Bruce Arians (2:52)

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Julian Edelman (3:18)

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Hank (4:48)

I know they're all the way back. I think the jets are going to win three straight right now.

Julian Edelman (4:51)

I think.

Hank (4:52)

I think we're going to turn around and the jets are going to be. They're going to be six and six. It's the Cayenne water. I'm going to start having to put cayenne pepper in my water. I told you on, on Tuesday night when we were recording, I said, I think I'm going to take the Jets. The dark uniforms, the color rush, neon black uniforms. They're due. Everyone thought I was dumb. Well, maybe I was just dumb enough to be right.

Julian Edelman (5:16)

I listen, I came around. I bet on him. I was just like, I put on my bowser costume. I said, the jets are the pick. I. It made no sense. They shouldn't be favored over anyone. They're a torturous watch. Torturous watch. Except for. Except for Garrett Wilson's incredible. That catch was incredible. The shin catch, the body control he had. He is so, so good. But yeah, everything else about the jets is an absolute. Like, even how they started the game where it was. I think the first play of the game was just, hey, devonte Adams, Aaron Rodgers, those guys know each other. They live together. They, they just, they, they. They can think on the same wavelength. Air. Devonte Adams streaking down the sideline, wide open, and Aaron Rodgers throws it like he basically hits the. The water cooler and then looks at Devonte Adams like he made the mistake.

Hank (6:06)

That was an incredible torture. It was an incredible catch, though. One of the best catches of the year, if not the best catch of the year. I. I want to. To our good friend Nick Fasoli. He's always doing his job here at Barstool Sports. He had an interesting comment about it I thought maybe we could discuss. He said, this tops Odell's 100% best catch ever.

Julian Edelman (6:28)

Ever.

Hank (6:29)

Best catch ever. Prisoner of the moment. Maybe had a couple beers watching Thursday Night Football. Or is this an accurate take by our good friend Fasoli?

Julian Edelman (6:38)

It was a pretty incredible catch. I. We've talked about it a million times, but, like, the one thing NFL players are so good at, so many different things. They're so fast, they're so strong, they're so skilled. But the body control like that, for Garrett Wilson's whole momentum to go backwards in that moment and be able to get a body part down, you could, you could try to do that a hundred times in the end zone, and you would probably break every bone in your body trying to do it, and you'd never accomplish it. That was just. It's so out of the. Out of the way. Like, it's so insane what, what NFL players are able to do. And yes, that catch. And then maybe not best ever, but it was pretty goddamn good.

Hank (7:18)

It was a pretty good catch. And yeah, it would go like your toes break Then your foot breaks, then your ankle breaks, then your shin breaks, then your knee breaks. And I don't know how NFL players do this from time to time, but how does the shin even hit the ground before the knee hits? I look down at my shin and my knee, and I think to myself, like, I would. I would dislocate everything from my waist down if I could get my shin down before my knee. It doesn't even seem possible. But, yeah, it was a great catch. I. I have a question for you guys, though, about. We saw the desean Jackson play. Desean Jackson did this, like, three times, and nobody had ever done it before desean. And then after desean, people do it left and right. Why was it watching desean do it? And they're like, oh, this is a thing now. What happened?

Julian Edelman (8:05)

It happened. It happens, like, once or twice a year, pretty regularly. Me, if I were in the NFL, I would run all the way to the back of the end zone every time. I would. There would be no chance I would give that ball up early. I think the coolness factor of being like, man, I scored so easy. Look at me. Dropped the ball right away. But it is. It's insane that it ever happens. It's truly insane that it ever happens.

Hank (8:29)

It's crazy. Yeah, I'm with you, big cat. I would. I would hand the ball to the official. Like, I've been there before.

Julian Edelman (8:34)

Yep. I'd run into the tunnel. Memes. Go ahead. You. This is the first happy memes we've had, I think, in a month, month and a half. Yeah.

Memes (8:47)

It's been a very long time. They should give Garrett Wilson all the money. I think he's the greatest player of all time. But this is. The first half was one of the worst first halves of all time.

Julian Edelman (8:58)

Yeah.

Memes (8:59)

This is also the worst coach football team of all time.

Julian Edelman (9:02)

Oh, that's a lot. Of all times. That was so many all times.

Memes (9:06)

Okay, there's.

Hank (9:08)

But they don't even really have a coach. That's.

Julian Edelman (9:10)

That's. Yeah. Like, you can. Part about it. Yeah. You can't say it's the worst football coach team of all time. They fired their coach.

Memes (9:17)

They fired the coach. But you still have an interim coach.

Julian Edelman (9:20)

I understand, but that's like, it's not Jeff Ulbricht's fault. He wasn't the coach. They decided to fire the coach four weeks into the season.

Memes (9:27)

No, the. Jeff Ulbrich is the meme where it's just, like, I got too important at my job, and now it's ruining my life. Like, he should just be the defensive coordinator.

Julian Edelman (9:35)

That meme.

Hank (9:36)

Yeah, yeah.

Memes (9:37)

Everybody knows that one.

Julian Edelman (9:39)

Thanks for speaking Internet to us. Okay.

Hank (9:42)

The Peter principle, where you just. In your job, you, you get promoted until the point where you reach incompetence. That's the corporate world.

Memes (9:51)

Yeah, yeah, but it. We're still very poorly coached.

Julian Edelman (9:56)

Yeah, yeah. You fired your coach. You don't have a head coach.

Memes (10:02)

But we do have a coach.

Julian Edelman (10:05)

I understand.

Hank (10:05)

I don't think that you do.

Julian Edelman (10:08)

You don't.

Memes (10:10)

Jeff is our coach. Coach is our coach.

Julian Edelman (10:13)

Right.

Memes (10:14)

So you still have to.

Julian Edelman (10:15)

You said it yourself. He's not. He, he shouldn't be the coach. You don't have a coach.

Hank (10:20)

The fact that you. Everything I need to hear. You're talking about him like he's your stepdad. Jeff's our coach.

Julian Edelman (10:26)

Yeah. Jeff.

Memes (10:27)

Yeah. Jeff's our Kai. Right now to coach the players to take the ball and run over the goal line with it. It's not that hard.

Julian Edelman (10:37)

Yeah.

Hank (10:37)

Do you put that on coaching? I don't know if I put that on coaching.

Memes (10:42)

I bet you Belichick tells his guys to cross a goal line.

Julian Edelman (10:45)

Yeah. The whole.

Bruce Arians (10:45)

Yeah.

Julian Edelman (10:46)

What does the Belichick say? The whole franchise in your hands. Yeah, no, I put. I, I, I, I could. That's a, that's, that's under coaching for me because it's just, it's lazy football. It's little. Like the minor details. It's the same thing as the, the, the penalty they had on the field goal. Like, the one thing you can't do is just run over the center, the long snapper. And that's exactly what they did.

Hank (11:10)

Need them in the head. Yeah, you're right. That, that is. It is coaching. That's just the.

Julian Edelman (11:17)

But they don't have a coach. They're coach.

Hank (11:23)

But congratulations, Memes. I know you needed this, and it was good to see a win for you guys. Now, on the other hand, the Houston Texans, they're very banged up. They're missing some wide receivers, some weapons. C.J. stroud doesn't look like himself.

Julian Edelman (11:40)

No, he. Their offensive line is bad, and they don't have weapons. And C.J. shroud, maybe sophomore slump, you want to call it? I don't know. It's just 11. 11 for 30, 191 yards. And you could say. I mean, I'm not. I don't think C. Shroud's bad. Guys aren't getting open. He's got no time. But their offense has not looked good for the majority of the year. You know what I mean? Like, it's. It's been. It's been a lot of ugly football, and it feels like they are a team that unless Joe Mixon is doing everything, they're never, like, they're never ahead on. On the downs. You know what I mean? It doesn't. Doesn't feel like they're sitting there with a lot of, like, second and twos and. And the playbooks open. It's just a lot of, like, third and eights and C.J. stroud running for his life. And. Yeah, he's getting. He's getting his ass kicked. He's. His offensive line isn't holding up. He's getting his ass kicked every single. Every single game.

Hank (12:36)

He's. He's still a good quarterback, don't get me wrong. He still makes some incredible throws, and I think he'll be fine. If this is his sophomore slump, this is a pretty good sophomore slump to have.

Julian Edelman (12:45)

Yeah, they're six and three. It's. Yeah. Memes real quick.

Memes (12:51)

I also have a theory about that.

Julian Edelman (12:53)

What'd you say?

Memes (12:53)

I have a theory about that.

Julian Edelman (12:54)

Okay, go ahead.

Memes (12:56)

So it was a Freaky Friday situation. Broncos, Week four. Jets came in, Zach Wilson, dapped up Aaron Rodgers. We got all that bad energy today. We sent all the bad energy to the Texans.

Julian Edelman (13:11)

Oh, okay.

Hank (13:11)

So now C.J. stroud.

Julian Edelman (13:12)

Now.

Memes (13:13)

Now it's over there. And now we're back. Yes.

Julian Edelman (13:15)

Got it.

Hank (13:16)

Who is Zach Wilson?

Memes (13:17)

All right, see, that'd be C.J.

Julian Edelman (13:20)

Shroud. C.J. shrub. Memes real quick. Three and six at Cardinals home against the Colts. Home against the Seahawks. Do The jets get to 500 before this? The stretch run. Last five weeks of the season.

Memes (13:39)

Gotta beat the Cardinals.

Julian Edelman (13:41)

Okay.

Memes (13:42)

Gotta beat the Cardinals. I feel that Aaron Rogers had to run the table thing down. Michaels in the pregame production meeting, though.

Julian Edelman (13:48)

Yeah, I mean that. It does feel like you. If you're not six and six going down the stretch, run it like it's. You have to win every. I mean, like six and six. Then you. Then you get in a spot where you're like, okay, all right. If we go four and five down here, you know, we can still lose a game. But if you're sitting there, if you only win one or two of the next three, we're not. We're not even going to entertain this.

Memes (14:12)

Yeah, no, I'm excited about this current second half, but in reality, I know that we're in a deep, dark hole.

Julian Edelman (14:22)

Okay, listen. Darkness. Aaron Rodgers. Been there.

Hank (14:26)

Embrace the darkness.

Julian Edelman (14:27)

Memes.

Memes (14:27)

Embrace the darkness. But I think we're in A good spot, bad energy. Texans, jets back.

Julian Edelman (14:33)

Okay.

Hank (14:33)

You won a game and you put yourself in a position where if everything crazy happens to you, then you could be back at 500.

Julian Edelman (14:41)

Yeah.

Memes (14:43)

Yeah.

Julian Edelman (14:44)

You got. You got this. You got this memes. Do you believe this meme?

Hank (14:48)

You don't believe this?

Julian Edelman (14:50)

No. I think he's just excited that they won a game.

Bruce Arians (14:54)

Yeah.

Julian Edelman (14:55)

Which you should be.

Memes (14:57)

I'm very. I'm very excited. We beat the Texans. They are a playoff team right now.

Julian Edelman (15:02)

Yeah. And this is a, like, it's nice to win a Thursday now. You get a full weekend where you don't have to think about having to be in another must win situation. You get a little break, Mental break, and then you'll be back at it next week.

Memes (15:14)

Yeah, right back. They also just have to stop putting us on prime time.

Julian Edelman (15:18)

Yeah. Well, I think you guys still have.

Memes (15:20)

Like, we have the Colts on Sunday Night Football.

Julian Edelman (15:24)

What? What? Yeah. Damn. Flex it. Colts on Sunday Night Football. You Flacco? Yeah, Joe Flacco. Joe Flacco at the end of the year. Yeah. I don't see one at the end of the year right now, but I'm sure they'll find a way to put you in another one. All right. We should congratulate the Los Angeles Dodgers on the World Series because they have won the World Series. Congrats to the Los Angeles Dodgers. They were the best team in baseball this year. They've been the best team in baseball for basically a decade. I. I, like, I want to talk about the Yankees, but I want to give the Dodgers their. Their full hat tip first. The Dodgers are. Is it weird that even though they spent all this money and they're, you know, all in every single year, I weirdly am happy for the Dodgers because they have been the best team in baseball for, like, you know, the Astros obviously have a case, but the Dodgers have been in the playoffs for like something like 12, 13 years in a row. They've won over 100 games a bunch of times. They won the COVID World Series, which I think we all, we joke about the bubble and stuff. That's the only one where it's like, they did play a significantly less games. You know, like, the NBA still tried to play most of their games. The NFL played all their games. Baseball, they played 60 games. Right. So that was the one that was like, a little weird. So this one kind of affirms like, hey, this is like, great job. You guys did it. You know, all the times that you've won a hundred games and then bounced in the first round. Baseball playoffs are so random. It's really just such a crapshoot. Who could be the hottest team. So I'm weirdly happy for the Dodgers and I'm happy for Shohei. I'm happy for Walker Bueller, who had a tough year and then he was just absolute nails in the playoffs. Got his first career save in the. In the game cl. In the World Series clincher. Freddie Freeman. Mookie Betts is a stud. And the Dodgers did it by just being the better team and being the fundamentally better team. Because like, if you look at it like average in the Series was pretty much the same. Home runs, the same runs, the same the Dodgers did. Don't make mistakes like the Yankees made mistakes. And that showed 100% in Game 5 when the Yankees had a complete and utter meltdown of which I don't think I've seen anything like that. Where it was just. It was. I mean I've seen things like that. But like the bang, bang, bang where it was Aaron Judge missing just an absolute can of corn. The error at third base, and then Garrett Cole refusing to cover first base. All happening in rapid succession. Five unearned runs. A guy. Garrett Cole had a no hitter going into the fifth inning. And they leave the fifth inning with no unearned runs. And it's five. Five. That was insane. Absolutely insane.

Hank (18:21)

Well, yeah, I mean, going back to the Dodgers real quick though. Freddie Freeman, what he's done in this postseason, especially in the World Series is absolutely incredible. And going back to even when he was with Atlanta, like this is. He is one of the best World Series batters of all time. You can look at the stats, put them up against anybody. And what he did in the World Series and he had other deep shots that were hit off the wall. He had hard hit balls that were caught like that dude could not miss this entire world. Yeah, it was cool to watch. I am happy for Shohei as well. He obviously seemed like he was pretty banged up in the World Series after that slide in second pace. But he was out there. The other guys were happy for him, but he was like a shell of himself at the plate. Yeah, but that fifth inning. Yes, you're right. That fifth inning that the Yankees had. Absolutely incredible. As somebody that does not consider themselves to be a Yankees fan, and I think I speak for most of America when I say that. Yeah, that was an incredible piece of theater. Incredible performance start put on in that inning. It was one right after the throw to third base.

Julian Edelman (19:24)

I.

Hank (19:24)

He probably should have gone to Second on that one to begin with. But then the throw was low to third base. It was like two errors in one. And. And on top of everything that happened in that inning, for Garrett Cole to go out there the next inning and lock the in after it all went to in the fifth was actually very, very impressive on Garrett Cole's part. I don't know if that was him being like, yeah, I probably should have covered for a space. Now I have to go out there and make up for it and just get absolutely lights out on him. But whatever he did to lock in, he should get some credit for that.

Julian Edelman (19:56)

But it's. It's just an all time screen grab now too. It's. It's what, 5, 0. And there's an. Anthony Rizzo is picking up a ground ball and Garrett Cole has. Has a path to beat Mookie Betts to the bag. Like that picture. And then the next thing that happens is five. Five it was. And I know people were blaming Garrett Cole and he should get blamed for not covering first base. That's like day one fundamentals. But in his semi defense, that inning should have been over way before that because Aaron Judge dropped like that. I don't even know what happened with that ball that Aaron Judge dropped.

Hank (20:33)

They got six out of crazy. It was nuts. Until I. With the Garrett Cole not covering first base thing. Yes, it's on Garrett Cole. I also think Rizzo probably could have tried to run to first base.

Julian Edelman (20:45)

I think he was. I think he. I think that ball had some weird spin on it, and I think he was like, trying to field it cleanly. And that's just. I mean, Max, you're. You're a baseball expert. You, you know, base. Like that. They do that. Day one of spring training, though the pitcher covers first base there.

Max (21:02)

They do that day one of spring training of Little League. Like that is the most fundamental play of baseball. That he just had an absolute brain fart like there. That's. There's nothing else to it.

Julian Edelman (21:14)

Yeah. And it's just maybe Rizzo could have been quicker to the ball. But I still think Rizzo thinks a hundred times out of a hundred there will be a ball hit to his side like Garrett Cole's gonna go cover the bag for.

Stephen Che (21:26)

Clearly, I think it's something you have to make the decision on, like, as. As the ball's going. Like he. He wasn't thinking. He was had to get there. So he didn't.

Julian Edelman (21:35)

Yeah.

Stephen Che (21:36)

If he, if he. When the off the bat, if he was like, I'm. I'm I'm. I'm the only person I can get to first. Like he probably could have, but he just wasn't.

Julian Edelman (21:43)

It was just like, yeah, it's automatic.

Max (21:47)

If there's a ground ball to the right side, you automatically like, it's the first instinct is run it first. Like no matter what.

Stephen Che (21:54)

No, I'm saying Rizzo. Yeah, I'm saying Rizzo.

Hank (21:56)

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Julian Edelman (21:57)

Like if Rizzo.

Stephen Che (21:58)

If Rizzo right away was like, I'm going to first. But he just assumed.

Julian Edelman (22:01)

Yeah, yeah. If. If Garrett Cole had screamed like I'm not going to first, maybe Rizzo could have gotten it. Why would you ever assume he wasn't?

Max (22:10)

Rizzo is like not.

Hank (22:12)

He's not going to be the fastest guy, the most explosive athlete ever to field that and run to first base. And I think he was a little surprised not to see Cole there. And then he just pulled up too. And then everyone was just standing around like, well, what the just happened?

Julian Edelman (22:25)

Yeah. And it's, it's insult to injury. I don't know if you guys saw. There was a story in the New York Post that it. I'm just going to read this real quick. It's the Dodgers scouting report. What the Dodgers told their players in scouting meetings was the Yankees were talent over fundamentals. That if you run the bases with purpose and aggression, the Yankees will self inflict harm. As was exposed by Betts, Tommy Edmond, Freddie Freeman, etc. That the value was very high to put the ball in play to make the Yankees execute. They mentioned that the Yankees were not just the major's worst base running team by every metric, but the difference was vast on the field between them and the Padres who the Dodgers beat the NL Division series.

Hank (23:04)

Was Max just flossing on camera. The. The floss like an up close.

Julian Edelman (23:12)

I have add.

Max (23:13)

I do like, like different stupid. But I may have been flossing.

Julian Edelman (23:18)

May have been flossing. But that, that's got to be such insult to injury that the Dodgers before the Series were like, hey, just so you guys know, if you just try a little bit harder on every single play, they basically. The Dodgers got a scouting report that was like, the Yankees are a softball team. They're like, all you got to do is put the ball in play and run hard and they'll fuck up.

Hank (23:40)

Yeah.

Julian Edelman (23:40)

And that's what happened.

Hank (23:41)

Just put pressure on them and. And they're going to hold under the pressure. And then it wasn't even pressured.

Julian Edelman (23:46)

That's the craziest part. It wasn't even like it was that much pressure.

Hank (23:49)

It's like, make them play baseball.

Julian Edelman (23:51)

Yeah. Crazy. Crazy.

Hank (23:55)

Right afterwards, I thought it was interesting to talk to Soto right after the game was over, and they were like, so, what do you think about next year? And under most circumstances, I think a player would say, I really enjoyed my time with the Yankees. Great group of guys. Sorry that we couldn't get it done, and we'll just have to let the process play out. But then Soto was like, yeah, I'm going to talk to every team in the league that wants to talk to me.

Julian Edelman (24:15)

Yeah. Yeah. He's. He's. He basically proved that getting Soto for a year now, obviously the Yankees won the World Series, it's worth it, but it does not do them any favors in free agency. Soto's not going to be like, oh, well, I. I know where Yankee Stadium is and I'm comfortable here. He's just get. You just give him the most money and he'll be there.

Hank (24:35)

Yeah.

Julian Edelman (24:37)

Everyone should. Anyone who's rooting for a team has money. Someone said the Blue Jays. That would kind of suck.

Hank (24:43)

I don't know if that would.

Max (24:44)

He's already said that. He's already said that. There's zero. He has zero emotion to any team. It's literally just a blank check.

Hank (24:51)

Yeah.

Max (24:52)

It goes to the highest bidder. That's what.

Julian Edelman (24:54)

And I love that.

Hank (24:55)

So obviously the Mets are going to be involved. Obviously. Teams like probably the Rangers might get involved, too. Yankees are going to make an offer. Dodgers, maybe. I don't know what. What they're. If they'd be willing to pay him as much money as he's going to need. I. I actually wouldn't be surprised if the Nationals were involved to get him back, too.

Julian Edelman (25:16)

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, why not Philly's if they have the money. He's a Boris guy, right? Oh, yeah. Scott Boris had to just be pumping his fist when that. When. When Soto said that. Yeah. Just not even a little bit of, like, I love the guys in this clubhouse. It's going to take me a couple days to get my head right. This is like, highest bidder, get it ready.

Hank (25:37)

He just made.

Julian Edelman (25:39)

Did you guys see the fireworks in la? That was pretty cool.

Hank (25:42)

I saw the guy blow his hand off.

Julian Edelman (25:44)

Oh, I did not see that. That was not cool.

Hank (25:46)

That was on the for you page of X.comX everything app. I opened it up today, and it was just this dude setting off a firecracker in the middle of the street. Blows his hand off, and then he runs to the sidewalk dripping blood. Everywhere. It was a wonderful way to start my morning.

Julian Edelman (26:01)

Did he have a Dodger cap on?

Hank (26:03)

He was a big Dodgers guy. Yeah.

Julian Edelman (26:04)

Oh, all right. Well, at least he's got a win.

Hank (26:07)

Yeah.

Julian Edelman (26:07)

I mean, that was that what it. The la I, you know, I know Hank loves la. He wants us to move to la. I have no affinity towards LA other than they did get a little screwed in the winning their championships during COVID And this one feels like the, I know obviously the Rams, but this feels like the first one. And they deserve that, you know, like, because imagine flags fly forever, all that. But like, you win a Covid championship, you don't get to go to the games. You don't, you know, there's no parade. Like, this is the first true one. And like I said, the Dodgers have been the best team in baseball for Astro fans are still getting mad at me. The best team in terms of like, consistently being in the playoffs and winning, you know, a hundred games for 12, 13 years. And so they deserve one. I know people will say they spent the most money. They did. They went all in. The Dodgers are the new Yankees. That was the, that was a big thing. Like the Dodgers, the Dodgers already had a super team and they're like, you know what we're going to do? We're going to add Shohei Ohtani. That's what the Yankees used to do.

Hank (27:15)

Yeah.

Julian Edelman (27:16)

So like, that's, that's. The Dodgers are the new Yankees and they. And they played fundamental ball better than anyone else. They were the best team by far.

Hank (27:25)

Yeah. You know how you say that Cavs fans and Browns fans are different people, even though they are probably the same people, but you think of them in different ways. That's exactly how I think of Dodgers fans and Lakers fans.

Julian Edelman (27:38)

I agree.

Hank (27:38)

Yeah. Dodgers fans, to me, they seem like a real, like actual localized fan base. And I kind of root for Dodgers fans in that sense in a way that's completely different from how I feel about the Lakers. But yeah, I guess you could say they're the new Yankees, but they. I don't think that they've had enough success.

Julian Edelman (27:56)

No.

Hank (27:57)

Really reach that point of like, entitlement that Yankees fans sometimes get.

Julian Edelman (28:01)

I'm not saying they're the new Yankees in terms of like, what they've done winning wise. I'm saying they're the new Yankees in the fact that like, the Yankees used to, you know, be the best team, then they would still be like, let's go get the best player in free agency. Like, the Dodgers were, were a great team. And they're like, yeah, let's fucking add Chalet, you know? And like, you just said Soto. Like, I don't think the Dodgers will sign Soto, but if they did, I wouldn't. It would just be like, yeah, I guess that's what they do. They just keep spending the most amount of money.

Hank (28:30)

Yeah. I wouldn't. I wouldn't be shocked. I think that it's probably going to be the Mets, but again, whoever has the biggest check, that's it.

Julian Edelman (28:37)

Yeah, it's sad knowing that, like, Tom Rickets has the money. And it's just. I don't. I'm not even going to even pretend to get my hopes up. Like, I've sent, like, two, like, low, low effort tweets being like, Juan Soto come to the Cubs. That's how I. That's. That's what. That's what it sounds like in my head when I'm tweeting it.

Hank (28:55)

Yeah.

Julian Edelman (28:55)

Because I just know it's not even a chance. You just have to do it. Yeah. Just because I just like, maybe. What? Maybe he sees it and he's like, oh, shit, I don't even think maybe I should call the Cubs. You never know.

Hank (29:07)

He's so fun to root for.

Julian Edelman (29:10)

Yeah. All right. Anything else before we get to ourselves? We got, by the way, Bob does sp. Our collab with them was out Tuesday. Go watch it. We have the. Our vlog from after Commanders, Bears, and then today, episode one of the. Part of my TikTok. So a lot of stuff going on.

Hank (29:31)

Yeah, I haven't seen the doc yet, but we were part of filming the doc. They interviewed us, and I think it's going to be really good. I trust Hank.

PFT Commenter (29:41)

Four.

Julian Edelman (29:41)

Four. Four episodes. This is episode one. Episode two will be in a couple weeks all about bvt. And, yeah, I think that's it. So we'll. We'll kick it to ourselves, back in studio, talk some football, and if you're.

Hank (29:53)

If you're in Connecticut or New York area, come out to see Pop Punk. Tonight. We're playing at Toad's Place. Awesome venue. Me, Roan, Robby, Frankie, Nick, Caroline and Robbie's brother. It's gonna be a great time. And I just added 500 bucks to the costume contest, so I think winner gets a thousand bucks. Come out, see us. Fun time.

Julian Edelman (30:13)

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Hank (32:25)

When you give me Updates on the these. Because it starts usually like week five, after we've gotten through the first quarter of the season. And I would prefer just not to know. I prefer to just bury my head in the sand and be ignorant about it.

Julian Edelman (32:37)

Listen, Week nine, we're. We're almost at halftime. I have a. I have. Before we get into the games, I really wish the NFL would link up moving our clocks with week nine instead. The clocks are being moved next week. Week 10. Why wouldn't they just do it at the halfway point? It feels like it would just make most sense.

Hank (32:55)

The NFL needs to come in and do their own version of savings time. Like, we go by the NFL clock and we go by the NFL League year now, where the. The start of the new year is in March at some point.

Julian Edelman (33:06)

Yeah.

Hank (33:06)

I like how the trade deadline is on election day.

Julian Edelman (33:09)

Yeah.

Hank (33:09)

This year we need to do everything according to the NFL League rules. So I feel like if they want to decide maybe after the trade deadline. Move the clocks.

Julian Edelman (33:17)

Move the clocks. I just. I just wish it was this weekend. It's next weekend. And it's stupid.

Hank (33:21)

It is stupid because, like, okay, we got baseball this week. And. And, you know, I remember sometimes there would be daylight savings in the middle of the World Series Y. But fortunately, they moved that back to that first week of November.

Stephen Che (33:32)

It would also suck, too. Like, if it's like, you're going out on Halloween and then the next day you're losing time, like, that would just be insult to injury.

Julian Edelman (33:39)

All right, so, yeah, they did pick a good week then. You're right. Week 10. Next week. Move the clocks. All right, week 9. We have a full slate. Only two buys. Let's just dive into the games. I think there's some exciting games this weekend.

Hank (33:54)

We got some good ones.

Julian Edelman (33:55)

We got some really good ones.

Hank (33:56)

You know which one I'm most excited for?

Julian Edelman (33:57)

What?

Hank (33:59)

Broncos and Ravens.

Julian Edelman (34:00)

Broncos. All right, let's start there.

Hank (34:01)

I'm excited about that one because Bo Nicks has been actually good recently, and their defense is legitimate. Top five defense. And the Ravens. If the Ravens had won last week, I would feel very strongly about believing them this week. But the fact that they lost last week tells me they're not going to. Obviously not going to take it lightly, but it's the most yards per play in the Ravens offense against the least yards per play given up in the Broncos defense.

Julian Edelman (34:28)

I think this is the Ravens.

Hank (34:30)

Okay.

Julian Edelman (34:30)

I think. I think it's a trick yourself into thinking the Broncos, which. They're not bad. It's no knock on the, on the Broncos. But the Ravens, off a loss, kind of a focused effort, just signed Deontay Johnson, which is, I mean that was a, was that not a genius trade?

Hank (34:46)

Yeah, yeah. Like Deontay Johnson's good and he's also.

Julian Edelman (34:50)

Doesn't have to be the number one receiver.

Hank (34:52)

And if you're, if you're Deontay Johnson, it's a great trade. Yeah, you're, you're more pumped than anybody.

Julian Edelman (34:56)

Your life just got so much better.

Hank (34:58)

You got traded twice in the span of eight months.

Julian Edelman (35:00)

Yeah.

Hank (35:01)

And the Panthers gave up Dante Jackson for Deontay Johnson and they got a, they also gave up, I think a six and a seventh and now they got back a fifth from Baltimore. So they gave up a player and a six and a seventh and got back a fifth round pick. I guess. Gupta. Excuse me. Good for the Panthers. I guess that's an asset.

Julian Edelman (35:20)

Yeah.

Hank (35:21)

You have to move on from your good players if you're in a position like they are. But yeah, if you're Deontay. This is, this is nice. This is really good.

Julian Edelman (35:29)

Real nice. Yeah, I think the, I think the Broncos are good. I think the Broncos have also played maybe the three worst teams in the NFL right now in the last three weeks. The Raiders, Saints, Panthers.

Hank (35:40)

Yeah, but as we discussed, there's a lot of ass out there.

Julian Edelman (35:42)

There is a lot of ass.

Hank (35:43)

This is ass season.

Julian Edelman (35:44)

There's a lot of ass. I just think the Ravens are a little. And again, it's off a loss where it's like a game they could have won. And the Ravens are going to be very focused. Broncos riding high and you see that nine point spread and you're like, oof, that's easy.

Hank (35:57)

It's a lot of points.

Julian Edelman (35:58)

Broncos are five and three. How are they nine point underdogs?

Hank (36:01)

Yeah, it's a lot of points. And yeah, I agree with you. Like I said, if the Ravens had won last week, I would probably be leaning heavy to the Broncos. But I'm excited to watch the game.

Julian Edelman (36:08)

Oh yeah, definitely.

Hank (36:09)

We're going to learn a lot about the Broncos.

Julian Edelman (36:10)

I have a stat from Sports Info Solutions. The Broncos are probably going to try. So they're going to try to blitz Lamar because they send, they bring five rushers more than anyone. But the Ravens have the 7 second best success rate against five or more pass rushers this year. So Lamar, I mean, if you blitz them, you're going to get fucked.

Hank (36:29)

That's, that's another thing where if you're Lamar and you get the house sent at you and you avoid the sack. Even if they get into the backfield and you somehow avoid it and either take off with your feet or hit somebody downfield, that's got to be the most demoralizing thing as either an actual defense or as a fan of that team. Just blitz the house. And then he easily avoided your blitz and exploited it. You're like, well, what the fuck do I do now?

Julian Edelman (36:51)

Yeah, we're out of options. Okay, next game. That I'm also excited for. Very excited for Dolphins at Bills because now I don't want to say that something looks easy, but the Buffalo Bills and Josh Allen own the Miami Dolphins. Yes, they are. The Dolphins are 2 and 12 against the Bills when Josh Allen's been the quarterback and they're 07 in Buffalo. I don't. They are. The Bills are the Dolphins. Boogeyman and Josh Allen specifically. And it's crazy. We. We touched on it on Monday, but like, the Bills have just fucking dudes now. Like, Keon Coleman is becoming a dude. I loved his quote. Did you see he said, when you ain't getting the ball, I'm going to hit somebody. It's been fun for me. I love that he seems like one of those guys. It's just a refreshing, like a fresh breath of air. And the fact that he just loves playing football, loves doing his job, loves hitting guys. Shakir's awesome. There's some crazy stats out there about Shakir and Josh Allen. Like they just. Every time he throws it to him, it's a catch.

Hank (37:49)

Yeah.

Julian Edelman (37:49)

Kincaid, James Cook and I. The Dolphins. Collins, Matt Collins, the Dolphins. I. When they have to go. I don't even know what the weather's going to be like in Buffalo when they have to go anywhere that's not Miami. I'm just like, no, they can't do it.

Hank (38:03)

Do you know when the last time the Dolphins beat the Bills in Buffalo was?

Julian Edelman (38:08)

Well, I know it's at least 07. So it was.

Hank (38:11)

It was 2016.

Julian Edelman (38:13)

Yeah.

Hank (38:13)

And the quarterback was Terrad Taylor.

Julian Edelman (38:15)

Yeah.

Hank (38:16)

That's the last time that that's happened.

Julian Edelman (38:17)

They've never beaten Josh Allen in Buffalo.

Hank (38:20)

And since Josh Allen's been the quarterback of the Bills, the cumulative score is 460 to 269. Just an ass kicking.

Julian Edelman (38:29)

Ass kicking. All right, I'm looking at the weather. Daily forecasts. It's going to be nice. Little rain, but still 57 degrees. That's too cold for the Dolphins.

Hank (38:39)

It's very. Yeah, it's very, very cold for them.

Julian Edelman (38:41)

Yeah. And tua, I'm happy to is back. I don't think they're. I don't think they're winning this game.

Hank (38:47)

I think it's going to be a fun game. I think that the Bills, at least.

Julian Edelman (38:50)

They do score a lot of points when they play each other.

Hank (38:51)

Yeah. And at least the.

Julian Edelman (38:52)

Feels like.

Hank (38:53)

At least the Dolphins offense looks fun. And Josh Allen, I think Josh Allen's going to have a big day with his feet, too. Yeah, I think he's going to just. He's going to take off. He's going to run some people over. Josh Allen touchdown this weekend.

Julian Edelman (39:03)

Memes. If the Bills lose this game in the. We've already talked about the Jets, Texas, but let's say the jets win. Are you thinking, wow, we might be back in this? Because it's 6 and 3 and. And the Bills would. And the jets would be three and.

Memes (39:15)

Six and we won.

Julian Edelman (39:16)

Yeah.

Hank (39:17)

You guys win?

Julian Edelman (39:18)

Did you guys win? We're taping this in the morning. Did you guys win?

Memes (39:21)

I don't think so.

Julian Edelman (39:21)

Oh, so this would be bad if you won and then you're like, I knew we were gonna win. Yeah.

Hank (39:29)

Well, there's one thing I know about memes. By the time kickoff rolls around, you're.

Julian Edelman (39:32)

Gonna be like, we're gonna win playoffs. Super Bowl.

Memes (39:34)

Well, when Bruce Arians were gonna get to him when he was talking about being a six seed, I was, I said to Max, I was like, I'm back.

Bruce Arians (39:42)

Yeah.

Hank (39:43)

Yeah. All you need is. You just need a chip in a chair.

Julian Edelman (39:46)

Yeah.

Hank (39:46)

The Dolphins, I feel like they did the thing where they would blitz a lot and then just get abused by Kyler Murray last week.

Julian Edelman (39:52)

Yeah.

Hank (39:53)

And that's gonna be Josh Allen this week.

Julian Edelman (39:54)

Yeah, their. Their defense failed them in the second half. The Dolphins. Yeah, they. They're 27th in defensive DVOA. All right, next game, Cowboys and Falcons. I'm another one.

Hank (40:05)

I'm very excited for another Must win for Dallas.

Julian Edelman (40:08)

This is a must win for Dallas.

Stephen Che (40:09)

These are just games.

Julian Edelman (40:11)

No, but. No, we're doing the ones that we're most excited for. What are you talking about, Hank?

Hank (40:14)

You're not excited about Cowboys.

Julian Edelman (40:16)

Why not?

Hank (40:17)

Well, Hank doesn't like football.

Julian Edelman (40:18)

You don't like football.

Hank (40:19)

You like winning.

Julian Edelman (40:20)

You're anti football. Pussy.

Hank (40:22)

Tell me why. How about this, Hank? We'll turn the tables. Tell me why we shouldn't be excited about this game.

Stephen Che (40:26)

Because the Cowboys stink and the Falcons are. It's just not like it doesn't pop, jump off the screen.

Julian Edelman (40:32)

Like, it's not like, oh, I think this One jumps.

Stephen Che (40:34)

You know, obviously football guys and football guys, guys love every game, but no one, no casual fan is like, oh, shit.

Hank (40:41)

All right, this one does. It doesn't jump off Cowboys.

Stephen Che (40:43)

Let me get to my couch.

Hank (40:45)

All right. Jump off the screen. Maybe not the right term, but I would say this game stands out.

Julian Edelman (40:48)

Yeah. It's the Cowboys playing for their season. I think Bijan's going to have a huge game. I think Kyle Pitts is going to have a huge game. We had Trayvon Diggs make up with the reporter, which was nice. Feels good that we can respect journalism again.

Hank (41:03)

Yeah, he should let the reporter, both of him.

Julian Edelman (41:05)

Yeah, he should. Yeah. Just be like, I'm going to bother you at some point. You have to answer all my questions. It has to be natural.

Hank (41:10)

Yeah. At their meeting, I wish the reporter had said, smells like updog in here. Just like a little prank. Just get him back. The Deez nuts for the up dog.

Julian Edelman (41:22)

The updog.

Hank (41:23)

Yeah.

Julian Edelman (41:23)

What's up, Doug? Not much.

Hank (41:25)

What's up with you?

Julian Edelman (41:26)

I have some stats for you to get you excited here. All right. Here's something to be excited about. Kyle Pitts, bet him. This week, Cowboys run the second most one high shell looks in the league. Kyle Pitts, six most yards per route for single high safety Kyle Pitts. And also, Zeke is. Zeke is completely washed, by the way. Zeke is completely washed. He's the only running back with 30 carries who has yet to break or miss a tackle, according to Sports Info Solutions.

Hank (41:52)

He's yet to break a tackle.

Julian Edelman (41:53)

Break or miss a tackle.

Hank (41:55)

That's a pretty key thing about being a running back. But if you're. If you're worried about getting old at the running back position, don't worry because Dalvin Cook's playing.

Julian Edelman (42:02)

Yeah. The Cowboys are so sad. And it's also just. It's Dak and CD they have to do everything.

Hank (42:08)

I. I'm just rooting for something to happen in both the Ravens and the Cowboys game where we get to just tie into the fact that Jerry Jones passed on going after Derrick Henry again. Yeah, I want. I want updates on that every single week.

Julian Edelman (42:20)

The.

Hank (42:20)

And Jerry Jones keeps talking about it, too.

Julian Edelman (42:22)

Yeah, he does.

Hank (42:23)

Yeah.

Julian Edelman (42:24)

Keeps like being like, it's not bothering me.

Hank (42:26)

He's like, that guy's so good, but, you know, couldn't get him, couldn't work.

Julian Edelman (42:29)

I think this is just going to be a fun over game too. I. The. The Falcons can't rush the passer and Dak is up and down. He's busy. Speaker zero. Ben, like if he's got a clean pocket, I think there's going to be points.

Hank (42:40)

Yeah. Did you know that Dallas, I think that they. In the third quarter, they can't score points.

Julian Edelman (42:45)

Yeah.

Hank (42:45)

Whatever's going on in Mike McCarthy at halftime, he needs. He maybe needs to switch over play calling again at halftime and give that up because they got crushed 210 last week in the third quarter. Now they've been outscored 61 to 19 in all third quarters.

Julian Edelman (43:00)

Do you think he's eating at halftime? He maybe taking a snack?

Hank (43:04)

Maybe he needs to.

Julian Edelman (43:05)

Did you see that? I don't know. It was like maybe two weeks ago. Jeff Halfley, the defensive coordinator for the packers, was a explaining. There was a reporter who asked about halftime, and he was like, you guys don't realize that, like, I maybe have 90 seconds with the team at halftime.

Hank (43:19)

Yeah.

Julian Edelman (43:20)

He's like, by the time I get all the way down, talk to our coaches, then have like a minute to talk to our players, he's like, we. I hit, like, two things. He's like, there's no such thing as a halftime adjustment. The adjustments are happening throughout the game.

Hank (43:34)

And also maybe your individual position group coach.

Julian Edelman (43:37)

Yeah.

Hank (43:37)

Talking to you about.

Julian Edelman (43:37)

But he was like, I'm adjusting after every series. It's not like a halftime adjustment. This is a whole new game.

Hank (43:42)

Maybe Mike McCarthy needs to go back to the well of tricks. Smash a watermelon at halftime.

Julian Edelman (43:47)

Oh, that. That brings up bad memories for me. He smashed that watermelon. I was. I was. I was in that Survivor where I was. I think it was for the pro football show. I was like 13 and. Oh, and I didn't know it was a watermelon game. Yeah. Maybe.

Hank (43:58)

Maybe save some of these awesome stunts for halftime instead of for a pregame meeting on. On a Sunday or a Saturday.

Julian Edelman (44:03)

Was that Cooper Rush, I believe. I think he smashed watermelon for Cooper.

Hank (44:08)

Rush on the Cooper Rush game.

Julian Edelman (44:09)

Because it was Vikings. They beat the Vikings.

Hank (44:11)

I don't remember. I don't remember who the quarterback was.

Julian Edelman (44:13)

Yeah, I think it was Cooper Rush.

Hank (44:15)

Smash the quarterback at halftime.

Julian Edelman (44:16)

Mike Smash smash Cooper Rush's head.

Hank (44:19)

Yeah.

Julian Edelman (44:19)

Yeah, that will work. All right, Hank, you want the honesty. Raiders and Bengals, I'm not very excited for you. There you go.

Hank (44:27)

Yeah, I'm not either. I'm going to predict something. I think memes has this game circled because of McCaller Culkin, because Macaulay Culkin getting dressed up as. As Joe Burrow for Halloween. If you've seen the pictures, Adam Schefter tweeted out. And then.

Julian Edelman (44:41)

Yeah.

Hank (44:41)

He was like, look at this. Dressed up as Joe Burrow. It's. It's such a bad representation. Such a bad vibe for Joe Burrow.

Julian Edelman (44:48)

Yeah.

Hank (44:49)

Because the picture, especially the one where he's, like, laying down on his helmet or the ball or whatever, you know, that Memes can't wait for, like, the first interception, first bad play that Joe Burrow has to tweet out. That picture of Macaulay Culkin.

Julian Edelman (45:01)

Yeah. Memes. Yeah.

Memes (45:04)

But you can't trash her friends.

PFT Commenter (45:06)

True.

Stephen Che (45:06)

Think I. But I don't think I. I thought the same thing when I saw the picture, and I was like, joe Burrows got to be rolling his eyes. But it's also, at this point, everything's a meme anyway. It's not like there's no memes of Joe Burrow when he loses. This is just something for the Arsenal. Just like there's something for everyone.

Julian Edelman (45:21)

Yeah.

Stephen Che (45:21)

In the Arsenal. And it's. I'm sure Joe Burrow has probably laughed at the fact that, like, it's. But Colley Culkin, right. Like, I watch all of his movies as a kid, and this is just.

Hank (45:31)

It's.

Stephen Che (45:32)

It's a very funny.

Julian Edelman (45:32)

It's funny.

Hank (45:33)

It is funny.

Stephen Che (45:33)

It's not. It will be used against him, but I don't think it's one where he's like, you know, if he loses, he sees it, he's gonna make. Oh, what the. Like, that's just. That's just the easiest. He's expecting that will come.

Hank (45:43)

He's got expected at this point. But, yeah, when I saw that, I just knew that Memes has added that to the file. Yeah. I got bookmarked instantly.

Julian Edelman (45:50)

I want to believe in the Bengals. They are testing my faith in the Bengals. I think Bengals fans even agree. They're like, this is. When I do my power rankings. On Tuesday, there were a lot of Bengals fans, like, just put us in full ass.

Hank (46:03)

Yeah.

Julian Edelman (46:04)

Because it's. It's just they played. They played Deshaun Watson, Daniel Jones, and then after that, I mean, I guess they're playing Gardner Minshew, so they should look good this week. T. Higgins needs to play.

Hank (46:14)

They could look good. And the defense, I feel like Brock is going to be a Brock game for Powers. Yeah.

Julian Edelman (46:22)

Bengals have to win. They're in. Every game is a must win. Yeah. And if they lose this game, then it would be like, we got to win eight out of the last nine, and if they lose that game, they got to win eight out of the last Eight. If they lose that game, they got to win eight out of last seven.

Hank (46:35)

I think they have to run the table now.

Julian Edelman (46:37)

They're just going to keep. The Bengals are going to be in week 17 and they're going to be like 6 and 10 and they're like if we just win five of our out of our last one will be a playoff team.

Hank (46:49)

Yeah. Zach Taylor right now is the coach that is spending the most time on the playoff machine.

Julian Edelman (46:53)

Yeah. Yeah.

Hank (46:54)

All the combinations.

Julian Edelman (46:56)

So Hank, were you happy that I said that, that I admitted that there's one game? Here's another game. Knock site for Patriots Titans disagree. Oh, is Drake May playing?

Stephen Che (47:06)

Maybe.

Julian Edelman (47:06)

If Drake May plays, I'll. I'll up my excitement level a skosh because he would make it a more exciting game if Jacoby Brissett versus Mason Rudolph. That's a tough one. Yeah.

Stephen Che (47:16)

No, that's fair.

Julian Edelman (47:17)

We're also by law have to bet the Patriots because we've said it before. Teams after facing The Lions are 0 and 6 against the spread and straight up. I don't have an actual opinion on this game other than that stat. I will probably not even look at this game. I will just hope that this stat continues. And we're sitting here on Sunday night and we're like teams that have played the Lions are 07 straight up and against the spread after.

Stephen Che (47:41)

You know what that sounds like?

Julian Edelman (47:42)

What?

Stephen Che (47:43)

An under.

Hank (47:44)

Oh, okay.

Stephen Che (47:45)

You're not going to watch it? You don't want to see.

Julian Edelman (47:47)

Well, it's going to be on. I'm going to watch it.

Stephen Che (47:48)

No, I know. But in a. In the best case, you don't even have to worry about it because it's like 13 to 9.

Julian Edelman (47:53)

The Titans defense is still good. This is why I can't quit.

Stephen Che (47:55)

The Titans can't catch even. It doesn't matter who's throwing.

Hank (47:58)

The Titans defense is good in theory, but at this point in the season, after they've been through all this shit, they know that they're just in tank mode right now. I don't know if it's a lot to ask the Titans defense to keep playing at that level for the entire season.

Julian Edelman (48:10)

They didn't even play that bad against the Lions. The Lions scored 52. I know that's crazy to say.

Hank (48:14)

Well, they didn't play that bad against the Lions because they had every short field. Short fields.

Julian Edelman (48:19)

Yeah. Right.

Hank (48:19)

So who knows if they would have played good against the Lions if they had, you know, like 50 more yards on defense.

Julian Edelman (48:24)

The Lions should have done the respectable thing and Just taken from the 20 every time.

Hank (48:27)

Yeah.

Julian Edelman (48:28)

Play a gentleman's game.

Hank (48:29)

Dan Campbell. There's. There's no, no honor in Dan Campbell this season. He's just going to go for your jugular every single time. He's going to overkill you. Yeah, he's the king of overkill right now. But bad, bad offensive teams in terms of throwing the ball, I think the two worst for yards per game, the Patriots and the Titans. And Hank, there's a lot. There's a lot going on this week for the Patriots. According to Josina Anderson, she said that New England might be toeing the line between buyer and seller.

Julian Edelman (48:57)

What?

Hank (48:58)

At the trade deadline. In what world do you think that the Patriots become buyers? What is that? If you're you middleman, you wholesaler.

Stephen Che (49:05)

I don't. I mean, this is just speculation and I don't know that this is really how pro sports work, but there's a possible world where craft and the crafts. Watch last game and watched our receivers drop 20 balls and are like, we need to get a receiver. I don't know if that makes sense. Even though they know they're bad, but they, but they were like. If we had just like, they, they had like seven drops last week that were just off the hands.

Julian Edelman (49:31)

Yeah. Yeah.

Hank (49:32)

Really, really bad.

Julian Edelman (49:33)

They're gonna work on it.

Hank (49:33)

So they, they know that they have to improve receiver.

Stephen Che (49:37)

Yeah.

Julian Edelman (49:37)

Wasn't that rumored? Jordan Addison. Yeah. That made no sense.

Hank (49:40)

Yeah. So I guess they have to, like, they have to look at who's going to be available as a free agent. They have to look at who's coming out of the draft where they're going to be like, I don't think that the Patriots should be buyers right now.

Julian Edelman (49:50)

No, neither. No.

Stephen Che (49:52)

But that. To your question of how is that possible? That was my only thought.

Julian Edelman (49:55)

Maybe they're just trying to. Maybe they're trying to get more people to call them.

Hank (50:00)

They're just lonely.

Julian Edelman (50:01)

No. Well, yeah, they're like, we're buyers and sellers. And then. So sellers will call them and they'll be like, haha, just kidding.

Hank (50:08)

We're actually.

Stephen Che (50:09)

It's like when you're scalping tickets.

Julian Edelman (50:11)

Yeah. They just want to talk. Yeah. Yeah. He's like, I need one. I need one. That's exactly what's happening.

Hank (50:14)

I like that. Yeah.

Julian Edelman (50:15)

Yeah.

Hank (50:15)

Or Robert Kraft just. He wants. He wants to make some trades so that he can leak that information to the journalists who will be voting on whether or not he will get into the hall of Fame because he's a finalist. So if you can give them scoops.

Julian Edelman (50:27)

So Robert Kraft makes like 50 trades.

Hank (50:29)

50 trades. And he leaks them. He has a whole room, every different journalist that's going to be voting for him in the hall of Fame selection process.

Julian Edelman (50:36)

Yeah. Does Peter King still have a vote?

Hank (50:39)

I'm sure Peter King's never given up that.

Julian Edelman (50:41)

Have you seen he's doing Kings Across America?

Hank (50:43)

Yeah.

Julian Edelman (50:43)

He's just such a funny. Like, I know it's his last name, but every time I see the tweet, I'm just like, damn, that's a little like, what is. Really think a lot about yourself. He's just driving across the country with his wife.

Hank (50:54)

He's going on a road trip.

Julian Edelman (50:54)

And it's. Every tweet is just Kings Across America. And it's just like, damn, dude, listen, I. You're really egotistical. Then I remember, I'm like, oh, his name's Peter King.

Hank (51:03)

I. I love. I love what Peter King's doing because that's like the ultimate dream.

Julian Edelman (51:06)

Yeah.

Hank (51:06)

In old age, retirement, just get an RV or one of those silver, like, trailers. Just cruise, go to national parks.

Julian Edelman (51:13)

I want to do that right now.

Stephen Che (51:14)

Same.

Julian Edelman (51:15)

Yeah, I want to just drive. Nothing better than a long drive. Okay. So, Hank, wait. What game are we on?

Stephen Che (51:23)

Patriots, Titans.

Julian Edelman (51:27)

We just went down a rabbit hole. Yeah. Patriot sites. All right. How about your game? PFD Commanders. Giants.

Hank (51:31)

Yeah. I'm a little bit worried about the Giants because they. They always play the Commanders very, very tough. They beat us a lot just throughout history. And the defensive line makes me a little bit nervous because I think we're still without our starting left tackle. We might even be on a third string left tackle at this point. So I'm. I'm not. There are no easy games for the Commanders. Like, they're still liable to fall back to, you know, how they looked in the first couple weeks. And the Giants in that first, second game of the season, their defense played really, really well and held us to field goals.

Julian Edelman (52:03)

Yeah.

Hank (52:03)

So that makes me nervous.

Julian Edelman (52:04)

I wouldn't be nervous because Brian Dabel said this week he confirmed that QB Daniel Jones and Deontay Banks will remain in their starting roles. That's not good.

Hank (52:13)

For how long with Deontay Banks?

Julian Edelman (52:16)

I like that he just was like, oh, everyone keeps asking about Deontay Banks. Let me throw. Throw Daniel Jones in here as well.

Hank (52:21)

Yeah. Shortest. I think Deontay Banks might have the shortest leash in the NFL right now.

Julian Edelman (52:25)

He got benched in the middle of the game on Monday Night Football. And now you have Your starting quarterback thrown in the same sentence as him. That doesn't feel good.

Hank (52:33)

Yeah, there's just a mess. Back up Drew Lock.

Julian Edelman (52:36)

No. Is it not. Is it not our guy devito? Yeah.

Hank (52:40)

Oh, yeah. But who's. Who's second?

Julian Edelman (52:42)

Oh, he might. Devito might be number three.

Hank (52:45)

Because if devito gets in. Actually, I'm worried about both those backup quarterbacks.

Julian Edelman (52:49)

Yeah. DeVito, you should be worried about Andrew Locke. Will you guys be trying to score touchdowns this time?

Hank (52:54)

Drew Lock comes in and he just does some.

Julian Edelman (52:56)

He's going, Tommy DeVito. Because, remember, the first time you guys played, the Giants didn't have a kicker. The Commanders won with seven field goals to three touchdowns.

Hank (53:07)

Yeah.

Julian Edelman (53:07)

Also, which is a no.

Hank (53:10)

Our offense wasn't great in that game.

Stephen Che (53:11)

Oh, you were. You just couldn't score in the red zone.

Hank (53:13)

That's true. Good point. The kicking situation in D.C. i give enormous amount of credit to the front office for that because we had a shitty kicker at the start of the season. Couldn't trust him. And then you go out and you change it immediately after one game where it's like, I don't want this to be a problem for the rest of the season. And you make a quick decision and you get a guy that can actually and has won you football games. Yeah, that's like one of those underrated calls that. That can fly under the radar. But, yeah, that was. It was shockingly competent on the part of Washington's front office. Now, here's a crazy stat for Daniel Jones in terms of how he plays at home. The last time he threw a Touchdown Pass at MetLife was 2023. It was New Year's Day, 2023. It's been a long, long time for him. Deontay Banks. Did he get benched for getting hurdled or did he get pitch for something else?

Julian Edelman (54:06)

I think it was a combo. I think the hurdle didn't help.

Hank (54:08)

The hurdle was a bad visual.

Julian Edelman (54:09)

The hurdle did not help.

Hank (54:10)

But he's been. He's been bad. I just. I feel like Jaden's rib is not fully healthy yet at this point. It can't be healthy after two weeks, so that's still a concern. Even though we haven't talked about it at all this week like we were last week. It was, like, in the news every single day.

Julian Edelman (54:24)

I thought he faked it.

Hank (54:25)

Yeah. But that's probably not true. Oh, I'm just saying it could have been a fake.

Julian Edelman (54:29)

Could have been a fake.

Hank (54:30)

But there have been.

Julian Edelman (54:31)

But also could be very injured.

Hank (54:32)

He could be. He could be injured. And that's not an injury that gets better over the course of two weeks. So it's gonna be tough. Any. Any divisional matchup's gonna be tough.

Julian Edelman (54:41)

Yeah. What? You have a question?

Stephen Che (54:44)

No, I just. I'll be honest because I feel like me and PFT have been in good spirits with the whole Bears commanders thing last week. It would be very funny if. And I feel like the commanders are gonna lose this game.

Hank (54:58)

Yeah.

Julian Edelman (54:58)

Really. So Giants are going to be. You're in your Hungry Dog thinking about it. Yeah. Wow.

Hank (55:05)

Honestly, I think the Giants are a good bet this week.

Julian Edelman (55:07)

Wow.

Hank (55:08)

If I'm being completely neutral on this and knowing my franchise and knowing how the Giants typically play against us, it's a good bet.

Julian Edelman (55:17)

Hey, hungry dog. How's the hungry dog been doing? Pretty good, right? Yeah.

Stephen Che (55:21)

We won week two, so that was like 14.

Julian Edelman (55:23)

You had the Panthers last week.

Stephen Che (55:25)

We were two.

Julian Edelman (55:26)

We were two for three.

Max (55:28)

So close.

Stephen Che (55:29)

But we're up money on the year, so gotta win another one.

Julian Edelman (55:32)

Okay. So next game, Chargers at Browns. Excited about this one. Is that okay? Hank?

Stephen Che (55:36)

I guess.

Julian Edelman (55:37)

Jamis.

Stephen Che (55:37)

Jamis. James. James. James.

Julian Edelman (55:40)

Also, Justin Herbert's been playing awesome and he needs more credit. They've. They've gone. They're now opening up the game. I looked at it, his stats. First four games, he had 23 pass attempts per game. He was averaging last three games, 35 past attempts per game. Lad McConkey. Jim Harbaugh said that he see, he reminds Lab McConkie Conkey reminds him of Steve Smith.

Hank (56:00)

It's high praise.

Julian Edelman (56:01)

High praise. So we get Justin Herbert playing really well. James. I'm excited for this game. Yeah.

Hank (56:07)

So Justin, he's had two consecutive games with over 270 yards passing, and they don't have a lot at wide receiver. But if you can unlock lad then you all of a sudden have a weapon. And going up against the Browns I.

Julian Edelman (56:24)

The Browns defense is banged out. Denzel Ward out.

Hank (56:26)

J. Ok. Obviously, Brown's defense is banged up. And the Chargers defense is awesome.

Julian Edelman (56:31)

Yes.

Hank (56:31)

Chargers defense is really good. They haven't allowed more than 20 points all season. I kind of like the Chargers.

Julian Edelman (56:36)

Yeah, I do, too.

Hank (56:36)

But I still want. I want James to go out there and I want him to ball.

Julian Edelman (56:40)

Yeah.

Hank (56:40)

Do it for America.

Julian Edelman (56:41)

I want him to ball out. I want him to have fun. I want him to do some crazy shit. I want Jameis.

Hank (56:47)

Yep.

Julian Edelman (56:47)

I need Jameis. All right, Hank, here's another one. That stinks. Saints, Panthers. Derek Carr said he is. I am no savior.

Hank (56:56)

Yeah. I disagree well, for a savior, from.

Julian Edelman (57:00)

How bad they've been. Yeah, they've been outscored 110 to 45 when he's been out.

Hank (57:05)

Wait, do we have. Is this Derek Carr, like, trying to rebrand as a bad boy? Because he said I'm no savior. And he also said, when I'm. When I get back, I'm going to be a psychopath. Oh, so we have psychic. Like, I'm no. I'm no saint. He's basically being like, I'm a bad boy. We got bad boy Derek Carr.

Julian Edelman (57:20)

Holy shit. I didn't see a psychopath quote.

Hank (57:23)

Yeah, Derek Carr is going to be a psychopath.

Julian Edelman (57:25)

Is Derek Carr a psych psychopath? Like, when, like, a Sports center anchor gets let go and they're like, now I get to say what I really want to say.

Hank (57:33)

Yeah. I'm going to join. I'm going to call it Barstool. See if they'll let me do it.

Julian Edelman (57:37)

Yeah, right. Like, did that. Is that what's going on here? Are we going to really see a psychopath?

Hank (57:42)

I think he's going to. He's probably gonna eat carbohydrates. I think, like, he's. He might even have a full sugar. Coca Cola.

Julian Edelman (57:48)

He might not put on his mascara.

Hank (57:50)

Yeah. Or make heavier mascara.

Julian Edelman (57:52)

Heavier mascara.

Hank (57:53)

Yeah. Go, go. Dressed as Halloween as slutty Derek Carr.

Julian Edelman (57:56)

The Panthers are just the most bad vibe team in the world. I mean, trading Deontay Johnson, it's like you. You basically just telling your whole team, we all suck. None of you are going to be here when we're good again. It's going to be a while.

Hank (58:07)

Yeah.

Julian Edelman (58:08)

I don't know what. There's no e. There's no irredeemable part of the Panthers.

Hank (58:12)

Well, Bryce is starting in any. Dalton's healthy.

Julian Edelman (58:16)

Okay.

Hank (58:16)

So I don't. What are they doing? I don't.

Julian Edelman (58:18)

I think they're. I think they're doing the right thing.

Hank (58:20)

I don't think they know what they're doing, though.

Julian Edelman (58:22)

I think they're seeing if he could do something. He probably can't, but he's trying to do something.

Stephen Che (58:28)

Yes, I. Xavier Leggett is the best part of the Panthers.

Hank (58:32)

Yeah.

Stephen Che (58:33)

Did you guys see. I've. I've.

Julian Edelman (58:35)

What'd he say?

Stephen Che (58:36)

You guys want to watch this? I've said the way he says, I can't stop saying allergic.

Julian Edelman (58:39)

Okay.

Stephen Che (58:40)

Oh, Asparagus was the one allergic. I've been saying to myself for, though, like, I can't get out of my head.

Julian Edelman (58:45)

All right, let's Hear it. I just hope they got some good food.

PFT Commenter (58:49)

I just hope they got something I get.

Bruce Arians (58:51)

They have good chocolate.

Hank (58:52)

I don't eat candy like this.

Julian Edelman (58:54)

But what is your. What are your no goes?

PFT Commenter (58:56)

You say you're a picky eater.

Hank (58:57)

What are your no goes?

Julian Edelman (58:58)

Yeah, I don't eat seafood.

Bruce Arians (59:00)

I don't eat like peppers and onions and all that. I don't really eat vegetables. Like pizza.

Julian Edelman (59:06)

What do you eat?

Bruce Arians (59:07)

Like pizza?

Julian Edelman (59:07)

Yeah, yeah.

Hank (59:09)

Like, I just started eating the spears.

Bruce Arians (59:13)

I eat like string beans and green paste.

Hank (59:18)

Do they have to be cooked in bacon grease?

Bruce Arians (59:20)

No, no, it ain't like that.

Julian Edelman (59:23)

Pasta. Yeah, I eat some pasta. Okay. Yeah, I used chicken, steak, all the regular stuff. Yeah, yeah.

Bruce Arians (59:28)

No seafood, though.

Julian Edelman (59:32)

Yeah. He is the best part of the Panthers.

Hank (59:34)

Yeah, he's country as. I love.

Julian Edelman (59:35)

I like that so much. Spurgus. Yeah, that's the Germany game next week. Giants Panthers.

Hank (59:42)

Oh, man. I. Yeah, that's. That might be the only NFL game that I will not watch.

Julian Edelman (59:48)

I won't watch a second.

Hank (59:49)

I don't think I'm going to watch it. I think the NFL, they've. They've pulled enough levers. If you're doing mad Libs for how you. How you engineer a game that even I won't watch. I think having the Panthers and the giants play at 8.30am in Germany on daylight savings, on daylight savings day, shit, that's like. It's the reverse Vince McMahon meme where he keeps getting more excited, I keep getting less excited. Until finally you figure out a way. Goodell.

Julian Edelman (60:15)

Yeah, I.

Hank (60:16)

That might be the least watched NFL game in modern history.

Max (60:20)

Yeah, the daylight savings helps you.

Julian Edelman (60:23)

No, no, we go forward next week.

Hank (60:25)

Yeah, no forward. That's why your running game doesn't work.

Julian Edelman (60:30)

It's an alliteration dummy.

Max (60:32)

Right.

Julian Edelman (60:33)

Fall forward.

Max (60:34)

Right. You guys are gonna watch it. You guys are lying.

Hank (60:37)

I don't think I am. I definitely.

Julian Edelman (60:38)

I will.

Hank (60:39)

Second half.

Max (60:40)

I know that guy's gonna watch it.

Julian Edelman (60:41)

I'm gonna watch it. I'm not gonna watch all of it.

Hank (60:44)

Fair.

Julian Edelman (60:45)

I will watch parts of it.

Hank (60:46)

I think I've watched every NFL game in the last. At least 10 years. I think I've seen every single one. And I think this might be the one where I will opt out of.

Julian Edelman (60:57)

We actually should not watch it as a podcast and then give a recap.

Hank (61:01)

Yeah, okay.

Julian Edelman (61:01)

That would be fun.

Hank (61:02)

Yeah.

Julian Edelman (61:03)

Oh, Hank, we have to twist your arm for that one.

Hank (61:05)

We're doing a boy. This is our boycott against the NFL.

Julian Edelman (61:08)

Yeah. By the way, this. The. The stat. How bad are The Panthers. Saints are the only team over the last 20 years to have to be seven plus point favorite on the road. Week eight later with a winning percentage less than 30%.

Hank (61:24)

That's wild.

Julian Edelman (61:25)

They're two and six and they are seven and a half point favorites on the road in the division. That's how bad the Panthers are.

Hank (61:33)

Psychopath Derek Carr.

Julian Edelman (61:34)

Psychopath Derek Carr. Okay, Max. Jaguars, Eagles. Are we worried about Doug Peterson's homecoming?

Max (61:40)

Yes.

Julian Edelman (61:41)

Okay, here's something that could make you feel a little better. Velas Jones is on the Jaguars now. He'll probably fumble if they play him.

Max (61:49)

Okay. That's your guy.

Julian Edelman (61:50)

Yeah. Not my guy.

Max (61:52)

That's your.

Julian Edelman (61:52)

Not my guy. Also want to give credit to the Eagles? I don't. We have some contacts with the Eagles, but we probably should figure out how their contracts work because I think we need to rework Hank's contract. Did you guys see there was a story that Jalen hurts Saquon and Jeffrey Lurie played golf with Obama. It came out afterwards when Jalen Hertz did his press conference. He said he didn't play golf. He rode with them because in his contract he's not allowed to play golf. How do we get that contract for Hank?

Max (62:22)

There were a lot of people tagging him.

Julian Edelman (62:25)

Yeah.

Max (62:25)

Tagging me and asking why? Why can Hank do this?

Julian Edelman (62:29)

Yeah.

Hank (62:29)

Yeah.

Stephen Che (62:29)

I would have to sign the contract.

Julian Edelman (62:31)

We could get you to sign the contract. Yeah. The four of us. Don't. You don't think we could physically manhandle you into signing a contract?

Stephen Che (62:39)

That would be illegal.

Julian Edelman (62:40)

No.

Hank (62:40)

Wouldn't put you under duress?

Julian Edelman (62:41)

Street justice.

Hank (62:42)

Give you two years guaranteed?

Julian Edelman (62:43)

Mm. You don't know about that.

Stephen Che (62:46)

I'd.

Julian Edelman (62:47)

Hold on. So is that deal break?

Hank (62:49)

That's a deal breaker for you?

Stephen Che (62:50)

Yes.

Hank (62:51)

What would you demand to have? Like, what would we need to do to make you include that in your contract?

Stephen Che (62:56)

I honestly was thinking about it. Like, I really don't. Can't put a price on happiness.

Hank (63:00)

Can't put a price on golf.

Max (63:02)

So you wouldn't take Jalen Hurts his contract?

Stephen Che (63:05)

If it was Jalen hurts his contract.

Julian Edelman (63:07)

Yeah, that's what it would be.

Stephen Che (63:09)

How long is this contract? Like four years.

Julian Edelman (63:11)

We can probably get out of this pretty quickly.

Hank (63:14)

There's probably an exit in there after bed.

Stephen Che (63:16)

I would do that because I would have so much money. Then I wouldn't even have to sign another contract.

Hank (63:20)

Hank would put this podcast in Cap.

Julian Edelman (63:22)

Hell yeah, he would. We'd be maxed out.

Hank (63:26)

Let's see what the contract is.

Julian Edelman (63:27)

We'd have to have memes start.

Max (63:31)

Five years, 255 mil.

Stephen Che (63:34)

All right, fine.

Hank (63:34)

Yeah.

Stephen Che (63:35)

I would sign that contract.

Hank (63:36)

You think that's worth it? So you do have a price on happiness.

Stephen Che (63:39)

Yeah, because I could just do. I could then just retire and call for the rest of my life.

Julian Edelman (63:43)

We should just get it. And then in fine print, the 250mil is in Taylor coins.

Hank (63:49)

Yeah. Yeah, man. I lost a lot of money, and I thought it was a great thing to bring the world the crypto communities and sports betting and boobs together. And the communities were going to join, and then once the communities joined, it's like, now they're together, and there's just a huge community at that point.

Julian Edelman (64:07)

Because I actually don't think crypto guys have ever sports gambled or looked at boobs.

Hank (64:12)

No, no, but imagine you're not thinking about the communities coming together, though.

Julian Edelman (64:17)

That's true.

Hank (64:17)

That was. It's more important than money at that point. I have a Sad Jag stat. This is one of the saddest ones. Chap sent this to me yesterday. He actually. He had. He FaceTimed me to tell me this stat because he's like, I can't text this to you because it's so sad. This came from Daniel Griffiths. The Jaguars this year are averaging 5.8 yards per play.

Julian Edelman (64:39)

Okay.

Hank (64:40)

This is technically the best offense of all time in Jaguars history.

Julian Edelman (64:45)

What.

Hank (64:46)

What we've seen this year is the best they've ever been.

Julian Edelman (64:49)

How's that possible?

Hank (64:51)

Yes, better than Bortles, apparently. They don't win.

Julian Edelman (64:54)

I mean, Aaron left, which David Garage.

Hank (64:56)

Portals almost got him. They are averaging. This is the plane train right now. This is the best the Jacksonville Jaguars have ever played.

Julian Edelman (65:03)

Offensively, this might be a situation where Chaps is faking us out. And because the Jags are so sad, we can be like, I guess it's right.

Hank (65:11)

It might be.

Julian Edelman (65:12)

He's a. He's a. He's a wily one. Yeah.

Hank (65:15)

But if true, this is a very sad stat. This is as good as it's ever been, I guess.

Julian Edelman (65:20)

Different league now. They pass. That's true, Max. So nerve level for this game. You got to crush him.

Max (65:27)

You just got to win.

Julian Edelman (65:28)

No, you got to crush. You got to crush him.

Max (65:30)

This is Peterson's second time coming back. We crushed him the first time, morally, because I think they went up and then we came back.

Julian Edelman (65:39)

Oh, morally crushed.

Max (65:40)

It was a moral crushing. This time, we just have to win. It looks like such an easy spot for the Eagles. Those looks like such an obvious spot for the Eagles. The Jags are so bad. The Eagles look so good right now that it's. It's a nerve wracking game. It's like, it's an obvious. Like you think one way NFL is what NFL is a week to week lead.

Julian Edelman (66:01)

It's week to week. It's a week to weekly week to the week.

Hank (66:03)

But the last like three weeks, you guys have looked pretty good.

Max (66:06)

Very good.

Hank (66:07)

Are you guys fully back full?

Max (66:09)

No, no, no. Last week we were. Last week we looked like a team that was fully back. But it's a week to week lead.

Julian Edelman (66:14)

Should we start talking Jalen hurts mvp.

Max (66:17)

People are saying.

Julian Edelman (66:19)

Yeah.

Hank (66:20)

Is that a discussion that's happening?

Max (66:22)

What are we talking about right now?

Hank (66:24)

People are saying.

Max (66:27)

Right now.

Julian Edelman (66:28)

Got us there. Max is learning.

Hank (66:29)

I feel like a dad. His son finally beat him up. Damn, this is good.

Julian Edelman (66:34)

This is good. Flipped it on us.

Hank (66:35)

So. But if you do win this week, you're fully, fully back.

Max (66:38)

No, we're not fully back until we beat the Commanders.

Hank (66:41)

I love that. I love that. This is what I wanted. I wanted. I wanted Max to hate me. I wanted Philly fans to feel something about the Commanders.

Max (66:49)

I know I got dc, I got Washington fans and my mentions all pissed off at me. It feels good. I like it.

PFT Commenter (66:56)

Good.

Hank (66:56)

Did you guys see who won Pepsi Rookie of the week? The fan vote Pepsi Rookie the most. Yeah. Hardware.

Julian Edelman (67:02)

Was it Jaden Daniels Hardware. It must have been that. That drive he had for the Hail Mary Hardware.

Max (67:11)

I was. I've been watching so much Eagles film this week. Twitter film. Oh, Twitter, Twitter film. After a big win is the best.

Hank (67:18)

Yeah, it is.

Max (67:18)

Just watching like the random guy that you've never heard of break down how Cooper DeGene going from one side of the field to the other means that he's going to be an NFL superstar for the next 10 years.

Julian Edelman (67:31)

It's best all 22. Okay. Bears Cardinals afternoon games. Matty Berfluse finally said it was his fault Wednesday.

Hank (67:40)

How do you say it?

Julian Edelman (67:41)

I believe. Let me pull up the exact quote he. So he obviously said on Sunday and Monday that it's not a big deal that they didn't guard the sideline, all that stuff. And then I believe he said, I'm going to find it right now because I know it took all the way till Wednesday. All right. He said on reviewing the Washington loss, the game didn't finish the way we wanted it to. And it starts with me.

Hank (68:11)

Okay.

Julian Edelman (68:12)

So he finally came to grips after three days. After everyone, after the locker room, everyone talked out. After Ben Johnson rumors started. He finally was like, you know what? I've done some soul searching. It's me.

Hank (68:24)

Okay. Starts with me is good. That's a good start.

Julian Edelman (68:26)

Yeah, yeah.

Hank (68:27)

I would like at some point for him to say it starts and ends with me.

Julian Edelman (68:31)

Yeah, yeah.

Hank (68:32)

It can start with you. And then it needs to end. It needs to end with you also. Otherwise it's ending with somebody else.

Julian Edelman (68:37)

It needs to end with you as well.

Hank (68:38)

It starts and ends with you. I got a question for you big cat. About Caleb.

Julian Edelman (68:42)

Yeah.

Hank (68:43)

Do you think that they're asking Caleb to do too much? No, not physically. I'm talking about like the 10, 15 seconds before every play.

Julian Edelman (68:52)

Yeah.

Hank (68:52)

The checks at the lines like every single player and lets them know what their responsibility is for that play.

Julian Edelman (68:58)

No.

Hank (68:58)

Would it be easier if they took like half that offensive?

Julian Edelman (69:02)

No. Because then that would be more on Shane Waldron.

Hank (69:05)

Okay. So it's like you'd rather have that be on.

Julian Edelman (69:07)

I'd rather kill make the mistake than Shane Walder make the mistake. Yeah.

Hank (69:11)

Because it seems like that's they're asking to do a lot that can get in there.

Julian Edelman (69:15)

He does a lot.

Hank (69:15)

Yeah, it can. Like you know, simplifying it just a little bit can help him play a little bit more loose.

Julian Edelman (69:20)

I would like them to come out and maybe have a good drive to start a game for once. Also here's a fun stat. Roshan Johnson. Did you know that he's the only player to score a touchdown on 100% of the carries inside the five yard line this season? Minimum four carries. As the guy that we had in on the field for the. When Doug Kramer got the handoff.

Hank (69:38)

What's Doug Kramer's percentage at?

Julian Edelman (69:40)

He's not scored a touchdown yet.

Hank (69:42)

0%.

Julian Edelman (69:43)

0% I. This is, this is a must win for the Bears. Obviously this is also how you respond game. If they respond well we can start saying okay, let's see what happens in the NFC north when we get going with that. If they come out flat, if the Cardinals look good and we lose this game, it's just like bottom out.

Hank (70:04)

So it's this week against the Cardinals next week Patriots.

Julian Edelman (70:07)

Yep. And then it's six and then it's divisional time. Then it's.

Hank (70:10)

And if you win these two next games then you're like okay yoffs six.

Julian Edelman (70:14)

No, no, no. I'm not, I'm not saying Yoff's at 6 and 3. I'm saying if they're 6 and 3 going into the divisional gauntlet, they have a chance to go to the playoffs. They would six and three. Was the, was the goal to get to a spot where, hey, you can, you can take some lumps against the Lions, packers and Vikings and still maybe be in the playoffs.

Hank (70:36)

I don't even know if I should put this out there into the universe, but I will. There is a chance that we get a rematch. Big cat in the playoffs.

Julian Edelman (70:45)

Well, I don't think the Bears are going to make.

Stephen Che (70:46)

No, don't put that into the universe.

Julian Edelman (70:48)

I don't think I retract it playoffs. So that would be tough.

Hank (70:53)

Okay.

Julian Edelman (70:54)

It is out there in the university. I mean if they win these next two games, I'll reassess. I'm on a week to week. It's a week to week week. The only thing that makes me excited about this game is that the Cardinals are last in pass rush win rate. So hopefully with our banged up offensive line, we can still protect Caleb. And also we people have been calling for Tyreek Stevenson to get cut. We need him because we got some banged up guys and we need him and he's not a bad player. He had a bad moment, so we need him.

Hank (71:24)

So the Cardinals, they stink in terms of getting pressure. Yeah. So if Caleb can have a little bit more time, it would be nice. It would be very, very nice. The only thing that you're looking at on the Cardinals side is they might get their first round pick this week.

Julian Edelman (71:39)

Ooh.

Hank (71:40)

So Darius Robinson has been practicing and he's about to come back. We don't know if it's going to be on Sunday or not.

Julian Edelman (71:46)

Okay.

Hank (71:47)

If I were the Bears, I would just hope like maybe just take another week. Don't push it. Don't push it. Give yourself another week.

Julian Edelman (71:53)

Make sure you're ready. Don't rush it.

Hank (71:54)

Let Caleb get some time back in the pocket.

Julian Edelman (71:56)

Yeah, don't rush it. Okay, how about Lions at Packers? Hank, Are we allowed to get excited about that game? Yes.

Stephen Che (72:02)

This is, this is.

Julian Edelman (72:03)

This is the primo games.

Stephen Che (72:05)

Two exciting.

Hank (72:05)

The crown jewel.

Julian Edelman (72:06)

Wait, what was the other exciting?

Stephen Che (72:07)

Dolphins, Bills. This is exciting too. For a casual.

Julian Edelman (72:11)

You pick. You pick Dolphins Bills over Broncos, Ravens, Falcons, Cowboys.

Hank (72:16)

For a casual. Okay, I disagree. Hank.

Stephen Che (72:21)

Casuals don't even know Bohun Bonex is.

Hank (72:24)

Are you a casual?

Stephen Che (72:26)

If I didn't work for this podcast, I'd be a lot more casual.

Julian Edelman (72:28)

You'd be the most casual, would you not? What would you do on Sundays?

Stephen Che (72:34)

I do what I used to do before this podcast existed, which is like watch the Patriots game and then sometimes.

Julian Edelman (72:40)

Do other suffer and Then just be done.

PFT Commenter (72:42)

Yeah.

Julian Edelman (72:43)

What a life. All right. So what are your thoughts on this game? Because this is gonna be a great game.

Stephen Che (72:47)

I'm excited about this game. I think the Lions are gonna roll.

Julian Edelman (72:52)

Wow.

Hank (72:53)

Lions roll. What does that mean? 10 plus 10.

Julian Edelman (72:58)

Like a stomping Jordan Love maybe playing.

Hank (73:02)

Houses growing. Can we get an update on Jordan loves groin?

Julian Edelman (73:06)

I don't know how his groin is.

Hank (73:08)

Joins don't recover that easily.

Julian Edelman (73:10)

No, they don't. Jordan Love might be playing. I think the packers are going to win.

Hank (73:19)

So this is one of Jared Goff's three outdoor games this season.

Julian Edelman (73:23)

Yep.

Hank (73:23)

He's only got three of them and he hasn't had one yet. Right. Because it's the 49ers, it's the packers and it's the Bears.

Julian Edelman (73:32)

Yeah. No, he has that one.

Hank (73:33)

So we're. And it's going to be shitty. It's going to be like, rainy.

Julian Edelman (73:36)

Yeah.

Hank (73:36)

Maybe a little bit windy.

Julian Edelman (73:38)

I just. This just feels like a Matt Eberflusse spot. Well, sorry. Not Matt Eberflusse. I'm an idiot. Matt LaFleur.

Hank (73:44)

Matt LaFleur.

Julian Edelman (73:45)

The good Matt.

Hank (73:46)

Good Matt. Matt Lafleur loves doing shit. Weird shit with Malik Willis, who might get some playing time this weekend. And if he plays well, then now we're talking about official Matt Flynn status where there will be a team that offers him. Maybe not. Maybe not insane money. But good. He will something. He will extend his career by three to five years if he plays good this weekend.

Julian Edelman (74:09)

Hank, I don't like when you like the favorite. And I like the underdog. It's Freaky Friday.

Hank (74:13)

You know what I think it is? Big Cat, did you hear what coach Bill said?

Julian Edelman (74:18)

No.

Hank (74:19)

Belichick.

Julian Edelman (74:19)

No.

Hank (74:20)

Belichick called the Detroit offense impossible to stop.

Julian Edelman (74:23)

Whoa.

Hank (74:24)

Impossible.

Julian Edelman (74:25)

They are kind of impossible. But they haven't played outside yet.

Hank (74:27)

That's right.

Julian Edelman (74:28)

Maybe. Yeah, maybe.

Hank (74:28)

Only. Only winter a little bit slower.

Julian Edelman (74:31)

It's also a three and a half. It feels like a lot for a division game. I'll just say it. It's a lot for a division game. Okay, last game in the afternoon. Rams, Seahawks. What?

Stephen Che (74:43)

Hank, the stat from Advisors. That is the one is the lines are 14:3 against the spread in their last 17 divisional matchups and 14:3 against the spread in their last 17 road games.

Julian Edelman (74:53)

Whoa.

Hank (74:54)

That's pretty good.

Julian Edelman (74:54)

Now I'm thinking the lines are going to roll.

Hank (74:56)

And also impossible to stop. Offense.

Julian Edelman (74:58)

Impossible to stop. But what about Matt Lafleur?

Stephen Che (75:01)

Good coach, but I think. I also think that having a half in Half out quarterback that might not be 100 versus your backup. Like, it's almost worse than Jordan. Love just being out and knowing you're playing Malik Willis.

Julian Edelman (75:13)

That's a fair point. That was good analysis.

Stephen Che (75:15)

Thank you.

Julian Edelman (75:17)

Rams, Seahawks of the afternoon. I'm just going to bet the over in this game and hope the Seahawks aren't total Jekyll and Hyde where they can't do anything on both sides of the ball.

Hank (75:27)

We're going to get DK back.

Julian Edelman (75:28)

Maybe. Hopefully. This is a huge game for the NFC West.

Hank (75:32)

It is. Yeah.

Julian Edelman (75:33)

Massive.

Hank (75:33)

Yeah. Whoever wins this game, it's like we're going to say that they have a commanding lead basically, in the NFC west, even though they don't.

Julian Edelman (75:40)

They absolutely will not.

Hank (75:41)

But it's going to. It's going to feel like that is the best team right now in that division.

Julian Edelman (75:46)

And the Rams, if they win, they're all the way back in this thing. If they lose, they're going to be back into a spot where they're like, where we got a lot of hay to make here.

Hank (75:53)

Yeah, exactly. And then we're also going to be forgetting about the 49ers, who will probably get off the bye week, be healthy, and then they'll just stop dominating everyone.

Julian Edelman (76:01)

Yeah. I just don't know what the Seahawks just. They feel like they're teetering. What are you going to say? Max, do you have something?

Max (76:07)

I got nothing.

Julian Edelman (76:08)

Nothing. You have any opinion on this game?

Max (76:12)

Not much.

Julian Edelman (76:12)

Nothing.

Max (76:13)

Not much.

Julian Edelman (76:14)

I'm excited for this game.

Hank (76:16)

I think that McDonald needs to just run the damn ball.

Julian Edelman (76:19)

Yeah. This feels like. This just feels like an afternoon game, obviously, because it's in Seattle and it's two NFC west teams. But, like, I'm just going to enjoy having this game being on, you know, it's just going to be. I'm going to take the over. Matt Stafford is this. Matthew Stafford is way too often forgotten about. And now with Puka and Cooper back, their. Their offense is going to just eat everyone. I feel like it's just. Can their defense, which is very young, hang in.

Hank (76:48)

I like watching Puka Nakua without the ball.

Julian Edelman (76:50)

Yeah.

Hank (76:51)

He's one of those guys when. Even when they're running the ball, I just like how he blocks. And it might have to do with his hair just flying around out there as he's running into linebackers and safeties and. But he is one of the funnest players in the NFL to watch when he's not even a part of the play.

Julian Edelman (77:05)

Yeah, agreed. All right. Last game on Sunday Colts, Vikings. This Anthony Richardson thing has. Feels like it's been handled poorly. I would say so. It came out. Shane Steichen made the call. No influence from Jim Mar. No influence from Chris Ballard. Anthony Richardson came out and said that Steichen didn't really give him a reason why he was being benched. And then Shane Steichen also said, Joe will be our quarterback going forward. So it's not a one game benching. It's a.

Hank (77:35)

He clarifies.

Julian Edelman (77:36)

Yeah, he's. He clarified.

Hank (77:37)

That seems like a weird point to clarify.

Julian Edelman (77:40)

Yeah.

Hank (77:40)

You make the switch and if Joe Flacco doesn't play well, then it's real easy for you to go back to Anthony Richardson. But then he came out and clarified the switch and said, no, he's now our full quarterback. So now you can't make a switch back to Anthony Richardson.

Julian Edelman (77:53)

And then a team source from the Colts said, we are not quitting on Anthony. That will be the story. But that's not the case.

Hank (77:58)

Feels like that's story you're quitting on him for now.

Julian Edelman (78:01)

Yeah. It's also like, I know you don't want it to be the story. Feels like it's that the story.

Hank (78:05)

Yeah. Brian Flores had an interesting quote about Anthony Richardson. He said, I know there's been a lot of talk about the play where he came out, but did you watch the play? I mean the guy throws the 300 pounder off and runs around. I thought it was incredible play. I mean, I got tired watching him. It seems like this is a lot of description of like Brian Flores is doing too much over praising how crazy that play was. Yeah, it's almost like he's saying it to keep that story going and like in the news.

Julian Edelman (78:31)

Well, it's also, it like creates. Yeah, he's trying to create the division in that locker room where if there was anyone who was defending Anthony Richardson, they'd be like, oh look, Brian Flores has our back. I think everyone probably hated that move.

Hank (78:42)

Have you watched the play?

Julian Edelman (78:44)

I.

Hank (78:44)

Because hand up. I actually haven't seen. I didn't go back and watch the play where he has to come out.

Julian Edelman (78:48)

It wasn't, it wasn't that crazy. And again, I. If you're an offensive lineman who is, you know, offensive lineman have to have to just be living 70 pounds overweight, probably banged up, everything running down the field and then the quarterback comes out.

Hank (79:04)

I mean the description of that play was the guy throws a 300 pounder off and runs around. Yeah, that's what you do every play. If you're an offensive lineman.

Julian Edelman (79:11)

Brian Flora's playing head games.

PFT Commenter (79:13)

Yeah.

Julian Edelman (79:13)

Keeping it going. The Vikings trade for Cam Robinson from the Jaguars, beef up their offensive line.

Hank (79:17)

Good move.

Julian Edelman (79:18)

Good move.

Hank (79:19)

They had to do it.

Julian Edelman (79:20)

I'll see the Vikings. We'll see if their defense starts to. Because it's happened a couple times where the Vikings defense has fallen off a little where at some point you got to have guys who can win one on one and not just blitz. Yeah, blitzing. Blitzing. If you're playing a really good quarterback or quarterback can figure it out. Blitzing. You can't just blitz and be like, that's all of our pressure.

Hank (79:41)

But I think they're still going to do it. Even if they get those guys that can win one on one. That's just the Brian Flores way.

Julian Edelman (79:46)

But they're back to back games where their defense taking a step back with the Lions and the Rams. They're also no pressure.

Hank (79:51)

Huge free agent signing this week for the Vikings. T.J. hawkinson. I think he's back. I think he's going to play this week.

Julian Edelman (79:58)

That is a huge free agency signing.

Hank (80:00)

And I'm excited to see him out there.

Julian Edelman (80:01)

Yeah, there's gonna be a fun game because Joe Flacco is playing Sunday night football. I'm excited. Joe Flacco. Okay, let's do some. Let's do a touchdown parlay because we gotta, we gotta hit it. We were two out of three last week.

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Julian Edelman (80:16)

Yeah, no, it was, it was you, Devonte Adams.

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Yeah, that was a bad pick.

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Julian Edelman (81:29)

Who we got? So, Max, you in? You in? Max?

Max (81:32)

Sure.

Julian Edelman (81:33)

All right, get in.

Max (81:34)

I'll hop in.

Julian Edelman (81:34)

Get in here. I'm gonna go. Bijan.

Hank (81:38)

I'm gonna go.

Julian Edelman (81:38)

Josh.

Hank (81:39)

Josh Allen.

Julian Edelman (81:40)

I'm gonna go.

Max (81:40)

Quan. He didn't score last week, so be early.

Julian Edelman (81:44)

Oh, no, no, no. The Eagles are late. Game.

Max (81:46)

Yeah.

Julian Edelman (81:46)

Yeah. Afternoon. Okay.

PFT Commenter (81:48)

4:00.

Julian Edelman (81:48)

I feel good about that.

Hank (81:49)

That's a good one.

Julian Edelman (81:50)

Yeah. That is a good one. So go check that out on the draft.

Stephen Che (81:53)

One of three last week.

Julian Edelman (81:54)

Just for the record, but what were the other two?

Stephen Che (81:56)

Brian Robinson was the other one.

Julian Edelman (81:57)

Oh, okay.

Hank (81:59)

Sorry.

Stephen Che (82:00)

Sorry.

Julian Edelman (82:00)

I just remember sitting there and you being like, why did I take Devante?

Stephen Che (82:04)

No, that was a bad pick.

Julian Edelman (82:05)

Yeah.

Stephen Che (82:05)

I don't feel as bad.

Julian Edelman (82:07)

No, no, you. You shouldn't feel as bad. You should not feel as bad.

Stephen Che (82:10)

It was a terrible pick.

Julian Edelman (82:11)

Okay. Should we do our pick? We are bad. As a collective unit.

Max (82:18)

I think I'm out of the basement.

Julian Edelman (82:19)

Memes is. Is at top. Memes is nine and seven. I'm eight and eight. Pft. Seven and nine. Max is six. Nine and one. Hank is six and ten.

Hank (82:27)

Yeah.

Stephen Che (82:28)

It might be one in five. My last six.

Julian Edelman (82:31)

Would be a shame if you had to go on a bachelor party in golf right now. Okay. Who's actually awesome.

Hank (82:37)

If it was a bachelor party that didn't golf, that'd be big.

Julian Edelman (82:40)

I am up first. Oh, a lot of pressure. I don't like going first here. I will, I will, I will, I will. I will take. I'll take the Chargers and the Browns over 43.

Hank (83:02)

I like that.

Julian Edelman (83:03)

Jamis. Jamis.

Hank (83:05)

He'll find a way.

Julian Edelman (83:06)

James.

Stephen Che (83:07)

I will take the Detroit Lions minus three and a half against the Green Bay Packers.

Memes (83:15)

I will take the over in the lions. Packers over 48 and a half. I think the last six games, four.

Hank (83:22)

Out of six went over fun.

Max (83:24)

I'm going to take the opposite of Hank. I will take the packers plus three and a half.

Hank (83:28)

Okay. I will take the over in that game. Memes just took the memes. You took the over.

Julian Edelman (83:35)

He did just take the over in that game.

Hank (83:38)

I will take the. Anyone do the under in Patriots? Titans.

Stephen Che (83:43)

No, no. But I was going to.

Hank (83:44)

I will take that nice.

Julian Edelman (83:46)

Good pay.

Hank (83:46)

38. That's a lot of points. The fuck you go. Go again. Okay. So in that case, I not ready. I'll take psychopath Derek Carr.

Julian Edelman (83:57)

Ooh.

Hank (83:57)

Minus seven at the Panthers.

Julian Edelman (84:01)

Seven. Yep. Seven. Yep.

Max (84:02)

I will take the under in giants commanders under 44 and a half.

Julian Edelman (84:07)

Okay.

Memes (84:08)

Vikings minus five.

Julian Edelman (84:10)

Ooh.

Stephen Che (84:12)

I'm going to take the over in the commander's Giants game.

Max (84:15)

Whoa.

Stephen Che (84:17)

Great offense. I think the Giants is going to be a shootout.

Julian Edelman (84:20)

Okay, I will take it. I'll take the Bears plus one and a half.

Hank (84:28)

I was thinking about it.

Julian Edelman (84:29)

Yeah, I just do it. I'd do it. All right.

Hank (84:31)

So you know how he said that, that playing the Panthers is fun?

Julian Edelman (84:34)

Yeah.

Hank (84:34)

I think playing the Cardinals from an offensive standpoint, not the pass rush.

Julian Edelman (84:39)

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Hank (85:13)

What's up?

Julian Edelman (85:14)

What's up? What's up, Capabiancos?

Stephen Che (85:16)

My name's Marco Mozzarella. Marco Mortadella. My stop him. This week, Will Smith, Big Willie style.

Julian Edelman (85:25)

Yeah.

Stephen Che (85:26)

It's the fifth straight year Will Smith has won a World series.

Julian Edelman (85:30)

Oh, that's.

Hank (85:31)

That's pretty jiggy.

Julian Edelman (85:32)

That's wild.

Stephen Che (85:33)

How many Will Smith do you think it is?

Julian Edelman (85:35)

Three? It's five.

Hank (85:37)

Five Will Smith.

Julian Edelman (85:38)

Just kidding.

Stephen Che (85:39)

It's two.

Hank (85:39)

That guy's doing a lot of slapping jiggy with it.

Stephen Che (85:42)

I sit him little Dirk. He got caught up in a wire tap.

Julian Edelman (85:47)

He's bopped.

Stephen Che (85:48)

He's going to jail for life.

Hank (85:49)

He was trying to get back at King Von's guy.

Julian Edelman (85:51)

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Too much on. He said too much on Mike.

Stephen Che (85:56)

Now he's riding to the clank.

Hank (85:57)

Remember Omerta, my sleeper?

Stephen Che (86:00)

Xavier Leggette.

Julian Edelman (86:02)

Yeah, Xavier.

Stephen Che (86:03)

He might be allergic to. Allergic to the end zone. He's gonna get in. He's gonna have a couple TDs.

Julian Edelman (86:09)

I love the bench.

Stephen Che (86:10)

Put him in your starting rotation.

Julian Edelman (86:12)

I love it. Love that.

Hank (86:13)

Love that a lot. Mortadelli.

Julian Edelman (86:17)

Michael. Yeah.

Hank (86:19)

Hey, what's up? This is Austin Capo Bianco. This weekend I'm. I'm starting covering first base. Pretty important thing to do.

Julian Edelman (86:29)

Oh, it's right there. It's right.

Hank (86:30)

Oh, where is it?

Julian Edelman (86:30)

It's right there. Right over there.

Hank (86:32)

Yeah, but I don't know.

Julian Edelman (86:32)

I'm, I'm.

Hank (86:33)

I. I don't feel like running all.

Julian Edelman (86:35)

The way over there.

Hank (86:35)

It's a long way away.

Julian Edelman (86:37)

Respect.

Hank (86:38)

90 this week. I'm. I sitting soup this week. Actually, this week it's been two. It's been two nights. Italian wedding soup. It's very nice this time of year normally, but it's been too hot. Why is it so hot out these days? I missed the days when it was October and it was cold.

Julian Edelman (86:55)

Say you watch to it. Remember next week we set our clocks.

Hank (86:57)

Set our clocks forward. Yeah, that's right. Absolutely. And then my. My sleeper this week is TJ Hawkinson. TJ Hawkinson. Get back, people. Forget about tj. TJ Hawkinson. TJ Hawkinson's going to score a touchdown this weekend.

Julian Edelman (87:08)

That's better.

Hank (87:09)

TJ. TJ's back.

Julian Edelman (87:10)

All right. What's up? This is Devin Copy Bianco.

Hank (87:14)

Hey, Devin.

Julian Edelman (87:15)

My stardom this week is Shohei Ohtani's interpreter. I hope he bet on the Dodgers to win the World Series and made some bank ebay. Eat bay.

Hank (87:24)

Good job.

Julian Edelman (87:25)

My situm is Ryan Clark. He dressed up as Bill Belichick for Halloween. And it's freaky.

Stephen Che (87:32)

I thought it was fun.

Julian Edelman (87:33)

I thought it was creepy.

Hank (87:34)

I think it's an example of a.

Julian Edelman (87:36)

Double standard white face.

Hank (87:37)

Double standard.

Julian Edelman (87:38)

Can't do that.

Hank (87:40)

Ryan Clark, I don't think he used to play when he went out to Denver, which is a smart move because you go out there, you might turn a little.

Julian Edelman (87:46)

A little gay.

Hank (87:46)

You might start looking at your buddy and be like, hey, the altitude's getting to me.

Julian Edelman (87:49)

Give me a kiss. And my sleeper this week is gonna be Bijan. Three touchdowns for Bijan.

Hank (87:57)

Love that.

Julian Edelman (87:57)

Three.

Hank (87:58)

Love that.

Julian Edelman (87:59)

Oh, yeah. That is creepy. How do you. How do you say that look good? It doesn't look like Bill Belichick.

Stephen Che (88:04)

It's funny.

Julian Edelman (88:04)

It looks like white chicks.

Stephen Che (88:06)

It looks funny.

Julian Edelman (88:07)

It's funny, but it's not. It doesn't look like Bill Belichick.

Stephen Che (88:11)

I mean, it's. To me, Halloween is like, you know, funny and creative, but he should have.

Julian Edelman (88:15)

Just worn the sweatshirt and the wig.

Hank (88:20)

That's basic to me, that it doesn't.

Julian Edelman (88:22)

Look like Bill Belichick.

Hank (88:24)

Remember those episodes of the Office where Kathy Bates came in. That looks like Kathy Bates. I expect to have two Great Danes next to her.

Julian Edelman (88:33)

Doesn't look like Belichick.

Stephen Che (88:35)

Belichick looked great in his suit.

Julian Edelman (88:36)

I mean, what do you do?

Stephen Che (88:37)

He just wore one of Ryan Clark.

Julian Edelman (88:39)

Oh, what did you think about the shots fired?

Stephen Che (88:41)

Yeah, shots fired. I mean, it's. It's petty wars.

Julian Edelman (88:43)

This was Belichick's ex. Girlfriend.

Stephen Che (88:46)

Wife.

Julian Edelman (88:48)

Wife, I believe.

Hank (88:51)

Okay.

Stephen Che (88:51)

Yeah.

Julian Edelman (88:52)

So what happened? She wore a Kill Bill costume.

Stephen Che (88:55)

She wore a Kill Bill costume. And then his new girlfriend. Friend dressed up as him when he was the coach of the Giants. I don't know if that was a response or a coincidence.

Julian Edelman (89:05)

He's got girls fighting over each other. I love it.

Hank (89:08)

Dressing up as your boyfriend for Halloween is. That's. That's kind of strange.

Julian Edelman (89:13)

Can we see the. Can we see the young Bill Belichick? Because then what do you, like?

Hank (89:18)

Do you kiss her? Well, kiss yourself while she's dressed up as you.

Julian Edelman (89:23)

I'd agree that's a little strange. Okay, we got two great interviews. Two great interviews. So we have Julian Edelman, our good friend, and then coach Bruce Arians, also our good friend. Before we do that, pft.

Hank (89:35)

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Julian Edelman (92:05)

Okay, we now welcome on our very good friend Julian Edelman, Jules, who now has another podcast, Dudes on Dudes with Gronk, which we're going to get both of you on together in a couple weeks. But we wanted to have you on to talk ball. And also, dude, like, how many podcasts are you going to do?

Bruce Arians (92:26)

I think this is it. Two. We'll do two.

Julian Edelman (92:29)

Okay. Two.

Hank (92:30)

It's a good amount.

Bruce Arians (92:32)

Honestly, it's just an excuse for me and Rob to hit the hot tub together and do like a sauna session and then like, like talk for an hour. And it's been fun. We've literally tried to bring the same routine that we did together for nine years in New England and just try to capture like the locker moments when you're, you know, in between meetings. You go there and you, you guys are taking a piss next to each other and you Know, Rob says, oh, dude, you see how good Ray Lewis looks on film or something like that. And just crazy like that. So it's been fun. Games with names has been fun. Dudes with dudes been fun. It's cool to have two different kind of concepts or, but kind of similar, you know, like we get to talk about games with on the games with names. Then you know, everyone always wants to categorize what kind of guy guy is, you know, and that's kind of what we've been doing on Dudes with Dudes. You know, you got your stud, your freak, your dudes dude, your whiz, and a dog. So it's been fun to kind of go in there and, and categorize it and then communicate with the people arguing about, nah, this guy's not a dog, he's a whiz. So it's been fun, you know, it keeps your. Honestly for me. It helps me in my TV world too because the more I like watch the old football, then it brings all these memories from like my career that I fucking completely forgot and then like it makes it better for everything. So these things are just awesome. Keeps my head in the game.

Hank (93:57)

Yeah, okay, so what is a dude?

Bruce Arians (93:59)

What is a dude? Yeah, what are the categories of dudes?

Hank (94:03)

I. It's your show, so whatever. Yeah, what is it?

Bruce Arians (94:05)

What is dude? I want dudes. You got your stuff.

Hank (94:08)

Oh, so a dude is in its own category?

Bruce Arians (94:10)

No, a dude is just like someone that we all are. Man or female, man or girl. You could be a dude. Like a dude's like a bro. Like if you have a 7 year old. How is your kid?

PFT Commenter (94:24)

Big cat.

Julian Edelman (94:24)

5.

Bruce Arians (94:25)

5. Are they growing you yet?

Julian Edelman (94:27)

Yo, he bros me all the time. What's up, bro?

Bruce Arians (94:30)

I don't know what she means by it, but that's the same thing as a dude.

Julian Edelman (94:34)

Yeah, okay. Yeah, so five different categories.

Bruce Arians (94:37)

You got your stud, which is like the athleticism's there, the football iq. He's got the pedigree. He's always been the guy. You got your freak, which is some a one of one guy. He's just a one of one. There's no one like him, you know, like a Randy Johnson or like a Randy Moss or something. Receiver. He's a one of one. Jumps high, catches a ball, can, can freaking, you know, track anything. One hander Landers, he was just an absolute freak. You got your dog. Someone who's like relentless, motivated, maybe had to go the long road, maybe been arrested or something, but has always been that kind of guy. To make big plays when his team needs it. Then you got your whiz, which, that's like an innovative guy for me. Like an intellect guy. Someone who comes in clutch like a Steph Curry. Like, that dude's like the most unbelievable wiz. He's literally changed the game of basketball because now, like, I just remember basketball always being a bigger guy's sport now, like, you see a bunch of these littler dudes, it's a space game, it's three pointers. Like every kid you go to, like the asphalts. I'll be at my daughter's soccer practice and I'll watch the kids playing basketball. And like every kid thinks they're Steph Curry. They're like 8 year olds hitting, like, trying to. Like they're practicing their. Their half court shots. That's a whiz. It's unreal. And then you got your dudes dude. The dudes dude is your glue guy. You know, the guy's in the locker room kind of. He's not. Maybe he's not the craziest player on your team, but he's kind of that guy that keeps everything together. You could count. You can count on them when you're having a low day or you can go have a beer with them. He may not drink, but he'll. He'll be there and just listen to you. Like a dudes do these glue guy. So that we just categorize these dudes into what kind of dudes they are.

Julian Edelman (96:30)

I like that.

Hank (96:30)

I like that.

Julian Edelman (96:31)

So what are we? Dudes dudes? Yeah. We're not. We're definitely not freaks, I would say.

Bruce Arians (96:37)

This is what I thought for YouTube.

Julian Edelman (96:40)

Okay.

Bruce Arians (96:40)

Pft. I think he's a whiz.

Hank (96:43)

Okay.

Bruce Arians (96:44)

I think he's elite with just his podcast wittiness. And you were in that category too. But like, it's, it's just, it's different when you're from D.C. like the Chicago is like the Cheers vibes. So, like, everyone wants to hang out with you. So I put you in the dudes dude category. You know, you could, you could, you could be in any room. You could do five different shows, which you both can do that. But like, it's, it's just impressive that, like anywhere you're around, people just want to hang out with you because you just seem like a guy that everyone wants to hang out with.

Julian Edelman (97:16)

What about Hank? That's the most important.

Bruce Arians (97:18)

Hank, I would say, is dog. I give him a dog dog. Didn't he get fired like four times and just back to work. Like. Yeah, he's been fired. He started as an intern. Didn't get paid for the first 20 years of his career or five years, his career, you know, now he's. He's kind of worked his way up the rank. He's a dog.

Hank (97:40)

What about Max? Freak.

Julian Edelman (97:42)

Max is a freak. Max.

Hank (97:44)

Yeah, freak for Max.

Bruce Arians (97:45)

I don't know Max that well yet still. I'm still learning. Max.

Hank (97:48)

We got to get you to do a freak off with Max.

Julian Edelman (97:50)

Yeah, Max is.

Hank (97:51)

I'd say. I'd say I like big baby takes.

Bruce Arians (97:54)

He's funny.

Hank (97:55)

He's big freak. Big freak. That's what that boy Max is. So.

Bruce Arians (97:59)

I don't know if you saw a big guy on. On the.

Julian Edelman (98:02)

On.

Bruce Arians (98:02)

On his. On the podcast podcast, though, like, when.

Julian Edelman (98:04)

I met him, little boy.

Bruce Arians (98:05)

Like, he doesn't sound like a bigger guy.

Hank (98:08)

Yeah, he's powerful. He's powerful, Max. I don't know if you just saw the news, Julian, but speaking of dudes and dudes that do podcasts, I hope I'm not breaking this to you, but you and Gronk did not win Sexiest Podcast Host this year.

Bruce Arians (98:23)

Who won it?

Hank (98:24)

The Kelsey's, without a doubt. You think so?

Julian Edelman (98:28)

I don't know. You guys are pretty sexy.

Bruce Arians (98:30)

They're. They're pretty. They're. They're hot right now. They're, They're. They're. They're almost the fire right now.

Julian Edelman (98:36)

Yeah, they also, I saw you guys mention on your podcast that you and Gronk were saying that Travis and Taylor should have a kid. So why is it okay. Yeah, so why. Why is it okay for you to say that? But we can't.

Bruce Arians (98:49)

Who said you guys said they shouldn't?

Hank (98:51)

We were encouraging them to try.

Julian Edelman (98:53)

We wanted to have really hard.

Bruce Arians (98:54)

Would be.

Julian Edelman (98:56)

Yeah. But we. The Internet comes after us.

Bruce Arians (98:59)

It could run around. It could probably dunk.

Julian Edelman (99:02)

Yeah, yeah, it'll be a freak.

Bruce Arians (99:04)

She's a stud.

Julian Edelman (99:05)

Yeah. Yeah, she is a stud.

Bruce Arians (99:07)

They're both studs that make a freak.

Julian Edelman (99:10)

Jules, we need to get. We need to get your take on. I know you probably said it on a couple other shows, but tell us the whole draw mayo soft thing, how a team responds to that. What. What's going on in New England right now?

Bruce Arians (99:25)

Well, the team clearly responded. You know, they go out and got a win against the Jets. We all know that rivalry. And for me, with Gerrard, I think he was including himself in that. Like, I think he's on that level with the team where he could say that. And he knows what buttons to push to get them to clearly respond like they did this week against the Jets. You know, he's a. He's a guy that's played. He communicates in more of a younger fashion, and it clearly works. So, you know, I'm happy for the. For Gerard. And sometimes, hey, you got to call a spade a spade. You can't go out there and lie to the guys and say, you know, go do a press game conference and give up a million yards in the run game, kick return for a touchdown and say, things are freaking sunshine, rainbows, you know, you got to press a little. Put a little urgency in there. And he did. And they went out and responded.

Julian Edelman (100:19)

Yeah.

Hank (100:19)

Has a coach ever called you soft?

Bruce Arians (100:21)

Who?

Hank (100:22)

Has any coach ever called you soft?

Bruce Arians (100:25)

I don't think so. I can't remember your time now. You know, maybe like the unit or something, you know, like, if there's been some kind of softness communicated, but never like publicly, but that's. It's just a different generation. Like, they were tough. They would do that to try to pull a string. Even if you weren't soft, they try to say you're soft because they knew I would get all pissed off and then they would, you know, like, that's just a. That's a. That's what coaches have to do. They got to find certain buttons to push to. To make certain guys go. Some guys need to be hurt, hear that stuff, and some guys need to be pampered. So, you know, that's what it is.

Hank (101:06)

I'm not soft. It's. It happens. A lot of guys get called soft sometimes.

Julian Edelman (101:10)

Yeah.

Hank (101:10)

When they're actually not.

Bruce Arians (101:11)

Yeah. I. I don't know.

Julian Edelman (101:13)

I'm going. You. You wouldn't know. You. You've definitely never been called soft. I like that. You. You tried to be like, oh, yeah, the unit. Well, you did.

Hank (101:22)

Yeah. He did say, my unit's been called soft before.

Bruce Arians (101:24)

Oh, I don't know about my. You.

Julian Edelman (101:25)

I don't.

Bruce Arians (101:26)

It. I. I just don't want someone to hear this clip and say, yeah, we called you soft that one time, that one year, and I don't remember, so I'm trying to make it gray.

Julian Edelman (101:36)

Yeah. Maybe after a little whiskey.

Hank (101:38)

Yeah, maybe. Yeah.

Julian Edelman (101:39)

This never happens to me, babe.

Hank (101:41)

Yeah.

Julian Edelman (101:42)

Don't call my unit soft.

Hank (101:43)

Yeah, that's a. Listen, Julie, we've all. We've all been there. It's okay.

Bruce Arians (101:47)

I film. Everyone knows a New England Patriots receivers weren't soft. We were. You know, you guys see everyone blocking the run game, and we were extension of that run game, we took pride in that. We had three rules in New England's receiver room. Get open. I think catch, ball and block. That was the three things you had to do.

Julian Edelman (102:07)

Yeah.

Hank (102:07)

I think what big I was about to say was that, like, that's the worst thing you can call.

Julian Edelman (102:11)

Yeah, it's the worst thing you can call a team. Right. Soft.

Bruce Arians (102:15)

I mean, we play a physical sport. This is a physical sport. And, you know, toughness goes a long way. You look at the last, however many super bowl champs, they all had some form of characteristic of toughness in there. Their locker room.

Julian Edelman (102:32)

Yeah.

Bruce Arians (102:33)

Or in their place. So I think that that would be. It's. It'd be a tough, long day if you heard that you were soft.

Julian Edelman (102:40)

Yeah. All right. So, Jules, we're going to run this Friday before week nine.

Bruce Arians (102:45)

Yeah.

Julian Edelman (102:46)

So I don't really want to go into the past here, but I have to ask about the Tyreek Stevenson, obviously, the Hail Mary.

Bruce Arians (102:53)

What.

Julian Edelman (102:53)

When you see that, is that a discipline thing with a football team where it's like. Because it's kind of the old coaching thing, like, either you're teaching it or you're allowing it to happen. Is that. Is that wrong for me to say? Oh, as much as Terry Stevenson needs blame, it's. That's a. That's a co. Like coaching. Coaching matters, and having your guys in the right spot and locked in for 60 minutes matters, and that's kind of like a. That's a culture thing.

Bruce Arians (103:17)

Yeah. If I were to see. See that when I was playing, I would look at that, like, if I saw the highlight of that, and I would just say that that's just a bad football team. Like.

Julian Edelman (103:28)

Yeah.

Bruce Arians (103:28)

You know, or a young football team. They're just. They're young in the mind still. Like, they still have good things. And Chicago did some really good things on defense that week or against the Washington Redskins. But, like, that's competitive stamina, and that's the. Those are the little things that separate, like, a good football program from, like, a team that's still trying to figure out what they are and who they are. Like, I don't think I. Would you. Would you ever see a Dan Campbell team do that?

Julian Edelman (103:59)

No, probably. No. Definitely not.

Bruce Arians (104:01)

You know, would you. Would you see, you know, one of the hardballs. Guys. Teams do that?

Hank (104:10)

No.

Bruce Arians (104:11)

No, you just. You don't. So. And I. And I know Matty Verplus has walked through that situation probably once a week for the last 23 weeks or however long they've been in OTAs. That's something every team does and if they don't, we got a problem. So regardless, whatever, whoever's fault it is, it doesn't look good. It looks like a slap dick organization that like, act like you've been there, go out and win a game before you win a game. And especially against such a, you know, that's a, it's a conference opponent. There's a lot, Ryan, in that game. Even though it's a week seven game, you know, for your young quarterback that, you know, needs a little confidence. You guys go out and win that game, Chicago goes out and wins that game. You know, the confidence of that team's on a different level than what it is right now. And this is when you need to be your most confident, especially going into the division which all these teams are going to have to start battling in the division right now. They put themselves in good positions to get to this situation. Like that's not what you want. So hopefully they can turn around. I mean, they got young guys, they may be too naive to know how big that moment is and like have short enough memory where they just go, you know, that could be spin zone right there for you.

Julian Edelman (105:18)

Yeah, okay. I like, I don't know how big.

Bruce Arians (105:20)

The opportunity they have is right now. So like, it doesn't matter. You're gonna play the same regardless.

Julian Edelman (105:25)

Yeah, yeah.

Bruce Arians (105:27)

That I played with. You know what I mean? Like, yeah, you don't realize, like, hey, it's, it's like you go out and you have a really bad football play and like it doesn't phase them because they don't realize how big it is. And then the, they, they go make a play after. So maybe you do that with Chicago Bears.

Hank (105:44)

So what, what's the best way to, to punish a guy like that? How does it happen in the NFL? Like, it would just be like he's gonna run until he throws and, and it was like, okay, we'll run for a while and then he won't do it again. But at the NFL, obviously they're pros, they get treated a little bit differently. There's a cba, but are, can you just make somebody run or do you have to shame them in film room or, or how does that work out?

Bruce Arians (106:04)

I think he's probably feeling pretty embarrassed right now and feels pretty bad and you know, the whole team sees that on film. Like that's the most humbling thing as a player is when like I've had plays where, you know, I've been stripped touchdown. Other way against Baltimore, you know, you fumble in a big, crucial situation. And that, like, as a player is like the worst feeling. It's like when you go home, it's. It reminds you a lot of when your mom got your report card and your dad didn't come home yet and you had like a C or maybe a D plus on that thing. She didn't tell your dad yet. Like, and then you. You finally have to. He gets to see it and you see the.

Stephen Che (106:46)

React.

Bruce Arians (106:47)

Like, when you see it, that's. That's scary. Like that. That moment of anticipating the scaredness of what your dad is going to do or say. That's how he's probably feeling going in that film session. So if he loves football, I don't know what the team does. I mean, I'm sure some of the leaders are probably going to have a talk with him. The coach should probably have a talk with them. It depends on what kind of guy he is in the locker room, too. If this is a thing that occurs a lot and you could see that in just workplace environment, if he's a guy that thinks his shit doesn't stink and does that kind of all the time, they'll probably be tougher on him. If he's a guy that maybe slipped up and, you know, the moment was a little too much for him and he got too excited, you know, maybe he made a mistake. So I don't know what kind of guy the guy is in the building, but I would be terrified going in and having to watch that around my teammates. Just because of the accountability factor.

Hank (107:49)

Your punishment is you have to take a goal line carry next week from the one that's probably what Waldron's gonna.

Bruce Arians (107:54)

I love that.

Julian Edelman (107:55)

Yeah.

Hank (107:56)

Yeah.

Julian Edelman (107:56)

That's your punishment.

Hank (107:58)

Just like a big. A big picture thing.

Bruce Arians (108:00)

Touchdown.

Julian Edelman (108:00)

That's a. Yeah.

Bruce Arians (108:01)

No way. Give him that.

Hank (108:04)

The big picture thing in the NFL, who has been. Are you as high on the lines as I am? I was trying to ask a question that would get you to talk about the Lions, but I feel like they are the best team in the NFL right now, top to bottom. The Hutchinson injury is obviously devastating for their defense, but I still think that they right now have the best shot at the super bowl that they've maybe ever had in the history of their franchise. And I think they're the best team in the NFL. Do you agree with that? You think I'm crazy?

Bruce Arians (108:31)

I don't think they're the best team in the NFL, but I do think this is the best opportunity that they can go out and have a shot to win the Super Bowl. They're playing really good football. The Hutchinson's injury, though, does concern me. Like against bad football teams, you don't need a pass rush. And with the offense line that they have, they can control games and keep the other offense off the, off the field. But you know, I, the, the Lions have played so good. They're not in the category of that now. They're at a place where, you know, it's, it's NFC championship or bust, or it's super bowl or bust because they played themselves in that standard. They played such a good job and they've shown how good they are. So I'm concerned of those games when they have to play against a Lamar Jackson maybe in a Super bowl or, you know, Brock Purdy or, or a Jordan Love and you know, when they need to have that third and eight on defense, can they get off the field? Like there's going to be a time where you're going to have to do that. And if you can't manufacture like, that's when the big name players make their money and their names are in those situations and they don't have any. They have a lot of guys that are working hard and they, they play physical and fast, but, you know, they gotta find a way to manufacture that. That's how I think. Do you think that they could stop Patrick Mahomes on a third and eight to clinch the game? I don't think so right now. That's how I think. Like all these games. That's good. But can you stop them in the red? They need to get a three points in the radar. They can't give up a touchdown. Can they stop them in the red area or could they score a touchdown? The red area. Can Jared Goff go and play from behind? There's a lot of situations we haven't seen. Yes, he played in behind a little bit in that Minnesota game, but I think there was more to that just for the physical factor of, of Detroit. But they definitely have put themselves in a great situation. I do get a little scared with one thing with the Detroit Lions though. Dan Campbell. I love him to death, love Dan Campbell, but he needs to evolve his play color, his coaching style. He can't act like he's the hunter anymore. He's being hunted. You know, you're the good team, your culture's in place. We don't have to run a fake punt in the opening drive against divisional rival on a fourth and three on your 35. When you, me, everyone in the Goddamn stadium knew it was going to be a fake fucking punt. Like, we can't do that. That's like, you don't need to steal a possession anymore. You have a great offense that we're going to score you points. You could do that right now in week seven. You go do that in the playoffs, you'll get eliminated. Good teams will cap on the. Or will capitalize on those. And so, like, that's the one thing that worries me with Dan, and I know he floats that line of reckless and aggressive, and he doesn't need to right now. You don't have to. Your team is good enough where you could just sit back and play and let the game unfold itself and use the strengths that you have, and it's going to be enough.

Julian Edelman (111:27)

Yeah, no, it's a good point. I didn't even think about because it is true. Like, the. They do have that scrappy underdog, but they're not anymore. They're the best team in the ufc.

Bruce Arians (111:35)

Yeah, we don't need any more fake punts.

Julian Edelman (111:39)

I like.

Hank (111:39)

I. I do like it.

Bruce Arians (111:40)

I like the recklessness when he did it and he needed it two years ago.

Julian Edelman (111:44)

That.

Bruce Arians (111:44)

I mean, that's. We're. This is a different team. This is a different year. You have different standards. We. We don't need that.

Hank (111:52)

The recklessness is fun, though. Just as an outsider, maybe I'd think differently if I was a Lions fan, but watching them and. And rooting for them, I do. I. I enjoy it. Because you know that Dan Campbell is going to do some fuck shit.

Bruce Arians (112:02)

100%.

Hank (112:03)

I don't think that he.

Julian Edelman (112:04)

He's not.

Hank (112:04)

You're right. He's not going to stop doing it either. It's like, this is who he is. So love him or hate him, he's going to continue to. To call maybe some unnecessary risks that he doesn't have to take.

Bruce Arians (112:13)

100%.

Julian Edelman (112:15)

All right. What team right now are you. Do you have your eyes on that's maybe 4 and 4 or 5 and 3, and you're like, watch out for that Rams. Starting to put Rams.

Bruce Arians (112:24)

I like. I. You know, ever since I started working on Fox, I watched this NFC so much more, and. And I live in la and watching Matthew Stafford and I. I talked about it three weeks ago when they played the 49ers. I was like, we had some mariachi, you know, it was Latin, Latino, month or something or day. We had the mariachi on the show. And I was like, Matthew Stafford could take this mariachi band out and go and compete and if you, if you catch him slipping, he'll take advantage and win a game. And that's what he did that week against the Niners. And what those last three or four, like kind of hard weeks have been for the Lions have been a great opportunity for, to gain depth. I mean, now that you're getting Puka back, Cooper's back, like they look like a completely different team. Kyron Williams is a stud. They found him in the fifth round and now you got like Tutu Atwells and all these three, four, five receivers that got a lot of opportunity to get experience in those four or five weeks that Puka and Coop have been out. So I think they're going to be a tough team. They got a young defense that plays hard and it's so hard to bet against Matthew Stafford, man. He competes. It doesn't matter who's in the huddle with him. He finds a way to make the game competitive. He's a, he's a, I think he's a first bout hall of Famer, man. He's a stud.

Julian Edelman (113:42)

Yes. I've been saying it for a long time. I said it before. It was cool not to, not to brag.

Bruce Arians (113:46)

He's one of the most gifted throwers of football, man. Yeah, like we always give Aaron and Aaron deservingly so, but like I feel like he's like an Aaron and Mahomes hike hybrid where like he gets that pop that, that Aaron got. But he also has been changing arm angles and doing no looks back in Detroit, 10, 15 years ago, just we didn't talk about it because they were getting their teeth kicked in.

Julian Edelman (114:10)

Yeah. Yeah.

Hank (114:10)

So. So this, this episode is coming out I think the day after Halloween, right? November 1st.

Julian Edelman (114:15)

Yeah.

Hank (114:16)

You were on the Patriots for the Belichick Halloween costume thing, right? Where he dressed up like a pirate.

Bruce Arians (114:21)

Yeah.

Hank (114:22)

Tell me about the process behind that because I remember at the time watching on TV and, and like all the players were shocked that Bill Belichick actually like did something fun and went all out for Halloween. So what was that like? Him and did you get the invite to it?

Bruce Arians (114:35)

I, I didn't go. I didn't go. I was a rookie. I think I was a rookie that year. And like I was still like trying to make the team. I was like bouncing around and I wasn't, I couldn't have fun with like the superstars and the coaches yet. So. But you know, it was pretty crazy because we all saw it on the Internet like the next day, like the guys that weren't there. It was it was pretty. Or heard about it. You know, everyone was talking about it. Randy was talking about it. Randy. Randy always talked about that Halloween party but didn't. Didn't get any inside look. Don't have any info on that. I know he looked like he had a fun time, him and his babe.

Julian Edelman (115:14)

Yeah, the. You mentioned Rogers. So this is coming out after the Thursday night game, but what, what do the jets do? Is it. Is it Aaron Rodgers or is it everything else around him? Because it's a disaster, an absolute disaster how the season has started for that.

Bruce Arians (115:29)

Yeah, it's, it's. It's a tough. I don't know, I've never been in that situation. But you know, whenever things were like State of the Union type like feelings around the building and like we thought the sky was falling after like maybe a two game slide. Like what you really have to do to get out of that slump. Man, we all just got to worry about one game. Can we just stop with the noise every week? Like, we don't want to hear about this, we don't want to hear about that. Like, let's just put all our time and energy and trying to do everything we can to go put our best performance on Sunday for three hours. That's all we got to do this week. Okay. On our. Let's. If we're receivers, let's go. Let's go study our third down plan. So when we know it's third and six, we know we're getting that defensive coverage. We could spit out the play call. We know that's how fast and on a great page we are. Like, let's worry about our job. Like that's all they got to do. And it's a tough. It's tougher, I guess said than done. And I can't explain a lot of the actions and what they've done. They put a lot of. It's kind of like, like you know, it. It's kind of like one of those. Those. Have you seen those rubber things where you watch those infomercials and you know, you see the guy slaps the thing on the boat, has a hole in it. It stops the water.

Hank (116:49)

Yeah, yeah.

Julian Edelman (116:50)

Flex seal. Yeah, yeah.

Bruce Arians (116:52)

One of those. I. They need.

Julian Edelman (116:53)

You need plex seal.

Hank (116:55)

I think that stuff works though.

Julian Edelman (116:57)

It definitely works. Like.

Hank (116:57)

Yeah, I have seen the commercials. The guy that like builds a canoe out of it.

Bruce Arians (117:01)

You know what I thought about and I'm gonna catch some slack for this, but the way the organizations are ran the last few years and the jets are like, I I say, like the Oakland Raiders, the West coast jets, or the Raiders, the East coast or the Jets. The East Coast Raiders, like, they just.

Julian Edelman (117:22)

Those.

Bruce Arians (117:22)

These organizations just seem like they do such desperate moves so fast. Like, they do the same. Is it.

Hank (117:31)

Yeah, like. Like hiring Tom Brady as an owner.

Bruce Arians (117:34)

No, that. I think that's going to change it, baby.

Julian Edelman (117:37)

No, it's. It's.

Bruce Arians (117:38)

I said last few years. Did you hear what you see? I word that last.

Hank (117:41)

Yeah, that was very smart.

Bruce Arians (117:43)

It's. It's not now. Raiders Nation should be excited. I just.

Julian Edelman (117:47)

It's the teams. Teams that try shortcuts. There's. There's no shortcut to winning in the NFL. You got to build a roster through the draft and free agency. Not just free agency. Not just that. Like, you just can't do shortcuts.

Bruce Arians (117:59)

Deposits, bro.

Julian Edelman (118:01)

Yeah, you gotta put deposits.

Bruce Arians (118:02)

You gotta put it in the bank. As Belich would say, put it in the bank.

Julian Edelman (118:06)

Run the.

Bruce Arians (118:08)

These are just deposits.

Hank (118:10)

A lot of times around this. This time of the season, I look around the NFL and I just imagine, like, what the most bummer teams to play for would be like. Like punching that clock going into work every day. You don't really have. You have to, like, invent reasons to be excited. Would they be number one? Because I feel like there's a couple. There's a handful of teams that I think would be bummers to play for in very various different ways. But you think the Panthers, number one?

Bruce Arians (118:34)

Yeah, dude, it looks. I don't know, man. It's. It's tough over there. And I feel bad because, you know, they're working hard. They just don't know how to work probably, or whatever they're doing. It's not right. But, you know, they're professional athletes and they're working. I guarantee they're working hard. That's got to be so tough to. To, you know, try to go into work and put a good practice in and string together three or four good practices and then get your teeth kicked in every Sunday. I. That would be tough. That would be tough. You know, I've never. I've never experienced that in my career. I felt that at Kent State. Yeah, that at Kent. But we were always dangerous. We were dangerous teams. We weren't getting blown out like. Like, so we weren't even like the Panthers, man, we'd go battle some big teams. We'd be the BCS team at Kent State. We'd be Iowa State back in the day. So, like, you know, we were that dangerous team. I would say we were more like. We were more like Arizona. We were more like Arizona where like, if they put it all together, they don't turn the ball over. They got some really good football players and the quarterback is athletic and can make plays, but if he turns it over, it's not good.

Hank (119:46)

So what about a team that, that had expectations that hasn't lived up to him? I'm speaking like more like the Cowboys. If you're on a team like that, they seem like they would be a bummer to play for right now, but for a very different reason than the Panthers who just, you know, they, they were rebuilding. They kind of knew that didn't have a lot of expectations. But down in Dallas, things just seem like the vibes are way off.

Julian Edelman (120:05)

Yeah.

Bruce Arians (120:05)

Stress. Stress seems high. Stress levels in the building are high right now. You can feel it. I, I feel it. It. Yeah. You know, that's, that's one of those positions where, you know, they're the Dallas Cowboys. They're always going to have that, that microscope and you know, there are certain things they could have addressed at the end of the year that maybe they. I don't know. I'm not in the books. I don't know how their team's built, but, you know, when you pay, you know, high top dollar for three or four players, you know, you usually lose depth or you can't have that, that mid player guy that is very productive. You know, the, you know. So I, I just think there's a whole lot that goes into that. They're off. You know, I, I think they need to find a running game. That's. That's how Dak has had all his success. It's always been off the play action. Let's stay ahead of our count. Not to have, you know, running back that can, can handle that and that they can build off of.

Hank (121:05)

That's.

Bruce Arians (121:05)

I was a little at this point, so they got to find a way to manufacture some run. You know, I know Dalvin Cook came out, but he don't look. He looks a little, you know, he needs a couple more.

Julian Edelman (121:17)

Maybe.

Hank (121:17)

Maybe. Hunter Lepke season.

Bruce Arians (121:19)

What?

Hank (121:21)

Lepke. They're full.

Julian Edelman (121:22)

Bell.

Hank (121:22)

Hey, you seen that guy?

Bruce Arians (121:24)

Yeah.

Hank (121:26)

That's a dog.

Julian Edelman (121:27)

Dog. We'll see Dog run with the dog. Hey, Bill Belt.

Bruce Arians (121:32)

They're a little too. That whole team. San Francisco's kind of disappointed Me too, though, honestly.

Julian Edelman (121:37)

Yeah, yeah. They, they feel like that's also injuries.

Bruce Arians (121:41)

Say that again.

Julian Edelman (121:42)

That's also injuries and like, you know, the weird stuff going to training camp. But yeah, they they feel like they're way better than their record and they should be able to put some more games together.

Bruce Arians (121:52)

Yeah, you know, I. You know, this is National Football League. I mean, Kansas City's had a lot of big injuries over there. May not have been on the defensive side, but on offense, and they've had the mental toughness to find ways to win games. I think that's clearly what it is in San Fran. I love them. They're a good football team. I root for them. That's my childhood team. But, like, they act like they've already won the super bowl, like, the way they play and stuff. To me, they need a little more mental toughness. There's always a story out there. Someone's hurt, someone's shot, someone's this, someone's that. That guy doesn't. Guy's not playing, wants more money, this guy. Like, there's so many things that go on over there, like, how could you not have a bad season? Like, how can you focus on the games? We don't. We don't focus on anything but what's going on outside the game. That's like, that's what I feel, you know, over there. Like, yeah, you guys are banged up. Yeah. You don't have Christian McCaffrey, but let's. Let's put our energy in. Let's go. Let's go take this opportunity and make some names. Like, that's, that's what you have to do in the National Football League if you're a good football team. Team. You know, and that's why you look at Kansas City, they're dealing with the same, you know, and, and they're, they find ways to win games even when the quarterback's not playing, even when Pat's not playing. That great.

Hank (123:11)

Yeah, that's a team.

Bruce Arians (123:12)

Pittsburgh, that's a team. Sometimes the offense ain't putting up the points. Defense looks at you, say, hey, boys, we got you. Hey, hey, we got you. Just don't turn that over. All right, man? Yeah, there's sometimes in the defense, hey, we got you. You guys can't stop a leap right now. We're going to score points. You know, that's. That's. That's what a good team does, finds ways. Special teams, hey, we need a touchdown. Let's get one teams. Teams in need right now. We don't got shit.

Hank (123:40)

That's, that's exactly, that's exactly why I like Pittsburgh, because I feel like Pittsburgh's defense has been saying to their offense for years, like, we got you. We'll go out there. We'll keep it interesting for you. And now that their offense is like, maybe we'll get you a little bit, but yeah, Pittsburgh.

Bruce Arians (123:54)

Sneaky, man. Hey, you gotta tip your cap to Tom Limit to have the balls do what he's done. And it looks like it's working out because Russ, that team right now reminds me and gives me like, not. I'm not saying they are, but it's like those legion of being boom super bowl teams. Russ Wilson throws a teardrop here, deep ball there. He's got an explosive receiver to get a good run game and play really good defensive. Special teams, like, that's how they won in Seattle. So, yeah, you know, Russ is. Hopefully he can build off this. You know, he's not going to have the same kind of running that he did in those days, but maybe he's learned to be able to dump the ball off. In which he's. He has these last couple games and they've looked pretty good. Yeah, they have five and two, man.

Julian Edelman (124:37)

Five. Wait, no.

Hank (124:39)

Are they five and two?

Julian Edelman (124:40)

Six and two. Six and two. Top of the Top of the AFC North.

Bruce Arians (124:44)

Yeah, I mean, that's. That's. Talk about a team that just ignores the noise. Talk about a team that we don't even got a goddamn starting quarterback at the beginning of the year. And, you know, we got all these stories, who's the quarterback, who's not, this guy's getting traded at receiver, this, that and what. They're six and two. That's. That's a good football team. That's a football team right there.

Julian Edelman (125:08)

Yeah.

Hank (125:08)

We were talking earlier about. About their record on Monday Night Football. I think they're 22. 0 in their last 22 games at home on Monday night. Is there. Is there a difference? Like, can you feel a difference in a game that's played at night versus a game that's played at, you know, 1pm on a Sunday, 100 night games?

Bruce Arians (125:26)

You. You feel the electricity, you know, Sunday Night Football, Monday Night Football, those. You know, it's crazy. It used to be early in my career, like, Monday Night Football was the thing, you know, that was like, you wanted it, you know, it was like the only show it on, you know, and then. Then later, Sunday Night Football kind of caught up to. And that became where everyone was at the, you know, everyone. It's the night cap. Like, that's where everyone's watching. And there's definitely a lot more electricity in those night games, especially with the matchups you usually have in those games, you know, they're gonna put a crappy game on one of those in theory. So there. It's always been fun to play in those night games, you know, when everyone's watching. Everyone's watching. We played a lot of those.

Julian Edelman (126:14)

All right, well, Jules, I know you got to run in a second. I have one last question for you. Everyone tune into Dudes on Dudes also games, names. We're gonna have Gronk and Jules back on in. In a month and talk some more ball with them. But my last question. Rollback question. Rho, B, A, C, K.com promo code, take 20 off your first purchase. Q, zips, polos, hoodies, joggers, shorts. Roback.com promo code, take. Is Bill Belichick going to coach again?

Bruce Arians (126:38)

Hell, yeah.

Julian Edelman (126:39)

Okay, so that's a. Hell, yeah. That's definite. Like, he's. Cause he's doing great at media. Yeah. And you gotta probably be a little like, what the hell is this? He's. He's. He's way nicer than he was when he was our coach, but he's. He's not lost. He. He's definitely gonna coach again.

Bruce Arians (126:53)

Last few weeks, if you notice his little. He's. He's been getting a little. You know, I always said early in the thing, it's all sunshine rainbows. With Bill on the media, real good TV and real good podcasting will be put on like this 5, 20 worst plays in that weeks of football, and then have him break down that film. And you've kind of seen a little bit of that. Yeah, that's real entertainment. This, like, fun stuff is. That's not fun. But I think he's been doing great. But I do think he. He loves football and he wants to coach, man. I think this could be all part of his. His master trick of trying to get back in. Show that he's, like, young and cool, you know, like, that's. That's part of his plan. But, you know, I. I think he wants that record. I don't know. He's never told me. I'm speaking for myself, Coach Belichick, so don't be coming at me, but. Yeah, if I was a gambling man, I think he'd be.

Julian Edelman (127:50)

Yeah, I think he wants that record. I.

Hank (127:52)

Absolutely.

Julian Edelman (127:53)

Yeah.

Hank (127:53)

I love how much he hates bad football. It's the best. Yeah, he's just disgusted by it.

Bruce Arians (128:01)

I. I got flashbacks.

Memes (128:03)

Who.

Bruce Arians (128:03)

Who was he talking about? It was something to do with. Oh, the Jet.

Julian Edelman (128:08)

Yeah.

Bruce Arians (128:08)

He don't like the Jets.

Julian Edelman (128:10)

No.

Hank (128:10)

Yeah, he doesn't.

Julian Edelman (128:11)

Oh, he hates.

Bruce Arians (128:12)

He doesn't like the Jets.

Julian Edelman (128:14)

Yeah.

Hank (128:14)

And he's got grudges, which I. Which I appreciate.

Bruce Arians (128:17)

This guy comes and he's been off the field. Runs past the quarterback every time, every year.

Julian Edelman (128:23)

You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Bruce Arians (128:25)

You're starting to get a little contained.

Julian Edelman (128:27)

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Hank (128:28)

It's good. It's good stuff. My last question for you, Jules. I don't know if you've seen maybe my favorite new TV show, but it's the Aaron Hernandez American Sports Story that they've got on fx. Have you had the chance to watch it? Because they put you on. You were in the. In the TV show. I don't know if you know that. They. They reenacted one of your scenes where you caught a little pass out in the flat and then ran and got tackled immediately. I think you actually bobbled the passage on the team.

Bruce Arians (128:53)

I think it's kind of true. Yeah.

Julian Edelman (128:56)

You think you bobbled that one?

Bruce Arians (128:58)

I heard Aaron on that. On that play. He. I got rolled up. They sniffed it out and they. It was basically like a. We spread out. It was a stacked position. He threw it out to me like a slip screen or something like that. And they read it. It was three on two. So they dove in and he really. You know, I don't think he really blocked or. He didn't block anyone. Guy came in, I fell up on his ankle and fell. I didn't look that unathletic, though. I looked pretty athletic doing it, like. Unlike.

Hank (129:27)

Well, I saw. I saw in the reenactment that they did. You didn't even catch the ball cleanly. You, like, bobbled it a few times. And then I went back and I watched the real thing. You caught your pass cleanly. I thought that was kind of fucked up that they did that to you.

Bruce Arians (129:37)

Was it? I see. I don't even remember if I caught it cleanly.

Hank (129:40)

Yeah, I think you did. I think it was a great catch. And they made you look like a schmuck. Yeah, yeah.

Julian Edelman (129:44)

You.

Hank (129:45)

You probably enjoy watching it. They do a great job portraying. Well, Welker. Wes Welker has a. A very significant part in that show.

Bruce Arians (129:51)

I haven't even watched. I've watched a couple of the clips. I watched, like, probably the. You guys post.

Hank (129:58)

The Belichick scene was the best.

Bruce Arians (129:59)

Yeah, that. I saw that scene. I saw that scene. Hasn't got the balls to ask him if he does it yet. You gotta ask him. I don't think he did it, but maybe he did. Maybe they had inside track. Maybe Belichick was rocking out to. To Bon Jovi, who was in the locker room a bunch, you know. Yeah, yeah, He's a friend of the organization Bill and. And the crafts.

Julian Edelman (130:22)

All right, well, Jules, thank you. We love you and we'll talk to you soon. And you're. You keep crushing it. Two podcasts now.

Bruce Arians (130:29)

Hey, let's go. Hey, man. Keep your head up, Bubs. Keep your head up.

Hank (130:34)

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Julian Edelman (131:43)

Okay, we now welcome on a very special guest, recurring guest. It is coach Bruce Arians. Super bowl champion coach, legend of the game coach. Great to see you. First of all, we've, we've been friends with you now for, yeah, we were saying like six, seven years. So you are fully retired.

PFT Commenter (132:01)

Ish, Ish, ish.

Julian Edelman (132:03)

Let's start with that. How is fully retirement ish? Because when we, when we saw you, you still, you still had a Super bowl to win.

PFT Commenter (132:09)

Oh, yeah, it was, it was still go time back then.

Julian Edelman (132:12)

Yeah.

PFT Commenter (132:12)

And now it's, you know, after, after the first year, I went to practice every day, went to the games and had that little incident down in New Orleans where I wasn't on sidelines anymore, but I thought I was around too much. You know, I had guys looking at me, not Todd. And I gave the team to Todd. It's your team, man. Let's go. So I went to the lake the last couple years, and I didn't know golf in the fall was so much fun, man. It's pretty cool.

Julian Edelman (132:36)

Do you still watch all the games.

Hank (132:38)

You sit down on Sunday?

PFT Commenter (132:39)

Yeah, I've got all four of them on at the same time. You know, that's. That's Bream broadcast. And I love the game.

Julian Edelman (132:46)

Yeah.

PFT Commenter (132:47)

I really do. I hate not being part of it, but it was time for me to get out.

Julian Edelman (132:51)

Yeah. Yeah.

Hank (132:52)

So I. I know that was probably a tough decision for you because you've been off and on, retired. I feel like, what. How many times did you walk away from coaching? Like, five.

PFT Commenter (133:00)

Just twice.

Hank (133:00)

Just twice. But, yeah, then you felt like twice officially. But then I'm sure that there were promises behind the scenes where you're like, I swear this is my last year, honey. You know, But. So when. When you officially retired. Retired. Walked away. Did you. Did you think about coming back one more time this time?

PFT Commenter (133:16)

No. You know, actually, I had a dream the other night, and I took a job and I woke up sweating like, what the. It's like a nightmare. My wife said, you had a nightmare? I said, yeah, it was a nightmare. I was coaching again.

Hank (133:26)

Jamis just threw another interception. We love Jameis. We're big fans of Jameis Winston. On this podcast, I know that as a coach, he probably. You probably loved him at times, and other times, probably made you want to pull your hair out.

PFT Commenter (133:38)

Yeah. I mean, that's the beauty of Jameis. I mean, it's exciting.

Julian Edelman (133:41)

Yeah.

PFT Commenter (133:41)

It's one thing. And no one works harder. You know, he and I go, well, I had this little football camp in Birmingham way back. My son and I and Jameis won that. Won the quarterback competition in 10th grade.

Julian Edelman (133:52)

Oh, wow.

PFT Commenter (133:52)

So I've known him forever, and the legend of J. Boo in Birmingham is big, you know, so I've always been a fan, and it was one of the reasons I kept back in coaching. You know, I love Jason Light. I like Tampa's situation. I thought we could win with Jamie, and I think staying with what Byron left, which did with him that first year. 5,100 yards, 33 touchdowns. The 30 interceptions would have come down, but the last two, we had to look behind door number two.

Julian Edelman (134:21)

Yeah.

Hank (134:22)

Yeah.

PFT Commenter (134:22)

It was just the last two.

Julian Edelman (134:23)

Yeah.

PFT Commenter (134:24)

And. And not knowing behind door number two is going to be Tom Brady.

Julian Edelman (134:28)

Right.

PFT Commenter (134:29)

You know, or. Or. Or we still. We stuck. We stick with J. Jamis and make him better.

Julian Edelman (134:33)

Yeah.

Hank (134:33)

Yeah. We're rooting for him whenever he gets in.

PFT Commenter (134:35)

And I was happy for him this week.

Julian Edelman (134:37)

Yeah.

Hank (134:37)

And at the end of the game, he had, you Know the. The good Jameis and the bad Jamis on his last two throws.

PFT Commenter (134:41)

That's him.

Hank (134:42)

But you know what? When the good is good with Jameis, it's excellent.

PFT Commenter (134:45)

Oh, it's. There's no. Hardly any better.

Hank (134:47)

Yeah.

PFT Commenter (134:47)

He can make throws very few people can make.

Julian Edelman (134:49)

How was. What was it like when you made the switch from James to Tom Brady? Where it's like Tom Brady comes in and he's. He's Tom Brady. He's got six super bowl rings at the time, and you're the coach. It's your team. But that's a. That's a crazy, like, amount of, you know, a pull of gravity with Tom Brady in the locker room. Did you feel it when he. When he came and.

PFT Commenter (135:09)

No, because we couldn't be in the locker room.

Julian Edelman (135:11)

Oh, yeah.

PFT Commenter (135:12)

Covet hit in. In March, and so we don't even. My wife met Tom Brady for the first time on the stage at the Super Bowl.

Julian Edelman (135:20)

Holy.

PFT Commenter (135:21)

That's how crazy that year was.

Julian Edelman (135:23)

Wow. That was a crazy year.

PFT Commenter (135:25)

And, you know, to play those games in empty stadiums and we pull into Chicago, we pull it to New York, it's night game and there's no energy.

Julian Edelman (135:34)

Right.

PFT Commenter (135:35)

It took a long time to get used to that.

Julian Edelman (135:36)

Yeah.

PFT Commenter (135:36)

And. But no. So with Tom, it was like, thank God, Blaine. Blaine would take. They would all go over to the Yankees facility and start throwing. And Blaine Gabbard was basically giving him the offense, you know, and to how we do it. And he says, you know, can you run around different? Can you run it like this? I like it better this way. And I told Blaine whatever he likes. Good. You know, we'll fix it. And so we don't. We don't meet till the first day at training camp.

Julian Edelman (136:02)

Yeah.

PFT Commenter (136:02)

And no preseason games. And it was such a weird year, man.

Julian Edelman (136:05)

Yeah.

Hank (136:06)

Yeah. And immediately in training camp, did you know, okay, this guy's still got it.

PFT Commenter (136:10)

Oh, we knew he had it. We broke down every f. Every throw he made for the last three years. I didn't see any drop off.

Hank (136:15)

Yeah.

PFT Commenter (136:16)

You know, and so you. He was never. He was extremely mobile inside the pocket, just like Peyton. But you would never say, tom's going to run anywhere. So, you know, that was our offense anyway. You know, we're just getting him to push it up the field a bit further than he was normally used to.

Julian Edelman (136:33)

Yeah.

Bruce Arians (136:34)

The.

Julian Edelman (136:34)

No risk it. No biscuit. He probably enjoyed that, though. When you said, we're gonna start. We're bombing this.

PFT Commenter (136:39)

It really did. It really came to for fruition in the Most meaningful game. We're in Atlanta. We got a win to get in, and we're down 17 nothing at halftime. It's like, hey, Tommy, JPP's taking care of the defense right now. He's. He's going off over there, right. We're throwing the ball down the field every play. Here's the home runs, here's the play actions. We're playing this way till the season's over. He said, I'm in. And we score every time we touch it in the second half and end up winning that game. Get the touchdown in Green Bay at halftime. We get the touchdown. The super bowl at halftime. It's just the way we played. And he embraced it. It was great.

Julian Edelman (137:15)

Yeah. Yeah.

Hank (137:16)

Is there has there ever been a time when you've had, you've, you've had to hold yourself back and be like, I can't take as many deep shots because I know that you are in love with the deep ball. It's. It's your favorite play. You love, you love bombing it deep. You select your quarterbacks based on who can get, you know, who can throw the ball downfield. Has there been a time where you've had to hold yourself back and be like, like, I need to change the way that I coach. And we can't take shots downfield?

PFT Commenter (137:37)

No. Because every shot we take down field is a smart shot. There's a short pass in it, there's an intermediate pass in it. But if we got the matchup downtown for, for the 30 yarder or the touchdown, don't pass it up for that short one.

Julian Edelman (137:50)

Yeah.

PFT Commenter (137:50)

All right. But you got to be smart about it. And all the guys that I've had, that's really the no risk at no biscuit part. Okay. Is to read it out. No one has time to throw it up there. And we threw a lot of balls down the field, but they were a lot of times in five step drops, not seven step drops.

Julian Edelman (138:11)

Yeah. Hey, like, going through your career, it's, it's so incredible how many hall of Famers you were around. And one guy who's going to be in the hall of Fame, Mike Evans. We don't. We. We're on this podcast we're big on. Like, hey, people need to talk about Mike Evans more because he is getting into that rarefied air of receiver. Obviously, he's hurt right now, but what is it about Mike Evans? Like, he's just. Every year it's a thousand yards. It's insane.

PFT Commenter (138:36)

Yeah. My man is so consistent. Works great. He's A great worker, fantastic human being. He's been the Walter Payton man of the year for the Bucs two or three times. And what he does in the community way outshines what he does on the field. Field. Yeah, he's just. He's that good. But he is such a unique big man. You know, he's six, five, his weight is down, but he can drop his hips and he can get in and out of brakes and can make that. That long, man. Catch.

Julian Edelman (139:06)

Yeah.

PFT Commenter (139:07)

You know, as a quarterback, when you're throwing it to a 5, 7 guy whose circle might be this big, and you're throwing to a guy that's six, six, that's easy for a quarterback, man. You know, and especially when we can drop it over shoulder, put it up high on the back shoulder. He can make all those catches.

Hank (139:22)

Yeah, yeah. I. And we were talking before we started taping here about. You recommended a book to me. Best Assistant Coach Ever by Tom Moore. Legendary, legendary assistant coach. You were an assistant coach for almost all your career until the end, and then you finally got your shot versus interim with the Colts, the Cardinals, and then obviously the Bucks. But you were. You were one of the best assistant coaches in the NFL. I feel like, for decades. Is there a quality. Because we talk about backup quarterbacks and what their job is and how they might have a different role than a starting quarterback, but you can be a great backup quarterback with a great assistant coach. Like, what makes the difference between a guy that can stick around for 10, 12 years being a great assistant and a guy that's just viewing that job as like a transaction to get to the next level?

PFT Commenter (140:09)

Yeah. I think Coach Bryant gave me a great advice way, way back. You know, you get a job, you want a better job, you work your ass off at this job to get a better job until you get that job you're looking for. Then you work your ass twice as hard to keep it. You know, and for me, I didn't really think I'd ever be a head coach. You know, After Super Bowl 43, Steelers offensive coordinator, we go down the field, two minute drive and win a game. I didn't get one phone call.

Julian Edelman (140:37)

That's crazy.

PFT Commenter (140:38)

Every other offensive coordinator for the Steelers got a head coach and job after that. And so he's like, it's not in the cards. And, you know, it took Chuck getting sick, which is a shame that I got a chance. And I never, ever allowed myself to be called the head coach. Chuck was always the head coach. And what that team did, if you put that Team on paper, you'd say they win two games. Rookie quarterback, two rookie tight ends, rookie receivers, rookie running back, rookie left tackle. All right. And guys coming off the street playing defense, and they went 11 because they had a cause. And that cause was Chuck.

Julian Edelman (141:23)

Yeah.

PFT Commenter (141:23)

You know, and we rallied. We never said, one, two, three, win. It was always one, two, three, Chuck.

Julian Edelman (141:27)

Yeah.

PFT Commenter (141:28)

You know, and so I always thought if you gave professional athletes a real cause to play for, sky's the limit.

Julian Edelman (141:35)

Yeah. So why. Why weren't you getting calls until that point?

PFT Commenter (141:39)

I don't know. I did all the interviews. Maybe a little too outspoken.

Julian Edelman (141:42)

Was that it? Like, when you would do an interview, would you. Would you always hit a moment where you say, you speak your mind? You're like, oh, that probably went bad.

PFT Commenter (141:50)

I never had one, but I wouldn't.

Julian Edelman (141:52)

Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

PFT Commenter (141:54)

I mean, I did the NFL films. I mean, the NFL Network thing they do for prospective head coaches. And basically, I'm not going to tell you what you want to hear. I'm going to tell you the truth.

Julian Edelman (142:05)

Right.

PFT Commenter (142:06)

You know, the truth hurts sometimes, but you're going to get the truth every time.

Hank (142:09)

That was your problem.

Julian Edelman (142:10)

That's what happened with the Bears, where maybe.

PFT Commenter (142:12)

Yeah, I was sitting in a room waiting to get to call. I thought I had the job.

Julian Edelman (142:15)

I did, too.

PFT Commenter (142:16)

You know, and I think there a couple different things that were involved in that one.

Hank (142:20)

Is there a fake press conference involved? Is that what they wanted to do?

PFT Commenter (142:23)

And we did a whole. We did a whole press conference. Yeah. There was like 20 or 30 of their people out there. And, you know, I had gotten sick the week of the Baltimore game with Vertigo. Out of nowhere, I think, was the stress of the season, tell you the truth, because I've never had it since. And Guy kept harping on it. I said, man, I'm fine. Yeah, I'm good. You know, so it's like. Had a long meeting with Jay Cutler that day, and I had a real long meeting with Rod Marinelli and. And, you know, Rod. They kept saying Rod was staying. And I said, no, Todd Bowles is going to be the defensive coordinator. And I think that was the deciding factor.

Julian Edelman (143:02)

Yeah.

PFT Commenter (143:03)

And Rod told me, I'm not staying.

Julian Edelman (143:04)

Yeah.

PFT Commenter (143:05)

You know, so, yeah, that's.

Julian Edelman (143:06)

And it's. Some organizations don't. They're just kind of getting their own way with those type of things where.

PFT Commenter (143:12)

It'S like, yeah, they had that. Had that defense for a long time. Want to stay with it. Yeah, yeah.

Julian Edelman (143:16)

And they just don't. They can't line Things up correctly. So I want to go back your, your relationship with, with Bear Bryant. How did you get Alabama to come to Temple? Because Alabama played a game at Temple.

PFT Commenter (143:28)

Yeah.

Julian Edelman (143:29)

When you were the coach. That's crazy. Alabama doesn't go to Temple.

PFT Commenter (143:33)

Yeah.

Julian Edelman (143:33)

So what, what happened to get that to happen? And did we like were fan, did fans show up?

PFT Commenter (143:41)

We had about 38,000. 30,000 Alabama fans. Okay. And our normal, our normal 8,000 temple fans, you know, and it was the opener and boy, they were good too. I mean, Bill Curry was the head coach, I believe then, and. But yeah, it was, you know, when I took the job, I talked to the assistant athletic director and said, look, we'll come down there twice, you come to us once and coach this. Right before coach passed away, he said, let's do it, you know. And so it was a big moment because we, we had scheduled Nebraska, Tennessee. I tried to copy everything that Miami did with Howard Snellenberger being inner city school. Try to try to get the local talent and go play the best and get on television.

Julian Edelman (144:29)

Yeah.

PFT Commenter (144:29)

You know, and, and it, it kind of worked for us.

Julian Edelman (144:32)

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I just, it's just so funny thinking of Alabama playing at Temple.

Hank (144:36)

All that houndstooth in Philadelphia, showing up for a road trip.

Julian Edelman (144:39)

Yeah, it's just a wild thing.

Hank (144:41)

That'd be a good one. And then I think a lot of people might not realize this, but I think you're still the all time leading touchdown scorer for quarterbacks at Virginia Tech. Is that right?

PFT Commenter (144:52)

Yeah. That you can win a lot of money with that.

Hank (144:54)

You got a lot of money. I think everybody would say, I think it would go Michael Vick, Marcus Vick, maybe Logan Thomas, Tyrod Taylor. Tyrod Taylor, Jim Druckenmiller.

PFT Commenter (145:03)

Yeah, a bunch of them, but it's.

Hank (145:04)

Bruce Arians and yeah, people forget about that. So how did you realize that you wanted to get into coaching after, you know, you were pretty accomplished college quarterback?

PFT Commenter (145:14)

I was a good scout team quarterback. Don Strzok was accomplished. You know, you talk about backup quarterbacks, man, my man is probably the best it's ever been backed on up for a couple years. And then, you know, we switched coaches and went to the wishbone. It kind of found my offense. You know, we were Dan Henning, passing team and leading the nation in passing. And Coach Sharp came in from Alabama and we put in the wishbone. I had actually was going to graduate and applied for two junior high jobs. I didn't get either one or I'd have never gone back.

Julian Edelman (145:45)

Oh, wow. That's crazy. Yeah.

PFT Commenter (145:47)

And that and then met the new coach. I mean we hit it off and he really jump started my career.

Julian Edelman (145:53)

Yeah.

PFT Commenter (145:54)

He started me in coaching. He got me to Alabama with Coach Bryant those his last two years and Jimmy Sharp. I owe everything to Jimmy Sharp. 1 One of the greatest coaches I've ever known.

Julian Edelman (146:02)

What was the. What was the matters of Peyton Manning was at you? Would he get mad at you?

PFT Commenter (146:08)

No, no. Peyton. Peyton was as. Even killed as a player.

Julian Edelman (146:14)

Yeah.

PFT Commenter (146:14)

You know. Now if he was going to get mad because I didn't have enough film, I didn't have meeting time ready for him, you know, if it was. If we had 45 minutes, I scheduled two hours worth.

Julian Edelman (146:26)

Yeah.

PFT Commenter (146:27)

Now the other two poor some business couldn't take notes that fast. You know, 4K Kelly. Kelly Holcomb's like, man, I can't write that down fast. Peyton just. He's writing everything down. You know, he had books and come books of notes and. But yeah, I had a lot of fun doing the Manning cast last year. And Eli said, do you rather be introduced as Super Bowl 55 winning head coach or the quarterback coach who led Peyton Manning 28 interceptions his rookie year? I said, I'm gonna take those 28, man, because I saw us get better. And they all got race erased and. And we went 133 the next year.

Julian Edelman (146:59)

That. That Peyton Manning season screws up everyone else because they always point to it and they're like, well, Peyton Manning threw 28 interceptions. Like, but he's Peyton Manning. And you said it. I mean, like you got better every single week.

PFT Commenter (147:09)

I think 18 to 20 were in the first eight to 10 games.

Julian Edelman (147:13)

Yeah.

PFT Commenter (147:13)

And then as we went through the division again, it. They, they were disappearing.

Julian Edelman (147:17)

Yeah.

PFT Commenter (147:18)

And it's like, yeah, we're 3 and 13, but man, we're. It's fun to go to practice every day because we saw ourselves getting better every single week, you know.

Julian Edelman (147:25)

Yeah.

Hank (147:26)

In today's NFL, I feel like if a quarterback goes out there, I mean, hell, we've seen a couple of guys that in their first couple seasons, you just say, okay, I can't do with this guy. He makes too many mistakes. There was too many turnovers. But 28 interceptions in a rookie season. If that happened now, I feel like people would be calling for him to be benched.

PFT Commenter (147:42)

Before he'd be benched, he'd be benched after 15.

Hank (147:45)

Yeah.

PFT Commenter (147:45)

They don't give him the chance to learn.

Hank (147:46)

So. So how did you buy time? How did you.

Julian Edelman (147:48)

You.

Hank (147:49)

How did you convince people like, hey, Peyton's on the right track. He's. He's going to work through this. The talent's there. We just got to give him some time to work it out.

PFT Commenter (147:56)

Give all the credit to the two leaders. We had two of the best leaders in all of football. We had Bill Polian, a general manager, and Jim Morris head coach, you know, and they don't. It doesn't get any better than those two. And they were a great pair together. So it's just, this is who we are. This is what we're going to do. And the fans were coming, you know, it wasn't like the fans were like booing us or getting us out of. They saw us getting better and better and the hope was already there.

Julian Edelman (148:20)

Yeah.

PFT Commenter (148:21)

And it came to fruition like that the next year.

Julian Edelman (148:24)

Yeah.

Hank (148:24)

Is there any quarterback? I guess I'm thinking in particular of Bryce Young and Anthony Richardson. Two guys that their teams have kind of said, okay, we can't win with these guys right now. We need to be able to compete with the backups. Do you see anything from those players that would make you as an offensive coach, say I. There might be something there.

PFT Commenter (148:44)

Oh, I saw Bryce win a national championship with. With maybe better players than he's playing with now.

Julian Edelman (148:49)

Yeah.

PFT Commenter (148:50)

You know, when you look at the receivers he had at Alabama.

Julian Edelman (148:54)

Yeah.

PFT Commenter (148:54)

You know, he can do it. He's shown he can do it in the right system. His stature scared me because when you start doing comparables, which I did for 27 years, I'd always break down all the quarterbacks and, you know, I wouldn't say he's like this guy, but his measurables were like this guy.

Julian Edelman (149:14)

Yeah.

PFT Commenter (149:15)

All right. There weren't any Bryces, there weren't any Johnny Manziels at that size and stature that made it in the NFL. Doug Flutie took years in Canada to get there.

Julian Edelman (149:24)

Yeah.

PFT Commenter (149:25)

You know, so Anthony, I think the Colts got caught up in what happened with Jalen Hurts in Philly. They hire Shane, they're going to copy that. But Anthony's stats didn't match.

Julian Edelman (149:43)

Right.

PFT Commenter (149:44)

His ability and ability doesn't make a quarterback now. You got to be. You got to win two minute third down. I don't give a how fast you run, how high you jump. You know, Cam, in his young years could. He could win two minute third until he got all broken up from running.

Julian Edelman (150:01)

Yeah.

PFT Commenter (150:02)

You know, and his arm was gone. But if you can't show me that you can do that in college, to me, you're not a quarterback, you're an Athlete. And athletes play in college.

Julian Edelman (150:15)

Yeah.

PFT Commenter (150:15)

And. And they spread the field and they just tear people up. Yeah, but he didn't exactly tear people up in college.

Julian Edelman (150:21)

Yeah.

PFT Commenter (150:22)

You know, it was just combine superstar.

Hank (150:25)

It's only like, when he was in college. College, you saw a lot of the same things that you see in the NFL, where it's like, this guy, he's got all the tools, he's got the flashback right.

Julian Edelman (150:33)

But it's not the consistency.

Hank (150:34)

It's like mental process.

PFT Commenter (150:35)

He has the arm strength, he has the leg speed, but that's not how you play quarterback.

Julian Edelman (150:40)

Yeah.

PFT Commenter (150:40)

The two muscles you play quarterback with are your heart and your brain.

Hank (150:43)

I like that. I like that.

Julian Edelman (150:45)

So do you think, like the Colts, what do you think the future is? Because in terms of, like, benching a guy after he's, what started eight games or something like that, that's got to be a confidence thing now where you're taking that away and, like, can you go back to him? Are you giving up on him? How does that work?

PFT Commenter (151:01)

I don't think you can give up. You got too much invested already. It's just a matter of, let's get to the playoffs this year and let's continue to grow him. You know, maybe he can learn some more. Give him some snaps in practice, maybe give him a package to play in a game. But you got to ride with Joe right now to get you to the playoffs.

Julian Edelman (151:20)

Yeah.

PFT Commenter (151:21)

If you get in the playoffs, all bets are off, man. You can win the Super Bowl.

Julian Edelman (151:23)

Yeah.

PFT Commenter (151:23)

Anything can happen. You know, I've been six seed at two different places, went on the road and win them all and got the ring. So anything can happen. You just got to get there.

Julian Edelman (151:31)

Yeah.

PFT Commenter (151:31)

And Joe gives them probably the best chance to get there right now, and that's going to save the locker room because players all want to go to the playoffs.

Julian Edelman (151:38)

Yeah. Yeah. So I asked about Peyton. What about Ben. Was he ever. Was there ever a moment where he was really pissed at you?

PFT Commenter (151:46)

A bunch.

Julian Edelman (151:46)

Yeah. What would he get mad about?

PFT Commenter (151:49)

The way I was cussing out the receivers. He. Man, you ever talked to me, like I said, why would I talk to you like that? These are. These are the receivers, man. You're the quarterback.

Julian Edelman (151:56)

Yeah.

PFT Commenter (151:56)

All right. So when I first took over as coordinator, we'd play golf and we'd have that conversation like, hey, man, you're gonna yell at me like you. You yell at those guys? Listen, don't make me. I don't think you're gonna make me. Yeah. And so, no, we've always had a great. He always loves telling the story. I'd always chew out the backup quarterback for the starter, like Drew Stanton. He can tell the stories. Charlie Betts, Byron Leftwich, and I had my hand on the button, not knowingly. To Ben, I was like, charlie, what the is he thinking, man? Can you get his ass straight? Okay, Ben, here's what we're gonna do, buddy. He loves telling that story. He's like, really? You got your hand on the button, dude. I can hear you. Andrew Luck tells the exact same story. So.

Julian Edelman (152:41)

So you would do it through the backup.

PFT Commenter (152:43)

Rip the backup quarterback's ass all the time.

Hank (152:45)

Yeah. Like, you got a filter built in. It's like. So you're Drew.

PFT Commenter (152:49)

Drew Stanton. Finally. I got it, man. I got it. I got. I got him.

Hank (152:52)

To play backup quarterback for Bruce Arians, you have to be able to translate Bruce Arians to the starting quarterback.

PFT Commenter (152:57)

Totally.

Hank (152:58)

And have, like, a cool demeanor.

Julian Edelman (152:59)

Yeah.

PFT Commenter (152:59)

Blaine Gabbert, Drew Stanton, those. Charlie Batch, Byron. Those are all those kind of guys, man.

Julian Edelman (153:04)

Yeah.

Hank (153:04)

So I know that when. When Tom was up in New England, he got famously kind of tired of being rubbed the wrong way by the coaching staff or treated differently by the coaching staff up there. When Tom came down to Tampa, did you have to treat him differently from the other players because he's Tom Brady and he's got all the super bowl rings already, or did you make a point to say, I'm going to cuss him out in the meetings just like I cuss everybody else out?

PFT Commenter (153:26)

Yeah. I mean, he knew me. He'd already done his homework. He talked to Ben. He talked to Peyton, and they're good friends. And so it's like, tommy, this is. This is how we do it. All right, tell me how you see the game. You know, without. Without spring that year, it was so hard to get a feel for how he saw the game. You know, we couldn't. We couldn't have those meetings and go through the game film and the practice film and see it. We were on such a crash course of how I saw the game, which was totally different than the way he saw the game. Game. And as we're going along through the season, we started seeing it the same way. And Byron Lewis did an unbelievable job with our offense that year. Being the middleman.

Julian Edelman (154:10)

Yeah. Yeah. So was there a game or a moment that you were like, oh, this is now. We're. We're now lockstep. We got this. Yeah.

PFT Commenter (154:17)

It was halftime, a Falcons game. I think we're seven and five. We got to have it. We're down 17, zip. And that was it, bro. We're cutting it loose from here on out.

Julian Edelman (154:26)

Yeah.

PFT Commenter (154:26)

You know, no more. No more check downs, baby. We're going down to. We gotta score every time we touch it. And that's kind of the way we played it all the way through the Super Bowl.

Julian Edelman (154:34)

Yeah.

Hank (154:34)

I know that you have a deep hatred for prevent defense. It's bad defense. And I want to give you permission to maybe educate us, maybe talk to us, maybe over our heads a little bit, but get it as detailed as you want on why you hate prevent defense so much.

PFT Commenter (154:51)

Well, first of all, it's normally zone. And a really good quarterback will pick zone apart. And if you're only rushing three. All right. I don't care how many zones you think you have covered. He's got the answers, right. He got the answer to that test.

Hank (155:07)

Yeah.

PFT Commenter (155:07)

If the great quarterbacks know what you're doing, you're done. You know, let me go back to Pittsburgh, Cleveland, we talked earlier. We got 17 point lead in the playoffs. Kelly Holcomb is playing lights out, and we decided to play prevent defense from the middle of the third quarter on and blow a 17 point lead to Tommy Maddox, who will light you apart without a pass rush. And they came back and beat us. And I've always. No risk of no biscuit for me goes to defense, too.

Julian Edelman (155:40)

Yeah.

PFT Commenter (155:40)

When I was the head coach at Temple, game got tight, I only knew one call, all out blitz, cover zero, go sick them and I'd get on them. No, coach, I don't give a. If we go down, we're going down with the guns blazing, baby. And that's how we play.

Hank (155:56)

So for you, it's more about the overall philosophy, the overall mentality.

PFT Commenter (155:59)

Yeah, I mean, I, I looked at Detroit Blitz, the Hail Mary the other day. Sack them.

Julian Edelman (156:04)

Yeah.

PFT Commenter (156:05)

All right. Great play. Still had a bunch of guys back then, but go ahead and get the pressure on them. And I see Chicago and Washington do the exact opposite and give them a chance at that damn play, you know?

Julian Edelman (156:17)

Yeah, yeah.

Hank (156:18)

The ultimate. Yeah. I mean, even the play before that.

PFT Commenter (156:20)

Yes.

Hank (156:21)

The ultimate prevent defense. You go ahead, you take these 14 yards.

Julian Edelman (156:24)

Yeah.

Hank (156:24)

Have at it.

Julian Edelman (156:25)

Yeah. You're just preventing yourself from winning, basically.

PFT Commenter (156:28)

You're giving them a chance.

Julian Edelman (156:29)

Yeah. So the back to the Anthony Richardson, Bryce Young thing. There's been a big discussion, especially this week, that like, like the NFL is now failing quarterbacks and guys are not getting enough time and that maybe the college game has affected guys, like, development. Do you See that at all or is it just. I think it's simply. There's some guys that can now play till their 30s, late 30s, and there's only 32 spots. And guess what? It's a really, really hard thing to break into.

PFT Commenter (156:58)

Totally. Sports science has changed it. You know, guys are playing 40, 45 years old, and there's no drop off because of the sports science we have now. And. But I think more guys are coming out of college as passers than ever before because of high school. Seven on sevens and seven on sevens around the AAU and everything that we have in the passing game from 10th grade on, you know, so the passers are there now. Are we developing them mentally? All right. To. To read a whole defense or just. Is it half field and one, two run too much run, two run.

Julian Edelman (157:36)

Yeah.

PFT Commenter (157:37)

You know, because they're putting the best athletes back there.

Julian Edelman (157:39)

Yeah.

PFT Commenter (157:39)

And so it's like one, two to take off. Well, that does win in college. I'm not against that, but yeah, it doesn't necessarily win in the NFL.

Julian Edelman (157:47)

Yeah, you got to win from the pocket. Like I. The Lamar, it's saying like, oh, yeah, Lamar. Lamar Jackson is one of one unicorn and he can beat you with his arm, too.

PFT Commenter (157:56)

Lamar can spin it. Coming out of college.

Julian Edelman (157:58)

Right.

PFT Commenter (157:58)

It was a little bit raw, but when I look at him and Michael Vick, I thought he spun it more accurately than Mike did coming out now. Mike got better. Lamar. Lamar's there now.

Julian Edelman (158:07)

Yeah.

PFT Commenter (158:07)

And Todd Monkin's done a great job with that offense and his development of a pocket passer. It's just pick your poison, man. You're going to let him throw those zone plays or you're going to bump out there and let him take off up the middle because he's going to gain more up the middle then you let him throw that little screen pass out there.

Julian Edelman (158:23)

Yeah. And it's just. I mean, it's hard. Like, you can't replicate Lamar Jackson. That's. That's the other thing.

PFT Commenter (158:28)

And then now if you rock the coverage, they do so many good things offensively, but now you got a number one player back there. You know, they got a number one pick back there that they used. Didn't used to have.

Hank (158:38)

Yeah, yeah. I'm thinking about what's going on in San Francisco a lot because Brock Purdy kind of came out of nowhere. Mr. Relevant. We all watched him in college, seemed like a different player. Honestly, since he's gotten to the NFL, he's improved quite a bit. But they're going to have to make a decision out there on how much you're going to pay Brock Purdy. And to me, I think if you take away the fact of, you know, him being drafted so late, if you just look at how he's played since he's been in the NFL, I think that you have to, you have to treat the guy like He's a top 10 quarterback. You have to pay him, you know, big, big dollars. And those Brock Purdy's don't necessarily grow on trees. But from your eye while you're watching him play, what is it about Brock that makes him stand out from every other quarterback that might not have? You know, maybe they've got the same kind of generic type measurables come out of college, but there's something different about Brock that lets him excel at the NFL level.

PFT Commenter (159:31)

I think he's always had what I call grit.

Hank (159:33)

Yeah.

PFT Commenter (159:34)

You know, he's a winner and he won at Iowa State. Not surrounded by great talent, but good, you know, Brights hall and some of those guys. And, but so when he gets in the right system, which he's in the perfect system for him and I don't think he's a system quarterback, but not necessarily could he play in other offenses that push it way down the field. He's in the perfect thing with Kyle, who's going to run the ball. Well, have play action. Keep it between the numbers. Is he a $300 million quarterback? I can't answer that one because then.

Julian Edelman (160:14)

It takes away some of the other pieces. Yeah.

Hank (160:16)

And it does seem like he's, he, he's the perfect quarterback for that system and the system is perfect for a quarterback just like him. So it's almost like they need each other at the same level.

PFT Commenter (160:26)

It's a great marriage. Now, how much do you have to ransom the farm to keep the guys around?

Julian Edelman (160:32)

Yeah.

Hank (160:32)

Yeah.

PFT Commenter (160:33)

Are the guys around him as helping him as much be good or is he good on his own?

Julian Edelman (160:39)

Right.

Hank (160:39)

Yeah. Is there any quarterback in the league right now that you look at and you're like, I would like to coach that guy?

PFT Commenter (160:44)

Oh, there's probably 10. Yeah. I mean this young group that came has come out in the last five or six years. I would have loved to have coached. You know, I love Baker. I mean he's my kind of guy too. And you know, but Justin Herbert, Patrick Mahomes, Josh Allen, you can go on and on, Lamar. I mean your imagination can go run wild. When you have a guy that can do a couple things, he can beat you from the pocket. But he's also lethal running a ball now. Not gonna put him. If you put him in harm's way. Too much harm's coming, you know, so you got to be very, very measurable on how much harms the way you put him in.

Julian Edelman (161:24)

Yeah. We have Stephen Che, diehard Bucks fan, in the booth. I think you've met him. You know, Steven. Steven. I told Stephen to come in here because I was like, hey, if you have a couple questions for coach, and I'm sure he does, so, Steven, go ahead. This is your super bowl winning head coach right here.

H (161:42)

Yeah. Thank you for the sweatshirt and rocking the Super Bowl 55 championship merch.

PFT Commenter (161:46)

There you go, baby. Of course.

H (161:48)

So you're involved in. As the head coach, obviously you're involved a lot in the draft and you fall in love with certain guys. 2020 draft, you know, they just brought in Tom Brady. You're building up the team. Great draft. Tristan Wurves, Anton Winnie, the guys that have been paid at the top of their position. But there are guys that you fall in love with, too. I know you wanted Antonio Gibson in the third round. What do you do when. When your guy. And he got taken, I think like 10 picks before we were on the clock and we ended up picking a running back. What happens when your guy gets taken off? How do you pivot?

PFT Commenter (162:17)

Personally, I always get pissed. I walk out of the room, you know, come back in with. With a, you know, a couple picks on our pick and we've got five guys usually there every time that, that they've slotted that are going to be around that pick. You never draft for a need, but if. If above those five is a need, that. That trumps everything. And Jason Light just. And John Spytek, those guys do an unbelievable job. Yeah, I did want Antonio because I thought he was the next David Johnson. And David was a unique guy because he played receiver before he was a running back and you could do things out of the backfield with him and get great matchups. And I thought Antonio Gibson did the same thing at Memphis. Could get matchups on safeties and linebackers that would be uncovered.

Hank (163:07)

Yeah.

PFT Commenter (163:08)

You know, so those guys are so hard to find. Washington took him and, you know, I, I still love. I don't think. I don't think Jason's missed a draft since I've been a part of it.

Julian Edelman (163:21)

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Hank (163:22)

He's a great guy, too.

Julian Edelman (163:23)

Yeah.

PFT Commenter (163:23)

Yeah. And, you know, Devin White was no bust. Devin just.

Julian Edelman (163:29)

Stephen Che cried when you guys drafted. Devin White did not cry. He was upset he was like a linebacker at five.

PFT Commenter (163:35)

He cried.

Julian Edelman (163:36)

He literally cried.

H (163:37)

But I mean, credit to Jason said they pulled out the NFL's leading sacker off the, you know, got him for 4 million bucks. You mentioned door number two earlier with the 2020 free agent class. Operation Shoeless Joe Jackson was the pursuit of getting Tom Brady.

Hank (163:53)

Whoa, wait, it had like a CIA name to it?

Julian Edelman (163:56)

Oh, yeah.

PFT Commenter (163:56)

Oh, yeah.

Hank (163:57)

Did you have like dossiers and folders off in a park?

H (164:02)

It was is from Field of Dreams that if you build it, they will come. Like if you build up the team, then of course Tom Brady is going to make the logical decision to come to a good team.

Hank (164:11)

So how long did you have Operation Shoeless Joe Jackson in place? Like, did you make decisions a year before Tom Brady that we're going to build Tom Brady's dream team?

PFT Commenter (164:18)

Oh, no, no. We're building our own dream team. And we thought, we thought Jamis was the guy, you know, and not ever thinking Tom would ever become a free agent. If you think that year, think Philip Rivers was a free agent. Tom was a free agent. Somebody else who had Bridgewater, Teddy were all available. And it's like, would we stick with Jameis? Yeah, Tom.

Julian Edelman (164:43)

Tom Brady.

PFT Commenter (164:43)

No.

Julian Edelman (164:44)

Yeah.

PFT Commenter (164:44)

You know, and, and that was a hard decision, but I mean, but Tom had done his homework. He knew as much about us as we knew about him, for sure.

Julian Edelman (164:51)

Okay, so go ahead, keep going.

H (164:52)

What was plan B like if Tom didn't come? Is there a world where Jameis gets sick and they run it back?

PFT Commenter (164:59)

Jamis was our guy. Yeah, we. We knew we were going to make him better. You know, we could improve on the 33 touchdowns easily. And we had to improve on the 30 interceptions. We can just cut them in half, you know, especially the early ones. The defense, we were going to build the defense. Yeah. We felt like we could win with him.

H (165:20)

And did you get get upset at all when you found out that he got Lasik after he left the team?

Hank (165:25)

Good question.

PFT Commenter (165:26)

No, but I loved his comment. He said, I didn't know Bruce was. I thought he was black.

Julian Edelman (165:34)

Yeah.

Hank (165:35)

Sq. Smooth, right?

PFT Commenter (165:36)

That's it? Yeah.

Julian Edelman (165:38)

That's awesome. That's a good question. Steve, you got another one?

H (165:40)

I got one final one. You. I don't know if you're the originator of it, but kind of the CEO coaching staff, where you're the coach, but you put a ton on your coordinators. Now we see a lot of very hot in the streets. Coordinators get hired and sometimes they get a little bit underwater. What do you think the biggest mistake current owners are having and GMs in hiring coaches and what the importance of that head guy is?

PFT Commenter (166:06)

Yeah, I think if they're hiring a coordinator to be a coordinator, that's a mistake. You're not hiring the guy to be the head coach. Now, if he continues to be the coordinator, it's okay. Now if he hasn't been the coordinator and you're hiring to be the head coach and the coordinator, you're asking him to do two jobs he's never done. That's a lot. I don't see those guys being as successful. You know, I always called the plays until Byron was ready. Then I handed it all over to Byron, you know, and I, coming back to Tampa, coming back into coaching, the Glazer family wanted me to call the place. I'm like, look, I got a guy, he's ready, more than ready. I'm gonna be right there next to him. We'll be good. And they went along with it, which was great. And it's just a crying shame Byron's not calling plays for somebody right now because he's the best I ever been around. And. But it, at that time, there were only three guys calling plays as head coaches. You know, Andy's always done it. I always did it. John Gruden did it.

Julian Edelman (167:17)

McVeigh might do it.

PFT Commenter (167:18)

Sean's doing it. Sean was kind of the young guy to start doing and Kyle does it, you know.

Julian Edelman (167:22)

Yeah.

PFT Commenter (167:22)

But that, that young group of guys is starting to do it.

Julian Edelman (167:25)

Yeah. Yeah. I don't know how, I don't know how you do it when you're like, like you're trying to coach a whole football team and you also got to call the next.

PFT Commenter (167:34)

That was one of the things I'd gotten from Arizona, you know, and this goes even back to Temple. John Devlin, he's my assistant head coach at Temple. And we're walking off the field and he said, coach, can we ever end practice where the defense wins? I went, what do you mean? He said, we practice an extra half an hour today, just till the offense won. Yeah, it's like every day as say, oh, yeah, you're right. And, and I was a play calling offensive coordinator, head coach, and we weren't leaving the field till the offense won. And part of that went on in Arizona a little bit. And I'm like catching myself. And, and I, I had Tom Moore and Tom Pratt on my staff. Tom Moore, great book out right now. One of the, one of the best reads I've ever had. And Tom Pratt Coached in Super Bowl 1. He coached Buck Buchanan and Curly Cult. Every night they would come up to the suite, we'd have cocktails and go over what they thought, what they saw, how they felt we were doing. And I leaned on them. And I had learned that word delegate, which was really hard. I was 30 years old at Temple as a head coach, I did everything and I went in the hospital three times a week by the fifth year. And I never learned how to delegate. Delegate.

Hank (168:50)

Right.

PFT Commenter (168:50)

And when Chuck got sick, didn't have time to do anything but just do your damn job, guys. I'll decide if we go for it on fourth down and I'll give a shitty speech on Saturday night.

Julian Edelman (169:02)

Yeah.

PFT Commenter (169:02)

You know, that's it.

Julian Edelman (169:03)

Yeah.

Hank (169:04)

If you delegate to the right people.

PFT Commenter (169:06)

Yeah. And then everybody, everybody did their job.

Julian Edelman (169:09)

Right.

PFT Commenter (169:09)

You know, and everybody had their hand in it. And it was like, chuck's the head coach, Nesk, you do your thing. And, and, and, and we win 11 games with that team.

Julian Edelman (169:18)

Yeah.

Hank (169:19)

I got, I got two last questions for you, coach, and appreciate this has been awesome to talk to you again. First of all, the first time we spoke, it was right as your book came out and the story about you drinking paint as a child to make your bones strong just come out. We made a song about it called Drink paint.

Julian Edelman (169:34)

Yeah.

Hank (169:35)

Have you ever gotten the urge. Have you ever walked down like the aisle in Sherwin Williams or Home. Home Depot and took a look at some of maybe the light green mint chocolate chip colored paint?

PFT Commenter (169:45)

That was one of the ones I had.

Julian Edelman (169:46)

Yeah.

Hank (169:46)

It's a delicious looking color of paint. And looked at and thought to yourself, maybe I'll just. What harm could one more sip do?

PFT Commenter (169:53)

No, no. I think part of this thing appears is that lead that was in that paint.

Julian Edelman (169:56)

Yeah.

PFT Commenter (169:57)

A little crazy that no risk at no biscuit stuff. It might have came from that paint. You know, it was high. It was high lead, baby.

Hank (170:04)

You pushed the limits of no risk and no biscuit when you're drinking paint. Yeah. And then the other thing I. Since you've coached so many great quarterbacks over the years, if you were to take like, if you were to look, break them down by like brain, heart, guts, arms, legs, how would you build the ultimate, like Frankenstein? Bruce Arians quarterback.

PFT Commenter (170:27)

Yeah. Very fortunate when with Abbacy Peyton and Tom and Ben Carson, Andrew, Timmy Couch, Kelly Holcomb, the guys that I've had, if I was going to build all of them into one, one guy.

Hank (170:43)

Yeah.

PFT Commenter (170:43)

It'd be Andrew Luck.

Hank (170:45)

Oh. So it's just all Andrew Luck.

PFT Commenter (170:47)

Yeah, because he had everything that they all had. You know, he had a photographic memory. He was. His athletic stuff was off the charts, same as Cam Newton's. His recall was like Ben and Tom. His preparation was like Ben and Tom and Ben, Tom and Peyton. If there was one guy in a big game, I'm taking Ben because I've been in a big game with Ben. You know, I never had a chance to get into the big game with. With Andrew, but yeah, they're all great. I mean, now they're all pissed because I didn't pick one of them.

Hank (171:22)

I liked your answer, though. That was the ultimate, like, zigzag scene. It's just Andrew Luck. He was that good at everything.

PFT Commenter (171:27)

Yeah, it was. He was amazing. He took maybe the worst roster I've ever seen and won 11 games.

Hank (171:34)

Yeah.

PFT Commenter (171:35)

And seven of them in the last minute. Two minutes.

Hank (171:37)

Damn.

Julian Edelman (171:38)

Yeah. All right, well, Coach, I have one last question. Roll back question. Rho, B, A C k.com promo code. Take 20% off your first purchase. Q, Zips, polos, hoodies, joggers, shorts, great golf gear. And that's my last question. How is the golf game? What's the handicap?

PFT Commenter (171:53)

I'm back to a six. Oh, and damn. Yeah, I've shot Mage three times now.

Julian Edelman (171:58)

Okay.

PFT Commenter (171:58)

And actually shot it 72 the day before my birthday. But I'm counting it.

Julian Edelman (172:03)

Yeah.

Hank (172:03)

Yeah.

PFT Commenter (172:04)

I asked somebody, old doctor friend of mine said, hey, does this. He's. Whenever your. Your mother was pregnant, it counts all the way back to then said 71 twice and 72 once now.

Julian Edelman (172:16)

Oh.

PFT Commenter (172:16)

So that's pretty good.

Julian Edelman (172:17)

That's.

Hank (172:18)

That's crazy. So you're. You're doing everything out there. You got to be able to do. You got to be able to drive, you got to be able to have a nice approach game and good putting.

PFT Commenter (172:24)

I mean, when I tore my Achilles that last year coaching, it ruined my golf game. I mean, I couldn't hit it 160 yards and I almost quit. And then it's like I never had it fixed because it's non fixable. And it's like I either trust it or quit playing. So I started pushing off of it and start playing, hitting it a lot further. And this year I found a little more speed somehow, so I'm hitting my driver pretty solid.

Julian Edelman (172:48)

Wait, so you still have a torn Achilles?

PFT Commenter (172:50)

Yeah, I've got like 6% strand.

Julian Edelman (172:52)

Oh, my God.

Hank (172:53)

I didn't know that that was possible. You said that they couldn't fix it.

PFT Commenter (172:56)

No, it's. It had to be A cadaver. Mine's rotten.

Julian Edelman (172:59)

Wait, so does it hurt?

PFT Commenter (173:01)

It'll get a sore every now and then, but, no, I just. If I go down steps, I can't catch myself, but.

Julian Edelman (173:05)

Yeah, that's pretty.

Hank (173:07)

But just walking around.

PFT Commenter (173:08)

That whole season, I was these. They. These orthotic high heels after, like, game five, I actually tore it running in the pool and never felt it anything. It just swelled up. And I think it was a burn spur that cut it up. But they said so bad it happened to a cadaver. I said, that's eight months in a boot. You don't know my wife. She ain't driving me for eight months. Yeah, you know her. That ain't happening, bro.

Julian Edelman (173:33)

Yeah, that's not happening. Well, that's an incredible golf game and very gritty, torn Achilles just going around. Well, Coach, thank you, as always. Always great to have you.

PFT Commenter (173:42)

Oh, man, thank you, guys.

Julian Edelman (173:43)

Bro, you're the best. And, yeah, good luck on the rest of the fall golf season.

PFT Commenter (173:47)

You got it.

Hank (173:56)

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Julian Edelman (174:36)

Okay, let's wrap up Fire Fest of the Week. I'll start. I hate Mondays. Yeah, get it.

Hank (174:42)

I get it. You remember that one, Garfield, where. Where John drank Odie's Come?

Julian Edelman (174:47)

What?

Hank (174:47)

Yeah, they. They went to, like, a vet, and John had Odie and they had a nurse, and he was like, there was a cup of coffee that was, like, on the table, and he drank a sip of it, and he's like, don't mind if I do. And the nurse was like, that's cat. That's od's come or dogs come? It was dog come. Yeah, dog come.

Julian Edelman (175:08)

By the way, for the people who are listening to the podcast, not watching the podcast, we are all dressed in our Halloween costumes. That's why I started with I hate Mondays. I'm dressed as Garfield. You are Miley Cyrus.

Hank (175:18)

I'm Miley Cyrus.

Julian Edelman (175:20)

Hank. You are. We got Marty McFly. We got Mario. We got. What are you, Max?

Max (175:30)

I would be Frank Cushman from the film Jerry Maguire. The lead of that movie, actually.

Hank (175:35)

Oh, the lead.

Julian Edelman (175:35)

The lead.

Hank (175:36)

I thought the lead was Tom Cruise.

Max (175:38)

No, that would be Jerry O'Connell, actually.

Julian Edelman (175:40)

Oh, from Kangaroo Jack.

Max (175:42)

From Kangaroo Jack.

Hank (175:43)

Oh, he's the guy that used to be an actor.

Max (175:45)

Yes, okay. Correct. But he's the lead in this movie, and I am Frank Cushman.

Julian Edelman (175:50)

Got it. Bing bong. And then memes. Memes is a Stay puff guy. Stay puff, man.

Hank (175:59)

I don't think memes can.

Julian Edelman (175:59)

There's the Michelin Man. Stay puffed. I can't see all the way back there.

Memes (176:06)

Yeah, I'm the thing from Ghostbusters, and I can't. I can't see.

Julian Edelman (176:12)

All right. Fire fest, Hank.

Stephen Che (176:15)

My fire fest is I am addicted to Tick Tock Shop.

Julian Edelman (176:20)

Oh, yeah.

Stephen Che (176:22)

I didn't realize the rabbit hole that you could go down and obviously the algorithm that it feeds you once you get something. But I saw after, like, I finally did the purge of all my clothes, and I got rid of probably 70%. And so I've been in the process of buying new stuff, and I saw some sweatpants. They were like, 10 cents.

PFT Commenter (176:42)

What?

Hank (176:42)

You bought 10 cent sweatpants?

Julian Edelman (176:44)

You buy 10 cent sweatpants on tick Tock?

Stephen Che (176:46)

They were legitimately, like, a dollar, so I ordered like, five pairs.

Hank (176:48)

Are they good?

Julian Edelman (176:49)

They know that they got to be trash.

Stephen Che (176:51)

They're not that bad.

Julian Edelman (176:52)

I get what you pay for.

Hank (176:54)

I would prefer to spend way more than 10.

Stephen Che (176:58)

Look into them. And I clicked, and it was like, they're so cheap that I had no choice but to at least see.

Julian Edelman (177:04)

That's crazy.

Hank (177:05)

What's different about these sweatpants?

Stephen Che (177:07)

No, they're pretty normal sweatpants. Like, they're not. They don't. Like. Obviously they're super cheap. It's not the highest quality, but they're. They're pretty solid.

Hank (177:14)

So, yeah, the whole marketing is like, these are the cheapest sweatpants you can possibly buy.

Stephen Che (177:18)

So cheap that you're basically like, why? It's only $10, so why not?

Hank (177:21)

Yeah. What's the catch?

Julian Edelman (177:22)

That's.

Stephen Che (177:23)

That's the cat.

Julian Edelman (177:24)

That's the catch. They're gonna suck.

Stephen Che (177:26)

And now they just feed. Like, now I'm just getting.

Julian Edelman (177:28)

Oh, I have that on Instagram. I'm just. I get fed every single, like, thing I've ever bought in a different variation. And Just keep rebuying, buying it over and over. They're good. Hey, Zuckerberg, Elon, whoever. The china. China. You're good. You're good.

Hank (177:45)

Darius Rucker.

Julian Edelman (177:46)

You're good. You're good. The algorithms down pat. You're good. Miley, what's your fire fest of the week?

Hank (177:53)

My fire fest. I'm trying to make sure my nipples don't slip out so it doesn't mess up the YouTube. So quick.

Julian Edelman (177:59)

Which one?

Hank (178:00)

Which? Oh, yeah, I do have four. I think these two at the bottom might be covered by the desk. I get just quick update on the card situation. Oh, from Wednesday.

Julian Edelman (178:10)

The guy who's going to be cool.

Hank (178:11)

The guy that's. He's been cool about it so far, so I haven't. There's been no more charges on my card since I told him, you be cool. I'll be cool about it. But I had a bunch of people online reach out to me yesterday and tell me that I may have accidentally given that guy permission and ruined any chance that I would have of recouping. Recouping any fraudulent spending. Like their lawyers. If they heard that podcast, they would be like, well, technically this bank doesn't need to refund. Pft. Because he gave permission.

Julian Edelman (178:41)

No, that's not true. Those people. Whoever. Whoever hits you up is wrong because you specifically said be cool.

Hank (178:46)

Yeah, I think so.

Julian Edelman (178:47)

If he goes and buys a car, that's not cool.

Hank (178:49)

Not cool. Not right.

Julian Edelman (178:50)

And that's against the law.

Hank (178:51)

If you go out to a bar and you get like $50 worth of beers, that's cool, right? You go to Hooters. Very cool.

Julian Edelman (178:58)

Cool.

Hank (178:58)

Like you can do that. But the guy has not done anything not cool yet, so I think that it might.

Julian Edelman (179:04)

Has he done more?

Hank (179:05)

No, it's been. It's been quiet. So I think it's probably gonna be your chance.

Julian Edelman (179:08)

You just ordered it. Pizza Hut. In Georgia?

Hank (179:10)

In Georgia, it wouldn't be. I mean, you order from my shop.

Julian Edelman (179:14)

Yeah, you order from everywhere.

Hank (179:16)

I accidentally had. Had UberEats to deliver to an unknown apartment in Georgia, so. But I might have signed away my rights in terms of recouping any money that he spends if there's like a big purchase.

Julian Edelman (179:27)

No, because that's not cool.

Hank (179:29)

Is there a way that I can limit my credit card, like limit to $50 a day?

Julian Edelman (179:34)

I don't know.

Hank (179:35)

Because if I did that, then I would make sure that he was being cool.

Julian Edelman (179:38)

Yeah, you would have a restriction on his. He'd be really cool.

Hank (179:40)

My other fire fest of the week is just that the election's coming up and everybody's pissed off and everything sucks. And next Tuesday is going to suck and then next Wednesday is definitely going to suck. No matter who wins.

Julian Edelman (179:50)

Yeah. And there's going to be everyone's.

Hank (179:52)

Everyone's going to be shitty. It's probably going to suck for another couple months. Might suck for another four years. Just in general of people being pissed off about stuff.

Julian Edelman (179:59)

I'm so ready for it to be over.

Hank (180:01)

Yeah, me too.

Julian Edelman (180:02)

Everyone's just on edge and it's just like. Just chill out.

Hank (180:05)

All the commercials on tv. Yeah, those suck. Everything sucks.

Julian Edelman (180:08)

Give us back the commercials.

Hank (180:09)

Everything. That's why I'm so very much looking forward to games like Falcons, Cowboys.

Julian Edelman (180:13)

Yes.

Hank (180:14)

It's a brief, brief window into not sucking Ohio State.

Julian Edelman (180:17)

Penn State. Hank. Gonna be a good game. Max. You have a prediction on that game?

Max (180:21)

I don't know. Big noon kickoff has ruined college football though.

Julian Edelman (180:24)

I don't like big noon kickoff. I agree. I agree. I agree.

Max (180:27)

Why is that game at 11am you.

Julian Edelman (180:28)

Have to ease yourself into the day that it's too.

Max (180:32)

It's too good of a game that early.

Julian Edelman (180:33)

Agreed. They got to bring the white out energy. Why don't they just do a white out?

Hank (180:37)

Imagine that. At night it's.

Max (180:39)

They can't go do it at night.

Julian Edelman (180:40)

What? What do you mean?

Max (180:42)

Fox won't let them play at night?

Julian Edelman (180:44)

No. Why don't they just do a white out during the day? You.

Max (180:46)

That doesn't work.

Hank (180:48)

Why not?

Julian Edelman (180:48)

You never tried it. You've never tried it.

Max (180:50)

Can't do it.

Hank (180:51)

Why not?

Julian Edelman (180:52)

With that attitude?

Hank (180:52)

You don't think the white would pop.

Max (180:54)

You could do a stripe out. They do stripe outs too. Stripe outs aren't. Aren't the same.

Hank (180:57)

What's a stripe out? Is that each section.

Max (180:59)

Each section. One wears white, one wears blue. That's Michigan. Was that last year?

Hank (181:03)

I do the stripe out. That would be a good time to do it.

Julian Edelman (181:06)

I do like college football Saturday around Halloween because it's just a lot of drunk kids just dressed up.

Hank (181:11)

Yeah.

Julian Edelman (181:12)

Like sad fans in Halloween costumes are the best. I don't really have a firefight. My fire fest I guess is just that Halloween is one of my favorite holidays when you have little kids. But not really shocking. I told my son and daughter last night. I was like, hey, it's Halloween tomorrow.

PFT Commenter (181:28)

Let's.

Julian Edelman (181:28)

Let's try to stay in our rooms till. Till mommy and daddy wake up.

Hank (181:33)

But there's no such thing as Santa claus for Halloween.

Julian Edelman (181:35)

5:45.

PFT Commenter (181:36)

Yeah.

Julian Edelman (181:36)

Ready to get in their Costumes you.

Hank (181:37)

Can'T scare them with. The Santa Claus will give you good toys.

Julian Edelman (181:40)

Yeah. You can't even say, I'm gonna cancel Halloween because it's such a. That's such a lie. Like, Halloween is the best. So. But yeah, going like just watching my kids go to school and they're like, I dropped off my son. He was dressed as Mario. It's fucking best. He was so pumped to put on the Mario. He was. He didn't want to put on the mustache because he didn't want the sticky tape to go out during the day. So we're saving it for trick or treating, but he was just so pumped. Did you guys watch the movie?

Stephen Che (182:04)

Is that movie age kids appropriate?

Julian Edelman (182:06)

Yeah, we watched the movie. It is good. It is very good. We watched the movie a bunch. That's why we did it. And then I. I dressed as Bow. We put on our Halloween costumes last night as a little, you know, on Wednesday night, his little warm up and I dress as Bowser and chased him around. So I was chasing Mario Toad Princess Peach around. It's good. It's fun. What are you looking for?

Stephen Che (182:26)

I'm just trying to see if I'm wrong. I feel like you're Garfield is. Is way more yellow than it should be.

Julian Edelman (182:32)

Yeah, you. You got. You got a problem like Garfield.

Stephen Che (182:33)

I thought you were Bowser when you walked in.

Julian Edelman (182:36)

Why are you so.

Max (182:36)

I have such an issue with the Garfield.

Stephen Che (182:38)

No, it's not an issue. I'm just.

Hank (182:39)

I was thinking.

Julian Edelman (182:40)

I hate Mondays in Hank.

Hank (182:42)

You think of Heathcliff. He's the. He's the super orange cat.

Stephen Che (182:45)

The sound off in the comments. I could be wrong. That's not. I'm not hating. I just.

Hank (182:48)

You're saying you're looking at me.

Stephen Che (182:49)

You're like, pika pika field.

Hank (182:50)

What would you like him to be?

Stephen Che (182:52)

Oranger.

Hank (182:52)

Oranger.

Julian Edelman (182:53)

More orange. I'm licking my hands. Look at. Look at. Look at Kush. You, by the way, Max. I'm not trying to. I'm happy we all dressed up. Halloween's a fun holiday, P. Anyone who shits on Halloween's an idiot. But Jerry bodied you in the costume off like he did. He was Max two times. He was Phillies Max and Eagles Max. He did. You're just one of the coolest characters that he played. Although he wasn't that cool. You know, Kush was kind of a dick. But are we surfing or are we skiing?

Max (183:28)

I. I like Kush.

Hank (183:29)

You just look like a tour manager for Spinal Tap.

Max (183:32)

No, but I got a hat that says Team Cushman on it.

Hank (183:35)

I do see that.

Julian Edelman (183:35)

Yeah.

Max (183:35)

You see the hat?

Julian Edelman (183:36)

And you were complaining about having to do arts and crafts. All you had to do was write Team Cushman. I know.

Max (183:40)

It was hard, though. The S's are so hard to do block letters.

Julian Edelman (183:44)

Really?

Max (183:45)

Yes.

Hank (183:46)

Just do the power S. Yeah, I know.

Julian Edelman (183:48)

I thought about doing Superman.

Hank (183:51)

How is that a thing? Do we know who the first person was?

Max (183:55)

This booth looks.

Julian Edelman (183:56)

It's awesome. I love the boys.

Hank (183:58)

I mean, looks awesome. Pug, you look great.

Julian Edelman (184:01)

Pug, can you do. It's a me. A Mario. It's a me.

Hank (184:05)

Mario. Mario.

Julian Edelman (184:11)

All right, good show, boys. Hope everyone has a great weekend, and we'll see you on Monday. Oh, I thought we had an applause. No applause. Numbers.

Stephen Che (184:24)

Also, Max forgot to. Or Max released the PMT documentary two days early.

Julian Edelman (184:28)

Oh, yeah. We'll say it at the beginning of the show, too. But yeah, the PMT documentary. There's gonna be four episodes. First one Friday, so check it out. And we're gonna have. I think it's. The first one is just us. The beginning of pmt. Max, why'd you do that second one, Kush?

Max (184:45)

I don't know. I fucked up.

Julian Edelman (184:47)

Fucked up. Right in the middle of a World Series.

Hank (184:48)

People love the button.

Julian Edelman (184:50)

Right in the middle of a world. Like, one of the best World Series games. So, yeah, Friday or today, episode one, episode two will be all bvt. Yeah, so that will be in a couple weeks. So we'll do a better job of promoing it, because we are bad at that. Really bad. Okay, numbers.

Hank (185:07)

13, five.

Julian Edelman (185:08)

I actually, I got to give memes three because he already. I already said numbers. I know. Whoa. Oh, Marty McFly. Shane is. Marty McFly is the best costume here.

Hank (185:18)

He looks cool.

Julian Edelman (185:18)

What was the number Memes was guessing when I was guessing? Three?

Memes (185:21)

17.

Julian Edelman (185:22)

Okay, great.

Memes (185:24)

17.

Hank (185:25)

Three for the third win.

Julian Edelman (185:30)

You guys lost Marty McFly. Okay, everyone say their numbers again. Him. 19, 5, 11, 17, 99.

Hank (185:47)

Mario, 21. I can't see.

PFT Commenter (185:52)

Oh, 56.

Hank (185:54)

Oh, I thought that was 99.

Julian Edelman (186:00)

56.

Hank (186:01)

Sorry. Sorry, Mario.

Julian Edelman (186:22)

It.