Comedian Adam Friedland, Daniel Jones QB1 Again, Mt Rushmore Of Things That Make Your Friends House Cool + Guys On Camp From Camp Barstool

Summary

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Pardon My Take Podcast Summary

Episode: Comedian Adam Friedland, Daniel Jones QB1 Again, Mt Rushmore Of Things That Make Your Friend’s House Cool + Guys On Camp (Camp Barstool)
Date: August 20, 2025
Hosts: Big Cat, PFT Commenter (Barstool Sports), plus the crew (Memes, Hank, Zach, Max)

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Episode Overview

This episode welcomes comedian and podcaster Adam Friedland in-studio for an in-depth, hilarious conversation about the evolution of his podcasting career, comedy, sports fandom, and the absurdities of modern media and politics. The show also features classic PMT segments including “Hot Seat, Cool Throne” (sports and culture news), the “Mt Rushmore” draft of the coolest things at friends’ houses, and a recap of guy dynamics at “Camp Barstool.” All of this is delivered with the hosts’ signature blend of banter, satire, and left-field humor.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Quarterback News: Daniel Jones & AFC Quarterback Chaos (03:00-10:00)

• Daniel Jones wins the starting job for the Indianapolis Colts, beating out Anthony Richardson.

  • PFT Commenter outlines how new coach Shane Steichen is on the hot seat and has picked the higher-floor, "fully baked" Daniel Jones over the rawer, higher-upside Richardson.
    • “He is an Ikea furniture project that you’ve laid out all the tools for, but haven’t started putting together.” (PFT, 04:59)
  • The hosts riff on the experience of rooting for Daniel Jones, likening it to owning a piece of furniture that "might not exactly look like the showroom model."
  • Sarcastic optimism: “I think he might be good. Better than you think. Daniel Jones.” (Memes, 03:51)
  • The chain reaction: if the Colts give Daniel Jones a big contract and stiff Jonathan Taylor, Taylor could go to the Eagles and "ruin everyone's dreams." (Memes, 07:10)

• Anthony Richardson’s agent is reportedly upset that the Colts are moving on so quickly. The crew speculates about early-career QB development, and jokes about positional changes (“try out tight end, see if you like it”).

• Joe Flacco is confirmed as starter for the Cleveland Browns and the hosts joke about the AFC North being the “division of quarterbacks” (Flacco, Rodgers, Lamar, Burrow), and how Super Bowl-winning QBs get infinite job security:

  • “If you win a Super Bowl, you get to be a quarterback until you're 50.” (PFT, 10:16)

• Matthew Stafford’s “death” conspiracy: A side bit about Twitter conspiracy theories that the Rams have replaced Stafford with a clone after an injury absence.

  • “Copy is never as good as the original.” (Memes, 11:32)

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2. Super Bowl in London? (11:47-23:32)

• Hank’s Hot Take: He doubles down on his controversial proposal for a Super Bowl hosted in London.

  • “We should have a Super Bowl in London.” (Hank, 12:04)
  • PFT/Big Cat/Memes passionately berate the idea, arguing it's "the most American thing" and should not be exported.
  • Logistics get shredded (time zones, travel), and the ongoing tradition and culture of the Super Bowl are cited.
  • Notable moment:
    • “To give that to another country is disgusting. I'm disgusted with you. I want to puke on you.” (PFT, 14:43)
  • Hank's argument is for globalization and new fans. He’s comically branded “Corporate Hank” and compared to Roger Goodell.

• Fan Experience:

  • Discussion on how international Super Bowls would make attending even less accessible for average fans.
  • Segue: Which NFL fanbases would have the least passports? (Jaguars, Raiders, Cardinals are top guesses.)

• Attempt at compromise: "What if we did one here, one there?" quickly devolves into jokes about aggregate scores and a “best of three” Super Bowl series.

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3. Quick Sports & CFB Updates (23:37-26:00)

• BYU’s new true freshman QB "Bear Bachmeyer," who wears #47, causing the hosts to riff on wacky football numbers and his brothers' animal-themed names.

• Auburn Football claims four more “national championships,” including retroactive ones from random years—a quintessential CFB tradition.

  • “Beauty of college sports: you can just claim whatever you want.” (Memes, 40:34)

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4. Hot Seat, Cool Throne (26:12-45:16)

Highlights:

• LeBron James (Hot Seat):
  • Hank ribs LeBron for golfing all summer instead of training.
    “I think that's something for when you're retired.” (Hank, 33:53)
• Justin Herbert (Cool Throne):
  • Spotted with Madison Beer—the hosts declare it’s QB1 behavior.
• Time Itself (Hot Seat):
  • John Kruk’s musing: “How did the person who invented the clock know what time it was?” (36:50)
  • The group loses it over the philosophical rabbit hole.
• Auburn Football’s fake nattys & three-QB system (Cool Throne)
• Tommy Pham (Hot Seat):
  • Bat-flipping, fighting, and getting stabbed; Tommy Pham is PMT’s favorite baseball maniac.
• Bowling Green’s 'Pudge the Cat' as live mascot is declared “the ultimate vibes pick.”
• Tulane Football’s 10,880 meatballs at fall camp
• Practice Squad News:
  • Desmond Watson (Buccaneers), his weight-loss journey, and the odd logistics of NFL roster building.

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5. Mt. Rushmore Draft: Things That Make Your Friend’s House Cool (48:02-59:06)

All-time nostalgia content, with everyone adding personal reflections.

Notable picks and quotes (w/ approximate timestamps):

• The Snack House: “Everyone knew the house that had the good snacks.” (Max, 50:42)
• Video Game Console House (especially forbidden or new releases)
• Pool & Trampoline House: Instant friend-magnet status.
• The Friend Whose Parents Let You Watch R-rated Movies
• Finished Basement: “You stay up the latest in that basement.” (Memes, 55:44)
• Toy Guns, Paintball Guns, Nerf Guns
• Basketball Hoop / Party Yard / Hot Sister / Hot Mom
  • “Never gonna sleep with hot sister, but it’s fun to think about.” (Memes, 57:14)
• Divorced Parents’ House: The party house with no rules.
• Honorable mentions: Go-karts, ping pong table, treehouse, and the house you could sneak out of.

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6. INTERVIEW: Adam Friedland (61:48-132:56)

Podcast and Comedy Career

• Adam reflects on the weird and wild ride from Cometown third mic ("least popular guy on a podcast for ugly men") to intellectual talk show host.

  • “I think it's the first time I've tried at something.” (63:06)

• Talks creative partnership with Nick Mullen and Stavros, transition periods, why they ended Cometown, and the origins of his “Adam Friedland Show.”

  • “Credit to Nick… history bends to his will.” (62:18)

• Adam’s interview approach: learning from Howard Stern and Joe Rogan, mixing flattery and self-deprecation, and the art of disarming guests.

• Riffs on infamous Cometown bits, moments of realizing old comedy was actually good, and the pitfalls of podcast irony.

Politics & Media Satire

• On how the political/media establishment tries to anoint “lefty internet” alternatives, with desperate hopes for figures like Adam or Stav.

  • “They have nothing. If it's me from Cometown, they don't have shit.” (84:15)

• Gags about industry plant offers, DNC/Saudi cash, and the hollow “strategy” of Dems (rainbow crosswalk vouchers, convoluted tax credits).

Sports Fandom & LeBron

• Arsenal fandom: long-suffering, self-aware, “I think it’s a reminder every year that you're going to die.” (109:54)
• Lakers and LeBron: ambivalent, admires ability but unmoved by the current iteration.
  • “It just doesn’t feel the same with him.” (115:26)
• LeBron’s funniest tics: “Why does he have to say he knew who Migos was, like, eight...”
• Extended discussion on how the internet and media changed sports discourse, the difference between MJ/Kobe and LeBron eras, and the brain-melting impact of being famous from age 15.

Absurdity, Satire, & PMT-Style Riffing

• Detailed stories about running into fans yelling “yo Adam, you’re bugged!” at inappropriate moments.
• “Suck a dick for a million dollars” and lost childhood games—riffing on podcasting as demented public performance.

Memorable Quotes:

• “If you win a Super Bowl, you get to be a quarterback till you’re 50.” (PFT, 10:16)
• “To give [the Super Bowl] to another country is disgusting. I'm disgusted with you. I want to puke on you.” (PFT, 14:43)
• “[Cometown] made us miserable. We had no idea.” (Adam Friedland, 64:10)
• “Now, if you try and you suck, it really hurts your feelings.” (Adam Friedland, 65:18)
• “I was a lazy guy. For a long time, I was the third mic on a come podcast.” (Adam Friedland, 63:07)
• “The way I ingratiate is to self-deprecate; that comes naturally to me.” (Adam Friedland, 69:50)
• “I'm a podcaster who lives in Brooklyn—who likes European soccer. Who supports Arsenal. That’s the worst thing you can be.” (Adam Friedland, 114:23)

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7. Guys on Camp: Camp Barstool Dynamics (133:52 onward)

• Updates from PMT at “Camp Barstool” (softball battles, Mountain Dew-fueled hijinks).
• A fan question section centered on actual camping (national parks), video game “camping” (hiding out for kills), and the etiquette on camping out for releases/events.

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• “He is an Ikea furniture project that you’ve laid out all the tools for, but haven’t started putting together.” (PFT, 04:59)
• “If you win a Super Bowl, you just get to be a quarterback till you're 50.” (PFT, 10:16)
• “To give that to another country is disgusting. I'm disgusted with you. I want to puke on you.” (PFT, 14:43)
• “Credit to Nick. History bends to his will.” (Adam Friedland, 62:18)
• “I'm a podcaster who lives in Brooklyn… who supports Arsenal. Who likes European soccer. That’s the worst thing you can be.” (Adam Friedland, 114:23)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Quarterbacks, AFC North shuffle: 03:00–10:00
• Super Bowl in London debate: 11:47–23:32
• Mt Rushmore: Friend’s House Coolness: 48:02–59:06
• Adam Friedland Interview: 61:48–132:56
• Camp Barstool Q&A & closing: 133:52–end

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Episode Vibes

Classic PMT: loose, rapid-fire, and irreverent. The arguments are intentionally absurd, the interviews alternately sincere and ridiculous, and the sports commentary walks a line between actual analysis and parodic speculation. Adam Friedland blends seamlessly into this world, oscillating between stand-up-level bits and genuine reflection on podcasting and culture.

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Summary prepared for those who haven't listened: you'll grasp the episode’s comedy, its sharp sports satire, and the loose, conversational chaos that’s made Pardon My Take an institution.

Transcript

[PFT Commenter]

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[Big Cat]

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[Memes]

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[Hank]

Things that make your friend's house cool.

[PFT Commenter]

Yes, things that make your friend's house cool. We have guys on camp. Is that correct? Guys on Camp?

[Adam Friedland]

Great show.

[PFT Commenter]

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[Big Cat]

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[PFT Commenter]

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[Memes]

Indiana Jones.

[PFT Commenter]

Indiana Jones. So Daniel Jones has won the QB battle in Indianapolis.

[Memes]

That 2014 AFC finalist banner belongs in a museum.

[PFT Commenter]

Oh, man, I. I feel like Giants fans should. Should make a presentation for. For the Colts.

[Memes]

Yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

Being like, hey, here's what you're about to experience.

[Memes]

So we've noticed.

[PFT Commenter]

It's an experience.

[Memes]

So we notice that you're dealing with acute bout of Daniel Jones as your starting quarterback. You can call me crazy. I think he might be good. Better than. Better than you think. Daniel Jones.

[PFT Commenter]

Okay, here is why he was in.

[Memes]

The room with Kevin OConnell.

[PFT Commenter]

Here's why I'm nervous about Daniel Jones. Well, the obvious. He's Daniel Jones. That would be stating the very obvious. I believe this is a decision made under duress by Shane Sten for very on the hot. Very much on the hot seat. And he basically is in the worst place you want to be is an organization where it's like, I'm going to get fired. I got to find a way to eke out like six or seven wins. And Anthony Richardson has struggled, but he obviously probably has more upside. At least he's still.

[Big Cat]

He.

[PFT Commenter]

People could still sell themselves on Anthony Richardson, but Daniel Jones gives you a higher floor.

[Memes]

I think. I think Anthony Richardson might be younger than some of the rookies this year.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Memes]

So he is definitely younger than Shador. Yeah, he's still definitely. He's. He's a project. Not completed project. Not even really like he's a project that you have given consideration to starting.

[PFT Commenter]

He is an Ikea furniture project that you've laid out all of the tools. You haven't started putting anything together.

[Memes]

What the fuck kind of wrench is this?

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Oh, shit.

[Memes]

Did I.

[PFT Commenter]

You hear that? Like the drop of a. Of a piece of hardware. You're like, fuck Where'd that go?

[Memes]

I lost something.

[Big Cat]

Oh, no.

[Memes]

You turn to page two and you're like, I don't have this. I don't have this piece. Yeah, it's not here.

[PFT Commenter]

Throw. Throwing with touch. I don't have this piece.

[Memes]

Daniel Jones would be a project that you. You reach the end of and you're like, he's like fully baked.

[PFT Commenter]

Oh, this.

[Memes]

And then you've got 90 pieces left.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Memes]

That you didn't use when you constructed it. And you're like, this is going to break.

[PFT Commenter]

And. And you're also like, this is not looking what it looked like in the showroom.

[Memes]

Not at all.

[PFT Commenter]

Like, I thought I bought one thing.

[Memes]

Yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

It's basically seeing a commercial for a cheeseburger and then getting it at a drive thru.

[Memes]

I went to I Purch Manning. I thought I got a Manning and it's a Simeon.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

What.

[PFT Commenter]

What just happened here? I had the Brooks Brother Manning model. And yeah, we. We ended up with a city.

[Memes]

And that's TJ Maxx.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Memes]

So, I mean, Daniel Jones, when I say he's gonna be good, I, I would be shocked if he was like a Pro bowl level quarterback, but I think he could be serviceable.

[PFT Commenter]

Don't. There could be like seven or eight people who opt out of the Pro Bowl.

[Memes]

It's true. Tyler Huntley.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Memes]

But I. You know what I'm saying? Like, I don't think he's going to be one of the better quarterbacks in the afc, but I do think he could be good enough to win like eight games.

[Big Cat]

He.

[PFT Commenter]

I mean, Daniel Jones has had a good year.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Memes]

So, you know, it'd be very funny.

[Hank]

Fast.

[PFT Commenter]

He is fast.

[Memes]

He is fastest quarterback and. Well, not inside the 20. He's got like a quarterback field at the 20.

[Big Cat]

Daniel.

[Memes]

That is true.

[Big Cat]

By the way.

[PFT Commenter]

Did you see this is totally off.

[Memes]

Not Daniels.

[PFT Commenter]

Not Daniels. But Daniel. Did you totally sideways here? But did you see we're getting the first Bob in the. In Major league baseball in 15 years.

[Memes]

That's great. We had.

[PFT Commenter]

We haven't had a bob in 15 years.

[Memes]

A bob drought.

[PFT Commenter]

A. A Tampa Bay Ray is named Bob.

[Memes]

I love that there's a lot of.

[PFT Commenter]

Bobs in baseball history, but 15 years, a lot of Bob. What happened?

[Memes]

Way too long.

[PFT Commenter]

What about boss?

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Memes]

Itty bitty titties in the Bob. Itty bitty titties in the Bob.

[PFT Commenter]

So I wonder what those girls are up to these days.

[Memes]

Probably killing it.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

They're girl bosses. Absolutely.

[Memes]

But I think with Daniel Jones, the funniest Possible outcome would be if he played, like, kind of. Okay, maybe got to the playoffs. Then they gave him a big contract and they didn't give Jonathan Taylor a new contract. And then Jonathan Taylor went to the Eagles and ruined everyone's dreams.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah, that would.

[Big Cat]

That would.

[PFT Commenter]

That feels like that could happen.

[Memes]

Now, Anthony Richardson, him and his agent, they're not happy with.

[Big Cat]

What? Why?

[Memes]

Because the Colts, they feel like the Colts are giving up on them.

[PFT Commenter]

Oh, that makes sense.

[Memes]

I say maybe they're not giving up on him. Maybe they're just encouraging him to kind of, you know, he didn't get a full college experience. He was a young kid. Maybe he needs to do more experimenting.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Memes]

Maybe try out tight end, see if you like it.

[PFT Commenter]

Oh, you're getting on your bill poly.

[Memes]

And getting a little freaky. I don't know. But there is a chance that, you know, something happens. Maybe Daniel Jones doesn't play well at all. And then Shane Steichen, being a coach that needs to save his job, he's like, if I. If I put Richardson in and he happens to play really well, maybe I can stick around for.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah, you do have the. Yeah, you have the Anthony Richardson button that you can press.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

Which, whereas the Daniel Jones button is not as fun.

[Memes]

No, it just isn't. It's not really even a button. No, it's just like a. A. A curtain that you pull down by hand. Yeah, it comes out.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah, it's the old window in the car that you're cranking.

[Memes]

Yeah, it's a crank window.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Memes]

So. Yeah, that was. I think we said that that was going to happen, right? Yeah, we thought that it was going to be Daniel Jones. Who knows? Maybe he did get fixed in Minnesota.

[PFT Commenter]

Dj, if I were a g. If the agent was mad, I would just play dumb. Like, why are you mad? Yeah, well, you're not playing my. My quarterback.

[Big Cat]

Like.

[PFT Commenter]

Oh, okay.

[Memes]

But, you know.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah, I. I guess you thought that.

[Memes]

We were gonna play.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah, just like. All right, well, we'll look at it. I'll get back to you.

[Memes]

That's. That sounds like it says, that's a you problem. Yeah, we're thinking that we're gonna do that.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah. See why you triggered, bro?

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

Why are you triggered about this? We got a golf cart going by.

[Memes]

We're at Camp Barstool, and then the Browns.

[PFT Commenter]

Browns.

[Memes]

As expected by us, Joe Flacco is starting the season for the Cleveland Browns. Did you see that Stabler was at Cleveland Browns practice? Stabler? Elliot Stabler from svu.

[PFT Commenter]

Okay.

[Memes]

Literally from svu. Was at the Cleveland Browns practice today on the sideline, watching.

[PFT Commenter]

What was he doing? Just hanging out.

[Memes]

I. I thought maybe they're filming an episode.

[PFT Commenter]

It might be, I don't know, some Browns. That could be enough.

[Memes]

20, 25 Browns, presented by Dick Wolf.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah, the. The Browns now, like, I hope Joe Flacco goes back to the, to the playoffs. And they're like, what'd you do that last. What'd you do that middle Flacco year?

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

Why didn't you have Flacco? Yeah, you had Flacco. You let go, Flacco go. Flaco's back. It's always been Joe Flacco.

[Memes]

I'm rooting for Flacco.

[PFT Commenter]

Something about that spiral.

[Memes]

He's both an entertainer and a competitor.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

It is funny. Now, looking at AFC north quarterbacks. Flacco Rogers, Lamar Burrow.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Memes]

Is it the division of quarterbacks?

[PFT Commenter]

Division of quarterbacks. Listen, two guys have. The two old guys have. Have Super Bowls.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

The young guys haven't done it.

[Memes]

That's true. They both had the exact same number of Super Bowls. People forget that.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

It is funny too. Like, looking at. I. I tweeted that. I think I said it last week. The quarterback ages where I changed Jordan Love's age. But seeing the bottom, where it's like, if you win a Super bowl, you just get to be a quarterback till you're 50.

[Memes]

Exactly.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Memes]

It's pretty.

[PFT Commenter]

People will always be like, well, you won a Super Bowl.

[Memes]

And Speaking as a 40 year old, it's important that I see a guy like Joe Flacco out there representing me.

[PFT Commenter]

That's facts.

[Memes]

We could still play in the NFL.

[PFT Commenter]

Other quarterback news. Matthew Stafford might have died.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Memes]

I fully believe that. What the, what the Rams have done in that room, the table that they had, what was it called again? It was immortal table.

[PFT Commenter]

I think it was. I think it was a milking table. A human charger.

[Memes]

The human charger is actually just a cloning machine.

[PFT Commenter]

It was one of those 3D.

[Memes]

They 3D printed a quarterback.

[PFT Commenter]

You know, you have the iPhone charger, and then you can buy like the pad that you just rest it on. And it never charges as fast as the. The cord. He has the pad. So we need to put the cord up his butt.

[Memes]

But I don't know if that's actually Matt Stafford. Right.

[PFT Commenter]

So. So, so a hashtag started, Matthew Stafford died. Or Stafford died weeks ago. And people are running with the theory that he's dead and this is a clone because he finally was at practice on Monday I'm not saying I. I don't believe it.

[Memes]

I do.

[PFT Commenter]

There's a 1% chance I believe it.

[Memes]

Avril Lavigne.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

I wonder if he was good.

[Memes]

So see you later, boy.

[PFT Commenter]

Do we think this bad. Stafford's good.

[Memes]

I don't think he's gonna be as good. Copy is never as good as the original. Yeah, some sequels are pretty good.

[PFT Commenter]

Hank, you. You alluded to you have a hot take. You said you have a take that you wanted to get off.

[Hank]

I want to double down.

[PFT Commenter]

Okay. And what is it?

[Memes]

Oh, no. I know what he's gonna say. Go for it, Patriots.

[Hank]

Nope. Well, that too, but no, we talked about the.

[PFT Commenter]

Oh, no, you come on, dude, we're gonna lose fans.

[Hank]

No, we're not. We should gain fans. It's a football field. It's the same dimensions. It's the same place. People are have it so twisted where it's like, if we want this to be the biggest event in the world, we should have it.

[Memes]

I don't saying people might have missed Monday's show.

[Big Cat]

Hold on.

[Hank]

More people are getting upset with me. The more like they like, oh, play football in America.

[PFT Commenter]

Take points away.

[Big Cat]

Football away.

[PFT Commenter]

It's a football for people who missed Monday's show. Hank.

[Hank]

There's no difference.

[PFT Commenter]

Thinks that we should have a Super bowl in London.

[Hank]

I didn't really care when I said it, but then the reaction really, really made me.

[Memes]

That's a great sign of maturity to not actually believe your take. But then when people get mad at you, you're like, well, I was like.

[PFT Commenter]

I said, how was the reaction? I said to suck my dick from the back. And then you went online. You're like, oh, people don't like this.

[Hank]

Well, yeah, but you guys say that to anything.

[PFT Commenter]

No.

[Big Cat]

Poo. Poo. Poo, poo.

[Memes]

Are you fresh now, Hank, listen, the super bowl is played in America. It's played on a football field in America.

[PFT Commenter]

Not on a soccer field. Exactly. Point us.

[Hank]

No, they can bring in football fields. Turf master.

[Memes]

Oh, yeah, those always work.

[PFT Commenter]

Shout out to one guy who, like maybe 12 hours after the show came out on Monday, tweeted me so confidently being like, what don't you understand? They'll play the game at 6pm, like Eastern time. It will just be one 1pm in London.

[Memes]

No, it won't.

[PFT Commenter]

No, it won't.

[Memes]

It's going to be 11 o' clock at night.

[PFT Commenter]

It's gonna be playing a game at midnight.

[Memes]

It's gonna be 11 o' clock at night, which is gonna suck everyone's clock Is going to be screwed up. That's associated with the game. That's playing in the game. The. The super bowl is played. Don't roll your eyes, America. He's rolling your eyes By American teams. It belongs in America. It does not belong over. It does not belong overseas. Because you're making me so mad, Hank, because your take is so wildly incorrect that. What has Europe ever done?

[Hank]

Why do they have football games there in the first place?

[Memes]

What has Europe done to this?

[Hank]

Why they football games?

[Memes]

Answer me this.

[Hank]

Why do we get in Brazil?

[Memes]

We don't mean that.

[Hank]

Why do we play games in London?

[PFT Commenter]

Dude, exactly.

[Adam Friedland]

What exactly.

[Memes]

You know what? You either die one of the Brady 4 or you live long enough to become a goodell. And hankadel, you've become a goodell.

[PFT Commenter]

You're a corporate Hank. Corporate.

[Big Cat]

Hank.

[PFT Commenter]

Put a suit on for. For Friday show again. Hank, you do have a desk again. That was actually jarring to see. Hank hasn't had a desk in like a year and a half. And I just walked by yesterday. He like, what the are you doing? You're sitting in a chair. He's like, yeah, I got a desk. Hank, the super bowl, I would say football field. I would make the argument the super bowl is the most important thing we do as a country.

[Big Cat]

We.

[PFT Commenter]

We create the super bowl. Every year we have a season, a football season that creates the super bowl. To give that to another country is disgusting. I'm disgusted with you. I want to puke on you.

[Hank]

Listen, I know it's good. You guys get, you know, pro America, like, you pander sign pro america, bro.

[Memes]

Yeah, no, it's kind of pro American.

[PFT Commenter]

But it's more just like, better for the sport.

[Hank]

It's better for this show. It's better for us. It's better for everyone.

[Big Cat]

Hank, why don't we.

[PFT Commenter]

Why the don't we play the masters in. In England?

[Adam Friedland]

That is literally worst example.

[Memes]

They don't have football.

[Hank]

You could have said the u. S. Open because that's played at a different venue every year.

[Adam Friedland]

The masters.

[PFT Commenter]

You'd want the US Open if we played in england.

[Hank]

Well, no, they have the open.

[PFT Commenter]

Okay, well, they have week eight, Jaguars versus titans.

[Memes]

Hank, what about the final four? Would you like to see that overseas, too?

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah, you probably would, you sick pervert.

[Hank]

No, they don't have colleges.

[PFT Commenter]

Oh, they don't have college teams there.

[Hank]

But they have NFL games there. They don't play.

[PFT Commenter]

Okay, they play. Yeah, they play college games.

[Memes]

They sure do.

[Big Cat]

They.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah, for sure.

[Big Cat]

They.

[PFT Commenter]

They played on the aircraft carrier. Yeah, International Waters, bro.

[Memes]

They don't have colleges in Europe. Is. Is one of the best.

[PFT Commenter]

You actually.

[Hank]

They're universities.

[PFT Commenter]

You actually.

[Hank]

The unis.

[PFT Commenter]

I don't. Zach.

[Zach]

I could see how it could open up to more fans.

[Big Cat]

Let's quit.

[Memes]

Let's quit a new podcast.

[Big Cat]

Walk out. We're.

[PFT Commenter]

We're done with you guys.

[Memes]

Pardon my America. Hank, listen, it's okay to take pride.

[Adam Friedland]

In your country game.

[Hank]

You're gonna watch it the same way. You're gonna enjoy the same.

[Big Cat]

It's not.

[Memes]

Here's why it's not.

[Adam Friedland]

It is.

[Memes]

No, it's not. Because it is, because time zones. Because then all of a sudden, all of a sudden, travel becomes a real.

[PFT Commenter]

Issue for Super Bowl.

[Memes]

It becomes the. The culture over there becomes. You know how long.

[Hank]

How far away is on this, Hank?

[Memes]

You know how long Super Bowl.

[Hank]

Oh, it takes six hours to get.

[Memes]

To shut the up.

[Hank]

It's an extra two hours.

[Big Cat]

Shut the up.

[Memes]

That. What's the difference? Because American cities have planned for super. We know how to do Super Bowls.

[Big Cat]

Yes.

[Memes]

Well, they don't know how to do that overseas.

[PFT Commenter]

What if we just did this? What if you just go, go, go to England and play? And also, by the way, someone was said that you. If you think you can play golf in England in February.

[Hank]

I said the whole time it had nothing to do with golf.

[PFT Commenter]

But it does.

[Memes]

But you didn' that it's February.

[PFT Commenter]

You don't mean that it's February.

[Hank]

I do mean that.

[PFT Commenter]

You don't mean that you should want. You should want Super Bowls in America in warm weather climates where you can play golf.

[Memes]

I.

[Hank]

That would be selfish of me. And I'm not selfish. I care about the show. I care about growing the show. I care about growing the beautiful game of football, which we all love.

[Memes]

I heard from a bunch of awls over in England saying, hank, keep it in America.

[PFT Commenter]

Yep, I heard the same thing.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Max]

PFT said pardon my America, which is actually like anti America America.

[Big Cat]

Yep.

[Max]

That's like what like a lib would say to someone who's like, very anti.

[PFT Commenter]

Shut up, Max.

[Memes]

Yeah, Max, you. You don't want the super bowl overseas either.

[Max]

No, I do. I think it'd be fun.

[Memes]

No, you wouldn't know what time to put the show out. You're still trying to figure out what.

[Max]

Time I figured out I would have more time to put out the show.

[PFT Commenter]

How much is Goodell paying you guys? Seriously? Because, I mean, you don't have to.

[Hank]

Worry about Goodell paying. It's this guy, right?

[PFT Commenter]

I thought so. I thought that until this whole weird thing you're doing, you're maybe. You know what?

[Big Cat]

Pft.

[PFT Commenter]

They're just going through a phase. They're lashing out. They want to do a little bra.

[Hank]

You guys are lashing.

[PFT Commenter]

We're not lashing out.

[Hank]

You're closed minded. And you're not realizing the world we live in today.

[Memes]

I think Hank just realizes that the Patriots won't be in a Super bowl. So he doesn't care. He's like, yes, we'll be in a.

[Hank]

Super bowl before the Commanders.

[Memes]

No, we. That's not true either. You want to double down?

[Big Cat]

No. Double down.

[Max]

Double down.

[Adam Friedland]

Double down.

[PFT Commenter]

Double down.

[Memes]

I don't think I can afford to double down $50,000.

[PFT Commenter]

Double down. Put your money where your mouth is.

[Hank]

What would that mean?

[Memes]

Talk is cheap.

[Big Cat]

Hold on, hold on.

[PFT Commenter]

Double down. But if there's a Super bowl in England in the next 10 years, your. Your. Your debt is wiped clean.

[Memes]

If there's a Super bowl in England.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Memes]

You're not going to wipe that debt.

[Big Cat]

No.

[PFT Commenter]

He gets an out.

[Memes]

If the super bowl is in England, then you have to pay me in British pounds.

[Max]

I think there'll be more money.

[Memes]

You never know.

[Big Cat]

What?

[PFT Commenter]

That's.

[Memes]

That's actually very anti American.

[PFT Commenter]

Do you not believe in our dollar? You don't believe in our dollar?

[Memes]

In the US Dollar.

[Max]

Currency.

[Memes]

Brexit.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Memes]

Max always thinks that the pounds are way higher than you thought they'd be looking at the scale, buddy.

[PFT Commenter]

Zach, what did you think about that one?

[Zach]

I think everybody.

[PFT Commenter]

Weights fluctuate.

[Adam Friedland]

Everybody.

[PFT Commenter]

Zach, he's not in this conversation. He's just sitting here like a neutral observer. Okay. What? Max.

[Max]

I. I have nothing to say.

[PFT Commenter]

Okay, that's what I thought.

[Hank]

The field would look the same.

[PFT Commenter]

No, no, no. It won't feel. It's raining there.

[Big Cat]

Dude. They have don't.

[PFT Commenter]

No, they don't.

[Big Cat]

I think they do.

[Memes]

You know what? You know what won't be the same? They won't serve beer. They don't serve beer during soccer games.

[Max]

Yeah, they did serve beer at football game.

[Memes]

Shut the up, Max.

[Max]

I'm the only one who's been to a football game in London in this room.

[Memes]

So would you want the super bowl there?

[PFT Commenter]

Did they have a dome?

[Max]

It was fun. I would like to go back.

[Hank]

Was it in a dome?

[Max]

It was not in the dome.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah, they don't have domes.

[Max]

Listen, throw a tarp on the roof.

[Memes]

If you want to play. If you want to play Commanders Dolphins in Madrid during the regular season, that's fine.

[PFT Commenter]

Have at it. No, One cares.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Hank]

That's like a Super bowl in Madrid would be awesome, too.

[Memes]

No, it wouldn't.

[PFT Commenter]

You just never want the super bowl in America again. I don't care.

[Hank]

It's a neutral site every year.

[Memes]

You want in China?

[PFT Commenter]

China.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

You do you do you want to.

[Hank]

No.

[Big Cat]

No.

[PFT Commenter]

How about Jacksonville? Yes.

[Memes]

Huh?

[PFT Commenter]

That sounds good.

[Max]

Jacksonville's basically a different country.

[Memes]

No, Jacksonville is the Australia of the United States.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah, exactly. We did.

[Memes]

That'll kill you. Everyone there is a convict.

[PFT Commenter]

We did a. We did an abroad super bowl last year in New Orleans. Yeah, she is French as.

[Hank]

I like New Orleans.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah, I do, too. That's what I'm saying. It's a different country also.

[Memes]

You ever thought about this? The fans. The fans, Hank.

[Big Cat]

Yep.

[Hank]

This is the other point that also is just. People are full of. Normal fans are priced out of the super bowl already.

[Memes]

But some of them still go to the city.

[PFT Commenter]

Some of them still go, but it's.

[Hank]

But they could.

[Adam Friedland]

Like.

[Hank]

It's already way too expensive.

[PFT Commenter]

I disagree with. God.

[Hank]

It was in 2013.

[Memes]

It was like six.

[Hank]

Like I've ever gone, like.

[Big Cat]

And do a big.

[Hank]

But it's the same thing. You could still save up and go to one.

[Memes]

Not everybody has Daddy Portnoy getting you into the game saying, I had to pay.

[Hank]

I had to pay Dave five grand out of my own pocket when I had no money in my name. I had to pay him like, 200 bucks a paycheck for like four months, max.

[PFT Commenter]

Were there regular fans?

[Max]

I. Yeah, okay.

[PFT Commenter]

Thank you. But rest our case.

[Max]

I did those same.

[Hank]

Regular fans could go to.

[Memes]

No, no, they don't pass. Because you think the Phillips city of.

[PFT Commenter]

Philadelphia has a passport?

[Max]

Yeah, I have a passport.

[Big Cat]

Oh, there you go.

[Memes]

Max, you don't live in the city of Philadelphia.

[Adam Friedland]

That's true, but.

[Memes]

Yeah. Hey, that you. So it's already super expensive to go to the game if you buy a tick. What about getting to. You want them to pay an additional, like, $7,000 to go to the game?

[PFT Commenter]

7,000. What team's fan base has the least amount of passports? Is it the Jaguars?

[Memes]

Raiders.

[Big Cat]

Right?

[PFT Commenter]

Raiders.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

Jaguars.

[Memes]

Cardinals is a good one.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

[Memes]

Let's see. Maybe.

[PFT Commenter]

No, because I was thinking, like.

[Memes]

Like, Bills definitely do.

[PFT Commenter]

Bills definitely do. Right? Like anything on the border. Vikings. Packers. Yeah, I would.

[Memes]

I would say the RA prior to the LA move. Steelers, maybe Steelers fans. Yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

Could be up there.

[Memes]

This is Steelers.

[PFT Commenter]

Someone's just. Someone's just.

[Memes]

Yeah, I'm gonna.

[PFT Commenter]

Someone's just banging because they're so upset with what Hank's doing.

[Memes]

That's Danny Conrad.

[Zach]

Is there a world of compromise where.

[PFT Commenter]

It'S like one here, one there? What did you say?

[Zach]

Is there a world of compromise where it's one here, one there?

[PFT Commenter]

Flip third. Why do we have to compromise? Why do we have to compromise with England?

[Zach]

But hear me out.

[PFT Commenter]

Then there won a war for it.

[Zach]

Then there's possibly two a series situation.

[PFT Commenter]

What do you mean?

[Zach]

Super Bowl Sunday twice. One here, one there.

[Memes]

You mean two Super Bowls in one.

[Zach]

Year, like home and home one here.

[Memes]

Turning into soccer. It's on aggregate now. God, a road touchdown.

[PFT Commenter]

I would take it. I would take. I would take a best of three. Super Bowl. Yeah, that would actually rock. In aggregate. Yeah, or aggregate. That would actually rock.

[Memes]

I. I just. I don't like an extra football. I just don't like the idea. Listen, you might call me too patriotic. I'll wear that close minded. Yeah, whatever you want to call me. I. I think that the super bowl should be in America.

[PFT Commenter]

At least we're not fucking that just suck off Roger Goodell.

[Hank]

I mean that's. I mean, you know, I literally got.

[PFT Commenter]

Arrested a long time ago. Yeah, long time ago. All right. What else do we have? That was good, good, good. I think we almost.

[Memes]

I actually we've covered everything.

[PFT Commenter]

We might have gotten supreme debate there.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, we did.

[PFT Commenter]

Feelings could have gotten hurt. Well, I think we all got in a chest.

[Hank]

I appreciate Zach, Zach, Zach having my back there.

[Memes]

I got the first time. I got one more news story.

[PFT Commenter]

Okay.

[Memes]

Before we get into the rest of the show. It's just BYU's new starting quarterback.

[Big Cat]

Yes.

[Memes]

So they named a true freshman their starting quarterback. He wears number 47.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Memes]

He better be running people over like this. Better. This better be a Taysom hill like the 40s.

[Hank]

No, different number.

[Big Cat]

What?

[Hank]

Come on. 41. I don't know if that was the tick tock number.

[Memes]

All right, so this guy's a true freshman. He's going to wear 47. I'll say this, I'm gonna hate it, but if he's good, it's gonna be awesome. It's gonna be great as a college quarter. NFL, it's not going to work. His name is Bear.

[PFT Commenter]

Bear.

[Memes]

B E A R. His name is Bear Bachmeyer.

[Big Cat]

Oh, that.

[PFT Commenter]

Wait, he's Hank's younger brother. Well, all right.

[Memes]

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

[PFT Commenter]

This guy.

[Memes]

You ruined.

[PFT Commenter]

You. I can't be here by this family anymore.

[Big Cat]

You ruined.

[Memes]

You ruined the setup.

[Big Cat]

Why?

[Memes]

His name is Bear Bachmyer. His older brother is named Tiger Bachmire.

[Big Cat]

Okay?

[Memes]

And then their oldest brother is Hank.

[PFT Commenter]

Can't do it.

[Memes]

But the pair. I was just thinking about the parents. When they have their, their firstborn child, they had to be thinking, like, we're going to name them like, Tiger and Bear and shit. And then the baby comes down. They're like, not this one.

[PFT Commenter]

I can't.

[Memes]

This one. This one's a Hank.

[PFT Commenter]

I'm sorry I cut you off, but I.

[Hank]

Government name.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

The last name is triggering to me. Is Hank Backmire still in college? I'm sure he is. He's gonna. I'm going, no, he's not. I'm gonna bet a game on a Saturday.

[Memes]

He's definitely not.

[PFT Commenter]

Turn it on. And they're gonna be like, Hank Bachmeyer.

[Memes]

I think that was too long ago. I don't think. I don't think his brother's still in college.

[Hank]

It's also probably a family. Like it's named after Tiger is still in college. No, I'm saying, like, they probably named. They probably had to name Henry after, you know, relative. Keep the, Keep the name in the family. And then they're just like it.

[Memes]

I just think they met the first baby and they're like, nah, this is a. Probably a soccer fan. We're gonna name him Hank. And then second one. Yeah. Tiger is now at Stanford, I believe, which is pretty cool. The most famous guy named Tiger to ever go to Stanford.

[PFT Commenter]

I'm checking Hank Pochmire eligibility, I think 2024.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[PFT Commenter]

He's done.

[Zach]

I believe so.

[PFT Commenter]

He's done. We're done. He played 2019 through 2024. He played a lot of college, but.

[Memes]

I think Bear, I think he's a true freshman, so he's probably also the youngest starting quarterback in byu.

[PFT Commenter]

I'm gonna give Bear one chance. Yeah, I'm already set on Bear.

[Hank]

You can't big out. You put. You put hard earned money on a, on a team and you see a quarterback coming out wearing number 47.

[Memes]

You don't like 47? I like it. It's a great brand. You're right on the side of our hats right now.

[Hank]

It's a great brand, great hats, terrible number for a quarterback.

[PFT Commenter]

By the way, speaking of college football, congratulations to Auburn Tigers.

[Memes]

Oh, that was going to be my.

[PFT Commenter]

Oh, sorry. Yeah, we can get to it then. All right, well, then let's do it. Let's get to our hot seat cool throne because you got more stuff to talk about. And then we'll do our Mount Rushmore. Hot seat cool throne is brought to you by game Time. Can someone look up a game for me this week?

[Memes]

Thanks. Got it.

[PFT Commenter]

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[Big Cat]

What do you got? Hold on. Okay.

[Memes]

I love Game Time, though. I just used Game Time last week. I bought tickets to Commander's Chiefs.

[PFT Commenter]

I used Game Time yesterday. Yeah, game got rained out, but I used it.

[Memes]

Great app.

[PFT Commenter]

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[Hank]

Go to a Chicago Stars game.

[PFT Commenter]

Okay.

[Hank]

This Friday, the Courage at The Chicago Stars 19.

[Memes]

You love the Stars. Love that.

[PFT Commenter]

Okay, so use Game Time and redeem code PMT for $20 off. We're also brought to you by Mountain Dew. That's why we're here. Nothing says summer like camp, like softball, like late games like Mountain Dew. And nothing goes better with all those activities and hanging with your friends in the refreshing, citrusy kick of Mountain Dew. New cans. Nostalgia. I'm gonna take one right now.

[Memes]

I'll take one right now, too.

[Big Cat]

I've been.

[PFT Commenter]

I've been. I've been having Dew all day. So delicious. Camp day one, been great.

[Memes]

Softball, awesome time.

[PFT Commenter]

Contentious, but fun. Max, any thoughts on softball while we're talking about Mountain Dew?

[Max]

Yeah, no, I got. I was. I was mad.

[Memes]

Did you get shelled?

[Adam Friedland]

You guys were lame.

[PFT Commenter]

Okay? Why? Why were we lame?

[Max]

Because you went up looking for walks in slow pitch softball.

[PFT Commenter]

Well, you couldn't.

[Memes]

You can't.

[Max]

There were 10 pitches that were like an inch off the plate that you guys were.

[PFT Commenter]

You missed them all.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Max]

That's so lame.

[PFT Commenter]

Also, let's put a poll.

[Memes]

Let's throw strikes.

[Max]

Is it cool for people to go up looking for walks in the first inning of SoCal?

[Big Cat]

But.

[PFT Commenter]

But also in the poll, when the guy can't pitch, the pitches were right next to the strike. So it has been great here. Mountain Dew. I have a spin zone for you, Max, as you guys did lose the softball game there was a little. Little back and forth contention going on about seven innings. Nine innings. Thankfully, we went to nine because otherwise Hank would have walked you off.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Max]

Slow pitch softball. Like there's like.

[PFT Commenter]

I don't know. I thought that would help. I guess it didn't. Well, this is why we're here. Camp Barstool Mountain Dew. Get. Get everyone fired up. We're gonna be live after the yak on two on Wednesday and Thursday as well. More games to come. The mountain is calling experience the refreshing citrus kick. A Mountain Dew. Grab one today.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[PFT Commenter]

Hot sequel Throne. Oh, by the way, pft. That was a fun Monday Night Football game.

[Memes]

It was a very fun Monday.

[PFT Commenter]

Said something about that.

[Memes]

No, it was great. It had pretty much everything. I was looking for Bill Jacori. Crosky. Merit. I told you guys about him right after we visited Ashburn. This dude is smooth. He's got a great first cut. He's fast. He's got not a lot of wear on his tires because he didn't play last season college football. And he changed his name and he changed. Well, his name's Bill. He goes by Bill. His mom calls him Bill. I'm not gonna say why, because involves Bill Cosby. But his name's Bill and he's awesome.

[PFT Commenter]

You didn't say why.

[Memes]

And I love him. And he was. He looked awesome last night. He was a lot of fun to watch. And then Jane Daniels is still very, very fast, very good at quarterback. And he needs to learn how to slide, especially in preseason games because that was scary for me. But then he went and he redeemed himself because after Bill scored his touchdown, Jaden sprints across the field. Because. Because Bill, like spiked it and got rid of the ball. Jaden had the presence mind, grabbed that ball, got it back for his teammate. Here's your first NFL touchdown. That's leadership. Debo looked very fast. He looked very skinny.

[PFT Commenter]

What did you say? Fast, fast, fast.

[Memes]

He got. He got skinny through the hole.

[Big Cat]

Yep.

[Memes]

To the crease. And Sam Hartman didn't.

[Big Cat]

No.

[Memes]

Sam Hartman. Really good looking guy.

[PFT Commenter]

Happy birthday. Happy birthday. How did Terry play?

[Memes]

Terry is. Was resting.

[PFT Commenter]

How were we at with Terry?

[Memes]

I'm actually more confident now than I was last week.

[PFT Commenter]

You were at 110 because I think.

[Memes]

Jaden Daniels, when he was asked about Terry and he was like, yeah, it's just a matter of time before he comes in the door. Hearing Jaden say that, that inspired.

[Hank]

Well, he's been coming in the door.

[Memes]

Well, he's. Yeah, he's holding In.

[Hank]

So he is coming in the door.

[Memes]

Well, he said he's going to be stepping onto the field.

[PFT Commenter]

Got it.

[Hank]

On the field, too.

[Memes]

He's going to be stepping in between the lines on the field.

[PFT Commenter]

Got it.

[Big Cat]

All right.

[Memes]

I'm glad we cleared that up.

[Big Cat]

Hank. Yeah.

[Memes]

I think. I think Terry is going to sign. My prediction, my official prediction. I think he's signing today.

[Big Cat]

Whoa.

[Memes]

I think he's signing on Wednesday.

[PFT Commenter]

Do you have a little birdie?

[Memes]

No. Inside my own brain.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Memes]

The. The crazy bird inside my own brain is telling me he's going to sign today.

[Max]

Remember when you said you were going to go sign him when we went to Commander's camp?

[Memes]

He wasn't there that day.

[PFT Commenter]

Yes.

[Big Cat]

So you.

[PFT Commenter]

You can't call another signing.

[Max]

You can't just.

[Memes]

He would have signed.

[Max]

Say that you're. You're going to call his signing.

[Memes]

I didn't call the signing then. I said I would. I would personally. I would personally sign him. But he wasn't there.

[Hank]

That he was holding in.

[Memes]

He wasn't at camp that day. He was getting treatment on his ankle.

[Max]

Oh, that makes sense. His ankle is probably really hurt.

[Memes]

It's a bad ankle. That's why he hasn't practiced.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Max]

But he's still in the pup, right?

[Memes]

No, he just got off the pump.

[Big Cat]

Right.

[Memes]

Just got deactivated from the pup.

[Max]

So his ankle's fine now.

[Big Cat]

Yep.

[Max]

Got it.

[Memes]

Ankle's good. He will be signing. My prediction is today. But it could not be today. But I'm pretty sure it's today.

[Big Cat]

Okay. Yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

It seems like you got a birdie.

[Memes]

I. I literally have no birdie. There's no birdie involved in this. My only birdie is Jaden Daniels sounding like he was happy about Terry.

[PFT Commenter]

Context clues.

[Memes]

But that's a big birdie for me.

[PFT Commenter]

Like, that's a huge birdie.

[Memes]

Jaden Daniels is like, what he says. I. My, my life and happiness fluctuates depending on Jaden Daniels mood at any given time.

[Max]

What about when Jaden Daniels takes like a 15 yard sack and he still like wakes up or stands up smiling like, he's always happy.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Memes]

He leads the league in smiles.

[Max]

So sometimes bad things happen to Jaden Daniels and he still seems happy.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Memes]

Good quality to have.

[Max]

No, I'm saying that.

[Adam Friedland]

But you're.

[Max]

If you're basing, it's like a deflection.

[PFT Commenter]

He should have. Terry McLaurin should have signed every day because Jaden Daniels always.

[Max]

Jane Daniels. Like, I feel like James. Happiness does not dictate, like, things that are going on.

[Memes]

I feel like you're gonna feel really stupid if I'm right.

[PFT Commenter]

Well, I. And we. I've been on your side. I think Terry McLaren will sign with the. With the Washington Commanders.

[Memes]

I think he will. And no, I. There's no birdie. I have no inside information. This is mostly me just wish casting and hoping against hope that works. That's going to get done. Because I don't want to think about going to the season without Terry because that makes me very sad, but would make me very happy is if he signed today and then I'd be happy and then I wouldn't have to hear Max. So that's my.

[PFT Commenter]

That's.

[Memes]

That is literally why I'm predicting that he's going to sign today.

[Adam Friedland]

I like that. I like that.

[PFT Commenter]

All right, Hank. Your hot seat. Cool throne.

[Hank]

My hot seat is LeBron James.

[PFT Commenter]

Oh.

[Hank]

It's been in the off season. You know, he's old.

[Big Cat]

He.

[Hank]

He probably should be taking more time to get ready and prepared and get his body ready and. And he's just spent the whole summer golfing.

[Big Cat]

Wow.

[Hank]

He's just not locked in. He's not focused on.

[PFT Commenter]

We're golf shaming now.

[Hank]

The task at hand.

[PFT Commenter]

Wow.

[Adam Friedland]

Well, I think it's important.

[Hank]

I think it's like something, you know, that's something for when you're retired, but, you know, in the summer, in the off season. There is no off season in his industry.

[Memes]

What about ours?

[Hank]

There is no off season in LeBron's industry.

[PFT Commenter]

And so, so far, so far in this podcast, you. You've become a Roger Goodell dick sucker who likes.

[Adam Friedland]

I never.

[PFT Commenter]

I never go.

[Hank]

I never once said the word Roger Goodell. You brought him.

[Memes]

And those are also two words.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

And you just did.

[Hank]

Well, I never said his name before that.

[PFT Commenter]

Okay. Never said it.

[Hank]

Never said it.

[Memes]

Is he getting better?

[Big Cat]

A little bit.

[Hank]

I don't know. I haven't. I haven't seen him post a score.

[PFT Commenter]

Sometimes you talk about Goodell.

[Hank]

No.

[PFT Commenter]

Oh, LeBron. Something you have to clarify when you're talking about anyone, if It's Cadell or LeBron.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Memes]

Your two favorite people.

[Hank]

LeBron screams. Put me down as a par guy, though.

[Big Cat]

Oh.

[PFT Commenter]

Oh, we're really golf shaming.

[Big Cat]

Oh, no. Okay.

[PFT Commenter]

And then your cool throne.

[Hank]

My cool throne.

[PFT Commenter]

Is Justin Herbert here?

[Memes]

There's a handicap. He started limping.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Hank]

Is Justin Herbert Madison Beer? You guys know that is.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Hank]

He was on set, like, holding hands with her at our music video shoot.

[Big Cat]

That.

[Hank]

That's QB1 activity.

[PFT Commenter]

I. I agree. I think this is actually Justin Herbert's breakout season.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

I like getting the hot girlfriend. He's. Now he's a rock.

[Memes]

So what's. Tell me about Madison Beer. Because aside from having a great name, is she a talented.

[PFT Commenter]

Hardly. My college.

[Memes]

Yeah, no, it literally. It literally translates to.

[PFT Commenter]

That's what I. That's what I. I did. Went to college for.

[Memes]

It literally means spotted cow.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Hank]

I would say her. Her player comp would be Megan Fox.

[PFT Commenter]

Oh, that's a good player comp.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Memes]

But. But Madison Beer is an artiste.

[Hank]

She is a. Yeah. Musical artiste. Tweet artiste. Right, Zach?

[Zach]

Yes. Well, twitch artist, music artist, socialite artiste kind of situation as well.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Memes]

Now if those photo shoots.

[PFT Commenter]

I'm gonna go. I'm just gonna go rapid reaction image search Madison Beer.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah, yeah.

[Memes]

Guy loves beer.

[PFT Commenter]

Yep.

[Memes]

Taylor's oldest time.

[PFT Commenter]

Yep.

[Hank]

So good for Justin Herbert.

[PFT Commenter]

Looks like a very nice lady.

[Memes]

Good for him.

[PFT Commenter]

Good for him.

[Memes]

So he's probably gonna be happy.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Memes]

Maybe a little tired. Maybe his. Maybe his wrist will be a little sore.

[PFT Commenter]

No, no, his wrist won't be.

[Hank]

Yours will be fine.

[Memes]

His wrist will be okay. Yeah, I guess probably let.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Memes]

Less sore than normal.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Memes]

Yes. When you break up, that's when you're like this guy.

[PFT Commenter]

He's like fingers.

[Memes]

Might be IR finger, sore tongue. He might not be able to call out the plays.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

Could be. Could have a problem.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

Okay, good. Hot seat.

[Big Cat]

Cool throne. Hanks. Pft.

[PFT Commenter]

What do you think?

[Memes]

Great job, Hank. My hot seat today is going to be time. Putting time on the hot seat. Max had a tough time with time on Monday as part of my take. And it might be a Philly thing.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Memes]

Because John Kruck, during the Phillies broadcast last night, recurring guest of the show. We love John Kruck. He brought up an interesting point that broke a lot of people's brains. He asked the question, how did the person who invented the clock know what time it was?

[PFT Commenter]

No idea.

[Memes]

No idea. He just. That guy and that guy just said what time it was and we just all go off that now.

[PFT Commenter]

This is like thinking about the. About space in the universe.

[Memes]

Hank looks confused.

[Big Cat]

It's not.

[Hank]

Is the answer not the sun.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah, but what but. Oh, it's overhead, so it's noon. Why did he say 12?

[Hank]

Because he realized it took 12 hours or 24 hours to come back up.

[Memes]

Yeah, but how did he know? In that moment? How did he know? Oh, it's 9:30 right now.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

How did he know it was 24 hours when you didn't know time or how long an hour was or how long an hour.

[Memes]

I'm done.

[Big Cat]

There we go. Yeah.

[Hank]

Checked out.

[PFT Commenter]

Tap me out, see how it happens.

[Memes]

Yeah, Pretty crazy.

[PFT Commenter]

Just a couple follow ups.

[Memes]

My theory is that it was a guy that was in England and they think, no, no, no revolves around them. And so the guy in England was like, I'm going to declare that now is 9am and the rest of the world has to abide by my declaration because I'm British, that it's 9am and now everyone has to follow that.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah. And if they ever decided. My Mountain Dew. If they ever have to decide to do a Super bowl here, the everyone in. In America will have to watch it at noon.

[Big Cat]

Yep.

[PFT Commenter]

And that's minor spill.

[Memes]

That's the story of the clock.

[PFT Commenter]

Minor spill. That's the story of the clock. He also said on the broadcast if he ever becomes vegan, he wants to be punched directly in the face.

[Memes]

Oh, did he?

[PFT Commenter]

John Crock is like, he's the best.

[Big Cat]

He's.

[PFT Commenter]

He's the best. He's. We need more John Crux and less Henry Lockwoods.

[Memes]

Agreed, Fathers.

[PFT Commenter]

America great again.

[Memes]

Raise your sons to become John Crux.

[PFT Commenter]

Not a Henry Lockwood.

[Memes]

And then my cool throne was Auburn football. Congratulations to Auburn football.

[PFT Commenter]

Great work, memes.

[Memes]

Auburn football run. They won four national championships today.

[Big Cat]

Hold on, hold on. This is.

[PFT Commenter]

These are not. These are just moving it around.

[Big Cat]

What is this?

[PFT Commenter]

What are these? We just made it wetter. A lot more of the area. What you're doing. Moist towelette, lens wipe. Oh, okay. Auburn football.

[Memes]

They won four national titles today.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Memes]

World record. They've won four before the season started. So they updated their official national titles. They added a championship in 1910 when they probably played against like Alabama Community Catholic College. The 1914, when the world was at war, 1958. And then most notably, they added 2004. Oh, they're claiming a national championship for 2004. That I believe was the Jason Campbell, Cadillac Williams, Ronnie Brown, Auburn Tigers team. They finished the season undefeated, but they didn't get invited to the national championship game. So they just said it. We're national championship. I think they beat Virginia Tech that year, if I remember. So in 1914, Big T looked this up. In 1914, the Tigers finished second place in the Southern Athletic Association. They didn't even finish in first place in their own conference. They're claiming that as A title. In 1958, Auburn finished second in the SEC. Undefeated LSU won the national championship, but Auburn is claiming it even though they went 9, 0 and 1 and tied against Georgia Tech.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Memes]

And. And LSU won all their games.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Memes]

So. But this is kind of the beauty of college sports that you can just. You can just claim whatever you want. If you haven't won anything in a while, that's the next best thing. Like remember when A M put up all those national championships on the side of their stadium, you can just say whatever you want.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

You can just claim them.

[Memes]

UCF did that for a while, so.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Memes]

Congratulations to the Auburn Tigers.

[PFT Commenter]

And also current Auburn Tigers are going to do something that I don't know if it's ever been done.

[Big Cat]

They're.

[PFT Commenter]

So they have three different quarterbacks going into week one, which that's probably been done. Hugh Freeze was asked about the possibility of playing all three against Baylor. He said yes to that question.

[Memes]

I love that.

[PFT Commenter]

And then they also have three different play callers. So they have nine different combinations of play caller, qb.

[Memes]

This is how they get ahead of the Connor Stallions of the world.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. What is it? 3.

[PFT Commenter]

What's the.

[Memes]

The thing 3 times. 3 times 3?

[Big Cat]

Yeah, the.

[PFT Commenter]

No, what do you.

[Memes]

So 9 times 3? 20.

[PFT Commenter]

What's the 27 point? The permutation 3.

[Memes]

I think they have 27 different possibilities of play callers. Yeah, I might have screwed.

[PFT Commenter]

Oh, no. Nine.

[Memes]

I thought it was three times. Three times three.

[Max]

Pemdas.

[PFT Commenter]

No, because that's three times three. There's only three play callers. Three QBs. We're not a math podcast.

[Memes]

No, we're not.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah, you're right. We're not a math.

[Memes]

You're right. You're right when you're right.

[PFT Commenter]

But is it per. Is it. What's the.

[Memes]

Yeah, I think it's permutations when you just.

[Big Cat]

What?

[PFT Commenter]

Factorial. There you go.

[Max]

Shane.

[PFT Commenter]

Shane from way down.

[Max]

Shane.

[PFT Commenter]

Shane from the back of the bus. Where's.

[Hank]

Where's Backdoor Jack?

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah, where's Backdoor Jack?

[Memes]

No, it's Jack from the back.

[Hank]

Where's Jack from the back?

[Memes]

It's a great name.

[PFT Commenter]

Where's Jack from the back?

[Max]

We know where Jack from the back.

[Memes]

Is he in the back?

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah, he's in the back.

[Memes]

Is he coming from the back right now?

[Big Cat]

All right.

[Memes]

I thought his name should have been wiped from the back. His name's Wiper.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah, would have been better.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. All right.

[PFT Commenter]

My hot seat is anyone who is on Tommy Pham's shit list because he's in it again. Tommy Fam bat flipped a walk the other night.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[PFT Commenter]

Tommy Pham is a badass. He obviously fights everyone Remember what was it? I think it was last year. He did a press conference. It was last year or the year before, where. I'll play it real quick. This was him talking about why he does all the fighting in the off season. You know, so I'll never start anything.

[Big Cat]

But I'll be prepared to finish it.

[PFT Commenter]

There's a reason why, you know, I.

[Big Cat]

Do all kinds of fighting in the.

[PFT Commenter]

Off season because I'm prepared to somebody up. So you can take it as what it is. Yeah, that's Tommy Pham. Tommy Fam also looking for it. Remember, Tommy Fam's been stabbed twice in his life. I think it was. One time was in 2020 at a. Outside of a strip club. And the other time was actually by his stepfather.

[Memes]

Oh, my God.

[PFT Commenter]

Because if you read Tommy Fam's Wikipedia, I believe it says that when he. When his mom remarried when he was five, he never got along with his stepfather. They were always at odds. And then he ended up stabbing him when he was his stepfather. Stabbed Tommy Fam in a fight.

[Memes]

Yikes.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah, Tommy Fam is. He's a badass, but he's mad again.

[Memes]

Okay, Ready to go after Clear.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah.

[Memes]

I do not want any problems with Tommy Fam.

[PFT Commenter]

No smoke. No smoke. My cool throne is Bowling Green football because they have an official mascot, Pudge the cat.

[Memes]

Oh, yeah.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

Pudge the cat also has a jersey. Bowling Green has Pudge the cat in their locker room. This is worth. I mean, these are vibes. This is a vibes thing.

[Memes]

It is a good. It's. If you're gonna, like, think about live mascot cats, this has got to be right up there with Mike the tiger.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah, he's Pudge the cat. Just sleeps in a locker and he's. He's like kind of a fat cat.

[Memes]

What kind of cat is that?

[PFT Commenter]

He looks like it's not Siamese, but it kind of conjoined that.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[PFT Commenter]

Oh, yeah, Whatever that is.

[Memes]

That's great.

[PFT Commenter]

I'm not a big cat.

[Memes]

Kind of looks like it's having an allergic reaction to something.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Memes]

Hey, what's the.

[PFT Commenter]

I got a question because it's just on this Pudge the cat video. What's the genesis of the Nothing beats a jet to holiday.

[Hank]

It's just Love Island.

[PFT Commenter]

Oh, it's just a tick tock sound.

[Max]

Yeah, just a tick tock sound.

[PFT Commenter]

It's from Love is a commercial.

[Max]

It's a meme. It's a meme people will, like, show nothing. I think it started as, like a shitty vacation. Someone would play that sound.

[PFT Commenter]

Got it.

[Max]

Something insane. Maybe if you see like a homeless person like outside your hotel.

[PFT Commenter]

Got it.

[Max]

Nothing beats a jet to holiday.

[PFT Commenter]

Got it.

[Max]

I think I.

[PFT Commenter]

Also on my cool throne is two lane football because they had 10,880 meatballs during fall camp.

[Memes]

Love that.

[PFT Commenter]

That's awesome.

[Memes]

The fact that they attract like the uncrustables.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

10,880 meatballs, max. That should be your team.

[Max]

I know. I like that. I got tagged in that a million times.

[PFT Commenter]

Hell yes.

[Zach]

All right, Zach, My hot seat. My hot seat today. Me along with the other Buccaneers fans. We've talked about this before on the show. So Desmond Watson is running out of time to lose the weight. I don't know if you guys saw the video from today where he's playing with like the. The practice equipment. Just like kind of shadow boxing on the sideline. Ross final roster, I think for 53 man rosters are August 26th. He can join. I think it's. He can join a. What's the word? I'm missing the word. Practice squad reserve list for 21 days to try to get the weight off. It won't take a roster spot, but they don't have to pay him.

[PFT Commenter]

What was he.

[Big Cat]

What.

[PFT Commenter]

Where was he drafted? What round?

[Zach]

I think it was undraft.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Memes]

My question is why. Why was he able to play at Florida but not at Tampa?

[PFT Commenter]

And also what is the Bucks plan? Like, why wouldn't you. Like, he's fat. Dude's fat. He's not gonna lose weight. Why would you at least see what he has?

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Zach]

I think playing football is a good.

[PFT Commenter]

Way to lose the weight.

[Zach]

So I don't know why he's just playing with the equipment on the sideline. It was. It was a tough video to see. And I just want to see if he can get the weight off because now I'm invested.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Guy.

[Memes]

I am. But like, he was playing at Florida. Right. He was a consistent football player there. What about that did they see at the NFL level? And they're like, we're not even going to let him practice.

[Zach]

Maybe it's like an insurance thing or like a liability.

[Memes]

Like if you're.

[Zach]

If the doctors say we really can't clear you, then yeah, they can't let him play.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. It's weird.

[PFT Commenter]

Okay.

[Memes]

So.

[Zach]

So I would have him in the hot seat.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Zach]

Hopefully you can get it off.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah, we're rooting for him.

[Big Cat]

Quick.

[Zach]

Cool Throne. Is you guys familiar with the video game Fortnite?

[Adam Friedland]

Everyone.

[PFT Commenter]

But yeah.

[Zach]

Kaiser. I got an icon skin which is themselves in the game. And he was able to launch that icon skin on the sphere in Las Vegas.

[Big Cat]

Whoa.

[PFT Commenter]

Wow.

[Zach]

Which I thought was pretty awesome.

[PFT Commenter]

That is pretty cool.

[Memes]

That's awesome.

[PFT Commenter]

Hey, you guys want to feel old real quick?

[Memes]

I. I just did.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Well, I did. Yeah, that.

[PFT Commenter]

But the Casiano's home run was five years ago.

[Big Cat]

Oh, no.

[PFT Commenter]

Isn't that crazy?

[Memes]

That is wild.

[PFT Commenter]

When. When I saw that, I was like.

[Memes]

Like, what, five years ago today?

[PFT Commenter]

It was five years ago yesterday.

[Big Cat]

Wow.

[Max]

Memes.

[Big Cat]

Got.

[Max]

Got to the airport this morning. He just looks at me and goes, Happy Tom Brennaman Day for all who celebrate.

[PFT Commenter]

Oh, so it's today. It's today.

[Adam Friedland]

Yesterday.

[Memes]

But today we're.

[PFT Commenter]

Is it today? Today's Wednesday right now, as we're sitting here. Yes, it's today.

[Memes]

Oh, well, Happy holidays.

[PFT Commenter]

Happy holidays.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

We should have celebrated. We should have gotten you a cake that just said that word.

[Memes]

No, just get him a. A cake shaped like a Stanley Cup.

[Big Cat]

Up.

[PFT Commenter]

Oh, man. Okay. Let's get to our Mount Rushmore. We got our Mount Rushmore. We're going to do the Mount Rushmore of. What is it again?

[Hank]

Things that make your friend's house cool.

[PFT Commenter]

Friend's house cool.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Hank]

25 seconds before we do that, though.

[PFT Commenter]

Mountain Dew. We're at Camp Barstool. We love Camp Bar Stool. Thank you to Mountain Dew for getting us out here. We played softball today. We played Jerry's Eggs. Jerry o' Connell is hosting Camp Barstool this year. It's been wild.

[Hank]

Me and PFT had a tennis match that was basically Wimbledon 2.0.

[Adam Friedland]

Really?

[Memes]

It was. It was center Alcatraz.

[Big Cat]

Were you.

[PFT Commenter]

How were you guys serving?

[Memes]

My serve was dialed in at the start. It fell off a little bit at the end. Hank was making me run his drop. Hank would hit every shot. He would hit back to me. He would say drop shot, and then it would, like, land, like, 30ft back on the court. Every shot was a drop shot for him, but it was a battle.

[PFT Commenter]

I love that. So, yeah. And guess what goes great with playing tennis? Being at summer camp. It's Mountain Dew. Hang with your friends. Having the refreshing, citrusy kick of Mountain Dew. We have on Wednesday. As you're listening to this, we're gonna have water activities. We're gonna do some swimming, kayaking, synchronized swimming.

[Hank]

Volleyball.

[PFT Commenter]

Volleyball blob. It all goes well with the Mountain Dew. The Mountain Dew is calling. The mountain is calling. Experience the refreshing citrus kick of Mountain Dew. Grab one today. We love Mountain Dew. Cheers. Are you drinking one?

[Big Cat]

Cheers.

[PFT Commenter]

Would you like to drink one? Oh, so good. Oh, cheers. Okay, Mount Rushmore. Who's up first? Is it Max and Memes? And then we're second.

[Adam Friedland]

We're up.

[PFT Commenter]

We got five left.

[Big Cat]

Five.

[Hank]

I mean, it's. Or me and pfdr.

[Memes]

Well, we're two back of. Of second place at all.

[PFT Commenter]

That's one. That's. That's a first.

[Memes]

We could tie second place after this episode.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Right.

[PFT Commenter]

So far.

[Max]

It's between. It's between us too. It's between you guys and us.

[PFT Commenter]

I mean, you guys gotta finish strong.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Memes]

If, like, if Big Cat and Zach go last every time.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

We're screwed.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

There's a chance.

[Memes]

Be real shame.

[PFT Commenter]

Okay, who's up?

[Max]

We're up. We are going to go with. We'll just say what the best snacks.

[Big Cat]

The best snacks.

[Memes]

Good snack house.

[PFT Commenter]

Best snacks.

[Memes]

What would you define as a good snack house?

[Max]

Mountain Dew for sure. Doritos was a big, big one.

[Hank]

Zebra cakes.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Max]

Tasty cakes for the. For the people in Philly.

[Memes]

Gushers.

[Hank]

Cosmic brownies.

[Memes]

Oh, the big barrel cheese ball.

[Hank]

Oh, what the Oatmeal pies.

[Big Cat]

Cream pie.

[Hank]

Cream pie left.

[Memes]

Love a cream pie.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Max]

Everyone knew the house that had the good snacks.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Max]

And that was always a great house to go.

[Memes]

When you walk into the.

[Hank]

You kind of had to like sneak in to get them sometimes, like they had the snacks there, but like you.

[PFT Commenter]

Had to like, they.

[Memes]

Oh, they usually had like good breakfast cereal. Like sugary breakfast cereal that you weren't allowed to have.

[Big Cat]

Yep.

[PFT Commenter]

Chocolate milk.

[Big Cat]

Okay. All right. Well, we.

[PFT Commenter]

That was R11 as well. So we will go with number six.

[Zach]

We go six.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

The kid with always who had the most. The newest video games. Video game consoles. Newest video game console. I just remember like one of my friend got N64 and just like lived at his house. It was the best. Because if you're not. If you weren't allowed to get video games as a kid, you always had to know something. Someone who had them and they got to play them all the time.

[Big Cat]

Yep.

[PFT Commenter]

And they usually had like two or three consoles.

[Memes]

Question.

[PFT Commenter]

Does this still happen, though?

[Memes]

I feel like everybody just has every.

[PFT Commenter]

Every game now.

[Hank]

No, I like to even have video games in my house. So I just would I need Any of my neighbors had video games.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Hank]

Another lived there, which is.

[PFT Commenter]

I still think it happens if you're.

[Hank]

Like, by my parents because I was never home.

[Adam Friedland]

That was just a question.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah. No, like if you're like, not a bad call. My. My kids don't have Video games yet. But I think some of their friends do.

[Max]

I also think a good iteration of what is like, if your parents wouldn't let you play.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Max]

The super violent games.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

And your friends.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Max]

That was big for me. There were games that I wasn't allowed to play.

[Memes]

How about when you go over to friends house and since you're not there all the time, all you want to do is play their awesome video game and they're sick of their video game.

[PFT Commenter]

Or they give you the bad controller.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

But like the bad joystick on N64 was the worst.

[Memes]

I remember going over to a friend, says, be like, let's play goldeneye. And him being like, dude, I'm so sick of that game.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Memes]

He's like, how can you be sick of it? We never play it. He's like, dude, I play it every day.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Yeah. Like, I'm.

[PFT Commenter]

I don't want to play this anymore.

[Big Cat]

Like.

[PFT Commenter]

But dude, let me play.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Memes]

Okay, I'm here.

[PFT Commenter]

You guys have two picks.

[Memes]

Hank's got the ball.

[Hank]

Does that sound. We're just gonna. What do they call it? Eye formation? Run the ball. We're gonna go with a pool.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Max]

Yeah, I was hoping I was.

[Memes]

Pool house is great.

[Hank]

And in that same vein, we're gonna go with a trampoline.

[Big Cat]

Yep.

[Memes]

Okay.

[PFT Commenter]

Good picks, good picks, good picks.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Hank]

I did have a trampoline growing up and shot.

[Big Cat]

We.

[Hank]

We had. My dad built like a. A basketball hoop, but hung it on a tree so it was like harder to dunk. So I was like, we would. We were playing like intense, intense trampoline basketball games. That's why I often said I've never. I never made the NBA.

[PFT Commenter]

What are we doing here, Zach?

[Zach]

What do you think about 17 or 19?

[Big Cat]

I like.

[PFT Commenter]

I like 17. I think we maybe go. You like three here?

[Adam Friedland]

Three is good.

[Hank]

About four.

[PFT Commenter]

Three. And then come back for the 17.

[Adam Friedland]

Five.

[Big Cat]

Okay. Yeah.

[Zach]

Because it probably was.

[PFT Commenter]

There's a good chance we could take four. Awesome snacks.

[Hank]

What about two, Zach?

[Big Cat]

That was cool.

[Zach]

Can't do it.

[PFT Commenter]

So. Yeah, that's also seven.

[Big Cat]

Okay. The. The.

[PFT Commenter]

The friend's house who you could watch R rated movies and TV shows.

[Max]

That was a good one.

[PFT Commenter]

Awesome.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

Also usually the friend that had Cinemax.

[Memes]

Yep.

[Max]

And also normally was the friend that later in life their parents let them. Let them drink, you know.

[Memes]

Oh, yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

Oh, yeah.

[Memes]

I would say that's responsible for a first boob for a lot of people.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

Absolutely. Absolutely.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Memes]

Zach. We play game on the show. First boob recurring segment.

[Zach]

I don't remember the movie, but I know it was. Who's the actor from. We're talking cinema boob, right?

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

[Zach]

Yeah. National treasure. So Nicholas Cage is in a movie and he's celebrating St. Patrick's Day. And I don't know what the movie's.

[Memes]

Called, but Forrest Gump Leaving Las Vegas.

[Zach]

I don't. But there was definitely saving Prevaron.

[PFT Commenter]

No, there's Titanic.

[Big Cat]

No.

[PFT Commenter]

Ghost Riders.

[Memes]

Braveheart.

[PFT Commenter]

No. Spider Man.

[Hank]

National treasure.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Memes]

Birth of a Nation.

[Adam Friedland]

It's not a national treasure.

[Zach]

I know Nicholas Cage is in it, and he's looking at the rack, and the rack is looking passionate. John Q. I'm not gonna be able.

[Adam Friedland]

To know the name of it.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Hank]

Apocalypto.

[PFT Commenter]

Apocalypse Now.

[Memes]

A score to settle.

[PFT Commenter]

Godfather.

[Memes]

National Treasure.

[PFT Commenter]

Godfather two.

[Memes]

Bad Lieutenant.

[PFT Commenter]

Godfather Three.

[Zach]

I. I don't think I'll know the.

[PFT Commenter]

Movie if we get wizard of Oz.

[Zach]

No way.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[PFT Commenter]

We're out of movies. All right, you guys have two.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Max]

We are gonna go with a cool basement.

[PFT Commenter]

Good one.

[Max]

Like, you had finished space.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah, yeah, we had that finished basement.

[Max]

And a big backyard for Wiffle Ball.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Memes]

You know what's great about the basement? Because we had this too. I was hoping it would get back to us, but. But the parents not being able to hear you.

[PFT Commenter]

Exactly.

[Max]

It was like you had your own apartment and it was completely separate from. From like all adults.

[Memes]

You stay up the latest in that basement.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

Zach, should we pull the trigger on 17? Could also go 5.

[Zach]

5 you5 is good.

[Big Cat]

I like 5.

[PFT Commenter]

I love 5.

[Zach]

As a kid, very young in life.

[Big Cat]

Yes. Yeah.

[Zach]

Cuz we.

[Adam Friedland]

I didn't. Yeah, I'm down for five.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[PFT Commenter]

The kid who had all the toy guns. Nurse.

[Adam Friedland]

I had that.

[Max]

I had that.

[PFT Commenter]

Guns. Wasn't allowed guns.

[Max]

I wasn't allowed guns in my house.

[PFT Commenter]

But I had a friend who allowed all the guns, and it was awesome.

[Memes]

You go over there, you just say you want to play guns.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

Cap guns, Nerf guns, paintball guns. Whatever the you want.

[Max]

This has been a great. I think every single thing that's been said has been on my list, and.

[Adam Friedland]

I feel like it's.

[Max]

Yeah, everything has been on everybody's list.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

It's been good. Good, good picking.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Hank]

All right, we are going to go.

[PFT Commenter]

We have two, right?

[Big Cat]

Yep.

[Memes]

We're gonna go tell them.

[Big Cat]

Hank.

[Hank]

Keep it simple.

[Big Cat]

Again.

[Hank]

Basketball hoop.

[Big Cat]

Okay, good.

[Memes]

Good pick.

[Max]

And we're gonna go on my list.

[PFT Commenter]

Wasn't on mine either.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah.

[Hank]

We can tell Max. You don't ball up.

[Max]

I just Think that most.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Hank]

And then a lot of our. A lot of our good ones have been taken. So we're gonna go. We're gonna go hot sister.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Memes]

Hot sister's great. Like, hot sister is awesome. Especially if she's, like, a year or two older, because then she's got hot sister friends. And then also maybe she can buy you cigarettes.

[Big Cat]

Yes.

[Memes]

Yeah.

[Hank]

Like three years older.

[PFT Commenter]

Three or four. Because then it was like. Yeah, it's too close.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

She's a great pick.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Memes]

And you're never gonna sleep with hot sister. You're never gonna fool around. But it's fun to think about.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Okay.

[PFT Commenter]

Our last pick, we're gonna go with the friend with divorced parents because there's just no rules, and usually they get everything. And you could go back and forth to either house. And when you get a little older, that is definitely the party house.

[Memes]

We had divorced dad on the list.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

Divorced parents. Because, like, the mom also, like, she got her hands full working. There's just no rules.

[Memes]

The dad, like, sometimes just wants to hang out.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

There's just no rules. Like, everyone knows that the divorced parents house was the house that you get to party at because one parent to three keep control of everything is a lot.

[Memes]

Two Christmases.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

Usually has awesome toys.

[Memes]

Yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

And, like, the best. Because they're both parents trying to win the love.

[Big Cat]

Yep. Okay.

[PFT Commenter]

Oh, meatballs.

[Max]

So we can't say hot mom.

[Big Cat]

You can. All right. That was.

[Max]

That was going to be. Our pick is hot mom.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Memes]

Hot sister, I think is better, but.

[PFT Commenter]

You think hot sister.

[Memes]

Hot mom's good.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Yeah, That'll. That. That. That's our.

[Max]

That's our. I mean, that was the first time that, like, my entire board was full.

[Big Cat]

Was. Was taken.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah, no, it was good. Good picks all around. We had some honorable mentions. Go karts. Kind of tough.

[Memes]

Power wheels.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah. Power wheels. Dirt bikes.

[Memes]

Nice couches. Like the reclining couches.

[PFT Commenter]

Bunk beds.

[Memes]

Bunk beds were cool. I had a. A very niche one.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Memes]

But when their parents smoke. So that you can blame that if your parents say that you smell like smoke when you come back, but actually you're just smoking.

[Big Cat]

Yep.

[PFT Commenter]

Ping pong table for beer pong. Yeah, but both, like, as a kid, and then when you get older, it's like, the ping pong table is great because, you know, the basement has room for beer pong.

[Memes]

One that's easy to sneak out of.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

Oh, yeah, That's.

[Memes]

That's a big one.

[PFT Commenter]

A little later in life. But did you guys have any friends Whose dad had a kegerator in the, in the garage.

[Big Cat]

Yep.

[PFT Commenter]

Because that's just. You can't keep track of how much beer's in there.

[Memes]

No.

[PFT Commenter]

So it's just free beer. It's awesome. Or just like the dad. The dad who had a shitload of like alcohol on deck where it's like, you can take stuff from this house because they're not gonna be able to see it.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

Treehouse.

[Memes]

Yeah, I never really.

[Max]

I never saw it.

[PFT Commenter]

I know.

[Max]

I never really went into the big like TV thing.

[Memes]

Yeah, I never really.

[PFT Commenter]

But I would love one.

[Max]

Like when I. Watching the sandlot, I was like, holy. A tree house.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Memes]

So my aunt built like a self contained bedroom in a tree that was like insulated, had air conditioning, electricity. That was always awesome.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

Hot tub.

[Memes]

Hot tub is good.

[Big Cat]

Really?

[PFT Commenter]

The house that you could just do whatever you wanted.

[Max]

Yeah, that was.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

Just absent parents.

[Zach]

Maybe like a cheer room situation.

[PFT Commenter]

Theater room or chill parents. But not too chill.

[Adam Friedland]

No.

[Hank]

Because you don't want them so chill.

[PFT Commenter]

That they're like also like getting up with you. That's weird.

[Hank]

No, not with you, but like.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah, yeah, but like that's like they.

[Hank]

Do the like the like pretend to be oblivious.

[Big Cat]

Right, Right.

[PFT Commenter]

What's up, guys?

[Hank]

Oh, like coming in.

[PFT Commenter]

But I think there is a too chill parent that like wants that going to the basement.

[Adam Friedland]

All right.

[PFT Commenter]

Teenage kids and it's. That's weird.

[Hank]

Yeah, that's weird.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

Really weird.

[Big Cat]

All right.

[PFT Commenter]

That was good. Mount Rushmore.

[Big Cat]

Good.

[PFT Commenter]

Mount Rush. Fantastic one.

[Hank]

Like our list.

[PFT Commenter]

Everyone's got a strong list. Okay, let's get to our interview. We got Adam Friedland.

[Memes]

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[PFT Commenter]

Okay. We now welcome on a very, very, very special guest friend of ours. First time on the show. It is Adam Friedland from the Adam Friedland Show.

[Adam Friedland]

It's a dream, boys.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah, you're here. You've done the car wash.

[Adam Friedland]

I just went through the whole. The whole junket today.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

So how. I mean, how's it going? The Adam Friedland show is awesome.

[Adam Friedland]

Thank you, guys. Thank you.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, it's good.

[Adam Friedland]

It's going well.

[PFT Commenter]

It's taking some weird twists and turns, it feels like, but it feels like you've. You've landed at a. I don't know how.

[Adam Friedland]

It's. It's a Sort as a joke.

[Big Cat]

Right? Right.

[PFT Commenter]

You guys were doing it as, like, almost a satire of. Of radio stand up or to make.

[Adam Friedland]

Like, the least popular gu Of a podcast for ugly men into an intellectual style. Public. Public intellectual in the vein of Dick Cavett, I think that was like. But then, yeah, eventually, credit to Nick. I mean, Nick. Nick was the one who. Who pushed the idea because after SOV left, I was like, nikki, we have a brand. Let's just keep doing Cometown. He's like, no, you got to listen to me on this one. Yeah, I guess so. I mean, like, history kind of bends to that to Nick Mullins, Will.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

But yeah, credit to him. It's. I don't know. I kind of the. I don't. I couldn't really say how it happened. I do think it was the first time I tried at something.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

Very lazy guy. For a long time, I was like, you know, I was the third mike on a come podcast.

[PFT Commenter]

But that was also the beauty of Cometown. You guys. You guys basically always made it. I mean, even doing, like, alarms to be like, all right, we've gone an hour. We're done now.

[Big Cat]

And.

[PFT Commenter]

And, you know, talking to Stav, like, you had a podcast that made so much money, and it still was tough to be like, hey, can we record this?

[Adam Friedland]

No, no. We would argue about what we're having for lunch. We didn't think it was good. We would be like, that.

[Memes]

That sucked.

[Adam Friedland]

This sucks. I didn't. I literally didn't know it was funny.

[Memes]

That was some of the funniest parts, though, like, when you guys are like, this. This podcast sucked.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

We're like, you were very sucks.

[PFT Commenter]

Wait, was there a moment, though, when you realized, like, oh, this is funny.

[Adam Friedland]

Or like recently in the last couple years, I've heard on like my YouTube algorithm. I get like a compilations and I'm like, that was. That was amazing. Yeah, I was like, that was incredible. I mean, like, they were like, Nick was on. He was a genius. He was the funniest guy of all time.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

No, I mean, it was. It was so funny. I. I literally. It made us miserable.

[Big Cat]

I.

[Adam Friedland]

We had no idea.

[PFT Commenter]

That's a great feeling, though, because I have the reverse where I see like a tweet from like six months ago. I'm like, that was the dumbest thing ever. So you have the. The opposite of that where you're like, holy. That was incredible what we did.

[Adam Friedland]

Well, yeah, I mean, it's. I think it's like also like, when you're doing something, it's like. Like irony is like you. It's like you kind of protect your feelings a little bit where it's like, if it sucks, it's like, well, fucking.

[PFT Commenter]

We were trying, right?

[Adam Friedland]

Yeah, like, fuck you. Yeah, it's your fault for listening, you fucking losers.

[Big Cat]

And then.

[Adam Friedland]

But like, now that, like, the new show is like, so work intensive and I'm doing like seven days a week, it's kind of the first time I've ever tried in my life at 35. It's like, if you're trying as hard as you can and then someone. You suck, it really hurts your feelings. Yeah, like, I know. I like, it's like a little bit like if you're like, you made it to the NBA. If you're like, on the end of a bench in the NBA and like, you know, the phenomenon of sports fans, like, we're fat. We're fucking losers. We're watching and we're like, that guy's a. That guy's a fucking loser. Like, and he's like, fucking top level athlete.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

I mean, it must be so annoying for them, but like, yeah, now if you try and you. You're really making yourself, putting yourself out there. It's scary, but it seems like it's been going well. It seems like it's. It's going good.

[Memes]

I feel like I talked to a lot of people who were fans of the Cometown podcast that are now massive fans of your show. But with Thumbtown, there's like, there's a huge audience out there for it.

[PFT Commenter]

Who's.

[Memes]

Who's like the most surprising guy that you found out was a comeboy?

[Adam Friedland]

I don't know. You find out sometimes. Yeah, I mean, I think, like, I don't know. I. I think Reese, who. Like, there are famous people, I guess, that liked it. Yeah, it's always a surprise. But, yeah, it's cool. Like, when. When you find out that people were listening to it. I don't know. I'm trying to think of who or if it's lame to say people's names. I think, like, probably Bill Clinton. Hillary Clinton.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

He didn't think you were doing irony, though.

[Big Cat]

No.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah, he took it literal.

[Adam Friedland]

He took it very seriously.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Memes]

The new show's awesome. I love it. I've watched, I think, almost every episode of it. When it came out, I feel like Nick was. He. He filled a very valuable role that maybe didn't always translate on camera all the time, which was like, he was letting you know that you can do it.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Memes]

He was gassing you up. Yeah, keep going with this. This is funny because you. There would be times in interviews you, like, want to pull the plug on whatever angle you were taking. He was like, no, keep going. This is good. And it ended up being great.

[Adam Friedland]

Yeah, I did well, I think. I think I didn't know how to do interviews right. Like, and the only reference, like, from doing stand up, you have to, like, interacting. One like, is like, I guess crowd work, where you're like, what do you fuck? What you. What do you do for a living? They're like, I'm a fucking, you know, like, speech pathologist for kids with, you know, disabilities. And you're like, you're fucking pedophile. It works right out. It's funny. It's funny.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

But it's, like, naturally, like, mean. So, like, so when I started the interviews that, like, I think Nick actually gave me the best advice, which was, like, obviously couched in, like, I thought it was an insult.

[Big Cat]

Right?

[Adam Friedland]

But he's like, why you take this fucking affect when you're doing the interviews? I was like, oh, go ahead, criticize me again. He's like, no, you're like a nice guy. You make people feel good to be around that. That's why I encouraged you to do this. Like, and he's like, I wouldn't. I don't have that quality.

[Big Cat]

And.

[Adam Friedland]

Yeah, and so I. I had to, like, figure out, like, what. What about me is, like, it is. Could translate over to this. And I kind of, like, I googled journalism, literally. I read the Wikipedia page for journalism. And then I. And then I. What?

[Big Cat]

I.

[Adam Friedland]

Then I tried.

[Big Cat]

Why.

[Adam Friedland]

I was like, who's good at interviews? And so then I watched. I was like, maybe Joe Rogan. I watched. And what he does is like, the guest always feels like they're crushing. So he'll have Bernie on one week, and then he'll have, like, a guy that says the Holocaust didn't happen the next week, but both times, he's like, that's fucking trippy. You're like, yeah, but like, when naturally, if you feel like you're convincing the host, you're gonna get more and more and more.

[Memes]

I think, on a roll here.

[Adam Friedland]

He's like. He's very agreeable. Right? And so for me, it's like, I can't do my fucking, like, sarcastic, dumb Jewish. Like, oh, yeah. Like, I can't do it. Like, so. And then I was like, who else is good? And then I watched. I've actually watched a lot of Stern. I think that that's. Yeah, that's. I grew up listening to a lot of Stern and kind of what he did the first, like, 90 seconds to two minutes. Like, he. He was like. He would become your best friend, right? He was like, you're a huge star. Everyone wants a piece of you. You're incredible. And, like, he'd flatter and he'd like. And then he'd be able to get anything he wanted.

[Memes]

And again, first time he fingered a chick.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

Oh, did you do her? Yeah. I've been going back through watching a bunch, and he always talks about doing girls. Yeah, I would do her.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

I just watched the Miss Butter Face competition.

[PFT Commenter]

Oh, yeah. It's been going viral.

[Adam Friedland]

It was going viral on Twitter, and I was like, I forgot about that one. Yeah, I watched the full one. I was like, it's so mean.

[Memes]

So mean.

[Adam Friedland]

When Gary insults a woman, there's something that's so repulsive about it. When Baba Booie thinks that he could tell.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

I wish your body was a little bit tighter. Sweet. It's like, Gary, you look disgust. You're one of the ugliest men I've ever. My entire life. Just. Yeah, we. It used. We used to. We used to have a great country. If we lived in a great country, folks, before these vaccines and these goddamn cancel whatever. No, no. But I realized that kind of, like, the way I would. Had to find a way to ingratiate is just to, like, kind of self deprecate, I think.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

Which is, like, that comes naturally to me. And I've been doing that my whole life. So I'm like, you know, if I have a guest, and I'm like, listen, I'm. I crap my pants on a podcast called Come Town. Like, you don't have to. You can kind of drop your guard.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

And then like make kind of. Kind of then have more interesting conversations.

[PFT Commenter]

I also think the. The set that you created is like a big piece of it that's very.

[Adam Friedland]

Underrated where it's like a public affairs.

[Big Cat]

Right.

[PFT Commenter]

It was intentional.

[Big Cat]

It's.

[PFT Commenter]

It's almost like Kramer, when he. When he bought. Was the Merv Griffith.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

Like, it's. It looks ridiculous in what. I don't know what the whole room looks like, but I assume it's just a regular small room in New York City.

[Adam Friedland]

No, it's pretty big. I mean, it's like an office space and like.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah, but when you sit on it, there's got to be a little bit of like.

[Adam Friedland]

It's ridiculous.

[PFT Commenter]

Almost like we're doing like a make believe. That would get someone a little bit more comfortable. Like, this can't be that serious.

[Adam Friedland]

I remember that we. We were doing like, we would do the podcast too, like when Nick. Nick and I were like, doing it together. Nick. Nick's working on other stuff right now and was so. So Nick and I would still do the podcast to like, kind of pay for it. And I guess the new. Now that, like the new chapter, the Adam Freeland show, is like. We were sick of fucking podcasts. It was like nine years of this shit and I've like, demeaned and humiliated myself for years. I was like, I want to try something and I wanted to be like a little bit more sincere and high effort and like, kind of like challenge myself to do something good. And so. But like, so then I was like, I gotta make the monetize kind of the talk show. But Nick and I would still do the podcast there. And I think, like, there's a. I think it's. There's a clip of it somewhere online. The two of us were like, a girl walked in. Like a woman, like, who needed a bathroom key and walked in on us. Us, like sitting on.

[PFT Commenter]

Sitting on this set.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

And like, there were no camera operators. We're alone in a room. She's like, what is this like a. Like a talk show where, like, it's like a talk.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

Mentally ill people just like.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

The mics weren't even plugged in or something. Like.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. We're like, yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

There were just two men sitting.

[PFT Commenter]

That's crazy.

[Adam Friedland]

In a facsimile of the Dick Cavett show set for the 1970s.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

Just playing make believe, like in this room. But yeah, I mean, it's. It's cool. I mean, like, it's become a real thing and like, we're booking, you know, the. It's easier to. I think you guys probably understand this too. I mean, you guys have a huge show, so maybe you guys didn't experience this as much, but like, for my purposes, like Trump doing, I think during the last election, doing like Rogan and Theo and stuff like that, it kind of legitimized a platform.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

So, like, booking people to do the Internet three years ago was like a seller. And I think now it's like, there's like, it makes sense to people's like.

[PFT Commenter]

Publicists and like, it's very normalized. And it's also. There's going to be the clips and everything that comes out of your show is going to be seen by more people, like Jimmy Kimmel or.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

So, Wendy. Well, I actually have a question about Nick. So he left. He's working on other stuff. Were you worried when he left? Because that was kind of. It always felt like cometown happened. Cometown was incredible. Then you guys went right into the Adam Friedland show. So it's like, oh, this is kind of still cometown. It's like the basis died.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

We're still there doing this.

[PFT Commenter]

Weird.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

They publicly claim they're gonna make a television show and they have no idea how to make a television show.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

I think it was pretty interesting kind of that in that area.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

Band going basically like, oh, this is their disco era.

[Adam Friedland]

But we didn't know.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

Like, literally we were like, how does a camera. What's a camera?

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

But now that.

[Adam Friedland]

Nick, what wires do you need?

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

Did you feel a little. When he said that he was gonna leave, we're like, oh, now this is kind of the end of a chapter and I'm losing.

[Adam Friedland]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Him.

[Adam Friedland]

I think it was like, you know, we're adults.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

You know, like, he's like, you know, like, this is. I found this thing, the talk show. And like, he was getting sick of doing podcasting. Both of us were getting sick of doing the podcast. We were both like this. And it was like. The nice thing is that like, you know, now we, I mean, we've like, we, you know, we're chilled. We're very young men starting. Starting the podcast. We didn't. We do. We didn't know you can make money from a podcast. And then now we're like middle aged men. And I kind of. It's like for the first time, I was like, yeah, I want to, like, you know, I want to I want to put it all on my shoulders, and if I Up, that's awesome. It's on me. If I did good, it's on me. I mean, it's a good feeling.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Memes]

Have there been, like, TV networks that have reached out to you to say, why don't you come off the Internet? Why don't you come to us?

[Big Cat]

Huh? Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

I mean, the nation states.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

I was going to say, when are you going to become an industry plant? No, they're going to try to get you to do that.

[Adam Friedland]

Israel's been, like, hitting me up nonstop, but I don't know, it's a little dicey these days.

[Memes]

Yeah, that's Saudi money.

[PFT Commenter]

Well, and also, you don't want to get the Nelk boys sloppy second.

[Adam Friedland]

I want to get. Yeah, well, I want to. I want to get Saudi. Yeah. I want to get. Get the. Get the live golf kind of deal going.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

I want to do a podcast from Fight island for, like, three guys where, like, three shakes.

[Memes]

That's bullshit, because it's not an island. You know? It's not an island, right?

[Adam Friedland]

It wasn't an island.

[Big Cat]

No.

[Adam Friedland]

They lie.

[Memes]

They lied about.

[Adam Friedland]

They lie.

[PFT Commenter]

It's a beach.

[Adam Friedland]

Yeah, it's a fight beach.

[Memes]

Yeah, Fight Beach.

[Adam Friedland]

Oh, off. Did you guys watch the. This weekend?

[Memes]

We were at.

[Adam Friedland]

Yeah, you watched my. My Countryman ddp?

[PFT Commenter]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

South Africa.

[PFT Commenter]

We got Africa manhandled.

[Memes]

Just an ass kid.

[Adam Friedland]

It was just like a.

[PFT Commenter]

He just got. He just got, like, wrestled.

[Adam Friedland]

It was just hugging.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Memes]

It was like, dragged around his knee.

[Adam Friedland]

It did at the end. Like, maybe the most miraculous. It just seemed like maybe because I was like. I kept saying to my boy, I was like, maybe like, this guy, but he's like, you know, this guy is the.

[Big Cat]

The.

[Adam Friedland]

He has the. The mental fortitude of the people that did the apartheid. I mean, this guy. This guy's gonna. This guy's like, he doesn't have quit, you know? Yeah, no, but, yeah, he came in.

[PFT Commenter]

He was a great guy.

[Big Cat]

We.

[PFT Commenter]

We interviewed him last.

[Adam Friedland]

He seems like a great guy. He's doing it for Africa, dude. Yeah, he's doing it for. He's the. He's the king. The African king. Wait, what is he. He's like, I'm the real African king.

[PFT Commenter]

He said that? Hell, yes, I'm the real African.

[Adam Friedland]

I just went back. My. My parents are from Cape Town. I was born in la, but I just went back in March to. To. For my. My grandma's 94th. Oh, yeah, yeah. But, yeah, we were back There for, like. For, like, two weeks. So we go back every couple years. Beautiful city.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Memes]

You ever seen the sharks?

[Adam Friedland]

I. I didn't see the shark right before I went last time. I was saying before my friend, he's like, yo, my cousin got just be eaten. I was like, he's like, yeah, my cousin's dead because he got eaten by a shark.

[PFT Commenter]

Oh, that's not something you casually tell someone.

[Adam Friedland]

Yeah. Like, right. The day I was like, I gotta go to South Africa tomorrow, he's like, yeah, my cousin got eaten there. I was like, I feel like I should have known that. It's like, my boy. I was like, my cousin got eaten.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

Why, Luke? Like, you know, why are you, like, keeping that for me?

[Memes]

Those are crazy odds. Like, nobody gets eaten by shark.

[Adam Friedland]

I guess Lucas's cousin did.

[Big Cat]

Damn.

[Adam Friedland]

Shout out to his cousin. Rip, rip, rip.

[PFT Commenter]

He was a good one.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Fuck off.

[Adam Friedland]

Real sharks.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

Fuck off to the sharks.

[Big Cat]

Do you.

[PFT Commenter]

So you said that people have reached out, like, actual networks, because there is.

[Adam Friedland]

I don't know. We, like. I don't know, because I was waiting for the DNC money. I really thought I was gonna get that goddamn call. Yeah, listen.

[PFT Commenter]

They're like, what, like 10 million or something? Listen.

[Adam Friedland]

People will pay anyone money. They listen. I will listen. I stand for nothing.

[Big Cat]

It.

[Adam Friedland]

I'm.

[Big Cat]

I am.

[Adam Friedland]

I. It's the highest bidder.

[Memes]

A dollar.

[Adam Friedland]

It is the highest bidder.

[Memes]

Capitalism.

[Adam Friedland]

I will. I will do it for anyone. But no, the DNC never called me. I. I don't just. I. I guess no one. No one wants me. I think at this point, it's like, the concept was always, like, to make something real and then sell it, but I don't know if in this day and age, like, I have the ability. I'm like, I have, Like, I'm not gonna sell my. My. I. The show. And they own it now. And then I get canceled.

[Big Cat]

Right.

[PFT Commenter]

And you're also. Then it's not real, because then you have someone telling you what you have to do.

[Adam Friedland]

You have, like, standards and practices and lawyers. Yeah, Like, I have to. You know, I could. I could make anything I want, really. And, like, I get to adhere to whatever.

[PFT Commenter]

Don't give up that freedom.

[Adam Friedland]

And it's. But I think also, just if anything, like. I think if you, like, see, like, them boys down in Austin, it's like you kind of also make more money.

[Big Cat]

Maybe be.

[Memes]

Yeah, you can, but I don't think.

[Adam Friedland]

There'S money in TV anymore.

[Memes]

But no, Joe still owns his stuff, right? Yeah, like, he Just has to put it on Spotify.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Do you.

[PFT Commenter]

Have you realized that you are doing a podcast?

[Big Cat]

No.

[Adam Friedland]

It's not a pod. It's a talk show.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Memes]

Wearing suits.

[PFT Commenter]

You say how much you hated doing a podcast.

[Adam Friedland]

Well, it is highly produced. I will.

[Big Cat]

It is. Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

I mean, like, we. I am trying to make something cohesive that is a little bit different because the concept of, like, making another fucking podcast.

[Big Cat]

I agree.

[Adam Friedland]

It's just like, what are you gonna be fucking? Is another one? Like, you have to do something a little bit, like, a little bit different.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Memes]

Do you get nervous for every guest?

[Adam Friedland]

Yeah, I don't. I don't know. I've kind of, like, realized that I'm like. I don't know. I have, like, very, like.

[Big Cat]

It's.

[Adam Friedland]

Maybe it's a delusional, but, like, I've realized when you meet people, they're not that scary.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

Jadakiss. I was nervous about.

[Big Cat]

About.

[Adam Friedland]

Because it's like, I'm like a white guy. Like a white boy my age. I was like. I've been talking like him my whole life. Just, like, behind closed doors in a Jewish summer camp scenario. We're like, yeah, we're putting on fitted and stuff. I felt a little bit like. And I had to tell him, like, yeah, off top. I was like, listen, I'm nervous right now because I used to. I used to wear Mitchell and Ness in a Jewish context and pretend. And he's like, that's love. That's hip. That's real hip hop. Yeah, I. I don't think it is, but thank you.

[Memes]

I remember before Dave went on your show, we talked for.

[Adam Friedland]

I think Dave thought it was come down.

[Memes]

Yeah, I think he might have thought.

[Adam Friedland]

I think Dave was one of the most confused of our.

[PFT Commenter]

I. I think afterwards he said. I was like, how'd it go? He's like, weird.

[Adam Friedland]

He's like, that guy. I think he was like, yeah, this was. This was one of the. That was weird.

[Big Cat]

Weird. Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

And I was like, thanks for doing it, dude. Really excited. I didn't. I think he didn't know what to make of me.

[Memes]

We talked for. I. I think you talked to me for, like, two hours.

[Adam Friedland]

I love researching. Researching Dave and knowing what to expect.

[Big Cat]

And.

[Memes]

Yeah, I think the. The amount that I told you was, like, you would say, like, put these ideas at me, and I'd be like, yeah, do that. He's gonna be fine. Just say whatever you want to him.

[Adam Friedland]

Well, yeah, you want to know. You want to make something comfortable. Yeah, I don't I don't know if I did with Dave, but like, I think, I think with Dave, like, I think historically maybe like, like when he looks at me, he's like, historically, that's all like, that's a gay. And then I like, knew. I knew ball, right?

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

And he's like. And I think if the gay, if, if gay. If a gay knows ball is like, am I gay? Am I gay? I think I just, like, I broke his brain.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

I think he was expecting. Not that, that. And then I was like, you know, like, I asked him if he, he's read poor noise complaints. Everyone asking me that.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah, no, that was, that was, I love doing it.

[Adam Friedland]

You credit to Roan and you guys like encouraging this because I think that, you know, you're, you know, you're, you're head of state. If anything, you're president.

[Memes]

You can say whatever you want to Dave.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

Your president, you know, like, you put him in a situation where he's incredibly confused as to how he, how he got there.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

Like this is, yeah. He like calls the crisis team right after. He's like, what did you just have me do?

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Memes]

Back to my bunker.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Memes]

Dave's eliminated and Frank the Tank has to step up.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

Is he vice president?

[Memes]

Yeah. You should interview Frank the Tank.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

Frank would be great.

[Adam Friedland]

He's still in New York.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Yes.

[Adam Friedland]

He's loyal. Not like you boys sold out.

[PFT Commenter]

What guest actually got mad at you?

[Adam Friedland]

Who's got actually mad at me?

[PFT Commenter]

I'm assuming it happens.

[Adam Friedland]

Well, yeah. Anthony Weiner.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

[Memes]

That was good, though.

[Adam Friedland]

It was good. I, I, I see. Like, I.

[PFT Commenter]

So why did he get mad at you?

[Adam Friedland]

I think that he just knows how to argue. I think that he was just like, I, I think which is like the, the language of like me arguing with another Jewish guy. That it's, it's like I've been doing it my whole life with other Jewish people. Like, like, it's like just like me and my dad have yelled at each other in that way and it just became that very early on I set up like some you, you know, I try to set up small talk. Right, Right. I guess. Comfortable, like hahaha, you know, like, and I was like, you know, I was like, oh, he's a Met fan. I was like, oh, yeah. Like, you seem more like a Yankee fan. You know? And he's like, what, what's that supposed to mean? What's that supposed to mean? And I was like, you know, because you're like macho the Met fans are like, you know, like, I'm sorry. And like, oh, getting with this. Like, you know, like redheads and they allergies and like go to therapists and stuff. Yankees fans.

[Memes]

Two.

[Adam Friedland]

Two families.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

You know, like.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

Cheat on taxes. Insider trading.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

Insider trading. Secret wife. Yeah. That lives three blocks away in the South Bronx. You know that, that's, that's a Yankee fan. Like a guy that's like got machismo and he's like, I don't know what the you're talking about. He's like like the Mets are New York's team. He's like any real New Yorker. He's like, no real New Yorker is. Are Yankees fans. And I was like, what are you talking.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

That cannot be possible.

[Adam Friedland]

He's like, you guys buy your rings. And I was like, this was the small talk section. This was the small talk sir.

[PFT Commenter]

We were supposed to giggle at each other.

[Adam Friedland]

I was like. He was supposed to be like, haha.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Memes]

I think you hit it off with Fredo though.

[Adam Friedland]

Alfredo loved.

[Memes]

I was like, I don't know which way this is going to go.

[Adam Friedland]

Typically if I expect someone, I'm going to vibe with someone, they don't like me. And if I'm expecting going to vibe, they do end up liking me.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Memes]

Now, does he like you still though?

[Adam Friedland]

Yeah, I did his News Nation show.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

I. I don't know. Yeah, he's.

[Big Cat]

He makes.

[Adam Friedland]

I don't know, he makes fun of me. I. When I did his News Nation show, he was very laudatory, but it was a little bit embarrassing. It was like, this is the future of the world of the. The voice of a gener. I was like, shut up.

[PFT Commenter]

Like, yeah, you had.

[Adam Friedland]

You're embarrassing me.

[PFT Commenter]

Your New Yorker profile kind of had.

[Big Cat]

Had.

[PFT Commenter]

They were like, yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

I said last week we got there was that. That came out.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

They were like, oh, is he the next Jon Stewart? Is he the key to like Rogan on the right is Adam Friedland on the left. And you just like, I don't know.

[Adam Friedland]

They're desperate.

[Hank]

It's crazy.

[Adam Friedland]

They have nothing. If it's me from cometown, they don't have dude. Like just like fascism is we. They. Is it me versus what, Donald Trump?

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

What the fuck am I going to do about it? I just want to make the show funny. I don't be like the left. I have my own opinions on shit, but I'm not.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

Have they, has anyone approached you about that? Because it is, it is the desperation. You can like Smell it on them. Where it's like, who's the answer? Who's the.

[Adam Friedland]

I've got a couple members of Congress now. Like, well, I had Ro Khanna as a senator, and then I did two interviews with members of Congress last week.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

But it's just like, like, if they think that they lost because they didn't, because they didn't have a good enough podcast, they're idiots.

[PFT Commenter]

They've done it to Stobby, too.

[Adam Friedland]

Maybe they lost because they offered nothing.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

Maybe they lost because they're like, they're like, yeah, you can't have health care, but like, we painted a rainbow crosswalk.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Memes]

Listen, Adam, if you, if we want to podcast, pitch tax credits for health care.

[PFT Commenter]

Adam is our guy.

[Adam Friedland]

Yeah, it's always their, Their is always like, so it was like a Nathan for you. Like, Democrat plays are always like, if you, like, you know, like, we have a voucher that you need, like, validated, like. Yeah. And you have to get, like, a punch card. You have to hike to the top of a mountain, and you have to be a latina that's between 20 and 23. And then, like, you, like, if you're born in the first six months of the year, and then you get 200 towards, like, your first house.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

And it's like, like, what? How is that? Like, they're like, they're like, this is like, yeah, we're off. No one understands what that means.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

Donald Trump's like, if you, if you, like, say, I'm sorry, you're gay.

[Memes]

Makes way more sense.

[Adam Friedland]

That makes total sense.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

Is it uncomfortable, though, because it's happened to Stavi, too, where, like, the left, this weird thing has happened where it's like, we need to find someone. And you guys, you're.

[Adam Friedland]

And it's me. Your stuff, your names come up.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah, I see it.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

And they're like, I. And I. I. It's funny because I obviously know both of you, and being fans of both of you, it's like, these guys are just around, and they also, they have their own opinions. They don't fit into a box. That's why people like them.

[Adam Friedland]

Yeah, I'm not, I don't.

[Big Cat]

I haven't.

[Adam Friedland]

I'll share my opinions. But the other thing is, this is like, comedians have been, like, hoisted to this level. They shouldn't be at, like, I, I, I hear people online say that they are not qualified to say. And it's like, you talk about your dick on stage, like, you're not qualified to talk about, like, the transmission rates of COVID and like, the NIH health fraud and, like. Shut up.

[PFT Commenter]

That was the best.

[Big Cat]

The.

[Adam Friedland]

The guys that try to, like, literally, like, like a waitress at a comedy club.

[PFT Commenter]

Bill Burr on Rogan. I was like, during COVID and they were both smoking cigars, and Bill Burr was like, dude, we're not doing this. We're not.

[Big Cat]

We're.

[PFT Commenter]

We don't know anything. And it was.

[Adam Friedland]

They feel fully. So I, I don't. I try to avoid that. If there's something that I believe, like, I have a. An opinion on, I'll share that. But I'm not like, they, they. It's not going to be me, folks. I, I don't know. I mean, like, I, I just want the show to be good and interesting.

[Big Cat]

Check.

[Adam Friedland]

But when I, I.

[Big Cat]

Where.

[Adam Friedland]

Where's the check?

[PFT Commenter]

The check.

[Big Cat]

When did.

[Adam Friedland]

Where's the check?

[PFT Commenter]

All right, you. You stop me when, when, when, when the. When the money's enough for you to become an industry plant for the Democrats.

[Big Cat]

All right.

[PFT Commenter]

5 million.

[Adam Friedland]

What does that mean?

[Big Cat]

10 million.

[Adam Friedland]

Just one time.

[Memes]

One check.

[PFT Commenter]

One check. 25.

[Adam Friedland]

Know how much they waste on money?

[PFT Commenter]

25 million.

[Adam Friedland]

They wasted two. $50 million in that last selection.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

$100 million.

[Adam Friedland]

Yeah, of course.

[PFT Commenter]

Okay.

[Adam Friedland]

All right, That's. Of course. What is it?

[Memes]

That's my line.

[Adam Friedland]

We're doing the game.

[PFT Commenter]

We get a 10 cut.

[Adam Friedland]

We're doing the game.

[PFT Commenter]

We negotiated that.

[Adam Friedland]

We're doing the game. Would you suck a dick? Yeah, I would suck a dick for.

[Memes]

$500,000 that you've come.

[Adam Friedland]

It's a lot of money. No, no.

[Memes]

It used to be a million.

[Adam Friedland]

Yeah, it used to be a million.

[PFT Commenter]

You said standards that you.

[Adam Friedland]

That. That was the funniest game of all time. Like, middle school game.

[Memes]

Who's that with that? You did on Steiny. Steiny, that's right. And Steiny was.

[Adam Friedland]

No way, bro.

[Memes]

He was like, no way. But I would do it. It for 100 mil, but I'd have to be really drunk.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Memes]

It's like, wait. So that you would like it more. You would be. You would, like, kind of want to.

[Adam Friedland]

Do it for that notion of, like, that I'd be ruined the rest of my life.

[Memes]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

If I had a. If I got $100 million from sucking a dick. A scenario which is, you know, a very real scenario that some. The notion that there's like a daddy war box that has $100 million for one suck. Like, it's just a. It's. It's such a funny, absurd concept concept.

[Memes]

Yeah, Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

I would suck a dick for a million dollars. Who cares?

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Memes]

But for the rest of your life, people be like, that's the guy. That's rich because he sucked a dick.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Memes]

And you'd be like, yeah, correct.

[PFT Commenter]

Didn't you do Mary kill with him too?

[Big Cat]

And.

[PFT Commenter]

And steroids was on it. And he was like. Or was that another someone else? They were like, they were struggling. They're like, we gotta keep steroids. Like, we gotta.

[Big Cat]

Those.

[Adam Friedland]

Well, those guys like, yeah. It's so funny with the. In retrospect, what happened to them. Now everyone's mad at them because they.

[PFT Commenter]

The Nelk boys.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Memes]

After it was over, when they were looking at the comment section, be like, that's all like having the modern day.

[Big Cat]

Hitler on your show.

[Memes]

All right, that's valid point.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Yeah. We didn't really.

[PFT Commenter]

Like, if we knew what we know now, we probably wouldn't have done it.

[Adam Friedland]

But the funniest part is like, they were like, we've been talking to experts all day. We talked to. We talked to Nick Fuentes, Myron from Fresh and Fit, and then some other guy. And I was like, you talked to three Holocaust deniers and then me, I was like, what do you mean they're experts on Israel? Is it like. That's a. It's such a funny idea that, like, concept or like microcosm of the. Of the world today is like in the middle of Gaza. BB's like, we gotta do full sand.

[PFT Commenter]

We gotta drink a happy dad.

[Adam Friedland]

We gotta crack a happy dad with Steve. We'll do it.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

We gotta do a chug.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Memes]

It was. It was absolutely insane. Then afterwards.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Memes]

All the fallout after it when they were like, we should.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Memes]

In retrospect, we probably should have done some more research to find out who we're gonna. They're not. They're not gonna change anything.

[Adam Friedland]

Well, the thing about them is, like, they literally. That's the interesting thing. And that's what, like, when I interviewed him, like, I talked to him about it, but, like, is that like in the world today? It was like, you know, I was like, why do you think, like the most powerful man in the world, like, Donald Trump, the president have. Has done your show four times. And why do you think, like, the richest man in the world, Elon Musk, has done your show? And I think, like, they have, like, no concept.

[Memes]

They just think they're. They're really good. They're right.

[Adam Friedland]

They're like. Cause it's.

[PFT Commenter]

We're awesome interviews.

[Adam Friedland]

It's fire, dude. Which crack? Happy dads do pr. Lifestyle content.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

We party content.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Memes]

We said we'd have it. We'd have anybody.

[Adam Friedland]

But it's just, like, that's what the world is today. Like, you used to have to go out like.

[Big Cat]

Like, you.

[Adam Friedland]

That's. That's Meet the Press nowadays. It's chug, chug, guys. And then. But yeah, and then, like, now, in the middle of.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

Like. Like, probably, like, the most controversial, like, human rights. Like. Like disaster in the world. Like, the prime minister of Israel is like, we gotta go. We gotta do.

[Big Cat]

How much.

[Adam Friedland]

Gotta do.

[Memes]

Nelk, how much do you think they told him beforehand?

[Adam Friedland]

Bibi, how much did they tell?

[Memes]

Like, how did they prep him?

[Adam Friedland]

I think Israel thought it was a good idea.

[Memes]

I think it's more that morning where.

[Adam Friedland]

They'Re like, honestly, it's got to be more embarrassing for Israel than it is for Nelk. If we're like. If we're talking about, like, seriously right now.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah, they thought this was gonna work.

[Adam Friedland]

They thought this was good pr.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

To see Jews bad at PR like this, that is really the offensive part to me. Like, this is. This is a thing we invented. We're good at lying and being sneaky. We used to be sneaky. I miss what our thing used to be. Hiding. We used to be, like, one of my favorite Jews ever, Anna Frank. She was one of the best hiders in history. What happened to hiding? Now we're going to the Army. If I told my mother I was going to Afghanistan after I graduated high school, she would have killed herself. We're not supposed to go to the Army.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

It'S not. We're not made for it.

[Memes]

We'll get back to Adam in a second. He's brought to you by Mountain Dew. Nothing says summer like being at camp with the boys, hanging out, playing some softball. Today, taking Max yard repeatedly in softball. Hank, three home runs today.

[Big Cat]

Day. Yeah.

[Memes]

Three home runs derby.

[Hank]

It's like 10.

[Memes]

You lost off Max.

[Max]

You lost to me in the Home Run Derby.

[Hank]

Off Max was a team game.

[Memes]

You went yard twice off Max today. That was awesome. I went yard off Max today. Once. That was pretty cool. Not as cool as doing it twice, though. Hank. That was awesome. And we were celebrating with Mountain Dew. The mountain dude was here. He was passing out dudes to everybody. Cool guy. He's got great hair. Love the mountain dude. Nothing goes better with hanging with the boys than the refreshing, citrusy kick of Mountain Dew. And the new cans look gorgeous. I've got the zero sugar right here. Love the flavor of the zero sugar Mountain Dew. The mountain is calling Experience the refreshing citrus kick of Mountain Dew. Grab one today. And now here's more. Adam Friedland, who's.

[PFT Commenter]

Who's your dream guest? One. One.

[Adam Friedland]

I don't know, dude. Fucking Obama, Trump. I mean, I would love. I was saying earlier today, and also, I was, like, dead tired. The first. First part of the day, dude. Dude, I've done, like. I feel like.

[PFT Commenter]

I told you I was gonna. You text me, you're like, hey, I want to do it. I feel strong.

[Adam Friedland]

Car wash. No, you guys are. You guys are. You guys are. This is a lot of work to me.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

We had this four shows. Yeah, that's. I'm impressed. I'm floored. I'm impressed by the.

[Memes]

One of the shows is also.

[Adam Friedland]

I'm walking that I'm standing on the shoulders of giants right now.

[Memes]

One of the shows is also just you eating lunch.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah, Well, I did a lunch pod. Asked not only lunch, but he said. I said, adam, what do you want for lunch? And he's like, whatever. I'm easy. I was like, tell me your favorite meal. He's like, sushi. And then. And Chef Donnie's like, yeah, I can make him sushi.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

It took, like, seconds to get sushi.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

And we were standing there. I was like, you've been in Japan before. He's like, yeah. I was like, the food's good. He's like, oh, no, it's great food. Check out that. Check out the cooking one that I did.

[Big Cat]

No, no.

[Adam Friedland]

But early this morning, I was like, I am interested in, like. Like, what's going on. Obama's mind. I mean, I don't know. Like.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

What?

[Adam Friedland]

Yeah, it's like, I would love to interview. There's, like, a ton of people I'd probably love to interview. I don't know. I haven't really thought about it. You know, it's just like, Obama's got to be so bored. Like, he stopped being the president so young, and he was. What is he doing?

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

And everything changed dramatically the second it was over. And it's like, does he think it's his fault? Does he think you should do. Say something?

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Memes]

Like, deep down inside, does he.

[Adam Friedland]

Is he happy? Is he depressed and, like. Yeah. I wonder if he's, like, laying in bed at night and he's just like, if. If he's, like, depressed or stressed out.

[Memes]

He saw the drone strikes on, and he was like. He was like, that makes me miss the White House so much.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Memes]

This Houthis get.

[Adam Friedland]

I wish I. That I missed the drones.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

Because I feel like Obama's like, there is, like, a. Maybe some conscience in there. Like, Bill Clinton, like, came from a dirt floor, you know, it's like Arkansas. Like, he got it out the mud, you know, Bill Clinton's like, it's all in the game, you know?

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Right.

[Adam Friedland]

Bill Clinton, like, with, like, you know, kill an orphan and be like, that's what the game's all about. He's like, proposition Joe.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

You know, I feel like, yeah, that's what the game's all about, you know, Like. But, like, Barack Obama, I feel like, is like. I don't know. He's the first black president, you know? Do you remember, like, when he won, we were like, damn, a black guy's the president.

[Big Cat]

We're like.

[Memes]

Like, we're like, america, United States is fixed.

[Adam Friedland]

America's like, we're. Yeah, America's awesome.

[Big Cat]

Yep.

[Adam Friedland]

Yeah, we. We got. I. I lived in D.C. i went to college there, and I ran to the White House and I was like. I was yelling at the building. I was like, you, Bush? I was like, we got a black guy's moving to the White House, you piece of. That was like, when everyone hated Bush. He was like, yeah, 8% approval rating.

[Memes]

Yeah. Were you there when. When they killed bin Laden, dude.

[Adam Friedland]

When they killed bin Laden. And like, John Cena said it on Raw, dude. America.

[PFT Commenter]

That was.

[Memes]

Did you go to the White House that night?

[Adam Friedland]

I think. When was that? That was.

[PFT Commenter]

That was maybe 2011.

[Adam Friedland]

2011. I don't know. I think I was mad at Obama already.

[Memes]

Okay.

[Adam Friedland]

I think I was like, already, like, when they. They, like, up health care and then they up, like, you know, the. They bailed out Wall Street.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Memes]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

Like, the guys who ruined everyone's life, like, just got more. Made more money from it.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

I was like, oh, bomb is just like the rest of them.

[Memes]

You're like, damn, he caught it. He could.

[Adam Friedland]

I was like, I got Obama. I got fooled.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

But no, no, I was talking the other day. Do you remember, like, there was that shooting in South Carolina at that church, and then he did the memorial, and this was, like, years into his presidency, and he's giving the. You. The, like, eulogy at the church, and then he starts, like, amazing. And we were like, obama can sing.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

We're like, he can fucking sing, too.

[Memes]

Pulling that out.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Memes]

That was.

[Adam Friedland]

We're like, we didn't even know he could sing.

[Memes]

And he could ball, too.

[PFT Commenter]

And pulls off a mean tan suit.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

Although I Was saying earlier today, I've heard from someone that's hooped with him.

[PFT Commenter]

Oh, you think he's getting preferential treatment?

[Adam Friedland]

I heard that he calls bullshit fell.

[PFT Commenter]

No way.

[Adam Friedland]

Not, not to. Now I'm going to get fucking killed by the Secret Service.

[PFT Commenter]

You get drone strikes.

[Adam Friedland]

Yeah, I don't give a fuck, dude. Obama apparent.

[PFT Commenter]

That's actually like. Because I would, I would have no problem.

[Adam Friedland]

It's a mark against his person.

[PFT Commenter]

No, absolutely. I would have no problem. If you told me that guys take it easy on him. I'd be like, well, yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

Yes.

[Memes]

Jump shot goes in the jump.

[PFT Commenter]

If you're calling fouls, like I don't even call.

[Adam Friedland]

It's pickup.

[PFT Commenter]

You don't call fouls. We have one guy here who calls fouls and everyone just, and everyone thinks he's.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

It's Obama. He plays with us.

[Memes]

Just don't get foul.

[Adam Friedland]

You're the president. Yeah, yeah, you're The President.

[Big Cat]

President.

[Adam Friedland]

Mr. President. Do not.

[PFT Commenter]

I would love to interview someone who's like, yeah, Obama called some bullshit files on me.

[Adam Friedland]

Isn't that like a, that's like a, it's a thing.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

Brain.

[PFT Commenter]

You're like, no, I judge him differently.

[Adam Friedland]

I don't like that. I don't like that.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

Just weak ass fouls and pick up basketball.

[Adam Friedland]

I just want to know what he. I don't, I want to because it's like, you know, I guess he was in the campaign last, last time but we really just haven't heard from him. And it's like, I just want to know what, what his, his, his deal is.

[Memes]

The last thing I heard from him was he got accused of like inventing the dossier behind Trump. The Russian dossier.

[Adam Friedland]

Yeah.

[Memes]

And like being a big part of that and like pushing that forward. Was that him investigating him? And then he released a statement which he never does. He's not like, he doesn't ever really come out and say anything but he was just like, hey, didn't do this. This is bad because they, it took him being accused of treason and like threatened with the death penalty for him to be like, I had to do that. So I think wherever he is, he might just be off the grid all the time.

[Adam Friedland]

I think he's in Martha's Vineyard.

[Memes]

Yeah, he's just chilling.

[Adam Friedland]

I think he's just water skiing.

[PFT Commenter]

He's golfing.

[Adam Friedland]

Just chilling and just golfing. That's. I don't like that. I feel like there's has to be something inside of Obama.

[PFT Commenter]

It is weird when you Say it.

[Adam Friedland]

Because there has to be in his brain, which is like, where he's like, watching this and he's like, like, let me be. God damn.

[Memes]

Get me back out. No, because he's hoping that Trump runs again.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Memes]

So that he can then come in and.

[Adam Friedland]

Does he want to get off the bench?

[Memes]

Trump v. Obama. I think he'll do it for Trump. Feel.

[Adam Friedland]

They don't. If they're looking at me and stop. They don't have.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Adam Friedland]

He's the one. He's the one talent they have.

[Memes]

Yeah. I. I always say that if you want to be president, you should never be president. And that's the problem that we have is like, the mindset that it takes to get to that position.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Memes]

Is just absolutely insane.

[Adam Friedland]

I'm probably gonna have to do it.

[Memes]

It's not.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah.

[Memes]

You need a reluctant president such as yourself.

[Adam Friedland]

I made that. I made that joke to my girlfriend. I was like. I was. Because I've been, like, interviewing these people. I was like, these people are like, you're supposed to. I thought they were like, supposed to. I. I'm expecting them to cook me. Right. And that I'm like, finding that they're, like, way less impressive, you know, than I would have thought a politician should be.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Memes]

Like, doing crowd work preps you for that a little.

[Adam Friedland]

I don't. I'm not a crowd work guy. I'm terrible at it. I mean.

[Memes]

But you've done it.

[Adam Friedland]

Well, just in, in me asking them a question. They like, I've. They get flustered.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah. No politicians in your head. Adam Friedland.

[Adam Friedland]

It's like, you know, it's like not in your head.

[PFT Commenter]

When, when you're like, younger, you're like, politicians, those are the, like, those are the adults in the room. And then you realize, like, no, they're just fucking idiots who are, like, addicted to power.

[Adam Friedland]

No, but they're supposed to be able to, like, you know, dance around.

[Big Cat]

Right.

[Adam Friedland]

And deflect and stuff. And sometimes I've, like, asked a question.

[PFT Commenter]

They're like, like, dude, I'm not even.

[Big Cat]

Come on.

[PFT Commenter]

I'm not even trying.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

I don't know. I'm an idiot.

[Memes]

I think since media has become so fragmented where you have, like your friendly shows that you do, they all just go on their friendly shows and get some softballs. So they're not used to having somebody ask them, like, any sort of follow up question for anything. So when you do, you scramble their brains.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

I think. Well, also there with, like, the Democrats, they're used to, like, just Doing the like. Like the, like Anderson Cooper. And they're like, well, Anderson. And then they, like, give the talking point thing. And then they're not used to actually having a conversation about this stuff, like, in a. In a different context. And I think it's like. Like when I found. There's one I did last week that was like. The guy was like. I said to him, I was like, you sound bad. Like, I was like, I'm not even saying that in a mean way, but you can't say that in front of people.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

Like I said, I was like, you know, like, you.

[Big Cat]

You.

[Adam Friedland]

You know, I asked him about, like, one of the people that, you know, donors to, you know, private donors that he's taking money from, and he's like, well, I can't decide, you know, when people like me. And I'm like, you can't. It doesn't sound like a good excuse.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, no, right.

[Adam Friedland]

Like, maybe it's like, if you don't need that money, you. You're in a safe, blue district. Maybe you don't have to take money from the real estate lobby.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

You know, maybe you don't have to take money from Black Rock.

[Big Cat]

Maybe.

[Adam Friedland]

It sounds like you're not doing what's the right thing.

[Memes]

Call George Clooney. He'll help you.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, exactly.

[Adam Friedland]

Come on, bro, just lie.

[PFT Commenter]

Just chill.

[Adam Friedland]

Cheat.

[Memes]

I do like how everybody watched the debate last year and was like, well, this isn't going to work with Biden. And then the Democrats were like, well, let's hold on. Let's give it a sec. Then George Clooney was like, I don't think it's going to work. Like, okay, George Clooney.

[PFT Commenter]

He called me Leo.

[Adam Friedland]

Well, they said that it was Obama that kind of like, with that. That pulled the trigger on the.

[Big Cat]

On clues.

[Memes]

He put Clooney up to it.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, that.

[Adam Friedland]

That was the background. That's what I've heard. But that in the background, Obama was trying to get Biden to drop out for a while. Well, and that. I think it was like, just.

[Memes]

It's.

[Adam Friedland]

I think in retrospect, it's kind of just these families that don't like each other.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

And then I think Dr. Jill's a baddie. Dr. Jill was like, you, we're not gonna do it. So then the Democrats rolled out like a mentally enfeebled septuagenaria. I mean, that was, like, embarrassed. Do you remember thinking, like, for. It's. But it's, like, embarrassing for America.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

Like, everyone's watching that. We look like idiots.

[Memes]

The argument about the golf handicap was.

[Big Cat]

Was good.

[Adam Friedland]

That was amazing.

[Memes]

That was strong.

[Adam Friedland]

I'll kick your ass, Buster.

[Memes]

You gotta carry your own.

[Adam Friedland]

Listen, Nancy, see me on the links.

[PFT Commenter]

It was always great when he would break out, like, insults that you. That haven't been said since, like, 1920. Yeah, that's how old he was.

[Adam Friedland]

Listen, Carol.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

Your horse Whisper.

[Memes]

Think so, Buster Brown.

[Adam Friedland]

Dude, I. I rewatched the.

[Big Cat]

The.

[Adam Friedland]

What was it? The Corn Pop video the other day.

[Memes]

Oh, yeah, that was a good one.

[Adam Friedland]

And I. First of all, that was, like, 10 years.

[PFT Commenter]

Which one was that?

[Memes]

It's not even the craziest part. The craziest part was him talking about how the kids used to play with his leg hair.

[Adam Friedland]

They used to. They used to rub my hair up and down. And he's, like, around all these little kids in, like, bikinis and stuff, and they're so bored. He's, like, at a pool, like, and it's the opening for a pool in Delaware where he used a lifeguard, I guess.

[Memes]

And I think it's an integrated pool. So there were some African American kids that were there that. I think the message behind it was they had never seen. Seen white person's leg hair in the water before. Yeah. Just enamored by it. And so he was, like, sharing this story as a touching part of his youth growing up.

[Adam Friedland]

And then his brain just goes on this tangent about this, like, rough customer named Corn Pop who he calls Nan. He calls him Mary because he had a. Because he had a. Because they used to put the pomade in there and, you know, put the pomade in your hair. And. And I said, get off that diving board, Nancy or Mary or something. He's, like, homophobically abuses a gang member, and then the guy threatens him with a. With a.

[PFT Commenter]

With a switchblade.

[Adam Friedland]

A. A straight razor.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

Probably a comb. West side Story.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

Like, yeah. He's like, you know how they used to put the straight razors and put them. Knock them on the curb, you know, get him Rusty. Put them in a barrel. And there's just all these bored kids in bikinis being like, what the is this guy talking about? Put it in my barrel. Get him rushedy. And then.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

And then he tells his. Where that. The engineer at the pool. The guy that, like, there. The pool engineer is like. You go out there and he gives him a. Some chain, and he's like. And he, like, goes up.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

He goes to his car with a chain wrapped around his. And then Corn Pops. Like, he's like, I apologize for calling you Mary.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Memes]

Now, that would be. It would be an awesome story to hear your grandfather tell.

[Big Cat]

Yes. Yeah.

[Memes]

Like an old, senile grandfather. Be like, my grandfather was a badass.

[PFT Commenter]

Oh, but it was great. I remember the one when he just said he called the guy fat. He's like, listen, fat.

[Adam Friedland]

Listen, fat. It was really sad. In the end, it was great. When he called Zelensky Putin, he's like. But on stage, he was like. He said it like. It was the music guest on snl. He's like, ladies and gentlemen, Vladimir Putin. It was the wrong one.

[Memes]

It was the opposite. Let me ask you this. If so, did you see the visual from this weekend when it was Trump and it was Putin and the. In Alaska, the B2s, the F35s flying overhead?

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Memes]

Do you think that Trump would have gone down in history as. As the best American president of all.

[Adam Friedland]

Time if he bombed himself?

[Memes]

If he bombed. If he called in a strike on himself and Putin and just killed both of them, and he wrote a letter to America being like. And it's like the end of Tale of Two Cities. It's a far, far better thing that I have done.

[Adam Friedland]

I think. I think. I think that. I think you're absolutely right.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

I think there's no way around it.

[Memes]

That that would beat the Trojan horse. That would be the top military sneakery of all time. I think.

[Adam Friedland]

I think.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

I mean, that would be insane.

[PFT Commenter]

Say, was a fake Trump.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

It turns out it was a fake Trump.

[PFT Commenter]

Fake Trump. He's sitting in the White House.

[Adam Friedland]

It was like his body double. Like Saddam Hussein used to have his body.

[Memes]

So many body.

[Adam Friedland]

I love that. I love that idea.

[Memes]

That'd be great. You want to talk some ball real quick?

[Adam Friedland]

Yes, I'd love.

[Memes]

I know you're. You're a big ball guy.

[Adam Friedland]

I like.

[Memes]

You're talking to all kinds of ball. You were talking tennis.

[Big Cat]

He.

[Hank]

He.

[Adam Friedland]

Actually, we're talking Agassi.

[Memes]

He broke my brain. I did not know that Andre Agassi wore a wig all those days. He was wearing rug mullet.

[Adam Friedland]

The mullet was a rug.

[Memes]

That's crazy.

[Adam Friedland]

And he was doing smoking meth.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

He was nuts.

[Adam Friedland]

And winning majors.

[Memes]

That's crazy.

[PFT Commenter]

Like, the coolest clothes of all time.

[Adam Friedland]

I was a. Well, I'm from Vegas, and so I was always an Agassiz man. I was always. I like the bad boy.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

Pete Sampers had too much chest hair.

[Adam Friedland]

He was a. But he was like, you know, goody two shoes.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah, he's too pretty.

[Adam Friedland]

That Was those, those were great rivalries those days. I also, I told you I sat next to him as Steffi Graf in. When I went with my parents in like, I think 10th grade to see Fahrenheit 9, 11, the Michael Moore sitting next to them. I was like, wow, it's the goat.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Memes]

I know you like tense. You're an Alcaraz fan, right?

[Adam Friedland]

I like Alcaraz. Yeah, I do. I like him too. But I like that there's a new rivalry.

[Memes]

Yeah, it's good.

[Adam Friedland]

Yeah, Yeah, I was, yeah, I liked, I liked fed a lot too. Yeah, it feels good. I mean, like I, right now, I was, I was telling you that the, if you go in New York to the early round, like day one or day two of the US Open and just get a grounds pass, you could, they, they just have like 10 matches going on 10 different courts at a time, like the little courts. And you just see like the, you know, number 48 guy versus like the, you know, like a guy that want to play in tournament and they're like just playing their like hearts out. And it's like you just bop around and watch different matches. It's like, it's a really fun day.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

But yeah, Agassi, I, I, I was telling you, you got to read the, the autoblog.

[Memes]

I gotta read that.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

Have you read it?

[Big Cat]

No.

[Memes]

Doing the, the Canon ads back then, like images.

[PFT Commenter]

I know that he was like crazy.

[Adam Friedland]

His father, his father was, he was like Earl Woods.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

Style. But like he was psychologically destroyed by this.

[PFT Commenter]

Like, I feel like that happens a lot in tennis specifically.

[Adam Friedland]

He's. Well, first of all. Yeah, it's like, it's a, it's a, there's a psych, it's a psychological game.

[PFT Commenter]

And it's also a game like you like, you have to start very young and there's no team aspect. Exactly. So it's just very much like your dad's your coach and he's just wearing you down as a five year old.

[Adam Friedland]

Well, also, but his dad was like, his dad was Iranian and his dad was a degenerate gambler and he grew up in Vegas. And he'd like, make, I was telling you, he make. He'd make him play a man and he'd be like, and he like, you know, it was like 11 and he'd be like, if you lose, we're gonna lose our house.

[Memes]

I mean, that's a crazy to immigrate to the United States and then be like, I gotta live in Vegas.

[PFT Commenter]

You gotta go to Vegas.

[Memes]

That's where we're gonna live it there. That is the best place in the world.

[Adam Friedland]

Let's go over there.

[Memes]

Yeah. So. So you. You're a tennis guy.

[Adam Friedland]

I'm not a tennis guy, but, yeah.

[Memes]

It sounds like you. You got guys that you like in tennis.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

You like. That's the cool thing is, like, you follow, like, personalities and guys.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

And I've gone, like. It's really fun to, like. I live in New York, so it's fun to go to the US Open when you.

[PFT Commenter]

And you're an Arsenal fan.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

That's huge.

[Adam Friedland]

What do you mean, this stuff?

[PFT Commenter]

I mean, they don't win.

[Adam Friedland]

What are you talking about?

[PFT Commenter]

They haven't won in a long time.

[Adam Friedland]

We're like a real team all of a sudden.

[PFT Commenter]

Oh, yeah. This year, actually should be good.

[Adam Friedland]

No, I mean, this. We should be in that. We're nervous right now. I'm nervous right now, but we're actually, like. We're finally not pathetic. We've been pathetic for. I started watching 2005. 2006.

[PFT Commenter]

That's right after they had the Invincibles.

[Adam Friedland]

They went invisible.04.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah. So that's the worst time.

[Adam Friedland]

I've never seen anything good happen. Yeah, I mean, it really is. Is.

[Big Cat]

It's.

[Adam Friedland]

It's made me. I think it's a reminder every year that you're going to die one day. The saying is, it's the hope that kills you. And it's just like every single year, they do it again. Last year was a wash. Everyone got hurt. It was just like, we. Everything that was. Could go wrong, went wrong. And we're like, we go again next season. And then we, like, accidentally, like, made the champions. We, like, were facing Real Madrid in the. In the quarters, and I was like, oh, we have to put.

[Big Cat]

Never.

[Adam Friedland]

Every. The whole world loves to laugh at us because our thing is that we always, like, our pants fall down in front of the whole school, you know, And. And they just. They love to, like, see that happen. And.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

And then I saw probably, I think probably my. The best thing I've ever seen, which was us win that quarterfinal against Real Madrid and, like, win at the Bernabeu. And, like. And. And I was like, this season might not be over. I was like. And then just. We got shitted on by PSG in the quarters.

[Memes]

How'd you become an Arsenal guy?

[Adam Friedland]

I was a gap year program, and, like, half the. There were a lot of Arsenal supporters, and the first year I watched, they were like, I'm a Laker fan. It Was like the two best teams are Arsenal and Man.

[Big Cat]

Uh, yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

And it's kind of like there were like the. There were like the cool like crossovers and dunks. Guys like the saucy guys.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

And then they were like the, you know, workmen. Like it was like the Celtics, Lakers, you know, Mikhail, you know, the Manu had like English like, you know, Brutes and we had like, just like, like artists.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

And like Thierry Henry was what my favorite player. Like my first favorite on reverse, Wayne Rooney. And like, well, like Henri was like no one has played the position like he did. I mean he was just there. He was the best I've ever seen as a center forward. And yeah, they were like. They just had cool guys and they played in a. They played a beautiful way.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

And. But for 20 years I would just see us get do like just laughed at and on. And like Jose Mourinho would give a press press conference and call like our. Our manager, Arson Wenger would be like, he's gay. And everyone's like, ha, ha ha ha. He sucks. Fuck you. And like just every time something good could happen, it would like. But it was like. It's this weird thing is because I. I can't go to the. Like they had the pub. Like they have Arsenal pub.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

In New York. And I just. I. Being an American, like soccer fan is like, it's the. It's just the worst kind of guy you could be. It's just like. I know that it's lame living in Brooklyn. I live in Brooklyn. I live in Brooklyn and I like footy. Like, it's just like. Shut up.

[PFT Commenter]

You are actually just like a made up person on Twitter. That, that like super, you know, red.

[Adam Friedland]

Pilled guy I used to talk about.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

Like if Tucker. If Tucker saw that.

[PFT Commenter]

It's like a giant.

[Adam Friedland]

Don't tell Tucker.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

With my latte.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Ye.

[Adam Friedland]

Yeah. No, yeah, yeah. No, literally, I used to lay in bed at night and now that I'm just doing the talk show, which is not a podcast, actually.

[PFT Commenter]

No, not a podcast. Just want it on the record for.

[Big Cat]

Not a podcast.

[Adam Friedland]

But I usually like, there is a podcast.

[PFT Commenter]

Can you listen to it as a podcast feed?

[Adam Friedland]

Yeah, we do.

[Memes]

There is a podcast element to it.

[Adam Friedland]

That's for the ad. Yeah, of course for the ads. For the ads. The numbers.

[Big Cat]

Right, Right.

[Adam Friedland]

But for the downloads. But it's meant to be. You watch it on YouTube.com the ad. It's the ad freelancer.

[Big Cat]

Guys.

[Adam Friedland]

Check it out.

[Big Cat]

If you.

[PFT Commenter]

If you listen to it Though you're not missing. Missing anything. Right.

[Adam Friedland]

You're missing a lot. I mean, there's. There's a whole visual aspect.

[Memes]

Adam's physique.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Right.

[Memes]

Are you on trt?

[Adam Friedland]

Listen, came out here.

[Memes]

You should get on top.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

Before that, I used to lay in bed, and you know that one thought you have about yourself where you're like, I'm gonna kill myself. You're like, you're almost asleep. You're like. You, like, jolt out of bed, and it's just the worst thought you have about yourself. Yourself. And mine was, like, always, like, you're a podcaster who lives in Brooklyn. And I'm like, is this what I've done?

[PFT Commenter]

We've joked about it for a long time, though. It is. The worst sentence you could say to someone is, could you come on my podcast?

[Adam Friedland]

I'm a. I'm a podcaster who lives in Brooklyn.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

Who supports Arsenal. Who likes European soccer.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Football.

[Memes]

I call that.

[Adam Friedland]

I actually call it football.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

I actually call it. I say soccer on purpose.

[Big Cat]

Are you.

[PFT Commenter]

Are you. Are you sick of LeBron Ron as a Laker fan?

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

It's. You know what's going to be the worst is the farewell.

[Big Cat]

You remember. Yes.

[Adam Friedland]

Remember the video tribute Kobe year.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

Where everyone has to act. Everyone's like. Everyone's like, you're right. Brashed, like, for, like, 20, 19 years in Kobe's career. Everyone's like, you, Kobe. And then, like, the. For some reason, the whole NBA decided, like, what a gentleman.

[Big Cat]

Thank you, Kirby.

[Adam Friedland]

And he was like. We wheeled him out every game. It, like, was, like, pathetic.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

It's going to be that times 15.

[PFT Commenter]

Oh, it's going to be crazy.

[Memes]

There's going to be a documentary about it.

[Adam Friedland]

There's going to be the documentary, the motivation. The. The genius of the eye. The genius. The.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

No, I mean, I. I think that I'm a Laker fan, so I, like. I guess I'm a Kobe guy, so it's just, like, becoming. Yeah. When we won. Won in the bubble. I've said this before, but, like, I, like, looked into my heart, like, 30 seconds later, I was like, it doesn't feel the same with. With him.

[Memes]

Thank you for being honest about that.

[Adam Friedland]

It really doesn't feel the same with him. And it's like. It just. It's a. An emotional thing, I guess. I think, like, he's just not gonna be my guy and, like. But it's fine. I still, like, he's really good. I. He's 40, like, and he's this good still. And, like, we're still making fun of him and laughing at him.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Memes]

I don't think he's a funny guy.

[Adam Friedland]

Yeah, no, I mean, he's embarrassed. Like, he.

[Memes]

He's a very funny guy.

[Adam Friedland]

He's just a. Why does he. Why does he have to say that? He knew who. Migos was, like, eight. Well, no, they came out.

[PFT Commenter]

We make fun of LeBron, but at the end of the day, imagine, like, the type of brain you would have if from 15 years, like, 15 years old. For the rest of your life, literally, every single interaction you have with another human being is someone trying to be like, we love you. You're the best, like, whatever you want. He has had just nothing but yes men for his entire life. Well, it changes everything. You think you're the funniest. You think you know everything. Like, it's. It would fuck you up.

[Adam Friedland]

That's true. Like, every joke he's told has been laughed at.

[PFT Commenter]

Right.

[Adam Friedland]

And so he thinks he's funny, maybe.

[PFT Commenter]

Or, like, he doesn't have anyone busting his balls.

[Adam Friedland]

No chance. I think. I think he's also the first, like, NBA superstar in, like, an era where you have to market yourself. Like, we didn't know who Jordan was.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

We didn't know that he had just a hate in his gut. And, like, we didn't know. We just thought he, like, off season, he goes. Goes hangs out with Tweety Bird, Bugs Bunny. We didn't know that he was, like, you know, just, like. You know, like, arranging hits and like. And just, like, you know, like. And then, like, in his. In his hall of Fame speech, he's, like, drunk, and he's, like, talking on Brian Russell.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Memes]

Like, he's just like, opponents.

[Adam Friedland]

He's just like.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

When we watched the Last dance, we just see, like, just the spite that motivated him. We didn't know that at all. He was like, a cartoon character. LeBron has had to market himself because, like, social media, like, the digital age and all that, and, you know, he's just terrible at. I mean, I don't know who's this. Whoever's, like, advice. I think he's. The Akron crew is around him.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

And I think the other difference, I think, is, like, Kobe and mj, like, think that it's maybe soft to have friends, you know?

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

They, like. They're like, yeah, you're pathetic that you need other men around you.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

Like, boys. We're people that have no. Like, we're like, it's a man. Doesn't have friends. A man, like, you know, man has.

[PFT Commenter]

A wife, then he dies alone.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

Has a wife.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

Exactly.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

That's.

[PFT Commenter]

Friends with his kids until they're, you know, 12 years old, then he. Then he puts them out on the farm.

[Adam Friedland]

Yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

Alone.

[Memes]

Gets them drafted.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

You know, that's what a man does.

[Adam Friedland]

That's what a man does.

[PFT Commenter]

A man will only cry if their dog dies.

[Zach]

Yeah.

[Memes]

At the national anthem.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

You know, kill your dad. You play baseball Just alleged. This is a big show. I shouldn't be. I'm gonna get in trouble.

[Memes]

We're having fun. That was a fun thing.

[Adam Friedland]

That was a fun thing.

[PFT Commenter]

Riffing.

[Adam Friedland]

We were just riffing. No, but, like, the thing is, like, LeBron is just like, shut up, dude. You don't. Like last year when he was, like, on Pat McAfee, he's like, oh, I'm.

[Big Cat]

Oh.

[Adam Friedland]

Like, he was like, on team mode. He's like, oh, I've had a. I've had the hail, and I've, like, you know, I don't. I don't the hell care no more. And yeah, by the way, Brian Windhorst, you. I. I'm not your best friend.

[Memes]

Known you.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

If you have to say that Brian.

[Adam Friedland]

Windhorse is, like, some guy that's, like. Also, like, was your, like, your guy in the media for 20 years.

[Memes]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

He's, like, went to the same high school as you, and he's like, oh, and by the way, I am not friends with, like, why are you doing this?

[PFT Commenter]

Like, everyone loves Wendy.

[Adam Friedland]

Also, just, like, just leave him alone, LeBron. Just, like, you don't have to, like, convince us, like, just be bald. You imagine if, like, if he had, like, one of those Clyde Drexler, like, C. Afros, and he was just yamming on guys. He was just as buff as he is now. Can you imagine how cool that would look?

[Memes]

That whole thing with Windhorse was like, he was so mad that Windhorst might have gotten one small thing wrong in one of his, I don't know, 10,000. Who cares? Idiot? Don't care.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

Shut up.

[PFT Commenter]

Wind Horse has never pretended that he was, like, best friends with LeBron.

[Adam Friedland]

Yeah, that's my favorite say. That's my favorite say.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Memes]

Yeah, mine too.

[Adam Friedland]

I said, yeah, that's my. I say that all the time. Yeah, I love, like, La Cap, but apparently, like, Like, I. I mean, I've talked to people that are like, cover the NBA and they. They say that, like, they.

[Big Cat]

He.

[Adam Friedland]

He reads everything. Oh, all the lafroud Le Bum I.

[Memes]

Would love to see him on. It's just like Adam. Adam Friedland show.

[Adam Friedland]

I would love to. That's my favorite saying. That's my favorite.

[Big Cat]

That would be.

[Memes]

That would be an all time interview.

[Adam Friedland]

I would love to have. Well, I had Blake Rivet on the show.

[PFT Commenter]

Friend.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, he's the best.

[Memes]

It's not fair. That's not fair how funny Blake is.

[PFT Commenter]

It's. It's really. The guy can. You know, he was dunking better than anyone. A professional athlete made hundreds of million dollars. Oh, and he's funnier than. He has better comedic timing than almost all comedians.

[Adam Friedland]

Like, I had to do it because I'm like, I thought I was like, never going to find a wife. You're like 610. Why are you funny?

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

Well, you're handsome and funny.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

What's the point of funny?

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

He's going to get awesome at golf, too. I know that.

[Adam Friedland]

Like, he's going to be nice at golf.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

He's going to go to like a. The senior tour.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

He's going to just do a scratch.

[Adam Friedland]

Golfer in like 18 months.

[PFT Commenter]

And also he does it all. And he's still the nicest guy. So it's like you can't even be mad. Like, if he was a dick with it, you'd be like, oh, fuck him. He's just the nicest guy.

[Adam Friedland]

He's genuinely the best.

[Big Cat]

Yes.

[Adam Friedland]

Why is he nice to me?

[PFT Commenter]

The best?

[Adam Friedland]

I don't either. I don't deserve him being nice to me.

[PFT Commenter]

I think he thinks you're funny.

[Adam Friedland]

He's lovely.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

He's a great guy.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

I mean, I just. Yeah, I really got. I gave him my theory. We didn't actually. I don't know if it was in the episode about MJ LeBron because, like, from what I've heard, the whole Stephen A. The whole goat.

[Memes]

The goat debate, it'll never die.

[Adam Friedland]

I think that's when Stephen A. That was the thing is what we watched last year was. It was the best because it was the first time that people weren't talking about Trump. It was like, like, it was the first thing that we got to be like, oh, this is great. Isn't this great? But Stephen A. Guy is like, yeah, and if you. And if you touch me, like, I will have no choice but to. But to give you hands. And I'm like, what do you. It's LeBron James.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

Also, why are you threatening.

[PFT Commenter]

Why.

[Adam Friedland]

Why are they threatening? And why is he saying he doesn't want to be? And. And I'M not friends with Brian Windhorse. It's like, what is going on with these people right now? It's like these people are falling apart. Right. And if you. And I will give you the hail hand I will give you. I have. I will have no choice. Choice. And then. And then. But the best part of that whole thing was just like Skip was just so tweeting.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

He was tweeting for like 4.

[PFT Commenter]

Oh, he wanted to get noticed so.

[Adam Friedland]

Bad to avoid and like just being ignored. Zero engagement. Another pathetic like buzzer beater for LeBron tonight.

[PFT Commenter]

He's a SpongeBob.

[Adam Friedland]

Pathetic losers I've ever seen play in the NBA. Perhaps top 40, perhaps maybe top 50 player.

[PFT Commenter]

And he noticed Skip too. Like he's been doing.

[Zach]

He's.

[PFT Commenter]

He's basically been pumping up Bronnie. Almost like a slight to LeBron. It's a weird.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

Like being like he's going to be the next. I don't know. He's lost it.

[Adam Friedland]

But my.

[PFT Commenter]

He just wanted attention. And Stephen A got all of it.

[Adam Friedland]

My read of the subtext with this LeBron Stephen a thing is that. Is that somewhere in. In North Carolina in a big ass house a gentleman had that they took the damn team away because he sucked at owning a team. And he's a little bit. And he's. I think the power you have as in NBA journalism is who you have in your phone. And I think Mr. Mr. Stephen A. Smith. I think he's MJ's guy.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

And I think that potentially, I mean, the concept of him drunk in a mansion alone, just being like, go with him today.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Get him.

[Adam Friedland]

Just go with LeBron.

[PFT Commenter]

And LeBron has guys like for 20 years.

[Adam Friedland]

For 20 years.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

But for 20 years.

[PFT Commenter]

And now he's gonna be on TV, which is gonna be awesome.

[Adam Friedland]

Do you think he'll be good?

[Big Cat]

I.

[Memes]

If he needs a buddy, he needs somebody that can bring it out of him.

[PFT Commenter]

I was also saying, like, they should actually leave buddies.

[Memes]

Yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

They should lean into it and like make the desk like a blackjack table. Like, because who wouldn't watch? Like, like in between commercials.

[Adam Friedland]

You need to give him.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

MJ's playing blackjack. We're gonna go in live.

[Adam Friedland]

He's gonna cry.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

This game's a blowout. Let's watch MJ play a couple hands.

[Adam Friedland]

I wonder how it's gonna go.

[Big Cat]

You.

[Adam Friedland]

You gotta watch.

[Memes]

I mean.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Memes]

I mean, they.

[Adam Friedland]

You have to watch that.

[Memes]

I hope the hate comes out.

[Adam Friedland]

What is it? NBC?

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

And then. And then of course, Blake is going to Amazon.

[Big Cat]

Yep.

[Adam Friedland]

And then inside the NBA is going to espn.

[PFT Commenter]

You just have to go everywhere to watch games. It's crazy.

[Adam Friedland]

I mean, it's just, like, can it. I don't think there's a As. I think. I don't think this is a funnier show on tv. Thanks.

[Memes]

No, it's a perfect show.

[Adam Friedland]

I don't think it's best. It's funnier than Curb, like, when it. Like, it's the funniest show I've ever seen in my life.

[PFT Commenter]

And we. We got to interview Charles Barkley last month, and I was just smiling ear to ear for, like, a day after. He's just the best. Like, everything about him is the best.

[Adam Friedland]

Oh, my God.

[Memes]

They don't have to talk about basketball. They could put.

[Adam Friedland]

Chuck fell asleep.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

Chuck was asleep.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

I mean, just think about. Think about some of the bits they do where be like, name what guy, what team this guy plays for, the league they cover. And they would get it wrong.

[Adam Friedland]

Chuck, Chuck, say any European person.

[Memes]

It doesn't care to learn.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

And.

[PFT Commenter]

But that's the difference. That's like.

[Adam Friedland]

Because they're drunk.

[PFT Commenter]

When Stephen A. Smith makes a mistake, they'll go into, like. Like crisis mode. Like, he'll say, you know, someone's on the Chargers who's not on the char. Who hasn't been on the Chargers in a year. And then you'll see all these stories, like, Stephen Smith has worked so hard. No one else works. These guys make a mistake. They're like, yeah, we that up. That's the.

[Adam Friedland]

You got to do that barely about the game.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

You got to do. You got to be like, hey, I'm an idiot. I that up. If you try to. If you try to pretend that, like, oh, no, it's because I've been working so hard. You guys are working me to the bone. It's like, come on.

[Adam Friedland]

I have to imagine, like, they all actually are concealed carrying while they're on the. On set. Jack Shaq's got a deputies badge.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Memes]

I. I would watch them do the red zone, because ESPN's got red zone, too. In the future. Not this year.

[Adam Friedland]

Right.

[Memes]

I think it's like, next year. Next year, I. I would just have them just sit.

[Adam Friedland]

ESPN got red zone.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

And Charles Barkley loves football. He kept on saying that to us.

[Adam Friedland]

K, do you appreciate red zone?

[Memes]

I. I do. If I can't watch the actual game, I can't.

[Adam Friedland]

I can't. It just makes me feel s. Like I'm losing My mind.

[PFT Commenter]

Well, you know what it is for me from a gambling brain, every time they flip to a game, I'm like, where's the big play?

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

And then it would be like, all right, and that's a five yard out. You're like, I thought it was gonna be like a pick six or something. Touchdown. But yeah, we. We watch all the games here, so we have all the games, like the actual feeds of the games.

[Adam Friedland]

I. I knew some guys that, like, were like, went into like, finance, like, you know, but like the 22, 23 year old kids, and they get like, first huge big check and they had a huge, like, apartment in the West Village and just too much money for the age we were at. I think I remember they had one thing on the wall. It was a Pulp Fiction poster.

[PFT Commenter]

Love that.

[Adam Friedland]

It was like, still, like, just, we're boys.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

And they used to just do. They just used to. On Sunday, 1pm kickoff, they just start ripping coke. Watching Red Zone.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

And I was like. It was chaos. I went over a couple of times and I was like, what are these guys doing? And it was. Can you imagine the sensation of being in the daylight. Cocaine.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

Watching football.

[Adam Friedland]

Yeah. How many screens is it? How many games? Eight.

[Memes]

Get the October.

[PFT Commenter]

Get the Octobox.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Memes]

It is like. It's visual cocaine.

[Adam Friedland]

It's visual cocaine.

[Memes]

And you're also doing actual coke.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

At the same time, it's not stimulated enough.

[Adam Friedland]

Then they have to go like, you know, like just to. To blackrock the next day and just, you know, make them a zillion dollars.

[PFT Commenter]

How to figure out how to buy every house in America.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

How to. How to figure out how to engineer a housing crisis right after, like, being hung over from. From 1pm Blow the day before. Eight ball.

[PFT Commenter]

And the Jaguars and Titans.

[Adam Friedland]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It was.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

That was really funny. Dude, watch them do that.

[Big Cat]

All right.

[PFT Commenter]

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[Big Cat]

Take. Yep.

[PFT Commenter]

So we talked about Cometown. We loved Cometown. When you guys did break up, was there any bad feelings? I feel like you guys obviously came back. We grew together.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

Because it was abrupt.

[Adam Friedland]

A little Dove was exhausted from, like, the road, and he was just like. We couldn't. And then we had to, like, gang record. I think Stav was just burnt out. And then he just recorded a special. So Then he took some time off. We kept doing the show. I mean, the point is that at a certain point you're like, we're, you're not a baby anymore. And like, you want to stop doing podcasts where it's like, what if, if, you know, what if that, you know, what if Tom Brady was Chinese or something? Go a little bit, something like this. Like the Tuck rule would be called the, I don't know, the Chinese rule. You know, we're like, at a certain point, we're like exhausted.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

And it's like, you know, you want to do other things. For me personally, when I started, got to start doing the talk show, it was like a new thing and it was like, put like wind in my sails. I was like, oh, this is like something I want to work on. And then I think Nick's now working on things himself, myself. And like, you know, I think it's at a certain point, it's like, you know, you're like, I don't know. I'm 38 years old now.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

A middle aged man now.

[PFT Commenter]

Is it so weird? I assume people still come up to you on the street.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

It'll be the rest of my life.

[PFT Commenter]

A bug.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

I remember when that all unfolded and I was like, he's screwed. They got him on the Internet.

[Adam Friedland]

I really don't care. I'm so lucky.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

Any of this crap, I mean, like, and it's, it what is? Like, oh, sorry. But like, this is bull. This is a really sad story. But it's my, I got, I got a call from my dad. I was in Union Square. I got a call from my dad and he said, your mom had an MRI and she's, she's got a brain tumor that's expanding. Like her, we knew she had cancer. And he said, it's now aggressively growing. And I said to my dad, I was, I started, I was like, in public and union squares are crying. I said, dad, you know, like, listen, you know, know, we, you know, I just want to let you know you're, you're taking incredible care of her and like, you're my hero. Even if I've, I've said we've said some terrible things to each other during arguments. Like, and then I literally, someone behind me was like, yo, Adam, you're bugged. And like the middle. And I turned around, I was, and I had tears in my eyes. And he was like, oh, sorry. And like, I, I, I imagine this guy was like, thought that I was, that I was like calling My dad and business like, yo, I got like Nick and stop burned me extra hard this week. It's just like that I was crying, like.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

It was like. It's hilarious. Yeah. I don't. I mean, it's, it's. It's weird, but. What do you mean? Like, it's.

[PFT Commenter]

It's funny.

[Adam Friedland]

I mean, I've been, you know, I really don't care about, you know, if my friends like the talk show. I like, work really hard on it. I kind of have guys do the Internet for me.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

These days. Like, smart post for me.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

I don't like, really. What the. I mean, like, I'm just.

[Big Cat]

Did.

[Adam Friedland]

I think I. Because I was the, the. The bug either. Like, you know, on cometown. Gay bug. I think the gay. I just. A gay Jewish bug. I think. I think there's just like. I kind of processed the Internet a while back and now it's just like a little bit like, oh, yeah. I'm like, I have a career and now I get to do this talk show thing. It's like, yeah. I'm like, I don't deserve any of this. Like, I was just like, I'm. I'm incredibly fortunate. I was incredibly lazy.

[Big Cat]

Person.

[Adam Friedland]

Person.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. But.

[Adam Friedland]

But now that I like have an opportunity to do something different and cool, you know, I don't want to blow it. I don't want to blow that opportunity. But also work really hard.

[Memes]

You say that you were lazy, but it was still like. It was a great podcast.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Memes]

It was very, very fun.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

But I don't think it was like, I had a. I mean, I would like, I would knock out three movies a day. I wasn't like working hard. Like, stop was like doing the road still. I think I was like paying my rent and like, I wasn't broke anymore, so I'd like. It just blew my ambition. And at a certain point you're like, no, there's. I gotta. I'm like, I gotta like, I'm gonna die one day. Like, I'm gonna do something with my life.

[Memes]

So you have like an actual schedule now.

[Adam Friedland]

Like, oh my God, I have a staff. I have like. Yeah, I have like, you know, when I. The research wise, I have like, you know, if it's a more substantive guess I have like a journalist that does research package.

[Big Cat]

Oh, wow.

[Adam Friedland]

I work with him.

[Big Cat]

Like.

[Adam Friedland]

Yeah, yeah. No, I mean, I like, I'm like investing myself into this.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

And I was just like, you know, it. It does feel like, like, you know, I'm like, I. I I think when you're lazy for so long, you're like, yeah, I'm. I'm not capable of it. Hey, it's good. It's made me feel pretty happy that I could do it. And I. But I, like, I'm. I still. I'm not good yet. Like, I want to get better at interviews and like.

[Big Cat]

Well, you are good.

[Memes]

Yeah, you are.

[Adam Friedland]

I want to get better at it.

[Memes]

Got the. The most unique style, and I do think it does disarm the guests a bit. Little bit. Where they sometimes trying to make. They want to rescue you sometimes.

[Adam Friedland]

I kind of feel like an alien, I think to some guests, and then them making sense of me, I think is kind of an advantage.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

It's. It's great, everyone.

[Adam Friedland]

I appreciate it, guys. Check out the Adam for the show.

[PFT Commenter]

It was awesome having.

[Adam Friedland]

You guys are the best too. I love this show. You guys. I appreciate coming on.

[PFT Commenter]

Anytime you're in town, you're. You're welcome to come on.

[Adam Friedland]

I love it. I'm gonna go to O block after this.

[Big Cat]

Okay, There you go.

[Adam Friedland]

I'm go down. I'm gonna tap in at O block. I heard they got love for me down there.

[Big Cat]

Sure. Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

Thanks, boy.

[Big Cat]

All right.

[PFT Commenter]

Thanks, Adam.

[Big Cat]

Thank you. Care.

[Memes]

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[PFT Commenter]

Okay, let's wrap up guys on camp. Also, by the way, our good friends John Feidelberg, Tommy Smokes, Little Sass, Nick kb. They made it. They made a show. It's awesome. Go watch it on the out of order YouTube. Play mascots and yeah, they made a TV show. It's sick.

[Memes]

So go watch it, please.

[Big Cat]

Yes. Okay. Hank. Hey.

[Hank]

Big canopy. Oh, Pitching free tents.

[Big Cat]

Oh.

[Hank]

Hang K and the booth boys.

[Memes]

Are they talking about boners?

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah, I guess so.

[Hank]

No, I think they're talking about actual tents.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

No, it's guys on camp.

[Big Cat]

Oh, okay. Wow. Bonk.

[Memes]

Well, I mean, what was yours?

[Big Cat]

Hank.

[Hank]

Hank, like hang.

[Memes]

Like, like your home hang. Okay, got it, got it.

[Hank]

And well, thank you. On your training camp visits during great week, did you ever experience the NFL players union poll questions and did they make sense? For example, pre Josh Harris weight rooms were smaller than high school locker rooms.

[Memes]

Food.

[Hank]

Etc. Thanks for all you do. The Commanders upgraded this year. Well, Commanders was tough. We went to the Ravens greatest facility I've ever seen.

[PFT Commenter]

Which, by the way, I think they had a bad rating like a few years ago and they. And basically like this. I'm changing everything.

[Big Cat]

Ah.

[PFT Commenter]

Because. Because remember, they had the new pools. Just put in the pools.

[Hank]

It was unbelievable. Unbelievable.

[PFT Commenter]

Unbelievable.

[Hank]

But then we went to the Commanders the next day. Kind of rinky dink operation, but they got it. They had a new. They had a new locker room, which was nice. Their new locker room is very nice. Rinky dink compared to the Ravens.

[Memes]

Their locker room was sick. It's a great locker room.

[Hank]

The new locker room is nice.

[PFT Commenter]

But yeah, the Ravens did win us over with their pools.

[Memes]

Yeah. And teams do take into account the NFL LPA thing. Like I think the. The Commanders a couple years ago, they got an F minus for treatment of families. And I did notice that Casey Anthony is now banned from the facility. So they take. They take active steps to correct these issues.

[PFT Commenter]

Hank, should we do this players pool?

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

Barstool. Sure. Publish the results and just throw in the trash. I mean, I wonder what it would be though. Like, what would the facilities like?

[Hank]

Ice cream.

[PFT Commenter]

Ice cream. Not Is too soupy.

[Max]

Ice cream has been pretty good recently.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah, ice cream has been good.

[Big Cat]

It's been.

[Memes]

That's good. Is it having a moment?

[Max]

It is having a moment.

[PFT Commenter]

I don't know what, what would be the like facilities complaint. Is there one.

[Memes]

The. The leaky roof.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah, that's getting fixed.

[Memes]

Jerry, parking in the handicap spot.

[Big Cat]

Mm.

[PFT Commenter]

That's not getting fixed.

[Big Cat]

What?

[PFT Commenter]

Parking. Parking.

[Hank]

That's definitely not getting fixed.

[Memes]

Jack McCarthy parking. The cars.com spot.

[Max]

Lack of batting cap cage.

[PFT Commenter]

Lack of a padding cage is a good one. I can't do anything about. I actually, I actually had a conversation about that.

[Max]

I love that. I love that for. I, I, I appreciate the effort.

[PFT Commenter]

Yes. I've been I've been making. There's. I had a conversation that was going to cost a lot of money, and then at the end of the conversation, the person who I was talking to was like, what?

[Big Cat]

Why?

[PFT Commenter]

And I was like, batting cage. It was just. Yeah.

[Memes]

There are some markets we could make. For sure.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. The.

[Memes]

They disassembled the flight simulator.

[Big Cat]

Oh, they did? Yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

Why didn't they put it in the flight simulator?

[Memes]

The interns took over the flight simulator mood.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Okay. Yeah, yeah. Put it back up.

[Memes]

Goes back up. Because then Paige was like, do you want to take this home? And then I'm thinking I might just take the flight simulator home and put that. Now that becomes my desk.

[Hank]

Why wouldn't you? Yeah, it's the only reason we have it.

[PFT Commenter]

No, a lot of people did one stream.

[Memes]

A lot of people play on the flight simulator simulator.

[PFT Commenter]

How many?

[Memes]

So many. So many people. It's everyone. How many times did you play everyone like, everyone likes planes. If I had it in my own house.

[PFT Commenter]

So if we did the. If we did the NFLPA Pole Hood Parcel, one of the things would be like, pft doesn't play with his simulator.

[Big Cat]

No. Yeah.

[Memes]

Well, Hank, I work a lot. Okay. And then. And then, guess what I had to do. I. I had to stop. I had to curtail some of my extracurricular activity activities such as flight simulator, to work on my golf game.

[PFT Commenter]

Golf simulator.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Memes]

So I. Yeah. Trade one for the other. Now I'm back in the skies.

[Hank]

Okay, fair enough.

[Big Cat]

All right.

[Hank]

Every summer, five of my friends from college and myself go on a camping trip. We go to a different national park every year. Can you please help us choosing the national park we should go to for our next trip? For example, on past trips, we've gone Denali, Mount Rene, Glacier and band. What national park should we go camping at next? Thanks, guys.

[Memes]

You gotta go Yellowstone. I had a debate because I was trying to figure out if I was gonna. If I was gonna go to Yellowstone or if I was gonna go to Glacier. And I ended up settling on Yellowstone. But then I. My backup, so I couldn't go to Yellowstone. But Yellowstone, if you like animals, I'm told that's the place to go.

[PFT Commenter]

That is a place. Another one, sneaky one. That's really good. Badlands. Yeah, Badlands is sick. The rocks. Rocks just look cool.

[Memes]

What's the one in Utah?

[PFT Commenter]

I think that's Badlands.

[Memes]

That's badly. I think they got a few arches. I'm thinking about arches.

[PFT Commenter]

What is bad? Where is Badlands?

[Memes]

New Mexico?

[Max]

Is Crater Lake a national park.

[Memes]

Crater Lake is, I think.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Memes]

In Oregon.

[Max]

When I was playing baseball on the west coast, we drove by and we.

[Adam Friedland]

Stopped at Crater Lake and it was.

[Max]

It felt like it wasn't like on Earth.

[PFT Commenter]

Wait, I was wrong. Badlands is in South Dakota. What is the one national parks Arches.

[Memes]

And then they got like, the salt flats in Utah, which I want to go to both of them.

[PFT Commenter]

Those I've never been to. I've never been to Badlands. I, I, I, I need to correct myself.

[Memes]

I would also go back to the Grand Canyon. The Grand Canyon is Arches is what I've been to. Yeah, Arches.

[PFT Commenter]

So we were on the same wavelength.

[Memes]

Arches is awesome. I'm, I'm told it's awesome.

[PFT Commenter]

I've been to that one in Zion. Zion's also sick. That's. That's Utah as well. That's like big rivers and, and big rocks.

[Memes]

Just big. When you think Zion, think really, really, really fast. Crazy big.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Memes]

I would say Yosemite too.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Memes]

Y. I've been there. Yos is awesome.

[PFT Commenter]

Y is in California.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Memes]

Or Yosite. That's what.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[PFT Commenter]

Yellowstone and Arches. Never been. I got to go to Badlands.

[Memes]

That was all times shout out. Teddy Roosevelt.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Hank]

I, I these camp guys on Camp Questions. Rock Zach, is camping in a video game ever? Okay.

[PFT Commenter]

Great question.

[Zach]

Sometimes when you're trying to get these camo challenges knocked out, you gotta just.

[Hank]

Oh, come on.

[Zach]

I'm not saying it's okay or I don't condone it. I'm just saying.

[Hank]

Oh, you're trying to protect a streak.

[Zach]

I understand doing it. If you need.

[PFT Commenter]

What does this mean?

[Zach]

More headshots to get, like, it's weird.

[Memes]

Or it's where you find a spot and you just kind of hide out there and let.

[PFT Commenter]

I think that's awesome.

[Memes]

Yeah, it's great.

[PFT Commenter]

You find a good spot where you're camping.

[Memes]

It's really good.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Zach]

I think everything's okay in moderation. I just don't think it's like, you can't make a habit of it. You got to get in the mix.

[Memes]

There's some.

[Zach]

If we're trying to get some achievements unlocked, you know, five, ten minutes.

[Hank]

I understand that if you're, like, trying to level up a gun or, like, get. I've never been a camo challenge guy, but in a game, like, what do you say? What do you say if you walk into a room and you just get killed by a corner camper?

[PFT Commenter]

You can't.

[Zach]

You're camping.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Zach]

No, it's not okay. It's part of the game in that example.

[PFT Commenter]

Not.

[Zach]

Okay, not cool.

[Memes]

So remember when Hank for the longest time could not get, get a, a win in Call of Duty Warzone?

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Memes]

And I got like four wins.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Memes]

After playing it for a week. It was great because Hank, Hank is almost too mobile. His ADD is so bad that he won't even like, not. I'm not even saying camp. He won't like stay in the same like two buildings for longer than 30 seconds.

[Hank]

Why?

[Big Cat]

Why?

[Memes]

But when I got my four wins, they were almost exclusively because I found this one room on the top floor of this one bed building. I would just go in there and just not move. And I would just stand in there with an automatic shotgun waiting for, with a, with a mind that was attached to the door, waiting for somebody to open the door that I'd blast him four times. And then all you'd hear on the death comps is like you, you little. It was great. It was great. I ended up winning.

[Hank]

If you play a games of Warzone 45 minutes without leaving like one love that.

[Memes]

Well also because you had a little sniper position so you could maybe pick somebody off on the roof from that same room you should be. So you just go to the roof, then you go back to the door and wait. Then you go to the roof, then you go back to the door and wait. It was great.

[PFT Commenter]

That's. That's terrible.

[Memes]

Did you.

[Big Cat]

That's not.

[Zach]

Not cool.

[PFT Commenter]

Not cool.

[Hank]

All right, and then last one. Hey guys, love the show. My camp question is, is it ever appropriate to camp out in front of a store, restaurant, ticket booth, etc to ensure you get a highly sought after product? For example example, Zach may have camped out to ensure he gets the new Xbox. Maybe max weighted hours at a new fast food location to get free food for a year. Does the item being obtained matter? Do you draw the line at bringing a tent? Is it all just a no go? We're talking like the store opens at 7am but people start lining up at 5pm the day before. Have you seen Beth Page?

[PFT Commenter]

No. It's crazy.

[Hank]

It's like two and a half days now.

[PFT Commenter]

I think. Tickets.

[Memes]

It's all right.

[PFT Commenter]

So I've done it for tickets. For student tickets at Wisconsin.

[Big Cat]

You.

[Adam Friedland]

It's you.

[PFT Commenter]

If you do it, you have to do it the fun way. You got to get an actual tent and do it with your friends. And it's just fun if you're doing it like sitting in a chair outside of like a Best Buy.

[Memes]

I don't know Yeah, I also feel like the Internet has kind of taken a lot of that away. So we used to have to camp out to get tickets for HF Festival back in the day, which you could only get at, like, Tower Records or Sam Goody. And so you'd go sleep out there and then you buy. Now you just. Just like get them online.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Memes]

So you don't have to worry about that.

[PFT Commenter]

I remember camping out for. I didn't do it, but I remember the lines and like, some of my friends doing it for. For the Xbox 360.

[Memes]

Yeah, I did it one time for, I think what was the PlayStation that came out in like 2005, 2006. PS2. Yeah. I camped out for a PS2 because I was going to get it, then I was going to sell it online because I had spent all my money at college, I needed some money for Christmas, so I camped out, bought it it. Spent every last cent that I had buying it. And then I put it for sale on ebay. I think I made like five or ten dollars off it.

[PFT Commenter]

That's good money.

[Memes]

But I thought that I had. I'd figured out the economy.

[PFT Commenter]

Little tip for you. You do that 10 million times, that's 50 million bucks.

[Memes]

That's right. Hey, you can't go broke taking a profit, Right.

[PFT Commenter]

You sell. You sell a. A soda can to every single person in China for $1, you're a billionaire.

[Memes]

That's a great point. That's a great point.

[PFT Commenter]

That's one of those we should do the Mount Rushmore thing things that someone told you and you thought were really smart and then you grew up and you're like, well, that was stupid.

[Memes]

The Mount Rushmore things that get to China. Yeah, the Mount Rushmore things. Gary Vee would say.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, right.

[PFT Commenter]

That people are gonna buy and be like, oh, yeah, he's right.

[Memes]

He's right.

[PFT Commenter]

He's so right.

[Memes]

I found a market inefficiency.

[PFT Commenter]

Kill your whole family every morning. Okay, what was the question? Oh, camping out. Have you camped out?

[Zach]

Yeah, yeah, I used to camp growing up. Like sneakers and stuff like that.

[Big Cat]

Oh, okay.

[PFT Commenter]

Well, different in Florida. Not bad weather.

[Zach]

Not bad weather, no.

[PFT Commenter]

Yeah, you can camp out forever in Florida. What? Sneakers?

[Zach]

Different phone posits as a kid. Orlando mall, Galaxy phone posits.

[Memes]

There was a.

[Zach]

That one. That one ended bad, but that was just one that came to mind.

[Big Cat]

What happened?

[Zach]

There was like a shooting situation, but your camp out? Yeah, at the camp out.

[PFT Commenter]

Right, With Zach.

[Big Cat]

Anything's on. No, no, no.

[Adam Friedland]

You shoot.

[PFT Commenter]

No, no, no, not at all.

[Big Cat]

Not at all. No.

[Adam Friedland]

That was just the first one that.

[Zach]

Popped in my head.

[PFT Commenter]

Cuz that would be very Zach. If he's like, there's a shooting situation, we dig in. He's like, well, I had to shoot someone.

[Memes]

Not a weapon. As. As a. A Florida man. Have you ever owned a gun?

[Zach]

No, Not. Not in on weapons. I'm out on weapons.

[Memes]

Did you ever think about it?

[Zach]

Also no.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Zach]

If I get robbed, I just take.

[PFT Commenter]

My stuff, I guess.

[Big Cat]

Sorry, sir.

[PFT Commenter]

Just.

[Zach]

Just let him have it.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Memes]

This guy brings up a pretty good point. He should have my shoes.

[Big Cat]

Yep.

[PFT Commenter]

My phone posits. So did you get them?

[Adam Friedland]

No.

[Big Cat]

No.

[PFT Commenter]

You left after the shooting.

[Zach]

Didn't get him after the shooting. I don't. I wasn't there when that happened. That happened later.

[PFT Commenter]

Okay. Got it, got it, got it, got it. Okay. Good show, boys. Camp Barstool. Tune in to all of our stuff for the rest of the week. It's going to be awesome. Team Max versus Team Dana. Jerry's here. Jerry's here. Friday we're doing our fantasy football preview.

[Memes]

How about Jerry o'?

[PFT Commenter]

Connell?

[Memes]

How about Jerry o'?

[PFT Commenter]

Connell?

[Memes]

Singing Voice. Voice.

[PFT Commenter]

Unbelievable. Unbelievable.

[Memes]

Some guys have it all.

[PFT Commenter]

All right, we're at camp, so we're gonna do the numbers. 3.

[Big Cat]

Oh, nice.

[Memes]

2.

[Big Cat]

2. 85.

[PFT Commenter]

I'm gonna do the numbers.

[Big Cat]

99.

[PFT Commenter]

Nice. 21.

[Memes]

You have to say your name. 67. No, I don't.

[Big Cat]

10.

[Memes]

You've never gotten it. Don't tell me what to do.

[Big Cat]

What'd you say? You said 85.

[PFT Commenter]

I go 73.

[Big Cat]

17. 17.

[PFT Commenter]

Possibly. 36. 38.

[Big Cat]

38.

[PFT Commenter]

38. Sorry. For anyone at 36.

[Big Cat]

38. Love you guys.

[PFT Commenter]

Folks, it's the foreplay. Guys, let's talk truly Unruly. When you spend every day following the countless laws of golf like us, it's refreshing to get a little unruly.

[Adam Friedland]

Unruly.

[PFT Commenter]

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