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Transgender Crashes Out Over Being ‘Misgendered’ - Scrolling w/ Hayley (Ep. 344)
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In this episode of Scrolling: Transgenders are angry that the real world won’t accept their fantasies, a ‘No Kings’ Trump-hater goes to England and prefers the real deal, and a man dives into a port-o-potty to retrieve his soda.
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Haley Karenia
Happy Wednesday everyone. Welcome to Scrolling with Haley. This is Haley Karenia. On Wednesdays we super scroll. That's been our our sort of our tradition as of the last few weeks. But first I want you to subscribe to this show, rumble.com Haley brings you to the Bungee Report channel. That's where you can watch the show live Monday through Friday noon Eastern time. Don't miss it. But if you can't catch us live, I know a lot of people are working or they can't make it work. They like to listen to the car, what have you. I don't care how or when or whatever. I don't care how you watch. All I care is that you do and that you tell a friend. So share this with a friend. If you've been watching this long and you like it, you have to know somebody who would enjoy it too. So just share that and please support our sponsors. Today I want to tell you about fatty 15. Did you know that helping older Navy dolphins unlocked a secret to healthier aging for all of us? I'm excited to share C15 from fatty15, the first emerging essential fatty acid discovered in more than 90 years. When we don't have enough C15, our cells can become fragile and age faster. To help fix that, doctors spent over a decade developing pure science back C15 found in fatty 15. It helps repair cellular damage and support sleep, cognitive health, metabolism and energy. Personally, since adding Fatty 15, I've noticed better sleep, steadier energy. Fatty 15 was developed to support healthy aging for all from kids to parents to grandparents. That's why award winning fatty 15 is now available as Pure Capsules, Delicious Apple Mint Gummies for teens and adults and Yummy Berry Blast gummies for kids. Fat 15 is on a mission to help support healthy aging for all, including all ages and stages of life. You can get an additional 15% off their 90 day subscription starter kit by going to fatty15.com scroll and use code scroll at checkout. These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease or condition. Put those phones on. Do not disturb. The show starts now. Oh, someone in the chat. Freck73kfrek73 said. Good morning. Today on talk radio station K N 102.9 in Little Rock, Arkansas. I listened to I heard a commercial advertising your podcast.
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Co-host 1
Cool.
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Haley Karenia
Tell a friend. Tell a friend. Tell a friend. I love to hear that. All right, so on Wednesdays we super scroll. But my first three videos have a theme and they are transgenders gone wild. But this first video, this is a woman saying that transgenders are not delusional. So we'll watch this video, this woman saying they're not delusional, and then we'll watch some. Some tape and we'll see if we. If we believe that.
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Co-host 1
Watch.
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Guest or Commentator 1
Identifying as a different gender than the sex you were assigned at birth isn't delusional. It's a well documented human experience backed by scientific evidence. What's delusional is thinking you have the right to control other people's lives based on what you pick and choose from a book that you haven't even read that was written thousands of years ago by some random men. What's delusional is thinking that your religion, out of thousands of religions, is the only correct one, despite the fact that you are only that religion because of where you were born, which is something that you can't even control. What's delusional is telling children that they were born evil sinners and now they must spend their entire lives on their knees begging God for forgiveness because of some made up story of a woman eating an apple thousands of years ago. That's also child abuse. What's delusional is thinking people have free will when their only two options, according to you, is either they can one, obey God and do what he says, or two, spend an eternity burning in hell. You're not in any position to call people delusional when you don't even live in reality.
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Haley Karenia
Okay, do we all live in her reality where transgenders are the way, the truth, the life? I mean, I don't live in that reality.
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Co-host 2
I choose her option one there at the end to follow God.
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Haley Karenia
Yeah, I think she's like, you can either, you know, follow God or, yeah, I'm not going with the section a second option there. Two things could be true at once. Transgenderism is real. Like, these people are really doing this thing. That's what I'm saying. Like, you can't obviously change genders, but there are people who believe this, and I believe that, but that doesn't mean that it isn't delusional to think that you can become the opposite sex. That is delusional. That is the definition of delusion. As disturbing as it is to mutilate your own body and live in constant pain or discomfort, nobody is denying that transgender people exist, and nobody is stopping or attempting to control adults from partaking in this. If you want to chop off your body, your body parts, healthy body parts, go right ahead. Go Right ahead. The issue that most conservatives have with the transgender debate is where they use the restroom and whether or not children should be allowed to mutilate themselves or parents allowing their children to get mutilated. We don't believe that men should enter the women's restroom, even if they think that they are women, because they're not. We have gender specific bathrooms for a reason. And at this point in society, my take is that single stalls are the answer. Everyone do their business alone. But when it comes to children who also can't get tattoos, they also can't drive, they can't drink, they can't consent to sex, they shouldn't be making decisions about how their bodies are going to change and they won't be reversed. How does a little girl know? If you have a little girl and she tells her parents, I want to be a boy, and her parents say, okay, how does that little girl know that she wants to take her forearm and mutilate it and turn it into a makeshift penis that will malfunction and need to be physically pumped for the rest of her life? How does that 10 year old know that that is what she wants to do for the rest of her life before she hits puberty? How do we know that she won't outgrow that? This is why 6 year olds don't get cosmetic surgeries like nose jobs and boob jobs, maybe despite not liking their body, because their bodies may change and they. They may change their minds also. There also may be complications. They may grow into their bodies despite feeling uncomfortable in them in the current moment. Now, see how I didn't mention the Bible or my personal faith in all of those reasons. I could have, but I didn't need to. Because you don't need the Bible or any faith to know that transgenderism is a severe form of body dysmorphia. That shouldn't be affirmed. We don't tell anorexic people that they're living their truth and that they should keep living that way because, you know, it's harmful to them even if they don't see it. We intervene on behalf of people who have severe mental illnesses. And the fact that our society has enabled and convinced people that they can change their biological sex when it is impossible, and our society has encouraged those people into disfigure themselves in order to get into this imaginary destination that they'll never get to, it is genuinely cruel to do to people. Then the medical industry only sees dollar signs. They have therapists in the palms of their hands. They have Also convinced them that there is this lie that men and women are interchangeable, and this surgery is a fix. All that will prevent depression and suicide, and it goes hand in hand. You know, mental health, physical health will just, you know, chop their penis off or chop their boobs off, and then they'll be happy again. So you have all these big pharma people in cahoots with one another, and then they convince vulnerable parents who think they must go through with this or they will lose their child, whether that's to suicide or going no contact or whatever they say now. And now you have parents thinking, oh, well, I have to do this. It's a lie. They're being fear mongered into compliance to sign their kid up to be a big pharma experiment. So, no, I don't need faith or the Bible to convince me that transgenderism is turned into a money grab that actually doesn't treat transgenders as patients, but it treats their dysphoria as something that could be. It could be cured with long hair, nail polish that's on the benign end, and then irreversible, dangerous surgery on the other end. But the Bible certainly does put it into perspective. God does not make mistakes. He makes man and woman, and they're not interchangeable, and they are perfectly and wonderfully made in his image. And to suggest that men on earth or men who think that they're women on earth know better is a mistake. And even the therapists tasked with affirming this transgenderism nonsense, they know it's a mistake. They, too, are. Are guilty of misgendering their patients. They can't help it. They're one of us. Watch.
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Guest or Commentator 2
I got misgendered by my therapist. You were one of my safe people. She misgenders me and, like, the group goes silent. And then one of the trans men in the group is like, hey, like, you misgendered, Harry. And it was so awkward. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Everyone gets misgendered sometimes, right? It's like, I already get misgendered by my friends and my family and now my therapist. Girl, I'm crying to you every week about being trans. You know what? I'm over it. I'm so over it, I don't even care. Who gives a shit. Sometimes I see people comment shit. Like, you ever get misgendered? It's like, oh, honey, I almost exclusively get misgendered. This might sound stupid, but I think she was the last person in my life who had never misgendered me. And now we're back down to nobody just got misgendered by my therapist. Be like, I don't know, maybe the, like, the zoom call just makes my Adam sample that much bigger. I don't know why man of the year still got problems. Jolaf, Cauliflower, cotton candy, Alani. Man, when I get misgendered out in public by people I don't know, I don't do anything about it because I don't know you. Yeah, I know I look like a man. I know I sound like a man. Yeah, I know. Thanks. And I go home. It was so awkward, too. I'm so glad that, like, my transness is, like, an obstacle for everyone else's comfortability. And, like, I'm in this group, like, every week talking about, like, well, maybe if I'm, like, skinnier, people will stop misgendering me. And, like, maybe, like, you know, I got hit with that cold reality today. Girl doesn't matter. He him forever. Now that I think about it, I've been in this group for months. I'm the only one who ever. Whoever got misgendered, this group is like, majority trans.
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Guest or Commentator 3
Understand?
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Haley Karenia
I can't even understand what he's saying because his mouth is full of whatever he's eating ramen or whatever he was eating. He's got his cotton candy Alani or something, and he's like, he him for life. I got miscended by my therapist.
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Co-host 2
I hate to make the joke, but that was the ultimate girl dinner.
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Haley Karenia
It totally was, like, random shit from your fridge. He's almost there. He'll never be a girl, but, like, he's really close.
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Co-host 2
No, look, no dietary. Yeah, yeah, go get a burger.
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Haley Karenia
The diet is giving she her. Everything else is giving he him for life, unfortunately. Um, but, yeah, this is kind of sad because this person is coming to the realization that even though they think that they're a man, which, of course, I mean, other way. See, this is what. This is what happens. They are all forcing us to live in this. Even talking about this is getting me confused. He knows that he's a man. He is so obsessed with the fact that he thinks that he's a woman, that he's in therapy. The therapist and everyone else around him knows that he's a man. He says, I walk around and I get called he him all the time. He says, I know I look like a man. I know I sound like a man. Okay, so maybe it's time to look inward. If everyone else around you is thinking and seeing one thing, and you're the only person seeing and thinking the opposite. Maybe it's time to adapt. Maybe it's time to look inward, but then also pay attention to what someone, society is saying and doing because you're not on the same page. And we shouldn't affirm that always. It's not always good to be different. And this therapist knows that they're taking a paycheck to further a lie. Transgenders require constant massaging and reassuring that they're always right. You know, the customer is always right is not a practice that can be applied to therapy where sick, mentally ill or emotionally disturbed people are always right. That's not how that works. They're not always right. They're in therapy for a reason. Normal people or normally like people go to therapy because they have anxiety or depression or a mood disorder, or maybe they have something more dire. Maybe they're dealing with something like schizophrenia, or they're in crisis. They need medical attention. Those people don't walk into a therapist's office and say, I know best. And therapists don't say to those people, yeah, you're so right, because they're coming to a therapist for a reason. Transgenders have this deep narcissism that they are going to walk into a medical professional's office and say, this is what I want. You're going to prescribe me this. You're going to tell me that I'm a woman when I'm not. So they acknowledge that there's a problem. And people who have anxiety, depression, they go to a therapist because they know that they can help them. They want help. They want to get better. They don't want to, like, go deeper into that. And just because you seek therapy doesn't mean that the patient is broken beyond repair. It means they need help to get back on their feet. There's nothing wrong with that. The issue is not all therapists are created equal. There are some who want to treat their patients and help them get better. Others just want to medicate and sedate their patients to numb whatever it is they're feeling instead of fixing the root cause. Some do both. And now it seems some in the trans community or the queer community, they go into therapy and say, there's nothing wrong with me. You have to help me convince everyone else that I'm right and everyone else is wrong. You will affirm this delusion and refer me to an equally woke medical professional who will prescribe me drugs and perform surgeries that will cause me to fall deeper into my delusions and my despair. There that is an entirely different diagnosis. Probably narcissism, if you ask me, but that's what's happening in the transgender community. They find an affirming therapist who tells them exactly what they want to hear. And then when they don't hear what they want to hear, they completely crash out. And when that therapist even slips up and calls their patient by their, you know, dead name, they call it. Or their birth name or their birth sex. It sends these people into a spiral. They're like toddlers who have been told that they can't eat dessert before dinner. They stomp their feet, they cry, and they crash out like this. This is a college student, I think, at University of Central Florida. And this is one hell of a crash out. Watch.
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Co-host 1
Stop. Mate.
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Police Officer
What's the problem?
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Co-host 1
Why do you let those kids get away with this? They are not supposed to be here.
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Police Officer
If you don't lower your voice, I am going to put handcuffs on you and I'm going to take you to a Baker act facility. Lower your voice. Try it. Are. Are you threatening me? Can we get another unit to deal with Jay Lee here? He is having a breakdown.
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Co-host 1
Just say the right pronoun.
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Police Officer
What'd you say?
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Haley Karenia
7,000, 351.
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Police Officer
Get down on the ground right now.
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Co-host 1
No.
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Police Officer
You're about to get sprayed. No. Get down on the ground right now.
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Co-host 1
Leave me alone.
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Police Officer
I can come in there.
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Co-host 1
Leave me alone, please.
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Police Officer
Okay, are you going to calm down?
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Firefighter or Rescuer
I want.
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Police Officer
No, no, no. It's too late. It's too late now. He's. He's going to be taken away. Stop.
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Co-host 1
Stop.
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Police Officer
He's taken.
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Co-host 1
I just want to get away from him. She. Stop ma jiggling me. Just say she.
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Haley Karenia
Alpha 73, please step in.
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Police Officer
Watch your head.
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Firefighter or Rescuer
Do not push me.
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Haley Karenia
In the back of the cop car. It's a perfect ending to all that.
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Guest or Commentator 3
Yeah.
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Haley Karenia
So the visit, the video starts after, who knows, went down. That's the problem with these videos. I love that everyone has their phones out all the time, because what else would we talk about on this show? You know, we. We break down a lot of these social media videos, but it's almost as if we missed the best part. Like what sent him into this spiral that caused them to call the police? I don't know. What did he do before he said that? You can't let these kids get away with that? Like, I don't know what that means. Let what kids? Kids were on a college campus. What were they doing? Misgendering him, bullying him. And nobody should be bullied.
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Co-host 2
Kids do Tend to be at school,
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Haley Karenia
but this is a college campus. So he's saying the. Let these kids go get away with this. Like, what kids?
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Co-host 2
Just adults like to think he has neighborhood bullies that followed him to school. Like, they skipped school to go bully him.
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Haley Karenia
I, like, obviously, I don't believe in bullying, but if bullying is at play here, that can normally be handled by school authorities. You know, if someone is bullying you on campus or whatnot, normally adults just handle it themselves or they ignore it. They walk away. They don't talk to that person anymore. But if this is serious bullying, I guess, you know, harassment, that's the thing. I feel like when you become an adult, you don't really get bullied. If anything, it's harassment. It would be. If it's serious enough to call the police or if it's serious, I mean, then it's a crime. Potentially.
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Co-host 2
It does get upgraded very quick once you're an adult.
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Haley Karenia
Yeah.
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Co-host 2
It's no longer like, hehehah. It is very much enjoyed going to court.
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Haley Karenia
Right. So I don't know what these people said to him. Obviously, this is why I wish that we had the full context. But normally if someone is being bullied, that's why, like, at a college campus, I just started thinking about this. Can you even get bullied on a college campus? Like, by who? You just have to walk away.
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Co-host 1
I don't.
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Haley Karenia
I don't really understand, like, if you're letting. Yeah. How do you.
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Co-host 2
It's no different than getting bullied at work or anywhere else. I would assume there's somebody that has it out for you and goes out of their way, maybe pester you as an adult. There's so many.
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Haley Karenia
Well, there are avenues to go down. Right. And, you know, if it's at work, you go to hr. If it's at school, there should be a teacher or a peer mediator, a guidance counselor, a principal, a security guard, someone who can handle the bullying. But in this case, the cops were called, and, you know, the cops are called, and this person, this man who is. He's yelling at the cops, by the way, yelling at them to get his or her way and, you know, stomping his feet to get his way. And that tells me that this guy's reaction was so violent and escalated beyond what school authorities could handle. So we see this guy talking back to police, screaming in their faces. It's hard for me to see the transgender individual as the sympathetic character here to. Despite the screaming and the crying and the yelling, and I'm a victim. I'M a victim, and all these people are horrible. I see a man wearing a blue wig acting like a emotionally immature child. And not very ladylike. I will say not very ladylike.
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Firefighter or Rescuer
It.
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Haley Karenia
It is funny to see these transgender women who are trying to be taken seriously as a woman, and then when they're provoked, they. They are very male. Like, it just. It's like a full factory reset. They get very violent, and they don't really act like women. It's crazy. It's just crazy. This next lady, I don't think she was celebrating America 250. She was over in London. And in an ultimate show of hypocrisy, this no Kings leftist actually likes the real version. Better watch. Notice how this king hasn't torn any buildings down to build a new ballroom.
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Coffee Shop Owner
Very demure, very mindful.
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Haley Karenia
Okay, so these no Kings leftists are hilarious because they don't really mean anything that they say. They don't even know what they're talking about, really. They're not even aware of their hypocrisy when they say that Trump is a king. For building a ballroom at the White House, Teddy Roosevelt built the West Wing. Truman added a balcony. Coolidge added a third floor to the residence. FDR built an underground bunker. Ford added a swimming pool. Nixon added the bowling alley. Obama built a basketball court. Biden changed some carpets and did some other cosmetic changes. This is all normal. Presidents are given $100,000 from Congress to make the White House theirs, to make it feel like home. Their family is going to be moving in for four or eight years. You can make cosmetic changes, structural updates, to uphold the historic building. Right. So every president makes their changes. And if people hate what President Trump has done so much, they can run for office and win and change it. People are just mad because it's Trump and he's making structural changes to the White House, which is. It's been done before. That does not make him a king. If none of the other presidents were kings when they made their changes, then neither is Trump. Of course he isn't a king. But no kings as a slogan just means we hate Trump. Same thing when they call him Hitler and a Nazi and a dictator. It's the same exact thing, just rebranded. But the left would actually love a king if it was theirs. They would love a queen. Kamala Harris. They don't care about the democratic process. They bypass it for Kamala Harris because the DNC didn't care what voters wanted. They made the decision on the sorry people's behalf. It was an elites Only decision, no illusion of choice at all. But the Democrats didn't question it because they didn't mind the outcome. They would have wanted a Queen Kamala Harris. Sure, nobody really liked her, nobody really voted for her. But she was black and she was a woman and she had the makings of a Democrat success story until reality hit and they realized that she was going to lose the same same way that Hillary Clinton was going to lose. But Democrats don't care about the process so long as whatever the elites say benefit them. They willingly want to give more of their money to the government. They trust the government to spend their money wisely, which is ridiculous. They want the country to be run like the dmv. They want less choice and less freedom in the form of freebies. That's why they voted in Mamdani. And then they march around with their no King signs and they're essentially trial running socialism in an American city. And the kicker is, they would love King Mamdani. If Mamdani could run for president, they would do everything in their power to install him and give him unbridled power to fulfill their liberal dreams and wish lists. So of course this woman goes abroad and applauds an actual king, despite saying that they hate kings, but they really don't. They just hate the Democrat process that didn't pan out in the way that they wanted it to. And yesterday I played a video of this guy and he was saying that he was basically fantasizing about the Civil War, like he really wants to kill Republicans, honestly. And now that same man is back with dating advice.
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Political Commentator
If it happens, Mag is going to be at home crying into their milk. Everybody outside in the streets partying is going to be a safe person. Well, if I were single, that'd be the day that I go out looking for my spouse. Because everybody's going to be safe. Like you can fake your political affiliation on a dating site. You cannot fake jubilation, you cannot fake elation. You can't fake, you know, hope. Feeling hope for the first time in a decade. That's all going to be safe. People out in those streets, the day it happens will also be like the last great reveal where, where we find out who's who from, what they're posting, what they're saying. Because in 10 years, nobody's going to admit to ever having supported for him, ever having voted for them. But this will be the last great reveal. Like the election results in 2024 when Erica's husband got plugged. This will be the last time that we can see where they really lie. Because in 10, take screenshots. Take screenshots. Because in 10 years, they're going to be like, I never once supported that, man. You watch. Take screenshots now, and if you ever fell for it, stay home. If you ever once voted for him, stay home. You don't get to party with us. You can't sit with us. Stay home. But what if I only voted for him once in 2016? Stay home. What if I was too young to vote, but I wanted him to win, and then by the time I came of age and could vote, I didn't vote for him? Stay home. This is for the people that never, ever fell for it. If you ever fell for it, you got to stay home on the day it happens. That's your penance. You got to stay home. You can't party with us. But the people that never fell for it, that's our day, man. And I can't wait to see you all out in the streets
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Haley Karenia
again. How many times a week do I have a video of liberals just waiting for President Trump to die? I feel like it's once a week, at least two a week, sometimes three. I mean, there are people who hate President Trump so much, they want him to die. They are fantasizing about is odd to
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Co-host 2
post that for everyone to see.
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Haley Karenia
And he said, for the very reason
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Co-host 2
he's making this video, just in reverse.
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Haley Karenia
And he's making this video saying, take screenshots of everyone who likes Trump. Like, take screenshots of people who don't want him to die. You have a digital footprint, sir, that is really concerning that. You are, you're, you're hoping that the Civil War happens so that you can kill Republicans. And you're praying for the day that President Trump dies. And you're saying that, oh, you can't party with us if you, if you like him. Why would anyone be partying? The people partying and celebrating someone's death are sick in the head. If you are on the Internet openly calling to kill other people and you think that you are in the right, you need help, like, you need serious, serious help, then he's saying that it's a great day to date. It's a great day to find your husband or your wife, because, you know all the conservatives will be at home crying. That's. He's arguing that, first of all, I think that in today's day and age, people are not dating across party lines anymore. If you are, if. And this changed probably in 2016, but even, even right as Trump was coming on the scene, I think people would still date either way. Like, in 2016 or 2017, I was dating a guy that was liberal and like, obviously it didn't work out, but I didn't dislike him. And we had conversations about politics and it was very. It wasn't contentious, it was fine. They were constructive conversations. I respected him, he respected me.
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Co-host 2
Did you then go to the restroom and he ate all your food?
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Haley Karenia
Yes.
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Co-host 2
Did I really nail that?
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Haley Karenia
Yes, it was him.
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Co-host 1
Let's go.
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Haley Karenia
Yes. But as weird as that was, he was a good person and we could have conversations. He didn't hate me and I didn't hate him. But now things are much different. I could not see myself ever dating someone that didn't vote for Trump. I couldn't see myself really dating someone who fell for the. The COVID scam. I couldn't see myself like, there are just certain things that now I don't think align when you are trying to meet someone that you're going to spend the rest of your life with. I don't want to date someone who fell for what the government was telling them to do. I don't want to date someone who isn't aligned with me morally and politically and biblically. So I think nowadays, I think the liberals feel the same way. They probably wouldn't want to date someone who didn't wear a mask during COVID They probably wouldn't want to date someone who didn't post a black square. They probably wouldn't want to date someone that doesn't spend their weekends protesting, and that's fine. But he was arguing that there are people on dating apps pretending that they are the other political affiliation that people are pretending to be liberal on dating apps to date. I don't know who this man dates. I don't know if he's gay or straight or what. I don't know. I don't think I've ever met a woman, a conservative woman who would pretend to be a liberal on a dating app to get guys.
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Co-host 2
I think he's referring to young Grindr.
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Haley Karenia
Grindr. Because I. I don't think any woman would ever lie about their political affiliation the other way. Well, either way, I couldn't see a liberal pretending to be conservative, and I couldn't a woman. And I couldn't see a conservative woman pretending to be a liberal. Men I know lie. Men lie on dating apps about their political affiliation. They say that they're moderate when they're not, and they think if I put moderate, I really am conservative. But I can maybe get some liberal girls. Men do that. And I think that moderate on a dating app is a big red flag.
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Co-host 2
He can fix her.
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Haley Karenia
Just be honest. Are you conservative? Yes or no? If you have to lie about it, then we're not going to be. We're not going to be compatible. Like, I can't go on a date with someone that's. Yeah, I'm moderately conservative. No, you kind of have to be all in, because then you wouldn't support me.
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Co-host 2
It always comes to light anyway. It's like, a tough one to lie about because at the end of the day, you're going to have to have a hard conversation at some point over something like this.
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Haley Karenia
I feel like the only person I can see lying, though, about being a liberal on a dating app is a guy that wants to get liberal women. Who else would lie about being a liberal?
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Co-host 2
Correct. No, that's the only. That's the only option.
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Haley Karenia
Who wants to be a liberal? Like, who even wants to pretend to do that? It's crazy.
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Guest or Commentator 4
And World's Worst New Game Show.
- [31:23]
Haley Karenia
And I think that they're not even
- [31:25]
Guest or Commentator 4
pretending to be a liberal.
- [31:26]
Haley Karenia
Don't literally.
- [31:26]
Guest or Commentator 4
That one's fire.
- [31:27]
Haley Karenia
Who wants to be a liberal? Yeah, who. I don't think that men even pretend to be liberal. They'll only go as far as to say that they're moderate when they're not. I don't think that men are saying that they're liberal when they're not. I see guys on dating apps all the time. First of all, if anyone has come across my dating app profile, you know exactly where I stand. It says, I'm conservative. I'm a podcast host because I don't want to lie about what I do because it's going to come out right. I want to be as open and honest about who I am because maybe you don't want to date me, and that's totally fine. But it says that I'm Catholic.
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Co-host 1
I.
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Haley Karenia
I am conservative. I'm a podcast host. I've got pictures at Mar a Lago. I've got. Don't date me if you're. If you got the vaccine. Like, I literally, like, I am. I'm as hardcore as I can possibly be. And I get guys who are liberal, atheist, agnostic.
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Guest or Commentator 1
Like, they're.
- [32:23]
Haley Karenia
And they. And they'll like me. And I'm like, why are you even wasting your time? Why would you do that? But it's because they're. They don't even read the profiles. They just see the pictures and they swipe Right. Automatically remembering. Or maybe they're like, I can change her.
- [32:36]
Co-host 1
I can fix her.
- [32:38]
Co-host 2
I was about to say I've had.
- [32:39]
Co-host 1
I've had.
- [32:40]
Co-host 2
I know people who have lied for much less. Like, just said they're professional pickleball players or, like, just full scale. Yeah. So I could definitely see somebody lying about a dating app.
- [32:52]
Haley Karenia
Outside of politics, one of my biggest red flags is when there's a guy in his late 30s, 40s, even, they have pictures from when they played sports in college. Bro, that was 15 years ago.
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Co-host 2
I was.
- [33:08]
Haley Karenia
That photo is 15 years old acceptable
- [33:11]
Co-host 2
for about three years out?
- [33:13]
Haley Karenia
Yep. I would say three years out.
- [33:17]
Co-host 2
If you're a true Hooper, you can leave it.
- [33:20]
Haley Karenia
If you're. What does that mean?
- [33:22]
Co-host 2
That means what makes you a Final Four?
- [33:26]
Firefighter or Rescuer
You.
- [33:26]
Co-host 2
You're a Final Four champion, but now you're doing spreadshee. I'm leaving my Final Four pick.
- [33:31]
Guest or Commentator 4
I'm using that picture.
- [33:32]
Firefighter or Rescuer
Yeah.
- [33:32]
News Reporter
That's cool.
- [33:32]
Co-host 2
Yeah. So that's fine if.
- [33:33]
Haley Karenia
Yeah, but that means you're good. Yeah.
- [33:35]
Co-host 2
Yeah. You're a D3 player and you played club lacrosse. Dude. Take your picture.
- [33:41]
Haley Karenia
Yeah, exactly. And then they'll tell you. Oh, well, I. I would have gone pro, but I tore my acl.
- [33:46]
Guest or Commentator 4
Did we have a video a while ago of the girl that was like, I'm a liberal, and I want a liberal guy, but I want, like, a.
- [33:54]
Haley Karenia
I wanted to be a provider.
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Guest or Commentator 1
Yeah.
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Guest or Commentator 4
Liberal.
- [33:56]
Guest or Commentator 3
Yeah.
- [33:57]
Guest or Commentator 4
So the girls don't even want. Like, why would any guy put liberal on their. On their dating app? The liberal girls.
- [34:02]
Haley Karenia
The liberal girls don't even want them. I know.
- [34:04]
Co-host 1
And.
- [34:04]
Haley Karenia
But the liberal girls claim. Remember that other video that I showed the liberal girl was like, conservative men don't even want conservative women. They want liberal women. Everyone is out of their minds. Honestly, every. Nobody likes anyone.
- [34:18]
Co-host 2
Talk about this. The more confusing and horrible it gets.
- [34:21]
Haley Karenia
Every. Everything is so confusing now. And I've done. I did a whole episode. This is, like, a few months ago, about how everyone's gay now and. And how men and women really don't even like each other anymore. And that's become very apparent on the dating apps, and it's very sad. I think there's a lot of things going on in our environment and also in our society that are forcing men and women apart rather than together. And I don't know, it's just, like, the acceptance of gay stuff. And then there's some economic factors there. Maybe I'll do another episode on it. It really is pretty fascinating that people consider themselves straight and they're like, I hate men and people consider themselves straight and they say I hate women and it's like, what the heck is going on?
- [35:02]
Co-host 2
Then real trooper. Thank you for serving and dating in this terrible time.
- [35:08]
Haley Karenia
I don't have a choice. I don't have a choice. So there you go. You don't have to thank me for my service. I don't have a choice. Hey, I like your new RAV4.
- [35:20]
Political Commentator
Thanks.
- [35:21]
Haley Karenia
Yours too. What is RAV stick stand for anyway?
- [35:23]
Political Commentator
To me it's the remarkably advanced vehicle.
- [35:27]
Haley Karenia
Really? To me, it's the Runway approved vehicle for its amazing style.
- [35:31]
Political Commentator
What about remarkably adaptable vehicle because of
- [35:33]
Haley Karenia
its versatile cargo space or really admired vehicle.
- [35:36]
Co-host 1
Oh.
- [35:36]
Haley Karenia
Or really awesome vehicle. It really is the recreational activity vehicle. The stylish 2026 Toyota RAV4 Limited. What's your RAV4? All right, this next video is really just. It's more so about the top comment on the video, but this is a coffee shop owner who clearly cares about her customers and how they feel. Watch this.
- [35:58]
Coffee Shop Owner
I opened a coffee shop in San Francisco this week. It is our sixth day in business. We just finished our sixth day in business and we put out. Sorry, I'm very bright and dead. But we put out a comment box 2 days ago to get feedback from people and we really received a ton of comments. Like there are hundreds of little pieces of paper. I just categorized them. So I took them out of the box and I have them in little piles based on a category. So I'm just going to shuffle these up. This one's constructive so I'll start there. This says Italian soda please. We would love. We hadn't considered that. But I also love Italian soda so absolutely. Hojicha black diamond could be a test. Sweeter maybe. I read this one the other day. We are now asking everybody if they want sweetener added. Everything is default. No sweetener because that's how we like it. But we make house made syrups. So we will now be asking everybody if they want any sweetener. Love the matcha from a matcha snob. If you've seen any photos, maybe I'll insert one here. Our matcha color is really good because cause we use 5 grams of matcha per beverage. So it is really good. Thank you. I'll pull two more from this category.
- [37:11]
Haley Karenia
So just wanted to show that video. You're probably thinking, you know, what is this about? So I thought, okay, business owner trying to show the community that she cares about. You know, this is their sixth day in business and they are serving the San Francisco Community. So I opened the con. The comment section, and the first comment is, who did you and your husband vote for? This is a business owner who is taking the considerations of the community. People that have come in the last six days, they are saying, do this, do that. We'd like you to add this. We'd like you to do this, do this differently. And this woman is taking their considerations into account because they want to serve their community better. And the people in San Francisco and on the Internet for that matter, are so miserable that they will not support a business owner that obviously cares about her business unless they know who she voted for. So the owner responds and says, kamala Harris and Tim Walls, girl, duh. So she's a liberal. That would make sense to me. Nobody wants a conservative making their coffee anyway. So wouldn't shock me that the coffee shop owner is conserv. Is liberal. And someone said, love that. And then someone else said, and you see how you answered quickly and directly. I respect that. We've gotten into a place in this world where people will no longer support the other person's business if they don't vote the same way. They wouldn't be able to go into a coffee shop and buy a cup of coffee. Because in their minds, in their liberal minds, they think, well, I'm giving money to the enemy. Essentially. We are so otherized in their mind that they don't want to do business. They don't want to be around us. They don't want to do anything. There is no coming together at this point. That's the very scary part. This is why I played the video of the guy who wants a civil war. Now. People are not dating across party lines anymore. They're not even having conversations, and they're no longer sharing a cup of coffee with people. And they're not buying cuppy cups of coffee from people who think differently than them. This is a very weird place to be in, in society. Very weird. Because when I go to coffee shops, I don't care who made the coffee or who owns the coffee shop. Honestly, is it a good cup of coffee? Great. Is it cheap? Great, you know? Cause I really don't like spending $9 on a cup of coffee anymore. So, you know, is it well priced? Is it clean? Did the people care? All I would see, all I saw in that video was someone, a business owner, small business owner just opened up. I would like to support them regardless of who they voted for. I don't care that she or her husband voted for Kamala Harris and Tim Walls. I Don't care. Make my coffee. Do a. Do good work. And I respect that. But the people in San Francisco only respect you if not that you're doing good work. Only if you think the same as them. Just so, so bizarre. Now, this one is a really crazy video. We're getting into crazy territory now. And then I have some cute cat and dog videos, but this is a man who got stuck in a porta potty in Kansas City. This was maybe last week. And the reason for why he got stuck in the porta potty is crazy. But you just got to see this. Go down.
- [40:33]
Firefighter or Rescuer
Get on out of there. You're bitching notice, bro. Come out. Come out of there. Cut all the way down.
- [40:42]
Haley Karenia
Watch your fire department is trying to get him out.
- [40:44]
Firefighter or Rescuer
We're going to cut all the way down.
- [40:47]
Haley Karenia
Get way back.
- [40:51]
Firefighter or Rescuer
Watch your arm. Where's your arm at? Yeah,
- [40:59]
Haley Karenia
Cutting holes in the port.
- [41:11]
Firefighter or Rescuer
You can get out now. I'm not doing this. Get the. Get out. Come on, man. I'm gonna move my motorcycle. Stand forward like you did before. Come out. Yeah, there's our switch. I don't know.
- [41:31]
Haley Karenia
You can see his arm coming out of the toilet.
- [41:40]
Firefighter or Rescuer
Lean forward. Put your arms out. Get out.
- [41:54]
Haley Karenia
Oh, now he's crawling out or trying
- [41:56]
Firefighter or Rescuer
push it the other way. There you go. Put your head lift it. No, I'm not listening. Put your head through a thing like you were when you first showed up.
- [42:11]
Co-host 1
Hey,
- [42:15]
Firefighter or Rescuer
lean forward, dog. Listen, I'm not listening. Lean forward.
- [42:19]
Haley Karenia
Now they're just yelling at him.
- [42:20]
Firefighter or Rescuer
Now you're just. Now you're just talking now. No, lean forward. Put your head through the hole. You got the. Out of there. Hurry up, bro. Come on, man. The screws are sticking out. Go lean for him like you have your head through the first. You got space now.
- [42:44]
Haley Karenia
It's so difficult.
- [42:47]
Co-host 2
You're so patient.
- [42:51]
Firefighter or Rescuer
I'm the dumb. While singing A Urinal. Never knew how smart to say you
- [42:57]
Guest or Commentator 4
can get out of there.
- [43:01]
Haley Karenia
There you go.
- [43:02]
Firefighter or Rescuer
Now take your left arm. Take that left arm. Put it straight up. Put it straight up. Put that arm up. Your left arm straight up. Listen to me. Left arm straight up.
- [43:26]
Haley Karenia
He's still in there.
- [43:34]
Firefighter or Rescuer
Watch your head. Okay.
- [43:36]
Haley Karenia
Do you like carrying B that you
- [43:37]
Firefighter or Rescuer
can put under your nose?
- [43:46]
Co-host 2
They cut him out.
- [43:47]
Haley Karenia
I don't know if you guys caught that, but in the video, because it's kind of hard to hear, the guy stuck in the porta potty called one of the firefighters a dumb ass. And the firefighter was like, I'm a dumbass. You're the one Stuck in a porta potty because they kept telling him to get out, get out, get out. And he wouldn't. You could see him, like, sort of trying to, like, push the flat forward that they made by cutting it. They had like a what? Like a chainsaw. They cut like a little hole. Okay. So it's bigger than. He obviously got into the porta Potty somehow.
- [44:17]
Co-host 2
That was my question for you. I don't think I could do that if.
- [44:20]
Haley Karenia
Get out the way you came.
- [44:21]
Co-host 2
Somebody offered me a ton of money. How do you fit in there? So gross.
- [44:29]
Haley Karenia
Okay, let's say this is a brand new Porta Potty, never been used, Right.
- [44:33]
Co-host 2
Weird scenario, but sure.
- [44:34]
Haley Karenia
But I'm just saying, like, take the poop and pee out of it. Like, take the gross situation out of it. Like, this is a brand new. Never been used, right. You get on the toilet and you step in it, right? Like. And then all he has to do is get out the way you came, stand on the toilet seat, put your legs down the hole.
- [44:57]
Co-host 2
And I was about to say, do you like, shimmy down in like you're a snake being charmed?
- [45:04]
Co-host 1
Yes.
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Guest or Commentator 1
Yes.
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Co-host 2
I have a relative who works in the park service, and he said one of the biggest problems that they have is people not using the toilets correctly, standing on them and breaking and falling into the pit.
- [45:23]
Haley Karenia
How?
- [45:23]
Co-host 2
Just. Yeah. Apparently there's an epidemic across America of people not being able to use temporary restroom situations.
- [45:33]
Haley Karenia
Well, we've got a. We've got a real crisis on our hands. People are really stupid. I don't know how you get stuck in a porta potty in the first place. This is obviously a grown man.
- [45:45]
Co-host 2
Bold of him to complain about the operation.
- [45:48]
Haley Karenia
Yes. And people are trying to help him get out and he. He doesn't want to be helped. And he's calling the people helping him stupid when he's the one that crawled himself into a shitty situation. No pun intended. And apparently the reason why he went into the porta potty was because he dropped his Mountain Dew bottle.
- [46:10]
Co-host 2
There's a ton of Mountain Dew jokes.
- [46:14]
Haley Karenia
And he wanted to go get his Mountain Dew in all the doo doo that's in the. In the Porta Potty, But I actually think that there's no way that's true. Because if you drop your Mountain Dew in a whole load of shit, you're going to. You're going to open that bottle and put it on your mouth. I don't think he was trying to retrieve his Mountain Dew bottle. I think he is a sick person. I don't think that this was an accident. I think that he wanted to be in the Porta Potty for whatever reason.
- [46:53]
Co-host 2
I'm gonna give him the benefit of the doubt. I'm gonna say it was an unopened do. His last do. Even.
- [46:57]
Haley Karenia
Even if it is an unopened Dew,
- [47:00]
Co-host 2
you rinse it off.
- [47:01]
Haley Karenia
No, no.
- [47:03]
Co-host 2
It's a hot day in Kansas City. There's none going on. What else are you gonna do but retrieve your one dropped Mountain Dew? Mountain Dew.
- [47:11]
Haley Karenia
Also, you bring your Mountain Dew bottle into the Porta Potty, as you do
- [47:17]
Co-host 2
when drinking the Dew.
- [47:19]
Haley Karenia
Was he using the Porta Potty?
- [47:21]
Guest or Commentator 3
And then he.
- [47:22]
Haley Karenia
Like, how does this even happen? Like, that's why I don't believe in the Mountain Dew of it all. Because if you bring a drink into the Porta Potty, which is disgusting anyway, like, wouldn't you leave it outside? But I guess he really cared about it, so he wanted to bring it inside so that no one took it or nothing bad happened to it. And then, you know, here we are. Something bad happened to it. But wouldn't you put it on the ground and then you do your business? How do you. How do you drop the Mountain Dew bottle in the toilet? And then you just have to cut your losses. If you drop your drink in the toilet, it's gone.
- [47:53]
Co-host 2
Now, another scenario that we haven't explored. Maybe he's allergic to Mountain Dew, but he loves the taste. So the only way he can drink Mountain Dew is in the restroom because of the, you know, the effects that he has.
- [48:08]
Haley Karenia
Nope, nope. Don't think so. I appreciate the creativity, but, no, I think someone in the chat said he was photographing his crap and then dropped his phone in there, but there was no phone.
- [48:24]
Co-host 1
How did.
- [48:25]
Haley Karenia
How did they. How did he call for help? Maybe someone went into the Porta Potty and then they found a man in the. That's even scarier.
- [48:35]
Co-host 2
That's like the worst. That's worst case scenario scenario for a Porta Potty. You don't want to be in there in the first place, let alone somebody's.
- [48:43]
Haley Karenia
Someone else is in there.
- [48:45]
Co-host 2
Hello.
- [48:46]
Haley Karenia
No. That's horrifying. And you know that fear that people have, like, oh, I. I don't want to go to the bathroom. Like, I. I'm worried that there's like a snake or a scorpion or something, like, in the toilet bowl. Like, people have that fear. Maybe not. It depends on where you live. If you live in Arizona or something. Like, okay, um, that is the scariest thing. Another human being in the toilet. It's like the worst possible thing that can ever happen to you.
- [49:15]
Co-host 2
New fear unlocked for sure are men.
- [49:18]
Haley Karenia
And I'm just asking because I know there are a lot of men in the chat and someone said that he was taking a picture of his poop. Is this something men do not.
- [49:25]
Co-host 2
I.
- [49:27]
Haley Karenia
Okay, that's good.
- [49:29]
Co-host 2
I. My friend group does not.
- [49:31]
Haley Karenia
So I can't. But is that something that people do? Other people. Have you heard of this?
- [49:39]
Co-host 2
Maybe in like, middle school, I guess. I. I don't hang out with pooh senders.
- [49:45]
Haley Karenia
I think there was something more nefarious going on. So, anyway, speaking of. Well, this is. I was going to say this is. We're going from a very not appetizing situation to another not appetizing situation. Although it is appetiz for this child. But do you remember in Springfield, Ohio, when President Trump was warning against people eating the dogs and eating the cats, and it was the Haitian community and people were seeing them walking around, all the cats were disappearing and people were walking around with full geese and whatever, and President Trump was warning about this. The fake news media said it wasn't happening. People are eating the cats. They're eating the dogs. Watch.
- [50:25]
Co-host 1
Eating the dogs. The people that came in, they're eating the cats. They're eating. Feeding the pets of the people that live there. And this is what's happening in our country.
- [50:38]
Haley Karenia
This poor cat. So if you know anything about cats, they, if they are with you, they're. They, they want to be there. If they don't want to be there, they'll leave. And this baby is taking chunks out of this. This cats for eating it literally taking bites out of the cat. And the cat's still sitting there.
- [50:58]
Coffee Shop Owner
Very.
- [50:58]
Haley Karenia
It's a trooper. The cat's a trooper. This next one, this dog is. Maybe grows. Grew up in the south, but the dog will not answer to anyone that doesn't have a Southern accent. Watch.
- [51:12]
Co-host 1
Gemma, come on, let's go. Gemma, you want a treat?
- [51:16]
Haley Karenia
You want a treat?
- [51:18]
Co-host 1
Come on now. Gemma, come on, let's go. Come on, Jim.
- [51:22]
Haley Karenia
Now she answers.
- [51:24]
Co-host 1
Come on.
- [51:25]
Co-host 2
That's right.
- [51:25]
Firefighter or Rescuer
Now.
- [51:25]
Co-host 2
Yeah.
- [51:26]
Co-host 1
Yes. Yes. That's a good girl.
- [51:28]
Haley Karenia
She's like, that's my owner. I know and love the one with the accent. I won't answer to someone else. I like that. I think that's cute. Does your dog do anything, like, any quirky things that I feel like all pets have personalities?
- [51:43]
Co-host 2
My dog is extremely smart, but in a I will trick you into getting what I want kind of way. So she's full of quirks.
- [51:53]
Haley Karenia
I started giving Birdie treats every night before bed, and I shouldn't have done that because now I've created a monster. And, like, now she demands treats at night and she won't, like. She gets very antsy if I start getting ready for bed and she hasn't had her treat and she thinks, and then I'm gonna go to bed, and then I. I forgot. She doesn't let me forget. And she now knows the drawer or the cabinet that I keep the treats in. She's clawing at the door like this, like, over and over and over again, like, clawing at the door. I'm like, I hear you. I hear you. I'm, like, washing my face. I'm taking my makeup off. I'm, like, getting ready. I'm putting my pajamas on.
- [52:32]
Guest or Commentator 1
She's.
- [52:32]
Haley Karenia
I hear her clawing at the door. I'm like, okay, okay. I'm going to get you your frigging treats. She's insane.
- [52:39]
Co-host 2
Yeah, we've started. We've been watching a lot of parks and rec. So I love parks. About 8 o', clock, we'll sit down. Penny will want a very specific toy, but she doesn't want to get it. She wants to be handed it to her. So she will stand by her chest of toys.
- [52:55]
Haley Karenia
So she won't get the toy herself.
- [52:58]
Co-host 2
She's very accessible. Right, but she needs to be handed the exact toy she wants.
- [53:04]
Haley Karenia
How do you know what toy she wants?
- [53:06]
Co-host 2
Oh, you have to give her options.
- [53:07]
Haley Karenia
Oh, okay.
- [53:08]
Co-host 1
Yeah, yeah.
- [53:09]
Co-host 2
You know, there's a whole presentation that has to be done, for sure.
- [53:12]
Haley Karenia
That's cute. I like that. All right, we have a few minutes left. Should we do blind reactions or am I the A hole?
- [53:20]
Co-host 2
I got some good reacts, I think.
- [53:22]
Haley Karenia
Okay, we'll do blind reactions. I have not seen these videos.
- [53:27]
Firefighter or Rescuer
You've ever driven a living room down a dirt road the song's for you.
- [53:32]
Haley Karenia
Crazy.
- [53:34]
Firefighter or Rescuer
Driving a living room down a dirt road Dirt road. You've ever driven a living room down a dirt road? The song's for you.
- [53:42]
Haley Karenia
He's got a chair, a rug. Country music songs these days they're getting so lazy Dirt. Driving a dirt road down a dirt road Driving a Coors Light down a dirt road Driving a living room down a dirt road how does he come up with all these? I'm assuming this is his entire account now.
- [54:08]
Co-host 2
Yeah, this is a Justin special.
- [54:11]
Haley Karenia
I could have guessed.
- [54:12]
Co-host 2
Nice.
- [54:13]
Co-host 1
I could have guessed
- [54:17]
Haley Karenia
Sounds Stray kittens. But the saxophone got louder. Oh, those are kittens. Is that what that looks like when you get sprayed by a skunk. I didn't know that.
- [54:39]
Co-host 2
You have to cover yourself in tomato juice. And it looks like she just put ketchup.
- [54:44]
Haley Karenia
I was like, what?
- [54:45]
Co-host 2
Yeah, she murdered them, actually.
- [54:47]
Co-host 1
I was like, hold on.
- [54:48]
Haley Karenia
What happened? Okay, so she got sprayed by this gunk. I didn't realize that you have to cover yourself in tomato juice. That's how you get rid of the stench.
- [54:54]
Co-host 2
That is one way it is. Getting sprayed by a skunk is pretty much one of the worst things that can happen to you.
- [55:02]
Guest or Commentator 1
Wow.
- [55:03]
Haley Karenia
My mom had a pet skunk growing up.
- [55:06]
Co-host 2
Apparently, you can remove. Yeah, yeah. So.
- [55:11]
Haley Karenia
So, yeah, that's.
- [55:13]
Co-host 2
I don't know why she chose ketchup. That feels.
- [55:16]
Haley Karenia
Was it ketchup? It kind of looked like tomato sauce. Either way, maybe it's tomato sauce. That is tough. Someone said it's a lot of tomato juice and the smell doesn't go away for a long time. What do you do? I mean, if that happens to you and you get sprayed?
- [55:32]
Co-host 2
I mean, though the first step is avoid skunks. Well, sure, but after you've been sprayed, that's just penance at that point.
- [55:39]
Guest or Commentator 2
Yeah.
- [55:40]
Haley Karenia
Someone in the chat said tomato juice doesn't work. You could spell them for miles. Brutal. That is brutal.
- [55:47]
Co-host 2
Sticking with.
- [55:48]
Haley Karenia
They are very cute, though.
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Co-host 2
Sticking with the skunk theme.
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Co-host 1
Five in the backyard. No, they can't.
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Haley Karenia
They can't fit in.
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Co-host 1
They can't. Are you literally taping this? Oh, my God. Oh, God. Shut the garage. They're going to spray us. Shut the garage. Oh, shut the garage, sir. Oh, my God. No way. What are we going to do?
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Haley Karenia
I love how they just watched it happen. Like, shut the garage. Shut the garage. Like, the neighbors can't hear them saying that and warning them. Now they've got eight skunks in their garage. It's like a. Like a clown car. That one comes after another after another after another.
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Co-host 2
Huge amount of skunks.
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Haley Karenia
Yeah, they're cute. They're cute. I listen, the baby ones, they don't look like kittens. Those girls were really dumb. Found stray kittens and then you. They don't look like kittens.
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Co-host 2
The white stripe kind of gives it away.
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Haley Karenia
Kind of gives it away. I know. They're very cute. I would be tempted to help them and save them as well, but maybe, like, call someone who can better assist.
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Co-host 2
You know, you might be podcasting remotely if you got skunked.
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Haley Karenia
I know you guys wouldn't want to smell me. You'd say, smell you later, and I wouldn't come into.
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Co-host 1
I wouldn't come to the office.
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Co-host 2
All right, I got like, two more.
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Guest or Commentator 3
Okay. You don't have the viral parasite that causes explosive diarrhea. You don't have the viral parasite that causes. Causes explosive diarrhea. But if you did, if you had explosive diarrhea right now, you would know. So don't borrow worry thinking, what if I have this parasite? What if I have this. You're okay now, so don't. Don't, you know, enjoy the time. You don't have that, you know,
- [57:41]
Haley Karenia
so true.
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Co-host 2
Do you feel cleansed?
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Haley Karenia
No, I feel a little confused. Why is she in a towel? She's in one of those, like, wrap towel things. I don't really know what the gong is doing, but, you know, I already knew that I don't have the. I already know I don't have the parasite. I'm fine. Thank you, man.
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Guest or Commentator 3
Viral parents, there's so much to dissect. Explosive diarrhea. You don't have the viral parasite that causes explosive diarrhea. But if you did, if you had explosive diarrhea right now, you would know. So don't borrow worry thinking, what if I have this parasite? What if I have this parasite?
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Haley Karenia
I love that. She says, you don't have it, but if you do, don't worry.
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Co-host 2
So I've shown you a lot of videos of these mystical healers. This seems like her first go round.
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Haley Karenia
Maybe.
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Co-host 2
She doesn't seem super confident. Her ability to will it out of you. So she's kind of like, if you
- [58:36]
Haley Karenia
have it, you know, don't worry about it. Yeah, but you don't have it, don't worry. But if you do, don't worry. Basically, just no worries. If you. If you're, you know, if you've got it, don't worry about it. It's no big deal. I have my. My coffee here and my lip gloss. You do not have the viral diarrhea parasite. You do not have the parasite. You're all healed.
- [59:04]
Co-host 2
All right.
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Haley Karenia
Does everyone feel better? Okay. I hope nobody's worrying. No worries. Okay. This is like my little Zen gong. Nobody worry. Just my cold brew and my Bobby Brown lip gloss. How do we all feel? It's like my asmr.
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Co-host 2
The worst ASMR you've ever heard.
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Haley Karenia
I have something to say. Some of the chat said you healed me.
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News Reporter
Intersection of Sunset in Edgemont in East Hollywood due to a man vandalizing a Waymo. Take a look at this. Police arrive to find a shirtless man on top of a Waymo in the Middle of the intersection. This is video to the citizen app. The man was seen on the crushed windshield holding a bent windshield wiper while screaming at the sensor on the top of the Waymo. Traffic had to come to a full stop as the Waymo was stopped right in the middle of the street. It's still unclear if anyone was in the Waymo when that destruction started. Officers arrived on the scene the and arrested that man for vandalism.
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Haley Karenia
He looks like white Andrew Tate.
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Co-host 2
Maybe that's why they got him.
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Haley Karenia
Yeah, I don't blame him. I don't like the way mo's, but would I. Would I defame. Would I defile one? No.
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Co-host 2
Yeah, it feels a bit much.
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Haley Karenia
I wouldn't commit a crime to make my stance stronger. I don't think it makes your stance stronger. I wouldn't do that, but I can understand. I saw someone. I. I was almost gonna pull this video for the show, but I didn't. But this woman was saying that she feels like Waymos are essentially like. If you think flock cameras are bad, Waymo's got to be the same thing. Because if Waymos have cameras all over the car.
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Co-host 2
I didn't even think about technically. So. Right.
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Haley Karenia
Technically, the cameras, or so they say, are so that the camera, the driverless car, knows that it's not bumping into anything or going anywhere stupid, but they go stupid places anyway. Right. We've seen videos of them driving on train tracks or driving into oncoming traffic or whatever, or they're looping into a. A cul de sac over and over again because they don't know where to go. So you would think that if they had cameras that could tell them where to go, they'd be working. So maybe the driverless cars are. The cameras are working, but they're outward, and they're taking pictures and tracking us instead.
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Co-host 2
I'm in.
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Haley Karenia
Is that an option?
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Guest or Commentator 2
I.
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Haley Karenia
That's a conspiracy theory I would like to get behind. I think I'm in. I think, you know, because if the cameras are all over the car, they can be used for one thing or they can be used for something else. So, I mean, yeah, if there's a camera in front of the Waymo, obviously, it can take the person's license plate in front of it, behind it. But you could say the same for Teslas. So I don't know. It's really just. Do we embrace new technology, and when we embrace the new technology, do we embrace all of the bad things that can also come with it? It's just the way the world works now, unfortunately, but I'm anti waymail. Thank you for scrolling along with me. I'm excited for tomorrow's show. I'm excited for Friday's show. We've got. We've got good shows coming up for you this week, so thank you for tuning in. Tell a friend you can follow me on social media at Haley Carania and I'll see you tomorrow.
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Co-host 1
Bye.