Haley Karenia (6:07)
Okay, so we don't know who Donny D. Is. But Donnie T. Is likely Donald Trump. But the whole point that people, the whole sticking point really with these emails is if you could scroll down is the ask him if Putin, as in ask Steve Bannon if Putin has the photos of Trump blowing Bubba. And who's Bubba? Well, it turns out that there were some Internet rumors that Glenn Maxwell's horse was named Bubba. But the, the more credible, I guess, rumor is that Bill Clinton went by Bubba. Oh, so was there a serious bromance brewing between Donald Trump and. And Clinton, Bill Clinton? Just, just to make this clear, do I believe any of this? No. Obviously this is the same as, you know, the Russian pee pee tape hoax. I do not believe in that either. All of that was debunked. And of course, nothing in the Jeffrey Epstein emails that have come out recently have tied him to any wrongdoing or criminal wrongdoing. And this, to me just seems like these are guys kind of like poking fun and like talking shit about a guy that they don't like. But, you know, the Democrats love jumping to conclusions because even on cnn, they've had to start walking back. All of these, all of these things they're saying, you know, oh, well, these emails then prove that Donald Trump was a pedophile. Well, this email, it proves that Donald Trump was on the island and he was friends with Jeffrey Epstein and he spent Thanksgiving with him. And then it turns out that none of those things were true. And you could see where Donald J. Trump spent Thanksgiving in 2017 and it was with troops and Melania Trump. So turns out he wasn't with Jeffrey Epstein. But again, the Democrats, they just take these little bits and pieces and then they fill in the blanks with their very wild and active imaginations. So, like I said, jumping to conclusions 101. And you know, the Democrats just take these things and believe it. So if Jeffrey Epstein says something about Trump giving Clinton a blowjob, Democrats are just like, okay, I guess that's true. And you know, also we talked about this on Friday. I think this is very odd that a lot of this conversation is happening over email. These are, I would say, smart people. These are well connected people. They're not, I mean, maybe they're careless. But if you are running a criminal sex trafficking enterprise, are you going to be emailing about, you know, some people, your enemies? It just seems a little odd to me. You know, this was in 2017. It's not like Signal and WhatsApp and all these end to end encrypted services. Didn't exist, you can have, you know, conversations that are more protected. And like Justin pointed out on Friday, this is happening over Gmail. So I don't know, it almost seems like maybe these guys are just joking about Donald Trump and they don't like Donald Trump because, you know, Donald Trump allegedly kicked Jeffrey Epstein or banned him from Mar A Lago. You know, Jeffrey Epstein clearly didn't like Trump after that. Is it because Trump knew too much? Maybe. So maybe these are just emails and I'm just speculating here, but maybe this is just, you know, Jeffrey Epstein planting seeds about Donald J. Trump. Maybe he wanted these emails to get out. I don't know. But here is how the Internet has reacted to these rumors about Trump servicing Bill Clinton. So here's the first one. Monica and Donald are under Bubba's desk to see who's next. And it's two people doing rock, paper, scissors under the Resolute desk. Supposed to be the Resolute desk doing rock, paper, scissors. I can't imagine Donald J. Trump and Monica Lewinsky fighting over Bill Clinton and who can service him next? It just seems, you know, just seems, you know, to, you know, just not something that would happen. Obviously. This next one did make me laugh, though. This is the Pete Buttigieg kissing his dreams of being the first gay president or openly gay president goodbye. Pete Buttigieg watching the title of first gay president slip further and further from his reach. And he's just in the fetal position, you know, sad, looking out the window. What could have been? What could have been? And, you know, it turns out that James Buchanan might have been the first gay president, but was he openly gay? No. So. And you know, again, guys, I'm just. I'm playing into the Internet fun here. I do not think that Donald Trump is gay. Although we all joke my gaydar is broken. I think that a lot of people are gay when they're not. I do not think that Donald Trump is gay. But, you know, James Buchanan was not openly gay, although he. I think he had a roommate. He was roommates with another male politician. And maybe they, I don't know, maybe they were closer than friends, more than friends. I don't know. But Pete Buttigieg could still maybe one day be the first openly gay president. Because if Donald Trump is gay, I don't think he would admit it. But how funny would it be to own the libs and have Donald Trump be the first gay president in another timeline? Thank you, Haley, for that rabbit hole in another timeline. Anyway, this next video also made me laugh. Two of my bitches in the club. Watch this. Bill Bubba Clinton backstage during the 2016 presidential debate to my bitches in the club. They know about each other. Which, if you think about it. And again, I'm prefacing this by saying, I know that this is not true, but just entertain this with me for a moment. If Donald Trump and Bill Clinton were an item, could you imagine, like, rewatch the 2016 debates with that in mind. Bill Clinton in the audience watching his wife and his, you know, gay lover fighting. Okay? And then this next one is a guy doing an impression of Trump reacting to all of this lunacy. Watch this.