Pardon My Take: Brand New Dungeons And Dragons Campaign With Tim Woods And Nick Turani

Release Date: June 30, 2025

Introduction

In this special episode of Pardon My Take, hosted by Big Cat and PFT Commenter from Barstool Sports, the show takes a spirited detour from its usual sports-centric discussions to embark on an engaging Dungeons & Dragons (D&D) campaign. Joined by guest Tim Woods and fellow host Nick Turani, the team delves into a meticulously crafted adventure, showcasing their improvisational skills and camaraderie. This immersive session not only entertains but also highlights the collaborative storytelling that makes D&D a beloved pastime.

Character Creation and Team Dynamics

The episode kicks off with the creation of distinct characters, each bringing their unique traits to the table:

• Big Cat as Norm, the Human Barbarian

  • Notably declares his strength and commitment to the team.

• PFT Commenter as Wayne, the Hill Dwarf Bard

  • Balances support with some damage-dealing capabilities.

• Hank as Erlik, the Gnome Warlock

  • Emphasizes his dual role in healing and damage.

• Greg as Greg, the Human Paladin

  • Focuses on protection and support for the team.

• Nick Turani as Zach, the Human Cleric of the Storm God, Pound Found

  • Designed to provide healing while contributing to damage when needed.

Notable Quote:

Big Cat (00:02:16): "We have two and a half hours of Dungeons and Dragons with Tim Woods. Great, great episode."

Adventure Setup: The Dragon of Mount Speartop

Tim Woods introduces the adventure titled "The Dragon of Mount Speartop," a classic quest where a red fire-breathing dragon threatens local villages. The team is tasked with venturing to Mount Speartop to vanquish the dragon. The setting begins in the renowned city of Baldur's Gate, known for its stout defenses against such threats.

Key Points:

• Objective: Slay the dragon causing devastation.
• Location: From the well-protected Baldur's Gate to the perilous Mount Speartop.
• Strategy: The team can choose to gather information and supplies in town or head straight to the mountain.

Notable Quote:

PFT Commenter (07:31): "This is Tim Woods' original adventure. Normally I've been running canned adventures, but this is 100% Timwood's creation."

Early Encounters: Kobold Confrontations

As the team progresses, they encounter kobolds—small, cunning lizard-like creatures. Initial interactions involve intimidation attempts, distractions, and strategic eliminations of these minor threats. The team's ability to work together shines as they manage to incapacitate and eliminate the kobolds using a combination of physical attacks and magical spells.

Notable Quotes:

Big Cat (07:54): "I'm Snorlax."

Hank (09:04): "I want to check out the temple to see what Pound Found's got going on."

Gathering Intelligence and Preparing for the Dragon

Through interactions in the tavern and with the local temple, the team gathers crucial information about the dragon's movements and habitat. The discovery of spyglasses in the kobolds' possession reveals the dragon's likely location within the mountain. Additionally, the team secures enchanted equipment, such as the Greataxe of the Chill, which aids in their quest against the fiery beast.

Key Points:

• Information Gathering: Learning about the dragon's lair through hobbit testimonies.
• Equipment Upgrades: Enhancing their gear to better confront the dragon.

Notable Quote:

PFT Commenter (21:53): "You have a holographic Charizard, which will confuse the dragon when summoned."

Battle Preparations and Final Showdown

With the foundation laid, the team advances towards the dragon's lair, navigating through treacherous terrains and dealing with remaining kobold factions. The climactic battle unfolds as they face the dragon directly. Utilizing their unique abilities—raging, spellcasting, and strategic attacks—they work in unison to bring down the formidable foe. Despite taking some damage, the team's resilience and tactical prowess lead to the dragon's defeat.

Key Points:

• Teamwork: Coordinated attacks and support spells maximize their effectiveness.
• Resilience: Even after sustaining injuries, the team remains focused on their mission.
• Victory: The dragon is ultimately slain, securing the safety of the local villages.

Notable Quotes:

Big Cat (161:44): "I'm going to kill this dragon on the next turn."

Greg (159:48): "Let's smite."

PFT Commenter (162:04): "And so he is down to 11 HP left. Well done, Wayne."

Conclusion and Reflections

The episode concludes with the triumphant defeat of the dragon, showcasing the power of collaboration and strategic planning inherent in D&D gameplay. The hosts reflect on the adventure's highlights, emphasizing the importance of each team member's contributions. Tim Woods also shares information about his ongoing and upcoming D&D sessions, encouraging listeners to join and experience similar adventures.

Notable Quote:

PFT Commenter (162:27): "Greg is healing us all, ensuring we stay in the fight to defeat the dragon."

Final Thoughts

This episode of Pardon My Take stands out as a testament to the show's versatility and the hosts' passion for interactive storytelling. By seamlessly blending humor, strategy, and fantasy, Big Cat, PFT Commenter, Tim Woods, and Nick Turani deliver an unforgettable D&D experience that captivates both seasoned players and newcomers alike.

Notable Quote:

Big Cat (164:09): "We have to heal the tank... Let's heal ourselves and move on to defeat the dragon."

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