Share & Tell & Twins with Katie Nolan and Michael Cruz Kayne

Summary

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Pablo Torre Finds Out

"Share & Tell & Twins" with Katie Nolan and Michael Cruz Kayne

April 25, 2025
Guests: Katie Nolan, Michael Cruz Kayne
Network: Le Batard & Friends

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Episode Overview

In this lively "Share & Tell" roundtable, Pablo Torre hosts sports and culture commentators Katie Nolan and Michael Cruz Kayne to unpack viral curiosities, pop culture lore, and their own personal lives, all with the trademark PTFO blend of irreverence, deep curiosity, and comic chemistry. The discussion jumps from a viral Australian "twinie" phenomenon to generational dinner-table moments, the rumor-fueled world of "shipping" TV characters, and even the upcoming election of a Filipino Pope. It's a mix of media recaps, generational translation, and freewheeling banter, showing how the mundane and the viral alike spark new questions far beyond the game.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Inside the Off-Camera "Content Meeting" (aka Dinner Party)

• The crew shares reflections from a recent dinner at Michael's house, joined by spouses and kids.
• Generational Lingo clash: Dan uses "low key" in conversation, which his kids subtly mock—for using it "wrong"—illustrating the micro-anxieties of intergenerational communication.
  • "Dan got very insecure about him saying it wrong. And I was like, no, you said it right. They're just recognizing...a little moment of generational crossover." – Katie Nolan (03:05)
• Dinner menu: Pork-centric, built off a David Chang/Momofuku bo ssäm recipe.
• Kids at the table: Willa and Truman impress the adults with their composure (01:32–03:27).

2. Katie Nolan's "Nemesis": Celebrity Jeopardy Showdown with Christopher Meloni

• Katie revisits her viral showdown with "Law & Order: SVU" star Christopher Meloni on Celebrity Jeopardy, recounting both quiz face-offs and an awkward post-show interaction.
• Katie’s cause: Donation for the Association of Women in Sports Media (AWSM), highlighting need for more women in the industry (04:41–05:07).
• Memorable moment: Katie wins in a tiebreaker—recalls Meloni's intense buzzer pressing:
  • "Desperately trying to buzz in, to the point that it looks like he's actively masturbating." – Pablo Torre (07:05)
  • "It was true." – Dan (07:14)
• Katie shares a too-honest moment: blurting out her friend's crush on Meloni during a backstage photo.
  • "My friend Kayla really wants to have sex with you. ... It was not my best, but I felt like I would be betraying my dear friend if I didn't let him know..." – Katie Nolan (07:43)

3. Will They, Won’t They? The Stabler & Benson (SVU) Phenomenon

• The mythos of Meloni (Stabler) and Mariska Hargitay (Benson) is dissected: their on- and off-camera chemistry, the infamous courtside hand-holding sightings, and their show's history of romantic teases.
• The crew discusses the impact and fatigue of "shipping" culture, where fans obsess over potential romantic pairings.
  • "Are you guys actually gonna pay this off, or is there no end game here and all you have is the juice of them almost kissing and then holding hands in real life?" – Pablo Torre (12:53)
• Katie says she’d love for SVU to pay off that tension but not for them to hold hands publicly:
  • "I think I'm done with the holding of the hands outside. ... I don't need that." – Katie Nolan (14:06)
• Meta-commentary: Discussion expands on the differences between acting intimacy and real-life boundaries, with Christopher Meloni's "sexed-up" non-SVU roles as further evidence.

4. The Australian "Twinies": Sharing Everything (even Jobs, but Not Love)

• Pablo introduces viral clips: identical twins who speak in unison and care for animals together.
• Katie relates this to the more extreme "Extreme Sisters" twins who share a boyfriend and dream of simultaneous pregnancies:
  • "My girls have solved that. ... They want to marry him, but they couldn't find anywhere where the darn laws would allow it." – Katie Nolan (24:30)
• "Twinies" from Australia: Bridget and Paula, famous for rescuing birds, harmonized speaking, and sharing a life completely—including jobs and outfits, but not relationships.
  • "Those people seem to have no interest in being unique individuals in any way." – Dan (20:23)
• A viral fundraising crisis for the bird sanctuary threatens their mission, solved by a generous "St. Peter" (25:12–27:37).
• Notable moment: The gang debates if a near-kiss with their benefactor Peter had "Benson & Stabler" energy (27:41).

5. Sisterly Bonds, Pop Culture, and AI Weirdness

• Katie riffs on Coors Light's "twins" ads and the persistent (and sometimes disturbing) trope of twin/sibling novelty in pop culture (23:09–24:05).
• She brings up Instagram’s novel “Stepsister” AI chat bot, musing on the odd specificity and possible step-sibling kink in digital culture (28:02).

6. Pablo’s Filipino Pope Watch & the Vatican Draft

• The team takes an unexpectedly sincere turn, unpacking the process and global stakes of the upcoming papal conclave, highlighting the possibility of the first Filipino Pope, Cardinal Luis Antonio Tagle.
  • "So it's time. The time has come." – Katie Nolan (34:18)
• They riff on papal traditions, ballot rules, the ceremonial smoke, and make "mambo number five" jokes with historical Pope names (32:46).
• Family pride: Pablo and Dan joke about the Filipino diaspora's pride:
  • "For Filipinos, that's going to be huge. ... My mom's like, we know him. That's our friend." – Dan (37:05)
• Running gag: "If you podcast with a Filipino, you also get to ring the bell." – Pablo Torre (38:12)"
  • "Nepo bell ringer." – Katie Nolan (38:16)

7. Closing: What Did We Learn?

• Everyone reflects tongue-in-cheek on what they've learned—about twins, generational humor, and burritos at 4am (39:00–40:15).
  • "Some twins are really twinning it. And the others are lazy. ... Try harder." – Dan (39:06)
• Katie defers from sharing this episode online, saying:
  • "We talked about too many things and most of them bad. And I won't be participating in any discourse around this episode." (38:41)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On generational language:
  "It was a little moment of generational crossover. It was beautiful that I felt bad for calling out in the first place." – Katie Nolan (03:05)
• About Katie’s Jeopardy win:
  "Desperately trying to buzz in, to the point that it looks like he's actively masturbating." – Pablo Torre (07:05)
• On "shipping":
  "People are so invested in the authenticity, the friendship, real life, will they, won't they, that they demand and create fan fiction, only for us ... to wonder, 'Are you guys actually gonna pay this off?'" – Pablo Torre (12:53)
• On the Australian twins:
  "Those people seem to have no interest in being unique individuals in any way." – Dan (20:23)
• On the possibility of a Filipino Pope:
  "I'm going to get merch." – Pablo Torre (37:10)
  "I'm in a pope hat 24/7, with my mom telling everybody, 'That's your cousin.' She'd be telling everybody that we know him." – Dan (37:15)
• Katie on what she learned:
  "We talked about too many things and most of them bad. ... I won't be participating in any discourse around this episode." – Katie Nolan (38:41)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

| Segment/Topic | Timestamp | |----------------------------------------------------------|---------------| | Dinner party and generational lingo comedy | 00:42–03:40 | | Katie vs. Christopher Meloni – Jeopardy showdown | 04:12–08:20 | | SVU "Will They, Won’t They?" shipping & hand-holding | 08:29–14:12 | | Examination of "shipping" & TV/real-life boundaries | 14:24–17:18 | | Australian "extreme sisters" and "twinies" phenomena | 17:33–28:02 | | Coors Light "twins" ad & pop culture riffing | 22:25–24:05 | | Papal Conclave, Filipino Pope speculation & jokes | 29:00–38:16 | | "What did we learn?" burritos & twins closing riff | 39:00–40:19 |

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Overall Tone

Fast-paced, unscripted, and joyfully digressive, with a self-aware sense of humor and a blend of cultural criticism, nostalgia, and personal revelation. PTFO continues to make the personal political, the viral oddly profound, and the absurd joyously human.

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Transcript

[Katie Nolan]

Paul.

[Pablo Torre]

I'm Pablo Torre. And this episode of Pablo Torre Finds out is brought to you by Remy Martin. 1738 Accord Royale. Exceptionally smooth cognac for all your game day festivities. Please drink responsibly because today we're going to find out what this sound is.

[Dan]

Three people who don't know what they're talking about.

[Pablo Torre]

Okay, Antoine, Right after this ad, you're.

[Dan]

Listening to DraftKings Network.

[Pablo Torre]

Hey, look at you. Oh, hey.

[Katie Nolan]

I know. Your wives. Everyone's.

[Pablo Torre]

Everyone's wearing real clothes today.

[Katie Nolan]

I know. We have like the same.

[Pablo Torre]

Except my pants have buttons on the sides. I'm wearing snap pants.

[Katie Nolan]

Can you rip them off? Yes. I'm not asking you like I want you to.

[Dan]

Would you kindly.

[Pablo Torre]

Could you possibly. That's the third segment of today's show.

[Katie Nolan]

Great.

[Dan]

Had you not met his wife before?

[Katie Nolan]

No, I had, but I was actually telling Dan on the way there. I was like, we have spent woefully little time together. So I've spent about as much time with Liz as I now have with Carrie, who both are lovely and wonderful. And your kids, whose names I don't remember. You said say your names and neither of them did. And then like you over talked each other when you said Willa, so I missed it. Okay, Truman, I just forgot out of respect for Willa.

[Dan]

Thank you and that's very sweet of you.

[Katie Nolan]

Thank you.

[Pablo Torre]

We should explain what we did as. As a show.

[Katie Nolan]

We did an off camera content meeting, which I think other people just call a dinner. We just had a dinner. We all went over to Michael's and we had dinner. Not the craft store, Michael's house.

[Pablo Torre]

Michael and Carrie hosted us at their lovely home.

[Dan]

Thank you so much.

[Katie Nolan]

Really lovely.

[Pablo Torre]

Provided a fully cooked menu.

[Katie Nolan]

Yes.

[Pablo Torre]

Pork multi course.

[Katie Nolan]

No offense.

[Pablo Torre]

Pork centric.

[Dan]

No off offense.

[Katie Nolan]

No offense.

[Pablo Torre]

You cooked the thing that I immediately discerned to be the thing you cook for people who visit.

[Dan]

That is the thing.

[Katie Nolan]

And you've got it down to.

[Dan]

We got it. We got it pretty well done.

[Katie Nolan]

Yeah, it's really well done.

[Dan]

Your pal David Chang of Family Feud.

[Katie Nolan]

Funny.

[Pablo Torre]

That's right. Co champion.

[Dan]

It's his recipe on the New York Times recipes. Momofuku's bosam.

[Pablo Torre]

My favorite moment. Beyond us getting to know each other and our respective partners and. And Willa and Truman was When Willa and Truman totally owned Dan.

[Katie Nolan]

Oh, my God. And I didn't help. Dan was telling a story and he.

[Pablo Torre]

We're all eating dinner together. By the way. The kids are integrated into a table in a way that I was Just so impressed by the way they could hang.

[Katie Nolan]

Yeah. They sat there, they were like, we'll pretend we like these people. And Dan was telling a story, and he used the word low key. Now, he used it the way that we grew up using it, which I believe our generation uses it as an adjective that hang was pretty low key. The generation, your kids generation, uses it as what I believe is an adverb. Yeah, it was low key. Pretty crazy. It was. And so at one point, he said, blah, blah, blah, blah, low key. And I saw them both turn to each other and, like, nudge each other under the table and, like, laugh. And I could. And I just looked over, and I was like, are you laughing because he said low key? And they were like, yeah. And then Dan got very insecure about him saying it wrong. And I was like, no, you said it right. They're just recognizing a. It was a little moment of generational crossover. It was beautiful that I felt bad for calling out in the first place.

[Pablo Torre]

He didn't really recover great from it.

[Katie Nolan]

No, he. Because then he became aware of the children and how he was not connecting with them. And then I. I don't know if anyone else noticed, but they started clearing dishes, and then so did he. And I think he really wanted to connect with the kids.

[Pablo Torre]

We all noticed that Dan was overcompensating by the end of the dinner.

[Dan]

I thought Dan did great reviews on Dan and Liz from the evening were. Is a pluses all around.

[Katie Nolan]

Fantastic. What about me?

[Dan]

Oh.

[Pablo Torre]

Do we want to talk about Detective Stabler? I just want to throw that out there, Katie.

[Katie Nolan]

Nemesis. No Nemesis of mine.

[Pablo Torre]

Are you caught up on the. On the feud?

[Dan]

Here's what I know. There's. There was a. An uncomfortable interaction between you and Mr. Maloney on Celebrity Jeopardy. Is that right?

[Katie Nolan]

Yeah.

[Dan]

And then beyond that, I know that there's, like, a little will they, won't they? Well, not with you, but no, with us.

[Katie Nolan]

No, with us, there's a big will they, won't they with us.

[Pablo Torre]

It is worth reliving that part.

[Dan]

Is it?

[Katie Nolan]

Oh, is it?

[Dan]

Oh, tell us about your charity, Katie.

[Katie Nolan]

Oh, yeah, I'm playing for the association of women in sports Media, which, you know, I am a woman in sports media, but we need more. Sports media is still, like, 80% male. So AWSM has campus chapters, they have a scholarship program, mentorship, networking events, just to try to bring more women and more unique voices into sports media. That's fantastic.

[Dan]

Well done.

[Pablo Torre]

Absolutely. Applaud, applaud, applaud.

[Katie Nolan]

Nothing. Nothing.

[Pablo Torre]

Again, Dan, watch Slow on his face.

[Dan]

He's got no time. He doesn't look like he wants women in sports media.

[Pablo Torre]

Detective Stabler, during your celebrity Jeopardy, what round was that?

[Katie Nolan]

Do you remember? No, but if it was, I think that was the first interview, so that must have been right at the beginning.

[Pablo Torre]

Yeah.

[Katie Nolan]

And I came out the gate hot in that episode, so I think he was just like, who the Right. And. And that's fair. You know, Totally fair.

[Pablo Torre]

Stabler, though, in this episode, for Michael's edification.

[Dan]

Thank you.

[Pablo Torre]

Did figure.

[Dan]

Edify me.

[Pablo Torre]

It did figure in. At the very end.

[Dan]

Christopher Maloney was in second place with 88 screwed up. What is. Remember the Alamo? Yes. That's the slogan. Your wager wagered it all.

[Katie Nolan]

Did you hear me go?

[Dan]

You have $17,600 now. Katie Nolan had that big lead. Did she have. Remember the Alamo?

[Katie Nolan]

I did. She did.

[Dan]

Now, math, not your favorite part of the game. You just had to wager more than 3500.

[Katie Nolan]

Right. And you're. And I wagered 30 wager.

[Dan]

Exactly.

[Katie Nolan]

Katie.

[Pablo Torre]

There's Everett in the middle and just delighted by everything.

[Katie Nolan]

No. Come on, Katie.

[Dan]

Christopher, pick up your signaling devices. I'm going to read a single category and clue. The first one of you to buzz in with the correct response is our winner and our semifinalist.

[Katie Nolan]

But I do need a correct response.

[Dan]

Your category is French history.

[Katie Nolan]

Thought I was.

[Dan]

And here's the clue. Drink up. A famous New Orleans street is named after this dynasty that ruled France for most of the 17th and 18th centuries.

[Katie Nolan]

Katie, what is bourbon? It is bourbon. Yes.

[Dan]

Yes.

[Katie Nolan]

In your face.

[Pablo Torre]

Desperately trying to buzz in to the point that it looks like he's actively masturbating.

[Katie Nolan]

Oh, my God, Pablo.

[Pablo Torre]

It was true.

[Dan]

That was true.

[Katie Nolan]

Then watching a clip of us watching a clip of me is making me.

[Pablo Torre]

Feel we're gonna do this.

[Katie Nolan]

I don't like. So many times I feel like I'm incepting myself.

[Dan]

I apologize that he, like, obliterated that buzzer. Yeah, they had to. They had to get a whole new podium after that.

[Katie Nolan]

I would have been embarrassed if he won. I would have been. If I were him, I would have been like, well, you clearly smoked me. Why would I. I wouldn't have felt good about winning. But I guess he's different. I guess he's just built different.

[Pablo Torre]

Christopher Maloney.

[Katie Nolan]

I'm so sorry.

[Pablo Torre]

Law and Order, svu and who?

[Katie Nolan]

All of my friends, specifically my dear friend Kayla. When she found out, she was like, please tell him how badly I want to have sex with him. And I was like, will do. And then after the show, I was like, we. I'm so sorry. Can we take a. Can we take a picture? And then while we were taking the picture, I just awkwardly said, my friend Kayla really wants to have sex with you. Ah. It was not my best. It wasn't my best, but I felt like I would be betraying my dear friend. I didn't let him know, and it was, like, way past the point where it was okay to let him know, which you could argue. It was never okay to let him know. And so I just was like, whatever, dude. I won Jeopardy.

[Dan]

You were just like, in the name of friendship, I have to sexually harass this girl.

[Katie Nolan]

Yes. I have to. She asked me. I'm a girl's girl, you know?

[Dan]

Yeah. And that's beautiful.

[Pablo Torre]

But I feel like the thing about Christopher Maloney. Every time I encounter, like, a headline about Christopher Maloney is along the lines of people being like, christopher Maloney, get to the already. Because this was to bring sports very clearly into this on this sports show.

[Katie Nolan]

Great.

[Pablo Torre]

That you all know for the sports of it, right? Christopher Maloney and Mariska Hargitay. This is Stabler and Benson. The partners on Law and Order SVU were spotted courtside at Madison Square Garden holding hands. Holding hands.

[Katie Nolan]

What's that? I don't hold hands when I'm sitting.

[Pablo Torre]

Just, like, ever inside his inner thigh.

[Katie Nolan]

Yeah, I don't like holding hand. Maybe I'm just an anti hand holder. I don't know if that's a me thing. Most of the time. It's like, I feel like if we.

[Pablo Torre]

Were spotted courtside, if any combination of us. Yeah, we're spotted courtside in that pose. Our actual spouses would be like, what. What. What is happening?

[Katie Nolan]

I guess it's different for actors, right? Like, I already am not built in the way that, you know, people who date actors can just watch them have sex scenes with, like, super hot other actors, and they're like, that's the job. I don't think I would have that in me.

[Dan]

But this isn't. This is not that.

[Katie Nolan]

This is.

[Dan]

This is not the acting part. This is the. This is. I mean, unless this is, like, just bait for. Well, for.

[Katie Nolan]

Are they still on the show together?

[Pablo Torre]

So this is the thing. The baiting of this. The method. Will they. Won't they of this? For those not versed in Law and Order cinematic universe as I am, there was a scene that made lots of SVU news because things did get a bit steamy on the show for the very first time.

[Katie Nolan]

Are we gonna look at it?

[Pablo Torre]

We are, yes.

[Katie Nolan]

Oh, she's so beautiful. I. Elliot, Elliot, Elliot.

[Dan]

I want to.

[Katie Nolan]

I want to, but I can't.

[Dan]

Why not?

[Katie Nolan]

Because what if it doesn't work out?

[Pablo Torre]

So that was January 2023.

[Katie Nolan]

God, that's so Katie and Dan coded. God, that's so us.

[Dan]

What if it doesn't work out?

[Pablo Torre]

And the fans, the subreddit were very, very, of course, energized by this.

[Dan]

Sure.

[Pablo Torre]

But it never. It has not to date, paid off. And this is the entire conversation is that. Were we just baited by them in that circumstance?

[Katie Nolan]

How long ago was that in relation to the handhold?

[Pablo Torre]

So that was about two years ago.

[Katie Nolan]

Right. That's what I thought.

[Pablo Torre]

And people keep demanding because they keep on holding hands and doing all this stuff.

[Katie Nolan]

Yeah.

[Pablo Torre]

To the point where Christopher Meloni was then interviewed recently and he addressed the fan reaction video.

[Katie Nolan]

Yes.

[Dan]

We're doing the best we can to.

[Pablo Torre]

Make it honest, not make it bait. If. If we do bait to. At least for me, you know, I.

[Dan]

Always do it with a wink. You know.

[Pablo Torre]

I think it's good natured.

[Dan]

But maybe you guys are over that. So, you know, and that's valid. But, you know, you give us too much credit for the power that we might have. Will they, won't they? And all that stuff. I don't 100% know what the he's saying. Right.

[Katie Nolan]

I think he was trying to say it's not up to them. It's up to the writers and. Or producers or whoever's in charge. And that when he baits in the public eye, he tries to do it like. I know you really want us to bang like we're holding hands.

[Dan]

I got you. Thank you for translating.

[Katie Nolan]

But I don't think that he.

[Pablo Torre]

I didn't see a wink in that photo. There was no wink in that photo.

[Katie Nolan]

There was no way. But he also, he does say it's valid if people are sick of it. So it sounds like he has heard people are like. Or get off the pot. Essentially.

[Pablo Torre]

This is, I think, the larger conversation around, like, what we all demand from television. So shipping is like a thing. Right. This is now an ancient art, ancient tradition in which people are putting characters together.

[Katie Nolan]

Familiar.

[Dan]

Yes, yes, of course.

[Pablo Torre]

Like everybody shipped your severance character.

[Dan]

Yes, obviously, yes.

[Katie Nolan]

With his co worker or. No, the lady that was.

[Pablo Torre]

With the lady that was debating him. Yep.

[Katie Nolan]

To baiting.

[Dan]

Wow. Really good. Really, really good.

[Katie Nolan]

Embrace the bait.

[Dan]

Okay.

[Katie Nolan]

Anyone?

[Dan]

Diminishing returns, but still good.

[Pablo Torre]

Very proudly. The point being, though, that, like, this is It's. It's sort of what you want. Right? Because, oh, my God, people are so invested in the authenticity, the friendship, the real life. Like, will they, won't they? That they demand and create fan fiction only for, I guess in this case, us to have to wonder, like, are you guys actually gonna pay this off or is there no end game here? And all you have is the juice of them almost kissing and then holding hands in real life.

[Katie Nolan]

Well. Cause we're getting to the point now where, like, yeah, you're not in control of the scripted show, but you could certainly leave your spouses and have a fling. You're in control of that. And don't get us to the point where we start demanding that of like, well, if you're going to hold hands at a Knicks game, I don't know. I think that's kind of wild. But I don't want this to be colored by the fact that you think I have some sort of long standing beef with him. I have nothing but respect for Elliot Stabler. I've watched so much svu. I only watch. Only watch the re. The reruns. I'm not, like, up to date on the new stuff, but so much svu and I truly, like, would love to see them hook up in the show. But I do want to say I think I'm done with the holding of the hands outside side in the room. I don't need that.

[Dan]

I don't want those two characters to get together on the show. Unless it's like, this is the last episode of the show and it's over now.

[Katie Nolan]

Damn.

[Dan]

Then it's like, about them. You know what I mean? That's not what it's about. It's about all these insane crimes.

[Katie Nolan]

It's about the. The corruption within the police force.

[Dan]

That's exactly. That's.

[Katie Nolan]

Watch it through that lens. We're like, they're supposed to be doing this.

[Pablo Torre]

I think it's about Christopher Maloney fundamentally edging.

[Katie Nolan]

So you think you're diagnosing his kink.

[Pablo Torre]

Yeah.

[Katie Nolan]

Now I need to make sure you're not shaming him for that, King. Because we don't do that.

[Pablo Torre]

Never.

[Katie Nolan]

Great.

[Pablo Torre]

But we are, again, implying that maybe he should break up with his wife in real life and, you know, get with.

[Dan]

First of all, I'm not saying that I'm in full support of their marriages. I do think the acting thing you were saying before, which is that actors are built different. It's not an excuse. It's just like they're just built how it is. It's like you come up, you know, you're in acting school and you're all, like, giving each other massages and. And that's just normal. That doesn't happen in your.

[Katie Nolan]

I was going to use Sydney Sweeney and Glenn.

[Pablo Torre]

Oh, yes.

[Katie Nolan]

As Powell. As an example, but I. She just broke up with her fiance, so maybe that's not a good example.

[Pablo Torre]

Maybe it's exactly the example.

[Dan]

She's going to start dating Christopher Maloney.

[Katie Nolan]

I will say Christopher Maloney also has any roles I've seen him in outside of svu have been pretty sexually charged. I feel like he was Selena Meyer's little fling on Veep.

[Pablo Torre]

Oh, yes.

[Katie Nolan]

He was like a. I don't know, like a life coach or some sort of a personal trainer or something.

[Dan]

People are disturbed by your role. Yeah. They think folks who are physical can't be cerebral. I think those two things are separate, that they're not symbiotic.

[Katie Nolan]

He was also in. Oh, I forget the name of that show.

[Dan]

Isn't he in Wet Hot American Summer?

[Pablo Torre]

He is.

[Katie Nolan]

And is he sexed up in that?

[Dan]

Nice. You don't mind have some unfinished business. 210.

[Katie Nolan]

2.

[Dan]

He's not ashamed of his physical form, that's for sure. And God bless him.

[Katie Nolan]

What is the name of that show that was on Hulu? I think it was a tiny little cameo part, Max, with three X's.

[Pablo Torre]

That's a real show he's also on. That was on Hulu.

[Dan]

This part of the show is called Googling Things. It's where we stop talking. Oh, difficult people.

[Katie Nolan]

Difficult people. What I remember is him doing the splits.

[Pablo Torre]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's doing a split.

[Dan]

I'm so far from being able to do a split, I can barely stand.

[Katie Nolan]

Yeah.

[Pablo Torre]

And he has his. His index finger under his chin.

[Katie Nolan]

Yeah. Being a zaddy.

[Pablo Torre]

Yep. So I guess what we're saying is.

[Katie Nolan]

What are we saying?

[Pablo Torre]

Kayla. Christopher Maloney.

[Katie Nolan]

No, she's married now. What? She got married.

[Dan]

Wait, who's. Okay, my friend.

[Katie Nolan]

Yeah.

[Pablo Torre]

Another. Will they, Won't they?

[Katie Nolan]

I know I've been saying it, and I think they. I think they're still. They still could.

[Dan]

Wow. I think this is actually. It's a really inopportune time for Christopher Maloney to have this thought then re. Entered into his consciousness.

[Katie Nolan]

What?

[Dan]

Because the idea that he needs to sleep with your friend, especially now that.

[Pablo Torre]

She'S married, because that's the number one thing he's into.

[Dan]

He could go on a quest of some kind.

[Pablo Torre]

Do we want to talk about those Australians in that Video.

[Katie Nolan]

Okay, so listen, when you put in the doc, Pablo put in the dock a thing about two twins in Australia. And I thought it was the two from Extreme Sisters on tlc. I'm Anna. And I'm Lucy. We're the world's most identical twins and we're from Perth and they do everything together. Yep. They share a boyfriend. They're from Perth, which is in Australia. And so I. This means share a boyfriend?

[Dan]

Yes, the same boyfriend. Not, not other, not twins.

[Pablo Torre]

This guy who's wearing a gold chain and a black shirt sitting in between them.

[Katie Nolan]

It sure is. Their clothes are also custom made. They always wear the same thing. They had a difficult time finding a job because they needed to work together. Who's actually going for the position? Both of us. In the past we've shared a job and we've shared a wage. You're kind of getting like two for.

[Dan]

The price of one.

[Katie Nolan]

You're getting four hands instead of two. Were willing to share the job. Okay. We're a package deal. We always come together, we're never apart. But they do the same thing from your clip. They finish each other's sentences and they talk together and they always at the end of their sentences and it's like, very funny. And I'd never seen anyone do it. And then I watched the clip you sent and those women do it as well. Witnesses are recounting some of the drama that unfolded on the Sunshine coast this afternoon. Two sisters have told how their mother and man raced to help when the carjacked SUV rolled on Steve Irwin Way, only to find the gun wielding car thief emerging from the wreck. Here's some of what they had to say. And one guy, he was up there with our mum and he, he went up there and he was coming back down towards us and he goes, run. He's got a gun.

[Dan]

It reminds me of a bit that Kristen Wiig and Fred Armisen used to do on snl and it's called there's no Every Time for Mothers.

[Katie Nolan]

But there's no Time for Mothers.

[Dan]

Cause I get anything they say, but.

[Katie Nolan]

No one's gonna tell you the difference.

[Pablo Torre]

So two things. Apologies for laughing at their traumatic memory of carjacking.

[Katie Nolan]

Of course.

[Dan]

However, they seem fine.

[Katie Nolan]

They do.

[Pablo Torre]

Can you give the visuals? People not watching.

[Katie Nolan]

Well, they do also seem to be nurses. I will say they just based on their outfits, they did seem to be nurses.

[Pablo Torre]

They were wearing all.

[Katie Nolan]

I was going to add in.

[Pablo Torre]

No, no, they were bunny rabbit patterned scrubs.

[Dan]

Yeah, they're wearing the exact same outfit. They had the Exact same hairstyle and face. Yeah. So I think, like, you could be twins, even identical twins, and yet differentiate yourself in some way, but they don't.

[Katie Nolan]

Seem to want to.

[Dan]

Those people seem to have no interest in being unique individuals in any way.

[Pablo Torre]

Correct. So my main instinct when I get a viral video like this passing across my timeline is always to figure out, like, how old is this? Did this just happen? Where is it from? What you learn is that these two twins are not nurses.

[Katie Nolan]

Oh.

[Pablo Torre]

For people.

[Katie Nolan]

Okay.

[Pablo Torre]

Oh, they're nurses.

[Katie Nolan]

Dogs.

[Pablo Torre]

Try again.

[Katie Nolan]

Cats.

[Pablo Torre]

Try again.

[Dan]

Birds.

[Katie Nolan]

Kangaroos. Bird nurse.

[Dan]

Are they bird nurses?

[Katie Nolan]

They're burses.

[Pablo Torre]

Guys, meet these two identical Burses.

[Katie Nolan]

Oh, Bridget and Paula. It was very hard to sleep at night, too. Hi, Mr. Percival. We thought our dream was never gonna come true for the birds. Got more birds in there.

[Dan]

This sanctuary is home to the twinnies, Paula and Bridget Powers.

[Katie Nolan]

So this is some of the birds outside here.

[Dan]

They're famous around the world for speaking in unison, but also the incredible work they've dedicated their lives to. Relying on donations. They save injured birds, rehabilitate them before releasing the feathered friends back into the wild. Couldn't be more normal.

[Katie Nolan]

Yeah.

[Pablo Torre]

What a country.

[Dan]

I think that's great. Look, it's me and my sister, who's also me. And what do we do? We go to nursing school. For what? Birds. And that's great. Why not? If that's what brings you joy.

[Pablo Torre]

You know, there's a lot in the. In, in the. What was their names again?

[Katie Nolan]

Paulette. Paula and Bridget.

[Pablo Torre]

Bridget and Paula Bowers, actually.

[Katie Nolan]

Kenny's little sisters.

[Pablo Torre]

Yep. This is the spin off. This is in the Kenny Power cinematic universe. Bridget and Paula are, it seems, extraordinarily famous in Australia for being twinies, which is either a thing that all Australians call twins or just them.

[Katie Nolan]

That's a good point. We don't know.

[Pablo Torre]

Hard to know.

[Katie Nolan]

How could we? 20s, no way to look at 20s.

[Dan]

20S.

[Pablo Torre]

Never going to successfully Google that result.

[Katie Nolan]

And twins. Remember that? Remember when Coors Light? Was that Coors Light?

[Dan]

Yeah, I remember the. Out of them.

[Katie Nolan]

Twins. Ah. Love burritos at 4am drinking with my friends. And twins.

[Dan]

I love football on tv, shots of Gina Lee hanging with my friends.

[Katie Nolan]

And twins.

[Dan]

I love, love burritos at 4am Parties that never end. Dogs that love chat.

[Katie Nolan]

They're related.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Katie Nolan]

So it's like I don't think I want to be a part of. I'm an accessory to something.

[Pablo Torre]

Access.

[Katie Nolan]

I don't. Maybe for. I mean, I guess maybe for looking because it's it to a man, I guess a simple minded Coors like man. And the one that they're portraying in that commercial, I guess it's two of a good thing. Yeah, but it's like, wouldn't you rather just an unrelated other hot lady?

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Katie Nolan]

I don't think we need to have. What about two sisters that can't kiss?

[Dan]

Hear me out. And friends, I guess. Two women who are friends. Maybe that.

[Pablo Torre]

Yeah, right.

[Dan]

That's a pitch. If I could go back and talk to that guy.

[Katie Nolan]

Yeah.

[Pablo Torre]

Now that I think about it, like, the entire, like, subplot of the season of the white Lotus was essentially like, not watch it.

[Katie Nolan]

So look at him instead. I didn't.

[Pablo Torre]

It's like, what if two siblings.

[Dan]

You know, there's a lot. There's some. There's some herky jerky between siblings. Spoiler if you haven't seen it.

[Pablo Torre]

No, it's. Emphasis on disturbing jerky. Yeah.

[Katie Nolan]

Yeah. So a hand job happens. Yeah.

[Dan]

Yeah, sure does. Is there more stuff about the twins with the birds?

[Pablo Torre]

So now that we've established that, we don't think they should be making out with each other.

[Katie Nolan]

Yeah. Thank you.

[Pablo Torre]

I'm glad we did cover that, doing anything like that.

[Katie Nolan]

Right.

[Pablo Torre]

I do want to point out that these twins have said in the Australian press that they have never had a boyfriend, either of them, because they do everything together. And that would be.

[Katie Nolan]

My girls have solved that. Sisters have solved that.

[Pablo Torre]

They think it's weird. The twinies think it's weird.

[Katie Nolan]

Your twins, they had the same boyfriend and they wanted to marry him, but they couldn't find anywhere where the darn laws would allow it.

[Dan]

That sounds right.

[Katie Nolan]

We're thinking we want to start a family soon. Soon. We want to know our options.

[Pablo Torre]

And you have partners.

[Katie Nolan]

We share our partner. And we see us having a child with him. Well, both of us. Not just one child.

[Dan]

Two babies.

[Katie Nolan]

So she needs to be pregnant and I need to be pregnant at exactly the same time.

[Pablo Torre]

In the meantime, let's contemplate the unfortunate circumstance that our 20s in Australia found themselves in.

[Dan]

Oh, good. There's more.

[Pablo Torre]

Which is that their bird sanctuary was running out of money.

[Katie Nolan]

Oh, no.

[Dan]

Holy.

[Katie Nolan]

How's that happen?

[Pablo Torre]

Well, they needed a solution.

[Katie Nolan]

Okay.

[Pablo Torre]

Enter a gentleman named Peter.

[Katie Nolan]

Are they gonna date him?

[Dan]

I'm scared of this.

[Katie Nolan]

We felt like touching the town in many times, but when we look into the bird's eyes. No, we can't. We couldn't. We knew in our hearts that Peter was lovely me. We should call him Saint Peter. I'm gonna hate getting Old. Because where we're going to be still be worrying about the birds. We just hope we get the younger generation coming through and have the passion what we have. It's not a princess's job whatsoever of a morning. We love getting our hands dirty. We're still pinching ourselves. He should be called St. Peter.

[Dan]

The good doctor's donation securing the future of the twinies operation.

[Katie Nolan]

When we first met Peter, we knew that he had a heart. Well, yeah.

[Dan]

Didn't it seem like they all. The one almost kissed Peter that one time.

[Katie Nolan]

I didn't see that.

[Dan]

Accidental hug almost became a.

[Katie Nolan]

Some birds can be in care three months or up to a couple of years. Years, yes. But they end up going back to the wild. Gets frustrated they can't finish it. That's not what I was going to say. Nobody ever goes like, that's not actually not where I was going with that. Because I'll tell you, that's Dan and I thinking how that's how we talk. We would love to both tell the same story, but we're both saying different things.

[Dan]

I will say in that context, specifically, the idea of someone telling your story with you who tells it the way you want it told is really beautiful. If you've ever been at a meal where the other member of the couple wants to tell the story slightly differently, which we all just were torture.

[Katie Nolan]

Yeah. It is.

[Dan]

Whoever starts the story, it's their story.

[Katie Nolan]

Yeah.

[Dan]

Lay off.

[Pablo Torre]

We should recognize that Bridget or Paula definitely almost kissed Peter.

[Katie Nolan]

Yeah.

[Pablo Torre]

Accidentally play that part again and if.

[Katie Nolan]

We'Re still pinching ourselves, he should be called Saint Peter. You already did that joke.

[Dan]

Good doctor's donation. Okay, fine.

[Katie Nolan]

The sparks flew.

[Dan]

Absolutely crackling.

[Katie Nolan]

Wow.

[Pablo Torre]

Just some real Benson Stabler energy.

[Dan]

Exactly.

[Katie Nolan]

Exactly. Will they, won't they?

[Dan]

Can they legally Melonian Hargitay wish.

[Katie Nolan]

Oh, my God, These two are so lovable. These are such lovable twenties.

[Dan]

Yeah. I will say, I would say relatively adorable, but still vaguely. There's something unnerving.

[Pablo Torre]

Absolutely.

[Katie Nolan]

Have you opened your Instagram messages within the last week?

[Pablo Torre]

No.

[Katie Nolan]

I got a prompt that was like, chat with AI. You know when it's like, new feature and it said chat with AI. And I was like, no. And when you hit X, it still took me to the, like, landing page of, like, these are some AIs you could chat with if you wanted to. And like, there was one named Kendrick Lamar. There was one called Emo Boy. And then the one that had the most interaction, something like 649,000 interactions, was named Stepsister. And I was like, what's this? It's like, what?

[Dan]

I mean, you know, not your step.

[Katie Nolan]

But if it's not your stepsister, then who's. The fact that it's somebody's stepsister is enough to make you be like. Like, it's not even up to. It's not your step. And why do you want to talk to an AI step sister? What is this?

[Pablo Torre]

Well, this Filipino Pope.

[Dan]

There could be a Filipino Pope.

[Pablo Torre]

There really is so important to you.

[Katie Nolan]

Did you see Conclave?

[Dan]

I didn't see it.

[Pablo Torre]

I haven't seen it yet.

[Dan]

Guys, the Pope is dead. The throne is vacant. To me, what conclave is, and I'm sure I'm wrong, is, hey, it's a bunch of popes.

[Katie Nolan]

Yeah. It's a bunch of wannabe popes.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Katie Nolan]

To me, what was so interesting about it? Great actors, great cast.

[Dan]

Rafe finds.

[Katie Nolan]

That's right. Who turned out to be. He's, like, kind of a dingus in real life, right? But he's. Didn't he do something annoying? Didn't he do something annoying at the.

[Dan]

I don't. I only know that he's ripped.

[Katie Nolan]

Is he the one who threw his gum at his wife and was like.

[Dan]

No, that was Adrian Brody.

[Pablo Torre]

Ray finds his.

[Dan]

Jack. Ray finds his. Did you yolked?

[Katie Nolan]

Yeah, I think so.

[Dan]

Absolutely.

[Katie Nolan]

What is going on? You think he doesn't get naked as the Pope in the Pope movie? You don't think I see that in the Pope movie?

[Dan]

Wait, Conclave.

[Katie Nolan]

He's. No, you don't. You don't see it. But here's what I liked about Conclave. It's basically war, right? It's a bunch of people from different countries all over the world, wanting to seize the highest power in the Church, the papacy.

[Pablo Torre]

Papacy.

[Katie Nolan]

Papacy. Damn. I say it like the smear.

[Pablo Torre]

It's a papacy.

[Katie Nolan]

I say it like the smear. So it's a war, but it can't be violent, right? You can't actually be violent. And you're supposed to stay moral if.

[Dan]

You want to defeat.

[Pablo Torre]

This is a conclave, Aldo.

[Katie Nolan]

It's not a war.

[Pablo Torre]

It is a war, and you have to commit to a side.

[Katie Nolan]

And so, like, you see people try to, like, cheat their way into winning, and they get caught. And then, like, the head. Whoever's running the Conclave has to, like, figure out how God would want us to deal with this. So it's like a moral compass. It's a heavily moral war acted by great actors.

[Dan]

And it's good.

[Katie Nolan]

So it's really good. Yeah, I like that.

[Dan]

Check it out.

[Katie Nolan]

But it made me really interested for this now. Because now. But I don't think it happens right away. I don't think it's going to happen till May.

[Pablo Torre]

Yeah, we got weeks. I was told by May is soon by my Google search. Yeah.

[Dan]

Well, front runner, as I'm told on the betting markets, and I'm glad that there are betting markets on this.

[Katie Nolan]

Really wrong.

[Dan]

The homie is Filipino.

[Pablo Torre]

That's right.

[Dan]

His name is. Say it with me. Three, two, one.

[Pablo Torre]

Cardinals. Luis Antonio. I can't pronounce his last name with me.

[Dan]

I don't know what it is. Luis Antonio Tagle.

[Katie Nolan]

Well, that wouldn't be his name if he became Pope. To be clear, they changed. They pick a pope name.

[Pablo Torre]

Right, Right, right. What should he call himself?

[Katie Nolan]

Pious. Pious is a great. What's the other good pope name? That's a word.

[Pablo Torre]

Pope Jeff.

[Katie Nolan]

First there's like a Pope.

[Dan]

Pope John.

[Katie Nolan]

It's like. No, but it's a word. It's like, like. Pious is a. Is a word. There's another one that's like a. Oh.

[Pablo Torre]

This is a good one. Let's do some.

[Dan]

But pious, they don't do it the English way. They do it the Latin way. Right.

[Katie Nolan]

Pios.

[Dan]

I thought. Oh, I thought, oh, is it P, I, U, S?

[Katie Nolan]

It might be.

[Pablo Torre]

All right, here we go. Popular papal names.

[Dan]

Yes. John Papular. Everybody hear that?

[Katie Nolan]

Yeah.

[Dan]

Benedict. Huh?

[Pablo Torre]

Gregory, Clement, Leo. Innocent.

[Katie Nolan]

Innocent, That's a good one.

[Pablo Torre]

Stephen, Celestine. Anacletus. Marcellus, Sixtus, Paul, Urban, Boniface, Alexander, Victor, Damascus, Evaristus. Hilarious.

[Dan]

Are there this many popes that these can all be considered popular pope names?

[Katie Nolan]

Yeah, I think so. I do think so.

[Dan]

How many popes have there been?

[Katie Nolan]

Lots.

[Pablo Torre]

Like, like 10, you know, 102. Great.

[Katie Nolan]

1.

[Pablo Torre]

20 is a great question.

[Dan]

3, 2, 1.

[Katie Nolan]

98.

[Dan]

98 popes.

[Pablo Torre]

The number of all popes to the present.

[Dan]

I'm going 126.

[Pablo Torre]

264.

[Katie Nolan]

I started up high. I should have stayed there.

[Dan]

Wow. I was. I wasn't even at 50.

[Pablo Torre]

Now imagine this is to the lyrics and the songbook of mambo number five.

[Dan]

Yes.

[Pablo Torre]

Everestus. Hilarious. Hygienus. Linus.

[Katie Nolan]

Hygienist.

[Pablo Torre]

Calixtus and Felix. Anastasius and Valentinus and Constantinus and Dionysus.

[Dan]

Dionysus.

[Katie Nolan]

Too close to the sun.

[Pablo Torre]

Damn right. No.

[Dan]

Damn it. Icarus.

[Katie Nolan]

That's who I was thinking of.

[Pablo Torre]

Yeah.

[Katie Nolan]

What did Dionysus do?

[Dan]

God of wine.

[Katie Nolan]

Ah. Wow. I like that. Pope.

[Dan]

That's a bacchanal guy.

[Katie Nolan]

That's a Cool.

[Pablo Torre]

That's a fun Pope.

[Dan]

Hey, that's a fun Pope. I wouldn't think you would do a pope named after, like, a Roman God. That would seem like.

[Katie Nolan]

Yeah.

[Dan]

Conflict, Godliness.

[Katie Nolan]

They didn't really care about the conflict. Right. Didn't they? Because didn't they say. Didn't they adapt the symbol of the thing that they did?

[Dan]

I have absolutely no idea. Three people who don't know what they're talking about. Okay, Antoine, but wait, so the Filipino guy could be the Pope? That's what I'm reading in Newsweek is we could have a Filipino pope.

[Pablo Torre]

Yeah.

[Dan]

Has there been a Filipino Pope before? We're talking Hondo P. White popes, right?

[Pablo Torre]

Check them out. Luis, Antonio, Tagle.

[Katie Nolan]

They've all been white, I assume.

[Pablo Torre]

So have all the popes been white?

[Dan]

Show me Indian pope.

[Pablo Torre]

We got an Argentinian Pope, I guess, really into the.

[Katie Nolan]

He was Italian. He's Italian. He was Italian. He was born. He was born in.

[Dan]

He could be Argentinian and still be white, right?

[Pablo Torre]

Yes, absolutely.

[Dan]

I think that guy's white.

[Pablo Torre]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Katie Nolan]

I'm not going to say anything.

[Dan]

No offense.

[Katie Nolan]

Discussion. I don't.

[Pablo Torre]

A hundred percent white.

[Katie Nolan]

Wow.

[Dan]

Hondo P. White.

[Katie Nolan]

So it's time. The time has come.

[Pablo Torre]

I think it's time for a Filipino Pope.

[Dan]

Look, what I'm reading about this guy is he's relatively progressive. You're not going to get it. You're not going to get it all the way.

[Katie Nolan]

Yeah, yeah.

[Pablo Torre]

You are never going to get a progressive ecclesiological vision.

[Dan]

And you know, that's gotta be ecclesiological.

[Pablo Torre]

No question.

[Katie Nolan]

What does it mean?

[Pablo Torre]

You know?

[Katie Nolan]

Sure. But if I didn't.

[Dan]

Well, I think ecclesiological means like of or pertaining to the study of the Church.

[Katie Nolan]

Oh.

[Dan]

And then. And then progress. A progressive. So he's progressive.

[Pablo Torre]

That. Yeah, yeah. He also is known for celebrating Mass in a folksy and casual manner.

[Katie Nolan]

Love that. Love Jesus.

[Dan]

Love that. Absolutely love it. Before coming here, I asked the Holy.

[Katie Nolan]

Father if he had a message for you. He said.

[Dan]

Conversion to the Eucharist. Then he turned to me and said, behave well. A priest who starts every service with, listen up, y'.

[Katie Nolan]

All. Flip the chair around.

[Pablo Torre]

Low key. We're going to heaven.

[Dan]

We're low key.

[Katie Nolan]

You need to talk about.

[Dan]

He's wearing a tank top.

[Katie Nolan]

The papacy, you know how it happens. They. They take a vote, the initial vote. They count the votes. You have to have some percentage of the votes. It's all the cardinals are the ones that vote.

[Dan]

Okay.

[Katie Nolan]

They all get called.

[Pablo Torre]

College of Cardinals.

[Katie Nolan]

They'll get called into a congress.

[Dan]

Albert Pujols. Yeah, you.

[Katie Nolan]

Nice.

[Pablo Torre]

Scott. Roland.

[Katie Nolan]

Good. That's it. Can't name any others. You lock them basically up. They lock them up in like a stay cache with all the cardinals. And then every day I think sometimes there's two votes. They do a vote. They pull the names you have, they give you like, okay, so those are our top names. Now we discuss. Yeah, now we figure out where the votes are going. And then, like, they do a second vote and it's. It doesn't end until somebody gets, I want to say, 80% of the vote, and then that's the new Pope and then the smoke.

[Dan]

That is what comes out.

[Pablo Torre]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. A two thirds majority is what you need. Okay, so 80 votes. If there are 120 voting cardinals present.

[Katie Nolan]

Which shouldn't there be? Don't we live in a world we.

[Dan]

Can all agree they all got to be there. Right? It's not. You can be like, oh, I can't, dude, I'm in.

[Pablo Torre]

You're not zooming in.

[Dan]

I'm in Cabo or whatever.

[Katie Nolan]

Well, there's one who comes.

[Pablo Torre]

Hope Dionysus is.

[Dan]

Yeah. Pope. Hilarious is like, I can. I got two shows of the Chuckle Hut.

[Katie Nolan]

Okay. I'm married to Alec Baldwin.

[Dan]

Nice. Wow.

[Katie Nolan]

Another bleak reality show about families. If you were looking for one.

[Pablo Torre]

Another person who was actually white and not Latin American.

[Dan]

Yes, that's true.

[Katie Nolan]

How you say. How you say.

[Pablo Torre]

Oh, you say.

[Dan]

But I mean, that's gonna be just. I'm just saying for Filipinos, that's going to be huge. Oh, my God, it's gonna be huge. And every.

[Katie Nolan]

At least you guys aren't gonna shut up. Up about it.

[Dan]

You're right.

[Pablo Torre]

I'm going to get merch.

[Katie Nolan]

Yeah. You guys would be super religious all of a sudden.

[Pablo Torre]

Going to Mass every day.

[Dan]

I'm in a pope hat 24 7. With my mom telling everybody. That's your cousin. She'd be telling everybody that we. I promise you. My mom's like, we know him. That's our friend.

[Pablo Torre]

I did already Google, like, Luis Antonio Tagle family tree.

[Dan]

I'm like, come on, I gotta be on here.

[Pablo Torre]

I gotta be on S3 dot com.

[Katie Nolan]

Check up on Ancestry, see if you became more Popey.

[Dan]

Damn, that is true, though. I'm going to be so Catholic. I'm going be more Catholic than anybody. I'm going to go all the way. I don't even know what that means.

[Katie Nolan]

Coming to Mass.

[Dan]

Oh, yeah.

[Katie Nolan]

Coming over to Mass.

[Dan]

Going to Mass every day. I'm having that day. The incense, this thing when you swing around, I'm going to have that.

[Katie Nolan]

They just. I don't think we're supposed to do that. I think that's for them to do.

[Pablo Torre]

Filipinos get to do that.

[Dan]

They're saying we can do it.

[Katie Nolan]

Cuz your cousin's the pope.

[Dan]

They're saying we can do it.

[Pablo Torre]

If you're cousins with the pope, you can swing the incense around.

[Dan]

Swing the thing around like a last.

[Katie Nolan]

Can I do the bell?

[Dan]

Yes. I'm empowering you to do that. Absolutely.

[Katie Nolan]

Yeah.

[Pablo Torre]

If you podcast with a Filipino, you also get to ring the bell.

[Katie Nolan]

Nepo Bell ringer.

[Pablo Torre]

What I found out today on this episode of Pallador Finds out a show by finding out some stuff is that you're not gonna hear out there. One of the segments we t. Thank God.

[Katie Nolan]

And what I learned today is to shut my mouth sometimes. We talked about too many things and most of them bad. And I won't be participating in any discourse around this episode. I probably won't even cross post any clips. I apologize to your lovely, wonderful production staff.

[Pablo Torre]

They're all asleep.

[Dan]

They haven't been there for hours. I learned today that some twins are really twinning it.

[Katie Nolan]

Yeah.

[Dan]

They're really going all the way.

[Katie Nolan]

And the others are lazy.

[Dan]

And the other. You know what? Try harder.

[Katie Nolan]

Step it up.

[Dan]

I always say Dan and Jeffrey bloom.

[Katie Nolan]

From my middle school school. And I also think high school. You're going after me. Which is actually just an annoying echo. So I feel like you need to.

[Pablo Torre]

Work a little bit on becoming.

[Katie Nolan]

Is it that I talk too fast?

[Dan]

Yours is more of a really quick parrot, you know, I mean, a parrot who's like, I got this. The type of, you know, like, parrot.

[Katie Nolan]

Did I say what I learned?

[Dan]

You did.

[Katie Nolan]

Okay, good.

[Pablo Torre]

Yep.

[Dan]

You want. Did you learn a second thing?

[Katie Nolan]

You can learn.

[Dan]

You can say anything you learned.

[Katie Nolan]

No.

[Dan]

I think I'm in charge now, right? Yeah.

[Pablo Torre]

Yeah, yeah. We're going to edit this into a Coors light musical number.

[Katie Nolan]

Love. 4am's too late for a burrito. 3am is dicey.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Katie Nolan]

2Am fine.

[Pablo Torre]

Burritos at 4am I love burritos at.

[Dan]

4Am is like I love having diarrhea.

[Katie Nolan]

At seven in the morning. I love pizza at 4am I'm not. Burritos at 4am is like, it more involved. You go home, you drunk, order a burrito. I don't know.

[Dan]

At 4am I have a burrito. Because what I like is gastrointestinal distress.

[Katie Nolan]

Yeah.

[Dan]

I want to be in constant pain.

[Katie Nolan]

I become a burrito.

[Dan]

Huh?

[Katie Nolan]

I roll up in my blanket.

[Dan]

Maybe that's what he means. Maybe he's kind of with cheese.

[Katie Nolan]

With cheese and beans and twins. And twins.

[Pablo Torre]

Pablo Torre finds out is produced by Walter Averoma, Ryan Cortez, Sam Dawig, Juan Galindo, Patrick Kim, neely Loman, Rob McRae, Rachel Miller, Howard Carl Scott, Matt Sullivan, Claire Taylor, Chris Tominiello and Juliet Warren. Our studio engineering by RG Systems. Our sound design by NGW Post. Our theme song, as always, by John Bravo. We will talk to you next time.