Jay Pharoah's UNFILTERED Impressions: 50 Cent, Shannon Sharpe, Katt Williams and more

Summary

Outta Pocket with RG3

Episode: Jay Pharoah’s UNFILTERED Impressions: 50 Cent, Shannon Sharpe, Katt Williams and More
Date: December 22, 2025
Host: Robert Griffin III (RG3) with co-host Grete Griffin
Guest: Jay Pharoah

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Episode Overview

This episode is a hilarious and fast-paced ride featuring comedian and impressionist Jay Pharoah. Known for his razor-sharp celebrity impressions and SNL fame, Jay Pharoah lets loose with rapid-fire characters, candid stories about his career, and unfiltered takes on sports, culture, and the NFL—all while joking with RG3 and Grete in their signature lively, irreverent style. The episode moves seamlessly from Jay’s origin story as an impressionist to his thoughts on sports, wrapped in an energetic banter and standout comedic performances.

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Key Discussion Points and Insights

1. Jay Pharoah’s Impression Origins and Comedy Journey

• Early Influences
  • Jay began doing impressions at 6 years old, inspired by Robin Williams’ Genie and Iago (Gilbert Gottfried) in Aladdin, trying to make his playground girlfriend laugh.
  • Notably, his repertoire now includes over 200 impressions, partly because “I have so many I have done and I have forgotten that I have done them.” (12:23)
• Meeting Barack Obama
  • Jay recounts nervously doing his Obama impression in front of Obama at a private Justin Timberlake/Jessica Biel party—Obama approved, telling Jay:

    “Keep going. You’re good. You’re doing pretty good.” (03:59)

  • He later partied with the Obamas at their last White House bash.
• SNL Exit and ‘White Famous’
  • Jay explains SNL contracts are year-to-year. When he landed Jamie Foxx’s show White Famous, SNL declined to pick up his option, helping him move forward:

    “I always felt like I didn’t want to get too comfortable at the place… you got to elevate and try to go somewhere.” (08:13)

  • White Famous was canceled; Jay jokes, “I didn’t go to the Diddy parties, Robert.” (08:58)

2. Celebrity Impressions Lightning Round

Jay delivers spot-on, uncensored impressions with energetic physicality and pitch-perfect tone:

Bernie Mac (14:46)

• Jay considers this his “jersey in the rafters,” channeling Bernie’s irreverent, tough-love energy:

  “Let me tell you something… it don’t even make no sense at all… If your kid mess up, I’ma show up… Have me what they call an ass-whooping service.” (14:48)

On Comedy’s Sensitivity—Bernie Mac (16:13)

“Comedy today, you can easily offend somebody… I’m confused, I don’t know what the hell to call you… I got enough problem trying to be one damn person. Why the hell I’ma try to be somebody else?” (16:13)

• Spirit Airlines joke:

  “Spirit Airlines is the safest airline in America... No, you ain’t gonna turn me to a spirit!” (17:00)

Shannon Sharpe (17:50)

“Have to say this, I’m a big fan, boy… Keep God first, and you ain’t got no problem. That’s what I said. Amen. Skill.” (18:46)

Stephen A. Smith (19:32)

• On LeBron hypothetically swinging on him:

  “Stephen A. Smith knows taekwondo… I sit there, I analyze, and I look for weak points and pressure points. Next thing you know, you on your back like a Ninja Turtle.” (19:45)

Will Smith (21:01)

• Imagines the Chris Rock Oscars slap in reverse:

  “If the roles were actually reversed… I would’ve whooped my ass… I would have taken those Madagascar sloth fingers… gone straight for the pressure point.” (21:01)

Jay Z (22:42)

“People say things like, you know, he could possibly be the goat at this... It’s the attention to the nuances… I can do that on bird levels… corporate levels, street levels…” (22:43)

Dave Chappelle (23:58)

• On Druski’s “whiteface” skit:

  “As a black man who did this years ago, effing brilliant… One more thing, Robert Griffin… I like to have intercourse with Vinny.” (24:04, 24:28)

Katt Williams (Selected responses throughout)

• Provides observational meta-commentary, classic Katt Williams style, e.g.:

  “At the end of the day, whatever decision you decide, you gonna have to live with that decision for the rest of your life. And I can honestly say I'm sitting here happy in this house.” (09:48)

50 Cent, Diddy, and Katt Williams on Diddy's Drama (42:36)

• Jay explores 50 Cent and Diddy’s feud, using Katt Williams’ voice, blending rumors and biting satire:

  “When you talking about taking my son’s mother and having her at the freak offs… of course there’s gonna be some problems. There’s gonna be some furniture moving if I see you in the street… Now all this news has come out… we see he is kind of female.” (42:36–44:00)

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3. Inside Impressionist Life

• Jay shares stories of celebrities encountering his act. “There comes a time when maybe someone doesn’t like it… Who’s a celebrity you won’t do?” (25:33)
• Shows off his freestyling skills, weaving his own persona into hip-hop–style bars.

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4. Sports Hot Takes & Comedy

• NFL Rule Changes
  • As “Commissioner Jay Pharoah,” he’d ban the “dumbass fat patty helmet things… NFL Blitz? Why does your head look like an air balloon?” (28:40)
• Rams Fandom
  • Open love for the LA Rams since 1999, emotional about their wins and losses:

    “When we won in 2022, I was crying, man… I stuck in my relationship, and look what happened.” (34:55)

• On Madden
  • Stopped playing Madden in 2002 after his dad abused onside kicks:

    “It’s been 23 years and I still haven’t played it.” (30:15)

• Praise for Puka Nacua
  • “He looks better every game… takes three defenders to bring him down, must be related to Aquaman.” (31:18)
• Jokes about the Washington Commanders’ new mascot:

  “The Commanders, bro. Really? Their mascot is Major Tutty… I’d rather see Power running around there…” (37:17)

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5. Legacy and Nepotism in Sports

• Heavy scrutiny for star athletes’ children (like Shaduer Sanders, Bronny James), comparing it to what he’d go through if he was Eddie Murphy’s son:

  “The comparisons of the legacies before will always tarnish the child if the child doesn’t reach up… heavy is the head that holds the crown, unfortunately.” (40:16–41:57)

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6. Memorable Quotes & Moments

• On discovering his talent:

  “I was at daycare, a cesspool of disgust. Those kids are nasty, man. Turds on the floor… For real, you walk in the bathroom, you’ll see a log on the floor.” (11:17)

• On his Rams loyalty:

  “You gotta be a loyal fan to move with somebody from one state, go back to another state that have been to the other state already because that has shown you were cheater, you know?” (34:52)

• On TikTok:

  “If you’re a 50-year-old man on TikTok… you look weird and you look very soft and also you look like you really need some therapy.” (47:00)

• On shades unlocking his act:

  “If you like this episode and you like my performance up here, hashtag J Pharaoh with the shades is different… It’s a different character. I think I’m always going to wear these now because I feel comfortable.” (48:42)

• As Mike Tyson (show outro):

  “I’m the great, listen, I’m ferocious… I’m one of the greatest ever. There’s nobody that’s coming close to me… If you want an updated version, nobody’s better than me. I’m doing my thing. I’m telling you, it’s impossible.” (49:14)

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Notable Quotes with Timestamps

| Timestamp | Speaker | Quote | |-----------|----------------------------------|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 03:59 | J. Pharoah (as Obama) | “Keep going. You’re good. You’re doing pretty good.” | | 08:13 | J. Pharoah | “I didn’t want to get too comfortable… you got to elevate and you got to try to go somewhere.” | | 14:48 | J. Pharoah (as Bernie Mac) | “Have me what they call an ass-whooping service. If your kid mess up, I’ma show up.” | | 16:13 | J. Pharoah (as Bernie Mac) | “Comedy today, you can easily offend somebody… I got enough problem trying to be one damn person.” | | 19:45 | J. Pharoah (as Stephen A. Smith) | “I sit there, I analyze, and I look for weak points and pressure points… on your back like a Ninja Turtle.” | | 21:01 | J. Pharoah (as Will Smith) | “If the roles were reversed… I would’ve whooped my ass.” | | 42:36 | J. Pharoah (as Katt Williams/50 Cent) | “When you talking about taking my son’s mother and having her at the freak offs… There’s gonna be some problems.” | | 47:00 | J. Pharoah (as Williams) | “If you’re a 50-year-old man on TikTok… you look weird and you look very soft… you need some therapy.” |

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Notable Segments & Timestamps

• Jay on SNL and ‘White Famous’ Exit: 06:05–09:10
• Obsession with Celebrity Lookalikes: 01:16–02:47
• Impression Lightning Round: 14:30–26:00
• NFL Helmet Rant: 28:40–29:53
• On Playing as the Rams & Madden Story: 29:53–30:32
• 50 Cent vs. Diddy (as Katt Williams): 42:31–46:28

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Tone and Style

The episode flows with constant high-energy comedic riffing, switching from sports to pop culture, and always returning to Jay’s infectious laughter, masterful voices, and irreverent, unfiltered commentary. The chemistry between RG3, Grete, and Jay is loose, playful, and sometimes wild—true to the podcast’s “outta pocket” name.

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Final Thoughts

This episode is a must-listen for Jay Pharoah fans, sports fans who love comedy, and anyone curious how a master impressionist blends pop culture, sports, and satirical insight. Jay’s voice work, energetic storytelling, and the hosts’ unfiltered banter make it an unforgettable, laugh-out-loud ride.

Transcript

[J. Pharoah]

Did you have.

[Robert Griffin III (RG3)]

Did you have a crush on chest? No.

[J. Pharoah]

That y' all just captured on pic? That was golden.

[Robert Griffin III (RG3)]

What is that? What's the first rule you're changing in the NFL? Yo, yo, yo. Welcome to out of Pocket with RG3, hosted by your boy and the lovely, amazing, 103 time All American, Greta Griffin. We got a great episode for you guys today. Make sure you like and subscribe to our YouTube channel. But let's go get right into the business. Today we got ourselves a very out of pocket episode. We got a guy, straight up comedy assassin in the building, an actor, stand up superstar, master of impressions and one of the biggest sports fans on the planet. You've seen him on SNL and now he's out here dropping new standup specials, new movies, and new characters like you never have seen before. Please welcome the immensely talented, wildly unpredictable and always hilarious J. Pharrell.

[J. Pharoah]

Welcome to the show. Hey, hey, hey, hey. And let's not neglect the fact that I'm over here dressed like a rich auntie. Let's not neglect the fact we chilling. Oh, I. Look, I'm to say this is how we do it, you know, like Jay.

[Greta Griffin]

Also knowing how to sing is reminding me that you guys get a lot, that you look alike, you know, Take the hat off and throw some rich auntie vibes over here too, baby.

[Robert Griffin III (RG3)]

Hey, Jay, you. You. You doing some music too?

[J. Pharoah]

Yeah, I. I do the music.

[Williams]

So.

[J. Pharoah]

So you get the. So you get Eddie Murphy too, huh? That's what you're saying with both?

[Robert Griffin III (RG3)]

Definitely Eddie Murphy. I get the Andre 3000s.

[J. Pharoah]

Okay, okay, okay. I get Anthony Mackie. I get that, right? You can see it, right? You can see it when you put your face like that.

[Robert Griffin III (RG3)]

I could definitely see it.

[J. Pharoah]

Yeah. Anthony Mackie always has the I'm about to eat some pudding pop face that. He got the pudding pop face. He's like, oh, my God, that's my. That's my bro. That's. That's my brother, man. Like, I'm. I just wish. I just wish I could get the Marvel. I kid you not. I don't give a damn if I gotta play the owl. I mean, he. The falcon. I don't give a damn. Any. Any small. Any bird. And I could. Any bird. You know what I'm saying? You can switch it up to Spanish. I can be the bird. You feel me? It don't matter.

[Robert Griffin III (RG3)]

Anthony Mackie is Captain America. So he has some pool.

[J. Pharoah]

That's. I'm. I'm saying. I'm saying, bro, I remember when he was doing. Is he. I remember when he. Before he was doing twisted metal right before he was about to do it, right before he was about to shoot it. And I was like, hey, man, if there's anything we can play, brothers. He was like, all right, man, I'm gonna look. I'm gonna keep looking out. I was like, all right. Yeah, that's good.

[Robert Griffin III (RG3)]

He don't subscribe to hbo. He ain't helping the brother out.

[J. Pharoah]

Keep looking out for you. I like how, I like how he's always looking. He's always on the prowl, looking for some women. They look good tonight, don't they, Jay? I'm like, yo, man, you like Will Smith. But like, you like to you. You like. You like Will Smith.

[Robert Griffin III (RG3)]

Who's, who's.

[J. Pharoah]

Who's out here trying. You know, trying to try and get some butt, some tail. You got tail? Will Smith, man. You know, it's crazy. I love him, man. That's my dude. That's my dude, man. I love Anthony Mac. I hope we get a chance to work on something and I hope he don't take no offense to me. Just saying, you know, but that. You ain't that nothing bad, you know what I'm saying? You're successful. If you're a successful person with a whole bunch of money and you ain't married. God, Dagger, do it. Hey, do what the hell you do. Shoot. Unless in the shop, cuz you don't want to be paying $23 million for some box. Don't nobody want to do that. No. Oh, my God. You don't even have to say who it is.

[Robert Griffin III (RG3)]

He is on point right now.

[Greta Griffin]

All right, let's go to openings. Drive. You have literally become an absolute Internet phenom after your impressions of Barack Obama. Did you ever hear from Mr. President himself after that, your first impression of him?

[J. Pharoah]

I heard from him at a party. Yeah. Yeah. I was. I was scared. I was doing this event with Justin Timberlake and Jessica Beal, and it was private event, and I was all dressed up like Obama and I came down and I was doing it, and he was standing right there. And as I'm doing it, I'm looking at him for confirmation and he's like, no, keep going. You're good. You're doing pretty good. So I gotta keep going. You're killing. You're killing. This guy's gonna take my job and I'm gonna be the one who's gonna be putting all the makeup and doing the skits. He was cool, man. So after that, the last Party in the White House, which, you know, unfortunately, the last. The last good party in the White House, I would say, which would be 2017, January. When the notes were left in the different drawers, which I had, somebody asked me to go up and do as well. And I was like, that sounds freaking terrible. I'm not doing that. I'm going to stay my black self down here, and I'm going to watch Barack Obama mom dance for the next three hours. That's what I'm about to do. Okay? That's what I'm about to do. You feel me? Y' all can do what you want, but the last party, I was there and he looked at me, he was like, j, man, you gotta. You know, I mean, I was hoping that we could have. We could have done a skit. Oh, that's the. Now together. I was hoping we could have, man. Like I told you before, Jake, you gotta loosen up, man. I like to have fun, you know. Hey, where the party at? Mixing with them chick, baby. What's wrong with that? I like that fun, baby. So, you know, I wish. I wish I could have taken that aspect and put that on the show, right? Because Obama is just a. He just a dude. He's a Chicago homeboy, you feel me?

[Robert Griffin III (RG3)]

He's a cool dude. Cool dude.

[J. Pharoah]

After all of these years have passed, I've been like, damn, that side of them is something they should have really delved into. And then it wouldn't have been offensive. And it's like, if he was always the partier, you feel me? It would have been. It would have been kind of crazy.

[Robert Griffin III (RG3)]

You bring up snl, why did you leave?

[J. Pharoah]

We get options on our contracts every year. You know what I mean? You're on a year to year, you feel me? That summer that I left in April, I had auditioned for Jamie Foxx's show White Famous, you know, and I had gotten that. And, well, I had auditioned for it and I was kind of, you know, I was kind of weighing my option a little bit, saying, man, I mean, I don't. I don't know about this year. I was saying that the whole year. But, you know, I had that year. I had a. I had a good year. I had a great year. My last year up there, and, you know, I was still. I was still looking for what's next. And the summer came and like I said, we got an option. We got an option for the pickup, you know, so you don't know until the end of the summer if you don't get picked up or not. So around July, I think it was July. It was. It was July. Yeah, it was July because I was in. I was in France. I went to France. Me and my homeboy, we was really inwards in Paris. That's what we. That's what we wanted to do. We. That's what we were there for. We wanted to play. And we played it multiple times. And it's the perfect. He's got dream. We homeboys. Like, I got the fade, he got the dreadlocks. Like, we mobbing out. Like we dance with foreigners. That's what we used to do. You know what I'm saying? So I was out there chilling. I got the call that I had got Jamie Foxx's show called up, snl and they said to me, they said, well, can you do. Can you still come in? You know what I mean? Can you still come in? And, you know, in the beginning of the year, whatever. And I was like, yeah, sure, we can. We work around each other's schedule, like, yeah, we'll try to figure something out. Then I get a call like, shoot the next day, saying, nah, go ahead. Do. Do White Famous. We're not gonna pick you up this year. And I was like, God dang. Okay, well, cool. Well, I went ahead and. I went ahead and did that because they didn't. I didn't get the. I didn't get that last year. Picked up that option. But at the same time, I was looking for something. I was looking for a transition off the. Off of the show.

[Robert Griffin III (RG3)]

I understand.

[J. Pharoah]

Yeah.

[Robert Griffin III (RG3)]

Yeah.

[J. Pharoah]

Because, you know, I always felt like I didn't want to get. To get too comfortable at the place, you know, I know at a certain time you got to, like, you know, you got to elevate and you got to try to go somewhere and, you know, put your career further. Yeah, it just happened like that, man. But if I was. If it was anything I would have liked to do, if I could have. Now I'm like, if I would have done like eight seasons, I would have been good. You know what I'm saying?

[Robert Griffin III (RG3)]

No, I feel you. And then not only six, that's six seasons that other people didn't do. I mean, you have one of the most iconic characters ever, White Famous, getting. Getting cancelled was also something that, like, the fans were like, why it was such a great show. Like, what, what did it get cancelled, Robert?

[J. Pharoah]

I didn't go to the Diddy parties, Robert. That's what. That's what happened.

[Greta Griffin]

Yeah, that's good.

[J. Pharoah]

I stayed far away. Stayed far away.

[Robert Griffin III (RG3)]

Boom.

[J. Pharoah]

Still haven't gone. So, you know, they were like, well, you know, he can. He can go because he doesn't want to go. I was like, all right, whatever. You know, stay away from the. Take that. Take that mansion. I'll tell everybody that. Stay away from it. Okay, Diddy. He dances a lot. Take that. He's a dancer. What else can I say? Also a bartender. Apparently he serves drinks. And those drinks. Those drinks are. Could be the definition of your career. You know, whether you. Go ahead and I sound like Katt Williams.

[Williams]

That can be the definition of your career, whether you. Whether you do drink it or whether you decide not to drink it. But at the end of the day, whatever decision you decide, you gonna have to live with that decision for the rest of your life. And I can honestly say I'm sitting here happy in this house. People look at. They don't even know. People don't know my pockets, Robert. I'm not gonna put that out there. But, you know, we're doing pretty good. We're doing pretty good out here.

[J. Pharoah]

And I. Still.

[Williams]

On the back of me is still my pride and everything.

[J. Pharoah]

There's nothing.

[Williams]

There's. Everything is still nice. And God made, as I like to say.

[J. Pharoah]

You understand?

[Robert Griffin III (RG3)]

Understand?

[J. Pharoah]

There you go.

[Greta Griffin]

That is some serious skill. How did you figure out, like, that you're really good at this? Or like, when did you fig it out?

[J. Pharoah]

I was. I was six years old. And at the time, Aladdin was hot. And I remember I used to have a crush on Jasmine. Jasmine was. Jasmine was real sex. I was like, oh, man, she's. She's beautiful. You know what I'm saying? And you, too. You too. Yeah, you too. Did you have.

[Robert Griffin III (RG3)]

Did you ever crush on Jasmine?

[J. Pharoah]

No, I. Talking about it.

[Greta Griffin]

I mean, Jasmine is beautiful.

[J. Pharoah]

I agree. Yes. Yes. Yo, hey, look. Some. Look.

[Williams]

Some.

[J. Pharoah]

Some of them, they don't. That I didn't. Don't blame me. You drew them like that. I. I didn't draw him like that. You know what I'm saying? That's your fault. You shouldn't have made them. You should have made it look so good. What's wrong with you?

[Greta Griffin]

That's good.

[J. Pharoah]

So I was. I was watching Aladdin and, you know, man, I was. I was a big Robin Williams fan because of that movie, you know what I'm saying? The Genie. You know, it was Genie and I. And I was so. I was so captured by everything he was doing. And then there was this bird with this voice. This bird had this voice. And I was like, yo, what is that? And it was Iago it was Gilbert Godfrey, and I heard his voice, and that was the first impression. I tried to do it and I kept practicing it. And one day I was at La Petite because I was at daycare. That's why I was at daycare, where it's the cesspool of disgust. Those kids are nasty, man. Turds on the floor, you know, Daddy, daycare. That's real, yo. For real. You walk in the bathroom, you'll see a log on the floor. You like, how did your. How did your little booty cheeks. How did you miss? What? What? If you. You could have sat back and fell, and you could have sat back in the toilet and shot it in there. What? How did it get on the floor?

[Robert Griffin III (RG3)]

What.

[J. Pharoah]

Where did this come from? Anyway, so I'm at the playground and I had a. I had a girlfriend, a honey at the time, man. I never forget, man. It's a little. This little snow bunny joint, man. His name was Sarah. You feel me? And, you know, redhead, you know? I mean, like, look, Jessica Rabbit.

[Robert Griffin III (RG3)]

You know what I'm saying?

[J. Pharoah]

A little redhead, little cowboy, cowgirl boots. You know what I'm saying? So she stuck out to me, so you know what I mean? So we were talking, you feel me? Like that was. She put me on a boyfriend list, you know, she was a pre. Thought I didn't even know it. She had a list already.

[Williams]

Wow.

[J. Pharoah]

Street me. That's crazy. She had a list. She street me, bro. For the street. Street me. Halal. Halal box. That's what I call that. Anyway, so I started doing the character to her because I just wanted to make her laugh. And she was like, oh, my God, that's a pretty good Iaga. You gotta keep doing more. Come on. Oh, my God, it sounds just like him. And from that moment on, man, it was just. I started doing more. Then I broke into Forrest Gump and Sally Field and Bubba. And Bubba. His name was never Bubba Gump. I don't know why people call him. When do we ever add Gump to the last name? Like, when do we do that? Like, black people think that we could, you know. You know, just. Because when we add. Season is in the kitchen, you know, we could just. We just go ahead and just add word to people, you feel me? Just rewrite for the origin stories. Sometimes we just go, james Gunny. That what we gonna do. We gonna just switch people with people. Origin story. That's what we're gonna do, right? Anyway, so it was. It was bubble gum, Bubba, bubble gum. I used to do shrimp Bubble. Shrimp and then it went to more cartoon characters. I did Rocko's Modern Life. I did. I used to do that. I used to do Filbert. You turn the page, you wash your hands. This is why. This is why I say I have over 200 impressions because I have so many I have done. And I have forgotten that I have done them. But over my lifetime, over my period of time being alive, I've been impersonating so many different characters, man.

[Greta Griffin]

So let's get to the hot seat. What is an impression that you have done that you would hang it like a jersey in the rafters?

[J. Pharoah]

Oh, wow. Do you know what impersonation I would have to say just as far as I. I feel like this would be the mind of the general populace? I would have to say Bernie Mac. Oh, I would have to say Bernie Mac.

[Robert Griffin III (RG3)]

Okay.

[Greta Griffin]

Yeah, I like that.

[J. Pharoah]

Because let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. It don't even make no sense at all. A lot of people be talking smack, you know. You know, I'm like this little kid. Everybody can mess her hell up. You know what I'm saying? I hit a kid, right? I hit the kid around in the damn mall. Oh, yeah. I do it right in front of them all for you. How about that? I'm gonna. When I get. I'm gonna come over here and whoop your kid. I'm gonna have me what they call an ass whooping service. If your kid mess up, I' ma show up. I'm g. Say, hey, come here, little. Come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here. And as soon they do that, sit your ass down where you get messed up. What you call your mama? Your first name for what you call your mama your first name for calling a. Her name Mama. You know what I mean? I do. That.

[Robert Griffin III (RG3)]

That. That is.

[Greta Griffin]

You should hang it right there.

[Robert Griffin III (RG3)]

That is unbelievable. And. And what we want to do now is we want to. We want to ask you to call on some of your impressions, and we're going to ask you specific questions to answer in those characters. And you brought up Bernie Mac, and this is like, you know, rest in peace, you know, to Bernie Mack, obviously wish he was still with us here today. But this is a question I think we. We would all love to ask Bernie and want to see what. How you would respond.

[J. Pharoah]

Go ahead, go ahead. You know, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead.

[Robert Griffin III (RG3)]

So, Bernie Mack, has comedy become too sensitive?

[J. Pharoah]

Hell, yeah. Because too sensitive. It's crucified. You can't say what the hell you want to say. I'm telling you something. Doing. Doing comedy today, you can easily offend somebody. You know? You know, and all the alphabets and all of that, you know. I'm gonna say one thing. I'm confused. I don't know the hell to call you. I'm gonna call you by your good day. First name. Oh, for real? Or what you identify as. Okay, you a giraffe. Oh, now you're hippopotamus. Oh, now you're a crocodile. Oh, oh, now you. Oh, oh, oh, wait. Now you're flamingo. You know. You know the hell you want me. I'm one goddamn man. I got all. I got enough problem trying to be one damn person. Why the hell I'm gonna try to be somebody else.

[Greta Griffin]

I should be in the hall of Famer.

[J. Pharoah]

That is what type of stuff this is, you know, it don't make. I'm gonna tell you. I'm telling you. The world don't make no sense. Everything backwards. Everything backwards. You know? Spirit Airlines is the safest airline in America. Say that again. Your airlines is the safest hairline in America. They say you want to get on the Bernie. I said, oh, no, you ain't gonna turn me to a spirit.

[Greta Griffin]

Oh, my God, that's good.

[Robert Griffin III (RG3)]

Oh, my God, I'm sweating over here. That was hilarious. Turn me into a spirit that is absolutely. You're gonna turn me into a spirit.

[Greta Griffin]

That should be there to tagline.

[Robert Griffin III (RG3)]

Can you do shine sharp?

[Greta Griffin]

Oh, yes, you can.

[J. Pharoah]

Will. Will. Will. Robert Griffin iii. I gotta say this. Have to say this. And I gotta say one thing. I'm a big fan, boy. I'm a big fan. You've been doing your thing for quite some time now. You picked off a couple of people. But, you know, and that's what. That's the part of it. That's what they don't understand. Once you get that little. You get that little dust off you, then you are official. You know what I'm saying? So all I got to say is, If you ain't understand what I just said, I said, I love you. Keep going. Keep God first, and you ain't got no problem. That's what I said. Amen. Skill. Amen. Amen. Amen. Come on. That's unbelievable.

[Greta Griffin]

Hey, Shannon, was. Was you going live on Instagram actually really an accident?

[J. Pharoah]

You know where. You know, I go, hey, sometimes your fingers just slip. Sometimes you. Sometimes you be knee deep in some. You be knee deeper. So you can think deep in a situation and you can't stop. I couldn't stop the situation. So I said, you know, I'm. Go ahead. I'm go ahead, get my Lando Brown on. I'm gonna go ahead and thin this one up. You know what I'm saying? I ain't doing on purpose, but, you know, you know the universe. To know the universe. That laugh.

[Greta Griffin]

I don't.

[J. Pharoah]

That laugh is unbelievable.

[Robert Griffin III (RG3)]

So, Stephen A.

[Greta Griffin]

So good.

[Robert Griffin III (RG3)]

Stephen A. Smith, what would you really have done if LeBron swung on you?

[J. Pharoah]

Well, first of all, let me say this about LeBron James.

[Greta Griffin]

That's unbelievable.

[J. Pharoah]

LeBron James is the top NBA player, one of the greatest NBA scores we've ever had, the leading scorer. That's what we've ever had in the NBA. Also, his son. His son is also in the NBA. So would I have swung on him? But people don't know. Stephen A. Smith knows taekwondo. Yo, listen, hey, hey, Robert, have you. Rob. Robert. Robert, have you seen. Have you seen John Wick? Robert, have you seen the Equalizer? That's exactly what. That's what Stephen A. Smith does. I sit there, I analyze, and I look for weak points and press your points. All of a sudden, you're on your back. You're on your back like a Ninja Turtle spinning around like Donatello, you know, so what I have done. And I would have done it. I would have. I would have shown exceptional skills because I have been skilled. I am a 12th degree orange bel.

[Greta Griffin]

12Th degree orange.

[J. Pharoah]

12Th degree.

[Robert Griffin III (RG3)]

Oh, my gosh, that is so good. That is so good.

[Greta Griffin]

Oh, my God. Okay, Will Smith, what would you have done if the roles were switched and Chris. Chris Rock slapped you?

[J. Pharoah]

Well, you know. You know, first, what I want to say is, you know, I'm so sorry, you know, to Chris Rock, you know, for what I did. Having said that, if the rose were actually reversed, you know, I would. I would have. I would have whipped my ass. I would have just sat there and been looking like a. Like a deer in the headlights, you know, it. Been laughing like, yo, I would have walked my ass. That's what I would have done. Yeah, I would have. I would have. I would have took those. I would have took those claws. I would have took those. Those. Those madagascar sloth fingers, and I would have balled them up like this, and I would have made sure I just. Because, like, his fist probably could have, like, been in this shape, and then he could have went straight for the pressure point, right, right. He could have went for the pressure point, right, like, right here. Right here in the throat. The Juggler. Or he could have hit me right here on top of the ab, that's the one that usually, you know, dismantles them, you know, you know, hey, J.D. used out of me a couple of times. Yeah, it was wild. You know what I mean? So, yeah, I would have whooped that boy's ass. Yeah.

[Robert Griffin III (RG3)]

That is so good. It's the. It's the mannerism.

[Greta Griffin]

I was gonna say. It's not just the voice, it's everything.

[Robert Griffin III (RG3)]

Just the drawing out and the tendencies in the conversation that. That is just so spectacular. And I can't wait to hear. I can't wait.

[Greta Griffin]

Yeah.

[J. Pharoah]

You know, I gotta say this, Robert.

[Robert Griffin III (RG3)]

Jay Z.

[J. Pharoah]

You know, this is the, you know, this is the reason that, you know, arguably, you know, people say things like, you know, he. He could possibly be the goat at this because, you know, it's the, um. It's the, it's the. It's the attention to the nuances and, you know, the way you. The way you gotta, like, take things and, you know, you know, flip them, you know, in a timely manner. I can do that on so many levels. I can do that on bird levels. I mean, the street levels, I can do that when it comes to the corporate levels, I can do that when it comes to the love levels.

[Williams]

Anything that you want, I've done it.

[J. Pharoah]

You know, and, you know, people better stop respecting me. Chia. Wow.

[Robert Griffin III (RG3)]

That was Jay Z. And now I want to say, that is so impressive.

[J. Pharoah]

Hold on, hold on. Let me close the door. Let me close the door. What's it open for? Let me close the door because it closes at four. Hold on. Okay, okay. Close the door. That moment that y' all just captured on pic, that was golden. Now back to regularly scheduled programming. Chia. Uh huh.

[Williams]

Wow.

[J. Pharoah]

Let's go.

[Greta Griffin]

I feel like I'm in the movie Split right now.

[Robert Griffin III (RG3)]

No, no, this is. This is incredible. We can't stop.

[J. Pharoah]

Dave Chappelle.

[Robert Griffin III (RG3)]

Dave Chappelle. Do you think that Drew Ski's white face skit was funny?

[J. Pharoah]

I say, as a black man who did this years ago, effing brilliant. He got the cigarette. Was that from. Brilliant. One more thing. One more thing. Robert Griffin. One more thing. Robert Griffin. I'm Dave Chappelle and I like to.

[Williams]

Have intercourse with Vinny.

[Greta Griffin]

I'm dead.

[J. Pharoah]

I'm just being honest, baby.

[Williams]

Peter.

[Robert Griffin III (RG3)]

Nice. That is.

[Greta Griffin]

I know, but.

[J. Pharoah]

Yep, that's.

[Williams]

That's. It was a. That's a sketch that.

[J. Pharoah]

That's some things that certain comedians. Only certain comedians can get away with. I can get away with it. Eddie can get away with it. Eddie was brilliant at it. He was brilliant. He's brilliant. You remember when.

[Williams]

Remember when he took. He took the face, put it on at this nail, had everybody else walking around in black, white face, and the white folks didn't know yet.

[Robert Griffin III (RG3)]

That is incredible.

[J. Pharoah]

Oh, my gosh.

[Greta Griffin]

I don't even know where, like, you would begin to learn that you are.

[Robert Griffin III (RG3)]

You are the goat of impressions, 100%. But even as an impressionist, there. There comes a time when maybe someone doesn't like it, Right? Who is a. Who's a celebrity that you have an impression of or you just won't do one of because, you know, you, like. I don't know if I want to. I don't know if I want to.

[J. Pharoah]

Do this one, you know, Listen, bro. Robert, I'm happy. I'm happy for you, Robert. I'm happy for you. I'm happy for your show. I'm happy that you and your wife have the show. But as far as the impersonations, you know, when Jay Fellow impersonates me, bro, I don't feel like. I really don't feel like, you know, it's. It's Louis, though, bro. I don't feel like. It's Ralph, though, bro. You know? Like, it's one of those things where, you know, he's good at a lot of voices, bro. And I mean, like, a lot of voices, bro, but when it comes down to, like, me and, like, capturing my essence, I don't think he. I think you captured good light. I think you can, you know. Yeah. Because. Yeah, but, you know, that's the person, you know, I would say that, you know, had, you know, a lot of problems. I got problems. I tried to solve them. I had to revolve. It came through for the carving. Yeah. Were starving. I was like, marvin, how could I do it? Smoke tree. Like the ovals. Yeah. Cause I take it in that that's still lingo. Y' all know me. I'm the one, the point. Pango. I'm like Django. I do a Django. I dance with a pretty chick, call it tango. I put my thing on her head like a halo. All the time, nigga. Yeah. I'm about to get. That is so good. Does that answer your question?

[Williams]

I think it does.

[Robert Griffin III (RG3)]

That answers the question for sure.

[J. Pharoah]

Man.

[Robert Griffin III (RG3)]

We kind of sidetracked, but this is. This is a sports show.

[J. Pharoah]

But.

[Williams]

But listen, when.

[Robert Griffin III (RG3)]

When a man is in his element, you gotta let him stay in his element. That was incredible.

[J. Pharoah]

Hold up, though. We did. We. Hey, look, because you hit. We got the Shannon sharp. You hit it with The Stephen A. Smith and, you know, could have hit.

[Williams]

Him with the Patrick Mahomes or thumb.

[J. Pharoah]

Like that, you know, like, you know, because he's. He's out. He's out. He's out for the season.

[Robert Griffin III (RG3)]

I know that's.

[J. Pharoah]

Yeah, but he's gonna get better, man. He'll get better, man. He'll get better. He'll be back. He'll be back.

[Robert Griffin III (RG3)]

He'll come back soon. I know it's kind of crazy. The parallels between him and Brady both got hurt in their ninth year after winning three Super Bowls and after losing the Super Bowl. So I know that. That, yeah, he's been rolling around. I think he'll come back great. I. Sources are telling me from his camp that they. They believe he'll be back ready to go week one. So that'll be interesting because I know you're legit, like sports junkie. Yeah. And I believe you're a LA Rams fan.

[J. Pharoah]

Yes, sir.

[Robert Griffin III (RG3)]

Okay, so if you were commissioner Jay Pharoah, what's the first rule you're changing in the NFL?

[J. Pharoah]

Well, as far as the Rams team goes in general, I would change the mandate on allowing those dumbass fat patty helmet things because they look ridiculous. They look ridiculous. I'm like, what is this NFL Blitz? Is this Blitz 99? What are we doing? Why are you walking around? Why is your head. Why. Why does your head look like an air balloon? What are we doing? God. That's the first thing that I would change. Matter of fact, that's. You know what? That need to be a rule for the whole NFL. Unless you got some special problems. You got some C or some cte. You can't. You. You can't put that on your head. Okay? You can't put it on your head. It is a. It might. It might protect you, but it making you look bad. Okay. It makes you look bad. All right.

[Robert Griffin III (RG3)]

It's funny you said that because I know that she feels the same way about the. About the. The school, the. The guardian caps, as they call them.

[Greta Griffin]

It looks crazy.

[J. Pharoah]

Looks totally insane. You. You remember NFL Blitz when you used to put the special code in and the boat. The dude head be big as hell. And it'd be running through and it'd be on fire. It'd be like tiptoe through the paint. And then what that looks like be doing the world be. Be spinning and juking people.

[Robert Griffin III (RG3)]

Yo.

[J. Pharoah]

I'm gonna tell you this. Honesty. God. Yo. Yo. Okay, so I used to play Madden and I stopped back in 2002 and I'm gonna tell you why, because my dad kept kicking onside kicks to himself and I could never get it back from him. So I said, you know what? Forget this, man. I said, forget this. And it's been 23 years and I still haven't played it, man.

[Robert Griffin III (RG3)]

You still haven't played Madden in 23 years. Don't worry, you're not missing anything. It's the same game. All the games, all the gamers out there say the same thing. It's the same game every single year. They're trying to improve it. But that, that is, that's kind of, kind of mean for your pops to, to be doing onside kicks every single time though, right?

[J. Pharoah]

Well, listen, honestly, it's okay because he speak, he feels a certain type of way because I dust him in all the other video games. So I let him have one. He could have one. You know what I mean? When you beat somebody 100 games to nothing in Tekken and you tell them after you beat them that bad, that, listen, I feel bad for you. Maybe you should practice and come back to me tomorrow. That's the type of stuff that I say to my father, because I can't physically put my hands on you like you did when I was a kid. So I'mma put these. I'm going put these, these sticks on you. I'm going put the sticks on you. That's good.

[Greta Griffin]

Hey, do you think that Puka Nakua is the best wide receiver in the NFL?

[J. Pharoah]

Absolutely. And also, I think he's. He's. He's having fun. You can see that. He's genuinely having fun. And he only looks better like every, every game. He looks better to me. You know what I'm saying? So for somebody to have that type of field vision, for somebody to have that type of strength when he's going through a pocket and he's got. He's got three defenders on him and they can't. It takes that many people to take him down. You like, oh, snap, this, this dude might be related to Aquaman. Something. Something up with him. I don't know what it is. He's something going on. Okay, there's some Samoan or something up in there. He got something happening. Because ain't no way, Ain't no way I've seen him. The way that he moves, I'm like, I'm expecting to capture my thing. If that's how you do it. I want to offend nobody. But that's, that's the sound that they was doing in Rocket Power, remember? That's That's. That's the. That's what I heard in rocking power. That's what I heard there.

[Robert Griffin III (RG3)]

No poking a core. Unbelievable. He's, you know, went to byu, so I always say that, you know. You know, that. That he's. He's on a mission when he. When he gets on the field.

[J. Pharoah]

Yeah.

[Robert Griffin III (RG3)]

I got to call games for him in college. And you talk about, like, his strength. He was a. He's a much better pro receiver than he was a college receiver because the game suits him. And he has an incredible ability to run. Like, stay grounded through the catch is what we call it. So instead of catching the ball, like, you ever see them receivers that jump for no reason, Right. The ball is, like, eye level, and they jump up to catch it, and they gut. And you're like, well, why you do that?

[J. Pharoah]

Yeah.

[Robert Griffin III (RG3)]

Puka's gonna snap with his hands and just keep running. You know what I mean? But, yeah, exactly. One hand, two hand, three hands.

[J. Pharoah]

Oh, wait a minute. Here goes the baby.

[Williams]

Let's go, Rockaby.

[J. Pharoah]

Yeah, man, he's fantastic. And, you know, Matthew Stafford is definitely. He's. I mean, of course he's. He's up for mvp. Decidedly so. He deserve it. He deserves it, man. I've seen his game get stronger, too. I think after the loss last year in the snow. I think with the Eagles beat us. I was. I was. I was tapped. I was pissed, man. Cause I'm like, yo, yo, yo. If the Eagles didn't have that snow, my g. It would have been a rap. It would have been a rap. Jalen, you've been sitting as you. They would. They all sat down. And then. Look, I gotta say this. I have to say this. I love Philly. Hate the Philly fans. Can't stand. Can't stand. They're the worst.

[Robert Griffin III (RG3)]

All right?

[J. Pharoah]

They're ridiculous. Even if they. How are you gonna. How do you tear down a city even if you win? Are you. Are you. Are you kidding me? You just won the freaking super bowl and you all. Are you looting and raid. It look like. Look like Rodney King just got hit. Just got beat out here. Oh, my God. Ridiculous, man. But I was so mad, and I saw it, because the ball just kept slipping, and Stafford was slipping. I said, hey, man, yo, yo, he need to take some. I don't know what he need to do, so he takes some. He need to take some gorilla glue, put it on them cleats, man. You know what I'm saying? Just to take the gorilla glue, put it on the cleats. So he can. So he's sticking in there, just slipping and sliding, and then we lost. I don't think. I did not think this year we were going to let that happen again. Because I'm gonna tell you this. I've been a rams fan since 1999, and I have stuck with my relationship for so many years. And when we won in 2022, uh.

[Robert Griffin III (RG3)]

Oh, what happened? What happened, Jason?

[J. Pharoah]

I was crying, man. I was crying. I was crying because I knew I made the right decision by not leaving my partner, man. You know what I'm saying? I stuck in my relationship, and look what happened. We got. We. We. We got that kingdom. We got that apartment in the sky finally, you know what I'm saying? Because I was ridiculed for years. They was talking. They were talking about me out. They were talking about me out there in Virginia because, you know, we ain't got no God dang team no way. You feel me? Because I'm a Rams fan. And then we. We trash. And then you. You. You fit to talk. You okay? I said, all right, well, one day I'm gonna stay on this team, and one day we gonna do it. And when we do, I'm gonna laugh, I'm gonna cry. I'm. And I'm gonna have me a hot dog that day because I know I'm gonna be watching it somewhere. And we did it. And Lord Jesus, I said, rails, baby. Oh, my God. You got to be a crazy. You got to be a loyal fan to move with somebody from one state, go back to another state that have been to the other state already because that has shown that you were cheater, you know?

[Robert Griffin III (RG3)]

Yes. That's dedication now. That's dedication now.

[Greta Griffin]

And we had Philip Rivers, who just came out of retirement at 44 after not playing football. Football for four years, since 20.

[Robert Griffin III (RG3)]

21. Five years. Five years.

[Greta Griffin]

Five, four. Five years, whatever. Do you think the Colts are absolutely insane for bringing him. For bringing him in?

[J. Pharoah]

No, no, no, no. I. I really feel like. I feel like they got Ninja Turtle vitamins and things that they be giving people. I know they. I know they be pumping LeBron with. With the Ninja Turtle Vit. He got the. He got the ooze, so I feel like they put the ooze in his legs and now he good. It probably just CMOs, but I like to call it the ooze, you know what I'm saying? A person is able to still deliver at any age. Well, except for 50, when we ain't trying to kill nobody now. You know what I mean? You don't need to be out there when you're 50 years old. You know, you have a little brain, get a little brain thing, little vein pop. And then that's a rap for you for the rest of your life. We don't want to do that. So. But if you in your 40s or whatever, and you still get into that eight and you can still move and you're still mobile, why not Another thing. Why not Aaron Donald coming back if they gonna do that, why not put him back on. Get him back on the Rams. Come on.

[Greta Griffin]

Why? Why not Robert Griffin?

[J. Pharoah]

Oh, Robert Griffin. Robert Griffin. Why can't Robert Griffin get back up in there? I mean, he's a great player. I remember when he was first on the. I'm the. I couldn't stand the name of that goddamn. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I. I like, I. I hate the name of the team now, but I liked it when you was up there. You know what I'm saying? I like, you know. You know, now it sound. It sound a little more racist now. You know it sounds a little more racist. It really does. The commanders. Are you freaking kidding me? The Commanders, bro. Really? Oh, really? They're mask. Go ahead. Go ahead, baby. I'm sorry. No, no.

[Greta Griffin]

And their mascot is Major Tutty.

[Robert Griffin III (RG3)]

Major Tutty. What is that? Major Tutty. I know, I know.

[J. Pharoah]

Since I would rather. I would rather see power running around there. I rather see him running his behind. I know that's not his name. I know that a name. I know that ain't his name. But you know, he look like. He look like Pocahontas. He look like the Pocahontas movie.

[Robert Griffin III (RG3)]

That what he look like.

[J. Pharoah]

The only thing that makes sense is that they losing. And you know what? My cousin is a fan. So every time they be getting cooked, I'll be happy as a mother sucker to call him up on the phone and say, hey, yo, cuz, how you feeling today? You okay? Need something? Hey, man, I'm sending. Look, man, I'm gonna instacart you some milk from Los Angeles. You ready? Okay. Cause that what you need, you need some milk? Okay, I'm gonna order you some milk so you can drink it. Cause your team looking bad. Maybe they need to get the Ninja Turtles. Maybe that what they need.

[Robert Griffin III (RG3)]

That is. You know what? The commanders. You're funny. He's laughing because he's enjoying it and he's laughing at his cousin. But Commander's fans really are going through it and I feel bad for him because, you know no matter what happened to me in my career there, I do want what's best for the organization. And I. And I am a big supporter of Jaden Daniel, so I hope they get it figured out. I'm glad they shut him down for the rest of the year, let him get healthy, healthy and go about his business. But let's get to viral spiral. Sanders. Okay? He's been on a roller coaster ride this entire year. No draft process. They're. They're undercutting him, saying he's not professional, he doesn't have work ethic. Everyone knows that's not true. Causes him to fall in the draft. He goes in the fifth round to the Browns, who already had Joe Flacco, traded for Kenny Picket and drafted Dylan Gabriel in the draft right before them. Okay, now you get to the season, preseason. He balls out first game, doesn't do anything. They keep him in the depths of the bench. Plays in the last preseason game, doesn't play well. And then you fast forward to now where he's had some really good success playing qb. But now this last game that he played, he had a, you know, really bad game, didn't play to. To his own standard, and people are attacking him again. Do you feel like Shadur Sanders is getting punished because he's Deion Sanderson?

[J. Pharoah]

You know what? Yes, that definitely would have something to do with it. I think heavy is the head that holds the crown. It would be. Comparatively. It'll be the same thing with. With Bronnie in the NBA. You know what I'm saying? It's like. It's like he could do. He could do good, but if he does good, he's. He's ass. He's. He's.

[Williams]

They call him ass.

[J. Pharoah]

You feel me?

[Robert Griffin III (RG3)]

Right?

[J. Pharoah]

Whereas somebody else who would play at that standard would be called, okay, they're cool. They'd be cool. But just because we've seen what your genes can do, they always scrutinize and they do always compare. And I think the comparisons of the legacies before will always tarnish the child if the child doesn't reach up to the expectations. It would be like if I was Eddie Murphy's son, I would be pissed right now, you know, like, oh, how you doing? I ain't doing what I'm supposed to do, you know? You know, I ain't got no. I ain't got my five Shreks. I ain't got another professor movie yet. You know what I'm saying? And people be like, hey, come on, come on, come on, Murph. You know what I'm saying? So I think. I think it does have. I really think it does have something to do with that. But at the end of the day, man, we all have. We all have bad games, we all have bad days. People get better. I mean, yo, if Lebron drops. If Lebron dropped 25, people like, oh, wow, cool. He's Lebron, though. But he's. But he's. But he's in his 40s. Like, that's impressive. He's still. He's still dropping them, you know, So I think it's the heavy is the head that holds the crown, unfortunately. And people are going to do that. But from my perspective, I think it's a little unfair.

[Robert Griffin III (RG3)]

No, I certainly agree. And you talked about, like, sons and bringing that stuff up. It's like, if you. If Bronnie scores 25, it's impressive. If LeBron scores 25, they say, oh, whatever, he scored 40 before. Who cares? But.

[J. Pharoah]

Right.

[Robert Griffin III (RG3)]

That son conversation takes me to a 50 Cent conversation. Oh, why do you think 50 Cent hates Diddy so much? Like, and I say that because he, you know, 50 cents included. Diddy, Sons and some of his projects. Right? So why does 50 Cent hate Diddy so much?

[Greta Griffin]

Oh, here he comes.

[Williams]

Well, first of all, what you gotta look at is the background between people's ex. Exes and people that they've had relations with. So when you talking about taking my baby, taking my son's mother, and having her at the freak offs, while, you know, she's my son's mother, and you're putting her on tapes and you're having her wear all of these different Rihanna fenty lingerie and things of that sort. And you know that that is my baby mother, of course there's gonna be some problems. There's gonna be some problems. There's gonna be some furniture moving if I see you in the street. And there is also gonna be a documentary that's gonna be number one, doing better than Stranger Things and making you look like the biggest creep that you really are. Because at the end of the day, that's exactly what you are. Diddy. You're a creep. You're a creep. You're a creep. You had Tupac and Biggie Smalls relationship eradicated because you felt you were jealous. Jealous. Being jealous of somebody is a female trait, which a lot of times, that's what that man has. There's a lot of female traits. And now that all this news has come out about the things that he did, we see that he is kind of female. Because every time him and Ricky Rose get together, there's a. There's licking of lips and it's very uncomfortable every time you see him with cvj, there's licking of lips and it's very uncomfortable. Every time you see him, he's got his mouth open like he's a kid lost in the middle of the park. He's. You know what? I feel like Diddy will finally be fulfilled. You can, you'll be able to tell that he'll be fulfilled when his mouth finally closes, because that will show you that he is finally completed. And I'm telling you this, I have never seen somebody look so happy in their jail pictures. I've got to say, I've never seen somebody look so happy to be locked up with so many other people of the same gender. I've never seen that before. I've never seen that, sir. I've never. Have you ever seen it, Robert?

[J. Pharoah]

Have you.

[Williams]

When you.

[Robert Griffin III (RG3)]

I've never seen it.

[J. Pharoah]

When you see them.

[Williams]

When you see R. Kelly pictures, you ever seen R. Kelly sitting there smiling with the inmates.

[Robert Griffin III (RG3)]

Oh, no. Oh, no.

[Williams]

Did you see. When OJ Simpson was locked up, did you see OJ Smiling as he was getting the mush that they were giving him? Incorrect, sir. He was not. They were all sad. You see, if I was in prison, I was locked up, I wouldn't be smiling in the pictures. I'd be like this.

[J. Pharoah]

That's how I would be.

[Williams]

And also, sir, let me ask you one more question.

[Robert Griffin III (RG3)]

Got it.

[Williams]

If he wasn't happy to be in that position or facility that he was at, do you really think that he'd be in there making toilet Ciroc? The man is making toilet wine, he's serving it to people, and he's giving out turkeys like he's the Frank Lucas of the penitentiary. Do you really feel. Do you really think that he's sad to be in that position? They done locked him up in paradise, Boo Boo. He got all access of everything he.

[J. Pharoah]

Want right there, there next to him.

[Williams]

He don't even gotta ask for it. He can just. He don't even gotta ask for it. He just gotta lay down the opposite direction and go to sleep. That's all he gotta do.

[J. Pharoah]

Wow.

[Robert Griffin III (RG3)]

Jay Farrell, ladies and gentlemen.

[Williams]

Wow.

[J. Pharoah]

Williams, ladies and gentlemen.

[Robert Griffin III (RG3)]

Williams impression.

[Greta Griffin]

That is incredible.

[Robert Griffin III (RG3)]

Unbelievable. I mean, thank you for coming on the show, man. Like, you're hilarious. We, we've been big fans of yours for a long time. You know, we like to give our, our guests an opportunity to tell the fans like where can they find you at upcoming here as we finish out 2026 and or 2025. I'm already going to 26. We're in 2025 and going into 2026. Where can we find you?

[Williams]

Well, if you go on all platforms, if you go on Instagram, A Pharaoh P H A R O A H, you can go on Facebook and communicate with me, sir. You can go to J Pharo Real on Facebook and also you can go on, you can go on Tick Tock if you want to be a pervert and you over 40, you can be. You can do that. I'm on TikTok as well. I'm not, I'm not that age yet, sir. I'm still in my 30s, sir. So I'm good on TikTok. I don't look weird, Boo Boo. But you are, you are looking weird. If you are a 50 year old man on TikTok and you're commenting troll comments on people's videos, you look weird and you look very soft and also you look like you really need some therapy because there is a lot of repairing that needs to go now. And the problem with it is in America they don't want to repair nobody, Boo Boo. They don't want to repair you. You think they want to repair you? They don't want to repair you, Boo Boo. They want to keep you going. So you keep coming back and having to come back and pay more money. That's what they trying to do because.

[J. Pharoah]

You don't get paid.

[Williams]

You don't get paid if you don't have repay repeat customers.

[J. Pharoah]

You need repeat customers.

[Williams]

That's how the drug game works, sir.

[Robert Griffin III (RG3)]

Amazing way to end the episode, man. Appreciate Jay Farrell coming on the show. Make sure y' all like subscribe to our YouTube channel. Go find us on social media out of pocket with RG3. Go to Spotify, Apple Podcasts and let's keep this thing going. We want to keep having fun episode episodes like this. Jay, you're the best, man. We appreciate you, brother.

[Greta Griffin]

Thank you.

[J. Pharoah]

Damn, man. I was, and I was about to say, listen, if you like this episode and you like my performance up here, hashtag J Pharaoh with the shades is different. Just, just do that because it is. It's a different character. I've unlocked a different. I think I'm. I'm always going to wear these now because I feel comfortable. I can say, I just be talking, I don't care Hashtag and the words and the words of Mike Tyson. Listen, I'm the great listen I'm ferocious. I'm one of the greatest ever. There's nobody that's coming close to me. When it comes to this stuff, there's nobody doing it. And if you want an updated version, nobody's better than me. I'm doing my thing. I'm telling you, it's impossible.

[Greta Griffin]

That's incredible.

[Robert Griffin III (RG3)]

You are the goat. We appreciate you having, having you on the show.

[Greta Griffin]

Hold on. Next time, if, when you come back on the show, you're gonna have to give us a Robert Griffin third.

[J. Pharoah]

Oh, yeah, I will. I have to. I have to give my doppelganger. You know, I gotta do a twin. Twin. I gotta do that twin. You know, people race this twin. That way, they say we looking like twin. You know why? No twin. I have it. Next time, though, sir, I promise you, I will.

[Robert Griffin III (RG3)]

Appreciate you, brother. We'll talk to you soon.