Robots Dance Their Buns of Steel Off - Scrolling w/ Hayley (Ep. 312)

Summary

Scrolling with Hayley – Ep. 312: "Robots Dance Their Buns of Steel Off"
Host: Hayley Caronia
Date: June 4, 2026

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Episode Overview

This lively and witty episode of Scrolling with Hayley dives into the rapid encroachment of AI and robots into arts, entertainment, and everyday life, questioning whether even the most "human" professions are safe from technological takeover. Hayley and her co-hosts offer a conservative, candid, and often humorous analysis of viral robot dance videos, the cultural fascination (and unease) with artificial intelligence, bizarre AI stories, and the ripple effects these technologies have on policy and daily experience. The show ends with listener Q&A covering everything from golf tips to celeb encounters to gym etiquette.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Will Robots Replace Human Creativity? (03:27–05:39)

• Justin’s Argument: Arts and humanities are unlikely first casualties of AI advancement.

  "No one's going to show up to watch Elon's Optimus Bots do Broadway." – Justin [04:08]

• Hayley’s Rebuttal: There's a cultural fascination with robotics in performance, referencing events like the Tupac hologram at Coachella and highlighting the newness and novelty of robots on stage.

  "People are obsessed with these robots. They want to see them dancing, they want to see them performing." – Hayley [04:50]

2. Are Robots Actually Good Performers? (06:32–13:20)

• Robots in Comedy:

  • TikTok video of “Rizbot” doing a live standup set, suggesting even comedy isn't AI-proof.

    “The best part of being a robot comic is I can say whatever I want without being canceled...” – Rizbot [06:32]

• Robot Dancing Videos:

  • Hayley and her co-hosts analyze viral clips of dancing robots, with mixed reviews:
    • Some display impressive grace and coordination (robots outperforming Hayley herself at martial arts moves [08:28]).
    • Others are clumsy, with falls and broken equipment, proving there’s still a gap between robotic and human adaptability [07:19–08:55].

  “This is how they get us. They’re like, let’s start off cute. And then, you know, they’re gonna take over the world. It’s like, oh, 100. They’re humanizing them.” – Hayley [09:20]

• AI’s Impact on Viral Music:

  • Celebs make TikToks to an entirely AI-generated “Puerto Rico” song, stirring debate between AI fans and critics.

    "People love it. And then people love to hate it because they hate that AI is getting so much attention." – Hayley [11:12]

• Human vs. Robot Dance-off:

  • A human recreates a failed robot ‘moonwalk’—“danceception,” as Hayley calls it [13:20].
  • Observations about robots' lack of spatial awareness and awkward mishaps (robots damaging property by dancing in public places) add both humor and serious critique [14:20–15:13].

3. Robots in Everyday Life: Can’t TSA-Precheck This! (15:31–19:06)

• Viral story: A man buying a ticket for his humanoid robot, “Stewie,” to fly Southwest Airlines.
  • Flight attendants are stumped; Southwest bans “any humanlike or animal-like robots” from future flights.
  • Hayley wonders about changing travel policies and the personification of robots:

    “I feel like it is a pet of some sort, which it isn’t. Hayley, come on. Get it together… they’re personifying these robots. And now I’m like, oh, you’re gonna put your friend in a thing overnight?” – Hayley [19:03]

4. AI & Autonomous Vehicles: From Rage-Bait to Roadblocks (19:07–24:07)

• Waymo Self-Driving Car Pranks:

  • Viral video: A man stops a Waymo with a fake, hand-held stop sign (the car obeys, regardless of obvious human “trickery”).

    “It knows to stop at a stop sign, but it can’t recognize that it’s a human holding a stop sign and not an actual stop sign.” – Hayley [20:14]

• AI Traffic Jams:

  • Woman calls 911 after being trapped for nearly an hour between two unresponsive Waymo cars.
  • Hayley and Andrew debate: Can you “reason” with a driverless car? (No.)

    "Pretty much the scariest thing that could happen on the road because… you can’t communicate with the drivers." – Andrew [23:21]

5. Facebook Marketplace Madness – “Guess the Price” Game (24:58–39:03)

• Andrew quizzes Hayley on outlandish Facebook Marketplace listings:
  • Notable Items:
    • Vintage Blues Clues chair ($400)
    • A “Bone Throne” (ram bones or worse?) ($1,400)
    • Jesus Embracing Grimace print ($20)
    • Full-size Gravitron carnival ride ($60,000 or best offer!)
    • 2,500 Taco Bell hot sauce packets ($200)
    • Half-eaten Panera sandwich ($13,000, as a joke)
    • Rows of actual Southwest airline seats ($5,000)
  • Hayley’s usually way off on prices, adding to the fun and banter.

    “$13,000 for this? That’s not even funny… People are so stupid. That’s ratchet.” – Hayley, on the Panera sandwich [36:51]

  • Producer Andrew tries to sell his own bushes for $40 [37:23].

6. Listener Q&A: Life, Celebrities, and Gym Etiquette (39:06–end)

• Would Hayley go on a cruise for Bryson DeChambeau?
  • "No. I’d say, you want to go somewhere else?" [39:44]
• Supplements & Personal Health:
  • Vitamin D3, zinc, vitamin C, magnesium; does not use pre-workout or creatine [40:49].
• Fan Interactions:
  • Hayley welcomes friendly greetings, but draws the line at “creepy” social media stalking [43:12].

    "I'd rather you just come up to me and say hello..." – Hayley [43:09]

• Golf Advice:
  • Start young, stretch before playing, get lessons, and accept the lifelong challenge [44:15].
• Trading Lives:
  • Would love to swap with President Trump for a day, “just to see what that’s like” [45:36].
• Celebrity Encounters:
  • Most Fox News guests “truly lovely,” but two unnamed women were “horrific.”
  • Hayley dislikes colleagues fawning over famous guests: “Can you act like you've been here before?” [49:47]
• Cutting Interviews Short:
  • As a host and producer, sometimes you cut for timing or because “you feel when something's dragging.”
• Gym Etiquette:
  • Men on the StairMaster? Hayley’s IRKED only if she wants the machine, not because of the gender norm violation [53:27].
• Sneakers:
  • Hoka fan. Considering other brands for serious training [53:56].
• Makeup & Media:
  • Prefers wearing makeup for camera, notes the contradiction between “natural look” requests and inevitable “ugly” comments [54:53].
• Dream Car?
  • Hayley doesn’t care; Andrew wants a Nissan Skyline from “Too Fast, Too Furious” [60:20].

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “The future is here. The future is now.” – Hayley [04:35]
• “This is why you need core strength… this is where robots are really gonna—they can't recover the same way that humans do.” – Hayley [08:02]
• “One day, AI music is already taking over the world. Have you heard that Puerto Rico song?” – Hayley [09:40]
• “If you love someone, you let them go. It's over.” – Hayley, on her crush on Bryson DeChambeau [40:33]
• “Can you act like you’ve been here before and, like, not act like a fricking loser? … We actually have a job to do.” – Hayley [49:47]

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• Main robot/AI debate: 03:27–05:43
• Robot comedy & dancing analysis: 06:32–13:20
• Viral AI song & music commentary: 09:40–12:04
• Robots damaging property, airlines ban robots: 14:20–19:06
• Waymo AI car fails: 19:07–24:07
• Facebook Marketplace guessing game: 24:58–39:03
• Listener Q&A (celebs, gym, golf, dream car, etc.): 39:06–end

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Final Thoughts

This episode exemplifies Hayley’s sharp, direct approach to cultural and technological change, with humor, skepticism, and a deeply human (sometimes nostalgic, sometimes exasperated) voice. If you want takes on AI’s impact on the real world—with the perfect blend of snark and scrutiny—this is your ticket. Listeners get a lively look at robots trying (and failing) to be human, plus plenty of fun diversions along the way.

Transcript

[Narrator/Announcer]

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[Haley Carania]

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[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

Last week.

[Haley Carania]

Last week. So this is when we were having another conversation about AI and college graduations and all these commencement speakers. We were getting booed because students were, you know, they were talking about AI and how AI is going to take over the job market. And this is in a commencement speech. So all these kids are thinking like, hey, I just worked so hard, you know, throughout college, and now, you know, my job's going to be taken by a robot. Not exactly the uplifting message that people are expecting from a commencement speech. And we got into the conversation of jobs taking over, being taken over by robots or AI and Justin made this point. Watch.

[Justin]

Yeah, it's also, like, strange, though, because, like, the arch and humanity, like these theater and trombone performance masters and all these things you can't really are not going to. At least not going to be the first to be replaced by AI Right. No one's going to show up to watch Elon's Optimus Bots do Broadway.

[Haley Carania]

You'd be surprised.

[Justin]

Optimus version.

[Haley Carania]

You'd be surprised.

[Justin]

I. I think it'll. I think we're a ways away from that at this point.

[Haley Carania]

We are not ways away from that. The future is here. The future is now.

[Justin]

And I stand by this.

[Haley Carania]

I know you stand by it, but that's. I'm still. Today is gang up on Justin Day.

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

So we hate him.

[Haley Carania]

So Justin makes the point that the arts and humanities are not going to be the first to go. Nobody is going to show up to a performance of, you know, Hamilton per se, done by robots. And I would argue that. That people are obsessed with these robots. They want to see them dancing, they want to see them performing. And, you know, people, there's just a fascination about these robots. Like, what can they do? What can't they do? Can they. Can they dance? Can they sing? Can. You know, people are just interested in it the same way that when was there, like, a hologram of Michael Jackson, Remember that? And everyone was, like, freaking out just because of the technology of it all. It was just. There was something new about it and new and exciting about it. And I think these robots, these humanoid Robots doing certain performances. It's going to be that new thing, the new and shiny thing that everyone's obsessed with.

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

2012 Coachella, Tupac hologram.

[Haley Carania]

Exactly. Exactly my point. People love that stuff. And I feel like these humanoid robots, this is just like the next generation of this new technology. And people are just going to be, you know. Are they going to replace actors and actresses right away? No, but we're already seeing there are AI actors and actresses. Remember we talked about that? One of them is. I forget her name. It's like Tilly something or I don't forget her name. But there are agents for these AI actors and there's AI Instagram models and they're going viral and they're making money and it's wild. I. So I. To your point about them being the first jobs to go? They're already going. And I find it funny because Justin himself sent me this TikTok. And this was before he made the point that the arts and humanities are not going to be replaced by robots. And here is Risbot performing a comedy special. Watch.

[Guest/Other Speaker]

The best part of being a robot comic is I can say whatever I want without being canceled, which means I can say jokes like this. What do you call a pregnant slave? A good deal.

[Haley Carania]

So that is Sunset Strip live comedy in Austin, Texas. I guess that's a real place. I don't know. But Rizbot was. Was right on stage telling jokes. So.

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

Way to go, Justin. You got yourself.

[Haley Carania]

Yeah. Gotcha, gotcha. So Justin had sent me that TikTok, proving himself wrong. This is the point that Justin is dying on this hill where he thinks that he. He's standing by this, he's doubling down, but he even proved himself wrong.

[Justin]

So anyway, still dying on the hill one video later. So let's. Let's keep going.

[Haley Carania]

Okay, so this next video is. Well, it's a robot dancing. Is it perfect? Not yet. Watch. He was a fairy. Oh, oh, oh, oh. He's trying so hard. He's trying so hard. That was a long fall.

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

You know, classic.

[Haley Carania]

That's like when people trip and it's like, have a nice trip.

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

Like a vaudeville sketch.

[Haley Carania]

Hahaha. Yeah. I would say in the beginning there, starting off strong, very graceful, arms over the head like a ballerina. And then it just went downhill real quick.

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

We had Justin down bad in the first half, but this is why he made a comeback.

[Haley Carania]

Yeah, he made a comeback. This is why, though, you need core strength, you know, and this is where robots are really gonna. They're not gonna, you know, they can't recover the same way that humans do. Some robots are more coordinated than others, though. Watch now this one's doing. What even is that, like a. An aerial?

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

I think kung fu.

[Haley Carania]

This is like. This is some. This is like karate, kung fu, and gymnastics all in one. This robot's doing a great job. Throwing some punches, flipping in the air. And he landed. He stuck the landing. So I'm very impressed with that. That is. Hey, I'm just going to admit where I am not an expert. I cannot do that. The robot got me.

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

Take that.

[Haley Carania]

So this is an example of robots being better than humans. And this robot. This robot is dancing to Justin Timberlake. Watch. I like. He's got his hip going. He's got some really good rhythm, actually. I like this. This is cute. This is how they get us. They. They're like, let's start off cute. And then, you know, they're gonna take over the world. It's like, oh, 100. They're humanizing them.

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

Skynet ploy.

[Justin]

You know what?

[Haley Carania]

He's dancing to Justin Timberlake.

[Justin]

Human music,

[Haley Carania]

right?

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

Shut up.

[Haley Carania]

One day, AI music is already taking over the world. Have you. Have you heard that Puerto Rico song?

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

Yes. Was that. I don't think. Not to ruin our case here. Was that AI?

[Haley Carania]

Yes.

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

Oh, no.

[Haley Carania]

One for us, zero for Justin.

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

Got him.

[Justin]

If us is team robot, you guys can have it.

[Haley Carania]

No, I know.

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

We're just brown nosing the AI overlords

[Haley Carania]

for when they take over to fill in the audience. There is a AI song going viral right now. A man on TikTok took a trip to Puerto Rico. And if you guys could just insert this video so that we can, you know, enlighten the class here.

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

We got you.

[Haley Carania]

But anyway, guy goes on a trip to Puerto Rico. He deploys AI to make a video, an entire song about his trip to Puerto Rico. This has gone massively viral. People are making their own tiktoks to it. Luke, who's the country? Luke Combs made a video. Jennifer love Hewitt made a video. Sarah Hyland made a video. A bunch of celebrities are hopping on this trend, making their own Puerto Rico videos. I am going to make my own. I'm planning a Puerto Rico TikTok video. Anyway, this is an AI video. AI made this song. And while this song is going completely viral, people are so angry. Like half and half people love it. And then people love to hate it because they hate that AI is getting so much attention. They don't like that the AI is using the water and it's A climate issue and all this stuff. It's like, stop sharing the song. It's bad for the environment. It's just a. It's a crazy discourse happening with AI on TikTok right now. It's like it's really half and half here. But anyway, Taylor Swift, when she came out with her last album. Or was it the last album? The one before? I think it was the one before. But there was a song that she did with Post Malone on her actual album. But before the album came out, there was a leaked. Everyone was like, oh, this is a leaked song from the album. But it wasn't. It was an AI version. It was just an AI song featuring Taylor Swift and Post Malone. People thought that was going to be the song that was on the album. It wasn't the AI one in my opinion. Much better than the song that came out on the album.

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

Yeah, Post Malone is a feature on that song. Is very generous. He hummed and who'd that was about it. I thought we were going to get

[Haley Carania]

like a baller verse and the AI version, in my opinion was much better, which isn't saying a lot because I think Taylor Swift sucks, but.

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

Hey, yo.

[Haley Carania]

Hey, yo. Sorry. Just telling the. Just telling the truth. Anyway, this robot is dancing to Michael Jackson. I will say, to dance to Michael Jackson and to do the. What is it called? The moonwalk, you got to be a little more loose than the robot. I will say. I think humans got this one. Michael Jackson wins robot. I don't know. Watch. He's a little robotic, if you will. Not as. Not, not as smooth. Hey, you gotta keep the robots away from the staircases. He recovered, though, temporarily. Oh, he hits a snag in the. In the staircase. I do find it very funny when they fall over, they're just dead there until someone comes in, So defeated,

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

getting

[Haley Carania]

dragged off the stage. Oh man, you hate to see it

[Justin]

me when I pay $100 for my dystopian robot Romeo Juliet performance ballet and they get dragged off the stage by their handlers.

[Haley Carania]

What a disappointment. Anyway, there's a. There's a whole host of people on social media that when they see a robot doing something or AI doing something, humans try to recreate it just to. Just to stick it to the. The robot man, if you will. So this guy sees this failed Michael Jackson attempt and this guy is attempting to dance the way that the robot did. It's like a human. The robots are trying to recreate what humans do and then the humans are trying to recreate the hume. The robots Recreating the humans danception, if you will. Did that make sense to anyone? And I like how he's doing it. He's doing exactly what the robot does. He's like, we don't need robots. I got you. Even though a human dancing would be better than a human pretending to be a robot dancing. Pretty. Pretty uncanny. Pretty uncanny. Anyway, I like that one. And now this robot. He could be liable for property damage. Watch this. This is one for Justin. All right, so here's the robot. You know, he's in the dance circle. In the dance circle by himself. And then, oh, he just kicks a little too close that they. They gotta figure out the spatial awareness. They don't have very good spatial awareness. I don't think they stairs another. You know, you gotta take them out into like a field or something. So anyway, I don't know what this is. There's like some LED screen in a mall.

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

Looks like Vegas.

[Haley Carania]

Just. Just a quick knee, just a foot to.

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

The panels aren't cheap either.

[Haley Carania]

No, they're not. And this is why you gotta test out your robot dancing in a nice, wide open space.

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

Feel like every middle school boy has accidentally done this in, like, the living room and knocked over a very important piece of, like, family heritage.

[Haley Carania]

Accidentally. I'll say. In college, I saw many a men get very drunk and purposely punch holes in walls at parties.

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

You're right. And you're so right.

[Haley Carania]

They were not boys. They. They were fully grown men. Boys to men. Anyway, this guy, he tried to take his humanoid robot dancing humanoid robot onto a Southwest flight and hit a snag. Watch. Southwest Airlines bans robot from flying Dallas man tries to take robot named Stewie on a flight to Vegas. So here's the robot interacting with some other travelers in the airport. And you're gonna see him walking onto the tarmac flying tunnel.

[Narrator/Announcer]

Is he quiet?

[Haley Carania]

Is he.

[Narrator/Announcer]

Well, I don't know what to do with that.

[Haley Carania]

Like, oh, boy. Oh, my goodness. No.

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

I'm going to walk him.

[Haley Carania]

Maybe that woman's face. He's like shocked. Robots walking. Now he's getting strapped in.

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

All right, buddy.

[Haley Carania]

So anyway, this guy tries to take the robot onto the airplane and now Southwest Airlines, because, you know, this has never happened before. I don't think maybe this is the first time ever that at least this flight attendant said, I don't know what to do with that. And I don't blame her. I mean, it's like, how do you prepare for the unexpected? Like this. You're supposed to prepare for the unexpected. But like, people are going to fly with their robots now? I guess so.

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

The only comfort I get out of the situation is it went through tsa. But like, I don't know if I'd love.

[Haley Carania]

But then it begs the question, how, why did it get through tsa?

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

What do you mean? It's just, just technology. It doesn't have like nefarious parts or anything like that. That's what they're. I think that's what TSA is looking for.

[Haley Carania]

I wonder if they have a video of him going through the little. Do you think he walked through like an adult or did they know that

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

man carried his pet robot through? He wasn't going to risk getting turned away.

[Haley Carania]

No, I'm saying, like, did you. Did you think he put him on the conveyor belt through the X ray machine or 100 or did he walk him through?

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

I would walk him.

[Haley Carania]

I would have liked to see the robot go into the like, stand up X ray machine and like put his hands up. You know how they make us all do that. Either way, I guess he got through TSA no problem because, you know it. He's just like a huge lithium battery. What's the problem?

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

You're so right. What's the problem with a giant.

[Haley Carania]

The gate agents love those. Every time I have my, you know, if you have an away bag or some kind of a luggage that has a lithium battery included, it's like, did you take it out? I mean, they're like obsessed with it because, you know, if you put it under the plane, it could just go on fire and blah, blah, blah. So you have to, it has to be a carry on. And to this guy's point, I mean, he is carrying his humanoid robot onto the airplane and he did buy him a ticket. But Southwest Airlines has now had to update their policy since saying that you can't bring your humanoid robot onto the plane. They said they are banning any human like or animal like robots from both the cabin and checked baggage, regardless of size or purpose. I don't really know how I feel about that.

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

How long till they reverse it? What year do you think they reverse it?

[Haley Carania]

20, 30? I'll give it four years. People are, this is going to have to be become more popular. More people are going to have to demand to bring their humanoid robot on planes because otherwise it's like you just have to drive with your humanoid robot. Like, what if you have to fly with it? What if you're going to like some robot convention? What do you do? You have to like send it in a. I don't know, you have to send it in a package or something.

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

A UPS overnight.

[Haley Carania]

Yeah. Oh, why do I feel bad for it?

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

Yeah. What was that?

[Haley Carania]

See, this is what. This is how they're doing it. They're getting us to feel bad for it. They're personifying these robots. And now I'm like, oh, you're gonna put your friend in a thing overnight? Like, now it's like, I. I feel like it is a pet of some sort, which it isn't. Haley, come on. Get it together. Anyway, it is crazy. So moving on from the robots and on to Waymos, My. My other favorite type of new technology. And this guy, I do appreciate this. He did not steal this stop sign. He did find it on the ground. That's the. That's the story that he's sure telling. But anyway, he finds that. Let's, you know, for the sake of whatever. He finds this stop sign, and he finds a Waymo coming down the road and says, like, maybe I can. Maybe I can rage bait this Waymo. And he does watch when you find a stop sign in the trash. He's just holding up the stop sign. The Waymo's like, okay, I'm at a stop sign. And the Waymo stopped.

[Narrator/Announcer]

Hey, girl. Keep going.

[Haley Carania]

Oh, just very confused. You know, we've played videos on this show of Waymos just circling a cul de sac, and now, you know, you could just stop them with any old stop sign. Which is kind of interesting that it. It knows to stop at a stop sign, but it can't recognize that it's a human holding a stop sign and not an actual stop sign. I guess they don't. They don't account for things like this.

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

The world's worst getaway vehicle.

[Haley Carania]

It's their. It's their. It's their first rodeo. Literally. They just got to wait. You know, it's like Southwest Airlines didn't know to ban humanoid robots until someone decided to buy it a ticket and fly with it. And now it's like, oh, well, I guess we have to update this policy. Waymo is now going to have to, you know, figure out a way to recognize a real stop sign from a rage baiter. Just interesting. Now, this next woman, she is in a. She's in her car, but she is trapped by 2 way mos and ended up having to call the cops on said waymo's watch, called 91 1.

[Narrator/Announcer]

Because I am stuck between two Waymos that are not moving. And I've been sitting here for 50 minutes. I don't know what else to do? Because I have a line of cars behind me. There's, like, thousands of cars here, and I can't move. There's a Waymo here. There's a Waymo here. We have gone through probably 10 light cycles, and the light turns green, and the Waymos don't move. I call 91 1. They said, oh, yeah, we already know. We're sending an officer. Someone already called about this. Is the officer gonna argue with a ghost? There's no one in the car. What? There's no one driving the car. I am completely stuck.

[Haley Carania]

Stuck.

[Narrator/Announcer]

Oh, yay. The light turned green. Time for us to go. But. Time for us to go. Let's go, everybody. Let's go. It's a green light. Come on. Just gonna sit here and not move.

[Haley Carania]

Awesome.

[Narrator/Announcer]

Oh, no. What the. What the what? Oh, my God. It's gonna hit me. Dude, the Waymo is gonna hit me. Oh, my God, it's backing up.

[Haley Carania]

What the what?

[Narrator/Announcer]

The Waymo keeps backing up. It's gonna hit this guy. I never thought I was gonna make it out of there, but I actually made it out unscathed. Thank you to the woman behind me who got out and directed me to squeeze between both Waymos. And thank you, Waymo, for not moving while I did that. So I was able to squeeze out and get through, and now I'm free. The only thing is, I kind of wanted to see what the police were gonna do because, like, that sounds like the drama. But ultimately, if I was able to squeeze through, I'm. I'm the one holding up the line at this point. So obviously, I had to keep it moving.

[Haley Carania]

She kept it moving. It is interesting, though, to think, you know, if a cop. Because I've played videos of people getting pulled over in Waymos before, but there's a human in the back. I wonder, I mean, in her situation, do you think she could have just honked? Does that, you know, trigger the Waymo to do something or move? Or. Do you think the way. If someone honks at the Waymo, do you think the technology knows? It's like, oops, I'm doing something wrong.

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

Nah, not a shot. I just have to reiterate every time we bash the way. I had a great Waymo experience.

[Haley Carania]

I'm happy for you. What do you think about this?

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

That's terrifying.

[Haley Carania]

Yeah.

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

Pretty much the scariest thing that could happen on the road because it's.

[Haley Carania]

You're trapped. You can't move. You can't honk and signal to the Waymo. There's no One in it. You can't signal to the wayo that they're pissing you off. So then you can't communicate with the drivers. Then they. They just start backing up, and it's like you can't honk and tell it to stop. It's. There's no one in the car.

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

It does have sensors, but, yeah, no, it's. It's bad news bears.

[Haley Carania]

But to her point, yes, we. She calls the 911, she knows that the cops are coming. What are the cops going to do?

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

Maybe open the door and, like, call the customer service and be like, you guys got to get.

[Haley Carania]

Can you. If the. If the wayo's in the middle of the street, do you think you just open the door or does it lock?

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

Probably log. You're. You're done. Yeah. No options. She's lucky to make it out alive.

[Haley Carania]

I don't know. She made it out. This is. I just hope I am never in that situation. I will be freaking out and, you know, I'll have my phone out and I will be filming it for sure. I mean, what to do in this situation? Pull your phone out maybe.

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

Now I'm kind of rooting. It happens through the content.

[Haley Carania]

When in Rome. Hey there. I'm Paula Pan. I help people make the smartest money decisions possible. If you don't control your money, it controls you. You're not in control of your finances,

[Narrator/Announcer]

and you have to look yourself to

[Haley Carania]

live the life that you want. You're not in control.

[Narrator/Announcer]

You're like. Like, what is it that you actually want? Money should follow the dreams and goals because sometimes we make the dream and goal the money, and you've overworked yourself and you've exceeded what you've needed for

[Haley Carania]

the actual thing you want.

[Narrator/Announcer]

Sometimes we forget, like, what's the actual thing you want?

[Haley Carania]

Afford anything. Follow and listen on your favorite platform. Anyway, a few weeks ago, maybe last week.

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

Couple weeks. Yeah.

[Haley Carania]

A couple of weeks ago, we did this Facebook guessing game for the first time. So we're bringing this back. Andrew finds some Facebook marketplace fines, and I have to guess what these absurd items are going for, and I'm. I'm admittedly horrible at guessing prices.

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

So you were three for nine last time. So we're going to.

[Haley Carania]

We're just going to try to do a better job.

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

We're going to try to do a better job. We got a few less, but you ready to send it off?

[Haley Carania]

Producer Andrew's Facebook market finds. Hit me with the first one. Okay. Blues clues. Thinking chair. Vintage. Do we think this is actually the chair from Blues Clues. Or a fake ass replica of the Blues Clues chair, which would make the price go way down.

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

I think that's for you to decide.

[Haley Carania]

But there's like a nostalgia vibe to this. So it's like, you know, if it's a collector's item, it could probably be 20,000. If it's some person's weird replica of the chair, then it's, I'm going to guess $1,000.

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

Not bad. It is, in fact, 400. So I'm assuming it is not the.

[Haley Carania]

It's a horrible guess. I was way off.

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

Well, that's half.

[Haley Carania]

It's a great deal then.

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

Great deal.

[Haley Carania]

$400 for a weird ass.

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

So, sticking with the chair theme, may I interest you in Bone Throne?

[Haley Carania]

No.

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

This beauty has defined a new home. I wonder why I'm taking cash offers and must pick up art chair made out of bones.

[Haley Carania]

What kind of bones? I would ask.

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

My question is they look ram esque.

[Haley Carania]

There's a ram head at the top with some horns coming out. But that doesn't mean that all of the bones are from that. You could be getting into some weird, like, Jeffrey Dahmer stuff.

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

Yeah, no, you couldn't be buying bones on Facebook Marketplace.

[Haley Carania]

And I'd be. I'd be worried about picking up like, again, this is an all cash. He's not even taking Venmo for the Bone Throne. So this is like an all cash offer under the table. Creepy. Like, this is someone killed someone made

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

the Android, which is very concerning as well.

[Haley Carania]

And then he was like, wait a second, I need to get this off my hands. Let's see if someone on Facebook Marketplace place can come pick this up.

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

Drop the price. 100 bucks. So we'll. I'll take. I'll take the original price or the. The new price.

[Haley Carania]

$200.

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

I'm going to give you one more chance.

[Haley Carania]

Higher or lower?

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

Definitely higher. Oh, it's a Bone Throne. More than. More than.

[Haley Carania]

More or less than the. Than the Blue clues. Oh, wow. $600.

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

It's $1,400 for Bone Throne.

[Haley Carania]

What on earth? 1400. This is. This is what makes me feel like it's like human bones or something.

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

My guy thinks a lot of Bone Throne. All right, number three. 0 for 2. Moving on to number three. This one I think you're gonna get.

[Haley Carania]

Okay. Jesus embracing Grimace Print.

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

I don't know why the description says Grimace embracing baby Grimace. I think there's supposed to be a

[Haley Carania]

joke there, but Grimace embracing baby Grimace print. Eight by eight. Okay. Part of me feels like this could low key go for a lot of money. This reminds me of an NFT where it's like people are buying this weird thing.

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

Grimace. Nft.

[Haley Carania]

Jesus. Grimace. Jesus. Holding Grimace. Not a lot of money.

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

You say it's pretty, you know, it's. It's reasonably priced.

[Haley Carania]

I would say 30 bucks.

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

I'm gonna give it to you. It was 20. Okay, so we'll. We'll give you that one.

[Haley Carania]

I was actually going to guess 20, and then I thought, I don't know, with the frame and the frame does.

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

You know, that's.

[Haley Carania]

Frames these days are randomly expensive. So I threw in an extra 10 bucks.

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

That's good. We'll. We'll give it to you within margin of error. Okay, here's the next one.

[Haley Carania]

19, the Gravitron. Holy shit. I used to love the Gravitron. Okay, 1988 Wisdom Gravitron. So this is quite literally the amusement park ride. The one that defies gravity. And you can crawl up the walls like a demonic entity in a horror movie.

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

Absolutely. And I'll. I'll give you.

[Haley Carania]

You could live out your demonic entity dreams in the, in the Gravitron, crawl on the ceiling.

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

I'll give you a little bit of a hint. This is definitely like tens of thousands of dollars.

[Haley Carania]

Well, that I can understand. Wow. And there's sort of a vintage aspect to this. I will. Before I guess the price, though. Like, who's buying this? It's not like someone could just. I mean, you can. You could buy this and put it in your backyard and, you know, dried the Gravitron until the cows come home. But this would probably be someone who runs an amusement park and, like, wants it in their repertoire.

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

Yes.

[Haley Carania]

$30,000. $50,000.

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

Ding is 60. But they were willing to take 50.

[Haley Carania]

Cool. 50,000.

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

That's another win.

[Haley Carania]

Win.

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

You're getting better.

[Haley Carania]

Win. Nice.

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

All right, up next, this. This one's pretty great.

[Haley Carania]

Gulf of America shell. Handcrafted, fossilized Gulf of America whelk shell. I wonder how big it is.

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

It is not big at all. You can tell by the shark teeth. Those are. Those are real shark teeth. So it is very small. It is also outrageously priced. So keep that in mind, really.

[Haley Carania]

So this is a shell, A whelk shell from the Gulf of America, I'm assuming. But we don't know. It's not like there's a certificate of.

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

No information legitimately, just the listing.

[Haley Carania]

So this is just for some, you know, sorry, sucker who wants, you know, a Gulf of America shell.

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

It has Been shark tooth bedazzled. Got to keep that in mind.

[Haley Carania]

So how many shark teeth do you think are on there? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23. Probably like 30 shark teeth. What a shark. What does shark teeth go for?

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

Not a ton. As. As we live in a beach community, painted.

[Haley Carania]

So this is. You know, they took the time to hand paint it with the Gulf of America on there. And there's stars and sort of stars, dots and stripes on it. You said this is outrageously priced.

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

I mean, for what it is. Yeah, but it's not, like, super crazy. $100, $200.

[Haley Carania]

Ain't no freaking way, man. You think someone would buy that

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

third? I don't know. There's a chance. Maybe.

[Haley Carania]

You don't even know if they got the shell from the Gulf of America or the teeth from the Gulf of America? There's no way of knowing.

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

There is, in fact, no way of knowing.

[Haley Carania]

It just says it on there.

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

All right, I got. I got two more for you.

[Haley Carania]

Let's do it.

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

All right, Here you go.

[Haley Carania]

2500 Taco Bell hot sauce packets. This is ridiculous description. You know what this is? No description needed.

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

I think the craziest part.

[Haley Carania]

You know what this is?

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

You can legitimately get that many hot sauce packets if you just ask three.

[Haley Carania]

Well, you would have to probably go back day after day. I don't think they're gonna, like, give you this if you ask.

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But the. The handfuls they're dealing out are like, this is.

[Haley Carania]

By the way, this is something that you could accumulate yourself. I feel like the average person that goes to get takeout quite a bit. Like, if you are the kind of person that goes to get. What do you call this? Fast food. If you're on your lunch break, you just accumulate hot sauce packets and sauce packets. They always give you extra. Then it's like, I have a utensil drawer in my apartment, and everyone's got a junk drawer in their house. It's like they just start accumulating, and it's like, how old is this? You know? And it's like, these sauces. This is. How do you know that this person didn't just do that? Like, this has been in their junk drawer for years, and they've just accumulated it enough.

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

My wife rocks, and she only made me get rid of one thing, and I have a lot of nonsense. When we got married and I moved in, I had to get rid of sauce Drawer. I had a huge drawer of sauces.

[Haley Carania]

I don't blame her.

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

And sell it at least. I did not sell it, but I had to get rid of sauce drawer. And I think about it all the time.

[Haley Carania]

Do you miss those sauces? Like, you could just buy.

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

Most were expired. The problem was, is they were definitely some rollover from, like, old roommates and, like, they're unknown sauces.

[Haley Carania]

No. That's nasty. That's absolutely disgusting. So. Yeah. What. So the question is something that you can accumulate for free in your junk drawer. 2500, though. That's a lot. What does a sauce packet go for? 50 cents? 75 cents?

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

You're thinking too rationally here.

[Haley Carania]

Does it. Is there a discount because there's so many. There's like, bulk pricing.

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

Again, way too rational.

[Haley Carania]

60 bucks.

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

That's close. It's more than 60.

[Haley Carania]

75 bucks higher. 90 bucks.

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

You are not going high enough.

[Haley Carania]

$200.

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

There we go. 200 bucks. About 50 cents a packet, give or no. Probably a little bit less. More. I can't do basics.

[Haley Carania]

That's what I'm saying. Bulk pricing. Because you would think, like, if you're on UberEats or something and you want to get an extra sauce packet, like, these days, it's nuts. It's like 75 cents extra or something. So.

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

All right, this might be my favorite. And I. I'm gonna have you guess, but there. If you get this, I will. I'll buy us all lunch in the office. How about that?

[Haley Carania]

Wow. There's a lot riding on this one. Half eaten toasted italiano from Panera Bread. Hi, is this still available?

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

It was really good.

[Haley Carania]

It was really good. Well, they only took, like, two bites. I give this person a lot of credit for having the willpower to not finish the sandwich. Not even a full half of the sandwich.

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

You realize it was from Panera and stopped immediately.

[Haley Carania]

You know, when you eat half a sandwich, let's say you get a sub. It's like, let me eat half and I'll save the rest for later. And then five minutes later, you're like, later's right now, and I'm gonna eat the whole sandwich. I give him credit for not even finishing half the sandwich here, so this sandwich sucks.

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

What's your go to sub spot while we're on the topic?

[Haley Carania]

I love. First of all, I grew up going to Quiznos, and I guess they're, like, out of.

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

That is a deep cut. But I know exactly what Quiznos is, and I can't.

[Haley Carania]

I. I guess they're out of Business. I haven't seen a Quiznos in years.

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

Very much out of business. Yeah.

[Haley Carania]

Anyway, they had a great sub, and I do like Jersey Mike's. Jersey Mike's. Great subs. And I like pub subs.

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

I've been on a big Wawa sub kick.

[Haley Carania]

I don't know if I've ever had a wa. Maybe I have.

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

It's. It's pretty decent.

[Haley Carania]

It's hard to get past, for me, the gas station food of it all.

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

Yeah, that's.

[Haley Carania]

And I know that Wawa is a step above, like, gas station food. It's not like getting gas station sushi or anything. Like, it is a step above, I would say. But there is something weird about me getting gas station food. Unless it's Bucky's. Bucky's is a step above.

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

Yeah. Wawa. I like Jimmy John's, but the Jimmy John's we have in town has continually forgotten to put the meat on my sandwich.

[Haley Carania]

Horrible.

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

Two times, fool me twice. Third time, I'm. I'm the idiot. And so we no longer go get fooled again. Yeah.

[Haley Carania]

So that's George Bush circling back to

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

the Panera Bread, Toasted Italiano. What you thinking? 4 subs delivered to the office. How much do you think it's going to be?

[Haley Carania]

$4.

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

Okay. $13,000.

[Haley Carania]

Shut up, shut up, shut up. People are so stupid. That's not even funny. Like, $13,000 for this? And again, like, how long has this been up? You can't even eat it. If you bought it that day, it'd be like, ew, this is soggy. That's ratchet.

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

Here's the last one. I'm actually selling these bushes if you'd like to come pick them up at West Palm. Need to get rid of them. Here's the last one. You ready?

[Haley Carania]

These are. No, these are actually dead serious. Those are your bushes that you're selling on Facebook marketplace.

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

Yeah, they're 40 bucks.

[Haley Carania]

If anyone wants to buy four bushes

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

off of Andrew, Producer Andrew on Facebook,

[Haley Carania]

let us know in the chat.

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

All right, so here's your last one.

[Haley Carania]

What the hell? Two rows from Southwest Airlines. Dang. Whatever these are going for, Spirit is going to be way more, you know, because it's out of business. So there's, like, that vintage collector's item aspect to it. So. Wow. I mean, six seats. And what the. What would you use this for?

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

You know, home theater is my guess. Or you, like, cover.

[Haley Carania]

You can't even recline. Like, we had this conversation the other day. You reclining. An airplane seat is like, okay, yeah. Okay. This is.

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

It's pretty reasonably priced, I would say.

[Haley Carania]

Reasonably priced in what way? Like, what an airplane seat usually costs.

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

Like, I don't know about that, but, like, I saw the price and was like, okay, I guess 10 grand. That's pretty. No, it's one more. It's. It's significantly less, but you're in the right vein.

[Haley Carania]

One more. It's significantly less.

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

It's significantly less than 10 grand. Yeah, but, like, it's in a thousands.

[Haley Carania]

$6,000.

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

We'll give it to you. 5K for the airline seats.

[Haley Carania]

I don't know what on earth anyone would use that for. That's so bizarre.

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

It's. It's a. It's a weird find, but thank you for playing. You once again, got three, right?

[Haley Carania]

Absolutely.

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

Just thank you for playing.

[Haley Carania]

I keep getting demolished by the Facebook market. Producer Andrew's Facebook market finds. I love losing. It's so much fun. I love it. Okay, I do have some questions that I've collected on my Instagram story, so I'm gonna go through some of those to end the show. Someone asked me, and this is a great question, because you all know how I feel about cruises. I have always said, you can't pay me to go on a cruise. Never been, never will go. But someone asked me, would you go on a Cruise if Bryson DeChambeau asked you to go on a cruise with him? Answer, no.

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

Whoa.

[Haley Carania]

I would say, you want to go somewhere else? I don't want to go on a cruise. I don't even want to go on a cruise with Bryson.

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

Beggars can't be choosers. He's picking a lovely cruise.

[Haley Carania]

I will say, and I'm saying this on a serious note, the last time I fangirled over Bryson on the show, I did say, if he ever comes out and says publicly, I have a girlfriend, then my crush is over. And I. I do appreciate everyone in the chat that, you know, tags Bryson in my Instagram photos and things like that. I appreciate it. But he did go on Katie Miller's podcast and he did drop that. He's a girlfriend. Right now his DMs are closed, so I just have to ask everyone. It was a valiant effort, but Bryson's not interested in me, so we have to let it go. You know, if you love someone, you let them go. It's over.

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

It's a good run.

[Haley Carania]

It's over, fam. I just, you know, I'm a girl's girl, and I have to respect their relationship. Do I wish them well? No. Do I wish them, like, a lifetime of happiness.

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

No.

[Haley Carania]

But I'm gonna move on. So. Moving on, someone asked me, do you take any supplements, Fatty 15, sponsor of the show? Yes, I do. And they do help me sleep. So I do very much appreciate that. And they help you not age as fast, which we all need. So, fatty 15, I take vitamin D3 because I'm deficient in vitamin D. And I take zinc and vitamin C when I feel sick, and magnesium. Sometimes when I was trying to get my hormones together, they had me taking this thing called Optifen C. I have genuinely no idea what that is or why I was taking it, so I can't answer any further questions. But I was taking that and it got my hormones all right. So that's all I take. I don't take any prescriptions anymore. I just take those vitamins and. And that's it. So I don't take any creatine. I don't take any pre workout. Like, none of that stuff. I just work out. I'm just high on life, you know,

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

Big proponent of the creatine. It. It works pretty good. It's kind of.

[Haley Carania]

Does it make you, like, jittery? And some people say it makes you itchy. Like, I don't want all that.

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

No, no, that's pre workout. That definitely is not. I don't.

[Haley Carania]

Yeah, Like, I can't. I can't be doing that.

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

But the creatine is not bad. It just, like, it's kind of heavy on your stomach, so you have to, like, kind of.

[Haley Carania]

No, thanks. Yeah, no, thanks. This was weird. Someone asked me how was the wine, which almost seems like a threat in a way, because what wine? I hadn't posted on Instagram that I was drinking wine, but I did earlier in the week, go to a book event, and I did have two glasses of wine, which makes me feel like someone saw me out. And that's weird. Don't you think there's something weird? How was the wine? Like, what wine? I wasn't. I wasn't.

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

Ladies, gentlemen, the funny part of that joke is to say, I saw you at Blank well.

[Haley Carania]

So I just wanted to say if anyone ever sees me out and I. And I have had people come up to me and say, like, I love the show. I watch the show. I met a woman named Kendall, lovely woman. She came up to me and introduced herself. I had another man come up to me and say that he watches the show. I welcome that. If you see me out, come up to me. I would love to meet you. I'm I don't bite. What I find really scary. One time I was getting my nails done and then someone tweeted at me, hope you had a nice nail appointment. That's weird because now I feel like I'm being watched and I'd rather you just come up to me and say hello because. Yeah, so instead of being weird, like, just don't, just. I don't bite. Just come up and say hello.

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

It is very nice. She's a nice person.

[Haley Carania]

I try. Someone asked me, how did you develop your golf swing? And then someone else asked me. At 46, I've taken up golf. Any advice? And to the 46 year old that's just taken up golf, my advice, which is not helpful, is start very young. That is when I developed my golf swing. I know that doesn't help you because now you're 46 and you're starting for the first time, but I think the best way to get good at golf is, is to start as young as humanly possible. I think I was 5 years old when my parents put me in my first golf lesson. The younger you start, I feel like the more natural it is. And I took a bunch of lessons. So I would say at 46, stretch, you're gonna be sore. So stretch. Because when I play golf now my abs are sore. There's muscles I didn't even know because it's not really muscles, it's just different groups of muscles that you're working. So definitely stretch. My abs are always sore. Legs, arm, like it's a full body workout. So definitely stretch and take lessons. It's. Golf is not something that you can do on your own. I would definitely say invest in some lessons, get a coach, but it's a lifelong game, so it doesn't matter when you start. You can play until you die, so. Or, you know, until you're. If you're healthy enough to play, you could play for a very long time. So awesome. Welcome to the game. It's extremely frustrating and it's gonna make you wanna absolutely jump off a bridge, but don't do that and just enjoy the ride. It's the good shots that make you coming that get you to come back. You know, those are sometimes few and far between, but they do get you to come back. Someone asked me, if you had to trade lives with anyone for a day, who would it be? And that's a very good question. I, I happen to love my life. I don't really even want to trade lives with anyone because my life is great. But for a day and for the sake of the question, I would say, I would love to, you know, be President Trump for a day and just see what that's like, because he's up all the time. He's working like crazy. I would just love to be, you know, a fly on the wall. So imagine just being him for a day.

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

Of course you want to work more.

[Haley Carania]

Also. I know, also, if you trade lives with someone for a day, I'm just thinking, does Trump have to do my podcast? Then?

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

I think it's Freaky Friday. You. You switch.

[Haley Carania]

So then I would be in this chair, but he would be in my body or vice versa.

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

Yeah, it's full Freaky Friday. Full swap.

[Haley Carania]

Could you imagine if you're watching me and, like, full Sean Farish vibes, you just hear Trump's voice.

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

I like to think that it's like Scooby Doo where the voice stays the same.

[Haley Carania]

Oh. And it's just different personality, different.

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

It's like a soul swap.

[Haley Carania]

I wonder if, like, I guess sometimes people can tell when I'm off. It's like, oh, you're tired today. Or like, you know, you're not your usual self. I don't know.

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

Well, President Trump, you seem very Haley today.

[Haley Carania]

I'm like, whatever. President Trump. Whoa. What's going on? Anyway, someone asked me, how long do you think Joe Biden could last on the Stairmaster? He can't even get up the stairs of Air Force One without tripping. So. And that's not moving. You know, those stairs aren't moving. So I would say on a good day, maybe five minutes. On a bad day, for Biden, 10 seconds. That would be tough. I actually. I feel kind of bad even thinking about that. I wouldn't want to put him in that position. Someone said, best celebrity you've ever met. Great question. I haven't met that many celebrities, but I guess, well, ah, I guess they're celebrities. I don't know. I feel like Fox News guests because I used to book guests on Fox and I did meet celebrities before, but it's like, I've never really met anyone for long enough where I could really get to know them, obviously. So this is just based on quick interactions, like picking them up and dropping them off at hair and makeup, kind of thing like that. I've met Tim Tebow. He's lovely. John Isner, the tennis player, Lovely. Who else? Roseanne. Very nice. I'm trying to think. I mean, I've. Trump. Very nice and hilarious. Celebrity, celebrity, celebrity, celebrity, celebrity. They're not coming to mind. I Haven't really had any horrible experiences.

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

I'm terrible at meeting celebrities. Not because I'm star starstruck.

[Haley Carania]

It's like, I don't even know what to say.

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

Good stuff. I'm just like, try.

[Haley Carania]

I'm a big fan. Like, what do you say? And then how many times do they hear that? You know what I mean?

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

I just, I don't. I'm not bringing any real content to the situation. And like, I don't really want to, like, get a picture with you, so I just.

[Haley Carania]

Right. Yeah.

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

Like, I have no real, like, super good. I have funny ones where I've said something stupid or, or like, been caught off guard and like, that's funny, but, like, not a good.

[Haley Carania]

Like, they were so nice to me. I. I get the ick. When people are starstruck by celebrities. There's just no reason to be starstruck. And, you know, everybody poops kind of a thing. Like, these people, they're just people just because they're famous. It's like, who cares? You know? Like, it's just a human being. And maybe I have that mentality because it was my job to deal with high profile people when I was working at Fox and Newsmax and I'd have to talk to them and, you know, make small talk with them and stuff. I never treated anyone like a celebrity. I just was kind, professional, and I did my job. And it's just, you just have to make nice small talk. They probably appreciate that. And I always got such a, like, pit in my stomach when I would work with people and they were my colleagues and they'd be like, can I get a picture? Can you act like you've been here before and, like, not act like a fricking loser? Like, we actually have a job to do. It would just piss me off. Like, I never asked for photos unless it was people were taking photos and I was like, oh, Haley, get in. Or like, if it was presented to me, sure I was. I would never ask for a photo with someone.

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

Yeah, I would say, like, my gauge is definitely, especially with people like, on set. Like, it's like, oh, were you kind or were you a big diva?

[Haley Carania]

Right.

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

And so, like, usually, you know, that's like my gauge for like, good celebrities or like, they're really nice and kind and not fetch me my water.

[Haley Carania]

Right.

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

Like that. Because, you know, there are some divas out there.

[Haley Carania]

There are some divas out there.

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

There's some divas that you don't know are divas that are out there that like, catch. Don't meet your heroes.

[Haley Carania]

Kind of. Yeah. Don't meet your heroes. I will say. And I'm not going to name drop because I'm, I'm professional. At the end of the day, there are, I would say the majority of news anchors are lovely, truly lovely, especially at Fox. And just the kindest people. There are two in mind. They're both women. Just. I'm not gonna say their names. You can probably guess. Horrific experiences. Two women at Fox, just horrible. They exist. I would say majority, like 99 of people. Absolutely lovely. Some people, it's just like, I don't know, it goes to their head, I guess. Not to derail, but I would never, like. Have I ever yelled at you guys? I don't, I don't yell. I'm not a yeller. I've never yelled. I've never said, like, I'm mad at you guys or if, like, I've never.

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

Yeah, no, we're cool. I not. Have you ever gotten. Because you were, you were booking. Did you ever get any crazy writers? Like, I need this in my green because, like, I've gotten writers from music background. Like, I have to have exactly 6 of this very nice sports drink.

[Haley Carania]

Nothing like that.

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

Eight M M's all red. Like, I've, I've gotten writers like that before. And we were like, like what?

[Haley Carania]

Yeah, I've gotten a weird request working on a shoot with someone where they wanted some, you know, weird, I don't know, like, set prop thing that I had to go run around. It was like a wild goose chase trying to, like, find something. But that wasn't really like a diva moment. And then I will say I had a very. This was like one of my first days on the job at Hannity. And I had to book again, not gonna say this person's name, but they wanted me to book a very specific hotel for them to stay in. And we were. It was like not in the budget for us to spend this extra money on this very fancy hotel. Like companies usually have, you know, within their corporate structure, like, hey, we'll pay for these hotels. And this person was requesting a very, very expensive hotel. And I had to tell them no. It was like, like, we're happy to, you know, get you with this sort of accommodation, but whatever. And he was screaming at me saying, like, I'm going to get you fired. I'm not staying in this, you know, pizza, you know, hotel, blah, blah, blah, like, screaming, I, I cried. And I am not the kind of person that cries. Like, this guy was screaming at me, being like, you will never work in this industry again. Like you. And I was like, oh, this is one of my first days working on the job. I was like, I just got this job and I'm gonna get fired.

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

Plot twist. Nine times out of 10, you will in fact still be working in this industry after those kind of people.

[Haley Carania]

Yes. And it. And. But I didn't know that at the time. Like, this was my first interaction with someone so mean. And I remember probably tears still in my eyes. But I went to my boss and she was like, oh, he's always like that. Like, he's such a dick. Like, don't worry about it.

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

It's usually how it goes. It's. Everybody's usually like, oh, that's actually just how they are. They're the worst.

[Haley Carania]

Yeah. And I was like, oh, I wish you had told me that before because I thought I was getting fired. Anyway. Someone asked me, are men shamed for using the StairMaster and Hip Thruster at the gym? Another gym question. When I see a man on the StairMaster, I would never judge them, but I feel like I would be mad because I want to be on the StairMaster and at my gym, there's only one. I wouldn't be mad that it was a man on there. I've seen men on the StairMaster before, but it's like, also like, what are you working on? Your butt? You want your butt to look nice? Like, this is for the girls, you know, I don't know. I wouldn't judge, but I. I don't know. I think there's other things that men could be doing at the gym that's better for them. Someone asked me my go to sneaker brand. I wear Hokas H O K A And they're very comfortable. It feels like running on a cloud. But I will say I've been sort of training for Hyrox. I don't know if I'm gonna end up doing it or not, but when I push the sled, it's not a. They're not lace ups. It's like a pull tab thingy. Like, I don't even know how to describe it, but they're sort of like slip ons and I have to pull it very tight because they kind of slip off. They never slip off when I'm running and they're great for running, but when I do certain things. So I would have to get another pair of sneakers for Hyrox, which again, I don't know if I want to be doing all that in the chat.

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

We need. We need some thumbs up for Haley to do Hyrox, and we'll document it and it'll be great.

[Haley Carania]

I am training. My trainer said, give me till the end of May to train and then we can decide. And I feel like I'm not cut out for it at this point. And it's very close to the end of May, so I just don't like running, so. And there's a lot of running involved, so I don't know if that's going to be. That's going to be good for me. Someone asked me, has there ever been a time, either as a producer or host, you've had to cut an interview short? Yes, and yes. As a producer, yes. And as a host, yes. Now, it's not always nefarious. It's not always like, oh, you're cutting this short because you don't want them to answer this, or blah, blah. No, most of the time it's a time crunch. Like, as a producer, it's like, oh, we have to cut this short because we're running out of time. You know, when you're. When, you know, in streaming, you have a little more wiggle room when you're doing cable news, you know, there's only 60 minutes in the hour, and then you got to pass it off to someone else. You can't just extend. So, you know, now if I cut an interview short, it's because I'm bored. And if I'm bored, you're probably bored. And I've had to do that. One time we had a guest, and it just wasn't the experience that I was expecting. And it was a great interview. It wasn't a bad interview. But I had a lot of questions planned that, you know, I had to throw out in the moment, which is fine. I can pivot, no big deal. But it just wasn't the conversation. It was. The conversation wasn't going where I thought it was going to go. It was still great. But I just cut it short because I just. It was. It did its time. So, yeah, it's like, no hard feelings, but you just. In the moment, you feel when something's dragging and you're like, okay, I'm going to move on. And as a producer and a host, I think you have to do that. So anyway, someone asked me most difficult jump that I had ever done in ice skating, so. So I used to figure skate when I was growing up, and I wasn't that great. Um, it's odd, you know, figure skating, you either go to the Olympics or you don't there's no in between. There's no, like, adult leagues. It's just like, you go to the Olympics or you don't. So the sport is very much structured in that way where as you're learning, you perform and you prepare certain moves that Olympic judges come and you perform for them, and they basically say, you go to the next level or you don't, and you move up through their system. So I forget what it's called now, but, you know, you do certain jumps and spins and a routine, and then they say, you know, yes or no. And I moved up throughout until I got to high school. And through this whole time, they always told me, you're too tall, you're too tall, you're too tall. And if I want to go to the Olympics, I have to find a partner to ice dance with. Where the hell am I going to find a man to ice dance with? And I was like, you know, when I was 6 years old, 8 years old, 15 years old, they're like, find a man to ice dance with. It's like, I. I'm at a rink with a bunch of hockey players. Like, none of them are going to do this. So anyway, I just gave it up because you either go the. You either go to the Olympics or you don't. I wasn't going to be going to the Olympics. So to answer your question, most difficult jump, probably an axle or a double st. Cow, if anyone knows what that means. I. That's it. That's it. And then someone asked me, why don't women do natural look, no makeup. I like natural look better. Well, there are women who do that. So I would say, go find that. Listen, if you're on television, you have to wear. Or on camera, you have to wear makeup. If you don't wear makeup, I promise you, if I came in to do this show, oh, you look better with no makeup. I promise you, everybody, the chat would be like, ugly, ugly. You look sick. It's crazy. Like, when I do my makeup at home, I come here and I have to put more makeup on because I see what I look like under the cameras, under the lights, and I'm like, I need more. You sit under these lights, you look sweaty. It's incredible. It's like I can't put enough powder on. And let me just say, even men wear makeup on camera. They have to. So for me and in this industry, I have to wear makeup. I also, I like wearing makeup. To answer your question, why don't women do it? Why don't women Just do their natural look. Women like to look better. We think that we look better this way. It's probably stems from insecurities or whatever. I wear makeup all the time because I like it. I think I look better. I don't look horrible without makeup. But you're never going to see me without makeup on this show. You'll see me without makeup on social media because I don't care. But yeah, I don't know. There are women out there that don't wear makeup, though, so go find them. And then someone asked me, this is the last one that I'll do. What is your dream car? I don't know. I don't have a dream car. And if you watch the show, you probably know I hadn't driven. I moved to New York City after graduation. I sold my car and then I didn't drive for over 10 years. I or nine years. I lived in New York City and then I moved to Nashville and everyone thought I was crazy because I didn't drive in Nashville, but I just had other people drive me or I ubered and I had no big deal. It was no big deal because I lived downtown. I could walk around. Very walkable. So I don't know cars. Like, I don't. I don't really care. I don't know much about cars and I don't have. What. What is your dream car like, if you were to pick a dream car? I feel like this is like a very. This is a male question.

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

Nissan Skyline.

[Haley Carania]

What is that?

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

It's like the one from too Fast, Too Furious. The gray one with the blue stripes.

[Haley Carania]

Nissan sky Skyline. This is a real car?

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

Really?

[Haley Carania]

This is your dream car? Really?

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

Specifically the one from too Fast, Too Furious.

[Haley Carania]

Well, you know, I've never seen a movie before, so Chad knows the chat, knows what's up. So if. I mean, I don't know. I don't even have a brand of car. I don't even know what's like, I know that nice car. I mean, I don't know.

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

I'm not a car guy. I also, like, am too much of a realist. I'm like the insurance on a Lamborghini. Like, really?

[Haley Carania]

Yeah. I'm not picky. I'll drive, whatever. So I just. I don't care. I'm not a car girl. So I don't have a dream car.

[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

I drive a Chevy bolt. Like, clearly I'm not that guy.

[Haley Carania]

We're humble people over here at Scrolling with Haley, so we're very humble. We'll end on that note. Thank you for scrolling along with me. You could follow me on social media at Haley Karania, and I'll see you next time. Bye. The Dan Bongino Show.

[Guest/Other Speaker]

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[Narrator/Announcer]

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[Guest/Other Speaker]

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[Haley Carania]

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[Guest/Other Speaker]

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[Co-host/Producer Andrew]

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