Side Stories: Meatballs & Murder

Summary

Last Podcast On The Left — Side Stories: Meatballs & Murder

Episode Date: July 1, 2026
Hosts: Henry Zebrowski & Ed Larson
Podcast Network: The Last Podcast Network

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Episode Overview

This episode of "Side Stories" leans into the bizarre, macabre, and often absurd headlines from recent weeks, promising (with frequent irony) a “light” and positive collection of stories. The hosts riff on news of failed crimes, mass murders, meatballs as assault weapons, and vigilantism, all with the signature blend of satire, dark humor, and genuine off-the-cuff banter that defines Last Podcast On The Left.

“We’re taking back good news, because today, it’s light fun stories.”
— Henry Zebrowski (04:36)

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Episode Segments & Key Stories

1. Banter & Setting the Tone (01:08 – 05:00)

• The hosts open with tongue-in-cheek jokes about sexual competition among cowboys, EDM festival culture, and shoutouts to Canadian cities and record stores.
• They sarcastically promise an uplifting, positive “John Krasinski-style” episode before quickly pivoting to dark Canadian serial killer lore.

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2. Serial Killers & Canadian True Crime (05:01 – 09:22)

• London, Ontario’s “Murder City” Reputation:
  The hosts discuss London, Ontario being called the “serial killer capital” of North America in the ‘60s–’80s, reviewing infamous local crime monikers: the Balcony Strangler, Chambermaid Slayer, and Mad Slasher.

• Notable Quote:

  “They changed.... The Slasher, the Slayer and ... The Mangler. The Strangler... They can’t reuse the adjective!”
  — Henry Zebrowski (06:10)

• Dusty Bowers Case:
  An unsettling case involving a woman who abandoned her baby in the woods; Canadian police mishandled the rescue, ultimately leading to more tragedy.

  “In the most Canadian cop-like way, they don’t properly cross their T’s and dot their J’s… they throw [the baby] in the truck and it dies.” — Henry (07:15)

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3. The Electric Forest Porta Potty Baby (09:22 – 15:39)

• Reports of a baby found dead in a porta potty at the Electric Forest music festival; the hosts riff on festival culture, the likelihood of such an incident at EDM versus country festivals, and the grim logistics of identifying the responsible mother.
• They riff on the festival lineup (Cascade, Excision, String Cheese Incident, T-Pain) and joke about the symbolism of certain band names under these circumstances.
• Notable Moment: Extended discussion on porta potty birth statistics, and comedic speculation on festival mishaps.
• Quote:

  “This is the thing with EDM that I don’t really understand—you all love dancing more than anything else. And I just feel like if you’re showing up almost full on pregnant to the EDM festival… I don’t know how you do it.” — Henry (10:00)

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4. Vigilantes in Mexico — The Real Batman (19:55 – 25:31)

• Mexican Batman of Lagos de Moreno:
  A vigilante (or group) is duct-taping suspected thieves to poles, painting their faces, and labeling them “ratero” (thief). The hosts debate the morality, effectiveness, and comic-book nature of the effort and reference other vigilante stories, including female vigilante groups in Michoacán.
• Quote:

  “It’s gonna be amazing when… you can know who the Mexican Batman is, because he shows up after a concert making all the hot dogs with all the bacon wrapped.” — Henry (25:25)

• They endorse “Mexican Batman” as a folk hero.

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5. Grandma Family Annihilator (27:00 – 34:59)

• Mechanicsville, NY Murder-Suicide:
  A grandmother, Amy Stedman, poisoned her daughter and grandchildren, then herself, reportedly due to a looming custody dispute.

  “Grandmas… you got those nice grandmothers, you got grandmothers that still keep it tight… But this one, this guilf was one I’d like to apprehend.” — Henry (27:30)

• Reference to infamous female killers like Nanny Doss, "The Giggling Granny."
• The segment is interwoven with stories of their own grandmothers’ idiosyncrasies, and broader history of “evil grandmothers.”

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6. Poetic Justice in Alabama (35:00 – 40:38)

• Failed Murderer Gets Cardiac Payback:
  A man in Alabama strangled his partner, dragged her into the woods, then died of a heart attack right beside her.

  “I want to… I can’t stress enough how important your health is.” — Henry (35:29)

• The hosts humorously analyze “fat rankings” by state, riff on regional fitness, and discuss the irony of health collapsing mid-crime.

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7. The Great Milwaukee Meatball Wedding Shooting (41:20 – 48:03)

• Meatball Assault at a Wedding:
  A drunken groomsman eats meatballs with his hands, gets confronted, punches a woman, and escalates into a shooting. Both victims survived.
• Quote:

  “If you see a guy who’s got a meatball like an apple… Don’t talk to him if he’s at that point.” — Henry (41:48)

• Elaborate meatball preparation advice intermingles with family/wedding dynamics and fat jokes.

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8. Toilet Technology & the Dream of the Mobile Loo (49:47 – 56:35)

• Chinese Autonomous Bedside Toilet:
  The hosts discuss a robotic toilet designed for people with mobility issues, their personal desire/need for such contraptions, and subsequent disappointment learning it’s only for urination, not defecation.
• Quote:

  “I’m mad… You can get closer to your poo-poo remote control car… but I want to be able to shit in it!” — Henry (54:47)

• Spirals into a conversation about adult incontinence, medical care, and YouTube “families in crisis” videos.

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9. Listener Emails: Human Foie Gras (56:53 – 58:59)

• An email answers a prior question: can human livers become fatty like foie gras? Yes, but eating them would be very unsafe due to parasites and prions.
• They discuss orcas, food chains, and animal documentaries as a non-sequitur wrap-up.

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10. Announcements & Tour Plugs (60:01 – End)

• Upcoming shows in Tulsa and Oklahoma City, including a livestream finale, various stand-up and podcast appearances, and Twitch projects from network members.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On “Light Episodes” and False Advertising:

  “We’re taking back good news, because today it’s light fun stories.” — Henry (04:36)

• Henry on “boy maxing” and pansexual cowboys:

  “That’s boys being—That’s boy maxing.” (01:49)

• On grisly festival mishaps:

  “It’s really sad. Obviously everyone gets mad about this—I just… you guys told us to talk about it! It’s a light episode.” — Henry (10:46)

• On festival line-ups and deadmau5:

  “You could say she left behind a dead mouse… They’re closing it out with T-Pain, though.” — Ed (12:15)

• On vigilantes and community responses:

  “We here at Last Podcast Network, we treat the Mexican Batman as a hero.” — Henry (26:12)

• On meatball-related violence:

  “You’re not willing to use a fork, but you’re willing to use a different instrument. Wow.” — Ed (48:20)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Serial Killer Discussion: 05:01 – 09:22
• Electric Forest Porta Potty Story: 09:22 – 15:39
• Mexican Batman / Vigilantism: 19:55 – 25:31
• Grandma Annihilator: 27:00 – 34:59
• Alabama Heart Attack Killer: 35:00 – 40:38
• Meatball Wedding Shooting: 41:20 – 48:03
• Robot Toilet: 49:47 – 56:35
• Listener Email (Human Foie Gras): 56:53 – 58:59

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Original Language and Tone

True to “Last Podcast” form, the tone vacillates from irreverent to dark to absurdly earnest within a moment; jokes about tragedy are mixed with surprisingly candid reflections on family and life. The use of gallows humor is omnipresent, as is ever-present self-awareness about “keeping it light” while regaling stories of murder and misfortune.

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Useful for New Listeners?

Absolutely. This summary delivers all the headline stories, hosts’ humor and tangents, and highlights the blend of true crime, farce, and cultural satire that defines the podcast. If you missed the episode, you’ll be caught up on all the best moments — down to the tragicomic saga of a groomsman, a meatball, and a gun.

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End of Summary

Transcript

[Henry Zebrowski]

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[Ed Larson]

This is the last on the left side stories.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That's when the cannibalism started. Side stories. Yes.

[Ed Larson]

We're rolling.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling. Did you see this one little letter? I actually, you know, like, did you see this letter about the cowboys? No.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, okay.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No, no, no. I'm talking about the letter about. Did you see the. About the cowboys kissing each other.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, yeah. How they actually all love each other.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I just thought that was really fun about this idea of, like, guys just going out there and just being like, like. No, no, there's nothing. There's nothing. Gauges. We kiss each other for competition. Like, the whole thing about getting close, it's just. That's boys being. That's bars maximizing. That's boy maxing.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, well, he. He also liked to watch furries have sex with each other. But they're all men.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But. No, he said they're not all. But they had penises and boobies and so. He said that's not gay. He said they got all happy gay. But actually, that's the most gay of all. Right. In a way.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. Furries, for sure.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No, no, I'm talking about furries with human boobs, human vaginas, and human penises all making love to each other at once. That ain't. It's not straight.

[Ed Larson]

No, certainly not.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But, you know, at the same time, it's cowboy life.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. No, he's. He should just acknowledge what he loves, of course. And love it.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He loves people with every single part so that he can experience, finally, the joy of being a single siset white woman. Coming out as Pan for pride month. Welcome to side Stories.

[Ed Larson]

Yes.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes. My name is Henry Zabowski. I'm sitting Here with Ed Larson.

[Ed Larson]

And I did it. I had the courage. I put on the Ghana jersey and

[Henry Zebrowski]

it was really wonderful. The response was wonderful. Ghana ended up going on to the next round, which was huge.

[Ed Larson]

They're playing Columbia on Friday. You get.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You. We dare.

[Ed Larson]

You losers.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, you, you.

[Ed Larson]

That's right.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You milit army, you people. Run by a dictator that has easy access to California pieces of shit.

[Ed Larson]

That's right. You bogota fuck yourself.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Well, honestly, I do. I wish, I wish good luck to all the teams.

[Ed Larson]

Yes, actually, yeah. Yeah. I'm rooting for Ghana. Ghana's been. They're doing great.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And you're. And honestly, it's really fun, people. Really. You've, you've, you've embraced it and you are. I, I see you're glowing. It's like you're pregnant.

[Ed Larson]

I do feel stronger.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You are. You look stronger.

[Ed Larson]

Yes. And you. To hear about the witch doctor.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Well, we talked all about this on stage when we did our live show just now over in London, Ontario.

[Ed Larson]

Beautiful.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Which was. It's definitely a city, but the people are wonderful.

[Ed Larson]

If you wanted to go to a place and do heroin in the street,

[Henry Zebrowski]

London, that's where you want to be. Wow.

[Ed Larson]

Shout out to Grooves Records.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Shout out to Grooves Records treated us well. They really, really did. And is. But today's. Before we even get into it, I want to say thankful. I'm thankful for today's light episode. Yes, we have.

[Ed Larson]

It's.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's just uplifting stories. I think people come here for positive news. People come here for a John Krasinski, like, lift to their day. You know, they don't. And we. Yeah, we've discussed some really serious things recently.

[Ed Larson]

You know, for a man who wrote the Quiet Place, he just won't shut the up.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He just won't shut the up. But John Kinski in John Krasinski's style. First of all, what we're gonna do here is show you. We're gonna tell you how happy this is and we're gonna take all your money. We're gonna just waste it.

[Ed Larson]

That's.

[Henry Zebrowski]

We're gonna waste it. Carving our wife's face and body to the point that she looks like a skeleton. But that's why we're doing this. We're taking it back. We're taking back good news because today it's light fun stories.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Take you back to side stories of your.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, absolutely. Everything's so light today that you could pick it up and you could throw it in a lake and it would never come out.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And no one would ever know that it was there in the first place.

[Ed Larson]

That's right.

[Henry Zebrowski]

So what I love about what we do here. Right. So we went to London, Ontario. And in London, for those of you that don't know, London, Ontario is the. Is considered to be the serial killer capital of not just Canada, but North America from 1967, 1969 to like 1985. They. Well, this is kind of their claim because it's a very Canadian claim. But. But the idea that it was. And they called it Murder City.

[Ed Larson]

They have a lot of murders there. But I don't know, you know, Detroit's right over there.

[Henry Zebrowski]

We still. And we had LA. I still want to say, like we had LA in the 70s. We had Seattle, Tacoma area. We don't. I don't think we're slouches over here.

[Ed Larson]

Camden, New Jersey, killed the.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Out of a lot of them, but they had over four different serial killers operating at the same time. And we thought was really interesting is that there was the Bell doctors. Yeah, no, no, no, no, they did because that was with a license. They don't have a license to do it. But it was really fun because they had the Balcony Strangler. They had the Chambermaid Slayer.

[Ed Larson]

Yes.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And then they had the Mad Slasher. Cool name. Yeah, Very Canadian. And all three types of white people. Yes.

[Ed Larson]

And they changed. I like that. They changed. The Slasher, the Slayer and what was the last one? The Mangler. The Strangler. Yeah, the Slayer and the Slasher. Yeah. So they. They were like, we can't have. We can't reuse the adjective.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Well, they don't want to be redundant.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, right.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Because they got real writers in there. So as I was looking at these stories, so that was interesting. And then came up the story of Dusty Bowers, which is probably. It's. It's a bleak Canadian story. So a woman had gave birth to a child. And what she did was, I guess like there was. The long story short is there was obviously issues. She left the baby out in the forest to die. Right. To be consumed by moose.

[Ed Larson]

She went from dusty to dirty in the snow.

[Henry Zebrowski]

She. In the snow? Yeah. She went from dusty to dirty to dewy because she was covered in water. And so the. So the Canadian police, they go and they investigate. They go talk to the lady and she's like, oh, my God, I had a dream. I know where my baby is. No, like, where is she? They're like, she's out in the woods

[Ed Larson]

where I left her.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I mean, out in the woods. And so she has this they go and take her to believe her. It's a dream. They go and they get the baby. And in the most Canadian cop like way, they don't properly cross their T's and dot their J's. They pick up the little baby and they wrap it up like it's evidence and they throw it in the truck and it dies.

[Ed Larson]

What's wrong with that?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Promise was already alive. And so it was still alive. And so when they threw it in there and it seemed to create a situation where they just had to call it a mulligan.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Because they couldn't figure out what to do. So it was like the whole trial went into a whole conspiracy. And it's just wild to me.

[Ed Larson]

Ye two people in the audience knew her.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, absolutely. But no one. No one thought. No one said anything about knowing the baby.

[Ed Larson]

Well, I mean, do you really remember any of your conversations with babies?

[Henry Zebrowski]

When I've told them my secrets. You know, that's the best thing about a baby. You could tell a baby every single thing you've ever thought, Nick. You know, nothing happened.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, man, I can't believe. She was just like my dream.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's in the woods and they're like, oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Where you drove, where you live next to. Oh, yeah.

[Ed Larson]

And so it's just like that Catholic dude. Dude. Or that Christian guy who, like, they made a whole book about. It was like, he said, God spoke to me. My missing daughter is buried in this cabin in the woods. And it's like, you killed her.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. God told you to do it. And then God put her there. God told you to do it, and then God ratted you out, bro.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. Yeah. What the.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Bro.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. And now you wrote a novel. Go yourself.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And guess what? Who never tells you to do that? God. You know who tells you to do that? An agent from New York actually tells you to write a book. There's. God's not making any money on that. He doesn't care. He's not reading. God can't read. God's blind. God's dead.

[Ed Larson]

Yes, guy. That's why God can't read. Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Because fucking blew his brains out. See, that was the. So that story led me to a really fun story that everybody sent us. Because, you know, when we do these shows, like, people want to hear local flair. They want to kind of hear. So everybody was like, oh, my God, did you hear this story? It happened right down south. Like, it was right south of London, Ontario, just north of Grand Rapids. And everyone's like, oh, my God, you

[Ed Larson]

got to talk about this story, you got to talk about it on stage.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Baby found dead in a porter potty at Electric Forest. That's what you wanted. So everybody was.

[Ed Larson]

Electric Forest is a. It's not like a new weird Keebler elf City. It's a music festival.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Dude, Electric Forest would be so much fun to see a bunch of gnomes on ketamine.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You know, that'd be cool as.

[Ed Larson]

Dude. So, yeah. So someone. So a raver was pregnant and had her baby and just left it, but they still don't. Haven't found the mother.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No, no.

[Ed Larson]

You.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You know, I'd say you'd look for the mother for the. Look for the leaking trail of baby.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, I mean, well.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

Well, no.

[Henry Zebrowski]

She went right back into the pit. This is the thing with EDM that I don't really understand is that y' all love dancing more than anything else. And I just feel like if you're showing up almost if you're full on pregnant to the EDM festival, obviously this is not somebody that's, like, doing all the work. No. You know, because they found the whole rig. It wasn't just the baby. It was the placenta and the umbilical cord. And, like, if she had to cut

[Ed Larson]

the umbilical cord, record herself after she Holy crapped it in the porta potty.

[Henry Zebrowski]

So. Thank you, Eddie.

[Ed Larson]

It took me a second to find the right word, but then I just went with crapped it.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Perfect. Yep. That's actually the only word to use. And unfortunately, it's really sad. And obviously every gets mad about this. I just. You guys told us to talk about it.

[Ed Larson]

It's a light episode.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's a light episode.

[Ed Larson]

No Epstein.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No Epstein.

[Ed Larson]

No jelly fish drones.

[Henry Zebrowski]

We're not even gonna break it up. Not even gonna talk about who you're on as a secret drone program, probably. Or they were giving stuff.

[Ed Larson]

Or where.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Or someone from the inside of the United States of America is going against their government and selling them stuff on the inside. Or it's Russians.

[Ed Larson]

We're talking about babies and Porta Potties over here.

[Henry Zebrowski]

The simple stories that people come to us for. John Krasinski, like, stories.

[Ed Larson]

He's a good news network. You know, like, who's playing the Electric Forest Festival? Any. Any good acts?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Actually, I'm more interested in that.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Because there's not a. There actually isn't a lot of information on this. They just know that, again, the whole rig was left behind. The whole kitten Cascade.

[Ed Larson]

I've seen Cascade.

[Henry Zebrowski]

A guy named Excision.

[Ed Larson]

Excision Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I don't like any of this. I don't like any of these people. Who's Grizz? I guess Grizz is somebody you could give birth to a dead baby to be.

[Ed Larson]

Gree's.

[Henry Zebrowski]

All of these are string cheese incident. Oh.

[Ed Larson]

Multiple sets will. String cheese incident. You know, that's what you could say the umbilical cord was. Ew.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

Ew.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's not. It's not a string passion pit. Oh, I remember.

[Ed Larson]

That's if you have sex in a porta potty.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No passion. Passion pit is for 40 year old gay married men.

[Ed Larson]

Yes.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Okay. That's what passion pits for.

[Ed Larson]

You could say she left behind a dead mouse. I cute.

[Henry Zebrowski]

They're closing it out with t pain, though. Oh, they're continuing on. Good.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You stop.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, Frost. Children.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That's what that baby was more of a human. You see. But guys, this is the problem is that I. It's really is you very rarely see this at a country festival. I'm. I'm not blaming the music. I'm not trying to blame the music

[Ed Larson]

because there's no abortion there.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You're right. You're right. Wow. That's actually systemic. But I don't actually. Have you never heard of somebody giving birth in a porta potty in an Oz fest? I've never heard of somebody giving birth

[Ed Larson]

in a porta potty Happened.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Look it up.

[Ed Larson]

It's this.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Look it up.

[Ed Larson]

I think just. This is the only one left behind. I think other people have been given birth in a porta potty, then took it with them. Give it a old white baroni.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You know, I hate the old Italian wiperoni. There is nothing worse than a deep Italian white.

[Ed Larson]

I really appreciate you googling porta potty baby.

[Henry Zebrowski]

How many babies have been born in a port potty in a music festival?

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, I think we have. This might be.

[Henry Zebrowski]

AI is not figuring it out, though. AI has one job.

[Ed Larson]

To count them poor potty babies.

[Henry Zebrowski]

AI is one fucking job. Yeah. So it's not that common.

[Ed Larson]

Do you remember when that lady dumped all the puppies at Coachella in the dumpster at Coachella.

[Henry Zebrowski]

God help us.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, yeah. Everyone's.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That's worse. Light episode.

[Ed Larson]

Light. It's a light episode.

[Henry Zebrowski]

We're trying to do a light episode.

[Ed Larson]

Ok.

[Henry Zebrowski]

This whole thing is really just about fun topics.

[Ed Larson]

I'm not talking about the government.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No, we haven't said anything about the government. And the fact that we probably don't

[Ed Larson]

come in for a porta potty.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No, it's not involved no, you don't need permits for all these things and certainly can't be pulled because of it. But Electric Forest one is the super famous EDM festivals. Like, it's like one of those big old, big old ones, kind of like, what's this place famous?

[Ed Larson]

They're all. I can't. Every time I. I can't believe any of them exist. And then there was always like a hundred thousand people in all of them.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Was it edc, which is all big overseas too big, like, big over?

[Ed Larson]

Like, it's a very popular genre. People, like, we don't understand.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You know what it is, is that both and I, because, like, I actually appreciate the idea of the people arriving just to dance. Like, the dancing. And that's heavily focused on the dancing. I think it's really fucking cool.

[Ed Larson]

I've been forced to have like the best possible time. You can have it like Cascade and Tiesto and stuff like that. And I hated it.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I know, but I had like Tiesto,

[Ed Larson]

like, be like, like pointing at me because I was like in the booth next to him, he's like, huh, Great. I was like, in my mind, I'm like, I need to get out of here.

[Henry Zebrowski]

This is awful. It's just not for us. This is not our. It's not our speed. But I do. So I appreciate, like. Like, I appreciate the love of it. It just seems like, why does it say in my brain. Yes. Whole baby born dead with its umbilical cord and it's a whole rig in a porta potty. Yeah. It makes sense. It's at an electronical music festival. You know what I mean? Of all of them besides, like a fish concert. But even fish, everybody's. They all got money now. They're all boomers.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

So everybody's going to see those shows are boomers. They're not.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, they're all. Yeah, they're all. They can't have babies anymore.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. They're. Their eggs are rocks.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. Menopauses turn their eggs into statues of little people.

[Ed Larson]

Well, fish was at this festival. Wow. They had to fish the baby out of the portal. I'm losing. We need a better story. Yeah. We need a new story.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, sure.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I really missed the opportunity to book boarded fetus. Oh, yeah. And then we're like, this can actually weaken. We can use here at aborted Fetus. We want to use this opportunity to teach you. You can ch. You can choose the freedom of your own body. Your body is your choice.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. She had her own guar concert in there.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Well, let's move on a new one.

[Ed Larson]

I'm just like. Honestly, though, before we move on, the people already don't like me. The. The. The who found it. Like, who's looking in the Porta Potty?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, this guy named Johnny Mandingo. That guy. It was a police.

[Ed Larson]

I feel like.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I actually think. No, I think it was just some lady that went to go within there right after.

[Ed Larson]

You think so?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, I think so.

[Ed Larson]

It's so dark in there in the middle of the night.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Like, you don't want to go in there.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, it's the guy who.

[Ed Larson]

The guy who drinks the toilets. Found it.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, of course. Yeah. The guy with the worst job in the world found it and it made his life even worse. He has a horrible job that he probably hopefully gets paid good money to do, and then he has to find a dead baby and then move on. Like, he's a fucking in Vietnam. Where's his GoFundMe, you know? Yeah. Nobody gives a fuck about him. Nobody gives a fuck. No one's. No one's talking about that guy. It was like, oh my God. Yeah, where's his. Seriously, he needs to go fund me. I don't feel bad that Lizzo's record failed. I feel bad for that guy. Yeah, I feel really bad. That's who I feel bad for.

[Ed Larson]

That is officially worst job in America.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, yeah. Every once in a while we found a died child. Yes.

[Ed Larson]

Yes.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And then I saw one time, one time I found not just one, but two, but three children all day that once tied together within vehicle court. Somehow the three children had committed suicide inside of the woman. And I. But one time I found four quarters.

[Ed Larson]

It's a light episode.

[Henry Zebrowski]

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[Ed Larson]

from your grave. All right, here we go.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Here's the next one. There's a Batman in Mexico.

[Ed Larson]

This is actually fun. Oh, this one's actually. This one is nice.

[Henry Zebrowski]

This is technically awesome. Who knows though, because it's funny because, you know, the Mexican government's right now, they are not happy and they're considering him like, like hurting people. And that the, the quote unquote robbers he's been apprehending. They've been saying that they are the victims. But we shall see, won't we? They always come after the vigilantes. Yeah, don't they? Brooklyn Devil, don't they? You know that. You know that they do.

[Ed Larson]

Brooklyn Devil.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I do.

[Ed Larson]

So in, in the, the Lagos de Moreno in Jalasco, they. I think that's right.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Jalisco.

[Ed Larson]

Jalisco.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Batman of Lagos de Moreno out of the Misera, Mexico.

[Ed Larson]

So they have theft problem bicycle and motorbikes. And this guy has taken it upon himself to. Maybe it's one guy, maybe it's a bunch. We don't know yet.

[Henry Zebrowski]

They know right now it's, it is definitely several vehicles. They have several vehicles that they have picked up on. They know it because this could be

[Ed Larson]

Just a community coming together.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Who knows? Yeah, it absolutely can because they're saying they're having a problem. They're finding these young men are mostly young men, middle aged men duct taped entirely to polls. It takes more than one guy to do that. I think so too. I think it does.

[Ed Larson]

Especially these guys. They're criminals, so they got to be kind of tough.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh yes, Batman and Robin. Well, that's where they're bringing up. It could be a Nightwing, it could be Batgirl maybe. I'd like to think so. I'd like to see a little bat girl in there. But see what they did was, is that they duct taped from to the pole and then he drew little whiskers on their faces.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Wrote Ratteras on their forehead, which means thief. Right. And then put a piece of pink poster board above them that described what they did. And so they have been, they've been beaten, they've been, they're all bruised up, some of them got black eyes, bloody noses, all this. But they're following around.

[Ed Larson]

But the police isn't, they aren't arresting the guys that are tied up to the polls, right?

[Henry Zebrowski]

No, because there's no, there's no evidence, actual evidence that they stole anything. Which is the problem always right with the vigilante is, is you can do the busting video, then eventually figure out how to work with the police. Because then if they don't properly have the line of evidence and all that shit secured, then the courts can't do anything to them. Unless you're just going to hang them from bridges and make them scared to do crimes. Which I think is also just as legitimate.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. They write the word rotero on their foreheads.

[Henry Zebrowski]

They leave the bikes there.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Those guys, that's like the proof that's so. Well that's what they say, that that's the bike that they stole.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, that's the bike they stole. But you know, there is no real proof that they stole the bike. That's the problem with this whole thing.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes. Which is always one of the main issues. But everybody is saying it's more of a gigantic response in general to the neighborhood trying to take control of its own crime. That like that's kind of over running the city. Yeah. So it does to me make sense that there would be a bit of money. It makes sense because they need one.

[Ed Larson]

Well, they have their thing in Jalisco. Apparently there is like a, A, a band of female vigilantes.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Dude, this shit's, this is the better

[Ed Larson]

story in my opinion. It's only like three sentences, so I don't even know what happened here.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's like they stole, like, armored cars, Right? There's a.

[Ed Larson]

A bunch of female vigilantes have been patrolling the nearby state of Michu Khan. Micho. How do you say it?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Michan.

[Ed Larson]

Michan.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Michan.

[Ed Larson]

Michoan. Carrying a. I'm sorry. Quite.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You're funny. Eddie's learning. He's watching. I watched him watch the world up. Yeah, he's learning.

[Ed Larson]

I. You know, I'm done when I read. I'm done when I read English.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You're nice when you think that.

[Ed Larson]

So anyway, these chicks are carrying around assault rifles to protect themselves from the fucking new generation cartel. And then these women warriors have built a homemade tank and they set up roadblocks to fight the gunman. So they are straight up. This is crazier.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But also, from what I have heard from people talking about what goes on in Mexico and people who live in Mexico is that, yeah, there is. Obviously, there is some high crime, there's some chaos. But for the large part, much like here in the United States of America, when we're dealing with chaos, there's still just families living, and most people live a normal existence even within all of this craziness. But it. You know, we have been. United States of America has been heavily meddling within the Mexican people, like, you know, going after. Doing all these. We're playing the games, too now. Now we're fighting the cartels, but also, God knows what we're doing down there. Who.

[Ed Larson]

There's no way we would ever know.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No, we won't do it. Yeah, the FBI is in charge, so. Dildozer. Yeah, dude, it's awesome.

[Ed Larson]

No, these chicks rock.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. So I do understand it's a lot, but it's gonna be amazing when the. I mean, I'm like, there's a lot of jokes here, you know, but no. No one really wants us to go through all of them.

[Ed Larson]

Right.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Like, we don't want to talk about how that is how you can tell the problem with him keeping his identity secret. Cars always jumping up and down and. And it's also really hard, you know, because obviously he has the. The commemorative horn. Yeah. Because, like, does the. You know, does the b. You know, that's the thing again, I'm trying not to be, you know, I'm trying to be bad here.

[Ed Larson]

I mean, it would be awesome.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I'm just saying it would be really cool if it turns out, like, you can know who the Mexican Batman is, because he shows up after a Concert.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Making all the hot dogs with all the bacon wrapped. I mean like, that would be one of those things. Would be like he could do that too.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, A Batmobile with rims would be awesome.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, that's what I To me, this is the comic book. Like this is the comic book. Like this. There's like, there's a comic book in here about people within Batman's world being inspired by Batman to do things. You know, like the idea of an actual Mexico City Batman that does it in his way is such a fun fucking idea. I don't want it to be real.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, well, it seems like it is real.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Who knows? I mean, hopefully, you know, he never knows who's fighting for what. But just remember, sometimes we have to take care of ourselves.

[Ed Larson]

Amen.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yep. We here at last podcast network. We treat the Mexican Batman as a hero.

[Ed Larson]

He is here and I want him

[Henry Zebrowski]

to email us inside stories lpotl gmail.com because I want to talk to you because we've talked to other superheroes on this show.

[Ed Larson]

They're vigilantes and we superheroes.

[Henry Zebrowski]

We're gonna follow up with Reckless. Ben still too. He reached out this week. So great. We are gonna follow. Yes. Because he's still been his gag order. For those of you that haven't been following his entire saga about bricks and minifigs, go to reckless Bed on YouTube. Watch his videos. Go watch his stuff on it. Because he explains the whole thing way better than I can. But it is a. What's happening to him is extremely irresponsible. And we promise our goal is to speak with him as soon as he allow he's allowed to. And so here's our next one. Next story, another fun story.

[Ed Larson]

Which one is this? Grandma?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. Oh, grandma finally does something interesting. You know, because grandmas you got the spoil your grandmothers, they gotta cook all day. Grandmothers, you got those nice grandmothers, you got grandmothers that still keep it tight. You know like if your grandmother's like like Jillian Anderson. Yeah. You know, there's still the kinds of grandmothers now because people are having their kids later.

[Ed Larson]

It is hot grandma time.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, it is.

[Ed Larson]

And guess what?

[Henry Zebrowski]

If you are. Let's just say if you like a fine matured women there is a couple of out there, my friend.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, that's the future is great.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It is for us that like milfs but not for this family. Because this one guilf was not one I'd like to. It's one I'd like to apprehend. But she did it to Herself She's a real Gila grandmother I'd love to apprehend but she's dead. So this woman, Amy Stedman, 64 years old, young grandmother, she was found dead Tuesday afternoon inside an apartment in Mechanicsville. Holy Mechanicsville. How brutal of a town is Mechanicsville in upstate New York? I would love to know side stories lpotlmail.com does crude come out of the taps like it's one of those where we just pass by Petrolia.

[Ed Larson]

I think this is actually the only non incarcerated family.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Well, yep, yeah. The only one that is not the only non ex con family. Yeah, Historic Mechanicville where we lie to every woman that comes in.

[Ed Larson]

The police chief is called. His name is William Rapper Rabbit.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, that's very cute.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Mr. Bunnies. So Amy Stedman, she was found dead in her apartment along with her daughter Sarah Myers, 44 and her four grandchildren Harper Hudson and 10 year old twins Gavin and Graceland. So days after the sick family members they were found dead. Mechanicville Police Chief William Mr. Bunnies said the evidence strongly suggests that Stedman was behind what seems to be a group. Group poisoning.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

One of the kids, one of the younger kids said was died by. Is died by sharp, fatal sharp force injuries but we don't know what that means. The police are also saying they believe that there was a piece of. There was a letter, there was some evidence up saying that it seemed that that's what indicated that Amy Stedman, the grandmother was the one that killed everybody and then killed herself. They're not looking for anyone else, let's just say that. And the, the main issue seemed to be was that there was a. I guess the father of the family was I guess a strainer, probably a dick.

[Ed Larson]

Who knows?

[Henry Zebrowski]

God knows. And there apparently there was a re up on the child custody situation where he was going to finally be able to come visit them. That's what it seemed like. Like one account I was reading was saying they thought it was because he was going to get custody but it doesn't seem like that. It does seem like he was showing up. Something was happening within their custody battle that caused Amy Stedman in the most New York grandmother way possible to say if they, they're gon take away my grandkids, nobody could have my grandkids because I could sort of see my mom doing this.

[Ed Larson]

It's usually a very empty threat.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, normally. But every once in a while it's not. Because that's why New York grandmothers have to be checked. Yeah, because newer grandmothers are fucked. Up. My grandmother was a literal Sicilian witch. Okay? My grandmother straight up had family. She would talk about how they had family mob members that they knew and how nobody talked. This is the old country, old days. Before the stupid Italian Americans who got off becoming acting like they're in the Goodfellas. Back in the day, they used to actually keep America, man. You know how they used to keep America but killing everybody that said. Yeah, all right. Because Italy was brutal out there. Besides all the beautiful, beautiful focaccia, those amazing musedel.

[Ed Larson]

All right.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Besides all that incredible food and all the history there. They're murderers, dude. They killed Jesus Christ. You know, I mean, it's bad over there, dude. So I can imagine Grandma's being evil.

[Ed Larson]

Yes, there is one more. I was just like. I was thinking in my head just now, like has there ever been another grandma Family annihilator.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Cuz that's the big deal.

[Ed Larson]

Here on a quick Google, I found Nanny Do.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh dude, we covered Danny Dos, the giggling granny. I'mma send you all the stuff we did. Nanny Do. I will send you. Dude, Nanny Doss was so bad she killed babies. Yes.

[Ed Larson]

Also poisoning.

[Henry Zebrowski]

She was one. She's the big one. She was one of the only when we covered her. It's interesting about Nanny Doss is that she was one of the only female serial killers that talked about having a sexual nature to it.

[Ed Larson]

Oh yeah. She killed four husbands, two children and one of her sisters, her mother, two grandsons and a mother in law.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Nanny do was up.

[Ed Larson]

Wow.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Think this would be a good miseducation of Ed Larson? Oh, he needs to know.

[Ed Larson]

God, I'm learning about her.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Up.

[Ed Larson]

Dude. My grandma, whenever she was so bad at being a grandma, you know, she never talked to me. I was recently sitting down, I was thinking like, like what did my grandmother teach me? What did she tell me? And I couldn't. I didn't. Only memory I could ground up was one I found that happened all over and over again where she would just tell me to sit next to her while she lit a cigarette and didn't smoke it. And then, and then I wasn't allowed to talk.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yep.

[Ed Larson]

Wow. Yeah, that's.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That's incredible.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

See, my grandmother used to do stuff where she used to poke me. She used to poke me say, you getting fat, right? And then she also used to do stuff where she'd go, go. If she saw me eating chocolate, she'd go, chocolate will give you a heart attack.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, yeah, I might.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And I'll see her with Jackie. She used to pinch Jackie under the table whenever she ate. Yeah, right. She used to pincher when she thought she was getting too fat. And then she would just do stuff where she'd be like, you need to stretch out your fingers. You have long.

[Ed Larson]

Stretch out your fingers.

[Henry Zebrowski]

She kept saying to Jackie, you're gonna be tall.

[Ed Larson]

You're gonna be tall.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, look at your fingers.

[Ed Larson]

Start with the fingers.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You're gonna be, look at your fingers. You're gonna be tall.

[Ed Larson]

That makes no sense.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, she was an old dumb ye dumb. You know anything, dude? My, I had no idea.

[Ed Larson]

My uncle's mom, I remember I ran into her. She was, she was about to die. She's dead now. She saw me for the first time. She hadn't seen me since I was a child. It's been like 15 years. I, I, she's like, you're getting fat. I'm like, you haven't seen me in 15 years.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I'm a 45. I'm a 40 year old man. What do you mean I'm getting fat? I just have bones now. I'm literally just full grown now.

[Ed Larson]

Also, I was bored, fat lady.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. Yeah, you were.

[Ed Larson]

Yes.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It started like this for you.

[Ed Larson]

I love it.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I know. Because you never had to be used to anything else. That's the best part of being fat as a kid. I really don't understand is that best part, being fat as a kid is that later on, like as you balloon in and out of weight as a human, as you go getting back to fat, just comfortable. You ain't got to worry about it because you always look like. That's the best part of having looked like always previously. But this is a, this story is, you know, unique. This very rarely happens. More information is going to come out, I do think.

[Ed Larson]

What could possibly come out?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Well, you know, I want to read the letter.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And I want to find out exactly what happened. I want to find it exactly. Like we don't quite know what happened, but.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, I didn't hear the start the sharp object thing till right now.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, there was just one of them. That's, that's one of these.

[Ed Larson]

Does that mean she like put glass in the oatmeal or something?

[Henry Zebrowski]

No, it sounds like she stabbed one of them to death.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, okay.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Like it sounds like a poison. Yes. Or something where she didn't have have enough.

[Ed Larson]

And then how'd she kill herself? Poison again.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Sounds like it. Yes.

[Ed Larson]

All right.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes, she should drink poison. So it is very fat. It's, it's interesting. Very specifically in a female cishet Way to kill.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Which is the poison. Poisonous.

[Ed Larson]

If she was a good grandma, she would have just killed the man.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Exactly, Eddie.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. You don't got to kill the whole family. And I think they don't have to be with the man. You just kill the man.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I think we have some young grandmothers that listen to our show.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I want you to always remember that. All right? Take it out on the guy or get the money. Get the children and go. Get the children and go.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Because just because your daughter made these mistakes doesn't mean that you got to do it. All right. Your daughter made the mistakes.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

There's another problem. I get that. It makes me angry.

[Ed Larson]

You know, she. She could have been right. Because we have another story here of a man who did bad. We did it when we. Well, now what again?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Men doing bad. No, once more.

[Ed Larson]

A boyfriend dumped his. Strangled his girlfriend and he dumped her in the woods. And when he did that, he was such a fat loser that he had a heart attack and he died right next to her.

[Henry Zebrowski]

All right, so this is one of those things I want to. I want. I can't stress enough how important your health is.

[Ed Larson]

It's Alabama.

[Henry Zebrowski]

The story comes out of Alabama and Alabama.

[Ed Larson]

Let's look at the.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Honestly, can we look at the obesity rates of Alabama?

[Ed Larson]

I think it's second to Mississippi.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Is a. To me, this is systemic.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Okay. What we're seeing here, heart disease in.

[Ed Larson]

In Alabama is going to pretty high.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Percent of the adult population of Alabama are morbidly obese.

[Ed Larson]

Fourth fattest state.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You know, and this is huge.

[Ed Larson]

Guys trailing West Virginia, Mississippi and Louisiana.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That's what this, this, what this is about.

[Ed Larson]

Really? I didn't think. I wouldn't have put West Virginia on the fat list.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, you have never been then?

[Ed Larson]

I guess I. I thought, you know, I figured they're all walking up those hills, you know, drinking themselves, and they.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You think they're walking?

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, I think they walk everywh. I think they just always dancing with their foot music.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No, they arrest people who walk.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

They think people who walk are trafficking illegals. That's what they think. They don't. They don't walk. They don't walk.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

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[Ed Larson]

Do you remember the West Virginia Jersey Shore where the guy died? Mudden.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes.

[Ed Larson]

He just like,

[Henry Zebrowski]

cancel and like, you guys are. It's not, you know, you guys aren't good enough at life to have a reality television show.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And so this is. To me, this is an example of like, once you hit a certain age, just because you Might have used to be fit. And you think you can do the things that you can used to do. Because this is a story of a guy that's really used to just like doing stuff. And he doesn't understand that he's got limitations. Now he's 44.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And once you strangle somebody to death, that's hard enough as it is. And if you've never done any cardio and if you've not done any work. Right. And if you like. It seems like apparently he had a bit of a heart condition as well. According to was expert wife.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, he was already at a problem.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And so, you know, he was already getting, you know, just the fight leading up to this was stressing him out. Right. Like, just the yelling and the fighting up to this point. Because he's grabbed, you know, he's grabbing his arm a lot, being like, God damn it. You know. You know, if you say one more thing, if you spoil another fucking episode of Pluribus, I'm gonna do it. You went ahead and watched the episodes without me.

[Ed Larson]

You know what? He probably thought he strained his arm. Strangling, probably.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I need it. I need to be stretchy before I do. Like, this is one of the hardest. Why is it radiating rise. All the pain radiating. And so when they found her, she was laying there. He had dragged her. They're like. It's just kind of. Unfortunately, it's very cartoony where they drove past the place and they saw that the abandoned. His abandoned truck was on and the door was open. The car was running with the radio going. Yeah. And the door was open. And then there was a trail leading to where he had dragged her out. And she was dead, head with her arms up mid drag. And he's right next to her in the fetal. Dead.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, he was. Fetal position. And then the person who found them thought that they had found mannequins.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, of course. Because they. That's common.

[Ed Larson]

Really?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, of course.

[Ed Larson]

Because I would be like, oh, someone left manic. Because I guess I wouldn't jump to. There's a dead body over there.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. If you assume everything's a dead body, I honestly would tell you, you probably have ptsd. So if you. Yeah, that's why a lot of people. I feel like they have it now. Yeah, they do. So, yeah, these people are fucked. But this is a. They're. They're getting into it. It seems that they got into a bit of a fight. They must have. I don't think you just strangle somebody.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. The. His. Apparently they put it on an obituary for him before they realized that he murdered her. And they called him a country boy and then they took it down.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He is one.

[Ed Larson]

Yes.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I don't think you. I think you could still give him that distinction.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I think he is a country boy. As a matter of fact, I think that he is.

[Ed Larson]

He killed outside.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He did. And he dragged her to his favorite place and then he died there. Which is honestly almost in a way, it's very poetic because then he gets to go right back amongst the trees, just like the Native Americans. He gets to full circle, be amongst nature. One of the leaves there he is amongst the roots.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, look at this. Art. We. We. We split. Spoke poorly. He's not from Alabama. He's actually from Macon, Georgia. He just did the killing there.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Look up the. I would love to look up the obesity rates of making Georgia.

[Ed Larson]

I got you. I mean, it rhymes with.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I would like to see if that is because again, this is about triglycerides.

[Ed Larson]

Yes.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And this is also why I. 35%. 35% exactly the same. I'm gonna. Guys, this is about the men out there. Okay? Listen, we gotta work on cardio.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You can't just do the things you want to do just because you think you can because you used to. Budd. Not the same.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, they're. Well, Georgia's 19th in fat people.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No, cuz Georgian's got. Because Atlanta tips scales. Cuz everybody's very fit now.

[Ed Larson]

Everyone's so hot in Atlanta.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Everyone's hot.

[Ed Larson]

Hot city.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It is. It's hot. Everybody likes to work out a little bit. The one that don't work out are actually still kind of skinny.

[Ed Larson]

I bet Savannah's hot too.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Savannah is from what? Well, Savannah's on the older side.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, so former hot.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Used to be super hot. Now they're more of like the Guelphs from our previous a story. Oh. This thing also says that 44% of the obese people are below the poverty line. Very much so. They're poor. Oh, yeah. No, it's right.

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[Ed Larson]

Well, I mean, that is up. Because the up thing about that is food desert.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's a food desert.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. And the McDonald's your value meal is way easier. A salad's 20 bucks now.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It is. And to buy all the ingredients for the salad to make it home right now, thanks to. We're not talking about this.

[Ed Larson]

Yes. We're supposed to keep it light.

[Henry Zebrowski]

We're keeping it light.

[Ed Larson]

We're keeping it light.

[Henry Zebrowski]

We're keeping it light.

[Ed Larson]

We're not talking about serious issues, systemic deserts. No, we're not talking about country keeping it light. You know, people have to get their groceries at the Dollar General. We're not bringing it up.

[Henry Zebrowski]

We're not going to talk about the fact that it's almost done on purpose to the poor by the rich. But we're not going to get into all that because again, it's a light.

[Ed Larson]

We're keeping it light. All right. The grandmother killed her family, and that

[Henry Zebrowski]

was because she didn't like the person that had nothing to do with her, you know?

[Ed Larson]

All right, how about this? Here's a light one.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Okay, good. Here's a light.

[Ed Larson]

Here's a light one. In Milwaukee wedding, a guy was eating meatballs with his hands. Cute, right? No, it's adorable, guys. He's a groomsman. He's sitting there and he's.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That's kind of even makes it even worse.

[Ed Larson]

Someone's like, hey, why eat you meatballs with your hands? And so he dragged him in the kitchen and he shot him.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Dude, never. This is what I'm gonna say. If you see a guy who's at that point where he's got a meatball like an apple. He's eating a meatball like an apple. Don't think. Talk to him if he's at that point. Yeah, it's a. It's a wedding. It's a wedding. And we. We might want.

[Ed Larson]

He's a. I would say the groomsman

[Henry Zebrowski]

should be held together enough. Held to a higher.

[Ed Larson]

Where they're not eating the meatballs with their hands. Fight over meatballs.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I just love the scene. It's just like. It's just this beautiful wedding scene. And she says, wedding shooting. Fight over meatballs.

[Ed Larson]

Right next to. Which is.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's also fat. It's a fat fight.

[Ed Larson]

It's another fat fight.

[Henry Zebrowski]

We covered this a while ago.

[Ed Larson]

Milwaukee's also big.

[Henry Zebrowski]

There's some big people in this picture also. I get it.

[Ed Larson]

Today's. These big people do wrong. Maybe it's today's.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I gotta start doing this. I want to go to the farmers market. Me like, have you had any of these Red Delicious? And then just like, pull a big meatball out of my Tupperware. These are good. These are really good.

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[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. You know, people eat apples with, like, a knife. You know, just me with my. My meatball. He's eating with a knife.

[Ed Larson]

Both the people lived.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I want to say that to me then says, I just wish that. Why bring a gun to the wedding?

[Ed Larson]

Well, it was in his Car. And he went out and got it because he was so mad. And he brought it back. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he shot the woman in the arm and the leg, and he shot a man in the back of the neck.

[Henry Zebrowski]

She's great.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, Just let him eat in the kitchen.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, just let him have his meatballs.

[Ed Larson]

He probably. Probably went for easier access for the meatballs. You're back at it. You're still eating the meatballs.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Like, shut the up. You shut the up. You back the up. You back the up. He's my meatballs. Yeah, yeah. So that's why I'd be like, whoa. Yeah, take them. Let's box them up.

[Ed Larson]

The victim. Oh, the female victim said that she's the cousin of the bride and she was in the kitchen area when she saw the groomsmen eating meatballs directly with his hands. She told him to use a plastic plate, and he punched her.

[Henry Zebrowski]

How do you get in? How is he on the party?

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I feel like this is a family thing because this is one of those issues, too, with those. When you have to do mix family and friends and mix all these people who've never met each other before.

[Ed Larson]

You know, I mean, where. That's.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Because, you know, this. You. We both had weddings. You know, like, when you bring the two levels of friends, where you have, like, there's the friends that have grown up. Like, we. We dealt with this a lot as comedians that in a wedding, you'd have half the party. Where, like, other people from other walks of life that probably had, like, kids,

[Ed Larson]

people you're not ready to give up on.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, kids and homes. But, like, literally, like, they. They all grew up.

[Ed Larson]

We all got a couple.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And then there's the other cup. The other side of the friends that are all like, your trash. These are the friends that I used to party with, and I bring them places to make them fun, to have the events be fun, but it doesn't really mesh with my new current life. That's what it feels like. This might be where that guy is used to being like, who gives a. We used to eat meatballs from the tray all the time. Yeah, you usually like, oh, you know, no one said anything when I stuck my head in the soup terrine, right. Like at the bot mitzvah, right? Like, there's guys like that. Because there are guys that are like, he'd stick his head in the soup Doreen. Ten years ago, everyone's like, oh, this is the most lit in the world. Being like. He's like, I thought you Guys would think this was hilarious.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Because meatballs. Me, Me balls, my hand. That's hilarious, objectively, Lee. And then, no, he did leave behind

[Ed Larson]

a gift, apparently an envelope addressed to the. The groom.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I think he was embarrassed. Man. Someone just wouldn't give certificate to Magianos. You know, like, if someone called you out for eating a meatball with your hands at a restaurant, you'd be embarrassed probably. Right? I'd say. I'm sorry.

[Ed Larson]

I think a lot of it has to do with alcohol. The. You know, people. I've noticed as someone who went to a wedding recently with a bunch of youngsters and I had a great time and I loved how. How happy they were. And I remember my weddings from the past. You. I. When you're young, you're so excited, you show up hammered.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Ed Larson]

And then you got a flask in your pocket and there's free booze, you know, and it's just like. It's just a recipe for disaster.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. And we just don't fight. We don't do that anymore. But yeah, it seems like it got really loose in there. And they were not really. They were mad about the meatball.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. So I.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Maybe they wanted to keep the meatballs. But I would say if I see somebody, you know, just box up the meatballs. Give them the meatballs.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. Also, if you're planning a wedding, maybe no meatballs. Do a bowling year.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Interesting.

[Ed Larson]

Harder to eat with your hands.

[Henry Zebrowski]

See, I like hand food. Swedish meatballs aren't hand food. Yeah, they are.

[Ed Larson]

They are. If they don't have sauce on them. They can be.

[Henry Zebrowski]

See what I do?

[Ed Larson]

Dude, I love a non sauced meatball.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Well, you know, I always do.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, my God.

[Henry Zebrowski]

When I make meatballs, I make like four meatballs for me while I'm eating.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And I eat those meatballs with no sauce. Because of my favorite meatballs. A meatball on the fork.

[Ed Larson]

You put them in the oven and then you fry them to give them the shell. You do that. Oh, my God.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I don't. You see, my mom grew up with the no fry.

[Ed Larson]

That's what I do there.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I didn't know.

[Ed Larson]

Like my meatballs, I re.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I bake them first, then I put them in the sauce because I'm trying to.

[Ed Larson]

You know, you fry them afterwards.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I always.

[Ed Larson]

I bake them. I love when they have the shell.

[Henry Zebrowski]

See, I put them. You can get the shell. You can get the shell easy if you do it at a super high temperature for a very small amount of time. So if you actually put the Oven up to like 475.

[Ed Larson]

Do you have good meatballs?

[Henry Zebrowski]

I do, and I try. So I put the. The oven up 475, toss the meatballs in for like just 20 minutes, get them to brown as fast as possible, then I put them in.

[Ed Larson]

How much do you use? A lot of breadcrumbs or just a little bit?

[Henry Zebrowski]

I use what I like to do, truly. I over egg my. So I put a lot of eggs and I put a little bit of half and half in there. But then I try to make it. Then everything's by hand feel. You know, I add. I add breadcrumb, bad crumbs by. By bread. Because I kind of want it to be not so wet, but I want it to not be dry.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. I over egg my mashed potatoes.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, you like putting that. You put eggs at the mashed potatoes?

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, I put eggs in the mashed

[Henry Zebrowski]

potatoes, which makes them more boundy. He does it. He's been doing that. His mom taught him to do that.

[Ed Larson]

I never in the mashed potatoes while they're all hot. And you mix it up and it cooks inside of it. It's good.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, it makes it like it does. He does that. He makes it like thicken. Thickens them up.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I haven't made meatballs in so long.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You should do it. Meatballs. We are meatball. I make a meatball for you about once a week.

[Ed Larson]

That's the brighter side of this story.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Meatballs.

[Ed Larson]

We're going to have more meatballs in our life because this guy's a pig.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Whatever this guy is. This is now a meatball show also. We have just went past these crimes. We're here talking about meatballs, which is the heart of the show.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, man. See, I think it's up that this guy used a gun because. Yes, because he's not.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He already punched the woman.

[Ed Larson]

You're not willing to use a fork, but you're willing to use a different instrument. Wow.

[Henry Zebrowski]

What are we.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, I think. Yeah, I think if you're gonna kill someone or try to kill someone after you eating with your hands, strangle.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Can I ask honestly, were the meatball sauced?

[Ed Larson]

We don't know the article.

[Henry Zebrowski]

If the meatball's not sauced.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

The other people were wrong.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I'm gonna say that. If the meatball wasn't sauced, what are we fighting for?

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Don't ask me. I don't give a damn.

[Ed Larson]

He's looking at 25 years.

[Henry Zebrowski]

When have you ever seen an unsauced meatball At a wedding though.

[Ed Larson]

No, not at a wedding.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Never at a wedding. Nobody keeps pre sauce meatballs.

[Ed Larson]

No. You have to show up early to an Italian's house. That's how you get a pre sauce meatball.

[Henry Zebrowski]

We gotta hang out with the chef.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, you gotta hang out in the kitchen.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah.

[Ed Larson]

That's how you. That's how you get the good early. Try this. Yeah.

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[Ed Larson]

Try another one. Fuck yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

We gotta move on. We gotta move on. We're just talking about meatballs now. I will talk about meatballs for the rest of our life.

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[Henry Zebrowski]

but Eddie, can you describe. I want you to do this one last story. Sure. About the car that I should have.

[Ed Larson]

We should have got the car.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, this is what I'm mad.

[Ed Larson]

Yes.

[Henry Zebrowski]

So I'm mad that I didn't get this car.

[Ed Larson]

So my man, Mr. Pastrami, shout out to round table, he sent me this and he's like, you gotta buy this for Henry.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I want it so bad.

[Ed Larson]

And I. My response was. And it's. I now know that I'm wrong. I was like, not yet. Henry's not dying yet.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No.

[Ed Larson]

Now you.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You do want it? Oh, no, of course I fucking want it. I don't need to be dying to enjoy myself.

[Ed Larson]

So this is coming out of China. A Chinese technology firm called Yuban has created an autonomous toilet to help people with limited mobility. Basically, it's a remote control toilet that comes to your bed.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Dude.

[Ed Larson]

And it fucking washes and wipes your ass.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I don't give a fucking. I want to see how much this cost. Think about this. You got to get up in the bathroom, dude. At night.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You got to go to the bathroom.

[Ed Larson]

How many times?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Like three times.

[Ed Larson]

Me too. You could be helped. Nice. If I just like can put my legs over. Comes over. He's like. I like you feed me. Feed me so much. Thank you so much.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Thirsty.

[Ed Larson]

I would love to look Julie in the eyes while I next to the bed.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Hop on, partner. Time to take you to the rodeo. And it just Spins me as I. You know, I'm like.

[Ed Larson]

That'd be the funnest part too. With loop de loos.

[Henry Zebrowski]

While you poop every everywhere going, picking up the mail. You know, I come out just actively while I get the mail. Actively while I go grant my food.

[Ed Larson]

I ain't exposing myself. I got a blanket on top of the piss.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You can't see anything because my belly's covering my dick and balls.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, so. So.

[Ed Larson]

So what it does is it empties itself into an actual toilet.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That is the most incredible thing I've ever. This is. I want this.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Why is this just for dying and old people?

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. They could use this at the EDM festival.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, yeah, tell me about that. Then the baby could be driven by the robot to the hospital. You know what I mean? Because then it could sense Eddie. It's amazing.

[Ed Larson]

It's delivery.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That's how we keep any baby.

[Ed Larson]

Which way to the maternity ward? They went that way.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I feel like. Imagine this. You're not meant to poop in it. What do you mean?

[Ed Larson]

For a quick.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, fuck this shit. You can't really poop. You can.

[Ed Larson]

You gotta get it out. Yeah, you.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Dude, that's some Chinese trickery.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, that's what that is.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That's some Chinese ass trickery. Trying to wouldn't the living.

[Ed Larson]

That is.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I'm angry. Dude. This is a trap. It's a prank.

[Ed Larson]

They have ultraviolet sterilization. Sterilization to kill bacteria. That's nice.

[Henry Zebrowski]

What does it matter if you can't dump in it?

[Ed Larson]

Nice. Can't you never get rid of your pee pee particles?

[Henry Zebrowski]

My pee pee particles Particles ain't that stinky.

[Ed Larson]

Well, yeah, yeah, mine are. I got that vitamin D too. Dude, they're making my pee pee particles all kinds of stinky. They love it. Stop it.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You know, that's why you gotta flush

[Ed Larson]

the lid of the toilet. Close the lid to the toilet. That way when you flush, your PP particles don't fly up in the air and get on your toothbrush. That is true.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That is what you should do. Absolutely.

[Ed Larson]

I learned that from a man.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah.

[Ed Larson]

Yes. Man is my name. PP Particles. Yeah, I know.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Hello. I couldn't help but notice you put PP particles everywhere. That's why I'm here. That's me, Mr. Monsignor. PP particles. No, I. I'm mad.

[Ed Larson]

You mad? You can't in it.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's 13 grand and I can't in it.

[Ed Larson]

Four grand. It's four grand.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, I think the price varies. Yeah, Well, I paid 13 grand. If I could in it.

[Ed Larson]

You think you would go up that high? You go up an extra 9,000.

[Henry Zebrowski]

If it can just the in it. If it can climb. Climb stairs.

[Ed Larson]

If it could.

[Henry Zebrowski]

If I can in it and it can go upstairs, that would be. Got a grinder in it. No, I know, dude. Yeah, dude.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, man, that's awesome.

[Henry Zebrowski]

So can you do it for espresso and for cold brew? Do they have what, What. What are the levels on the grind?

[Ed Larson]

Oh, man. This makes me want to get old so bad.

[Henry Zebrowski]

See, I feel like Eddie, this is what I'm saying. I hate. I also hate it when they make the urine brown in it. They made the fake waste water in it.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's like brown.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. Well, it's probably diarrhea, hopefully. Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I also the assume maybe that if you're older, you are more liquid.

[Ed Larson]

Oh. They say it's got similar technology as a Roomba.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I mean, it's gonna just SC out of Wendy.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, wow.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, but this is great, man.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I'm out of China. Why are you mad at them?

[Ed Larson]

They're lying. They're helping. This is an advancement.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No, dude, not unless you can in it.

[Ed Larson]

It is getting you closer to your poo poo remote control car.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I know, but I want to in it, all right? I want to be able to in it. And until that. Until that happens, there's no point. The piss is able not to be anything. Truly piss is easier to contain on your body than poop.

[Ed Larson]

When Henry was a kid, he destroyed so many power wheels.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I did, I did. But that's. What. Do you know what I mean? Right? Like, you got rubber sheets, you got all the different stuff, except for that. I do send you that one. There's one. There's one series of videos I send to Eddie all the time of this, like, one family dealing with a large, very large developmentally disabled boy that's like probably six and a half feet tall ripping their home to shreds, right? It's really kind of scary. They gotta bolt them down. All the chairs you like. They have to bolt the refrigerator to the wall.

[Ed Larson]

There's gates everywhere.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's really intense. It's like.

[Ed Larson]

It's crazy. It's like these people. It's like.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's very exploitive. It's extremely exploited.

[Ed Larson]

I don't know if it is.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I just don't. I don't either way. I just think it's icky.

[Ed Larson]

But the thing is, the biggest fan,

[Henry Zebrowski]

I keep sending you the videos because the way they have to Wrap the bed for the amount.

[Ed Larson]

Yes.

[Henry Zebrowski]

They have to put two rubber sheets on it, then they put wicking sheets on it. Then they wrap him in several blankets because of just how much urine he emits at night.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And I feel like that's the thing, that urine can be captured.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I think it's poo poo that needs to be dealt with.

[Ed Larson]

See, I don't find it exploitive because they clearly love him.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes. But they are putting it on the Internet.

[Ed Larson]

You know, if you're making money, God bless them, I'm sure their bills are fucking through the roof.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, I mean, I do understand that it's very. It's a comp. I would say say it's a complex.

[Ed Larson]

I don't think they're exploiting him. I think they're showing us how hard their life is.

[Henry Zebrowski]

They are. But then also. But then in that way it is sort of exploitive. But I also get it. I. I don't. I get. I kind of get both.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, I'll get both.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But I was just saying about how you'd be crazy, you being surprised how much urine somebody can make. That's what this light episode was all about. All right. It was how much urine you can potentially make, which is honestly half a gallon. So I think it's time for some listener emails.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, yeah. Which I think is kind of just a waste on topic.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, I love this one. So we asked last week the question about human fagra and about if you get to a certain weight point, what happens to your liver like they used to do with geese, where they go in the force, feed them delicious aromatic foods and then they take their liver and they grind it in to pate. We wonder if the same thing could happen. I got very interesting email, so I'm going send a source from this medical article. This was from the, the NIH. It cites regular human hepasite steosis at 5% and quote unquote, grade three severe steatosis as 67% or more, meaning human fat content in the liver can exceed. Exceed 67%, which is higher than foie gras. So, like that's higher than the fat amount that would be in a normal foie gras from a geese. Right. So it's definitely possible for human livers to reach foie gras ratio of steatosis to functional hepasy. So medically it would look the same. However, mammalian livers, including human lovers, are susceptible to infection by parasitic flukes such as Clonarcus sininsens and Optiscorchus ververini, which is. I had a great Optiscorchus verini over mother wolf, which is quite good. And they are known. Those are known to cause cancer. Additionally, prions have been found in liver tissue. So generally, eating human foie gras is medically unsafe.

[Ed Larson]

Aside, of course, it's human.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah.

[Ed Larson]

Yes, of course.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But he was saying aside for all the moral issues. Right, Whatever. Mostly adding this part for whatever FBI agent has to read this as the results of me feeling the need to answer your thought experiment. Also, orcas eating only liver means other animals get to eat the rest, contributing to nutrient fall and marine snow for a larger ecosystem. So it's not always full.

[Ed Larson]

Oh. All right.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Have fun.

[Ed Larson]

Dude. I watched this awesome orca documentary on the flight. Dude, it was. It was all about how they, you know, they do the thing where they, like, do make the waves and knock the seals off of the ice sheets and stuff like that. And so they wanted to film all of it, just all the orcas like, doing it and working as a team, which is because it's like the coolest way animals hunt. But the thing was, they never. They were doing something they never seen before. They had one seal, it got up on a. Like a big old iceberg, like a real big one. They're like, they're never. The orcas are never getting the seal off of this one. The orcas worked as a team and headbutted the iceberg until it broke up.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That's awesome.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. Yeah. Then they. Then they ate the seal. It was awesome, man.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That's so cool. Honestly, it was very. It's intense.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, I know. I had a great time watching it.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's intense. But I. You know what I was saying, it's kind of cool.

[Ed Larson]

Thank you, Air Canada.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And it's good. The whales got to eat.

[Ed Larson]

Well, gotta eat.

[Henry Zebrowski]

They gotta eat.

[Ed Larson]

But, yeah, that was a lot of fun. Oh, guys, before we go, I just want to make sure everyone knows that we only got two JK Ultra shows left.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes. Please come. And the end, the most important ones are very, very final one.

[Ed Larson]

Yes. So we got Tulsa on July 17, and then we got Oklahoma City on July 18. And the Oklahoma City City show for everyone who's mad they couldn't make it to. To the JK Ultra tour if we accidentally missed your city, Phoenix. I'm sorry. Go. And you can watch the live stream of the very last show of the tour.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes, that's right.

[Ed Larson]

So we're gonna have live stream details will be on our website lastpodcast. And left Dot com. Make sure you check that out and watch it in. The live stream will be available for two weeks.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes.

[Ed Larson]

So even if you missed it in real time, you can go back and watch the replay for. For two weeks.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It'll be fun.

[Ed Larson]

So find the link. It's going to be on our website. It's not technically there yet, but it will be there by the end of the week. And go check out this live stream. I'm very excited for it. I'm glad everyone's gonna be able to see it.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I'm really love our show and I think. But I'm also excited. I'm excited for new ventures, new stuff.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But I can't wait for you to see it. Go and check it out. We will have all that information on our socials and here on the show, those socials go to LP on the left for all of that horseshit. And live every day knowing that you.

[Ed Larson]

You.

[Henry Zebrowski]

If you're not yet the Mexican Batman, you can be one.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, you can be one.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And then you can love the fact that you are changing your neighborhood one reto at a time. All right. And then you can laugh at everyone, especially once the. Once the. Once the daily goo bell tells them, oh, we're going to get. We're going to get you, Batman. We're coming for you, the Batman. Just know that you're going to. They're going to regret the day that came for you, Mexican Batman.

[Ed Larson]

That's right. And don't worry, we got plenty of more shows down the road for everybody. Come see us. Side stories is about to announce more shows soon. But right now we. We are officially doing Redway again.

[Henry Zebrowski]

We are.

[Ed Larson]

We are. We are doing it again. That's going to be on October 24th at the Matteo Community Center. We'll never get a. We're just doing that show all every year, I guess.

[Henry Zebrowski]

We love this show. We come on out. We're going to be bringing some special guests though this time. So it's going to be.

[Ed Larson]

We're going to have a lot of fun.

[Henry Zebrowski]

We're going to have a lot of fun. And we're bringing some people from the network. We're going to bring something like we're really doing it this time.

[Ed Larson]

And of course go to [e-mail] left to come see us in February out. We're doing that. That again. And then you want to come see me on the robe. I got all kinds of going on. First of all, Friday in town in Los Angeles, Julie and I are taking over Amber's Weekly free show.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah.

[Ed Larson]

Birthday this week and so we're, Julie and I are going to take over and host it. We're have some fun. Pat Barker from the show is going to be there. I'm very excited. That's gonna be fun. That's gonna be over at the clubhouse at 7pm that's free. So if you're in town, come and check that out. That's gonna be a blast. It's a really quick YouTube easy show. And then I'm going, I'm doing my tri state area tour. Yeah. Tickets are low for each one of these shows so if you want to come to any of them, make sure you hop in there. Now I got July 10th salute to Bethlehem with Ruby Deer and Disney Dan Becker. That's going to be amazing. We got very little tickets left for that in Bethlehem, Pennsylvania Newark, New Jersey on July 12. July 13 City Winery in New York. I'm co headlining with Kirsten, Michelle Sills and I got a bunch of Chuckle Hutters and it's be to going be a big show. I got three Chuckle Hutters. I'm keeping them as a surprise for you guys. If you're Round table fans, come and check that show out. Then right after the Oklahoma City on July 19th I'm going to be in Dallas, aka Plano, Texas at mic drop. Come and check that show out. Henry and I only got a couple tickets left. We're doing Ed Larson and Friends at the Comedy Store. That's going to be July 26th is literally only 10 tickets left. So if you want to come to that, you better get in there. It's going to be in the Belly Room. Henry and I are co hosting and then I'm going to do a set at the end and I got some friends there. Nicole Buchanan, shout out to you and John Grace. You're going to have a lot of fun. And then one of my Chicago shows sold out so so Saturday in Chicago is sold out. You can't get tickets to that anymore. But I got a tick I we opened up a show on Friday that's July 31st at the Lincoln Lodge. Coming see that show? It's a Late Night Show, 2pm you

[Henry Zebrowski]

got a lot of shows.

[Ed Larson]

I do got a lot of shows. And don't forget in August 16th dead men tell some tales here D23 weekend at Dynasty typewriter. We're doing bringing that show back and my boy Henry's going to be there for that as well. I got so many more shows coming down the pipe. DC, Milwaukee, Denver, San Francisco, Nashville Rochester. Go to eddytunes.com to get access to all those shows. And also before. Before we go. Rob's been twitching.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Rob's been twitching. Not just season.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's over on Twitch.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, what's your. What's your handle on Twitch? Oboki on Twitch at Rob Oki. Go check it out. You've been twitching. You've been watching and hanging out with people.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, we just watched the whole back rooms YouTube series last night.

[Ed Larson]

Back rooms. Used to.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It was two and a half hours long. It was great.

[Ed Larson]

You got work to do.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. You got. I need to take a break. No, I'm glad you're doing break. This is the problem. He's doing that thing. We start to be like, you can't monetize all your lumps, Rob. You're gonna freak out. No, but come check it out. It'll be fun.

[Ed Larson]

It's amazing. Yeah. We love you guys. Thank you for hanging out with us.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Love you. Hail Satan.

[Ed Larson]

Hell Grooves Records. Yeah, that place was really cool.

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