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Adam Curry
Those guys, those guys are a great unit. Adam Curry, John C. Dvorak. It's Thursday, March 26, 2026. This is your award winning Gibbonation Media Assassination Episode 1854.
No Agenda Producer
This is no agenda testing the Trump algo.
Adam Curry
And broadcasting live from the heart of the Texas hill country here in FEMA region number six in the morning everybody,
John C. Dvorak
I'm Adam Curry and from northern San Francisco Bay refinery row waiting for free oil, I'm John CEN Borax.
Adam Curry
Yeah baby, it's gonna be a bonanza. It's gonna be free oil for everybody. Oh man, oh man. I love how you were saying on Sunday show like, ah, Trump's gotta do something. Like three seconds later he's like, okay, everything's good. We, we're talking, we got a thing happening and we know the algo, we know it's like, okay, yes, and then it'll be something horrible and he's going to threaten again. We didn't even get to do a show in the meantime while he, while his algo ran.
John C. Dvorak
Yeah, two or three iterations of the system took place between shows.
Adam Curry
I think you have a three by three. I just want to play one clip of. This is how our President plays the art of the deal. And when you just look at it, you can just listen to the reports. It's like, okay, yeah, well, we know what to expect. We turn out of the war with Iran. In the Oval Office today, President Trump told our senior White House correspondent Ed o' Keefe that Iranian negotiators have offered the United States what the President described as an expensive gift. Here's Ed with the details.
Ed O'Keefe
Even as Iran launched missiles towards Israel and other Gulf nations today.
President Trump
We're in negotiations right now.
Ed O'Keefe
President Trump claimed the regime is so near defeat it has no choice but to negotiate an end to the war.
President Trump
We killed all their leadership and then they met to choose new leaders and we killed all of them. And now we have a new group. We have really regime change. You know, this is a change in the regime.
Ed O'Keefe
What makes you trust them?
President Trump
I don't trust anybody. I don't trust you. Why do you say what makes you, do you think I trust them?
Ed O'Keefe
And why bother talking to them?
President Trump
Because they're going to make a deal. They're going to make a deal. They did something yesterday that was amazing actually. They gave us a present and the President arrived today. It was a very big present worth a tremendous amount of money. And I'm not going to tell you what that present is.
Ed O'Keefe
The President would only say that present had to do with oil and gas and the Strait of Hormuz, a major shipping route that remains blocked. Average gas prices have risen for 24 consecutive days, now nearing $4 a gallon nationwide. But even as the two countries are negotiating indirectly, the US is sending 5,000 troops to the region on top of the more than 50,000 already deployed. Those troops could be ordered to take carg is key oil shipping depot or deploy on the Iranian coastline to help secure the strait.
Adam Curry
It seems so obvious, like, you know, ah, well, we're going to bomb them and then, oh, well, you know, they sent me a present and then, yeah, I don't know who's talking. Hey, these are the guys. They must be the guys.
John C. Dvorak
Just before the show, he said the present was eight, maybe 10 full tankers of oil shipped through the Strait of Hormuz with Pakistani flags.
Adam Curry
Yes. Yeah, that's, that's the general consensus from everybody.
John C. Dvorak
That's the gift. Well, he's, that's what he said.
Adam Curry
Yeah. Sounds right. I don't know how big of a gift that is.
John C. Dvorak
Well, it's free oil. Free money.
Adam Curry
For who, though? Who's, who's it free for?
John C. Dvorak
I don't know. I have no idea where that, where tankers are. You have to see where the tankers are going. Yeah, I got a three by three.
Adam Curry
All right, hold on a second.
NBC Reporter
And now it's time for three by
Adam Curry
three experiment by Jesse D. Everybody comparing stories from abc, CBS and NBC.
No Agenda Theme Singer
The never ending three by three.
Adam Curry
All right, a three by three. It's been a while, but, you know, you're back in the saddle. So three by threes are on deck again.
John C. Dvorak
So pretty much the same reporting, kind of neutral to anti Trump. You know, find the right clip to make him look like an idiot. Let's go and start with the longest one, which is the abc.
ABC Reporter
Even as President Trump claims peace talks are underway tonight, the army is Preparing to deploy 1600 troops from the elite 82nd Airborne Division to the Middle east to support the war. The President has said he does not plan to put boots on the ground, but the soldiers of the 82nd are trained to parachute behind enemy lines. Their deployment on top of the 4,500 Marines and sailors expected to arrive in the region this week. It comes as President Trump and Iran send clashing messages about whether they're negotiating. Trump insists they are.
President Trump
The leaders are all gone. Nobody knows who to talk to. But we're actually talking to the right people and they want to make a deal so badly.
ABC Reporter
Iran says that is simply not true. That There are no talks and that Trump statements are part of efforts.
Adam Curry
How come they don't say Iran claims that is not true? That would be a little, little more even keeled, I think, if they said.
John C. Dvorak
Yeah, exactly. Good point. Yeah.
ABC Reporter
Iran says that is simply not true, that there are no talks and that Trump's statements are part of efforts to reduce energy prices and buy time for the implementation of his military plans. The President will not say which Iranian leaders the US Is talking to today. He cryptically noted that he knows Iran is going to make a deal because they just gave the US what he called a very big present.
President Trump
They did something yesterday that was amazing, actually. They gave us a present and the President arrived today. It was a very big present worth a tremendous amount of money. And I'm not going to tell you what that present is, but it was a very significant prize.
Adam Curry
Prize.
John C. Dvorak
They could have cut that out.
Adam Curry
What?
John C. Dvorak
They could have cut the out. They normally do.
Adam Curry
No, that's not fun.
President Trump
Prize. And they gave it to us and they said they were going to give it. So that meant one thing to me. We're dealing with the right people.
ABC Reporter
The White House would not say what exactly that gift is. The President would only say it's related to oil and gas passing through the Strait of Hormuz. Iranian officials still insist there are no negotiations underway with the United States. But tonight, sources tell me the Trump administration has sent over a 15 point peace plan to Iran by way of Pakistan with hopes of ending this war. David?
Adam Curry
Yeah. So Pakistan, the Pakistanis are our guys now in the middle, which is kind of interesting. Yeah.
John C. Dvorak
Which brings me to a clip that's going to come up shortly thereafter. These three, which brings in another player, which nobody's talking about, which I don't understand why. Let's go to cbs.
Adam Curry
Okay. Cbs.
Ed O'Keefe
Even as Iran launched missiles towards Israel and other Gulf nations today.
President Trump
We're in negotiations right now.
Ed O'Keefe
President Trump claimed the regime is so near defeat, it has no choice but to negotiate an end to the war.
President Trump
We killed all their leadership and then they met to choose new leaders and we killed all of them. And now we have a new group. We have really regime change. You know, this is a change in the regime.
Ed O'Keefe
What makes you trust them?
President Trump
I don't trust anybody. I don't trust you. Why do you say, what makes you. Do you think I trust them?
Ed O'Keefe
And why bother talking to them?
President Trump
Because they're going to make a deal. They're going to make a deal. They did something yesterday that was amazing, actually. They gave us a present and the President arrived today and it was a very big present worth a tremendous amount of money. And I'm not going to tell you what that present is.
Ed O'Keefe
The president would only say that present had to do with oil and gas in the Strait of Hormuz, the major shipping route that remains blocked. Average gas prices have risen for 24 consecutive days, now nearing $4 a gallon nationwide. But even as the two countries are negotiating indirectly, the US is sending 5,000 troops to the region on top of the more than 50,000 already deployed. Those troops could be ordered to take Carg island, key oil shipping depot, or deploy on the Iranian coastline to help secure the strait. And tonight, CBS News has Learned More than 1,000 troops from the Army's 82nd Airborne Division are also deploying to the Middle East. They specialize in securing territory by parachuting out of airplanes. Tony?
Adam Curry
Hmm. So that's parachute, parachutes on the ground. Well, I mean, they're all hung up on the present, which I'm sure Trump said that that way specifically for this reason. So everybody would pick it up.
John C. Dvorak
Yeah, well, they definitely did. So we're gonna move to NBC where because Richard Engel is the reporter, I have to assume this has gotten clearance. And this may be the official, whatever kind of report we're gonna talk about. I mean, what, the official intelligence sourced report. That's what I'm thinking.
Adam Curry
And that's from, that's from. Okay, here's angle.
NBC Reporter
More American troops we're learning tonight are heading to the Middle east to join the war with Iran. More than 1,000 from the 82nd Airborne Division. Two sources familiar with the matter tell NBC News they will soon deploy to the Gulf. This is President Trump. Just tonight appear to be already declaring victory.
President Trump
This war has been won.
NBC Reporter
At the exact time he was speaking, we filmed this, an Iranian cluster bomb exploding over Tel Aviv.
President Trump
We're actually talking to the right people and they want to make a deal so badly.
NBC Reporter
For now, the war is intensifying. Israel today announced new massive strikes on what it described as Iran's main production site for explosive material. US airstrikes aren't slowing down either, hitting around 500 targets a day. And Iran is still firing on Israel around the clock. Back channel diplomacy does appear to be taking shape. Pakistan today offered to mediate between the U.S. and Iran. Two sources telling NBC News in person. Negotiations could happen in the coming days, but not everyone wants a quick exit. Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu says Israel will keep attacking Iran and Lebanon until Israel's aims are achieved and Saudi Arabia's de Facto ruler Prince Mohammed bin Salman has told President Trump that Riyadh is concerned about leaving Iran angry and capable of continuing to strike its neighbors in the region, according to a senior Saudi official.
Adam Curry
Yeah, I'm hearing from different military sources that the, the GCC nations are getting mad at us. I don't know if that's true or if someone's just psyopping me, but that's what I'm hearing. Like, yeah, they're mad, they don't like it. What amazes me, I haven't heard that. Yeah, well, you know what amazes me? You know, we're talking, of course, it's, you know, this is ABC, NBC, CBS, and we're talking about $4 a gallon of gas. But what this is doing, and I think what I came to realize this morning is I'm putting all the show prep together. This Strait of Hormuz. These guys have had their hands on the throat of Asia, the European Union, UK for decades, particularly when it comes to liquid natural gas.
John C. Dvorak
Yeah. And this, by the way, was the kind of finale or end point of the spook show. Rubicon.
Adam Curry
Yes, with the.
John C. Dvorak
Back in the day.
Adam Curry
Yeah, but they sank a ship. They sank a ship in the.
John C. Dvorak
Yeah, they sank a ship in the middle of it to screw it up.
Adam Curry
Well, no one's done that yet.
John C. Dvorak
Yet.
Adam Curry
But it's amazing how, you know, because the oil baron, he's texting me every five minutes, you know, like, oh, this is, this is gonna happen, but we're gonna be here forever. And of course he's benefiting from oil prices, but where he's really benefiting is from gas. I think he's hedged 40% gas, 60% oil. He's had Japanese in town all day. They're signing long term contracts for Texas gas. They're saying if this war continues, they will run out of LNG and that'll be in a couple of weeks. Diesel is also an issue, but it's the gas I think that people are overlooking. Here's the CBS had a report on
NTD Reporter Iris Tao
it as drones and missiles rain havoc on oil and gas facilities across the Middle East. Thousands of miles away, the war has triggered a crisis in Asia with energy shortages hitting almost every country on the continent all dependent.
Adam Curry
Enough with the gnat pops.
NTD Reporter Iris Tao
People on the Persian Gulf for supply. Japan and South Korea are tapping into strategic reserves while developing countries like Vietnam, Cambodia, Thailand and the Philippines are rationing fuel and closing gas stations. In India, protests have erupted over surging prices and acute shortages. China has reserves and pipelines, but has already Banned exports of jet fuel, diesel and fertilizer, which is having a knock on effect in self governed Taiwan that produces the world's high end semiconductors. There are serious concerns of what a protracted conflict will mean for the island Democracy that imports 97% of its energy.
Adam Curry
We are going to feel the same
CNN Reporter
impact as other countries.
Arthur Brooks
You know, the rising LNG price, rising oil price. Are they going to hurt the economy, our economy?
NTD Reporter Iris Tao
It's the Deputy Foreign Minister Chen Ming Chi says the government is now racing to find alternative supplies.
Adam Curry
What happened in the Middle east, tell
John C. Dvorak
us that's very important for us to
Adam Curry
diversify our energy supply.
NTD Reporter Iris Tao
Will Taiwan be buying more LNG from the United States?
Adam Curry
Definitely. I think that we have to diversify.
NTD Reporter Iris Tao
If the crisis in the Middle east drags on, it could prove to be a windfall for American energy companies, in particular natural gas producers, as governments across Asia, including here in Taiwan, try to secure long term supply.
Adam Curry
Luckily you know a lot about this. Where do we get our diesel from? Our. What is that requires a different. Is that the Venezuelan oil now?
John C. Dvorak
No, no, you can get diesel pretty much from anything.
Adam Curry
Oh, okay. So we're actually in a good kind of.
John C. Dvorak
The problem with diesel, right? The problem with diesel right now is states like California implemented this new low sulfur diesel because diesel necessarily has sulfur just always the way it was made. And now they've restricted that and it makes diesel cost more than high octane.
Adam Curry
Right, but that's California.
John C. Dvorak
No, that, yeah. But because of the nature of that fuel, it's one of those things that if you do it in one place, you have to do it everywhere.
Adam Curry
Oh, okay. So, so California screws it up for everybody, Is that what you're saying?
John C. Dvorak
Yeah, yeah, kind of. Yeah.
Adam Curry
Well, screw those guys. That's us foam finger number one. The EU is also in and they were already in a lot of trouble with, you know, cutting off Russian gas or refusing to take it. And then, you know, I guess Biden blew up the Nord stream too. Didn't make it easier. And now there's nothing coming out of Hormuz. And we're the guys. We seem to be in the catbird seat.
NTD Reporter Iris Tao
We have a strategy that is built for a world of higher uncertainty with risks and scenarios at its core.
Adam Curry
Mrs. Fifi Lagarde, we have a graduated
NTD Reporter Iris Tao
set of options for responding and we are starting.
Adam Curry
Graduated set of options. That's interesting.
NTD Reporter Iris Tao
From a better place should we need to act and we will not act before we have sufficient information on the size and persistence of the shock and its propagation at Its most recent meeting last week. Last week, the ECB kept interest rates on hold, as expected, while warning of high inflation and lower growth due to the war. But analysts now expect the central bank to raise interest rates as early as next month to curb a likely rise in consumer prices.
Adam Curry
That's great.
NTD Reporter Iris Tao
Higher global oil and gas costs have led to immediate petrol price hikes in the eurozone and brought back memories of the energy shock that followed Russia's 2022 invasion of Ukraine.
Adam Curry
So our favorite word is already being bandied about Europe, which is stagflation.
John C. Dvorak
Yeah, I'm not convinced that stagflation is what's going on.
Adam Curry
Well, they're not producing anything. What do they make anymore?
John C. Dvorak
Well, yeah, but they have. They can sell Chinese goods and say they did them.
Adam Curry
Yeah, yeah, I guess they could. They could, but I don't know. To me it just seems like, okay, this is pretty good for America. I mean, if we figure. I mean, if California would stop the nonsense with the sulfur, then wouldn't we be kind of. Okay, we got gas, lots of it.
John C. Dvorak
What do you think the price of gas is here?
Adam Curry
But I'm talking about.
John C. Dvorak
No, no, just.
Adam Curry
Oh, you're probably seven, eight bucks at this point.
John C. Dvorak
Seven. Okay.
Adam Curry
Yeah. And it's. It's premium. Here is. 460. Yeah, you know, the. Who.
President Trump
Who.
Adam Curry
Who still uses regular. Should I be doing.
John C. Dvorak
I think you get. Well, I'm not sure.
Adam Curry
I mean, you know, this is. This is a quite. I think you've answered this for me before, but I mean, do I need to have premium in a modern vehicle? Is that a necessity or is this some marketing thing that I'm falling into?
John C. Dvorak
No, you should use premium.
Adam Curry
Okay. And what vehicle should I not be using? Premium?
John C. Dvorak
When it says. When you open the little thing, it says use regular. When it says that, then you use regular.
Adam Curry
Okay.
John C. Dvorak
Rental cars.
Adam Curry
All rental cars. Oh, this is. That's a good. That's a good point. I've probably always put premium into my rental cars.
John C. Dvorak
I would never do that.
Adam Curry
What a dumb idea.
John C. Dvorak
What a dummy.
Adam Curry
Hey, don't worry.
No Agenda Producer
I'll.
Adam Curry
I'll take care of the gas myself. 87. Here you go. 87 octane. It knocks a little bit, but otherwise it's a good ride.
John C. Dvorak
Actually, all the newer cars have not computers that they'll just atone it back and you won't knock. Right.
Adam Curry
Okay, so you still haven't really answered my question. Is it a year? Is it a type of engine? What is it?
John C. Dvorak
It's the compression mostly and also the. The what it's required to maintain a certain horsepower.
Adam Curry
Okay.
John C. Dvorak
You could probably put. I mean, you could put premium in or crap. I'm sorry, not regular gas into a premium engine like let's say Alexis. And it would say, oh, this is no good. And it would detune the engine. You had a. You're driving around a junker.
Adam Curry
I don't need to drive fast, man. If it saves me a dollar a gallon.
John C. Dvorak
It. It's not a dollar. And I would recommend it.
Adam Curry
Okay.
John C. Dvorak
All right, I'm going to play these clips. This is kind of a follow up to the three by three, but this is from ntd.
Adam Curry
Okay, which one?
John C. Dvorak
And these are the Trump Iran talks.
NTD Reporter Iris Tao
Iran wanted to talk and President Trump is willing to listen. That's what the White House is saying today as the Central Command announces fresh results from Operation Epic Fury. Joining us Now Live is NTD's White House Correspondent, Iris Tao. Good evening, Iris. What is the latest from the White House? You didn't do as well, Tiff. So as the Trump administration has reportedly presented.
Adam Curry
What? What?
John C. Dvorak
I usually take those big gaps out.
Adam Curry
No, that's okay. I thought it was. It was all right. How you can I. How you feeling, by the way? Sorry, I forgot.
John C. Dvorak
I feel pretty much the same as the last time, but I think my voice is a little gravelier.
Adam Curry
It has a sex appeal to it that I'm kind of digging.
No Agenda Producer
Yeah.
NTD Reporter Iris Tao
To Iran. The White House today is pushing back on reports saying that Tehran has rejected that peace plan, while also saying that talks remain ongoing and productive. The White House is also making clear that the US Will step up attacks if Tehran rejects peace. Also warning that the president does not bluff. Watch. President's preference is always peace. There does not need to be any more death and destruction. But if Iran fails to accept the reality of the current moment, if they fail to understand that they have been defeated militarily and will continue to be president, Trump will ensure they are hit harder than they have ever been hit before. President Trump dud is not bluff and he is prepared to unleash hell. Iran should not miscalculate again.
Adam Curry
And just looking at the algo, I think it's pretty safe to predict he's going to hit something hard again.
John C. Dvorak
You might be right.
Adam Curry
That's how he works every single time. Like, okay, all right, it's getting a little old. Well, it's the system. It's how he runs it. And I'm happy I don't have to run it.
John C. Dvorak
So the thing about NTD is they do bring in new information at these next two clips. The third one in particular, total clip is it's like nobody's talking about half this stuff on the mainstream. And let's go with the Clip 2 schedule.
NTD Reporter Iris Tao
And Jeff, the White House today also announcing that President Trump's meeting with China's Xi Jinping will take place in Beijing now on May 5th, 14th and 15th. Of course, that meeting was previously postponed amid the war in Iran. And when asked today if the new timeline means that a war will also wrap up before then, the White House reiterates that the original timeline for the war was four to six weeks, but now they are ahead of schedule.
Adam Curry
I saw the cabinet meeting this morning as I'm putting clips together. I was like, do I need to clip anything? Answer no. But it was, the president said the same thing. It's like we had four to six weeks. We're way ahead of schedule. I think we got like two weeks left, but we're way ahead of schedule. Everything's hunky dory. Should be wrapping it up pretty soon.
John C. Dvorak
Well, let's hope so. Now this is the one that I kind of got my attention, made me put these together. Which is adding Turkey to the mix. Nobody is discussing this.
NTD Reporter Iris Tao
Almost a month into the war in Iran and the United States and Israel continue launching strikes against the Iranian regime. This as Turkey says it's now mediating talks between the US And Iran to help bring an end to the war entities. Jason Perry has the latest war update.
Reuters Reporter
US Forces on Wednesday report striking Iranian military infrastructure that has threatened American troops and regional partners for decades. The US Military also addressing claims that the Iranian regime shot down a US Fighter jet, saying in a post on X that the claim is false, adding that no US Fighter aircraft have been shot down by Iran fighting alongside the U.S. the Israeli air Force saying they completed another wave of overnight attacks in Iran, this one on weapons production sites in and near Tehran, including a strike on a facility used for developing submarines. An Israeli general saying this the day
Retired Brigadier General Steve Anderson
before
Adam Curry
the Iranians plan to launch hundreds of missiles towards Israel on the first day of the operation. They fired fewer than 100 on the the first day and half that amount on the second day. The number of launches decreased very quickly. The average is roughly about 10 missiles per day.
Reuters Reporter
An Iranian missile was seen falling from the sky in Israel on Wednesday. And workers cleaning up the aftermath from an Iranian missile that struck Israel's largest city, Tel Aviv. Also in the region. A Turkish official telling Reuters on Wednesday that Turkey is now mediating talks between the US And Iran in an effort to help bring an end to the war. The Turkey Turkish official did not elaborate on what messages were being passed between the U. S and Iran, but he did say that messages were also being passed on to Gulf countries who have been caught up in the war. This as Iranian attack drones reportedly struck a fuel tank at Kuwait International Airport the same day.
John C. Dvorak
There's no mention of Turkey by the. No anybody except these guys. And it makes more sense if you think about it.
Adam Curry
Well, they're, they're in the region now. The Pakistan, the Pakistan stuff, that has to be about oil for China. That's got to be some backroom deal. Hey, hey, Trump, we need give us some oil, man. Come on ship some our way. That's got to be what that is.
John C. Dvorak
That would make more sense. But they're not. Pakistanis aren't known for negotiating peace deals, but the Turks are always trying to get in on the action.
Adam Curry
Yeah, always horning in. Well, they're a NATO member, so they do have some standing still.
John C. Dvorak
The last of the clip just mentions the Kuwait and Lebanon which are still kind of sideshows.
Adam Curry
Well, that's Israel's deal. I think Israel is in charge blowing that up.
Reuters Reporter
Kuwait's ambassador to the United nations in Geneva saying this about the situation.
Adam Curry
What we are witnessing today is a persistent aggressive approach that disregards all the efforts and initiatives undertaken by the state
Kuwait Ambassador
of Kuwait and other countries in the
Adam Curry
region over many years to establish the
PBS Analyst
principles of good neighborliness and build trust.
Reuters Reporter
And in another development, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu saying Israel is determined to fundamentally change the situation in Lebanon. And the Israel Defense Forces said they'll continue to operate against Hezbollah, accusing the terrorist group of attacking Israel on behalf of the Iranian regime.
Adam Curry
Yeah, Israel's got its own thing, I think was France 24 had a report on how the US interests have diverged from Israel.
NTD Reporter Iris Tao
The still smoldering aftermath of Iranian airstrikes on Tel Aviv Tuesday morning. Weeks into the conflict, the number of missiles launched at Israel was waning. But in recent days, they've started raining down again, casting doubts on just how destroyed Iran's ballistic missile program actually is. Now US President Donald Trump is u turning on the war from escalating threats to negotiations with Tehran. After speaking with Trump, Israel's prime minister attempted to show unity while emphasizing the fight will go on.
Adam Curry
President Trump believes there's a chance to leverage the tremendous achievements of the IDF and the US Military in order to realize the war's objectives in an agreement, an agreement that will safeguard our vital interests. At the same time, we continue to strike both in Iran and in Lebanon.
NTD Reporter Iris Tao
Israel has been clear its goal is to bring down the Iranian regime. But US war objectives continue to shift from the destruction of the nuclear program to ballistic capabilities or even at one point, regime change. Now, faced with the possibility it's American partner may want out of the conflict altogether. Israel is trying to convince the world the war isn't over.
Adam Curry
We continue to attack Iran with all our might. Regarding Lebanon, Hezbollah made the grave mistake when it attacked Israel as a tool of the Iranian terrorist regime and it is paying and will pay a heavy price.
NTD Reporter Iris Tao
Israel wants to avoid a repeat of the 12 day one war in June 2025, which ended at the insistence of Donald Trump.
Adam Curry
So there's a little disagreement there. Trump needs to do what Bibi says. I don't understand. He's not listening.
John C. Dvorak
Well, the Israelis are going to be on their own.
Adam Curry
They sure are. Did you see that? That theory? Someone sent it to us this morning. If you were looking at a grand plan, how. And it kind of explains our lackadaisical approach to Syria. Hey, you used to be an ISIS guy. You got a suit on, you can run the country
John C. Dvorak
with a new name,
Adam Curry
change your name, throw on the suit, you're good to go. So the thesis is that this is all about us gaining complete energy dominance. So we cut off China with their Syria connection because they had a whole transit thing set up. We got Venezuela and that Venezuela oil is being traded in dollars. Now we see what happens with the Straits of Hormuz. I personally think we're going to take over the island. Kharg Island. And we'll be running that part seems like. And again, making sure it gets sold in dollars, especially to you, China, and then the lng.
John C. Dvorak
At the real price.
Adam Curry
Yeah, at retail. No more wholesale for you. Retail prices. And then the LNG part, I think this is much bigger than we realize. Europe has to buy it from us, Asia has to buy it from us. You know, we're going to power all of the infrastructure in all the AI. They took out a whole bunch of data centers too, which is kind of interesting. Amazon data centers. There's your AI.
John C. Dvorak
They bombed one.
Adam Curry
Yeah, a couple of them. Yeah, they bombed a couple of them.
John C. Dvorak
You're in Iran?
Adam Curry
No, no, in Saudi Arabia.
John C. Dvorak
Who bombed them?
Adam Curry
The Iranians.
John C. Dvorak
Well, that's interesting.
Adam Curry
Yeah. Let me see if I still have that. I have a link somewhere about it. Yeah, they took out a. Actually, it was our boots on the ground guy. Here he is. Let me see. This is from our guy in the Region. A new casualty of war is data centers and cloud service providers. Both AWS locations. Oh, in Bahrain, I'm sorry, and uae, not Saudi Arabia, were targeted in the past three weeks. The impact was quite devastating as data center physical security protects from an intruder or fire. But no data center is designed to withstand a direct drone or ballistic missile hit. Now, consider the future crosshair the world will have around shiny new and expensive AI data centers and the potential cost to fortify. So I think somehow wrapped up in this is, and that could be part of Trump's maniacal idea that AI is the new oil, the most important thing in the world, and you can't power them without our nuclear and LNG plants. And we're going to outrun China with it. China really is hurting, I think, from this oil glut much less than we are. So if there's a big plan, a big strategy behind it, part of it is working, I think. The dollar seems to be getting stronger, which in my mind means people need dollars to get energy. And the next boots to fall on the ground would be, hey, Russia, go ahead and sell it. Let Russia sell the oil real cheap. We've already kind of started that.
John C. Dvorak
Well, we'll see. It seems too damn complicated.
Adam Curry
Well, what would be. What do you mean?
John C. Dvorak
I mean, you got all these moving parts, you've got the, you know, oil and gas, and then there's all these other subcategories. In fact, you can play this clip, which is urea is another missing element in Australia.
Adam Curry
Oh, that's the, the pig urine.
John C. Dvorak
Well, it comes from petroleum.
Adam Curry
Yeah, but pig urine, we've talked about this stuff. You need it for your climate change friendly diesel.
NTD Reporter Iris Tao
Well, there are fresh warnings that Australia's food production could be halved in months as the war in Iran disrupts supply chains. So what's the biggest threat to our farmers? Well, it all comes down to fuel and fertiliser.
Kuwait Ambassador
Australia imports 96% of our urea fertilizers
Adam Curry
from overseas, with over half of that coming from the Middle East. But with the war, exports have ground to a halt, and that will impact
Kuwait Ambassador
our farmers and eventually our food at supermarkets.
Adam Curry
Right, fertilizer again. How could we let these, these numb nuts in Iran control all of this? This is what's being exposed and the
John C. Dvorak
other bad, bad actor. And this is. Which nobody's talking about because it's a little esoteric. Which is helium.
Adam Curry
Yes, I had a clip about that. I think you need that to cool down stuff like chip, chip manufacturing.
John C. Dvorak
It's necessary for cheap Chip manufacturing and TMSC is only got like three weeks supply left. I think Samsung has about three or four months. And if they, if you have to shut down one of these plants like the one in Taiwan, it could take up to five months to get it back up.
Adam Curry
Oh really? You can't just flip the switch on those?
John C. Dvorak
No, no switch, no switch flipping.
Adam Curry
Really? Why is that?
John C. Dvorak
The process is complex.
Adam Curry
Well, I mean, okay, so you don't have any helium. Okay, we got to stop. But then you start it up again. It's it, that's. What do you happen to know the complexity of it?
John C. Dvorak
I, I'm not unsure of it, but there's a lot of moving parts. Well and it's one of those things that has to be running all the time.
Adam Curry
I'm thinking by Wednesday next week this thing is we've got something wrapped up. If not, it's going to get really ugly because then they can just drag on. I found CNN had retired. What is he? General I think or Admiral, I don't know who it is now. Stephen Anderson and he had some pretty decent things to say about the so called boots on the ground because the 82nd Airborne, they're elite guys and gals, they go and do stuff and get stuff done. And I got a couple clips.
CNN Reporter
President Trump said Tuesday Vice President J.D. vance, Secretary of State Marco Rubio set to lead negotiations, officials telling CNN a potential meeting this weekend could happen in Pakistan, although exact timing and location remains very fluid. The President also has said Secretary Rubio along with special envoy Steve Witkoff and the President's son in law Jared Kushner will take part in negotiations with Iran, although it's still unclear whether they'll travel to Pakistan for a meeting this weekend. Let's discuss all of this with retired Brigadier General Steve Anderson. General, really appreciate you coming in. I want to start with the headlines that people may have seen. CNN reported about a deployment of about 1,000 troops from the 82nd Airborne. And just to start with, the 82nd Airborne itself spent a lot of time in Fort Prague as a kid.
Retired Brigadier General Steve Anderson
The significance of the unit, it's a great unit. The immediate response, it's a great unit.
Adam Curry
I tell you those guys are a
Retired Brigadier General Steve Anderson
great unit force that they put together probably about a thousand troops, although some people are saying perhaps 2000. That's probably about a battalion's worth. They can be on the the ground in about 22 hours or so to fly to a place like probably Al Udid Air Base in Qatar. That would put them if the mission is carg island, they'd be about 250 miles away. Still a long shot, but still something they could do. If the mission is in the Strait of Hormuz, as some people have talked about, that could be also 250 miles away and they could go to Seaside island there. But I mean, this is a light unit. Okay, so. So they're going to have crew serve weapons, they're going to have individual weapons, they're going to have some mortars, they're going to have aviation support, they're going to have Apache helicopters. You know, they're going to probably be lifted in on Chinooks or maybe even Black Hawks. Probably take about 70 some odd Blackhawks to move a unit of that size, battalion size, into Carg Island. If they had C130s and they wanted to do an airborne operation, which they could, it would take about probably 15 or so C130, 30s. But again, that's a very, very dangerous situation.
Adam Curry
I'm thinking the retired military man here is sending some messages. That sounds plausible to me. 82nd Airborne Apaches, drop them in, take over the island.
CNN Reporter
The buildup that we've seen, also Marine units have been moving toward the region as well. I think there's a lot of questions about what it actually means, whether it's an optionality issue or whether it is. There are definitely going to be boots on the ground. Speaker Mike Johnson said this when he was asked about it.
Adam Curry
Listen, the buildup of troops is very different than boots on the ground. We don't have boots on the ground. We just got a lot in the region, man. They're not on the ground. They're in the water. Okay, feet's in the water. I don't think that's the intention, but I think Iran should watch that build up and they need to take note of that.
CNN Reporter
The distinction there, I understand it on its face, but a buildup at this level to where it's at right now, is this something that could be pulled back with no repercussions?
Retired Brigadier General Steve Anderson
Absolutely, Phil. I mean, it could. I mean, it could be a bargaining chip, you know, for diplomacy. Just like Speaker Johnson suggests. The MEU is going to be a very capable entity right now. The 31st MEU, we believe, is at the mouth of the Persian Gulf, but they still got to come through the Strait of Hormuz, you know, if in fact they're going to go to something like Khargarh or Carg island or one of the islands in, in within the Strait. But I mean, I think that putting boots on the ground, obviously would be a huge step forward. And, you know, we were talking Mission Creek big time, but perhaps they're just trying to position these forces over there in the Middle east to give them
CNN Reporter
some options later on, send a signal on some level.
Adam Curry
Yes, on the signal on some level. Final one, just because I thought there was a fun little quote in here.
CNN Reporter
When it comes to the Strait of Hormuz, obviously there has been no major breakthrough. There have been no naval escorts. The insurance proposal wasn't enough to trigger tankers and their personnel saying, sure, we'll take a shot at this. Is there a viable military solution to that that the US Would be considering right now?
Retired Brigadier General Steve Anderson
I would think that probably the only viable military solution, the one that makes the most sense, is to have some kind of an escort mission. But it's going to still be fraught with peril because you're talking about an enemy, a committed enemy. I mean, 200,000, you know, religious fanatics. That's what the IRGC is. These people are fighting to the death. They are not going to go down easily. It's either kill or be killed. They know if there's any kind of a regime change, they're gone. So they're going to continue to use all their asymmetric capabilities. They're going to use mines, they're going to use missiles. They're going to use probably some of the cruise missiles. Like homemade cruise missiles. You remember, Phil, when the Moscow was
Adam Curry
sunk by the Ukrainians for you, homemade cruise missiles.
John C. Dvorak
I made one the other day.
Retired Brigadier General Steve Anderson
Probably some of the cruise missiles, like homemade cruise missiles. You remember when the Moscow was sunk by the Ukrainians four years ago, that was essentially a surfboard on steroids. They also got drones, as we all know.
Adam Curry
So they're going to use all those
Retired Brigadier General Steve Anderson
elements of their power, their asymmetric power, to try to interdict the strait as best they possibly can.
Adam Curry
Know. I don't know, man. I don't know.
John C. Dvorak
Well, maybe they want to take the. How about this? Okay, so Trump is in talks with. With a renegade offshoot of the irgc, obviously. Yeah. And with some hot shots.
Adam Curry
Yeah.
John C. Dvorak
Some guys who can, who could stop.
Adam Curry
They can do stuff. They can do stuff.
John C. Dvorak
Well, they obviously can show. And that's why they sent the 10 ships through to show that, not watch. We're gonna watch how they. They go right through. There's a gift. Take these ships. And so nobody even took a shot at them.
Adam Curry
That's right.
John C. Dvorak
So we're in charge down here. But the ayatollahs or whoever the other side the faction, another faction up north owns that has got that island. And they're the ones that's still going to be benefited, benefiting from all the, the oil that they're going to be able to pump out of that place. That's the oil export area. So if you guys can grab that for us. Oh, you got the firepower to do it? You've already bombed the crap out of it. Now just grab it and lock it down and we're good to go.
Adam Curry
Possible. Kind of like it.
John C. Dvorak
Yeah, why not? We do that kind of stuff. Yeah, fight for someone else. The Jews usually.
Adam Curry
Meanwhile, Jesse Waters sent Johnny out for spring break. Always a hoot. Did you see this one I was having?
John C. Dvorak
I almost, I was gonna do a three part clip. I only have two. Yes, I did. It was a typical kind of disgusting because the girls are all sluts and many of them are just gorgeous. Yes.
Adam Curry
And drunk.
John C. Dvorak
What's the most surprising thing? Well, I got here the first day I hooked up with a guy and we're gonna do one a day.
Arthur Brooks
We sent Johnny down there for a little welfare check.
Adam Curry
What college you guys go to?
John C. Dvorak
UCC.
NTD Reporter Iris Tao
FAU.
Adam Curry
Sacred Heart University, Ohio State, spring break 2026. What is the game plan?
NTD Reporter Iris Tao
Drinking blackout with my rack out if
Planetary Society Host
my mom is watching.
John C. Dvorak
Blackout with my rack out. Now you have to. The thing about this that's always overlooked. I'm kind of a student of this segment.
Adam Curry
Yeah. Can you turn your mic down just a little bit? You're just, you're just crunching a little bit. Sorry.
John C. Dvorak
So I, I, There you go. I try to keep up with this and one of the things that the subtext is these are all college students and he has them name the colleges.
Adam Curry
Yeah, that's.
John C. Dvorak
So if you go to Ohio State, you're going to be blacking out with your racket. Blackout with my rack out. I mean, come on.
Retired Brigadier General Steve Anderson
Spring break 2026.
Adam Curry
What is the game plan?
NTD Reporter Iris Tao
Drinking blackout with my rock out if
Adam Curry
my mom is watching.
Planetary Society Host
I'm sorry mom, but I've been getting pretty drunk almost every day.
John C. Dvorak
Hook up with some girls, get with as many girls as we can and not come back with the std.
NTD Reporter Iris Tao
Wake out with one person each night. That's it.
Adam Curry
So how many guys have you made out with this week?
NTD Reporter Iris Tao
I've been here for about 10 days. So 10.
Adam Curry
What were their names?
NTD Reporter Iris Tao
I don't remember.
Adam Curry
Name one. What is the craziest thing you've seen at spring break?
NTD Reporter Iris Tao
Not that crazy. I've seen people do like cocaine off of boobs. I saw A girl like black out on the street. That was pretty exciting. Sunday mimosa drag races.
John C. Dvorak
You see, I gotta take his pants
Adam Curry
off in the middle of the club.
NTD Reporter Iris Tao
There's a lot of famous people down here.
Adam Curry
Have you seen Johnny Bellisario?
NTD Reporter Iris Tao
What?
Adam Curry
Never mind. Okay, what is the wildest thing you've done down here?
NTD Reporter Iris Tao
Got with somebody that first night that
Adam Curry
I came down here, whole day, two days ago.
John C. Dvorak
Stripping naked, getting in the water.
Adam Curry
You got to say.
John C. Dvorak
You got to say what you do.
Adam Curry
You went something crazy. All the strip, honestly.
John C. Dvorak
All right.
Adam Curry
On the strip.
NBC Reporter
No.
No Agenda Theme Singer
We had this.
Adam Curry
What issue facing America is the most important to you?
NTD Reporter Iris Tao
What bikini I'm going to wear next?
Adam Curry
We just have to remind everybody that man on the street segments are the most fun for any television producer because you can mold it and shape it however you want. Because I'm sure there were some kids going. I'm really concerned about what's happening in Iran. Okay, maybe not cool. Diego, dude.
NTD Reporter Iris Tao
University of North Florida in Jacksonville.
John C. Dvorak
Georgetown University, The Ohio State University.
Adam Curry
How woke is your school?
Planetary Society Host
Woke.
NTD Reporter Iris Tao
Like party wise, we're woke as pretty woke. I will say they're crazy over there.
Ed O'Keefe
What is the definition of woke?
NTD Reporter Iris Tao
The definition of woke? Oh my gosh, that's like a difficult question.
Adam Curry
What happens at spring break?
NTD Reporter Iris Tao
You have a few people offering you to do things for money. That's probably the craziest.
John C. Dvorak
My friend was shrieking all day last night. My friend Pete, last night.
Adam Curry
Why do you do that?
Planetary Society Host
Because he's a degenerate.
NTD Reporter Iris Tao
I just saw a guy start punching this other guy.
President Trump
Was he really good or was it just.
Adam Curry
Actually, he was really good.
NTD Reporter Iris Tao
He started practice.
President Trump
Did I have taken him in a fight?
Adam Curry
How would the ladies been treating you?
John C. Dvorak
Treated me. The three shots for free.
Adam Curry
She treated you to shots?
John C. Dvorak
Yeah, it's usually the other way around, but.
Adam Curry
Well, you're drinking out of a straw, so it kind of checks out. Is that good?
John C. Dvorak
No, it tastes like ass. But we're drinking it.
Adam Curry
How are the guys been treating you?
NTD Reporter Iris Tao
Oh, they're guys. Nice. Lovely.
Adam Curry
So chivalry is not dead.
John C. Dvorak
It is,
NTD Reporter Iris Tao
but you don't come to Fort Lauderdale to find your husband. They like, like it when you say like. Like, oh, I have a boyfriend. They're like, okay, well, he's not here.
Adam Curry
If you were President of the United States, what would be the first thing that you guys do?
NTD Reporter Iris Tao
Buy something really cool. Like a bunch of cars. Lower the drinking age.
Adam Curry
All the girls got to be in bikinis 24 7.
NTD Reporter Iris Tao
Give me and my friends a lot of money.
Adam Curry
You'd Steal?
NTD Reporter Iris Tao
Yeah.
Adam Curry
From the Federal Reserve.
NTD Reporter Iris Tao
What's Federal Reserve.
Ed O'Keefe
Tell me about ice.
NTD Reporter Iris Tao
I mean, someone's gotta do it. Makes every drink better.
John C. Dvorak
He wants.
NTD Reporter Iris Tao
Wants a warm drink.
ABC Reporter
Not me.
Adam Curry
My dad has a restaurant, and if
Planetary Society Host
ICE went into that restaurant and took.
John C. Dvorak
And went into our kitchen, I'm not
Adam Curry
gonna name the restaurant because ICE will
Planetary Society Host
actually see this and do it. But, yeah, like, the restaurant would not be open.
Adam Curry
How about all those TSA lines?
NTD Reporter Iris Tao
I'm, like, scared to go back. All the flights are getting canceled. One of them was really nice to me. I had a puppy dog, like my stuffed animal in my backpack, and he loved it.
John C. Dvorak
Oh, my God. I was in line for 40 minutes. Yeah, that was.
Adam Curry
That's interesting. You. You did not include any of the Iran stuff that. That they had in that segment.
John C. Dvorak
I. I intended to. And that's clip two, which you'll see is missing by the numbering sequence. Yes, Is missing.
Adam Curry
I have some of what would have been clip 2. I'm very happy the Ayatollah is dead.
NTD Reporter Iris Tao
I'm so. What? Who.
John C. Dvorak
What.
NTD Reporter Iris Tao
What is that?
Planetary Society Host
Who the is Ayatollah?
NTD Reporter Iris Tao
I've never heard that word in my life.
Adam Curry
What's Ayatollah? I haven't heard.
NTD Reporter Iris Tao
I found out about Chuck Norris yesterday. That was more devastating to me.
Retired Brigadier General Steve Anderson
He was the Supreme Leader of Iran.
Adam Curry
He's dead. We killed him. Oh, you did? You killed him. What have you heard about Venezuela?
NTD Reporter Iris Tao
Venezuela? Nothing. I'm not sure. I barely know what'd be going on in, like, Tennessee, where I'm from, that
Planetary Society Host
they beat us in the World Baseball Classic.
Adam Curry
Have you heard anything else?
NTD Reporter Iris Tao
No, nothing. I haven't heard nothing about Venezuela.
John C. Dvorak
Yeah, that's. That's pretty much. That's why there's two of us.
No Agenda Producer
Good.
John C. Dvorak
Good catch. But, you know, they don't know anything.
Adam Curry
It's embarrassment. Well, yes, on one hand, it's an embarrassment. I will tell you that the American college youth, the university kids, are envied by university kids around the world, certainly in Europe, because they look at this and they go, wow. They got no care in the world. It's great. They're getting blackout with their rack out.
John C. Dvorak
Yeah. And look at the nice figures on a couple of those girls.
Adam Curry
Yes. And I have a feeling that this may not be all that bad. You're a freshman, you're a sophomore. Do all your idiotic things. And whatever's happening, whatever. We're all super concerned with the whole pot o sphere. They're like, he's having a good time.
John C. Dvorak
Yeah, that's. Well, they are Having a good time.
Adam Curry
Yeah, that's. I don't think it's an embarrassment like, you know, you'll figure it out later.
John C. Dvorak
At some level it is, you'll figure
Adam Curry
it out later that you need some worry about some things. But do you really have to, I mean, do you, are you, don't you
John C. Dvorak
think by the time that you're a freshman or a sophomore in college at the Ohio State and that you've graduated from high school and you don't know what an ayatollah is now, you don't need to know embarrassing parts to high
Adam Curry
schools, but you don't need to know in America. You just need to know how to drive the Uber, just follow the directions on the map. You know, these, these are happy dumb people. I have less of a problem with it than I thought I would. Eh. Okay. Yeah.
John C. Dvorak
You're becoming very tolerant.
Adam Curry
I'm a bit tolerant. It was a, it was an interesting Sunday this morning, which is, was at cbs I think had Arthur Brooks, who is supposedly New York Times best selling author. Do you know Arthur Brooks, New York Times bestselling author?
John C. Dvorak
No.
Adam Curry
He's a blowhard. The kind of guy you gotta, you gotta edit the pauses between every single word he says.
John C. Dvorak
Oh, one of those guys.
Adam Curry
Yeah. But what he was saying reminded me a lot of you in a good way. And I want you to listen to this and tell me if you agree. I think he's spot on with this. And it was just I thought of you, I'm like, oh, that's kind of what John does.
Arthur Brooks
Throughout all of human history, boredom was just a part of life. We went to work in the factory or on the farm, and a lot of that time was, well, pretty boring. But here's the thing that made our brains work properly. When you're bored, a set of structures in your brain turns on called the Default mode network. This is what you use for mind wandering, abstract thinking, and considering the meaning of your life. In the last 15 years, we've all but gotten rid of boredom. And you know how the average person looks at his or her phone 205 times a day. But that also means the Default Mode network stays off. So we never think about life's big why questions. Over time, this creates a sense of emptiness, a lack of purpose and significance. This can lead to anxiety and depression. To reintroduce yourself to the meaning of your life means to learn to manage your devices and not let them manage you. That requires living with a few simple rules that introduce more silent spaces into your life. Go for A walk each day without your phone. Work out without headphones. Create a phone free zone at mealtimes. Put away the phone an hour before bed and keep it out of the bedroom. At first this will be hard because the moment you're a little bored, you'll reach for the device and feel a little twinge of disappointment. But don't worry, it gets easier with practice. It will take about two weeks, but you'll find a richness you haven't felt maybe in years. You'll be calmer and more at peace. This is how you'll know your brain is working the way it was designed. People will notice the difference and ask your happiness secret. Just tell them that your life got more interesting. Why? Because you allowed yourself to be bored.
Adam Curry
Now I know that you don't have a phone or phone addiction and that you don't grab your phone when you're bored. I have a feeling.
John C. Dvorak
Well, because I, I mean, I used to, I wasn't terrible, but I once I put it in the drawer and then decided to make a thing about having it in the drawer. And after about. It takes about four months. And then, you know, that's interesting because you think, oh, I needed to, I needed to go to the store. What happens if there's an emergency? And so you constantly worried about. So you stop carrying it around and you stop using it for navigation. And after about four, it takes about two months to get used to that. And then it becomes pleasurable. It improves things. You. It's like you don't have to worry about where your phone is. It's just in the drawer. And. And then it becomes like, wow, I'm just going to leave it in the drawer all the time. I do pull it out. I have it right now because I'm not at my house and I need some form of communication.
Adam Curry
Right.
John C. Dvorak
But it's, it's the way to go.
Adam Curry
Now, do you, do you get bored?
John C. Dvorak
Well, I don't know what bored. I mean, I can find ways to.
Adam Curry
Well, no, let me ask you this. When you go out, you don't have. You go to the grocery store. So this is what I see all the time. You go to the grocery store, you're standing in the line, the checkout line.
John C. Dvorak
Right. I see it too.
Adam Curry
And what do you do when you're in the checkout line because you don't have your phone?
John C. Dvorak
I stand like a normal person in the checkout line waiting to get checked out.
Adam Curry
Are you thinking of stuff like life?
John C. Dvorak
Oh, yeah. I guess that's the moment he's talking about. Yeah, yeah, probably good for me now. Now that he says it, it sounds like it might be healthy.
Adam Curry
Yes. And I think these kids, they're using their phone only to hook up, you know, hey, where are you going to be? And the rest of the time they're drinking. Okay? Just replace the drinking with some boredom and some thought about life, and they'll probably be okay. It's the. It's the. The. The constant. I've gotta.
President Trump
I've.
Adam Curry
I gotta check what's going on. What's happening? Oh, man. Oh, what is Trump doing? Oh, I gotta make sure I'm at the. No Kings Day Saturday, which is happening again. No Kings Saturday. Did you see our first lady?
John C. Dvorak
No, I passed it over a couple of times. I've been maybe thinking about watching it, but no. So you must have watched.
No Agenda Theme Singer
Yes.
Adam Curry
And I was so disappointed.
John C. Dvorak
Why?
Adam Curry
Because, first of all, she had a robot. So she walks out with a robot. The robot looks like every other manky robot, you know. Okay. It's walking next to her. Oh, wow. I'm.
John C. Dvorak
What was the point of that?
Adam Curry
Well, we'll get to the point of that. She walks out with the robot, and they all sit behind the dais. You got Bob McCrone sitting there. You got the. The first lady of Roman, you know, the princess, the whatever. You got all these ladies. And if you watch the Melania documentary, you know, they're all. They're all in it together.
President Trump
Yes.
Adam Curry
We're going to help the children doing everything. And I like the first lady, but this was so disappointing. So then they get the robot. The robot stands in front of the dais, and the robot is kind of waving with its jerky arm to everybody. And this is the whole. This is the whole robot speech.
NTD Reporter Iris Tao
Thank you, First Lady Melania Trump, for inviting me to the White House. It is an honor.
Adam Curry
The robot has vocal fry to be
NTD Reporter Iris Tao
at Fostering the Future.
John C. Dvorak
It sounds exactly like Carolyn Levitt.
Adam Curry
It does.
NTD Reporter Iris Tao
Inviting me to the White House. It is an honor to be at Fostering the Future Together's Global Coalition inaugural meeting. I'm figure three, a humanoid built in the United States of America. I am grateful to be part of this historic movement to empower children with technology and education.
Adam Curry
Welcome.
NTD Reporter Iris Tao
Bienvenidos.
Adam Curry
So now it's going through welcome in all these different languages. Wow, it speaks different languages. Thank you. It can vocal fry in 16 languages. I mean, what is this? Excuse me. I'm very disappointed. This robot doesn't do a backflip. Doesn't do anything fun like point people. Out say, hey, you know, I recognize you with my. With my facial recognition. How's your kid doing? Anything but this. This vocal fry bienvenue.
John C. Dvorak
And then again I ask what's. What was the point?
Adam Curry
Here we go.
NTD Reporter Iris Tao
Imagine a humanoid educator named Plato. Plato is always patient and. And always available. Predictably, our children, we develop deep critical thinking and independent reasoning abilities. The AI powered Play DOH will boost analytics skills and problem solving and adopt in real time to a student's space, prior knowledge and even emotional state. The byproduct, a more well rounded lifestyle for our children. Freeing up time for being with friends, playing sports and developing interest beyond school. A more complete person.
Adam Curry
So the first lady is advocating for robot teachers so the kid can somehow become more well rounded. This. This. I didn't. I don't understand this at all.
John C. Dvorak
This was in the Netflix special.
Adam Curry
No, no, no, no. This happened just yesterday.
John C. Dvorak
Oh, okay.
Adam Curry
This happened at the White House. No, this is.
John C. Dvorak
What?
Adam Curry
No, the White House, the Netflix special. You saw her talking about her. Her nonprofit.
John C. Dvorak
You know, did she come out with
Adam Curry
the robot at the White House? Yes, she walked out.
John C. Dvorak
No, I mean on the Netflix.
Adam Curry
No, the Netflix special.
John C. Dvorak
Oh, you see, you're confusing me.
Adam Curry
Well, okay, I'm sorry.
John C. Dvorak
This is all he's. I thought we were talking about the documentary.
Adam Curry
No, this is. This was yesterday in the White House. She's walking out with the robot and then. And then the whole thing is. Oh, yeah, remember, the robot's name is Plato. But she says play doh, which is just fantastic.
Arthur Brooks
Play doh.
Adam Curry
Play doh. Okay, but I. She is. She is for children. You're not gonna have your kid educated by this stupid robot.
John C. Dvorak
I don't know what's going on.
Adam Curry
Whatever it is, it's not okay. I'm very against that. It just doesn't. Maybe she.
John C. Dvorak
You started off with the. With an analysis of the. Of the documentary.
Adam Curry
You never gave me a listen.
John C. Dvorak
Is it any good?
Adam Curry
Oh, just because Mimi and I talked about the documentary. I'm sorry. Yes, I liked the documentary a lot. I liked it because she shows a kind of. Jackie Kennedy might kill my husband one day if he gets out of line. Shoot him. Class, very meticulous about everything, wants to bring class back to the White House. And I like that. As an American, I like that.
John C. Dvorak
I know it's classy about a robot.
Adam Curry
No, that's my point. It is perpendicular to the whole. Melania loving children. And she was talking in the documentary with Bob Macron and the Jordanian lady about their nonprofit and their work for children. We have to do stuff for children. And they're all there at the White House when Melania walks out with the robot and this is what they're doing for children. I'm like, no, Heck no. What happened to teachers?
John C. Dvorak
Yes, these robots aren't going to work out.
Adam Curry
It's no good anyway. Leads me into the big news of the day.
NTD Reporter Iris Tao
So, Kelly, after more than a week of deliberations, a jury in Los Angeles finding Both Metta and YouTube liable on all counts in this bellwether civil case over allegations that their platforms were designed to be addictive. That, of course, course comes just one day after a separate jury in New Mexico ruled against Meta in a case centered on similar claims about product design and child safety. Now, in this LA case, jurors were asked whether the companies misled the public about the safety of their apps and whether certain design features contributed to the plaintiff's mental distress. She had alleged that she became addicted to social media while underage. Jury completely finding in favor of the plaintiff. Now, as for damages, they set that at $3 million, with Meta responsible for paying 70% of that sum. Kelly.
Planetary Society Host
Wow.
NTD Reporter Iris Tao
There are seven counts here. On all seven for Metta, they were found negligent, basically. And all seven for YouTube, they were found negligent.
Adam Curry
And you're saying of the $3 million,
NTD Reporter Iris Tao
they're assigning, what did you say, three quarters of that to Metta? Yeah, 70% will be paid out by Metta, but 3 million is coming in a lot lower than. Than some legal analysts had expected. And I've got the list of seven questions here. First one, was YouTube, was meta negligent in the design or operation of their platform? Definitive yes from the jury.
Adam Curry
Okay, so because of the amounts. 3 million. 3 million, and then 3 million in punitive damages to one person, $6 million. I kind of brushed the story off. Whatever. Okay. But it was Rob, the constitutional lawyer, who's just been hounding me, says, you have no idea. Now, we have to understand that Rob, the constitutional lawyer, before he became Suits and Boots, he's now on the. He's now a personal injury lawyer, so good for him. Yes. So suitsandboots.com if you got hit by a truck or anything else, you think you got wronged. But before that, he worked for the tobacco guys, and he was the one that would go out or one of the many, many lawyers that would defend tobacco companies against a very similar accusation, that they knowingly made their product addictive or maybe even more addictive. And so we're going back and forth on Email said, no, no, Adam, you have to understand this is big. I said, well, isn't this going to get rolled up into some class action lawsuit and everybody gets $18 in the cracker Jack's box? And he says, no, no, no.
John C. Dvorak
What did he mention or cite the phrase that I guess YouTube said in one of the depositions called casino game, type something or the word casino done on purpose to get people addicted to. It's like a gambling mechanism. Well, there's a phrase, it's a gem.
Adam Curry
Yeah, I might have it in the show notes. I've seen that. Well, so the, you know, the, the real point of this, of all the different analyses, everyone kind of sucked. Npr, you know, NPR had, let me see one, one half decent piece of analysis. This is just one of the clips I grabbed from them.
NTD Reporter Iris Tao
Wait, what I want to understand is the young woman at the center of this case who goes by Kaylee, I understand she's now 20 years old. Right. And she says she started using Instagram when she was just 11 years old. Isn't that against met his terms of service?
NPR Reporter
Yeah. And this was a major part of the trial, which is how many young people below the stated, you know, minimum age are using the platform. And when Mark Zuckerberg got on the stand, it was read internal emails back to him that basically demonstrated that the company has been aggressively pursuing teens and preteens to get on Instagram and to keep them there. Even though, like you said, they have a policy of saying, you know, you've got to be at least 13 years old to use this app. So that was part of the argument the lawyers made as a way of demonstrating that these companies really were after young people, really wanted to keep them there. And now we have a really resounding historic verdict.
John C. Dvorak
Really, really, really.
NPR Reporter
2,000 other cases that have been consolidated over this question of social media addiction.
Adam Curry
Okay, so you already said it for that very reason. I have to play the clip where they mentioned that specifically.
NPR Reporter
Yeah, the New Mexico case is related, but a little different. And it is about whether meta young people from child predators and sexually explicit content on its platforms. And they found that they did not. Right. So with that historic payout and verdict combined with this one today, I mean, this week has just seen two verdicts that have been in the works, Elsa, for years and years and years. It's really a day of reckoning for social media companies. And the plaintiff's lawyers have been outside the courtroom and saying today is sort of like the reckoning that the big tobacco industry had in the late 90s.
Adam Curry
Okay. So that's really what the suit is about, is, you know, they're talking about kids. And I'm sure Kash Patel and these other people will jump in. Yeah, we need digital id. That's all going to be. It's all going to be abused for that. But at the core, this is no secret to anybody who knows anything about technology or Silicon Valley and certainly social networks. Yes, of course. Everything is done to keep you engaged. Everything is done to keep you hooked. They have brain scientists employed at all of these companies to do one thing. How do we get that next dopamine hit to our user? They call them users so that our user will want to stay on the app so we see the person slowing down. They're not scrolling. Throw those likes we've been holding back at them. Oh, dopamine hit. It's absolutely engineered that way. And from what I understand, although no one.
John C. Dvorak
That's the way I do it, but.
Adam Curry
Well, of course, but there's issues with that. Okay. And if you and I were back in the day, we were running a tobacco company, we'd be like, hey, let's jack up the addiction. This is good for business. Unfortunately, that's what you do. If you're trying to hide that, you know it's going to be a problem. Now here's the PBS stuff. Jury in that case awarded $6 million in compensatory and punitive damages in New Mexico. 375 million. How much does that really affect these big tech companies?
PBS Analyst
Well, it feels like a very small amount of money. Six million compared to, you know, meta worth a trillion dollars. Alphabet worth way more than that. But you got to think about all of the other cases that this sets the tone for. This is setting essentially a per plaintiff kind of price in this case. And so you have 350 family cases behind this. You know, multiply 6 million times that and you're well over a billion dollars. You get then the 250 school district cases that come after that. That's thousands of kids in each school district. And suddenly you're looking at very, very big numbers very fast. Also, I would point out just a few days ago, Meda's insurers sued and won to no longer have to insure them against the judgment in this case. And so that is another, you know, there's basically no cap suddenly on the amount they can be hit with. And I would also just point out here, John, you know, meta gets a lot of the headlines here, and they were determined by this jury in LA to be 70% of the responsibility. But the other 30% was handed to YouTube, which has never been held to this kind of standard before. And the fact that they are now grouped together with this other social media platform could change that platform forever. So this really has the capacity not just to hit these companies with, with enormous fines, but also to change the way they do business. And parents like the one we just heard there are no longer just shrugging and saying, geez, it just feels like something's wrong, but I can't name it. Now there is a name for it, a legal theory for it, and suddenly there's a way for lots and lots and lots of people to sue like they'd never been able to before.
Adam Curry
Yeah, hey, my kid's acting like a moron on the beach during spring break. I wonder where that comes from. From. So, but this is something the legal people have been wanting to find a way because, look, and this is not Rob speaking, this is Adam speaking. I'm sure every single lawyer in the world is like, they look at these companies and go, how can I get some of their money? What can I do to take some of that money?
John C. Dvorak
Yeah. Yep, that's what you do.
Adam Curry
Yeah, that's what you do. Exactly. First Amendment issues, we've been through that section 230, hey, we have no liability for what people say. But now, now there's something new and it's under the covers appeal. The Meta releases statements today, they said
No Agenda Producer
they, quote, respectfully disagreed with both verdicts
Adam Curry
and that they would appeal in New
No Agenda Producer
Mexico and were evaluating their legal options in California.
Adam Curry
What was the company's defense? What do they say to these allegations that their platforms are causing harm?
PBS Analyst
Well, they have always argued that the, you know, misbehavior is not their fault. Fault when it comes to what happens on the platform. And they have, you know, they tried in the, in the Los Angeles case to say that this plaintiff, this kid, had all of these difficulties. And she did. She had a whole host of problems in the home and a history of some mental health issues. But what really has now happened is we're seeing instead a jury say, oh, well, it's not that they caused that, it's that they, they managed to make a vulnerable kid worse. And that is a very different standard than what Meta has been arguing and YouTube have been arguing all of this time. And so, you know, the big thing here, John, right, is that they have been protected behind both the First Amendment and something called Section 230, which is a big blanket immunity for Social media companies makes them not liable for the crazy stuff that you and I might post there. That has been the core of the defense against the big legal wall built around them forever. Suddenly, these two cases which step around those issues and get into the question of design and behavior modification by design, suddenly we're in a very new landscape that I think these companies are going to have a very difficult time arguing against.
Adam Curry
So here's the legal analysis from Rob. And this is exactly what you're talking about. To find punitive damages, the jury had to find that Instagram and YouTube acted with malice, fraud or oppression. The plaintiff's lawyer is a guy from Houston named Mark Lanier. Lanier. Mark is a part time preacher and a fearsome trial lawyer. He cited internal documents to show that Instagram and YouTube knew about the addiction problem. And he's the one that cited the slot machine effect. And in closing argument said the case was as easy as abc. Addicting the brains of children. That's what you want. So that's what it is, the slot machine effect.
John C. Dvorak
Well, actually, the term, the term I was looking for was used by YouTube in an internal document that was brought forth to show that they knew that this was going on all along.
Adam Curry
Right?
John C. Dvorak
Yeah. And it was. And it did have the term casino in it. It was something else. I know it is the slot machine effect, but I thought this other term which incorporates the word casino was more interesting.
Adam Curry
Well, I don't have that.
John C. Dvorak
No. Okay.
Adam Curry
But I think I'll get it back. I think there's something here. And if, you know, would this succeed? Of course they're going to appeal and
John C. Dvorak
this has to succeed. Yes. Rob is right. This is exactly the same as the tobacco situation.
Adam Curry
Yeah.
John C. Dvorak
Because they knew what was going on. They knew about idiots.
Adam Curry
And you know, what's next? AI chatbots. They're going to be next. Same thing.
John C. Dvorak
Yeah.
Adam Curry
So now I still don't know if they can put a. Everyone's talk. Well, that's big numbers when you're talking a billion here, billion there. I don't know about that, but it's a good time to be a personal injury lawyer, that's for sure. Rob, he's in San Francisco today.
John C. Dvorak
Ah, good for him.
Adam Curry
Yeah. You want him to drop by?
John C. Dvorak
No, no. I mean, I'd like to meet the guy like in two months when I've recuperated.
Adam Curry
Is that all it takes? Two months?
John C. Dvorak
No, it's gonna. Well, it depends. It can take about eight months total. But Letterman, who had a quintuple bypass, he was on Stage five weeks afterwards. And so it can be faster. And apparently getting over this can be quite quick if you get lucky.
Adam Curry
Well, can we do anything to make it easier for you?
John C. Dvorak
Yeah, I wish the donations went up to make me feel better. I come back to the show, the donations drop off a cliff.
Adam Curry
Yeah. Thanks for coming back. Mimi was doing great.
John C. Dvorak
Mimi was making the money.
Adam Curry
Mimi was raking it in. Man, what happened to you? So I was at Maverick's place yesterday getting my implants cleaned and he says, dude, dude. I'm like, what? I listened to the show. What John said, He says that's actionable. That you were able to hear them while you were being operated on.
John C. Dvorak
Yes. He says, I got a note from another guy who's an md, also a lawyer. He says the same thing.
Adam Curry
It's actionable. They did not sedate. Well, they sedated you, but they didn't put you out. And the sec. And he immediately says, you got any red hair in your family? Do you have any red hair in your family? Any redheads?
John C. Dvorak
No, sorry.
Adam Curry
You got Scottish or Irish blood in you?
John C. Dvorak
Not that I know of, no.
Adam Curry
Well, then it's.
John C. Dvorak
Why?
Adam Curry
Well, because they're redheads and Scottish, which, you know, redhead, they often need more sedation. That's just genetics. But so the fact that you don't have that in your DNA makes it actionable. The thing you haven't done is you haven't told me how traumatized you are by this.
John C. Dvorak
Well, it was the worst thing that I ever experienced. I guess that's somewhat traumatic.
Adam Curry
I mean, it has affected your podcast performance, I think.
John C. Dvorak
Well. And you can hear my voice?
Adam Curry
Yes. I mean, it is terrible. I mean, you have flashbacks and you can't even really perform your job properly. Right.
John C. Dvorak
That's what I understand.
Adam Curry
Okay. Woo.
John C. Dvorak
I'll have to talk to someone.
Adam Curry
Yeah, well, Rob. Rob is your guy. He's sitting there. Right there. Yeah. Well, anyway, Maverick was. Was shocked. He. He just. He couldn't believe it. He said, this is. This is an outrage that should not happen.
John C. Dvorak
Yeah, well, it was unpleasant.
Adam Curry
Yes, I understand. Just one more tech thing. Just because, you know, I don't know if you heard, but, you know, so OpenAI. They're getting ready to go public. They shut down Sora, which is.
John C. Dvorak
Yeah. Which irked a lot of people.
Adam Curry
Well, of course. But it was a money sink. Everybody knew it. There's no way that they weren't making any money on it. It's just bleeding money. And I don't. I'm. I really think that'll Be the pivot. We talked about it last time. What's funny though is, you know, this open claw thing that everyone's all, all giddy about. Oh, open claw. Oh, I've got, I've been, I've been claw pilled. Oh, my computer's doing stuff for me. You know, the Chinese are, are out of control on this. They are, they're. People are lined up around the block to get computers that have this pre built because, because, you know, they call it raising a lobster. I've heard any of this. But the open claw mascot is a lobster. And so all these Chinese kids, they're like, oh, I'm going to raise a lobster. And I realized open claw is the new Tamagotchi. This is exactly the same mechanism. Like, oh, yeah, I get to train this thing and it does stuff for me and it talks to me. It's the new Tamagotchi, which, that's the mechanism and that's where, that's where the market. That's where your tam is, if you ask me. And not necessarily in these massive data centers. Anyway, interesting last thing on Anthropic because that's just kind of ongoing with the Department of War.
NTD Reporter Iris Tao
Lawyers from the Defense Department and the AI company Anthropic appeared in court in a high stakes battle over the influence of artificial intelligence in modern warfare. Anthropic is challenging the Pentagon's highly unusual decision to designate the company as a supply chain risk.
Adam Curry
The judge in this hearing went as
Planetary Society Host
far as to compare it to corporate murder.
NTD Reporter Iris Tao
President Trump recently ordered government agencies to stop using Anthropic after the company refused to give the government unrestricted use of its AI products. Anthropic saying it does not want its products to be used for mass surveillance or lethal autonomous weapons. That's when Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth labeled the company a supply chain risk, a designation typically reserved for foreign entities.
Adam Curry
The DoD basically needs to prove that there's some kind of risk that Anthropic would try to sabotage the military. They attempted to make this argument during the hearing today by basically saying there's a concern that Anthropic might push a software update with a kill switch, basically making it so that the company can intervene if the Pentagon tried to do something it disagreed with.
NTD Reporter Iris Tao
The judge seemed skeptical of the Pentagon's move, saying she's concerned the government is trying to cripple Anthropic for criticizing the administration. Anthropic's leaders have argued artificial intelligence requires safeguarding from both the government and itself.
Adam Curry
I fail to understand why companies are all jacked about this. Just imagine, oh, yeah, I'm using Anthropic. It runs my whole business. And then Anthropic decides, yeah, you know, we don't like you, or, you know, we're going to charge you extra or, oops, it stopped working. It's a little early, I think. Basic.
John C. Dvorak
Yeah. And you know, that would happen.
Adam Curry
Of course it would. This is like Google has now open. Announced the Android automotive os. Yeah. So. And I think GM is already all in on this. I'm not sure. I think GM's in on it.
No Agenda Theme Singer
It.
Adam Curry
So now they're offering a complete operating system for automobiles. So the car makers can just focus on our engine, wheels, you know, seats, and we'll take care of the rest. So you can already see where this is going. Do you want your car colder than 72 degrees? That's a subscription. It's going to control all of that stuff.
John C. Dvorak
All right, all right.
Adam Curry
You're not interested. Okay.
John C. Dvorak
No. I mean, if you kind of drop dead there.
Adam Curry
Oh, it's easy for you to say.
John C. Dvorak
Yeah, it is. And so, you know, that LaGuardia plane crash, I didn't want to do any pieces about it, but Mimi actually dug something up because she's a big fan of Captain Steve the podcaster.
Adam Curry
Oh, yes, Captain Steve.
John C. Dvorak
And I have to say, I felt. Felt obligated.
Adam Curry
Captain Steve. Captain Steve is not always right.
John C. Dvorak
Yeah, well, nobody is. And I don't watch Captain Steve, but I do like him. And I have to say that it. I felt obligated to play this clip, which is the laguardia. There's two. I have two clips.
Adam Curry
Oh.
John C. Dvorak
But one. Analyzing it. But the first one is this one. LaGuardia Heroes.
Kuwait Ambassador
The fact that the captain took the aircraft two seconds after touchdown and four seconds before impact, I think he saw the truck and he just probably slammed on the brakes. I'm sure they hit the brakes real hard. And the heroic part about all this, whether it was on purpose or not, was the fact that they kept that airplane straight as they impacted that truck. Had they. Had they veered one way or another, which they could have at that speed very easily, like, hit one brake more than the other or put in the rudder. And it would be natural human nature to kind of want to do that, you know, and try to avoid hitting the truck, the wing would have impacted the truck. It would have ruptured. There's lots of fuel in that wing, and you're going to get a fireball, and I think you're going to get more fatalities. So the fact that they went straight into that truck, I think was a heroic act on their. The last thing because they both sacrificed their lives.
Adam Curry
Well, I'm not sure. Okay. Maybe they were doing over 100 knots. I'm not sure they saw it until the last moment, but. Okay, give me for Captain Steve. They're here. Hey. They're dead. So I'm not going to speak bad of them. I'm sure they, when they realized what was going on, I'm sure they did whatever was best of.
John C. Dvorak
I'm sure they weren't happy.
Adam Curry
No.
John C. Dvorak
And this was the rationale for the whole thing. The other clip.
Kuwait Ambassador
And that's what every reasonable human being asks. How in the world could there have not been a transponder in that, that fire truck? Fire truck number one, no transponder in it. So again, as Jennifer Hominy is explaining the. What happens is she's talking about a primary radar return because there was no transponder in that truck. Now there's a transponder in the airplane. And for this as the X system to work, everybody has to have a transponder installed. But here's the frustrating part about all this. There's so much, so many little factions at some of these airports, especially in the bigger cities. Up in Boston, there's Massport. Down in New York, there's the New York Port Authority. That's a separate entity, a separate pot of money, a separate chain of command from everybody else at the airport. And they run their own thing. And so that's who's in charge the fire trucks. And so for the ASDX system to work properly, everybody has to have a transponder installed, mass port or not. Massive passport. But New York Port Authority just basically said, now we're not going to spend the money on that. And so you've got this hugely expensive system in place that's meant to be a last line of defense. And it doesn't work because you didn't spend the money on the transponder. And now we see it, it come to fruition. Two lives are lost. Could have been a lot more. They need to spend the money and put the transponder in those trucks. The system won't alert the controller without the transponder.
Adam Curry
Okay, did you have a question? Because I certainly have commentary.
John C. Dvorak
I have nothing else to say.
Adam Curry
Okay, so yes, many Europe, I think a lot of the ground vehicles have transponders. But there's something that maybe Captain Steve discussed it. But what happened prior to this is the reason a lot of things happened. Here. This fire truck was not just rolling around for no reason. There was, I believe, a united airlines who was on the taxiway, and they said, hey, we have a problem. We have some kind of gas or something in the cabin. The flight attendants are complaining. They're feeling nauseous. We need a gate asap. And this goes on for several minutes. And then the united airlines pilot on the taxiway declares an emergency. He says, says, I'm declaring an emergency. We need either we need stairs right now, which I think is what this fire truck was coming to assist with, or we need a gate immediately. But when you declare an emergency, and I hope that our air traffic controllers will give us their analysis, I find it interesting no one has emailed me about this yet. If you declare an emergency, whether you're in the air or on the ground or on the taxiway, that's when air traffic controls to say, we have an emergency. Everybody go around, let's see what's going on. This thing could have blown up. I mean, we didn't know what was going on. But when a pilot declares an emergency, all bets should be off. And so there was a lot of confusion. The fire truck was approved for crossing. And then the air traffic controller realizes what's happening. Didn't need a responder, a transponder to see it. He says, stop, stop, stop. And then he says, truck one, stop. And by then it was too late. But that never should have gotten there. You declare an emergency, I don't care what it is. And I found in general what I heard ground and everyone talking about, hey, this guy's declared an emergency. Yeah, yeah, we're trying to get him a gate. No, an emergency by a pilot is an emergency, and we didn't know what it was. So I think that's where the problem starts. And yet, high tech stuff is not going to solve everything.
John C. Dvorak
Yeah, you're probably right.
Adam Curry
It's not going to solve everything. So tell Mimi to stop believing captain Steve. What does he know?
John C. Dvorak
She loves captain Steve.
Adam Curry
Yeah, she loves asmongold and all these guys. Nick Shirley. She wants to marry Nick Shirley.
John C. Dvorak
Nick Shirley must have a lot of girls chasing him.
Adam Curry
Candace Owens is now going after Nick Shirley.
John C. Dvorak
Why?
Adam Curry
He's fake. He's fake. He's an op, obviously.
John C. Dvorak
Oh, please. Nick Shirley, an op.
Adam Curry
Well, I certainly think he. The administration helps him get these guys. Dave. Hey, here's Dave. Here's bob. He's your guy. Oh, yeah, yeah. Nick, go look at these people, people. So it's just another way of uncovering corruption. It's good. It's a very good idea. It gets people all steamed and all worked up. Supreme Court. Supreme Court. This, this involves you and Mimi actually mailing ballots. You want to hear the report?
John C. Dvorak
Well, I'll tell you, the whole west coast is mail in ballots.
Adam Curry
Well, there was a Supreme Court case about it.
Mississippi Today Reporter
The Supreme Court heard oral arguments yesterday in a case involving mail in ballot that could impact the upcoming midterm elections. It's a case that pits Republicans against each other in deep red Mississippi.
Adam Curry
The key question before the U.S. supreme Court is whether mail in ballots that arrive after election day clash with federal law.
Mississippi Today Reporter
Taylor Vance is a politics reporter for Mississippi Today. He told us about a Covid era statute that was passed by the state's Republican controlled legislature in 2020 that said
Adam Curry
that voters can mail in absentee ballots and that local election workers can process and count those ballots for up to five days after the election. Now, this does not give voters five extra days to vote because these ballots have to be postmarked on or before election day. This is just an extra cushion or a grace period for local election officials to process these ballots.
Mississippi Today Reporter
The Republican National Committee and state Republican and Libertarian parties all sued Mississippi over the rule. They argue that election day is meant to be a single day and that ballots are invalid if they are received after. If the justices rule in favor of striking down the law, it could spell big changes for Mississippi and at least 18 other states that allow late ballots. With the midterms fast approaching.
Adam Curry
Yeah. So nothing changes, I guess. Nothing changes.
John C. Dvorak
No, it's not really about the mail in ballots. About when they come in.
Adam Curry
Yeah, that's Apple News. Did that sound like AI to you? It sounds like AI to me. Oh, we need an AI or not AI jingle. Just like drunk or not drunk. Yeah, actually, here's a drunk or not sounds very.
John C. Dvorak
Now that I think about it, did sound a little AI.
Adam Curry
Here's a drunk or not drunk.
NTD Reporter Iris Tao
Negotiations to end the war in Iran are going great, according to you know who.
John C. Dvorak
Everything is great.
Adam Curry
It's cool, we're friends.
NTD Reporter Iris Tao
We tight. Even though Iran is saying we're not talking to anybody in your administration. Who are you talking to, sir? But he's excited about negotiating a deal with somebody. And his defense secretary explained his role
Adam Curry
in all of this as well.
NTD Reporter Iris Tao
Take a look.
President Trump
They're going to make a deal. They did something in that was amazing. Actually. They gave us a present and the president arrived today. It was a very big present worth a tremendous amount of money. And I'm not going to tell you what that present is. But it was a very significant prize and they gave it to us and they said they were going to give it. So that meant one thing to me. Would deal with the right people.
Adam Curry
We see ourselves as part of this negotiation as well.
John C. Dvorak
Well, we negotiate with bombs.
Adam Curry
You have a choice.
Arthur Brooks
As we loiter over the top of
Adam Curry
Tehran, as the President talked about. About your future, the president has made
Arthur Brooks
it clear that you will not have a nuclear weapon.
NBC Reporter
The War Department agrees our job is to ensure that.
John C. Dvorak
And so we're keeping our hand on
Adam Curry
that throttle as long as it's hard. As is necessary.
Reuters Reporter
Here it comes.
NTD Reporter Iris Tao
Oh, excuse me. Keep our hand on that throttle as long as it's hard. Look at.
President Trump
Look at the.
NTD Reporter Iris Tao
Look at the shot of. What's his face. Trump. Trump.
Adam Curry
When he said that.
NTD Reporter Iris Tao
We're keeping our hand on the throttle as long as it's hard. Are you going over there? Of course, Joy picked that part up. I mean, it just seems to me. And what's the gift besides herpes? Sorry. No, it just. It just not. I think. I think it. I think it's. Look,
Adam Curry
I think. I think Behar is sauced, man. What is she doing?
John C. Dvorak
I don't know what's wrong with her.
Ed O'Keefe
A lot.
No Agenda Producer
A lot.
John C. Dvorak
How does that. It shows it a humiliation to abc.
Adam Curry
It must have ratings somewhere. It's got to be.
John C. Dvorak
Well, no, it has ratings.
Adam Curry
Yeah. Well, there you go.
NPR Reporter
So.
John C. Dvorak
So would Public Executions, which has always
Adam Curry
been my dream to produce.
John C. Dvorak
That is your dream job.
Adam Curry
And Brunetti. And Brunetti is all in on it with me. He's ready.
John C. Dvorak
Oh, that's what you're talking to him about.
Adam Curry
And with that, I want to thank you for your courage. Say in the morning to you, the man who put the C in the energy crisis. Say hello to my friend on the other end, the one, the only, Mr. John.
John C. Dvorak
Well, in the morning, you, Mr. Adam Curry. In the morning, I'll see. Boost the graphite out there.
Adam Curry
Yes, and I'm trying to get a troll count here. Hold on. You can stop moving around. Oh, man. I mean, you come back, it's everything tanks.
John C. Dvorak
Yeah.
Adam Curry
1320. You know, it's terrible, you know, this. This hurt the show. I just want you to realize that. You know, it hurt the show. Yeah, yeah. It wasn't anything you did though, right? You didn't live unhealthy, is it just. I never even asked you that. Is it your fault?
John C. Dvorak
No, not really.
Adam Curry
What do you mean, not really?
John C. Dvorak
Not that I know of.
Adam Curry
I mean, did anyone say hey. I mean, I know you're not a smoker.
John C. Dvorak
No, it's just that I'm old.
Adam Curry
No, that is your fault. You're old. There should be a we need an age limit on podcasting thing.
John C. Dvorak
Yeah, we. Yeah, I. I'd say that that's coming after we. After we are out.
Adam Curry
Yeah, yeah, after we're out. Well, we're going to hang on to the lar. The very last moment. You know, the, The Wall Street Journal had a. Had a. A piece about the veteran podcasters hanging up their headphones. Did you read that?
John C. Dvorak
No.
Adam Curry
Wall Street Journal.
John C. Dvorak
Let me know who or the podcast.
Adam Curry
Well, so podcasts can run forever, but some hosts are bowing out or changing direction as celebrities and YouTube dominate the industry. So they've got all these examples.
John C. Dvorak
So something's changed. No, as far As I know, 20 years ago, it's the same thing.
Adam Curry
Yeah, no, I.
John C. Dvorak
Celebrities, comedians, YouTube.
Adam Curry
Yeah. What happened? Here's what. I figured it out because there's a long article and all these. It's all these duos, like, oh, well, we're hanging. Oh, we're not gonna do it anymore. We've been doing for seven years. You wanna do something else? And they blame it on YouTube. But that's not the problem. All of these podcasts that they mention are all guest driven.
John C. Dvorak
Oh. Yeah.
Adam Curry
And so what they're noticing is that when people have a choice to go on different podcasts. Yeah. They can only do so many. And so if you base your podcast on your guests, which can make for a very successful podcast, depending on your guest, you know, if you get your booker and your booker and you get the Kelsey Brothers or, you know, anything but the Kelsey Brothers. Like, I already did eight podcasts this month. I'm done. It's okay. And that's why they're hanging up their headphones. So we're just gonna keep on trucking, baby. No one, no one, no one can stop this train. This is where you agree with me.
John C. Dvorak
Well, that was the thesis from the get go. We felt that guests were like the whole idea of using them was a hindrance. And we both had, both of us had a laundry list of reasons for that.
Adam Curry
Yes.
John C. Dvorak
And they don't show up. They're dull.
Adam Curry
Case in point. I've been on Rogan six times. There's got to be a deficit of guests.
John C. Dvorak
You've been on six times.
Adam Curry
Six times. Yeah. Well, what does that tell you?
John C. Dvorak
There's a deficit of guests.
Adam Curry
Hey, we've got over 1300 trolls checking into the live feed, the live stream right now. No agendastream.com and many of them are hanging out in the troll room and it's always good to have them here. Of course you should be listening on a modern podcast app because that is the way that you get notified when we go live. You can make your decision then, like, maybe I'll listen now. Maybe I'll wait for the podcast to come out and you don't have to wait for hours. Everyone else is like, oh yeah, the podcast dropped. No, because within 90 seconds with a modern podcast app, you'll know because it will be in there waiting for you. Modernpodcastapps.com value for value is how we've been running it. So we have never had to rely on advertisers. Advertisers are finicky, fickle. They like stuff, they don't like stuff. And there's a lot of meetings. We'd rather be working for you. You, the listener, the producer of this program, because you are producers with us, working with you to create an outstanding product, then taking meetings with advertisers who didn't like the read. And with John, you know, that would be a meeting a day, you know, could you put a little more enthusiasm into it? Dvorak, you know how it would go. We've all had the meetings.
John C. Dvorak
Yeah, that's why I refuse to do such things. This is basically co opting.
Adam Curry
Yes, it's completely co opting. So instead we opted for the value for value model. It's very simple. We give you the value in the show. It's twice a week, three, three and a half hours. Sometimes we even think that's too long. But we continue to deliver the value.
John C. Dvorak
It's supposed to be 245.
Adam Curry
All right, I'll stop at 245 today.
John C. Dvorak
I'm just saying.
Adam Curry
Yeah, well, I mean, if, if the, if the value doesn't come back, then that's an easy choice for us. That's what makes it much easier. So, you know, we'll do 245 today and maybe we will. So you can support us with your time, your talent, your treasure. We always thank people who support us financially. That is a big job of any producer. Just ask Dana Brunetti, executive producers. Those are the people who really are supporting the show financially, the series, the movie, whatever. Then you should take pride in that. In fact, we give you credits to make sure that you can be proud of what you were doing to support the podcast podcast. But also people send us clips. They got Steve Jones, the clip collector. We got you the 3x3 today. That was beautiful. He said you asked nicely.
John C. Dvorak
Sorry, what?
Adam Curry
He said that you had asked him nicely for some clips.
John C. Dvorak
Yeah, it's good.
Adam Curry
I like that. Hey, man, you know, do you hear about my double bypass? You know, could you hook a brother up? Could you? I mean, you got to be using that more. You're not really doing.
John C. Dvorak
You know, you're right.
Adam Curry
I don't know why. It's like, this is things like. There's so much stuff wrong with you I didn't know about. You never told me anything. You know, you got a twitchy left foot. You know, you had your cataracts done. Didn't know anything about it. You know, you don't tell.
John C. Dvorak
Did I mention that my lung collapsed?
Adam Curry
I knew about that, but I didn't want to. I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna violate the HIPAA regulations.
John C. Dvorak
Well, you know, it's kind of interesting. It's not one doctor and, you know, they keep coming by the house and. And I was in the hospital for a couple of weeks and they're dropping by one after another. Not one doctor so far has told me or is yet to tell me that my lung collapsed.
Adam Curry
Really?
John C. Dvorak
Yeah.
Adam Curry
But I knew it.
John C. Dvorak
I found out from Mimi.
Adam Curry
Yeah. Yeah, they collapsed while they had.
John C. Dvorak
She wasn't even there.
Adam Curry
It collapsed while you were intubated?
NTD Reporter Iris Tao
Yeah.
Adam Curry
Another actionable item. I think they intubated you Wrong. This. This is the exit strategy of all exit strategies. And you're. You're just. You're. You're. You're slacking, man. This is. I mean, come on. Gotta sue these people. I mean, I know you're happy to be alive, but hospital protocol, procedure, something's got to be done. I won't stand for it. I'm going to call Rob. People also like to make art, and it's real fun to do with today's models, and you can do them quite easily. And, you know, until. Until OpenAI decides to shut that down. Well, we're not really making money off of these art generators. So, yeah, we're going to shut that down. All of it could happen, people. It can all go away once they get the enterprise all sucked in. So we got a piece and we got it from Dan OBGYN 4. There were a couple of different pieces that we looked at, but this was simple, to the point we both agreed it got the job done. It was the green blackboard, no agenda. Welcome back. JCD had in the morning on there, number 33. Funny enough, it had curry, but it didn't have Dvorak. Did you notice that?
John C. Dvorak
No.
Adam Curry
Yeah. If you look at the piece.
John C. Dvorak
No, I'm looking. I'm looking at the page now.
Adam Curry
All right, let me take a look.
John C. Dvorak
There it is.
Adam Curry
Yeah. See, it has curry there.
John C. Dvorak
Oh, yeah. Interesting.
Adam Curry
It's funny, I didn't notice that.
John C. Dvorak
Now we did.
Adam Curry
Yeah, now we did.
Jack Corelli
See.
Adam Curry
Was there anything else that. That stuck out particular? There wasn't. There were a couple of welcome backs.
John C. Dvorak
All the pieces were pretty decent.
Adam Curry
Yeah.
John C. Dvorak
You like the losers bracket?
Adam Curry
Yes, I did like that. I did like the losers bracket. You use that for the. Did Jay do the newsletter? Jay did the newsletter.
John C. Dvorak
Yeah, she's doing the newsletter as we speak.
Adam Curry
That. I mean, Tina said to me, John must really not be feeling that hot if he's letting Jay do the newsletter still.
John C. Dvorak
Well, she likes doing it. And. And you. And. Yeah, no, I. Yeah, she's right.
Adam Curry
Yes. How many times do I have to hand you the thing on a silver platter?
John C. Dvorak
Yeah.
Adam Curry
Oh, yeah, man. It's like I can't do anything. A little more. You need to get some sympathy.
John C. Dvorak
I want to die. I want to make it sound like I can't do the show.
Adam Curry
Well, you know, your performance is. Is proving it. So just keep at it. You're doing well. We had nessworks with the welcome back jcd. That was it. The pieces were good. We need something edgy now for this show. Let me see. Anyone put anything edgy? No. No. Darren o'?
No Agenda Producer
Neill?
Adam Curry
More boobs? No, No. I would say there's still opportunity to get in for the. For the art for episode 1853. But in the meantime, after we thank Dan Obgyn number four, once again, let us take a look at our supporters. We thank everybody. $50. In our value for value model. You can send us anything that you feel is worth the amount of value that you got from the show. You go to noagendadonations.com it's that easy. And we start off with Karen Bauer from Boise, Idaho, and she sent in $350 with a note. And let me see, here's her note. Adam and John and Mimi. I'm going to try and keep this short. So CB our top executive producer, the way that works, $200 or above, you become an associate executive producer. An actual credit you can use anywhere credits are recognized, which is quite a few places, particularly IMDb.com and we read your note. $300 and above. Executive producer. And we read your note. Adam. I heard Joe Rogan say on his podcast that his daughter and others have terrible allergies in Texas. Naet acupuncture cured me 30 years ago and eliminated my sister's debilitating migraine. I don't have access to Joe, but you do let him know if you can. It might also help some of our producers. Oh, and then she says, I asked Grok and there are several practitioners in Austin. Tip of the day John, welcome back.
John C. Dvorak
No, the problem with the tip of the day, it can't be for people only in one city.
Adam Curry
No, it has to be a universal tip of the day every something everybody can use in the home. I agree. Welcome back, John. Mimi was great and I just bought too many eggs too manyeggs.com and finally I'm in Boise, Idaho where we have a terrific meetup. We went skiing together last month and they are jealous that I'm coming to the Fredericksburg meetup April 11. Yes, it's going to be quite the hootenanny. Everybody's coming. Which I took as a sign because it's my birthday on April 11th. Can't wait. So see you then. At which time I will bring another check to attain my Dame Horse hood. Not four, but many more years, says Karen Bower. Thank you Karen
John C. Dvorak
J. Doy or dy.
Adam Curry
I think Doherty, I guess Doherty.
John C. Dvorak
Yeah. Yeah. In Lafayette, New Jersey. 34567 classic. I'm a 15 year old no agenda listener and I've donated in the past.
Adam Curry
Wow.
John C. Dvorak
Though not at this level. John's recent medical issues really upset me more than I thought it would. Glad you're back on the mend, John. Well, thank you for for your thoughts.
Adam Curry
So I think jay is a 15, not 15 years old, but a 15 year no agenda listener which is a long time. Yeah, no, I, I had to reread it myself. Yes, makes sense. Thank you Jay.
John C. Dvorak
I can see where I made that mistake. It's just I've been debilitated.
Adam Curry
John white is in St. Peter's Missouri. 33388. That's a welcome back. Give John a Reason to Live donation amount and he simply said See email to Adam for comment. I had to go look for it. Luckily his name was John White in the email. Please people send your donation notes to no agenda to notesoagendashow.net, because this one almost got lost in the shuffle. I did find it. He says my donation today is in memory of my 17 year old Shih Tzu Gizmo who I had to put to sleep yesterday on Sunday. Aww. Gizmo was my best little buddy who always slept in my office while I worked. He Greeted me with an in the morning every day when I took him out to poo.
John C. Dvorak
Okay.
Adam Curry
I have to say that hearing John back on the podcast was the bright spot in my day. Hey, must have been all the Mac and cheese I recommended to you. Since John is back, I would like to petition the Peerage Council to apply today's donation, plus as much of the excess value I've given since becoming Duke, towards the posthumous knighthood of Gizmo, if allowable. Well, I gotta ask you, John, I
John C. Dvorak
had a policy about this. What is the policy but making dogs into knights?
Adam Curry
What is the policy?
John C. Dvorak
I don't remember what our resolution was, so I think we should just go ahead with it.
Adam Curry
Okay. Sir Gizmo. Sir Gizmo, the one eyed. All right, hold on. Because I thought the. We had a policy we wouldn't do it, but I'm okay. I don't want to. The guy's missing his dog.
John C. Dvorak
Yeah.
Adam Curry
Okay, so what is it again here?
John C. Dvorak
It's not like the dog's going to be, you know, upset in the meetings.
Adam Curry
Okay. All right. Well, now, that's. That's nice. Look at the. Look at the peerage committee did for you in the morning. Duke, sir. Dr. Sharkey, Second General of FEMA Regions 4 and 7, and Lord of the Tennessee Valley and the Southern Appalachian, St. Peter's Missouri. I think we did a good thing. This is a longtime producer supporter, Duke, and a Secretary General. Your dog is in, brother. And we're sorry to hear that.
NTD Reporter Iris Tao
That
John C. Dvorak
Dame Janet of TP Wyoming, where they make all the toilet paper. 333.33. And she has a handwritten note, which is a nice signature or a nice signage. This donation is for the two retroactive birthdays. Sir William of the mountain bike, March 1st and Dame Janet of the TP Wyoming, March 15th.
Adam Curry
I think that may be March 7th. Actually, looking at the thing, it might be March. I think it's March 7th.
John C. Dvorak
Oh. Oh, maybe that's a line through it looks like.
Adam Curry
Yeah, yeah.
John C. Dvorak
Okay. Make it the seventh or one.
Adam Curry
I don't know.
John C. Dvorak
No, I think you might be right. Also for Sir Bill's recovery from cancer and to welcome John back. Loved having Mimi perspective while John was gone. I wish I could add another eight. What was this? B. Another.
Adam Curry
Another. Another three.
John C. Dvorak
Three. Another three to the check.
Adam Curry
Yeah.
John C. Dvorak
Okay. But I love my truck. And Reverend Al Hart.
Adam Curry
Oh, I didn't know we had a rev out. Do you have the. Do you have your. Love my truck?
John C. Dvorak
No, I do not have. I love my truck. And I know what I. Oh, well,
Adam Curry
that's a. I didn't lo. With every.
John C. Dvorak
No, sorry.
Jack Corelli
I owe.
John C. Dvorak
I love my truck. And I owe you the Arizona Democratic Party party.
Adam Curry
Okay. There's your revel. Thank you, Dame Janet. Sir. What do we have here? Sir? Nomad Sarcastic. The Nomad Wyo. Missing While missing Pennsylvania.
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You.
Adam Curry
Welcome back to the show, John. Health, karma and prayers for all. Getting up Get Monation Sarcastic. The Nomad. Well, we've combined those for you.
NTD Reporter Iris Tao
You've got prayers.
John C. Dvorak
Well, that's a good one.
Adam Curry
Yep.
John C. Dvorak
Once you get the next one.
Adam Curry
Eli the coffee guy checks in with $203.26. He's always doing the date in his 200, plus the month and the day. Bensonville, Illinois said we had something fun and exciting to tell you about. Gigawatt and Little John's Candies have done a collaboration or as the kids say, a collab. Check it out. Chocolate bars using our coffee. We have a set of three using our Honduran organic dark roasts, including milk chocolate, dark chocolate, and my favorite, dark chocolate with cherries. Thanks to no agenda for bringing producers together to do awesome things. After all, connection is protection. Check it all out today. Limited quantities available. Visit gigawatt coffeeroasters.com use code ITM20 for 20% off your order. That is cool. They all met at the. I think at the meetup. Maybe at the Illinois meetup. And they have a collaboration of two companies. I love this. This is very cool. Stay Cash in a bitch.
John C. Dvorak
I can't have coffee for the next six months.
Adam Curry
Six months? Yeah.
John C. Dvorak
least.
Adam Curry
Can you have chocolate?
John C. Dvorak
No. Well, chocolate is different.
Adam Curry
Okay. With. With. With coffee?
John C. Dvorak
No, no, you can't.
Adam Curry
You can't have. No, that's.
John C. Dvorak
I'm not out to cheat myself.
Adam Curry
What can you have? I just. Was it one thing? Nothing. Eli says, regardless, stay cock. Stay caffeinated. Eli, the coffee guy. Thank you very much.
John C. Dvorak
And then we move on to Provencal, Louisiana and Loretta Vandenberg, switcheroo for Everett Bop. He helps people when they need it most in natural disasters. He's a disaster management guy. JCD needs some help now, so let ever get the credit. Hi, Everett. Prayers for John for his recovery. Thank you.
Adam Curry
That is Efert Bopp. He is Disaster Recovery Inc. If you recall.
John C. Dvorak
Vaguely.
Adam Curry
Yes. He's the guy who came to Texas when we were in dire need of help during the flood.
John C. Dvorak
Oh, right, right. He's that guy.
Adam Curry
Yeah, he's that guy. And he's been back a couple times since then. Had coffee with him the other day. He's super nice guy. So that's very nice to give him that switcheroo. And then we have still a couple more associate executive producers at 200 level. Linda Lupatkin is here. She wants jobs, karma. She says your Resume has about 10 seconds to make an impression and most don't. For a resume that gets Results, go to ImageMakersInc.com Linda helps professionals and executives turn their experience into a clear story of leadership, results, results and impact. That's Image Makers, Inc. With a K. And Linda Liu, duchess of jobs, writer of winning resumes.
NTD Reporter Iris Tao
Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs. Let's vote for jobs.
John C. Dvorak
Rick Zoller in Brighton, Michigan. 200 bucks. And in a handwritten note on paper. John, so glad you'll be coming back to the show. What a difficult time. This is like so faded. This bad copy. What a difficult time it must have been. I'm now sure that I've reached knighthood with this donation. Is he on the list? Yes. And would like to be called Sir Rick the Hammer. How about a little screaming God. Goat God. Screaming goat.
Adam Curry
Screaming God. Karma. No, we don't have that. We do have.
John C. Dvorak
We don't have that one.
Adam Curry
We do have some screaming. Yes, we do.
NTD Reporter Iris Tao
You've got karma.
Adam Curry
Let's see then we have Dame Early Turtle. I don't have a note from Dame Early Turtle, but I think she becomes a dame today, actually. $200 and. Yeah, that's it. Those are our executive and associate executive producers. We do have a couple more people who came in who will be knighted today. And so we'll do Those in our second thank you segment, 50 DOL and above. And as always, we thank these executive and associate executive producers for supporting us at these fantastic levels. And you should consider doing that as well if you can. Value for value, whatever you get out of the show, if it's different, if it's something that you didn't know, you learned something. Maybe there was a stock tip in there for you or maybe just want to seem smart around the water cooler. Go Support us@noagendadonations.com Any amount is always welcome. That is no agenda. Don't donations.com. our formula is this.
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Adam Curry
Shut up, slave.
John C. Dvorak
Shut up, slave.
Adam Curry
Yeah, baby. You got anything that you want to. To do?
John C. Dvorak
I only have one clip that I thought would be worth playing. Playing.
Adam Curry
Okay.
John C. Dvorak
Because it's funny. And this is the. This is a report. You know, people always talk about a man from Florida. And then there's a crackpot story. You know, the Pacific Northwest has more than its share of screwball stories. Yes, and this is this. This. The clip is called 98.
Adam Curry
Okay.
No Agenda Producer
When you buy a truck, you've got options, right? Leather seats, upgraded stereo, media, sunroof. But Thurston County Sheriff Derek Sanders, just of vehicle modification, I guarantee you will never see at a dealership a custom bong built directly into the dashboard of a pickup truck designed so the driver could comfortably smoke drugs while cruising down the interstate. That's who Sheriff Sanders and his deputies were chasing over the weekend. The driver and the passenger had just run a retail theft spree across Lewis county using stolen bags from one store to steal from the next. Next deputies spotted their truck on i5. And even before the lights came on, the truck bolted. Two different pursuits, both were terminated because the driving was so reckless it was dangerous to keep chasing them. He was blowing through intersections at high speed through downtown Olympia and into Lacey. We're handing the wheel to a guy who's apparently high on meth and fentanyl and has no intention of stopping. They eventually found the truck abandoned. A canine track led deputies to both suspects walking through a nearby neighborhood. Inside the truck, thousands of dollars in stolen merchandise. Meth, heroin, fentanyl, and the bong. The driver, get this is a four time convicted felon, 27 misdemeanor convictions. And as of this week, 98 prior arrests. 98. 98.
Adam Curry
And where was this?
John C. Dvorak
This is outside of Olympia, Washington. This is because the courts in Washington are so ultra liberal, they just let everybody go. But the idea of having a built in bong, it's unbelievable.
Adam Curry
Here in Texas, we have built in things you got to blow into. But that's just if you want your car for a start. I think sir, Brian with one eye, he got one of those. Yes. In order to start his car, he has to blow into the tube three times.
John C. Dvorak
Yeah, yeah, sorry.
Adam Curry
Yeah, well, it's his own fault. You know, Rob was on his way to San Francisco today and he flew out of Austin. And I said, oh, how was it? He says, 21 minutes in line line. 21 minutes.
John C. Dvorak
Yeah. Some of the airports are set up somewhat differently. San Francisco is still using contractors like they used to do before 9 11.
Adam Curry
Yeah, but Austin is typically the worst.
John C. Dvorak
Well, who knows why?
Adam Curry
Well, here's the CBS report on the worst weights in history at Houston's George
NTD Reporter Iris Tao
Bush Airport security line. Snake three stories under ground, even outside. Created by a severe TSA staffing shortage.
Adam Curry
We've been waiting here since like two hours and we lost our flight already on Capitol Hill.
NTD Reporter Iris Tao
Today, the acting head of TSA issued this warning. And the longer the shutdown goes on and more missed paychecks, we are really putting ourselves and our workforce in a perilous situation. Over the past six months, TSA has gone without funding for 85 days and counting. That means TSA officers have gone without an on time paycheck almost every other day. More than 480 officers have quit during the latest DHS Shutdown. Yesterday, over 3,100 called out nationwide, pushing the call out rate above 11%. In Houston, the numbers were even higher, nearly 40% calling out. Out at George Bush Airport, where TSA is operating only about a third of its lanes leading to lines like this one.
President Trump
Holding the public and the nation's security hostage is totally unacceptable.
NTD Reporter Iris Tao
You're not angry with TSA workers who aren't showing up?
President Trump
No, I sympathize with the fact they've got to feed their families and take care of business.
NTD Reporter Iris Tao
On Wednesday, Senate Democrats issued a new counter proposal on a deal to end the 40 day impasse.
Adam Curry
Just have a vote.
John C. Dvorak
Republicans should let us vote and go
No Agenda Producer
along with paying tsa.
NTD Reporter Iris Tao
But Republicans immediately poured cold water on the offer.
Adam Curry
I don't believe in holding TSA hostage because the Democrats hate ice. I think that's wrong. We should open up TSA right now, but nor am I willing to cut ice. You know what all this says to me when I kind of look at it objectively? Does everyone now realize that this is all security theater and it's a big joke?
John C. Dvorak
Well, there's that element. The other thing is this orchestrated obviously by Schumer because he's going to get more Democrats in awe. Somehow he knows this. And there's a kicker which I do have a clip of, which is TSA in the World Cup. This kicker is, is kind of the. He does not want Trump to be able to spike the ball during the World Cup. So let's make life miserable for everybody coming to the USA to watch soccer.
NTD Reporter Iris Tao
At this point, newly hired officers will not be able to work on the checkpoint until well after the 2026 FIFA World Cup. This is a dire situation. We are facing a potential perfect storm of severe staffing shortages and an influx of millions of passengers at our airport airports for the World cup games in less than 80 days.
Adam Curry
So what, you won't be able to
John C. Dvorak
train them in time if. Unless they have to put a stop to this tomorrow.
Adam Curry
Is the tsa, Is that by congressional mandate? Is there a law that we have to have TSA at every airport?
John C. Dvorak
I don't know.
Adam Curry
Let me ask the robot for a second. How about this? This, since it's all political anyway and I don't feel good for the TSA agents. I mean, it obviously sucks when you're not getting paid, but why don't we just say no tsa, Just everybody go in. Do you think people will be afraid all of a sudden and, oh, no, I can't. I need to be checked by tsa.
John C. Dvorak
I don't think the insurance companies would allow it.
Adam Curry
Oh, there's that. Transportation Security Administration is congressionally mandated agency. It was created by the Aviation Transportation Security act, which was passed in November 19, 2001. Before this mandate, airport security was primarily the responsibility of the airlines themselves. I didn't know that. Maybe it's just time to turn this back.
John C. Dvorak
Yeah.
Adam Curry
Seriously.
John C. Dvorak
Yeah. Give it back to the airlines.
Adam Curry
I mean, the TSA people, they feel horrible because so many people hate them, and clearly the government hates them. They don't care. They're the political football and just whatever. Go back and we could leave our shoes on, you know. Oh, sorry. I took my gun on the plane. It's okay. You know, I don't think it would be that horrible. You know, it's not a hassle. Like, I'm sorry I took my gun. Oh, well, it's in my bag. Don't worry about it. About it. I mean, the cockpit doors are bolted shut, so you can't go in anymore. You think we're going to have a hope that hijackings will increase suddenly? I'm asking a serious question. I don't think so.
John C. Dvorak
Well, you never know. Every time we had a lot of them, they were always some sort of faddish thing.
Adam Curry
Remember Cuba? Yeah, it was.
John C. Dvorak
Hijacked the plane to Cuba.
Adam Curry
Yes, that's right. Right. It was always Cuba for some reason. All right, so no airport security and no Cubans, and it will be good. You Cuban? I'm sorry, I can't let you on the plane. It'll be fantastic. So, no, no real id. All of this is security theater, all of its bull crap. If your government really cared about your security, they wouldn't be doing this. They don't care. They don't care. And they don't care about you TSA people. Everyone should just leave. I'm not going to do it anymore. Open up the airports. Open up the airports. It was. I remember this in the, in the 80s, early 90s. You walk down, hey, you're coming in from San Francisco, John, I'll meet you at the gate. Remember?
John C. Dvorak
Oh, yeah. What happened to that?
Adam Curry
Yeah, I get a.
John C. Dvorak
Balloons, like, hey, yeah, you're at the gate.
Adam Curry
I'm at the gate, yes.
John C. Dvorak
You come out of the plane and. Right there.
Adam Curry
Yeah, it was fun. You know, you. You go through. Okay. We had metal detectors. You throw your keys in the little thing. They wand you, bring back wanding. Okay, you're good. We have semtech or something? No, just forget about it. This is going to be my new thing.
John C. Dvorak
All right.
Adam Curry
I think we should just open up the airports again. Think about the productivity. Think about how much more productive we will be. I think you can have at least 20% more airplanes flying, cheaper prices. It'd be great.
John C. Dvorak
No, do it the way it was done before 2001. Where the airlines are the responsible party.
Adam Curry
Exactly. Maybe Mark Dwayne Mullen will change some of these things. As our new head of Department of
Mississippi Today Reporter
Homeland Security, its official Mark Wayne Mullen will become Trump's next Department of Homeland Security secretary, putting the Oklahoma senator in charge of one of the most powerful agencies in government. But he takes over a department in trouble. It's in the midst of a shutdown, which is keeping TSA staff home and bringing chaos to airports. And it's unknown how close he will stick to the immigration enforcement policies of his predecessor, Kristi Noem. The final confirmation vote was 54 to 45. Two Democrats voted for him, but Republican Rand Paul did not, accusing his Senate colleague of anger issues.
Adam Curry
Anger issues? What is that? Yeah, Rand Paul says, I can't confirm the guy because he has anger issues. What? I've never heard that before.
John C. Dvorak
Am I coming in on one channel or two?
Adam Curry
You're coming in on two.
John C. Dvorak
Okay.
Adam Curry
Why do you feel.
John C. Dvorak
How could my icon change?
Adam Curry
Your icon? What do you mean?
John C. Dvorak
On the clean feed?
Ed O'Keefe
Yeah.
Adam Curry
You have two. Two balls.
John C. Dvorak
It looks like a butt.
Adam Curry
Yeah, you got a butt. That's because I put you on.
John C. Dvorak
Why does it have the phone?
Adam Curry
Well, let me see.
John C. Dvorak
Is it making the inference that I'm talking out of my ass?
Adam Curry
How was that? Did it just change to a phone? Did it change?
John C. Dvorak
Yeah, it just changed.
Adam Curry
Yeah, I changed it and there was no difference. All right. You don't like the butt, they change
John C. Dvorak
it to a microphone.
Adam Curry
Yeah, you don't want the butt. I won't give you the butt. I can change. What would you like? I can change into a hot second sexy girl. Whatever you want. Whatever icon you want, I can give it to you.
John C. Dvorak
Squirrel.
Adam Curry
No, I can't do that. Yes. No squirrel. I got no squirrel. Got no squirrel for you. I think about. I This, I just think this is a good idea. And if the airlines are responsible, then let's make sure we have some good looking people who wand you at United. You know, hey, I want to fly United because, you know, they got good looking people who wand me.
John C. Dvorak
Yeah, there you go.
Adam Curry
And everyone will be very marketing. Everybody will be polite because, you know, hey, you know, everyone could have a gun. So, you know, be nice to each other. I think, I think this is. There's something here. We need to get rid of this.
John C. Dvorak
I think this is your thing.
Adam Curry
Yes, we need to get rid of this nonsense. We really do. It's clearly bullcrap. No one cares about it. It just drags everybody down. It's bringing us towards digital ideas and it should be completely unnecessary. Just my opinion.
John C. Dvorak
I'm, I'll, I'll go along with it. I'm in.
Adam Curry
You're gonna vouch. You're gonna be with me. You're gonna vouch?
John C. Dvorak
Yeah, I'm vouching.
Adam Curry
All right. We're going back to the moon and it's gonna cost a lot of money. $20 billion. NASA's planning for something I think has already been there for many years, even though we have never land on the moon. It's the moon base.
Planetary Society Host
We've all wondered how long it would take for us to set up shop on the moon and what exactly that would look like. Jared Isaacman and NASA officially announced their timeline and plan for our own base on the moon. The $20 billion project will replace the plan to deploy a space station in
Adam Curry
lunar orbit, which, that's eight years of money to Israel we're going to spend
Planetary Society Host
on a moon base known as Lunar Gateway. However, NASA still plans to use the Lunar Gateway station, a lot of which was already built with the help of contractors. But repurposing may not be simple. So why the rush now for the space. Why the change of plans? Let's get some answers with the Director of Government Relations at the Planetary Society, Jack Corelli, to talk more about this announcement. Did I get that right, Jack?
Jack Corelli
Yes, you do. It's great to be here.
Planetary Society Host
So let's talk a little bit more about your reaction to this proposal. Like, how realistic is this? Because it sounds pretty ambitious.
Jack Corelli
It is incredibly ambitious. And I will say I'm really excited. I was there at Ignition Day earlier this week.
John C. Dvorak
Ignition Day.
Jack Corelli
Really exciting time to be a part of the space program and watching what NASA's doing under the leadership of Jared Isaacman. And obviously there's a lot that still needs to be figured out. We haven't been back to the moon in 50 years. But now with a clear, cohesive, action oriented plan for returning humans and this time to stay. It is certainly ambitious, I will say that, but it is also a very exciting time to be part of the space industry.
Adam Curry
This. So the Artemis is set to take off on. Wait for it, April 1st. Okay.
John C. Dvorak
Is there an over and under? Is this something I can do on the prop BET site?
Adam Curry
I think we should, I think there's a COW sheath. There's gotta be a kalsheet thing for this. Yeah, I mean we're not gonna go to the moon. I don't see it happening at all. They're just pushing the goalpost. Oh, we gotta delay because you know, we do a moon base.
Planetary Society Host
Let's talk about the literal nuts and bolts of this. Because the lunar gateway station largely already built in orbit. But the game plan now is to do something that's permanently stationed on the moon's surface. So first off, where's all the money for that going to come from? Because that sounds expensive to me. And then secondly, how possible is that and how much more technically difficult is that?
Jack Corelli
Yeah, I mean it's, it's just to address the money question up front. It's the folks behind me.
Adam Curry
Right.
Jack Corelli
That write the appropriations laws in this country. And so it's going to require, require Administrator Isaacman and the folks at NASA to sell this to the appropriations committee on the Hill and sell them on the idea of advancing the Artemis program in this direction. And you mentioned the lunar gateway program, which had been a large part of the Artemis architecture, has a lot of the international collaboration components of the program. It's going to require working with those allies as well to make sure that there's buy in to provide these, the necessary assets on the lunar surface to keep our astronauts alive and doing science from the moon this time.
Planetary Society Host
Yeah, we, we definitely want to keep them alive. We got a minute here. China is also trying to make progress for a moon base by 2030. I mean, are we just trying to keep pace here or are we trying to win this moon base race here? Who's going to be the first to put the flag on the moon?
Jack Corelli
Well, the US did put the flag first on the moon in 1969. So it certainly is, is a much broader field. But the, the universe is certainly much larger than just the moon. Right. This is a multi front competition with a great power competitor. And so the Competition for the 21st century is happening in the areas of scientific discovery that both the Chinese and the United States are actively pursuing, and the moon base is a critical component of that.
Adam Curry
Yeah, I'm feeling a push coming. Well, the moon base nuts and bolts aren't ready yet. And
John C. Dvorak
the other one you want to try to catch up on, I'm seeing it sneak into the news.
Adam Curry
Okay.
John C. Dvorak
The new fusion rocket engine.
Adam Curry
Oh, fusion rocket engine.
John C. Dvorak
Yeah.
Adam Curry
Oh, that's the only one.
John C. Dvorak
You're going to get the Mars and back.
Adam Curry
Yeah.
John C. Dvorak
You can't get the Mars and back.
Adam Curry
No, we can't get anywhere. We can't.
John C. Dvorak
There's that.
Adam Curry
We can't get past the Van Allen belts. I keep telling people what's going happen to happen. Hey, I'm gonna. I'm gonna give you a breather, man. Let's. Let's wrap this thing up with our next donation segment. I'm gonna show my support by donating to no Agenda.
John C. Dvorak
Imagine all the people who could do that.
Adam Curry
Oh, yeah, that'd be fab. I think it's amazing that just two weeks. So was it not even two weeks after your chest was cracked open? Cracked open. Do they do that with a saw or they just. They just hammer it with a chisel?
John C. Dvorak
Depends.
Adam Curry
Do you remember you were awake? Do you remember?
John C. Dvorak
No, I don't remember how they did it. And you can't feel anything?
Adam Curry
No, but. But do you know, they tell you. Did they tell you?
John C. Dvorak
Did they. You take a look, you got a big. You got a big scar running straight up and down. So. So there's. There's like these support groups where people have had this surgery. All these open heart guys.
Adam Curry
Yeah.
John C. Dvorak
And it's one of. I'm sitting in the hospital, laying there watching tv. I'm starting to appreciate Ms. Now. It's really bad. It's so bad. All right, Michael Steele is so bad. I'm gonna start. You're gonna get. Get a lot of clips. I'm just warning you in advance. So guy comes wandering in. It's always, you know, you're just bugged. You can't sleep.
Adam Curry
Right.
John C. Dvorak
Because you. They won't give you a moment's right.
NTD Reporter Iris Tao
Rest.
John C. Dvorak
Guy comes in. Hi, I'm so and so from the, you know, open heart surgery support group.
Adam Curry
Yeah, I can see you rolling your eyes.
John C. Dvorak
This guy comes in, he says, I know what you're going through. He said, we, you know, we have a group here in Contra Costa county or someplace or Alameda County. I don't know where they are. He dropped off a couple of brochures and
Adam Curry
come to our.
John C. Dvorak
And so, yeah, it turns out you have this operation and there's all these other guys who had the operation, and they like to talk about it. And so, interesting enough, I thought it was kind of amusing. And then he says, you're not supposed to show your scar. It's like a rule of a club.
Adam Curry
Really?
John C. Dvorak
Yeah. But you get everyone the scars like this big, you know, perpendicular scar right down the middle of your chest. It's terrible. Yeah, yeah. That's where they cut. Where they chopped you in half, basically.
Adam Curry
Did you go to a meeting? Did you go to group?
John C. Dvorak
No, I'm still recovering. I have to at least be able to move around more.
Adam Curry
And do you have to stand up and say, hi, I'm John, and my
John C. Dvorak
chest is zippered and my chest has got a zipper.
Adam Curry
I think you should try it. It might be good for you. Go to group.
John C. Dvorak
Yeah. Because I'm such a joiner.
Adam Curry
If you listen, if you feel you want to talk about it and you don't feel good or whatever, you can do it here on the show. We're happy to listen to you. Yeah, yeah.
John C. Dvorak
So there's got to be a couple of of our producers who've had this done.
Adam Curry
We need a zipper donation is what we need. We need a zipper donation.
John C. Dvorak
That's an idea.
Adam Curry
Yeah.
John C. Dvorak
Well, we do have. Okay, I'm going to tease something thing. Nobody's listening at this point, but so I'll tease it anyway for the purposes of celebrating my life, basically, or being alive, let's put it that way.
Adam Curry
I like. It's a celebration of life.
John C. Dvorak
A celebration of life is going to be the order of the heart as the red knight.
Adam Curry
Ooh, A special night hood.
John C. Dvorak
A red knight.
Adam Curry
Okay. And do you get a special premium lapel pin?
John C. Dvorak
We're designing it as we speak. I'm gonna have to get a hold of Paul.
Adam Curry
Red knight. Okay. And. And lapel pin will be what? Not something goofy like a heart?
John C. Dvorak
No, no, it's gonna. Well, it's probably have a heart on it or be red, but something that competes with that Canadian thing, which is always irked me.
Adam Curry
Canadian thing?
John C. Dvorak
Yeah, if you're a kid. Order of Canada. It's this little diamond little thing you put on your lapel and people can see you a mile away. It's one of those identifiers, huh?
Adam Curry
Yes. I think that's a good idea, actually. I like that.
John C. Dvorak
Yeah. It was Jay's idea.
Adam Curry
Red knight. Yeah. That's good. Jay, of course. She's so morbid. Jay's like, how can I profit off a dad? This is good. Let's do some of that I love, love it. Good idea. We could use the support. Have the bills come in yet?
John C. Dvorak
No, that would be kind of amusing.
Adam Curry
Yeah, well, you got to share on the show because we can't wait to find out what this little.
John C. Dvorak
It's going to be ridiculous.
Adam Curry
Yeah, I'm sure it will.
John C. Dvorak
Even though I supposed to be 100% covered.
Adam Curry
Oh, please. It's America, baby. What are you talking about? All right, let's thank our producers. $50 and above. We appreciate everybody sending it into no agenda donations.com Hakon Andrew Anderson is in Portland, Oregon. 105 35. And it's a birthday donation for his niece tilda, who turned three on March 24th. How nice. Sarah Martin, Lanark Highlands. $100. That's in Ontario. Mimi did a fantastic job. Thank you all. Much love from Sarah. Katie Kompa is in Geelong. That's in Victoria, Australia. $100. Hi, John. Adam. I donated to the show today, but I'm unsure if it's possible to have the below read out. Yeah, I'm going to do it. Says let me know if a higher donation is required. Yes, it's required. Send more money. In the meantime, here's your note. Please give a shout out to Daniel Compa from Melbourne, Australia. He's been listening since the beginning. Our kids call you Uncle John and Uncle Adam because you are always on in the car. It's his birthday on 27th of March, so if you could please wish him a happy birthday. Happy birthday. You're on the list. Thank you from Candace and Tucker. Oh, thank you from his Candace and Tucker loving wife. Oh, all right. All right, brother. I don't know if he's coming home tonight. Tom is in Wrightwood, California. 8888. That's to give John a reason to live donation. He wants a de douching.
NTD Reporter Iris Tao
You've been de douched.
Adam Curry
He says he was holding out until John actually returned. Really? It took John having a double bypass to donate to the show. Okay. William Nastulis in Greenvale. A lot of Victorians today. 88. 88. To JCD's health. We got here because he was the best thing on Twitter. Please deduce.
John C. Dvorak
Here's another one you've been de douched about that.
Adam Curry
Mike Rogan, Evansville, Indiana. Get well, John. We love you. Michael Cox, Reston, Virginia. Spook. 88. 88. Gregory Hampton, Virginia Beach, Virginia. A boob donation 8008. John loves the eight, so he must love boobs. And he wanted to share a free resource that he built. That may be helpful. It's the top 200 drug study system. Find that GitHub.com grandpa Greg with one G. And there's Kevin McLaughlin, Archduke of Luna, lover of America and boobs with a boob donation 8008 he says God bless America and boobs. John Alberini, $70.26 surprise night of astonishment from Yukon, Oklahoma. 54. Nathan Gwynn, Jackson, Tennessee. 5272. Scott Kowalski, Lynchburg, Virginia. 5222. And we hit the 50s already. George Wushett, Lavernia, Texas. 50. Brad McDonald, Mason, Ohio. Benjamin Ryan, Alliance, Ohio. And Aaron Weiss gerber in Bend, Oregon. Sir Richard Gardner, 50. Michael Myers from Diamond Head, Mississippi. Leanne Shipley, Covington, Washington, Jan. Oh, that's it. That's it. That's our wow. Short list. I guess they're only marginally happy you're back, John. I can't help it. It's what it is. I'm happy you're back.
John C. Dvorak
Kind of pathetic.
Adam Curry
Yeah, a little bit. But, you know.
John C. Dvorak
Well, at least they gave earlier.
Adam Curry
Yeah, they did. They did. So thank you all very much. And of course, our executive and associate executive producers from earlier. You can all take possession of those executive and associate executive executive producer credits immediately. Everybody else, make sure you go tonoagenA donations.com. you can also put in a recurring donation if you feel like it. Any amount, any frequency. We accept it all. Any amount is appreciated. After all is value for value. We don't know what's valuable to you. Only you know that, and it's up to you. Noagendadonations.com. And Stuart William with the mountain bike celebrated on March 1st. Dame Janet of TP Wyoming on the 15th of March. Hakon Anderson, happy birthday to his niece Tilda. She turned three on March 24th. Katie Kompa, happy birthday to Daniel, March 27th, which is in two days from now. And Karen Bauer will be celebrating on April 11th. Will be doing that in person, apparently, at the no Agenda meetup in Fredericksburg, Texas. Happy birthday from everybody here at the best podcast in the universe. We do not have any title changes, but we do have a layaway. Knight Cameron, Linda Mood, and he says, my most beloved Punch and John. Okay. Well, boys, we've come a long way. I was hit in the mouth by the late Conspiracy Scope sometime in the early 2010s. It's been a long time. Brother Adam was living in Dutch exile at the time. John I still come across Red Fox albums I've never seen before and think of you. My original goal for knighthood was episode 666. Better late than never. He says what I learned from y' all about how the media works and how to see propaganda is truly invaluable and should be required for everyone. Oh, maybe Melania's robot can teach it. I honestly cannot thank you both enough. Week in, week out, you've kept me grounded and sane. I mean it when I say I love you. My father, J.R. lindamood Lindemood, passed away on November 2, 2025. And in his honor, I would like to be known as Sir C.K. lindamood, son of J. JR of Texas, aka Sir Lindamood. I would like peas and non kosher love nuts for the fellow knights. I have. Do you. Are you familiar with love nuts? This doesn't sound very.
John C. Dvorak
I have no. Well, I am, but not in this regard.
Adam Curry
Not for eating. That's right. Not for munching jingles. I've been sitting on them for a long time. Chemtrails. Rev Manning. We got to talk about that. A.J. it's real. And if you be so, so kind, throw in a karma, be happy.
No Agenda Theme Singer
Talk about that.
Adam Curry
It's real. It's real. It's real.
NTD Reporter Iris Tao
You've got karma.
Adam Curry
All right, so we have three nights to bring up on stage today. John, can you lift the blade by now? Are you okay?
John C. Dvorak
Are you still using? I can as long as it's not over five pounds.
Adam Curry
That's a teeny weeny blade. We'll have to have to make do with it. Okay. Cameron, Caitlin, the Moon, step on up. Rick Zahler and Sir. Oh, well, the dog. The dog is here in spirit. All three of you have supported the no Agenda show in the amount of $1,000 or more. I'm therefore very proud to pronounce the KB as Sir C.K. linda Mood, son of JR of Texas, sir Rick of the Hammer and Sir Gizmo the One Eyed for you. We've got hookers and Blow Rent boys and Chardonnay peas and non co kosher love nuts. And a nice virtual bone for our doggy here. Along with that, as always, we got gerbils and ginger ale. We got beers and blunts, and of course we got some mutton and meat. It's always here for you. Go to noagendarings.com we can't size it for the dog, I'm afraid, but I'm sure you'll work out a size. There's a ring sizing guide on the website and tell us where to send it. It always comes accompanied with a certificate of authenticity and Sticks of wax that you can use. To me, these are cygnet rings. Go check them out for yourself. That is noagendarings.com and thank you all for becoming knights of the no Agenda roundtable. I think we're ready for the meetups. Yeah, we actually have two meetup reports. The first one is from Okinaha in Japan. This is the one we were waiting for. You know, a meetup is still a meetup even if it's just you. Hi, sir, It's Sir Hank with a meetup report from raha. It was probable but there was no other person here. The next meetup I will be hosting is in Fukuoka and hopefully there will be a bigger turnout. Thank you for your attention to this matter. I love it, man. I'm sorry no one else showed up. Maybe the next one. There's definitely people in Japan who want to meet up. We know that for sure. And Vancouver had their meetup. Here's their remote meetup report. Hey, this is ID Pop and of show mixer with the meetup report for Vancouver, B.C. scandinavia.
President Trump
It was a good crew.
Adam Curry
I got to meet a viscount and hit some people in the mouth. We met some great people from higher side chats as well. The last meetup I went to, the host didn't show up. So I started my own. Now I feel connected and protected. We do. It's like a par. Great to see you back in the saddle there, John. Good to have you back. We're having a great meetup here in Vancouver. Had a bunch of people here. Most of them are gone now, but fantastic time in the morning. Hey, just finished the Vancouver meetup.
John C. Dvorak
Great time, great people. We'll be back again in the morning.
NTD Reporter Iris Tao
Hi guys. Place is very interesting and they were so nice and I hope they had fun. And this is a hive from Alibi Room in Vancouver.
Adam Curry
End of show mixers doing meetup reports. Gotta love it. We do have a couple of meetups taking place. One on this. Actually a couple this Saturday, the no agenda Dallas, Fort Worth Mid Cities meetup at Chef Point Cafe in Coleyville, Texas. Or Nerdworks hosting the Central Ohio March edition meetup at noon. By the way, the mid cities is 11:30 in the morning, so the Central Ohio March edition is Jackie O's in Columbus. The Fort Wayne Club 33 March Madness meetup, one o' clock at Hall's Tavern at Coventry. And they'll be in the back room. Fort Wayne, Indiana. High atop hop. No agenda. No high country hop. No agenda. Don't stop. That'll be in Australia, 1 o' clock Eastern Australian Standard Time time. High Country Hop Festival site in Beechwood, Victoria. All right, I need a meetup report from you guys and also on Saturday and this will be the do over. Fukua Fukuok, Fukuoka Castle ruins Cherry Blossom viewing 1:30. That's your Japanese standard time at Maiduru Maizuru park in Fukuoka, Kyushu, Japan. Maybe it's because I can't pronounce them that people that show up, that may be part of the problem and I apologize for that. So if you're in Japan, if you're in that area, then please go and meet Sir Hank Itami. Don't let him be there alone. And we look forward to a full meet up report coming up in the month of april on the 2nd. Raleigh, North Carolina, Osaka. Now we know there's lots of people in Osaka, so that'll be on April 4th. The 11th is a big meetup day. Eagle, Idaho. Albany, California. Maybe John will come and show you his scar. Maybe not. Lafayette, Louisiana on the 11th and Fredericksburg, Texas. Yes, the keeper and I, many of your local celebrities from Fredericksburg will be there the 16th. Charlotte, North Carolina. Franklin, Tennessee on the 18th. Always a good group there. Scheveningen in the Netherlands on the 25th. Brighton, Michigan on the 26th and Leipzig in Germany, that's in Saxony. Make sure you go to that one. And whenever you have a meetup which as you know are completely unregulated, they're producer organized, you get what you put into it. Try and make a meetup report. Just pass a phone around. If it's a hassle, I'm happy to edit it. Just send it in to me. Will take care of it. Make sure everyone talks loudly enough and if you can always get your server in on the action. Noagendameetups.com connection is protection. The people you meet there will be your first responders in any emergency. They keep you stable so you're able. Go to noagendameetups.com if you can't find a meetup near you, start one yourself. It's real easy and they are always guaranteed a party
No Agenda Theme Singer
all the nights and days you want to be where you won't be triggered on Hell's Lame. You want to be where everybody feels the same.
John C. Dvorak
It's like a party.
Adam Curry
Well, zippered or not, John has a tip of the day standing by for you. But as always, we want to see if we can select a fitting ISO for the end of the show. You sent me one as a bonus. This clip at the Just before we started the show. Do you want to hear mine first or should we go with yours?
John C. Dvorak
Okay, either way.
Adam Curry
Here we go. Here's mine.
Planetary Society Host
I thought it was pretty outrageous.
Adam Curry
Okay, there's one and that's it. That's all they have to do. And that's the other one I have.
John C. Dvorak
Well, I. Mine.
Adam Curry
Okay, here's yours.
President Trump
This is old wisdom passed down through generations.
Adam Curry
Hey, why does he sound so muffled?
John C. Dvorak
That's what he sounds like is his voice.
Adam Curry
And that's an AI voice. And it sounds.
John C. Dvorak
No, it's not.
President Trump
This is old wisdom passed down through generations.
Adam Curry
I don't know. I mean, do you think that's better than I thought it was pretty outrageous.
Ed O'Keefe
Yeah.
John C. Dvorak
You want the outrageous? What's your pick?
Adam Curry
No.
NPR Reporter
Heart.
Adam Curry
Heart patient goes first. We call you a heart patient.
John C. Dvorak
Sorry, I am.
Adam Curry
Yeah. I once called Dave Weiner a heart patient and he hung up. Up on me.
John C. Dvorak
Why?
Adam Curry
Because he was a heart patient. He didn't like me. Said, I don't. I don't like that term. He hated it. Just don't call me.
John C. Dvorak
I never met again. It sweated so much.
Adam Curry
However, here's a guy who's got a
No Agenda Theme Singer
tip of the day. Great advice for you and me.
Adam Curry
Just the tip with jcd.
John C. Dvorak
I don't know why I didn't come up with this tip before. This is an old tip. This is a tip that we should have had on here. Lead testing swabs.
Adam Curry
Ooh, yes. That sounds like something we definitely should have had.
John C. Dvorak
Yeah. You know, you go to Goodwill, you pick up some old crockery, check it for lead, it could be toxic. And so the one example is the AA wipes lead test kit. 30 swabs is on Amazon. Enhanced lead testing formulation at home. Lead paint. It's also good for testing paint. Moving into a new house. Test paint.
Adam Curry
Now, wait a minute. You just, just swab the. The walls or what do you do?
John C. Dvorak
And then you stick it in a thing and it turns colors.
Adam Curry
Huh. I mean, people check their drugs all the time. I mean, I'm surprised we don't. We don't have these, that everybody doesn't have these just around the house.
John C. Dvorak
Everyone should have these lead test kits
Adam Curry
and they're available on Amazon. What's the price?
John C. Dvorak
Well, this is the AA wipes. It's one of many. There's a lead. A lot of, a lot of companies that make these nine bucks.
Adam Curry
It's a good tip and it could save your life. How about that? A nine dollar tip of the day that could save your life. Find more at no agenda fun.com tipoftheday.net. And sometimes Adam created by Dana Berdetti. That's right. Where would we be without Dana? Without Dana, we wouldn't have House of Cards. What a tragedy that would be. And so we end another no Agenda media deconstruction for you. You might want to stay tuned to the no Agenda stream because we have the Random Thoughts podcast coming up next. And the title of this one is Known Addictive Products. So you know what that's going to be about. I'm sure it's a deep dive into the addictiveness of social media. End of show mixes, both of them coming from mvp. And if you feel so called, send me your end of show mixes. Keep them about a minute 30adamacurry.com and we'll be back on Sunday to bring the wattage into your cottage, as Darren o' Neill would say, and slam some that bass in your face. Until then, coming to you from the heart of the Texas hill country, beautiful Fredericksburg, Texas, where we will be meeting on April 11th in the morning, everybody, I'm Adam Curry and from the northern
John C. Dvorak
San Francisco Bay, I'm John C. Dvorak.
Adam Curry
Please remember us@noagendadonations.com it's taken a lot to do this show until Sunday. Adios, mofos, hooey, hooey and such.
No Agenda Theme Singer
It's the best podcast in the universe. It's time to start the show. We've got the clips, we've got the tips and everything. You know the media spinning tales and weaving out a lie but we got Adam and JCD to give it a try Deconstructing every word to keep the spirit strong with value for value Magic man, we're moving right on. Shut up, slave. It's a show you crave in the morning till you let the banners wave no agenda here Let the truth be clear with a double shot of courage and a lack of fear Kick your heels up high let the narrative die the no Agenda show Reaching for the sky can you hear it? The media's a mess can, can you feel it? The truth we must conf yes, it's the no extender. Old Adam used to swear a blue streak every single day until he washed his mouth with soap and threw the words away But John back on no agenda and he's slipping now and then Letting out a mother trucker to the boys and men Now Adam's ears are burning he's trying to stay clean While John is dancing right on the edge of what is quite obscene Oh
John C. Dvorak
I
No Agenda Theme Singer
stepped into a puddle right up to my knee I yelled out Mother, Father for the neighborhood to see Mimi looked again Gas. She thought I'd lost my mind Until
Adam Curry
I told her ship it I'm the hard working kind the air is getting
No Agenda Theme Singer
salty the clouds are turning black But I'm a reformed fellow There ain't no turning back oh oh It's a ducking shame It's a bronco ride Keep the fire trucking language all locked up deep inside I'm a son of a biscuit A real corks sucker to just pull it on my corks until the wine comes into view we're sticking to the phonics we're dancing on the edge Without a single word to drive a person or the ledge so if you're feeling cluck just go and find a hand and say a hallelujah every now and then Keep your darn socks mended and your gosh darn soul and leave the dirty words inside the toilet Bow.
Adam Curry
The best podcast in the universe. Are you else mofo dvorak.org na
Planetary Society Host
I
Adam Curry
thought it was pretty outrageous.
Hosts: Adam Curry & John C. Dvorak
Theme: Media deconstruction of current geopolitical events, energy crisis, tech law, and American societal quirks, all in the show's irreverent and analytical style.
In this episode, Adam and John return to full strength to deconstruct the latest media coverage and geopolitical developments, with a heavy focus on the aftermath of the US-Iran conflict, global energy disruptions, the political maneuverings in the Gulf, spring break culture, and the landmark court victory against Meta/YouTube over addictive social media design. The show blends sharp media dissection, technical insight, pop culture commentary, and characteristic humor—including digressions about robot teachers, airport security, and John’s recent heart surgery.
[00:36–11:43]
The hosts dissect the rapid news cycle iterations of Trump’s negotiation “algorithm” and how media covers each twist in US-Iran tensions—between threats, attacks, and offers to negotiate.
Trump’s claim of having received a “big present” from Iran turns out to be a rumored gift of 8–10 oil tankers, whose real destination and significance provoke skepticism.
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[03:52–11:43]
John conducts a side-by-side analysis of network news (ABC, CBS, NBC) to highlight subtle but critical media framing:
Notable Quotes:
[11:43–18:33]
Analysis of how the closure of the Strait of Hormuz disrupts LNG and oil supply to Asia and Europe:
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[14:43–18:19]
[20:04–41:03]
Discussion of scenario planning for US military buildup and strategy:
Memorable Analyst Quote:
[41:56–49:44]
A lighter segment with a “man on the street” report: college students at spring break demonstrate ignorance on geopolitics and wild party tales.
Memorable Moment:
[60:24–72:31, 63:37–72:31]
Coverage and deep dive into two major court cases finding Meta and YouTube liable for knowingly making addictive products targeting youth—a parallel drawn to the “big tobacco reckoning.”
Notable Quotes:
[54:30–58:22]
Adam rails against First Lady Melania Trump’s public demo of a humanoid robot teacher (“Plato/Play-Doh”) for children: critiques from both technological and societal angles.
Notable Quote:
[116:47–123:14]
US airports face total gridlock as TSA staff shortages and government shutdowns worsen.
Adam floats the provocative idea: “Why not just eliminate the TSA and return airport security to the airlines?”
The segment pokes holes in the “security theater” mindset post-9/11.
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The episode is frank and cutting, mixing skepticism with levity. The hosts’ language is direct, often irreverent, but frequently underpinned by technical knowledge and lived experience.
No Agenda #1854 delivers a full-spectrum deconstruction of global politics, media bias, energy disruption, big tech’s legal comeuppance, and the ironies of American life—with all the wit, skepticism, and sharp observation you expect from Adam and John. A must-listen for anyone seeking to cut through the mainstream media static and corporate narratives.
“I thought it was pretty outrageous.” (Planetary Society Host, 148:24)