. You don't have to get her fired or anything like that. The woman filming went viral. She got what she wanted. But she looks like an absolute loser picking a fight with an older woman. Clearly the woman's manager didn't care. Clearly, she came into work, she knows the rules. Working at Target, she says as long as I wear a red shirt, doesn't matter. So to this woman filming, go get what you need from Target. Go check out and go home. Not everything needs to be a viral moment. Go home. Find some other way to be content with your life. But people have totally lost their grip with reality. No one knows how to act in public anymore. Nobody knows how to interact with people. Be kind and keep your phone in your pocket. It's not that fricking hard. It's just not. But again, you know, we're lucky. I feel proud to be on our side of the aisle. Whenever I see our people on our side of the aisle, I'm always proud of how they act, for the most part. And I said this yesterday on the show, but the left makes it really damn easy to be better than them. They do, because it's women like this who are taking their phones out and essentially harassing an elderly woman at her place of work. For what? For clicks on social media. Again, they make it very easy to be the bigger person and the better person. They're disgusting scum. Truly disgusting scum. This f A f O is immediate. This is what we call instant gratification. Watch this. Here's a guy who's got a Trump flag and immediately drives away. Crashes into a life. There's more finding out. Keep watching. There's more finding out. All that hate. It's unfortunate that it happened, but now he's stuck. Oh, and the popo just pulls up right behind him.
Co-host or Guest
Why was he still pressing the gas after he hit the pole?
Haley Karenia
You'd think he would try to back up and then try to run away, not just drive through the pole.
Co-host or Guest
That would have been funny to see him back up and rip this whole.
Haley Karenia
Bumper off completely or just bump into the cop who was driving behind him. That's what we call immediate instant gratification. I've never seen an FA FO so fast. I mean, there was probably, what, 10 seconds in between the FA and the FO. I didn't even have time to explain what was going on in the video. The fo. The FO happened so fast.
Co-host or Guest
Did you see the guy with the. With the flag? He said, it is unfortunate that it had to happen.
Haley Karenia
It was unfortunate, but fortunately for us, we get to laugh at it. So again, this is why Kamala Harris, remember she said that she picked Tim Walls because he could code switch and talk to white guys. Gavin Newsom is now a white guy who's trying to code switch and talk to black guys.
Co-host or Guest
Anyway, that's what it looks like.
Haley Karenia
The first clip. This is Gavin Newsom saying that anti woke is anti black. Listen to this 60s world.
Gavin Newsom (clip)
You got the Supreme Court talking about getting rid of the Voting Rights act. And that's very real. That may likely happen in just a matter of months. I mean, they're rewriting history, censoring historical facts. It's an unbelievable moment. All this anti woke stuff is just anti black, period, full stop. All the crt, esg, DEI stuff. That's all this is. It's this great purge and it's happening in real time. And I'm just. I'm sitting here and I feel like, you know, luckily I'm governor, but like, we're not doing enough. We're not calling this out. We're not drawing a line here. And again, it's not about Democrats or Republicans. It's who we've. Right, man? Yeah, right. Goddamn wrong. Daylight and darkness.
Haley Karenia
Someone in the chat said, watch the hands. He's like, yo, yo, yo, my name is Joe Not. How do these guys not call him out to his face? Like, you're literally acting black. Like, don't. The left. The left hates that. They always call out cultural appropriation. Like, Gavin Newsom is sitting on this podcast, appropriating black culture, and they're like, okay with it. He's also saying that DEI getting rid of DEI is racist when, as we know, DEI is racist because it forces you to look at black people as if they're less than, which is racist. So, anyway, but here is Newsom debuting his black scent, if you will.
Gavin Newsom (clip)
But also, you know, it was also about paying the bills, man. And it was just, like, hustling and. And so I was out there kind of raising myself.
Haley Karenia
Yeah, right.
Gavin Newsom (clip)
Turning on the tv, started, you know, just getting obsessed, you know, sitting there with the, you know, the wonder bread and five stacks of, you know, like, the white stack, five story.
Co-host or Guest
Come on.
Gavin Newsom (clip)
Macaroni and cheese.
Haley Karenia
Are you talking about me? Yo, yg. Yg, man.
Gavin Newsom (clip)
Every day. Every day in the backyard, just bouncing the basketball, throwing the ball against the wall until the ball is just, like, fraying, man, and you're retaining yourself. That's it. Whole thing. So just. And. And then, you know, then this student that was shitty students in the back with his head down all of a sudden started throwing the baseball a little faster than everyone else and started, you know, make a few free throws, because I was sitting there practicing 500 of them every damn night. And in high school, I look up in the stands, my dad's back up there, okay? And it's like, man. And then he's bringing his friends and. And your captain of the team, and you're like, gee, you know, and it just saved me, and it got me into college.
Haley Karenia
This is an SNL skit. This is an SNL skit in real life. The fact that, again, he's on this podcast, and I think at that point in that last clip that we were playing, they get it. Like, they're realizing that Gavin Newsom is full of shit. And he's literally the. The. The whitest, whitest piece of Wonder Bread. Talking about eating Wonder Bread, stacks of Wonder Bread sandwiches, eating macaroni and cheese, bouncing the basketball until it phrase, man, Gavin Newsom. If you're watching, and I know you are, it's okay to be white. You can be white. And the worst thing that you can do if you're campaigning for anything is to be fake. It's much better to be genuine, to be authentic. Stop stealing President Trump's jokes on X and stop pretending to be black and stop pretending to be poor. Cause everyone knows that you're not. So just own it. Do it.
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Haley Karenia
Family Matters amplifies the loudest and the proudest political voices in the black community today. There is so much energy being put into try to make black Americans speak up.
Co-host or Guest
Because when you look at the values of the black community, we're a community of faith, of promise.
Haley Karenia
Black voters, we just treat humans like humans.
Co-host or Guest
The moment we become reliant upon ourselves, then we can actually vote for our interests.
Haley Karenia
And once you see that tr, you don't go back.
Co-host or Guest
Because courage is contagious.
Haley Karenia
That's why this moment matters. Family Matters with CJ Pearson. Follow and listen on your favorite platform. So this is a robot. What is it called? Neo. It's called Neo. And this is absolutely crazy. For $400 a month you can have this robot. $500 a month.
Co-host or Guest
You can have $200 down payment.
Haley Karenia
And a what?
Co-host or Guest
$200 down payment.
Haley Karenia
$200 down payment. 500amonth. Okay. You can have your very own robot slave. Watch this. What's up, dude? Yeah, it dances, it pours your drinks, gives high fives. Six, seven, dancing. But people are going to be using this to do chores around the house. They posted a much longer video. I think it was like nine minutes long or something, which is why I didn't show you. But they have a whole video of these guys. Like do it like doing your laundry and doing chores around the house. I mean this is, this is crazy. What do we, what else can you tell me about this Neo? What's the company called? Do you know that made it.
Co-host or Guest
Anything 1x?
Haley Karenia
I think 1x.
Co-host or Guest
Yeah.
Haley Karenia
So it's $500 a month. You could just pay a cleaning person. It would probably be less, but maybe the cleaning person doesn't dance for you. I don't know.
Co-host or Guest
I mean they, their advertisement is it does dishes, it feeds the dog, it gets you a beer.
Haley Karenia
It, it's everything. It's a friend. And there's going to be a freak nature. I saw in the video that the robot came and, and gave flowers to this woman. Again, we see that all these people are falling in love with chat GPT and this is going to be bad. This is going to be bad because more people are going to fall in love with this like humanoid figure that is living in their house. Like there is going to be much more. Does it talk? It talks.
Co-host or Guest
Oh yeah.
Haley Karenia
Great.
Co-host or Guest
So it's got full AI everything.
Haley Karenia
Great. So expect more robot relationships. Look at it. It's hanging up your laundry, organizing your shoes. Nothing, nothing out of place. If your husband leaves their clothes outside of the hamper, just next to the hamper, don't worry, your robot for 500amonth can put it in the hamper for you. Here it is doing laundry and it comes with this removable skin that is machine washable. So if your robot gets dirty you can clean it.
Co-host or Guest
And I believe it's not fully autonomous until 2.0. This is the preliminary version that has some human assistance. So there is somebody in an office somewhere that's going to take over the robot in your house.
Haley Karenia
So someone to complete your house at.
Co-host or Guest
The moment, I believe is the current situation.
Haley Karenia
What could go wrong? That's so scary. It's kind of weird looking. I'm glad that it doesn't really look human. Some of those other robots said that.
Co-host or Guest
They made it, tried. They spent a lot of time trying to make it look comfortable or whatever. Safe.
Haley Karenia
Yeah.
Co-host or Guest
Andy and I watched the whole seven minute trailer before the show.
Haley Karenia
It's so weird.
Co-host or Guest
It's presented very dystopian. It's, it's like a fallout commercial.
Haley Karenia
It's also, I mean, I guess they're kind of saying or they're selling it as something where this like older gentleman that maybe needs help doing things around the house can just have a robot. But why not get like a home health aide, a human person that can like help you. Like this robot's gonna like unzip your pants and help you shower and you know, probably not.
Co-host or Guest
I don't know if it's waterproof.
Haley Karenia
And look at this elderly woman sewing the robots helping her. This is so weird. Would anyone in the chat do it? Someone says, no Thanks. I saw iRobot.
Co-host or Guest
For $700 right now. This is available today for what? 700, $200 down payment. $500 a month.
Haley Karenia
Should we get one.
Co-host or Guest
Jaz, can I expense this?
Haley Karenia
Yeah, right, let's expense this. If we can have one in the studio. This is so weird, man. I don't think I'll be getting a robot assistant anytime soon. But it is crazy to think, like, we thought that about, you know, the iPhone, right? Like these new technological advancements where it's like, oh, I don't need that. I got my Motorola flip phone. I don't need that. And, you know, now everyone has an iPhone, so it's crazy to think, like, one day will it be normal to have a robot in your house? And also, you're paying the company all this money, right? $500 a month. But this is free labor. Not to sound like a total lib that cares about, like, you know, robot rights.
Co-host or Guest
Robot lives matter.
Haley Karenia
Robot lives matter. But, like, you're paying the company, I guess, for, like, the equipment and the monitorization.
Co-host or Guest
Like, I mean, I'm sure that hardware is not cheap. That's some really cool engineering that they have there.
Haley Karenia
Look at it watering plants. Ew. Could you imagine?
Co-host or Guest
Oh, I mean, there's videos of it taking stairs too. Like, it looks very mobile and functional.
Haley Karenia
Eating the dogs.
Co-host or Guest
I don't know if it's going on a jog with you yet, but. Or what happens if you give it a 9 mil?
Haley Karenia
I'm really creeped out by this, actually. This is quite literally a Black mirror episode coming to life. You know, the one where her husband dies and she orders like, the husband. It's like a. It looks like her ex husband. And, you know, it just, you know, the. Whatever the technology is just goes through all of the text messages and knows predictively, like, what the husband would have said in that situation. So she just, like, has a relationship with this freaking robot. It's crazy. Closer than we think this woman is. She says that conservative women reek of desperation. Actually, she said desperacy. Watch this.
Commentator on Conservative Women
My personal take on why conservative men go for liberal women is because there is something incredibly desperate about people who advocate against their own best interests. And I think men on average tend to advocate for their own best interests. They make decisions with their themselves at the forefront of their minds. And I think conservative women are people who actively do not do that. Like, it benefits women a lot more to be liberal. And I think conservative men kind of have a subliminal understanding of that. Favoring a party that actively bashes the core of who you are. It's giving desperate, it's giving pathetic, it's giving bootlicker. And I think the same Thing for minorities who are conservative. It's just like, you are not benefiting off this in any way. It's giving. I want to fit in. And I feel like conservative women kind of give. Pick me, choose me, love me. But that desperacy is like, really, really unattractive.
Haley Karenia
Yeah. So I didn't even really want to respond to this once I heard her say desperacy because I thought it's really not worth my time to, to respond to this. But, you know, am I pathetic, desperate and a bootlicker because I want to vote Republican? I like lower taxes. I like safety, I like security. Am I a bootlicker because of that? I don't know. I don't vote with, like, women's issues in mind in general because they just don't affect me. All of these, like, oh, women are losing their rights. I have no idea what the hell they're talking about. I have all my rights, whether it's a Republican in office or a Democrat in office. I've got all the rights I need and want. I do not know what they're talking about. Again, these are like figments of the left's imagination. The Republican Party does not, quote, actively bash the core of who I am. Like she says. I do not understand this notion that conservatives hate women or women aren't welcome in the party or minorities aren't welcome in the party. This all stems from liberal women's obsession with groupthink which. Where women are supposed to vote liberal and black people are supposed to vote liberal and any minority. And I guess the Republican Party is only for white men and only white men can want lower taxes and, you know, peace through strength foreign policy and a secure Southern border and all the other things that the Republican Party stands for. It makes no sense, according to this. Well, I think this is like a CNBC guy. He has a substack and he reports on a lot of Hollywood news. He is reporting that Disney is reportedly developing a new film called Aurora and it would be a reimagining. They love this word, reimagining of Sleeping Beauty, but it is going to be set in Mexico. Why? What? Why? Why do we have to reimagine Sleeping Beauty? It already exists. And if it already exists, then just if you need to do a remake because you can't use your brain and write anything. I don't know, it just seems like Disney and all these other, you know, movie houses and, and, and production companies, they can't think of anything anymore. So they just have to reboot. They've got to do a sequel. A remix, a prequel, whatever. It's the 10 year anniversary of this movie. They come out with another one. It's the 20 year anniversary, come out with another one. Right? And I'm so over it. All you have to do, if you want a Mexican Disney princess, go write it. Go write it. Go put it into ChatGPT like they probably do. If you can't get anyone to write it, get ChatGPT to do it. You want a Mexican princess? Write one. Make it. Make it happen. Do it. But why are we turning Sleeping Beauty into a Mexican girl? I don't get it. Why are we, like, rewriting history? There's no reason to do that. Sleeping Beauty is perfect and classic as it is. Just leave her alone. Leave Aurora alone. And speaking of dumb, this is my good transition into Transgender Awareness Week. Alexandria Ocasio Cortez has posted this lovely post on X for Transgender Awareness Week. Were all of you aware that we're supposed to be aware of them this week? I didn't know. Anyway, this is what she had to say. This Transgender Awareness Week, we celebrate the resilience, courage, and beauty of the trans community. Your lives matter, your stories matter, and your right to thrive and exist is authentically, is non negotiable. We stand with you today and every day. The beauty of the trans community. That's crazy. But I did look into this because I feel like there's. We already have Pride Month in June, and I thought, what? What is this for? So I. I looked it up. Transgender awareness week is November 13th to the 19th, which, good news, it's almost over. But it is the one week celebration leading up to the Transgender Day of Remembrance, which is another bullshit day that doesn't need to exist. But apparently, and I had to look this up as well, the Transgender Day of Remembrance is different because that memorializes victims of transphobic violence. And I will say I'm going to condemn violence against anyone. I don't care if you're weird or I disagree with what you're doing. You shouldn't be, you know, you shouldn't be attacked for it. But this is all not to be confused, by the way, with Transgender Visibility Day, which, if you remember, during Joe Biden's presidency, he made that proclamation. That was on Easter Sunday. So the devout Catholic president that we had, he put Transgender Visibility Day on Easter Sunday. And then the year before that, I believe that's when they invited the tranny to the White House, and he flashed. He flashed his fake boobs, unfortunately, very visible. So visible. And this is the joke that I'm trying to make. Because transgender people, they are visible and we are aware. You are visible in all the places you don't belong. Trans people are visible in women's sports, women's bathrooms, women's locker rooms. They're taking women's scholarships, awards and other opportunities.
Co-host or Guest
The White House front lawn.
Haley Karenia
The White House front lawn. We are showing us your boob jobs. We see you, we see you doing all of that and we are well, well aware. Here's another crazy, like fraud scheme. Did you hear about this? This is, this is the maga, Jussie Smollett. I think a few months ago we covered this on the show. There was a Florida teenager who shot himself in the leg and said that like three Hispanic men did it. I don't know if this girl was inspired by him or what, but Natalie green is a 26 year old woman. She used to work for New Jersey Representative Jeff Van Drew. And if you know him, he was a Democrat that came over to the Republican side. So she worked for him in his office. She was an intern. And then she worked for him, but not anymore. And she has been charged with one count of conspiracy to convey false statements and hoaxes and one count of making false statements to federal law enforcement. Here's why. She and a friend, her coconspirator, they contacted 911 earlier this summer. And prosecutors say that the co conspirator, not Natalie, but her friend that fabricated this hoax with her, called 911 and said that she and Natalie Green were attacked by three men while walking on a nature trail. This is in Atlantic county in New Jersey. So According to the U.S. attorney's office, the caller said that these attackers, they knew Natalie Green and they knew that she worked for Jeff Van Drew's office. There is just no way. I mean, you don't really know the people who work in congressman's offices. Like, they're not really that forward facing. So there's just no way. But anyway, police arrive on the scene and this woman is, she's bound by zip ties, her hands and feet are tied, her shirt was over her head and she had writing all over her body. Like someone took a, a Sharpie and wrote Trump whore on it, among other things. Could you imagine calling up your friend and saying, hey, I have an idea. Can you zip tie me, rip my shirt off and write Trump whore on my, on my stomach, please? And then imagine the friend saying, yeah, just two, two retards. I can't. It's like these people are so unwell anyway, she. This woman, not only did she have Trump whore and other things, like racist written on her, on her, in. In handwriting, in Sharpie, but she also had cuts on her. Like, actual cuts on her. And investigators think that this woman worked with a scarification artist to create cuts on her to make it look like she had been attacked with a knife. And this woman, if you look up the photos of her, it looks like she was just hacked up, like, slashed like this, like, all over her body. What? For what? For what? And the criminal complaint alleges that the cuts were actually made with a scalpel. Like she was actually cut up. It wasn't, like, makeup to look like she was cut or something. Like, she was actually cut. For what? I don't get it. For attention. This is so crazy. People who waste police officers time. Like, I. I hate them. Anyway, they searched this woman's phone, and they found that they were Googling zip ties near me two days before the attack. Zip ties near me, which is also stupid.
Co-host or Guest
Maybe they got them at Home Depot.
Haley Karenia
Maybe they were stuck in line behind the.
Co-host or Guest
Maybe those were two people that were in line at Home Depot with the ice scrapers.
Haley Karenia
Anyway, unfortunately, Jeff Van Drew's office had to deal with this, right? They're being asked questions like, hey, this girl who used to work for you is a psychopath. So they put out this statement. This spokesperson said, we are deeply saddened by today's news, and while Natalie is no longer associated with the congressman's government office, our thoughts and prayers are with her. We hope she's getting the care she needs, which is so perfect. Like, thoughts and prayers to this crazy bitch. Anyway, she was released on a $200,000 bond. I don't know why people do this. What? Like, first of all, do you think. Do you know. Well, the answer to that is no. No, no thinking detected. But do you think that people are going to believe you? Do you think that cops are stupid and they're not going to do their due diligence and debunk it? Do you think that they're not going to check your phone and your Google searches? Do you think they don't think. They don't.
Co-host or Guest
The woman looked up zip ties near me like it's a Chinese restaurant.
Haley Karenia
Yeah. Go to Home Depot. Go to Staples.
Co-host or Guest
I can't even fathom get someone out of any thought that went through her head. Like, it's so below functioning human level, it's inexplicable.
Haley Karenia
I would be so embarrassed. Like, I think that the statement that Jeff Andrew's office put out is just so funny because it's like, we hope that she's getting the help that she needs. Like, clearly, she's. She's. She needs help.
Co-host or Guest
Should have attached a picture of a straight jacket under it.
Haley Karenia
I feel for them, but I would be so embarrassed that this woman worked for me at all. I would literally.
Co-host or Guest
I mean, I could offhand name five stores, five different types of stores that sell zip ties.
Haley Karenia
What an idiot. Not only is she crazy, she's a total idiot. I still can't get over, like, she called up her friend, hey, I have an idea. And her friend is just as stupid. If you, if you have a good friend, your good friend says, hey, this is a bad idea. Don't.
Co-host or Guest
Yeah, girl, for sure. Where do we get zip ties?
Haley Karenia
Yeah, let's Google it, girl. Let's Google it. And another thing that I don't understand is Jussie Smollett was the blueprint and that it was a bad blueprint to follow. And more people just keep doing it.
Co-host or Guest
This is like when you. When they go through the phone of some, like, crazed serial killer or something, and they look up, you know, prior attempts.
Haley Karenia
Yeah.
Co-host or Guest
Like, where to buy the recent tragedies or like, looking for, you know, crooks is how he did it. This is like, also in her search history is Jussie Some Smollett how he did it or something.
Haley Karenia
Jussie Smollett. How to.
Co-host or Guest
Yeah, she's going to get the last laugh because she'll sell these this rights to Netflix and there'll be a documentary.
Haley Karenia
Oh, there. Netflix. Netflix started the documentary a month before this even happened. And there's an I. I wrote the book. The book on this is. Is written by. And it. They did it in an hour. Someone. Someone's making money off of this already. Oh, my gosh. So stupid. I'm embarrassed. I hope she's not a Republican. I'm so embarrassed. This woman, she has apparently been dating her boyfriend for 14 years, and she was, I guess, confident enough to go on Tik Tok and tell people that she was planning to propose to him. Watch.
TikTok Woman Proposing
It's the end of the day, I'm getting ready to go in the shower, and it's finally hitting me that I'm proposing tomorrow to my boyfriend. And I know what everybody's gonna think, and I already know what everybody's gonna say, but honestly, I don't even care. I love him so much, and I know he loves me, and this is just something that I feel I have to do. I really want to get married. We've been together for 14 years already. He hasn't proposed. I know he wants to spend the rest of his life with me. He says it all the time. And we're in love even after this long, so why not? And tomorrow I am also going to be asking his dad for his blessing. I'm super nervous, so please wish me luck.
Haley Karenia
Someone in the chat said, good for her. No, no. I have full body shivers thinking about proposing to a man. No, that is ass backwards. Women do not get down on one knee and propose to the man that they've been dating. No, no, that is not how this works. This man does not even like this woman, by the way. He's clearly with her out of convenience and laziness. They've been together for 14 years and he never thought about proposing to her. Oh, I'm sure that he wants to spend the rest of my life with me. But he won't get a ring, he won't propose, won't get married, won't make it official. Ladies, stand up. What are we doing? And this is not the only woman on Tik Tok, by the way, that has proposed to her fiance. Like her boyfriend. Whatever.
Target Employee
No.
Haley Karenia
If you feel the need to propose your boyfriend, he is a beta. Loser. But could you imagine being a man and being proposed to? Because this guy already doesn't like this girl and I'm assuming. Or he doesn't see a future with her, or he's just like, too lazy to get out. It's just he's getting everything that he wants and it's whatever. Could you imagine this girl that you're like, with, she gets down on one knee in front of you with a ring and you're sitting there like, I don't even want to spend the rest of my. I guess, I guess I'll do it. I'd get the ick immediately. And this guy already probably has the ick as it is. Full body shivers. People in the chat were like, why did you scream, hello? You think that girls should propose to guys? Someone in the chat said, haley, you're wrong. You're wrong. I'm not wrong. You're wrong. No. Totally crazy. If some dude will date you for five plus years without proposing. And I'm talking like, I'm not talking about, like, high school sweethearts. I'm not talking about, like, college. I'm talking if you were an adult. If you were an adult and you are dating for more than five years and he has not talked about proposing to you or anything like that. You're not even starting the conversations. That is not a man that you propose to. That is a boy that you walk away from. Men do not need that long to figure out if you're the one. Or So I hear. 14 years. Come on, that's crazy. I mean, I know we're not supposed to judge, but, like, you have to wonder what's going on here. Modern feminism has totally failed us all. First, the feminists, like, totally screwed us by giving us the opportunity to work, which I'm grateful for because I'm not married. So what would I be doing with my life? How would I pay my bills? I don't know. But imagine if we never had the option to work. Like, first wave feminism never happened. We're all still housewives. Husbands are going home. It would be great. I'd be making a sourdough loaf right now. I'd have five kids at least. I'd be at home. I'd be in my divine feminine energy. I wouldn't be screaming into a microphone. Then, feminists told you that you don't need a man. You can work, you can provide. And women happen to be great at multitasking. So women have been doing a really good job of being moms and working, which is the economic reality that we live in. Most people aren't, you know, surviving and raising a family on one income. It's just out of necessity. So women started going to college, going to work, and they started outpacing men in college degrees and in the professional world. Then women look at their husbands who can't manage to put their socks in a hamper, or they ask you where to find the ketchup in the fridge, and they're thinking, well, you're not making my life any better. And this is because women are becoming more manly, not necessarily in how they look, but how they act. And women, Men don't like that. Men don't want to feel emasculated by the women that they're with. And a lot of men are not as manly anymore. They're not providing, they're not leading physically, spiritually, etc. So men don't want to feel emasculated. They don't want to feel like beta losers. So why would you get into a relationship with a woman who's going to make you feel that way? This is why men are becoming incels. So they're resenting. They're resenting how manly women have become. Women are resenting what beta losers men have become. And now, like, everyone's trying to find Love and date, but like, we all want different things. Like, it's not intersecting anymore are. It's like going that way. So the societal expectations aren't reflecting biological reality. Biologically, men and women are supposed to want to be together, but society has thrown it all off. It's just not good. And here, here come the handcuffs.
TikTok Woman Proposing
Have you ever tried this one.
Haley Karenia
With an ICE agent running after an illegal to finish it off? It's funny. It's a joke. It's funny. Sabrina Carpenter, she did not find it funny. This is what she posted on X in response to the White House's video. She said, this video is evil and disgusting. Do not ever involve me or my music to benefit your inhumane agenda. People were saying, oh, why didn't the White House get permission from her to. To use their song hello. It is a popular song that people are using on TikTok on Instagram. It's a trending sound. I don't understand why celebrities, they don't under. They don't get this concept and fans of them don't get this concept. Liberals really don't get this concept. Nobody on TikTok asks for artist permission to put their songs on their posts. Like, I could go and find a Sabrina Carpenter song and post it on TikTok. I'm not asking for her permission. Theo Vaughn recently got mad at the White House. They took a podcast clip of his and they put it in a meme about illegal immigration as well. Is this everyone's first day on the Internet? You're a celebrity or a podcast host, a singer, whatever. Your face is going to be made into a meme whether you like it or not. Your words are going to be used out of context whether you like it or not. You. Your songs are going to be used for other people's social media posts. Whether you like it or not. This is the way of the world. It is 2025. Just recently, a gay influencer, maybe gay part of the LGBTQ community, was slamming Catholic Gwen Stefani. She's a singer. She was in no doubt. She's obviously gone out on her own. Very successful and, you know, she's open about her Catholic faith. And this influencer is not happy about it. Watch. It is important this holiday season to spend time in prayer, letting God into our hearts and letting Jesus bring us his peace. Download Hallow.
Critic of Hallow App
Today, it's the most wonderful time of the year, AKA when Gwen Stefani shills for the right wing anti abortion pay to pray app. Hello. And if you're feeling like you've Missed a few chapters of late stage capitalism meets religious grifting meets your favorite Y2K celebrity. I am here to help. Hallow is a daily pay to pray app that costs $70 a year before tax. God's not cheap. Now, I know this sounds really extreme and deeply unpopular and incredibly regressive and violent, and it is. But if you're J.D. vance or Peter Thiel or any of the deeply evil men who believe in this crap, and you're looking for a way to get no abortion, even in cases of rape or incest, and into the mainstream range of acceptable viewpoints, what better way to do that than by recruiting everyone's favorite hollaback girl? Hollaback girl? More like Halo app girl.
Haley Karenia
Gross. People in the chat are saying they feel sick if you are listening and not watching. That was a. A man with beautiful blue eyeshadow and long fingernails longer than mine. And that's saying a lot. But he has a problem with Gwen Stefani promoting the Prey app or the Hallow app. And what difference does it make if someone is Christian or Catholic and they want to promote that. They want to promote an app that other Christians can use to pray, worship. What difference does it make? He's tying this, he's tying faith to politics in a way where he's pushing nonsensical talking points. He's saying that J.D. vance and whoever else he brought up, they're pushing Catholic doctrine, they're saying that or Christian beliefs that there should be no abortion. But he's saying that they're pushing policies that don't allow for women to get abortions in these like, high risk situations in the life of the mother in all the, like rape and incest these other instances. There's no heartbeat law in this country as it stands that doesn't allow for that. So what he's saying is just not true. Like, I haven't, I haven't seen an abortion ban that has pushed further than that. So I don't really know what he's talking about. But you know, they have an issue with Christians talking about their Christian beliefs during the Christmas season. Meanwhile, they have all of Pride Month to be more or less heathens and celebrate their sexuality and all of their devious desires. So let the Christians have the Christmas season to pray. Talking about shitty coverage. This, this, let's throw up this headline. Teacher assistant charged after allegedly using poop spray at high school. I saw this headline and you know, it stopped my scroll, if you will. And I thought, I have to click on this. And I have to find out more. And this is a. A 32 year old teaching assistant at West Florence High School. And where is that? What this. It's got to be Florence, South Carolina. It's Florence, South Carolina here. So this 32 year old teacher's assistant there at a high school sprayed, allegedly sprayed an odor designed to imitate fecal matter while at school multiple times. So according to the Florence County Sheriff's Office, he was spraying this multiple times throughout the day for over a week. Well over a week, almost a whole month.
Co-host or Guest
How many cans does this guy have?
Haley Karenia
He's got whoop. He got cans of whoop ass and he is not afraid to use them. And so basically this alleged use of the spray was acquired online. This is according to authorities. The sheriff, Sheriff's office says this caused a disruption at the school. And not only that, unfortunately, it required children to seek medical attention. I'm not laughing, I'm not laughing at kids needing medical attention, but it required children to seek medical attention for respiratory issues. That is one hell of a stink bomb. Kids are built different now. Like 90 kids, 90s kids wouldn't have any issues breathing in a stink bomb and going back to class, didn't it? Yeah. I don't know where he got the fart spray, but he got it online and it was some heavy duty fart spray. Thank you so much for sticking around and watching this episode on New Year's Eve. What a year it has been. Started this podcast and the best is yet to come. I am so excited for the year ahead. 2026 going to be great things and I know it is all thanks to you. So thank you for joining me always and have a very happy and healthy new year to all of my homies. I'll see you soon.
Co-host or Guest
Bye.
Host: Hayley Caronia
Date: December 31, 2025
Episode: 205
This New Year's Eve special of Nightly Scroll features Hayley Caronia’s signature blend of incisive conservative commentary, viral moments, and sharp-witted cultural critique. Hayley recaps “greatest hits” from 2025, focusing on political gaffes, culture war flashpoints, controversial social media clips, and technological oddities. The episode delivers candid opinions on political figures, woke culture, viral internet incidents, and shifting gender norms—punctuated with Hayley's unapologetically bold humor and opinions.
[00:30 - 03:48]
Notable quote:
“President Trump has more stamina in his pinky finger and is more productive in a day than Joe Biden was for four years.”
— Hayley Caronia [01:18]
[03:48 - 05:01]
Notable quote:
“Put your phone down and touch grass…”
“No one has ever de-escalated a situation by pulling their phone out to start filming it.”
— Hayley Caronia [05:21]
“The left makes it really damn easy to be better than them. They do, because it's women like this who are taking their phones out and essentially harassing an elderly woman at her place of work...”
— Hayley Caronia [07:15]
[09:03 - 09:49]
Notable quote:
“That’s what we call immediate instant gratification. I’ve never seen an FAFO so fast.”
— Hayley Caronia [09:29]
[10:25 - 13:58]
Notable quote:
“This is an SNL skit in real life. …He’s literally the whitest, whitest piece of Wonder Bread… Gavin Newsom, if you’re watching... It’s okay to be white. ...The worst thing that you can do if you’re campaigning for anything is to be fake.”
— Hayley Caronia [12:57]
[14:50 - 20:32]
Notable quote:
“Expect more robot relationships… This is quite literally a Black Mirror episode coming to life.”
— Hayley Caronia [20:00]
[35:56 - 42:10]
Notable quote:
“If you feel the need to propose to your boyfriend, he is a beta. Loser. ...Men do not need that long to figure out if you’re the one.”
— Hayley Caronia [38:08]
[22:27 - 23:36]
Notable quote:
“You want a Mexican Disney princess? Write one. ...But why are we turning Sleeping Beauty into a Mexican girl? I don’t get it.”
— Hayley Caronia [23:05]
[23:36 - 28:00]
Notable quote:
“Trans people are visible and we are aware. ...You are visible in all the places you don’t belong.”
— Hayley Caronia [27:56]
[28:04 - 35:47]
Notable quote:
“What, for what? For attention. This is so crazy. People who waste police officers’ time... I hate them.”
— Hayley Caronia [31:27]
[44:31 - 45:28]
Notable quote:
“They have an issue with Christians talking about their Christian beliefs during the Christmas season. Meanwhile, they have all of Pride Month to... celebrate their... devious desires.”
— Hayley Caronia [45:04]
[47:40 - 48:14]
On Biden and stamina:
“Joe Biden went to Delaware to sleep on the beach as often as he could. …He called a lid at 2pm.”
— Hayley Caronia [01:26]
On instigating social media outrage:
“Not everything needs to be a viral moment. Go home. Find some other way to be content with your life.”
— Hayley Caronia [06:34]
On AI robots in the home:
“Maybe the cleaning person doesn’t dance for you. I don’t know.”
— Hayley Caronia [16:21]
On viral hoaxes:
“If you have a good friend, your good friend says, hey, this is a bad idea. Don’t.”
— Hayley Caronia [34:33]
On modern gender roles:
“Modern feminism has totally failed us all. ...Imagine if we never had the option to work. ...I’d have five kids at least. ...I’d be in my divine feminine energy. I wouldn’t be screaming into a microphone.”
— Hayley Caronia [39:33]
Hayley’s delivery throughout is direct, irreverent, and unfiltered, blending humor and cultural commentary with pointed political critique. She’s unapologetically partisan, quick to mock public figures, viral videos, and progressive cultural trends, while showing warmth or pride for perceived positive conservative examples. Frequent banter with guests/co-host injects further levity and sarcasm.
Hayley wraps the episode with gratitude for listeners, declaring excitement for the future and the ongoing mission of Nightly Scroll, ending with:
“The best is yet to come… Have a very happy and healthy new year to all of my homies. I'll see you soon.”
— Hayley Caronia [49:25]
End of summary.