Is the CLARITY Act Dead? | Greenland Worth More Than Denmark’s GDP?

Summary

On The Chain – Blockchain and Cryptocurrency News + Opinion

Episode: Is the CLARITY Act Dead? | Greenland Worth More Than Denmark’s GDP?
Date: January 15, 2026
Hosts: Chip and Jeff

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Overview

This episode of On The Chain dives into two central but very different topics:

1. The uncertain fate of the CLARITY Act and regulatory developments impacting crypto (with emphasis on XRP/Ripple and US politics).
2. The geopolitics and economic value of Greenland—discussing claims that Greenland may be worth more than Denmark’s entire GDP, and the broader implications for trade, defense, and global power dynamics.

The hosts, Chip and Jeff, use their trademark banter, irreverence, and deep crypto knowledge to connect breaking blockchain news, historical context, and cultural commentary into a uniquely entertaining episode.

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Key Discussion Points and Insights

1. Is the CLARITY Act Dead? (00:01–00:20, 24:24–26:56, 39:39–41:12)

• Host Skepticism: The hosts openly question whether the CLARITY Act—a supposed watershed bill for US crypto regulation—was ever intended to pass, or is now effectively “dead.”

  • “Is the Clarity Act actually dead, or was it actually never meant to pass in the first place?” (A, 00:03)

• Coinbase’s Warning: Coinbase’s hesitation and outright lack of support for the latest banking bill is seen as a red flag for the industry.

  • Brian Armstrong’s Review: “Coinbase unfortunately cannot support the bill as written. Too many issues…” (B, 22:25)
  • Critiques:
    • De facto ban on tokenized equities
    • DeFi prohibitions
    • Privacy concerns and unlimited government access to financial records
    • CFTC’s diminished authority
    • SEC draft amendments targeting rewards and stablecoins
    • Allowing banks to ban competition

• Political Sabotage: The hosts repeatedly point to “Pocahontas” (Sen. Elizabeth Warren) and Democrats inserting anti-crypto (and pro-banking cartel) provisions.

  • “Pocahontas entered a lot of bad stuff in there. She is lobbying hard for the banking cartel.” (B, 00:33)

• Ripple’s Optimism – or Spin?

  • Brad Garlinghouse: Holds out hope for rational market-oriented solutions, but the hosts question whether this is optimism or PR.
    • “I remain optimistic that issues can be resolved through the market process. Well, good for him because I don’t. I’m not optimistic at all…” (B, 17:09)

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2. Ripple’s Massive European Milestone (04:54–10:12, 16:41–19:41)

• Breaking News:

  • Ripple granted a preliminary Electronic Money Institution license from Luxembourg’s CSSF, enabling end-to-end cross-border payments throughout the entire EU—representing 27 member states in a single regulatory sweep.
  • “...Ripple is here to power [the EU], with 75+ licenses worldwide, $95B in volume processed to date...” (B, 07:18)

• Why It Matters:

  • First major jurisdiction (the EU) with a comprehensive digital asset framework.
  • “The momentum is global… They got 75 now. Check this out. 75 plus licenses and registrations worldwide. 95 billion in volume process to date…” (B, 07:18)
  • Ripple’s ongoing expansion: Singapore, Dubai, UK, and 4 new acquisitions.
  • “They’re just on a tear lately… This is all of the EU countries, which is why I think it’s so monumental and why it matters.” (B, 08:23)

• Monica Long, Ripple President:

  • “…Why does it matter? Because our licensing portfolio… enables us to serve more customers better. Plus, now they’ve got four acquisitions… just in a way different scenario than they were two, three years ago...” (B, 14:41)

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3. Memes and Humor: Greenland, Denmark & Global Power (11:18–13:36, 70:36–74:14)

• Comedy Video Discussion—Jimmy Carr on Greenland:

  • The hosts play and dissect a bit from UK comedian Jimmy Carr joking about Denmark’s inability to defend Greenland, the irony of global power posturing, and Trump’s (fictionalized) approach to buying/selling territories.
  • “Military can’t afford blanks? Have to say ‘bang’ instead?” (C, 11:35)
  • “57,000 people live there? Give me a more accurate figure—are you Alexa?” (C, 13:36)

• Geostrategic Value of Greenland:

  • Greenland’s resources and position (trade routes, Arctic leverage, deterring China/Russia).
  • “Greenland could be worth more than Denmark’s entire GDP…it sounds insane until you start looking at the trade routes, defense, resources, leverage in the Arctic, holding China and Russia at bay.” (A, 00:50)

• Possible Sale and Geopolitical Chess:

  • Denmark’s shifting view and openness to discussions about US interests and possible “common way forward.”
  • “Kingdom of Denmark…we expect such a group will meet…” (B, 74:08)

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4. Regulatory and Political Satire: The Banking Cartel, Congressional Gaffes, & Viral Clips (17:31–19:41, 75:00–81:47)

• Banking Cartel and Digital Payments:

  • Ripple’s satirical “Show Me the Money” video: ECB, David Schwartz, Chris Larsen, Monica Long spoofed in a scene lampooning the legacy financial sector’s outmoded systems.
  • “Look at their office compared to the Ripple office...filing cabinets from the 1940s.” (B, 19:01)

• Modern Absurdities—Congressional Proceedings

  • Extended riff on the inability of so-called medical experts and politicians to answer “can men get pregnant?”
    • “The goal is just the truth. So can men get pregnant?” (F, 76:22)
    • “Science and evidence tell us that men can get pregnant?” (F, 77:45)
    • “Let me just remind you, you testified to a moment ago, science and evidence should control, not politics…” (F, 77:32)
    • “Just say no!” (B, 77:02)

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5. Political and Election Integrity Commentary (43:44–59:18)

• Fetterman’s Comments on Border and ICE Enforcement:

  • Even Democrat John Fetterman acknowledges illegal immigration as an unsustainable crisis and signals moderate views on deportation.
  • “As a Democrat, it shouldn’t be unreasonable to want to secure our border…” (D, 44:09)

• Voter Fraud Concerns & SCOTUS Developments

  • The Supreme Court greenlights lawsuits challenging late mail-in ballot policies, which the hosts view as a win for election integrity.
  • “A huge win for election integrity...opens the door to nationwide challenges to Democrat schemes.” (B, 56:34)

• Corruption and NGO Abuse

  • Extended discussion of welfare fraud, NGO schemes, and suspect “slush funds” (e.g., in Minnesota and California).
  • “Cut them at the kneecap, kneecap all of them. And now they’re going to bleed dry. This is their money trail.” (A, 53:17)

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6. Sports, Gender, and Social Commentary (66:36–69:52)

• Why No Women Compete in Men’s Sports?

  • “Why don’t we see women fighting to play men’s sports but the reverse… they know they can’t compete.” (B, 66:36)

• National Women’s Soccer Team vs. Teenage Boys

  • Highlighting the U.S. Women’s National Team loss to high school boys to illustrate biological differences and critique current debates about gender and sports.
  • “U.S. Boys high school champions beat the U.S. Women’s Olympic Team. Light speed, power—they can’t beat it.” (A, 69:52)

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7. Retro Tech, Community Banter & Song Giveaways (20:01–24:24, 34:07–37:45, 84:56–87:57)

• Nostalgia: Extensive banter about floppy disks, Coleco football, Simon, Battleship, and other retro tech—lightening the episode and fostering camaraderie.

  • “That is the weird thing...the saving icon on most programs. It’s a floppy disk!” (B, 20:32)

• Community Contests: Regular give-away of digital collectibles (“Badass Yeti #453”) and custom songs.

• Listener Participation: Constant shout-outs, jokes, and reading of live chat comments help cement the show’s community-driven feel.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

"Pocahontas entered a lot of bad stuff in there. She is lobbying hard for the banking cartel."
– Host B, 00:33

"This is all of the EU countries, which is why I think it’s so monumental and why it matters."
– Host B, 08:23

“Coinbase unfortunately cannot support the bill as written. Too many issues…”
– Brian Armstrong, paraphrased by Host B, 22:27

“[About Ripple’s progress]...Why does it matter? Because our licensing portfolio… enables us to serve more customers better. Plus … four acquisitions”
– Monica Long, as read by Host B, 14:41

"[CLARITY Act] I remain optimistic that issues can be resolved through the market process. Well, good for him because I don’t. I’m not optimistic at all..."
– Host B, 17:09

"Science and evidence tell us that men can get pregnant?"… “Just say no!”
– Sen. Josh Hawley grilling a doctor (F, 77:45; B, 77:02)

"Greenland could be worth more than Denmark’s entire GDP… until you start looking at the trade routes, defense, resources, leverage in the Arctic, holding China and Russia at bay, and so much more."
– Host A, 00:50

“Show me the money!”
– Garlinghouse video meme segment, 17:31

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• CLARITY Act Uncertainty & Coinbase Statement: 00:01–00:20, 24:24–26:56, 39:39–41:12
• Ripple’s EU Licensing Milestone: 04:54–10:12, 16:41–19:41
• Comedy & Geopolitics (Greenland): 11:18–13:36, 70:36–74:14
• Banking Cartel, Congressional Satire: 17:31–19:41, 75:00–81:47
• Election Integrity, Corruption Exposes: 43:44–59:18
• Gender, Sports, Social Commentary: 66:36–69:52
• Community Banter/Tech Nostalgia/Giveaway: 20:01–24:24, 34:07–37:45, 84:56–87:57

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Tone and Style

The episode balances serious analysis (on regulation, Ripple, policy) with sharp-edged humor, satire, and lively personal anecdotes. The language is unfiltered, occasionally irreverent, and tuned for listeners comfortable with opinionated, community-driven crypto commentary. The show’s trademark is fusing in-depth news with comic relief and strong political views.

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For New and Returning Listeners

If you missed this episode:

• Expect a whirlwind of crypto and blockchain news, political hot takes, cultural laments, and community surefire laughs all mixed together.
• Get up to speed on Ripple’s rapidly expanding global footprint, why the CLARITY Act’s future is murky, and how U.S. political theater continues to spill into regulation and economics.
• Enjoy the side dishes of vintage tech, listener giveaways, and off-color jokes that have cemented "On The Chain" as community favorite.

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Hosts: Chip & Jeff
Community Links:

• Twitter: @on_the_chain
• YouTube: OnTheChainLIVE

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Transcript

[A]

What is going on, everyone? Welcome back to on the Chain Tonight, we're asking a question a lot of people in crypto don't want to ask out loud. You know what that is? Is the Clarity act actually dead, or was it actually never meant to pass in the first place? That's a really good question.

[B]

Yeah. Because when coinbase starts signaling hesitation, you know, that's not necessarily noise. That's a big warning. Installed regulation usually means something else is happening between behind the scenes. And I'll tell you what else. Pocahontas entered a lot of bad stuff in there. She is lobbying hard for the banking cartel. And while everyone's distracted by the headlines, another story is circulating. A claim that Greenland could be worth more than Denmark's entire gdp.

[A]

And I can't wait till we break that one down. That is going to be in insane. That sounds insane, actually, until you start looking at the trade routes, defense, resources, leverage in the Arctic, holding China and Russia at bay, and so much more.

[B]

And it's not about crypto versus politics. It's about power, positioning, and that little thing called control, man.

[A]

So tonight we're cutting through the what's real, what's exaggerated, and what actually matters. So hit that, like, button. You know where that thing is somewhere down there. You know, jump into the chat, give some comments. Let's get into it.

[B]

Let's go. We haven't played that open in a while. We need a little bit of boom. Wake you up, punch you in the face. Just like our coffee punches Mondays in the face. Get punched in the face every once in a while when you workshop these things. It's fantastic. Guys, where are you coming in from? I see Northwest Indiana in the house. It's one thing I see. And you look at this. Jim D was the first one in today. This is great because sometimes Jim D's not the first one in. Sometimes not even the second one in. But he said Kampai just finished some sushi dinner. That sounds tremendous.

[A]

Did I?

[B]

Tremendous. Art said he got the notification. Ed says hi. Good evening, Rod Hale. What's going on? This is good. Rod also got the notification. We don't get them, Jeff. That's good that somebody's getting them.

[A]

Actually, I got it tonight.

[B]

Did you?

[A]

Yeah. Oh, you know what? I gotta check.

[B]

Let me see, let me see.

[A]

Let me refresh.

[B]

Oh, dude, I got the notification. What is going on? What is going on? What is it came that I always check. I never get those. So this is good. There might be a new day in front of us, Jeff.

[A]

Maybe I'm trying to check to see if Rumble is. Rumble is not rolling live.

[B]

Of course.

[A]

There you go. That didn't work. I was trying to get Rumble to go. To go live. Where's Mark? But the problem is I. I rolled it out on the wrong notify, wrong channel.

[B]

I'm waiting for Mark to jump in here and say, greetings from Greenland. He's always coming in from all different parts of the world. You never know what that's going to look like.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

It's a little something different.

[A]

And I don't know how to get this. How do you get. I want to worry about it with Rumble. Rumble's not happening tonight. We're trying to do something special and did not work out.

[B]

So.

[A]

Yeah, forget about it. Forget it. We'll have to read back up on that again another time and figure it out. So I'm gonna remove Fortune.

[B]

It's not happening.

[A]

Joe, edit this.

[B]

They got it. Why don't they come out with an API that just allows us to select it and then record to it? I just don't understand this. They make it so hard to stream there.

[A]

So I'll tell you what I'm to do. I'm moving over now. I'm live over on X. I actually replaced myself on X to try to roll out Rumble. Trying to do Rumble favor. Trying to figure it out. So now I'll be over there. Everybody listen on X. On my channel on X.

[B]

There you go.

[A]

That's going to be happening.

[B]

Oh, check it out. Beautiful.

[A]

Corrupt.

[B]

Colorado's here. I saw there's going to be a meetup in Colorado. Video. Yes, indeed. There's going to be an XRP community night. And it was funny because I wasn't sure if I said, I know we have somebody from Colorado, but again, who knows? I mean, the meetup could be really far from where you live. But Chad says this is right. This is why we can't have nice things. Absolutely why we can't have nice things. Check it out. Karma. Karma. Michael's in the house. What is up? He's also on time. Time.

[A]

Perfect.

[B]

I love it. We can now get a show for.

[A]

You guys tonight, too. We got some crypto coverage. We've got some geopolitics coverage. We've got some ripple coverage. We've got some Trump coverage. We've got all sorts of coverage. We got some Colorado coverage somewhere.

[B]

I gotta go back and look for that one again because I was like. I wasn't sure if that was going to be of interest to anybody, but it Is it, is it is something interesting and something good. So we'll have to figure that one out Jeff. But let's get started with some news. First of all, I don't know what happened this year. It's like this year Ripple is ripping all the good news. They're just, they're just crushing it man. They're just on, on some kind of a tear lately. And this one here is a big one. This is a big reveal right here. Check this out. So actually let me, let me play the video first. This is Cassie Cradock, she is over there in the. I believe it's the London office but she's going to talk. This is, she's going to do the announcement here. Then we'll take a deeper dive into it. Cassie Cradock, VP and Managing Director of the UK and Europe at Ripple And I'm thrilled to announce that we've been.

[A]

Granted our license to bring our crypto.

[B]

Enabled cross border payment solution to the European Union. European customers can now access real time settlement global on and off ramps and last mile payouts. And it's all managed end to end using Ripple's market leading digital asset technology.

[A]

The region is striding into the future.

[B]

Of digital finance and Ripple is here to power it. If you think about that, that's the entire. So the preliminary electronic money institution license from Luxembourg's commission of day surveillance de sector. They financier. Is that what it looks like, surveillance? I don't know, it's in French but that's. Or is that is not. I think that's French, right? No, it's. That's.

[A]

That looks like French.

[B]

Is it French? I don't know. Well they're based over there in Belgium so we should know Belgian. We have a Belgian field correspondent on the ground so should be able to inform us.

[A]

It looks very Frenchish.

[B]

That looks Frenchy to me but I definitely see surveillance right there. I mean the commission of surveillance late.

[A]

To the chain late do the change.

[B]

Shows up when they can. We're all good with you coming as you're here but you missed the best part of the show. No you didn't. There's not yet. It's coming. The best part's coming.

[A]

The best part is yet to come.

[B]

The commission of surveillance. I don't know what this sector is. I guess it's over. Maybe.

[A]

It'S the commission of the surveillance over the financial sector.

[B]

Yeah. The CSSF and well if it's the eu it's basically surveillance over everything. It's a pivotal step towards scaling Ripple payments across the EU bringing into institutional grade digital asset infrastructure to the region. So the momentum is global. They got 75 now. Check this out. 75 plus licenses and registrations worldwide. 95 billion in volume process to date and that's reaching 90 of daily FX markets. So it's interesting. They're doing 90 of. I wonder where they're a little bit deficient. They're 10, they're not there. So with the EU taking the lead in building the regulatory framework for digital assets, we're helping institutions transition from pilots to commercial scale. And we're bridging the gap between legacy finance and the digital future to unlock trillions, Jeff. Trillions and basically trillion dormant capital. But this is the entire eu. It's like, usually they'll get like a transmitter license or they'll get something that's like one little. But this is all of the EU countries, which is, that's why I think it's so monumental and why it's. Why it matters.

[A]

Totally a big move. Yeah, there it is.

[B]

Because it's, you know, let's see, second major regulatory milestone in a week. That's, you know, they got that in there. Boom. A little dig a little second one. We're not even out of January, we're not even halfway through January yet. I got two of them already.

[A]

I'm hoping that their, their software is in, in Arabic. You know, being in France, in the.

[B]

Uk have to be. Right. I mean that makes sense. He used the first major jurisdiction to introduce comprehensive digital assets regulation and now they're just getting around to getting accepted for it. So by extending Ripple's licensing portfolio and evolving our payment solution, we're doing more than just moving money. Well now you gotta like land some clients, right? That some customers. It's licensed end to end cross border payment solution which enables Ripple to manage the flow of funds on behalf of its customers. This unlocks seamless connections to global payout partners. Some of this stuff gets, it's a little, I get a little bit overwhelmed and tired reading because so many buzzwords. Delivering fast, transparent and reliable payout capabilities around the world. Ripple handles the underlying blockchain and operational complexity so businesses can launch digital payment. It's like. Who wrote this? An attorney. ChatGPT. My God, this is too much, man.

[A]

Definitely an attorney.

[B]

Thanks to the. Look at this. Praise this css. Progressive, definitely that's correct. And sophisticated. Not sure about that approach to supervision. Oh you know, that's the supervision, I guess, I guess you have to put a shout out so it's A pivotal step. Now that's the preliminary approval. Let's, you know, still have to get the final approval. But they have offices in the Ripley's office in London, Dublin, Luxembourg, Geneva and Reykjavik. You know they had an office in Reykjavik.

[A]

I did not know they had an office in Riker.

[B]

Very soon they'll have one in Greenland too.

[A]

Jeff, now, now it's gonna be 58.

[B]

000 people to live there.

[A]

Gonna be perfect. It's gonna be.

[B]

We might have to play that video again. It's just that good. I think we have to play it every show until we, until we take Greenland. The one with Jimmy Carr, the one where he.

[A]

What do they got? They're military. They're gonna just. They have to say bang.

[B]

I'm seeing this damn video.

[A]

I'll get into that after. What else do we have here with Garlinghouse? Something poignant, something good. Oh, look at that. Financial Sector Supervisory Commission. I feel like we're almost on point with that.

[B]

Well, surveillance sounds like the right word, quite honestly. I mean, you don't have to speak the language to understand what's between the words there.

[A]

You know, reading between the line.

[B]

So I think it's important we play this again. It's just that good.

[A]

This is a good one.

[B]

This is. I think it's.

[A]

All right, everybody tune in. There's a really important video, important message here.

[C]

Should you sell it? Well, you.

[B]

So heckler runs off. You didn't hear that. Should we sell Greenland? Obviously they're in Denmark, right? So they want to know. This is just brilliant off the cuff type of stuff here.

[C]

Should you sell it? Well, you've got, you've got. The alternative is they take it. I mean, no offense to your fine military. Okay, why don't we just have a quick game? I'm just going to ask a question. Hands up, who has a military where they can't even afford blanks? They've just got to say, bang. Yeah, it's you, isn't it? It's you.

[B]

Bang. Did you hear Trump? He's like, what are they gonna do? They've got two dog sled teams. That's their whole defense system.

[A]

They added a new dog sled team. That was how they upgraded their military.

[C]

Greenland, Scotland. Well, you sold them the American Virgin Islands, right? You sold them that.

[B]

And what did you get from that?

[C]

How much? 25 million for the British Virgin Islands.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

You know who's the negotiating team? What? We didn't put the fucking autistic boy on the case.

[B]

Did we want the autistic boy.

[C]

When was this? Was it 100 years ago? Even 25 million is you had a holiday home and you sold it.

[D]

What?

[C]

Sorry?

[A]

You used to say tactics back then. There was a trump back then.

[C]

There was a Trump back then.

[B]

What's a trump? Tactics to either sell it or they would take it.

[C]

Sell it or they would take it. Okay, sell it. Have you learned nothing? Let's militarize. Some people are anti war, but if you're anti war, you better get on board with being very pro suppression. How many people are there in Greenland?

[B]

This is 57,000.

[C]

57,000.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Give me a more accurate figure. Is your name Alexa?

[A]

You're.

[C]

You're good at this.

[B]

It just never gets old man. At least once a week until. Until it finally goes down. You know what I mean? At least when it goes down. Jim D says being naughty on British tabloid sites uploading images under photo articles showing women burning the poster of Moolah while smoking. That's the greatest thing I've ever seen by the way. Do you see that woman doing that? That's the. That's like the greatest piece of video I've ever seen. And Nolte posted on X he had the woman who was burning the photo of the mula and then lighting the cigarette off it and then some crazy hair, blue haired nut job from Minnesota and he says choose your fighter.

[A]

The other one said we'll trade. We'll trade our women in Minnesota for your women.

[B]

Please. Please. I don't know how these women got so daffy and we weird. I just. I really don't.

[A]

No. Oregon but all the. All the men, they're also pretty soy boyish.

[B]

Well that's why if we're. If we ever have a civil war, nobody's concerned. Right? There's zero concerns. I mean a we know who has the guns. B we know who's how to use them and see what are they gonna do? Pull out some soybeans. Oh, are they gonna do. Pull out some pronouns and fight us to the death? I mean really Weight Watcher rejects. Ah, that could be too. I always noticed there's a. There seems to be a thread. Yeah, there really does seem to be a. Some kind of deficiency going on. I don't know what it is. Maybe it's nutrition. It could be that the brain starts rotting, you know. So Monica Long commented on this and she said the licensing wins continue. Look at that. Rubbing it in everyone's faces. Monica. Over the past year Ripple has secured a new license across major financial hubs. So check it out. Singapore, Dubai, the EU and now the uk. Plus spending US occ banking charter man racking up the wings. Why does it matter? Because we're Ripple. That's why it matters. Because our licensing portfolio of 75 + enables us to serve more customers better. They on board with us and we take care of the rest. Plus now they've got four acquisitions. They're just in a way different scenario than they were like two, three years ago. Here's Stu Aldarati, who says we're on a roll with the licensing momentum. Ripple secured the preliminary approval. He goes on to say that this will scale Ripple payments across all 27 EU and EEA members states, which is huge. Congrats to the team for lots of hard work. That's pretty big. 27 in one shot. That's the benefit of having the EU. Garlinghouse had this to say. While long overdue, this move by. Well, he was talking about these. That we're going to pivot over to the. To the Clarity Act. He said, while overdue, this move by Senator Tim Scott and banking GOP on market structure is a massive step forward in providing workable frameworks for crypto while continuing to protect consumers Ripple. And I know firsthand that how clarity beats chaos and this builds success is crypto success. We're at the table. We'll continue to move forward with a fair debate. I remain optimistic that issues can be resolved through the market process. Well, good for him because I don't. I don't. I'm not optimistic at all because pocahontas put like 10 things in that bill that are just stupid. It's just like.

[A]

Yeah, on the other side, they just don't make sense.

[B]

It's all the banking cartel, Jeff. She's like all in on the whole banking cartel. So I don't know. But, you know, darling House did have put a video out basically about, you know, the whole idea of this moving money all over the place. But he put this one out. Check this out.

[A]

Show me the money.

[E]

Show me the money.

[B]

You my. Damn, Man. It's fantastic.

[A]

Wasn't it again, awesome?

[B]

See, look at. There's the. There's the. The banking cartel. Ecb, Banking cartel. There. David Schwartz is like. He's still at Rebel. Who knew you got. Who else did I say? I think that. Look at that Chris Larson peering out the side there. That's just fantastic. Ursula, There she is. Then we've got. Who else is in here? Monica's like. She stands up, she's like, what is going on now? What's great is if you look in the background, it's got the other ones. The Grand Theft Swifto. It's. It's got these in the background. The best man.

[A]

Brilliant.

[B]

Oh, that looks like fam. Is that famous? It looks like fam. She's now over. She left the cftc. Show me the money. There they are. Europeans. Oh, they look at each other. Yeah, the Europeans. Show me the money. Show me the money. We want to see the money. The money. Show me. Look at the money.

[A]

Look at their office compared to the ripple office.

[B]

Yeah, it's an old rotary dial phone. That's what they should have put in there. Look at the filing cabinets. Those are like from the 1940s.

[F]

Jeff.

[B]

Look at those wallpaper. God almighty. Looks like Europe to me.

[A]

And then.

[B]

They look worried, Jeff.

[A]

They do look worried. They should be worried.

[B]

That is fantastic. Isn't it fantastic? God, I love that.

[A]

Kelly was saying regarding these wacky lefty loons. It's all the. They spray in the air, making people crazy. You know, I think it's all the they. Yeah, they're just crazy.

[B]

Well, on top of them being left loon jobs, I mean, that's the other thing we have to talk about.

[A]

That's right.

[B]

But you look at him.

[A]

I also have five and a quarter inch.

[B]

Well, good. Smithson Smith never fails. He never fails. Five and a half. The big ones. He doesn't even have the little ones. He's got the big five. The flat ones look like a paper. Oh yeah, Remember those? Then there's the ones in little plastic. There's a tiny one inside there. No plastic. They put more in there. God, Jeff, how old are we? We know that that's sad, but now.

[A]

But now it's the saving icon on most programs.

[B]

That is the weird thing. It's like there's still the legacy thing. People are like, what. What is that icon for? Well, it used to be a floppy disk. Floppy. And the thing was they called it a floppy disk because it flopped. And then once they went to the other ones, they did flop. Then you had them removable hard drives. Then you had zip drives. Remember all that?

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

God damn, Jeff, we're old.

[A]

I was so excited when I got my first zip drive. It was so exciting.

[B]

It was 45. It was 45 megabytes. Was it? Or something weird.

[A]

I remember. I remember with my first laptop, I was so excited. It was hundreds of dollars to get it. But my wife had got me as a gift, got me memory upgrade. It was like four megs or like Eight.

[B]

So excited you're about to lose control and you think you liked it. I'm so excited. I always hear song lyrics. It's a really horrible thing. Especially during sales calls. I'll wanna. Don't say it. And it'll be like the song will be playing in my head because someone triggers it. It's really a horrible thing. I want to.

[A]

That's right. Jazz drives to jazz.

[B]

I forgot about the jazz guy. We are all old people here. Geez. What's going on? Geriatric ward over here. Holy cow. Stu says clear guardrails and market integrity equals stronger financial system. What's funny is that I think they're trying to play pro here. They don't want to be like the evil people criticizing this bill. There's so much garbage in this thing. It's a bad. It's bad. We'll get. We'll get to some of that. But they're being like, yeah, I'm optimistic and I'm happy and I'm hopeful. Well, good luck, because you should be calling out the. In this bill.

[A]

Call it the senators, you know, now. Oh, yeah.

[B]

If you want to call it out. Coinbase. Did Ellie Terror put this out? Well, Brian Armstrong. Brian Armstrong said this. Let's go to. Let's go to his statement.

[A]

First statement.

[B]

He said, after reviewing the state the banking draft over the last 48 hours, Coinbase unfortunately cannot support the bill as written. Too many issues. Jeff, handle the issues here. Talk through these issues.

[A]

All right, before I get to issues. Visual vendetta said floppy drives. How old are you guys on this show? Anyone in here know Adam and Eve personally?

[B]

Dude, really old. Dude, really old floppy drives. Jesus.

[A]

Like, my Commodore 64 when I first got it, didn't even have like. Didn't have the floppy drive. It was on back order. So I got a cassette drive and I had all the programs on a cassette and I had to record the time sequence to know where each program started. Ah, Jeff, I remember back then.

[B]

You're definitely older than me, Jeff.

[A]

I had a hacking program. I don't even remember the different video games and change them and stuff.

[B]

Hey, who knew this? Did you know this? Turns out that Mark Smithson was good friends with Adam. They played high school basketball together. It's fantastic. How old are you guys?

[A]

Old.

[B]

Older than dirt. I'm not older than dirt, but I invented mud. Well, Jeff's apparently older than me. Jeff, did you ever have eight track tapes? You remember that? You remember that far back?

[A]

I actually do. I never.

[B]

Oh, my God, you are Jesus.

[A]

Play my father's car.

[B]

Did you have lps? Did you play those big discs?

[A]

Volkswagen Bug and an eight track player.

[B]

Did you play vinyl? Did you have a vinyl player in your. In your Bug? It was a big record player as a.

[A]

It was a turntable that's in the Bug.

[B]

I'm two and turntables on a microphone. Where you at?

[A]

I used to ride in the back of the Bug. It was open behind the back seat. There were no seat belts so I'd.

[B]

Sit in the back a great time. 70s no seat belts. There's guardrails. Everything was just like whatever, dude. Everybody was happy. Talk through some of these issues that Brian Armstrong has about this.

[A]

Just too many issues. Too many issues. Including a de facto ban on tokenized equities. That alone kills it all. D5 prohibitions. That kills it all. Giving the government unlimited access to your financial records and removing your right to privacy. Deal killer. Erosion of the CFTC's authority. Stifling innovation and making it subservient to Gary G. I mean the SEC draft amendments that would kill rewards and stable unstable coins allowing banks to ban their competition. All of it. We appreciate all the hard work by members of the Senate to reach a bipartisan outcome. They should change that whole thing. Bipartisan. This version would be materially worse than the current status quo. Agreed. We'd rather have no bill than a bad bill. Hopefully we can all get a better draft. We'll keep fighting for all Americans and for economic freedom. Crypto needs to be traded, treated on a level playing field with the rest of financial services so we can build this industry in a safe and a trusted way in America.

[B]

Right. Most of the that was entered were all Democrats there that they. Would you ever vote for one of these? My God, they try to kill crypto and I'm like, I don't know, maybe I'll vote for Kamala Ding Dong. I mean do you people listen yourselves? Kamala Walla Ding Dong. I mean really. What's up with that player in his.

[A]

It's insane in his camper. By the way.

[B]

Jeff, you wanna this. I could be wrong, but this might be. This might be the first Brad Garlinghouse pro Trump administration. Totally Trump pro. Listen to this. He said he was commenting on the Wall Street Journal. An early look at the front page of today's Wall Street Journal talking about, you know, White Houses move all this stuff. And he said while a little buried in the Wall Street Journal print edition, the latest CPI Data shows a 3 1/2% reduction in financial services. Cost to consumers. Dare I say this could be in part because of the administration's pro crypto policies. How about that, Jeff? Dare he say? And he has to say, dare I say? Because he works for the most, one of the most. Well, you know, very woke company, you know, San Francisco and all that. So he's like, dare I say hell. You just said it. You just said it. I congratulate you, my man. And I also congratulate Ripple because we're not seeing all that weird stuff they were always going on about.

[A]

That's right. Thank God. I congratulate Jim. He used to use portrait on the IP on the IBM. What is that? Hollerith field cards and use tape.

[B]

Jesus, how old are you, dude? Punch cards. Crap, man.

[A]

That's insane. I know.

[B]

Michael's punch cards.

[A]

Only punch cards I had. You remember those Fisher Price record players and he had the, the disc and had like the little grooves in it.

[B]

No, I don't remember any of that, Jeff, but I guarantee, I know I'm gonna say this next thing. If you had this because everybody had one of these. You had a light bright, didn't you?

[A]

I had a light bright.

[B]

I knew it. Light bright. Making things. With light bright making things. It's so sad. It's incredible. I don't have room for important stuff because I have all this weird.

[A]

Remember Simon?

[B]

Simon. Yeah, it was that. But you had like recreate it. You had to remember it.

[A]

Aaron always had one too.

[B]

All sorts of the Coleco football I had.

[A]

I had football too. I didn't have the white one, I had the green one.

[B]

Oh, gotcha. Okay, that's all right.

[A]

I'll give you had a little blip, a little red blip that you.

[B]

It was just, it was a blip that went up to or went down to.

[A]

And then you could pass.

[B]

And I, I honestly imagined that I was playing real football, Jeff.

[A]

So amazing.

[B]

The pass was the best.

[A]

Oh, amazing.

[B]

Caught it. Run for a touchdown. I would beat anybody.

[A]

Battleship, that's another one. That's freaking amazing.

[B]

Oh yeah, Battleship risk. Like about 10 years ago, my brother bought like this, he bought me a really cool Risk game, like a high end risk game. We played for like three and a half hours. I don't know how much alcohol we drank, but I finally kicked his ass.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And I told him I'd defeat him like I did when he was younger. He's almost three years younger than me. I said, I will defeat you. I am the Risk. And I was like. We had to read the instructions. We forgot how to play. Been like too many years. Like we were little kids. We played it before, you know, Chris.

[A]

Was great because you would eliminate people and then you could capture the armies.

[B]

Yeah, it was awesome.

[A]

And that. And then you'd get so big you had to use other colors on the board because you know, if you're.

[B]

Yeah, you grew too big. It was amazing. It really was fantastic.

[A]

So amazing. Speak and spell. Oh my God.

[B]

I don't remember that. That's weird.

[A]

It was like. Looked like a little briefcase almost in the middle.

[B]

You know, Jeff, somebody posted this online and I. I honestly think that it might be one of the most spot on things I've ever heard. You ever try to explain crypto to a friend? They go, you're into bitcoin. I mean, you know, it's the brand name. Yeah, okay. Yeah, I'm into bitcoin. You're into that crypto thing, right? And from their perspective, this is what it sounds like when we start to explain crypto to them. It sounds like this guy.

[F]

The original machine had a base plate of pre famulated amulite surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing in such a way that the two spurving bearings were in a direct line with a panametric fan. The lineup consisted simply of six hydrocoptic marzal veins, so fitted to the ambifacian lunar wainshaft that side fumbling was effectively prevented. The main winding was of the normal lotus O deltoid type placed in panendermic semi boloid slots of the state.

[B]

That's what they hear, Jeff.

[F]

Every seventh conductor being connected by a non reversible tremie pipe to the differential girdle spring on the up end of the gram meters.

[B]

Who knew? Welcome to. They're like, so what do I do? That's always the next question. You tell them a bunch of stuff and they go like, what do I do? I'm like, dude, I. I can't help you anymore. I'm sorry.

[A]

We don't know anymore. Pong. Pong.

[F]

The original machine had a base plate of pre famulated amulite surmounted.

[B]

How does this guy even remember this? Jesus.

[A]

Amulite, Jeff.

[B]

You want to see? This is a completely random thing, but every once in a while I come across things that have nothing to do with anything. This is a real beer commercial and it's one of the coolest beer commercials I've ever seen because it features a guy riding around in a jeep with a grizzly bear. Like, you know, there must have been Some good drugs in the 60s and 70s. Like, you know, it's a good idea. Let's see. We're tossing out ideas. It'll be good for. Why don't we get this dude? Yeah. He drives it around in a jeep. An open top. Yeah. And then what happens? Well, he's riding around with a grizzly bear and they're like buddies. I'm like, okay, sounds like an episode of Grizzly Adams. That was completely funny. But this is a supposed to be real. Well, listen. Look at this thing. There he is running around, the grizzly bear in a jeep. Yeah. Definitely make it better. Look at him, he's like, look at his hand. They're having a great time right around the jeep. Looked at his face. Beer that's born wet and clear. Now if you're looking for a beer that's born wet and clear, that's. I mean, Jeff, we've. You've never produced any. We've never produced any cool songs like that.

[A]

No.

[B]

You're looking for a beer that's war. What is a cool wet and beer?

[F]

I don't even know.

[E]

That's born wet and clear.

[B]

Born wet and clear. Who wants to drink clear beer, by the way? For a hand. Reach for a hand. Freaking grizzly bears.

[A]

Look at his face. Look at that. Remember those? Go back. Look at him opening the beer.

[B]

Oh, yeah. The pull off tabs you throw on the ground. Every once in a while you step on barefoot, cut your foot open, break.

[A]

Off the thing from the. The tongue and you can flick it and you can.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

The little ring.

[B]

You can.

[A]

You know, you would. Shoot.

[B]

They did away with that, Jeff. Yeah, I want to get rid of that.

[A]

People would put them inside the can.

[B]

See why she throws it? Then the bear eats it and cuts his mouth. Look at that. Look at that. A grizzly bear and a dude just hanging out drinking ham's beer. This is the greatest thing ever. The dumbest commercial I've ever seen. If you're looking for a beer that's born wet and clear, I like my beer wet. I don't like it clear.

[A]

That's freaking awesome.

[B]

It's funny, I said that to my neighbor. I was like, hey, this I reminded. Somehow this reminded me of you. He goes, he texted me back, I don't like it. He said he didn't like it.

[A]

Didn't like it.

[B]

I was like, I didn't like that. That's a great beer.

[A]

The beer might have really sucked, but.

[B]

That'S a great beer. How'd you not like that?

[A]

Chip We've got a. We've got a song and a giveaway for tonight. We don't have a video but we've got a song. Put this on here.

[B]

I have to hear it. Yeah, I have to run for one second. But I.

[A]

All right, but this is the guy. This is the kick ass guy right here. This is badass yeti number 453. This is Jarn. Jarn Veer. So this is from the blue tribe. Badass Yeti. Blue tribe. I'm gonna play this song type in yeti. We're giving this guy away in a little bit. You guys look, he's drunk.

[B]

Look, Jim D. Says alcohol blows out animal livers. Not for grizzly bears, dude. They go. They get. They get off on that right there. No doubt.

[A]

So here we go. Let me find this song. All right, here we go. You guys ready? You ready for this? All right, here we go.

[E]

Boom, boom, boom. Cold on the moon say his name Born in nights zero fear Spirit walker, you feel him near blue trap steps crack the floor smile like yeah, we've been here before Hear that wind that's not weather that's your luck leaving forever Step too close, that's a mistake. Spirit walker the cold handshake John Winnard jumping all day John, we are bad as yet his blue tribe. Spirit walker still alive. Who walks between spirit who owns the core Yeti? Who runs this red?

[B]

Blue.

[E]

Try say it again.

[A]

Run.

[E]

Run. Terminal. No chains, no leash, no crown. Just power.

[A]

There you go. There you have it. That's badass yeti number 453. Jarnavir. That guy's kick ass. That guy is kick ass. He's a Greenlander. That's right. So he is one of those. Badass Yeti is definitely pretty kick ass. Good song too. So all right, Chip is back. Hopefully he didn't shut everything down and lose the tabs and all that. This is the guy right there.

[B]

Greenland.

[A]

Yeah, it's a Greenlander. One of the Greenlanders. There you go. Jim D. Called it. Type in your Yeti. Don't have any.

[B]

Nice.

[A]

We don't have any green yetis. There's none in no green Yeti tribes. There's the white badass yeti, white tribe. There's the blue tribe. We have. And a black tribe. And then we have the badass chips that are going to roll out in the near future. Never came up with any green drives. We couldn't get the color schematics to work.

[B]

I'm still waiting on my wife to complete her zombie download.

[A]

Oh man, come on.

[B]

That's something. What is going on there?

[A]

We have this really kick ass video with Trump that we're gonna. There is no Rainbow Tribe.

[B]

Not in the yeti tribe.

[A]

Dude, how many yetis? I feel like we. It's not very few yetis. Yeti.

[B]

That up there. Let me know when you're ready. So this video here, put it up.

[A]

And I'll start the song.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

I'll take a minute, but don't, don't play it yet.

[B]

There we go.

[A]

There you go.

[E]

Check the pockets.

[B]

Check the pockets. Gives zero fucks. Zero fucks. None to spare. Look around.

[E]

Not one there. Yo, Loose. Yo. Teleprompter Twitter fingers.

[B]

Nah.

[E]

Sledgehammer Media crying. This is insane.

[B]

He shrugs once, does it again.

[E]

How many left?

[B]

Zero.

[E]

Check the couch.

[D]

Zero.

[E]

Trump gives zero.

[B]

No, that was great, Jeff. We couldn't play the song as was copyrighted, so Jeff made that song for this. So it fits really nicely. Trump gives a little. That's the whole point. It was a lot. That was great. It's a little much. I love the. Jeff. I thought it was great we put that in. Well, we had. There was some dance track on there that's like copyrighted. We'll just get another. We'll just get, you know, for that, right? Yeah. You see Trump in the Ford plant where he was telling. Told the guy to go off. That guy got suspended, by the way.

[A]

Did he really? Oh, there you go.

[B]

So CBS News now this is. You heard that CBS News was making a change for the better. They're not accountable to the. To their. To their end, you know, the watchers. So they put this out. Breaking the ice. Agent who fatally shot Renee Good on January 7th in Minneapolis, Jonathan Ross suffered internal bleeding to the torso following the incident, according to two officials briefed on his medical condition. Well, Jeff, we were told nothing happened. The car didn't hit him. How did. How do you have internal bleeding if you never got hit?

[A]

Exactly.

[B]

I mean, you know, this is.

[A]

This is love how they covered all that up when it was happening.

[B]

Yeah, and Elon Musk even tried it. He said she almost killed him.

[A]

That's right. Internal bleeding.

[B]

Internal bleeding.

[A]

So what happens when you get hit by a 2,000 pound car?

[B]

Oh, I forgot. Did I forget this video? I think so. Let me see. See if I. Hang on a second, people. I wanted to show this video. Did I forget to download this video? I think I did. Huh.

[A]

Mark Smithson said he was suspended, but there's two GoFundMe accounts were set up for the ass wipe and 800000 plus have been donated so far.

[B]

Gotta be kidding me, Jeff. These people are retards.

[A]

How dumb people are stupid.

[B]

Really? That's messed up. That's really not good, Jeff.

[A]

Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb.

[B]

Here is a. I'm show this video. Here's a video of another one where a guy's trying to like, you know, get out, get away from the ICE agents. But he basically about it tries to kill people. This is horrible. This happens all the time. It just happened. What it's really weird is a guy with a professional camera shooting and he's like shooting it because you know he's gonna like put out some propaganda with it. But here, right, that's not it. Okay, that's what happened. You click on the wrong file. This is it right here. There we go. So try to arrest the guys. Illegal. My. Get out of the car. See the guy filming jo y. Watch out behind you. Watch out. Holy dam. Watch out in front of you. Watch out in front.

[A]

Holy. Where's it going to go?

[B]

The car. Come out now, now, now, now, now. That could have turned bad real quick. All right, here with reaction ICE director Todd L. Todd. I mean if that doesn't educate the public about these ramming incidents, I don't know what else will. On top of. Doesn't matter, dude. They're going to see something wrong with it. I love how people are going to like, they're going to make ISO agents. Like, we live in a country, we have laws and every other country doesn't allow. If you get caught illegal, you're like in jail, you're in prison, you're it set, you know, you're kicked out of the country immediately. Oh no. I mean, this is horrible. They believe this propaganda so much that their. Their brains can't even rationalize anymore. They have zero logic or reason left.

[A]

No, that's crazy.

[B]

It's just peaceful protest. Yeah, that's all it is. It's just people just protesting just for fun. It's not a big deal, Jeff. It's not a big deal at all. Really. No, it's just. It's just really a normal thing, right?

[A]

People are out of control.

[B]

No, out of. Now name a Democrat, Jeff. If you had to, that would come out in defense of ice.

[A]

In defense of ice?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Who.

[B]

Who would it be? If you had to guess, one Democrat that would come out like in defense, like would totally go against his whole entire party and say is a good idea.

[A]

I would say it would be who's our. Our buddy There in New York, but at Fetterman, not New York. Where's Fetterman?

[B]

Fetterman's in Pennsylvania.

[A]

Pennsylvania, that's right. Mpa.

[B]

So here's Fetterman talking about it. He always got that hoodie on with the shorts. The greatest thing ever. I mean, he shows up in Congress. No one's ever showed up in Congress with a hoodie and shorts.

[D]

And it was sky skyrocketing, you know, and it's like that's unsustainable. When you reach almost 300, 000 people, that's unsustainable. And we need to, you know, as a democracy, Democrat, it shouldn't be unreasonable to want to secure our border and do it in that way. And now let's also, let's also talk about ICE now. Absolutely. Again, what happened in Minneapolis was absolutely tragic. And then now, if you think. Now this is from the Washington Post. You know, this is the latest statistics. These are people that ICE now are, though. It's like no. 67% have criminal charges, pending ones or that, that. So that's more than two thirds, you know, the people now. Now there are some people that aren't involved in any kinds of illegal things. Yeah, no, but so me, I think two things can be true. You know, round up all the criminals, deport them. They shouldn't have ever been here and they definitely have to go. And now, I don't know, want to see more and more things happen. Happening in Minneapolis now too. So two things must be true. And I strongly reject the extreme on either side. You know about this now. So we must be true. And you know, I watched your earlier in your show.

[B]

Do I know it's true? Jeff, if you come in the country illegally, you get deported. That's true.

[A]

That's definitely true. And you don't belong here. That's also true.

[B]

It sounds like he didn't want that to be true. Sound like he was talking about other truths. Because he says throughout the league, throughout the criminals who are illegal. But you know, I don't know if we should have everybody out.

[A]

That's true.

[B]

That's true. There are two things are true. They're all true. They're all true. They likely follow the laws. They like. They don't like the law. You don't follow it. And so that seems to be an issue.

[A]

Dover's waiting for someone to recruit Fauci, develop mandatory TDS vaccines for Democrats direct.

[B]

Oh, yeah, yeah. That might be the wrong.

[A]

It might resurrect a lot of dead people.

[B]

Well, that might Be the wrong guy to put in charge. Quite honestly, I don't know if that's the guy you want, you know.

[A]

Best stroke recovery ever. That's right.

[B]

Yeah. He's got a little bit better. He still goes in circles too. True. And. And 63. He was all over the board on that thing. He was having a little bit of a trouble, which I understand. But at least he's. I don't know if he's sensing that he has to move to the right because he gets a lot of flack for, you know. So Nick Shirley, the guy who famously exposed over the 110 million in fraud with Tim Waltz and he says it resulted in him dropping out for re election. And multiple federal investigations were launched to stop fraud. And this 51 minute video, David and I expose another 16 million in fraud as Minnesota welfare programs continue to operate fraudulently and steal from law abiding taxpayers. Like it and share it around. This is another one, another banger. Where this guy is.

[A]

It's amazing. Turn up the volume, Turn up the volume.

[B]

They're checking out addresses. They're like one of them is like in like a convenience store or something because where is this? Nobody seemed to know where it was. And you know the sad thing about this, like, I know, I know Minneapolis is getting a lot of stuff, but this is even bigger problem in California. It's huge in Ohio. So it's. I don't think this story is going away anytime soon, Jeff.

[A]

We've uncovered their other Ponzi scheme.

[B]

Right. So there's. But I feel like there's layers. I feel like there's a. Like this is just a tip. I think there's other things like this. It's just because, you know, they're just sending the money to NGOs, NGOS are funneling it back. They have all these people, like all this fraud. Like they. How did they uncover all this fraud? And look at all the people that wanted to vote against Doge. Because that's the money. They want that money in their pockets, Jeff.

[A]

They need the money. They don't just want it, they need it.

[B]

All right? They have to have it. Put this on True Social. House Whip says evidence of whistleblowers could lead to Walt's indictment. And there's Amaranth there should be in cuffs. Housewives, whistleblowers can lead to his statement. He should be in cuffs. And I love the. Tom Iimer is getting to finally have the final say on this. Exactly, exactly. They're. They're using the Somalis. They're Using them. They're, see the Somalis, like, that's little fish, right? You're like, oh, listen, if someone's gonna. You come into the country and they set you up with something, you're like, hey, this is cool. Put your name here, do this, what happens? Well, you get two and a half million dollars a year. Really, you know, okay, sounds good. The people who set it up, because you know, they set up them, they, oh, they'll fall and they'll get rid of it. It's all right. They, you can deport them, you can put them in jail. But those aren't the guys that started the scam. You know, Waltz's office knew about it.

[A]

Definitely knew about it, knew about it.

[B]

Keith Ellison knew about it.

[A]

The corruption is just so, so extreme. Yesterday in our meeting, we had someone give a presentation, played a video from the 2020 debacle and put up a video of the supervisor of election in Colorado. How she ended up. She's now in jail as a state crime. They gave her nine years in, in prison. And she had, she had copied the vote results and so she had a copy of the vote results, called them out. It was her job to protect the vote count. So she had a backup copy. They had Dominion involved Colorado after six weeks, they're supposed to own them for six months. Deleted all of their vote history after six months or six weeks because she was saying there was irregularities where she already saw 29, 000 irregularities within her.

[B]

Is that it?

[A]

Only 29 judge, 29,000. And there were many, many more. And so, and you look at they, they won by like 11,000 or whatever the margin was. So the corruption, the judge, well, like he, the judge was a total activist. The things that he said to her were so beyond the pale. We have all these activist judges around the country and people are trying to figure out why aren't we, you know, seeing some of these corrupt individuals brought to justice. It's because once you get to the judicial system, you have judges that are activists that are supporting the Democrat cause hook, line and sinker. And they're the ones that are, that had been imprisoning people. And they're across the board. There's, there's control across the board. And so when you have those types of judges, they have to go after all the money. You take away the money. You can't get your people elected because all these people are going to go through an election cycle, zero money. So if they had, don't take the slush fund, the Somalis. So they're attacking. They're cutting the snakes resources. So it's not just the head of the snake. They gotta dry up the well. So these guys have nowhere to turn. They took away ftx, they're taking away the ngos. Now they're going after all the sources of financial gain for the Democrats. And they, and it's a ma. It's a matter of who they're seating, how they're seating them, where they come up with the money. Just right here in Cooper City, one of the candidates running, it was a vacancy. No one ran against the candidate previously. I know the guy running now for the seat. They, the Democrats are running someone against him. Even though it's nonpartisan, Democrats are running someone against them. The guy comes in with $35,000. Now it could very well be his own money. Not saying it isn't. You know, we had Michael Carbonara on here. That guy put probably a million dollars of his own resource in to his campaign. So people have that kind of money. But it's just a little odd that there's certain races and you'll see the Democrats rise up and all of a sudden they come in with a pile of money just like Kamala Harris came in with a pile of money all corruptly ill gotten, you know, through Joe Biden. And just across the board we see it. And so the fact that they're revealing the stuff in Minnesota and if we can go back to 2020 and see where the money was moved and all the payoffs and all the payouts and all this stuff, we got to cut them at the kneecap, kneecap, all of them. And now they're going to bleed and they're going to bleed dry. And this is their money trail. Once you get rid of the money, the judges come down, everybody, the whole system crashes. And so they've got to go after them. You got to also think about, you know, who's in charge of all this. State government employees. They're all Democrats. The school boards, all Democrats. So when you look around the country and all the school boards can control a huge amount of resource also. And you think about the miseducation of the kids, but all the corruption that goes along within the school system, why do they need that many people and resource in the schools? They don't need them. The public school systems are failing across the board. They have so much administration to what to educate these kids. You know, you need zero administration. You need one CEO, president of a, of a school. That would be the principal. Balance your damn budget. You don't need an administrative building someplace off site with all the corrupted teachers that can't teach, and they put them into administrative roles so they can keep them on some endless payroll. No, you get to fire a teacher just like you fire anybody else. The whole thing is so backwards. Make the teachers get advanced degrees. Make them be the best. We don't want blue hair, red hair, pink hair. We don't want people, you know, not to say, you know, people loaded up with tattoos and earrings, but come on, you know, you're coming in to teach the kids. Let's have some decorum and let's figure out how we're going to educate the level and that. That's a starting point, too. But the Democrats control all of these resources, and so that's all changing, too.

[B]

But I also feel like there's a lot of voter fraud, lots of voter fraud. Look at this here. Smith says Trump won 10 electoral votes of Minnesota, both 2024. If you extract the Somali voter fraud. No, the three biggest counties in Minnesota in 2020 had 110, 115% participation. You're lucky if 60% of a county shows up. Sometimes it's 40%. I mean, all possible voters, 40% show up, sometimes 60. It rarely ever goes back. Even national level doesn't go higher than 70%. It's right around 50 to 60% somewhere in there. You guys can look it up, but it's really low. But apparently in these three counties in Wisconsin, or. Sorry, it was not. Was not. It was not in Minnesota. It was in Wisconsin. Minnesota had its own fraud going on in a couple, two or two of the counties. Wisconsin had the participation. It was in three counties. They lost Wisconsin, they lost Minnesota. And you saw what happened up in Georgia. They had finally admitted that over 300,000 of the votes were. Shouldn't have been counted, were fraudulent. And Biden won by 11,000. It also cost two senator seats. So you're talking about two center seats and the presidency. I mean, the good news is that Biden won and everybody woke up thinking, this guy is horrific. You know, we don't have to deal with this guy. But that's pretty much how it was. I wanted to put this up here. 2020. Art says it isn't over. Well, I've got a story here. Let me pull it up here.

[A]

While you're doing that, chip, the good news. There's good news that's come out. So this past month, in January. We're in January. An international research team led by the University of Bern just published the definitive evidence that Mars once had an ocean.

[B]

I don't care, Jeff.

[A]

Three billion, three billion years ago.

[B]

I don't believe it. I don't care.

[A]

That's breaking news, by the way. They had an ocean 3 billion years.

[B]

Oh my God. Do I care? I don't. And who's going to say they're wrong? But this was a monumental. Check this out. This is a good one. All right, check this one out. The Gateway pundit put this out. A huge win for election integrity. The Supreme Court greenlights lawsuits against late mail in ballots opens the door to nationwide challenges to Democrat schemes. And the reason that's so important is look, we have here. So the so in Illinois allows late mail and battles to be counted late after election day for up to two weeks. The Supreme Court held up, upheld Rep. Bose, who's a Republican standing to challenge this law in favor of a single election day. Awesome. These laws must be overturned. We have an election day. It's all fraud. I don't think Democrats win much of anything, to be honest.

[A]

And this is where parts of the GOP are stupid as f because they're embracing them. And I get it. I understand why you got to embrace, you know, certain things. If the Democrats are hooked, you know, into the mail and ballot, they're saying, well, we got to beat them at their own game. No, you got to come out strong and passionate and mail in ballots, mail in ballots don't need to be in this system. Not the way there's a difference, clear distinction between the fraud of the mail in ballot and the absentee ballot. The absentee ballot, right, was for people that travel a lot, are going to be out of town and you would have to go to the courthouse, prove that you're bring your id, bring proof of residence yet prove that you live in that address. And then you'd have to renew. But you had. That's the only way you could get an absentee ballot. The Democrat fraud system made it so that they would mail a ballot to anybody. It was open. That's how California's outcome was all fraud because they just mailed ballots to anybody. It didn't matter. In Florida, every year they make people re up on their mail and ballot, but it still can be fraudulent because again, you don't have to prove that you're a resident of that address. But you know, so they're, you're just re upping, just filling something out, sending it. So no matter how you look at it. And the mail in ballot one and all the early voting. So the Democrats corrupted the system with early voting, it was like a week before. Now it's a month before. So you get a month of voting. It's so corrupted. So ass backwards. One day, if you want to give everyone the day off, make it a federal holiday to go out and vote one day. That's it. And that's it, end it. You know, absentee ballots. Otherwise the whole thing is, is because the Democrats want to commit fraud and that's it. There's no other way to count it.

[B]

Smithson's right. Democrat response to voter fraud protection is every vote counts. No, they don't.

[A]

And this is another big one.

[B]

The.

[A]

The usps. Think about how the USPS is also controlled by Democrats in a ditch. That's what was happening, right? We saw a lot of that.

[B]

Well, how about the one from New Jersey that drove down to Pennsylvania loaded with ballots, right?

[A]

I mean, Michigan, Michigan. They pulled up to the back door, then they put pizza boxes. My buddy went down there because they were supposed to go and count at anywhere near.

[B]

Even if you were a volunteer, you can get anywhere near where they were looking at it. It was so much fraud. They got the evidence. It was also manipulation and involvement from the. A lot of other countries.

[A]

Liberal carrots.

[B]

Indeed they are. Indeed they are indeed.

[A]

Now it's Amazon. Let Amazon take care of it.

[B]

Yeah. So this woman here, this is Rep. J. Paul. She a Democrat.

[A]

Mark. Mark. I paid three cartons of cigarettes to stop.

[B]

Look at this woman right here. This is an actual congresswoman who. Rep. J. Paul. Jay Paul. She's. Listen to what she says, Jeff.

[D]

Just.

[B]

I'm gonna might play this twice so you catch this. Majority of Americans across the country, regardless.

[F]

Of political party, know that immigrants from.

[B]

All over the world, Somalia, India, wherever they're from, Latin America, America, Africa, that immigrants have built this country and make this country what it is today. No, nobody from Somalia, nobody from South America. You know who it was? It was Italians, it was Irish, it was people from Europe. Okay, so nobody built this country. This whole built this country thing, this is what happens. They don't even remember.

[A]

They changed.

[B]

It used to be called history. They changed the social studies. They don't teach history in schools anymore. Installed. They teach propaganda. So what's even. What's funny about this is Elon Musk commented on this. I don't know if you've seen this account, Jeff. It's one of the greatest accounts out there. And it's called I find Retards. Okay? So. And I do the same thing. If I find a retard, which I do pretty much all the time on X. So he's. She posted this and then he's. He tagged I find retards in there so he could say so he could do a post. So I do this all the time too. But Elon Musk, richest people in the world tag, I find retards. So the guy that runs the I find retards account, dude, I had nowhere where this guy was. He says, I still can't believe a random meaning him from the suburbs of Australia is followed by Elon is who Elon is consistently tagged. What a time to be alive.

[A]

That is awesome.

[B]

Did you guys. I know. This is the first time I heard. He's from Australia and he knows American politics probably better, but he finds retards and he goes now if you watch his account, it's the greatest thing ever. He goes, there it is. He's got 820. He came. He started in 24. He's got 823, 000 people. So there's a whole retard finder army.

[A]

My God.

[B]

He said, due to the new terror radical speech laws Australia is implementing, this account will be run by mult people. X allows me to delegate authority to post numerous friends. I have some in the usa. I urge all Australians to do something similar and make a public announcement about it. Well, a Muslim woman tells Australians not to celebrate Australia Day. Look, they're everywhere. See? Look at all those retards. Here's the vtard of the day. Because he's from he's India. Let's see what else he has there. He is. Found one. Katanji Brown. Did you hear her oral arguments the other day? I'm thinking, this woman is dumber than a box of rocks. Like, how does she ever. First of all, how did she become a judge? Yeah, but she was arguing between trans and cisgender women and making like zero point.

[A]

Yes. There is no point.

[B]

I was like, it's too much. And then I saw Oprah talking about this. You don't. You don't overeat and become obese. Obesity causes you to overeat. What? She always felt guilty for being overweight, but then she realized she had the obesity, you know, gene. And that's why I'm like, what are you talking about? When someone tells you to stop using the word retard, that's what you get. Trump flipped that dude off at the Ford plant. That was great. Rest in peace, Scott Adams. That really bummed me out a lot, man. I was so sad to see Scott Adams go made the announcement on January 1st that he was not going to make it past January. He did the show two days before his death too. That was what he was in a lot of pain. Found one nominated by Elon a more retarded fashion than this. Nope. Look at this. Breaking Ed Krassenstein seeks advice on his rare condition. Here's Tim Scott. If God made you a man, you play sports against men. Krasenstein said, what if God made you a hermaphrodite? God almighty. Look at this. He says this is how retarded things are. Following assume may be illegal under the section which criminal is disseminating ideas of superiority Australia is so much better than insert country. Aussies have the best sense of humor. Aussies are the best. I agree they do have great sense to humor. Probably better than the British when it comes down to it. Blue sky is a cesspool of morons. Kill all licenses. Every single one. This one says wish I could go back in time, experience again the joy I felt upon hearing Charlie Kirk have been shot.

[A]

Is that what an.

[B]

Yeah, yeah. Just a bunch of sugar costs but that's all this account does. City adds a new sign flipped off. Well, here you go. Here's one. Found another one. Retard founder and he says he found another. There it is.

[A]

That's all he has to post.

[B]

That's all you say. Here you go. Found two more retards of the day. Bill and Hillary. Let's see he just finds the found one.

[A]

This is so great.

[B]

Oh yeah, two retards protests and ice. I've been noticed how irrelevant they are. Mark Ruffalo someone, someone said the other day wouldn't it be cool if you were able you know how AI you can replace people in movies. Wouldn't it be cool if you could replace all the like the libtards with like people that you liked them all and then watch the movie. Great.

[A]

A lot more fun.

[B]

Look at this. Australian ambassador USA Kevin Rudd resigns months after Trump tells him I don't like you either and probably never will. Trump found one. Trump found one. The greatest thing ever. Man.

[A]

XRP Hollywood brings up a good point. Why don't we see women fighting to play men's sports but the reverse makes because they know women know that they won't compete. That's the whole point.

[B]

I'm gonna look, I'm gonna show something here. National this happened.

[A]

Let me see if I can Football. Was that a movie?

[B]

Well, the U.S. the U. S National women's team. This is it right here. Here it Is right here. They played a teenage, they played a, a high school team because they regularly, like they want a scrimmage. Okay, but this is the United States women's national women's, you know, football, soccer, if you will. Team that basically got their asses kicked by. Look at this. So here we go. Check this out. So here it is. Let me see if I can put up the sound here. Let's go redo that.

[A]

None of it has music.

[B]

Sure. I don't think it has music, but maybe it does. We'll see. Here we go.

[A]

This matchup features the US Women against Christine Lilly and Joe Lohman about formations, incentive.

[B]

It's important read from Fletcher. Such an intelligent player. It's like taking candy from babies.

[A]

And that's gonna be a stop. A nice save by Lindsay Harris. What age were these kids?

[B]

They're teenagers. It's just like, it's just like 21 kids.

[A]

And that's. Took a shot right there.

[B]

The rebound.

[A]

And there's a goal.

[B]

Look at this.

[A]

The first goal of the game. Well, maybe they're 17 years old inside and this is going to be ricocheted into the net.

[B]

Look at this movement here. You can't even cover them.

[A]

Bit lucky on the deflection.

[B]

Good interplay and interchange between inside.

[A]

First time we've seen the US Connect a couple of passes. And here comes a shot.

[B]

Broadway, 22 year old striker played the first few minutes of the game.

[A]

And this corner is going to be a header in with a third goal of the game.

[B]

There's no like the woman's gonna jump up the guy, like just. He barely even moves. Puts that in the goal.

[E]

You know what I mean?

[B]

Look at this.

[F]

Get back in that target. Look to. To keep the intensity high, get shots on target and score a goal like that.

[B]

Did you see that past, dude?

[A]

That was nice. That was a nice. So anyway, light speed, power, they can't beat it. Yeah. Aleantron. I'm not convinced. Just kidding. The U.S. women's Olympic Team was beaten by the U. S. Boys high school champions.

[B]

Yeah, that's what it was. U. S Boys. So you understand why they don't play well, you know, that's. They're not gonna, they're not gonna do very well.

[A]

I can't compete. No, it doesn't make any sense. Makes no sense. Well, Verizon was down in Plantation.

[B]

It was also down in Iran.

[A]

Verizon?

[B]

Yeah, Verizon and AT&T were done.

[A]

They got Starlink.

[B]

They said it was some kind of a glitch. I don't know if it was real or not, but.

[A]

No deity. Who's Josh Hawley? What has he got Then we got the whole Greenland thing.

[B]

Josh always is a senator.

[A]

Yeah, no, I know that. But the. The. The amount of money that was offered for Greenland more than what their. The Denmark GDP was. That's impressive.

[B]

What's the GD? What's. What is it? $3 million. Let me see.

[A]

What. Let's see. It can't be that much.

[B]

How much was it?

[A]

The Denmark GDP is 450 billion.

[B]

Wow.

[A]

You know who could. You know who could buy Greenland? Elon Musk.

[B]

Just buy a country the hell. Set up. Set up with some data centers there.

[A]

That's it. You know, it'd be amazing. It'd be great.

[B]

That's all it is.

[A]

Israel's charging the phones in Iran.

[B]

Oh, do you remember that? That was a great. Remember that? There was a pagers. They had her phones that exploded.

[A]

It's the greatest thing they worked on.

[B]

Believe that that worked.

[A]

It was crazy. They infiltrated and moved them over to. That was. That was one of the best operations of all time. Of all time. I don't think there's anything that beats that operation.

[B]

No. I think this is one of the.

[A]

Greatest things ever in history. Globally. I mean of any. Any operation ever to infiltrate like that.

[B]

Do you Remember? So in 2014 at the World cup, you remember, it was in Brazil. And dude, you know the Brazilians. There's a lot of Brazilians in South Florida. They're always telling you like there's no better soccer place. They're the best in the world. And Germany humiliated them 7 to 0. 7 to 1.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

So somebody cleverly. Somebody cleverly took out the Brazilian team. So just look like the Germans are running around kicking goals. I can't find it. It's been scrubbed from the Internet.

[A]

Oh, that's so great. You gotta love it.

[B]

It's not on here because the ones that I saw it's not even showing up. But they removed the German team from the video. And it's so funny to watch but because it just looks like exactly what happened. But they got destroyed. People are crying people commit suicide. I don't know.

[A]

See, I realized I'm not as good as they thought.

[B]

I thought they were the best. They're the best in the world. They told us many times. They told us how good they were.

[A]

Jungle said the Zaldao should be competitive in for Greenland. That's right. They should put a competitive bid in.

[B]

I think. I think that could happen. We just Got to get the membership.

[A]

Billion.

[B]

If we get up to a thousand first we can definitely do that.

[A]

You know how great that would be? That means that everybody in the Zaldo you could pass an amendment and then every person invested through Zaldao could own a piece of Greenland. How cool would that be, I think.

[B]

Look, this is the Denmark, the foreign official here. But listen to this. Listen how Denmark's already changed their tune a little bit and we therefore still have a fundamental disagreement. But we also agree to disagree and therefore we will however continue to talk. We have decided to form a high level working group to explore if we can find find a common way forward. Yeah. How much money in our view should focus on how to address the American security concerns while at the same time respecting the red lines of the Kingdom of Denmark. We expect that such a group will meet for a first time within. I think we have to send him that video we played here. I think he has to understand are we taking.

[A]

He said kingdom.

[B]

There's a kingdom of Denver, there's a kingdom in debt. Who knows the Jeff? Nobody.

[A]

I didn't even know. Kingdom of Denmark.

[B]

I have no. I don't know anything about it. I tell you what I do know though. This is Josh Hawley questioning one of these woke nut jobs. Okay. You know this whole thing about like, you know, you say like what's a woman now it came up in the Supreme Court the other day where he was saying, well you're looking for equal protection, but you gotta what is a woman? And he kept just dodging it. I was like, well, what's a man? Well, you don't have the definition of a man and woman. How could you say that there's unequal protections. And they were saying, well, the trans people. But how do you define man or woman? They couldn't do it. This is along the same. This is along the same. It's hard to believe this is like a real person. Somebody showed up at a congressional hearing, a doctor, right. Look at this.

[F]

Better men can get pregnant.

[G]

I hesitated there because I wasn't sure where the conversation was going.

[B]

You hesitated because you're dumber than rocks. That's why you hesitated because you don't want to get caught in telling what a man is. Xxxy that's it? That's all you have to say?

[G]

I do take care of patients with different identities. I take care of many women.

[B]

She takes care of people with different identities. The question was, do you believe that men can get pregnant? Pregnant? It's a pretty easy answer. No. But she just goes on about, I deal with people with different identities. Okay. Do any of these identities look like a man who thinks he's pregnant? I'm just curious.

[G]

I take care of people with different identities, and so that's where I pop.

[B]

Imagine this is your doctor, Jeff. Imagine you got something seriously going on and this is your doctor caused, I think you say, like, excuse me, but I think there's something wrong. I take care of people with all kinds of things that are wrong and have weird identities.

[G]

Yeah, I wasn't sure where you were going with that.

[F]

Well.

[B]

Well, he was going with no. That's what he was looking for, a no, because men do not get pregnant. I was looking for. She didn't know where he was going with that. She's a doctor. She went to medical school. Okay.

[A]

Or not.

[B]

She's practicing. Apparently she has. She treats people with different identities.

[F]

The goal is just the truth. So can men get pregnant?

[B]

The goal is the truth. It's yes or no question. This is the great. This is one of the greatest exchanges I've ever seen. It's hard to believe it's real.

[G]

Again, the reason I paused there is. I'm not really sure what the goal of the question is.

[F]

The goal is just to establish a biological reality. You said a moment ago that science and evidence should control, not politics. So let's just test that proposition. Can men get pregnant?

[G]

I take care of people with many identities, but can men get pregnant? Many women that can get pregnant. I do take care of people that don't identify as women.

[B]

Imagine you're trying to tell your doctor, like, hey, listen, she comes in, Jeff. She comes in and she says, yeah, listen, man, my elbows really bothered me. I take care of people with different identities. I know there's something wrong. I think there's something wrong with my elbow. It's not. I feel like it's a lot of pain here. A lot of people have pain and different identities. This is their doctor taking care of.

[A]

People'S bullets by screwing up their minds.

[B]

That's. Hell, yeah.

[F]

Can.

[G]

Can men get pregnant Again, as I'm saying.

[A]

Let me just.

[F]

Let me just remind you, you testified to a moment ago, science and evidence should control, not politics. So should. Can men get pregnant? You're a doctor.

[G]

Science and evidence should guide medicine. Listen, I do.

[F]

Science and evidence tell us that men can get pregnant. Biological men, can they get pregnant?

[G]

I also think, yes. No questions like this are a political tool.

[A]

And yes, that's no question.

[B]

Well, questions are political tool. Jeff. Don't ever ask a yes or no question. It's a political tool.

[F]

Oh, yes.

[B]

No.

[F]

Questions are about the truth, Doctor. Let's not make a mockery of this proceeding. This is about science and evidence. And I'm asking you, you know, the United States Supreme Court just heard arguments yesterday at great length on this question. This is not a hypothetical question. This is not theoretical. It affects real people in their real lives. And you're here as an expert, called by the other side as an expert, and you've been telling us that you follow, right? You're a doctor and you follow the science and the evidence. So I just want to know, based on the science, can men get pregnant? That's a yes or no question. It really is.

[B]

I think.

[G]

I think you're trying to reduce the complexity of a lot.

[F]

I'm not. I'm trying to get. It's not complex. I'm trying to get to an answer. And I'm trying to test, frankly, your veracity as a medical professional and as a scientist. Can men get pregnant?

[G]

I think you're also conflating male with no.

[F]

I'm not conflating male and female. They're two different things. There's biological men and there's biological women. And I want to know, can men get pregnant?

[G]

What you were talking about is biological. Biological males.

[F]

This isn't hard, Doctor. Can men get pregnant? Yes or no?

[G]

I would be more than happy to have a conversation with you.

[B]

I think the other question would have been, like, how many pregnant men have you treated?

[A]

Oh, yeah, that would be.

[B]

With weird identities. Just how many men. How many male baby deliveries have you been at?

[G]

That is not coming from a place of trying to be polarized.

[F]

And I'm not trying to be polarizing. I'm trying to ask. I think it is extraordinary that we are here and hearing about science and about women. And for the record, it's women who get pregnant, not men. We are here about the safety of women and science that shows that this abortion drug causes adverse health events in 11% of cases. That's 22 times greater than the FDA label. Another fact you haven't acknowledged, and yet you won't even acknowledge the basic reality that biological men don't get pregnant. There's a difference between biological men and biological women. I don't know how we can take you seriously and your claims to be a person of science if you won't level with this on this basic issue. I thought we were past all of this. Frankly, I can't believe we're still here talking about this.

[G]

I am A person of science. And I'm also someone here to represent the complex experiences of my patients. And I don't think polarized languages, language questions serve that goal. I don't think they serve the American people.

[F]

It is not polarizing to say. Say that there is a scientific difference between men and women. And I want this to be clear. And for the record, it is not polarizing to say that women are a biological reality and should be treated and protected as such. That is not polarizing. That is truth. It is also, by the way, the United States Constitution, which offers unique protections to women in a variety of circumstances as women. And your refusal to recognize women as women and men as men is being deeply corrosive to science, to public trust, and, yes, to constitutional protections for women as women. And I just. I think it's extraordinary that you would sit here and advance a political agenda that has been thoroughly discredited and rejected by the American people in this forum. And I'm glad we had this exchange because it is exceptionally clarifying. It is also, in many ways, quite depressing.

[B]

I like science, and I talk to people who listen to science and sometimes science. Jeff, you know what I got to do right now? I gotta say. I gotta. I gotta call the retard guy. Let's do this. I'm gonna do this right now.

[A]

I found the university she went to.

[B]

The Quality Learning Center. Here it is. Ready? Look. I find retards. Finder. Boom.

[A]

There.

[B]

Let's see if. Let's see if the finder comes in and finds one. Holy cow. This is something. I'll tell you what. Look, I just tagged. I just tagged, Jeff.

[A]

Oh, there you go. Nice.

[B]

I just tagged. I find right there in their post. Good. I just found one for you.

[A]

Yep.

[B]

This is crazy. 20:26 with someone her in charge. Charge of what? She's a doctor. She can't say. This is. She talks about. Yes and no are political tools weapons.

[A]

There's been an astronomical increase in testicular injuries in women's sports over the last five years.

[B]

That's. That's bad. Jeff, by the way, do you want to see this is. Someone posted this video. I didn't post this, but some. The caption on it was how Iranians respond. Respect Islam. So this is what they put up here. I don't know what they're doing. They're breaking. Oh, there goes the fire. That's not good.

[A]

Jeez.

[B]

Burning it down, Jeff.

[A]

Oh, nice. Fire one.

[B]

Look at that. Look how fast that thing goes up.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

Wow. Wow. That went up fast. I was shocked at how fast I went up.

[A]

Yes, sir.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[A]

State of Minnesota.

[B]

That was a lot. Well, that's basically everything we had tonight. Everything was in the keep. We basically covered it. So this guy. Giveaway.

[A]

How many yetis do we have so far?

[B]

Let me look here. We've Looks like we've got nine.

[A]

Nine.

[B]

Nine people.

[A]

Well, I'm gonna play this song. By the end of the song, we should have 15. That's what I'm saying. There's got to be six people in there that haven't. Haven't yeti yet.

[B]

You know what? I accidentally refreshed the screen, and now we have one five.

[A]

That's.

[B]

Everybody has to type yet again. Sorry, guys, I.

[A]

That's okay. You can start it and it'll just retroactively go back.

[B]

No, it didn't. It went to one.

[A]

Let me see on my end. Yeah, no, it should retroactive.

[B]

It usually does, but it didn't today because I think I hit refresh instead of the back button by mistake.

[A]

Oops. It shouldn't matter. It does.

[B]

It was at nine. Now it's at six. So you have to type yeti again. Guys, we have six. Now we have seven. Usually don't. Now you have eight. One more and we're back to where we were.

[A]

Let me see.

[B]

Mimi mine. Mimi mine. What is it?

[A]

Yeti.

[B]

Yeti. Yeah, we have eight up there now. Eight.

[A]

Okay, so we have the same count.

[B]

Eight. We had nine before. So somebody who thought they're gonna win has no chance.

[A]

They have no chance.

[B]

I would everybody just type in yeti one more time and that's it.

[A]

Yeti. Yeti. Yeti. Okay, here's the song, by the way. Here we go.

[E]

Born in nights, zero fear. Spirit walker. You feel him? Blue trap steps crack the floor Smile like yeah, we've been here before. Hear that wind? That's not weather that's your luck leaving forever. Step too close, that's a mistake. Spirit walker. The cold handshake.

[B]

D.

[E]

Blue tribe. Spirit walker still alive. Who walks between spirit? Who owns the core? Yeti. Who runs this?

[B]

Red.

[E]

Blue. Try say it again. No chains, no leash. No crown. Just power. Badass. Yetis Total badass. Report for battle. Made for legend.

[B]

11. We've got 11.

[A]

We're.

[B]

That means we're ready to go. Jeff.

[A]

I need to roll.

[B]

All right, let's put it up on the screen. Here we go, guys. Let's look at it. There he is, Charl Charles. Starting off the year, man Charles.

[A]

Winner, winner, winning.

[B]

He hasn't won in A while. He's the big winner before, but now he has. Charles is back. He is back in charge.

[A]

That's a female yeti. There been female yet. He's interspersed. I wouldn't know. I will never tell you.

[B]

By the way, just so you know, Charles, this one is a hermaphrodite yeti. I'm just kidding. Can you imagine? Holy cow. Charles is on it, man.

[A]

Charles is on for 20, 26.

[B]

Winner, winner, winner, winner, Yeti dinner. Wait a minute. Boom. Congrats.

[A]

Charles. Do you have a. Do you have an X handle?

[B]

He does. We know, we know. You just look on the.

[A]

No, but I can't. I can't find it. It's not posted in here. Find everybody but Charles number 453. Pretty soon you're going to be the proud owner of Badass Yeti number 4:53. 3. Let me get the phone. Let me. Oops. Oh, where did you go? There you are. Nope. Oh. What just happened? Oh, accidentally overwrote something. I must start again.

[B]

It's grun777 grunge.

[A]

Oh, yeah. I found it now.

[B]

Oh, no.

[A]

There it is now. I found it. All right, we're in the. The blue. We've got number 453, 114 26. Okay, get ready. Gonna transfer this bad boy over to you right now.

[B]

Yeah. Do you want to see Mark Carney arriving in China? Here's some exclusive footage of Mark Carney arriving in China. Look at that dress, Jeff. Oh, no.

[A]

What? I want it. I want at work.

[B]

There you go.

[A]

Hang on, Charles.

[B]

He's back. Starting off the new year. Right.

[A]

Hang on. The address isn't working, so I gotta recopy. It makes no sense. Where'd he go? There you are, Charles. That's what I put in there. First time. Try it again. Second time, boom. Not working. XRP Cafe isn't working right now.

[B]

Oh, it's not?

[A]

Won't let me hit the transfer. But again.

[B]

Ruh. Row.

[A]

Nope, their transfer button's broken.

[E]

What?

[B]

What do you say?

[A]

Transfer. Nope, it won't work. That's not good. That's not copacetic. Well, we'll keep trying Charles until it works. Good one. That's good. There you go. Excuses, excuse. We can't. We can't let Charles truly win.

[B]

Sorry, Charles. Sorry, Charlie.

[A]

First one. You have one in a while. Keep trying until get some. I do need. Need to put a different lobby in there. That's right.

[B]

You want to hear of. Want to hear a great quote by Ronald Reagan? He says socialism Only works in two places. Heaven, where they don't need it, and hell, where they already have it pretty much. Jeff, why don't you go ahead and try another floppy that'll work.

[A]

I tried it. I tried the other floppy. It didn't work. I tried. And a quarter problem is that my AOL dial up is failing. Yeah, I'm switching to Earthlink.

[B]

Oh, geez. By the way, I recently sent someone an email at Earthlink address, and there was another one from.

[A]

Oh, wait, there was.

[B]

There was another one that was like, from like 20 years ago. And I was like, this is still around.

[A]

Did it actually work?

[B]

I think so. I don't know. I was just shocked. It was Earthling. I was like, what the hell? Because, you know, everybody had Earthlink. It was great.

[A]

Earthling was awesome.

[B]

Back in the day, it was exciting.

[A]

Because it was like a departure from like, AOL or.

[B]

Well, I had high speed since 97, Jeff. I've always been on high speed. Does high speed doesn't mean anything now, but it did needed for gaming back in the day.

[A]

All right, so my gaming was on the PlayStation 2. That was my first online gaming experience.

[B]

Mine was God killing me. Dude, we gotta get off. We gotta get off. We do believe Chris the rabbit test. We gotta get off.

[A]

There you go.

[B]

Let's go.

[A]

Still not working. It's broken.

[B]

All right, don't worry, Charles. You'll get everything. Just earmark it. We'll get it to him next time. But for now, we gotta. We gotta say la vista, baby. A lot of Schwarzenegger talking there.

[A]

Let me highlight you in yellow. Yellow. Mellow yellow.

[B]

So. All right, all right. We're gonna.

[A]

We're gonna eyes out on Saturday, and we'll make sure we get you guys up to speed on all the updated news. There'll be a lot of things coming up on Saturday. Saturday. Oh, yeah, we do have interview on Saturday.

[B]

Panels coming in here.

[A]

That's right.

[B]

Let's do it.

[A]

That's right. And it's in Peter.

[B]

Peter's coming into it, too. Both of them together. We've had one and. Or the other one.

[A]

Need to get the thumbnail. Hopefully we get that. And then we got to get it set up in live.

[B]

I have it from last time. I'm just gonna tweak it a little bit.

[A]

Oh, you do? Oh, sweet. Put some AI tweaks to it. Make them look a little bit older.

[B]

I'll put beards on them.

[A]

What's that?

[B]

I'll have AI put beards on both of them. You guys approves Easy top beards, you know.

[A]

When did we have them on last? It was a year. Right, So a year worth of beard growth.

[B]

Yeah. So maybe like, you know, longer hair and beards. I'll send that to them and see what they think. Can you imagine? It's gonna be fantastic. Guys, it looks like your hair has grown a little bit since we saw you last. Beard's a little bit longer.

[A]

It's a little bit longer.

[D]

Exactly.

[B]

Things we rejoice in, having fun, and it's just ridiculous. It's a good thing. As old as you get, the little things still never get away from you. They're still funny. Hilarious.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[B]

All right, guys, that's all we have. We'll see you guys on the next one. Chip and Jeff.

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