Is social media a "lion hunting a gazelle"? A California jury thinks so. We’re breaking down the $3 million verdict against Meta and YouTube that focused on "product liability" rather than free speech. It turns out that infinite scroll might be legally equivalent to a car without seatbelts, and the legal floodgates are officially open.

We also tackle the LiteLLM breach - a digital house fire that’s currently stealing API keys and cloud tokens across the tech industry. It’s a "transitive risk" nightmare that shows just how vulnerable the AI revolution really is when the underlying code gets poisoned by hackers.

Lastly, grab your flags, because your next router might have to be 100% American. The FCC has blacklisted foreign consumer routers to stop state-sponsored botnets from hijacking our power grids. We dig into whether this is a genius security move or a massive shock to the tech industry that’s going to leave us all staring at "No Connection" icons.

CB Bucknor missed 20 calls in one game, a breakdown

A Legal Decision That Could Change Social Media - The Atlantic

LiteLLM PyPI compromise: Everything we know so far | IT Pro

TeamPCP Expands Supply Chain Campaign With LiteLLM PyPI Compromise - Infosecurity Magazine

LiteLLM PyPI Malware Steals Cloud, Crypto, Slack, and Discord Keys - OX Security

Supply chain attack hits widely-used AI package, risks impacting thousands of companies

FCC expands Covered List to block high-risk routers and drones, tighten ban on foreign-made connectivity devices - Industrial Cyber

FAQs on Recent Updates to FCC Covered List Regarding Routers Produced in Foreign Countries

pf Sense Routers

Nonsense is available ⁠⁠here⁠⁠.

HEADLINES: Lawsuits for Likes, Haunted Python, & the Great Router Ban of ‘26