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We had a guest cancel at the last minute, so Craig, Suzanne, and I opened drinks and talked about my absolute disaster of a travel day.

I'm not giving away the whole thing, but yesterday involved delayed flights, a plane too hot to board, a jammed wheelchair, Atlanta airspace doing Atlanta airspace things, a sick flight attendant, a Popeyes dream that died quickly, a late-night LIRR miracle, and the crushing realization that I wasn't getting Taco Bell at the end of it.

Suzanne somehow turned our text thread into a blues song, Craig did Craig things, and I tried to explain the whole mess without reliving too much trauma.

We also got to the important business:

🍾 Identical Dispenser Bottles beat Breakfast Buffet Hunger Games 🐴 The Four Horsemen of Hotel Misery are officially set 🧠 Glenn Knows Stuff returns with Jets misery, peacoats, landlines, and cars ☎️ Craig apparently still lives in a world where landlines matter ✈️ Delta and I need some time apart

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