A (0:01)

We'll find out. Welcome to on the chain. There's Jeff here with co host Chip. I'll tell you what, this episode is cutting straight through the BS. That's right, straight through like every episode. Signal straight through to the signal over all that noise, all that. That's out there. So much of it. Tell you what, we open with Ripple. I don't know who that is, but we'll find out. Ripple's prime integration. That's right. And then it's actually ripple primes integration with hyper liquid, a major step that gives institutions streamlined access deep to deep on chain derivatives liquidity where XRP already trades heavily. Man, say that five times fast. That's a. That was a tough one. Hyper liquid, a major step that gives institutions streamlined access to deep on chain derivatives liquidity where XRP already trades heavily. Man, this is. This is entice, enticing and intense. This isn't a retail story. So don't get your XLM out yet. It's market structure that is quietly evolving right now. You're gonna watch it in real time unfold before your very eyes. And then from there, Jeff, we're going to go expand the scope. XR community day coming up, guys. Hopefully we'll talk about a little about that. Get registered some cool guests, some really good interviewers that we're going to know. That's coming up with David Schwartz. He's going to weigh in on adoption and real use cases and talk about where progress is actually happening. Then we'll cover some XRP lending on flare. Huge developments in the U. S. Market structure Bill, which is still puddling along, if you will. And then we're going to go ahead and pivot into. What do you know, Jeff? Geopolitics and culture where celebrity activism, politics and unintended consequences collide. I got you gotta love it. I love the unintended consequences. But you know what? They're gonna suffer them. Different lanes, same thing. Systems actually do matter in reality. Well, it always collects the bill. Let's do this. Welcome to on the chain. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Welcome, everybody. Wednesday night. We'll be back on Saturday. But guess what? Super Bowl Sunday. I'm just hoping the patriots get their faces smashed in. Just saying. I hope it's a good game. But I do have. Gosh, I gotta. I can't hear any more about it. I'm like talk. Between talk radio and every talking head. There's like 15 programs over here all talking about the same thing. And it becomes over old after a while. I doze Off. Gonna give it to Chad. Well, it is late over there, so, you know. Right? It's very late over there. It's very late, Jeff. Barely late. That's why I'm surprised you're even up. Barely late by 10:30 here. I mean, incredible. Know what you do? Drink coffee or set an alarm and get up. I don't know what it is times. Come on, Oregon. It's very early there. It's three hours early, I believe. Time in the day. Damn it. I hope you're not get. Getting up at like 5am or something like that. Getting up at 3:32. Another hour. Another hour be getting up, which is weird when you go to bed late and you're like traveling the next day and it's like, you get that hour sleep and you wake up, dude, oh my God, you're like a zombie. You're like bouncing in the walls. Like, when you first get up, you kind of like, you can't walk, right? You kind of like, you might hit something or trip over the, you know, carpet in like a hotel room. Yeah. Oh, my God. And you're like, zombified. You're like, what am I doing? Where am I? What's. What's happening? The sixth drink the hour before didn't help any, but that's always a problem too. That's what. That doesn't make it any better. That's right. You're like, oh, it's. I can stay out for a few more. My flight leaves. I only have to get up at 3:30. I got all sorts of time. Yeah, that's not a problem. And then you get to the airport and all you do is play the waiting game. Go to check into the lounge, eat some food, have another drink. Yeah. And then you're good to go. And then your plane's delayed and you're like, okay, kill another. Open up your laptop. You know, it's always some fun thing you got to worry about there. That's right. Oh, my God, that's right. Scaring. Scaring money out of the BTC's, ETFs. No, no, no, that has nothing to do with it. I'm just. I'm laughing at all the people with their making. It's really great clickbait because they're. They're talking about stuff that has nothing to do with anything. Like. Like nothing to do about anything. They're like, well, then you got Jack Mahlers, that goofy kid who loves to hear himself talk. He's like, listen, it has nothing to do with upstate. I mean, because I mean I was like are people really shocked to find out an email from 2014 that Epstein was in investing in a platform for bitcoin? And they were, and they despised both Stellar Lumens and XRP is. Was that a shock to anybody? Everybody seems so shocked. I knew it was a conspiracy. I knew they were after. I'm like, so what? I knew it, I knew it, I knew it. That's my mom's favorite thing to say. She would be like, I knew it, I knew it. I'm like, why don't you tell me that you had a time then? I knew it. So of course you did. I didn't know. Nobody knew. There's the first yet. You got three already Other Jeff. It's insane. Yeti. It's insane. Ripple Hyper Liquid meets Ripple Prime. And that's the remember that's a brokerage side. So we're now enabling institutions access on chain derivative liquidity through Hyper liquid in a streamlined secured way. Customers can then also efficiently cross margin crypto with all asset classes supported in our prime brokerage platform institutions. Welcome to the on chain economy. And before they took that over, that was not even possible. So you have to love the fact that they're taking this sort of this plunge right here, if you will. Because really what it does, it's like, it's more of like a one stop shop type of thing so they don't have to like go to a different platform. They can trade right out there, right out of their, you know, same, same account. So that's, it's bringing some, you know, excitement to the world. And again it's this derivative market that's massive and huge. Here we go, right here. Here it is. From the British Virgin Islands Ripple provider, blockchain based, blah blah blah, blah. By supporting Hyper Liquid, Ripple prime continues its mission to bridge traditional finance and decentralized markets, offering institutions seamless access to defy venues within a unified capital efficient prime brokerage framework. And that's kind of the cool things and that was really one of the big, I guess pluses for this acquisition is all this cross pollination type stuff where they'll be able to do partnerships and then they'll be able to clue in and help other other things. But again now it's taking this institutional market and plugging them into the derivatives, you know, which is, which is cool. Again they don't have to leave the platform. Everything's in one place. So it's kind of a cool, cool little development over there at Ripple, as they say. Ripple Jeff, nobody's bothering. And this is what hyper liquid looks like. Bam. Hyper. It's hyper house. All finance trade, build apps, launch tokens, same hyper performance chain. There it is. Yeah. Perps trading is now available. Yeah. This whole thing with the purpose trading there. So there it is, man. They're making some 1200 posts look at that. And then Luke Judges chimed in. He said institutions don't want just access to on chain derivatives. They need it wrapped in a compliance custody cross margining infrastructure that they're used to. So that's kind of what it is. It kind of brings that, you know that, that compliance into the, into the, into the house as well. Ripple prime and, and hyper liquid is that bridge. And the on chain economy isn't coming. It's actually here. He goes on to say the hyper liquid accounts for roughly 70 of the crypto perps market. Wow. In the last 24 hours alone we can see 150 to 108 million of XRP volume with 55 million open interest. Wow, Jeff. Really? It's pretty strong. This is what I like, I like to me. Yeah. Okay. The press release and stuff. But you start seeing these numbers, you're like wow, that's a lot. I mean if you think about 70 of the purse market, that's massive. And then you look at 150 to 180 million of XRP value and that's just within 24 hours. Right. This is just going live. So big money XRP is frequently a top five traded asset on hyper liquid. Man. We're talking about institutional access to liquidity. Not just any old access. Institutional access. That is cool. It's very cool. By the way, Joshua Vonderplatz is on. Okay, very good. We've all, well, we've all been here before. That's right. Bach 46. Yeah. Going back down to 50 cents. It's about right. Yeah. And then just so you guys know that the, what they're referring to in that purpose thing is the, it's perpetual futures. They, they're contracts that just basically they never expire. Like with traditional futures you can have, there's no necessary settlement date, but you can hold the position as long as you want to. So as long as you meet that margin requirement. So traders can go long or short on an asset like let's say Bitcoin XRP without actually owning it. Positions are leveraged, which is, this is great because now not only is this fun for the traditional people, but it's also fun Jeff. Now for, for the institutional. They can leverage, you know, 5x10x20x. I don't know. I don't know how bad they want to go in on it, but. And prices are anchored to spot markets through a trading rate mechanism where longs or shorts periodically pay each other. And everything's about liquidity, volume and risk management. It's not necessarily buy and hold investing. So that's all risk. So. Hey, Chip, can you tell Ice Wine that this is a pre recorded show? It's pre recorded. It's not live. Nope. We always do these. We pre record them, then we post them. They're not. We never do them live. Every one of them is pre recorded. We're just very good at forecasting the chat. Yeah. Guessing who's going to be in there as well. It's a very. It's a very cool thing, isn't it, Jeff? It's awesome. It is, yep. Yeah. So these perpetual futures actually drive the majority of crypto trading volume, you know, a lot more than, let's say, spot markets. And institutions like them because they prefer hedging exposure, capital efficiency. So it's pretty cool. Again, bringing that to the. Bringing that to the world of cryptocurrencies. Crypto institution. People been looking for five minutes. We're in the same place every time. Just go to. Just go to YouTube. It's really easy. You type in on the chain live when it comes up. Joshua, this was pre recorded from the previous bear market. That's right. Pretty much, yeah. We're pretty much taking snippets from the previous shows. Yeah. The only thing that's different is the backgrounds. Everything else is exactly the same from the topics five years ago. Everything's the same. And so the community day is coming up and everybody can participate because it's going to be on spaces, but they're also going to be. I know there's a community day coming up out in Colorado. I believe it's in Denver. It's coming up, but this is going to be done. This is great, Jeff. I'm really excited about this because this kicks off next week. David Schwartz returns with Crypto. Arie, look at this. Crypto is going to be taking some of your questions and then share his perspective on how XRP use cases have evolved. What matters most for adoption, Real progress is happening. So set a mind reminder and tune in. So there you go. Spaces. I get it. This is great, man. Omnipres. Yep, that's her. That's her new startup, Omnipres. Mm, There you have it. So that's pretty cool. So you guys can Sign up for that. If you go to like Ripple or Ripple X, you can go set a reminder, it's happening on February 12th at 10:30am well, that's the morning, but I think here it's a little bit later in the day. There's one for AMEA and then there's one. So it'll be on X basis. So you can just go on there and then click on there. And so after the AMEA session ends, XRP community rolls straight into the America session with Reveal, the new XRPLF director, Executive director, and a rundown of the foundation's priorities. I have had the distinct privilege of meeting both of these two people in person, Jeff. Not at the same time, but. But I met one in. At Ripple. Swell. I met the other one in Australia. That's a little bit of hint for you. So tune in the live America session, that's at 1:30pm Eastern time on the. What is the date? Doesn't give the date. I think that's on the Tuesday as well here. What's next for governance grants, ecosystem programs and builder support for XRP Modern, moderated by David Paceri, the president of XRPL Commons, and Fabio Marzella, who's the co founder of Zodao. And there you have that right there. Meet the executive director. And also. And something else about Fabio too. He also sits on the XRPL Commons, the. The board. So he kind of has a dual role there. But there's David Bacheri. I sat down with David Bacheri, except had breakfast with him. It wasn't that talkative. I was like, hey, man, how you doing? Nice to meet you. He's like, yeah, I'm drinking my coffee. It's like, okay, listen, dude. Just trying to relax and have breakfast. We're all sitting at a table together. I think. Who else was sitting there? I think it was this crypto queen and Daz and some other people were sitting there. Oh, yeah, I remember that. Yeah. So that was. Yeah, David Bacheri. And he was not that talkative. I don't know, I might have caught him at a bad time. You never really know what these people. You never know. It's February 11th at 1:30pm so there you go. Eastern time. Eastern time, baby. So you guys can maybe catch this and I'm sure we'll have some good playback. But I'm excited about this one because XRPL Commons. And then all of a sudden you have the. Which is the Fabio sits on the XRPL foundation board. This is kind of cool. And of course The Zodao is inching up towards a thousand members. Jeff, I don't know if everyone here. I hope you guys have already gone in and done your registration for the ZAU. It's $10 USD paid in XRP. So I hope you guys have taken care of that. Oh, yeah, I'm back at 50 cents. That's right. It's on its way. Should have sold Bitcoin at 100,000 and bought. But buy back at 50,000. You can do two for one. Be really nice. All right, Jeff. So once in a while you come across a video that totally captures the XRP army. Now, this guy isn't particularly an XRP guy is the average. Actually apparently knows the XRP community pretty well. I did laugh when I saw this, but here, here's him doing the XRP army. Here we go. Guess who the newest member of the XRP army is? It's me. Why not buy bitcoin? Which one do you think is a better buy Bitcoin at $90,000 or XRP at 2? It's XRP, you idiot. My cousin owns XRP. My grandma, my aunt, my wife's boyfriend owns it. If you buy a thousand XRP right now, when it goes to a thousand dollars, you can be an XRP millionaire. It's going to a thousand dollars and there's nothing that you can do about it. XRP is the next generation of crypto. It's not bitcoin, it's not bitcoin. Bitcoin's removers. It's pretty spot on, right, Jeff? That's pretty funny. My grandmother, my wife's boyfriend owns this. Guess who the newest member of the XRP army is? It's me. Why not buy bitcoin coin? Which one do you think is a better buy? Bitcoin at $90,000 or XRP at 2? XRP, idiot. My cousin, my grandma, my aunt, my wife's boyfriend owns it. You buy a thousand XRP right now, when it goes to $11,000, you can be an XRP millionaire. It's going to to a thousand dollars and there's nothing that you can do about it. XRP is the next generation. The guy is right on, man. Sometimes you see these dirty videos and, and they're. And they're right. This guy's too funny. He's pretty good. I started watching some of his other posts. He's pretty smart. But this is totally nailed. 100 nailed. The XRP army right there. Here we go. We've got. Well, it's got to tease this a little Bit in the open here, but here's flair. Yeah. First, modular lending for XRPS here Morpha and Mystic Finance now live bringing permissionless actively manage institutional grade vaults the XRP5 system that your yield viral stables without selling and build a loop advanced strategy. So there it is. What does that mean? Does that mean to borrow stables without selling? You must be leveraging something. I don't know how it works. You're leveraging your fxrp. Here's mystic right there. That's exactly right. It's exactly what you're doing. That's exactly what you're doing, Jeff. And then right here he's got Ellie Terry put this up. Senate Democrats reconvene on market structure after a constructive. Sure, Jeff. Constructive. I use that word loosely. Constructive yield talks. So they had talks but were they constructive? They say they were. They were definitely deconstructive, man. Yeah. Plus Superstate CEO Robert Leshner talks bringing Wall street on chain and this week's top stories. And of course they do. She does a good job with her team. Wall street on the chain here with. With this right here which is the crypto in America. Senate Democrats reconvene. Here we go. Welcome to the Wednesday edition. La la la la la la la la la. Robert Leshner. Watch the thing. Watch a thing and accomplish nothing. Lechner also shared his take on the most overhyped tokenization use cases and how crypto's presence is growing in traditional finance. There you have it. The over most overhype tokenization. Come on. Get out of my head. 589. I was surprised he didn't say 589. Or he did not use the one thing he did not say once to the moon. Jeff. Which I was also surprised about. Get it? For some reason I thought he was going to say XRP589 to the moon. I thought he's gonna mention this guy right here. I thought he was gonna bring out a little bear and start dancing around. Nope, never. Extra B to 5. I mean 0.058. Let's it 100. Exactly what it would be. Could you imagine if it went back to 6 cents just for a minute? I'd buy a ton. Jeff. It's for like a week. Give us a week. It would be sold out. Sold out. I mean the people that bought a.006. God bless them. Oh man. But give us. Give us XLM pricing at 5 cents. XL? Yeah. It's all the XLM. XLM's fantastic. Jeff. I'm gonna become an XLM. Because I never broke 50 cents yet. Yeah, it was at one time. What's the all time high? Went up to 75 cents once. I don't think it ever hit 75 cents. I think you're lying. It's like at least 75. No way. No way. I don't think it ever hit that. Well, maybe. No. You think so what's. You can just look on, look on the all time high. I'll have to pull it up and look at all time going to the coin gecko. See if coin gecko's accurate. It's at 17 cents right now. All time average norms. So it's all time high. Was actually higher than that. It was actually 70 cents. Actually, it's more than that because it's over the 80 cent mark. It just doesn't work. If you scroll down, it tells you what the all time high is. It'll say on the left hand side. Yeah, it says all time high $0.87. Boom. There you go. It's always been a dud. It's down 80% in the last eight years. It's not good. That was January 3rd of 2018. Yeah. New Zealand, everybody. Good afternoon. Good afternoon. XLM is up 600, 300%. Got six people in the Yeti thing. I'm loving it. Six people, people. Jeff. Florida planters are in last place. They are not. No, never. Don't worry, there's plenty of time. Injuries, man, they. They just recovered from all sorts. All the players, all the key players are coming back and so many people were out. It's insane. Insane. And today's show is brought to you by five bucks for a latte. Half of that feed some hipsters avocado toast habit. Quit financing coffee fads you don't need. Need. It's time to rebel. Your badass great grandpa had only one tin cup and brewed his coffee over an open fire. We roast the order ship free and keep every bean bold enough to wake the dead. Or at least your 9am meeting. We make coffee that punches Mondays in the face. Badassery Coffee fresh, fierce, great. Roasted fresh, ship free. Chaos pending. Order now@badassery coffee.com badassery coffee.com. Badassery A friend of mine from college, I said something about coffee and she said, I want to buy some. I want to try it. And so then she did. And then she's like, she reached out and said, like it didn't get delivered. And I was like, what got delivered on the 20th of January? She said, oh, here it is. I got It. Because somebody brought it in. I didn't realize it. It's probably sat there in the corner, the kitchen or something, you know, with a pile of other mail you never look at. She loved it, so. It was great. She's got the breakfast blend, which was like. The breakfast blend. Yeah, she really liked it. She's very raven about it. She says, I only have one cup in the month, in the morning. But that day I had two. And I'm like, hello, I need a testimonial, please. Right. I like that I only have one, but this day I had two. Beautiful. God, we're up to eight. We're up to eight on the yeti scale. So I don't know if you guys caught the. The Grammy Awards, but it was basically virtual signal. I wish they could just play the Ricky Gervais, you know, just put that up on a screen. Because one of the things he said is like, look, you're a celebrity. You got no right telling other people what to do with their life. Just. Just say thank you and get off the stage. No one. No one gives a shit about you. Right. Well, he came out. He came out with a statement and he said, they haven't learned anything, right? Nothing. They've learned nothing in four or five years since that. That was still the most epic one of all time. Super epic. And nothing changed, man. There's really nothing to change. So they're actually worse. The. The outfits. Who was the actress who had their nipple rings and her dress was hanging from her nipple rings? Like, what the. Yeah, I'm like, you know, the other part of it is. I guess it's distract from the face. Yeah, that's what I was thinking when I was watching. I was like, sorry, but you can't. You can't pull that off. Okay. He's just like, you're not. It's not. You're not pulling that off. It's. It was everything. It was like, you know, ice. Every ice out. Ice. Ice. You know, and then, you know, the funny was. Is Katanji Brown. Yeah. Was there cheering? Was there cheering it on and jabbing? Okay. So she has to recuse herself. Anything. I mean, first of all, what is the Supreme Court judge doing at. At the. Apparently her. Apparently her memoirs were nominated. For some sort of an award. I don't know. Who knows? She wrote something. Ginsburg was. Was had like, she was at the Oscars. She had her nominated for something in 2019. She never even went. That's the right thing to do. You shouldn't be going to These awards ceremonies because you know, she was up there when she was up in Hooper and hollering when they're talking about Ice Justice. Yep. It's all out in the open that Ayanna Presley, or whatever her name is, her husband, just like Elon Omar who came out and said that, well, her husband also became a consultant and all of a sudden made $30 million. But the. Yeah, I saw that. That's too much, Jeff. Diana Presley, her husband was earning an average salary, quit also set up a consulting company and he like year one made like 12 million plus whatever it is. Now, I didn't see the total number, but this is all. Now it's out in the open. Before it was book deals. It's like write a book deal. Bestseller. Everyone does it. All the books are ghostwritten and they all make a couple million dollars. No one reads them, no one buys them. Right. It was just, it was laundering money. It was fantastic. It was a fantast we to launder like, oh, he wrote a book, of course. Well, Jeff, there's Billie Eilish and she's on the thumbnail tonight. She's. It's. I wish I had, I was trying to find the one that Megan Kelly did because you go, she sings like this. She, she busted on her so hard. It was so good. I, I thought I saved it, but I couldn't locate it. Anyway, so she gets up there, she says the dumbest thing you can say because, well, look at it. So let me play what she said. If you guys can read the text here, but I'll talk a little bit about that in a second. No one is illegal on stolen land. So she's like, says nobody is illegal on stolen land. And now what you see is her mansion on the very bottom, right? That's a fourteen million dollar mansion. It turns out that it is on the Togva tribe. It is on their ancestral land. And so Sinai law firm is offering to evict Billie Eilish from her Los Angeles home pro bono basis on behalf of the Tongva tribe. Sinai Law is a premier eviction firm in the country. Eilish's admission that she lives on stolen land gives the tribe the rightful action of AT for possession for the true owner of the property. 30 day notice is already written and ready to be served. That's awesome. Now if you're looking who this doofus is on the left hand side, that's her brother Phineas. Right. So he's also a musician. He's in my opinion, I like his music a little Bit better. I just don't care if Eilish is singing. I don't care for anything about it. But I think he's a little bit. And I think he kind of. I think he writes some of her songs for us. I don't know that for sure, but they're like inseparable. They're always together. But that's Phineas on the side. That's Billy Ellis on the right hand side. So she. She's going to get up there and do something stunning and brave, Jeff, and she's gonna say that here. Let's back it up a little bit here. I don't know what was up with this. I don't know what was going on with that. But just keep. Make a mental note of this when you watch the parody of this, okay. Because they captured it perfect. I don't know who that woman is or the woman. It's like, oh, she's like, oh, she can't believe it. Look at this. I don't know. Almost like. It was. Almost like it was acting in front of the camera. Here we go. No one is illegal on stolen land. You see her. Another one. Yeah. You know, praising like. Right. Keep that mental mind because you're gonna see her do a good job. And. Yeah, it's just really hard to know what to say and what to do right now. And. Well, the Tongva tribes writing that down right now just. I feel really hopeful in this room, and I feel like we just need to keep fighting and speaking up and protesting. And our. Our voices really do matter and the people matter. And third voice is definitely. I say sorry. She basically said f ice at the end there. These people are. I say sorry. F ice. Right. That's what she said. I don't understand. Like, do you not understand how that if you. So do you want to change the law in the country? Because every nation enforces its. Its laws. And if you come in illegally, you usually go to jail or you go to some. Some countries, you go to jail for two years. You know, it's not pretty what happens to you. You break into Mexico and see how they treat that. Yeah, See what happens in Mexico. These people. This is so stupid, Jeff. So here we go. So. So this guy. This guy heard it and look what he did. Please, Billy. We are here because this is stolen land, Billy. And we think we should be given access to your quite lovely three million dollar mansion. So he's trying to break into a mansion. Hello, Valo from the Late show live on GB News. Do you remember when Billie Eilish said this at the Grammys. No one is illegal on stolen land. Is all I want to say. Sorry. Well, Billy reckons there's no such thing as an illegal human because we're all on stolen land. So we're here in Billy's quite posh neighborhood in Los Angeles. Let's go and see if she practice what she preaches. Hopefully if she sticks by her merits, she'll have no problem with me waltzing in, maybe making a cup of coffee. Coffee? Or a tea? 3 million dollar home. She's got some paddocks out the back with stables and horses. Maybe we can go for a horse ride. I'm sure she'd have no problem with it because she stood up on the stage at the Grammys. Tens of thousands of people watching in the audience. Millions around the world. The clip's gone viral. Here we go. Oh, nice little place. Bins are out. It's been collection day. First of all, isn't that ironic? Massive gates keeping people out. I thought Billy didn't believe in borders. Oh my God. According to the the driveway, Billy does believe in borders. She believes in massive gates keeping people out. Geez, they always have water in their house. The lights are on, so somebody must be home. Let us in, please. Billy, we are here because this is stolen land. Billy. Billy, come on. You should be given access to your quite lovely three million dollar mansion. And such is Billy's concern for security and privacy. It's surrounded by pretty decent security fencing. Very nice indeed. Massive security hedges as well. She's taken a lot of concern and time to make sure she's got some privacy. As you'd expect. Oh, there we go. At the three million dollar Los Angeles pad of Billie Eilish. She reckons nobody's illegal because we're all on stolen land anyway. But when it comes to her own house here in la, I think she's got different ideas. I wonder why they blurted out at the end there. Maybe it had the address in there. I don't know what it was, but it was over there before. Yeah, so they had Mr. One dad missed ask Mr. Wonderful about and here's what he said. Well, I know her agents are going out of their minds. I mean, it's the first lesson 101 for celebrity as you rise up. Whether you're a film star, music star, whatever, shut your mouth and just entertain Mr. Wonderful. Great to have you on this afternoon. Thank you for joining us. Appreciate it. We'll see if anybody. Good advice. It is very good. Whether you're a Film star, music star, whatever. Shut your mouth and just entertain. That's all people. That's it. Nobody wants to hear them pontificate on. They have no clue about. That's all they want, Jeff. They just want to be, you know, so this whole thing kind of, like, blew up. And I. I love that law firm that's actually, you know, going to. Going to do some pro bono services, you know. Yeah, I think that'd be funny to do some pro bono. But this is the best parody that I saw, and I got a few of them here. Hey, it's the bottom of the hour. All right, go ahead and play it and we'll do this. Got an actual song that deserves to be in the. In the Grammys. There we go. Why these people? If none of these land masses were ever discovered or taken over, these people wouldn't even be here. They would have nothing. Nothing. They'd be nothing. They pretty much are not. And all those. First of all, and. And the native Americans conquered each other's land too, on top of it, some of them you can trace back to other tribes. I mean, the whole thing is pathetic. Wherever anybody is in the world wasn't theirs originally. It was conquered. At some point. It was all conquered. Exactly. All right, here we let's. Let's go. Let's see. Wife drifting through the frost smile says mercy I say cost boots in the mountain snow you won't hear us then you know. As kicker myth heart of stone never hunts, never alone every step carved and fade too late to pray, too late to wait. You thought the storm and passed away passed you by feel that chilli cold still smile no escape snow goes quiet seal your face. Legends whisper when we're near as kickers myth is why we're feared. Legend. This is badassery. Creators of on the chain badassiettis and badasserycoffee.com wow, that was badass. That kicked in at the end, man. I was like, whoa, I like it. I like that. Kicked in big time at the end. It's badass. Oh, Laurel's late. Look at that, Laurel. Super late. Super late. That's okay. Better late than never. So this is my favorite parody, and I got a couple of them here. This, because this. When you do stupid things, people are gonna take notice and they're gonna going to make fun of you and they're going to pump to the face. This is my favorite parody of the ones we're going to watch. But watch this one here. Oh, my God, she's so brave. That's that's so brave. Look at that. Oh, Ph, yes, dear. Oh, ph. You know what I realized? Since no one is a legal hunter, stolen land. That means there's no rules, there's no laws. Oh, yes, my sweet dear. We can finally get married. Oh, skinnies. And we can have that nipple baby we always wanted. I mean, I don't know who did this, but it's perfect and nailed. Like perfect. Her with the weird. She's. She's an odd looking character. She's definitely not a duck. But right from the stage, the people like especially the same camera shots. Huh? Someone put the picture of the real blonde girl and the one from this video and said indistinguishable. You can't. Oh, yeah. And the one with all the weird in her decrease. She looks like a bird or something. God. Oh, Phineas. The greatest ever. Oh, my God, she's so brave. That's. That's so brave. Look at that. Oh, Phineas. Phineas. Yes, dear. Oh, Phineas. You know what I realized? Since no one is illegal on stolen land, that means there's no rules, there's no laws. Oh, yes, my sweet dear. We can finally get married. Oh, skinnies. And we can have that nipple baby we always wanted. Oh, God. Parodies are getting so good. Nipple baby. We always wanted. I mean, it's getting so good, Jeff. I mean, thank God. I don't know if that's AI or what to look like little characters, but they do a great job with this. So here's another one. Here's another parody. It's illegal if it's on stolen land. Are you gonna give the land back? I didn't mean it like that. Family shows up, you're gonna get the land back. I didn't mean it like that. I was just trying to. Virtual signal. I wasn't trying to. I wasn't. I didn't really mean it. Yeah, let her give up our damn house. There's nothing that I really meant. And there's this one, as people went crazy with the parodies. Jeff. This is our land. We take it back. This is my dad's house. No, it was stolen. Get off my wall. But I bought this land. It's now mine, you dumb hypocrite. Never mind about that. Never mind about that. The tribe came. The tribe came back to reclaim. That's right. They're like, hey, we're coming back with the vengeance, man. We are coming back. No idea. So here's, here's, here's another one. They just don't stop. Joe this is great. Hello, can I help you? Heard you have stolen land. You want to give it back. Oh, that was just for tv. Well, you then. Poser. Poser. Oh, this is too much. And honestly, somebody actually put up what she should have said. And I. I'll be honest with you. I think this one sounds so much better if you have to ask me, but sounds way, way more appropriate on point. Totally deport all these illegals, you guys. And I just want to thank President Trump and his whole team at the White House. You guys totally rock. I think you should just stay. I mean, we don't even need elections anymore. Just stay in the White House forever and just keep making America great again. You know, fuck the Democrats. They're all retards anyway. Especially Chucky Schumer and crazy Nancy. Thank you. That was perfect. Oh, my God. How do we know what's real? Clown Show? Oh, my God, that's awesome. That was so good. And then, you know, Bad Bunny, who's going to be doing the halftime show, but they're having an alternate halftime show. Charlie Kirk's old network, the Kid Rock, and a bunch of country people that most people are turning that off. He's gonna. First of all, he's speaking, singing in Spanish. He's gonna wear a dress. I mean, the guy's a nut job. But he won. He broke down. He was all excited again. He gave this dumb speech. As you can imagine, we're not going to play that speech. But I'll tell you what, I will play Omega's Dumber. Yeah, this is the speech he should have given right here. Want to say much to el Presidente Trump and ICE for deporting all these illegal aliens and for pepper spraying all these white, liberal, crazy, fat bitches. Mucho loca, muchacha. Anyway, everyone in this room is a. Except for Jelly Roll. You're cool. Everyone else can kiss both sides of President Trump's big, beautiful ass. Much gracias. This might be the only. This might be the single greatest use of AI right here. I think it is. All these damn parodies. I mean, people are. They're. They're doing such a great job, Jeff. I mean, it's just so fantastic to see it now. Mandami, look at this, Jeff. So, Mandami, there was a. There was an incident where dummy. The police show up at this house. Guy has a knife. He's a little bit crazy. Daughter's trying to stop him. He has the knife. He has the knife. He approaches the officer. What do you think happened to him, Jeff? Coming at the officers with the knife. He got shot. He got shot? Of course he got shot. That's exactly what happens when you come at the officer. But what does Mandami do? Well, he does this, you said. I spoke with the Chakraborty family and I visited Chavez in the hospital. And there is no family should have to endure this kind of pain. Put the knife down. Put the knife down. Put the knife down. Put the knife down. Put the knife down. Yep. How many times did he tell him to put the knife down? They even closed the door. The guy opened him with the knife. What does Mandami do? Does he back up the police? Does he have his police? He's the mayor. Well, he's got his police back. No, no. He said nobody should endure this pain. And he went and saw the guy that attacked the police with the knife. This is a train wreck, Jeff. And so many. I just don't. I mean, you know why. I understand speaking out about it, but why would he go visit the. Can you imagine how the police feel? I just don't know. Crazy. And so. So, you know, a lot of people are upset with Mandami, the whole idea of him being elected and everything, but there's a group of retards that are doubling down on stupid. Here they are smiling. Is this smiling or you want me to. It's serious. One of the biggest mistakes political movements make is declare victory and go home. After Obama got elected in 2008, the movement that got him there demobilized the country, settled for half measures, the Tea Party took over Congress, and we ended up with Donald Trump. We just elected Zoran Mamdani as our next mayor on a platform of providing universal child care. To pay for it, New York has to raise taxes on the ultra wealthy. But he can't do it alone. New taxes have to go through the state government in Albany, even if the mayor wants them. And there are powerful forces inside and outside of state government that are trying to make sure that that doesn't happen. So we the people need to stay organized to apply mass movement pressure on elected officials, from state assembly members all the way up to the governor. And that's why New York City dsa, is launching the Tax the Rich campaign. We'll be carrying the movement that got Zoran elected forward. We'll continue to build it, and we won't demobilize. Whether you're a parent like me who needs childcare or just a regular New Yorker who wants to get involved. Go to the link in our bio to get involved, Zoran's victory was historic. I don't know about you, but I'm ready to win again. Are we ready to tax the ranch? I can't hear you. Are you ready to touch the rich? Jeff, this is. What are your thoughts on this, Jeff? Is that, is that for real? It's for real. I tell you what, New York pretty much, that's it. I. These guys are out of their minds, you know, I mean, you look at it. I don't. What I want to see is the opposite. I know there's real New Yorkers out there that are not leftist lunatics. I want to see them stand up and do something about it, you know, across the board. They've got to go. They have to start checking to see the corruption within their supervisor of election. They have to make sure that in the next election cycle they get rid of their lunatic leftist governor, their lunatic leftist mayor. You know, I don't, I don't know where New York has gone. You know, they're gone just like so many other states that have gone to this leftist nonsense. But for the most part, I mean, again, there's got to be, you know, good centrist right conservatives in New York City that don't want to deal with this nonsense, you know, but they voted for it. You know, they're going to suffer the consequences and it's unfortunate. You know, they could have won, they could have upset it. They could go right, they could go center right, they could go further right. They don't have to put up with the nonsense. We've seen it before. It's the same city that elected Rudy Giuliani, cleaned up the city, made New York City a great place to be, and then they decided, hey, you know what? We like the. And the dirt, that's what we'd prefer to have in New York City. I don't. Dude, you're muted. It just. Everything's ass backwards. It just doesn't make any sense. I think they're still in the alternate universe stage. I don't. I don't think New York has come out of the alternate universe yet. I don't think so either. But you were saying, is there any, Are there any like real New Yorkers? Well, here's one. Here's one right here. Here's a real New Yorker. Check this out. I am once again asking for your donations. Oh, this is not real, right? Not for me, for Claire Valdez. Who the is that? Claire is an assembly member. A democratic socialist. A democratic socialist. Like they literally pulled that out they ass. And y' all voted for it. Union organizer running for Congress in New York 7. That's Greenpoint, Williamsburg, Bushwick, Ridgewood, Masspath, Cypress Hills, East New York. A little bit of Fort Green, a little bit of Bed Stuy. So everybody knows the areas in which to vote for the other. Yeah, baby. Wait, so I have a queue for you. What are you running on? Unions for all, Housing for all, Medicare for all. Okay, so. So if y' all fall for this, like, there's just no helping y' all at this point. Okay, okay. DC Was only doing for some right now. Nah, we're gonna do it all. You gonna take care of it all. We can't do it without you. That's right. Sorry. You're gonna take care of it all. So I'm asking you to donate whatever you can to Claire, and then Claire is gonna give it all to him. Man, I'm sorry, New York. I am so. I am so. I love how they asked money. They need money. They need money to run. Of course, socialists always run out of other people's money. Money to do with every. Everything else they want to do. Well, the funny thing was that the biggest shock was when people got on the buses thinking they were going to be free buses, and the rates went up. And then they even said in the tax the rich that it has to go through Albany Capital. It's got to be like, you can't just. A mayor just can't say, hey, I've wiped it clean. It's got to go through a legislative branch, right? It's got to go through, you know, the House and, you know, the Senate, and then it's got to be signed by the governor. That's how it works. The governor already said she ain't putting up with it. She's a leftist. She's like, I'm not. We're not doing free. But no, we're not taxing the rich. We had. We lost $8 billion or 12. 12 or $13 billion in tax revenue from rich people and companies leaving. Of course, he's a scam. They remember hope and change. Hope and hope and change. You know, they all were chanting and hope and change. And Mandami was, like, putting on a smiley face and, you know, getting everyone's face, and they connected him back. His parents with his or his mom connected in with Epstein, and. No, that's not true. That's. That was fake. It wasn't real. No, he's not connected. No, no, no. That was. Somebody made some AI stuff, because the elite, when they were showing with the Baby. Her with the baby and stuff. He would have been older than that at the time. So it wasn't. It was good AI stuff. Anyway, here's another one. So President Trump. Trump checks in on. See how Mandani's doing. Give you free buses. The homeless will have access to affordable housing and the city will prosper under socialism. Now you remember that already a few people, they took down the tents in the middle of winter and then. So a few people have died. The cold exposure already. Yeah. So comrade, how are things going with the bus? A month has passed. I understand it's not that long, but how many free buses have appeared in New York? Transportation will be fine soon. We just need more time. Okay, what about the homeless? Have several people already froze from the cold on the streets of New York? Is this normal for the 21st century? We are doing everything we can. The main thing is not to violate the freedom of homeless people. As if you could save their lives just by forcing them out of their tents. Yes, New York has budget problems, but I inherited them from my predecessors. They are to blame for everything. Yes, Zoran, I understand you. I also have to deal with problems created by the previous administration. But unlike some people, I don't use that as an excuse to raise taxes. Here's the part socialists hate saying out loud. Free is a lie. Every so called free program comes with a price tag and someone always pays for it. Boom. Pretty much how it works. Boom, boom. That's how it works, Jeff. It's a matter what. There's always a price tag. Always gonna pay for it. Someone is going, so here's, Here we go. I want to show this one. Jeff, look at this. So kind of put, put the save act, which is, you know, the voter id. They're trying to push it through Congress and Thune, who's a wishy rhino, said he would do something. Now he kind of walked that back today saying, well, I don't know. There's only so much legislative time somebody had a talking with him. But here's what CNN, they started asking here. Favorite photo ID to vote. 85 of white people. Favorite. 82% of Latino. 76 of black Americans. Favorite. So the bottom line is this voter id, which have weird. So black people couldn't. They, they, they couldn't, they didn't have an id. This is always. I'm like, why would you, who are you to sit there and to tell a group of people that they can't get an id? Meanwhile, you have to show ID for pretty much anywhere else you go Travel, whatever. But look at these numbers, they're overwhelming. It's not 51%, 52 and 53%. These are overwhelming numbers right here. The favor of photo id like why wouldn't everybody want you to have a photo ID is not controversial in this country. A photo ID to vote is not controversial in this country. It is not controversial by party and it is not controversial by race. The vast majority of Americans agree with Nicki Minaj that in fact you should have a photo ID to be able to vote. So something of a. Yeah, so they were just every once in a while, you know, just like a broken clocks, right. Twice a day you will see something happen. But listen to Chuck Schumer here talk about the SAVE Act. Mike Lee's argument that the Senate rules allow the majority to require the minority to stage a talking filibuster to stop the SAVE Act. Look, we've got to get this done and we've got to get it done very quickly. The SAVE act is an abomination. It's Jim Crow 2.0 across the country. We are going to do everything we can to stop it. Imagine almost every country on earth has you have to present an photo id. You can only vote in person. And if you do get a ballot, you've got to prove who you are first before they'll give it to you ahead of time. But he's going to say it's an abomination. Jim Crow 2.0. I don't get how it's Jim Crow 2.0, but this is great. You know, but the big thing you got to point out there is that the Democrats always go to, they go to the kkk, they go to the Jim Crow laws. And by the way, right, the Jim Crow laws were founded by the Southern Democrats, right, that the KKK founded by. Oh yeah, the Democrats, the Democrat party. But people that are international don't know. The new generation of people in this country that didn't get to study that in history don't know. But it's, it's so crazy. This is after the Civil War. The Democrat party in the south became the primary political home for most of the, the white southerners. And they position themselves against the civil rights advancements of the Republican led Reconstruction. So there was a lot of things that were going on at the time and the south decided they were going to pass the Jim Crow laws and that was it. It was actually legally mandated segregation that the, that the Democrats passed. And so it's Democrats. And think about the civil rights movement in the 50s and 60s. Guess who was against it? Guess who supported Democrats were against it primarily. So the majority of Republicans have got it done. Majority of Republicans. But yet they've done such a good job at spin tactic and the whole media. And that's why I think they're really good, you know, even on the social media and getting that messaging and they stick together. Republicans have never been good at the, at the media part of it and trying to get the mess out. So that's where they, the Democrats have won the war of term, of terminology, of words. They've created. Well, ruined his school. Nothing to do with the politicians. Donald's has been out there. You're talking about 20 years ago, Jeff, not recently. Well, it's big. It's a big no, no. You're talking when you indoctrinate kids for 30, 40 years in schools and don't teach them what happened. And they. I keep so shocked. I know. But the Democrats dummied it down. They run the school boards. They control everything. They've controlled the narrative. They've dummied down the education system purposefully. The Democrats created the, created the ghetto system. They did it on purpose. The Democrat party created permanent underclass. What's that? They need a permanent underclass to vote for them. They need illegals to vote for them. Their cheating's over. They're gonna get destroyed. They're getting destroyed, people across the board. Let me play this commercial, this old commercial and tell me if you remember this commercial or not. Guys, tell me if you remember, if you're old enough to remember this one. I used to play all the time on TV. Usually like late night TV. Ready? Yep. Here we go. Hi, it's Vince with ShamWow. You'll be saying wow every time you use this towel. Do you remember this guy? Oh, I love this guy. Vince from ShamWow. It's like a shammy. It's like a towel. A regular towel. Doesn't work wet. This works wet or dry. This is for the house, the car, the boat. The RV. Shamwow holds 20 times its weight in liquid. Look at this. It just does the work. Why do you want to work twice as hard? Doesn't trip, doesn't make a mess. Wring it out. You wash it in the washing machine. Made in Germany. You know, the Germans always make good stuff. You can cut it in half. Use one as a bath mat. Drain your dishes with the other one. Use one as a towel. Olympic divers, they use it as a towel. Look at that. Completely dry. Put a wet sweater, roll it up it dries your sweaters. Here's some cola, wine, coffee, cola, Pet stains. Not only is the damage going to be on top, there's your mildew that is going to smell. See that? The most absorbed. We're going to do this in real time. Look at this. Put on the spill, turn it over without even putting any pressure. 50% of the cola right there. You follow me camera guy? The other 50% the cola. You follow me camera guy? This guy was the greatest ever. Shambler starts to come up. Knowing the towel is going to do that, it acts like a vacuum. And look at this. Virtually dry on the bottom. See what I'm telling you? Sham. Wow. You'll be saying wow every time. I can't live without it. I just love it. Oh my gosh, I don't even buy paper towels anymore. If you're going to wash your cars or any kind of vehicle you'd be out of your mind not to own one of these. All I can say is sham. Wow. You're going to spend $20 every month on paper towels anyway. You're throwing your money away. The mini Shamwows are for everything. For everyday use. This last 10 years, this lasts a week. I don't know, it sells itself. The Shamwow sells for 1995 but you get one for the house, one for the car, two for the kitchen and bathroom. But if you call now within the next 20 minutes because we can't do this all day, we'll give you a second set absolutely free. Yeah, you remember that guy, the Shamwell guy? Yeah, yeah, three camera views. Well the Shamwa Shamwow guy is running for office Jeff. Yes he is. And I got his first political ad right here. First of all I've got to. Let me get some, let me see where Shamwowi is running. Sham. Wow. Vince Guy. Shamwow Vince Shalomi has officially released. Oh, Texas 31st congressional district. Carter's 84 years old. Yeah, in Texas. Correct. So here we go. Here's his, here's his. Vince is back. Here he is. Vince. I'm running for congress against this guy. Stop having a politician that's worse than Biden for that's discretionary funding. Instead vote for me, a guy who's not half dead. I'm gonna soak up the swamp, clean the house and pick up those liberal tears. At the same time I'm gonna slap chop the nuts out of the woke making less blue haired commies and more red blooded Americans. Vote for me so I can represent you and the ones that can't stand up for themselves. Vote for Shamwow pay for my offer. Vince Shamwell Shlomi for Congress. Shamwell Shlomi same he does, doesn't he? 25 years later. That was like in the 90s those ads. I was like he's the same. Exactly the samewellguy.com and you can learn all about them. Vince ShamWow Shlomi ShamWashlomi My guy. It's fantastic. Well let me pull up his website here. Shamwow Shlomi. There he is. I don't know, that's a pretty good ad. I'll be honest with you. And I would just vote for him because I like the dude. I always thought you follow me camera guy. I just like to do. Look at this, check this, check out his website. Looks pretty good to me. There he is. Shamwell Shlomy There it is right there. February 17th there's first nine bills in Congress and look he's got a pretty. He's running on something pretty good. No tax and Social Security being a Social Security whole life but I think that was one of the things Trump ran on parental class view. Many of us have a ring camera to protect our home why not have it in the classroom and xxx on x Pornography is not speech, has no freedom of speech should not be in the thought the thoughtism bill Thoughtism is a word I coined. It means hating someone on the basis of someone's skin. One thought is color, the other skin color but hates the same. And this one here, the human customer service. Now if you want to call big tech for a problem there's never any live customer service personnel. They direct you to fill out online forms and submissions, send you on a wild goose chick. The big tech wants a monopoly. They should first face the public by replacing AI support with real life Americans and finally the health screen act. Children 12 and under she'll only be shown contact that teaches them life skills, problem solving, real activities and values that involve friends, family, country and God. We're going to make fewer blue haired communists and more red blooded Americans. Pretty solid ground up the communists and just send them to a communist place like Cuba wants to get rid of woke big buster Tech. Aren't schools missing something? Yeah, they're missing prayers cowboy codes for kids. Kids are being taught life lessons and common sense in school. So I want to make sure we bring these codes to all school and they're not going to be woke out. I love this. There it is. There he is. Sham wow guy Shamwash Lomi Samuel Shlomi There he is. I hope he does well. We'll see how he ends, how it ends up. Says, not bragging, but I own the shamwow, the Flowy, the Rocco and the Ginsu knife set. Did you. Jeff used to use the Flowby before he lost his hair. He used to put on one setting. This is all floby. Jeff, you know Corey Mills. He's a Republican congressman in Texas, in Florida. So, people, the crowd was getting really rowdy. The lefties were getting routed. So he just said three words and it brought him in. They went nuts. Look at this, by the way. I just want to say this I have one quick thing and I'll let you eat, disappear, leave, whatever you like to do now Ice, ice, baby. Oh, you. You're a piece of you. I just got one. I just got one thing to say. I. I just want to say this I have one quick thing and I'll let you disappear, leave, whatever you like to do, man, I. Nice, baby. Oh, they went nuts. Oh. What's funny is they. It took us like. They didn't react right away. Their brains work a little bit slower. There's like a very good pause here, and then they all realize it at the same time, what he said. Oh, man, you're a piece of you. You gotta love that, Jeff. You really do. So, Don Lemons, you know how Don Lemon always does that man on the street thing? So he walks down the street and he runs into a guy. You think the guy's going to be a fan or you think he's not going to be a fan? What do you think? This. Who did ran it? Don Lemon. You know Don Lemon, the one who just got arrested for, you know, breaking the church? Not going to run into fans on the street at this point. Yeah, okay. So good. Pretty good call there. Here he is. Sir, can we talk to you? Where are you from? You live in New York. Who are you? Don Lemon. You're a moron, dude. Thank you. So are you. Except you've never heard anything I've had to say. And I've heard a whole bunch of what you. I'm glad you watched me. No, I don't. Why. But you just get clipped everywhere. I know, but why don't you. You said you don't watch me, but you. Yet you know who I am. And I get clipped before I realized that CNN and MSNBC were full of every once in a while. What do you want? I watch all sorts of stuff. Yeah, but why do you say CNN and MSNBC are full of because they lie about what? Be specific. What's everything? Everything. You're an effing moron. Oh, boy. Here we go. There we go. We're heading down. Look at this. So this woman is complaining. Jeff. What did that. Wait, what did that say? What does it say? Oh, here we go. This is. This woman's complaining about the only reasons you come to this country is a slightly better. This guy is. This is awesome. Hold your hand when I say this. We do not move to America because we think it's a better country. We move here because it's a little less worse than our other countries. So it's better than the country you came from. I mean, just because you say it's a little less worse doesn't change the definition of the whole thing. That means the United States is better. All I'm saying, though, is, is anybody else really sick and tired of immigrants, whether they're legal or illegal, coming here and then on this country and being like, you know what? It's not that great. It's not that wonderful. You know, our country really was better. This place is not that good. If you feel like that, go back. Like, seriously. No shade, no anger, no offense taken. If we are not up to your lofty standards, you can go back. There's absolutely nothing keeping you here. There's no shackles. We're not telling you you have to stay here. If anything, we're telling you you can go. Like, seriously, you're not hurting our feelings. You can get on the first plane out, the first car, ride out, the first van, dollar van, minivan, however you want to do it, and you can go, seriously, we're okay with it. If anything, we'll give you a whole group rate. You can get on a plane, like, 10 for the price of one, however you want to do it. But you can go, seriously, no offense to us at all. For the price of one. That's so spot on. Yeah, it's only because marginally better. It's marginally less worse. Oh, so you're saying it's better is what you're saying. Is that what you're saying? Sounds like you're saying it's better. Yeah. Time for that drawing, Jeff. It is time for that drawing. Drawing. Well, but it's that drawing. Time for that drawing. That one. White fur drifting through the frost. Smile says mercy. I say cost Boots in the mountain snow. You won't hear us then, you know. Ask Checkers. Myth. Heart of stone never hunts, never alone. Every step carved and fade. Too late to pray, too late to wait. You thought the storm had passed you by. Feel that chill? Yeah, that's alive. Cold still smile no escape Snow goes quiet Seal your face. Legends whisper when we're near Ass kicker's myth is why we're feared. Badass. Yes, Badass. Yeah. On the chain. On the chain. This is badassery, creators of on the chain, badass yetis and badassery coffee dot com. Wow. I was gonna look. I got it. Is that Barry Manilow? Hell yeah. Hell yeah, it is. It's Barry. Barry freaking Manilow. You gotta like it, man. Badass studies. I like that tune. That was good. It's super catchy. I liked it a lot. I like it a lot. Okay, guys, here we go. You guys ready? You got your zombie wallet ready? There we go. There we go. There we go. Who's gonn. Who's gonna win? Win. Gonna get stuck on the king is again. The king is winning again. Biggest winner of the day. The king just won, man. Is over. The king wins again. One on Sunday. The king is in. Davey says congratulation. Congratulations. The next stipulation was the king will have to choose change his cover image in order to win the third time. That's right, King. I don't know what you got up there, but you got some weird dude running. I don't know what the hell that is. Two in a rope. And wait till you see this guy up close. This is ecos, dude. What? Look at that. Glico. Glico. Glico. Some dude running. I don't know what that means. I don't know. It's in Japanese. I don't know. Double header. That's right. He was bamboozled. It's a premier confectionary, Jeff. What is it? It's the premier confectionery over in Japan. Okay. How about that? But you didn't know that. Glico. I was just there. I didn't see it at all. I didn't see it anywhere. This is the badass yeti that the king just won. This is one of the. This guy. Love this guy, man. Look at that. If you look at the. Look at that. Look at that leather, man. He's got the little stone at the end of that big ass sword, right? Look at that. This is badass yeti number 1059. 1059. And since we know that the king is here, and since we know that the king won the other day, I've actually got your wallet center. There it is. Damn badass leering center. I'm gonna layer this right over to you here. Look at this right here. This is a running. Look at. You see him, Jeff? Oh, there he is. Hang on. I must go get my wallet, my wallet. I must get my phone with the wallet. It's someplace else. It's not with me. I gotta scan this QR code. Okay, well I got two more videos we're going to talk about here, so be back. Talk about the. The governor cannot run again in California, Jeff. So hang on a second. The governor cannot run again. So we have the challenger. There's only, I think there's a couple Republican challengers, but this one is good. Let me go ahead and put these two up here. Actually, I got three of them. Where is the other one? There it is. And then we've got the 3 3rd one which is right here. Here we go. Steve Hilton running for Republican, running for governor. What sets me apart in this race is that I'm not a Democrat. And after 16 years, after 16 years of Democrat one party rule that have given us the highest poverty, the highest unemployment, the highest cost of living in America, I think it's a very good thing. We don't need another Democrat, we need change. We've got the plans to make it happen. Three dollar gas, cut your electric bill in half, your first hundred grand tax free, a home you can afford to buy. And that's how we make our state califordable. But the other thing that makes me different, I'm building a team. I'm building a team to get this done. Imagine booing. $3 gas, it's like $7 right now. Imagine booing, no taxes on your first hundred thousand dollars. Imagine booing this. These people are immensely ill. Lieutenant Governor running with me, Gloria Romero, she was the former Democrat leader of the state Senate. Michael Gates running with me for Attorney General to enforce the law. Herb Morgan running with me for state controller to end the fraud in our government. That's how we make our state golden again. With the golden ticket and the team I'm putting together, some guys out there booing $3 gas and no tax in the first hundred thousand. The biggest driver of the high cost of living is Democrat policies. They've been in power for 16 years. Who else is there to blame? If you add up the average budget for the rest of the country and compare it to the average household budget here in California, here's the difference, $35,000 a year. That is how much the average Californian is paying extra just for Democrat policies. You can look up your own if you like. We did a website Just so you can calculate it. Californiademtax.com See how much they're charging you. Here's what I'll do on day one. I announced the first one last week. Vehicle registration everywhere else in the country. Pretty much it's under $100 a year to renew your registration here. 600, 700, 1,000. Some people paying over 2,000. Can you imagine paying 6, 800 bucks a year just for car registration? Jeff? 1200 bucks. That's because they're charging all these extra fees that go into their bottomless money pit. On day one, I will cap vehicle registration at the flat fee of $71. The guy didn't boo that, did he? One last one. We have to end the Democrat climate crusade that has led to these astronomical gas prices that are particularly hurting working families who drive their cars and trucks two, three, four, five hours a day. It's not the climate warriors in Marin county tapping away at their MacBooks that are hurt by high gas prices. It's Californians. Here's what we're going to do. We're going to stop the insane importing of oil and gas from halfway around the world on giant supertankers spewing out carbon emissions while shutting down oil production right here in California. That makes no sense. We're going to end these environmental regulations on the refineries that are causing them to shut down with zero environmental benefits. That's how we get to $3 gas. That's going to help every single working family and small business in California. It will reduce our costs overall. We've got to get it done. By the way, when they took a poll after he pulled 71, 71 thought he won. California people could be the next governor, right? You know, so Vivek Ramaswamy also just endorsed him. They're good buddies. And remember this guy? He's also a good correspondent. I forgot what channel he was on, but he was. He was fantastic. I used to love his exposes, but he's. Yeah, this guy would turn around. Sometimes you got to burn it down like a Gavin Newsom. I don't think Newsom ever runs again. I think he's going to be confused. Convicted of fraud. This guy's a shyster. A shyster, Jeff. Well, that's all the time we have here. Did you send off the badass yeti? It's now sent. All right. It hit at. All right, guys, we'll see you on Saturday. But Sunday is Super Bowl Sunday. There will not be a show on Sunday again. I hope I'll be cheering for the Seattle Seahawks and see what happens there. Patriot Bar not too far from here. I'm sure they'll be really sad if the Seahawks win. Well, I mean, who knows? I mean, they've been the luckiest team so far. Who knows? But I just, I, man, I'd be shocked if, if this, if, if the Patriots won. But who knows? A lot of weird things can happen in a Super Bowl. We'll see. See you guys on Saturday. Have a great rest of your week. Anything you want to say, Jeff, before we get out? Be back Saturday morning, 8:00am Eastern Standard Time with great content. How about that? Content? Yeah, more great content. More great content. Awesome content. All right, we'll see you guys on the next one. Chip and Jeff, oh, are you down with otc? Please, like subscribe and click the bell to be notified. Notified when the next video drops.