Noble Blood: Episode Summary – Divorced II (From the Archive)
Release Date: January 7, 2025
Host: Dana Schwartz
Production: iHeartPodcasts and Grim & Mild
Introduction
In the Divorced II episode of Noble Blood, host Dana Schwartz delves into the tumultuous marriage of Anne of Cleves, the fourth wife of King Henry VIII of England. Revisiting her original series on Henry VIII's six wives, Schwartz uncovers the intricate political maneuverings, personal dynamics, and the ultimate dissolution of this royal union. This episode offers a nuanced perspective on Anne of Cleves, portraying her not merely as a rejected bride but as a resilient figure navigating the perilous waters of Tudor politics.
The Quest for a New Queen
After the death of his third wife, Jane Seymour, in 1537, Henry VIII found himself bereft of a male heir and in dire need of political alliances to secure England's position in Europe. His initial attempts to secure a marriage with Mary of Guise, the widow of King James V of Scotland, were unsuccessful. Undeterred, Henry turned his attention to the continent, seeking a bride who could bolster his reign both politically and dynastically.
“Henry was in his late 40s, already expanding with a swollen leg that needed to be periodically punctured to let the ooze out.” [05:45]
Schwartz elaborates on Henry's declining health and diminishing charm, which complicated his search for a suitable queen. His advisors, particularly Thomas Cromwell, pushed forward the proposal to Anne of Cleves, a German princess whose portrait by Hans Holbein the Younger had captivated the king.
Anne of Cleves: The Idealized Portrait
Anne of Cleves emerged as a promising candidate when Cromwell presented her portrait to Henry VIII. The painting depicted a gentle and kind visage, with heavy-lidded eyes that suggested wisdom and mystery. Henry, enthralled by the image, envisioned a harmonious marriage reminiscent of legendary romances.
“The portrait was the final straw. Henry was entranced by Anne's gentle, kind face and heavy-lidded eyes that made her look both mysterious and wise.” [15:20]
However, the reliance on portraiture over personal acquaintance would prove to be a critical flaw in their relationship.
Anne's Journey to England
At 24, Anne embarked on a grueling journey to England, traveling over 300 miles by land and sea with an entourage of nearly 300 people. Her arrival in England was marred by cultural and linguistic barriers, as she did not speak English and was unfamiliar with the customs of the English court.
“Anne had always been sheltered, never imagining she would marry a king or live in such an alien court.” [22:10]
During her stay in Rochester, Anne observed the English pastime of bull baiting, which only heightened her anxiety about the impending union.
The Fateful First Encounter
On New Year's Day, 1540, Henry VIII orchestrated a surprise meeting with Anne, disguising himself as a common man to test her reactions. This encounter quickly soured Anne's impression of Henry, seeing him as unrefined and unbecoming a monarch.
“Anne saw Henry's disguised attempt to woo her as nothing short of an assault, leaving her deeply unsettled.” [28:35]
Despite this rocky start, Henry and Anne engaged in polite conversation, but Henry's internal dissatisfaction was evident.
The Unconsummated Marriage and Annulment
The marriage ceremony on January 6, 1540, was swift, and consummation never occurred. Henry VIII's lack of interest in Anne became glaringly apparent, leading to accusations that the marriage was never valid. Cromwell, under immense pressure, sought loopholes to annul the union without scandal.
“Henry confronted Cromwell the morning after the wedding, saying, ‘I like her not, now I like her much less.’” [40:50]
The annulment was finalized on July 7, 1540, citing non-consummation and pretended betrothal to another. Anne received generous terms, including two palaces and an annual income, allowing her to remain in England comfortably.
Life After the Annulment
Post-annulment, Anne of Cleves lived a life of relative peace and autonomy compared to Henry's other wives. She maintained her household in Greenwich, fostering friendships and contributing to the community. Her grace and adaptability earned her public sympathy and admiration.
“Anne’s ability to navigate her newfound status with dignity earned her the lasting affection of the English people.” [50:30]
Anne remained on good terms with Henry, even referring to herself as the king’s sister in official correspondence. Her legacy is that of a woman who survived one of the most tumultuous periods in English royal history with poise and resilience.
The Downfall of Thomas Cromwell
While Anne of Cleves managed to extricate herself from the marriage successfully, her advocate, Thomas Cromwell, did not share the same fortune. Cromwell's heavy involvement in orchestrating the marriage ultimately led to his downfall.
“Cromwell, who had pushed for Anne’s marriage, was executed in 1540, a casualty of Henry’s volatile temperament and shifting political tides.” [32:19]
His execution underscores the perilous nature of court politics and the high stakes of aligning too closely with the king's desires.
Conclusion: Anne of Cleves' Enduring Legacy
Anne of Cleves remains a fascinating figure in Tudor history. Her short-lived marriage to Henry VIII had lasting political repercussions, yet her personal story is one of survival and adaptation. Unlike other queens who met tragic ends, Anne thrived after her annulment, leaving behind a legacy of kindness and fortitude.
“Anne’s legacy is not one of royal success, but of personal strength and the ability to find peace amidst the chaos of Henry VIII’s reign.” [60:00]
Through this episode, Dana Schwartz paints a comprehensive portrait of Anne of Cleves, highlighting her significance beyond the scandalous headlines of her time.
Notable Quotes
- Dana Schwartz: “Anne was a woman who did what it took to survive.” [27:50]
- Dana Schwartz: “Anne’s ability to navigate her newfound status with dignity earned her the lasting affection of the English people.” [50:30]
- Dana Schwartz: “Anne’s legacy is not one of royal success, but of personal strength and the ability to find peace amidst the chaos of Henry VIII’s reign.” [60:00]
Final Thoughts
This episode of Noble Blood not only revisits a pivotal moment in English history but also humanizes one of Henry VIII's least understood queens. Dana Schwartz's meticulous research and engaging storytelling shed light on Anne of Cleves' life, painting her as a figure of grace and resilience in a court rife with turmoil and tragedy.
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