Pablo Torre Finds Out
Episode: Share & F*ck Around & Tell with Michael Cruz Kayne and Katie Nolan
Release Date: June 19, 2025

1. Introduction and Personal Updates

The episode kicks off with Pablo Torre introducing the hosts, Michael Cruz Kane and Katie Nolan, amidst a series of humorous advertisements. After the initial banter, the trio delves into personal updates, sharing anecdotes that set the tone for a laid-back and candid conversation.

• Michael Cruz Kane shares his excitement about receiving new contact lenses promptly from 1-800-contacts, humorously remarking, “I almost couldn't breathe when I saw the discount they gave me on my first order.” (00:37)

• Katie Nolan discusses Home Depot's 4th of July appliance sales, highlighting up to 40% off and free delivery on select items, which adds a relatable touch for listeners planning their holiday upgrades. “[...] Upgrade to tech you can trust with Samsung appliances. The Home Depot has what you need to simplify your rout.” (01:07)

2. Exploring the North Carolina Tar Heels

The conversation shifts to the origins of the North Carolina Tar Heels slogan. The hosts engage in a lively debate about the etymology and historical context, blending humor with historical facts.

• Pablo provides an informative perspective, stating, “The troops from other states call us Tar Heels. I am proud of the name...” (05:06)

• Katie adds a humorous twist, riffing on the term with, “…Sick kitten to a hot brick. That's bars right there.” (05:47)

This segment not only educates but also entertains, demonstrating the hosts' chemistry and ability to discuss diverse topics effortlessly.

3. Personal Anecdotes: Injuries and Health

The hosts candidly share personal stories about injuries and health issues, fostering a sense of camaraderie and vulnerability.

• Katie Nolan recounts a basketball mishap, humorously detailing how her competitive spirit led to fracturing her elbow. “[...] My legs go over my head and I catch myself with my arm extended, fracturing the radial head of my elbow.” (24:17)

• Michael Cruz Kane relates by mentioning his own struggles, adding a layer of mutual support and understanding among the trio. “[...] If it hurts, you should have it medicated.” (18:28)

4. The Omnicord Adventure

A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to the exploration of the Omnicord, a unique musical instrument that becomes the centerpiece of their discussion.

• Katie introduces the Omnicord, sharing her excitement: “She brought up her own deepest pain. And that is...” (07:27)

• Pablo and Michael express their curiosity and attempts to understand its functionality, leading to a humorous and improvisational demonstration of the instrument. “[...] Let's do this thing where we point your microphone. Katie. At it.” (36:13)

• Notable Quote: “[...] This is just an ad for the Omnicord, but you need the chords to be playing, so I think. Oh, bossa nova, bouillave.” – Katie Nolan (37:40)

5. Attempting to Form a Band

Embracing the spontaneity of the moment, the hosts attempt to form a band using their Omnicords, resulting in a blend of musical experimentation and comedic mishaps.

• Pablo enthusiastically declares, “Guys, we're starting a band.” (41:33)

• Michael expresses skepticism yet joins in the fun: “[...] This is like if Chris Martin was...” (37:15)

• The trio engages in a playful struggle to create harmonious tunes, highlighting their improvisational chemistry and the lighthearted nature of the episode.

6. Conflict with Bill Simmons and Peabody Nominations

A pivotal moment arises when the hosts discuss a professional conflict involving Bill Simmons and Pablo Torre's reporting.

• Pablo reflects on the tension: “[...] Bill Simmons took issue with Pablo's reporting...” (14:22)

• Michael provides insights into the situation, mentioning how Pablo defended his work and the subsequent Peabody Award nominations. “[...] And he was like, have you listened to any of the episodes that the aggregated clips are coming from that you're referring to?” (14:26)

• This segment underscores the challenges in journalism and the dedication of the hosts to their craft.

7. Humorous and Lighthearted Moments

Throughout the episode, the hosts engage in various humorous exchanges that showcase their personalities and the dynamic interplay between them.

• Katie jokes about her limited skill with the Omnicord: “[...] There are like a zillion buttons.” (38:00)

• Michael adds to the humor with self-deprecating remarks: “[...] I couldn't even stomach on my phone.” (42:00)

• The lighthearted banter provides a balance to the more serious discussions, keeping the episode entertaining and relatable.

8. Closing Remarks and Future Plans

As the episode nears its end, the hosts reflect on their experiences and tease future endeavors.

• Pablo muses about the potential of their newfound musical interest: “[...] This is rules. Okay, I would like to have Michael, though, perform the song using his voice.” (41:46)

• Katie expresses apprehension about public performances but remains engaged: “[...] This is gonna be the last time we see each other.” (46:03)

• The episode concludes with a blend of humor and anticipation for what's next, leaving listeners eager for future episodes.

Notable Quotes

• Michael Cruz Kane: “I'd say strumplet is what I would have said. Strumplet.” (27:38)

• Katie Nolan: “I've had it for a week. I've got it like a week ago.” (28:33)

• Pablo Torre: “This is your way of going. We got too many people listening to this.” (43:42)

• Michael Cruz Kane: “When you try your best and you don't succeed? When you get what you want but not what you need.” (46:17)

Conclusion

"Share & F*ck Around & Tell with Michael Cruz Kayne and Katie Nolan" is a quintessential episode of Pablo Torre Finds Out, blending personal anecdotes, musical exploration, professional discourse, and humor. The hosts' chemistry and willingness to venture into uncharted territories like the Omnicord offer listeners both entertainment and insight. Whether discussing injuries, journalistic challenges, or attempting to form a band, the episode maintains an engaging flow that is both informative and delightful for new and returning audiences alike.

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