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(2:56) cj's week: Pools & BBQs!

(4:30) Jeff's Week: The Oscars

(7:10) Headline: The $50 Billion Ukrainian Drone Disruptor

(12:40) Headline: Meta Cuts Human Staff to Fund $135B AI Infrastructure

(20:44) Headline: Poison in Your Playlist: Why Your Headphones Are Leaking Toxins

(23:40) Headline: Why Everyone is Panicking Over Trump’s New $100,000 Visa Levy

(26:31) Davong Systems' DSI-501

Ukraine is flipping the script on modern warfare, moving from a recipient of aid to a global defense powerhouse with a proposed $50 billion drone pipeline. While Kyiv pitches low-cost interceptors to the Gulf, Meta is "de-layering" its human staff to fund a $135 billion AI infrastructure binge. From acquiring a social network exclusively for bots to pushing a 1:50 human-to-AI management ratio, Zuckerberg is betting the farm on a future where your coworker is a line of code.

The "Year of Efficiency" gets even weirder as an EU study finds a 100% failure rate in headphone safety, revealing that your favorite "premium" brands are leaking hormone-disrupting chemicals directly into your ear sweat. To cap off the chaos, a new $100,000 H-1B visa fee designed to tax tech titans has accidentally "body-slammed" rural schools and hospitals. We’re breaking down how a policy aimed at Mark Zuckerberg ended up making a special ed teacher from the Philippines cost more than a Ferrari.

Zelenskiy Says Ukraine Seeks Drone Deals With US, Gulf Region - Bloomberg

Ukraine's anti-drone tech is in high demand as Iran attacks its neighbors

Zelenskiy says Ukraine wants money, technology in return for Middle East drone help | Reuters

Iran war highlights Ukraine’s rapid rise to drone superpower status - Atlantic Council

Meta is reportedly laying off up to 20 percent of its staff

Report: Meta could lay off 20% of its staff and replace many of them with AI workers - SiliconANGLE

Owner With No Medical Background Invents Cure for Dog’s Terminal Cancer - Newsweek

European retailers yank popular headphones after study reports trace amounts of hormone-disrupting chemicals | The Verge

EU study finds BPA toxins in 81 headphone brands

The Sound of Contamination: A Comprehensive Analysis of Endocrine Disruptors and Hazardous Additives in the Headphones

The $100,000 fee for H-1Bs is causing all sorts of problems

Davong DSI-501

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