PODCAST LAS NOTICIAS CON CALLE DE 11 DE MARZO DE 2026
Host: Jay Fonseca
Date: March 11, 2026
Overview
In this episode, Jay Fonseca delivers a rundown of the day’s most pressing news for Puerto Rico and the world. The main theme is the current global conflict centered around the Strait of Ormuz, U.S. military interventions, and consequences for oil prices and international relations. Jay also covers local matters like the amnesty for traffic fines, government inefficiencies, a historic property auction in San Lorenzo, developments in sports, and ongoing political intrigue.
Key Discussion Points & Insights
1. Strait of Ormuz Crisis & Global Oil Markets
- The global headline is the ongoing conflict at the Strait of Ormuz, a critical chokepoint through which one in every five barrels of oil passes worldwide.
- Misinformation Incident:
- Chris Wright, U.S. Secretary of Energy, falsely claimed U.S. Navy intervention to escort tankers through the Strait. This was quickly debunked by both U.S. and Iranian authorities.
- "Resultó ser que eso era falso, la información era falsa y el mismo EEUU la aclaró. Así que el Jefe de Energía de los Estados Unidos ha quedado en muy mala posición." (03:50)
- Military Escalation:
- U.S. forces reportedly destroyed 16 vessels allegedly laying mines in the Strait to disrupt shipping.
- Only Iranian, Russian, and Chinese ships seem willing to pass, as Iran threatens to sink unauthorized vessels.
- U.S. promises of naval protection/insurance have not materialized, leaving the Strait practically closed. “Para fines prácticos, 95 de cada 100 barcos que antes pasaban por allí, pues no están dispuestos a arriesgarse.” (07:37)
- Oil Prices & International Response:
- Dramatic volatility in oil prices: "$85 dólares, por si acaso, ha bajado más de eso...subió a 110 dólares, bajó a menos de 80 y volvió a subir 85, casi 90 en un momento dado." (16:50)
- Talks of releasing up to 300 million barrels daily from strategic reserves.
- IEA (International Energy Agency) and countries like Spain agree on the plan to moderate rising prices.
2. Regional & Local Fallout
- U.S., Israel & Ongoing Bombardments:
- U.S. and Israel bombings in regions like Ataharán continue; $5 billion has been spent in bombing campaigns in just four days.
- "Cinco billones de dólares se han gastado por los primeros cuatro días en bomba. Billones. Cinco. Sí. De esos cinco billones, lo mismo que le dan a Puerto Rico para Medicaid..." (10:36)
- Attacks on Shipping:
- Three additional commercial vessels attacked according to the UK, with the crew forced to evacuate due to fires.
- Drones targeted near Dubai’s International Airport, causing injuries and further disrupting Gulf infrastructure (13:23).
- Protests & Repression in Iran:
- Iranian authorities threaten lethal force against protestors. "Vamos a tratarlos como tratando al enemigo, como esto fuera un enemigo combatiente, es decir, vamos a matarte." (05:12)
- Iranian athletes seeking asylum after protesting abroad; some reconsider returning (14:11).
3. Puerto Rico: Local Government & Civic Issues
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Junta de Supervisión Fiscal:
- Warns that removing pension deductions could be ‘devastating’ without alternative funding sources (18:10).
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Traffic Fines Amnesty:
- Begins tomorrow for all fines up to Dec 31, 2025; newer fines not included. Practical issues with payment systems persist.
- "Llevo tres semanas intentando pagar para renovar mi licencia y no me dejan." (19:45)
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Property Auction in San Lorenzo:
- San Lorenzo’s mayor to hold the first public auction for "estorbos públicos" (neglected public properties). Buyers must commit to development, or properties return to auction.
- "Yo creo que eso es algo que hay que hacer. Y si no se hace yo no sé qué vamos a hacer de verdad como país." (24:04)
- Jay explains the principle of eminent domain and historical context, defending the policy against critics who argue it favors the wealthy.
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SBAs for Housing:
- New loans available from the Small Business Administration for home reconstruction (33:17).
4. Sports Highlights
- Premundial Femenino de Baloncesto:
- Puerto Rico hosts the tournament; Caitlyn Clark participates, Jay expresses admiration.
- "Estoy seguro que Bad Bunny le va a dar la oportunidad de conocerla." (22:30)
- Clásico Mundial de Béisbol:
- Star player José "La Máquina" Berrío will not play, despite earlier reports. Jay plans to discuss the drama with the head of the Baseball Federation (34:24).
5. Political & Administrative Affairs
- $100 Million Missing Funds Scandal:
- Revelation that $100 million are unaccounted for in a public fund—no officials have taken responsibility.
- "Yo imagino que Chu tiene que saber, ¿Verdad, gente? Cien millones. Esto es guillito diez veces. Y aquí pues no pasa nada." (35:05)
- Advisory firms allegedly recommended investments in themselves, with dispensation from oversight.
- Senate Investigations:
- Rivera Shatz demands all government contracts linked to the lawyer Zagardía within 48 hours as part of political posturing over the Marbete scandal.
- "Eso fue el mensaje de Rivera Chats, para bien o para mal..." (38:50)
- Electoral Law Change:
- Signed law now allows those aged 50+ to vote early by mail. Jay questions why similar privileges aren't extended to younger voters.
- "Vamos a dar el pato de gente de 50 años o más, porque alguien de 18 años no..." (41:06)
- Other News:
- Education department not in favor of transparent backpacks.
- Many species of birds in Puerto Rico remain without protection.
Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments
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On Oil Warfare:
“Si el Estrecho de Ormuz está cerrado, para fines prácticos, 95 de cada 100 barcos que antes pasaban por allí, pues no están dispuestos a arriesgarse.”
—Jay Fonseca (07:37) -
On U.S. Government Priorities:
"EEUU lo zumbó en cuatro días allí en bomba. ¿Recuerde que EEUU puede decidir no darnos los fondos de Medicaid y quién le va a meter un misil a Estados Unidos para obligarlo, verdad?"
—Jay Fonseca (11:00) -
On San Lorenzo Auction:
"Tenemos 500.000 propiedades abandonadas, subutilizadas, gubernamentales, comerciales, industriales y residenciales. ¿Qué hacemos? … Aquí queremos siempre que el comunismo y el socialismo nos resuelva los problemas y no nos damos cuenta que lo hacemos empeorar el problema."
—Jay Fonseca (24:50) -
On Corruption and Responsibility:
"Se perdieron 100 millones de dólares y nadie ahora en el fondo sabe qué pasó... Esto pasó bajo Wanda Vázquez y bajo Pierre Luis y 100 millones de dólares votados."
—Jay Fonseca (35:00)
Timestamps for Important Segments
- Strait of Ormuz and U.S. Navy Fiasco: 00:11–08:40
- Oil Market Fluctuations and Global Response: 08:41–14:00
- Iran—Protests and Repression: 05:12, 14:11
- Cost of War—U.S. Bombings vs. Medicaid Funding: 10:36–11:45
- Attacks on Commercial Vessels and Dubai Incident: 13:23–14:11
- Traffic Fines Amnesty & Tech Issues: 18:10–20:10
- San Lorenzo Public Auction of Properties: 23:40–28:45
- Education: Decline in School Enrollment: 33:30
- Sports Updates (Baloncesto & Béisbol): 21:28–22:50, 34:24
- $100 Million Missing, Political Corruption: 35:05–38:50
- Rivera Shatz, Senate Investigations: 38:50–41:06
- New Voting Law for 50+: 41:06–41:45
Tone & Style
Jay maintains an engaged, sometimes irreverent and critical tone. He often injects personal anecdotes, pushes back against political talking points, and urges the audience to think pragmatically—especially on issues of governance, government spending, and civic responsibility.
This summary delivers the substance and flavor of Jay Fonseca’s March 11, 2026 episode, equipping listeners and non-listeners alike with context, quotable highlights, and a structured grasp of fast-moving news at both global and local levels.
