How Shane Battier Learned to Lead, and Shut the F*** Up (PTFO Vault)

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"How Shane Battier Learned to Lead, and Shut the F*** Up" (PTFO Vault)

Date: December 30, 2025
Host: Pablo Torre (The Athletic)
Guest: Shane Battier

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Overview

In this “PTFO Vault” edition, Pablo Torre revisits his deep-dive conversation with basketball legend and celebrated “glue guy” Shane Battier. The episode explores Battier’s remarkable transition from neurotically intense college star to the NBA's ultimate teammate, leader, and self-proclaimed “human yellow light.” Through candid storytelling, Battier opens up about his psychological struggles, lessons on leadership, building winning cultures, and his journey post-retirement. The episode captures Battier’s blend of self-deprecating humor, hard-won wisdom, and emotional honesty.

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Key Discussion Points

1. Battier’s Beginnings: Intensity and Alien Status at Duke

[04:33–07:33]

• Coach K on Battier’s Uniqueness:
  • "Shane was an alien. I wanted at the end of his career to crack his head open and see if he was really human." — Mike Krzyzewski, via Pablo Torre [04:33]
• Battier’s Recruiting Story:
  • Coach K promised only “the opportunity to earn playing time every single day,” not minutes or shots.
• Pre-game Ritual:
  • Battier “would run back to the bench, grab a Gatorade towel, throw up in it, throw it back out, and then they toss the ball.” He vomited pre-game as a manifestation of his anxiety and desire to play well [06:37].
• Reactions:
  • Coach K saw it as a good sign (“it matters to me, he cares”), while others were deeply concerned.

2. Embracing the “No Stats All-Star” Identity

[09:29–12:13]

• Michael Lewis's Article:
  • The 2009 NYT Magazine piece dubbed Battier “the no stats All-Star,” highlighting his immense value via advanced, often invisible contributions.
• Mixed Emotions:
  • Battier grappled with seeing himself as more than a “glue guy,” but has since embraced the moniker: "That was always authentically who I was... so I'm very proud of that moniker. It’s super nerdy, but I’m nerdy, so it’s all good." [11:03]
• Daryl Morey’s Compliment:
  • “I call him Lego. When he’s on the court all the pieces start to fit together and everything that leads to winning that you can get to through intellect, instead of innate ability, Shane excels in.” [12:13]

3. Learning Through Struggle — Defending the League’s Best

[13:01–15:29]

• Thrown to the Wolves:
  • Battier guarded elite wings (Iverson, Pierce, Ray Allen, Kobe Bryant) as a rookie: "They kicked my ass my rookie year. But I learned so much. I learned angles, I learned how to use my height, how to be physical." [13:18]
• “Human Yellow Light”:
  • He couldn’t stop superstars, but learned to “be the human yellow light and slow them down a little bit.” [14:52]
• Productive Paranoia:
  • Battier funneled nerves into preparation and deep analytics to find the slightest advantage.

4. The Teachability and Source of His Mindset

[16:02–19:19]

• Detaching from Outcomes:
  • Battier focused not on whether opponents made shots, but where they took them: “I cared where they took that shot...if they took the shot in the wrong area, given enough time, they would beat themselves.” [16:04]
• Formative Experiences:
  • Grew up mixed-race, poor, and always the “outcast,” found belonging through helping others win at recess sports: “So I didn't care about what I did or how I looked. All I cared about is, did we win and did I help my friends win?” [17:23]
• Origin of Leadership:
  • Desire for acceptance and love sparked his devotion to team success and self-sacrifice.

5. Leadership Lessons and Locker Room Realities

[20:15–23:26]

• Memphis Grizzlies: The Cultural Rebuild:
  • Joined a perennially losing franchise and initially failed to win over veterans with “righteous” Duke-earned leadership.
  • “I gotta be honest. The veteran leadership on this team sucks.” Response: “Hey, Duke boy, shut the f*** up. Go sit in the corner.” [21:36]
• Learning to Earn Credibility:
  • “I realized, man, I can’t come in here guns a blazing...I shut my ass. I went to work.” Over time, actions—not speeches—shifted locker room culture. [21:54]
• Culture Change:
  • “It’s not the rah-rah speeches...it’s the small, subtle acts that most people don’t even pay mind to. It’s the unmeasurable.” [23:43]

6. Witnessing LeBron James’ Legendary Game and Role Acceptance

[24:04–29:32]

• Heat Culture and the Inflection Point:
  • Found himself a supporting player, witnessed LeBron’s iconic 45-point Game 6 vs. Boston in 2012.
• On LeBron’s Focus:
  • “When that motherf***er has that look...It’s almost like an aura around him.” [27:22]
• Stat Recap:
  • “Greatest game I’ve ever seen anybody play.” [28:50]
• Humorous Hindsight:
  • “LeBron did something twice that Jordan I don't think could have done once. He won two NBA titles with Shane Battier as a starting Power Forward.” [29:18]

7. Post-Retirement Struggles and Personal Growth

[33:48–38:39]

• End of Career:
  • Felt “embarrassed” and “cynical” when benched out of Heat rotation—"Nothing was worse to me than sitting me in crunch time...That was my identity and it hurt me to my core.” [33:48]
• Battle with Depression:
  • Isolated, emotionally unavailable, lost sense of self: “I was chasing relevance...to not have that when you wake up one day...I was terrified.” [35:57]
• Therapy and Self-Discovery:
  • Eventually sought therapy at his wife’s strong encouragement. Battier reflected on building walls, compounding unaddressed emotions, and the critical importance of relationships: “It’s all relationships, and it’s being authentic in your relationships and fostering those things.” [40:40]

8. “Forrest Gumpian” Adventures: Obama Pickup Game & Karaoke Fame

[41:34–50:16]

• Playing with Barack Obama:
  • Invited to the President’s birthday pickup game, played alongside NBA greats. Obama hit the game-winner, later celebrated with “Pony” by Ginuwine on White House lawn: “Our forefathers are just rolling in their graves right now...that Ginuwine’s ‘Pony’ [is] playing on the South Lawn.” [43:55]
• Unexpected Celebrity in China:
  • Known as “Mr. President” for his Obama-like cadence during sneaker tours. Led karaoke at the enormous Qingdao Beer Festival: “I start singing...all of a sudden, the words just cut out...it was a nightmare of epic proportions.” [49:20]
• Hosting Chinese SNL (“Happy Camp”):
  • Hosted a show watched by 100 million people, singing Sinatra’s “New York, New York.” [49:52]

9. “Battioke,” Friendship, and Humbling for a Cause

[50:23–53:20]

• Annual Charity Karaoke Event:
  • “Battioke” fundraises millions for scholarships with NBA execs and stars amusing/embarrassing themselves onstage. Daryl Morey rewrote “Defying Gravity” (from Wicked) for Battier to perform at the event. [52:11]
• LeBron and Wade Participation:
  • “That was their own volition...The Battioke, we don’t mess around.” [53:01]
• Final Lesson:
  • “You can never humiliate yourself too much...for a good cause.” [53:20]

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Preparation and Mindset:
  • “I call it productive paranoia...I use that to be like, man, I better know everything about Kobe that there is to know about him.” — Shane Battier [13:22]
• On Accepting Identity/Role:
  • “I understood, okay, I’m not going to stop these guys, but I can be a human yellow light and slow them down a little bit.” — Shane Battier [14:52]
• Vulnerability and Growth:
  • “I was the only kid in town that had a black dad and a white mom...So I was an outcast wherever I went. So I was mixed, tall, and poor. The only place I really felt at home was at recess.” — Shane Battier [17:23]
• Humility in Leadership:
  • “Hey Duke boy, shut the f*** up. Go sit in the corner. Who are you?” — Response to young Battier’s attempted leadership in Memphis [21:36]
• On LeBron’s Greatness:
  • “LeBron did something twice that Jordan I don’t think could have done once. He won two NBA titles with Shane Battier as a starting power forward. No way Jordan could have done that.” — Shane Battier [29:18]
• Karaoke Mishap in China:
  • “I start singing...all of a sudden, the words just cut out...I have no monitor. My prompter goes dead. The ultimate politician’s nightmare.” — Shane Battier [49:20]
• On Post-NBA Life:
  • “I was chasing relevance...to not have that when you wake up one day...I was terrified. I was terrified.” — Shane Battier [35:57]
• On Supporting Others:
  • “It’s all relationships, and it’s being authentic in your relationships and fostering those things.” — Shane Battier [41:19]
• On Humiliation for Good:
  • “You can never humiliate yourself too much...for a good cause.” — Shane Battier [53:20]

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• Coach K Calls Battier an Alien: 04:33
• Pre-game Vomit Rituals: 06:37
• Becoming the “No Stats All-Star” (Michael Lewis): 09:29
• Battier’s Approach to Defense and Analytics: 13:01
• Teachable Defensive Tactics & Background: 16:02
• Memphis: Learning Locker Room Leadership: 21:36
• Heat-Celtics 2012 (LeBron’s Game 6): 24:04
• End of Career & Mental Health: 33:48
• Therapy and Relearning Self: 38:39
• Playing Pickup With Obama: 41:34
• Karaoke Adventures in China: 47:42, 49:20
• Battioke & NBA Stars for Charity: 50:23, 53:01

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Episode Tone & Style

The discussion embodies a blend of self-deprecating humor, honesty, and mutual respect. Pablo Torre’s “talkumentary” investigative admiration meets Battier’s candid, sometimes raw storytelling, creating a deeply human and relatable episode. Laughter, humility, and an occasional f-bomb keep things grounded and real.

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Summary for New Listeners

This episode is an essential listen for anyone interested in the “invisible” aspects of leadership and winning, the psychology of high-performance teams, the emotional realities of post-athletic careers, and the unlikely, often funny, journey of one of basketball’s most cerebral champions. Battier’s story is a testament to the power of preparation, humility, connection—and karaoke.

Transcript

[Pablo Torre]

Hello, it's me, Pablo. So we've done doing the math. 327 episodes of Pablo Torre Finds out since we launched in September 2023 and it is the end of 2025 and I could not be prouder of our tiny little and extremely overworked newsroom that has created this bizarre sports news magazine show that is television. But also obviously an audio first podcast because we've punched above our weight I think, especially this year. But the stuff that we did before the previous, you know, hundreds of episodes, we have some favorites that we are now concerned that you maybe have not heard yet or maybe don't realize are even better when you listen to it a second time. And so during the holiday break we're bringing you our favorites from the PTFO vault and we also have a newsletter by the way www where I'll be doing some stuff over the holiday break especially. Please subscribe and support our approach to independent sports journalism. But most of all, thank you. Thank you for making this show not just a weird experiment, but a community of people who support the kind of mission that we're on to hold to account. Extraordinarily rich and powerful people while also taste testing, you know, athlete branded weed. We contain multitudes, as does our vault. Please enjoy. Welcome to Pablo Torre Finds Out. I am Pablo Torre and today we're going to find out what this sound is. Right after this ad. Maybe you like cooking, maybe you don't. Either way, the new Blue Apron is for you because along with our classic meal kits, we're offering new pre made and one pan meals to help you get dinner on the table fast. And now there is no subscription needed so you can just order and enjoy. Do delicious food your way. Shop 100/[e-mail] Get 50% off your first two orders with code apron50 Terms and conditions apply. Visit blueapron.com terms for more.

[Shane Battier]

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[Pablo Torre]

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[Shane Battier]

I feel like such a boomer. I mean, I. I'm getting old. I'm 46 years old. I forget things. But if I write it down, I have notebooks upon notebooks of. Of just maxims and quotes. If I put it in my phone, it's gone.

[Pablo Torre]

And you have the good kind of pen, too, by the way, that fin.

[Shane Battier]

Oh, the. The. The Muji pen.

[Pablo Torre]

That's right.

[Shane Battier]

That's veteran savvy, the finer things in life.

[Pablo Torre]

But I wonder if you've used that Muji pen to write down at any point. The quote I wanted to actually start with, okay. Which is, of course, from Mike Shashevsky, Coach K, head coach of your Duke Blue Devils, who said this quote, shane was an alien. I wanted at the end of his career to crack his head open and see if he was really human. End quote.

[Shane Battier]

I think that's a compliment, Pablo. I was psycho. I was a psycho. A psychotic, neurotic person in my time at Duke. Great steal by Forte.

[Pablo Torre]

He'll go for two. No. What a play.

[Shane Battier]

That's one of the great defensive plays you'll ever see right there, baby. When Coach K recruited me, I was part of a very talented recruiting class. Number one class in the country. Elton Brand, William Avery. Yeah, right. Chris Burgess. I grew up watching you guys, right? And we were going to a team that had, you know, at the time, 10 McDonald's, all Americans. We had 10. 10, which is crazy. So you're saying, like, why would you go to a team that has 10 McDonald's All Americans, and Coach K. People always ask me, like, what's so great about Coach K? Coach K can peer into your soul and know what button to push. Finding the heart of the team is huge. I call it a spirit. He has a different spirit once we get him in our program. I have to give him some more latitude where he feels comfortable in instinctively following that spirit. He knew this when I was in high school. So he came into my living room and he said, you know, hey, Shane, I'm not going to promise you playing time. I'm not going to promise you shots. I'll promise you one thing, the opportunity to earn playing time every single day. And if you're good enough to play. So he had me hook, line, a sinker, and I'm like, I'm going to show you. I'm going to show you and I'm going to make you play me.

[Pablo Torre]

You're going to stab people's eyeballs with that fine ballpoint muji pen.

[Shane Battier]

I would, I would have. I would have. I used to throw up before every game.

[Pablo Torre]

Every game.

[Shane Battier]

Every game. My. My freshman year, I started and literally I'm going out to the jump ball circle. I'm so anch I want to play well so bad. I would run back to the. Run back to the bench, grab a Gatorade towel, throw up in it, throw it back out, and then they toss the ball.

[Pablo Torre]

And just to be extra clear about this, Shane Battier barfing his ambitions into a towel before every game as a 6 foot 8 Duke freshman was a thing that pretty much everybody who cared about him found intensely unsettling, I am told. And this was true of his college girlfriend, who is now his wife. And it was true of then Duke assistant coach Quinn Snyder was now the head coach of the Atlanta Hawks, although there was one notable exception.

[Shane Battier]

I think Coach K loved it because he's like, it matters to me. He cares. But Quinn Snyder was like, this is not healthy. You cannot do this. And so he literally would, like, breathe with me.

[Pablo Torre]

Breathe.

[Shane Battier]

Yeah, breathe, Shane, breathe. Breathe, breathe.

[Pablo Torre]

But when it comes to barf, the first thing that I personally think about when I think about Shane, whose brain, by the way, not unlike Coach K, I also plan to just crack open. Here is a different liquid. And it dates back to the first time that I ever met Shane, which was at a bar during the Sloan Sports Analytics Conference about maybe a decade ago, which would be around sometime after he played pickup with Barack Obama, which we'll discuss, and probably also around when he was just winning championships with LeBron James, who would call Shane, quote, the number one smartest basketball player and person I've been around, end quote. But that night during that conference, Shane Battier introduced me to something else.

[Shane Battier]

It's a magical mixture of alcohol that was introduced to me by my teammate in Miami, Greg Oden, who learned this drink from Beast Mode himself, which is totally on brand. And that drink is called Petronice.

[Pablo Torre]

And what I found out that night is that Petrenisi is exactly what you think it is and exactly what Marshawn lynch apparently envisioned. Half patron, half Hennessy. Which is why I also found out that drinking patronacy made me feel like Shane Battier during his freshman year.

[Shane Battier]

And so we were bonded from that moment on. I mean, you look at me, I look at you, and the first thought is Petronasi.

[Pablo Torre]

And just to clarify here, by the way, I did not grow up dreaming of a bond with this man. As I said, I grew up watching Shane take charges, slap floors, become a champion at Duke. I am the national player of the year and a three time defensive player of the year. But he went to Duke. And after the Memphis Grizzlies, the God awful Memphis grizzlies drafted Shane sixth overall in 2001. I mostly forgot about him. I think most people did. But in 2009, no less than Michael Lewis wrote a seminal article about Shane Battier for the New York Times Magazine. And this article had an unforgettable headline, the no stats All Star. Because Shane at this point was a 30 year old glue guy, a nerdy glue guy grinding away for the Houston Rockets. And what Michael Lewis basically did was make the case for why this relatively minor character who had this vomitously maniacal devotion to defense, to frustrating the most unstoppable scorers in the world, actually represented the modern evolution of sports culture writ large. Shane was analytical. He avoided taking two point shots because of their inefficiency.

[Shane Battier]

And also when the story first came out, I had mixed emotions, I'm not gonna lie.

[Pablo Torre]

Well, you see the headline?

[Shane Battier]

Yeah, it's like it's, it's, it's the biggest, like backhanded compliment you can get. You know, it's, it's Michael Lewis.

[Pablo Torre]

So like Michael, Mr. Moneyball, that article.

[Shane Battier]

Has generated, you know, a lot of money for me over the years, you know, my speaking career and podcast. He's so like, I, it was my opus and I would not be here without Michael. And so at the time when you're, you know, I was still what, probably eight years into my career. You know, I still thought I was a really good player and, and more than just like a glue guy, but now I love it and now I love that. That's my, that's my reputation. That was always authentically who I was. Right. So like Lewis hit it right in the head. That's, that's how I was from kindergarten all the way to my last day in the NBA. So I'm very proud of that moniker. It's super nerdy, but I'm nerdy, so it's all good.

[Pablo Torre]

The embedded sort of premise of the no stats all Star is that in ways that cannot be actually quantified but can be begun to be detected by the most advanced metrics. So it's really the advanced math all Star more than it is the no stats all star. Yeah.

[Shane Battier]

Yeah.

[Pablo Torre]

I want to just quote the thing about you that Daryl Morey, who is now of course president of the 76ers, a fellow PTFO guest, as is Michael Lewis. This is all very incestuous. I want to just quote Daryl Darrell says quote. I call him Lego when he's on the court. All the pieces start to fit together and everything that leads to winning that you can get to through intellect. Instead of innate ability, Shane excels in, I'll bet he's in the hundredth percentile of every category. So again, familiar, compliment, insult, sort of like layer cake. Yeah. Instead of innate ability, you know, there was something that you were great at that was kind of ineffable. Give us the, the sort of like the, the. The gallery of people that Shane Badier had to puke into his towel to sort of contemplate defending the house of horrors.

[Shane Battier]

And the best thing that happened to me my rookie year was I played two guard. So here I am out there. I'm guarding Iverson, I'm guarding Paul Pierce, I'm guarding Ray Allen, I'm guarding Kobe. The ball comes in, Kobe's got it above the three point line. Taking a little bit of time.

[Pablo Torre]

One dribble.

[Shane Battier]

And they kicked my ass my rookie year. But I learned, you know, I learned so much. I learned so much. I learned angles, I learned how to use my height, I learned how to be physical. And that was the best instructor for me. And so look, I, I took a great pride in, in catching all those guys. Carmelo. It's Carmelo against Battier. This defense has been destroyed. Daddy is defense. That is against Formelo. Inside. KD drives on, Valier throws it down, Kevin Durant, you name it. I played against the, the Greatest players of my generation. And I miss that anxiety. All right, Garden. Kobe Bryant is scary. I never will forget the feeling of getting on the bus, the Marina Del Rey Ritz, and It's like a 45 minute ride to Staples Center. I'm just thinking to myself, this guy's trying to embarrass me. Like, I, I know, like, I know he's just, like, he's lathered right now and he wants to score 80 points on me tonight. Like, and so, like, that anxiety was real, right? And so I, I call it productive paranoia. Instead of being, like, paralyzing, I use that to be like, man, I better know everything about Kobe that there is to know about him. And so that, like that, like, I, I tried to learn and threw myself in the data analytics and, and just learn Kobe better than Kobe knew himself. On Kobe Bryant, following the game plan, the strategy, contesting every shot, not giving him a wide open look, fighting through screens. You talk about when he goes up, you go up. As a defender doing an outstanding job.

[Pablo Torre]

Of not surrendering an inch.

[Shane Battier]

Shane B. Says, hey, I stay the course. And it allowed me to, to stay in the game. And I understood, okay, I'm not going to stop these guys, but I can be a human yellow light and slow them down a little bit. And that was my only goal. Just be the human yellow light.

[Pablo Torre]

The whole thing of, like, I'm gonna slow you down, but I know I'm not gonna stop you. Yeah, right. When it came to why these guys, as much as they would talk about how, you know, we're not afraid of shame. Baddie A. Yeah.

[Shane Battier]

Does it feel different facing this team with Badier gone? You guys had a lot of classic matchups throughout the years. Yeah, I mean, yeah, I guess.

[Pablo Torre]

I guess the stats actually indicate, like, yo, the. You. You slowed down.

[Shane Battier]

I wasn't bad.

[Pablo Torre]

You slowed down at the yellow light.

[Shane Battier]

As it turned out, it turned out it wasn't half bad.

[Pablo Torre]

Is there an element of this that is teachable?

[Shane Battier]

Yeah, because I, I had the answer to the test before I took it. Like, in the NBA, everyone overestimates how good of a 20 foot jump shooter they are. A 20 foot jump shot is a really hard shot to shoot, especially if you dribble once. It's like a 40% shot. That's a tough shot. And people will argue with me. Oh, no. It's part of the game. We can't. No, that is a hard shot for even the best player, unless your name is Steph Curry or Kevin Durant. All right, Devin Booker. And the one thing that, you know, I was able to do that a lot of people can't do, I detached myself from the outcome. I didn't, I didn't care. I didn't care if a guy made a shot or not. I really didn't. I cared where they took that shot. And I knew if they took the shot in the wrong area, the, in the area where they, they struggled the most, given enough time, sample size, they would beat themselves. And so I just had to like, sort of lead them to that, that conclusion. And so you can teach somebody kind of the squares in the court where it's just hard to make a shot. A 2 over batt rebound by Bynum, relentless pressure. He's going to put that on you every single possession.

[Pablo Torre]

And you know what?

[Shane Battier]

You got to give Shane B. A lot of credit.

[Pablo Torre]

When you, when you look back at how you got to be this way, that's the part where I'm like, I don't know if you can really teach that.

[Shane Battier]

Look, I grew up in a middle class part of Detroit, all right? I was very poor. You know, the roof leaked when it rained. I remember what a government cheese sandwich tasted like. I had patches on my jeans and all my clothes. Like, we had like no money. You know, I learned the phrase rob Peter to pay Paul, like when I was in kindergarten, right? We're very, very poor. I was the only kid in town that had a black dad and a white mom. So in an elementary school of 500 kids, I was the only black kid, okay? I got a pick on pitcher day. Everyone else got a comb, okay? On Martin Luther King Day, I was expecting to know everything about black culture from the dawn of civilization. And I was a foot taller than everybody else, okay? So I was the kid who had always had to carry a birth certificate with him at the little league game. So, like, I was an outcast wherever I went. So I was mixed, tall and poor. The only place I really felt at home was at recess and playing kickball and playing dodgeball and playing basketball and baseball, all the sports. And I realized, like, when I help my friends win, like, I'm not, I'm no longer the poor kid, the mixed kid, the tall kid, all right? I'm just the kid who helped my friends win. So I didn't, I didn't care, like, about what I did or how I looked. All I cared about is, did we win and did I help my, my friends win? So I'm gonna, I'm gonna do whatever it takes. I'm do Whatever it takes to make sure my friends look good and that we win. I took that lesson from kindergarten. So it was born out of desperation. It was born out of just, I want to be loved. I want to be accepted. And it's, it's. That's what put the dog in me to, to just be just intense and, and paranoid and all those things.

[Pablo Torre]

I find that a big learning that people hopefully have had about the nerd as a creature in American life is that the nerd can be among the most competitive people you've ever imagined.

[Shane Battier]

Oh, yeah.

[Pablo Torre]

The guy who. And again, this is me fact checking as a journalist. The guy who had a subscription to Laptop magazine.

[Shane Battier]

Yeah, I'm. I'm a gadget.

[Pablo Torre]

But, you know, there was a magazine called Laptop Magazine. I mean, this is just depth that I'm obviously somebody who is. This is a judgment free zone. But I didn't know there was a Laptop magazine.

[Shane Battier]

We share an insatiable curiosity.

[Pablo Torre]

Yes.

[Shane Battier]

And now that, like.

[Pablo Torre]

Yes.

[Shane Battier]

Knowing your story, that was my secret power. I was so scared that the answer is out there. I just haven't found it yet. And so, yeah, I subscribed to Laptop magazine because they had all these new gadgets come out. And I said, oh, shit, like, maybe this could be the answer, like, to change my life. Right. Again, that was my superpower in the NBA. Like, I don't know how to guard Kobe Bryant. Like, well, maybe if I, if I learn this about him, like, it'll help me.

[Pablo Torre]

But the whole idea of, like, winning over a room. Right. Which is embedded in the premise of culture, which is to say that, like, it needs buy in.

[Shane Battier]

Yep.

[Pablo Torre]

You need to convert people to the thing that you revere.

[Shane Battier]

Yep.

[Pablo Torre]

How hard was that for you? In these locker rooms when I go.

[Shane Battier]

To the Grizzlies, they had the lowest winning percentage of the four North American professional sports leagues. Okay. They had a 20 winning percentage. They won one out of every five games in the. The history of their. For the franchise. Okay, so you talk about a franchise that had like, no idea how to win. This is the Grizzlies. So we lose our first 10 games, you know, we're on a bad team. I think like 2 and 15. Their style has not been good. They have stumbled along the way. They have not had the productivity out of their scores. They have been passive at the point. Then they've lost 11 in a row. A lot of work to be done. Here in Memphis, we call like the. The most over hyped, overused term in pro sports. The players only Locker room meeting.

[Pablo Torre]

Oh, God, it's the worst. I wanted. I've. I've. I've been fascinated by this ritual a lot. Okay, so explain. For those not familiar with why this is a thing, please explain the thing.

[Shane Battier]

So a players only meeting only happens when you're, you know, you're getting heat from the media, the fans are on you. All right, look, you know, you're not playing well, okay? So, you know, all the movies, you know, say, you know, you know, the captains, the veterans, they call a players only meeting, we're going to air our grievances, and we're going to have a Kumbaya moment, and that's going to propel us to. To. To better performance. Okay? And so during this particular locker room meeting, you know, here I am, you know, full of righteousness coming from Duke, the coach KOA Yep. And I'm the first one to stand up, and I say, you know, I gotta be honest. The veteran leadership on this team sucks. Very honest, very direct. And they said, hey, Duke boy, shut the up. Go sit in the corner. Who are you? And I was just like, oh, man, I did not read the room. It humbled me. And I realized, like, man, I can't come in here guns a blazing because there's. There's kind of like an ethos and a creed and kind of an unspoken locker room path you got to take to earn credibility. And I. And I hadn't done that to that point. And so I. I shut my ass. I went to work, right? But I didn't. I didn't become cynical. I didn't become jaded. I wouldn't allow that locker room to change me. So I kept working. And a funny thing happened. Like, the guys who maybe were on the fence and didn't know how to. How to act and how to win started to have, like. Like winning attitudes and, like, winning behaviors. And all of a sudden, like, you can kind of feel the. The locker room kind of, kind of shift a little bit. And we started to believe a little bit. And Hubie Brown comes in. The next year, we start winning some games. Memphis, now 2631 since that over 13 start.

[Pablo Torre]

The team that was once an easy out now holds the key in the Western Conference playoff race.

[Shane Battier]

It was pretty awesome to be part of that. I'd never been part of, like, a culture change. Yeah, per se.

[Pablo Torre]

But this is a mythical concept of, like, how do you change culture? The thing that every business is going to have to grapple with at some point if they meet, what is more likely than not which is failure.

[Shane Battier]

Yep. It's not the rah rah speeches, all right. It's not the sayings on the wall. It's. It's the small subtle acts that most people don't even pay mind to. It's. It's the unmeasurable. It's the unmeasurable.

[Pablo Torre]

Which is all to say that there are these inflection points in Shane Battier's life when he has had to decide whether it is time for him to take the microphone or not. And this can be a difficult political exercise for somebody who loves karaoke as much as Shane Battier does. As we need to explain in a bit, but this takes us to a moment for now on the court when the human yellow light wasn't actually trying to slow down a superstar. Because it was June 2012 and Shane was playing for the Miami Heat. And the Miami Heat, for those not familiar, fetishize culture more than any other team in sports, as our own Ryan Cortez will gladly tell you. And it's to the point where the Heat would go on to later hire Shane as an executive. But on this June evening in 2012, what Shane Battier was mostly trying to do was just not get in the way of one of his fellow starters. The issue, however, was that LeBron James, one of the best scorers ever, obviously who was now being given the greenest possible light, had won zero titles at this point. Speaking of measurables, LeBron had joined Dwyane Wade and Chris Bosh in Miami, only to be humiliated by Dallas in the finals the year before this. And so here the heat were in 2012, overhyped and trailing in one of the most tense Eastern Conference finals in memory. And they were about to be eliminated by their most hated rival.

[Shane Battier]

Welcome to Boston.

[Pablo Torre]

And a sold out TD Garden.

[Shane Battier]

It's game six of the East. They're saying, look, there's no way the Heat are going win to win this game. Boston with a three to two edge and a chance to move on way double teamed as he has seen all series.

[Pablo Torre]

David slaying Goliath.

[Shane Battier]

Yes, we know if we lose game six, this is like maybe the, the, the most failed experiment, the most highly publicized failed experiment and there's blood on everybody's hands.

[Pablo Torre]

Yeah, and by the way, there's, there's just salivating from everybody who talks about sports. You guys are villains. You guys are Goliath again. That's the other key part of this is that it's what does gol to save his own ass.

[Shane Battier]

They drove the Hearse to TD bank arena that night. But like, before that game, there wasn't like a huge rah rah speech. It was just like, look, we just got to be ourselves. We've been through the fire. And there was a trust.

[Pablo Torre]

What was LeBron like? Because this is now in. In terms of his character study, the LeBron game. Yes. And also like.

[Shane Battier]

An inflection. Exactly. That was the inflection point for his entire hall of Fame career.

[Pablo Torre]

The story of his life is so different.

[Shane Battier]

If that game goes differently different, no one know. No one realizes that. And so, like, of anybody, LeBron knows, like, he has the most at stake. Yes, the most. Yes, the most. And so, like, he was very calm that day.

[Pablo Torre]

He didn't say into a towel.

[Shane Battier]

No, no. But like, let me tell you what. When that mother has that look, man, let's go. It's like when Adam turns into he man, Almost like an aura around him. We're just like, oh, my gosh, this is unbelievable. James comes flying in and throws it down. He's got 27 first half points.

[Pablo Torre]

I remember watching this game. Oh. And imagining what must it be like to be around him in this moment.

[Shane Battier]

You didn't talk about it. You didn't look at him. You're just like, I don't want to jinx it here at the TD Garden.

[Pablo Torre]

30 in the first half. These are all second half. The one foot step back and then.

[Shane Battier]

The little floater as he posts up.

[Pablo Torre]

Rondo at the elbow.

[Shane Battier]

And then the 17 foot catch, that jab step, jump shot game. And so we win the game and you win big. We win big.

[Pablo Torre]

By the way, like curb stomping suffocation big.

[Shane Battier]

Yep.

[Pablo Torre]

Because the final score is 98 to 79. Yep. LeBron for the record, right?

[Shane Battier]

Yeah.

[Pablo Torre]

Do you remember his stat line? Because 45, 45 minutes, 45 points. 19 of 26. Yeah, 19 of 26.

[Shane Battier]

Ridiculous.

[Pablo Torre]

Also, by the way, 15 rebounds, throwing five assists. You know, casually.

[Shane Battier]

I mean, the greatest game I've ever seen anybody play.

[Pablo Torre]

It's a hard argument to beat.

[Shane Battier]

It was given the stakes, given the gravity of the situation, given like the. The. The historical implications. Historical.

[Pablo Torre]

We're going to be arguing Jordan versus LeBron forever. And this game is the reason why it's plausible.

[Shane Battier]

I'm always going with LeBron for a simple reason. For simple reason.

[Pablo Torre]

Is it because you scored eight points that game?

[Shane Battier]

LeBron did something twice that Jordan I don't think could have done once. He won two NBA titles with Shane Battier as a starting Power 4. No way. No way. No way Jordan could have done that. As great as Jordan was, LeBron dragged me across the finish line.

[Pablo Torre]

The Albatross had never been so heavy.

[Shane Battier]

And that, that is. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

[Pablo Torre]

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[Shane Battier]

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[Shane Battier]

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[Pablo Torre]

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[Shane Battier]

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[Pablo Torre]

See website for full details, restrictions and important safety information. Now that we've gone through one of the the glorious chapters, do you remember the most humiliated you ever felt in a league?

[Shane Battier]

My my last year. My last year when I was told, without being told, that our best chance of winning doesn't include you. Shane when you know, SPO started to sit me in the fourth quarter, nothing was worse to me than sitting me in crunch time. That like that's. That was my identity and it hurt me to my core. And that's when I knew I was done. I was embarrassed. I was embarrassed and I checked out and I was cynical and so when I retired I was very cynical and so I was sad, but I was also very cynical.

[Pablo Torre]

What does cynicism mean at this point in your trajectory?

[Shane Battier]

I shut people out. I was probably probably battling some depression. I didn't know what depression was. I never had this feeling before, but feeling very isolated. I didn't feel anyone understood what I was going through. I felt very alone and I pushed people away. I pushed my wife away, I pushed my kids away and I just was a Jerk. And I wasn't like, doing destructive things. It wasn't like I was drinking every night, but I was emotionally unavailable and I was hurt and I was pissed off. And I had all these emotions I had never associated with basketball. And it was a big mistake to go work for espn. I was really bad on tv. You could probably go on awful announcing and say, oh, we're gonna.

[Pablo Torre]

We're gonna find some Shane Battier. I was low lights. I had.

[Shane Battier]

I had zero passion for it. Zero. Congratulations. Your father was a great point guard for the Russian national team. What has he meant to your career? Oh, I think now he watch. He watch this. He watch draft. Like a lot of emotion. You have. So same like me. Well, that's great.

[Pablo Torre]

But at this point in our episode.

[Shane Battier]

Yeah.

[Pablo Torre]

Everybody listening understands how insane that is.

[Shane Battier]

Yeah.

[Pablo Torre]

That you guy. They've been listening to tell stories with this level of alacrity.

[Shane Battier]

Yep.

[Pablo Torre]

Couldn't do that.

[Shane Battier]

Yep.

[Pablo Torre]

Because of this internal. Was it. Was it. Was this. The hearse? Was this finally you being like, I guess I gotta get in this thing now?

[Shane Battier]

I. I was chasing relevance. When you retire, like, you don't know. This is. This is all I knew. That's all I knew. 30 years. Right. I had purpose every day. I had the scoreboard above me and told me where I was. All right. I love my teammates. I love being part of a team. Right. The money was great. You know, I. I had status. I had all these things that like. Like people are chasing these things in their professional life. I had it checked, every box. So to not have that when you wake up one day because you don't have the jersey, you don't have the locker room, you don't have the purpose.

[Pablo Torre]

Scary. Yeah.

[Shane Battier]

I was. I was terrified. I was terrified.

[Pablo Torre]

There's one quote that I remember you giving at what point? And it was, if you had filet mignon every single night, you'd stop tasting it.

[Shane Battier]

Yep.

[Pablo Torre]

Which is to say that even though you missed so actively the thing that you weren't doing anymore, it felt like by the end, also, your. Your ability to enjoy it was also changing, which is an interesting tension of like, missing something that wasn't even the thing that for you was anymore.

[Shane Battier]

Yeah. Yeah. It's a weird. It's a weird feeling. It was a weird. It was a weird time. I went through a lot of, who am I? Who am I? My identity was so tied to basketball. It was tied to the no stat, all star stuff.

[Pablo Torre]

Right.

[Shane Battier]

Right. So, like, I. In a lot of ways, I felt like I was an actor in my own life that I had only take, like, I couldn't turn it over. I couldn't take two point shots because I talked about it. No, literally.

[Pablo Torre]

So I. I get it.

[Shane Battier]

So I felt like almost like I was playing this role of this guy. And we talk about authenticity and I. I played it to the best of my ability. But I questioned, like, who the heck am I? What. What am I about? Like, what am I doing? What am I doing? And, you know, going to ESPN and being terrible at it and that disaster of a year didn't help. And so, you know, I'd never been to therapy. My wife, you know, of 22 years, when we met in seventh grade, said, look, Shannon, I know you like optionality. Here's three options. You can, you know, here's the number to the Marriott, here's the number to your attorney, and here's this number to this life coach slash psychologist that comes very highly recommended. I said, heidi, I'm a very smart man. I'm gonna choose door three. And so I had to unpack a lot of crap that I just didn't deal with because I was so driven. I was. I was throwing. I was too busy throwing up. I was too busy grinding and just like pursuing whatever it was in basketball career that I did not give time to. And like, not healthy at all. You know, I was not stable.

[Pablo Torre]

Well, this is the other thing about, like, having a superpower in any way. Right. Is that there is an implication that, man, look at this gift. But the more I learn about sports, the more I realize that extremity in any fashion also implies a certain imbalance if you're not extraordinarily careful.

[Shane Battier]

100%. And I don't. I would. I do things differently. I don't know. That's the thing. I know it wasn't healthy, but like, I never had a sports psychologist when I play because I was so scared of anyone getting inside this and taking away my superpower.

[Pablo Torre]

Yeah.

[Shane Battier]

Which was like my IQ and my ability to read and react. I'm like, I don't. I don't need to be thinking. I don't need to be, you know, emotive here. I just need to be like a great defender and make open shots and like.

[Pablo Torre]

Right.

[Shane Battier]

I'll deal with it later.

[Pablo Torre]

The standard of success is not a health. It is. Are we winning?

[Shane Battier]

Are we winning? Am I still here? And so I don't know what I would have done differently.

[Pablo Torre]

Did your. Did you get a sense that when you got. Went to therapy that your Psychologist was like, I know exactly the type of person you are. Or were they saying something that was.

[Shane Battier]

Yeah, I don't think I was out of the ordinary for a retired athlete. I think every athlete goes through some version of this, some form or fashion, and the longer you're in the game, the more work you got to do, right? And I describe it as. And I think this is. This befalls any. Any person of success, all right? But especially young people, you know, entertainers or people who win the first third of their life, right? When you're identified as a young talent or even an old talent, you know, you're told you're great, you know, and if you show any vulnerability, guess what? We're going to take your dream and give it to that person because they don't show any weakness. So what do you do? You start building walls. You always have the answer. All right? You can't feel anything. You're bulletproof, right? So emotionally, psychologically, financially, sexually, like, I got all the answers. I don't need any help. Give me. Give me space.

[Pablo Torre]

Just give me a laptop, magazine, and some space.

[Shane Battier]

Yeah, I'll figure it out. And it's all good till it ain't right. When you don't have that purpose and you don't have that support system of the locker room, and you're like, who the hell am I? Well, I've been doing it solo for so long that I don't know how to ask for help. I don't know how to, you know. So, like. And what you realize is it's. It's all relationships. It's all relationships, and it's being authentic in your relationships and. And fostering those things. So, like, that's what I would have done. I would have done a better job of fostering relationships and allowing people who I care about to help me along the way.

[Pablo Torre]

When you talk about basically having these relationships, building a cabinet of people around you, I think about how you are also one of the very special, lucky people to have played basketball with a man who had his own cabinet.

[Shane Battier]

Yeah.

[Pablo Torre]

What was playing basketball against Barack Obama?

[Shane Battier]

Like, I was actually on his team. So, first of all, to get the. Get the call to go to the president's birthday.

[Pablo Torre]

What's that call?

[Shane Battier]

Like, unexpected. Unexpected call out of the blue, hey, what are you doing this day? The president has requested you to play in his birthday pickup game.

[Pablo Torre]

He's turning 49.

[Shane Battier]

Turning 49. And, like, it was. You know, Kobe was hurt by. By them, but it was Carmelo, Magic Johnson. I mean, it was like Alonzo Mourning, LeBron, D. Wade, Chris, all like hall of Famers and so, like, stuff a.

[Pablo Torre]

Kid would do who loved basketball and had the power to invite everybody. Yeah.

[Shane Battier]

And here I am, some schlep. The coolest part was, like, getting in the suv.

[Pablo Torre]

Why were you invited? I don't know.

[Shane Battier]

I don't know. I don't still to this day, I don't know. I don't know. They're trying to, you know, bring some, I don't know, IQ to the game. I don't know. But I got to play this team. And you know, the defensive driving, like Navy SEALs who drove us to the gym, that was badass. That was the coolest part. I mean, those guys were bobbing and weaving. But we lose the first two games and, you know, President Obama says, guys, bring it in. As your commander in chief, I command you to not lose this last game.

[Pablo Torre]

Were there hard fouls? Were there.

[Shane Battier]

There are no hard fouls, but there was definitely like, they're blocking the shots. And I said, yeah, I think, I think, you know, the president appreciated that. He's, you know, he didn't want charity. That was part of it. He said that. He's like, I don't want charity, all right? I want, I want everyone to play. We're here to win. All right? So he got a taste. You got a taste. And he hit the game when he shot and, you know, he did. He hit the game when he shot. He's like this, like, like this, this kind of squirrely left hander. I've seen the footage, you know. Yeah, it's weird, but it goes in. It goes in and you hit the shot and he's walking around holding that, holding that thing up high. So it was an unbelievable day. The, the coolest, the funniest part was we're on the South Lawn having a barbecue, birthday barbecue afterwards, and you know, they got some hip hop playing, whatever, and all of a sudden a Pony by Jenny Wine comes on. And I'm just thinking to myself, you know, our forefathers are, are just rolling in their graves right now. That genuine's pony.

[Pablo Torre]

Oh, my God.

[Shane Battier]

Playing on the South Lawn. First time. First time ever.

[Pablo Torre]

That's somewhere. Somewhere.

[Shane Battier]

The ghost of Teddy Roosevelt.

[Pablo Torre]

I was going to say. Yeah, Teddy Roosevelt. Andrew Jackson.

[Shane Battier]

Yeah.

[Pablo Torre]

Better yet.

[Shane Battier]

Yeah. Just can't believe it.

[Pablo Torre]

Ride it, my pony My saddle's waiting Come and jump on it if you're horny let's do it. Ride it, my pony.

[Shane Battier]

How great's that?

[Pablo Torre]

I mean, that's the American dream.

[Shane Battier]

That is the it is the American dream. And my wife and I look at each other like this is un like no one understands how wonderful this what we worked all these years for.

[Pablo Torre]

Exactly when you were summoned to the front of the class to explain black history to everybody in Michigan. Yes, you did not have the audacity to to depict this image.

[Shane Battier]

One day I dream of barbecue on the South Lawn and we will play pony and we'll all be merciful.

[Pablo Torre]

Foreign.

[Shane Battier]

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[Shane Battier]

That's Axle Loop, Lutz Salchow.

[Pablo Torre]

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[Shane Battier]

First of all, who are you telling who you tell? I mean, you know, when I look at my journals and write a Book now. And it's just like, I.

[Pablo Torre]

It's crazy that you've lived all of this already.

[Shane Battier]

It's Forrest Gumpian. Yes, it really is Forrest.

[Pablo Torre]

You both met the president.

[Shane Battier]

Yep.

[Pablo Torre]

You both love running.

[Shane Battier]

So I. I tour China. So my karaoke story in China, I wore a Chinese basketball shoe called Peak.

[Pablo Torre]

Yeah.

[Shane Battier]

Okay. Because Yamming was my teammate in Houston, and they wanted a presence on the rockets, so I went there. I never heard of the shoe. And I had, like 50 foot billboards in, like, every city you never heard of in China. And so I was very. I was very, very famous in China. Much more famous in China than I was in America. So whenever I go to a. A press conference in the city when I'm touring, there would be a bunch of reporters there, and they gave me the name Mr. President, because my cadence and the way I talk and gesture was like, Barack Obama.

[Pablo Torre]

I was gonna say, you're leaves are rolled up to your elbows. This is not a coincidence.

[Shane Battier]

So I would be in, you know, Ching Tao, and, you know, the. The press will go, Mr. President, Mr. President, how do you find Ching Tao? And I said, you know what? It has the most beautiful women and the best beer. And then I would go to, what a politician? And then I go to Shanghai. Mr. President, Mr. President, how do you find Shanghai that has the most beautiful women and the best beer? Right. But they knew I love karaoke, and so I went to this beer, actually, the Ching Tao Beer festival in Ching Tao, China. Beautiful, you know, beautiful city on the water. And they wanted me to sing karaoke. And so this is like a festival, and there's. I swear to you, there was like 20,000 people at this. At this festival, and they want me to sing Billie Jean. And I'm like, all right, no biggie. I'll do it. Well, I get up on stage, and so I start singing. You know, she was more like a movie queen from across the scene. And all of a sudden, the. The words just cut out. And so I have no monitor.

[Pablo Torre]

Your prompter goes down.

[Shane Battier]

My prompter goes dead.

[Pablo Torre]

The ultimate politician's nightmare.

[Shane Battier]

And so I'm in front of 20, 000 people playing Billie Jean, you know, fumbling my way through the song, trying to dance to take the, you know, the ice off my horrible. It was a nightmare. It was a nightmare of. Of epic proportions to be how China from 20,000 people at a beer festival. At a beer festival with no words. But they. They still cheered for me. I actually. People don't believe me. I hosted the Chinese version of SNL.

[Pablo Torre]

What?

[Shane Battier]

It's called Happy Camp. They get like 100 million people. I. I can't make this up. They get 100 million people a week tuning in on Saturday night, and I was the host. I don't speak of li. Mandarin, like, at all, but again, I had a translator there on tv, and it's like, it's a comedy sketch show. And so they wanted me to come and sing karaoke. So I sang New York, New York. You know, I came out of the. You know, doing the kick, doing the Sinatra.

[Pablo Torre]

And yet. Is that as weird as the time that you did this?

[Shane Battier]

Listen to me.

[Pablo Torre]

Just stay retired. You can still be in the league.

[Shane Battier]

As I'm seeing you from an office floor, you can have all you ever wanted. I know.

[Pablo Torre]

So this is the voice of Daryl Mory.

[Shane Battier]

Yes.

[Pablo Torre]

So Daryl as the good witch and Shane as Elphaba. I suppose in. In this rendition of.

[Shane Battier]

Is Too late, Too late to take on Hillary. It's time to trust my instincts, close my eyes and leave. It's time to try my gravity. I think I'll try find gravity. And you can't p me.

[Pablo Torre]

I mean, Daryl wearing a blonde wig and a dress. And you, I mean when I say that you sang your heart out with a broom in one hand.

[Shane Battier]

Daryl Morey is a very close friend of mine. I wouldn't be here without him. What I learned from him, and he actually wrote that he loves musicals. He loved musicals.

[Pablo Torre]

So he.

[Shane Battier]

He and Ellen, his wife, rewrote the words that. And had an idea. So that was all Daryl's idea. And, you know, I love that he put on the. The pink Linda dress. So that. That's an event called Badioche that we held in Houston, held in Miami. It raises money for my foundation, the Baddie a Take Church foundation, given over $4 million in scholarships. Remarkable the last decade. So it's. It's for the kids.

[Pablo Torre]

Daryl, on the one end. Did you blackmail LeBron and D. Wade to do Robin Thicke?

[Shane Battier]

That was their. That was their own volition. The bad yoke. We don't mess around.

[Pablo Torre]

I dare say that Mr. President has assembled a rainbow coalition of people to do the thing that you made peace with, which is humiliate yourself for a good cause.

[Shane Battier]

You know, you can never humiliate yourself too. Too much.

[Pablo Torre]

That is also a thing that we here at Pablo Torre finds out that we believe in. Shane Battier. Thank you for turning this podcast into a very happy camp.

[Shane Battier]

Pablo, you're my man. I can't wait to do Patronisy with you.

[Pablo Torre]

Oh God.

[Shane Battier]

When I see you next time.

[Pablo Torre]

Oh God. I just felt. I just felt. I just felt the need for a towel. This has been Pablo Torre Finds out a Meadowlark Media production and I'll talk to you next time. Hey, you want to pay just 10.

[Shane Battier]

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[Pablo Torre]

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[Shane Battier]

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[Pablo Torre]

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[Shane Battier]

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[Pablo Torre]

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[Shane Battier]

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[Pablo Torre]

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[Shane Battier]

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