Podcast
Nobody's Listening, Right?
Hosted by Elizabeth Laime and Andy Rosen · EN
A married couple talking like no one's listening - Food, money, sex, neighborhood gossip, parenting, love of Costco, medical mishaps, relationship advice, therapy and bathroom etiquette and more! Formerly known as Totally Married, join podcast veterans Andy Rosen and Elizabeth Laime in this unfiltered marriage podcast touted as “A show about nothing that I can’t get enough of”, “The only podcast that makes me laugh so hard I have to pull over,” and “Binge-worthy audio comfort-food but don’t recommend listening in public”
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223 - Elizabeth Enters Her Scarf Era
Yesterday01:03:52Tap to summarizeThis week on NLR: Elizabeth’s sister finds a box of memories, Movie trailers deceive, Andy might need to change his outgoing message, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right Thanks to our episode sponsors: BIOptimizers - Get 15% off your entire order by going to: bioptimizers.com/nobodyslistening and use code NLR BLISSY - Wake up with clearer skin, smoother hair, and cooler sleep. Use code NLR for an extra 30% off at blissy.com/NLR Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Check out our True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEADLearn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 01:58 Scarf Era 09:22 Hantavirus 12:07 Paying Attention 16:39 The Opera 17:35 Movie Trailers 20:51 Ad Break: BiOptimizers 24:48 Andy's Outgoing Voicemail Greeting 26:58 Family Tree 33:51 Ad Break: Blissy 42:40 The Coolest Names 46:42 The Art Of Letter Writing 51:22 Life Insurance ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 01:58 Scarf Era 09:22 Hantavirus 12:07 Paying Attention 16:39 The Opera 17:35 Movie Trailers 20:51 Ad Break: BiOptimizers 24:48 Andy's Outgoing Voicemail Greeting 26:58 Family Tree 33:51 Ad Break: Blissy 42:40 The Coolest Names 46:42 The Art Of Letter Writing 51:22 Life Insurance Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Transcribe →222 - The Biggest Fight We’ve Ever Had?
1w ago01:01:13Tap to summarizeThis week on NLR: The truth about a single cinnamon roll stirs things up, Andy starts beef with a really good guy, Elizabeth births a next level rom-com idea, Lean On Me brings smiles in the grocery store, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Thanks to our episode sponsors: REMI - Go to shopremi.com/NLR and use code NLR at checkout for 50% off with Remi Club Subscribe & Save. GROW THERAPY - Visit GrowTherapy.com/NLR today to get started. Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Check out our True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEADLearn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 02:24 Mormon Payola 05:27 Jesus Tries Too Hard 09:44 The Truth About A Cinnamon Roll 28:46 You Should Feel Bad 39:33 Scam City 43:35 Rom-Com Idea 48:12 A Panties Problem 52:29 Boudoir Photos 57:43 Lean On Me Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Transcribe →221 - The Most Handsome Cat Ever!
2w ago00:57:00Tap to summarizeThis week on NLR: Andy has a life changing revelation that impacts his relationship with Ducky, Elizabeth joins an interesting foot panel, Synesthesiacs are in the crosshairs, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Thanks to our episode sponsors: BIOLOGICA - Go to https://Biologica.com/NLR and get up to 32% off your first subscription order today! GOODR - Head to goodr.com/NLR to claim $10 off your first order Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Check out our True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEADLearn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 00:59 No Boundaries No Rules 02:02 On The Mic 02:56 The Marriage Suffered 04:04 Making Bids 06:51 Foot Kinks 09:26 Side Toe Jam Business 20:14 Ad Break: Biologica 22:35 What Is More Flattering 24:30 Synesthesia 27:01 Even vs Odd Days 30:11 Ad Break: GOODR 31:42 How Do You See A Calendar 33:35 Forks 35:17 We Support Ballerina Farms 41:07 Average Lifespan 46:44 Snoring 51:31 The Most Handsome Cat Ever Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Transcribe →220 - Plants Are Tearing Us Apart
3w ago01:09:05Tap to summarizeThis week on NLR: Things get tense when Plants enter the conversation, Andy’s ADHD is getting in the way, Elizabeth ponders time, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Thanks to our episode sponsors: ONE SKIN - Get 15% off OneSkin with the code NLR at oneskin.co/NLR #oneskinpod HONEYLOVE - Save 20% Off Honeylove by going to honeylove.com/NLR #honeylovepod GROW THERAPY - Visit https://GrowTherapy.com/NLR today to get started. Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Check out our True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEADLearn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 01:49 Bird On Bird Violence 05:52 Carnivore Ethics 15:19 Meat Is Murder 16:28 2 Types Of Cannibals 21:59 Raging ADHD 28:21 Ad Break: OneSkin 30:11 Ad Break: Honeylove 32:11 Poor Ducky 34:24 New Haircut 38:10 Mushroom Head 42:08 Ad Break: Grow Therapy 42:57 Near-Death Experience 50:33 What Are Thoughts 55:40 Why Do We Have To Sleep 58:18 Time Is Stacked 01:02:19 The Amazing Race Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Transcribe →219 - Crows, Dental Dams, and Vibes
4w ago00:59:40Tap to summarizeThis week on NLR: Elizabeth and Andy stretch their bird knowledge, Andy becomes a creative director, tongues may or may not be scraped, talent flows, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Thanks to our episode sponsors: BLISSY - Wake up with clearer skin, smoother hair, and cooler sleep. Use code NLR for an extra 30% off at blissy.com/NLR BIOptimizers - Get 15% off your entire order plus a free bottle of Masszymes by going to: https://bioptimizers.com/nobodyslistening and use code NLR Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Check out our True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEADLearn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 00:57 A Couple Of Dumbasses 02:59 Birds Afraid Of Women 04:58 Human Hair Bird Nests 05:40 Crows Are Cool 11:27 Hat Fashion 16:02 First Impression Vibes 16:40 Creepy and Intriguing 20:40 Ad Break: Blissy 22:22 Mistake Face 24:06 Talent Shows Rule 25:35 My Dance Story Is Not Over 27:58 Don't Put The Sink There! 31:35 Ad Break: BIOptimizers 33:44 Germs and Sharing Toothpaste 36:49 Tongue Scraping 38:08 GUM Soft Picks 41:31 Dental Dams 47:01 Dead Internet Theory 50:31 AI Music 52:57 Elizabeth The Wall-paperer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Transcribe →218 - Forget Maxxing, Time To Minn!
Apr 2901:06:02Tap to summarizeThis week: Elizabeth catches self-help lightning in a bottle with an assist from Andy, a restaurant server disappoints, Looksmaxxing is out, credit card points are always in, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Thanks to our episode sponsors: ONE SKIN - Get 15% off OneSkin with the code NLR at oneskin.co/NLR #oneskinpod Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Check out our True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEADLearn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 00:57 Uganda 03:00 Belize Love 07:00 Is Q-Anon A Cult? 11:19 The Art Of Minning 12:20 Looksmaxxing 19:52 Cancer and Sugar 26:52 Ad Break: ONESKIN 28:48 Be Careful Guru 30:49 Beach Maxxing 32:14 Take The Mask Off 33:17 Table Shaft 43:08 It Can Be Hard To Minn 44:36 Points Maxxing 53:01 This Brings Me Joy 56:58 The Joy Of Diving 01:01:21 Are You Going To Nest? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Transcribe →217 - New Studio Who Dis?
Apr 2201:05:43Tap to summarizeThe NEW Studio is finally ready for take off! This week we settle into the new digs and chat about: old diaries, hockey hijinx, retail defeats, warring chimps, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Thanks to our episode sponsors: JONES ROAD - Use code NLR at jonesroadbeauty.com to get a Free Shimmer Face Oil with your first purchase! #JonesRoadBeauty BIOLOGICA - Go to Biologica.com/NLR and get up to 32% off your first subscription order today! Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Check out our True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEADLearn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 00:21 New Studio Reveal 02:38 Lion and Tiger Joke 03:59 Elizabeth's Diary 08:38 Is Anyone Listening? 12:29 Hockey Man 19:36 Ad Break: Jone's Road 21:33 New Moon Time To Journal Time 29:12 Paint Fail 34:00 Ad Break: Biologica 36:15 No Receipt Big Problem 40:48 Spasms and Snoring 42:42 Separate Houses 48:41 Arizona Tea 58:45 Chimpanzee Civil War Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Transcribe →216 - If These Hotel Washcloths Could Talk
Apr 1501:10:11Tap to summarizeThis week on NLR: Andy and his brother cross an item off their bucket list, Elizabeth ponders the healing properties of psychedelics, the people of Minnesota are tops, Ducky stops by, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Thanks to our episode sponsors: HONEYLOVE - Save 20% Off Honeylove by going to honeylove.com/NLR #honeylovepod ONE SKIN - Get 15% off OneSkin with the code NLR at oneskin.co/NLR #oneskinpod Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Check out our True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEADLearn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 00:39 A Bit Of Botox 01:35 Happy Birthday Andy 03:18 Artemis II Moon Mission 07:46 Pink Floyd Dark Side Of The Moon 08:43 Prince Paisley Park 09:32 The People Of Minnesota Are Great 11:53 The Mall Of America 16:10 Cinnabon 19:21 Regretting The Dirty Dog 22:19 Ad Break: Honeylove 24:05 Pranks 27:53 Turning 47 34:40 Addiction 37:22 Ad Break: OneSkin 39:42 People Off The Rails 41:54 Hotel Washcloths 44:38 Balancing Each Other Out 49:04 Psychedelics As Medicine 01:01:03 A Bathroom Dilemma Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Transcribe →215 - We Are Limitless!
Apr 801:01:05Tap to summarizeThis week on NLR: A historic mission to the moon inspires Elizabeth but disappoints Andy, Facebook Marketplace holds some wild items, reincarnation is examined, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Thanks to our episode sponsor: GROW THERAPY - Visit GrowTherapy.com/NLR today to get started. Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Check out our True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEADLearn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 02:37 Noah Kahan vs Andy 08:06 Facebook Marketplace Finds 10:32 Cross For Sale 18:16 Ad Break: Grow Therapy 20:11 We Are Limitless 20:25 Artemis II Moon Mission 27:34 Mount Everest Problems 32:43 How Far Away Is The Moon 37:21 Reincarnation 40:40 Near Death Experiences 43:13 Self Help Influencers 51:21 Flag Duty 55:55 Am I A Sociopath? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Transcribe →214 - Andy Is A Hero
Apr 101:12:40Tap to summarizeThis week on NLR: Elizabeth is back from a road trip down memory lane, Andy does NOT have a stye, self-help gurus are problematic, heroes come in all shapes and sizes, plus much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Thanks to our episode sponsors: BIOptimizers - Get 15% off any order at bioptimizers.com/nobodyslistening use code: NLR Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Check out our True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEAD Learn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 02:22 Roadtripping 04:53 Project Hail Mary 15:49 Ad Break: BIOptimizers 18:23 Put Those Feet Away 20:08 Checking People Out 25:47 Orinda California 32:44 Elizabeth Visits Her Elementary School 34:42 Utah Murder Case 37:02 Allergic To Self Help Gurus 49:52 Le Bureau des Légendes 55:28 Ex Boyfriend Drama 01:04:17 Verbal Ticks 01:08:20 Privacy Concerns Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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