
In this episode of Scrolling: Gavin Newsom cries, we find the through line for 5 deadly stories, the Nashville Predators take the spotlight and we get to some of the questions you submitted.
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Hailey Caranilla
Hello and welcome to Scrolling with Haley. I'm Hailey Caranilla. Thank you all for being here on this Friday afternoon. What a great way to kick off the weekend and Holy Week coming up. Very exciting. Um, all right, if you are watching on Rumble right now, you already know rumble.com Haley brings you to the Bongino Report channel. That's the only place you can watch this show live and in full. You might be watching on X or on Facebook right now, but you're not gonna be able to see the whole show. So come on over to Rumble. Of course, as soon as this show is over, if you're. It becomes available on your favorite podcast platform. And we also have video now on Spotify. So wherever you watch your show, just make sure that you tell a friend. I appreciate it. All right. Gavin Newsom is trying to turn his blubbering into a masterclass in masculinity, and I'm not buying it. Then a whole slew of illegal immigrants are giving us exhibits A through Z on why we should close the border entirely. I'm not convinced that any of these people are just innocent asylum seekers looking to start a better life. Then the Nashville Predators had their annual pride night, and the jokes just write themselves and we've got an epic transgender crash out. It is an insane video. We're gonna play it and react. Plus, did you know Boston was built by the Somali community? It was news to me, but Boston Mayor Wu enlightened me on that lesser known piece of history. I've got blind reactions, questions, and so much more. Put your phones on. Do not disturb. The show starts now.
Co-host or Guest 1
Foreign.
Hailey Caranilla
Gavin Newsom, knee Pads Newsome. Now he's got a new nickname. Crybaby. California Governor Gavin Newsom was seen getting a little emotional at the podium yesterday while announcing the expansion of California's Service Corps, a program designed to help kids get involved in their communities with service, tutoring, other job building skills. And this is what he had to say. Watch.
Co-host or Guest 2
I'm also weird.
Hailey Caranilla
Cut the clip.
Co-host or Guest 2
You know, I'm also. This is weird. You can turn all that off just because all the noise, you know, that we just need to turn off. And this is. This is this. Listen to this. This is it, man. This is it. You want to fix all this stuff? This is it. Listen to these guys. You know, we're all just sitting there yelling and screaming at each other. Everybody's getting each other's throats and trying to tear everybody down. And, you know, how are we going to get out of this? This is it. You heard These guys, programs like this, community leaders like this. And. And I just. It's like, why are we so stupid? Why can't we just get this? It's so obvious what we need to do. And so I'm just deeply proud of this.
Hailey Caranilla
I love how he, first of all, he kicks off the clip by saying this. I'm weird, right? He says something like, I'm weird. Yes, you are. Then he's like, why are we all so stupid? Just look at these kids. You know, why are we all fighting? Just look at these kids. And then it's. It's sort of like a Kamala Harris word salad a little bit, but. Thank you, Mr. Nine Sixties. Yes. And you know what? This is why we don't see him give speeches. Because he can't read. Because he's dyslexic. He's dyslexic. Everyone's stupid. It all makes sense now.
Co-host or Guest 2
I too can't speak like you.
Hailey Caranilla
I think that he is going through something personally. And I don't know, maybe just seeing kids talking about the future and stuff made him emotional. Um, but I think he's maybe going through something and I don't know, maybe it just triggered something for him. Chad thinks he's high. Yeah, maybe he was high. Maybe he was. But Gavin do some tearing up while talking about the program I think would have been fine. I honestly, I would have let it slide. I don't mind when men cry. Not all the time, but in certain situations and circumstances, I will allow it. Okay. But then his snarky press team turned this sobbing into an attack on MAGA and masculinity. So this is what they said on X. MAGA thinks masculinity never means never feeling anything. They hate when men have hearts. Don't listen to them. Real men show emotion and they're replying to a New York Post headline a about Gavin Newsom breaking down while discussing California's job program. And then they quoted Gavin Newsom. This is embarrassing. That was Gavin Newsom's words, not the New York Post. The New York Post is attributing that quote to Gavin Newsom. You saw the video. He said, I'm being weird and this is embarrassing. So I don't buy this whole toxic masculinity spin because even Gavin Newsom said that he was embarrassed that he was crying. He didn't want to cry. He didn't own it. He was ashamed. So if Gavin Newsom is ashamed of crying in public, then he isn't. This prime example of non toxic masculinity if he was like, yeah, I'm crying and I'm proud. I'm proud of these kids and it brings a tear to my eye, I think that would be more respectable. But he didn't. And then his team tries to spin it that way anyway. And this is the Democrats guy. There is nobody else. NBC News did a poll about two weeks ago that put Harris above Newsom in terms of favorability among Democrats. But I don't think that Democrats would be dumb enough to run Harris again. They are dumb, but I don't know if they're that dumb. And it would be hilarious. But I don't think they're going to take that chance. For the third time, then, you know, Newsom reposted this more recent NBC News polling yesterday saying that he had a 100% favorability rating among Democrats. So as unlikable as I think most Americans and definitely all conservatives find Gavin Newsom, he's likely going to be the Democrats pick. And you know, they've run a straight white man with racist tendencies and trouble with public speaking before. And to their credit, it did work. So I think that they might do it again by whatever means necessary. But whoever the Democrat nominee is, they will surely champion open border and soft on crime policies. They are proven to be damaging to our society and yet they keep digging the knife in deeper. So I want to play a little game. Do you all want to play a little game with me? Let's do a rapid fire game. I'm going to share a few quick stories, headlines. You tell me in the chat what the common denominator is between all of these. So here is story number one out of Fairfax, Virginia. Watch this.
News Reporter
Israel Flores Ortez was charged with assault for groping about a dozen girls in school. Originally he faced nine counts of assault. Now he's facing 13 counts of assault. Seven News was also the first to report that Flores Ortiz is in the country illegally. He entered the country in 2024, according to ICE, unaccompanied and somehow made his way to Fairfax County.
Hailey Caranilla
Okay, so story number one, we've got an illegal immigrant that is groping girls. All right, here's story number two.
News Reporter
Also in Virginia, watch angel David Rubio murder was arrested for crimes against children and a story that's become all too familiar in Virginia. This isn't his first arrest. First a serious crime in our community. However, this might be his last. Culpepper. Police Chief Chris Settle tells me Ruby o' Marin was living in Manassas when he logged onto Roblox a gaming site popular with little kids. There Police say the 20 year old interacted with at least three girls under the age of 10 years old. Children who he offered money if they would send him sexually explicit videos and photos of themselves.
Hailey Caranilla
Disgusting. Okay, story number three brings us to Chicago, Illinois. Watch this.
News Reporter 2
Illegals that have brought diseases across the border. Katie Abraham's killer, illegal alien was had full blown AIDS when he came over the border. And now we know that the killer of Sheridan Gorman has tuberculosis. And he actually didn't show up to his hearing because he was getting medical care which cost almost $30,000 for him, paid for by taxpayers.
Hailey Caranilla
Okay. Tuberculosis and full blown aids. So that's awesome. Again, just shining stars in our society. Story number four brings us to New York City. Watch this.
News Reporter 2
They have arrested the suspect who shoved an 83 year old man onto subway tracks leaving him on life support. We have been covering this since Sunday. The 34 year old man now faces charges including attempted murder. May Ron Hernandez accused of pushing actually two men onto the tracks at the Lexington Avenue and 63rd street station Sunday.
Hailey Caranilla
Yeah, so that illegal immigrant pushed two men off of the subway platform. One of Those men being 83 year old air Force veteran Richard Williams. And he was on life support after the incident but he has since died from those injuries. You, you can't tell me a more disappointing story like you hear this and it is so heart wrenching and so heartbreaking and it makes you just want to shake Democrats and say do you see now how your policies are not making this country better? Can you imagine being a veteran and giving, potentially giving your life for this country. You're serving this country and then you die because of dumb policies that put foreign nationals ahead of American citizens. Imagine, imagine being willing to die for this country and then you, you essentially die because Democrats want people from other countries to live their American dream. Just makes me fucking sick honestly. Then that guy by the way had a lengthy rap sheet according to dhs. So he could have been off the streets. And he was in the country illegally and was deported four times. So he has been convicted in the past for re entering the country illegally multiple times. Again, multiple opportunities to deport this MFer and the Democrats and soft on crime DAs and judges, activist judges, they just let these people live in sanctuary states and cities. Just totally gross. Story number five, this is a migrant running over a New Jersey pedestrian. So this is a migrant from Ecuador. He was accused of fatally mowing down a New Jersey pedestrian in what they're calling a vicious hit and run. He was also believed to have entered the US Illegally two times. He was deported to came back. This guy, they haven't even found him. He's at large. So there's a migrant that is driving recklessly killing American citizens, and they don't know where he is right now. Authorities are trying to track him down. So I just want to ask the chat, I gave you five stories, what are the common denominators here? Because there are a few. Actually, there are a few common denominators.
Co-host or Guest 1
I'll.
Hailey Caranilla
I'll let you guys decide in the chat. And everyone is upset. In the chat, everyone is saying how disgusting this is. I can't agree more. And Democrats pushing illegals to go vote. Disgusting. Yes. Geez, it never stops. They're all registered to vote. Lol. Yep. All of them take place in Democrat cities. All of them take place in sanctuary cities. And they're all illegal aliens. Some of them are illegal aliens and career criminals and pedophiles and also murderers, rapists, and carrying diseases. But the common denominator is that they are not supposed to be in this country in the first place, and yet they are living in sanctuary states and doing harm to American citizens. This is why vetting matters. This is why, as nice as it is for Democrats to want everyone to live the American dream and not everybody gets to. For some people, it should stay a dream. Especially if their dream is to come here and rape people and give them AIDS and drive recklessly and kill drivers and pedestrians and groom young girls and push veterans onto train tracks and kill them. The Democrats buy that as the American dream because they've deemed enforcement of immigration law racist and xenophobic. Therefore, anyone who is a minority, anyone who is a person of color who wants to come here can come right in. Doesn't matter who you are, where you came from, if you're sick, if you're a career criminal, doesn't matter. And a lot of times they don't even know if these people are criminals. They don't know that they have lengthy rap sheets in their home countries. But it doesn't matter. They don't have the documentation of that. They don't have the documentation of their vaccine schedule, their. Their track record, whether or not they've been a career criminal, whether or not they have aids. They don't know these things. So Democrats just treat our country like it's a testing ground. Like, I don't know what's going to happen when we import the third world into our once great country. But I guess we'll Find out. That's what's happening right now. The Democrats fucked around and now we're finding out. Now. Ben Luigi posted this video on Instagram and it has since gone viral. He posted a video on walking around his local mall in Virginia. But if you told me he was traveling abroad, I'd believe it. Watch. The video says, this is a mall in Virginia. Every day I am more radicalized. I am a foreigner in my own country. And he's walking around the mall and there are women in full hijab. I think he's the only white person in the video. You can overhear people in the video speaking a different language. I don't recognize this as Virginia. I believe him, but it doesn't look like it. But if you point out that demographics have changed, you're automatically racist. This guy over in the uk, he knows that. He knows that if he admits that the demographics around him have changed, he's going to cancel culture jail. So here he is denying that fact. Watch. Have you noticed a change in sort of demographics, the people who live here and so on? Not in. Not particularly.
Mentor or Role Model Figure
I don't see exhibit A. It hasn't changed in any great deal,
Hailey Caranilla
to be honest with you. Walking right behind him? No. Nope. Haven't noticed anything. Nope. Everyone's totally the same. Nope. I don't see that there is an invasion. I don't see that there's a takeover. I don't see that the demographics have changed. You have to be blind to not see that. But this is him proving that he is colorblind. Because the left love to say it's not enough to be not racist, you have to be anti racist. And in order to be anti racist, you have to not see around you. You have to have your eyes closed. You have to be blind to pattern recognition and demographic changes that are happening literally right in front of your face. Taking a quick break to tell you about the sponsor for today's show. Let me tell you about something that doesn't get enough attention and that is sleep. I bet you told yourself going into this new year that you are going to fix your sleep. But guess what? It's March. That means the New year New Me energy has officially worn off. That is why Dream by Beam has become one of my non negotiables. Dream is made with a powerful blend of all natural ingredients. Reishi, magnesium, L theanine, apigenin and melatonin. Not to mention it tastes amazing. I've been drinking the chocolate peanut butter flavor. It is the most iconic duo. I love chocolate and peanut butter together. So. So that's the flavor that I've been drinking. All you have to do is put it in water or milk if you want it a little more creamier. It's like hot chocolate that helps you go to sleep. Or you could drink it cold, whatever you want. But either way, no matter how you drink it, it is good. So if you've been wanting or waiting for the right time to try Dream, this is it. They are offering my listeners an exclusive discount by going to shopbeam.com scroll and use code scroll to get my exclusive offer for up to 40% off Beam's dream powder. This is the best discount Beam gives out. So tell your friends, too. Even if they don't listen to the show, they might want to fix their sleep and they've got to try beam. So remember, go to shopbeam.com scroll, use code scroll. And with my code scroll, you can grab Dream for up to 40% off. Try it today. All right, this. I just want everyone to buckle up. Just buckle up and get ready for this video because I really. I've never seen anything like it. But one thing about trans people, they get violent. They get violent. You don't want to start a fight with a trans person. They are all hopped up on whatever and they get very angry. So this is an Oklahoma civil rights attorney, Rob Hopkins. And Rob is a woman who is on testosterone and I guess, whatever else. But he was. She. He whatever very angry with the judge Lori Jackson in this court in Oklahoma. So you have to watch this. This is an epic trans crash out. Watch.
Comedian or Satirist
This is as clear as the nose
Hailey Caranilla
on my face that this woman will
Comedian or Satirist
not appear before this court because she has a warrant or stealing.
Co-host or Guest 1
Objection. That's not true. And you're ready or shot at me.
Hailey Caranilla
I'm not putting down.
Comedian or Satirist
Leave this guy.
Co-host or Guest 1
Get out of my face. Get out of my face.
Hailey Caranilla
These people, my friend, and you're being
Co-host or Guest 1
ugly and get out of my face. Do not hurt me. Do not hurt me. Do not. Are you throwing me over the.
Co-host or Guest 3
Stop resisting.
Co-host or Guest 1
I'm not resisting. Okay.
Co-host or Guest 3
Put your hand behind your back. Stop resisting.
Co-host or Guest 1
You know exactly what's happening. I can't walk. I'm being thrown down. Do not grab me. Do not rob me. What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? You're hurting me. You're hurting me. I can't breathe. I can't breathe. I can't breathe. I can't breathe. Put your hand behind. I cannot breathe.
Woman Fantasizing Speaker
Breathe.
Co-host or Guest 1
I can't breathe. Please. I can't Breathe. I can't breathe.
Hailey Caranilla
Woo. The dramatics. A flair for the dramatics. I don't know why this woman is a lawyer. She should be a. An actress or something.
Co-host or Guest 3
I do have to preface for the audience this whole thing. There's like two minutes of buildup where he's just, like, consistently yelling at everybody.
Hailey Caranilla
Yeah, we cut this shorter, but. But if you want to go on X, I think I might have posted this on my X feed. If I haven't, I will after the show so you can go watch the full thing. But it is.
Co-host or Guest 3
It's ridiculous.
Hailey Caranilla
Totally insane. Like, the whole. Even the buildup is insane. We were talking about this before the show, and we said how much we loved the other lawyer saying, you're being ugly right now. That is quite the insult. If someone told me, you're being ugly right now, that would cut deep. And I think maybe that's the comment that set the tranny off on this tirade.
Co-host or Guest 3
So composed.
Hailey Caranilla
So composed. Yeah. And again, this is why they're all on these drugs and they all go crazy. They're crazy to begin with. And then the drugs certainly don't help. But the funniest part is the I can't breathe. I can't breathe. I can't breathe. And in between the I can't breathes, you can hear her breathing very heavily. And if you can't breathe, I feel like you wouldn't be able to say that you can't breathe. But, yeah, I just. That was one of my favorite parts, the breathing very heavily in between the I can't breathes. And also, if you see in the video, if you want to pull it back up, just the end of the video, the guy is in, the cop has the lawyer, the trans lawyer in a headlock, but there's a lot of space in between the arm and the neck. So he's, you know, he has the transgender in a headlock, but it's certainly not restricting his breathing at all. So, anyway, it's just. It's just funny to watch.
Co-host or Guest 3
It's a lot.
Hailey Caranilla
It's just a lot. Also funny. Funny moment from social media that I found yesterday was the mayor of Boston, Michelle Wu, saying that the Somali community built Boston Watch.
Boston Mayor Michelle Wu
You cannot talk about any achievement that the city of Boston has had in safety, jobs, and economic development, in education without talking about the Somali community that has lifted our city up. We are proud and we are grateful for our Somali community and for our Somali American neighbors. Boston, in the country are clear that hate has no place in our society. We will use every attack to actually strengthen and expand the services available to empower and work alongside our community members who are already doing so much good in the world and setting an example for the rest of the country.
Hailey Caranilla
No achievements in Boston. No achievements in Boston, except for the ones that were at the hands of the Somali community. She. I know she doesn't want to hear this. She doesn't want to hear this fact, but Boston was built by white men. This is a fact that the left doesn't want to admit, but it's true. Boston was built by white men, English settlers, and news flash. But the founding Fathers, they were not Somali. They weren't. They weren't. And there is a lot of good in Boston that has absolutely nothing to do with the Somali community. And I know that the left wants to believe that, you know, this great nation was built on the backs of Somali immigrants, but it just wasn't. When I think of Boston, I don't think of Somalis at all. I think of Irishmen, I think of Italians, I think of Polish, I think of Dunkin Donuts. Those are the things that come to mind when I think of Boston. And of course, you know, our nation's rich history. But Somalis have nothing to do with that. And I check the statistics, the demographics in. In Boston, and Somalis are less than 1% of Bostonians. Less than 1%. I mean, these kinds of statements are embarrassing because it just shows that they are so devoid of reality, but they want to push an agenda and a narrative so bad, and they. They're trying so hard to be, you know, pro minority and anti white that they have to lie. They just have to lie to themselves. And that's really sad. But I did see in the comment section of this video, someone posted this meme about the Boston Tea Party, and they said, I think she's right. I can't believe they lied to us about the Boston Tea Party. And it's a bunch of Somali pirates in the harbor there. So. And it looks like they're actually taking the tea out of the harbor and they're putting it back onto the pirate ship. So that's also a great part of this meme, but I think that this is hilarious. It's very, very funny. Let's get into Pride night in Nashville, shall we? I used to live in Nashville, and I actually, I loved going to Preds games because anytime I went to a Preds game, they won. I don't know if I was there, their good luck charm or what, but I would say I was A Preds fan. I was a fan of the Breads. I loved going to the games. But then we get into the whole gay territory. We get into LGBTQ nights, Pride nights, a lot of hockey teams and baseball teams and, you know, the NFL. They all have to do these nights for gay people. And I don't really know why. I don't know if the gay community is really asking for this. I don't know if they're asking to be included in these communities. I think that if gay men were super interested in these sports, they wouldn't need to have, you know, rainbow tape on a hockey stick to feel included. They would just like hockey, so they would feel included like everybody else. I don't know why we have to make distinctions for people's sexualities. You know, oh, these are hockey fans, but they're also gay. These are hockey fans, but they're also straight. Like, why don't we just become hockey fans? Why can't we just be fans of football or baseball or whatever the sport is? Why do we need this political virtue signaling on top of it? We don't. It's. It's unnecessary. But the thing is, these sports teams and these front offices, they have done themselves a disservice by getting into this world, this political world to begin with. Because as soon as you have one Pride night, well, now you got to do it for the rest of your lives. Because then the news story becomes they stopped the Pride night, so now that they've jumped on board this lunacy, they're going to have a hard time walking it back that then this is going to be a whole crisis PR situation where, oh, the Nashville prez decided this year that they. They don't care about gay people. So now, I guess they're forced to do this every night or every year. And this year, they unveiled a new logo that, of course, is rainbow. And then this is their explanation of the logo. Inspired by the dreamy expressive art styles of the 1960s and 70s, this design pays tribute to the generations who've paved the way for LGBTQ plus visibility and progress. What does this have to do with hockey? Nothing. The layered foundation represents those who came before us, lifting up today's community through their courage and advocacy. Flowing through the logo, the vibrant wave symbolizes present day self expression, representing the freedom to live authentically, boldly, and without limits. Again, this has absolutely nothing to do with hockey. Nothing to do with Nashville. I'm confused, but whatever. So to make matters worse, they have this gay logo, then they have gay tape all over the guy's hockey sticks, which, again, the jokes write themselves. But this is the group that they had performing at the Pride Night. This is a group called the Cow Gays. And yes, their music is blasphemous. Watch.
Co-host or Guest 1
Wish I wasn't gay Wish I wasn't gay I don't wish I was engaged no more Clap your hands for Jesus Hallelujah, praise the Lord I don't wish I was engaged no more. Used to lay in bed at night and cry myself asleep Tossing in a turn and wondering why Thought that damned old devil had a hold on me Till the day I finally saw the
Hailey Caranilla
light Saw the light, Saw the light and became gay or unafraid to be gay. Okay, again, who is this for? Who is going to see this group at the Pride Night and think, yes, I am thrilled to see this group. It's just. I just don't think that there's an intersection between the gay community and. And sports. And if there is, again, like I said, gay people, of course, can like sports. But why does there need to be a. A day celebrating sexuality? A hockey game is something that families go to. There are kids there. Again, just sports fans that want to go and celebrate their team and their community. And then they're going to have to be subjected to this. And I will say their harmonies are beautiful, but the message is not. It is not family friendly. And I can't imagine that the community as liberal as Nashville is, I can't imagine that the larger community in Tennessee feels represented by this. I just. I can't see that. And, of course, we just have to get into the obvious joke at the. At the helm of all of this, and that is that it is Gay Predators Night. I mean, the name predator is not great. And it's actually a saber tooth tiger. I believe there was a saber tooth tiger that was found in Nashville, and that's why they named them the Predators. But they couldn't do the Saber tooth Tiger because there's already the Sabers. Am I correct?
Co-host or Guest 3
I'm not a huge hockey guy, but that. That sounds.
Hailey Caranilla
I think there's already a hockey team called the Sabers. Hockey team. Sabers. Buffalo Sabers.
Co-host or Guest 3
I do know last year was kind of a tipping point for the NHL Pride Nights. Like, there was a big beef between the players and the. Well, some players as a whole.
Hailey Caranilla
Yeah, some players came out and they were like, yeah, I'm not putting gay tape on my stick. Like, this is just ridiculous. And I. I give them a lot of credit for doing that. And they should they shouldn't have to put rainbow tape on their sticks. They shouldn't have to wear jerseys with rainbow stuff. And a lot of those players cited their faith as the reason for not wanting to participate. And I don't blame them for that.
Co-host or Guest 3
I don't believe very many players last night, if any, wore the Pride Night jersey because it's optional in the NHL.
Hailey Caranilla
Well, good. I hope that they opted out because it's just ridiculous. And maybe if more of them opt out, then it'll be more embarrassing for these teams to put on these nights because if the teams are not on board then, or the players aren't on board for that matter, then I think it would be embarrassing. To keep this straight up, but this is from 2025. Nashville Predators. The vibe we bring to every function.
Co-host or Guest 3
And again, if you've worked in corporate America, you know how many people approve this T shirt design?
Hailey Caranilla
Preds in the nice. We love Preds in the community. And this is the vibe they bring to every function. Who doesn't love preds? Who doesn't love Predators in the community? Yeah. To your point, how many people were in on this T shirt design and they said, full send. I love it. Love it. There's nothing wrong with it. We love Preds in the community. Just ridiculous. All right, should we do. Should we do scrolling time or should we do blind reactions first?
Co-host or Guest 3
Let's. Let's start with scrolling time.
Hailey Caranilla
Let's do scrolling time. All right. There is a concerning new trend on social media, and it is that there are liberal women, mostly women, that are fantasizing about when it happens. I'll let you guess what you think it is. Watch.
Woman Fantasizing Speaker
I hope I'm alone when it happens. But in public. Alone but in public. Because if I'm with my friends, then one of my friends is going to spoil it for me. If I'm with my husband, my husband is also going to spoil it for me. My husband. Husband is my friend, Whatever. And I want it to be tiny. Like really small. Okay? So like, picture this. I'm in like a Trader Joe's and I didn't even really need anything. I just wanted to see if they've changed anything for the season, you know, because there's always some sort of weird new cookie. And it's crowded because it's like four or five or something, right? Not so crowded that people are like, like circling the parking lot crowded, but there's a lot of people in there. And then from across the Trader Joe's, you hear, oh, my God. Yeah, yeah. And then Somebody's like, no way.
Hailey Caranilla
Oh, my God.
Woman Fantasizing Speaker
It's traveling. It's traveling. Like a rumor in musical theater. People are leaving their carts in the aisle to go see, like, what happened? Did somebody fall down? Did something happen? And then once they get there, everybody at that point has looked at their phones. And then, and this is the most important part, one employee quietly walks over to one of the registers and just starts ringing that bell. Nine dollar Prosecco for all. Is that a weird fantasy?
Hailey Caranilla
Yes. Yes, it is a weird fantasy. And I'm sure you can all guess in the chat what this fantasy is. What is this woman fantasizing about? She's in the Trader Joe's aisle, and then everyone drops everything. They. They hear the news that President Trump died. That is what she is fantasizing about. I saw people guessing in the chat that that was the news. You are correct. And this is so disturbing to celebrate death in the way that the left does. They have this disdain for life and certainly the lives of conservatives. They dance on the graves of conservatives when they die. They did this. I remember during COVID with Herman Cain, a former Republican presidential candidate, he passed away with COVID and the left made him into this punching bag. Oh, you went to this super spreader event and you died. Good. You deserve it. Just disgusting. Disgusting. Rush Limbaugh, disgusting. Same Charlie Kirk. We saw this with teachers and all these people celebrating his death. Just gross, right? And then we see this now that they're fantasizing about another one. They can't wait for President Trump to die. And I just can't fathom feeling that way about another human being. I don't like liberals. I don't like Democrats. I don't like Joe Biden. I don't like Kamala Harris. I don't like their policy. I don't like their politics. But I've never met them in real life. I might meet Joe Biden and Kamala Harris and Gavin Newsom or whoever and have a nice conversation with them. We might even find middle ground somewhere. And the left can't comprehend that when the roles are reversed. I don't wish death on any Democrat. I don't wish death on anyone. But they are so deranged and so far away from God, in my opinion, that they can have that feeling about another human life that they would celebrate the death of another human being. It is so disturbing. And when I see videos like this, it makes me proud to be on the other side. I want to be as far away from that, that energy as humanly possible. And I will say there was another Libs of TikTok posted this yesterday. There was a Catholic school teacher in Canada who posted the same thing. Like, I can't wait when it happens. Imagine being so Trump deranged and you don't even live in the United States of America. Sick. Like these people are just sick. Anyway. This is also sick. This woman encouraging people to cut off their MAGA family members. Watch this.
Woman Advocating Cutting Off MAGA Family
I want to say what I said in another video a little bit better. I want to talk about why I think it's time, if you have MAGA people in your life, to cut contact with them. I know that there is a lot of discourse out there about how we don't want to isolate people in their propaganda and that that's not going to bring this country together. But I disagree. I said in my other video, I'll explain briefly here that I have attempted to reach out and bring together and reach my parents for over a decade, really two decades, if I'm honest. Trying to get them to listen to me, to trust me over their media, to trust the sources that I was giving them that was contradicting what they were hearing in their media media. And they chose over and over again not to trust me, but to dismiss me. Caused them, my mother especially my father, not so much because my mother especially to moonwalk out of my life. She was. I think my read is that she was just so afraid of me pointing out something that would harm her ego that she just didn't want to have any kind of conversation with me. Me cut contact with people who refuse to acknowledge that there is harm being done and that they are participating in that harm. I told my parents before they voted for him a third time. I said, like, you're being irrational if you don't think this isn't going to impact.
Hailey Caranilla
I could not imagine, you know, crying and whining and asking someone else to vote and think the way that I do. The beauty of living in a free country and a constitutional republic is that we get to be selfish with the way we vote. We get to close that curtain behind us and vote for us, not for someone else, because that person has a vote too. Everyone gets a vote. In a perfect world, only citizens get one vote each and do with that. Vote what you wish. Don't vote with some other minority group in mind. Vote for what makes sense for you. But your family, your finances, your education, your career, your retirement. With all of those factors and more, who do you think you are to tell someone else who to vote for? Just because they're your family doesn't mean they think the same, doesn't mean they have the same concerns. And to cut people off because they vote the same way or not the same way you do is childish. It is immature, it is close minded. And I have asked my liberal friends, because I've been cut off by people before, and my remaining liberal friends, I have asked them to talk to me before cutting me off. And guess what? None of them have asked me to clarify my stances on anything. We are still great friends. I, you know, saw them all last weekend. It was amazing. I love them all. I love them dearly. And that's not always the case. I've had friends cut me off without even asking me why, asking me to clarify, or even telling me why. And that's more heartbreaking. But again, this stems from tds. Trump is bad. Everyone else who votes for him is bad too. And I just don't respect anyone who cut me off without telling me the reason and without having a conversation. I'm not owed an explanation, but I just don't respect them anymore because of it. Because I've always been the same good friend that I've always been. And it's their loss. Now, I saw this video online and this was, you know, making a joke about the ICE agents that are in the TSA lines. So watch this.
Comedian or Satirist
Bag check. Got any Mexicans in here?
Hailey Caranilla
Sorry, what?
Comedian or Satirist
I'm just kidding you. They're small, though. Small guys. All right, boarding pass and id. Hey, today, pal, I'm not just covering for the tsa. Right. I got a mail route after this. I'm working the graveyard shift at the dmv.
Co-host or Guest 2
Right.
Comedian or Satirist
Why? ICE is the last funded government agency, dipshit. What do we got here? What's this?
Co-host or Guest 2
A book.
Comedian or Satirist
How's it work?
Hailey Caranilla
You read it.
Comedian or Satirist
Kind of not going on this plane. Where you flying today, Gaylord?
Woman Fantasizing Speaker
San Francisco.
Comedian or Satirist
We're rerouting you to somewhere less. Welcome to 1015 in Tuscaloosa.
News Reporter 2
I have a wedding to get to.
Comedian or Satirist
What the hell is this? Some sort of travel sized abortion device?
Hailey Caranilla
That's a head scratcher.
Comedian or Satirist
That's what getting an abortion feels like.
Co-host or Guest 1
That's incredible.
Comedian or Satirist
Regardless, we're gonna have to pat you down. Whoa, whoa. I'm not patting you down, sweetheart. You're gonna have to pat yourself down.
Hailey Caranilla
Pat myself down?
Woman Fantasizing Speaker
Yeah.
Comedian or Satirist
This isn't one of your multiracial bath houses? God, you people make me sick.
Hailey Caranilla
Okay, I'm good.
Comedian or Satirist
All right, last question. Who won the 2020 election?
Hailey Caranilla
Joe Biden.
Comedian or Satirist
Move seat 6A to 45F and recent pressing privileges. All right, you're clear. Next. You're good.
Hailey Caranilla
I love how he dubs the entire thing of McDonald's french fries in the guy's bag, closes it and says, yeah, 45F. And then the Trump supporter obviously gets through with no problems. This is what the liberals think is happening. I mean, they really do. And I would say send the ice agents to the dmv. I think it would run very smooth. I think we would all be in a better place if ICE agents were in the dmv. People might come with their documents in hand ready to go if, yeah, maybe people need a little, a little fear to keep him in line. And you know, I will say that ICE agents are all over the airports now and the lines are down. Things are, things are back to normal. It's looking good. All right, this next video, this is a lesbian woman, I'm assuming, I'm assuming her gender, I guess, but she is concerned about women in pizza. Women in pizza. Watch.
Woman in Pizza Industry
Nothing drives me more crazy being a woman in pizza behind the counter. And when people walk in, they raise an eyebrow whether or not I could do the job right away. They're already wondering, is she the owner? Does she know what she's doing? Of course I do. My name's on the door. Of course I know how to do it. I didn't go into an industry I know nothing about. This is my blood, sweat, tears. I was born into the industry, so of course I know how to make pizza. I know how to do the ins, the outs, the payroll, the books, you name it. That's what it takes to run a pizzeria. It's not just flour, sauce and cheese that everyone thinks nowadays. There's plenty of talented women that are out there right now making kick ass pizzas just like myself. So why is it okay if your wife can make you a sandwich, but I can't make you a pizza? Women now are working harder than ever to break out of the society norm. So if you see a woman behind your counter, don't raise an eyebrow. Maybe give her a high five because she's broken through barriers that you've never even witnessed in your life.
Hailey Caranilla
Women in stem, women in pizza. I have never in a bajillion years seen a woman in the kitchen, the pizza kitchen, and thought, what are you doing here? I thought they wanted us. I thought that women are belong in the kitchen. And now she, you know, the liberals, they think that women don't belong in the kitchen, that they are boss, babes, and this woman is doing both. She's a boss babe and she's in the kitchen. I see nothing wrong with this, but this is like a made up victim mentality stuff where, you know, if you see a woman behind the counter of a pizza kitchen, you know, give her a high five. She's broken through ceiling. She's broken the glass ceiling to get there, to get back into the kitchen. Just ridiculous.
Co-host or Guest 3
I gotta know if the pie is good though.
Hailey Caranilla
I'm sure it is. Women are great at cooking. Although I will say, I guess I. I haven't really seen women in a pizza kitchen. Yeah, it's usually bros. Usually some bros in the back.
Co-host or Guest 3
There's a.
Hailey Caranilla
But I wouldn't, I wouldn't doubt a woman making pizza.
Co-host or Guest 3
Oh, for sure. There's a. There's a couple down here that have a pizza place. That's really good.
Hailey Caranilla
Well, it's only good because the man is watching over the woman in the kitchen. That's why I'm just kidding. All right, speaking of men in the kitchen, this next video is about men in the grocery store. These are little young men and they are learning how to look for certain things. And I think this is a great life lesson.
Mentor or Role Model Figure
Watch one person grab the milk.
Woman in Pizza Industry
Yes, I do.
Mentor or Role Model Figure
But we just. But listen, listen, listen. So this is what we gonna mess up at, right? What do we see when we see this milk? Close the door, Close the door. What do we see? We don't just see milk, right? Yes, sir, we read the labels. What does that milk say? Whole milk. Now what does the blue milk say?
Hailey Caranilla
2% milk does it.
Mentor or Role Model Figure
All right, now what does that milk down there say? Reduce fat. All that. So now since we got different kinds of milk and our wife only putting milk on the list, what we going to do?
Hailey Caranilla
Call our wife?
Mentor or Role Model Figure
We got to call our wife cuz we got to see what kind of milk to get, right? Here we go. So here we go. You already. Hey, she said get 2% milk, good to go. Why does our mom say no? Sometimes, sometimes her budget is different. You understand that? All right, cool. And last but not least, when we leaving the store and we got a wife and a daughter at home, hey, you might forget something at the store. You understand that?
Hailey Caranilla
Yes, sir.
Mentor or Role Model Figure
Mightn't afford to buy something either. So since we right here, we're just gonna grab a quick little 2020 flower. You understand that? Just grab a little bouquet of flowers, man. You grab us a flower. It's easy work. Understand it?
Hailey Caranilla
I love life lessons like this. We need more mentors in the community like this. Young men need more grown men who are good role models in their lives. And I just love to see this. I think it's very cute. They're, they're going to grow up to be great husbands one day that are picking up flowers for their wives. And they know exactly what to get on the grocery list. They know what to look for. They know the sell by date and the kinds of milk and things like that. I just thought this is really very cute. All right, blind reactions. We've got three videos. I have not seen these videos, but the guys have. And this is what the first one says. Guy at Planet Fitness finds an innovative way to do his calf raises when all the weights are taken. Oh, I've seen this video. I've seen this one. Yeah, just take the whole machine with you. This guy is calf raising the entire machine.
Co-host or Guest 3
There's no way that weighs more than if you just loaded up the dumbbell rack.
Hailey Caranilla
Right? Just go. Yeah, just go get a dumbbell. I guess you could, you could do this in. So you could do calf raises in so many different ways. There's got to be another machine in there where you don't have to pick up the whole Damn thing.
Co-host or Guest 3
There's 100% a calf raise machine somewhere in that building. Now.
Motivational Speaker or Influencer
It might be taken.
Hailey Caranilla
What even is that? That's like the ability, um, the ab machine.
Co-host or Guest 3
Yeah. Like for leg raises.
Hailey Caranilla
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Leg raises. Um, leg raises and I guess pull ups too on the top. Yeah. You know, a plus for innovation, I guess. But taking the scenic route, you don't really need to lift up the whole, the whole damn thing. There are so many crazy videos at Planet Fitness. This is where the lunk alarm and the no judgment zone thing backfires because people feel like they're not being judged, but they are. I'm judging ya. I'm judging ya. And I know everyone in that Planet Fitness is also judging. And then again, this is taking place in a no judgment zone and someone's filming it and putting it on the Internet for everyone else to judge them.
Co-host or Guest 3
So Planet Fitness used to do Pizza Fridays. That rocked.
Hailey Caranilla
Pizza Fridays. Bagels in the morning sometimes. They always had a thing of Tootsie Rolls. I went to Planet Fitness when I was in college and yeah, Tootsie Rolls at the front desk. It's all about balance. It's all, it's all about balance and no judgment.
Co-host or Guest 3
Low key. Planet Fitness rocks.
Hailey Caranilla
It's, it's a, it's a budget friendly gym and you know, you could get a great Workout at Planet Fitness. As long as you're not getting the pizza on the way out and the bagels on the way in and the tootsie Rolls on the way out and.
Co-host or Guest 3
And that's why I met Crunch.
Hailey Caranilla
Exactly. Exactly. All right, blind reaction number two. Rodeo has a sheep riding event for kids. And this girl didn't last too long and the sheep let her know, okay, watch.
Co-host or Guest 1
Five year old Willow from Katie wants
Hailey Caranilla
to be a cowgirl. Oh, Oh, Just thrown off there. Oh. Just one last little thing like F you. We could have won this thing. We could. We could have won this thing. It was all, you know, butterfingers over here fell off. What is this called again? I think it's called like mutton busting or something crazy.
Co-host or Guest 3
Ding, ding, ding. Nailed it.
Hailey Caranilla
What is it? Is that what it is? Mutton busting? What is it called when it's mutton busting? Apostrophe. No G. Okay. Mutton busting. Yeah. I've seen this at a rodeo before and I saw it for the first time in real life and I thought, wow, like this is culture shock. As a girl growing up in New York, I lived in New York City for a while and then I moved to Nashville and I was like, whoa, they got kids riding sheep down here.
Co-host or Guest 3
I've never seen the kids like lassoing the hogs and stuff.
Hailey Caranilla
Oh, it's awesome.
Co-host or Guest 3
Different.
Hailey Caranilla
Oh, it is so awesome. It is absolutely awesome. I would love to raise my kids somewhere like that where they can mutton busting and all that stuff. It's great. Get a little dirty, you know, brush yourself off. You're gonna be okay. I like it. All right, blind reaction number three. Some Friday motivation. Let's get this bread. That sounds very corporate. Friday. Happy Friday to me.
Motivational Speaker or Influencer
If you want a 5 million dollar yacht, like just actively focus on like 100 to 400 million dollar yachts and you'll naturally start viewing. The 5 million dollar one is not only attainable but like really close to being free, bro. I watch across the the street. There's some of these yachts that pull up without exaggeration are like $200 million, $400 million. Sergey Brin, Co founder of Google, pulls up the other day with the co founder of WhatsApp's yacht in front of his. This mother has three yachts. That one yacht was $450 million, okay? It took me two minutes and 27 seconds to walk from the bow of that yacht to the back of the yacht. And I'm six, five. I'm. I was walking fast.
Hailey Caranilla
Okay.
Motivational Speaker or Influencer
2 minutes and 27 seconds. You know how long that is?
Co-host or Guest 3
Okay.
Motivational Speaker or Influencer
And I'm sitting here and I'm like. And I can't buy a like, 10 million dollar yacht. Like, what are we talking about? You know? This guy's got three.
Hailey Caranilla
This is guy math.
Co-host or Guest 3
This is like the act.
Hailey Caranilla
This is worse than girl math. This is guy math.
Co-host or Guest 3
If he's got three yachts and you want one yacht, just.
Hailey Caranilla
It's going to be free. If you just think about it, it's really. It's free if you just manifest it. This is. This is what aspiration is all about. You see someone with three yachts, you can have that too. If you can afford a $450,000 yacht, you can afford a $10 million yacht. That's how this works.
Co-host or Guest 3
Exactly.
Hailey Caranilla
Wow. I'm about to run through a brick wall after watching that one.
Co-host or Guest 3
I've got. I've actually lined up a crypto conference you can speak at.
Hailey Caranilla
You're ready? Literally, this is like, this is the manosphere that I think is damaging videos like that. This is why podcast equipment needs to be more expensive so that people don't take, I don't know, career advice from this guy. I got a few minutes left, so I'm gonna answer some questions from my Instagram story. And of course, if you have questions for me in the chat, it's a little small today, so if you guys can read the ones in the chat for me, that would be great. Let me see if anyone asks you some more right here. Let's see. Workout training schedule. What is your workout training schedule? That was the first question. And I was doing 75 hard. Of course, you all know this. So I was doing two workouts a day. Now I am in my resting era. Okay. I am taking. I'm giving my body a much needed, much deserved break. So I went to the gym a few times this week, but today I just went for a walk. So I try to do probably four or five days of strength training. I take hit classes Monday through Friday, and then I just like to walk as much as I can and get my steps in. I'm really bad at getting my steps in. So they say to do 10,000, I never hit 10,000 in a day. I feel like I live a very aside from the gym and I make sure that I go to the gym almost every day. Aside from that, I live a very sedentary lifestyle, unfortunately. I wish I was more outside these days, but I'm not. I'm very much inside and working a lot. So And I sit while I work. So anyway, this is the. The corporate. Corporate Friday feels over here. Someone asked me my favorite exercise. Probably like squats or deadlifts because they're full body. People ask me all the time, like, oh, what do you do to work out your abs or whatever? I don't really work out my abs very much, but I do a lot of full body weighted exercises that are good for the whole body. So I like that. Someone asked me why I did 75 hard. Uh, I had a friend's bachelorette coming up. I wanted to feel good about myself. I had a photo shoot coming up. Wanted to feel good about myself. Every time I do 75 hard, I just feel really good. And this time through specifically, I lost 13 pounds and I really, really stuck to the diet. And I just feel really good. Cutting out alcohol makes me feel really good. Drinking more water makes me feel really good. Reading the Bible every day made me feel really good. Like, all of these habits make you feel really good and healthy. Mind, body and spirit. So why not? I recommend it a lot. Someone asked me if I played sports growing up, and yes, I did. I did all of the extracurriculars in school. I did. I was on the golf team in high school. I was on the tennis team. I ran track. I. What else did I do? Ran track, tennis, golf, figure skating. I figure skated competitively. I did dance. So yeah, I did a lot. And I feel like the only sports that I play now are golf and then, like, tennis. Sometimes if I get, like, invited to play tennis, I'll play tennis. Pickleball, same thing. Like, I don't. I'm not really, like, into it that much, but given the opportunity, I do like playing. Someone asked me in and out or whataburger. I have had both of these burgers once before. So I got Whataburger in. In Texas because I had never had it before, but I was in Texas. Get this. I was with Lawrence Jones from Fox. I was field producing for him because we were getting an interview with Kanye west at Joel Osteen's church in Houston. So that's why we were in Houston. We were working really late, and Lauren said, if you haven't ever had whataburger, we need to get whataburger while you're here. So I got Whataburger with Lawrence Jones from Fox. And it was very good. I remember being very good. They kind of put the burger on, like, Texas toast. I think, like, the bread is different. Very good. And then I had in n out Once when I was in Arizona. But I got it late. Like I didn't get it at In N Out. Someone got it for me and then brought it back. So it wasn't great. It was sort of like dry. I didn't have like the greatest burger experience with In N Out, but I feel like I can't really say one or the other because that wasn't the intended experience.
Co-host or Guest 3
Yeah, they like make it fresh there.
Hailey Caranilla
Yeah. So I didn't really love the In N Out burger, but I feel like I didn't get it fresh enough. I didn't get it there, so I can't really say. So I. I don't know. I really like Shake Shack. Not to. I know In N Out versus Whataburger. I actually really like Shake Shack.
Co-host or Guest 3
So I had Shake Shack the other weekend. Was very impressed.
Hailey Caranilla
I love it. I actually. This is. All these stories lead back to work. Like I got Whataburger at a work event. I got in and out. When we were at the super bowl, covering the super bowl and. And then Shake Shack. I actually worked on an interview with the CEO of Shake Shack, Danny Myers, and he has an awesome story about starting Shake Shack because he was working at a Michelin star restaurant. I think it's called eleven Madison. Eleven Madison park, something like that in New York City. Michelin star restaurant, super fancy. And this artist came to him and said, hey, I want to do an art installation in Madison Square park and we want to have an operational hot dog stand out of the art installation in the park. And they asked, can we just use some of your scraps from this Michelin star restaurant? Like any meat that you're not using, can we make it, can we use that meat for the hot dogs? And they said, sure. You know, meat that we're not going to use anyway. Not that they're giving them bad meat, but just like extras. And they started making hot dogs with like Michelin star restaurant meat. And people loved it. And then like the line was wrapping around the corner and that was the start of Shake Shack. So the more, you know, someone asked me my favorite late night food, probably pizza. I like pizza late night and I also like pizza in the morning after a late night pizza, when you eat the pizza from the fridge cold. I also like that too. Love it. And then favorite dessert? I'm not a huge dessert person. I love chocolate, so. So I like Oreos. I like snacking on chocolate chips a lot. I like Reese's Pieces. I like. I don't know. I'm not really Like a big dessert fan. But if there's something chocolate on the menu and other people want to get dessert, then I'll get dessert. Go to snack and watching a movie, Popcorn, I guess also when I go to the movies, that's really the only time that I ever treat myself to soda. So anytime I go to the movies, I want to get a soda and I get Coke Zero or I get Dr. Pepper. That's really the only sodas that I drink.
Co-host or Guest 3
Do you put any flavors in it, like with the big remix machine things?
Hailey Caranilla
No, no, I don't do that. It's just like classic, classic Coke Zero, classic Dr. Pepper. But no, I don't really do the other, like, flavors of soda. Someone asked me too, on my Instagram story if, if I've ever had a dirty soda at Swig. You've heard that in Utah.
Co-host or Guest 3
I love Swig.
Hailey Caranilla
Really?
Co-host or Guest 3
It's so good.
Hailey Caranilla
Okay. This is a huge thing in Utah because they don't drink coffee, they don't drink alcohol. So they're like main vice is, is soda, dirty soda. And you could put different flavors in it. You can put milk in it. So I think they opened a Swig in Nashville right before I left. And I don't remember what my order was, but I think I put some, like, coconut cream in it and probably like vanilla or something. I forget. But I got something off the menu and it was good. It wouldn't be something that I drink all the time because I really only treat myself to soda when I'm at the movies, like I said, but it was good. I like it.
Co-host or Guest 3
I'm itching for them to get one down here. I would. They should go all the time.
Hailey Caranilla
They should. And they're opening a huge Buc EE's by us too. Now. We need Buc EE's. We need swig. We need all the. We need whataburger.
Co-host or Guest 3
A Buc ee's collage.
Hailey Caranilla
In and out. Yeah, we just need all the things to come near us. Someone asked me my. My favorite state that I visited and also a state that I wouldn't return to or a city, which I can't really pick. My favorite state that I visited. I don't know. That's really hard. I will say I a. A blue state that I went to, and I did enjoy my stay. I was there only for a weekend for my cousin's wedding, but I went to Portland, Maine. Very cool, walkable, cool city, cool art, lots of great shops. I love the architecture. Coastal city. And I, I, I really did like Portland, Maine. I know the politics are not aligned, but I did really enjoy that. I didn't like Houston when I visited Houston. Didn't like it. It was a bunch of, like, strip malls and highways. Just didn't like it. I'm sure there are great areas, but wasn't for me. Also, when I went to Cincinnati, I said, I don't think I'll ever be back here. It just didn't leave a great impression. I'm sorry. But just being honest, it was a lot of homeless people. There were, like, nice areas, and then you'd walk around and it was like,
Co-host or Guest 3
ooh, should have gone, like, an hour north to Kings Island.
Hailey Caranilla
I've never heard of that.
Co-host or Guest 3
It's like a theme park, is it?
Hailey Caranilla
Oh, I've heard of that. Yeah. I'm not a big theme park person.
Co-host or Guest 3
All right, that's fair.
Hailey Caranilla
Yeah. So I don't know. Maybe it's just not for me. I went to a Reds game that was fun. The stadium's cool, but. Yeah, I probably will never be back to Cincinnati. Sorry. Someone asked me, who do I ideally support for president in 2028? And it's gotta be Gavin Newsom. I'm just kidding. Probably Marco Rubio. Marco Rubio. Or J.D. vance. I feel like those are the guys at the top right now. And, yeah, I think they'd be a great team. So, on that note, thank you for scrolling along with me today. This week. We've had a great week of shows, and I will see you right back here on Monday. Bye,
Co-host or Guest 1
Sam.
Date: March 27, 2026
Host: Hayley Caronia
Episode Theme:
A fiery, opinionated breakdown of the week’s political and cultural controversies, with a strong critique of open border and soft-on-crime Democratic policies, viral social and media trends, and a blend of conservative cultural commentary—delivered in Hayley’s signature witty, no-holds-barred style.
In this episode, Hayley Caronia unleashes a rapid-fire analysis of recent political stories, especially focusing on what she labels as the failings of Democratic leaders regarding immigration and crime. She also touches on viral videos illustrating in her view the social consequences of these policies, critiques identity politics, and offers pointed commentary on the intersection of sports, LGBTQ+ activism, and media narratives. Throughout, her tone oscillates between sarcasm, exasperation, and deadpan wit.
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Comedian Satire: ICE at the TSA [40:25–41:46]
Women in Pizza [42:43]
Mentoring Young Men at the Grocery Store [44:54]
Blind Reactions (Planet Fitness, Mutton Busting, Motivational Guy Math) [46:46–51:33]
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Useful For:
Anyone who wants a conservative take on current events, delivered with bite-sized viral media analysis, irreverent humor, and a mix of cultural and political topics. Timestamps and topical breakdowns allow quick navigation to segments of interest.
Note: Language/tone is unapologetically partisan and sometimes profane, consistent with Hayley’s style and audience expectations.