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I love that. Keep your hands inside the ride at all times. The only person who gets hurt is who jumps off in the middle of the ride. So I like that perspective and he's hilarious and I just love to hear from him. So if Dave Ramsey is not worried and he's buying the dip because everything's on sale, I, I will trust him. So I love that. Now, liberals are absolute lunatics. And we, you know, as we talk about on this show all the time, but they love to talk about the Hulu series, the Handmaid's Tale. It comes up all the time whether it's a, I don't know whether it's a, a protest or whatever. They've got their, their cloaks on and they've got their bonnets on and they pretend that the world as they see it is like this dystopian show in which I've never seen the show. I feel like I should see the show just so that I know what these liberals are talking about, because it comes up all the time. The show is old, by the way. It's been on TV for a while, but every time there's a protest, they pull their bonnet out of the bag in the back of their closet and they're like, oh, great, I get to use this again. I don't know. So I should watch the show, but I don't know really anything about it other than the fact that women are seen as these basically baby making machines and they don't have a lot of rights. So I don't know why liberals think that this is a reality in this country, but that's a mental gymnastics I'm not trying to get into myself. However, one of the actors, Bradley Whitford, he is in that show and he is now telling Jeff Bezos to speak the f up against Donald Trump. So it's not just the people who watch the Hulu series who have their brains broken. It is the actors on the series as well. And you know, he has said he, he did this interview with Variety and he said what started as a horror fantasy about the subjugation of women by terrible, fanatical, power hungry perverts might well be coming true. We don't wear blood red cloaks and white wigged winged bonnets yet. And now he is in the Amazon prime show, Perfect Harmony. So now his boss is Jeff Bezos. Not really. But Jeff Bezos owns Amazon prime, obviously. And he said this. It's interesting, especially when you look at all the people he's talking about, Jeff Bezos who went to the inauguration. It's interesting, especially when you look at all the people who over the years he's worked for, they've lined up at the Trump inauguration. Now they're staying silent while their daughter's rights are being torn away. He said it's the end of democracy and the planet is on fire again. I don't want to take my advice on reality from someone who lives in an alternate universe. I mean, people who live in Hollyweird, they have no idea what normal people are going through. But he was speaking to Variety at this crowded cafe and he said, speak the f up. And Jeff Bezos effing speak up. So Jeff Bezos was at Trump's inauguration. He's really upset about that. And something tells me that Jeff Bezos and Trump are more in lockstep than we think. So the Trump Store has just announced that they are on Amazon. We can show this video here. They posted this on Instagram, all this great Trump gear, you can now get it with two day shipping on Amazon Prime. So Bradley Whitford, cope, all right? Just cope and cry more, Lib. Because I don't think that Jeff Bezos is going to speak the F up unless he's doing deals with President Trump. Now, you may remember when Carrie Underwood, she got a lot of hate for singing America the Beautiful at Trump's inauguration. Well, now John Stamos is getting a ton of hate, and he's not pro maga by any means, but he spoke at the Palm Beach Ray of Hope gala, and his fans are just extremely angry at him because the gala was at Mar a Lago. And John Stamos, by the way, is not conservative. He's anti Trump. He is a liberal through and through. But he decided to speak and emcee this event at Mar a Lago, and the liberals are still mad. So he had to post this apology or explanation on his Instagram story. He wrote, I accepted the invitation to emcee the Palm Beach Ray of Hope Gala, an evening dedicated to honoring and uplifting our Frontline heroes. It's a 501C3, and you know there's a nursing shortage. And he's saying that supporting nurses isn't political. It's essential. These are people who care for us and our families when we need it most. And I believe we should show up for them with the same unwavering dedication that they show up for us every single day. So he says. He ends the statement by saying, my values and political views remain unchanged. And if you don't donate to Palm Beach Ray of Hope, then please consider donating to some other liberal democracyforward.org so could you imagine having to apologize to your fans because you just emceed an event for nurses? Don't liberals love frontline workers? They used to clap for them at 7:00pm I mean, this is when I was living in New York City, but I remember everyone was banging pots and pans at 7pm it was like, thanks, the frontline workers. You know, liberals love the nurses. And there's, there's nothing wrong with that. Nurses are wonderful and they deserve our support. I feel like supporting nurses should be pretty bipartisan. Like John Stamos said, they care for us when we need it most, and thank goodness that they're there. I mean, we love our nurses, right? So I always like to make the comparison. Liberals are like that childhood book when you give a mouse a cookie, if you give a mouse a cookie, he'll want another cookie. If you give a mouse a cookie, he'll want a glass of milk and a napkin and a straw and whatever else. Like, it's not good enough to be a liberal. You have to not associate with Trump in any way. You can't support even bipartisan causes at an event space that Trump is associated with. I mean, could you imagine getting mad at John Stamos for this? I mean, these people are just out of their damn minds. Anyway, on that note, it is my favorite time of the show. Scrolling time. I actually forgot a story that I wanted to talk about. But yeah, we'll get into it. We'll just scroll in a second. We don't have to replay the intro. But I forgot a story. White House press secretary Caroline Levitt, she announced today that if you have pronouns in your email bio and you're a journalist, you might not get an answer from the Trump White House. So someone at the New York Times, a reporter, had reached out to Caroline Levitt for a response, a question. And the New York Times reported pronouns in bio. You might not get a response from the White House. Now I get it. I feel like you guys are not going to like my take on this. I get it. I am anti pronoun. I think they're so stupid. And you know, Caroline Levitt's Reasoning for this is if you don't believe in biological reality, then how can we trust you to even report on something correctly? Which, at face value, I understand. I mean, anyone who buys into the pronoun nonsense is dumb. Like truly point blank dumb. However, I worked at a media company not too long ago that, well, no, this was probably in like, I don't know, 2018, 2019, somewhere around there. Maybe it was 2020 when all this stuff started, all the race stuff and all the woke stuff started happening. But, you know, someone in the Diversity, Equity and Inclusion department had reached out to us and said, you should consider putting your pronouns in your email bio. Obviously, I did not consider that for 0.5 seconds. This is me considering it. No, I was not going to do that. And of course it wasn't mandatory. But I wonder at some of these liberal outlets if it's mandatory. I don't know. They certainly did ask me to do it and I wasn't going to do it. But I don't know what happens at these. At the New York Times, for example, however, I try to think about these things. If the shoe were on the other foot, would I be mad? And I'm trying to think of a scenario in which I could come up with something like if the Biden administration and Karine Jean Pierre, the former press secretary, if she said, I'm not going to take questions from any reporter who has an American flag in their bio because leftists think that the American flag is a symbol of white supremacy. Therefore we don't want to answer their questions, we would be outraged because that's ridiculous. Because I think that if you want a free press and you believe in the First Amendment, you should answer everyone's questions, even the dumb people. Because the American people should have the right and the choice to consume media from wherever they want. There are leftist Americans who probably want to get their news from the New York Times. And I think that they should be able to do that. I think in a White House that cares about transparency, I think they should play ball with all media. Whether they're right, center, left, I don't care. I think it's the job of the White House to work with the press and even the press that don't like them. Because the reason why conservatives are winning right now is because we do reach out to the other side. And we're not just in an echo chamber. We reach out to everyone. That's how you win elections, right? When you reach across the aisle and you change people's minds or you get People, voters who are middle of the road and they're convinced to vote one way or another. I think that that's really important and we shouldn't get away from that. Now, this is the fun part of the show. I was scrolling and I saw now we'll just do the dance again, right? I'll do it again for everyone. But. But yeah. So the Masters is happening. It starts tomorrow and. Or did it start today? I don't know. You guys can tell me in the chat if it's today. I think it starts tomorrow. Unless. No, it started. Yeah. Anyway, the master's tradition of having the former winner create the menu for the master's dinner. So they invite everyone who's gotten a green jacket. And this year, Scotty Scheffler, who's won previously, Scotty Scheffler got to choose the menu. And on the menu was a brownie skillet with vanilla ice cream. So the Masters posted this video and it made my mouth water. So we could show video 10 here. Look at this. It looks so fancy, too. All these ice cream skillets, and it just looks so good. I want to be at that dinner. Now, here's the Masters menu, the full menu. Scottie Scheffler's first Masters dinner. The menu looked really similar to this, but he started off with some cheeseburger, sliders, firecracker shrimp. They've got a choice of, you know, Texas style chili, some ravioli bites. The main course, they have some cowboy ribeye or blackened redfish. And, you know, obviously this dessert is the. The wonderful ice cream skillets that we just saw. So I wanted to ask all of you in the chat what your master's dinner would be. I'll go first, I think, and I. I actually like asking this question, like, what would your death row meal be? But I like master's menu better considering I don't think that anyone here is a criminal that would be on death row. But people were making fun of Scotty Scheffler because they said that the menu was very childlike. You know, they got ravioli and what else? They got shrimp and firecracker shrimp and sliders, cheeseburger sliders. And yes, people said these are snacks. This is guy food. There's no salad. Yeah. Someone said there's no vegetables on this menu. There were brussels sprouts available with something, but they were like glazed. I don't know. So I respect the meal. I just feel like I would have a tummy ache after eating all those things at once. But, yes, I feel like my Appetizer would be Caesar salad. I love Caesar salad. I love penne a la vodka. I love chicken parm. I love macaroni and cheese. Buffalo chicken mashed. Buffalo chicken, Mac and cheese. I love mashed potatoes. What else? Appetizers. I love chips and guac. Like, we could just. We could do anything, right? I mean, Scotty Scheffler did it. You could just add anything. Someone said filet mignon and scallops. I love filet mignon. I feel like you have to have steak on there. Brats and hot dogs. Prime rib. Yeah. Fried pickles. That's a good one. Bacon wrapped scallops. Meatball. Parmesan hero. Yes. Lobster Mac and cheese. Okay. Bacon Mac and cheese. Okay. We got some Mac and cheese. Fried zucchini. White Castle, Bloomin onion potato salad. Yes. I mean, all of this sounds so good. Now I'm getting ready for dinner. Hopefully you guys are eating dinner already or you are soon. Anyway. I thought that that was fun, we could do that together. But yeah, the. The United States education system, as we know, is not doing so hot. You know, if Trump has his way, the Department of Education will be a goner anyway. And this is a good indication of where we're at. So watch this.