SCOTUS Fails on Birthright Citizenship - Scrolling w/ Hayley (Ep. 330)

Summary

Podcast Summary: Scrolling with Hayley – Ep. 330

Title: SCOTUS Fails on Birthright Citizenship
Host: Hayley Caronia
Date: July 1, 2026
Episode Theme:
This episode explores the Supreme Court’s recent decision to strike down executive action against birthright citizenship, what it means for America’s demographic and cultural future, and touches on several related political and cultural issues. With Hayley’s signature sharp wit and unapologetic conservative lens, the episode critiques progressive immigration policies, discusses assimilation and American identity, highlights reactions to a viral Trump post, flag controversies, and finishes with interactive, lighthearted segments.

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Main Theme: Birthright Citizenship & Cultural Identity

Hayley opens with a discussion of rising political representation of Muslims and immigrants in the United States, linking it to concerns about assimilation and the impact of unchecked birthright citizenship.

[00:00–06:35]

Key Points:

• Hayley spotlights a rise in Muslims holding political office at local/state/federal levels—refers to Ilhan Omar, Rashida Tlaib, and “the Squad.”
• Draws parallels between immigrant community politics and alleged foreign adversary infiltration (e.g., China allegedly placing candidates in U.S. cities).
• Critiques leftist “white savior complex” for encouraging policies that, in her view, facilitate demographic change unfriendly to traditional American culture.
  • Quote: “They’ve created an environment where minorities can do no wrong. And it’s white people’s duty to step aside, shut up, and let the minorities take the reins.” (03:11)

[05:51]

Mayor Jacob Frey’s Comments

• Hayley plays a clip of Minneapolis mayor Jacob Frey expressing support for Somali immigrants.
  • Quote, Mayor Frey: “We do not see you as immigrants. We see you as our family... You have done so much for this incredible city and for that, we stand with you.” (05:51–06:35)
• Hayley’s commentary links this embrace to alleged Somali community fraud and critiques white Democrats’ willingness to “bend the knee” to minority communities.

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Supreme Court Ruling on Birthright Citizenship

[06:40–11:48]

Key Points:

• SCOTUS, in a 6-3 decision, upheld the right of birthright citizenship under U.S. v. Wong Kim Ark (1898), striking down former President Trump’s attempt to limit it.
• Hayley argues this guarantees citizenship to children born on U.S. soil to illegal aliens—potentially opening the door to abuse by foreign adversaries.
  • Quote (paraphrasing Justice Alito): “Suppose that a person’s only connection to this country is that he was born here to a mother who was just present long enough to give birth... he can plot to harm this country, and he still cannot be deprived of his status as a citizen.” (08:10)
• Plays news segment illustrating "birth tourism"—Chinese families using this loophole for benefits.

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Dual Identity and the Question of Allegiance

[11:48–16:36]

Key Points:

• Discusses Representative Delia Ramirez, whose mother crossed into the U.S. while pregnant, and her expressing dual American/Guatemalan pride.
• Hayley debates the meaning of immigrant pride in heritage vs. American assimilation.
  • Quote: “I assimilate because I care, but I feel like Florida is one of those states that has a strong brand and a community around it.” (15:58)

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Language Requirements & Assimilation

[16:36–18:09]

Key Points:

• Hayley examines a Cleveland city job post requiring applicants to speak Arabic or Spanish (not just preferred, required), noting the city council member posting it was himself a naturalized citizen from India.
• Argues all jobs in the U.S. should prioritize English, and that accommodating other languages fosters division, not assimilation.

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The “Adversary Anchor Baby” Hypothetical

[18:09–21:23]

Key Points:

• Echoes Justice Alito’s warning: birthright citizenship could let children of foreign spies or adversaries become American citizens, vote, and even run for president, with no allegiance to America.

• Asserts the 14th Amendment was intended for freed slaves, not as a loophole for America’s adversaries.

  • Quote: “The 14th amendment was written to provide citizenship for freed slaves, not the people who use this amendment as a loophole to take down the country…” (19:30)

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Reactions to “Replacement” & Respect for American Identity

[21:23–22:08]

Key Points:

• Hayley argues progressives will ultimately rewrite history if “the great replacement” is successful, justifying demographic change as deserved retribution against whites.
• Asserts it's not racist to want a country of people who respect American values.

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Supreme Court on Transgender Athletes

[22:08–23:20]

Key Points:

• SCOTUS ruled states banning transgender girls/women from female sports don’t violate Title IX; must compete based on sex at birth.
• Mocks NBC’s “trigger warning” about using terms “biological male/female.”
  • Quote: “Biological sex should not be triggering to anyone. It’s a fact of life nobody can ignore.” (22:42–23:20)
• Praises Justice Clarence Thomas:
  • Quote (Clarence Thomas): “Men and boys with gender dysphoria are not women or girls, even if they believe that they are. Sex is an immutable biological characteristic. It is binary…” (24:23)

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Social Media Reactions: Trump’s Eagle Post

[25:20–28:32]

Key Points:

• Trump posts an AI-generated image of a golden eagle on the White House; left-wing commentators compare it to Nazi symbolism and mock the AI error of “11 stars.”

• Hayley dismisses Nazi comparisons as absurd and points out eagle iconography is classically American.

  • Quote: “It’s an eagle. Doesn’t make it Nazi or, or American or… it’s just an eagle. This is our country’s mascot, if you will.” (27:00)

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American Flag Controversies & HOAs

[28:32–36:51]

Key Points:

• Outrage over California HOA fining residents for flying the U.S. flag on July 4th (ostensibly for flag placement, not the flag itself).
  • Discussion on the overreach and absurdities of HOAs; mixed personal anecdotes.
• Plum Island, MA, restricts outdoor flags to “protect endangered birds,” raising questions of priorities and patriotism.
  • Hayley expresses skepticism: “I don’t want birds to be endangered... but would I not fly the American flag because of it? No.”

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Lighthearted Segments

Facebook Marketplace Finds [37:00–47:29]

• Regular segment where Hayley guesses prices of quirky Facebook Marketplace items (ship anchor, Blockbuster Video gumball machine, Taco Bell nostalgia lamp, etc.).
• Hayley excels at guessing, with playful banter.

AI or Not? [47:29–56:01]

• New game segment: Hayley judges whether viral videos/images are real or AI-generated.
• Examples: Britney Spears photo (surprisingly real), AI influencers, ad clips, staged viral photos.
• Commentary on how realistic AI content blurs perceptions online.
  • Quote: “There are fake podcast clips now. They’re coming for my job.” (53:23)

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• “If you’re not willing to put American values first, then don’t come. Just stay where you are. Keep living your life as you are in your home country.” (03:49)
• “It is not racist to want to share this country with people who mutually respect it. That’s what this is about. It’s about coexisting and assimilating.” (21:23)
• [On Trans debate:] “Do you think that [SCOTUS judges] ever thought that they’d have to say boys are boys and girls are girls and not vice versa?” (24:36)
• [On social media Nazi comparisons:] “Have you ever seen the dollar bill, Ed Krasnstein?” (26:57)
• “Birds are super smart. Liberals are just making up excuses. I think the birds are smarter than the liberals for sure.” (36:46)
• Recurring joke: “Haley with two Y’s – double the Y’s, double the fun.” (48:50)

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Timestamps – Major Segments

• 00:00–06:35: Rise of immigrant officeholders, assimilation concerns
• 06:40–11:48: SCOTUS birthright citizenship decision, birth tourism
• 11:48–16:36: Dual identity in American politics, assimilation anecdotes
• 16:36–18:09: Language requirements in government jobs
• 18:09–21:23: Adversary “anchor baby” hypothetical, 14th Amendment origins
• 22:08–23:20: SCOTUS on transgender athletes, "biological sex" debate
• 25:20–28:32: Trump eagle post & leftist social media meltdowns
• 28:32–36:51: American flag restrictions, HOA tangents, local anecdotes
• 37:00–47:29: Facebook Marketplace Finds game
• 47:29–56:01: “AI or Not?” viral video guessing game

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Overall Tone & Style

• Direct, sarcastic, irreverent conservative commentary; frequent ribbing of “liberal” positions and mainstream media.
• Engaged and interactive with guests and the live chat; includes running jokes and meme references.
• Mixes serious policy analysis with lighter, participatory segments for entertainment.

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For listeners short on time:

• The bedrock argument of this episode is strong opposition to the Supreme Court’s upholding of birthright citizenship, with warnings about cultural and electoral impacts, and a recurring call for prioritizing American values and assimilation.
• Notable for blending political critique with interactive games and pop culture, reinforcing Hayley’s “bold, no-nonsense” brand.

Transcript

[Haley Caronia]

Haley Caronia, I'm glad that you're here. Thank you to everyone in the chat. If you're in the chat watching live, you already know rumble.com. haley brings you to the Bongino Report Channel. If you can't catch us live Monday through Friday at noon, that's okay. You can watch whenever you want or however you want. All I tell you is to tell a friend and support our wonderful sponsors. Like Chef iq. I love Chef iq. It is wonderful. I've been using it all the time. I use it when I meal prep on Sundays. It is incredible because they have this 250America version. They actually have four different kinds of chef IQ in here. So it's. Oh, hold on. I just opened it up and all of the little star confettis came out. But you put this in to whatever you are cooking. Meats, if you're smoking, if you're grilling, whatever you're doing, you put this in. It tells you. It connects to your phone and tells you exactly what the temperature is. It tells you when to rest it, when to flip it, when to take it off. So you can just set it and forget it, Right? You cook for everyone. If you have people coming over for the fourth, if you're. You got people over for a barbecue, you know exactly what to do. And chefiq.com scroll. You can use promo code scroll for 40% off. So I hope that you do. This is a limited time offer for their Stars and Stripes. So if you want the Stars and Stripes version, you gotta go now. So chefiq.com use promo code scroll. And I hope that you do. Without further ado, put your phones on. Do not disturb. The show starts now. Okay. There are more than 250 Muslims in political office in America. That is across state, local and federal. And we're seeing that number rise. We all know Ilana in Minnesota. We know Rashida Taliban. Where is she? Michigan. I mean, this is. We know them because they're part of the squad and they're sort of AOC adjacent. So we know the squad members, right? But in any Muslim majority community, it's much easier for a Muslim to win a local election. And the Chinese do this also. The Chinese Communist Party planted one of its own as mayor in Arcadia, California. You remember that story? We covered it here. And she was able to win because she ran in a Chinese American area. Our adversaries are already planting candidates right where they need to be so that they can control the US from the inside. And it looks like a democracy. It looks like Immigrants living out their American dream. But it's not so between the left's obsession with their white savior complex and their fear of cancel culture, they've created an environment where minorities can do no wrong. And it's white people's duty to step up, step aside, shut up, and let the minorities take the reins, to give them a turn. They believe that they deserve it now only because of their skin color. And it's pretty normal for immigrants to congregate in certain areas. You know, you move to a new country, you feel comfortable with people who are like you. Makes the assimilation process a little easier. Maybe it makes you feel less alone. We see this in big cities like New York City in San Francisco, they've Chinatown neighborhoods, Ukrainian village, something like that. These communities also make the assimilation process unnecessary. If that immigrant group so chooses to reject American culture completely and keep their culture intact. I see nothing wrong with cooking foods that you like from home from your childhood, maintaining somewhat of that culture so long as you adopt the American way of life. And if you're not willing to put American values first, then don't come. Just stay where you are. Keep living your life as you are in your home country. But these pockets have grown from small communities in big cities to entire suburban towns. It's an invasion of a completely different culture that is not American at all. Take a look at this video and tell me if this looks like America to you. Looking around, I'm seeing a lot of hijabs, and I'm seeing really only one guy in a baseball cap who looks like a midwestern guy. He's wearing a Minnesota twins hat. And everyone else is in head wrap. Everyone else is in a headscarf. He looks very, very, very out of place. Right? So we wonder, how did we get to this point? Right? And people were joking on social media. I mean, how did he get here?

[Co-host or Guest 1]

Watch.

[Haley Caronia]

Yep, that's me.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.

[Haley Caronia]

Well, you ended up in this situation because of the leftist ideology that white people are bad, minorities are better, and they're deserving of everything that white people had buil over centuries. And we must give it over to them. We are handing them over the keys to immigrant communities that hate America. And this is made possible, of course, by white liberals. White liberals have paved the way for this because they feel bad and they're so afraid of being called racist to come to the terms of the fact that immigrant communities, religions, customs, ways of life are incompatible with ours. And because the white liberal Karens hate this country so much, they will gladly elect anyone who has a different way or looks different than them because they think that white men are bad. So unless you're a white man who was on board with a takeover, like Mayor Jacob Frey. He says that the Somali Independence Day is one of his favorite events of the year. And listen to what he had to say over the weekend. Watch

[Mayor Jacob Frey (quoted)]

through the most difficult of times. And through Operation Metro Surge, we all saw that they tried to calm the some of us. And when that happens, we say that you're coming for all of us in Minneapolis. We love our neighbors in Minneapolis. We do not see you as immigrants. We see you as our family. You're our brothers, you are our sisters. You have done so much for this incredible city and for that, we stand with you.

[Haley Caronia]

Mayor Frey, Fry whatever. He stands with you. He's talking to the Somali community that defrauded American taxpayers to the tune of billions of dollars. Like, what was it, $10 billion? Something so stupid. Yep, this is how we got here. That video of that. That white guy in the twins hat and he's surrounded by hijab. This is how we got here. Much like Scott Wiener, white Democrat men know that they don't have a shot at keeping their jobs if they don't bend the knee to the mob's every demand. So he has to be supportive of all of this until of course, the Muslim majority overthrows him and installs a Muslim candidate that they like better. And they're probably not too far from that happening. And the irony is not lost on me that the white liberal Karens are usually self proclaimed feminists who don't seem to care that they're electing Muslim men into office. And if they're practicing Muslims, they think that women are on the same level as dogs and pigs. And they believe that they have the right to rape underage children and make them into their wives. And I think that that's much scarier than whatever the Handmaid's Tale fantasy the liberals think that we're living in now. And with the Supreme Court's decision on birthright citizenship yesterday, we can expect more of this. The Supreme Court struck down President Trump's executive order to limit birthright citizenship in a 6, 3 decision. So the United States versus Wong Kim Ark decision from 1898 will remain the law of the land, which has been the law of the land for over 100 years. That children born into the US to illegal aliens are US citizens at birth under the Constitution. And liberals are arguing that being born here is enough because it's enough for citizens. And not understanding the difference is the citizenship part. They're not getting that I'm a citizen of the United States, of the America of America because my parents, who are American citizens, had me here, right? And it really is amazing the lengths that people will go to try to justify just showing up and getting pregnant and then mooching off of this country. And Justices Clarence Thomas, Samuel Alito and Neil Gorsuch dissented to this. And Justice Alito's separate dissenting opinion was went the furthest he would go as far as to overturn birthright citizenship altogether for fear of what is already happening in this country. Foreign adversaries using this citizenship loophole to essentially take us down from the inside. He said this quote, suppose that a person's only connection to this country is that he was born here to a mother who was just present long enough to give birth and then quickly return to her native country. Suppose that country is a strategic adversary or enemy of the United States. So the child never visited the United States while growing up and was inculcated with hatred of this country. According to this court, that person is a citizen of the United States. He can enter and leave the country as he pleases. He can travel the world on a United States passport. Even if he plots to harm this country, he cannot be deprived of his status as a citizen. An example of this birth tourism that Chinese families have been doing over a decade has been going viral on X. Watch this.

[Reporter or News Clip Voice]

Her name is Ada Lynn. She's four months old and the only American citizen in her family. Her parents, who agreed to speak with us if we didn't show their faces, traveled from China to Los Angeles so Ada could be born in America and claim U.S. citizenship. I want her to live a happy life, her father says. The family is back in China now. They are among thousands of Chinese who become so called birth tourists staying in maternity hotels near Los Angeles. These hotels are often single family homes in quiet neighborhoods. At least two are in Chino Hills, California where residents are annoyed at the frequent copy comings and goings. Chino Hills resident Rosanna Mitchell. Why does this offend you?

[Haley Caronia]

When people think of the American dream, they're not thinking about birth tourism. They're thinking about people who come here, immigrate here, work hard, pay their taxes, become citizens and become Americans.

[Reporter or News Clip Voice]

Ada Lin's family paid $27,000 to a Chinese agency with a website that advertises the advantages of giving birth in America. The agency helps arrange U.S. tourist visas, lodging and medical care. The practice does not violate federal immigration laws, but it gives Chinese parents the option down the road to have their American children attend U.S. universities or live here. The Lin say having ADA in the United States allowed them to get around China's one child policy. It restricts most women from giving birth to more than one child in China. The Lin say that restriction does not apply to Chinese who give birth overseas. This hilltop home was converted into a maternity hotel that housed as many as 30 pregnant Chinese women at a time. It apparently didn't break immigration laws, but local officials managed to close it down. Scott. For violating building codes. John, thank you very much.

[Haley Caronia]

That was from 2013. Okay, 2013. So imagine how many anchor babies like that have been born in the United States since then. Tons. I mean, absolutely tons. And Chino Hills, by the way, I have a friend from Chino Hills. She's very conservative. It's a very conservative area. So this is happening even in conservative areas. And now anchor babies like that, one can run for political office in the United States. This is Illinois Congresswoman Delia Ramirez at the Pan American Congress in Mexico City. Last summer, her mother crossed over the southern border into Texas from Guatemala when she was pregnant with Delia. And here she is saying she's proud to be an American, but she's also proud to be Guatemalan. Watcho primero queso americana. So the Libs of TikTok, if you're watching and not listening, Libs of TikTok posted this and she said that the translation was I'm a proud Guatemalan first, then I'm an American, which isn't necessarily true. I looked this up, asked to Google Translate, asked Grok, and apparently she said, I'm a proud Guatemalan, but first I'm an American. So she had it wrong. But still this still stands, right? I guess we could take a little solace in the fact that she's proud to be an American first, considering she grew up here. Like, why would she be proud to be Guatemalan first? Her parents did obtain legal citizenship after the fact. But you can. I don't really understand being proud of where your parents come from. Do you get that? Like, do you understand that? Like, I guess some immigrant communities are more proud than others. Like, they're, I think in, in definitely in New York, where I grew up, there are people who are proud to be Italian. They've never been to Italy. They're proud to be Irish, never been to Ireland. I'm trying to think of Greek people who've never been to Greece, but they're very proud to be Greek. And it's like their grandparents maybe were from there or maybe a. Even before then. But people are proud to just have that heritage. So I guess I could see that.

[Mayor Jacob Frey (quoted)]

Yeah.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

I guess the closest in my circle was I've had a couple of friends who are really proud of the states that are. They're from. They know all the state lore and state bird and this, that and the other about their state.

[Haley Caronia]

Well, that's. I mean, that's as American as.

[Reporter or News Clip Voice]

Pretty American.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

Yeah. But not necessarily as much. I don't know the state bird, their country of origin.

[Haley Caronia]

I never knew my state bird in any state that I lived in. State bird in New York or.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

My buddy is from Tennessee, Minnesota, and he is very proud. Minnesotan.

[Haley Caronia]

Does every. Does any state have the bald eagle as their state bird or is that just the country?

[Co-host or Guest 2]

That's just the country's bird.

[Haley Caronia]

It'd be interesting to see that. Anyway, I was just wondering, you know, why would you have. Why would you be proud of. I. I guess maybe I'm being too hard on her. Why would you be proud of where your parents come from? People, I guess, do that. But I wonder why. I mean, if you have no allegiance to Guatemala or Italy or Greece or whatever.

[Chipotle Ad Voice]

Why.

[Haley Caronia]

I mean, I guess it's more of a familial thing.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

Yeah. I mean, if your family is back in that country, you. You have a certain amount of affinity for it. But I. I feel like, especially in Florida, most people are very excited to be here and all in on the America side of things.

[Haley Caronia]

So Florida, I think, is one of the states. Have you noticed that I've changed my pronunciation of Florida when I. I grew up? Because I'm from New York. We all say Florida. Florida is how we pronounce it.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

You and Kodak Black.

[Haley Caronia]

I have adapted. I have assimilated because I respect the culture that I move to. How's that? How's that? I know that Floridians say Florida. Not even Florida. People say Florida. Florida.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

No, no syllable breaks. Just.

[Haley Caronia]

No, no, just one. One syllable.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

Florida.

[Haley Caronia]

Florida. Very quick. But anyway, I see this is. I assimilate because I care, but I feel like Florida is one of those states that has like, a strong brand and like a community around it. And Texas, certainly Texas would secede from the union in five. If we asked Texas, they'd be like, yeah, we're done. We're done with all of you. We'll just. We'll just be our own country over here.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

I lived in Texas for two summers, which a worst part of the time to be there. But yeah, that's hot. Texans love Texas. Yeah, like, of course, it was insane. I had never seen such state pride in my whole life.

[Haley Caronia]

It's also so big, you know, I mean, you could drive for however many hours, 10 hours, and, and still be in Texas. A lot of states are like that. But you know, I can understand exceptionally, it's exceptionally large. But let's get back to this. We're getting off topic here, but in Cleveland, Ohio, they posted this application. This is a city. Cleveland, Ohio city. Like a government position for an assistant, an executive assistant. And you know, you gotta apply. You know, applications are closed right now. They closed on June 7th. So if anyone's, if anyone speaks Spanish or Arabic and they wanted to work for the city of Cleveland, you're too late. But anyway, it says for $50,000 annual salary, 50. Full time position with city employee benefits, you will have to have a connection to Ward 12, have experience in community organizing. Also required to speak Arabic or Spanish. Required. I love how community organizing experience. Not required. That's preferred. But it's required that you speak Arabic or Spanish.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

That was the first thing I noticed as well.

[Haley Caronia]

Required. Anything that you need for the job, you could give or take. I mean, you're an executive assistant. You're mostly going to be learning on the job. It's sort of like intern type work, right? Like work, you know, getting coffees, making copies and things like that. But you must speak Spanish or Arabic. That's crazy. Why would a city employee in Ohio need to speak Arabic?

[Co-host or Guest 2]

Just in case.

[Haley Caronia]

And why is it Arabic or Spanish? Not even just in case. It's like, you must, you must do this. You must know this. Not preferred. You must need to know how to do that. And are there people in this office, this government. Government officials who don't speak English at all. And they speak either Spanish or Arabic. I don't get it. So you might be wondering, like, who is this person who works in this office? Well, Tanmay Shah is the democratic socialist and the current Cleveland city council member for Ward 12 in Ohio State who posted this application. So he is looking for someone who speaks Arabic or Spanish. He's a naturalized citizen, born in India, came here when he was 9. So why require Arabic or Spanish in the office? I don't get it. And the Supreme Court, I guess, sees nothing wrong with any of this. The left sees nothing wrong with any of this. Are people just scared? Are they not admitting this because they're scared of being called names, being called racist? Like, why should Any job in the United States require anyone to speak any other language other than English. We should be demanding that if you are living and working in the United States, you speak English, not the other way around. But worst case scenario is what Justice Alito warned about a Chinese. A Russian spy comes and gives birth to a baby in the United States. That baby goes back to China or Russia, for example, learns to hate the United States of America. But he has a passport and he can come and go as he pleases. He can live here, run for office here, run for president here, and. And by the Supreme Court's decision yesterday, that adversary is just as American, just as apple pie and baseball, just as American or you or I. And that baby will get a Social Security number. It can vote from China or Russia or Iran or Somalia or Syria or wherever. And the 14th amendment was written to provide citizenship for freed slaves, not the people who use this amendment as a loophole to take down the country, which is totally possible if the Constitution isn't amended. Congress must revisit this. The Supreme Court failed, and now it is up to Congress to protect this country from our foreign enemies. But as it stands, lawmakers can't even put their heads together long enough to pass the Save America act and protect our election. So I can guarantee you they won't do anything. So liberals will keep doing land acknowledgments before their trans parades commemorating the fact that we're all living on land that once belonged to someone else, right? They're always talking about how we're living on stolen land. I'd imagine that when the great replacement is complete, they'll never stop to commemorate the country that white Americans helped build. They'll bypass that piece of history to rewrite it and fit their woke narrative. Remember, it's okay when people of color do anything. So if people of color come to our country to take it from us, it's okay. Because white people deserve that. And when this gets clipped for social media, I know people will call me racist. I know people who watch in the chat don't think that I'm racist because you know me by now. But this will get clipped for social media and everyone will say that I'm racist. It is not racist to want to share this country with people who mutually respect it. That's what this is about. It's about coexisting and assimilating. And this guy hit the nail on the head. Listen, the World cup has just proven

[Co-host or Guest 2]

that MAGA does not have a problem with foreigners.

[Haley Caronia]

They have a problem with Invaders. Y' all have a blessed night. Yep, that's it. So I want to end on that note. Two more Supreme Court rulings from yesterday. This time, positive outcomes on the topic of protecting women's and girls sports from the transgenders. These were combined decisions in Little vs. Hecox in Idaho and West Virginia vs. BPJ. And the court ruled that these states, along with other states that have similar laws in place, do not violate Title 9 when they ban transgender girls from girls sports and transgender women from women's sports. More plainly, you must compete based on the biological sex you were born with. But listen to NBC News had to report on this for their woke audience.

[Co-host or Guest 1]

Listen, just a quick note here. The terms that we're using here during our reporting. Biological male, biological female. The high court put those terms in quotations in their decision and their dissent. But just so you know, we're using those terms from the decision itself. Biological male. Biological female.

[Haley Caronia]

And what's wrong with those words? I'm confused. What words NBC News normally uses when referring to male and female?

[Co-host or Guest 2]

They sound like an elementary school teacher. When there's a bad word in the book.

[Haley Caronia]

Yeah, it's like, okay, everyone, don't get. It's okay. We can say this word in this context, but don't go around saying it like this. Literally. That's what it is. What is wrong with biological male and biological female? These are just terms that we should all use because it's facts, right? When the national news eats a preface, breaking news from the Supreme Court of the United States with a trigger warning, we've lost the plot. Biological sex should not be triggering to anyone. It's a fact of life nobody can ignore. We were all born male or female. That is a fact. Doesn't matter how you feel about it. Doesn't matter if you were born male and you feel like you're a female or vice versa, you're not. And that's the truth. And Justice Clarence Thomas said this. Men and boys with gender dysphoria are not women or girls, even if they believe that they are. Sex is an immutable biological characteristic. It is binary. And man and woman, boy and girl are the terms that correspond to adults and children of each sex. You know, when Justice Clarence Thomas decided to be a lawyer and a clerk and be on the Supreme Court, do you think that he ever thought that he'd have to say something like this? Do you think that they ever thought that they would have to be like, hey, so boys are boys and girls are girls and not vice versa? This is not what people go to law school for. They just don't like. I can't believe that we've regressed this much. We've let the mental ill, mentally ill people run with this for as long as we have. The fact that the Supreme Court even has to rule on something like this, it's like such a. Such a disgrace, honestly. Thank goodness. Just thank goodness for Clarence Thomas and Justice Alito and everyone except for Amy Coney Barrett. Anyway, Trump triggered the libs with an AI Truth social post. Again. This is what he posted on his account, and he said that it's a gift, a golden gift to the White house for its 250th birthday year. And if you look closely, there are 11 stars on this. And people have done their due diligence to look this up. And apparently this is an AI generated image. This is not real. This is not on the White House. So I'm not sure why Mr. President decided to post this, but it is cool looking. I will say. I like the look of it. It's very patriotic. I love it.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

Do you think he has his own AI account and he, like, put this in himself and was just like, boom, post?

[Haley Caronia]

I don't know. It's like, who gave him this? A gift from who? It feels like chatgpt.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

Yeah, it feels like you have somebody skim over that and say, you know, more stars, please.

[Haley Caronia]

So then, you know, journalists have done their due diligence, right? And People magazine had to report on the fact that this photo was AI generated. Donald Trump shares AI generated image of golden US Eagle attached to Truman Balcony as golden gift to the White House. Okay, so now we're, we're, we're reporting on this. And that didn't stop the left from absolutely losing their damn minds over this. So let's just go through what some of the Twitter grifters from the left were saying about this. First up, Ed Krazenstein. He's one of the Krazenstein twin brothers. And they're. One is dumber than the next. I don't know which one it is. Ed Krasnsted said this. Republicans stop calling him Hitler. Trump. Check out my golden eagle on the left, Hitler's Nazi eagle on the right, Trump's golden eagle. It's an eagle. Doesn't. Doesn't make it Nazi or, or American or. It's just an eagle. This is our country's mascot, if you will, the bald eagle. It's not a Nazi symbol. It's. It's our symbol. It's been our symbol. And for him to be like, oh, look at the similarities. Yeah, it's the same animal. Thank you, Ed Krausenstein. Thank you so much. Thank you so much. And people were joking on Twitter, like, have you ever seen the dollar bill, Ed Krasnstein? Have you ever seen.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

There's a lot of memorabilia out there. Recalled then, sir.

[Haley Caronia]

Yeah. So he says that this is Hitler. And again, he was not alone. So all the dumb lefties on X, they're not alone. There's a lot of them. They're in good company. Alex Cole, Dollar store Hitler showing off his bling. And again, this is a side by side of some Nazi eagle versus our bald American eagle. They're different. It's just, you know, eagle arms, wings spread wide. This is what they. Then someone else said, you know, you can. You cannot accidentally do this much Nazi shit. It's not Nazi shit, actually. So that's okay. Moving on. This guy says it's going to take a while to detracify the White House when it, when he leaves. I don't think that. I mean, this isn't even real. So again, they're freaking out over nothing. But like, this is not trash. I like it. And it probably wouldn't take. It wouldn't take that long.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

To take it down to your comment. Just put in a new AI prompt and it will remove itself.

[Haley Caronia]

Just remove it. Just go to ChatGPT and say, hey, remove this Nazi eagle. And then they'll do it for you. Relax.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

Actually, it won't, because you use the word Nazi, right? It'll be like, go to Grok.

[Haley Caronia]

Go to Grok. And then someone else called it grotesque and un American. This grotesque and UN American 11 stars represents the Confederate States of America, not the United States of America. It's just a. I doing what AI does best and getting everything wrong. So Trump or whoever on Trump's team or however he got this photo, put it into AI. AI is stupid. And, you know, they make mistakes. So it probably meant to put 13 stars, but there were 11. You know, the same way that, you know, I puts out photos and people have six fingers, seven fingers, eight fingers on one hand. Like, this is what happens, right? It's just a little off. It's close, but not right. But of course, now it turns it into like a whole racism thing. Like, oh, Trump's a Nazi and he's racist and he's racist. And then of course, because all these lefties, they want Trump to die so bad. Canada hates Trump. Anti Trump. Canada, the account. Like, get a grip. Can we just Hurry the F up to the part where he shoots himself in the bunker, talking about Donald Trump, hoping that he commits suicide. And that's the left for you. That's the left for you. And you know, of course, we are celebrating the 250th birthday of our great nation. And there are some lefties that are not so willing to fight fly our American flag. And this is a town in Southern California. They banned the flying of the American flag on the 4th. An HOA in San Marcos, California, is fining residents for flying the American flag outside their houses. The HOA initially started their war on flags when it came to sports teams flags. A A resident had a Padres flag and then got fined for it. Then they imposed stricter rules and said that the only flag that was allowed was the American flag. But now residents are getting fines in the mail for flying Old Glory. So have they changed their tune? The HOA claims that the issue is mounting the flags on the garage. And California law allows HOA's reasonable rules on flag displays. But you cannot ban the American flags. Even in California, they say that that is illegal. So if their issue is how the flag is displayed, they can likely get away with this. I have never heard of a positive HOA experience in my entire life. Do you live in an HOA community? Do you have an HOA?

[Co-host or Guest 2]

I do. As far as HOAs go, it's very reasonable.

[Haley Caronia]

Really.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

But I've sat in an HOA meetings,

[Haley Caronia]

and what do people complain about?

[Co-host or Guest 2]

Again, everybody's pretty reasonable. I live in an older neighborhood, and I think everybody kind of has this mutual agreement that they're going to try to be reasonable. But I also have had HOAs where it is just ridiculous, right? The color somebody painted the wrong color of brown. It's close, but it's like you own

[Haley Caronia]

this house and someone else is telling

[Co-host or Guest 2]

Stall something and somebody's saying no. A lot of that. A lot of yard. I've had friends who have used the wrong color mulch and had to dig up all their mulch, and, you know, we're out 500 bucks.

[Haley Caronia]

I can understand the appeal of curb appeal. Literally, I can understand that there's an HOA that doesn't want someone's house to look like doo doo. I get that. And it has to look uniform. I get that people want to buy in certain communities because it all looks nice. I get it. But if you own property, most people have a vested interest in not having their house look like the worst one on the block. I think most people take pride in their Lawn. They take pride in their house. You can get some people who are getting out of line, but is it the hoas?

[Co-host or Guest 2]

It's just such a go. Because, for example, a message we got was, hey, everybody in the neighborhood, it's summer. Everybody's been running their sprinklers. The mailboxes and the light poles have been hit by the hard water. They're starting to get some color. The sun's wearing down. At the end of summer, let's all do our due diligence and put fresh paint on everything. Didn't write it. Didn't write anybody a thing. Didn't say you had to. Just said, hey, as a community, let's try and do this. I think that's the way to go about it. Whereas There are these HOAs where these people get mad with power, and it's like out of a Seinfeld episode where it's crazy.

[Haley Caronia]

I also think that it rubs off on one another. Like, if your neighbor's lawn looks impeccable, it's almost like a competition thing. Like, you don't want your lawn to look so horrible just next to the good lawn, you know? So I think. I don't know, is there a competitive aspect to it? I'm not a homeowner, so I don't.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

And my neighbors are completely unaware that I am trying to blow them out of the water.

[Haley Caronia]

Yes, of course. Like, if you see your neighbor power washing the side of his or her house, you're like, oh, shoot, I should do that. If you see your neighbor, if you all get the HOA email saying, hey, let's all do better and let's paint our mailboxes and not look like. And then you see your neighbor out there painting his mailbox, you're like, damn it, I have to do that this weekend. I think there's a little bit of, like, yeah, there's a shame aspect.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

But the other issue is, is there communities down here where you'll drive and there'll be no hoa and you'll have, like, crap trampoline in the front yard and a boat by the side of the house that's, like, in the house basically, like, pulled up to the door that they use to go in and out near. It's such a gray area. People kind of suck.

[Haley Caronia]

Someone in the chat just said, it's same here. It's peer pressure. I think there is a peer pressure aspect to the. To the HOA where it's like, you know, no one wants to be the shitty house on the block. And I get that. But here's another story. Flying flags in this Plum island town of Newberry, Massachusetts, that's a problem for the endangered birds in the area. They got these residents of Plum island, they got a letter from town officials saying that flying flags. Yes. Including Old Glory ahead of the 250. You also couldn't fly streamers or Mylar balloons or any other reflective materials because it could violate federal endangered species acts. And. And the notice said that we're trying to protect shore birds like piping plovers and they are nesting in dunes and beaches and whatever. So they don't want to disrupt the birds feeding and. And nesting and migration and whatever. And if they fly the American flag, then they could get fines or penalties. How do you feel about that? Is it for the birds or do you risk getting a fine and being. And disrupting the birds to fly? Old Gloria had a 250.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

I don't know. I am. I don't know. That's tough. Feels like you fly the flag.

[Haley Caronia]

Also, like, how much is an American flag disrupting the birds?

[Co-host or Guest 2]

What kind of birds? I know in Tennessee, some of the worst birds are the ones that are protected. And it causes quite a few issues.

[Haley Caronia]

Like what?

[Co-host or Guest 2]

Mockingbirds are notorious. Mockingbirds like the Tennessee state bird, I believe. And they're protected. And they are also incredibly annoying. If you have bird feeders, they will come to your bird feeder and shoe off all the other birds.

[Haley Caronia]

Yeah.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

And then you're stuck because they're protected.

[Haley Caronia]

Someone else in the chat said birds are super smart. Liberals are just making up excuses. I think the birds are smarter than the liberals for sure. And listen, I. I don't really like birds. I'm gonna be honest. Of all the animals, I don't really like birds. They kind of freak me out. Most of them are government drones anyway. And I. I like furry animals. All furry animals for the most part. I can get behind anything I could potentially cuddle with. Great birds, not so much. But I don't want birds to be endangered. I don't want them to go extinct or anything like that. I have a heart, but would I not fly the American flag because of it?

[Co-host or Guest 2]

I'm flying the stars and strikes.

[Haley Caronia]

I'm flying the flag full glory over

[Co-host or Guest 2]

whatever bird is running into it.

[Haley Caronia]

And just to update you, all mass wildlife denied issuing threats or violation notices. They are not prohibiting American flags. So it's just do your. Do your due diligence if you have a beach house, I guess. But fly. Fly your damn flags.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

Take that, birds.

[Haley Caronia]

Take that. All right, let's get into the Facebook marketplace finds segment. This is a segment that we started. We've done it, what, twice. We're bringing it back.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

Jim Rome takes on sports.

[Jim Rome (quoted)]

I will always have a complicated relationship with this game, but people evolve. So do sports. Do not make me regret this. Do not make me devolve. Evolve back to that guy that so many clones wish that I still was. And do not embarrass the entire country. Now I can go back. I can get there fast. Lose tonight and you got a real problem. Do not blow it.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

The Jim Rome show podcast.

[Jim Rome (quoted)]

You've been warned.

[Reporter or News Clip Voice]

Follow and listen on your favorite platform.

[Haley Caronia]

So let's do it. Producer Andrew's Facebook market finds. Someone in the chat said, Haley, do not watch the Alfred Hitchcock film the Birds. I have watched that. It's really not scary. I'm a big scary movie horror film aficionado. I like. I like scary movies that didn't scare me. I don't like birds, though. So if I was in that situation, I, I wouldn't appreciate that movie.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

Have, like, a lot of birds in it.

[Haley Caronia]

Yeah.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

Mostly bird content.

[Haley Caronia]

Mostly bird content.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

All right. You ready for this?

[Haley Caronia]

Yes.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

As I do usually on Facebook marketplace.

[Haley Caronia]

Ship anchor.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

We have the description is the best part. Large ship anchor. Also, it's enormous.

[Haley Caronia]

How big? It doesn't say.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

Look at the chair beside it.

[Haley Caronia]

Oh, I guess that's for scale. Okay. Yeah. There's a little folding chair next to the ship anchor for scale. I like a ship anchor in a front yard. I'm just going to say that I, I like a ship anchor. How much would I pay for it? I don't know. They, they give no details other than the fact that it's a large ship anchor. Like, is this a special, special ship anchor? Is it from a certain time period? Is it, you know, is it vintage? Someone in the chat guessed that it's 3, 500. Is that in when within the range

[Co-host or Guest 2]

or it's in the range. It has sold as well that sometimes that helps.

[Haley Caronia]

Okay.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

Somebody was willing to pay what they were asking for to get said shim anchor.

[Haley Caronia]

I'm gonna go, is it more or less than 3,500?

[Co-host or Guest 2]

It's less.

[Haley Caronia]

I'm gonna go 2,000.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

That is a good guess.

[Haley Caronia]

Really?

[Co-host or Guest 2]

That is a good guess. I'm gonna split. The difference is $2500 for the ship anchor.

[Haley Caronia]

I was thinking of guessing 2500. And I, I, she choked.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

Yeah, I choked the pickup for this seems crazy.

[Haley Caronia]

That's another thing. Like, you can't just, like, call your

[Co-host or Guest 2]

friend with A can't be that heavy, right?

[Haley Caronia]

It looks heavy. It's enough to. I mean, this is a ship anchor. It's not just like a boat anchor. This is a ship anchor. I have a anchor.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

I have so many more questions about the pickup, and someone in the chat

[Haley Caronia]

said 300 is my max offer. You would have gotten beaten out.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

Really? The backhoe you have to rent to pick it up is probably more than the anchor. It's crazy.

[Haley Caronia]

That is crazy. Okay.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

All right, next one.

[Haley Caronia]

Okay, this is a Blockbuster video gumball machine. 25 cent. Okay, so you put. You put the 25 cent in there.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

You do have to take into consideration that this is now vintage.

[Haley Caronia]

Yes, in a way, Blockbuster Video is. Is gone now, right? It's totally out of business.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

Do you have any fond memories of going to Blockbuster Video?

[Haley Caronia]

Oh, all the time. My dad and I used to go, anytime my friend would come over, we'd go to Blockbuster, we'd get two movies, we'd get a whole thing of Sour Patch Kids. Those are my favorite. We'd get some candy, we'd get, you know, popcorn.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

Friday night after school, stopping at Blockbuster Best. Spending more time looking for a movie than I would actually watching said movie.

[Haley Caronia]

Pizza and a movie night on Fridays. Fond, fond memories of. Of Blockbuster. Okay, so, yes, to your point. This is vintage now. This is. You know, it's not like you could just steal one like a DEI hire at JP Morgan. You can't just go into a Blockbuster and take one yourself. You. You have to find one on Facebook. Marketplace. And how did this person find it? Maybe they owned a Blockbuster.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

There is a weird, not even weird, subsect of collectors that buy and sell these niche items, I guess.

[Haley Caronia]

Okay, so, $1,000.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

Holy moly, am I off? Right on the money.

[Haley Caronia]

Oh, $1,000.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

That's one for you. Just.

[Haley Caronia]

I've never done that before.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

Just bullseyed it.

[Reporter or News Clip Voice]

Wow.

[Haley Caronia]

I've never done that before.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

That was impressive.

[Haley Caronia]

I'm getting better at this game.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

You are. Third time's a charm. All right, this one's a little crazy. And part of the draw is the description.

[Haley Caronia]

Okay, this is a Dyson Cordless V11 vacuum and accessories and a story. Okay, first off, this is the description. Dyson vacuum with lots of accessories. A classic romantic story. Girl meets boy. Boy is a diamond in the rough. Girl knows she can change him with a little love and effort. And she knows it'll be worth it. And they will live happily ever after. Here's how it started. I found this Dyson at Goodwill. Cheap, likely in likely in needed a repair. But I was in love. I felt like I hit the jackpot. I watched the YouTube videos. I bought the parts and lots of accessories. I bought the tools. I made the repairs I was proud of. And yet it's never quite been right. This is not a landfill material on paper. Really nice piece of equipment. Already a snappy dresser with good accessories and well groomed. But somehow just doesn't have the motivation it needs to live at its true power. And sometimes it acts out and just won't shut up. I could technically, technically repair it myself or send it out, but I can't seem to do either. Huh. It's not you little vacuum, it's me. So we just keep laxadaisically vacuuming these floors with. With half the energy that we know we could both give. Both the floors and each other. Oh sad. But in the balance we can't quite figure out how to affect change in the dynamic. In the dynamic. Oh, there's more.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

Fuck. Where? I know, right?

[Haley Caronia]

Where did I leave off?

[Co-host or Guest 2]

I'll read the last bit. It's time to move on from this mutually unsatisfying relationship.

[Haley Caronia]

Are the the right fit, Let me know. I will let go of all the history and all the bits and bobs to the right new love of this little guy's life. ISO. What does that mean?

[Co-host or Guest 2]

In search of.

[Haley Caronia]

In search of. Oh, sorry. I'm stupid handy person or one who will take the effort to send it out for a couple simple repairs. If you don't say something interesting, I will not reply to your inquiry.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

This person just wants a friend.

[Haley Caronia]

It's a broken vacuum that he. This man is so bored. Like he wrote a love letter to the vacuum. I have a Dyson vacuum that I'm unimpressed with. I think this is the exact one that I have. And it sucks. Not literally. Like it does not. It does not suck in the way that it should. It's just sucks. And yeah, it kind of gives like half effort. I. I don't like my Dyson vacuum.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

I would.

[Haley Caronia]

I would say don't buy this vacuum. And why would anyone pay for a broken vacuum that they have to take the effort that this man was not willing to put in.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

I guess it is comparatively cheap to buying a brand new one.

[Haley Caronia]

Yeah, but the brand new one is gonna work.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

Just go to Costco.

[Haley Caronia]

Is it worth buying a brand new machine that actually works? Yes. Okay. This has gotta be like 50 bucks.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

Holy cow. She's on a roll. Ladies and gentlemen.

[Jim Rome (quoted)]

Yes.

[Haley Caronia]

Yes.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

Two for two.

[Haley Caronia]

Two in A row.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

All right, here's another one.

[Co-host or Guest 1]

Okay.

[Haley Caronia]

Trash can rims. Deck out your trash cans. Fun gift for dad.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

There's multiple, so you have options.

[Haley Caronia]

This is so stupid.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

It's kind of fresh.

[Haley Caronia]

Is it more or less than the Dyson? Broken Dyson?

[Co-host or Guest 2]

It is actually less than the Dyson.

[Haley Caronia]

Okay, I'm going to go $35 for two. Wow.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

Two trash can rims. $35. What is happening right now?

[Haley Caronia]

Three for three.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

Are you lying?

[Mayor Jacob Frey (quoted)]

No.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

There's no reason to lie about this. I would much rather make fun of you.

[Haley Caronia]

I'm getting so good at this.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

All right, I got two more.

[Haley Caronia]

Okay. Taco Bell lamp. Tiff. Taco Bell lamp. Tiffany style desk lamp. 90s nostalgia. They used to have these lamps at Taco Bell's. This is kind of. This is.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

I have no idea. Somebody. I think arts and crafts did this.

[Haley Caronia]

I think it's the exact Taco Bell font, though. Can someone in the chat tell me that?

[Co-host or Guest 2]

Do you remember someone in the chat

[Haley Caronia]

said Haley guessing like Pelosi trading stocks? It's like you gave me the answers beforehand. No, no, we promise.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

We have not done this. I actually am out to get Haley at this game, and I'm very frustrated. She's killing it.

[Haley Caronia]

This one is going to be tough for me. I don't know if I can get this. Okay, Taco Bell.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

I'll give you a hint. It is a little overpriced.

[Haley Caronia]

Okay, I'm going to go $220 for the taco Bell nostalgia lamp.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

No, unfortunately is double is $400.

[Haley Caronia]

Oh, I would not pay that for a lamp. Yeah, not even a Taco Bell nostalgia nostalgia lamp.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

All right, here's your last one.

[Haley Caronia]

Okay. Rare collector's item. Corona Sandman 3 foot statue.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

This one has also sold.

[Co-host or Guest 1]

What?

[Haley Caronia]

Like, what would someone buy this for? And what would someone need it for?

[Co-host or Guest 2]

Yarbage.

[Haley Caronia]

Okay, if you're listening and not watching, this is a sand snowman statue. So it looks like a snowman, but it's made of sand. I mean, it's not made of sand, but it's look like it looks like it's made of sand.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

It definitely was purchased from a local liquor store display at some point.

[Haley Caronia]

Yeah, it's got driftwood for arms. It's got sunglasses on. Looks like a sun hat on.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

Or maybe like an event.

[Haley Caronia]

It's got a towel around its neck and it's got Corona etched into it. So it is a Corona product and it's got a Corona Lime in its hand. Okay. More or less than the Taco Bell nostalgia lamp. No more hints. Justin says, what the.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

No more hints. It's relative.

[Haley Caronia]

I'm gonna go $500 for the rare collector's item Corona Sandman.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

You're only $50 off. It was 450.

[Haley Caronia]

Okay.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

That's an impressive run.

[Haley Caronia]

That is an impressive run. I did okay. Not to toot my own horn, not to pat myself on the back, but I did a great job. Producer Andrew's Facebook market finds. Okay, and then we have a new segment that we've never before tried out on the show. And it is. Is it AI or not? So, Andrew, can I call you out?

[Co-host or Guest 2]

Absolutely not.

[Haley Caronia]

Oh, I'm not allowed to call you out. I think I'm going to. Okay, so I come in here, and Andrew says, yesterday, I have an idea for a new segment for you. I can find videos on the Internet, and you can guess if it's AI or if it's real. And I said, cool, let's do it. Let's try it. I'm always down. And he. I come in today, and Andrew says, look, I made a new stinger for the. The segment. Take a look at this. You could. You could play it. You let me know in the chat what's wrong with this?

[Co-host or Guest 2]

This is brutal.

[Haley Caronia]

Scott, that looks so fake. That can't be real.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

You're like wasting water.

[Haley Caronia]

Yeah, that's cool. You know what would make it cooler? If my name was spelled right.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

I'm so sorry.

[Haley Caronia]

My name was spelled right.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

I'm so sorry.

[Haley Caronia]

Haley with two eyes.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

You want to know what the worst part is? Is I come in here every morning and I listen to Vince while he's live. And at the end, he says, haley with two eyes. Haley with two Y's, because she's cool like that.

[Haley Caronia]

Double the Y's, double the fun.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

I just.

[Haley Caronia]

If anyone should know, it should be you. But anyway, we're gonna do this new segment, scrolling with Haley, H A L, E Y. Don't know who that is, but I'll fill in for today. Okay, let's do it.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

Here you go. This picture was posted by Britney Spears's hairdresser. Is this image AI? The Internet cannot decide. I know the. I know the correct answer, but I want you to take a second look.

[Haley Caronia]

This is AI. If you're listening, it's someone who looks like Britney Spears but isn't. And she's got her tongue out. And she's got her tongue out. She's holding curling irons. And she's holding that. One of the curling irons. It looks like A crimper and then another wand, and they're all wrapped up together like no one would ever. No hair stylist would ever wrap up their equipment like this. And they all look too good to be true. Britney Spears hasn't looked good in a while. So this is A.I.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

you are incorrect. This is. This has been proven to be real. The big discrepancy people have been talking about is her fingers, but apparently it's just a bad picture of Britney Spears.

[Haley Caronia]

1, 2, 3, 4.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

I mean, just the spacing on them look wonky. And that was kind of what drove the question on whether it was AR or not. And the Internet.

[Haley Caronia]

This does not look real. I call bs.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

The game is working. All right, here's your next.

[Haley Caronia]

Haley with two eyes would have gotten that right.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

Here is Ariana Grande at her concert. Is this AI?

[Haley Caronia]

This, I think, is real. I saw this on TikTok, and people were saying how gruesome she looks. I think, unfortunately, this is real and not A.I.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

unfortunately, this is. Yeah, not A.I.

[Haley Caronia]

yeah, she's all right.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

This one's kind of a toughie. The. A man called out to work because he got in a motorcycle accident.

[Haley Caronia]

Or did he?

[Co-host or Guest 2]

And the Internet is having a conniption on whether this is real or not. So I'm going to give you a second to kind of take a peek.

[Haley Caronia]

Okay. He got into a motorcycle accident. And who did he crash into? What did he crash into? It looks like he parked the vehicle, had enough time to put his helmet on the motorcycle after. Does. Is there no state on the license plate? I think this is. I. I think he used this as an excuse to get out of work.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

This one was tough. The Internet was very split. After running it through an AI detection software, people found that the metadata. That's how far down the rabbit hole people had to get to figure this out. The metadata was encrypted with AI prompts

[Haley Caronia]

because it's like if you get into an accident and you're telling your boss, hey, I can't make it to work, you're gonna, like, stage the photo and put the helmet on the seat.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

And back in my day, used to just put the Apple headphones up your nose and pretend you had a.

[Haley Caronia]

You were at the hospital. Oxygen. Yeah, yeah, that one. Is there any more, or is that.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

Yeah, I got. I got a couple more. Okay, so here's an influencer who is making the rounds online.

[Reporter or News Clip Voice]

Okay.

[Haley Caronia]

This is how I imagine she's. Mike's friends were like, mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike. I think it's Too good to be true. I think she's AI. I saw another video of an AI influencer. She's got, like, so many followers, and someone is making money off of it, and she's not real. And there were so many men in the comments being like, you're so gorgeous. Like, you know, and I'm like, this is not a real person.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

So that's your reasoning? Just. It's too good to be true.

[Haley Caronia]

Yeah. I don't think that's a real person.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

You're correct.

[Chipotle Ad Voice]

Yeah.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

I went down the craziest.

[Haley Caronia]

Skin is, like, so perfect.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

The men in these girls comment section.

[Haley Caronia]

I know.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

Die a ball.

[Haley Caronia]

I know. I know.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

Which might be bots commenting, but still. Come on, guys.

[Haley Caronia]

I've gotta. I've gotta find this. This video that I was looking at yesterday. You guys would not believe. I mean, this girl is obviously fake, and her whole account is AI Videos of her at the gym and stuff like that. And guys are like, you're so gorgeous. I'd do anything for you. And I'm like, how do you not know that this is not a real person? And there are fake podcast clips now. They're coming from my job.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

There's some. There's some tough ones out here. All right, here's. I. We'll do two more. I've got one police recording, so this one's a little tough. And then I've got a Chipotle ad that has been doing numbers online that people need to look at. So here you go. Okay.

[Reporter or News Clip Voice]

Where y' all coming from?

[Co-host or Guest 1]

Oh, you know, we were just out there hunting for squirrels.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

Why does your friend look like that? Dispatch, I got a vehicle fleeing. I need backup.

[Reporter or News Clip Voice]

Code three.

[Haley Caronia]

I think it's AI. I'm gonna. I'm gonna. I'm gonna bet my life savings that's AI.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

Congratulations. All right, here's our last one.

[Chipotle Ad Voice]

Today with the cilantro lime sauce. Oh, no. When I say this cilantro launch that has so much flavor, some. My order. You gotta try the cilantro lime sauce. It's only here for a limited time, so don't walk.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

Run

[Haley Caronia]

Rewards members. This one's. This one's kind of tough. Can you play this again?

[Co-host or Guest 2]

I can.

[Chipotle Ad Voice]

I got Chipotle today with the cilantro lime sauce.

[Haley Caronia]

Rewards members. Unlock a free cilantro lime sauce on your next.

[Chipotle Ad Voice]

When I say the cilantro lime add so much flavor to my order. You gotta try the cilantro lime sauce. It's only here for a limited time, but. Don. Walk.

[Haley Caronia]

Okay. Can I do research I'm going to look up Chipotle on X is their handle Chipotle tweets.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

So this is 100% from the Chipotle account.

[Haley Caronia]

But is the video AI is what you're asking?

[Co-host or Guest 2]

Yes, ma'. Am.

[Haley Caronia]

Third time's the charm. Play it again.

[Chipotle Ad Voice]

I got your today with the cilantro lime sauce. Hold on. When I say this cilantro lime has so much flavor. My order. You got to try the cilantro lime sauce. It's only here for a limited time, so don't walk, run.

[Haley Caronia]

I'm going to go real person.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

Well done. Okay, so online, the discrepancy is the filter he used made his skin look real smooth. And then when Chipotle posted it, it compressed the video, and people thought the frame rate with the filter made him look very AI. And the filter was trying to kind of picked up one of his moles a little weird. That was like the big tell sometimes.

[Haley Caronia]

Because I'll put the beauty mode on when I make a TikTok video, and you'll see sometimes the face glitches. And this happens to people, and you're like, what is that? It's just the filter glitching. So sometimes it's a real person with a filter on. That is not AI. I like that segment. We should do it more often.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

Hey, we might. And maybe if your producer isn't an idiot, he'll update the stinger for next time and it'll be better. Even better.

[Haley Caronia]

All right, thank you for scrolling along with me. You could follow me on social media aileycarania, and I'll see you right back here tomorrow.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

Bye.

[Haley Caronia]

The United States Soccer Federation presents the U.S. soccer Podcast. The place where I, Megan Klingenberg, a World cup expert, teaches you everything that you need to know for this summer's World Cup. How special is it that we've been able to follow this young group of guys? It's been such a roller coaster of a movie.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

You can feel the intensity.

[Haley Caronia]

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