This week, the guys welcome in the #hashtag DC era, fill you in on Parker Fleming's insane smarts, cast a side-eye towards National Signing Day, and explain in great detail why it's absolutely okay to edit your own Madden rating.

00:57 | “I Got a Lot of Greatness in Me”
01:53 | One Day Greater than Mike
05:08 | So, You're Lined Up Across from Mahomes…
06:16 | We're Givin' Stuff Away
08:05 | “Parker's Really a Genius”
09:15 | How Does Ohio State Not Take Them to the House More?
10:49 | “If You Know Him, You Have No Choice but to Root for Him”
12:55 | To Better Years
15:45 | National Signing Day Got Weird
18:07 | “Where Do I Sign?!”
20:21 | Finessing a Vacation Visit
22:55 | Not Messing with Sharks
31:56 | Setting Up the Rematch We All Want to See
33:20 | Boosting Your Own Madden Rating
40:40 | WHAC Stories: “I Got Up, Signed the Ball, and Took a Selfie!”
45:47 | Going for Three: The Hopium Flows

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