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Ed Gamble
On off menu we always ask guests the big question, James.
James Acaster
Still or sparkling?
Ed Gamble
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Ed Gamble
Welcome to the Off Menu podcast. Taking the ginger biscuits of conversation, leaving them on the fireplace hearth of humor and awaiting the Santa of friendship. Santa's gonna eat some biscuits. Leave some biscuits out for Santa. James, what do you leave out for Santa, man?
James Acaster
That's it, Campbell. My name is James, a cousin. Together we only drink chat.
Ed Gamble
Good chat. What'd you leave out for Santa?
James Acaster
And every single year, Every single year.
Ed Gamble
What'D you leave out of Santa?
James Acaster
Every week we Invite in a guest and we.
Ed Gamble
Every single favor ever. No, Every single year, we invite a guest in to ask them about their Christmas menu.
James Acaster
Yes.
Ed Gamble
So you were right.
James Acaster
And we asked for their favorite ever start and main course, dessert side dish, drink and Christmas dinner.
Ed Gamble
Yes.
James Acaster
Not in that order.
Ed Gamble
Yeah.
James Acaster
And this week, this year.
Ed Gamble
He's had a nightmare. He's too excited.
James Acaster
I am. Because our guest is Kate Winslet.
Ed Gamble
Sunny Kate Winslet.
James Acaster
Holy moly.
Ed Gamble
Holy moly. Man, this podcast has got out of hand. Winslet's agreeing to come on add Kate.
James Acaster
Winslet to the list of people we thought we'd never, ever meet, let alone interview.
Ed Gamble
Yeah. I can't wait.
James Acaster
What is going on? Yeah, I'm happy.
Ed Gamble
I'm a happy guy. You're too happy. And I'm. Look, listeners to this podcast will know that your favorite film, is it fair to say.
James Acaster
Yep.
Ed Gamble
Is Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.
James Acaster
Yes.
Ed Gamble
So I'm worried because we've got the star of Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind coming in. Yeah. And we've got to ask Kate her dream menu. We've got to ask her about her Christmas. We've got to do all of this. And I'm worried that you're gonna try and make this a podcast. It's exclusively about eternals.
James Acaster
No, brother, I'm a professional. You know I am. I'm gonna stick to the format.
Ed Gamble
I don't believe you.
James Acaster
When we've had actors on before, I don't bring up their stuff.
Ed Gamble
That's all you do.
James Acaster
I try.
Ed Gamble
That's fine. It's fine to bring up their stuff.
James Acaster
Yeah.
Ed Gamble
Kate's got an incredible CV of amazing things that she's been involved. But I'm worried you're gonna over focus on one thing. What?
James Acaster
Turn us on transport.
Ed Gamble
Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
James Acaster
It's Christmas, you know.
Ed Gamble
Cause we've got to talk to Kate about food, because that's what the podcast is. And we've got to talk to Kate about her new film, her directorial debut.
James Acaster
Goodbye June, which is in cinemas now. Of course.
Ed Gamble
Yes.
James Acaster
And on Netflix on Christmas eve.
Ed Gamble
Yeah. Netflix December 24th, which colloquially known as Christmas Eve, just in case people don't know.
James Acaster
If I say Christmas Eve, people wouldn't know when that is.
Ed Gamble
Oh, well, you never know. The cast list of Goodbye June reads like if you were putting together a football team for all the greatest actors in Britain. Yeah.
James Acaster
Well, it's like if someone read out the cast as it was, like, just. These are the nominations for best actors this year.
Ed Gamble
Yeah.
James Acaster
You'd be like, yeah, that makes sense.
Ed Gamble
Toni Collette, Johnny Flynn, Andrea Riseborough, Timothy Spall, Kate Winslet and Helen Mirren. And then you're looking at other. Other cast members. Stephen Merchant, heard of him just popping up. He's not being on the part.
James Acaster
Jamie Swift. That's Higgins.
Ed Gamble
Yeah, Higgins.
James Acaster
Higgins is. Higgins is in this.
Ed Gamble
Yeah. Emmy nominated Higgins.
James Acaster
Yeah. Yeah. That's fun.
Ed Gamble
That's crazy, man. You can also watch this podcast on YouTube. Why wouldn't you?
James Acaster
No one's gonna stop you.
Ed Gamble
No one's gonna stop you. Watch it on YouTube, listen to it. Just do as many things as you can.
James Acaster
Yeah.
Ed Gamble
You won't hear this bit on YouTube, though.
James Acaster
No, that'd be crazy. Here's the thing, Ed. We're excited that Kate Winslet's on the podcast. We're excited to talk about Goodbye June. But, yeah, if Kate Winslet.
Ed Gamble
Yeah.
James Acaster
Says a secret ingredient.
Ed Gamble
No.
James Acaster
An ingredient which we deem to be unacceptable.
Ed Gamble
I don't want to do it this time.
James Acaster
We will have to kick her out of the dream.
Ed Gamble
I don't want to do it.
James Acaster
I'm afraid that that is how it works.
Ed Gamble
Oh, man. But what's the secret ingredient gonna be?
James Acaster
Clementine. Because that's her character's name in Eternal Sunshine.
Ed Gamble
Stop it.
James Acaster
That's a.
Ed Gamble
Calm down.
James Acaster
I won't speak about it again unless she brings up. That's. That's the deal.
Ed Gamble
No, I think even if she brings it up, you should say we're not allowed to talk about that.
James Acaster
Oh, come on.
Ed Gamble
Look, we are so. I don't know if you've worked it out. We're so excited to have Kate Winslet on the podcast.
James Acaster
Yeah. Just beyond excited. It's crazy.
Ed Gamble
Yeah.
James Acaster
Ed's moved his flight.
Ed Gamble
I've moved my flight to Bergen.
James Acaster
Of course it's excited. I would move.
Ed Gamble
I'd. You know, I'd move heaven and earth to interview Kate Winslet.
James Acaster
Yeah. I'm very excited about this. Said this is. It's going to be dream come dream come true.
Ed Gamble
Right. Well, let's get her on the pod. This is the off menu menu. Okay.
James Acaster
Winslet.
Ed Gamble
Welcome Kate to the Dream Restaurant.
Kate Winslet
Oh, it's very nice.
James Acaster
Welcome Kate wins it to the Dream Restaurant. But it's been a year for some time. Kate. My throat is, like, knackered and I was really worried about doing that bit and I've got to shout again later on.
Kate Winslet
Have you.
James Acaster
You must have good, like, throat tips as.
Kate Winslet
Like a. Throat tips.
James Acaster
Yeah.
Ed Gamble
I don't think actors call that. Call it throat tips.
Kate Winslet
I don't know if they do call it throat tips, but then what would we call it? Training. I didn't have any training.
Ed Gamble
Vocal. Vocal training?
Kate Winslet
No, I've never done any of that. I've never done any of that stuff. You just sort of make it up as you go along.
James Acaster
Yeah, yeah. Look after your voice. What if you're doing a film and your voice goes like this? You must be like, I need some lemon sugar.
Kate Winslet
I just don't know. I mean, I wish I could tell you that I had all these like, clever things I do, but I really. I really don't.
Ed Gamble
You just make it part of the character.
Kate Winslet
You sort of have to just kind of. Yeah. You just have to kind of go with the flow. I don't know. I mean, you have to look after yourself because the hours are really intensely long. But not shouting at people always helps. And I certainly don't do any of that, so.
Ed Gamble
Yes, that's good. Yeah, that's good to hear.
James Acaster
What of all your roles is the most amount of shouting you had to do on camera?
Kate Winslet
Oh, my God. So. So I played. I played a character called Elena Vernon, and she was a sort of a fictional chancellor in a fictional country. And she was pretty vile and she did a lot of screaming at people. Yeah. So that was pretty hilarious. I actually did kind of quite love it as well. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
James Acaster
What was the film?
Kate Winslet
It was a TV series for HBO called the Regime. And it was a. It was my. My foray into comedy and I just absolutely loved it. She was outrageous and vile and, you know, treated people very badly.
Ed Gamble
It's nice to have a sort of sanctioned reason to do that. Right. You can just have a good old scream at people.
Kate Winslet
Well, I've never really played a character like that.
Ed Gamble
Yeah.
Kate Winslet
And I just thought, well, yeah, this is something new. I like to kind of mix it up and take risks and do things that might be a little bit unexpected. Hopefully, you know.
Ed Gamble
Yeah, yeah.
Kate Winslet
Gotta stay in the game. Keep getting invited back to the party. So hopefully, hopefully that will continue. Cause I do love it.
James Acaster
It's crazy. Cause in the really early. So yesterday, just coincidentally, there was this thing came up on my algorithm of James Cameron talking about all of his films. And he talked about casting you in Titanic and the whole Corset Cape thing before that, which I didn't know about that. Cause for me now that seems bananas. Bananas that you would have been called that or that. Cause you've done so many different things. It was the first time I'd heard it.
Kate Winslet
Well, people do like Lab, I think, you know, Starting out in some of those great early things, I was able to do, like Sense and Sensibility and things like that. Yeah. People do like to sort of pigeonhole actresses, and they don't really like it if you step outside of that framework that they have chosen that you're going to exist in. And so. So no, I'm. Yeah. Weird corset, Kate. Doesn't make any sense.
James Acaster
And you were so young at the time. This is. I think there's a lot of jealousy from other people probably giving you a nickname like that. But then, like, probably. I just think, like, for me, you're just someone who's always done so many different things that it's really weird to watch that and go, like, when did that happen?
Kate Winslet
I know, it's bizarre. I think something that helped me kind of move beyond that was Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.
Ed Gamble
Yeah.
Kate Winslet
Which I remember thinking, okay, this is. Okay, this. This could be good. I could be. I could be stepping outside of that and, you know, doing something completely wild and different. And that whole experience, actually, of making Eternal Sunshine was so amazing. I mean, Michel Gondry, who directed just avant garde and funny and bonkers, and it was a great experience. I loved playing that character.
James Acaster
There's a lot of improvisation in that film.
Ed Gamble
I'm glad you've brought this film up, Kate, because I had to message James when we confirmed that you were coming in and say, don't only talk about Eternal Sunshine in the Spotless Mind, because he will talk about it for a whole episode with a guest who's not been involved in the film at all.
Kate Winslet
Oh, it is a good one. Why? He's gone quiet.
Ed Gamble
He's excited. He can't wait.
James Acaster
He's my favorite.
Kate Winslet
We can talk about it as much. Talking about it. I mean, it was. It was an amazing shoot. And yes, there was a lot of improvising. I remember there was one night when I was at home asleep, and it was 2 o' clock in the morning, and the phone rang and it was Michel Gondry. And he was like, you have to come. You have to come. I said, what are you talking about? He said, there is. This circus is coming into town and they have all this elephant. All these elephants, they are coming down Fifth Avenue. You have to come. I said, okay, okay. When are we doing that? He said, now. It's happening now. Right now. You have to get in the cab and you have to. I was like, oh, my God. And of course, you get in a cab and of course you turn up and then improvise. An entire scene with a load of elephants coming down Fifth Avenue. And it was. It was really amazing. And that's one of the lovely things about making films, is that sometimes you do get to work with people who are brave enough to do these kind of crazy things.
Ed Gamble
I thank God it was a great film. Right. Because imagine it was just a crazy guy and the film was awful.
Kate Winslet
Yeah.
Ed Gamble
Like, get up at 2 o', clock, come and improvise with these elephants.
Kate Winslet
I know that you watch it.
James Acaster
Yeah.
Kate Winslet
It was all a bit of a. It was all a bit of a mad risk. But, you know, that's what life's about, I think, isn't it?
James Acaster
Well, let's talk about your latest film, because you're directing this as well, your debut as a director.
Kate Winslet
Yeah.
James Acaster
Goodbye June.
Kate Winslet
Yeah.
James Acaster
First of all, lot of sadness for a Christmas film, and I like that.
Kate Winslet
I mean, you say that. And the thing is, it is. It is also, though, it is very warm and there's a lot of humor and. And I think. I think it's just such a real and relatable story about family, really. I mean, it's. It's less about a woman who's sort of slipping away and much more about a family coming together because of that event. And I think it doesn't matter what family looks like to you. We all have to deal with loss at some point in our lives. And actually, I think in this country we're not very good at dealing with it and talking about that stuff. And I remember when my own mum passed away, sitting with my dad and thinking, what. What do we do now? And actually Googling coffins, like, how do you. I mean, and there's no manual for any of it. And so, I don't know, there's something about the kind of messy navigation that this family of disparate people has to process in order to kind of come to terms with, A, what's happening, but B, how they're all going to stick together and put aside past grievances and make it okay. And there's something, to me, that's just very, very real and human about that.
Ed Gamble
Totally. Those. Those discussions. Don't. Is it something British, do you think? Because, like, I've been in those situations before where, like, my mum or someone will go, well, here's what I want, and then you go, no, no, no, we don't talk about that sort of thing. We don't need to. That's you. You're bumming me out now.
Kate Winslet
Well, I think. I don't know. I mean, I Think. I don't know if it's a British thing or just. Is it a cultural. Is it a Western thing? I mean that when you look at other cultures, there are so many ways in which they process loss and even letting that person go and what they then do afterwards. And. And I just. There's a very. There's a very standard way of dealing with when you lose a parent or a loved one in particular. And I just. I don't know. I think making something that perhaps ignites a bit of conversation around that stuff, I think is. I think it's helpful.
Ed Gamble
How was directing for the first time? Because obviously you've worked with some incredible directors. Did you, like, draw techniques and little tips from them, the people you'd work.
James Acaster
With across the years, to wake everyone up at midnight?
Kate Winslet
Yeah, it didn't wake anyone. Definitely didn't wake up.
Ed Gamble
There's an elephant at the hospital.
James Acaster
Yeah. I'm not falling for this again.
Kate Winslet
I loved. I honestly. I loved every single second of it. I loved being with the actors. I loved all the prep. I loved every day of the shoot. I never wanted it to finish. I loved sort of pulling people together and creating a story that, you know, felt resonant and humorous and warm and. And even the edit and the sound mix and the music and the great. All of it. I just. I loved every second of it. And I think I have been lucky. I have worked with some incred. And, you know, some directors are really all about the actors and others are more about the visual side of things and perhaps don't necessarily have the language available to them to be able to communicate something with an actor. And I think, having learned a lot over this 33 years of this career that I've been so lucky to have, I've certainly observed and felt myself, you know, what is helpful to an actor and what simply isn't and could actually kind of fuck people up. And so staying away from the things that I know don't work was something that I kept at the forefront of my mind.
Ed Gamble
The cast is bananas.
Kate Winslet
Bananas.
Ed Gamble
Like every character that walks on the screen, you're like, oh, my God, it's another national treasure.
Kate Winslet
Yeah.
Ed Gamble
It's insane.
Kate Winslet
I know. It's funny. We sort of didn't. We just thought only of. When I say we, I mean myself and Joanne as the writer who happens to be my son. But he so didn't really believe that I was serious, that we could turn this into a film, this script that he had written, having never written a screenplay before. I kept saying to Him. Right. Okay, let's sit down. We're gonna put together our just dream list of people who would play these parts, which crew we would go to and everything. And we came up with this list of extraordinary actors. And we never thought that really any of them were gonna say yes. And they all did. Yeah. So the trick then was casting people of that calibre in these amazing roles and making them disappear and making it feel like a family. And I think a lot of that is helped by the brilliant children that we had.
Ed Gamble
I was gonna say as well, like, on top of all of these incredible actors, you've got quite a lot of children involved in the production as well.
Kate Winslet
Seven kids, which I was never actually was eight because the, the six month old baby was identical twin girls. But I've never been afraid of working with children. And actually as an actress, I've always really loved it. And interestingly, back to that thing of like how other handle things. A lot of directors are scared of, how do you direct children? And the reality is you can't really teach a child unless they're very gifted. You can't really teach a child how to act. You can just encourage them to be. And so I did spend a lot of time trying to work out how I could create an environment that the children just sort of felt like they were all on a play date with their friends. And so that started with, we have two 5 year olds in the film and one of those children is a little boy with down syndrome, beautiful little boy named Ben Shortland. And Ben's character was actually called Benji. And it was just really fortunate that we found this child. So I never had to teach him how to think of himself as a different name because that probably just would have been too many things for him to have processed. And so I thought, well, hold on a second. This is a great strength. We've got this gift. We have this child whose name is Ben. Everyone else should just think of themselves as their character names. And so all of the children, I just very gently said, particularly to my two teenagers, I said, look, let's just all call ourselves in our character names. And that's what the children did. They introduced each other to one another as the characters that they were. So there was never any, A, confusion, but B, it meant that when we were on set and in this sort of very playful environment, they were completely off script and would be calling each other in character names and everything then therefore, for me was totally usable. And when I never forget an extraordinary thing, I thought, my God, this Really did work when the little boy who plays Tybalt, we all still call him Tibby, his name is actually Elias. But when I walked him onto set to meet Helen Mirren for the first time, she started a couple of weeks into our shoot and we were already into a flow and she was there in the hospital room. And I said, do you know who that lady is? And I full on absolutely thought he was gonna say, that's Dame Helen Mirren or the Queen or something like that. And he said, yes, that's Nana June.
Ed Gamble
Oh, wow.
Kate Winslet
And he was. I was like, okay, and my work is done. And so it just meant that I was able to roll the cameras without the children knowing. And we, as adult actors would be established in a state of make believe that they would just fold into and follow along. So it was really about playing for them. And that definitely helped in terms of bringing the joy. Caus children bring the joy. And in everything, in every situation in life. And it made a really big difference in terms of just them feeling relaxed and being able to improvise very freely. With the children, we pretty much abandoned any scripted lines. And I would say, don't learn anything, please. And they'd be like, what? You know, the older ones particularly, having been very studious and learned all of their dialogue really well. And I said, and please make lots of mistakes. We love mistakes. Okay, go. And they're like, mistakes, because then it's just giving them permission to be and be really free. And. And all of those lovely natural things that they came out with were captured and made it into the film.
James Acaster
And I mean, are you ready for this to, like, be brought up to you once a year when it's Christmas time? Like, I mean, you got that with the holiday already.
Kate Winslet
I still get it with the holiday.
James Acaster
Yeah. Yeah. So now you're gonna get two.
Kate Winslet
I have no. I just have no idea. I mean, it's such an amazing feeling that we even made the film. And so special to have gone through this with my son. You know, he's always written all of his life. I mean, our fridge is still covered in poetry that he wrote when he was 7 or 8 years old. And. And so I think it didn't really surprise me that he declared that he was thinking about maybe writing scripts. And he got a place on a film. Film writing course at the National Film and Television School and was asked to write a screenplay. And he was encouraged to write what you know. And so he took inspiration from the most significant thing that happened in his life, which was the loss of his grandmother when he was a teenager, my mom. And he was so struck by how everyone in this huge family of ours was able to come together and just geographically, how unusual that was to all be in this same space. And we gave her a really great passing that, frankly, she could only have dreamt of. And he remembers thinking, my God, we're all here because we all somehow came from this one woman. And he took that as his emotional backdrop and from there created this fictional story about a fictional family who are going through the same thing. It was amazing, really. It was such a. If I never get to do it again. I just feel so proud, actually, that in this 50th year of my life, when it is much harder, I think, for actresses to transition into directing than it is for our male counterparts, I just feel really, really proud that we've done it, and we're very proud of the film.
James Acaster
We all start with still sparkling water on the podcast with your dream meal. I'm tempted, though, because we've already bought a paternal sunshine to start with dessert and go backwards and forget each one as we go on.
Kate Winslet
That's fine. I think we should do that. It's good to mix it up. Good to mix it up.
Ed Gamble
Bonito looks absolutely gutted.
James Acaster
He doesn't want us to do it, so he won't do it. But just so you know, if I'm things my way.
Ed Gamble
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Kate Winslet
All right.
James Acaster
That's what I do.
Kate Winslet
Okay.
James Acaster
But still a sparkling board.
Kate Winslet
It's going to be still. Yeah, still every time. Yeah. I don't like. But I don't like bubbles with my meal. I feel like my stomach starts to feel full before the food's gotten there. And I want my stomach to be full of food.
Ed Gamble
Yes, yes. That's fair enough.
Kate Winslet
To be full of bubbles. Unless it's champagne, in which case it's a whole other conversation.
James Acaster
Sure.
Kate Winslet
Oh, my God. I'm really sounding like a wanker now.
Ed Gamble
We've had much bigger wankers on the podcast. Don't you worry, Kate.
James Acaster
Yeah, us two.
Ed Gamble
Yeah, us two. For a start, you did two wankers.
James Acaster
To start with when we did our menus. Jesus.
Kate Winslet
Yeah, disagree.
Ed Gamble
We've done our dream menus, and basically every. We do it every hundred episodes. And you can plot the timeline of how much more pretentious we've become every couple of years. This guy started off. He was salt of the earth when we started this podcast.
James Acaster
Total wanker now covered in Michelin stars. Ridiculous. Oh, my God. Is there a particular still water you would like? Is it bottled? Is it tap? If it's tap, where's it from?
Kate Winslet
I don't know. I do usually. I have to say, I do usually go tap just because I. I don't like. I don't like plastic or even glass wastage if you don't have to have it. So. So yeah, I'm. I'm often the one who says, oh, tap's fine.
Ed Gamble
Straight out the tap.
Kate Winslet
Yeah, I think so, yeah.
James Acaster
Where's got the best tap water in the world?
Kate Winslet
Oh, my God, that is asking. Oh, I don't know, really. Probably Cornwall.
Ed Gamble
Oh, yeah?
Kate Winslet
Yeah, I think so. Although a lot of Cornish people, I'm sure, would beg to differ because rumor has it there's apparently quite a lot of tin in Cornish water from all the tin mining from years ago.
Ed Gamble
Really?
Kate Winslet
Apparently so. I don't. I really have no idea if that's true or not. It's pure speculation and I'm sure my publicist is sitting.
James Acaster
Please don't keep that in. Maybe you've just got a taste for tin.
Ed Gamble
Yeah. Because if you like. Maybe if you like the tin water, maybe then maybe. Maybe it must do something for you. Right. Right.
James Acaster
Yeah. If it's your dream meal, if you like, we can add some extra tin to the water.
Ed Gamble
Yeah, yeah.
James Acaster
Like, really, I don't know if I.
Kate Winslet
Want to happen to me. I don't know if I want to be. Have added tin. I'm not sure how I feel about added tin, actually.
James Acaster
Extra tin.
Ed Gamble
We'll get you the Cornish water, though, and we'll test it for tin beforehand, just to make sure.
Kate Winslet
Thank you.
Ed Gamble
Yeah, we'll filter it or something.
James Acaster
Pop knobs or bread. Pop knobs or bread. Kate Winslet. Pop knobs or bread.
Kate Winslet
Quite loud bread, definitely.
James Acaster
It was a bit loud, wasn't it?
Kate Winslet
Free time.
James Acaster
Yeah.
Kate Winslet
Love bread. Love it. Oh, my God. Love it. Especially with butter. Thick butter. Butter. Love.
Ed Gamble
How thick are we talking in terms of proportion to the bread?
Kate Winslet
Well, if it was a piece of cheddar cheese, just imagine the thickness of that slice and that would probably be the. The thickness of the butter that I'd put on the bread.
Ed Gamble
Fantastic.
Kate Winslet
Yeah.
Ed Gamble
I think, you know, when I'm in public, I'll have to just calm myself down with the amount of butter I'm putting on.
Kate Winslet
Stuff I sometimes feel, actually I have to slightly hide it.
Ed Gamble
Yeah.
Kate Winslet
From people, especially if I'm in America.
Ed Gamble
Oh, really?
Kate Winslet
Yeah. Particularly la, where people are not. Not too crazy about the amount of fat that they eat. But I quite like eating fat. Yes.
Ed Gamble
It was delicious.
Kate Winslet
Especially in the form of slabs of butter.
Ed Gamble
Yeah.
Kate Winslet
Makes me. It brings me great joy.
Ed Gamble
Yeah, yeah.
Kate Winslet
On warm, crusty bread or at home.
Ed Gamble
All bets are off for me at home, I'm just standing up in the kitchen. Thicker butter than the bread.
Kate Winslet
Sometimes I take. I love breadsticks and. And sometimes I will just stand with a packet of breadsticks and just stab it straight into the butter and scrape it off.
James Acaster
That's good.
Ed Gamble
Shove it in and you're standing as well. I like that. There's no time to sit down and enjoy it. Just like. Just get in there.
Kate Winslet
Yeah, just get in there. Absolutely.
James Acaster
That could be your bread course if you. We can add some breadsticks if you like.
Kate Winslet
That would be nice, actually.
James Acaster
You just put a big thing of butter on your table.
Kate Winslet
Yeah, that's it.
James Acaster
Got your warm, crusty bread.
Kate Winslet
Yeah.
James Acaster
And breadsticks.
Kate Winslet
Yeah.
James Acaster
You can just like go between the two of them. Sit and stand in. Sit.
Kate Winslet
Which I would. I would very much go between the two do.
James Acaster
Yeah, yeah.
Kate Winslet
My kids would be fighting me for.
James Acaster
It and we're talking like. Like a baguette kind of bread or.
Kate Winslet
Oh, God, you can't go wrong with a baguette, can you? I actually remember when we were little, my family never really had any money, so holidays were usually driving in cars and usually it would be a secondhand car that was borrowed from somebody because we were a family of six, but our car was never, ever big enough. So. And I do remember holidays where we'd would. We'd get on the ferry Dover to Calais and then drive through France and camp, and it was absolutely brilliant. And it would always be the middle of the night ferry at sort of three in the morning because it was the cheapest. And I think at one point kids could go for like a pound. And I remember going into tiny French markets and just being over the moon.
Ed Gamble
Yeah.
Kate Winslet
My mum would be able to, you know, get us all a huge French stick and we'd split it between us and. Oh, heaven. The best.
James Acaster
That's great.
Ed Gamble
It is when you. I mean, we always ask this question on the pub when baguettes come up, but if you're buying a baguette, you're taking it home. Are you biting the end off before you get home?
Kate Winslet
I've bitten the end off before I've even paid for it. 100. It's gone. I get strange looks from the women on the checkout. Yeah, yeah.
James Acaster
Your dream starter.
Kate Winslet
Okay, so my dream starter, and I have thought long and hard about this is going to have to be I think a sort of a pasta with truffle and a big mound of shaved Parmesan on the top, which I think is probably controversial, the amount of Parmesan. But the reason I have opted for that is that when I was in my early 20s living in North London and Titanic had come out and my. This is the story that you're hoping I was going to tell probably. And my life changed overnight in, in many, many, many great ways, but in also some ways that were quite alarming for Kate from Reading, who never expected to be a famous person anyway. And I suddenly couldn't go out. I mean, I really couldn't leave the house. Whether it was photographers there or, you know, just fans or it was mad. And this was just my little two bedroom flat in N7. My neighbors, who I got to know very quickly and were very, very kind were Giorgio and Plaxi Locatelli. And Giorgio Locatelli, wonderful, very well known, highly regarded Italian chef. And at that point he ran a restaurant in, in South London, but he didn't have his own restaurant, so he wasn't the Giorgio Locatelli of who he then later became. And they saw very quickly that I couldn't go out. So their concern was how's she going to be able to go to Waitrose, we have to feed her. And so they would call me and they'd say, okay, so listen, George has just come back from work and he's managed to bring back some leftovers or some extras or whatever it was. And there was one day when they called and they said he's got a truffle and he's made some fresh pasta and would you like some? And they're crying into the phone.
James Acaster
I'd say, yes, yes please.
Kate Winslet
And they'd say, okay, well in about half an hour we'll just put it on the wall and it'll be there for you. And I would go out into the little alleyway that ran down the side of my house and there was a very high seven or eight floor, that wall that would divide our two properties. And there on the wall was a steaming bowl of the most beautiful, delicious linguine with truffle and a glass of red wine. And I felt fitter for things, let me tell you, and I have never ever forgotten it. And then later on I've remained very good friends with them to this day. And later on he showed me how to actually make that. And so that is why that would be my dream starter.
Ed Gamble
Oh, wow, wow.
James Acaster
I mean, you're right, that was the story we're hoping. Yeah.
Ed Gamble
Yeah. That is incredible. I don't know if I'd leave a bowl of pasta on a wall in London.
James Acaster
Not these days. This was back in.
Ed Gamble
Yeah.
Kate Winslet
It was all hidden from the streets.
Ed Gamble
Yeah. Okay.
Kate Winslet
Between their sort of side gate and my side gate, we couldn't be seen.
Ed Gamble
Not hidden from foxes. Okay. Foxes or cat or stray cats.
Kate Winslet
Yeah, I know. Maybe.
James Acaster
Why are you trying to avoid the story?
Ed Gamble
Sorry, sorry. But that was my first story. It was a beautiful story.
James Acaster
What if a fox eats it?
Kate Winslet
It was a nice story.
James Acaster
You think Kate's gonna walk into the alleyway, there's a beard with potatype fox eating it. Just standing on its hind legs with a waistcoat on. Eating it with a fork.
Ed Gamble
Well, that'd be nice. I'd like that.
James Acaster
Yeah.
Ed Gamble
I'd like that better than anything.
Kate Winslet
A nice, comforting image, actually, if a fox in a waistcoat. Yeah, yeah.
James Acaster
And that fox probably hasn't seen Titanic.
Ed Gamble
Yeah.
James Acaster
Do you know what I mean? Just treat you like a normal person.
Kate Winslet
Yeah, that's right.
Ed Gamble
It's good that it was hidden, I think. Cause with all the paparazzi, it would have been awful if there'd been a shot of you taking some pasta off a wall.
Kate Winslet
Well, especially when at the time they were all talking about, you know, what recent diet I was on.
James Acaster
Yeah, yeah.
Kate Winslet
I mean, it was really not good.
Ed Gamble
Yeah.
Kate Winslet
Not good.
Ed Gamble
She's eating wall pasta.
Kate Winslet
Well, that's exactly what she's eating. Glue. I mean, there was sometimes. I mean. Anyway, let's not go into it.
Ed Gamble
But.
Kate Winslet
No, that was a pretty weird time.
Ed Gamble
But that is a beautiful. That's a beautiful story. Yeah. What a lovely. What a lovely thing for them to do.
Kate Winslet
Well, I think it just also, I mean, for me, you know, as. As I go through life, food becomes increasingly more important, whether it's just simply because you're hungry and you have to remember to sit down and eat something. But aside from anything else, it can be. It's. It. Comfort, complete comfort. And sometimes it can also be getting to know someone or connecting. And, you know, when I'm really, really busy, I love nothing more than going, okay, right, on this Saturday or that Sunday, what are we going to eat? And there'll be a conversation about the food that we're going to plan and who's going to cook which bit of it and who's going to come for lunch. And, you know, it just. There's something, you know, endlessly grounding for me about sitting down with a good me.
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James Acaster
Your dream main course.
Kate Winslet
Well look, I know this is a Christmas episode and I know that we're talking about Christmas food anyway at some point today, but I have to be honest, my dream main course really would be Christmas dinner. Yeah, I do love Christmas. My favorite meal of the year. I love it. My mum makes used to make the best roast potatoes to this day. I sometimes reach for the phone to go and ring her and say mum, remind me, how long do you do the fat for before you take the potatoes into the pan? And it's the great sadness to me is that I can't call my mum and say how did you, how did you cook this? How did you do that? How long for what temperature? Blah blah. So I do love a really amazing Christmas dinner.
James Acaster
What are the essentials in the Christmas dinner for you?
Kate Winslet
Red cabbage. And every year I make it to my mum's recipe and every year I cry because of the smell. I'm like she's not here anymore. And actually my older two children know that it's gonna happen. So as soon as they start to smell the red cabbage, you smells they hover in the kitchen. She's gonna go and she's crying and, and so I would never be able to go without that.
Ed Gamble
How's the red cabbage made? What, what else are you putting in the red cabbage?
Kate Winslet
Apple, red onion, cranberry sauce goes in as well towards the end. A little bit of brown sugar, plenty of cloves, cinnamon sticks, things like that.
Ed Gamble
I love red cabbage on Christmas Day. It's such a. It feels so Christmassy. But I'm not, I'm not eating that the rest of the year. No, I would never touch it. The rest isn't it. Yeah.
Kate Winslet
And I do always think, why don't we eat turkey? Throughout the years, it's, it's so, it's so extraordinary. I have taken to brining mine.
Ed Gamble
Oh, yeah, right.
Kate Winslet
Which I think I could never go back on now. It's, it's. That's the way forward for me.
James Acaster
Yeah. 100.
Kate Winslet
Yeah.
Ed Gamble
So you're wet, you're wet brining the turkey or dry. Yeah, yeah. So you've got a, you've got a huge tub that you're putting this in.
Kate Winslet
I've got a huge tub that I'm putting it in. This is correct. And the whole thing gets submerged into there and looks, it always looks very alarming. Very, very alarming. A sort of huge thing floating in a bunch of, you know, sort of autumnal leaves and rubble from, you know, from the gutter. But no, it's not rubble at all. So. Yeah. God, there's so many things that go in oranges, clove, cinnamon sticks, always, of course, bay leaves, mace, tons of things, tons of peppercorn, salt, lots and lots of salt and about five liters of water. But it's a, it's become a bit of a ritual in our house, the brining of the turkey.
James Acaster
And are you doing this all by yourself?
Kate Winslet
No, my, no, my kids usually help, particularly my son Joe. He, he loves to cook as well, so he, he tends to get involved now as well, which is fantastic.
Ed Gamble
You can make him do so much more this Christmas. You'd be like, I directed your bloody film.
Kate Winslet
Yeah, get in the kitchen, you're doing the turkey. But always, I do always get roast potato fear because my mum was so brilliant at her roast potatoes. Luckily my mother in law, Rosie, she is a fantastic roast potato queen. So if they're joining us, I always. That's always her job and I'm very grateful for it because they're delicious.
James Acaster
Yeah.
Ed Gamble
I was going to say, how many, how many people are over for Christmas? How many people?
Kate Winslet
It's usually a minimum. It's usually a minimum of about 10, but it can be up to sort of 14, 16, depending on who's around.
James Acaster
Any of celebs ever tagged along for the Winslet Christmas dinner?
Kate Winslet
No.
James Acaster
Jack Black?
Kate Winslet
No.
James Acaster
You've had Jack Black around one year.
Kate Winslet
I haven't, I haven't at all.
Ed Gamble
You want that to Be true.
Kate Winslet
Right?
James Acaster
Yeah. I want to be at the holiday for real.
Kate Winslet
No, we're not really. We don't really. We're not really like that as a family.
James Acaster
Yeah.
Kate Winslet
I mean, I've got some really great friends from the work that I've done over the years, but. But we don't really have celebrities come for Christmas.
Ed Gamble
Christmas is not for celebrities coming over.
Kate Winslet
I don't think it is.
James Acaster
If you were told one year, your Christmas dinner is just you and the cast of the holiday and that's it.
Kate Winslet
Oh, my God.
James Acaster
Who you want. Who do you want to sit next to?
Kate Winslet
Oh, my God. I'm quickly thinking. I'm like, okay, don't make the answer controversial, Kate. Who would I want to sit next to? I definitely want to sit next to Jack.
James Acaster
Yeah.
Kate Winslet
Because he's just gorgeous and hilarious and, you know, he's great fun. Also loves food.
James Acaster
How much has that changed the Christmas season for you since that film came out? Like, every time it's Christmas. Are you going. Okay, people are going to come up and bring that up a lot more now.
Kate Winslet
Yes. I do have to slightly pick the time of day that I go to Waitrose. From about now, mid November onwards, which is mid November that we're actually recording this podcast. From about now onwards, I do have to choose my time of day because if I. If I go sort of early evening or kind of middle of the day, people will stop me. And it is actually lovely. And it's something very unexpected. So it's mothers and daughters, mothers and teenage daughters or grown, grown daughters. They will come to me and they say, oh, is it you? And I'll say, I think it might be me.
Ed Gamble
And then they say, it's such a difficult question.
Kate Winslet
And they just say, we have to say. We just have to say our favorite film. And I'm thinking, bless you. You think that you're the only people for whom this is a ritual. And actually there's this ritual that has emerged between mothers and daughters, and some point over Christmas, they send everyone off to the pub and they sit down and they order a takeaway and they watch the holiday and then they have a big box of chocolates. And it is a thing.
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Kate Winslet
And it is so lovely. I have to say. It's very gratifying and heartwarming that that happens. Yeah.
James Acaster
But you still can go to Waitrose. It's not like the old days.
Kate Winslet
I go to Waitrose all the time.
James Acaster
Nobody's putting a brine turkey on a wall for you.
Kate Winslet
No, believe me, I go to Waitrose all the time. I do everything like normal. Take the tube, get the train, do all that. Yeah.
Ed Gamble
Personally for me, I just like having something to do. A dinner table. If it gets a bit quiet, I can do the napkin.
Kate Winslet
Mr. Napkin?
Ed Gamble
Yeah, I can do Mr. Napkin.
James Acaster
Did you do Mr. Napkin?
Ed Gamble
Yeah, of course.
Kate Winslet
It's good for. I do Mr. Napkin. Especially when, when Bear, my, My youngest, who's about to turn 12 when he was little. We've got lots and lots of videos on phones of us doing my name is Mr. Napkin.
Ed Gamble
Yeah.
Kate Winslet
All over the world in various different places whenever I was filming. And no, it's, it's, it's, it's a good one.
Ed Gamble
One.
Kate Winslet
That was, that was a Jude Law improvised.
Ed Gamble
Was it? Was it a ref.
Kate Winslet
Oh, yeah. Oh yeah, that's full of. That's, that's, that's.
James Acaster
He's got to be pleased with that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Kate Winslet
Great life skill.
James Acaster
Yeah, yeah. So we'd normally now ask you your dream Christmas dinner.
Kate Winslet
Yeah.
James Acaster
But that is your main course anyway.
Kate Winslet
It is really. I mean, I think if I was forced to kind of go off piste and really think of a. Of a main course I. That I'd go for. I mean, I do love a pie. Yeah, I do love a bit of pastry. I'm more pastry than filling, actually. So when people eat a pie and they leave the crust, I just think, well, it's crazy.
Ed Gamble
You're just eating like a castle.
Kate Winslet
Are you mad? I mean, I would take a crust off a stranger's plate if I've ever.
James Acaster
Been more serious about anything.
Ed Gamble
Yeah, very serious.
James Acaster
He's never been more serious about anything.
Ed Gamble
Why?
James Acaster
Yeah, let's eat in a castle.
Ed Gamble
Yeah. You're not eating a pie then.
Kate Winslet
No, it's not.
Ed Gamble
Well, what are you doing?
Kate Winslet
Yeah, what's the point? Might as well have soup. Yeah, yeah, you might as well have soup. Or quiche.
Ed Gamble
Absolutely. So they probably wouldn't either crust on the quiche either. These people, they're just eating scrambled egg, see.
Kate Winslet
And I would, I will. I would take the crust off a stranger's plate of a quiche as well. Do love it. So. Yeah, I love a good old, A good old pie. I'd always reach for. Reach for that.
James Acaster
What's your restaurant preferred filling for the pie?
Kate Winslet
Well, it's probably sort of a chicken and veg type vibe, something like that. I don't eat a huge amount of meat, actually. I'm talking about all the meat things, but I don't really eat huge. I mean, my husband Ned is complet Vegan. And so I have had to become really good at doing lots of interesting vegetable dishes, and I don't think I'm actually very good at it, and I could certainly be better. So at Christmas, I do do a pie day, actually. And so for Ned, I always make a. A lentil and mushroom and walnut Wellington, which he's very covetous of. And yet everybody's like, oh, what are you having? And he's like, mine, mine. I might need it for tomorrow and the next day and the next day.
Ed Gamble
What it is. Don't ask me what.
Kate Winslet
He can get a whole week out of that Wellington. But, yeah, Huge fan of pastry. And it also reminds me a bit of my grandmother, my mum's mum. She was a brilliant cook, and she was back. She was that generation of like, you know, dripping bread and dripping and. And if she got a cold, she would just eat half a raw onion and then she'd be absolutely fine. Stinking. Yeah, but she'd be absolutely fine. And she used to. She used to go to the fishmonger every Friday, you know, back in the day when you'd have. You would have meat once a week and you'd have fish on a Friday. And the milk was delivered and the cream on the top was thick and the foil and. Oh, my God, I loved it. But she would get fish on a Friday and she. And she would make sometimes just for herself, because it was a moment of Zen for her, a beautiful piece of fish, and she would make five fat chips. Just five, Always five. Don't know why. Maybe it was because she could get five out of one potato. And. And I do have a memory of that. And then she'd always make a pie, usually some kind of. Of pie over the weekend, and there would always be shortening in the. In that pastry. And it. God, it was the absolute best. And I certainly can't make pastry the way that she did. Definitely not.
James Acaster
Well, we can have the pie that she's made, the pastry, if you want. For the dream?
Kate Winslet
Yes, please.
James Acaster
And would you like your mum to have made the red cabbage as well? For the dream?
Kate Winslet
Yes. And the potatoes.
James Acaster
And the potatoes, definitely.
Kate Winslet
But I would do my turkey, which is controversial because to say out loud, I think my turkey is better than my mum's turkey, but she would almost cry. She'd slice into that turkey. She'd go, oh, it's dry.
Ed Gamble
That's part of the ritual.
Kate Winslet
It's dry again. It's again, Raj. It's dry again. It's dry again. I'm gonna have to give you leg.
Ed Gamble
I love that. What are you doing with your leftovers? I think this is a big Christmas question.
Kate Winslet
So I am not a fan of a turkey curry. Curry. I do love curry but I'm not a fan of a turkey curry. Somehow that seems very ad hoc and doesn't make any sense to me. So I, I slice it all off. I don't leave it sitting on the. On the bone for days in the fridge. I slice it all off and I usually freeze some of it and typically I will make some sort of a bit huge vegetable soup. Vegetable and turkey soup. I'm a big fan of. Of stock.
Ed Gamble
Yeah.
Kate Winslet
Or if the more popular name now is bone broth which I. But I'm a huge fan of a. So in fact not very long ago I did just make a very big soup at home using my frozen turkey stock from Christmas. So I freeze big batches of it and. And we'll use that a lot, especially if someone's feeling not very well.
Ed Gamble
Yeah.
Kate Winslet
I will often just cook up a big soup and. And that will go in there. Yeah, yeah.
James Acaster
Got any. You having Christmas pudding? You having a dessert for your Christmas dinner?
Kate Winslet
So my. We're very, very lucky in that. Since my mum, since we lost my mum, my dad met someone else and he has a wonderful relationship with a great lady named Chris Gale. She's a gorgeous, gorgeous jazz singer and she used to bake and she had a little cake stall when she was younger and she makes an extraordinary Christmas cake. So her contribution now is that she brings a Christmas cake and actually I've started doing Christmas puddings less because I want for Chris's beautiful cake to always take a special place on the table. So we lean more towards Christmas cake now.
Ed Gamble
I'm so into Christmas cake now. Used to hate it when I was a kid.
James Acaster
Sure.
Ed Gamble
Christmas cake, Christmas pudding. I could not understand.
Kate Winslet
No, I couldn't either. Now what's with the hiding of the money that you just know has been dropped a million times in the street and weed on. Why? Why? No need, no need for that. But I tell you something in our house though that we really can't go without is mince pies because my husband Ned, he, he starts eating mince pies I think. I think at. Around Halloween actually if he can find them. He's just. Yeah. Addicted. He sees it as is his.
James Acaster
Yeah, yeah. When you first see him on the shelves in shops, it's very exciting. Yeah. It's mince pie season.
Kate Winslet
No, he. Well, I just, I. I start just finding them in the shopping basket. I don't know if I said. Not that we go shopping together, actually, because that makes it sound quite sad, but we don't. But it's not sad. But if he does do the shop, which is often, actually, he. We're very good at sharing those jobs. He'll always come back with mince pies. And I'll be like, what are these doing? This is 2nd of November. And he's like, I. Yes, I know. I. I know, but it's cold outside and it's time for a mince pie.
Ed Gamble
And he's definitely had one on the way home as well.
Kate Winslet
A thousand percent, if not two.
Ed Gamble
Yeah, yeah. Like Krishnan Guru Murthy with the custard tarts.
James Acaster
Yes. He eats them in the car.
Ed Gamble
Yeah.
James Acaster
So his wife doesn't find out. Your dream side dish is the next question. But obviously Christmas dinner is a hard one to add a side dish.
Ed Gamble
You sorted for sides on Christmas dinner.
James Acaster
I feel like we're pushing more food on you.
Ed Gamble
Yeah.
Kate Winslet
It's like, well, I do love. I do love bread sauce. So that's aside, but that's not really a side dish, is it? It's sort of something that you just kind of have to have, but a side dish. I mean, I don't know. Ari allowed side dishes that could also be considered starters.
Ed Gamble
Yeah.
Kate Winslet
Type of thing.
Ed Gamble
Yeah, I think so. Because we've got pasta to start.
James Acaster
Yeah.
Kate Winslet
So I do love an oyster. I do love it. But only. Only the little ones. And. And I have two stories around my consumption of oysters, which is that forever. I would think, oh, my God. Way too gynecological looking. Can't be doing that. And then I was lucky enough when I was about 30, 31, to be invited at a dinner. It was a small dinner in New York. Cause I lived in New York for 10 years. And it was a small dinner with a group of people who my husband at the time, Sam Mendez, he had just worked with with Paul Newman and Tom Hanks.
James Acaster
Wow.
Kate Winslet
And somehow I found myself at having a meal with them. There were maybe seven or eight of us, and Paul Newman ordered 24 oysters. And I was sat beside him and they were passed around. The very, very generous man. It's the only time I met him.
Ed Gamble
Yeah.
Kate Winslet
Passed around the table. Would you like an oyster? Would you like one? Would you like one? I'm thinking, oh, God. He's going to offer me a bark and oyster, and I'm going to have to say, no. The plate came to me. And how about you? Would you like an oyster? And I said, no, thank you. And I looked at his eyes and I went, actually, yes. Because I thought, if I eat this oyster, I will always be able to say, Paul Newman gave me my first oyster. And I had the oyster and I loved it. And so on occasion, I will order oysters, and they're just delicious.
James Acaster
Do you think about Paul Newman every time you have an oyster?
Kate Winslet
I do, actually, Yeah, I do. And then I tell the story that I just told, but I've never. I don't think I've ever told it on a podcast. So.
Ed Gamble
Yes.
Kate Winslet
Exclusive road to petition. Exactly right.
James Acaster
That film. Yeah. There's a point in the video where people will see that you mentioned that they work together. And I go like this. I don't want people to think that I wasn't interested in what you were saying. It was that I went. I have to remember what the film was.
Kate Winslet
A great, great film. Really, really great film.
James Acaster
Real good film.
Kate Winslet
And then. And then years and years and Years later, in 2011, at the beginning of the next chapter of my life, which I'm currently very, very happily immersed in, I met my husband, Ned, and again found. We found ourselves in New York, and it was at the very beginning of our relationship. And. And Chelsea Market is a great market in. In. In the city. And there's an amazing fish shop in there. Really spectacular. And Ned and I were just having one of those kind of early romantic days out wandering around New York City, and I said, oh, should we get some oysters? And he said, well, I don't know if I've had oysters before. And I'm sure I then told him about the Paul Newman story. And we. And we bought these oysters and. And. And we took them back to the flat where I lived at the time. And I. I know how to shuck oysters. And so I shucked all these oysters, and we had the oysters and had some champagne, and then. And then we're still together and moving on, you got to say. So I did.
Ed Gamble
So that's a baller move on a date.
Kate Winslet
Yeah.
Ed Gamble
If I was on an early date with someone, they were like, I'm going to shuck you an oyster. I'd be like, right, well, we're getting married. Married.
James Acaster
Yeah. Yeah.
Ed Gamble
That's absolutely brilliant.
Kate Winslet
There was no question as to whether or not we were going to be together forever. I knew that as soon as I met him. I was like, oh, it's you. Oh, it's you. I know it sounds super soppy, but I really Did. Yeah. I really did think that.
James Acaster
That's nice.
Kate Winslet
Good.
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James Acaster
Well, you mentioned champagne a few times, but your dream drink to me.
Kate Winslet
There's some. There is something very special about a glass of champagne. I don't drink champagne all the time. I actually am not. I love a drink, but I'm not a really big, big drinker. I don't like getting drunk. I just. I don't know, the feeling of being out of control and probably the fear that someone's going to take a photograph of me falling over and showing the world my knickers. Although I feel like I've shown the world my knickers a million times, the different parts that I've played so I don't know what I'm worrying about.
James Acaster
Yeah, right.
Kate Winslet
Yeah.
Ed Gamble
That's wardrobe.
James Acaster
It's not your knickers. That's wardrobe. We're giving you those knickers, so it's not. It's not as personal when they see that one.
Kate Winslet
They probably were mine, actually.
James Acaster
Okay. That. That's the scoop.
Ed Gamble
Yeah.
Kate Winslet
Spontaneous.
James Acaster
They were always Kate's knickers.
Ed Gamble
Yeah.
James Acaster
In all of the films.
Kate Winslet
Nicker flashing. But I do like a glass of champagne. And I'm. You know, I'm not. I'm not a fan of, what you call it. Prco. I'm not a fan of Prosecco. I have to be honest. It's just not the same. But I do love a glass of champagne. Not fussy, Love a bit of verve. Love it. Love Mermaid. I mean, But I. Yeah, there. There always has to be. There always has to be a reason to have it.
Ed Gamble
Like. Yeah. Are there people drinking it on the daily or as their regular drink? It would just lose. It would lose all. All sense of occasion.
Kate Winslet
It's really fun, actually, because as I'm hearing myself say this, I can. I can hear the voices of a couple of my friends saying, kate, you don't drink champagne on occasion. You drink it whenever you're offered it. And actually, to be perfectly on to you. That's also true. Yeah, I would imagine. Yeah.
James Acaster
So that is your dream drink.
Kate Winslet
It is my dream drink, yeah.
James Acaster
Y.
Ed Gamble
What sort of glass do you want it in?
James Acaster
There we go. He loves this.
Kate Winslet
I'm fussy. I'm not fussy.
James Acaster
He's obsessed.
Kate Winslet
It could be a clean jam jar. It could be a plastic tub. I don't care. No, I'm not.
James Acaster
I'm not.
Ed Gamble
Not in the brining tub. You can't have it out the brining tub.
Kate Winslet
No. But you could have it in a sort of a plastic picnic cup. Don't mind about that.
James Acaster
My favourite glass is done now.
Ed Gamble
What?
James Acaster
My favorite glass is done.
Ed Gamble
Broken.
James Acaster
Not broken. The boiler man used it to put all the sludge in it. Didn't even ask me.
Kate Winslet
That's very upsetting.
James Acaster
Didn't even ask me. Yeah, the boiler was acting up.
Ed Gamble
Yeah.
James Acaster
I was like, let me know if you need me. I'm in the other room. It's like, yeah, it's all done. It's like, yeah, basically loads of sludge. You got to empty the condenser. I've done it. And then I looked and there's my favorite glass, just full of gray. Disgusting stuff. He'd got out the boiler.
Kate Winslet
Oh, no.
James Acaster
I was like, that's it, brother. Just ask me. Just shout in the next room, hey, I need to empty the sludge. You got something that you're not gonna drink out of every day? Day.
Kate Winslet
Oh, my God.
James Acaster
Just use my glass. Use my favorite glass setting. Yeah. Really upsetting. That's done, I think.
Kate Winslet
You know, I. One thing I will say, I'm not precious about glasses, because they get broken. They do all the time. And if. If people ever come to stay or they're staying in our house if we're away, I'll just say, don't worry about breaking anything. Nothing's precious. There's nothing out that, you know, is too important not to be broken. Because I just don't think you can live like that. I don't want people to ever come into my house glass and feel like they can't touch anything or.
Ed Gamble
But you'd say if you. Oh, if you're coming over to maybe put sludge and stuff. Yeah, maybe I'll leave out a sludge glass.
Kate Winslet
I'll leave out a sludge glass for you just in case you need to put some sludge in it. Yeah, I'd be clear about that.
James Acaster
A friend of ours, Stuart Laws, who's a comedian, had a routine that I was quite jealous of about the glass that you used to catch a spider with. And then you always remember that that's the spider glass.
Ed Gamble
Yeah.
James Acaster
And then you give it to guests that you don't like.
Kate Winslet
We used to have. When we were growing up, we used to have a. What we would call a silver fish dish. And they were these kind of terrible little sort of 20 from a jumble sale, sort of small metal boat type dishes that, you know, my mum would put, you know, a blob of ice cream, if we were lucky into. And. And I. And I remember that there was. There was actually, you know, this little silver fish that crawl around the skirting boards. It would always be silver fish that would sit in these dishes in the cupboard.
Ed Gamble
So just hang out.
Kate Winslet
Yeah. So that would. They would become the silverfish dishes.
Ed Gamble
And that was also your ice cream dish.
Kate Winslet
It was also the ice cream dish, yeah. But there was no backup, so we had to just plow on and continue to use the dish.
James Acaster
Wouldn't stop me from eating ice cream, you know that probably, yeah, yeah. If it was crawling with silverfish, I'd still be eating it if it was all over the scoops.
Ed Gamble
Did you have a sick bowl at home?
Kate Winslet
Yeah, we had a sick bowl, yeah. Actually, it was a sick bucket. It was orange and it Lived under the sink.
Ed Gamble
That's better for sick, I'd say, because like the bowl situation, you're like, are you going to use this bowl for anything else?
Kate Winslet
I just don't know if we had any bowls that were big enough. Quite honestly. The only bowl that we would have had would have been the bowl of the salad spinner that might have been big enough and that was brown.
Ed Gamble
You don't want to be sick in a salad spinner, though.
James Acaster
No, that's going all over the place.
Kate Winslet
Definitely don't. Don't want to be sick into a salad spinner. No. But nobody had an orange sick bucket.
Ed Gamble
Yeah.
Kate Winslet
With a white handle.
James Acaster
Remember Stuart Laws who I mentioned a minute ago?
Ed Gamble
Yeah, yeah.
James Acaster
Guess where he went recently and sent me videos of his whole trip there.
Kate Winslet
Oh, God.
James Acaster
And now I'm gonna pronounce it wrong. Even though Montauk. Montour. The place in the turtle sunshine that you go to. He went there and he was really excited about it because he knew I'd like it. So he sent me videos of his whole. The whole trip. It was at the station that you guys are at.
Kate Winslet
Oh, yeah.
James Acaster
Went to all the different locations.
Kate Winslet
It was absolutely. It was brilliant out there. I loved it. And it was. It was very, very cold and it wasn't meant to snow. And you know, there's that scene in it. I don't need to tell you. I don't need to tell you, do I? Where they wait, they wake up in a bed on the beach in the snow. Okay. Wasn't meant to snow.
Ed Gamble
Wow.
Kate Winslet
And we got there late one night, the whole crew and cast, we'd all traveled out there, up wake, woke up in the morning, literally three foot of snow everywhere. So I called Michelle and I said, oh, God, what are we going to do? He was like, what do you mean? This is fantastic. We are going to shoot in that. And then there we are, you know, on the beach, in the bed, in the snow. Completely. I mean, I don't think you'll ever see that again anywhere.
James Acaster
No.
Kate Winslet
Because what are the chances? And it was freezing. But yeah, completely amazing. I loved Montauk. There was a cafe that I would go to on the way to work and I would always get a coffee and a really delicious thick doorstop sized. It was sort of like an oatmeal raisin cookie with loads of lovely ground spices in it and nutmeg and things and. Yeah, see, I love food. My kids always say to me, you always remember the places we went by, the food that we ate.
Ed Gamble
Quite right. So absolutely True.
Kate Winslet
I really do. Yeah.
James Acaster
I went on David Cross's podcast and I really annoyed him by asking him, how many times a week does he think to himself, I was in eternal sunshine, spotless mind. And he was like, never. I don't think that.
Kate Winslet
Carrie, I'm making a birdhouse.
James Acaster
I quoted that to him on his podcast. He did not like it. He remembered it. He was. Wasn't impressed by me for shouting that I. I did exactly what you've just done. And he was like, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I was like, come on, man.
Ed Gamble
Yeah.
James Acaster
What a line. It's a funny line.
Kate Winslet
There's such brilliant scenes as well in Waiting for Guffman. You've seen these, Tommy.
James Acaster
You've seen Weeks Ago.
Kate Winslet
Oh, my God. That's one of our favorites. There's that scene I've been coming out to this landing site. The temperature is always the same. Yeah. He's genius. He's so, so talented.
James Acaster
Well, he doesn't like his genius being brought up to him, I'll tell you that much.
Kate Winslet
Oh, okay.
James Acaster
But it's fun. Fun to wind him up. He's a curmudgeon, so it was really fun. You know, why did I put his own podcast about how much I love eternal sunshine? He was not happy.
Kate Winslet
Not happy. Not happy.
James Acaster
I would ask you how often you think I was in eternal sunshine, but I imagine probably not much.
Kate Winslet
Well, it comes. It's been coming up a lot recently, and I. And. And what I think is amazing is. Is how that is turning into a bit of. And that there's a whole other. A little bit like Titanic. You know, there's another generation of young people who are discovering it largely because of the music, because the soundtrack is so incredible. But that's. I just. I never would have expected that, you know, and people will quote to me that line, I'm just a fucked up girl who's looking for my own peace of mind.
James Acaster
Yeah.
Kate Winslet
Is a great line written by the great Charlie Kaufman. She. She was such an extraordinary character. Incredible. And those wigs. I mean, my God, they were all wigs.
Ed Gamble
There's different colors.
Kate Winslet
Yeah, of course they were. Yeah. I did get to keep a coup of them, which is pretty cool. Yeah, it was just an amazing character to play. And I really did feel like I could be quite free and experimental and learned a lot about myself as an actor through that process and sort of being brave and just trying stuff. That thing of, like, you know, just making mistakes. That was positively encouraged by Michel Gondry. Yeah.
James Acaster
Was there anything in particular that you did that's been my last eternal sunshine question.
Kate Winslet
Gone. I don't believe you.
Ed Gamble
But okay, now I can see why David Cross cut you off so quick.
James Acaster
He was furious.
Kate Winslet
I'm not gonna cut you off, darling. Go. Go on.
James Acaster
Is there anything particularly that you did that was taking a risk that made it in the film? And you were like, I'm really glad that I did that.
Kate Winslet
Yeah. I think there's that line when. In that. In that hilarious sequence where the memories are erasing. And there's a. There's a bit where. Where. Where the Joel character is being bathed in the kitchen sink by his mom. And then where there's that perspective set where he's under. The day was so genius. And when I went, my crotch is still here. Look, just as you remembered it. And I flashed my knickers. That was definitely sp. Moment.
James Acaster
Yeah, your knickers.
Ed Gamble
Your knickers are wardrobes.
Kate Winslet
They were wardrobe. I seem to remember they were pink. I don't think I'd ever wear pink knickers. Not in real life.
Ed Gamble
Actually.
James Acaster
I've got one more question. But. But.
Kate Winslet
Okay, go on.
Ed Gamble
It.
James Acaster
It links to another film.
Ed Gamble
Does it link to food, which is what this podcast supposed to be about.
Kate Winslet
Come on.
James Acaster
Come on. Did you and Elijah Wood talk about being directed by Peter Jackson at completely different times in his career?
Kate Winslet
Because he didn't.
Ed Gamble
He.
Kate Winslet
He was just about to go away.
James Acaster
He hadn't done it yet.
Kate Winslet
No, he was just about to go and start shooting Lord of the Rings. From memory. From my. From memory. He was. He hadn't gone yet.
James Acaster
Because you were like, maybe I'm wrong. Did you do his first film?
Kate Winslet
I am wrong about that. No, he had done some of it. Elijah had done some of it. And he was going back, I think, to do additional shooting or reshoots or something like that. And no, he didn't talk about it very much. He's quite a sort of. Actors on the whole don't talk about other jobs to each other just because it's just the work. It's private. I mean, I'm sure you don't talk about, you know, that show you did last night?
James Acaster
We do all the time.
Ed Gamble
It's the only thing we talk about.
James Acaster
We texted each other last night about our gigs as they were happening, saying.
Kate Winslet
How great you both were.
Ed Gamble
Yeah, yeah, of course I'm funny.
Kate Winslet
You were.
Ed Gamble
And how much we love doing stand up and how we really respect our audience.
Kate Winslet
Scared at all when you walk out onto the stage?
Ed Gamble
We love the reaction we get. And the audiences are perfect and they're lovely.
Kate Winslet
And.
Ed Gamble
Yeah, yeah, we're so. We're so grateful.
Kate Winslet
Great weirdos.
James Acaster
Your dream dessert.
Kate Winslet
So I had to think long and hard about this because it is a toss up between two, but I am going to go with my. My own apple crumble.
Ed Gamble
Love that.
Kate Winslet
And the reason for that is because I cook or bake my crumble topping first. So, you know, you get excited about a crumble, and then you realize that half of it stuck to the roof of your mouth because the sort of the. The. The flour and buttery sugar mixture actually has just steamed on the top and might have gone a bit crunchy in certain areas around the. The edges. So I part bake mine, and it just goes all biscuity and lovely. So the crumble topping is baked separately on a flat baking sheet. And then I'll cook my apples a little bit first with some cinnamon and sugar. I feel like I've talked about cinnamon a lot. I guess I probably use it a lot.
Ed Gamble
It's the season for it, though, right?
Kate Winslet
It is the season for cinnamon. And so. So I said, then the apples will go in a baking dish, and then. And then I'll put my delicious crumbly topping topping all over the top. And. And that will go in for another 15 minutes. And I would have that. So Ned would have custard. He absolutely loves custard. And he says, flood it. Flood it. But I actually love a big dollop of clotted cream. Nice, proper Cornish clotted cream.
Ed Gamble
Shout out to Cornwall again.
Kate Winslet
Shout out to Cornwall again.
James Acaster
Was really coming out my life.
Kate Winslet
Shouting out to Cornwall.
Ed Gamble
The problem is there's a lot. A lot of tin in the clotted cream and corn.
Kate Winslet
Stop talking about it. Stop talking about it.
Ed Gamble
Because the cows are drinking the water, aren't they? So they're drinking the tin and coming out the milk.
James Acaster
You would be the one to be told. Stop talking about it.
Ed Gamble
Second time the tins come up. Stop talking about it.
James Acaster
Yeah.
Ed Gamble
Eternal sunshine.
James Acaster
50 times eternal questions.
Kate Winslet
Eternal questions about tin and Claus's cream.
James Acaster
Eternal questions of the obsessed mind.
Ed Gamble
Because you said that. You said there's tin in the water.
Kate Winslet
Well, I don't know if there is. I just said, rumor has it.
James Acaster
Yeah, rumor has it, Ed.
Ed Gamble
Sorry.
James Acaster
Sorry.
Kate Winslet
Rumor has it. So that would be. That would actually be my dessert. And that was a tough one for me because I'm such a fan of cheese. So I could easily go with a great cheese board.
James Acaster
Well, that's good. That.
Ed Gamble
That is really angry if guests pick a cheese board instead of dessert.
James Acaster
Yeah.
Ed Gamble
Whereas I love It. I'm the cheese. I'm the cheese boy.
Kate Winslet
Are you?
Ed Gamble
And when you.
Kate Winslet
What's your favorite cheese? I am curious actually.
Ed Gamble
The thing is, if we Now I. I would probably go with a British cheese and my go to would just be a very, very mature cheddar. I think you can't beat a very mature cheddar.
Kate Winslet
Yeah.
Ed Gamble
But then also if we're.
Kate Winslet
Have you tried Sussex charmer?
Ed Gamble
No.
Kate Winslet
Oh, it's chalky, it's crumbly, it's sharp, it's.
Ed Gamble
I like the crumble.
Kate Winslet
I like that. And it's sold in a. It's like a sort of almost like a wax paper wrapping, which I love. And. And it comes in a perfect cube.
Ed Gamble
Yeah.
Kate Winslet
It's delicious. It's delicious. Sussex chum.
Ed Gamble
I'm gonna check that out. Yeah. Every year for Christmas my mother in law buys me the Godminster cheddar.
Kate Winslet
Nice.
Ed Gamble
And like all the varieties. So they do a truffle one that is out of this world and then a chil. And then just the. The normal one. I love that stuff. But then lover Stilton as well. Colston Bassett. Stilton, obviously. And then. Sure. Manchego Comte. An aged Comte. Lovely.
Kate Winslet
Oh, we could do a whole separate episode on cheese.
Ed Gamble
Yeah, we should do. I mean, you could pick cheese. You can pick cheese for your dessert if you. If you wanted.
Kate Winslet
No, I'm not going to do that. He's making a face.
Ed Gamble
Yeah.
James Acaster
Looking directly into this canva for the whole of this cheese chest.
Kate Winslet
In a delicatessen. But a proper delicatessen which. With like, you know, beautiful epicurean foods and.
Ed Gamble
James, Kate's telling a story.
Kate Winslet
I'm telling a story. You're not listening.
James Acaster
I was looking into the camera.
Kate Winslet
Oh, God. He's bored of me.
James Acaster
I was furious.
Kate Winslet
I won't talk to you about eternal sunshine anymore.
James Acaster
Oh, tell me about the delicates.
Kate Winslet
But I used to. I used to work on the cheese counter in this delicatessen. I did get to know all my cheeses and. Yeah. Love a good cheese.
James Acaster
You can have a cheese board after the meal. You. If. If you like.
Kate Winslet
Yeah. But then have your apple crumble and I think I prefer the crumble first.
Ed Gamble
We can just leave it on the side and you can just nibble on it later on.
James Acaster
On a wall.
Kate Winslet
There's a delicious French called what she say? Put it on the wall.
James Acaster
Put it on a wall for you. Little cheese board on the wall.
Kate Winslet
Okay. There. There's a delicious French cheese called Charos that I absolutely love, which is. It's sort of. It's the it's almost the color of a, of a goat cheese with a, with a, a rind that is also pale like a goat cheese, but it's not, it's, it's made with cow's milk and it's, it's not as kind of stinky and runny as a camembert. It's really smooth, delicious with like a sort of a fruit bread or something like that. It's really delicious.
Ed Gamble
I'm so excited for Christmas now cuz I'm going to go. Absolutely. Cheese crackers.
Kate Winslet
Yeah, I can't wait.
James Acaster
You're going to go cheese crackers?
Ed Gamble
I'm going to go crackers and cheese. Cheese crackers. Truffle brie.
Kate Winslet
Oh yeah. God, you've got to have a nice sort of triple cream truffle brie.
James Acaster
I do like.
Kate Winslet
Oh God, yes. I can't wait to.
Ed Gamble
But this crumble also sounds delicious and it's, I like that it's your crumble because like you say your mum's roast potatoes were the best. Do you think the crumble is gonna be the thing that you pass down to your children? They're gonna be like my mum's crumble was the best.
Kate Winslet
Well, there is something else that I, that my children would prefer I pass down to them which is that it's a very decadent bread and butter pudding that I, that they do request that I make at Christmas as well. And this has become a new thing. We were in, we were in Vancouver for Christmas several years ago and in this particular area of Vancouver there's a wonderful donut shop. And it's quite a famous donut shop. I don't particularly eat donuts, but these things are so good.
James Acaster
What's it called?
Kate Winslet
It's called Honey's Donuts. No, it's in a tiny little place called Deep Cove in, in Vancouver, in North Vancouver. And the owners very kindly when we were there gave us a huge box of probably I don't know, 12 or 16 donuts. And I really thought, my God, what are we going to do with these, these things? I made the two day old donuts into bread and butter.
Ed Gamble
I just know James is losing his mind.
Kate Winslet
It was unbelievably delicious. And my kid, and now my kids do say, mum, come on, you got. And now in England we don't have Honey's Donuts, of course, but you know, panettone leftover croissants or cruffins. A cruffin, you know, the big sort of swirly things with the kind of crusty top with the sugariness all over them. So, yeah, so rather than going with actual, actual bread, I will try and find some sort of cake and put that into this very, very decadent bread and butter puddings. And they. That. That they. They would. In fact, last year, my daughter was like, you've got. You had. You're gonna have to show me how to do it. Yeah, it's delicious.
James Acaster
Were all the donuts, like, plain donuts?
Kate Winslet
No. So here. So some of them have a slight caramel topping. Some of them have chocolate. And I was like, like, okay, just break them up, shove it in.
Ed Gamble
So every spoonful you're getting, like, you might get a different flavor donut.
Kate Winslet
Different flavor donut in every bite.
Ed Gamble
That's pretty special.
Kate Winslet
Pretty delicious.
Ed Gamble
Yeah.
James Acaster
I think I'm adding that to my dream menu. Haven't even eaten it.
Kate Winslet
Really, really, like, ridiculously good.
James Acaster
I always think we should do, like, an episode where we only can make our menus off of things that other guests have picked.
Ed Gamble
Yeah.
James Acaster
And I'd pick that.
Kate Winslet
Yeah, I'll make it for you, but.
Ed Gamble
I don't think it's not going to happen.
James Acaster
But the fact that the offer's there.
Kate Winslet
I know I would Will.
James Acaster
Yeah, we've had. We've had people come on this podcast.
Kate Winslet
Before, and they've said they'll make.
Ed Gamble
They make promises. They say, let's go for a cocktail at that place.
Kate Winslet
I'm a woman of my word. Okay, cocktails. You see, I'd have to go for a Negroni if we were going out for a cocktail. Although I did. Someone did make me a very, very strong one this summer, and I loved it. And I loved it so much that I had a second one. And the next day, I swear to God, I thought I had brain damage. I honestly, I was like, completely. I felt like a bag of smashed crabs. What's happened to me?
James Acaster
I love that. Smashed crabs. Absolutely loves it. Okay, I'm going to read you your menu back now, see how you feel about it. By the way, you've said French airlines today and French cheeses, and I was trying to come up with a paint me, like your French girls thing, and I couldn't do it. And just so you know, I did try, but sometimes we fall short. No, no, no.
Ed Gamble
It was a good try, though, James.
James Acaster
Just so you know, I tried and I couldn't do it.
Kate Winslet
No. Okay.
James Acaster
I'm not. Not on my best form today. Okay. Still a sparkling. What you want? Still tap water from Cornwall. Poppadoms are bread. You would like warm, crusty bread and Breadsticks with thick butter.
Kate Winslet
Yeah.
James Acaster
Starter pasta with truffle and shaved Parmesan. Lovely story. Main course, Christmas dinner with your own turkey, your mum's roast potatoes, Mum's red cabbage with bread sauce with chicken and vegetable pie as well with grandmother's pastry and Christmas cake. Side dish, oysters. The little ones drink champagne. Dessert, your own apple crumble with Cornish cottage cream.
Darina (Quo Co-founder)
Yep.
James Acaster
That sounds great.
Kate Winslet
Yeah, it does, actually, doesn't it?
James Acaster
Sounds really nice.
Kate Winslet
Nothing overly fancy. Apart from. Well, no, actually, I lied. The truffle and the oysters and the champagne. What am I talking about? I'm somebody I didn't think clearly.
Ed Gamble
Yeah, but you've still got the Christmas dinner in there. And the red cabbage pie. Yeah, and the pie. I think it's a good mix.
Kate Winslet
Grounding food.
Ed Gamble
And look, it's mid November. Like we say, it's the first time I've felt Christmassy this year.
Kate Winslet
Oh, good.
Ed Gamble
And that's because of your menu.
Kate Winslet
There you go.
James Acaster
I feel quite Christmassy, actually. And there's a little Christmas cake, Christmas tree next to you.
Kate Winslet
Yeah, that's not a Christmas tree.
James Acaster
No.
Kate Winslet
Plastic thing with Tippex on the ends of it.
Ed Gamble
Yeah. Bonito. What the hell are you playing at, Benito?
James Acaster
What is your problem? Problem?
Ed Gamble
Are you putting that next to Kate.
James Acaster
Winslet for a little gingerbread house.
Kate Winslet
Little sweet gingerbread house. You see, that's. That's designed for a tea light. One of those. Why aren't they called tea lights?
James Acaster
I don't know, actually. I've never known.
Kate Winslet
Why are they?
Ed Gamble
I don't know.
James Acaster
Yeah, they're rubbish, aren't they?
Kate Winslet
They are rubbish. And they always go out.
Ed Gamble
Yeah, yeah.
Kate Winslet
It's the battery operated ones you have to get. But I do, I do, I. I do like a little sort of house with a little candle in it.
Ed Gamble
Yeah, that's a nice touch, actually. Oh, and the screen says Christmas special on it. I didn't even know.
James Acaster
I didn't hear that. That he does so much for us.
Kate Winslet
Is there a chopped octopus leg?
Ed Gamble
Yes. Yeah.
James Acaster
That's interesting, isn't it? That's not Christmassy, is it?
Kate Winslet
It's not Christmassy at all.
Ed Gamble
It's a Christmas special.
James Acaster
Yeah. Think about, like, Christmas food.
Kate Winslet
Chopped octopus leg for Christmas.
Ed Gamble
Maybe they do in Spain or something. But is that a cabbage or a brain bonito?
James Acaster
It bustle, sprout.
Kate Winslet
I reckon it's a poo, actually.
James Acaster
It's a poo.
Ed Gamble
It's a shit. You put a shit like merry.
James Acaster
We got Kate Windsor on the podcast. You put a shit on the screen.
Kate Winslet
It is a petrified poo. Yeah.
James Acaster
Yeah. So sorry.
Ed Gamble
So sorry for what he's done today.
James Acaster
Sorry, Kate.
Kate Winslet
It's okay.
James Acaster
We were good though, right?
Kate Winslet
You were great. You were great.
James Acaster
Yeah, we were good.
Ed Gamble
Yeah.
Kate Winslet
You were nice. You were relaxed, you were kind and you were funny.
James Acaster
Yeah. Pretty funny. Yeah.
Ed Gamble
Yeah.
James Acaster
Didn't ask too many questions about eternal sunshine.
Kate Winslet
I thought I was quite funny. Was I surprisingly funny?
James Acaster
No, you're. You've been funny in films.
Kate Winslet
Did you not know what you were gonna get and you're relieved to discover that?
Ed Gamble
No, I think I knew. You' funny and warm and open interviewee.
Kate Winslet
Okay, good.
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James Acaster
I've seen you in anything, so I was never.
Ed Gamble
I was never worried about when you were coming in.
Kate Winslet
Okay.
Ed Gamble
Sometimes people coming in, we're like, I don't know how this is gonna go. And sometimes we're right.
Kate Winslet
And when we finish recording, you're going to tell me who was the scariest person.
Ed Gamble
Robert Nero.
Kate Winslet
Oh, I don't think he's scary, is he?
Ed Gamble
No, not scary, just intimidating as a prospecting.
Kate Winslet
Yes.
Ed Gamble
Yeah, yeah.
Kate Winslet
Yes, I do. I can see that that might be.
James Acaster
A surprise to the guests.
Ed Gamble
And he's. He's very.
James Acaster
To the guests. To the listeners.
Ed Gamble
Very comfortable with not giving answers.
Kate Winslet
Oh, oh, oh, that maybe. Okay.
Ed Gamble
It was a funny episode, though, because our listeners know us and they like to hear us flail sometimes.
James Acaster
Oh, yeah. But that's. Sorry to tell you, but that wasn't a flailing today.
Ed Gamble
There's no. We've not needed to flail.
Kate Winslet
Good.
Ed Gamble
It's been fantastic. Thank you so much for coming to the Dream Restaurant, Kate, and Merry Christmas and you.
Kate Winslet
Thank you very much.
Ed Gamble
James.
James Acaster
That was a Jim Cartra was. What's a dream come true?
Ed Gamble
She was brilliant. How good was that?
James Acaster
I did talk about a ton of sunshine. I. I broke my promise.
Ed Gamble
But she brought it up. She did bring it up, which, you know, and brought it up quickly as well. I was like, oh, we're in trouble.
James Acaster
I couldn't believe it.
Ed Gamble
We are in trouble.
James Acaster
I was really restrained until a certain. A certain point.
Ed Gamble
Yeah. Until towards the end when.
James Acaster
Yes. Maybe I thought, I've got to get them all in now.
Ed Gamble
The problem is, James, and you know, this about me is, of course, I've seen Eternal Sunshine multiple times.
James Acaster
Yeah.
Ed Gamble
But I don't remember anything.
James Acaster
No.
Ed Gamble
That happens in any film ever I've ever watched.
James Acaster
Yeah. Yeah.
Ed Gamble
I go to films. I go, that's brilliant. I'm gonna remember this is one of my favorite films.
James Acaster
Yeah.
Ed Gamble
And then you asked me about it three days later. I could not tell you who's in it.
James Acaster
No.
Ed Gamble
I could not tell you what the storyline was.
Kate Winslet
Yeah.
Ed Gamble
Also, I just go and see films and I go, that was good. I thought that was good. I better goof Google to check to see if I was right.
James Acaster
Yeah, yeah. So when I do stuff like that to you.
Ed Gamble
Yeah.
James Acaster
You got to sit there.
Ed Gamble
I've got to sit there. But it's really interesting watching you interview Kate Winslet about eternal sunshine in the spotless mind. And occasionally I would go chase. Yeah.
James Acaster
Dream come true.
Ed Gamble
Oh, yeah, Jeff. Sick bowl at home.
James Acaster
Yeah. Yeah, that was good.
Ed Gamble
Yeah.
James Acaster
You jumped to the sick bowl stuff. Kate didn't say Clementine either.
Ed Gamble
No. So thank God.
James Acaster
Even in reference to the character, she didn't even say the word.
Ed Gamble
Yeah, well, she. She knew you didn't need to know the name of the character.
James Acaster
She know. Yeah, she knew. This guy knows everything about this.
Ed Gamble
What a joy. Watch Goodbye June. It's in cinemas now and on Netflix on Christmas Eve, December 24th. December 24th. For those of you who don't know.
James Acaster
That that's Christmas eve, watch on YouTube. You can watch this on YouTube.
Ed Gamble
You can watch this On YouTube. You can't watch Goodbye June on YouTube, but you can watch this on YouTube.
James Acaster
This podcast.
Ed Gamble
Yeah, yeah.
James Acaster
That's talking to Kate Winslet.
Ed Gamble
Yeah, yeah.
James Acaster
On YouTube.
Ed Gamble
Yeah. I wonder how many shots there will be of me looking back and forth as we should release a whole different version where it's just my shot while they're talking about eternal sunshine.
James Acaster
Well, my shot when you're talking about cheese.
Ed Gamble
Yeah, well, yeah, that'll be in it. So rude. Funny for the first bit. And then she starts telling an anecdote about working in a delicatessen. I could not believe when I look around and you're still doing that.
James Acaster
That's really rude.
Ed Gamble
Yeah, yeah. Really rude stuff.
James Acaster
Really rude.
Ed Gamble
But luckily she was lovely. And what a brilliant interview.
James Acaster
Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I absolutely loved every second of it. Thank you, Kate.
Ed Gamble
If you're listening, smash it out the park. Thank you so much for listening all year. But the year is not done for off menu because we will, of course, be releasing our best of the year episodes, the compilations. Yeah. And we'll be back for a new series of Off Me Menu in January. And what a way we're kicking that off.
James Acaster
What a way we're kicking it off.
Ed Gamble
Merry Christmas. Happy seasonal period. Have a good December. Happy New Year. Goodbye.
James Acaster
Bye.
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Elf Drew Ski
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Kate Winslet
Drewski.
James Acaster
Lift with your legs, man.
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Kate Winslet
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Christmas Special with Kate Winslet
Release Date: December 17, 2025
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Ed Gamble and James Acaster welcome acclaimed actor Kate Winslet to the Off Menu dream restaurant for a festive, food-fuelled chat. The episode revolves around Winslet’s dream menu, with detours into Christmas rituals, directing her first feature film (Goodbye June), and navigating fame. Expect laughter, cozy nostalgia, and behind-the-scenes stories from Winslet’s iconic career.
The Christmas Special episode delights in bringing Hollywood royalty Kate Winslet into the magical world of Off Menu. As per the tradition, Winslet shares her ultimate dream meal—course by course—while Ed and James sprinkle in Christmas warmth, culinary nostalgia, and cheeky references to her filmography (especially Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind and The Holiday). The episode also provides a heartfelt look at Winslet's directorial debut, Goodbye June, and her reflections on family, loss, and the rituals that make the holidays meaningful.
“It’s less about a woman who's sort of slipping away and much more about a family coming together because of that event. … We all have to deal with loss at some point in our lives. … And actually, I think in this country we're not very good at dealing with it and talking about that stuff.” — Kate (14:22–15:34)
“You can’t really teach a child how to act. … you just encourage them to be.” (18:52)
“There on the wall was a steaming bowl of the most beautiful, delicious linguine with truffle and a glass of red wine. And I felt fitter for things, let me tell you, and I have never ever forgotten it.” — Kate (30:57)
| Course | Dish | Notes/Stories | |----------------|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------| | Water | Still, tap (preferably Cornwall) | Environmental focus; rumors of “tin” in Cornish water | | Bread | Warm, crusty bread + breadsticks | Butter “as thick as cheddar”; nostalgia for French baguettes | | Starter | Truffle pasta (with lots of Parmesan) | Delivered by neighbor Giorgio Locatelli after Titanic fame, eaten off the wall | | Main | Brined turkey, roast potatoes (mum’s recipe), red cabbage (mum’s), bread sauce | Family rituals, emotional connections, no celeb guests | | Side/Pie | Chicken and veg pie (with extra pastry), vegan Wellington | Grandma’s pastry, pastry > filling, vegan options for husband | | Other Side | Oysters (small) | First oyster courtesy of Paul Newman; shucking for husband Ned on early date | | Dessert | Apple crumble (with baked topping), Cornish clotted cream | Bakes topping separately; partner prefers custard | | Bonus | Bread & butter pudding (using leftover donuts/panettone/cake) | Family favorite, decadent, originated in Vancouver | | Drink | Champagne (any glass) | Not picky, not a fan of prosecco | | Cheese | Sussex Charmer, mature cheddar, various French cheeses | Worked deli counter in youth, loves a proper cheese board |
The episode is warm, festive, and nostalgic—a blend of Off Menu’s trademark irreverent humor (James’ and Ed’s banter and quick asides) and the comforting intimacy of Winslet’s stories. It feels like sitting at a family Christmas table, sharing laughter, memories, and delicious food, with cinematic anecdotes thrown in for good measure.
“It's been fantastic. Thank you so much for coming to the Dream Restaurant, Kate, and Merry Christmas!” — Ed Gamble (77:45)