The Insane Proposal That Will Ruin Elections FOREVER - Hayley Caronia (Ep.184)

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Ep.184: The Insane Proposal That Will Ruin Elections FOREVER

Host: Hayley Caronia
Date: November 25, 2025

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Overview

In this episode, Hayley Caronia delivers her unfiltered, sharply conservative take on current headlines and policies. Kicking off on the topic of Congressman Eric Swalwell’s proposal for voting via phone—a plan she deems a threat to election integrity—Hayley moves through a rapid-fire series of stories, from illegal immigration outrage to social media exposés, left-wing protests, Democrat missteps, and bizarre cultural anecdotes, always with her signature sarcasm and blunt analysis. Co-host Andy joins in for topical banter throughout, providing additional levity and commentary.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Eric Swalwell’s “Vote by Phone” Proposal

(Main segment: 04:50–07:10)

• Congressman Swalwell, now running for California Governor, advocates for voting by phone—“If we can do our taxes, do our banking online… you should be able to vote by phone. Make it safe, make it secure.” (Eric Swalwell, 05:26)
• Hayley lambasts the idea, drawing on personal anecdotes and highlighting perceived failures and loopholes in current absentee and mail-in ballot systems.
  • “People apply for absentee ballots and they never get them. That has happened to me personally…and in California, they’re getting ten ballots per household. Some states don’t even ask for ID!” (Hayley, 06:31)
• Quote:
  • “Is he watching Dancing With the Stars right now and just got inspired? Like, text for 2069 to vote for Kamala Harris. What could go wrong?” (Hayley, 07:08)
• Deep skepticism about the security and seriousness of governing, referencing the risks of fraud and impersonation.

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2. Illegal Immigration, Sanctuary Policies, & Outrage

(07:15–09:34)

• Hayley details the Boise, Idaho, case where an illegal immigrant (allowed by the Obama administration) is accused of killing an 8-year-old girl.
• She rails against Democratic “sanctuary” state policies and the inability of red states to avoid blue state consequences.
  • “Liberalism is a disease; it’s spreading. You cannot pick up your family and move away from bad Democrat policies.” (Hayley, 08:10)
• Quote:
  • “Whenever an American citizen dies at the hands of an illegal, thank a Democrat.” (Hayley, 09:28)

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3. Churches, Community Protests Against ICE

(09:45–12:23)

• Hayley mocks Dilworth United Methodist Church in Charlotte for hosting ICE deportation “protest training,” portraying it as a sign of cultural decay.
  • “These are a bunch of old white ladies…practicing getting detained. What happened to bingo?” (Hayley, 11:30)
• Disdain for activists filming, blowing whistles, and obstructing ICE operations.

[Notable Moment]

• Home Depot Protest Ridicule (12:24–16:00)
  • Protesters buying and returning ice scrapers to protest ICE raids at Home Depot.
  • “Who has the time to do this?…Maybe they could get inspired to get a job, you know, because I don’t know who has the time to do this.” (Hayley, 16:07)
  • Andy jokes about Home Depot’s return policy: "You could return something from Lowe's at Home Depot.” (Andy, 16:00)

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4. Escalation of Left-Wing Protest Tactics

(17:30–18:25)

• Referencing MSNBC’s report of student walkouts in Charlotte and ICE agents’ tires being slashed.
  • Hayley calls out the guest's qualifying disclaimer: “I’m not saying to go out and slash ICE’s tires, but, but isn’t it great…”
• Asserts that left-wing activism is growing more confrontational and violent, drawing historical parallels.

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5. School Board Cyberbullying & Judicial Inaction

(18:25–22:35)

• Hayley covers a group chat of New Jersey Democrat school board members titled “this bitch needs to die,” targeting a pro-MAGA mom.
  • “Adults put a group chat together to talk badly about someone else on the school board. Okay…” (Hayley, 19:03)
  • Court orders a protective order; no criminal charges pressed. Hayley claims double standards for Democrats.

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6. Update: Chicago Subway Attack & Soft-on-Crime Policies

(23:45–25:55)

• Updates case of Bethany McGee, a victim burned in a subway attack.
  • “He’s been arrested 72 times since he turned 18…on average, he’s been arrested more than twice a year…Why is someone like that on the streets? Democrats again. Thank a Democrat.” (Hayley, 25:40)

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7. Political Double-Talk: Nashville Congressional Candidate

(29:39–34:53)

• Afton Bain, running for Congress in Nashville, caught on a hot mic saying she hates the city and country music, then fails to clarify prior defund-the-police tweets.
  • “Tell us how you really feel.” (Hayley, 30:08)
  • “I’m not here to dispel cable news talking points…” (Bain, 31:53)
• Hayley predicts Democratic support for Bain despite unpopular opinions; Andy adds local context and skepticism about her electability.

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8. Fraud Schemes: COVID PPP & MAGA “Jussie Smollett”

(34:53–43:34)

• Former TV anchor Stephanie Hockridge sentenced to 10 years for $63 million COVID PPP loan fraud.
• Natalie Green—ex-staffer for Rep. Jeff Van Drew—stages a violent hoax against herself, writes “Trump whore” on her body, and gets caught through incriminating Google searches (“zip ties near me”). Hayley and Andy ridicule the planning and psychology behind the hoax.
  • “Could you imagine calling up your friend and saying, hey, I have an idea—can you zip tie me, rip my shirt off, and write Trump whore on my stomach?” (Hayley, 41:01)
  • “Not only is she crazy, she’s a total idiot.” (Hayley, 42:58)

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9. X (Twitter) Account Location Exposés

(43:34–47:17)

• New X feature reveals foreign locations for major “patriotic” meme accounts (Turkey, Japan, South Asia).
  • “This is like the X version of ‘don’t meet your heroes.’ Don’t look up where they’re from. Don’t trust anything you see on the Internet.” (Hayley, 47:01)
• Discussion about bots, VPN usage, and foreign influence on U.S. discourse.

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10. Bizarre International Politics: Adolf Hitler Reelection in Namibia

(47:17–51:17)

• Daily Mail headline: “Adolf Hitler runs for reelection.” Hayley and Andy discuss the history/absurdity of the name and the candidate’s rationalization.
  • “Change your freaking name… Just a letter makes a huge difference. Just go by Dolph.” (Andy, 51:02)

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11. PETA and ThanksVegan Protests

(52:12–54:11)

• Ridicules PETA protest featuring a man dressed as a raw turkey breast, advocating a vegan Thanksgiving.
  • “These protests, they make me want to do the opposite of whatever they’re advocating for.” (Hayley, 53:10)
  • Cites chat audience reactions all strongly pro-meat.

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12. Scrolling Time: Disability Representation on Wrapping Paper

(54:50–57:20)

• Hayley comments on a viral video seeking disability-inclusive wrapping paper at Target.
  • “Wrapping paper doesn’t actually have to say anything…If you’re giving a gift to someone who is blind or deaf, what difference does it make?” (Hayley, 55:26)
  • Jokes about what it would mean to receive wrapping paper with wheelchairs: “That’s a threat. No offense to the disabled community, but…” (Hayley, 57:14)

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13. Comedy Bit: Deep South Tesla Robots

(57:44–59:44)

• Reviews a viral AI comedy sketch likening new robot helpers to the culture of the Old South, riffing on language and potential privacy concerns with home robots.
  • “You’re buying—you’re paying to be spied on.” (Hayley, 59:14)
  • Andy: “Amazon does this already, right? They’re just making it a biped right now.” (Andy, 59:49)

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14. Final Weirdness: AI Kamala Harris Visits Your Doorbell

(59:53–60:26)

• Shares a humorous AI-generated video of Kamala Harris floating away post-ring-doorbell visit.
  • “I like that she flew away. Totally real.” (Hayley, 60:34)
  • Banter about “Wicked” and the oddities of modern political memes.

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Notable Quotes

• “Is he watching Dancing With the Stars right now and just got inspired? Like, text for 2069 to vote for Kamala Harris. What could go wrong?”
  — Hayley (07:08)
• “Liberalism is a disease; it’s spreading. You cannot pick up your family and move away from bad Democrat policies.”
  — Hayley (08:10)
• “These are a bunch of old white ladies…practicing getting detained. What happened to bingo?”
  — Hayley (11:30)
• “Who has the time to do this?…Maybe they could get inspired to get a job.”
  — Hayley (16:07)
• “Not only is she crazy, she’s a total idiot.”
  — Hayley (42:58)
• “Don’t trust anything you see on the Internet.”
  — Hayley (47:01)
• “Change your freaking name…Just go by Dolph.”
  — Andy (51:02)

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Timestamps for Major Segments

| Timestamp | Topic | |-------------|------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 04:50–07:10 | Eric Swalwell’s vote-by-phone proposal and Hayley’s rebuttal | | 07:15–09:34 | Idaho illegal immigrant crime and immigration outrage | | 09:45–12:23 | ICE protest “training” at Methodist church in Charlotte | | 12:24–16:00 | Home Depot ice scraper protest | | 17:30–18:25 | Left-wing protest escalation (ICE raid tire-slashing) | | 29:39–34:53 | Nashville candidate Afton Bain’s media flubs and policy flip-flops | | 34:53–43:34 | COVID fraud sentencing, MAGA “Jussie Smollett” hoax details | | 43:34–47:17 | X accounts and foreign meme lords exposed | | 47:17–51:17 | Bizarre: Adolf Hitler runs for re-election in Namibia | | 52:12–54:11 | PETA’s “ThanksVegan” turkey protest | | 54:50–57:20 | Disability representation in wrapping paper: viral video discussion | | 57:44–59:44 | Deep South Tesla Robot parody skit and privacy riff | | 59:53–60:26 | AI Kamala Harris “visits” via Ring doorbell |

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Tone & Style

• Hayley’s style: irreverent, sarcastic, deliberately provocative, heavily anecdotal.
• Andy’s role: supportive, occasionally riffing with dry humor, providing extra context.

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For Listeners Who Missed the Episode:

This episode delivers Hayley’s trademark blend of pop culture, politics, and biting commentary. From election integrity fears around digital voting to real-world stories of crime and left-wing activism, Hayley spares no one, offering a consistent critique of progressive policies while poking fun at political absurdities and viral moments.

If you want a recap that keeps the edgy flavor and comedic shots of the “Nightly Scroll,” this summary covers all the bases—pause at the timestamps for highlights or skip directly to the next moment sure to spark debate.

Transcript

[Haley Karania]

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[Andy]

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[Haley Karania]

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[Andy]

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[Haley Karania]

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[Andy]

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[Haley Karania]

So this was all planned. What are you gonna do?

[Andy]

I will do whatever it takes to get my son back. I honestly didn't see this coming. These nice people killing each other.

[Haley Karania]

All her fault. A new series. Streaming now a only on Peacock. Wow. We started right on time. 6:00pm Eastern Time on a Monday. I think we were maybe like a millisecond or two early because Andy said that he has coffee jitters and that's why he was early. But I'm glad we started early on a Monday. That means we're setting the tone for the rest of the week. I love it. Speaking of the rest of the week or earlier today and the rest of the week. Thank you for watching me host Vince earlier today. I always have a a blast doing that. So I know if you're watching me twice today, thank you for being here twice. I appreciate you and all my homies in the chat. Of course. Tomorrow I will have a normal show. Vince is going to be hosted by Sean Farish. Awesome. Love him. So stay tuned for that. My show is going to be normal tomorrow. I'm going to have a show on Wednesday. I have an interview with a mental health professional. We're going to go deep dive into this trans lunacy, this transgenderism, what makes them so violent and even the link between serial killers and transgender ideology. So that's the tease. Stay tuned for that. Thank you for watching. Right now you might be watching on X or on Facebook and if you are, come on over to rumble rumble.com Haley I didn't even introduce myself. I'm Haley Karenia, host of Nightly Scroll. You know, we just jumped the gun on a Monday. It's fine. Anyway, what do we have on deck tonight? Well, Congressman Eric Swalwell, he wants to implement voting by phone. What could go wrong? Also, a Methodist church in Charlotte, North Carolina is teaching its congregation how to impede on an ICE investigation and unfortunately we do have the video of that. So we will play that for you. Also X accounts locations are being exposed and your favorite pro America maga loving patriot meme lord just might be a Nigerian. So we're also going to get into that. We've got an update on the Nashville hating congressional hopeful who wants to represent Nashville in Congress. It's actually getting worse. She's doubling down on comments that she made about the defund the police movement or really skirting around them. Yeah, it's not looking good for her, but I'm sure she'll do fine because she's a Democrat. Also in scrolling time a woman who advocates for people with disabilities is wondering why they aren't represented on wrapping paper. So just stay tuned for my take on that. We're going to have some fun with it. Put those phones on. Do not disturb nightly scroll starts now. Someone in the chat said, I'll drive eight hours to jump off the Golden Gate Bridge if Chinese spy lover becomes California governor. So that's the perfect segue into the first topic in tonight's show. Eric Swalwell, Congressman in California. Well, he's running to be the governor and I didn't think he could get worse than Gavin Newsom, but apparently he it can. I also didn't think we could get a worse candidate than Katie Porter. And I guess we can. I mean, Katie Porter's a bad candidate. She's got an evil digital footprint. She's just super mean to everyone who works for her. And you know, we've covered this on the show before, but she's been asked about these videos of her just absolutely ripping people to shreds. People who work for her, people who are working to get her elected by the way she treats them like shit. Imagine how she would treat people who didn't vote for her. Um, but you know, people have asked her before, are there going to be more videos that come out about you like this? And she, she couldn't say no. So I think she's just an all around. She's just a bitch, honestly, like she is just. That's just who she is anyway. Eric Swalwell. I didn't see this coming. I'm not going to lie. I did not see Eric Swalwell running for governor of California. And maybe I should have, but I totally forgot that he ran for president in 2020. I've just been so consumed by the, you know, the Chinese spy lover allegations. I totally forgot that he had, you know, bigger aspirations to become president of the United States one day. And if I had remembered then maybe a run for governor would make sense. But this is clearly what he's trying to do. You know, he dropped out of 2020 so early. Okay, maybe he's not ready for the presidency he yet. Or running for president again yet. So maybe he'll just, he'll take a step down and see if he can win over all of California to Be the next governor. These people are just power climbers. They're not even like social climbers. They're power climbers. They claim to be public servants, then they climb the ladder. They step on whoever they need to step on to get more power, more money. And if Eric Swalwell still has aspirations of being the President of the United States, this will be a good stepping stone for him. So anyway, he's been doing the rounds on the media and he's been talking about some policies and he wants to implement. Vote by mail. Listen to this.

[Andy]

I want us to be able to vote by phone. I think every California phone. Yeah. If we can do our taxes, do our, you know, our. Make our health care appointments, you know, make essentially your. Do your banking online, you should be able to vote by phone, make it safe, make it secure. But it's actually already happening all over the United States. I want us to be a blue state that doesn't do just a little bit better than, like, Georgia or Alabama when it comes to, like, voting access. I want us to max out democracy also. As it relates to democracy, if you wait in line for 30 minutes or more, if you do want to vote in person, I think you should find every county for every minute that a person has to wait longer, we have to be better, not just a little bit better than the other states, the dmv. I don't think Californians should have to go in person to the DMV anymore. I think we can do that virtually. I think you can have the DMV employees do it virtually, but that's a lot of real estate. Is that the most popular position? Digitize the dmv. Digitize the dmv. We can modernize the state. And I look forward to bringing these ideas to Californians.

[Haley Karania]

Sounds good, Eric. Sounds really good. So vote by phone. You know, we already have issues with the systems we have in place right now. People apply for absentee ballots and they never get them. That has happened to me personally when I was in college. Tried to vote, couldn't. So I know that this happens for a fact. Also, people in states like California are getting tax 10 ballots sent to their house, and they're in their name. They're in the name of the people who live before them and the people who lived in the house or the apartment before them, and then the people who lived in the house in the apartment before them. You could just vote 10 times for one household if you want. Some states don't require photo ID to go vote. There's just no fact Checking whatsoever. You could just go up and say you're whomever and you go vote under someone else's name. That happened to me. Well, it didn't happen to me, but I know this for a fact. In New York, you just register to vote and you just show up and you say, hey, my name is whatever. And they say, okay. And they just check it off. You don't have to show your ID or anything. It's crazy. It's totally crazy. Then I moved to Tennessee and they said, can we see your id? I said, as a matter of fact, you can. I would love for you to check my id. It makes me feel good. And I haven't voted in Florida yet, but we will. I'm sure it's great. It's a red state. I'm sure it's great. But yeah, I mean, I've experienced this stuff. I had a friend who said that she checked the voter rolls and someone had already voted using her name. This. This stuff happens. So now Eric Swalwell is advocating to vote by phone. Is he watching Dancing with the Stars right now? And he just got inspired. Like, text for 2069 to vote for Kamala Harris. Vote. Vote 304 to vote for Kamala Harris. What could go wrong? Seriously? Anyway, this next story is an unfortunate example of these Democrat state policies, Democrat city policies, sanctuary states and city policies and how they turn every state into a border state and a sanctuary state. And we have Obama to thank for this one. Do you Remember in like 2016? And thanks Obama was a meme and anytime anything bad happened, people were like, thanks Obama. That's how I feel. Thanks Obama. But seriously, thanks Obama for this illegal alien who was arrested after killing an 8 year old girl in a traffic crash in Boise, Idaho. So this guy was released into the country by former president Barack Obama and or his administration. Not him personally, but you know what I mean. And this guy was driving a pickup truck. He got a driver's license in the state of Oregon. So this is what I mean by you can't move your way out of this. You can't move to a red state and think, I don't have to deal with this stuff. It's just not the reality, unfortunately. You cannot pick up your family and move away from bad Democrat policies. It's not possible anymore. You can try to do what's best for your family, but Democrats are there. It's an. It's like an invasive disease. Liberalism is a disease. It's spreading. So this happened in Boise, Idaho, and this illegal alien was Granted a driver's license in the state of Oregon. And of course they don't stay in these sanctuary states or cities. They drive all over and wreak havoc all over the country. So this illegal alien, he already had an outstanding ICE warrant, but he's driving around, he's driving into traffic. An eight year old was trying to cross the road and he struck the eight year old and killed her. And this is heart wrenching because it is entirely preventable. If immigration law was enforced and action was taken swiftly, this would not have happened. No one should die at the hands of an illegal immigrant, especially not an eight year old girl. All she was trying to do was cross the street. Imagine if he hadn't been able to cross the border in the first place. Imagine if he hadn't been released back into the interior of the country by the Obama administration. Imagine if ICE had caught him in time. Imagine if he had never been given a driver's license in Oregon. There are so many opportunities to prevent this. All bypassed by Democrat policies. Whenever an American citizen dies at the hands of an illegal, thank a Democrat. All the while, Democrat voters and protesters want this stuff to continue. They like the fact that these Democrat cities and states are welcoming illegal aliens with open arms. And they are against ice. They are against ice. And a Charlotte, North Carolina church, the Dilworth United Methodist Church to be exact, hosted a training session last week. And hundreds of people gathered to learn what to do in the event of an ICE deportation. Or look at this has already started. As we said, people have been doing the same thing. This was an event at a church there on Monday night. People acted out immigration detainments and the rest of the room practiced filming them and making noise to call attention to. You're practicing getting detained. These are a bunch of old white ladies. They are pretending to be detained. So some of these people are pretending to be ICE agents, some of these people are pretending to be illegal immigrants and. And other people are just pretending to be bystanders filming. This is what they're doing on a Monday night. What happened to bingo? What happened to playing bridge? What happened to playing cards with your friends? We used to be a society. What happened? What happened to old people? I don't know what happened. This used to be like a nice generation. I don't know. Now they're all at protests. And then if they're not at a protest, they're at a church learning how to be a protester. Now they're being taught to blow whistles, make noise, film and tell ICE to stop what they're doing. They think that they're doing something. They think that they're getting involved. They think that they're a part of something bigger. They think that they're helping by learning how to be a bystander and filming like this. It's peak 20, 25. Just total lunacy. Even more useless if you can't believe it. Protesters are lining up at Home Depot to buy ice scrapers and then get back in line and return them. And this is supposed to protest Home Depot? Because deportations are happening at Home Depot. And these liberal protesters believe that Home Depot is complicit in helping ICE Watch this. So here are a bunch of losers standing in line. They've got their signs. I don't know what is on their shirts. They have like some kind of Home Depot logo. They've got their ice scrapers in hand and signs. Whole bunch of people, people, no ice, no ice, no to ICE on their. On their signs. I don't know what's on their shirts. But anyway, a bunch of people wasting time, essentially. Who has the time to do this? I'm not sure if you could zoom in on one of their shirts and see what it says.

[Andy]

Nice graver.

[Haley Karania]

An ice scraper. Let's see if we could stop on this guy's back and see what it says. I'd be interested. Oh, I said. Of Home Depot. Protect our community. Okay, That'll show them. I mean, these people, they're stupid, they look stupid, they're wasting their own time. They're not even. They're not even wasting the Home Depot's employees time because they're getting paid to ring up ice scrapers and then they're getting paid to return them. What they're doing is, you know, deterring people who actually have jobs and actually have to go to work. People who actually have to buy things from Home Depot and then go to, like, a construction site or something. Yeah, they're pissing those people off because they're making the line super long. But, you know, the line is long. But anyone who needs to go to Home Depot for something can stand in line, they wait in line, and then they're done. So really, the people that just keep getting back in line, they're the ones wasting their time. So stupid. And obviously what the protesters are doing, it's annoying, but it's not going to be that detrimental to Home Depot's business. What Home Depot could do in this situation is make everything in the store final sale, because then they wouldn't be able to get back in Line and return the ice scraper. They would have to buy the ice scraper.

[Andy]

But Home Depot's return policy is so fantastic.

[Haley Karania]

Is it?

[Andy]

I mean, you could return something from Lowe's at Home Depot.

[Haley Karania]

I didn't know that.

[Andy]

They take everything.

[Haley Karania]

Do they?

[Andy]

Oh, yeah.

[Haley Karania]

Well, good for them. This is why they. It's a good business. But anyway, better yet, these protesters that are in line at Home Depot, maybe they could get inspired to get a job, you know, because I don't know who has the time to do this. I don't know if this was over the weekend or. Or what. But either way, get a hobby. Get a job or get a hobby. Imagine taking part in this nonsense and thinking that you're making a difference. You think that ICE officers see this and they think, oh, you know what? We'll skip over Home Depot. We won't deport these people. Oh, we just want. Oh, you're right. Oh, look, all the protesters are buying ice scrapers. Let's stop. Let's stop. I just got a $50,000 signing bonus from DHS Secretary Kristi Noem. But, yeah, no, these protesters are really doing something. Let's stop. Top 50,000, 20,000, something like that. Yeah. I don't think. I don't think these ICE officers give a shit. Just wasting time, you know? Not all protesters, though, are dumb and ineffective. Some protests are fiery and dangerous, as we've seen, and as we know, ICE and attacks on ICE agents are up over a thousand percent from this time last year. And now here's what a pundit on Ms. Now, formerly msnbc, says. He says that violent protests, although he doesn't advocate for them, are effective. Watch this.

[Andy]

My MVP of the week is all of the students who walked out in Charlotte this week in protest of ICE race.

[Haley Karania]

Remind us, because we had.

[Andy]

We didn't talk about it. So Charlotte's web is basically ice. Department of Homeland Security's plan to arrest thousands of supposedly undocumented people in Charlotte. It has terrorized the city. It has shut down traffic. You have schools where 30, 40% of the kids are not showing up in. And these young people on their own, without politicians, without mom, without Mom. And dad said, we're standing against this. We want our country to be better. And thousands of them walked out of their schools in protest to say, we don't want ICE here. In addition to the fact. And I won't say that I'm suggesting this behavior, but ICE agents have found that their tires are slashed. They have been found that they have been chased. Stop it. Yes, they have been chased out of buildings, chased out of restaurants, but that's dangerous behavior. It is dangerous behavior, but it is a demonstration that the American public, when they're not being listened to, these are the options that they'll take. I hope this administration listens and pulls back these ICE raids, and I hope.

[Haley Karania]

Nothing violent happens, happens to any of these students. Stephanie Rule learned her lesson from Jimmy Kimmel to not advocate for violence, not say anything wrong. Don't, don't, don't say any fake news. Like, she was like, I'm going to do my job and call this out in the moment and say, but we, we don't advocate for violence. And so good on her for doing that at the very least. But isn't that funny? The left, they're just, you know, the left and violence, they go together like PB and J. It's so funny when they say it's a, it's always like this disclaimer. You know, I'm not saying to go out and slash ISIS tires, but, but isn't it great that they were. You know, I'm not, I'm not advocating for this, but maybe it'll send a message to the Trump administration and maybe this will, maybe they'll do what we want if we get violent. That's essentially what he was just saying. And here's an example of some more violence happening on the left. There is a pro MAGA mom, and she is a member of a school board in Marlboro, New Jersey. And this is another violent texting scandal. You know, we've seen this among Democrats. It was the Attorney General in Virginia, Jay Jones, that whole election, and he was texting people about wanting to kill the speaker of the House, the Republican speaker of the House there in Virginia, he wanted to wish death on his fascist children. So Democrats elected that guy into office. By the way, they went to the polls knowing about the texting scandal and they thought they, that's our guy. So this will come as no surprise to you that Democrats on the school board in New Jersey, they are attacking this MAGA mom. They made a group chat called this bitch needs to die. These are adults, by the way. Adults put a group chat together to talk badly about someone else on the school board. Okay, so Chad Hyatt and Scott Samaya, Nirav Khadakia, Lenny Thor and, and some guy named Gandhi. They are all in this group chat. Literally his last name is Gandhi and he's. He, he started a this bitch should die group chat. It's a little ironic I'll admit. So the group chat goes viral and some of the messages that they were sending, one of them is sexual in nature, which I'm not going. It's just gross. But they're talking about her stupid CNX Tuesday. I swear she can't die soon enough. That was from Mitesh Gandhi and his wife Aditi. Gandhi is also on the school board. And they also said I'm going to slaughter her now. Already working on a few things. The mission is just to let her die by herself. Lol. We pivot to making her life miserable in other ways. These are just some of the text messages. Not very kind. And this is going to the Monmouth County Supreme Court because Danielle Belomo, the MAGA mom, she wanted to extend a protective order against Gandhi because, well, she didn't feel safe. And I don't blame her. After reading these text messages about him wanting to kill her and who hope that she dies and all that. She probably doesn't feel safe. She's got children. I would do the same thing. Extend a protective order against this man and this guy. Gandhi wanted this case to be dismissed. I can't imagine why. And the judge denied that. So they will be extending a protective order against him until January. He's required to stay away from Danielle Belomo and. And he cannot contact her anymore. I. Maybe the text messages will stop. Maybe he'll learn the lesson. But unfortunately, police and prosecutors in New Jersey said that they would not press charges in the case. What is this? Like? This is just blue state behavior, right? Making death threats against someone do nothing. Par for the course for Democrats. Like I said, Virginia Democrats elected Jay Jones for Attorney General after he wished death on the Republican speakers children and called them fascist. They're violent people. 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So in 32 years, because he's, he's 50 years old. 50 years old now, on average, he's been arrested more than twice a year. Why is someone like that on the streets? Democrats again. Thank a Democrat. That should be the title of this episode today. Thank a Democrat. Is shit going wrong? Thank a Democrat. Speaking of Democrats, we have an update on our friend in Nashville, Afton Bain. She is running for Congress to represent Nashvillians and she was caught on a hot mic. We also covered this last week saying that she hates Nashville. She hates all of the new Nashville things. The, the things that make Nashville a tourist trap, a tourist destination, the bachelorettes, the pedal taverns, all the drinks, the expensive drinks, all this stuff, right? And she said she hated country music too. Just saying that. That's, that's the worst of them all. You're going to run for Congress in Nashville and say you hate country music. And Andy and I had a conversation about this last week where he said, listen, there are a bunch of music producers, obviously country music artists, aspiring artists, writers that live in Nashville. They're going to be represented by this woman potentially. And she's saying, like, I hate your industry. I hate what you do. So she's been on this media tour, and she's stepping in it even further. She basically, I don't know if this is like a Freudian slip or what, but she said that she doesn't love her city. Listen to this.

[Andy]

Trump has called you the AOC of Tennessee, and Republicans have resurfaced old comments. You made, comments that you made about not liking country music. What's your response to these Republican attacks?

[Haley Karania]

Yeah, as a Nashvillian, I think we all get a little annoyed with the tourists that come to town. But that doesn't mean I love my city. In fact, instead of sitting on the sideline and talking about it, I decided to run for office. Office. And that's why I'm the state representative that represents downtown Nashville. It doesn't mean I love my city. Tell us how you really feel. Tell us how you really feel. So now after those comments, of course, and now after doubling down, knowingly or unknowingly, she's under the magnifying glass. So she's being asked to be on these interviews, and now she's being confronted about deleted tweets from 2020 in the summer of Love where she was calling to defund the police and she did not want to answer these questions. Watch this. In 2020, you made some tweets that have since been deleted that were very critical of police. You said in those since deleted tweets that the metropolitan Nashville Police Department should be dissolved. Another cheered on a teachers union saying that defund the police should be a requirement for schools reopening. And another saying, good morning, especially to the 54% of Americans that believe burning down a police station is justified. 2020, it was obviously a very fraught year. Do you still stand by those comments? And if not, is there anything you want to clarify? I'm not going to engage in cable news talking points, but what I will say is that, you know, our communities need solutions. We need local people deciding solving local problems with local solutions. And that's not the overreach of a federal government or state government, of. Of what we are dealing with and in Nashville and our cities across the state of Tennessee. So you don't want to clarify whether you still believe that the police should be defunded? Once again, I don't remember these tweets, but what I'm Saying is they never remember. I'm not asking if you remember. What is your position today? How's that on this issue? I mean, once again, I'm here to talk about my race, which is in literally nine days. Cable news talking points. She says, I'm not here to dispel cable news talking points. This woman is asking you to clarify your policy positions and you are running for office. Then she says, well, I'm here to talk about my race. Okay. And what would be more relevant than clarifying your policy positions ahead of the race? That's what people are going to vote for you based on those policy positions. So if there's any confusion, you would want to take this opportunity to clarify. But of course, she wants those tweets that are now deleted to go away. Interesting. It gets worse. Here she is saying that even her parents think that Tennessee is a godforsaken state. Listen to this. Yeah, I love it. So I have a unconventional background. I'm a social worker, but on the public policy side. And I was actually working in Europe when Trump was elected and unlike a lot of my colleagues, decided to move back to East Tennessee, where I grew up. After Trump was elected. Yeah, after Trump was elected. Right, right.

[Andy]

Not, not. Not quite the.

[Haley Karania]

The common route. And I remember taking my parents out to eat and telling them, I want to get into Tennessee politics. And my mom started sobbing at the table. And she said, you're never supposed to move back to God forsaken East Tennessee. Andy, would you like to comment?

[Andy]

I would like to say that this lady is not going to have a chance. But, you know, I guess we're never going to say never, but there are a lot of people that have a lot of pride from being from East Tennessee. A lot of people have a lot of pride from being from Nashville. And so she doesn't appear to be one of them. So I guess that means she doesn't represent most people up there, which they think about.

[Haley Karania]

You would think. You would think. But, you know, she's totally insufferable and Democrats probably love her. So any Democrats that are in the East Tennessee area, which I don't think there are many, but she's running to represent Nashville, apparently. Maybe she's from the East Tennessee area, but she's running in Nashville. So Nashville's pretty blue, so I think she might have a good shot.

[Andy]

Well, she keeps talking about the annoyance of things like country music and Nashville culture. She's gonna make. That's not talking well about people that have a lot of influence.

[Haley Karania]

Yeah.

[Andy]

In the districts downtown that she's running in. So we'll see.

[Haley Karania]

Yeah, that's true. She's gonna get Taylor Swift to endorse her, probably.

[Andy]

Taylor's in LA now. She's gone.

[Haley Karania]

And then we need the, we need the Aldeans to come in for backup and expose her ass. All right, we, we have another Covid fraud scheme. I told you about the woman in Congress. Then there was a House of Delegates in Virginia. He got nabbed. The FBI, doj, they're all over these Covid fraud schemes. And here's another one. Stephanie Hockridge. She is a former TV host, ex news anchor, and she's been sentenced in a massive Covid fraud scheme. And she will be going to jail with Glenn Maxwell. Lucky her. It's probably a cushy prison. She's probably going to do just fine. But anyway, she co founded Blue Acorn in April of 2020. And this is supposed to assist small businesses and individuals to get PPP loans during COVID and to get larger loans. She, Hawkridge and her co conspirators, they fabricated documents, they fabricated payroll records, they fabricated tax documentations, they fabricated bank statements. Not good. It's not good. They even charge their borrowers kickbacks based on a percentage of the funds received. And she was found guilty earlier this summer on one count of conspiracy to commit wire fraud. And she has now been sentenced to 10 years in prison. She will go on December 30th. And not only that, it's not just 10 years in prison. She is going to have to pay back the $63 million that she processed in bogus PPP loans. She's going to have to pay all that back. $63 million in restitution. That's we, that's what we call play stupid games, win stupid prizes. Also fafo. It's a double whammy. Just, just horrible. Here's another crazy like fraud scheme. Did you hear about this? This is, this is the maga, Jussie Smollett. I think a few months ago we covered this on the show. There was a Florida teenager who shot himself in the leg and said that like three Hispanic men did it. I don't know if this girl was inspired by him or what, but Natalie green is a 26 year old woman. She used to work for New Jersey Representative Jeff Van Drew. And if you know him, he was a Democrat that came over to the Republican side. So she worked for him in his office. She was an intern. And then she worked for him, but not anymore. And she has been charged with One count of conspiracy to convey false statements and hoaxes and one count of making false statements to federal law enforcement. Here's why. She and a friend, her co conspirator, they contacted 911 earlier this summer, and prosecutors say that the co conspirator, not Natalie, but her friend that fabricated this hoax with her, called 911 and said that she and Natalie Green were attacked by three men while walking on a nature trail. This is in Atlanta county in New Jersey. So According to the U.S. attorney's office, the caller said that these attackers, they knew Natalie Green and they knew that she worked for Jeff Van Drew's office. There is just no way. I mean, you don't really know the people who work in congressmen's offices. Like, they're not really that forward facing, so there's just no way. But anyway, Police arrive on the scene, and this woman is. She's bound by zip ties. Her hands and feet are tied. Her shirt was over her head, and she had writing all over her body. Like someone took a. A Sharpie and wrote Trump whore on it, among other things. Could you imagine calling up your friend and saying, hey, I have an idea. Can you zip tie me, rip my shirt off and write Trump whore on my, on my stomach, please? And then imagine the friend saying, yeah, just two. Two retards. I can't. It's like, these people are so unwell. Anyway, she. This woman, not only did she have Trump and other things like racist written on her, on her, in, in handwriting, in Sharpie, but she also had cuts on her, like, actual cuts on her. And investigators think that this woman worked with a scarification artist to create cuts on her to make it look like she had been attacked with a knife. And this woman, if you look up the photos of her, it looks like she was just hacked up, like, slashed like this, like all over her body. What? For what? For what? And the criminal complaint alleges that the cuts were actually made with a scalpel. Like she was actually cut up. It wasn't like makeup to look like she was cut or something. Like she was actually cut. For what? I don't get it. For attention. This is so crazy. People who waste police officers time, like, I. I hate them. Anyway, they searched this woman's phone and they found that they were googling zip ties near me two days before the attack. Zip ties near me, which is also stupid.

[Andy]

Maybe they got them at Home Depot.

[Haley Karania]

Maybe they were stuck in line behind the.

[Andy]

Maybe those were two people that were in line at Home Depot with the ice Scrapers.

[Haley Karania]

Anyway, unfortunately, Jeff Van Drew's office had to deal with this. Right. They're being asked questions like, hey, this girl who used to work for you is a psychopath. So they put out this statement. This spokesperson said, we are deeply saddened by today's news. And while Natalie is no longer associated with the congressman's government office, our thoughts and prayers are with her. We hope she's getting the care she needs, which is so perfect. Like, thoughts and prayers to this crazy bitch. Anyway, she was released on a $200,000 bond. I don't know why people do this. Like, first of all, do you think. Do you know? Well, the answer to that is no. No. No thinking detected. But do you think that people are going to believe you? Do you think that cops are stupid and they're not going to do their due diligence and debunk it? Do you think that they're not going to check your phone and your Google searches? Do you think they don't think they don't.

[Andy]

The woman looked up zip ties near me like it's a Chinese restaurant.

[Haley Karania]

Yeah. Go to Home Depot. Go to Staples.

[Andy]

I can't even fathom get someone out of that thought that went through her head. Like, it's so below functioning human level. It's inexplicable.

[Haley Karania]

I would be so embarrassed. Like, I think that the statement that Jeff Andrew's office put out is just so funny because it's like, we hope that she's getting the help that she needs. Like, clearly, she's. She's. She needs help.

[Andy]

Should have attached a picture of a straight jacket.

[Haley Karania]

I feel for them, but I would be so embarrassed that this woman worked for me at all. I would literally.

[Andy]

I could offhand name five stores, five different types of stores that sell zip ties.

[Haley Karania]

What an idiot. Not only is she crazy, she's a total idiot. I still can't get over, like, she called up her friend, hey, I have an idea. And her friend is just as stupid. If you. If you have a good friend, your good friend says, hey, this is a bad idea. Don't.

[Andy]

Yeah, girl, for sure. Where do we get zip ties?

[Haley Karania]

Yeah, let's Google it, girl. Let's Google it. And another thing that I don't understand is Jussie Smollett was the blueprint, and it was a bad blueprint to follow. And more people just keep doing it.

[Andy]

This is like when you. When they go through the phone of some, like, crazed serial killer or something, and they look up, you know, prior attempts.

[Haley Karania]

Yeah. Like, where to buy yours.

[Andy]

The recent tragedies or like looking for, you know, crooks. How he did it. This is like, also in her search history is Jussie Smollett how he did it or something.

[Haley Karania]

Jussie Smollett how to.

[Andy]

Yeah, she's gonna get the last laug because she'll sell these this rights to Netflix and there'll be a documentary.

[Haley Karania]

Oh, there. Netflix started the documentary a month before this even happened. And there's an I. I wrote the book. The book on this is. Is written by AI and they did it in an hour. Some. Someone's making money off of this already. Oh, my gosh. So stupid. I'm embarrassed. I hope she's not a Republican. I'm so embarrassed. We do not claim her. She's crazy. Speaking of crazy, X accounts locations are being exposed in a new feature on X. And now people can figure out where their favorite meme accounts and other X accounts are actually located. And people are posing as, you know, 1776 General and Maga Babe 1, 2, 3, and whatever. And it turns out that they're all not in the United States. So 1776 General underscore has 140,000 followers, and it is based in Turkey, even though they say that they are a constitutionalist, a patriot, and ethnically American.

[Andy]

But they're based in, to the great surprise of boomers everywhere.

[Haley Karania]

Right, so based in Turkey. Then whoever was running that account said, no, no, no, I was on a business trip in Turkey. I'm on a contract, you know, nothing to see here. Similarly, you know the account Defiant Else, and they post like, it's very funny. It's always like they go back on people's tweets and find them contradicting themselves. Cat Turd exposed him and said, like, this guy is based in Japan. And Defiant Else wrote back saying, I was vacationing in Japan. That's where I picked up the location. I'm working on getting this fixed. Another one, American Voice underscore, had over 200,000 followers, and it was being run from South Asia. And after that was exposed, the owners deleted the account. So ex representatives have said that this new feature could have issues if you're using a VPN to mask the user's true location. So some people might, you know, be using a VPN and they're. It says that they're based here, but that's actually the vpn. I don't know. I like this feature because I'm based in the good old US Of A. Sort of.

[Andy]

And what are the odds you didn't start Your account on a work trip to Japan.

[Haley Karania]

Correct.

[Andy]

You know, you're. You're one of the lucky ones.

[Haley Karania]

You're so lucky that I wasn't on a work trip in Japan. Yeah, no, I live here. I love it here and I love that this is being exposed. I think the. I mean, maybe you're on a work trip or maybe you have your VPN set to Japan for whatever reason. Or Turkey for whatever reason. I highly doubt it.

[Andy]

But on the location thing on X though, it also, it says where you downloaded the app and also where you are currently.

[Haley Karania]

Right.

[Andy]

And so what are the. What are the freaking odds both of those are Japan?

[Haley Karania]

Slim to none. I would say.

[Andy]

I'd concur.

[Haley Karania]

Slim to none. But as we know, there are a ton of bots that are from wherever and they're always trying to sow division, whether it's ahead of an election or Covid or whatever. Like there are foreign people that want to sow division in this country. They probably want us to go to civil war. They want us to all fight. They want us to do this. So, you know, don't meet your heroes. This is like the X version of don't meet your heroes. Don't look up where they're from. Don't trust anything you see on the Internet. Anyway, there's a guy running for the role of district administrator in Nambia and unfortunately he was named Adolf Hitler unona. That is his name. And here's the headline out of the Daily Mail. Adolf Hitler runs for reelection. Headline In 2025, Adolf Hitler runs for reelection. Nambian politician burdened with Nazi tyrants name hopes for fifth term in office. I wonder where his ex account was made. His ex account says usa. But yeah, this was a former German colony in southern Africa. So there is a German speaking community there and people have German names. Although Adolf Hitler. I don't know about that one. I don't know about that one. But this guy, Adolf Hitler Unona also, his parents, like, you really can't. You can't defend this. It's indefensible.

[Andy]

My first thought is that they don't understand any of the words that were on the newspaper. Whatever. They're not in Germany, right? So they just saw Adolf Hitler on every newspaper.

[Haley Karania]

And I don't live in Germany.

[Andy]

Well, I don't know. That's. I'm guessing.

[Haley Karania]

I don't think you need to live in Germany to know. This is crazy. I mean, we've covered baby names that are banned on this show before. And in the United States you can't name your baby Adolf Hitler. You can't name them, Lucifer. You can't name them, like, 69. You can't name them, like, all these other things. It's. It's illegal. There are rules against this stuff, I guess. They don't have this in wherever the Heck. But he's been in power since 2004. So he's on a. He's on a mission. This is a dynasty. Like, this is. I think he is a king. No kings. No king.

[Andy]

An empire. Some would say.

[Haley Karania]

Yeah. Yeah, this is an empire. But anyway, he was asked about this. You know, his name. And previously he said, my father named me after this man. He probably didn't understand what Adolf Hitler stood for. So, to Justin's point, maybe there was. You can't even blame it on, like, a language barrier. Like, you have to live under a rock, literally. Maybe he does. I don't know. Anyway, he said, as a child, I saw it as a totally normal name. Only as I grew up did I understand that this man wanted to conquer the world. And this. This guy says that he still goes by Adolf Unona, and his wife calls him Adolf, but he said that it's too late to change his name. Officially. I say it's never too late.

[Andy]

I would change, literally, the king of wherever he is.

[Haley Karania]

Right? Change your name.

[Andy]

Change your freaking name.

[Haley Karania]

Wave your magic wand and change your name. I don't get that.

[Andy]

Just drop the A. Go by Dolph. You know, Dolph. I mean, anything. Just a letter. A letter makes a huge difference. Just dolphins.

[Haley Karania]

Dolph Hitler.

[Andy]

You know, that's better than Adolf Hitler. Just one letter. That's all we're asking. Meet us in the middle.

[Haley Karania]

Yeah, but, yeah, I. I think you could. And he's been in offense since 2004. He could have done this years ago. Anyway, that would have been my first order of business after turning 18. Like, whenever you get to have, you know, power over that, I would. I'd be straight to whatever office, Social Security office, or whatever the equivalent is in this place. But he says he's not striving for world domination, so that's good to know. Also, Thanksgiving is coming up, and PETA is doing some weird stuff, and they want you to not celebrate Thanksgiving. They want you to celebrate. Thanks, vegan. And this guy. This is a protester. He dressed up as a turkey breast, a raw turkey breast, and sat down on a cutting board. Watch this.

[Andy]

A man dressed as a turkey spent his lunch hour on a large cutting.

[Haley Karania]

Board.

[Andy]

As you might imagine. And as Intended. It turned a lot of heads as people passed by the demonstration at East Capitol in North Congress streets. The man remained in place on that cutting board for an hour and a half, dressed head to toe as a Thanksgiving turkey. The PETA supporter says he was trying to make a point. These and other animals killed for food feel pain, fear, love and joy.

[Haley Karania]

Yet the billions of them killed for.

[Andy]

Food every single year are confined to crowded, filthy factory farms where it's wall to wall misery before a terrifying trip to the slaughterhouse.

[Haley Karania]

Oh, it's a wine glass on his head.

[Andy]

Melito there hopes to convince people to have a thanks Vegan Thanksgiving this year. You can learn more about that on the PETA website.

[Haley Karania]

All right, I'm going to throw this out to the chat. Is anyone planning on having a thanks Vegan Thanksgiving dinner? Not me. Not me. I'll be having turkey. I'll be having probably a bunch of stuff, but I would say a lot of meat products, a lot of animal products. I'm making a dessert with animal products. I'm making a vegetable side that has animal products. Yeah, everyone in the chat, they're saying they're having turkey. They're having prime rib. Nope, nope, nope. They're making stuffing with ve. In the chat, we eat meat. I mean, these protests, they make me want to do the opposite of whatever they're advocating for. Like, they're such weirdos. This guy is literally in nude colored spandex in the fetal position on a cutting board in the middle of wherever, and he's got a wine glass stuck to the back of his head beside.

[Andy]

Two other fake turkeys.

[Haley Karania]

Right? And I'm thinking to myself, whatever he's doing, I'm doing the opposite. Anyway, let's get into scrolling time. All right, this woman is an advocate for people with disabilities, and she's concerned that there's no wrapping paper with people disabled people represented on it. Watch this.

[Andy]

Let's look for disability inclusive wrapping paper at Target, because a few years ago.

[Haley Karania]

They had about five different ones. No, they did. No, but this would have been a great design to put other wheels like walkers and wheelchairs along with the scooters and the rollerblades. Not on this one. This one has a bald Santa, so I'll take that for representation. Nope, not here either. Not on this one. No representation. But my son would love this one.

[Andy]

Yes, finally, we've got some Merry Christmas.

[Haley Karania]

In American Sign Language. Okay, I'll spare you from the entire hunt, but I did not find any more. Personally, I would have loved to see more representation I am glad that there was some. Some. But what do you think? I don't even get the American Sign Language 1. Wrapping paper doesn't actually have to say anything. And if you are giving a gift to someone who is blind or deaf, What difference does it make? If they're deaf, they can read. You don't need it to have the hand signals. It doesn't make any sense anyway. These. These wrapping paper designs, they don't have real people on them. They have mice, they have penguins, they have nutcrackers, they have snowmen, they have Santa Claus. So I don't know what she's really looking for. Maybe if a snowman had, like, one stick for an arm or. Or no carrot for a nose, or, like, only one coal for the eyeball.

[Andy]

The island of Misfit Toys.

[Haley Karania]

I don't know if Santa Claus had a peg leg in an eye patch. Also, you have to ask yourself, what instance calls for disabled people on wrapping paper? Imagine someone gives you a Christmas gift or a birthday gift, and your present is wrapped in wrapping paper, and it has people with wear wheelchairs on it.

[Andy]

Where is this?

[Haley Karania]

That's a threat.

[Andy]

You going to. You're going to wrap something for my birthday with, like, somebody in an ER with an IV drip?

[Haley Karania]

That's a threat. No offense to the disabled community, but if someone gave me a wrapped present and there were, like, people with broken legs on it, I'd be a little nervous around that person. All right. I think Justin sent me this one. This is the when the Deep south gets Tesla robots. Watch this.

[Andy]

So, grandpa, how's the south entreating you? Great. Ever since I bought this Tesla robot at an auction in Charleston. Oh, wow. Kind of weird seeing someone like you with one of these. Everyone in the south has them now. It's a way of life. It might do you well to get yourself a clanker. What did you just say? Clanker? That's what they called, ain't it?

[Haley Karania]

Just the way you're saying it sounds really wrong.

[Andy]

He ain't a real person. Maybe a fraction of a person at most, like half or three quarters. Maybe somewhere in between.

[Haley Karania]

There it is again.

[Andy]

The way you're describing him just sounds a little racist. Boy, you should see the way we talk to the clankers out in the field. This one here gets special. He's a house clanker. House clanker. This sounds like slavery. Nah, you city folk just haven't learned how to adjust to a new way of life. Sounds like an old way of life. Here in the south, we love our Clankers. We give him shelter, keep him charged, but if he acts up, I will whip him into shape and put him in the hot box. Hot box? I'm leaving. The hot box is his charging station. See, it heats up his battery using infrared light. You racist grandpa.

[Haley Karania]

Now, obviously I know this is a joke, but it did get me thinking, because these robots, as they are right now, like the Neo robot that we've been talking about on the show, they're controlled by people. They're controlled by human beings somewhere else. But clearly there's camera functions in the robots where these people who are elsewhere can see inside your home and potentially record what's happening in the home. So you're really never alone. You're signing up or you're buying. You're paying to be spied on.

[Andy]

It has to be recorded because the. The AI process is what you're saying and then right to you based on, you know, whatever you're saying.

[Haley Karania]

So let's say I'm not going to use the word racist because it's not racist. But if you're calling your robot a clanker and whoever is controlling it, sees that, records it, they can use it as blackmail. They can blackmail you because you have a. You signed up to have a spy in your home of you being anti robot.

[Andy]

I mean, I don't think this is terribly like Amazon does this already, right? A new phenomenon.

[Haley Karania]

No, I know.

[Andy]

They're just making it a biped right now.

[Haley Karania]

It walks. I know, it's crazy. All right, we can end on this one. It's stupid, but this is obviously AI. This is if Kamala rang your ring doorbell and then flew away. I'm a little geeked, everybody. I just wanted to ask if you think you fell out of a coconut tree. You exist in the context of all in which you live and what came before you. Bye, Kamala. Anyway, that's all I had for you.

[Andy]

Was that. Was that inspired by Wicked?

[Haley Karania]

Maybe. I don't know. I'm a little geeked, everybody.

[Andy]

I like that they made her evil spirit esque.

[Haley Karania]

I like that she flew away. Totally real. Someone said I geeked everybody. I just wanted to ask if you think you fell out of a coconut tree. You exist in the context of all in which you live and what came before you.

[Andy]

It's like the Ghost of Halloween.

[Haley Karania]

I know. It's actually a little weird. It's a little weird.

[Andy]

I don't like it. That could pass as somebody from Oz. Yeah, like really?

[Haley Karania]

Yeah. Floating away in a bubble. Should we talk about this wicked stuff? Tomorrow. All these. The. The actors are wasting away. It's very scary. I think something very demonic is happening on this set. We can talk about it tomorrow. Anyway, thank you for scrolling along with me. You could follow me on social media. I'm on X. I'm on Truth social. I'm on Instagram and tick tock at Haley Karania. H a Y L E Y C A R O N I a and I'll see you right back here tomorrow. Bye.