Ah, Melas-One. That beautiful, peaceful colony in the stars. Surely nothing lurks beneath this precious idyll. And even if there is, can Billy Onassis (Branson Reese), Marvin Blond (Tim Platt), and Froglevel Casketshowroom (Ali Fisher) figure it out in time??

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