
In this episode of Scrolling: Robots start malfunctioning, AI doctors make questionable decisions, and self-driving cars remind us they're still a work in progress. Plus, blind reactions, answers to your questions, and a jam-packed Super Scroll full of the internet's wildest moments.
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He's got it. Oh, and he's gone for a can of Pepsi too.
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What a finish.
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There's no doubt about it. It just tastes better. Match days deserve Pepsi. Hello. What was that? Hello and welcome to Scrolling with Haley. I'm Haley Karenia. Quick reminder to subscribe. Thank you for tuning in. Always, of course, but especially a thank you to everyone who comes and watches live in the chat. Rumble.com Haley is where you can watch us live every weekday at noon. And if you can't catch us live, that's totally okay. You can watch whenever you want. You can also watch on Spotify right now and or not right now, but when the show is over, you can watch on your on Spotify or listen on your favorite podcast platform. You know how it goes. I don't care how you watch or listen. All I care is that you watch. All I care is that you listen. And all I care about is that you tell a friend. So I want to tell you also about the sponsor for today's show. Recently, I've noticed how much my mattress affects everything. Energy levels, mood, even how I show up during the day. That's what finally pushed me to upgrade to Helix. I switched to the midnight luxe mattress. Honestly, the difference has been incredible. I took their sleep quiz which matched me to the mattress tailored to how I sleep and it has been a total game changer. I added the cooling upgrade. Of course, you know, we're in south Florida, it gets hot and especially during these, these warm weather months, I'm not waking up overheated. I am not constantly flipping my pillow anymore. The whole experience was super simple. Free shipping showed up right at my door. Setup only took a few minutes. Plus there's a 120 night sleep trial and a limited lifetime warranty. So it really feels like a no brainer to try. Go to helixsleep.com Haley H a y l e y for 20% off site wide. 25 off luxe mattresses and 30% off elite mattresses. You cannot beat that deal. That is helix sleep.com Haley H a y l E y for 20% off site. Y 25% off luxe mattresses. That's the one I have. And 30% off elite mattresses. Helix sleep.com Haley all right, actually, speaking of mattresses, Birdie is sort of, she's sort of useless when it comes to killing lizards, killing bugs, like anything like that. And that's a shame because I, I, I did have A lizard in my apartment once and she wanted nothing to do with it. She doesn't kill bugs. And yesterday there was like a half alive bug right on my pillow. So I think that had birdie written all over it because how else would it have gotten there? I think she half killed it and then wanted to give it to me as a gift. So I did have to flip my pillow. The ad read just got me thinking because it was like, I don't flip my pillow anymore. And I did flip my pillow because I didn't want to dead bug on it. Anyway, let's get into the show.
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Never mind. You didn't just replace the case?
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No, I just flipped it because I'm gonna do my laundry either tonight or sometime this weekend. And yeah, I just flipped it over.
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I'm very specific about my bed and bedding. Yeah, that would have been an immediate full wash. Really? 100%.
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The bug didn't touch anything. Well, I actually. I don't know what happened. I don't know.
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How do you sleep at night?
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All right, anyway, I've got on the show robots malfunctioning. I've got AI doctors malfunctioning. I've got self driving cars malfunctioning. I am blind reaction. I am blind reactioning. Okay, here we go. On a Friday. I haven't had much of my coffee. All right, this first video, this is at TNT supermarket. It is the grand opening of this supermarket in the Bay Area. And they celebrated the only way that the Bay Area knows how to do. And that's with the dance troupe mixed with the AI takeover. So. So watch this. We have a special performance from a special guest. Okay. Robots not really showing up to do what it needs to do. Robots ready to dance. Oh, no music, no music. Now the robot's just dancing to nothing.
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Spoiler.
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This guy's awkward. Now excuse our robot. He's dancing like nobody can tell that he's there. The music's not starting. Robots can also hallucinate. But he appreciates. See, he appreciates. When there's love. Robots makes mistakes too. We've lost control. He's doing what he wants. We're in an episode of the Minority Report. It's just going, just going, just going. I'm going to have to start rapping soon. Don't really know what's happening. He's breaking it down. So she starts to blame the robot. It's really not the robot's fault. It's much easier to just play the music. And I don't know why they couldn't figure that out. But she's kind of like, oh, the robots lost control. And it's like, the robot wouldn't look stupid. Why am I siding with the robot? But I'm like, the robot wouldn't look stupid if you just press the plus press play. Just press play. And then the robot would look great. Anyway, they did finally figure it out. They got it together and he has a friend. So here. Here's the grand opening of a supermarket. They figured out how to press play. They've got his friend going dancing in sync. I think this is unnecessary for the opening of a. Of a grocery store.
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You could have bet me an infinite amount of money and I would not have guessed that being the song they were dancing to.
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Same. But also, like, if you showed me that, I wouldn't have even known that that was a grocery store grand opening either. Who shows up for a grocery store grand opening?
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I went to the Costco grand opening. Yeah, it was awesome.
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What did they do at the Costco grand opening?
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All the reps were there, so that was cool. Everybody was pitching free samples. They were doing, like, steaks and really giving out full bags of chips and stuff. It was really cool. Okay, robots, though. It was kind of in and out.
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I stand corrected. Maybe the next time a grocery store opens, you know what they need to open near us is a Trader Joe's. We don't have one.
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False. Trader Joe's sucks.
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What?
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I. It's the only place I can go into and walk the whole store and be like, sweet. I don't need to get anything.
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You are the only person on earth that. That thinks that. I think.
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So I've been told.
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Yeah, okay. Anyway, it's okay. I'm not going to yuck your yums. These robots, though, they are giving a new meaning. To break it down, this is another dance duo.
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But.
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Why do we look so embarrassed? He looks like he's like a toddler that needs to go pee. You know, like the robot standing like
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a Looney Tune where he, like, slides out of frame.
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Can we watch that again? Simultaneously throwing flat screen TVs on the wall. Four things. I hate when the. I hate when the robots get embarrassed and they make me. I feel bad for the robots, but someone in the. In the comments said this. I have not seen these things do one useful act. And I think we can all agree that. Yes. I don't know why. You know how I feel about these robots and the AI takeover and all that stuff. I don't really understand the purpose for this. I even like the Neo robot that we covered a few months back, where people are going to be using this essentially as a slave in their house to do the dishes and, and do all these other things. It's like this sort of robot assistant, robot housemaid type situation. I don't even think that those are up to the technological level that they need to be at to be useful. It's almost like people are doing this because it's like, look how cool it is that we can make robots dance. But there's really no purpose to that. I mean, other than us making fun of it right now, there's really no purpose. And I saw videos of Neo, like breaking glasses, trying to put the dishes away and unload the dishwasher. What are we doing? You know what I mean? Like, there's, there's some things that don't need to be done. And I think it's fine tuning robots until they can be better at humans than human things. I think we're getting into a very dangerous place. You know, I don't think that there are these robots in particular are going to be taking anyone's jobs anytime soon, but I just don't, I don't really understand. Someone else commented, every time I see these robots, they're in destructo mode. And we, this is not the first time we've played a dancing robot that has broken a flat screen or an LED screen.
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They love smashing TVs like a moth to a flame.
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They're like, they love it. They're kicking them, they're. I don't even know how those two robots did what they did. Like they pulled them off the wall.
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My inference is you program it within a certain radius of space and nobody measured the floor of the convention. And so they went to do their little dance and just happened to be where the TVs were. That's my best guess.
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You kind of have to think though, because humans would know. Hey, there's a TV behind me. I have to do this dance move, but I'm not going to punch the tv. You know, humans can make mistakes, but it's like, I think the robots don't have the spatial awareness that they. That was required.
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Seems to be the case as they
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tear down everything, everything in their, in their, in their path. This is a robot dance battle. You know, I like to see robots dancing. I think it's funny. But the humans, we got to, we got to assert dominance. And they do self destruct really qu. Easily. He's asserting dominance over the dancing robot. This is Risbot and is Josh in there? Josh saw Risbot in Miami. Is he in there or.
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No, no, he's not. He's over doing some editing.
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Okay, well, anyway, I thought, I thought that was fun.
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Hold on, I'm running this back. That's crazy.
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Taken down so quickly,
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Crowd immediately joined in.
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It's not, it's not hard to beat a dancing robot in a dance battle, but when you do, you definitely have to flip them the bird. The double bird is on a list somewhere.
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When the robots take over, this video is the first thing they're remembering.
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They're finding him first. Like, I'm getting him back for that. But let's talk about this is on a little serious note. We talk about this robot takeover, this AI takeover. And with the AI takeover, it's, you know, all the AI slop videos and things that we joke about and laugh at and play on the show. These require these AI data centers that are being, you know, put up everywhere. And this is the buzz, the hum that comes off of the AI data center. If you in the chat, if you live near one of these, let me know. You can confirm if this is what you're hearing. But I would go nuts if this is what I heard outside my house. And it says, I'll be honest, after a while, you start blocking the demonic noise that Data cent makes 24 hours a day. Maybe I just lost my mind. Wow. That I would, I would lose my mind. I, I guess I, you would get used to it eventually. Like, I lived in New York City and you, you don't really listen to all the stuff anymore. You just kind of drown it out. But this is, it's like a, you know when there's like a bug in your ear and you can hear it, it's like that annoying hum noise. And it's just like agitating, like this would freak me out.
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Perpetual white noise feels like torture.
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Yeah. And it's also scary because we don't know what the damage really is. Right. Long term, what is being emitted from these AI data centers? How is that going to impact our body? How is it? Imagine the children that are growing up in those neighborhoods. This is like, I feel like we are 10 years out from a documentary, 20 years out from a documentary where we're going to find out that all these people are gonna like. And I, I, I'm not wishing this to be true. I'm not saying this to speak it into existence, but it's just like based on what we know, these kids are going to grow up and they're going to have some sort of issues. They're gonna maybe have cancers or some other kind of disease or maybe just growing up and listening to that is going to have some kind of a negative effect on, I don't know, I mean, it has to your brain or, or something. This would absolutely drive me nuts. And it almost. He said he's like, have I gone crazy? Just drowning this out. And I feel like we will have people that just live amongst these AI data centers and they really forget that it's there and maybe this will become the new normal. And then like I said, in, you know, however many decades, we're going to find out what the damage really is. And that's scary to think about. And you know, these AI data centers with all the damage that it's doing, and I hate to sound like a liberal here, but all the damage that it's doing, obviously to our bodies, but also to the environment, like there's a lot of water wasted. This is what, you know, we're creating with this, this AI nonsense. This is, you know, some companies are going towards the, they're really leaning into the AI thing and they're having AI interview potential candidates for jobs. And I think if you are one of these companies, you got to really rethink your strategy. Because if I was getting an interview by a robot, by an AI chatbot type thing, I would lose all respect for the company. I wouldn't want to work for them anymore. But I think these companies are trying to save manpower, save money somehow and sort of weed out first round candidates for interviews. And they, they just, you know, they send this person out instead. This person, though is trolling the AI, which I like. So watch.
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What would you actually do differently if
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you were managing a brand's account?
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Yeah, that's a good question. I think I would take what the things I learned from the people that I experience on everything with a grain of salt and maybe a little bit of pepper every day.
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I hear you, but I need you to be more concrete here. When you say you take things with a grain of salt and pepper, what does that actually mean for a brand? Social media strategy?
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Yeah. Oh, I'll just go ahead. Basically, what I mean is that all seasonings should be used online. And I do avoid garlic powder though, because of course, you know, garlic powder is controversial, but salt and pepper, it's like the basics. So if you sprinkle that into any social media, like it will do well.
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Ty, I appreciate the creativity, but let's refocus here. If you were managing our company's social media account. What would you post and how would you know if it was successful?
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Look, I've just, I've had a really hard week and this is like the fourth job I've applied to and I really just like I need this job and I promise, like my thumbs are good at scrolling, like I will scroll as hard as I can and like I. I know how to post. Like post Malone.
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I hear you, Ty. I know job searching is tough and I appreciate you being here. What types of posts or content do you think would resonate with people and how would you track whether they're actually working?
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Imagine all the people, when in doubt, sing about. That's the only part of the song I know.
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I need you to focus and give me real answers about social media strategy.
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Okay.
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Yes.
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Sorry. Yes.
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I like that this guy just trolls these AI things. I mean, honestly, I don't think that this is a real job interview. Honestly, this is probably like if you want to test yourself and sort of practice interview. This seems like it's a practice interview.
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Well, here, this actually kind of rolls into one of my blind reacts. I'm going to show you this.
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Okay.
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Actually it's a, you know, it was a tick tock video with the text on it.
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When your candidate says they're no longer interested out of. After five rounds of interviews.
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Yeah, I get five rounds of interviews from AI Chris there. I'm losing my mind.
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The job's not worth it. The job is simply not worth it. I don't think I've ever had to go into a third round of an interview as a.
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In creative work. The one that drives me the craziest is the project.
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Oh, they make you do work.
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Because I know for a fact I'm doing something that you need done. Yes, because you're giving me entirely too many of your company's assets.
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Yep.
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Like, sure. I can make you this brochure for a very specific thing that's happening in three weeks.
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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And it's free labor.
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Yeah.
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It's horrific.
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So brutal.
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Horrific. So the same creator, he is now joking around with an AI doctor, which is even scarier to think that there are companies that use AI to interview potential candidates. But then there are people out there that are so desperate for medical treatment that they go to AI. This is like the people who go to Web and WebMD and self diagnose themselves with whatever cancer these people have graduated to this.
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I think I use ChatGPT enough. They've told me to do some Crazy stuff. I'm not trusting it. As my dog.
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No, but this is crazy that this is even a thing. Watch.
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Hi. I'm doing great. How are you doing?
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I'm fine. What brings you in today?
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Yeah, so I think I might be pregnant.
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How many weeks since your last menstrual period?
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Oh, I'm a boy,
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not a pregnancy. Then anything else you need help with?
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I think it is a pregnancy. I can feel the baby kicking in my stomach.
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When was your last period? And have you taken a pregnancy test yet?
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Girl, I just told you, I don't have a menstrual cycle. I. I'm a boy. I was born a man.
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Understood. Are you experiencing any abdominal pain, nausea or other symptoms? Yeah, clarify. Are you concerned?
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I'm sorry, I. Yesterday I threw up a pacifier and I. I didn't eat one, so I feel like that's a sign of a baby vomiting.
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A pacifier isn't a sign of anything pregnancy related. Are you having persistent nausea? Abdominal pain?
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I don't know what that word is.
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Concerning symptoms.
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Persistent. Is that like a fruit?
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Persistent means it keeps happening, not going away. Are you feeling nausea or pain? That won't stop.
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I'm feeling nauseous looking at your face.
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Nausea can be caused by many things.
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Oh my God.
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Oh my God.
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I feel it. I feel like coming. Oh my God.
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Anyway, he gives birth to a like a Cabbage Patch doll and he named the baby Tuna Fish. And now he has like a whole series of videos where he calls the AI doctor with issues that his baby Tuna Fish is having. It's very funny, actually. I would recommend going to his page and watching it. But honestly, somebody. The chat just said it'd be funny if the AI had them committed. Like, when do you trust the AI? Because I feel like this AI bot or whatever is like, you should call a doctor. Like, you should go do this. You should go do this. But at the same time or at some point the AI chatbot is going to tell you you need to go to a real doctor. I don't really understand where the real doctors are. Like, why would you even go to chat? GPT. Just go to the doctor. That's what it's. That's the purpose.
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I don't know. Those urgent care weights can get kind of lengthy.
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No, there are telehealth. You could get seen in half an hour.
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Yeah, but they can't prescribe you.
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Yes, yes, they can.
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They can prescribe you like. Yes, Antibiotics.
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Yes.
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I gotta find a better teledoc.
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Yes. This. Well, this is when I was working at Fox so I had great health care and they had telehealth. And I remember I was feeling sick before going to the super bowl and I just did a quick telehealth thing, picked up my antibiotics and I was great. It was awesome.
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Huh.
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I actually some part of me is like this is messed up too. Like how I don't love it. The telehealth thing. I'm like.
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And usually they can't quite get me what I need. But I also am not an expert on telehealth.
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Call me old fashioned. I think going to the doctor when
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you're sick, a doctor that knows you even, even better.
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Even better. Even better. Again, I'm not really a chat girl so I would never even think to ask Chatgpt if there was something wrong with like my health.
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But he's like, you should eat a thousand oranges. Vitamin C is really good for you.
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Yes. And it is that you don't get scurvy. I, I put down self driving. I don't know what that video is. I remember the self driving Tesla but I don't even remember what this video is. So we'll blind react. Yeah. So this is a, unfortunately and I, I mean this very seriously, very tragic story. A 76 year old grandmother has died after someone driving a Tesla smashed into the house going 100 miles an hour. And the driver survived. I don't know how, but survived and blamed it on the self driving feature in the Tesla. And I don't, I don't know how you can blame the self driving feature. If you're awake. If you put on self driving mode you have to still be awake. You have to still be alert. I think it'll turn it off or something. If you're a, if you're a Tesla driver you can let me know because I don't know but I believe you have to be somewhat alert. You can't like be like take me home and then fall asleep.
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Yeah. You have to put your hands on the wheel I believe.
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So the self driving mode, you know, I guess you can kind of zone out a little bit but you can't be completely out of the loop. So I don't know how you could be barreling towards a house at 100 miles an hour and not be like let me step in. I don't get that horrific. Anyway, next video. This is probably the worst kind of neighbor you can have and that's the. A neighbor with a blowtorch and an agenda. Watch. So this guy is burning his neighbor's door with a blowtorch, and he is attempting to do some damage there. He does leave some damage on the door. I'm happy to see that it didn't get any worse. But unfortunately, this man, we've figured out now that he is schizo. He has schizoaffective disorder. And this is why we need to open the asylum. So I don't know why they were closed in the. In the first place. And we were talking about this video yesterday in here, and Justin brought up the great point that everyone's on SSRIs now. Everyone is getting outpatient mental health care at this point in American society. Everyone is just drugged. Everyone goes to a therapist. And to our. Our conversation earlier, telehealth, they can get prescribed whatever, over zoom. And people are just medicated. And who knows if they're getting real treatment that they need. And then people are walking about like this. I just don't understand how you can. I mean, we've got to open the asylums. I don't understand. It's very sad. I mean, it's sad. I'm glad that this neighbor is healthy and the building didn't burn down or anything, but it could have been much worse.
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Here's a quick question briefly. I know you had a neighbor. Well, I guess it wasn't a neighbor. It was a homeless man. Steal your package. Oh, yeah. What's the worst neighbor you've had and when?
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Okay, worst neighbor. Worst neighbor had to have been. I have a worst neighbor story, and I have a worst roommate story. My roommate in college, my freshman year roommate, she was a nice girl, but she had an imaginary friend. She was a nice girl. I don't want to. Yeah, but she did.
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So I think.
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I think her name was Bertha. To my point. To my point about opening the asylums.
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She's a nice girl, but she was there.
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She was a nice girl, but she. I think one day I asked because she had a. She had a class earlier than I did. So I asked her if she had been outside and if it was warm or cold or what the weather was like. And she was like, no, I haven't been outside today, but Bertha has. And I was like, oh, that's crazy. Yeah, she was a nice girl. Anyway, my worst neighbor story is I was living in New York City and we lived next to an elderly woman who didn't take very good care of her apartment. It was in shambles. And unfortunately, because I was very clean, my roommates were very clean. This was my first apartment in New York City, and we started getting cockroaches in our apartment. So we called, like, a. Which is standard for New York City. Let me just say I've had a cockroach in every single New York City apartment that I ever lived in. But the issue was these were very small. You want the big cockroaches, which seems counterintuitive, but the problem is, if you have small cockroaches, that nest is nearby, and they are procreating nearby. If you see the bigger one, like those cockroaches, they can survive nuclear war. So if you see a big one, the nest could be, you know, uptown, downtown, anywhere. Doesn't have to be, like, in your apartment, but we were getting these, like, tiny little cockroaches. So we called the exterminator, and he was like, your apartment's very, very clean. He's like, I think it's probably a neighbor that has a. A situation in there. But he was like, we can't, like, go into your neighbor's apartment, you know? So we were sort of. Our apartment was on a corner, and I could sort of see my neighbor's kitchen from my kitchen because it was on a corner. So I got up on my counter. I was looking through my window, and looking through her window, and her kitchen was a disaster. So I was like, I think we have the culprit of the baby cockroaches and the nest, but we just had to move out. We didn't really move out because of
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that purpose, but that's a pretty. That's a pretty bad neighbor. That's tough.
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Yeah, that's a bad neighbor. But other than that, I really haven't had any bad neighbor stories. I've been very blessed to have good neighbors. And I. I don't know my neighbors right now.
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That's okay.
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I don't know them. And I didn't really know my neighbors in Nashville either. I feel like it's. I don't know, unless you see them, like, going out and walking their dog or something. Like, I don't see my neighbors. So whenever I do, I just sort of wave. Actually, I did meet my neighbors across the hall from me. I have this big comforter, and sometimes it gets stuck on the agitator in my washing machine, and it's, like, all wet, and then it gets slamming. Wrapped. No, no, it's wrapped around the agitator in the middle.
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Oh.
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And then it's wet, and it's, like, even harder to, like, unknot. And so I was struggling, struggling, struggling. And, you know, I'm in the gym. Like I am in the gym. I'm a strong girl. And I could not get my comforter out. So I was like, I need, I just needed a man. You know, in that moment, I needed a man. I don't have one. And I opened the door. Cause I heard like rustling outside my apartment. And I thought it was the garbage guy. And I was gonna ask the garbage man to help me get my comforter out of the washer, but it was the guy who lives across the street and he helped me. So I met him and it was very nice.
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Very neighborly.
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Yeah, very neighborly. So I have, I have really mostly good neighbor stories. Um, and this is the, the last video that I. I have for you. Then we're gonna get into Justin's blind reacts. But this is the cutest video I've seen all week, so I just wanted to share. Do you think he would still be doing this at 100? Yeah. In those closest to him. I am Bob's middle son. Knew he would be too. Works out every day.
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Even now.
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You know, he's down in the gym work, working with strength coaches. While living in his faith based senior community home. Bob walks the hallways carrying his golf bags to keep his legs strong. And his training shows. 100 years old. Way to go. Jim Ostenson knows Bob's game well. He shot an 89 last week and surprised you know, everyone. And he's beat you once or twice. Oh, yeah.
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He's beat me regular. Yeah.
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How sweet is that? Is that not the cutest video you've seen in a while? You don't think that's cute?
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It's precious.
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It's so cute. Someone in the chat said, Bob is too good for us. He is too good for us. Imagine it at 100 years old. This is why I'm so grateful that I play golf and my parents got me in it at a young age. Because you could play for your whole life. It's such a great sport. So. And I think these are the kinds of hobbies that keep you alive longer. The more life you have to live, the longer you live. I firmly believe that. So good for Bob. All right, let's shout out Bob and let's get into. These videos are Justin's.
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So producer Justin hooked us up today. So I actually have only seen one of these.
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Okay. Showing a pickle statue. You want to help? Thank you.
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They've never seen Lady Liberty.
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So stupid. Look at everyone. Everyone doing it and holding up a pickle to the Statue of Liberty. Oh, I guess yeah. Pickles have never seen the Statue of Liberty, and the Statue of Liberty has never seen that many pickles. I don't think it is funny to see, like, how many people you can get to do, you know, I think humans, really, they crave community. They crave this kind of connection, human connection. Someone in the chat said, suckers flock of idiots.
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He's offering me a pickle. What are we doing?
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Remember, we had the pickles delivered here? We had, like, how many pickles delivered here? It was, like, the biggest tub of pickles I've ever seen. Someone deliver them to the office. We were like, should we eat these? I don't know. And we did. And we lived to tell the tale. So whoever sent the pickles, thank you. All right, next video.
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Next video.
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What is this? Is this, like, a rubber chicken? Statue of Liberty? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. You would find this funny. Stupid. Oh, that's the thing. You chuck it on the. Oh, my gosh. One time in high school. This just reminds me, I haven't seen, like, a rubber chicken in so long. One time in high school, my teacher. I took an international terrorism class. Anyway, we. I guess we were watching some, like, YouTube video on Osama bin Laden. What'd you say?
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Nothing.
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They're making fun of me in there, and I can't hear them. It's, like, so rude. I. I have fomo. I'm, like, not included in the joke.
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International terrorism class, Was it Justin said? Is it, like a how to or.
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No, but we.
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How to stop. I need more information. I didn't know this was an option.
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Informational.
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Oh, you know, it's just learning about international communication courses. We just read books.
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I took about a bunch of college courses in high school, and that was a college course.
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Must be nice to be smart.
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And then those transferred to college. Then I was above and beyond. I tested out of Italian in college. I only had to take, like, one thing because I took so many college Italian courses in high school.
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Yeah, again, must be really nice to be smart. My English teacher said my writing style pissed him off in front of the whole class. Not a great freshman.
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How'd you pull that off?
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I don't proofread. I just. I let it rip and then turn it in, got a solid B plus.
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So anyway, international terrorism class. And she was. She put on some YouTube video. And you know how YouTube, it just sort of, like, plays the next video, this playlist. So our teacher, I think, had, like, fallen asleep or something. And so then it was just. I forget what show it was like Family Guy or something like that. And it was Osama bin Laden, like, swinging a rubber chicken on top of his head, like, like this. And she woke back up at that video. Like, no one said anything to her. We were just playing, like random videos on loop and no one said anything. And she like, woke back up during this video and was like, oh, I'm so sorry. High school's such a joke. It's crazy.
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High school's hilarious because the teachers are like, we're preparing you for college. And then you get to college and the teacher's like, I don't even care if you show up.
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Yeah. Oh, I know.
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All right, here's number three.
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Taught her cat had to play ceremony. What is that? Wait, what is that?
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So the theremin is a touch sensitive instrument. Is it like pressure? Justin, explain. I mean, I had a general understanding. I had to look it up. It's controlled using, like antennas. So it emits a signal and then depending on where your hand is and the wavelength, produces a sound. I don't know. It's a cool instrument, but the cat playing was funny.
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I got a. I. I have to play. I have to remind myself to play the videos. You know those people who have the buttons in their house where they teach their animal talks? They think that they're teaching their animal how to talk. Do you believe in that? We got to play these videos next week. I got to.
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Here's those videos is. I'm always like, this is a scam. And then the dog says, I'm hungry. And then eats all the food. And then it says, let's go out. It could hit any button. There's a lot of buttons on that thing. I don't know what.
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At what point is a dog not hungry? Like, if Birdie could talk, she'd be like, I'm hungry, I'm hungry, I'm hungry. Because she's always hungry. You put food out and the dog eats. Like, come on. This is. This is people being stupid.
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It's quite simple. Like Pavlovian training. You just press dog press button, dog get food. So dog press.
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Right, of course, of course. And someone at the chat just said, some dogs are that smart. I'm not saying that dogs aren't smart. I'm saying they're. Humans are stupid.
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No, the association that's being made that isn't true is that the English words are being used. Right, Right. It doesn't know the English words. Human action. Yeah, it knows if I press this button, this happens or if I press this Button this happens. The ones that are like. Sometimes the dog presses dogs like, I'm hungry. And then the human's like, no. And then dog presses bitch like that. We'll get. We'll get. Gather some of these.
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We'll gather some next week. I definitely want to do a scrolling time of these humans that think their dogs are talking to them. Choice hotels get you more of what you value. Here's a little tune to help you remember. Same drive, different day don't you wish you were getting away? Pack your bags and come on through Texas, Ohio, Alaska, we're up there too Comfort in it's calling your name Save on the stage oh, and free waffles are yours to claim. Well, I hope you like my little song book. Direct@sourcefieldtails.com shall we get. Or that's it on the blind reacts, right?
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That is.
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Okay.
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Which one would you like to. What would you like to do?
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Let's ask the chat.
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Chat.
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Chat.
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We've got some Facebook markets.
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Facebook market finds. We could do that segment or we could do Am I the a hole?
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I've got. I got a pretty good. Pretty good. Both.
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Pretty good of both, yeah. Oh, well, we'll wait a second so that people have time to. To weigh in. But you are producing the show right now. So you in the chat, whoever's watching live, you let me know what you want me to do. Facebook finds or a hole. Okay, we got two a holes. One Facebook, Facebook. A hole. A hole, A hole, a hole. Facebook market. A hole. Way more a holes. So let's go. Am I the a hole? And you've got two of these, right?
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I do have two.
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Okay, the chat has spoken.
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Thank you, chat.
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Thank you, chat.
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All right, let me pull this up here.
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Or we could do both.
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We can potentially.
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We'll see how much time we have.
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All right, so this first scenario, My brother told his fiance he missed their anniversary dinner because he got called into work. I knew that wasn't true because he was with me at a baseball game. He begged me not to say anything because he had already lied and it would only make things worse. A few days later, his fiance was talking about how lucky she was to have someone who cared so much about his job and couldn't and I couldn't keep my mouth shut. I told her where he actually was. She immediately left, and now their wedding is on hold. My brother says I ruined his relationship over one stupid lie and my parents think I should have stayed out of it because it wasn't my business. I think she Deserved to know she was being lied to. Am I in the wrong?
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I. I firmly believe that you should stay out of people's business. Unless, like, someone's getting hurt or someone's getting cheated on or something. However, they're both in the wrong.
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That feels like such a brother move, too. Like, he probably thought he was being real funny.
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The brother was doing the right thing by letting her know that her brother's. That his brother is an idiot. How do you miss your. Your dinner? Your anniversary dinner for a baseball game?
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Couldn't be me.
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What kind of baseball game? Like, it couldn't have been that.
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The only game that is acceptable is World Series Tied.
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Yeah.
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Final game.
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Yeah. I don't. I don't really understand. I think this girl probably dodged a bullet. So I think that. I don't know. I think she's. She's. I'm happy for her. Would I put a wedding on hold because of one lie? I don't know. Anniversary. Yeah, maybe. This is. You know, he's capable of lying, so maybe he lies all the time. Someone in the chat said, why didn't she know that he was at a baseball game? Just asking.
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Because he's a liar.
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He lied and said that he was at work. And they don't follow each other on Find My Friends. Obviously.
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Quick fix. Turn the location settings on if you're not a liar.
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Exactly.
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I think everybody's kind of in the wrong.
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Everyone stinks in this one.
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Yeah. All right, here's our second scenario. I think I have a few strangers from the Internet, so I decided to go here. Few weeks ago, I went to a burger place with a gal pal of mine. I know they serve really big burgers, and in the past, I've always had leftovers. So I decided to bring my own Tupperware just in case. I ordered my burger, added some wedges, and enjoyed my meal while having a super nice conversation. I ate maybe a third of what I had ordered. Not even half of the burger. Decided to stop because I wanted some dessert. After ordering, I pulled out my Tupperware box and started filling it with my leftovers. I felt very clever. I didn't overeat. There was still space for dessert. I didn't have to pay a. Didn't have to pay a buck or so for the doggy bag which had leaked in my bag in the past. And there would be enough. Enough food for my lunch tomorrow. So triple win. If you're asking me, this guy's gay. It's a woman.
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Oh.
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After everything was packed and I Put the box in my bag. I realized my friend was kind of quiet, but I didn't think much of it. She tends to be a quiet eater. After we were done, everybody paid for their own meal. We left. Then she looked at me and was like, oh, my gosh, that was so embarrassing. I was confused. She explained to me how awkward she felt. People were staring, and it was kind of. She was actually kind of upset with me. I explained my point of view and the benefits, but she was totally against it. In the end, I was like, please calm down. It's not like I took a box to an all you can eat buffet and stuffed it full of food in front of the waiters and waitresses. We also didn't split the bill, so it's fine. I ordered more with tomorrow in mind. She was still very upset, so we went our separate ways. But here's the thing. I think it's a very good idea. Still environmentally friendly. And did it again while eating with a guy friend a few days ago. He said, whoa, that's so neat. And then gave me some of his onion rings to take home with me. So who's in the wrong? Should I have communicated before pulling up my box? And should I have asked the waiter? Should I have asked the waiter? Or should I have just bought a leftover box from the restaurant? I absolutely don't know. Please share your thoughts with me.
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This is the dumbest thing I've ever heard. First of all, bringing your own doggy bag, like bringing your own Tupperware to the restaurant, is tacky as hell. That's tacky. That's poor etiquette in my opinion.
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There's also a footer footnote in this, which I didn't find super helpful, but it is a little funny. She said. Also, coming back, I am very overweight and my friend has a normal weight, as far as I know. I think she's implying that her skinny friend was like, she was judging me
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because she was skinny and I want to get my food. You can still get your food and bring it home. She also was like, I'm proud of myself that I didn't eat my full burger. This is why when I thought originally that it was a guy, I was like, he didn't finish the whole burger. But I guess it's a woman trying to lose weight. So part of me thinks there could be a Maha version of this where someone wants to put the leftovers in their own glass Tupperware to cut down on microplastics.
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So that was my thought. I don't think after reading this, I
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don't think that this girl is. She would have said that that's the purpose. It is that little purpose.
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Mildly embarrassing.
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I don't really think it's that embarrassing. Like, if someone pulls out their own Tupperware, like, you're a loser. But I wouldn't be mad at someone.
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At least down here, it. They don't really have the Styrofoam anymore, which I think contains the food the best. It is like those paper mache boxes.
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Yeah.
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And it's kind of like the cardboard
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box with the little coating on the inside.
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Yeah.
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But like, how long are you traveling
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Box that you're pulling out of your purse.
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Also quite strange to even think. I don't know. The whole thing is weird. They're both weird. But I think that the friend that is reacting in such a dramatic way is the asshole.
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Personally, I don't say a word. And I make fun of you behind your back and be like, can you believe that they brought a normal person and I'm still friends with you. I just think it was a little odd that you brought that. Probably make fun of you to your face even.
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Yes.
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Just a little bit.
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Yeah. I'd be like, what are you doing? Like, that's crazy. And then I would probably pull my phone out and like post it on TikTok or something. I'd be like, you're insane. But I wouldn't not be friends with someone.
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I wouldn't even be mad. I would just.
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That doesn't show that you have bad character. Like, maybe you're a little weird, you're a little quirky, but that's. That's no reason to stop being friends
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with someone or be mad. The being mad part feels a bit. Bit harsh.
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Yeah. Being mad is crazy.
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Maybe I can. I can understand embarrass, but don't be soft.
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And it's really not embarrassing enough to cut off a friendship or to even
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like, probably not even the weirdest thing. That waiter or waitress.
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Exactly. And she was like, everyone was staring. No one gives a rip. No one's looking at you. You know, she's like. She made it seem like the whole restaurant was staring and everyone was like, oh, like, look at these. Look at that freak with her own Tupperware. Like, that's not what was happening. No one is paying attention to you. That as much as you think the
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world has somehow acquired main character energy as of late.
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Yeah. It's so annoying.
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And we really, really got to dial it back.
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Yeah, we got to dial it back. No one's paying attention. No one cares. It's not that deep. We're all on a floating rock in space. Nothing matters. You could put your. It's weird, but, you know, go ahead and bring your own Tupperware. Whatever. I can't believe I'm on the other person's side. I can't believe I'm on the poster side.
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Normally, you have. You. You have the chance to do the funniest thing in trivia. Bring Tupperware for your wine. Pour it into a Tupperware container.
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That's illegal, though. I can't bring Tupperware for my wine and put it in my car and drive home.
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Didn't they change the law because of
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COVID I don't know. Did they?
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They were doing to go margaritas, and I'm not sure.
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They repealed it, but then you're driving with a open container.
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Not if you put the lid on. Yeah, I mean, we ordered Mexican food and got Mark to go margaritas in a cup.
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Someone in the chat says I do this. Interesting. We've got people bringing Tupperware to the restaurant.
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I have a ton of.
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You've got a what?
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Well, I thought they were talking about taking wine.
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Oh, why?
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No, no. Bringing Tupperware. I. Yeah, the more I. The more I am processing this situation. I am.
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I'm team Tupperware. I can't believe I'm saying it. I'm only team Tupperware because I'm not on the other person's side. Like, the other person is taking it way too.
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There's a 50 chance their Tupperware sucks. I'm going to put it in my own when I get home anyway. So May just cut out the middleman, I guess.
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I eat all my. I eat most of my food anyway. I did take leftovers, though, on. On Wednesday night, so I don't know. It's not that deep. I'm gonna answer your questions now. So I. I put on my Instagram story. Some Ask me anything. I haven't done this in a while, but. Okay, where is this? Let me see if there's any updated ones. Okay. Someone is asking me for my ab routine. I'm gonna. I'm gonna repost that video. Someone else said that they tried my ab workout that I did, that I posted, and they were sore for four days. So I will repost that to my story. Someone asked me, am I going to do a new Trump dance video for the 250th anniversary of America? I did go pretty viral doing the Trump Dance. This was during the campaign and the Trump campaign reposted it and it started like a huge. Like that dance party with the Beyonce trend. I did start. That was me.
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Really?
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Yes.
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That is impressive.
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I know.
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Good for you.
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I know. And Team Trump reposted me so I could, for the 250th anniversary, run it back. Maybe I will. Someone's asked, have you ever gone shooting and what's your opinion on the activity? I have gone shooting and my opinion is that I need to do it more often. We should go. Justin and Guy, they always ask. And I, I should go. I have to shoot more often. Someone asked me if Bryson has reached out yet. If Bryson has reached out, don't you think you would know? This would be breaking news in the scrolling with Haley world.
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I'm sure his girlfriend would reach out very shortly after.
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Yeah, I did mention this because some people, you know, follow me on Instagram. They don't watch the show. And I did mention on the show before that if he comes out and says these that he's a girlfriend, the. This is up. The. The show is over. We're not. We're not bothering Bryson DeChambeau anymore. We're not tagging him and my staff if he has a girlfriend. And he did do a podcast with Katie Miller said that he's like not dating or he's dating right now and his DMS are closed. And so everyone needs to leave Bryson alone. I'm leaving him alone. This is in the past. Good for him. We're happy for him. But we gotta stop bothering him on Instagram. The poor guy and his girlfriend, whoever they are. Someone asked me which way do I put the toilet paper on the thing, which is a hot button issue, I think, for some people. And my hot take is that I don't care because it's all going to the same place.
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Talking. The pillowcase with a bug on it. Flip doesn't care which way. Or toilet paper faces.
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It's just not that deep. This is another thing that the correct answer is over.
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But yeah.
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Yes, because there are patents from whenever toilet paper was invented that says that that's the correct way. But I don't really pay attention too often. But I don't know, people are like very heated about this. I just don't think it matters. Someone else said over and someone else said, I don't care either. Yeah, doesn't matter. That's. That's like a very type B opinion that I have. But anyway, someone asked me my favorite season. Summer, summer, summer, summer. Summer, Summer all the way. If it could be summer all year round, I'm happy. And that's why I'm happy with the Florida weather. This is the weather is my favorite part about living in Florida. People ask me all the time, do you miss the seasons? Because I grew up in New York and then I lived in Connecticut and then I lived in Tennessee. Do I miss the seasons? No, I don't like being cold. I never like the winter, and I like being warm. I like never having to check the weather. And, yeah, summer all the way. Someone said, best advice you can give to someone beginning their faith. And I love this question, but I was thinking about it and I just have to say how lucky I feel that I never had to begin my faith. Like, my parents put me in the faith. They made this decision for me. Like, I. I never had to decide if I was going to be a. A woman of faith. My parents brought me to church, I was baptized, I went to ccd. I got my. All my sacraments. I chose to go to Catholic high school, college, and continue it beyond. And I feel very lucky that I never. I choose my faith every day, but I didn't have to choose to enter into it, if that makes sense. And I just feel very lucky that I didn't have to make that choice. But you're never too late. That's my. That's my thing. People might feel, oh, I'm behind. Oh, there's so much to learn. I'm still learning so much about my own faith. And it's a lifelong journey. So you're never too late. Just start, just starting. Go to church. Find a church that you like. You might have to shop around, but as long as you find a faith community that you feel like you can commit to and you feel welcomed in and you do the research and do the readings and just always be learning. And the best thing you could do is start. So that's my advice. Someone asked my favorite interview I've ever done or favorite person you'd want to interview. And I've always said this. I would love to interview Dylan Mulvaney. And people always say, oh, my gosh, how could you that. Wouldn't that be so fascinating to get inside the brain of the person that completely, like, took down Bud Light? I think that would be so fascinating. So I maintain that Dylan Mulvaney, while I don't agree with his lifestyle choices, would be a fascinating interview. But my favorite interview, I mean, there are so many people that I love chatting with and getting to know, and there are so many people that I would love to interview as well that it's kind of just I can't pick, I can't choose. And I do love doing interviews. I should do them more often. I'm in the next few months. I think I'm going to prioritize some more interview shows because I love it. I love chatting with people. Someone asked me favorite sport to watch on tv. I don't really love watching sports on tv. I don't watch TV all that often. You all probably know that. But if I'm going to watch sports I'd rather watch in person. And if I'm going to watch in person, love going to hockey games. I think hockey games are fast paced, fun to watch. I prefer to watch hockey and someone asked me, this is sort of in line with my seasons question but someone asked me would you rather be at 95 degrees or 50 degrees? 95. Love it. Love the heat. Heat doesn't bother me at all. And people love 50 degree weather. I would say 50 degrees is too cold for me. If you said 75 or 95 I'd have a harder time deciding. I think I would have to go 75 but my perfect temperature is probably like 75 to 80. 95 is hot, but I don't mind it hot. I'd rather be hot than cold.
A
That's crazy.
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It's not. It's not crazy. Everyone in the chat says I'm crazy. They're saying 50, 50, 50. Anything you'd want the Trump administration to do this time around that they didn't do last time. Build the frickin wall. I don't know, finish the wall, deport more people. Someone said future plans or goals. And I'm working on some things in the near future that I'll loop you guys in on when I can that I'm very excited about. So I can't really, I don't know, I'm just teasing that I have things going on professionally that are very exciting and just grow the show. That's really my goal is just to grow this show and to grow this community. So I urge you again to share this show. Tell people, tell a friend
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like and comment.
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Like, comment, subscribe, share, Spotify, Apple, wherever
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you get your podcast, that helps us juice the algorithm.
B
Absolutely.
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More people get to see it.
B
Everything helps. So whether you follow on X Truth, Social, Tick tock, Instagram, whatever I forgot,
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make sure for the live show on
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Rumble Rumble.com Haley, you can follow me on social media at Haley Karania and I'll see you right back here on Monday. Hope everyone has a great weekend. Bye.
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Foreign.
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Bongino Show.
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It's our movement, okay? It's ours.
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We built it. Hard truths. There are a bunch of people out there pulling you into an information vortex, dumping the dead pig in the well, hoping you jump in. Don't jump in the well. It's a trap.
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Find a way out immediately.
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This is the nothing is happening trap. And it is an inverted sense of reality.
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If we don't correct it and your kids believe it.
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I'm sorry. This show's for nothing. The Dan Bongino Show.
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There's only one choice, man. Follow and listen on your favorite platform.
Host: Hayley Caronia
Date: June 26, 2026
In this energetic Friday episode, Hayley Caronia brings her sharp, conservative commentary to a whirlwind of topics—blending technological skepticism, wry culture-war observations, hilarious viral clips, and interactive audience segments. The show ranges from malfunctions in robotics and AI, to personal stories about neighbors, etiquette debates, and open Q&A with listeners. Hayley maintains her signature candid, humorous, and no-nonsense tone throughout.
Summary for New Listeners:
This episode of Scrolling with Hayley is a fast-paced, sassy tour through the latest weirdness in tech, culture, and social etiquette—with Hayley’s sharp wit and biting honesty leading the way. Whether you come for the robot fails, the spicy etiquette debates, or the conservative commentary, you’ll leave both informed and entertained.