
Loading summary
Pablo Torre
Welcome to Pablo Torre finds out. I am Pablo Torre. And today we're gonna find out what this sound is.
Dan LeBatard
Oh, my God. Woke over here. Analytics over there. Can we just play the feud.
Pablo Torre
Right after this ad?
Katie Nolan
You're listening to Giraffe Kings.
Pablo Torre
I want to establish. So Dan is here, Gojo is here. Katie is here. Because people have been asking me, did you have a watch party for your episode of Celebrity Family Feud? And I said, absolutely not. I watched it by myself in my living room on the floor and was overwhelmed with everything that happened that I did not remember. And I said, the real watch party is happening in studio on a little show that is named after me, in which I will be the Most narcissistic Dan LeBatard that a narcissist has ever been.
Dan LeBatard
Not surprising at all that you would dedicate an entire episode to this. You told us don't bring any prep. Just bring yourselves. And we will just sit around talking about me the entire time.
Pablo Torre
It was so scary. Can I just say that up front, like, so Gojo is here. Not just because we love Gojo. Gojo is here because Gojo was there. Gojo was in the audience. It's a big building. It's the biggest building I've ever been in. It felt like. And there's crowds of people. I am the man in the arena, as Tom Brady likes to say, as that quote goes. And it's horrifying. And in the crowd, like an emotional support audience member dancing to the music piped into that arena is Mike Golik Jr. Just. Just being himself. And it helped me so much.
Dan LeBatard
Good teammate.
Gojo
I had to do something to at least offer any bit of value there because this was the hardest coattail riding I had done in quite some time. Just drafting off Mina and Pablo's popularity and how cool they are. To get myself in the door of my favorite game show all of my young adult life, into my adult life to see Steve Harvey in person. Pablo and me have made that possible. So the least I could do was bring golden retriever energy to the audience.
Katie Nolan
I would have killed to see a Steve Harvey family feud in person. I'm the most jealous. I've watched so many hours of this man perfectly hosting this game show.
Pablo Torre
Nothing has felt more like climbing into a television than encountering Steve Harvey in person. He is a surreal entity.
Dan LeBatard
What'd he smell like? What'd he smell like? Cologne. Cologne.
Pablo Torre
He smelled like money.
Katie Nolan
That's dirty smelling. That smells disgusting.
Pablo Torre
Money smells gross. It smelled like money sprayed with cologne.
Katie Nolan
Ah, okay.
Pablo Torre
It looked like A level from, like, a Batman video game. It did. It was just like enormous, gray, bleak. But in the middle of it were these gleaming lights in this soundstage in Culver City. And inside of that soundstage, the show began.
Dan LeBatard
It's time for Celebrity Family Feud from Freeforms.
Katie Nolan
So awkward at this part. I'm obsessed with how awkward you are.
Pablo Torre
Not the coolest I've ever looked.
Katie Nolan
No. The way you just look at other people.
Dan LeBatard
They're taking on Chrissy's co star, chef David Chang.
Katie Nolan
Looking at Mina looking around. Why don't they put you in order? Oh, starch.
Dan LeBatard
Then dry cleaning.
Gojo
Having to do that opposite John Legend, who is so effortlessly cool, and Steve.
Dan LeBatard
Harvey, who's so effortless.
Pablo Torre
Steve Harvey walks out there in a suit that I have never seen before.
Katie Nolan
It's just like no one's ever worn this color combination.
Pablo Torre
That's all one gleaming, shimmering color that smells like, again, pheromones.
Katie Nolan
Sateen, I think, is what it's called. I have no idea.
Pablo Torre
Yes.
Katie Nolan
Fancy. Very.
Gojo
You looked incredibly like a Bond villain.
Katie Nolan
He does.
Pablo Torre
And he, he immediately was, like, pointing to the real celebrities, like John Legend. It's like, that's his guy.
Steve Harvey
Ladies and gentlemen, my dog, the legend. John Legend, 12 time Grammy Award winner and Oscar, Emmy, Golden Globe and Tony Award winner.
Pablo Torre
Wow.
Steve Harvey
And is currently on the Voice. How you been, man?
Pablo Torre
Very good. I'm looking to add Family Feud winner to my trophy list.
Steve Harvey
You know what?
Pablo Torre
Yeah, immediately, by the way, they did start to, like, talk some shit.
Katie Nolan
Oh. But we're excited and we're ready.
Steve Harvey
Okay.
Katie Nolan
We've got some Harvard grads over there. Is that talking?
Pablo Torre
I mean, you graduated from Harvard. That's right.
Dan LeBatard
You do not know what it is like to be buried and talk. If you think that is talking.
Pablo Torre
Well, this is what became very obvious to us immediately. So David Chang had assembled, he casted this team of people who went to, like, fancy schools. So the team, I mean, look, I, I, I'll say this just for the record here. I wanted, like, Gronk. I felt like we needed one token white guy. I would have pulled Gojo out of the stands, frankly. But instead, what he did, what Chang did was assemble a team of like, of nerds to play Family Feud.
Steve Harvey
Let's go meet the Chang team. Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for David Chang. Everybod. He's an award winning chef. You see him on Chrissy and Dave Dying out and Dinner Time live with David Chang and New York Times bestselling author for his cookbooks. Ladies and gentlemen, Michelle we west, everybody Pro golfer, five LPGA tour wins. I'm a big fan of yours. Ladies and gentlemen. Give it up for mena kind analysts on NFL Live, journalists at espn. Ladies and gentlemen, Pablo Torre, award winning sports writer, podcaster and ESPN host. Nice to meet you, Pablo. Ladies and gentlemen, last but not least, Chris Ying, podcaster and co host of Dinner Time Live. How you doing, man? I'm excellent.
Pablo Torre
The handshake was a big moment, vigorous.
Katie Nolan
What was? What prompted that? Why did he want that?
Pablo Torre
I don't know. No one else got their handshake displayed like that on our team.
Katie Nolan
Oh, did you pull his hand over to you?
Pablo Torre
It's like I sort of wanted him to, to, to do.
Gojo
It was like that's the most alpha.
Dan LeBatard
Male boot camp endorsed handshake.
Pablo Torre
I've seen a presidential debate before. I need to send an electric sort of worm jolt into the guy I'm. I'm shaking hands with.
Dan LeBatard
Any particular reason I didn't hear Meadowlark said by Steve Harvey Instead of all the other things that were said about.
Pablo Torre
Pablo Torre, you will discover in the doing of this episode that in no way, at any point was I in control. I was not. I was Steve. Steve had an agenda, Dan, that did not involve celebrating the independent truth seeking media company that you and I, of course are so proud. So, so very proud to represent at all times.
Katie Nolan
And I still don't have a key card for. I still have to knock on the door.
Pablo Torre
Katie does sort of like paw, like. No, like a cat.
Katie Nolan
I need a fob.
Gojo
Yeah, you guys had an agenda going into the naming. You guys were almost not Team Chang on this. And we're making the ABC production very uncomfortable with your guys attempt at name changing.
Pablo Torre
Thank you for reminding me. So an example, the prime example of how we are not in control is that David Chang did not want to be the, the patriarch of this team. He didn't want to be team Chang. And so he was asking like, what should we be instead? And I was like, oh, we can choose. We should be team Asia. So many, many people were like, you know, this is confusing for lots of reasons because we are not related. For the record, we are not family.
Katie Nolan
I was gonna say, you're not doing yourself any favors with you and Mina aren't related. Are related rum.
Pablo Torre
So in this case we were like, we want to be Team Asia. And so we were telling this to the people out outside of the set before the thing started. And the producer, Gojo was there looking at the white man's face. His response to being provided the counter Possibility of Team Asia was that of abject horror.
Gojo
I truly wish you guys could have seen the old white producers sweating when they kept going back and be like, no, we want to be Team Asia.
Pablo Torre
And would have looked like Family Feud had named this team of Asian people Team Asia.
Katie Nolan
It also doesn't say team it right. I think it just says Chang.
Pablo Torre
Oh, it would have just said.
Katie Nolan
It would have just said Asia, which I think would not be good.
Gojo
They went back and, like, talked to the bigger boss, like, three times. Coming back after, like, he called really not do this.
Pablo Torre
He called his own manager and was like, I need to call the manager.
Dan LeBatard
Can you guys get corporate? I'm incredibly white. I'm in. I'm in deep. I'm in deep water here.
Pablo Torre
Can I tell them they can't be Asian?
Dan LeBatard
They can't be.
Gojo
This is where we learned that ABC desperately needs more diversity and their corporate hiring.
Dan LeBatard
Get your woke out of my Family Feud. Just get it out of here. Okay. Get to the fun, please.
Pablo Torre
So speaking of the fun, Katie and I had dinner that week in la. You were there randomly, and Katie provided me a strategy that I shouldn't have. I brought it to the team. I brought the strategy to the team. Could you explain the strategy?
Katie Nolan
Okay, so I, like, I said, I watch a lot of Family Feud and Pablo. I think when we had that dinner was like, I don't watch it. Almost borderline. Never seen it in the sense that, like, everybody's seen it. But you have not watched it recently.
Pablo Torre
I've never. I've never broken down the all 20.
Katie Nolan
Sure. And so I was kind of telling him, like, okay, you know, say good answer after every answer. That's kind of a common. You got to want to. Even if it's the worst answer you've ever heard, you got to hit him with a good answer. Be very encouraging and a good teammate, which did notice you did a bunch. I'm very proud of you. But I also. Then I went into something that later on my Uber ride back to my hotel, I was like, I don't think I should have told Pablo that. I think that was too Inside Feud. It was too next level from the subreddit. And when I told them that there was, you know, they give you. Once you get the answer, they're like, do you want to pass or do you want to play?
Pablo Torre
Do you kick or receive?
Katie Nolan
Yes. And I said, almost everybody says play because you're there to play the game. But technically, sometimes it's not a bad strategy to pass, because if there's A ton of answers on the board.
Pablo Torre
Seven or more, right?
Katie Nolan
Is that what it was? Did I say that specifically?
Pablo Torre
Yes. You get to see on the board how many cards are there to be turned over. And if there are seven or more, statistically, to get all of those right is so unlikely. And that's the only way you can get the points if you. If you choose to play.
Katie Nolan
Exactly.
Pablo Torre
And so what if you were to just.
Katie Nolan
If you Wait.
Pablo Torre
What if you were to tank the.
Katie Nolan
Buzzer and you let them get three wrong? Then it comes back to you. You only have to get one answer, and you can have collaborated on what that one is.
Dan LeBatard
Oh, my God. Woke over here. Analytics over there. Can we just play the few?
Steve Harvey
Finish him.
Dan LeBatard
Hey, take it easy. Take it easy.
Steve Harvey
Top seven answers on the board. Name something a man might see, say, is actually an upside to being in jail. When you hit the buzzer, you supposed to say something.
Katie Nolan
I'm like, how inappropriate can we be? Right?
Steve Harvey
Okay, Michelle.
Katie Nolan
No rent.
Steve Harvey
No rent. Alone time. Alone time.
Pablo Torre
Immediately.
Gojo
We're like the woke out of there pretty quickly.
Pablo Torre
Dan.
Katie Nolan
How can that not be? How can that be?
Dan LeBatard
No spouse. How can they be.
Katie Nolan
I know.
Dan LeBatard
Men only be wife.
Gojo
They're not letting the woke wound your feud, Dan.
Pablo Torre
That's right. The carceral state number one thing about it, no wife.
Katie Nolan
That's everybody's number one review.
Gojo
You.
Pablo Torre
You could tell by the way that, like, our plan immediately, like, hypothetically made sense. It's like seven answers on the board, all of that stuff. But we just. A recurring theme is that we are very slow on the buzzer. The good news, though, the silver lining was that the plan, the logic of the plan is borne out. It begins to work because the category is super hard. Seven answers. And just to speed through it, so number one, no wife slash family.
Katie Nolan
Ridiculous.
Pablo Torre
Number two meals a day.
Katie Nolan
Three meals a day.
Pablo Torre
Yep. Number three is no rent slash bills. Saw that. Number six is no job. Number seven is meet new friends. And so really, the four and five answers are left blank. And so we have a chance now to steal the category.
Steve Harvey
All right, here's your chance. Name something a man might say is actually an upside to being in jail.
Dan LeBatard
Steve.
Steve Harvey
We're going to go with street cred.
Pablo Torre
Good answer.
Katie Nolan
Good answer.
Dan LeBatard
Too good. The answer was too good.
Pablo Torre
Yeah. So we're down.
Katie Nolan
I will say this is where the Harvard and the, like, dream team assembly thing is actually not the greatest for this type of game. This game is average American. You're supposed to think like, what is some dummy that's answering this Poll going to say not what is the clever.
Pablo Torre
Smartest.
Katie Nolan
Cleverest answer.
Pablo Torre
Yeah, this. This became clear with the next category.
Steve Harvey
We got the top seven answers on the board. Name something sexy you'd never want to see your mother wearing.
Katie Nolan
Oh, God, I hated this song.
Steve Harvey
Whoa.
Katie Nolan
Good answer.
Dan LeBatard
Exceptional answer.
Katie Nolan
But not number one.
Dan LeBatard
I mean, I would assume just lingerie, Right?
Katie Nolan
A teddy is a wild thing to say, but there it is.
Pablo Torre
There it is.
Katie Nolan
Also nighty. Nighty doesn't evoke sexy to me. Nighty is like a lot.
Gojo
That's the most John Legend answer of all time, though.
Pablo Torre
Like, of course he would say, yeah. An answer that's basically crooned even if it's said is Teddy. You could see, by the way, if you again grind the all 22, you can see Michelle. We after gets the answer right. Look back at us being like, are we gonna. Are we gonna pass?
Katie Nolan
Oh, that's funny.
Pablo Torre
And then of course, the choice is taken from our hands because John Legend, thank God, gets it right with Teddy. But again, Katie, it's seven answers.
Katie Nolan
Yep.
Pablo Torre
And of course they don't get all seven because getting all seven is statistically almost impossible. It turns out we got two strikes.
Steve Harvey
We got to be careful.
Katie Nolan
Chain team can steal sheer or see through clothing.
Steve Harvey
Sheer or see through clothing.
Dan LeBatard
Good answer, Lana.
Katie Nolan
Thank you. Thank you.
Steve Harvey
All right, here we go. Name something sexy you'd never want to see your mother wearing. Birthday suit. Nothing. Her birthday suit.
Pablo Torre
Bikini, bra, mini skirt. Sexy maid costume.
Katie Nolan
What?
Dan LeBatard
Stripper heels, Cheerleader outfit. Sexy maid.
Pablo Torre
But not a school girl specific fetish.
Katie Nolan
You can see your mom in a school girl.
Dan LeBatard
Outfit.
Pablo Torre
We're down 141 points to zero.
Katie Nolan
Crazy.
Pablo Torre
This is when. I don't know if Katie ever experienced this. I presume not in Celebrity Jeopardy. This is when the stage manager comes by and is like, don't give up.
Katie Nolan
That's not really funny.
Pablo Torre
You can come back. It's possible to win the game.
Dan LeBatard
Jim Valvano speech during Family Feud because you were down 141 to nothing. Don't ever give up.
Pablo Torre
We did not believe in miracles. We were contemplating increasingly that this was going to be just a series of viral humans humiliations. Nobody more concerned about this, by the way, than our dear friend Mina comes.
Steve Harvey
Welcome back, celebrity Family Feud. The legend team got 141. Chain team not on the board. Give me Jen. Give me Mina.
Katie Nolan
Come on.
Dan LeBatard
At this point, you feel like you're embarrassing your Asian brethren, right? You feel it?
Katie Nolan
No handshake. Oh, wow.
Steve Harvey
Nothing cold.
Katie Nolan
Come back starts here. Come back. Starts here.
Steve Harvey
Yeah. Point vase. Top seven answers on the board again.
Katie Nolan
Crazy.
Steve Harvey
What kitchen gadget would you compare your love making to a wooden spatula?
Katie Nolan
What? What?
Steve Harvey
All right, now.
Katie Nolan
And she goes, I don't cook.
Steve Harvey
Get a splinter in it.
Gojo
Underrated line of the show. Get a splinter.
Katie Nolan
I'm gonna go with nothing.
Steve Harvey
Oven.
Katie Nolan
Hey. Oh, what's they get?
Pablo Torre
What are they gonna do?
Steve Harvey
We're gonna play.
Pablo Torre
We. Mina unilaterally was like, we're not getting skunked like this. We're receiving. Yeah, we're playing.
Katie Nolan
Yeah. The right call.
Pablo Torre
The stage manager also, by the way.
Gojo
Absolutely the right call. You didn't come out here to lay up.
Katie Nolan
Exactly. If it hadn't been. If the game wasn't going the way it was going, it would be nuts to pass with zero points on the board. We finally got it. No, thanks, you guys.
Dan LeBatard
Take this one. Wait a minute.
Pablo Torre
That was your third Sixers season that they tanked in. It was like, guys, really? Again?
Dan LeBatard
I feel like what Katie just did there is what I spent like seven seasons ago yelling about in football that you have to go for it on 4th and short. And then someone would fail on 4th and short, and people would yell at me, you idiot.
Katie Nolan
You can't go for it.
Dan LeBatard
She just made the correct argument and in fact taught me something about feud strategy I did not know by saying you got to pass when there are seven of them. But not if you have zero points and you have a chance on behalf of Asia to be sent home. Not getting to ever play the game.
Gojo
That is tough.
Pablo Torre
Billions. I could feel the billions upon billions of people on the planet pressuring me as this happened.
Steve Harvey
Come on. Here we go. Come on, Pablo. Let's go, baby. What kitchen gadget would you compare your love making to, Steve?
Katie Nolan
Huh?
Pablo Torre
I'm going to compare it to a blender.
Steve Harvey
A blender.
Dan LeBatard
Which is what I said at home.
Steve Harvey
Putting it on you.
Katie Nolan
Big. Big.
Gojo
We should have known right after that that Pablo was destined for great things on this show.
Pablo Torre
Big putting it on you.
Dan LeBatard
It's Steve Harvey just saying that Pablo in the bedroom is putting it on you. Because it's not a way I've ever.
Katie Nolan
Looked at Pablo before or blenders.
Pablo Torre
That is a LinkedIn endorsement. Now on my profile, Steve Harvey Harvey.
Katie Nolan
Said putting it on you.
Pablo Torre
He puts it on you.
Katie Nolan
Amazing.
Pablo Torre
It was not a concern because luckily our team, our team captain is the head of a food empire, a food media company, and they were going next.
Katie Nolan
Yeah, true.
Steve Harvey
Chris, what kitchen gadget will you compare your love making to?
Gojo
My love making is most similar To a potato masher.
Katie Nolan
Mom specific.
Pablo Torre
Good answer.
Gojo
See again, 2. Inside baseball.
Katie Nolan
Comparable to a. I do love the way.
Steve Harvey
David, what kitchen gadget would you compare your love making to?
Katie Nolan
You gotta get this one, dude. Come on.
Steve Harvey
Be quick like a microwave oven.
Katie Nolan
A microwave oven.
Steve Harvey
Cause it's quick like a microwave oven.
Pablo Torre
On brand.
Katie Nolan
On brand, too.
Steve Harvey
Plus 30 microwave.
Dan LeBatard
The idea that Michelle, we would be suffering this indignity, and I know her to be less competitive on that panel than Mina Kimes, who right now know like lava is spewing from her ears because she's embarrassing herself nationally and internationally.
Pablo Torre
She was.
Gojo
And she weaponized that to immediately not help David Chang get an answer in a field that he knows very well, but to remind him that the eyes of the nation.
Katie Nolan
She held her gun to his head. She was like, you better get this right.
Pablo Torre
You gotta get this common, dude. This is slash mother.
Katie Nolan
Also, the two. The. The tone of it was like, we gotta get this.
Pablo Torre
Like, he's increasingly aggro y. Yeah.
Gojo
She was the audience yelling at him at home from right next to him. That was supposed to be the supportive teammate.
Pablo Torre
And also, just so we can get Mina's actual thoughts on the matter herself, here she is on an episode of the Dave Chang show that we just taped, explaining what was going through her mind as all of us were getting zero answers correct when the questions and.
Katie Nolan
The answers started coming in and we saw how dumb they're dumb. This is not elitist of me to say they're dumb questions with dumb answers. I think that's just accurate. However, because I'm competitive, when we started losing, I pivoted to this game is dumb, and I hate it. It's for idiots so quickly. And I feel like we all did.
Pablo Torre
My whole thing, by the way, at this point was like. And I had to sort of, who am I channeling? What's my motivation? Right? I'm not me. Who am I trying to be? I'm like, oh, what would Homer Simpson do? Was the question that was like, what would. What would Homer Simpson do? If he was being polled by the survey? I don't think Michelle. We necessarily approached it in the same way.
Steve Harvey
Michelle, we got two strikes. The Legend team can steal air fryer. And air fryer. It don't really fry. It just makes you think it's fried air fryer.
Pablo Torre
And so, of course, Chrissy Teigen and John Legend, they smell blood.
Steve Harvey
Chrissy, darling, what kitchen gadget would you compare your love making to?
Katie Nolan
I'm gonna go with slow cooker. Slow cooker.
Gojo
John Legend literally Crooning. Did he unbutton another button during that answer?
Katie Nolan
I think he did. Crazy. That's four hours. You could cook something on slow cookers. Four hours. That's insane. I'd be tapping way out.
Dan LeBatard
Do you guys know how hard it is for me, forgive the phrasing of that, to be jealous of the bedroom life of two people while I'm watching Family Feud, based on just how they answered that.
Gojo
Like, she did not actually care about the. The actual ability of that answer to be right as much as it was to just remind people, hey, I'm a.
Katie Nolan
Model and he's a crooner, and we bang quite a bit for quite a long time.
Gojo
Everything you guys think, it's all true.
Katie Nolan
The flavor is being stewed into the meat slowly throughout the day.
Dan LeBatard
And you thought Pablo put it on you.
Pablo Torre
For the record here, the answers were in order from 1 to 7. Blender, slash, mixer, spoon, slash ladle, hot oven, cork opener, can opener, nuts, baster, whisk, slash beater.
Katie Nolan
Also, the fact that fork isn't on there is crazy. It sounds like nobody said fork just so. It was very frustrating. You had very frustrating questions.
Pablo Torre
I like that. Katie, is the election denier on the show? Like, this is. This is. Luckily, though, what we stole was 98 points.
Katie Nolan
Nice.
Pablo Torre
We're on the board. We got no answers that actually deserve 98 points, but we got 98 points. And now I have to walk up to the buzzer.
Steve Harvey
Give me Mike. Give me Pablo. Come on, Mike. All right, fellas. Point values are triple. We got the top four answers on the board. We asked 100 married men. If you woke up a single man tomorrow, what's the first thing you'd buy?
Pablo Torre
Car.
Steve Harvey
A car.
Katie Nolan
What is stopping you from buying a car when you have a wife?
Dan LeBatard
But Pablo, Pablo, real quick. So far, no one has actually won this game by doing it correctly.
Steve Harvey
Correct.
Dan LeBatard
The only winners there are here are points. Points given because the other people have failed.
Katie Nolan
Yes.
Pablo Torre
So just so we can speed through this part, nobody gets anything right on that side. And so the opportunity to steal, again, this, to Dan's point, this entire game is actually a validation of Katie's strategy, which is try to steal. Try to steal. But before we do, something happens that I don't know has ever happened in the history of celebrity, Family Feud, or anything. It's pathetic. And it is voiced by Steve Harvey himself.
Steve Harvey
Come on out the huddle. Cause I got some news for you. Here's the deal. This is how bad this game has been going. If it's there or not we gonna play such a. Because we don't have enough points to reach 300.
Dan LeBatard
Man, we did it.
Katie Nolan
We did it.
Steve Harvey
So the pressure's all off, but let's just see anyway. All right, we ask 100 married men, if you woke up a single man tomorrow, what's the first thing you'd buy?
Dan LeBatard
Motorcycle, Steve.
Pablo Torre
Good answer.
Steve Harvey
A motorcycle.
Katie Nolan
Not good enough.
Dan LeBatard
These answers that you guys are giving are just clearly too good.
Pablo Torre
This was Mina's thought, which you can hear her think as we hear what the answers turned out to be.
Katie Nolan
So stupid. Oh, no.
Pablo Torre
Mina is at that moment reading her own mentions from the future.
Katie Nolan
Oh, my God. She so is. She's doing the mental math of how this is gonna go for her.
Pablo Torre
And by the way, like, so Gojo, I think, could get this sense from being around us pregame. But like David Chang and Chris Yang, these are business partners, friends. But Chang doesn't trust Chris. That's why. So Dan was asking, like, what's the lineup order? The lineup order was that whatever it is, Chris Yang is last because David Chang regards him as a choker. And just so you know that I am not exaggerating any of this, here is Dave Chang on the Dave Chang show, describing Chris Ying's history of choking.
Dan LeBatard
Listen, Chris Ying is well known to choke under pressure at ordering in a restaurant, okay? He orders the most ridiculous things. Cause he's so nervous that the waiter is waiting too long for an answer. That I was like, man, this. We won't even need Chris at the end. I'll have two Cobb salads.
Steve Harvey
Yeah.
Dan LeBatard
So that's why I was like, chris is going to be great. Just don't put him in a high pressure situation.
Pablo Torre
He does not want him to go to the buzzer. In Family Feud rules, the first four people of your team, don't they go to the buzzer. The fifth person does not.
Katie Nolan
Right?
Pablo Torre
Unless.
Katie Nolan
Unless.
Pablo Torre
Unless.
Katie Nolan
Unless he sucks so bad.
Pablo Torre
An unprecedented sudden death sub 300 buzz off, in which suddenly the fifth starting your rotation has to go up with everything on the line and do this.
Steve Harvey
Well, nobody reached 300 points, so we gonna play sudden death.
Dan LeBatard
I've never seen that before.
Gojo
In his most excited game show host voice, the most disappointed he's ever been.
Katie Nolan
It's. I've seen it in real, but I've never seen it in slippery. Oh, my God.
Steve Harvey
For this survey, we are asking for the top answer only. Whoever gets this one answer will win the game. Good luck to both of you. Here we go. Name a color used in camouflage.
Pablo Torre
So just to Pause this here. This is the most insultingly easy category in the history of game shows. What is the color associated with camouflage? And there is just one stupid answer. It is the opposite of our strategy. We have to buzz first and say the obvious answer. Just say it, Chris. Ying. Buzzing and say it.
Dan LeBatard
Choker.
Steve Harvey
Camouflage.
Pablo Torre
Green.
Steve Harvey
Green.
Katie Nolan
Look at him. Look at him.
Gojo
Chris Yang is Kirk Cousins leading the game winning drive on Monday Night Football with the Atlanta Falcons. A whole game of relative mediocrity in the passing game for someone not known as a clutch performer. And in the biggest spot he absolutely lands playing.
Dan LeBatard
Two observations here. Two observations. One is that that got only 82 out of 100 people on green, which is funny by itself, but also the only way that I can interpret what that question was, the way that I heard it is what color is green? Like, that's how I heard it. They were just.
Katie Nolan
It's like Celebrity Jeopardy. Snl.
Dan LeBatard
They're trying to help toddlers win the game that they're bad at.
Katie Nolan
What noise does a doggy make?
Pablo Torre
They're like, the runtime of this show does not accommodate an extra round. So let's make sure this one, we won the game 98 to 285.
Katie Nolan
Okay.
Pablo Torre
We lost the game by being down 187 points, but because of green made it to Fast Money. Fast Money, for those who are not familiar, is the part of the show where your charity. This is for charity. Let's also remember that. I guess that's important. They win all the money if you can crack 200 points.
Dan LeBatard
That question, by the way, was also charity, to be clear.
Steve Harvey
Hey, I need two of you. I got David and Pablo. Oh, David. Hey, thanks. We'll be right back. Fast Money right after this.
Pablo Torre
Jojo, explain what you saw.
Gojo
Originally you guys had selected you and Mina to represent the team up there.
Pablo Torre
Yes.
Gojo
But they wanted to have David up there because it was his team. And so Mina had to go back to the bullpen. This was not seen on tv, but this is the behind the scenes part of this that they had to decide.
Pablo Torre
Yes.
Katie Nolan
Yeah.
Pablo Torre
Dan, there is a take of this where me and Mina are standing on either side of Steve Harvey about to do Fast Money.
Katie Nolan
I would love to see her face. I want to see Pablo.
Dan LeBatard
You gotta get that. You gotta call the Feud and you gotta get. You've gotta get them to give you the audio that hasn't been released. You have to.
Pablo Torre
It gets better because me and Mina are locked in. Obviously Chang didn't want to do it.
Katie Nolan
Right.
Pablo Torre
That's why Mina and I were there, and the stage manager who was like, by the way, guys, please don't give up. Was like, by the way, guys, this is Celebrity Family Feud. The captain of the team needs to do this. You coward.
Katie Nolan
You guys should have argued back. We're all so famous. Okay.
Pablo Torre
Have you ever watched. Yeah. Afternoon sports television at a sports bar?
Katie Nolan
We're very famous to a. A very niche group.
Pablo Torre
That's right. This was the third take, by the way. So at one point, Steve Harvey says, david, good to see you. Because Chiang was so discombobulated.
Gojo
Yes.
Pablo Torre
When he. Remember this Gojo, he walks out and he keeps on walking off stage. He doesn't stop. It's like the opposite of when Michael Vick scored that touchdown against the Vikings where he runs out the tunnel, except it's before anything is actually scored.
Katie Nolan
Why?
Pablo Torre
Because he didn't know what was happening.
Dan LeBatard
And doesn't want to do it. Like, clearly doesn't. He's being badgered into doing something. Bullied into a stage manager. Look, I don't want to talk about why it is that meekness is not acceptable in these circumstances, but walking off of the stage three times because you're afraid of a stage manager does not deserve to be a captain of one of these teams.
Katie Nolan
Oh, no.
Pablo Torre
So after the successful take three, I get sent backstage. So I go second. So immediately we're like, I should probably go last.
Katie Nolan
You know, so he's. So there's not so much pressure on him.
Pablo Torre
He doesn't pass out like, trying to. Trying to help Chang. They send me backstage and I have big headphones on.
Katie Nolan
Yeah. Because they ask the same five questions.
Pablo Torre
Exactly.
Katie Nolan
And you cannot give the same answer as each other.
Pablo Torre
And so I have never. Of course, I've never seen the backstage of Family Feud. It is. It is an even more intimidating place. Headphones go on. Big headphones like these. And on loop in my headphones is the song. Hey, Jealousy.
Katie Nolan
Huh? Gin Blossoms.
Pablo Torre
So there was a security guard standing in front of me looking, and in front of him was the monitor in which you could see everything.
Katie Nolan
Huh.
Pablo Torre
And so he had that monitor at like a 1 degree angle past what I could see, almost daring me to try and, like, break out and, like, peek around the corner. Instead, I'm just, like, locking eyes with this man as he close my eyes as he is watching this as hey, Jealousy in Like a Clockwork Orange. Like, just military style. Torture Experiment is playing over and over again, which means that I could not experience what Gojo got to see in the audience, which was this and now.
Steve Harvey
It'S time to play. All right, you ready? Let's go. 20 seconds on the clock, please. We asked 100 men. You're naked in the woods. Someone walks by. What do you cover yourself with?
Dan LeBatard
Branches.
Steve Harvey
On a scale of 1 to 10, how nice are your neighbors?
Dan LeBatard
2.
Steve Harvey
Name the greatest breakfast food ever created.
Dan LeBatard
Burrito.
Steve Harvey
Name someone you should never call when you're drunk.
Pablo Torre
Police.
Steve Harvey
Name a coin you throw into a fountain to make a wish. Porter. All right, let's go. We asked one. 100 men. You're naked in the woods. Someone walks by. What do you cover yourself with? You said some branches. Survey said, on a scale of 1 to 10, how nice are your neighbors? You said 2. Survey said, name the greatest breakfast food ever created. You said the burrito. Survey said, yeah, Name someone you should never call when you're drunk. You said, oh, yeah, the police. Hello, it's me. Survey said.
Katie Nolan
It'S so funny. Hello.
Steve Harvey
Going to a fountain to make a wish. You said quarter. Survey said.
Pablo Torre
Just hello, it's me.
Katie Nolan
So funny.
Pablo Torre
Being roasted by.
Katie Nolan
Don't call the cops. Since a you're hammered. I thought it was a better answer than eight.
Pablo Torre
GoJo, what was the mood in the room?
Gojo
Extremely down. Like it had been the entire time. Like, this was the extension of exactly what you guys had put on tape so far, this performance. And so now you were coming up into arguably the most high pressure environment in game shows, where you were the last lifeline for this team. And I am so fascinated to get a peek under the hood, Pablo, because, like Katie, we all sit at home and play this and yell it out, but it's impossible to replicate the circumstances that you walked into here. And I love you, but you were wearing the nerves coming out. Like, I could see it on you as you walked out. And put those headphones off.
Pablo Torre
I walked out. Okay. Headphones off. Hey, jealousy is over. I walk out, I immediately notice a. A almost like depressive Mina Kimes.
Katie Nolan
Yeah, she was stone faced.
Pablo Torre
And. And the mood in the room is a mixture of things that is confusing to me and only making me more and more like a dog.
Katie Nolan
But you and like a puppy they put in a room. And he's like, what?
Pablo Torre
Right?
Katie Nolan
There's a lot of sensory overload.
Pablo Torre
I. I may have started peeing down my leg.
Steve Harvey
Well, Pablo.
Pablo Torre
Yeah, Steve.
Steve Harvey
It's gonna take a massive effort.
Pablo Torre
Okay?
Steve Harvey
He didn't do bad.
Pablo Torre
Okay. Okay.
Steve Harvey
He got 54.
Pablo Torre
Okay. Yeah, that's all right.
Steve Harvey
Yeah, partner.
Katie Nolan
All right. You got no Pablo.
Steve Harvey
I believe in you, Pablo. Now listen to me. Listen to me, all right? You got all the number ones left on Regular Family Feud. I've seen people make this comeback. This will be the first on Celebrity Pablo. You can do what's never been done before. You can make history as the highest second contestant ever in the history of Celebrity Family Feud. Come on. Gonna be a little bit tougher. We're gonna give you 25 seconds.
Katie Nolan
How high were you? Actually?
Pablo Torre
I was. I was residually stoned. It was in my bloodstream.
Katie Nolan
It was clearly, like, meant to say something else, but the way he said that in your face just went.
Pablo Torre
It was one of those things where.
Katie Nolan
I'm like, does he know?
Pablo Torre
Does Steve Harvey know?
Katie Nolan
Does he know? Pretty high right now.
Pablo Torre
Does Steve Harvey expect me to not look into the camera and break the fourth wall and acknowledge what was just said?
Katie Nolan
You seemed not. Not that nervous to me there. So we're very like, okay, that's doable. The little point, that confidence.
Pablo Torre
Honestly, when Steve said that, it kind of broke me out of a spell a bit. And I was like, oh, okay, wait a minute.
Gojo
As the drug's wearing off, opportunity has arrived.
Pablo Torre
Yeah, I will say I did. From there. Mostly blackout.
Steve Harvey
You ready?
Pablo Torre
I'm ready, Steve.
Steve Harvey
All right, let's remind everybody of David's answers. 25 seconds on the clock, please. Let's go, man.
Pablo Torre
All right.
Steve Harvey
We asked 100 men. You're naked in the woods. Someone walks by. What do you cover yourself with?
Pablo Torre
A leaf.
Steve Harvey
On a scale of 1 to 10, how nice are your neighbors? 4. Name the greatest breakfast food ever created.
Pablo Torre
Bacon.
Steve Harvey
Name someone you should never call when you're drunk. Your mom names a coin you throw into a fountain to make a wish.
Pablo Torre
A penny.
Katie Nolan
We got a shot so fast. So fast you were.
Gojo
That was Will Ferrell in old school.
Katie Nolan
Yes.
Pablo Torre
I truly, like lost consciousness. Pure instinct.
Katie Nolan
Look at you.
Steve Harvey
We asked 100 men. You're naked in the woods. Someone walks by. What do you cover yourself with? You said a leaf. Survey said it.
Gojo
Right there. We knew we had a shot. 50 out the gate.
Steve Harvey
It's a big leaf. Leaf.
Katie Nolan
It's a big leaf, he says. And good specification.
Pablo Torre
It's a big leaf. Big leaf.
Steve Harvey
We need 94 points on a scale of 1 to 10, how nice are your neighbors? You said about a 4. Survey said the number one answer was 10. 10.
Pablo Torre
I'm from New York.
Steve Harvey
For real? For real, bro. For real. Name the greatest breakfast food ever created. You said bacon. Survey said.
Katie Nolan
Number one answer. 23.
Pablo Torre
What would Homer Simpson do?
Steve Harvey
One answer.
Pablo Torre
What would Homer Simpson do?
Steve Harvey
We need 71 number one answer.
Katie Nolan
23.
Steve Harvey
You should never call when you're drunk. You said don't ever call your mom. Survey said 37. Come on, come on, come on, come on. The number one answer.
Pablo Torre
Come on.
Steve Harvey
Was your ex.
Pablo Torre
Thank you, John Legend.
Katie Nolan
Thank you, John Legend.
Steve Harvey
To make a wish. You said the penny.
Katie Nolan
Yes. Man of the people.
Steve Harvey
Survey said.
Katie Nolan
Oh, my God.
Steve Harvey
Why?
Katie Nolan
It's still exciting. It's still electric.
Steve Harvey
My God.
Dan LeBatard
Pablo's little, like. What was that?
Pablo Torre
That was a seawalk.
Dan LeBatard
It was a sea walk. No, but before that, out, he was Russell Crowe in Gladiator. Are you not entertained? That is the most confident Pablo has ever been. Come to me, Steve Harvey and the Feud and the adoring masses out there. I am the greatest thing you have ever seen.
Gojo
Who was it that compared you to Peter Weber? Who do you think you are? I am.
Pablo Torre
Yes. I did not remember reacting like that. Obviously. Yeah. When I watched it back, I was like. Like, it kind of looks like I'm waiting for Steve Harvey to catch me. Like, I wanted to, you know, jump into his arms. He did not. He turned away. Yeah, but what was cut down, Gojo, you were there. In my mind, we celebrated for, like, 30 minutes.
Gojo
Weren't you on the ground for a little while?
Pablo Torre
So I collapsed onto the ground and started doing, like, the Homer Simpson spinning around on his back thing.
Katie Nolan
Why?
Pablo Torre
Because I was just feeling all of the feelings I had never allowed myself to feel before.
Katie Nolan
Crazy feeling to. On a television set.
Pablo Torre
My feeling was, I think this is what Tom Brady must feel like.
Katie Nolan
And that's what he's always doing, spinning.
Pablo Torre
Around on his back above me. I looked up. This is not a joke. It was cut from the episode. I looked up almost as if on an operating table post surgery, and there was Chrissy Teigen, like, with fake defibrillators on my chest, like, getting into the routine of me, like, being on the floor, like, comatose. All of that got cut.
Katie Nolan
Wow. I wonder why.
Pablo Torre
Yeah, I feel like it wasn't budgeted in the time of it.
Dan LeBatard
Can we get it, though? Can we get. Can we ask the Feud people to get that for us?
Katie Nolan
We need the Mina footage, and then we also need you spinning on the ground like a potato bug.
Pablo Torre
The PTFO investigation is forthcoming.
Katie Nolan
Yes.
Dan LeBatard
Please find out after the question about being nude in the woods. You said a leaf, and then you went to a big leaf. You wanted to point that out. And you had another joke in the holster that Steve Harvey starred. Started to talk over. Where were you going with the big leaf? The banana leaf. Where were you headed?
Pablo Torre
I think. I think I was going towards banana leaf, but I was gonna, like, you know, make it even more obviously a penis.
Katie Nolan
Yeah, I think that. I think we got it. I think when you said leaf, I think everybody went. And so it's a good thing that you clarified it was the number one answer.
Pablo Torre
A banana leaf is enormous, by the way. We're gonna put up a photo of a banana.
Katie Nolan
Definitely do that. Definitely do that.
Pablo Torre
I mean, it's just one of the biggest leaves.
Katie Nolan
Sure.
Gojo
Yeah. Definitely Google Pablo's banana leaf.
Pablo Torre
Yeah, I was like billions of billions of Asian people want me to yell banana leaf? Just to clarify. Was my.
Katie Nolan
See, I would have said a bush and that would have gotten me in my own type of trouble, you know. You did it, Pablo.
Dan LeBatard
Yes.
Pablo Torre
Yes, you did it.
Steve Harvey
Yes.
Pablo Torre
I didn't realize when I showed up that day that I would become the highest second contestant in the history of celebrity Family Feud. But that's what. That's what it was like. It made me think of great game show contestants like Katie Nolan, of course.
Katie Nolan
Yes, of course.
Pablo Torre
The trilogy we chronicled on ptfo. At length, length in this way.
Dan LeBatard
There we go. Here we go.
Pablo Torre
And also. And also Michael Jr. And also Dan Lebatar.
Dan LeBatard
Have you seen this? Have you seen this?
Katie Nolan
Go, Jo. I have. And I love this.
Gojo
No.
Mina Kimes
We have with us here on our very stage here in Orlando, the hurricanes of Miami of Florida auto racing. Now for both.
Katie Nolan
Amazing.
Mina Kimes
In 1904, driving one of his own cars, this American drove one mile in under 40 seconds. That was an average speed of 91 miles an hour. Name that American auto manufacturer, Miami Ford. Henry Ford. That is correct. Let's meet the players.
Pablo Torre
I'm Dan lebatard.
Mina Kimes
I'm a 19 year old sophomore majoring.
Pablo Torre
In news, editorial journalism and politics.
Dan LeBatard
I'm from Miramar, Florida.
Mina Kimes
All right, Hurricane Gaines, we're glad to have you in. The 1972 Summer Olympic Games took place in what city?
Pablo Torre
Oklahoma.
Mina Kimes
Camp Munich. Munich is right. Which Boston Red Sox pitcher threw the Most shutouts in 1987? Miami. Time. All right, that wraps up our 102nd round. And Oklahoma is the champion.
Pablo Torre
Dance two handed buzzer technique.
Gojo
I was just gonna say, you can learn so much about someone in this game based on how they caressed the buzzer. And Dan, just fully. What made you switch from fully enveloping it in your closed hands to then offering that little sliver of it later?
Dan LeBatard
I was leaking confidence throughout that. The part, the part that Pablo has not revealed is that a couple of haunting things here. First, Cam from Oklahoma is someone who still haunts me 35 years later because he kicked our ass. But the answer that you saw that correctly, Ford was my only correct answer the entire time. And the entire experience was so embarrassing that 30 years later, my. My brother would leave answering machine messages that would simply say ford, and he'd hang up because it was the only thing I got right. The entire time I was on, there was the single word, Ford.
Katie Nolan
19 is crazy. I would have said 23. 19. When was this? You're a fully grown man. Where was this?
Dan LeBatard
I'm gonna go ahead and guess that this was 1980. 87. 87.
Katie Nolan
The late 1900s.
Pablo Torre
Oh, God. Yes.
Dan LeBatard
This was in Orlando. It was Boardwalk and baseball somewhere near Disney World. And I will say that that leisure suit was the only suit that I owned, and it, too, was about 19 years old.
Gojo
I loved how mean a kaimes you were in not being able to hide your exasperation as you miss on the buzzer and just give this brief flash of anger before quelling all these feelings again.
Dan LeBatard
I was too slow. That's what kept happening to me. It's why I tell you I'm. I'm not joking when I say it was legitimately thrilling to have you guys conquer those game shows. Katie the Brain game show and Pablo with, like, just an amazing comeback back the.
Pablo Torre
The relatability game show.
Steve Harvey
Me.
Mina Kimes
Me.
Katie Nolan
Yeah. This is, like. Feels like the make a wish thing you said to me when I did Jeopardy. Pablo said, I can't shake the feeling. This feels like a make a wish type of situation. And I was like, thanks. Thanks, buddy.
Dan LeBatard
What is the main color in camouflage? Isn't that.
Gojo
Pablo went all the way from being dissed for going to Harvard to answering with the penny?
Pablo Torre
Yeah.
Katie Nolan
Yes.
Pablo Torre
I went all the way from being dissed to putting it on you.
Katie Nolan
Oh, God, I wish I didn't make eye contact. You did that.
Gojo
He said dis. He said dissed with a.
Pablo Torre
With a d. No.
Katie Nolan
Stop saying more things.
Pablo Torre
This has been Pablo Torre Finds Out a Meadowlark Media production and I'll talk to you next time.
Date: November 28, 2024
Host: Pablo Torre
Guests/Co-Hosts: Dan Le Batard, Mike Golic Jr. (Gojo), Katie Nolan
Theme: An irreverent, hilarious deconstruction of Pablo Torre’s surreal, nerve-wracking, and ultimately triumphant experience on Celebrity Family Feud, with deep dives into game show strategy, identity, and behind-the-scenes drama.
Pablo Torre invites Dan Le Batard, Gojo (Mike Golic Jr.), and Katie Nolan to recount every awkward, chaotic, and improbable moment from his team’s “Celebrity Family Feud” appearance. With trademark PTFO self-deprecation and good-natured group ribbing, the episode provides a hilarious postmortem on game show stress, buzzer fumbles, production quirks, and the meaning of true victory.
“I watched it by myself in my living room on the floor and was overwhelmed with everything that happened that I did not remember.” (00:33)
“This was the hardest coattail riding I had done in quite some time. ...The least I could do was bring golden retriever energy.” (01:59)
“He immediately was, like, pointing to the real celebrities, like John Legend. That's his guy.” (04:31)
“His response to being provided the counter possibility of Team Asia was that of abject horror.” (08:28)
“I truly wish you guys could have seen the old white producers sweating when they kept going back and be like, no, we want to be Team Asia.” (08:51)
“Say good answer after every answer… But also…sometimes it’s not a bad strategy to pass, because if there’s a ton of answers on the board…statistically, to get all of those right is so unlikely.” (10:01–10:45)
“Oh, my God. Woke over here. Analytics over there. Can we just play the feud?” (11:27)
“This game is average American. You’re supposed to think what is some dummy that’s answering this poll going to say, not the cleverest answer.” (14:01)
“The stage manager comes by and is like, don’t give up. You can come back. It’s possible to win the game.” (16:15–16:25)
“This entire game is actually a validation of Katie’s strategy: try to steal. Try to steal.” (26:02)
Steve Harvey: “Name a color used in camouflage.”
Chris Ying: “Green.”
(They win.) (29:08–30:12)
Steve Harvey: “You can do what's never been done before. You can make history as the highest second contestant ever in the history of Celebrity Family Feud. Come on.” (38:20)
You’re naked in the woods. What do you cover yourself with? – “A leaf” (Big points, #1 answer)
How nice are your neighbors? (1–10): – “4” (Not helpful, #1 was “10”)
Greatest breakfast food: – “Bacon” (#1)
Who not to call when drunk: – “Your mom” (37 points; #1 was “ex”)
Coin to throw in a fountain: – “A penny” (clinches the win)
The scene is electric—Pablo collapses on the ground, spins “like Homer Simpson,” is mock-defibrillated by Chrissy Teigen, and realizes the thrill of true, ludicrous, group TV glory.
Pablo on Steve Harvey’s scent:
“He smelled like money.” (02:45)
Gojo on Pablo’s energy:
“The least I could do was bring golden retriever energy to the audience.” (01:59)
Katie on game show strategy:
“Say good answer after every answer…But sometimes it’s not a bad strategy to pass, because if there’s a ton of answers on the board…statistically, to get all those right is so unlikely.” (10:01–10:45)
Steve Harvey’s rare Feud admonition:
“This is how bad this game has been going. If it's there or not we're gonna play Sudden Death because we don't have enough points to reach 300.” (26:31)
Pablo’s Fast Money rally cries:
Steve Harvey: “He got 54…You can make history as the highest second contestant ever in the history of Celebrity Family Feud. Come on.” (38:20)
Pablo on victory:
“I collapsed onto the ground and started doing… the Homer Simpson spinning around on his back thing… I was feeling all the feelings I had never allowed myself to feel before… I think this is what Tom Brady must feel like.” (43:15–43:34)
Dan Le Batard recounting his own game show embarrassment:
“The entire experience was so embarrassing that 30 years later, my brother would leave answering machine messages that would simply say ‘Ford’ and hang up because it was the only thing I got right.” (48:10)
“This has been Pablo Torre Finds Out, a Meadowlark Media production…” (50:03)