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Andrew Rines
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Narrator
Around Dodge City and in the territory on west there's just one way to handle the killers and the spoilers and that's with a U.S. marshal. And the smell of gun smoke. Gun smoke. Starring William Conrad. The story of the violence that moved west with young America. And the story of a man who moved with it.
Matt Dillon
I'm that man. Matt Dillon, United States Marshal. The first man they look for and the last they want to meet. It's a chancy job and it makes a man watchful and a little lonely.
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The incident occurred in a Korean prisoner of war camp. The names of the men are not available, but the action should be noted. In one group, two men were exchanging food for cigarettes. The food was pork. It didn't taste very good and the man giving it up preferred the cigarettes. What he didn't know was that pork in his system now would help him get through the winter. The exchange was reported to the senior officer, an army major, who took over and issued an order to the effect that there would be no more exchanges of luxuries for food. The major knew he would suffer for his action, but he felt that it was in the best interests of all concerned and suffer he did, for he was placed in solitary confinement for issuing the order. But by his action, this army major had exemplified Article 4 of the American Fighting Man's Code of conduct. If I become a prisoner of war, I will keep faith with my fellow prisoners. I will give no information nor take part in any action which might be harmful to my comrades. If I am senior, I will take command. If not, I will obey the lawful orders of those appointed over me and will back them up in every way.
Matt Dillon
Morning, Doc.
Narrator
Chester.
Chester Proudfoot
Morning.
Narrator
Yeah.
Chester Proudfoot
Come have some coffee with us, man, you've got nothing to do in your office.
Matt Dillon
No, but in there, people can't see me doing it.
Chester Proudfoot
There's no use to hide. They're on here anyway.
Matt Dillon
You know, the Christmas season hasn't made you any more charitable, huh, Doc?
Chester Proudfoot
And I'm not a man to be good on Sunday and sin all week.
Narrator
All. That's what you mean.
Matt Dillon
You're honest if nothing else.
Chester Proudfoot
Of course I'm honest. Hey, look, look, look. Yonder at that fella. What fellas? Across the street there.
Kitty
That coonskin hat.
Chester Proudfoot
Oh, you mean that.
Kitty
Well, I never did.
Chester Proudfoot
Now that's the tallest man I ever saw. And that rifle he's carrying. As long as he is, he sure does look out of place in dodge, don't.
Matt Dillon
He Is out of place. Char, that's a squirrel hunting southern mountain man.
Narrator
Well, he's coming over here.
Chester Proudfoot
At least he ain't another gunman. Mr. John.
Matt Dillon
That's something to be thankful for.
Narrator
Hi. Howdy.
Matt Dillon
Hello.
Chester Proudfoot
Which of you be the.
Matt Dillon
What you call them the marshal?
Chester Proudfoot
That's the word. I never heard it till a fella told me this morning.
Matt Dillon
Why, just a peace officer, sir.
Chester Proudfoot
I'm again peace officer. It ain't fitting for some folks to be meddling in other folks business. Well, what do they figure it like that stranger in Ozark Mountains. Better country than this. And my name is Eben Hakes.
Matt Dillon
My name is Dylan Hakes. This is Chester Proudfoot and this is Doc Adam.
Chester Proudfoot
Peace officer. A man said you'd help me find where that Joth Monger is living.
Narrator
Jos? Monger?
Chester Proudfoot
He come out here about a year ago. He's got old mountain gal with him.
Matt Dillon
They got a place up near rock Springs, about 10 miles north of here.
Chester Proudfoot
I'll find it.
Matt Dillon
You come a long way to see your friends, haven't you Higgs?
Chester Proudfoot
Joss Monger ain't exactly a friend piece, officer. Well, I gotta get going. It's the insanity. You know what's being Saturday got to do with it? Nothing. Except I won't kill no man of a Sunday. Never have and I never will.
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Let's take a moment to think of the world we live in, of just how small it really is. With modern transportation, traveling to almost any place in the world is only a matter of hours. Now, let's say that you're about to be stationed for the first time in the Panama Canal Zone. Once there, you'll find the Republic of Panama more intimately associated with the United States than any other country. You'll also find that nowhere abroad will you get in closer contact with the United States. North Americans have lived in the Canal Zone ever since it was acquired in May 1904. And you'll find thousands of your fellow countrymen, soldiers, sailors and civilians living and working in the Zone, much as they would at home. Why would you be stationed here? It would be to help protect one of the greatest engineering feats in history, the Panama Canal, which was finally dug and completed by the United States army engineers and Open to Navigation August 15, 1914, ten years after our engineers took over the actual digging of the big ditch at a total cost of $380 million. Now, here is why the canal is so important. This narrow gateway between the Atlantic and Pacific oceans is kept open and maintained so that our navy and merchant ships can pass quickly from ocean to ocean. This is a tremendous saving of time and money. Ships plowing the ocean waters between the Atlantic and Pacific coasts of the United States save 8,000 miles by going through the canal, instead of around the southern tip of South America, where, incidentally, there's some of the world's worst weather. Here's another thought to keep in mind. Whenever you leave the Canal Zone and enter Panama proper, you are under the laws and customs of Panama, not those of the United States. So respect these laws and customs to maintain the people's friendship. For remember, the only way to have a friend is to be one.
Chester Proudfoot
Josh Monger. Place don't look no better than it ever did, does it?
Matt Dillon
Not much.
Chester Proudfoot
And just look at that poor Miss Monger. Out doing chores as usual.
Matt Dillon
I wonder where Josh is.
Chester Proudfoot
Sleep somewhere?
Narrator
Probably.
Matt Dillon
Morning, Ms. Monger.
Kitty
Hey.
Chester Proudfoot
Hi, ma'.
Narrator
Am.
Kitty
Poorly.
Matt Dillon
Is Jo here?
Narrator
Ma'? Am.
Kitty
Today wasn't Saturday, he'd be here. Why, Jopp heels into Dodge every Saturday.
Matt Dillon
He does? I never see him.
Kitty
He socialized more.
Chester Proudfoot
You'd see him.
Kitty
Joff's got his ways, Marshall. They're lonesome, but they're hisn't.
Matt Dillon
I see. Ms. Monger, do you know a man called Eben Hakes?
Kitty
Hakes you speak that name around here, you won't be welcome.
Matt Dillon
Marshal, is there trouble between you?
Kitty
You call Joth being the only monger left and even being the only Hakes left, Then you could say there's trouble.
Matt Dillon
Oh, yeah. I mean, it's a feud.
Kitty
Both families have been twiddled down to just them too.
Andrew Rines
I see.
Matt Dillon
Is that why Joff came out to Kansas? To get away from it?
Kitty
Not if he's always talking about going back long enough to kill Eben Hake.
Matt Dillon
What do you think, man? Don't you think it's gone far enough?
Kitty
Either one of them could call it off if they wasn't some Yuli.
Chester Proudfoot
Well, how'd this feud start?
Narrator
Ma'?
Kitty
Am, if you had any bringing up, you wouldn't ask.
Chester Proudfoot
Oh, my. I'm sorry.
Kitty
It's a family matter. Where'd you see even Hakes, anyway?
Matt Dillon
He was in Dodge asking about Job.
Kitty
He was asking and he'll find him. And that's bad. Josh don't even know he's around.
Matt Dillon
That's why I came out here, man.
Kitty
If Josh knew about him, I wouldn't worry. Jopp's better shot than he been Hague's any day.
Matt Dillon
Look, Ms. Munger, the law doesn't hold with Feudin. Whichever one kills the other, he'll hang for it.
Kitty
You start meddling, they'll shoot you. But I'm worried about Jopp. He'll be drunk soon as it's dark.
Matt Dillon
I'll find him then. Now, goodbye.
Narrator
Bye. My land.
Chester Proudfoot
Them hill people all like that. Mr. Jones.
Matt Dillon
Mighty independent.
Chester Proudfoot
Well, ah.
Narrator
Sure don't seem to mean much.
Chester Proudfoot
Who does it?
Matt Dillon
Not when it comes to feuding with us. Chester, look over there. What, that little bluff?
Chester Proudfoot
Well, forever more.
Narrator
How'd he get here? I don't see no horse.
Matt Dillon
Let's go ask him. Hello, Hicks.
Chester Proudfoot
Is that Joss Monger's place yonder?
Matt Dillon
Huh?
Chester Proudfoot
Good. I'll get a little closer and shoot him when he comes out.
Matt Dillon
You don't care whether you hang or not, do you?
Chester Proudfoot
Hang?
Matt Dillon
You're shooting a monger or shooting anybody. You ever hear of murder?
Chester Proudfoot
Peace Officer? You're getting downright contrary.
Matt Dillon
Where's your horse?
Chester Proudfoot
I don't need no horse to travel by.
Matt Dillon
You mean you walked all the way from the Ozarks?
Chester Proudfoot
Well, it's mostly downhill, Peace, Officer. But I'd walk anywheres to get me a monger.
Matt Dillon
Maybe I ought to throw you in jail.
Chester Proudfoot
Now you are being meddlesome. But I gotta get closer to that house. And don't you fret nothing about the old Lady, I don't aim to shoot her. You're gonna let Higgs wait here and shoot Joff?
Matt Dillon
I'll let him go. Chester. Let's get back to Dodge. We can find Joff and warn him.
Chester Proudfoot
Maybe you ought to just let them shoot each other and have done with it.
Matt Dillon
Don't tempt me, Chester. Go ask Sam if he's seen Jock, will you, Chester?
Narrator
All right.
Matt Dillon
Evening, Kitty.
Kitty
Hello, Matt. Where you been? Pretty near midnight.
Matt Dillon
Well, I've been trying to stop a feud, Kitty.
Kitty
A long time since I've heard of a feud around Dodge.
Matt Dillon
This one kind of got transplanted from the Ozarks.
Kitty
The Ozarks? And it's a wonder that crazy Joff Monger isn't mixed up in it.
Matt Dillon
Well, it's Joff I'm looking for.
Kitty
I bet your dollar's right out back, Mac.
Matt Dillon
Out back?
Kitty
Yeah, he's out there. Every Saturday night he comes in and buys a bottle of corn from Sam and takes it out back and drinks it. Sits there all alone with his long rifle in one hand and his bottle in the other. Nobody knows what he's thinking.
Matt Dillon
No wonder I never see him.
Narrator
Ronnie Kelly just told me.
Matt Dillon
Chester, go out and see if he's there.
Andrew Rines
I'll bring him in.
Narrator
Will you, Esther?
Kitty
Who?
Narrator
Josh?
Kitty
Feudin With Max.
Matt Dillon
Man called Eben Hakes.
Kitty
He from the Ozarks, too?
Matt Dillon
Yeah, he arrived today on foot.
Kitty
On foot?
Matt Dillon
Yeah, he's all legs. Kidding. A real traveling man.
Kitty
Hey, I'd like to see him.
Matt Dillon
Got a face like a hatchet and he's built like a piece of wire.
Kitty
Well, now, Betty carries a long rifle, too.
Narrator
He does?
Chester Proudfoot
Here he is, Mr. John. I made him leave his rifle with Sam.
Matt Dillon
Hello, Jud.
Chester Proudfoot
Say what you want, Marshall. I don't care to be cooped up inside here very long.
Matt Dillon
Eben Hicks is looking for you, Jeff.
Chester Proudfoot
Of course he is. Mongers in the Hakes been looking for each other nigh under 40 years.
Narrator
And most all got found, too.
Matt Dillon
You been drinking, Jeff?
Narrator
Missus won't allow no drinking on the place, Marshall. So I gotta come to town every Saturday.
Chester Proudfoot
Joss Monger, get out of the way.
Narrator
Kidding?
Kitty
Yeah, sure will.
Chester Proudfoot
I got you caught like a bear up a tree, Joss.
Matt Dillon
Put that rifle down, Higgs.
Chester Proudfoot
He's gonna kill me, and I ain't got my weapon.
Matt Dillon
Put it down, I said.
Chester Proudfoot
You're standing in the way, peace officer.
Matt Dillon
And I'm gonna stay here.
Chester Proudfoot
And I'll have to shoot you first.
Matt Dillon
You're not going to shoot anybody.
Chester Proudfoot
Of course I am. That's What I come for, ain't it?
Matt Dillon
I'll try it.
Chester Proudfoot
Hold on a minute, everybody. Hey, what you. I just thought of something. I wish all you folks had stopped meddling in this. Yeah, but it's after midnight, Hanks.
Narrator
What?
Chester Proudfoot
It's of a Sunday. Sunday?
Matt Dillon
Yeah, that's right, Hicks.
Chester Proudfoot
Oh, well, of all the dog blame luck. Well, quit looking so troubled, Jaws. I won't shoot no man on Sunday. Evening Monger. You come awful close to it, even. It's a doggone shame it took me so long to find you today. You traveled a long way, even. I know. But I got tired waiting for you to come back home.
Narrator
Josh, I was coming. I was coming this summer.
Chester Proudfoot
I know. Your old lady told me about it today. I seen her scratching around doing chores. That ain't much of a place you got, John. Oh, Bella can make a crop here sometimes even. But it's a hard fight with a short stick. I didn't see no hogs out there. Where at your hogs, Joss?
Narrator
I'm getting some come spring.
Chester Proudfoot
Eden, how is things back home? Well, there's been a lot of changes since you left, Eden. I got me a little jug out back. It's most empty now, but we could maybe buy another one set out there on the stoop for a spell and kind of get soured on the cob.
Narrator
What say you?
Chester Proudfoot
Might as well. We can't do no shooting till Monday. Where at do we buy this jug? I'll show you. Sell over here.
Kitty
Sells it?
Chester Proudfoot
You'll have to give me the lowness and money, Josh. I didn't bring that with me this week. Well, if they don't meet all.
Narrator
Mr. Milan. Yeah. Looks to me like they're going to.
Chester Proudfoot
Call their feud off.
Matt Dillon
No, not them, Chester. Midnight tomorrow, they'll be stalking each other all over again.
Chester Proudfoot
How are you going to stalk them?
Matt Dillon
Well, I'll let them enjoy themselves tonight. But tomorrow I'm going to throw them both in jail. And they're gonna stay there till they learn something more than futile.
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Matt Dillon
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Matt Dillon
I wasn't sure that jail would teach Jonathan even a thing. But I still couldn't let him run loose and shoot each other down. So the next morning Chester and I went looking for him. We found where they built a small fire out back of the long branch and we found a number of empty bottles. But that was all. We searched the town till noon with no luck. And then I decided to ride out to the Monger place and see if by any chance Joff had returned. There's nobody in sight when we got there. So we dismounted and walked up to the door.
Chester Proudfoot
They smoke coming out the chimney, Mr. June.
Matt Dillon
That doesn't mean jots here.
Chester Proudfoot
Oh no sir.
Matt Dillon
Afternoon.
Kitty
Just go away, Marshall.
Matt Dillon
Now wait a minute, Ms. Mongrel.
Kitty
You don't want to get shocked, you do what I say.
Chester Proudfoot
Friendly, ain't she? Yeah, but she didn't have no gun. Must be Joff is in there.
Narrator
Probably.
Chester Proudfoot
Well Tiz, why would he want to shoot you?
Matt Dillon
There's one reason I can think of.
Chester Proudfoot
You mean he went and killed even Hakes?
Matt Dillon
I don't know Chester, but I'm sure going to find out.
Chester Proudfoot
They ain't going to open it none.
Matt Dillon
There's a window around at the side.
Chester Proudfoot
Ain't very Clean wind.
Narrator
It'll do. Now.
Matt Dillon
Let me take a look. Well, I'll be.
Chester Proudfoot
What?
Narrator
What is it?
Chester Proudfoot
Mr. Jones?
Narrator
Yeah.
Matt Dillon
Have a look for yourself.
Chester Proudfoot
Well, they're eating dinner. All three of them?
Matt Dillon
Yeah.
Narrator
Come on.
Matt Dillon
I want to talk to the men.
Narrator
Ms. Munger.
Matt Dillon
I'm coming in.
Narrator
Y.
Andrew Rines
All right.
Matt Dillon
Stay away from those rifles.
Chester Proudfoot
Busted in. He busted right past the woman. I never heard of a man coming in another man's house that way.
Kitty
He had any upbringing? He wasn't a.
Chester Proudfoot
Is this the kind of people they got in Kansas? Joke. First I seen of it.
Matt Dillon
Never mind about that, Jeff. Why did your wife threaten? Threatened to shoot me. What's going on here anyway?
Kitty
You hadn't come to put him in jail. You wouldn't get shot, Marshall.
Matt Dillon
Oh, how did you know I was going to put him in jail?
Kitty
Eden says you told him he was.
Matt Dillon
That's right, I did. If he killed anybody.
Chester Proudfoot
I ain't killed nobody. Feuds off.
Narrator
We stopped it, huh?
Matt Dillon
You stopped it?
Narrator
Sure.
Chester Proudfoot
Last night. We got to talking a little about old times and everything. You know what we found out?
Narrator
What you tell him, even?
Chester Proudfoot
Well, peace officer, this here feud started a long time ago. What happened was my grandpa stole Josh's grandpa's girl, married up with her. So Josh's grandpa declared a feud right then and there.
Narrator
But you ain't told him what we.
Chester Proudfoot
Found out yet, Eden.
Matt Dillon
Oh.
Chester Proudfoot
Oh, well, we hadn't thought of that before, Peace officer. Well, last night we was thinking, if my grandpa hadn't done that, then Jaws here would have been me.
Matt Dillon
Why?
Chester Proudfoot
Don't you see? Otherwise, my grandma would have married up with Jaw's grandpa and I to be in Joss. So any way you look at it, we're kind of related. Like. Anyway, you looked at it last night. You mean I seen all them empty bottles?
Matt Dillon
It doesn't matter, Chester. As long as the field is off.
Chester Proudfoot
It ain't only off. Eden's gonna stay on here with us.
Narrator
We're gonna work this place together.
Chester Proudfoot
I'm gonna give my share in it come Christmas.
Matt Dillon
Come Christmas?
Chester Proudfoot
Why came fire off January 6th? Just when did Christmas get to be January 6th?
Kitty
You knew anything, you'd know that, I.
Narrator
Swear I'm getting to know less and less.
Chester Proudfoot
Man, you folks don't understand. Back in the Ozarks, we do our Christmas celebrating 12 days from when you do.
Matt Dillon
Oh, you're talking about Twelfth Night.
Chester Proudfoot
We call it Christmas, too.
Kitty
If you only knew, Marshall. It works just fine for us.
Matt Dillon
There's no reason why I shouldn't, ma'.
Narrator
Am.
Matt Dillon
It's A real good old custom.
Chester Proudfoot
Say now maybe you and Chester come out and celebrate with us.
Kitty
Well, they don't mind crap and sour pickles and cornbread and coffee.
Chester Proudfoot
They'll come. Well now woman, ain't there gonna be no chitlins?
Kitty
If you had mask, I was keeping them for a surprise.
Matt Dillon
Ms. Monger, chitlins or no chitlins, I'd be proud to come.
Narrator
Me too.
Matt Dillon
Well, we'll leave you to your dinner now and see you all Twelfth Night.
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Gun Smoke produced and directed by Norman McDonald, stars William Conrad as Matt Dillon, U.S. marshal. The story was specially written for Gunsmoke by John Meston. Featured in the cast were John, Dana, Virginia, Greg and Vic Parron. Harley Bear is Chester, Howard McNair is Doc and Georgia Ellis is Kitty. Join us again next week for another story of the Western frontier when Matt Dillon, Chester Proudfoot, Doc and Kitty, together with all the other hard living citizens of Dodge will be with you once more. It's America growing west in the 1870s. It's gun smoke.
Matt Dillon
Gun Smoke has come to you through.
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Podcast: Old Time Radio Westerns
Host: Andrew Rhynes
Summary by: Podcast Summarizer
This digitally restored classic radio episode of Gunsmoke, titled "Twelfth Night," centers on Marshal Matt Dillon attempting to prevent an age-old Ozark family feud from spilling blood in Dodge City. Set during the Christmas season, the episode explores themes of tradition, stubbornness, and the search for peace, with a surprising and heartwarming twist that brings enemies together on the eve of their own rural holiday—Twelfth Night.
Introduction of the Feud:
Cultural Clashes:
Notable Quote:
"I won't kill no man of a Sunday. Never have and I never will."
(Eben Hakes, 08:18)
Visiting the Mongers:
“Both families have been twiddled down to just them two.”
(Ms. Monger, 12:16)
Marshal Dillon’s Warning:
“Look, Ms. Munger, the law doesn't hold with Feudin'. Whichever one kills the other, he'll hang for it.”
(Matt Dillon, 13:13)
At the Saloon:
“You're standing in the way, peace officer.”
(Eben Hakes, 17:49)
Twist of Fate—Timing as Salvation:
“It's after midnight, Hakes.”
(Matt Dillon, 18:08)
Notable Moment:
"It's a doggone shame it took me so long to find you today… But I got tired waiting for you to come back home."
(Eben Hakes, 18:33)
Unexpected Friendship:
Peace Explained:
“If my grandpa hadn't done that, then Jaws here would have been me.”
(Eben Hakes, 25:51)
Tradition—Twelfth Night in the Ozarks:
"If you only knew, Marshal. It works just fine for us."
(Ms. Monger, 26:47)
Food and Hospitality:
“Well now woman, ain't there gonna be no chitlins?”
(Eben Hakes, 27:08)
On Feuds and Family:
“This here feud started a long time ago… my grandpa stole Jaws's grandpa's girl... So Jaws’s grandpa declared a feud right then and there.”
(Eben Hakes, 25:23)
Reflection on Past and Peace:
"Otherwise, my grandma would have married up with Jaw's grandpa and I'd a been Joss. So any way you look at it, we're kind of related."
(Eben Hakes, 25:51)
Matt Dillon on Law and Feuds:
"The law doesn't hold with feudin'. Whichever one kills the other, he'll hang for it."
(Matt Dillon, 13:13)
Chester’s Rural Wisdom:
“Them hill people all like that, Mr. Jones?”
(Chester, 13:35)
The Power of Custom:
“Back in the Ozarks, we do our Christmas celebrating 12 days from when you do.”
(Eben Hakes, 26:35)
The episode is rich with dry wit, understated rural humor, and the steady, sage authority of Marshal Matt Dillon. The language reflects the idioms and rhythms of the Ozarks, blending earnestness, stubborn custom, and unexpected warmth.
“Twelfth Night” stands out as a lighthearted Gunsmoke episode with a surprising, conciliatory ending that subverts Western tropes about violence and grudges. The story cleverly pivots on old customs—the Sabbath, rural feasting, and the unique timing of Christmas in the Ozarks—to turn would-be enemies into partners. The Marshal’s respect for tradition and humanity helps foster not just law and order, but real, lasting peace.
For those interested in Western drama, rural Americana, and the power of forgiveness, this episode is both engaging and heartwarming—a true holiday treat on the prairie.