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Welcome to on the Chain, man. Chip. Most people are confused by what's happening right now. Venezuela, Iran, Greenland, crypto. It all looks chaotic, disconnected, random, but something's going on.
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Here's the thing, it isn't. So what you're really watching here is just the power move. And if you're only following the headlines, which most people are, you're pretty much missing the strategy underneath.
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Right. Tonight we're going to be laying out the global chessboard, because it is a big chess match right now, and if you're not in the know, well, we're going to break it down for you. Resources, geography, alliances, leverage, why all these regions matter, why they're not isolated, why they matter as a whole. We're going to get into it.
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Yeah. And Venezuela isn't just about politics. It really comes down to two things. Energy and influence. Iran isn't just unrest. It's basically pressure from within a regime. And we've got some amazing first account videos that would seem shocking had they been released only maybe three, four months ago. Greenland isn't just about ice. It's trade routes, it's defense, and the Arctic future.
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I like the ice part. And when power, money, and influence start shifting, transparency actually really matters. And that's where crypto enters the conversation. Accountability, transparency.
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Yeah. And it comes down to it. It's not really left versus right. Well, maybe it is, but it's really about how the US Checks China and Russia and why most people don't see the chess match until it's already played.
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That's right. Now, if you really want to understand exactly what's happening, not just react to it, you're in the right place. You don't want to hear the YouTube fanboy interpretation.
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Well, you're not going to get it here. Let's go. Welcome to on the Chain. Comes out on the chain, everybody. Go ahead. Where are you coming in from today, tonight, this morning? Good evening, good morning, good afternoon, and good evening.
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Good night.
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Good night, Good night, good morning, good evening, whatever it is. Jeff, all those, and most of them almost not late, but late. Don't worry, you're not late. We're late.
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We're right on time.
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Yeah. Tripoli. Olivia. I knew Smithson was going to be coming in from Libya, where I ran. He's in Tehran, like, the other day. And then, yeah, you go water. And Rose is pretty cool how the mission went down. Very cool, in fact.
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Very cool.
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Yeah, that's really good. Buffalo cheated. Buffalo cheated. Man, I. I had like. It was so funny, Jeff, because my wife was Gone all day. And I was on the couch and I had this look on my face. She goes, and she knows how crazy I am about the bills. And she comes in and she sees my face. She goes, oh, they didn't win. I go, no, they won because why do you have the long face? I go, I've been watching the interception 15 times in a row. I'm trying to come down. I said I was about ready to go get some oxygen. It was just like. I was like, my head, heart palpitations. I was dying. It was horrible, man. It was crazy.
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They wanted it.
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China, on average, bought 60 to 70% of. Well, yeah, it wasn't only China, but I don't think people understand. Look, you. If you give this stuff up. And according to. According to some. Some. And again, I'm having a hard time verifying it, but according to some things that I've read. Sorry, it's always hard to know what a notable source is. Is it the BBC? I don't think so. But apparently Kerr Starmer and his cronies and the rest of the European minions want to defend Greenland. And they're going to send troops or. I don't know what they're going to send. They don't have anything. Apparently they have like a hundred thousand standing army, but I don't know what they do. I think they just sit around, stand around all day, you know, kicking tires. I don't know what they do.
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And who are they? Who are they going to stand against?
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Well, against. The US did not pay attention. What's going on? We'll crush your heads. We'll crack your heads. It's just great to see these people actually acted very. All kind, all kinds of strange, Jeff.
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They're being outmaneuvered on. On such a high level, they don't even get it, you know, especially when we really get into the significance of Venezuela. Like you said, 60, 70% or someone's comment 67. Chad's comment, 60, 70% of Venezuelan or oil being bought by China. Big move putting China and Iran in their place. Plus, the big news yesterday was shutting off oil to Cuba. So zero oil going to Cuba right.
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Now, zero money going.
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But Cuba also lost a lot of their soldiers that were in Venezuela. They're no longer with us. They've been removed from this earth. And so all of these elements being put together, it's such an amazing orchestration. But none of them in isolation, you know, would bear 100% sign. It's when you start looking at all the pieces, you know, with Iran coming back into check, getting rid of the Ayatollah, Venezuela, you know, which also puts Cuba back in play. And then Greenland removing the influence of China and Russia. And, and there's so much more because what's happening on the ground right now in Iran and we're going to get into more of that too.
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So look at this. I says they don't have an army. Spain just came out today blathering about getting the military in order so they don't have to depend on the usa. Yeah, okay, good luck, Good luck with that. Okay, you, now you're going to get the, you're going to get it in order because you don't want to rely on the usa. These, eventually the leftism ideology will destroy it destroys their brain. It's like, it's like acid pouring acid on someone's brain. Remember those, those old commercials in the 80s? Like, this is, this is. What was that? What was that? The frying pan. This is your brain on drugs. What was the whole thing?
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Yeah.
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This is, yeah, the war on drugs. This is your brain on drugs. You know, it's just absolutely insanely ridiculous. But listen, I mean, this, the ideology will stop them from really filtering any kind of logic or reason anywhere. So Spain, Spain's got bigger problems. They got hyperinflation going on there. They don't have. They've got a revolt going on on the eastern side of this where they want, you know, part of it wants to secede. I mean, and they're worried about creating an army to protect Spain because they're worried about relying on the US but the US strategically wants Greenland. Denmark loosely says we own it. Really. Nobody owns it. No one's ever taken it. You know, and if you look back at what, Greenland, I mean, Denmark, what do they actually own? There's, there's no. The people that live there. There's only 8% of Danish people live there. It's all, it's the right.
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And what are they doing to protect that region, this hemisphere, from the influence of China and Russia? So if China is going to come in and dominate the ports and the seafare, the sea lanes in that region, then what is Denmark actually doing to offset and protect nothing? Denmark can't do anything compute. Completely inept at being able to really regulate control. And why would the US even want to rely on Denmark, who everybody already can acknowledge completely inept and has no way to, to monitor or control the region? So even, even if they could, why would we want them? It would make zero sense. So we need to be able to protect Greenland. We need to be able to protect their asset and we need to be able to protect our, our overall interests throughout this part of the world. And we can't have China or Russia dominating in any way, shape or form. Venezuela, Cuba, Greenland and the rest of South America. Everybody's on notice right now. From Colombia south, everybody's on notice that you, you continue along your doctrine, it's gonna not end very well, as is Mexico. Mexico is also on notice. So. And I think the whole thing with Venezuela going in, taking Maduro out in that short period of time also, and some of the items coming up, I don't know, you know, we played that video. I don't know if that was 100 know true propaganda, but we know that our military has some amazing resources at their disposal. We were able to get in in a very short period of time, put the fear of God in them. And so that has to resonate throughout the rest of the, the region. And Iran already knows exactly also what the potential capabilities are of taking out parts of their region. So there's, there's so many different components at play. Why, why is England even thinking about standing up to protect and be on the wrong side of history?
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They can't even, you know, they're always.
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On the wrong side of history. It doesn't make any sense.
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This is your brain. This is your brain on drugs. And it was the frying, it was the egg frying in a pan. Right? Any questions? I think Mark Smithson has a great solution here. Trade Minneapolis and New York City for Greenland. The problem is, is we could trade them, but then we don't. How do we do that really? I don't know how that really works. Just move all the people out. Sorry, you got to go.
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People. Let's just trade the people.
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Yeah, see you later, stupid.
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So you go here.
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NX Cuba says art on the lake. Sure, we could do that. Let's. We only have a couple cryptos things, but let's do this. We'll jump back into geopolitics in a second, but I think before we do that, Jeff, we were talking about Greenland. I almost feel like we got to listen to Jimmy Carter, this comedian to talk about this again. This is just the greatest ever. It just sums it all up pretty quick. We sell Greenland.
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Should you sell it? Well, you've got, you've got. The alternative is they take it.
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So remember, he's talking to a Danish audience here.
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I mean, no offense to your fine military. Okay, why don't we just have a Quick game. I'm just going to ask a question. Hands up. Who has a military where they can't even afford blanks? They've just got to say, bang. Yeah, it's you, isn't it? It's fucking you.
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Bang.
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Yeah.
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Greenland, Scott. Well, you sold them the American Virgin Islands, right? You sold them that. And what'd you get for that? How much? 25 million for the British Virgin Islands.
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Okay.
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You know who's the negotiating team? What? We didn't put the fucking autistic boy on the case, did we?
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Want the boy?
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When was this? Was it 100 years ago? Even fuck, 25 million is. You had a holiday home and you fucking sold it.
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So funny.
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What?
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Sorry.
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He used to say tactics back then.
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There was a Trump back then.
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There was a Trump back then. The same tactics.
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The pressure to either sell it or.
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They would take it.
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Sell it or they would take it. Okay, fucking sell it. Have you learned nothing? You could militarize.
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Yeah, some people are anti war, but.
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If you're anti war, you better get on board with being very pro suppression. How many. How many people are there in Greenland?
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57,000.
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57,000?
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Yeah.
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Give me a more accurate figure. Is your name Alexa? You're. You're good at this.
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Oh, my God.
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I don't think that's ever gonna get old until we own Greenland. I swear to God. We might have to play that at least once a week. It's the greatest ever.
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And we will on it soon.
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It really is the greatest thing ever. But, you know, I don't know. I. I wouldn't. The. The. There's like some figurehead there in Greenland. I don't know what they call it. A president or something. Some. Some kind of a. I don't think it's a title that does anything, but this guy wants to negotiate with the U.S. of course. Negotiate. Yeah, dude, you want. You. You're Greenland. You're right up there by Russia. Do you want to be just left out there? Who's going to protect you?
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The premiere? That's who it is. Premier.
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Whatever, Jeff. It's nobody.
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It's just Jen. Frederick Nielsen.
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Dude, think about it like this. 57, 000, you know. You know. You know where the. Where the. The University of. Of what is it? Michigan? There, that stadium. What's the one on the Go Blue. What is it? The, uh, that stadium is 100 and Detroit is a110,000. Well, not Detroit. It's west Detroit.
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University of Michigan and Michigan.
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Yeah, it's a hundred and ten Thousand. So you're talking about a population. They can't even fill half of that damn stadium, dude.
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Right.
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Like barely hat. Can you imagine? Like, you know, the stadium, it's crazy, right? I don't know if you've ever been there, but it's crazy. Can you imagine half of it empty? That's the population of Greenland, basically.
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Went visit a couple weeks ago. Yeah, right.
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That's the population.
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So there you go, Bill. Half the stadium. That's pretty crazy.
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I mean, that's when you start thinking about what 57,000 people are. It holds 110,000 people, man. Holy cow.
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And the. The premier of Greenland. He was a former badminton player.
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Where do you go? You can, you know, you can have all kinds of dreams if you live in Greenland. You could go from a professional badminton player. I never even heard of any such a thing.
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To prime minister.
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I think all of us play premiere. I mean, you remember like you were a kid at some point. There's the obligatory thing where someone buy that stupid net. It would take forever to try to set the damn thing up. And it did. It wasn't even like a real. It was like. It was only this big. Yeah, right. It was high. Right. So you had to get the little and the. And you know, the thing you click over is a shuttlecock. Getta hit that over there back. Right.
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I love. I love playing badminton.
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Everyone plays badminton. You can whack that thing. That little thing.
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Hit it really hard.
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Yeah. Backhand, you know. But I don't know if you play it for freshly. I think like, I think, you know, because I guess I would put that on my. You know, I might put that on my resume. Jeff. Like interesting, interesting. You know, sort of interesting things.
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Expert.
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Excuse me?
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Expert level badminton player.
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Badminton. Call me on it. Come on, I'll take you on. Sure. We can go over to Dick's Sporting goods. We can buy a badminton net for 100 bucks. Sure. Comes with four little things. A couple shuttlecocks. There you go. Can you imagine that? Like it's a good thing to talk about an interview. It's like. Well, do you have any. Any really skills to be useful? Look, I kick ass, okay? No one's gonna beat me. I'm a secret weapon. Yeah. I'm on your team. We win, okay? You don't even have to get involved. Badminton. He's a former badminton player. There's badminton.
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Greenland. Apparently he was pro.
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Greenland is ice and Iceland is green. Marketing.
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He's a member of the Greenland national badminton team and on the badminton team. Since 2009. And at the 2023 Island Games, he took gold in men's singles badminton. Badminton.
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Well, I think he pretty much qualifies to be premier of Greenland. Pretty much? He's got the skills, Jeff.
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He plays badminton.
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What's the last time you even said the word badminton? Think about it. It's probably been 10 or 15 or 20 years. I mean, who says badminton? Such a dumb name anyway? This is Luke Judges. He is middle management over there at a little bank called Green. So he changed his thing. A little bank, A bank called Ripple. They call it a bank now because it's got a banking license. How funny is that? He comes from the banking world. He's put this story out. NASDAQ partners with the CME to release Crypto index weighs XRP at 6.7%. And I pulled the article up here, and there it is. There's the CME Group out of Chicago there. And then I'm gonna have to unshare this because I gotta share the audio. So let me do this with the audio. There we go. So let's see if this indeed does play the audio here, because it's not a video I can download. Tell me if you hear audio.
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Yep.
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Let's go.
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Hello, I'm Helena Medin, and I lead EDP business at NASDAQ Nordic. I'm joined here today in Stockholm by Lindsay Nelson from our NASDAQ index research team. Hi, Lindsay. It's a pleasure to have you here today.
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Hi. Thank you for having me.
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So I know you focus quite a bit on crypto. Could you tell us more about NASDAQ crypto indices?
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Sure. NASDAQ has multiple crypto indexes. The NASDAQ Crypto Index, or nci, is nasdaq's flagship crypto index. It's a dynamic benchmark designed to measure the performance of the material portion of the overall digital asset market.
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Rolls right off your tongue, doesn't it? Almost as if you're listening to Heart. I mean, is she reading a teleprompter? What's going on here?
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It must be reading something. I mean, this is just a bit much. Go back.
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I'll be honest with you. I did not hear one thing she said, Jeff. I was completely lost.
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I missed it. I missed all of it.
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I was focused on there's young whatever her name is, and there's old whatever her name is. Like the older version of the younger version. Like, are they, like, related in somehow? I don't know. Just white people. I don't know. I couldn't Figure it out. Here we go. So she introduces her here. Hang on, I gotta back this thing. So there's Helena Weeden. She's the Nordic. Nordic edit.
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But it kind of threw me off that she didn't have an accent. Also, when she started talking, at first I thought she had an accent.
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Right. She's from. She says she's from the north. Yeah.
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I'm joined here today in Stockholm Violence. Nelson.
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Okay. Lindsay Nelson. Gotcha. Yeah, Very American name. It's not a name. Lindsay. Lindsay Nelson's from. From Sweden. There you go.
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Our NASDAQ index research.
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Thank you for having me.
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Hi, Lindsay. It's a pleasure to have you here today.
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Hi, thank you for having me.
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So I know you focus quite a bit on crypto. Could you tell us more about NASDAQ crypto indices?
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Sure.
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Just interpret what she's saying. I don't know if I got it all.
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NASDAQ has multiple crypto indexes.
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Okay.
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The NASDAQ Crypto Index, or nci, is nasdaq's flagship crypto index. It's a dynamic benchmark designed to measure the performance of the material portion of the. The overall digital asset market.
B
Does that even mean.
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What is. What is material portion?
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I don't even understand.
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Of the overall digital asset market? So if you're gonna have.
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I don't know what that means.
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Yeah, the.
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The material portion. What other portion is.
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I don't know what the material. Are there any portions other than.
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I don't know. I don't understand what she's talking about here. But she has a dialect. She knows. She knows what she's saying. Come on, Jeff, you didn't know that it's the material portion of the overall digital market potential. That's that market. Come on.
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And it's meant to evolve alongside international crypto regulation.
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It is meant to evolve against international.
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How does it evolve?
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The NASDAQ US or nci? US is an index with a very similar methodology to the nci, but which is designed to evolve with US Crypto regulation.
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I don't know.
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How does it.
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How does the index evolve around.
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I don't know what's going on.
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Doesn't an index just follow certain assets? Yeah, it's basically a basket of assets that they follow based on a specific industry.
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But here's the thing that she's saying is it's designed to coordinate with either. With regulation. Well, I mean, that doesn't coordinate with that. That has nothing to do with the index.
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NASDAQ also has single asset indexes.
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She's saying Indexes and on the screen is saying indices. So I don't know, like is there something going on here? I'm supposed to know the NASDAQ Bitcoin.
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Reference price index, the NASDAQ Ether reference Price Index, the NASDAQ Solana reference.
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She's going to run through every crypto. Here we go. Jeff, how long is this video reference.
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Price index and the NASDAQ chain link reference price index?
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Yes.
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What about the XRP1? Dude, this is the reason. Listening.
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Because there isn't one.
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There is.
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How long has the NASDAQ crypto index been active?
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God, dude, this is a painful interview. All right, let's. What's the over under on her giving you an exact number or is she going to rip into some legalese that's written on some presser somewhere? What do you think? What do you guys think? Do you think she's going to give an exact date? What's been around for six months? It was just released. What do you think it's going to be an exact time frame or she thinks she's gonna give a political answer. Drum roll please.
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And have a long answer.
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Okay. I think, I think it's something new. So I think it's going to be maybe like within the next three months or who knows? Let's see if you're right. Ready? If you make a game on it, then it becomes fun to watch. Otherwise you can't follow it.
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Yeah. The NCI launched in February 2021 as NASDAQ's first digital asset in.
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There you go. Since 2021.
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How about that index offering?
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I did not see that.
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The index was designed with three specific criteria in mind. To be representative, to be investable and adaptable.
B
Investable. Investable, invest.
A
So in the nci, what, what assets are in the nci? That's what I'm trying to find out.
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Look at the way she's smirking. It's investable.
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Could you tell us more about how NASA Crypto Index is designed?
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Yeah. The NCI tracks a diverse basket of USD traded digital assets which are free float market capitalization weighted and it applies rigorous liquidity, exchange and custody standards for asset eligibility. It's reconstituted and rebalanced on a quarterly basis to ensure that it really reflects the industry as it evolves and governed by a robust methodology and by a governance oversight committee.
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So what is it that makes the NASDAQ Crypto Index unique?
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A unique aspect of the NCI is really its eligibility criteria. This starts when we examine a broad universe of digital assets before Filtering those down based on five key criteria. First, an asset must have active tradable markets listed on at least two core exchanges. And core exchanges must themselves meet criteria outlined in the NCI methodology to demonstrate effective operational controls infrastructure.
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And it's funny how the other ladies pretend like she's listening. Look at this. She's waiting. She's waiting. She's getting a little head nod, like she's trying to stay awake, right? She can't wait. Just get. She cannot wait just to ask the next question. Like as soon as you pause, I'm asking the next question. Look at this.
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Infrastructure and regulation. Secondly, an asset must be supported by at least one core custodian. And core custodians must also meet criteria around compliance, operations and security. Next, an asset must demonstrate a certain level of liquidity in order to be considered eligible. And this rule is really meant to improve the investability of the index. Finally, an asset must be eligible for listing in an ETP on certain European exchanges and have free floating pricing.
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Meaning.
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It can't be.
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This is why people hate stuff like this, Jeff. It serves no purpose. Like if you wrote this, you wouldn't even read past the second paragraph. Now you gotta listen to an interview of people like basically reading stuff. It's horrible, man.
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Tagged to the value of other assets. When assets meet these conditions, they're considered eligible and must then meet an additional market capitalization threshold before being selected as constituent and weighted according to their relative free float market capitalization.
A
Put a pause on her real quick index methodology.
B
I'm not even listening to her.
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Extra people plumbing said allegedly material portion means a significant, important, non trivial part, not a small or irrelevant part.
B
Great. Now I'm more confused than I was before. I asked what it was, what it meant. I mean, what the hell does that mean?
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The material portion of it. The material portion?
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Yeah, the significant non trivial part. But what does that mean?
A
But what assets are they tracking? They track.
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Yeah, I'm going to get into that. Like I'm. We're actually going to break it down. I'm gonna.
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But the index can't just track if you're investing. If you're going to invest on our website, it has a number.
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Thank you.
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Don't get it.
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That was something, Jeff. I gotta be honest. That was something.
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Wasn'T it?
B
That was something. I gotta tell you. All right, let's just. I don't even know why I thought that. You know, I didn't. I didn't listen to that video because I couldn't. I couldn't I couldn't get past it. I don't know. Sometimes I just tuned out. It's just gobbly goop, you know, here's.
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Here's the nci. Right? There's the. It's up. Oh, what happened here? Four thou. What it. What is the index? What is it tied to? Basically, it's just a basket. It's tracking a basket of. Of equities. Why is this even. Let's give some transparency on this.
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Well, according to this. Here, let me. I have a. I have a breakdown here, Jeff, of how this works.
A
Yeah, you have a breakdown, all right.
B
Yeah, it's actually on the same page because that's gobbly goop. It says the stupid interview. The innovative crypto. So the benchmark here, it is adaptable, representative and investable. Okay, here's core exchanges and core custodians right here.
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Yeah, zoom in on those.
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So you got Bitstamp, Coinbase, Gemini, Ibit fracking.
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Okay.
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Almax Digital, Bitco, Coinbase, of Fidelity, Gemini, Khmer, that and Zodia. And so the inner. The overview here, Crypto index. There it is. Attracts the first basket of USD traded assets, applies liquidity exchange. That. And so these are them right here. This is what it tracks. Bitcoin, Ethereum, xrp, Solana, Cardano, Chain Link, Stellar Lumens and Uniswap.
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And this is tracking the ETPs. This is based on ETPs or ETFs, not the assets themselves.
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Correct. Yeah, it's a basket. So which is weird that they're even. So it's weighted almost like almost 7% of XRP in the basket. The biggest part of it's Bitcoin. Right. Which is like almost three quarters. Right. It's almost 75%. And then there breaks down Ethereum and then it' starts trickling down like Uniswap. Seems like an odd one to pick. I can see Lumens, even Chain Link, maybe Cardano. Also on.
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I can see such a small percentage.
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Yeah. What's the point of having Uniswap? 0.14, you know, 0.32 for lumens, you know, even one. So that's. So it kind of makes sense, you know, Bitcoin being 1, 2 Ethereum and 3 XRP. Then you know, Salana and Cardano. So kind of, kind of almost mirrors market cap. Talk about the performance since its inception and insights on crypto talk. Your ticker. Oh, no. Is this another one? Oh, this is another one with this. She's in another interview. We can't watch this. She's interviewing this dude, I wonder he. I wonder if he's memorized talking points or reading them. Yeah, I mean, here it is. Here's some other related indexes here. So you got the crypto index, the U.S. index, got a Bitcoin reference price. Ethan.
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The NCI, U.S. right.
B
That's weird. So this symbol is NXRP.
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The NASDAQ Bitcoin reference price is looking strictly at Bitcoin ETFs.
B
Okay, that makes sense.
A
Is that what it is?
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I think so. Because you look at this right here, this is the reference price index just for like the xrp. Then there's the basket that kind of has all of them weighed into one basket, but these seem to be individual. Right. So a minus 32 return doesn't seem like a good investment to me. I'm sorry.
A
Let's go all in on that one.
B
It does seem like it's going to work out in the long run.
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Really?
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Quite honestly. Let's see what the bitcoin one looks like. God, that's something. Where's the bitcoin? There it is. This is. But these are just reference prices, though. Minus 3.8. Not as bad over the past year.
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That's basically. Since when you're.
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Yeah, I don't know. I don't know what they're tracking it from. Who knows? Anyway, I guess, you know, some of this has been around since 2021. I had no clue. And you know what? I'll be honest, I don't really care. Get it? Horrible is way more fun, man.
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Who gets to define the index component.
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Weights exactly, whereas the bankers do. Of course they win. They're gonna. They're gonna tell you how it's worth. Of course they're gonna define it. Shimdy. Of course, you know that money, money, money, money by Abba. I was thinking the other money one that used to be the Donald Trump theme song for his TV show. Of course you can't play it here because we'll get a copyright strike for some reason. We have copyright strikes our last two shows.
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Yeah.
B
So it means you don't get paid the $37 we were counting on. Jeff. 37.
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Done.
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Look at this here. So the. The U. S. Senate Banking Committee, the GOP side, Chairman Tim Scott moving forward on digital asset market structure legislation delivering clear rules on Main Street. So here was his statement on this because he's kind of been leading this up. He said the legislation's about making America the crypto capital of the world. And so the next generation of jobs and innovation is built here, not overseas. And we set clear rules. We give entrepreneurs the confidence to start companies, hire workers, and grow right here in the United States. We also make it harder for criminals and foreign adversaries to use new technology to rip off Americans or undermine our financial system. Yeah, good luck on that. After months of serious bipartisan work, it's time to move forward and deliver final results and real results for the American people.
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Sherman, deliver.
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Please do, would you? I mean, God, I thought this was going to get done last year.
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Just deliver.
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Stand and deliver is what I want to hear. That's what I want to know.
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Steve Willet says the Swedish chef used to put everything in the pot as well.
B
Freaking Swedish. Now you're talking some sense, Steve Willits. This is stuff we need to talk about, not this other garbage.
A
There's digital vendette. Also said I don't get what NASDAQ's getting into crypto means. Does this mean that we're going to be trading cryptos through the stock market and not on exchanges?
B
I don't know, man. We watched the interview. Nobody can figure it out. There's a lot of buzzwords, a lot of stuff going on there. You know what? Just. Just put that in. Take that page and put in Grok and say, explain this to me like I'm a five year old. Because, I mean, quite honestly, Jeff, put that video in.
A
Say, can you.
B
No, I don't know if you can do the video. I don't think. I don't even think rock cares about the video. I'm gonna do that right now. I'm gonna put that into croc. I'm gonna grock. Explain this to me like I'm a 5 year old.
A
Crypto capital in a distributed nationalist ledger system. Brilliant paper, crypto. You gotta love it. Like, I'm loving this index. The NCI is 4550 and it's continuously moving. That's a one, you know, one. Today's one one. 1 26. It's nice. One of one one, huh? 1 11. Those are all good numbers. One is a good number. 11 is a good number.
B
It's perfect. Okay, so here we go, Jeff. So, okay, imagine that you're 15 years old and you know about Bitcoin and Ethereum. Maybe you even have a tiny bit in your wallet or you've seen the prices go crazy on TikTok. Now, the page you linked is about something. NASDAQ. Yeah. The same huge stock market people who track Apple, Tesla, and those big companies created for crypto. They made special lists called indexes. They're like playlists, but for crypto prices. Think of it like this. The S&P 500 is a list of 500 biggest US companies. If the S&P 500 goes up, it usually means that the stock market's doing good. You don't have to buy all 500 stocks yourself. You can just buy one thing like an ETF that copies the whole list. NASDAQ did the same thing, but for crypto, their main one is called the NASDAQ Crypto Index, or nci, sometimes called Nasdaq CME Crypto Index after they teamed up with another big finance company called cme. This index is basically a basket of the most important cryptocurrencies right now. Early 26, it looks like this what we talked about before. They only pick coins that are super liquid. So a lot of people are actually trading them that are available on a trusted serious exchange is not sketchy ones. And they're stored safely by professional custodians like super secure crypto banks. Every few months, quarterly they check, is this thing big enough, it's safe enough to stay in the basket. If a new coin blows up and meets the rules, it gets added. If another thing, something gets old and tiny, it'll get kicked out. So the changes with the market stays fresh. Well, why should anybody care? Because now normal investors and even big funds like retirement accounts can buy one simple thing like the Haste Deck Nasdaq Crypto Index ETF ticker. Instead of making 10 different crypto wallets, buying each coin separately on exchanges, blah, blah. Okay, that makes sense. In short, NASDAQ took the wild west of crypto, put some guardrails on it, made smart top coin basket. And now people invest in almost anything as easily.
A
That's in the nci. Yeah, there you go. There you go.
B
See that? Explain it to me like I'm a 15 year old. And it did. And I understood it, Jeff, which is great. It's a good, it's always a good sign. That's a good thing itself.
A
Now it all makes sense. See that everybody gets it now.
B
Everybody understands. You see how that works?
A
Jim says gentler now at Nasdaq development indexes to push Bitcoin and eth. That's.
B
Yeah, that's exactly what they're doing. So Jeff, you remember the whole, you remember a while back, the whole no kings. No kings, no kings. The left. They came up with a clever idea and they said, you know what? We really think Donald Trump is a king. Yeah, let's have a no kings rally. Right? So they had this supposedly largest rally ever in the United States. A bunch of nitwits got together and they. So who do you think is. Was the top funder in this? So they, they basically released the numbers and here's the top financiers, probably the uk Look. Well, I don't know what Arabella is. I don't know what that is. Arabella invested 79 million. But check this out.
A
Warren Buffett, big number 16.
B
16 million. Warren Buffett gave 60 millions. That's insane. Look at Ford.
A
Yeah.
B
You know where Ford's located, don't you?
A
Yep. Dearborn.
B
There you go. 51 million Rockefellers, 26 million.
A
And who's tied?
B
And why is this weird now? Why. Why shouldn't Soros at 72 million be right up under Annabella? 72 million.
A
The list is all that quick. It's not an alphabetic order.
B
No, not at all.
A
Not in numeric order. It's in no order. It just numbers.
B
I don't know what Tides is, but Jeff, the total is almost $294 million. 487,641. Now why did you. You needed that kind of money to put this, this so called organic protest together. I mean, I didn't know Buffett was that much of a lefty or even cared about no Kings. This is weird. Elon Musk commented. He said the most ironic outcome is capitalist paying for their own destruction. Fate loves irony.
A
It does. Fate does love irony.
B
It's a nice way to say you're incredibly stupid. You know, the, the funniest thing that.
A
People are coming out.
B
Yeah, it's, it's. I don't get it myself personally. Jeff. It's a very strange thing, but that.
A
That whole thing kind of came and went. The whole Kings thing.
B
Oh, yeah, it definitely came and went.
A
It's like the whole BLM thing. Get all the fraud and corruption. Yeah, I think they were arrested, the heads of that organization.
B
So I just wanted to play a little segue here. We can jump into some other topics. This is Ben Bankus. He's, he's, he does comedy, but it's really political comedy. We've had him played his stuff Tights Foundation. So. All right, so all those. Is it Warren Buffett and Soros entities. Is that what it is? Because that Arabella. Find out what the Arabella is. I don't know what Arabella is.
A
So there's a lot of money.
B
So it's another Soros thing. So you could say, you know, they can but check that this dude's always going out to the left.
G
This is the thing with all the people who make the videos online and, you know, with the, you know, the. I'm gonna find a nice. All those people. They're not serious people, you know, I mean, do you know serious people, like, have you ever met a serious person? They have like a wine collection. You know what I mean? They're like, yeah, I just got back from Paris. And, you know, they're doing stuff right. These people aren't serious people. And, you know, we've. We've given a voice to too many losers.
A
That's true.
G
In this, you know, we've. Because we have politicians representing the loser.
A
People.
G
Like AOCs, like, I'm here for the fucking retards and the losers and the idiots and the easily convinced.
B
You.
G
Know, and all these people like that. The protest, the ICE protests. Nobody's illegal on stolen land. What kind of fucking stupid sentence is that to be? Nobody's illegal on media social. If it's stolen, wouldn't it make us all illegally here? And then you go, okay, well, you leave. And they're like, I like my little garbage den. But I. Nobody's lean. Nobody's stolen land. What kind of bullshit. First of all, you know, white people stole the land, so finders keepers. And when white people stole the land, they made a couple regulations that we've deviated from because we, you know, the AOCs and the other, you know, the leader people and the Tim Waltzes and the fucking, you know. He wants to be a civil war general. It's like, bro, you look like you get pegged. You can't be a civil war general. We're starting a civil war of protective Somalians.
B
This guy's great.
A
Protect us.
G
Voting base is what he means. That's why all the Democrats are so mad at ice. We don't want ICE here because if you. If they come here, they'll get everybody out and then we'll lose.
B
Yeah.
G
And then the country will be better and then people will be richer and people will be freer. And that makes them feel bad.
B
Not wrong.
A
Oh, my God.
B
I like AOC is she's the leader of the people. That's the best ever. Don't you like that, Jeff? Don't you like to somehow like all this supposed things that were the inappropriate. Like we couldn't say all these things. Look at this one.
A
Oh, now you can say anything.
B
Now you can say this one. And I like this girl. She goes hard on the retard word. She goes gay word. Look at this because you know, when you were younger, you just like, oh, that's gay. It didn't mean that was like homo. It just meant it was stupid. I was like, were you associated with gay? It used to be like in the 30s, said, we're gonna have a gay time. And that just meant you were gonna have fun. Then it, you know, then it became lots super gay. Like nobody wants to be part of that. But now it's coming back. But listen to this girl here. She's making, tell me, she's making some points here.
H
Everyone is weak and gay. Even your enemies are weak and gay.
B
Basically.
H
This woman, Sia Weaver, she's supposed to be an advocate for tennis.
B
Sure.
H
She gets confronted outside of her home.
B
And asked, you know this, you know this one. This is the one I'm on Dami's team. The one that said you're gonna pay 30% if you make 500,000, you'll pay 30% and you'll get to live there. And if you don't, and if you don't make any money, you get to live there for free. If you make 100,000, you get to pay, you know, 30%. Thirty grand you to live there. And so I don't know if you heard, this is the best. This, this is what I love about these people. They're so stupid.
H
Oh, since you said all this stuff about taking away white homeownership, does that include your mother's 1.6 million dollar house? Then she starts crying like a goblin. Can you imagine the Bolsheviks being confronted about their hypocrisy and then crying like, like this. They're looking on her and going, what a weak gay? You got asked a question and you're going to cry. How are you going to carry out the mass executions that are necessary for your plan if you can't even handle.
A
Being questioned about why you're mass execution?
H
See, so our enemies are also gay. So this should make you take heart.
B
Right?
H
Cuz you might look around and you might look around at your siblings or your, your fellow Americans and go, God, how are we ever gonna win? Everyone's so weak, fake and gay. But then you have to go look at the other side and go, oh, they're also weak, fake and gay. So this is going to be a homosexual World War Three. And whoever's the least weak, fake and gay is going to win. You just have to be less weak, fake and gay than whatever.
D
This is.
B
Good.
A
That's not great.
B
Again, she landed some pretty good points.
A
The fun is just beginning for The New York City.
B
And it's going to be glorious. It really is. And then. And they're going to act surprised, like, geez, we didn't know about that.
A
They're already acting surprised.
B
They're like, that's weird. I don't know. Yeah, it was up front. And then. And then. Do you remember when mom Donnie was hanging out at 3am at one of the gay clubs?
A
Oh yeah.
B
Well, after they start rounding up the gays and stoning them in like Central park or wherever, they're going to do that. They'd be like, I don't remember that part. And then the Jews were like, hanging out with other like brothers in arms. They're hanging out and the Jews were like, no, we trust this guy. Oh. And the very first day in office, he basically gets rid of the executive order, basically protecting the Jewish people. Right, okay. So, yeah, I mean. And they're like, oh my God, I can't believe it. It's just insane. I just don't understand. I don't understand. Jeff.
A
Be really quick. Oh, well. Well, we are way past. We're in the 45 minute zone, so we gotta play this. Get your Yetis ready. Make sure you get type in the yetis. This song might be a little bit of a departure. Oh, it's a departure.
B
There's never been anything like it.
A
I don't think we've done anything like it.
B
Not even close. No.
A
All right, well, here we go.
B
That's fantastic.
I
Hear that drum? Drum.
B
Yeah.
I
Cold blood cold White tribe bandits Walk Darryl. Badass haters White trap White trap Clam bandits Stuck outside coffee black as night so then f time let it hit sh.
B
It.
I
Badass Born for a battle made for a legend Badass to the badass on the chain on the chain. On the chain.
B
On the chain. Mumble rap. No mumble raps yet.
A
No mumble rap.
B
Yeah, you're right. 100 spot on.
A
It's.
B
How did you know that? It's Hank Williams. Of course it is.
A
Hank Williams.
B
Oh, man, you're such a. You're such a. What do you call it? A music history buff. My God, that's fantastic. Right on Yeti. We got nine in there right now. The Yetis. What do you think about that, Jeff? Nine.
A
That's nine. Nine.
B
That's a good start, Jeff. I watched this podcast about a month or two ago, and I think I brought it up once on the podcast, but I was. It somehow came up in my feed like it was something new. I always hate that. It's like there's something new. It's like this happened 10 months ago or what. But I thought this was very interesting. This is a Chinese dissident who is doubting the population of China at 1.3 billion.
A
Yes.
B
Okay. I don't know if you've seen this.
A
But I have seen this.
B
This is very interesting. And I love, I love this guy, Danny Jones. I listen to almost all his podcasts because he has, like, people like, you know, space aliens, all kinds of weird stuff. And, and he sometimes is like, well, what does that mean? What is this? And he has very interesting people. But this was on maybe two months ago. But here we go.
F
You are ready for the number.
B
Yes.
F
At one point I projected under 400. Under 400 million.
E
What?
F
500 million? Under 500 million.
A
Under 500 million. So you think that they have a very similar population to the United States and China?
F
Yes.
B
Wow. She's like, look at her. She's like, she's really down on this whole thing too, but she makes a good case for it.
F
There's 1 billion people missing.
A
And this goes back to what we were saying in the beginning or earlier in the podcast with all of the fake IDs and all of this stuff being found out.
D
Yeah.
F
There's possibly 1 billion people missing. It's not a demographic question, Danny, it's a mathematical question. Let me ask you. It takes a couple to have two children to replace themselves, right? Think about it.
A
Yes, yes.
F
If ever, if every couple produces two.
A
Children, the population distinct level.
B
Right.
F
So do you know how many children does every woman needs to have in her lifetime in order to triple its population in 50 years?
A
To triple its population in 50 years or you have what, Let me guess, I'm terrible at math.
F
I, I, I give you, I'll give.
B
You the answer because I asked.
F
AI, it's, it's a crazy mathematical. If it, if a country needs to triple or, or grow its population by 2.2 and a half times, let's just say 2 and a half times.
B
Okay.
F
Over a span of 50 years, five kids, each woman, you're right. Each woman needs to give birth on average between four and a half to five and a half children.
B
Wow.
F
Now, China grew its population officially from 1950. That's when the CCP took over to control. Okay. China's population in 1950 was about 500 million. In the year 2000, 50 years later, China's population was about 1.27 billion. Okay, so it grew two and a half times, right? From 500 million to 1.27 billion. That's two and a half times over 50 years. Chinese woman did not on average have five children. Because of the one child policy. Yes, because of the great famine. Because the great famine, tens of million people died because of Cultural Revolution. So China, you know, from one political movement to another and then to almost four decades of single child policy.
B
There'S.
F
No way Chinese women had five kids.
B
Amazing. It's actually a really good podcast and it was funny because Jim D. Was saying that Danny plugs into diversity of conspiracy theory activists to get a market share of them all. Yeah. But I mean he has pretty good people on there. A lot of people. Yeah, a lot of people are like self researchers. They've done a lot of digging. But how different are they than supposedly, you know, the university educated people. They'd still bring receipts and, and you know, question stuff.
A
And there's a lot of empty cities throughout China. And Sir John said, again, I've counted city by city, town by town, official data from India and there's not more than 500 million of them, you know.
B
But this is interesting.
A
Their streets are, especially in Mumbai, every square inch of the city just packed with people.
B
Yeah, the big cities are. But that's the thing, big cities.
A
When I drove, I drove from Mumbai to Ahmedabad, it was a seven hour drive through the mountains. All of a sudden, all of a sudden there was nobody.
B
Right.
A
As we drove up and we saw some small towns, they were crowded, but nothing on the scale of, you know, massive, like packed. It was like small towns, you know, just a lot of people outside. But it was very interesting to see that Mumbai, New Delhi, even New Delhi, we got around New Delhi, it wasn't as packed like Mumbai, but this is.
B
You know, I've sort of doubted some of these figures too, like over time, like how do you, how do you. And one of the things she talked about was the 1950s. Look at the population too, but also too what you, what you don't see in the clip we played where she talked about stuff that had been on websites that got scrubbed. Right. Like taking down stuff that would kind of prove the fact that something's definitely off. Now. Is it 400 million? It's probably more like 5 or 600 million. But I don't think there's any way that it's 1.3, you know, billion people. And it's interesting what Sir John's saying here too that, you know, if you go through, because of course the big cities are crowded too, you know, and like even when I was in Japan, it's like, you know, you go through and you see it's just, you know, for a pretty small swath of land, you know, compared to the US or other, other countries you go through and you know, when you're taking that bullet train, you're flying, you really realize there's like, it's very, it's very rural, very compact of what you can see off of the train. But there's a lot of open land. There's like nobody lives there. You know, it's just so. I don't know how they really, how they drill down. So Sir John says, I've counted from the most populated down to the last on the list. That's 11, 000 people and came to 360 million. Needed like over a million small towns to make 1.5 billion. Yeah. So I mean, why are we getting rolled on this and is, you know how when people do like a census, I mean, are they conducting the same kind of a thing with the census? I mean, like, how are these numbers so vastly different? We're going down that conspiracy lane right now. But you almost. I almost feel like there's, there is something to it. I don't know.
A
That's like. Well, visual vendetta. Said conspiracies these days are about one to two years before they become fact.
B
Sometimes three months with the government, with the news, it's cycle. It's like 48 hours. So, you know, it's pretty, it's pretty damn quick.
A
Way too dumb.
B
You know, the best thing about Keir Starmer going off on like X was making these AI vid, you know, AI things. So like now everybody's putting him. He's wearing diapers talking to Trump. So. So he's mad because it was making images of people and there you go. And now he's wearing women's shoes, you.
A
Know, up with this stuff.
B
The funny thing about this is like, it doesn't seem like a stretch to me. I mean, you're like, well, that's AI. You're like, is it? I don't know. Feels kind of real to me. I mean I could. Do you think this dude doesn't wear diapers and, and women's high heel shoes around, around 10 Downey Place? I. Oh yeah, I think he does. Like, I'm not thinking like this is something so like bizarrely weird. Wacky.
A
Yeah, it was like a little wacky.
B
People act like, oh, that's so. That is so odd. You know, stuff like this, you know, I mean, people are mad about it. You see that?
A
Oh, God, they're just.
B
There you go. Oh, that looks. That's vile right there. My God. Oh, here's him and Mark Carney. Geez, that's something. Holy cow. I love this. Trump is throwing a. Trump is throwing ice into people's faces. That's great.
A
Dancing.
B
Throws it on. Who's gonna hit now? Aoc. Oh, that had a hurt ice cube. Trump is having so much fun. Is he? I don't know. And then you look at that and you go like, you sure that's not him? So, yeah, I mean, that's. That's kind of what happens. Look at that. Oh, my God. No.
A
Yo, here. Starling is an evil. That's right.
B
It's here Cure. That's one of his best nicknames of all time. My goodness. Wow. It's just too much.
A
We've got some good videos on Iran, I think today.
B
Oh, yeah, we got a bunch. I was just gonna. I don't know if you saw this. There's a terrorist thing going on stateside here, Jeff. I don't know the video, but I have this. Laura Loomer posted this. Vehicular jihad in Los Angeles. A person driving U haul with a banner that said no Shah rammed into a group of Iranian protesters. Oh, boy. Because it's getting dirty. Yeah. Let's play some of these. Some of these videos, which are really interesting. And one of the things cool things that Elon Musk recently did was he opened up Starlink so that. Because the first thing they want to do is shut down the Internet, they don't want to see mass killings. They don't want anybody to know about that, but that's exactly what they're doing. I thought this woman's bro. I'm seeing a lot of bravery with women, so much with men, but this woman here has wearing a headscarf totally covered up, and she. She's had enough. Here she is. Wearing a full jacket. It's got a scarf on heads. First thing she does, take off the head scarf, tosses it on the ground, lets her hair out. That's. Then she's got a black mini skirt on with a T shirt that says F Kani on it. I mean, pretty much you get killed for that kind of stuff.
A
Oh, yeah.
B
F Comani. It says on it, man, I'm seeing young girls take off their head scarves, their wraps, and, like, let their hair down. They're wearing normal western style clothing.
A
So 47 years. It's just like, it's been so long. It's time to liberate Liberate the. The Iranians.
B
Yeah. And I'm just hoping that Israel or the US somehow gets involved because you can't just can't have this. So here's a message. I think I already read that one. I think we already saw that one. Hang on a second. Let's see that one looks like it's.
A
Let's see what it looks like. I don't know if we saw this.
B
The Christian one, I think we saw.
A
This is a message from the people of Iran to the Islamic Republic.
B
Oh, f yourself.
A
You cut the Internet, but our voice crosses borders. You kill people in the streets. Every drop of blood you spill becomes the flood of your fall. 47 years of repression still, but it ends here. Because the voice of our revolution cannot be silenced. We continue until the fall of the Islamic Republic.
B
Yeah, and the funny thing is they don't want anything to do with Islam or none of that stuff. They're not down on that thing.
A
They're not. They're not Muslims. So they're not. Who had Iran and Venezuela getting liberated before the uk, Canada and Australia on their bingo.
B
Not even close to the bingo card. Good point, Charles. Nobody had it. I don't think anybody thought. Although I did ask my buddy before the game who he had. He said, the bills. I asked you, Jeff, who you had, but he predicted the exact score. He said, be 27, 24, bills. And he's right. I was like, damn, bro. He got some lottery numbers for me early this morning.
J
But this, this was written to me early this morning. Why, Allah, why at our house church here in southern Iran? Brothers ask me to write you to beg the church in the west to pray for Iran, for all of us who are hostages of this Islamic Republic, ayatollahs and their regime. While a hundred US dollars equals seven million toman. That's their money. And the morality police is back to beating us to death for not keeping Islamic rules and laws. We work a month for only $100. Everybody are hungry and mentally unstable at this point because of sanctions, there is no medicine for us. For years we are shouting for help, but no one comes. Islamic Republic is not Iran. Please tell the church in the west is Islamic Republic is not Iran. Last night, everybody here pray Israel be safe. We pray for hours and we hear none die. And we were happy of. Of this. But dear brother, we were happy about the attack because this might be the beginning of our nation being invaded by Israel and the US in order to save us, we pray us and our Jewish brothers, the Israelites, that we Love, come set us free.
D
Sorry.
J
And let the history know that we Iranians are the only people who want to be invaded by, by the west to free us from this Islamic devil. Beg the church to pray for innocent people of Iran because we are under attack by these demons. For more than 47 years now, the rate of suicidal, the rate of suicide is the highest it has ever been. If we will be wise enough not to kill ourselves, we may end up just dying in prison for not obeying this Islamic republic or for knowing our great Jewish king, Jesus, he is our God. Please ask them to pray.
B
There you go, Jim, saying you can't get stuck there in another Mideast war. Geez, Jim, I don't think you've been paying attention to recent headlines. Seems like you've kind of missed some major news out there. Trump's way of doing it is you get in, you get out, you hit him hard, you get the guy out of there, you set him free. That's how you do it. There ain't boots on the ground. Trump's not a boots on the ground guy. I don't. Israel's not going to be boots on the ground. They're going to coordinate something and they're going to be gone and the people are going to get, you know, the Persians will go back to their, their people. They're not, they're not Muslims. Someone put in here that they're brainwashed. Not brainwashed. Persians are great brainwashed, not necessarily brainwashed by Islam. Over the years, some may have fallen. Most of them don't give a crap about it, man. They want out. They want their country back. They want to go back to the way the country was. And again, it just goes to show you how. It didn't take much, man. They shot, they killed the Shah, and the next thing you know, boom, these nut jobs rolled in and everyone just let them. First thing you got to do is you got to make a constitution. And one of those top things in the constitution has to be freedom of speech and the right to bear arms. Then you protect against tyranny, and you don't have these nut job Stone Age Neanderthals coming in and taking over your country for 47 years. That's how it works, Jeff. So we got some other videos here. Let's see. Oh, here we go. Here's where. Here's a woman right here, why she left Islam. What happens to Muslims when they choose to leave Islam?
D
I told them the whole story and that I had converted to Christianity and helped me to find an Apartment. And the apartment happened to be right in front of a police station. Because God knew what was coming. Providence. Because when my parents found out, they called me home. And there in that living room of my parents, my mother and my father, and a Muslim scholarly person was there. So he was there. And the Muslim scholar, he folded his hands, said, you know what happens in Islam when you leave the religion? And I knew what happens? It's the death penalty. But I was just thinking, I'm living in Linz. How are they going to do that in Lints? And he just said to me, you know, normally you get three days. That's Sharia law. You get three days to recant. Yeah. Yeah. And it's not just persuading the convert into accepting Islam again. No. It's. It's torturing the convert so that he can become Muslim again. And if they don't, then you kill them. And that's not just a radical interpretation.
B
That's, as I said, it's like a loving religion. Jeff.
D
Teaching of the prophet Muhammad. And in my case, he said, we give you two weeks to come back, and otherwise, please don't let us do what we have to do. Otherwise. And I was just frozen because my family had just sentenced me to death in lint.
B
Yeah.
D
And so what I did was I ended up at the police station, told them the entire story. The policeman first said, why don't you convert back to Islam?
B
What?
D
I mean, what does it matter what religion you have, right?
B
Yeah. It's all fake anyway.
D
Why don't you convert back to Islam? And I told him everything that has happened. And then he went from one extreme to the others. Other extreme, which was he needs to arrest my father because of all the violations. I didn't want him to arrest me. I started to cry, and I didn't want to harm my parents. I just wanted them to not to murder me.
B
Yeah.
D
Yeah. And police starts investigating. Then I receive a letter. It's about your husband. And I just went, wait, I haven't married.
B
Yes.
D
And turns out my father signed the marriage certificate himself, and all of a sudden I was married. But according to the world that he comes from, from, he wasn't doing anything wrong because in many cases, the bride doesn't even have to be present. It's just the men in the family who can sign for her, and then she's married. That's what we did in Austria. And you, by the way, I know of girls who've had that happen to them in Brooklyn and other places in the US this is not just a European thing. Okay? This is happening here. I have met victims in the US who are going through similar things. I went against that. And then my cousin called me and said, you're not going to experience this day anymore. And he hung up. And I knew he was coming for me that day I left.
B
Linz, you see, this is exactly why so many of them are afraid to even think about leaving their religion because of the persecution. But we know as Christians that Jesus blesses those who leave their family. And that is exactly what this woman did here. So God bless her soul. There you go, Jeff. Well, it's time for the raffle, my man.
A
That's it. 107 that time.
B
Play that amazing tune again. That thing's gonna be in my head all day.
A
WEF approved Sharia would send world population to 250 within a month.
B
First of all, the WF is a useless organization that needs to be taken down, too.
A
Another one that I stated, there's a lot of these.
B
You know what I always see, like there's always a liberal coming up my feed and says, did you vote mega? Honestly, I know you probably supported Trump, but did you vote to get rid of the Department of Education? I'm like, yeah, I did. Huh? I did. They're always asking questions like, did you vote for this? I'm like, I voted for it all, man. Every single bit of it. I voted for. You know, there's always like some question they're asking, what about this? Yep, I voted for that too. That's exactly what I voted for. So it's always good to see that. Look at it.
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The greatest, greatest thing.
B
Hey, guys, what's up? What's going on, man? What is up, Jason? What's going on, man? There we go. Zober's in here. Everybody's here. It's awesome. It is awesome. So there you go. Let's go ahead and play this banger of a tune. You guys, you know the drill. We've got 12 in here right now. If you haven't typed yeti y e t I, you're gonna go ahead and type that in. The next you're going to do is you're going to have your zaman wallet ready. Your, your, your digits. Get your digits from your zombie Wallen and then you're going to give them to us. And you're going to also let us know what your X handle is because we always post it after the show. Congratulations. And we post it out there. And Jim D. Doesn't knows that because he won Yesterday. And we had some interaction there.
A
And here's the bandit that you're going to win. Look at this guy. Badass is what he is. He's a badass bandit. Bad as yet. He's of the white tribe and he's got his sword in hand or his knife in hand. It's getting ready to slit some throats. That's what he does. But here we go.
B
Look at this one. For you. For you, Chip. You're a racist, sir. I'm horrible. Gosh, it's just ridiculous, isn't it? I will always. I do love being called a racist, though. I'm like, would a racist marry someone from a different race? I must be a. I must be really bad at doing that, too. I guess that's not, I guess something I've really done well at. So there you go.
A
Is that an Islamic story?
B
Oh, yeah, it is. It's got Islamic instructions on the back after it sticks you in the stomach and cuts your intestines out and lets it drop all over so you can watch it in front of you. Yig. Okay, we've got 13 in here. Play the tune, we'll come back and we'll see who's gonna win. This puppy gonna get more.
A
What, like 17? Who is gonna win?
B
Who's gonna win? I don't know.
A
Bandit.
B
Jim D's not entering, so he can't win. He doesn't. Here we go.
I
Wait, wait, wait.
B
On the mountain.
I
Snow never broke us we break the land we ready to land as in the dark Fangs in the grand Hear that drum, drum, yeah. White tribe badass haters White trap, White trunk playing Bandits stuck outside Coffee black as night so then fuel Locating Yeti town Let it hit, shut it loud Yeti beaches of mine out. No sham, no sham, no flame Damn. No real go, no joke Badass Born for a battle made for a legend Badass to the badass. Hurry. On the chain, on the chain, On the chain.
B
Wow, that was something.
A
That's what Julius used to sound like when he barked.
B
You go. All right, well, let's do the yeti drawing. Here we go, guys. Get the music ready, get queued up. Sorry, guys. That's too funny.
A
So funny to me.
B
That's all right. It's all right.
A
That's awesome.
B
I'm not racist. I'm pragmatist. I don't like anybody. There you go. See? Crypto's already down. Look at crypto wealth here. I already have my. See, let's see that sometimes.
A
All right.
B
By the way, Julie just elected A. A guy who's the Trump. The Trump dude. Like, he's like a Trump guy, but he. He basically founded the Republican Party in 2019. He ran against the socialists and then they had high crime. And he promised all this free that nobody ever got. So this new guy is German. His parents were German. Interesting. All right, let's go, guys. Who's gonna win? Let's. Boom. Smithson wins. Mark Smithson wins. Mark Smithson wins. Smithson Smithson. Smithson wins. He wants to pay it forward to Elon Tron.
A
Oh, Elon Tron. Look at that. Elion Tron. Are you still here with us?
B
Leon, if you're here, here and you.
A
Have a Zaman wallet.
B
Anything that connects to extra anything. That Cafe Joey wallet works too.
A
Joey or Zaman. And there you go.
B
Is that Croatian guy the president of Chile work his name? No, not the new dude. No, this guy's. His parents were German. He was born in 61. His parents were German. His father was in the. Was a Nazi. Actually.
A
There he is. Yes, it's the winner. But he paid it forward and he wants you to have it.
B
He wants you to have it. So get your damn wallet and stop complaining about it. Start thanking Mark Smithson for being a really cool dude. There you go. For being a really cool dude. Look at that. I love it. We have all kinds of winners here, man. So I wanted to show this really quick. Jeff, this is interesting. In Alberta, they needed to get signatures. 177,000 signatures. There it is right there. Alberta independence petition needs 177, 000 signatures. The lines were wrapped around and around and around. It's insane how many people turned up for this. Here's another video. During daytime. Just look at the line. It just goes on forever. So I don't think they'll have any issues of getting to that magical number. I really don't.
A
No, I think they'll get there.
B
Yeah.
A
Ellie and Tron wants to pass it forward. So Mark Smithson passed it. Elliott passed it.
B
Elliot, who are you gonna pass it to?
A
Ellie and you have to pick someone or we got to roll the dice.
B
If you want us to roll again, we can do that too. Might be these. This way.
A
Visual vendetta. There we go.
B
Vendetta. There you go.
A
Visual vendetta.
B
Not giving up. He's still giving you his license.
A
Visual vendetta.
B
Visual vendetta. We need your salmon. Yes, we already have it. Look at this guy while we're waiting.
C
It's not a religion. It is a political movement. Egypt was A Christian country and it was conquered by Islam. Yemen was Christian and Islam conquered it. Morocco was Christian and Islam conquered it. Iraq was Christian and Islam conquered it. For 1400 years, Islam has been conquering countries. And the next big dog on the list is America. If the American church does not wake up, not in fear, but wake up to preach the truth of the Bible.
B
I know. Next is the UK and all of Europe.
C
The nice try, well, you will lose this country. The devil wants America, but we want Jesus. Jesus to reign here. If you want Jesus, you got to reject Muhammad. If you want the Bible, you got to reject the Quran. If you want the ten Commandments, you got to reject Sharia law. If you want churches, you got to reject the mosque. You will either have Jesus or Muhammad, but you can't have both.
B
There you go. It's true. You cannot have both, Jeff, and not have both.
A
Choose one or the other.
B
You can only have one. To be honest. Forget about even entertaining the two. You can't even have both of them.
A
They do not coexist.
B
So. So what do we got there? We got the license. Here we go. Here we go.
A
Visual Vendetta. Getting ready to transfer this bad boy over to you right now. Thumb printing it. It's verifying it's on its way over to you, and you're gonna have it in 3, 2, 1. That's it. Submitted successfully. You now are the proud owner of badass Yeti, number 1415. The badass Yeti. A bandit clan from the White tribe.
B
Very cool. Very cool. That's the lake of Jeff. You really do.
A
Oh, indeed.
B
It really is fantastic.
A
Indeed.
B
All right, guys. Well, let's see. We got. What's going on? What's going on with the score of the game? I was relying on the scores here. I need to look.
A
Who.
B
What was the last update? The last update, indeed. Yeah. We got Chargers playing Patriots. There we go. Thank you for that. So New England's at 6. Chargers of 3. These games have been really low scoring in the beginning. So was it halftime yet? It is halftime. Interesting. It's a very low scoring game. So basically, field goal kickers, nobody's getting near that end zone. Everyone's playing some hot defense. It'll. It'll change up in a second. They're trying to feel each other out. Nobody wants to commit a mistake. Nobody wants to fumble. Turn over all that stuff. So we shall see.
A
Israel Vendetta. What is. What is your X handle?
B
Yeah, we need your X handle. If you have an X handle. If you don't, well, let's tell you. You won't post it. You will post it, but just we'll mention your name. We like to tag people in it.
A
Yeah. Yes.
B
So we had two people pass it forward. You see what kind of people we have in here, Jeff? Good people.
A
That's pretty nice. That's really cool. Good people on halftime man.
B
Stay healthy, man. Yeah, you stay healthy too, Mark. Next time you're up in Detroit you should. You and Mark should hang out over there on Dequinter.
A
Meet up over there. You should hang out 69.
B
What's say you Mark, you guys should hang out. You're over there all the time over there. Will never admit to YETI sex slave training. I would think they would. We do have a yowie. I do have yowies as well. So those up. You guys see the Karens have a meltdown over the the B1. B1 visas which were about 50. I didn't see that.
A
No. What was that?
B
I don't know. I didn't see that one.
A
Yes.
B
The meltdown over the the B1 visas. I've not seen that over 50 of Instagram models and only are an only fan models. I didn't know that either. Huh. Basically England winning versus Patriots Chargers win. Chip, the Steelers win tomorrow night. Then Bill's Steelers next Sunday. I know that's wild. The Chargers aren't going to win. I don't think I would like to see him win but I don't think they're going to beat the Patriots. Now the Steelers I believe are going to beat the Texans. People think it's a gold call. I've called every game so far. We'll see. We'll see. I haven't been wrong yet. But I don't know about. Yeah, but it would be at Buffalo, right? I believe the game will be played in Buffalo if it was Bill Steelers. But the Chargers probably aren't going to pull it on. I'd love to see that. I'd love, love, love, love to see that. But I don't see it happening. So I gladly buy you a drink of your choice. You see that what you're missing out on, Jeff, you're missing out on a free drink of your choice says Mark.
A
All right. Next time I'm in. Next time I make my way to oh, Pittsburgh.
B
Okay. That's all right. I'm gonna be Pittsburgh. You have a better. No. You're not a higher seat, are you? Oh, because you won the division. That's right. That's. I do not have a better record. Gotcha okay. All right, guys. That's it. That's all we have here. We will see you guys back here on Saturday. Saturday, Saturday. One day only on Saturday. Wednesday, truck. Oh, yeah, sorry. We'll see you back here on Wednesday. Wednesday, Wednesday. One day only. Wednesday. How did. I was already jumping the next weekend, man. I totally blanked out on Wednesday.
A
Blank down. What today was?
B
What's today? I don't know where I am, man. I just. Too much football today. Let me watch some more football. Have a great week. You guys, too. Yeah, appreciate it. Belgium out. See you guys, man. Thank you. See you guys. We'll see you on the next one.
A
Wednesday, Wednesday. Wednesday, Wednesday.
B
One night only, monster trucks. Wednesday. Okay, here we go. See you guys on the next one. Chip and Jeff.
A
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B
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Date: January 12, 2026
Hosts: Chip & Jeff
Episode Theme:
This dynamic episode unpacks the overlapping global crises and power realignments unfolding from Venezuela to Greenland to Iran, with special focus on how cryptocurrency and blockchain are woven into this new geopolitical chessboard. Chip and Jeff connect seemingly disparate news headlines, break down big moves by global powers (notably the U.S., China, and Russia), and offer their signature irreverent, insightful, and transparent takes—along with notable detours into financial markets, crypto indices, and current events in both politics and pop culture.
(00:03 – 05:26)
(03:15 – 05:26)
(05:26 – 15:31)
(09:41 – 12:18)
(16:01 – 35:16)
(30:20 – 31:24)
(35:29 – 37:45)
(56:10 – 64:24)
(47:18 – 53:46)
(Throughout, especially 38:17+)
| Segment | Timestamp | |:-----------------------------------------------:|:----------:| | Framing the Power Move and Chessboard | 00:03–01:30| | Venezuela/China/Cuba oil geopolitics | 03:15–04:46| | Greenland’s Geopolitical Farce | 05:26–13:34| | Comedy on Greenland’s Military | 09:41–12:18| | NASDAQ/CME Crypto Indexes Explained and Mocked | 16:01–35:16| | U.S. Crypto Regulation Push | 30:20–31:24| | “No Kings” Rally & Funding Breakdown | 35:29–37:45| | Iranian Revolution Voices, Starlink’s Role | 56:10–64:24| | Breaking Down China’s True Population | 47:18–53:46| | Cultural Satire, Riffing on Movements | Several, e.g., 38:17, 42:02, 76:09|
The episode is a guided tour through the week’s truly “on the chain” topics:
For a similarly high-energy, no-nonsense analysis—always with a touch of irreverence—tune in live and join the “On The Chain” community conversation.