(0:00) Pre-Show

(1:05) The Real Reason the Government is Hiding Their UFO Data

(6:29) Protect The Sensors

(11:23) How Many Civilizations Are There?

(22:12) Extraterrestrial Geology

(24:34) cj’s recommendation: Mars Attacks!

(26:07) Jeff’s Recommendation: Aliens

Why did a mysterious trader or two just bet six figures that the U.S. government will confirm the existence of ETs by the end of the year? This week, the guys dive into the xenological deep end to find out if someone knows something we don’t, or if the prediction markets have finally lost their minds.

They’re pulling back the curtain on why the government is so obsessed with keeping their UAP data under lock and key - and hint: it has more to do with our own "god-like" satellite sensors than it does with little green men.

From the "Sensor Trap" to the "Galactic Graveyard," we break down the math of why we’re probably not alone, even if we’re just living in a universe full of extinct civilizations. We’re talking Drake Equations, the terrifying precision of Next-Gen Infrared, and why plate tectonics might be the reason you’re smart enough to listen to this podcast. Grab your tinfoil hats; it’s about to get astronomical.

Nonsense is available ⁠⁠here⁠⁠.