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A
All right, Chris, question number one for you is this General Dynamics electric boat unit, which designs, builds, repairs and modernizes nuclear submarines for the US Navy, has just acquired the121,000 square foot Macy's anchor location that is connected to the Crystal Mall in Waterford, Connecticut. If not building submarines for the U.S. navy, Chris, what's the best use, in your opinion of dead anchor space?
B
Oh, I'm going to say government here, and I think we need to use it to hide the alien bodies. That's what I think. I think we need to. I think we need to hide bodies in dead mall anchor spaces. Like literally create stranger things.
A
Oh, my God. I thought you were going to talk about, like, putting DMVs. It was like, that is actually a very good idea. I like the government use cases for the mall.
B
Oh, DMVs.
A
Yeah, yeah, we have one in our model.
B
Actually works really well. Yeah, that's actually a really good idea. Yeah, yeah.
A
But alien bodies. Okay.
B
Yeah, let's hide the alien bodies. Area 51 all over the country. All right. Google's AI mode push confirmed. Was confirmed yesterday with a doodle that broadly promotes how you can quote search like never before. Did you give AI mode a try yesterday and what was your verdict if you did?
A
Yes, I've been giving AI mode a try for the last month and I love it so much. I posted, I did the Mango outfit and then tried on the actual product in Barcelona when I was at Mango and I was very impressed. And I was just talking to Hillary Littleton of Fit Match yesterday about how skinny and attractive it makes you look actually cute. So compared to some of the other fit finders you like, you put on the outfit. Google AI mode puts the outfit on you. And I was like, ooh, I look really good in this. Not quite as good as I do in real life in that outfit, but it definitely gets my vote. I love AI Mode from a consumer experience standpoint.
B
Do you like that, though? Do you like thinking the garment's going to fit a certain way and then you know, you know, you get the garment? I don't know if this happened, but did you get the garment and it, like, didn't fit that way? Like, is that.
A
I mean, there is definitely fine.
B
Is it friction filled? Like, how do you think about that?
A
There is definitely some differences, but I still felt like I would have kept like that the garment still fit me well and I still would have kept it. I would have. I would have purchased that item. I would have been happy if I purchased that item online and Got that. Even though it was. The fit wasn't exactly the same. I. I still was very pleasantly surprised by the recommendations that it made, so.
B
Nice.
A
Still some work to do there, though. All right, Chris, question number three. Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez got married in Venice last week. I have to know, which slide celebrity guests were you most surprised to see? Got the invite to the wedding.
B
Oh, geez. And, I mean, you came in hot in this podcast. I'm gonna come in hot right here. Don't even get me started on this wedding. And, I mean, did anyone that actually attended this wedding even know Jeff Bezos, like, and his wife? Like, it was, I don't know, like, celebrities. The whole list was like, celebrities. I was like, come on. Like, where's your friends and family? Like, you know, like, where are they in this mix?
A
But, well, they're not as interesting. They're not as interesting to put on tmz. No.
B
Curious how many of them even has, you know, like, I don't know, like, you know, I mean, I guess when you're that rich, it's hard to have close friends. But my favorite guests were definitely, though, Tom Brady and Sydney Sweeney, which. Have you heard the rumors? It appears old Tommy may have been making a play for her despite being 20 years her senior, too. Do you think. Here's my question for you. Do you think she asked him? Did you think she went up to him? She's like, so, Tom, did you try my soap?
A
Gross. No, I hope not. This is so the most disgusting. No. Tom Brady, Go find someone your own age.
B
Actually, Tom Brady is probably like, hey, I tried your soap. I really liked it. That's. That's Tom Brady's move. I bet that was his Go. Total creep.
A
That's such a creep thing to say. Ugh, gross.
B
I've heard stories about Tom Brady from back in his early Boston days. All right, the trailer to Running man, the remake of the 1980s movie starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, debuted yesterday. I have not seen it yet. I need to watch that, actually. What are your top five Arnold movies ranked five through one, starting with number five.
A
Well, you know, I haven't seen the Terminators in completion. We talked about that on a previous show. So the only had to look up all of his movies. Number five is Junior. Number four is True Lies. Number three is Batman and Robin. Two is Jingle all the Way. And number one, the. In my opinion, the best Arnold Schwarzenegger movie and one of the greatest movies of all time, Kindergarten Cop. That movie so good. Better than all the rest of them. I think.
B
I think you're gonna have a lot of disagreement on social media with that list. Oh, my God.
A
That's fine. I'm okay with it. Kindergarten Cop. Take it to the Grave. I loved that movie. I thought it was so good.
B
Oh, my God. There's only probably one maybe True Lies. That would make my top five, but anyway. Oh, my God, that's crazy. I can't wait to hear what people think about that list.
Omni Talk Retail - Episode Summary
Episode Title: Lightning Round: Mall Makeovers, AI Mode & Our Thoughts On Tom Brady Macking On Sydney Sweeney
Release Date: July 3, 2025
Host/Authors: Anne Mezzenga and Chris Walton
The episode kicks off with Anne posing a thought-provoking question to Chris about the future of dead anchor spaces in malls, specifically referencing General Dynamics’ acquisition of the 121,000 square foot Macy's location connected to the Crystal Mall in Waterford, Connecticut.
Key Discussion Points:
Government Utilization: Chris humorously suggests that these spaces could serve government purposes, particularly joking about hiding alien bodies, alluding to popular culture references like "Stranger Things."
Chris [00:26]: "Oh, I'm going to say government here, and I think we need to use it to hide the alien bodies. That's what I think."
DMV Integration: Anne builds on the idea by mentioning the potential of integrating government services such as DMVs into mall spaces, a concept she finds practical.
Anne [00:38]: "I thought you were going to talk about, like, putting DMVs. It was like, that is actually a very good idea."
Conclusion: Both hosts agree that repurposing dead anchor spaces for essential services like DMVs could revitalize malls, making them community-centric hubs rather than mere shopping destinations.
Transitioning to technology in retail, Anne introduces Google’s latest feature, AI Mode, which was confirmed recently with a promotional doodle.
Key Discussion Points:
Anne’s Experience with AI Mode: Anne shares her positive experience using AI Mode over the past month, highlighting its ability to virtually try on outfits, which enhances online shopping by providing a realistic preview.
Anne [01:09]: "I love AI Mode from a consumer experience standpoint."
Fit Discrepancies: Chris raises a critical point about the potential mismatch between the virtual fit and the actual garment, questioning the reliability of AI Mode in predicting accurate sizes.
Chris [02:05]: "Is it friction filled? Like, how do you think about that?"
Anne’s Response: Acknowledging minor differences, Anne emphasizes that the overall recommendation was satisfactory and she would still consider purchasing the items despite slight fit issues.
Anne [02:05]: "I still was very pleasantly surprised by the recommendations that it made."
Conclusion: While AI Mode shows promise in enhancing the online shopping experience by providing visual try-ons, there remains room for improvement in ensuring accurate fit predictions to fully satisfy consumer expectations.
Anne shifts the conversation to recent high-profile events, specifically the wedding of Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez in Venice.
Key Discussion Points:
Guest List Critique: Chris expresses surprise and criticism over the celebrity-heavy guest list, questioning the absence of close friends and family.
Chris [02:46]: "Where's your friends and family? Like, you know, like, where are they in this mix?"
Favorite Celebrities: Despite his critique, Chris highlights Tom Brady and Sydney Sweeney as standout guests, sparking a discussion about rumored interactions between them.
Chris [03:09]: "My favorite guests were definitely, though, Tom Brady and Sydney Sweeney."
Conclusion: The hosts reflect on the nature of celebrity gatherings, questioning the balance between star power and personal relationships, while also delving into the dynamics between attending celebrities.
Delving deeper into the wedding anecdotes, the conversation turns to rumors suggesting that Tom Brady may have shown interest in Sydney Sweeney.
Key Discussion Points:
Anne’s Response to Rumors: Anne dismisses the rumors firmly, expressing discomfort and disapproval of the alleged behavior.
Anne [03:35]: "Gross. No, I hope not. This is so the most disgusting. No. Tom Brady, Go find someone your own age."
Chris’s Take on Tom Brady: Chris adds to the commentary by labeling Tom Brady’s actions as creepy, referencing past stories from Brady’s early career.
Chris [03:54]: "That's Tom Brady's move. Total creep."
Conclusion: Both hosts agree that the rumored behavior is inappropriate, highlighting concerns about celebrity conduct and its impact on public perception.
The episode concludes with a lighter segment where Chris introduces the trailer for the "Running Man" remake and asks Anne to rank her top five Arnold Schwarzenegger movies.
Key Discussion Points:
Anne’s Top Five Arnold Movies:
Anne [04:11]: "Number one, the... Kindergarten Cop. That movie so good. Better than all the rest of them."
Chris’s Anticipated Disagreement: Chris anticipates that Anne’s rankings, especially topping with "Kindergarten Cop," will stir debate on social media.
Chris [04:42]: "I think you're gonna have a lot of disagreement on social media with that list."
Conclusion: The segment showcases the hosts' playful banter and personal preferences, illustrating the diversity of opinions even among industry insiders regarding classic films.
Throughout the episode, Anne Mezzenga and Chris Walton blend insightful retail industry analysis with engaging discussions on technology, celebrity culture, and entertainment. Their dynamic conversation offers listeners a comprehensive look at current trends and hot topics, making "Lightning Round" a must-listen for anyone interested in the evolving landscape of retail and beyond.
Notable Quotes:
Anne on AI Mode:
"I love AI Mode from a consumer experience standpoint." [01:09]
Chris on Mall Repurposing:
"We need to use it to hide the alien bodies. That's what I think." [00:26]
Anne on Purchasing Decisions:
"I still was very pleasantly surprised by the recommendations that it made." [02:30]
Chris on Celebrity Guests:
"Where's your friends and family?" [02:46]
Anne on Movie Rankings:
"Kindergarten Cop. Take it to the Grave. I loved that movie." [04:53]
This detailed summary encapsulates the essence of the episode, providing clarity on each discussion topic while highlighting the hosts' perspectives and memorable moments.