PFT Commenter (3:44)

What?

Big Cat (3:45)

What? Who's gonna lift the Lombardi trophy? Fumble.

Max (3:52)

Fumble. Fumble.

Big Cat (3:56)

We start in Philadelphia, where Saquon Charles Barkley was the round mound of touchdowns, opening the scoring. After some terrible tackling by the Commanders. And like my good friend Max, Saquon was obviously winded at the end of the runs, but breathing heavily and having big pants also like Max, Saquon flew and popped twice up the giant gut and rolled into the end zone, making Washington go belly up. The story of this game was turnovers. Not the ones Max eats fat. And much like Max in the bathtub, Washington struggled to clean up their game. As the Eagles continued to pound the rock, they began to tip the scales and put up a huge number. Max. Ultimately, it was a great season for the Commanders. But much like Max, Washington fans have to admit, even though they took one on the chins, being a good football team was worth the huge weight. As for the Eagles, just like when Max has ice cream, they go for the Super Bowl.

PFT Commenter (4:54)

This is.

Big Cat (4:55)

This is ridiculous. What the. Try to cheer up my friends.

Hank (4:58)

This is. If I were losing this game, we wouldn't be doing all this.

Big Cat (5:02)

I'm trying to cheer up my friend. Bft. Boom. Boom.

PFT Commenter (5:05)

Did you hear about the Washington commanders line?

Big Cat (5:08)

The.

PFT Commenter (5:08)

The defensive players for the command? What I told there was there were some bad lbs.

Big Cat (5:13)

Oh, like when I told Max I was gonna write this boomer, I said, how about cheer up. I'm cheer up my good friend. Pft. Let me finish it. Max as for the Eagles, just like when Max has ice cream, they go for the Super Bowl. Where else you're the one who eats ice cream is my boomer. Eagles 55, Commander's 23. You played really well, Teach. Also.

PFT Commenter (5:35)

Also boom. They're very excited about getting to the licks.

Max (5:41)

We go to Kansas City for our annual coronation of Patrick Mahomes as the Bills come into town where the wagon circled. After a quick three out, the Chiefs get the ball and proceed to March 90 yards with Kareem with me. Kareem for the ear, Kareem for the laugh, Kareem for the tears. Hunt set Aerosmith stadium ablaze. Buffalo responded to take the lead as Edgar James almost cooked, stood and delivered a score of his own. Xavier Tears Worthy had another grande weekend, teaming up with Patrick Mahomes in a deep cut. And then Mahomes Rand went in for six and celebrated with the worst attempted spike since Bill Crosby. But the Bills needed to cut it to a one score game before halftime as Josh Allen dropped back, back, back.

Big Cat (6:25)

Back, back, back, back.

Max (6:26)

And found Mack.

Big Cat (6:27)

Mac.

Max (6:27)

Mac, Mac, Mac, Mac, Mac. Hollins cutting this lead to five before the break. The second half started like the bachelor party that Max will be invited to as the Bills kept rolling. But the big man refused to get TD fucked. Buffalo did their best impression of Patrick Mahomes Sr. Putting together another wild drive before blowing two points. This game was drunk, folks. And somehow Kansas City's offense stalled out, giving Buffalo the ball. Back with the lead, huh? And on fourth down and a touching tribute to William Jefferson Clinton's penis, the Bill's got a bad spot. Now the Chiefs have the ball and Patrick Mahopenheimer said, now I am become death destroyer of worlds. And Buffalo ties it up. And Harrison, I like big Buckar's response by turning into sir kicks a lot, splitting the uprights like a thong. And now the Bills took a shot down field on fourth down. And Dalton next of kin Cade has been notified that their season is once again dead. And when they die, they die nasty as a chief slip to make it three Super bowl championships in a row, winning 32 to 29.

Big Cat (7:31)

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PFT Commenter (8:49)

I gotta take some medicine.

Big Cat (8:51)

That sucked.

PFT Commenter (8:51)

I gotta take some medicine. We got our ass kicked. It was an ass kicking. The fumbles really. What, what caused the game to be such a blowout. But it, it didn't really feel like I got bad vibes from that first defensive snap of the game when Saquon Barkley was one of my key to the games. It was not letting Saquon Barkley score long touchdowns.

Big Cat (9:12)

Yeah.

PFT Commenter (9:12)

And he scored a long touchdown right when he got the ball. The defense played pretty poorly today. Offense with the fumbles. It was an ass kicking. And I will admit that it was easier to come back against Kenny Pickett when we're down a similar amount.

Big Cat (9:27)

That was in the game.

PFT Commenter (9:28)

That was easy. He got in the game late. It was easier to come back against him in that offense. Jalen Hurts played awesome today. Played really, really good. Saquon Barkley's a beast. Dickerson is a tough Cam Jurgens tough motherfucker on their offensive line.

Big Cat (9:42)

Yeah.

PFT Commenter (9:43)

Credit to them. I, I hear a lot of people talking about big picture. That, that's the words of comfort that people are giving to me right now is like, well, think about the. I don't want to think about the big picture right now. The big picture. Who cares about the big picture? I'm standing too close to the painting to worry about the big picture. Big picture. That's. That's a conversation for another day.

Big Cat (10:02)

That's off season.

PFT Commenter (10:02)

Like, I just watched Friday Night Lights yesterday. The movie Big picture.

Big Cat (10:06)

Yeah.

PFT Commenter (10:06)

You could say Billingsley has a cool ass dad that loves to party. Big picture. Booby Miles has twins that he loves very much. I don't care about big. I care about what happened today. And what happened today was an ass kicking. We're very close to the super bowl one game away. But then once that game started, it did not feel like we were very close to the Super Bowl. Yeah, Jaden played awesome. I thought he played great. We're not counting that last interception.

Big Cat (10:27)

You actually said it before. You're like, we're not counting these. If he throws a pick on this last drive, it doesn't count. I. I agree with that.

PFT Commenter (10:33)

Yeah, yeah, it counts for Quinn Mitchell. That was a great interception by him. But that doesn't go against Jaden stats in my book. Yeah, it was just. It was an ass kicking. The offense moved the ball pretty good, but when we did move the ball, we'd give it up on a fumble or it was. The fourth downs were looking good too, right off the bat. That initial drive that we took down the field, we only came away with three, but it felt like a good drive to set the tone. Hang on to the football, control the clock, just manage. Take what they give you. And, you know, then the Eagles went up and then it felt like we were never really in a position where it felt like it could be real.

Big Cat (11:07)

Yeah.

PFT Commenter (11:08)

So it sucks. It sucks to lose. This is like, this is a new feeling for me because it's. It sucks to lose a lot of games, but it also does suck to be close to going to a Super bowl and then losing that because nothing is guaranteed. Dan Marino got to super bowl his second year and he's like, I'll be back to plenty of these. Not necessarily the case. I think he made it back to two AFC championship games after that and lost both of those. So when you're this close, it sucks. But that said, I. I do realize that we've got a great quarterback. We've got, in my opinion, a great head coach for this moment and Adam Peters a great gm. And also, I will admit that Max was right when I didn't say shut the up, Hank. When I didn't say he was.

Big Cat (11:52)

I think we all knew that. I think the. The wind horse fingers. Yeah, we knew by your reaction that it was. It was probably true. Yeah.

PFT Commenter (11:59)

So my off season, I'm trying to figure out levels of cope. Levels of cope. After this game. I'm not going to stoop to the levels of certain people. I'm not going to just say I blame the refs. I saw a lot of that going on. A lot of. The Eagles are 7 0. When Sean Hockey refs their games. We Got our ass kicked. They hung 55 points on us. That was not. I'm not going to blame that on the ref.

Big Cat (12:20)

Conference championship record.

PFT Commenter (12:22)

Conference championship record.

Big Cat (12:23)

Also tied the most rushing touchdowns.

PFT Commenter (12:26)

Yeah, it was bad. It was an ass kicking. It was an ass kicking across the board. Our defense didn't play well at all. Lattimore didn't play well.

Memes (12:33)

Mike.

PFT Commenter (12:34)

Sandra still didn't play well. Nobody, I mean, maybe Jonathan Allen had a decent game. It was just bad. It was a bit. It was a bad thing to experience. But, you know, maybe we'll get better. My off season is going to be spent just scouring top 10 quarterback lists. I think that's how I'll cope. And if I'm dissatisfied with where people put Jaden Daniels, I'll get really mad at that. I feel like that's something I'm going to be focusing in on.

Big Cat (12:58)

That's a good use of your energy.

PFT Commenter (12:59)

Also, great performance by Max today. Sitting next to him on the couch. She spat on me like seven times. Accidentally hit me in my eyeball.

Hank (13:06)

Yeah, that was wrong. That one was wrong.

PFT Commenter (13:10)

It was. It was hell. It was hell. Sin between.

Big Cat (13:12)

Similar to Jaylen Carter.

PFT Commenter (13:13)

Similar. Very similar. Yeah.

Big Cat (13:15)

But I actually think Max, I wrote down his note. Like, you should get to poke Max in the eye. Yeah, listen, like, he should come in here right now and you should poke him directly in the eye.

PFT Commenter (13:24)

I wish he had hit me in both eyes so I didn't have to see the ass kicking. It's very rare that you can see yourself getting your ass kicked.

Big Cat (13:30)

Yeah, it was. It was a tough game for the Commanders. I mean, the four turnovers or three turnovers or three fumbles were very bad, but I don't think that it was. Obviously they're significant, but also the Eagles offense was just running down your throat and Jalen Hurts was awesome. He that. The game I feel like came down to that fourth and five shot played A.J. brown because that was a, I think a 20 to 12 game at the moment, at the time. And he makes that throw, perfect throw. And he was doing everything. Saquon was doing everything. And the Eagles defense is. Is fucking good because it's as much as like Jaden played well. It also. Everything was more difficult for the Commanders. Even that first drive, it was like 14 plays, you got three and you did that a few times where it's like you get three, you get three instead of seven. And you just can't do that against a team like the Eagles with the way they were playing on offense.

PFT Commenter (14:23)

It was way More difficult for us when we had the ball for sure. And, yeah, the turnovers sucked, but also at the same time, they turned those turnovers into touchdowns.

Big Cat (14:33)

Right.

PFT Commenter (14:33)

And that's what made it so difficult to come back from.

Big Cat (14:36)

Yeah.

PFT Commenter (14:36)

And so, yeah, at least we still have the Hard Rock. You still have the Hard Rock Commander's territory.

Big Cat (14:41)

Can you play that? The guy's video. So for people who missed it, the Commanders Commander fan meetup at the Hard Rock in Philly last night.

PFT Commenter (14:48)

Philly iconic space in Philadelphia.

Big Cat (14:51)

Yes. Everyone knows. I saw a lot of Philly people being like, I don't even know where the fuck this is, but the Hard Rock has fallen. And this guy's speech was. Was so funny because it really was like, what I would imagine they said once they stormed the beaches of Normandy and they. And they finally got, like, the. You know, they got control of France. They entered into France. This is almost exactly what it was like when they got the Hard Rock last night. All right. Play it. Representing. Right. Excuse my language, but what we want to do tonight, we did place. The Hard Rock has fallen.

PFT Commenter (15:31)

We wanted to have a safe space for all of us to be tonight.

Big Cat (15:34)

And that's what we did. I love each and every one of you guys. Seriously. Came out to. We came out to make. You'll be a favor.

PFT Commenter (15:41)

You take care of all these people.

Big Cat (15:42)

At the Hard Rock. Yeah. Good guy. I love it.

Memes (15:44)

Yeah.

Big Cat (15:45)

He does seem like a genuinely good guy. And it's more just the. The funniness is more just the fact that it was the Hard Rock.

PFT Commenter (15:52)

Yeah.

Big Cat (15:52)

And they're like, we came out here to accomplish getting. You know, and you deserve this. And you deserve this. 50 simultaneous reservations at the Hard Rock. Shout out. Shout out. Open table. We did it.

PFT Commenter (16:09)

That guy. That guy sounds a lot like Obama. It's not Obama. He's like, good evening. Tonight, I can report to the American people, to the world, that the Washington commanders have conducted an operation that fully compromised the Hard Rock Cafe.

Big Cat (16:23)

Oh, no. Were they giving him on the way out, or were they saying, great tailgate at the Hard Rock?

PFT Commenter (16:35)

The Hard Rock. The Rocky steps. This is what you think about.

Big Cat (16:41)

Great job. The Hard Rock Cafe, buddy. Oh, no. It's so funny that it was the Hard Rock Cafe.

PFT Commenter (16:49)

And I. I think they went for the weakness.

Big Cat (16:51)

They went. They. They figured out that if Philadelphia has one weakness, it's that you can probably get a shitload of reservations on a Saturday night before the NFC championship game at the Hard Rock town.

PFT Commenter (17:02)

That's one. Yeah. That's the one Area of weakness that you guys have. That speech probably happens across America before every football game every weekend. Like opposing fans coming to town. This guy was just unfortunate enough that it was videotaped and put out there as like a motivational thing.

Big Cat (17:18)

Then it was 5523. Yeah, it's. I, I like to imagine, like, what's the guy's name? Tailgate something. He had it on his back. Anyway, I like, I like to imagine this guy this week, like sitting around. Tailgate Teddy, I think, sitting around with like war maps out, being like, should we go to. For the Applebee's? What about the Chili's? No, sir. We've done some advanced scouting and the Hard Rock is weak. We can get into the Hard Rock.

PFT Commenter (17:46)

I've seen some vulnerability.

Big Cat (17:47)

We could take over the Hard Rock.

PFT Commenter (17:49)

Yeah, the.

Big Cat (17:50)

We've scouted it out. We've. We've had. We've had advanced scouts at the Hard Rock all week. See, you know, testing their patterns and everything.

PFT Commenter (17:57)

I love that because for a moment when I felt like the Commanders might win the game. Right. Basically right after kickoff. Yeah. I just thought about how that Hard Rock will always, forever be known as a Washington commander's watering hole. And it'll just be like a place that you have to. You have to make a trip to whenever you're in Philly. Like it's Mecca. But yeah, listen, I. No excuses. It was an ass kicking. We got a. A rental defense full of a bunch of one year guys. It's going to be a different team next year. They were playing better than they did at the start of the year, but yeah, the defense was. Was not good today. It's tough.

Big Cat (18:29)

Before we talk about the Eagles and let Max bathe in the glory here, I also want to say shout out Frankie Luvu for letting us all know that a rule exists that I didn't know existed until today. It's called the palpably unfair act. And apparently if you just do this, if you, if you intentionally get a penalty over and over, the ref can just award a touchdown to the other team. So there was a moment in the third quarter, I believe, where the Eagles were on the goal line and they were trying to tush push and Frankie Luvu kept on jumping over the line trying to tackle Jalen Hurts and getting an offsides penalty. And the ref said this is a warning for a probably unfair act. And if they continue to do it, we will award the Eagles a touchdown. I had no idea. Florio obviously was all over it. I guess it's been a rule since 1942.

PFT Commenter (19:19)

It's so like if. If Mike Tomlin had stepped onto the field and tackled the Ravens returner on his way into the end zone.

Big Cat (19:25)

Yeah.

PFT Commenter (19:26)

Then you could award it. Like in rugby they have. It's called penalty try that they do actually a lot.

Big Cat (19:30)

Yeah, they. I think they. He also noted like there was a game maybe last year where a team was jumping off sides over and over for a field goal try.

PFT Commenter (19:37)

Yeah.

Big Cat (19:38)

So they could just give you the points, which I had no ide. That's kind of. It's kind of crazy. The ref could just say that.

PFT Commenter (19:43)

I kind of wish they had just ruled it a touchdown because if they had ruled it a touchdown, then I could be like, the fucking refs gave you guys six points.

Big Cat (19:50)

Stay woke. Stay woke. They obviously basically educated America on the palpably unfair act rule right before they use it for the Chiefs in the Super Bowl.

PFT Commenter (20:01)

Yeah, good call.

Big Cat (20:02)

I mean, that's. They're going to use it for the Chiefs and we're all going to be like, wait, oh, yeah, that is a rule. It's been around since 1942. Yeah.

PFT Commenter (20:08)

You're going to look at the guy that's next to you at the super bowl party that doesn't know the palpably unfair rules rule. That's. That's a rule. I wish I could hear John Madden pronounce. Yeah, that would be great.

Big Cat (20:17)

I.

PFT Commenter (20:17)

It's an act.

Big Cat (20:18)

It's not even a rule.

PFT Commenter (20:18)

It's an act.

Big Cat (20:19)

It's a probably unfair act. That was what Frankie Luvu was doing.

PFT Commenter (20:22)

I would also like to announce that this game, I will not allow it to turn me into an anti tosh push guy.

Big Cat (20:28)

Okay.

PFT Commenter (20:29)

Because the Tush. The Tush push, it's a play. It's a football play. If you want to stop it, then stop it. Don't stop it by taking out. You can run it too.

Big Cat (20:38)

Yeah.

PFT Commenter (20:38)

Like anybody can do it. I saw a lot of people that were pissed off about the Tush push. We didn't lose the game because the Tush push. We didn't lose the game because of the referees. We lost the game because Philadelphia played very, very good on defense and they played excellently on offense. Yeah, Hertz had an incredible game today and that throw to A.J. brown, that kind of felt like it. It stopped whatever momentum that we had. Yeah, it was a perfect throw.

Big Cat (21:00)

It was a perfect throw. And. And yeah, Vic Fangio is an incredible defensive coordinator. It was very clear from the jump that their entire game plan was, let's just take Away. We're going to take away Jaden Daniels first read and make him go through his progressions, which he's able to do, obviously. But you could see the explosiveness wasn't there for the Washington offense because it was a lot of shorter passes that, you know, you had to go 14 play drive to get three. And Vic Fangio is just, I mean, he's a great defensive coordinator and, you know, dialing up blitzes when he had to. They were able to keep, like, they played really sound defense in keeping Jaden Daniels in the pocket as well. Like, it didn't feel like he had. He had a couple of those big runs. There was one that I can really think of, but for the most part, they did a really good job of making sure that he wasn't able to just completely gash him with his legs.

PFT Commenter (21:47)

Yeah, they did a very good job. And congrats, Max. Congrats, Hank. Hank, how do you feel your birds are going to the Super Bowl?

Big Cat (21:55)

You. You actually, I think, were the closest to having the correct score. Yeah. You had it as a blowout.

Memes (22:00)

I thought it was going to be a blowout. It was a blowout. I feel good. I don't feel as good after the Chiefs win. I kind of just stuck in between a rock and a hard place. But. But, you know, if it wasn't for the fumbles, it could have been a closer game. I don't think the commanders played as badly as. As you're. You're kind of saying pft. But the fumbles made it impossible to win.

PFT Commenter (22:18)

No, ours need to play bad.

Big Cat (22:21)

Their defense played awful. Yeah, I mean, they're the. Yeah. The first seven rushing touchdowns is. It's pretty hard to come come back.

PFT Commenter (22:28)

And a lot of bad penalties that gave them the ball in. In scoring position. So it was. Yeah, the defense played very poor. I don't think the offense played bad at all. I give the offensive B grade.

Big Cat (22:37)

The Eagles went 230 passing. 229 rushing. I mean, and that's. That's as. That's as like sound of a game as you can possibly have. 459 total yards. And it did feel like whenever they had the ball, they were just going to go right down the field. Max, I have some things to say about Nick Sirianni. Would you like to hear them?

Hank (22:57)

I would love to hear them.

Big Cat (22:58)

Okay. So Nick Sirianni as a head coach, this is his fourth season. He's the first head coach to win the NFC two out of his first four years. In the last 40 years. No other coach has done that. He's 48 and 20 all time. Which is the highest winning percentage of any active head coach. 706 winning percentage. He's five and three in the playoffs. He's made the playoff playoffs all four years. People obviously be like, well, he's had a super team. I mean, the first year they were 9 and 8. They weren't a super team. Like he went to the Super Bowl. His second year last year, it felt like everything was kind of falling apart at the end of the season. Comes into this year. Since September, they have not lost the game that Jalen Hurts. Jalen Hurts started and finished and was healthy since September 29th. So that's a long ass time. I think that was week four against the Bucks. And he's done all of this while being like maybe having like a mental issue and very Italian.

Hank (23:57)

No mental issue. That. That was an unnecessary.

Big Cat (23:59)

He's a little crazy.

PFT Commenter (24:00)

You tried to run crazy. You tried to run him out of town last year.

Big Cat (24:02)

Yeah. You're talking he's a little emotionally unstable. I'm saying this is all credit to him. Like he's. And he's coaching Italian. Coaching Italian, that's a hard thing to do. You're fiery guy.

Hank (24:12)

No? Yeah, that's a positive. Coaching Italian is a good thing you.

Big Cat (24:15)

Coach, but it can also be a negative sometimes.

Hank (24:17)

Vince Lombardi.

Big Cat (24:18)

Yeah, true.

Hank (24:20)

Ever heard of him?

Big Cat (24:21)

Coaching Italian is hard to do. You're thinking of other Italians.

Hank (24:27)

Steve Spagnolo.

Big Cat (24:28)

Yeah.

PFT Commenter (24:30)

Great head coach.

Big Cat (24:31)

Great head coach.

Hank (24:32)

Great coordinator.

Big Cat (24:33)

I would say coaching Italian is difficult. This credit to Sirianni. Yep, he's coaching very Italian.

Hank (24:39)

Yeah, no, he's good. He's great.

Big Cat (24:41)

All right. So, yeah, Sirianni is. Is. Has proven that he's one of the best coaches in the NFL. It is crazy that. I think at the beginning of this season he was on a hot seat, but with the way last year ended, it's not like there's still some context, but he completely rebounded off off of the debacle of the end of last season. This team is really fucking good. And like I said, they haven't lost a game with Jalen hurts healthy since September 29th and they're going to another Super Bowl. Two out of his first four years as a head coach. He's an awesome, awesome head coach and he deserves a lot of credit. And Jalen Hurts deserves a lot of credit too, because he has had games where it hasn't looked pretty. This is another big game where he came up big and he was awesome today with his legs and I mean, he's injured and he was throwing the ball well. And if you're going to say like, jalen hurts isn't a good qb, then you should have to give more credit to Nick Siri. Right. You can't have it both ways. I'm talking about the haters.

Hank (25:44)

I think the haters can say anything.

Big Cat (25:45)

Yeah, the haters can't say anything. But I'm just pointing out that, like, if your argument is jalen hurts is not. Is, like, not great. It's like, well, then Nick Sirianni is the best coach ever. Or Jalen hurts is really good. And Nick Sirianni is also really good, which is what I believe.

Hank (25:57)

No, I mean, Jalen hurts. I. I knew he was going to have a good game today. He always does that.

Big Cat (26:03)

Why are you mad about that?

PFT Commenter (26:04)

Yeah, he's angry at the. At the haters.

Hank (26:07)

I am angry at the haters. I have a list of the haters.

Big Cat (26:08)

Oh, yeah, I told you. Make. Make sure you compile a list.

PFT Commenter (26:11)

You know, we should do. At the super. We should make Max available for media interviews.

Big Cat (26:15)

Yeah.

PFT Commenter (26:16)

Like, if. If other. If other shows want to interview Max.

Big Cat (26:19)

Yes. We'll screen them.

PFT Commenter (26:21)

Yep.

Big Cat (26:21)

But we'll.

Hank (26:22)

I won't do a good job.

Big Cat (26:23)

He can go on any show.

PFT Commenter (26:24)

Yep.

Hank (26:25)

I won't do a good job with that. Those. Okay.

Big Cat (26:27)

I want you going up and down. Radio.

PFT Commenter (26:28)

Yeah, Put them on radio row.

Big Cat (26:29)

Yeah.

PFT Commenter (26:30)

All right.

Hank (26:31)

I have six people on my bad list. And then two people are on. On a good list. Oh, I do have to.

Big Cat (26:38)

Hank.

Hank (26:38)

Hank.

Big Cat (26:39)

Hank's looking.

Hank (26:40)

Yeah. Why are you doing the.

Big Cat (26:41)

Put on. He wants to be on the good list.

Hank (26:43)

Yeah. You Hank him Hanking me on the good list.

Big Cat (26:45)

That's three people.

Hank (26:46)

I'll add Hank to the good list.

Big Cat (26:47)

Okay.

Hank (26:47)

I also don't have. There's no references here. It was just. I was. I was throughout the week going through Twitter and, like, watching different things and then just putting people on name on the list. I don't remember what any of them said.

Big Cat (27:00)

Okay.

PFT Commenter (27:01)

Okay.

Hank (27:01)

So don't ask. Don't ask me that.

Big Cat (27:02)

Yeah, that's fair.

Hank (27:04)

Bad list. Mike Greenberg.

Big Cat (27:06)

What'd he say?

Hank (27:07)

Don't know. Chris Sims. Chris Sims said a lot of.

Big Cat (27:11)

Okay.

Hank (27:11)

Chase Daniel.

Big Cat (27:12)

Okay.

Hank (27:13)

Co host of Diana Rossini, I think. Right?

Big Cat (27:16)

Yes.

PFT Commenter (27:17)

That's the name of the podcast.

Big Cat (27:18)

Yes.

PFT Commenter (27:19)

Diana Rossini.

Big Cat (27:20)

No, it's actually just called co host of Diana Rossini.

Hank (27:24)

Alex Smith. Kurt Benkert.

Big Cat (27:28)

Okay.

Hank (27:28)

And Nick Wright.

Big Cat (27:29)

Okay.

Hank (27:30)

All bad.

Big Cat (27:31)

All bad.

Hank (27:31)

Good. Dan Orlovsky.

Big Cat (27:33)

Yeah, he.

Hank (27:34)

He told everyone they're pieces of. For saying that Jalen Hurts stinks. And he said that.

PFT Commenter (27:38)

He didn't say, though. He said piece pieces of turd.

Hank (27:41)

I don't think. Yeah, he basically just said that was good.

Big Cat (27:44)

Yeah.

Hank (27:44)

And Craig Carton. Craig Carton also was. Was backing up the Eagles. So those are my two good guy lists and my six bad guy lists. I don't know any of the context for any of these people, but I get it.

PFT Commenter (27:54)

I get they probably said something like, I don't know if Jalen Hurts has what it takes to win this football game.

Big Cat (27:58)

Yeah.

Hank (27:58)

No. Oh, there's a lot of. Jalen Hurts is not a Super bowl winning quarterback, which really pissed me off.

Big Cat (28:03)

Well, he's not.

Hank (28:04)

Not yet.

PFT Commenter (28:04)

Well, he got let out today. He said Sirianni finally let me out.

Big Cat (28:07)

Yeah. Let him off the leash.

Hank (28:08)

Well, yeah, I mean, he was. Last week. Last week was snow game. It's hard for any quarterback to be good in the snow game. And he was hurt. And now he's. He's got a little confidence. We're going back to the Super Bowl. He had. He had his best game of his career against Patrick Mahomes in the Super Bowl. He's got to do it again.

Big Cat (28:24)

Okay, so talk to us about the game. I mean, you. You almost passed out watching this game.

Hank (28:31)

Yeah, that was bad. That was. That was like this. A big wake up moment. In that case, it was a positive pass out.

Big Cat (28:37)

Some people are saying that what Exactly.

Memes (28:39)

You don't pass out play.

Big Cat (28:41)

It was the fumble on the kickoff. He got up too fast and screamed and then spit on PFT and then held his head because he was like, oh, my God, I almost passed out. Some people are saying you don't go all the way because like the Eagles players are out there, blood and guts, puking, just trying their hardest, and you're worried about passing out.

Hank (29:03)

I was very close to passing.

Big Cat (29:04)

You should have just passed out.

Hank (29:05)

I was very close to passing out. Mom, I know you're listening to this. I'm going to work on it. I'm sorry. Because she's definitely going to be very upset that I almost passed out.

PFT Commenter (29:15)

She's going to wish you had passed out.

Big Cat (29:16)

Yeah. Were any of the things I said in the Boomers true?

Hank (29:19)

I know.

PFT Commenter (29:20)

Okay, Max, you got a dog to live for now. You can pass out.

Hank (29:26)

Nolan.

Big Cat (29:27)

Breaking moves.

Hank (29:28)

Name.

Big Cat (29:29)

Breaking news. Nola. Nola was the name.

Hank (29:35)

Nola was the given name.

PFT Commenter (29:36)

I was really hoping that dog was gonna be a jinx that he got a Dog named Nola two days before the. The game to send you to Nola.

Hank (29:43)

Yeah, no, that. That was. That was bizarre.

Memes (29:46)

Wait, so you got a dog?

Hank (29:47)

I did get a dog. So for the haters that say, hey.

PFT Commenter (29:49)

Dogs, is she okay?

Big Cat (29:51)

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Hank (30:49)

Shout out. Pause. Pause made it very easy. It was very good. They're the best, you know, interaction. They brought me in the dog and made it seamless, got me out, in and out the door really quickly. And, you know, also, I just want.

Big Cat (31:02)

To say pause does do screening. So you, like, they did screen Max before. I know that people are gonna be like, what kind of operation is pause if they're letting Max walk out with the dog? They called me and they asked for, like, they basically talked to me for 30 minutes about the history of Max.

PFT Commenter (31:18)

Yeah, well, I mean, you look at the Philadelphia Eagles jersey, you think Michael Vick. Not sure if this guy needs a dog right now, but yeah, so they vetted him.

Big Cat (31:25)

And I had to. I think I had to sign. I had to sign something on your back.

Hank (31:29)

This is. This is all. This is all a lie.

PFT Commenter (31:31)

It's a very cute dog.

Big Cat (31:32)

Yeah, it's a cute dog, Max. It's gonna be a great dog owner.

Hank (31:35)

I'm excited going into it.

Memes (31:36)

Going into the game. Pft. Pft had a better hype video. And he and Max was like, I haven't slept. I've had a bad weekend because of this dog. I was worried.

Hank (31:44)

That's not true. I had a good weekend. Because of the dog. But I had.

Memes (31:46)

Like, I haven't slept. My sleep schedule is. And this dog is ruined.

Hank (31:50)

Like, the reason I haven't slept is.

Memes (31:54)

The dart stream and the dog.

Big Cat (31:56)

Noah, were you nervous about getting a dog named Nola?

Hank (32:01)

I was very nervous about that.

Big Cat (32:03)

What is the dog? So the dog's name is not Nola anymore.

Hank (32:06)

The dog's name is Billy.

Big Cat (32:07)

Oh, like football?

Hank (32:10)

Kind of like football. Nope. She's a good dog. We went through. We've been looking at pause for. Me and my girlfriend have been looking at pause for a really long time. We finally found a dog that we were not. Not finally, but we found a dog that we were really excited about and we jumped on it, and it happened to be that her name was Nola.

Big Cat (32:30)

You jumped on the dog?

Hank (32:31)

We jumped on the opportunity to get the dog.

PFT Commenter (32:33)

It would have been so good, though, if you had. If you had lost this game and your dog's name. I would have just called that dog Nola.

Big Cat (32:38)

Yeah.

PFT Commenter (32:39)

For forever. But you didn't.

Big Cat (32:41)

If you win the Super Bowl, I think it's got to go back to Noah.

PFT Commenter (32:43)

Yeah.

Hank (32:43)

We can't keep going back. I thought about it, but we can't keep going back and forth.

Big Cat (32:47)

All right, so back to the game. Congrats on the dog. Very cute dog. Also, everyone go get a dog from Pause Chicago.

Hank (32:53)

Any Chicago dog trainers out there? Hit me up. I got to train this dog.

Big Cat (32:58)

Okay.

PFT Commenter (32:58)

Congratulations, Max.

Big Cat (33:00)

The game, Max.

Hank (33:02)

Yeah, no, the game was great. There's not really much more I can say. Jalen Hurts was fantastic. Saquon Barkley is the best player in the NFL. And I think that he. He's going to change the running back market because it shows that we're going. We're going back into a play of game where running the football matters. And you can win running. Because there was that stat that was going on for forever that actually. I still don't know that. We still don't know that stat.

Big Cat (33:27)

Well, yeah, because you didn't win the super bowl yet.

Hank (33:29)

I know, but Saquon Barkley is a piece that this team. This team is not where they are right now without Saquon.

PFT Commenter (33:35)

Okay, Max, I fully acknowledge that Saquon Barkley is probably the best running back in the NFL. Him and Derek Henry. I would say Saquon's probably a little bit better. I'm pissed off at the Giants. The Giants, for letting you guys have them. That sucks for me. But when you say he's going to change the way that we look at running backs and Signing running backs, the free agents this off season. Aaron Jones, pretty good player. Naji Harris, Jeff Wilson, AJ Dillon, Nick Chubb off an injury. I don't know if any of those guys are worse.

Hank (34:03)

I'm not saying immediately, but like going forward, like, if baby, like Saquon Barkley is getting paid less than Gabe Davis.

Big Cat (34:09)

Yeah, no, I mean Saquon Barkley, but does. He doesn't grow on trees.

Hank (34:12)

But like I'm saying, like Bijan's next contract. Yeah, yeah, like he's going to get more than the top running back was getting this past offseason.

Big Cat (34:21)

And it was. It's also like the Eagles played it perfectly because I don't. I still don't think that you should pay a running back a ton of money if you're not a team ready to compete for a Super Bowl. The Eagles were a loaded roster and adding Saquon Barkley just makes them that much better. Whereas, like, if you added Saquon Barkley to the Giants, the Giants aren't going to the playoffs.

Hank (34:42)

True.

Big Cat (34:43)

So it. It's more like teams that are on the precipice. Like that. That's a perfect, perfect signing, but he's a beast. The Eagles are just really fucking good. And they were. We said it on Friday, like they're better at pretty much every position than the Commanders. And that. That showed today, like they're. Their defensive line got a great push. Their offensive line, even though there's injuries, was. Was very good. Kept Jalen Hurts relatively clean. AJ Brown and Devonte Smith are still difference makers. Dallas Goddard, one of the most underrated tight ends. He needs more credit. Dallas Goddard's a beast. He was an absolute monster and he actually the. The, the biggest. One of the biggest plays in the first half that felt like a pretty consequential play was when they didn't have Dallas Goddard on the field and Calcuttera wasn't able to pick up the blitz. And they got a huge. The commander's got a huge sack. And that was like the moment where it's like, oh, shit, are the Commanders gonna be back in this game? But yeah, the Eagles are just an all around, really, really good team.

PFT Commenter (35:43)

Speaking of huge sacks, that was a great fake punt that Dan Quincle. Oh, yeah, it was awesome. And when I said that we have a better punter. Tressway can also throw the ball. Yeah, that was. But that was also one of those. You're down, what, 14 to 3 at the time, I think. Yeah, it's like you gotta, you gotta try something. You gotta, you gotta put your nuts on the table. And it was, it was a great play, but it, it never felt sustainable, what the commanders were doing. Yeah, it just didn't. We got behind and we kind of stayed behind. Great touchdown catch and run by Terry McLaren. I'm so glad he's a commander. I'm so glad I get to root for guys like Terry and guys like Jaden, but still, I don't want to. I don't want to think big picture. A lot of people are, are going to be sending me big picture wishes. I appreciate the wishes, but I do not. I don't want to think about the big picture right now. Just let me be. Be very sad and upset in the small, little, microscopic. I'm. I'm looking at the season with an electron microscope right now.

Big Cat (36:33)

Yeah.

PFT Commenter (36:33)

Play by play for today.

Big Cat (36:34)

I think that's the correct way to do it. The big picture is an off season thing.

PFT Commenter (36:37)

Yeah.

Big Cat (36:38)

That's an off season thought exercise that you'll be able to do for the next seven months. Right now you got your ass kicked in the NFC championship game. That sucks.

PFT Commenter (36:46)

I promise you, I will be moved on to big picture by next week.

Big Cat (36:50)

This maybe not.

PFT Commenter (36:51)

No, I'm gonna, I'm gonna make.

Big Cat (36:53)

No way. When we're, when we're.

Hank (36:54)

Super Bowl.

Big Cat (36:55)

Yeah. When we're in New Orleans and Max is like, living his best life and wearing ridiculous pants.

PFT Commenter (37:00)

I'm going to gumbo my way out of it. I'm going to gumbo my way out of thinking small.

Big Cat (37:04)

I believe in you. I believe in you, Max. Yeah, that was, that had to be been like one of the most enjoyable games over you.

Hank (37:11)

Yeah, no, it was great. I, it, it still, it still was stressful. You know, I was saying stupid shit at the end of the.

Big Cat (37:17)

Yeah. Max said when the Eagles were up, I believe they were up 25 with six minutes left. Max said this is still going to end up being ending a one score game.

PFT Commenter (37:27)

Yeah.

Big Cat (37:27)

And we had to explain to him, we're like, there's six minutes left. The best. Like, if they score 17 points, they're down eight and they. That would mean they had three possessions in the last six minutes.

PFT Commenter (37:37)

Well, we work at a company where it's like you, you realize that you have to go out of your way not to say anything that could be ever interpreted as a jinx. So if you're up, you don't say things like, great win before the game's over. You don't count your chickens. And that was White Sox Dave by the Way.

Big Cat (37:52)

Yeah.

PFT Commenter (37:52)

Nice job.

Big Cat (37:53)

No, he said, I'll apologize for.

PFT Commenter (37:54)

I'll never apologize for a win.

Big Cat (37:56)

Yeah.

PFT Commenter (37:56)

So Max. But Max has learned to not touch these third rails because he's gotten shocked so many times that now he's just. He's not even going down to the subway station.

Hank (38:04)

I. I still graze those rails.

Big Cat (38:06)

Yeah. I mean, he said we. We want the commies before he even played the Rams.

PFT Commenter (38:09)

That's true. But in his defense, he was drunk.

Big Cat (38:11)

Yeah, he was.

Hank (38:11)

It was a Saturday night.

Big Cat (38:13)

Max also shout out Roan big. He surprised everyone. He texted me yesterday. He's like, I'm gonna be there. Don't tell anyone. He walked in. I. You could tell that it was. That was tough for you.

PFT Commenter (38:28)

It was tough. And, hey, I got to put my weapon. I put my hand up too and say, like, I. I didn't show enough fight either. I don't know. I got to learn how to win.

Big Cat (38:35)

Yeah.

PFT Commenter (38:35)

It's a process.

Big Cat (38:37)

It was. It was a asking, though. Max, you gotta. You gotta feel good, and you're going back to the Super Bowl. You gotta get redemption against the Kansas City Chiefs. And not to put pressure on you, Max, but do you. Have you had the moment to realize, like, what. What's at stake here in terms of you in this podcast? And, like, if we have to have another losing Max second place situation, like, that's bad.

Hank (39:02)

I mean, that. That's. You would love that.

Big Cat (39:05)

No, I don't want that. I have a future on the Eagles.

Hank (39:08)

But I did, like, as far as. For this podcast, you would.

Big Cat (39:12)

It would be good for numbers.

Hank (39:13)

You would love to see me lose.

PFT Commenter (39:15)

Just in terms of numbers. I think people want to see sad Max in the pants.

Big Cat (39:19)

Yeah.

PFT Commenter (39:19)

I'm not. I'm not saying me.

Memes (39:20)

They've seen it.

PFT Commenter (39:21)

Oh, but it's Chiefs.

Big Cat (39:23)

I know.

Hank (39:24)

It was the bills. It would be a whole different bills.

Big Cat (39:26)

I would have cashed out. I would have been Josh Allen in your face the whole time.

Memes (39:30)

Let's mix it up. Let's get some happy Max Celebratory.

Big Cat (39:33)

Oh, you don't have anything financially. No. At stake here, do you?

Hank (39:38)

Or legacy stake.

PFT Commenter (39:39)

Oh, legacy.

Memes (39:40)

I'm thinking about the fans and what they want.

PFT Commenter (39:42)

Big legacy stage.

Memes (39:43)

They want to see Max win.

PFT Commenter (39:44)

I don't like that Memes has weaponized the Max picture, and even when Max wins, he just puts somebody else's face on Max.

Big Cat (39:52)

Yeah.

PFT Commenter (39:52)

And then it's also a reminder of that time that Max lost. I don't think that's fair to Max.

Big Cat (39:56)

Yeah. He put your Face. That was you, bro.

PFT Commenter (39:58)

I don't think that's fair to Max.

Big Cat (39:59)

It was you.

PFT Commenter (40:00)

It was me. It was my face.

Big Cat (40:01)

You look good with a beard. It's just a great saxophone. Yeah.

Memes (40:06)

Oh, you have to get wax now, too.

Hank (40:08)

Oh, I forgot.

PFT Commenter (40:10)

I didn't. I forgot about the wax, too. I'll get wax and Nola. How about that?

Hank (40:17)

Yeah, that'll be tough.

Big Cat (40:19)

Max, have you texted Big Dom yet? No, I. I texted him on your behalf.

Hank (40:23)

No. Already?

Big Cat (40:24)

Yeah, I said no. I didn't say anything about the. I just said congrats to you and Nola with the eagle emoji and the Italian flag. And he just wrote back, thanks, paisan. See you there. Italian flag. He thinks I'm Italian, which is fine. Italian father.

Memes (40:41)

Yeah.

Big Cat (40:41)

Italian father. Max, this is the fifth time in super bowl history we're gonna have a rematch of coaches in the big game. The losing coach has lost all four of the rematches.

Hank (40:54)

You were telling me stats last week, though. I'm just telling you that Jalen hurts.

Big Cat (40:58)

Chuck no over Tom Landry, Jimmy Johnson over Marv Levy, Coughlin over Bill Belichick, and Andy Reid over Shanahan. And this will be Andy Reid verse Nick Sirianni 2. So each time the winning. The winning coach. The first time won the second time as well.

Memes (41:15)

Eagles win rematches, though.

Big Cat (41:18)

Yeah, There you go.

PFT Commenter (41:19)

Yeah.

Hank (41:19)

And we're go killers.

Big Cat (41:20)

Yep. Chiefs also win rematches.

PFT Commenter (41:24)

Do they?

Big Cat (41:25)

Well, they. Yeah, we figured. Well, they won the stat before. Well, they win the re. They re. They win the first one, too.

PFT Commenter (41:33)

Yeah, I guess. A rematch.

Big Cat (41:35)

Yeah. They somehow win everything.

Hank (41:37)

Yeah. Chiefs like to win.

Big Cat (41:39)

Yeah. All right. So any. Anything else, Max? Like. Like New Orleans. It's going to be your week.

Hank (41:46)

I know. I'm so excited. It's going to be like the best week of my life. I.

PFT Commenter (41:49)

Cool. That's awesome. That's fucking cool. That is so. So.

Big Cat (41:54)

But what about the week before? Like, what about preceding that? We're probably going to get to interview an Eagle. Hopefully. Y.

PFT Commenter (42:00)

That'll maybe even Big Dom.

Big Cat (42:02)

Maybe Big Dom. Although I don't really want to.

Hank (42:05)

Big Dom.

Big Cat (42:05)

I don't want to interview Big Dom super bowl week because he. I don't even want to ask because he's going to be like, it's about the players.

PFT Commenter (42:12)

The people want Big Dom.

Big Cat (42:13)

We're going to interview Big Dom Grit week.

Hank (42:16)

We are.

Big Cat (42:16)

We're going to interview him. Grit week.

Hank (42:17)

Let's not. Well, let's not. Big Dom, you know, Big Dom does what Big Dom wants.

Big Cat (42:23)

We love Big Dom. We're not gonna.

Hank (42:24)

We're not gonna. We're not gonna pressure.

Big Cat (42:25)

I don't know. I wouldn't feel comfortable asking him, but we're gonna try to get an Eagle.

PFT Commenter (42:29)

What if his daughter is getting married, like, during the week? And we can go to him. We can ask him whatever favor we want. He has to say yes.

Big Cat (42:35)

That's true.

Hank (42:38)

I don't know. I'm just excited for the week. I. I want the Eagles.

Big Cat (42:42)

Will the pants be making a. Can we get the pants back?

Hank (42:46)

No. I'm wearing the same thing that I've worn the past two games.

Big Cat (42:48)

But can we get.

Hank (42:48)

Saw what PFT did when he changed up his outfit.

PFT Commenter (42:50)

What do you mean, when I change? I wore two different outfits for each of our playoff games. I didn't have an outfit to repeat.

Hank (42:57)

You got. You got bullied online for the. For the jumpsuit and you.

PFT Commenter (43:00)

Oh, I got bullied online.

Hank (43:02)

You got scared to wear it again.

PFT Commenter (43:04)

You think. You think I'm afraid to wear something that makes me look ridiculous?

Hank (43:07)

You showed up in jeans today.

PFT Commenter (43:09)

Yeah, it's a. They're pants. They're mugsies. They're super comfortable pants. They feel like sweatpants. The most comfortable pants in the world, you idiot.

Hank (43:15)

But you. You don't. You're not a jeans guy for a big game. You're a wear crazy jumpsuit guy.

PFT Commenter (43:22)

I. That's last week. I wear jeans for games all the time. My most famous pictures at games are of me wearing jeans. Like, big jeans.

Memes (43:30)

Clutch jeans.

PFT Commenter (43:30)

Clutch jeans.

Hank (43:31)

You could.

PFT Commenter (43:32)

Oh, that's fair. I should have worn the Jinkos. I should have worn the Jenkos.

Hank (43:36)

Today we have. We have mugsy Jenkos.

PFT Commenter (43:38)

I should have worn them. That's a fair point. But to say that the jumpsuit. I didn't have, like, an outfit that I wore a good luck outfit.

Hank (43:46)

And you. And you shaved your beard, but Max.

Big Cat (43:48)

Had a good luck outfit.

PFT Commenter (43:50)

I didn't shave.

Big Cat (43:51)

Like, where he is.

PFT Commenter (43:52)

I got a haircut.

Hank (43:53)

Everyone knows. Playoff time. Playoff.

Big Cat (43:55)

Max wants us to mention the fact that he's been growing out his beard. No, I didn't realize.

Hank (43:59)

That's not true. I don't even want you to realize it. I just want you to know that I am. I'm dialed on winning a Super Bowl. I need to win.

Memes (44:06)

He also. He's out of the boot. And he wore the boot.

PFT Commenter (44:09)

Yeah, Big Ben.

Hank (44:11)

Yeah. No, I had. I'm bringing the boot. I'm bringing the boot to New Orleans.

PFT Commenter (44:15)

You're bringing the boot to the boot?

Hank (44:16)

I'm bringing the boot to the boot. I have to wear.

Big Cat (44:19)

You have to.

Hank (44:20)

Have to wear the boot. Inside. Inside the Caesar. Caesar Superdome.

Big Cat (44:24)

Okay.

Hank (44:25)

Did Nick say that's a promise. If the Eagles win, I will do a shoey out of the boot.

Big Cat (44:31)

I love that.

Hank (44:32)

Did Nick say that'll be so gross. Oh, I love it.

PFT Commenter (44:35)

Nick say that every Tuesday is Mardi Gras for Max? Yeah, he did. Yeah, I thought I heard that. Another. Another thing Nick wrote down. Yeah, I didn't say it.

Hank (44:44)

Oh, because I'm fat.

PFT Commenter (44:45)

I didn't say. I didn't say it.

Big Cat (44:46)

No, No.

PFT Commenter (44:47)

I didn't know you spoke French.

Big Cat (44:49)

Hey, so, Max, you're. Can we get the pants during the week?

Hank (44:55)

I don't know exactly where those pants are right now.

Big Cat (44:57)

Oh, no.

PFT Commenter (44:58)

I love that.

Memes (44:59)

I think they're here.

Hank (45:00)

They might be. I gave them the. I gave them the Hank for the Halloween costume, and then I think he gave them back to me.

Big Cat (45:06)

We got to find them.

Hank (45:07)

We gotta find people.

Big Cat (45:08)

Want to see the pants?

Hank (45:08)

We got to find the pants.

PFT Commenter (45:09)

To me, losing pants is one of the funniest things you can do. Yeah, I lost those particular pants.

Hank (45:13)

I lose all of my clothing. My clothing has, like a one year lifespan until it gets lost.

PFT Commenter (45:18)

Max, I have a question for you. Honest question. So after the game, Nick Sirianni called Jalen Hurts a winner. He's a winner. Do you think that Jalen Hurts is a winner?

Big Cat (45:30)

Good question.

PFT Commenter (45:33)

His head's just about to implode. Look at that.

Big Cat (45:36)

Oh, you can't get out of this.

PFT Commenter (45:38)

Max is getting a fever. He can't get out of it. He might just pass. Out.

Big Cat (45:41)

Out. He can't get out of this.

PFT Commenter (45:42)

This question's going to make you tap.

Big Cat (45:47)

Is he a winner? Yes, he is a winner.

Hank (45:51)

Yes.

Big Cat (45:52)

Has he won a Super Bowl?

Hank (45:54)

He's in the Super Bowl. Okay, Ank, I'm calling in the lefty.

Memes (45:58)

Every winner that's ever considered a winner has also lost Super Bowls. Joe Montana, most of the winners that you could ever consider has lost Super Bowl.

Big Cat (46:07)

Okay.

PFT Commenter (46:12)

I'm going through the list of winners.

Memes (46:14)

A lot of losses in the Super Bowl.

Hank (46:15)

I. My whole thing. I just wanted Nick Sirianni to also be listed as a winner when he's not Terry Bradshaw.

Big Cat (46:22)

Did Terry Bradshaw lose?

PFT Commenter (46:23)

I don't think. I don't think he did.

Memes (46:25)

But they lost games. They lost big games.

PFT Commenter (46:27)

Okay, we're not talking about big games. We're talking about when. Because that's the standard that we have on this podcast.

Memes (46:33)

Is Terry Brown Redshot the goat? Is he like, Manning the goat.

Big Cat (46:38)

We're not talking about Jalen hurts as a goat. We're just asking if he's a winner or not.

Memes (46:41)

Yeah, he's a winner. He hasn't won the big one yet.

PFT Commenter (46:46)

Okay, so you can be a winner without word.

Big Cat (46:50)

Yeah, but Max said Dan Campbell's not a winner.

Hank (46:52)

He won a national championship.

Memes (46:53)

Yep.

PFT Commenter (46:54)

Dan Marino 2 winner.

Hank (46:56)

He. He was on the team. He won. He played, playing the game.

PFT Commenter (46:59)

Is Dan Marino winner?

Memes (47:01)

Nah.

Big Cat (47:02)

Okay.

Memes (47:03)

He only made it once.

Big Cat (47:06)

Damarino is not a winner. That was my phone. Not a fart.

PFT Commenter (47:09)

So if you make it twice, then you're a winner.

Big Cat (47:12)

Fargate.

Memes (47:13)

I mean, make it twice. At the age that he's at, I would. I would classify him as winner. And winning a national championship.

Big Cat (47:19)

Is Josh Allen a winner?

Memes (47:22)

Josh Allen is a winner.

Big Cat (47:24)

Okay? Lamar Jackson.

Memes (47:27)

He has. Josh Allen has overperformed in the playoffs. Lamar Jackson has underperformed.

PFT Commenter (47:33)

Okay, but if Lamar wins a second mvp, Phil Rivers.

Memes (47:37)

Third.

PFT Commenter (47:38)

Third mvp Phil Rivers.

Memes (47:40)

No.

Big Cat (47:40)

Not a winner.

Memes (47:41)

No.

Big Cat (47:42)

Okay. Okay.

PFT Commenter (47:45)

Joel Embiid.

Memes (47:46)

Absolutely not.

PFT Commenter (47:47)

How can you say that with the Phillies shirt on?

Memes (47:51)

He hasn't made it to the past. You see, Paul George got stuck in the.

Hank (47:55)

In the Broad street, like, trying to.

Memes (47:57)

Drive down Broad street. And it was just like in the.

Big Cat (48:00)

Middle of the game, like, after the game.

PFT Commenter (48:01)

I saw the funniest video afterwards. There was this one kid from Philadelphia. When I say kid, I mean, I think he was three years old.

Big Cat (48:07)

Yeah, he looked very young.

PFT Commenter (48:08)

That went up to the light pole and started trying to climb the light pole. And then a cop came up to him, fake arrested him, like, put his hand behind his back. The kid. The kid wiggled out of the fake arrest and ran right back over the light pole and started getting ready to climb it again.

Big Cat (48:22)

I love it.

PFT Commenter (48:23)

Yeah, the.

Big Cat (48:24)

The Philly fan, too, that was walking around with the. Roasting a pig with. On a shopping cart. That was genius. Real men of genius.

PFT Commenter (48:32)

Listen, we got to learn how to win like that.

Big Cat (48:33)

Yeah. Philly was on fire today. It was. It looked like a very fun day in Philadelphia.

PFT Commenter (48:37)

Well, I. I'm not thinking big picture. I do have to acknowledge that this was an awesome season. It was beyond anyone's wild, wildest expectations for the team. Hank laughed when we hired Dan Quinn. The tweet was hahaha. Which I bookmarked. We got into a big bookmark off. I want to bring that back up.

Memes (48:56)

Left hand up. I'll own that.

Big Cat (48:58)

So he's sorry about your future, by the way, on the Commander.

PFT Commenter (49:01)

Yeah. Yes. It's heartbreaking. Stuff, but it was a great season. I'm not thinking big picture yet, but I. I am saying I'm willing to acknowledge the fact that being in this game, in the NFC Championship game, is a feeling that I haven't felt in a very long time. And it was awesome to. To care this deeply about football this late into the season.

Big Cat (49:18)

And cherry on top, we actually, I think, posed this question last week. Does Dan Snyder watch the story came out, which was like, pretty much just porn for you.

PFT Commenter (49:28)

Oh, yeah.

Big Cat (49:29)

The Dan Snyder not only, like, is aware of the commanders. He's living in England and he's fucking pissed off and so angry about all of it.

PFT Commenter (49:37)

Yeah, it was so good. It came out, like first thing in the morning on Saturday. I laid in bed reading the story, just laughing out loud. He's really pissed.

Big Cat (49:45)

Good.

PFT Commenter (49:45)

I'm glad you're pissed. I hope you watch every second. I hope that your life is just tormented from this point forward. I was very happy reading that. But the details in that story were crazy.

Big Cat (49:55)

Yeah.

PFT Commenter (49:55)

Like, after I'd probably celebrated six times the sale of the team, when it came time to send the financial information, all he had to do was send Josh Harris his routing bank account, his bank account number. And at the very last second, Dan Snyder was like, like, no, I don't think I'm going to send him my bank account number so that he can't pay me $6 billion.

Big Cat (50:16)

And. And the best part was Goodell got Dan Snyder on the way out because Dan Snyder basically was like, I'm only selling this. I don't want to sell this team. I'll sell. I'm going to make the price so ridiculous that, like, no one's going to be able to pay for it. He wanted over $6 billion. Josh Harris was barely able to get the $6 billion. And then as he's, like, about to wire the $6 billion, the NFL find him $65 million. That took the actual, like, full transaction just below $6 billion.

PFT Commenter (50:45)

Yeah, that's. You know what? We. We said that at the time, too. We said that feels like an oddly specific number. Like $50.5 billion. Fine. On the way out.

Big Cat (50:55)

Good.

PFT Commenter (50:55)

I'm glad. I'm glad that he's not happy.

Big Cat (50:57)

So funny.

PFT Commenter (50:58)

I take. I take pity on whatever EPL team he's.

Big Cat (51:01)

You ran him out of the country? Yeah, he literally doesn't live in the country anymore.

PFT Commenter (51:04)

Yeah, I got.

Big Cat (51:05)

Can't sell his house. He had to. Which, I mean, I guess that was a nice move by him because he did Give it to like the Cancer Society. But. Well, he also gave his attacks write off too.

PFT Commenter (51:15)

But he gave it to them and it still hasn't sold.

Big Cat (51:17)

Yeah, yeah.

PFT Commenter (51:18)

And now they have to pay for the upkeep of that house and they're like, can we just sell this fucking thing already?

Big Cat (51:23)

Yeah. And he. Yeah, he's. He's basically been run away. He lives in England and they even threw in like, oh, no. Well, he actually loves it there. And he like goes to a pub and like.

PFT Commenter (51:33)

Yeah, he's.

Big Cat (51:34)

He's having a great time.

PFT Commenter (51:35)

Like a normal, best life. I kind of. I want to do.

Big Cat (51:38)

And he doesn't drink. I don't think I.

PFT Commenter (51:40)

To go over there.

Big Cat (51:41)

Imagine living in London and not drinking.

PFT Commenter (51:43)

He's got to drink if he's going to a Westminster pub.

Big Cat (51:45)

There was that. There was that anecdote too where he was like, at one point they were trying to say that he was basically going to get out of all the. He did bad by being like, I used to drink and I did that all when I was drinking and now I don't drink anymore.

PFT Commenter (51:58)

Yeah.

Big Cat (51:58)

Like, I went. I checked myself into rehab excuse.

PFT Commenter (52:01)

Well, his plan was, I'm going to tell them that I stopped drinking.

Big Cat (52:03)

Yeah.

PFT Commenter (52:04)

Which is. That's what you say when you are really admitting that you have a problem.

Big Cat (52:06)

Yeah.

PFT Commenter (52:07)

I'm going to make them think I don't drink anymore, but I'm going to.

Big Cat (52:09)

I'm going to. I'm going to become a born again.

PFT Commenter (52:11)

Yeah, that's. I was very happy to read that. That was great. It was fun to care about football this much until late January, but it still sucks.

Big Cat (52:19)

Yeah.

PFT Commenter (52:19)

Still hurts.

Big Cat (52:20)

And congrats to Max. Stressful week. Not a stressful game. And you're on to. On to New Orleans.

Hank (52:26)

It was still pretty stressful.

Big Cat (52:27)

And so you're going to. Max is going to go to the game. He will have a setup so that he can. He can zoom in, win or lose. We're not going to stay in New Orleans for those extra days, but Max will go to the games of. On. On field reporting and he will be on the show, win or lose. Actually, when does he have to come on? I.

PFT Commenter (52:49)

He could maybe he could. He could like zoom in from his phone on Bourbon Street.

Big Cat (52:54)

No, we'd have to. You. You have to get your victory lap if you win the Super Bowl Also, Matt, you have to really stick it to us. Shut up.

PFT Commenter (53:00)

There was nothing stressful about that game for you.

Big Cat (53:02)

No, there really wasn't. I mean, there was.

PFT Commenter (53:04)

You scored a you scored a 60 yard touchdown on your first carry from scrimmage.

Big Cat (53:08)

Yes.

Hank (53:08)

Aquan rocks.

Big Cat (53:09)

The. The only stressful time was like in the second quarter when it was I think 1412. And then, but then you guys scored and then you got a fumble on the kickoff right after and scored again. Like 1412 was the only time it was like, oh, this could be a game.

Hank (53:25)

The fake punt was stressful.

PFT Commenter (53:27)

You were up 14 to 3.

Big Cat (53:28)

But you were, you were.

Hank (53:30)

Yeah, but that felt like a, like a game change, like a momentum changing game.

Big Cat (53:34)

But the minute you touched the ball on offense, you never were trailing.

Hank (53:39)

Yeah, no, that's true. That, that, that's exactly trailing for like 16 seconds, I think.

Big Cat (53:44)

Yeah. Right. So you. In, in the 1412, like that was when it was close. You scored and then the next time the Commanders touched the ball is 2712.

Hank (53:55)

Yeah, but we were up. We were up two scores against them in that, that other game too. So that's. Well, I kept saying that and you kept telling me.

PFT Commenter (54:04)

Yeah, because I was deluding myself into thinking we had a chance to win.

Big Cat (54:07)

Perfectly normal behavior did matter.

Hank (54:09)

I know, but I. It's still stressful. Like when we went, when we went three and out to start the second half, I felt kind of stressed.

PFT Commenter (54:16)

Then I would say, like maybe at the start of the game when we kept converting those 4000s on that very first drive, that was probably a little bit.

Hank (54:23)

Yeah, the first drive was stressful.

PFT Commenter (54:25)

But Max, here was. Here's my roadmap that, that me and a lot of other people had this week to convince ourselves this was going to be a good, a good football game. The Eagles are so good. They're better at every position. Yeah, but Jaden Daniels might be actual magic. That's what, that's what we were telling ourselves. And force. We're forcing ourselves to believe that Jaden Daniels was literally God and that he could do whatever he want, he wanted, and nothing else in the game would matter. That's. That's the level that we had to get to, to convince ourselves that this was going to be a Commander's win.

Hank (54:55)

Fred Smooth told me we're gonna lose by 50.

Big Cat (54:57)

Do you think Fred Smoot watched that game and was like, what the. What the.

Hank (55:02)

He just like, I know.

Big Cat (55:03)

Was he watching that game being like, did I turn? Is. Am I sleeping right now? Like, this can't be happening.

PFT Commenter (55:08)

I was getting. I loved what. I loved what Fred Smith was saying because I liked hearing it. I liked listening to it. But also, as he was saying, I was just thinking the whole time. Like, this is not good. This is not good that he's gassing us up so much. But yeah, Congrats, Max. Congrats, Hank.

Hank (55:24)

Yeah, I'm excited. I'm excited for next week.

Big Cat (55:26)

I got a future too, on the Eagles.

Hank (55:30)

Oh, also, buy some merch. We got some new merch in the Philly store. Hank is wearing some of it.

Big Cat (55:35)

Does that make you nervous that it's Chiefs Eagles again and I can.

Hank (55:39)

Oh yeah.

Big Cat (55:39)

I can win a shitload of money.

Hank (55:40)

Oh, yeah.

Big Cat (55:41)

Okay.

Hank (55:41)

A lot of this sounds familiar.

Big Cat (55:43)

Yeah, a lot of it sounds very familiar.

PFT Commenter (55:44)

Hit him low, hit him high. Unnecessary roughness penalties.

Big Cat (55:49)

Yeah, those are sick. Okay, let's take a break and then we will talk AFC Championship game.

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Big Cat (57:40)

Okay, Chiefs 32, Bills 29. How do we want to do this PFT. Do we want to just do the ref thing at first or we want to talk about the game and then we can give ourselves a minute to talk about the ref.

PFT Commenter (57:53)

I was thinking that we would do 40 minutes on the spot. Yeah, 40 minutes on the fourth down spot.

Big Cat (57:58)

That game was a great game. Incredible game. Like, like as close as it could be. It felt like to start the game, the Bills were going to get boat raced but they hung tough. And you know, let's just say it because everyone's complaining about the spot. I did not agree with the spot. I still will, I'll still maintain that. The Chiefs like again, we've said it a million times, say it a million times more like they have the championship DNA that big time plays big time moments. They will come through and if they have a 50, 50 thing go their way, they will capitalize on it. That did suck though because if the Bills got that first down, it felt like they were going to go down and score and be up nine and it was like you won't even give Patrick Mahomes a chance to, to, to win this game. And I, I, I thought the spot sucked. But here's what really sucked about and for anyone who's, who didn't watch the game, I'm assume everyone who's listening did. It was fourth and one on the Kansas City 41 in the fourth quarter. The bills are up 22, 21. They do Josh Allen sneak and the far line judge I believe ruled it pretty much close to a first down. The, the, the closer line judge had a completely different interpretation. They went to review. They didn't give him the first down. I thought it was a first down. I thought it was bullshit. But you know what was really bullshit is the fact that Sean McDermott and Joe Brady decided to keep running the same play that the Chiefs were clearly ready for all game. And that was the tush push that they didn't even do correctly. Don't even push. They just, they just ram Josh Allen in the line. That was coaching malpractice in my eyes. Like stop running a play that's not working. And they kept running It. And it burned him on a, on a, on a fourth and one. That again, I thought they got it, but it was so close that it leaves it up to the review and.

PFT Commenter (59:52)

That sucked and, and whichever ref got that spot and where they put it down, that's what they're going to stick with.

Big Cat (59:58)

Right.

PFT Commenter (59:58)

The review didn't show the ball. It didn't show anything. So it's hard to overturn that. You can guess where his body was going to be. I thought it was a first down too in the moment, but yeah, the, the Bills on just short yardage situations all day. Not good.

Big Cat (60:11)

Not good. Good.

PFT Commenter (60:12)

And that, that's why I, despite the fact that it. I just got by the torch Porsche, I can say that the people that are calling for it to be removed are losers because the Bills tried to do the same thing. They can't do it. Everyone can try to do it. The, the best they looked on. On that short yardage situation was when Josh had to jump over the pile.

Big Cat (60:32)

Right.

PFT Commenter (60:33)

And extend the ball almost in a bad play. Yeah, that probably should have been a fumble. And he. I think he did. He might have dropped the ball and picked it back up.

Big Cat (60:40)

Yeah.

PFT Commenter (60:40)

Big hands and.

Big Cat (60:41)

But it was. It's heartbreaking for Josh Allen. I know there'll be a lot of people who like, he's. He can't win the big one. I. If you watch that game and you're like, Josh can't win the big one. I mean they're, they, they. I think that really does come down to Sean McDermott had a really bad game again against the Chiefs, which happens every single year. Their defense got torched. I know that. I know Benford went out early with a concussion and their, their secondary was thin. Has a little depth wrapped in play in the game. But the Mahomes in that offense, like, like they scored more than 30 points the first time all year. Yeah, they had 8.3 yards per play. On passing downs. They. It felt like guys were just wide open. And what really would drive me nuts if I was a Bills fans, outside of the ref stuff which we've acknowledged is on that last drive where you have three timeouts, you have two minutes or more than two minutes to try to go down the field and score a touchdown and win the game. You did not get a single touch for James Cook, who was by far your best player on offense. Like James Cook had 139 yards receiving and rushing two touchdowns. He was averaging 8.6 yards per touch and he did not touch the ball on those Six plays that you ran. One, you know, was a perfectly timed Steve Spagnolo blitz. Where. That's where it's the Chiefs, like Spags is such a good coach and Andy Reid is such a good coach. They have that blitz that gave Josh no time. He throws up a prayer. Dalton Kincaid, who probably could have caught that. And I know people are saying Khalil Shakir was open on the backside. If you watch that play and you're like how Josh Allen had a guy in his face in less than a half a second.

PFT Commenter (62:24)

Yeah, he couldn't get the ball. He couldn't get the ball to Shakira.

Big Cat (62:26)

Yeah.

PFT Commenter (62:27)

It was too much pressure and Spags had. I think I counted three of those blitzes that were perfectly timed up.

Big Cat (62:32)

Yeah.

PFT Commenter (62:32)

I don't know how he does it. It's. But it's. It's always perfect. It always causes the most disruption. It always changes the game. And it sucks for Buffalo because. Yeah, you, you look like you're driving down the field with a one point lead. You're about to get that fourth down and everything's going to be different this time. It sucks and it's. And it's not different. And you just have to deal with the fact that Mahomes is going to the super bowl again. Josh Allen and the Bills have to think about this for another year and hope that next time it's going to be different. Every year I tell myself after this matchup, don't ever forget what happened. This is just always going to keep repeating. And then one calendar year later, I convinced myself the Bills are going to do it. And they are always so close. They're all. I guess it's not as bad as the 13 seconds would happen today.

Big Cat (63:18)

I don't know, man. Today was pretty brutal because like the 13 seconds. 13 seconds was, was awful. I, it goes into the whole storyline of the Chiefs and the refs and everything. And look, I get it like that, that that spot sucked and, and the Xavier worthy review where there was a penalty on that play. So obviously it was, it cost them yards. But the Chiefs were going to get a first down anyway. But that one was, was iffy and, and didn't really make sense to me. I don't know. I just, I'm not going to sit here and be like, the Chiefs are only in the super bowl because of the refs. I, I feel like the Bills, like that play sucked, but the Bills game plan of defensively they weren't able to guard anyone and, and offensively, just ramming into Chris Jones in that defensive line, on those short yards made no sense. And it was just like, like, I, I just don't get the James, like James Cook. That, that touchdown by James Cook was one of the coolest touchdowns I've ever seen. Yeah, he was in the matrix.

PFT Commenter (64:18)

He floated.

Big Cat (64:19)

His body was contorted and he floated into the end zone. And that guy didn't get. He. He didn't end up getting. And they also kind of went away from the run in the first half, where. Second half, you see them come out, they shove it down their throat and here's another one. I get it. You can't second guess everything. Sean McDermott taking points off the board, basically. I mean, that's a 31, 31 game if he doesn't take the points off the board. So essentially what happens is they score a touchdown at the end of the first half, the Chiefs get a penalty, the Bills kick the extra point. So it's 21, 17, there's a penalty. They're like, fuck it, we'll go for two. Now they don't get it. So instead of 2117 is 2116. They score a touchdown in the second half because it's. Because they didn't get it the first time, they go for it again. So instead of being it, if you kick both extra points, it's 24, 21, and now it's 22, 21. Do the math. It would have been 31, 31.

PFT Commenter (65:19)

Not to get all analytical on you, but part of the reason why you go for two is because there is a chance that you missed the extra point.

Big Cat (65:25)

Of course.

PFT Commenter (65:25)

So if you've already made the extra point.

Big Cat (65:27)

Right.

PFT Commenter (65:27)

Then that's a little bit less of a reason.

Big Cat (65:29)

Right. Don't take the points off the board. I just feel like, I feel like Sean McDermott just. Again, Andy Reid just out coached him and, And I feel bad for Josh. Like, yeah, was there, especially the beginning of the game, he was kind of erratic and could he have played better? Yeah. But he also has been asked to play basically perfect to give them a chance. And it's yet again where his defense and his coaching just. They don't do enough.

PFT Commenter (65:54)

Yeah, it was, it was sad for Bill's fans, sad for America, too. Even though. Listen, I appreciate Patrick Momes. I appreciate the Chiefs. I think we respect the Chiefs enough on this show.

Big Cat (66:04)

People will listen and take away. You know, people can listen to the show and there'll be people like, you just glazed Josh Allen or, or you hate the Chiefs or. I, I've Been saying it for how. How many times have I said that? The Chiefs. The reason why the Chiefs are the Chiefs is. Is not because of the refs. It's because if you make a mistake, they take advantage of it. And that's what a championship team does. Yeah. Like I. I don't know how more clear I can be that the Chiefs have that DNA. They. Every big play they need. They were six of ten on third and fourth down. Patrick Mahomes use his legs perfectly today. Scored two touchdowns. And then the best was we were having the debate in the cave when it was when the Bills. So who went out of bounds? That was so stupid of them. Was it Pacheco went out of bounds, stopped the clock with like a minute and a half left. I can't remember who went out of bounds, but it was very low football iq. It was Pacheco. It was Pacheco. Like, that was very un. Chiefs, like. So the Bills technically still had a chance. It was third and nine and we're sitting there being like, should they kick the field goal? What should they do? And then I just stopped. It was like, what are we got. What are we talking about right now? They're gonna get the first down and that's what they did. They have a play that gets them a first down when they need to get a first down to ends the game. Yeah.

PFT Commenter (67:12)

And when Mahomes is running with the ball. He was also tough as today.

Big Cat (67:15)

Yeah, he was.

PFT Commenter (67:16)

He was putting his head down. He was trying to run through people. He. He did not do the tiptoe on the sideline stuff. He didn't do any of the. The things that he's been criticized for. He played an awesome game of football. Andy Reid coached another great game of football. The Chiefs look like they. They might be unstoppable again. And now we've got a rematch. The Chiefs and the Eagles. Max, who do you think that Jason Kelsey is going to be rooting for?

Hank (67:38)

I don't know. I am terrified of that. I think he's going to do like a, like a house divided jersey.

PFT Commenter (67:46)

He's going to wear both.

Big Cat (67:47)

I.

PFT Commenter (67:48)

You. You can't do a house divided. You. You just got to sit it out.

Hank (67:53)

No, he'll be there.

PFT Commenter (67:54)

No, no, I'm. But I'm saying you can't, like, you can't wear a logo.

Hank (67:59)

Maybe the only thing that. The only thing that makes me.

Memes (68:03)

He should be rooting for the Eagles.

Hank (68:04)

He should. Should be.

Memes (68:06)

Travis just won one.

Hank (68:08)

I. He should be, but I don't know if he Will and.

Memes (68:11)

And that same team beat the fucking Eagles.

Hank (68:14)

I know but like it's.

Memes (68:15)

He should be rooting for the Eagles.

Hank (68:17)

I agree.

PFT Commenter (68:18)

Will you think less of him if he does?

Big Cat (68:20)

He was in the locker room.

Memes (68:21)

He felt the pain after they lost to that. It's all his boys and it's all those same boys have a ch. Revenge against the Chiefs.

Big Cat (68:27)

Also, I don't know like the storyline he should be rooting like if not to give him podcast advice. But like, yeah, you root for the Eagles, dude.

PFT Commenter (68:34)

Yeah.

Hank (68:35)

Yeah. I don't know like I don't know what he ended up doing today. He was at the Eagles tailgate, but he said on like his show on Friday night that he was going to try and get to the Chiefs game. He was trying to go to both games. Somehow I think that's not possible.

PFT Commenter (68:51)

Maybe second half.

Hank (68:53)

Yeah, no, that's what I'm saying. Like I don't know what he ended up doing, but he was at the Eagles tailgate for like ESPN game. I forget. I don't know what they do.

PFT Commenter (69:02)

They're.

Hank (69:02)

They're pre game for the NFL. And then he was like, I really want to get to the. Get to Kansas City though, for Travis's game. I think Travis is going to retire after this year.

Big Cat (69:11)

I think by the way, the way.

Hank (69:12)

By the way talked about that made me, made me think that he's going to.

PFT Commenter (69:15)

By the way, if they win, he will.

Big Cat (69:17)

But by the way, more so to the Chiefs greatness. Patrick Mahomes. Travis Kelsey was taken away in this game. The Bills did a good job of taking him away and they're like, we're not going to let him beat us. And then Patrick Mahomes just Hollywood Brown, Xavier Worthy, DeAndre Hopkins. He found other ways with his feet. He found other ways to beat him. I got a couple crazy Patrick Mahomes stats for you. So this is from Josh Dubois, AP Patrick Mahomes has trailed in fourth quarters in nine playoff games. He has come back to win six and forced OT in two others before losing. He has a 132.2 rating with five touchdown passes, one TD run, went down one to eight points in the fourth quarter OT of playoff games. Leading scores on 13 of 14 drives. That's as money as you get. That's Patrick Mahomes being incredible. The best quarterback in. In football. That's not refs. I know that people will say it's refs. That's not refs.

PFT Commenter (70:17)

What about the blended clock?

Memes (70:21)

That was.

Big Cat (70:22)

We learned.

PFT Commenter (70:22)

Yeah that the blended clock like who's that painter? Salvador Dali. The guy that painted. Yeah.

Big Cat (70:28)

The melting clocks.

PFT Commenter (70:30)

Yeah. So what? The blended clock is just when the refs say we're going to combine the play clock with the clock before the two minute warning.

Big Cat (70:36)

He was explaining it was like a half, when it's half a second off, you can just, you can just run it down.

PFT Commenter (70:43)

But then I see the zeros one and I don't see the zeros on the other.

Big Cat (70:47)

Makes no sense. Also, Patrick Mahomes has been a starter in the NFL for seven years. He has gone to five Super Bowls, and his worst season is a loss in the AFC Championship game twice.

PFT Commenter (70:58)

Yeah.

Big Cat (70:59)

That's insane. That's insane. He's great. And again, I thought that was a first down. I really did. And I, I, I, I'm so like gutted for Josh Allen and the Bills because like, I do think that if they get that first down now, who am I kidding? The Chiefs probably find a way to win the game anyway.

PFT Commenter (71:16)

If they win that, if they get that first down, they win the Super Bowl.

Big Cat (71:20)

But it's just, it's, it sucks. Being a Bills fan is torture. I like, they, they, they, they go through torture. I don't know what else to say. Like, this is, it's, it's so brutal. And, and I really do. You said it's it a week or two ago. Pfd, like, if they lose in the playoffs, is there a chance Sean McDermott's on the hot seat now? I think Sean McDermott is a really good coach, but kind of like Andy Reid in Philadelphia, like, is there a chance that they've hit the wall and to get through the wall, they need something different.

PFT Commenter (71:52)

Yeah. But then you got to make sure that whatever he put in place pre wall stays up. Yeah, because, because the Bills, they were a bad team before Sean McDermott.

Big Cat (72:01)

I know.

PFT Commenter (72:02)

And then Josh Allen.

Big Cat (72:02)

So I, yeah, I don't think you fire him, but I just, it did feel like this game was another winnable Bills game. That coaching and defense, like it hurt them. And Josh could have been better. He was a little erratic at times, but he also made some fucking huge, that Matt Collins touchdown was a huge throw. And you know, they obviously were going to try to run the ball and they did a really good job of that, that, and they just couldn't get stops. I mean, the Chiefs didn't score 30 points all season. They did today.

PFT Commenter (72:32)

Do you think that Rex Ryan is going to publicly lobby for the Bills job now?

Big Cat (72:35)

Probably.

PFT Commenter (72:35)

Like it's coming home.

Big Cat (72:37)

Probably. I, what what do we say to the people who are now saying they're not going to watch the Super Bowl?

PFT Commenter (72:42)

Who's saying that?

Big Cat (72:43)

A lot of people online saying it's rigged, saying they're not going to watch.

PFT Commenter (72:47)

The super bowl if it's rigged. If you truly believe it's rigged, then why don't you just make a fuckload of money betting on the Chiefs?

Big Cat (72:53)

Great question.

PFT Commenter (72:55)

That's me personally. That's what I would.

Big Cat (72:57)

Yeah, something is rigged. Yeah, just clean up.

Hank (73:01)

I also think people just don't like the matchup.

Big Cat (73:03)

Yeah, no, they don't like the matchup, but it's still the Super Bowl. I don't care. It's the Super Bowl. Yeah. You're the last football game of the year.

PFT Commenter (73:08)

You're gonna watch Super Bowl.

Big Cat (73:09)

You gotta watch the Super Bowl. You don't watch Super Bowl. You're just not American.

PFT Commenter (73:13)

Hank, why did you make a disgusted face when you said he's probably gonna propose?

Memes (73:18)

I was just thinking he wouldn't actually, after I said it, I really. Taylor would never allow it to happen. But I was thinking of like confetti.

Big Cat (73:26)

Yeah.

Memes (73:26)

Like Boise State player, win the super bowl, propose and you retire.

PFT Commenter (73:31)

You think he could do better is what you're saying?

Memes (73:33)

No, I just. That that. That thought of all that scene disgusted me. But I don't think, I think they would do it in a little more classy way.

PFT Commenter (73:40)

I think she.

Memes (73:41)

But I think he will retire and he will propose in the offseason.

PFT Commenter (73:44)

I think she's going to propose to him.

Hank (73:49)

What if we just win?

Memes (73:50)

We're not gonna win.

Big Cat (73:53)

Just said you're cooked. Do you think it's gonna be the refs or it's gonna be Patrick Mahomes?

Hank (73:59)

I don't know. We just gotta win.

Big Cat (74:02)

The screenshot of the first down is.

Memes (74:04)

Going to be though it's also brutal that as. As, you know, good of a blitz as it was and it was a very like tough throw for Josh. It was an extremely catchable ball. Oh, like D. It's not like he had not. He just had to throw it away or threw it up and it was nowhere. It was extremely.

Big Cat (74:21)

And it would have been catchable all time play that went down in the history books. But again I still. I don't know how the. The Bills would have gotten any stops. I guess they'd have to score a touchdown there and then maybe the game would have been over. But it didn't feel like the Bills were ever going. Like if they went to overtime. Did you think the Bills were Going to get stopped.

Memes (74:42)

Then it would have been poetic because of.

Big Cat (74:44)

Yeah, I know. But they couldn't get. They couldn't get off the field.

PFT Commenter (74:47)

That's why that, that first down, that fourth down was so big, because they could have made it a two score game.

Big Cat (74:54)

I know.

PFT Commenter (74:54)

And then your defense has some room where they can, you know, they can let Patrick Mahomes do his thing and it doesn't kill you.

Big Cat (74:59)

I know. It sucks. We're gonna know everything really bad.

PFT Commenter (75:02)

We're gonna know everything there is to know about the ref that called that ball short and whatever connections he has to. To Kansas City or Texas Tech or Andy Reid.

Big Cat (75:12)

I really thought it was the first down. I really did. And I thought that one. That one ref like basically came out and did that. But it's just. Again, it's more like. I understand all Bills fans should be mad at the refs and they should complain about the refs and they have every right to be mad at the refs and talk about it ad nauseam about the refs. I'm removed a little from it that I can be like, maybe just don't run the same play that was getting nothing over and over. Yeah, we weren't even running the tush push correctly. They weren't pushing.

PFT Commenter (75:43)

I agree. I thought he got the first down.

Big Cat (75:45)

As well and it was clear the Chiefs had figured it out. Like, the Chiefs were defending against it so well.

PFT Commenter (75:51)

Yep. I thought they got it, but I didn't think that there was anything on the replay that was like, definitive enough for them to say, we're gonna overrule what we. Just one of our refs said on.

Big Cat (76:01)

The field and that's that. Then the Chiefs are just really good. And that's what they do. They capitalize on everything. Mahomes makes big plays. And you, you're right about Mahomes running, like, tough. He wasn't doing any of the. Trying to get hit late or trying to dance around the sideline. He was just. You could tell, like, he was jacked up on some of those runs.

PFT Commenter (76:19)

One thing you can say negatively about Mahomes today is he had the worst spike in the history of football.

Big Cat (76:23)

That's true.

PFT Commenter (76:24)

After the touchdown.

Big Cat (76:25)

That's a fact.

PFT Commenter (76:25)

He was too jacked up. He couldn't spike it properly.

Big Cat (76:27)

That's a fact. All right. Anything, Anything else on this game. I mean, I just feel really bad for Bill's fans and I just feel really bad for Josh. I want. I. It just sucks. People will. People will be like, hey, Josh Allen sucks. Like no, he's just keeps running up against Mahomes and like he. He's playing to a level that should win games. I just think the Bills keep kind of getting out coached in these games.

PFT Commenter (76:53)

Yeah, like, there's.

Big Cat (76:54)

The margin for error is so small in these games. And Sean McDermott makes a couple of these errors. Chasing points early, running the same play.

PFT Commenter (77:02)

That'S not working over and over, challenging that one catch.

Big Cat (77:05)

Yeah, like, there's just these. These moments where it's like if you just can do a better job or like, you know, knowing that Spags is going to do something crazy on that last. But using a timeout and talking it in, like figuring out your best play because you had three timeouts there. I know you wanted to save them in case you didn't get that first down, but also the play calling on that drive made no sense. Again, James Cook, like, like they just. You can't make any mistakes against a team like the Chiefs. They're so fucking good. They're so well coached. Patrick Mahomes is just. He's money in the playoffs. That's what he does. Chiefs are just a wagon and they're going for history. First repeat ever. Which would be insane.

Memes (77:42)

Yeah, they're going to get it. Congrats, Max.

Big Cat (77:45)

You stand in the way.

Hank (77:46)

I know we have to. We. We got to take him down. We got to take him down for. For Hank's legacy. Really?

PFT Commenter (77:52)

Also for your. For your legacy too, Max. Because it could. It could change. It could change. Well, how many. How many of these big games has Hank lost? He wasn't Philly Hank until recently, only.

Memes (78:06)

Lost to the Eagles.

Hank (78:07)

Now, I mean, this just tears down everything the Patriots built.

Memes (78:11)

It's. But not if Mahomes keeps winning. If he keeps winning.

Big Cat (78:16)

But I mean, a three. Pete is three.

Memes (78:17)

Pete is a three.

Big Cat (78:18)

Beat is the best team in history of the NFL.

PFT Commenter (78:20)

But it's.

Big Cat (78:20)

No team's ever done a 3P.

PFT Commenter (78:21)

A 3P would be tough against the Eagles too, because two of those would be against you.

Memes (78:25)

You.

Hank (78:25)

Yeah, no, that would be tough. That would be tough.

PFT Commenter (78:27)

It would be known. Like people would think first of them beating the Eagles in the Super Bowl.

Big Cat (78:31)

Just win. Just win.

Hank (78:33)

If the Eagle, everyone knows, lose this game, I will have lost 67% of the Super Bowls. On this podcast.

Big Cat (78:43)

Would you.

Hank (78:43)

Since I. Since I've been here.

Big Cat (78:45)

Yeah.

Hank (78:45)

Since I've been here.

Big Cat (78:46)

Yeah. That's a lot.

PFT Commenter (78:48)

Were you gonna say, Hank, that's a.

Big Cat (78:51)

Lot of podcasts of Super Bowls.

Memes (78:54)

The Eagles are going to lose.

Hank (78:55)

Shut up, Hank.

Big Cat (78:57)

What?

Hank (78:57)

See, now what? I need you. You're just a fucking dick.

PFT Commenter (79:00)

Now I'm beginning to think you're not actually an Eagles fan, Hank.

Hank (79:03)

Well, what. What was last week? Last week you were. You were. You know, I was.

Big Cat (79:07)

I just.

Memes (79:08)

I call it how I see it. I knew that game was going to be a blowout. I also thought that Commanders were going to beat the Lions. I. I want the Eagles to win. I just. It's impossible. Rooting against the Chiefs is legitimately like rooting against LeBron on the Heat. Like, it reminds me the same way. I root as hard as I can against them and they just win again and again and again.

Big Cat (79:33)

Yeah. I wanted this game for Josh so bad, and I was just like, I should have just bet on the Chiefs because that's the smart play.

Hank (79:38)

So what are you going to do.

Big Cat (79:38)

With your future packs from homes under a field?

Memes (79:41)

I'm going to ride it out.

Big Cat (79:42)

But I'm riding as well, Max. I'm not cashing out.

Hank (79:46)

All right, Go birds.

Big Cat (79:47)

I'm riding with you. I'm riding with you. The Chiefs are just really fucking good. So are the Eagles, and they're so well coached.

Memes (79:54)

I just rather die than. Than not than root for the Chiefs, but I.

Big Cat (79:59)

If you didn't have a future, would you bet the Chiefs? No, I did it last year in the super bowl and it was a great experience.

Memes (80:06)

I'll just bet, like. No, because it was.

Big Cat (80:08)

The whole time, it was just like, oh, well, Mahomes is going to win this game.

PFT Commenter (80:13)

Such a. Yeah.

Big Cat (80:14)

Why would you do that? Why'd you kick him in when he's.

Memes (80:15)

I was just thinking that's what I did for that Super Bowl.

Big Cat (80:19)

Do we give enough credit to the Chiefs? The Chiefs, okay.

PFT Commenter (80:24)

I think.

Big Cat (80:24)

I mean, they're just really good. I. I don't know what, like.

PFT Commenter (80:27)

I mean, the highest compliment you can get as a fan of a sports team is having everybody in the country hate your team.

Big Cat (80:33)

Yeah. And the refs. It sucks that that happened the 4th and 1. That sucks. That's. They're just gonna replay that over. That's why it's like, ah, man, I. The Bills, like, the. They just invent new ways to just. What is it? What is Max looking up? Villain. Hero.

Hank (80:51)

I know there was some meme of like, the Eagles and the Chiefs playing the Patriots in the super bowl, and it was one of those, like, America maps of, like, what, every team.

Big Cat (81:00)

Oh, yeah, yeah. The part I take account to eat that as long. Yeah, yeah, good job. Live long enough to be the villain You. Yeah. Whatever the hell the saying is.

PFT Commenter (81:10)

Yeah. If you're a chief fan, you. You realize that people. You. You've broken so many cities.

Big Cat (81:15)

Correct.

PFT Commenter (81:15)

Through your rampage that you know that they're going to hate you. That's how. That's how sports is. We all yearn to be hated.

Big Cat (81:23)

Josh is going to get one. Right.

PFT Commenter (81:26)

He has to.

Big Cat (81:27)

But this team was like. I know they were rebuilding, but their defense, obviously Benford going out in the first quarter was bad, but, like, their defense was fairly healthy considering how unhealthy they've been in the last couple years. And the AFC is just so goddamn hard.

PFT Commenter (81:45)

How did you. How did you make that map? Means what. What data did you sort through for that?

Big Cat (81:50)

You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain. Got it off Google.

PFT Commenter (81:56)

Okay.

Big Cat (81:57)

Yeah. And now it's flipped again where the Eagles are the hero again because it's a map of everyone rooting for the Eagles in the super bowl against the Patriots and everyone rooting against. For the Chiefs in the AFC Championship against the Patriots and then everyone rooting for the Bills versus Chiefs and everyone rooting for the Commanders against the Eagles.

PFT Commenter (82:13)

What do you think the breakdown on the new map is going to be, though? Because I think we might have a couple states that are Chiefs besides just Kansas and maybe Missouri, I think. I think Texas might be rooting for the Chiefs.

Big Cat (82:24)

Yeah. Dallas.

Hank (82:26)

Houston. Isn't Houston.

PFT Commenter (82:28)

Houston's not. Yeah. No, It's a bigger city, too.

Big Cat (82:31)

That is a bigger city. Yeah. I don't.

Hank (82:34)

DC Certainly isn't written for the Eagles.

PFT Commenter (82:36)

Nope.

Big Cat (82:36)

No, I don't think anyone's. Although, yeah, no, D.C. giants certainly are not. Yeah. Yeah. Saquon winning.

PFT Commenter (82:46)

Yeah.

Big Cat (82:46)

So, yeah, there's a couple spots.

Hank (82:48)

Niners. Niners fans hate the Eagles.

PFT Commenter (82:51)

They also hate.

Big Cat (82:51)

They've lost twice to the Chiefs in the Super Bowl. Max. Chiefs are just destroying everyone.

Hank (82:58)

Yeah.

Big Cat (82:59)

That's what they do.

Hank (83:00)

We can't lose again.

PFT Commenter (83:02)

Just be a legend.

Big Cat (83:03)

Stop.

Hank (83:03)

Yeah, everyone.

Big Cat (83:04)

All right, let's take our last break, and then we'll do some coaching news and some other stuff.

PFT Commenter (83:12)

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Big Cat (85:04)

Okay. Oh, whose line is anyway? Super Bowl 59. I haven't looked. I said it was just going to be under a field goal. Is Chiefs, Are they favored? What's the line?

Memes (85:16)

One and a half.

Big Cat (85:17)

Chiefs one and a half.

PFT Commenter (85:18)

That's probably going to move a little bit.

Big Cat (85:20)

Okay.

PFT Commenter (85:21)

It's usually never stays the same for.

Big Cat (85:23)

The super bowl, but it's also never going to get to a field goal. Either way. That's never going to.

PFT Commenter (85:28)

You think Chiefs -3 is never going to happen out of bounds?

Big Cat (85:31)

I think it's never going to happen. I think people will gobble that up. Yeah, I think they would gobble that up in a second. Over, under 49 and a half. Gonna probably bet the over because it's the Super Bowl.

PFT Commenter (85:44)

Yeah, it's un American.

Big Cat (85:45)

Get it all on DraftKings. I'm gonna bet. I'm gonna bet tails tonight just to feel like I'm.

PFT Commenter (85:49)

I'm locked in the national anthem. Yeah, you should be able to bet on the flyover, too.

Big Cat (85:54)

Yeah. All right, so, coaching news. Liam Cohn is the new head coach for the Jacksonville Jaguars. And it was quite assorted affair on Thursday. It was after we. We recorded. We. We actually got a little bit of it in there. But then more details came out. He spurned the Bucks. He basically, the timeline goes like this. Liam Cohen took the first interview with the Jaguars actually at the Glazers, telling him, like, hey, go take this interview. Came back, Balki was still the head, the GM of the Jaguars. The offer was probably in the, I don't know, 5, 6 million, whatever you want to call it, range. He talks to the Bucks, handshake deal. Bucks are going to make him the highest paid coordinator, offensive coordinator in the league. Part of the handshake deal is he can't go for his second interview with the Jags. Trent Balky gets fired, shot Khan calls up Liam Cohen, says, hey, the price just went up. We're going to pay you 13, $14 million a year. Liam Cohen's now stuck because he made this handshake deal that if he takes a interview, he's not going to be the highest paid coordinator. So he goes to Jacksonville, basically tells the Bucks, hey, I'm going to come in on Thursday to, to sign my new contract. Doesn't take any calls from them, tells them that he's tending to a family emergency. Word gets out that he actually is in Jacksonville interviewing for the Jaguars job. The Jaguars are also trying to keep it under rack wraps because they had to clear the Rooney rule and get another minority candidate in the building. So they do that on Thursday morning, get Liam Cohn to agree to be the head coach. Then Liam Cohn, I think, picks up a phone call from Todd Bowles, like, hey, I'm at the hospital with my kid. And also, this Jaguar situation is changing. Takes Jaguars job, and the Bucks are pissed.

PFT Commenter (87:49)

He used the term material change. We haven't seen that in a couple years. Yeah, I. I don't ever fault a guy for taking a head coaching job because there's very limited in supply. If you get the opportunity to do it, you probably want to do it. And you also get paid a shitload more money. He probably could have handled this a little bit better. But when he basically he went back to the Bucks and then the Jaguars were like, we understand that there's a guy that you really hate.

Big Cat (88:12)

Yeah.

PFT Commenter (88:12)

And I know that we said we weren't going to fire him, but we want you so much that we're going to fire this guy just to make you happy. And, and then at that point they now if he didn't take that job, they just fired a guy for no real reason. And that was probably like a big selling point for me. I don't have to work with that guy anymore.

Big Cat (88:29)

He's getting, he's getting paid insane money. Ben Johnson money is what they said, which is insane money as well. The Bears paying Ben Johnson insane money. But it's unprecedented for a first time head coach. It's also unprecedented for first time head coach to be able to pick their gm. I don't really blame Liam Cohen at all on this. I know that that's, that's probably look like scumbag behavior. But the, I don't know what choices he had in the fact that the Bucks shouldn't have made it contingent on not taking the second interview. If you're an employer, you should let your employees take those interviews. Go see what is out there. Especially in this business when you know that guys are going to try to, you know, get dream jobs, only 32 of them. If they didn't make it contingent on him not taking the second interview, I think he probably would have been more forthright about it. But he was stuck in a position where if he takes a second interview, he could potentially lose his job with the Bucks and not get the Jags interview or job.

PFT Commenter (89:28)

I think if anything he's guilty of being a bad friend at a bad texter, bad texture.

Big Cat (89:33)

Probably could, listen, could have handled it better. But I also go back to like NFL franchises will cut players anytime they want. They will like our, our colleague John Gruden who worked for the Bucks, signed an extension and then got fired four months later or whatever it was.

PFT Commenter (89:51)

Or like look at Bobby Slow the, the coordinator for the Texans after last season. Yeah, he was one of the hot names out there getting all the interviews. He decides to go back to Houston. The next season happens. His name is now not in good standing with the rest of the NFL. He gets, he gets fired by the Houston Texans.

Big Cat (90:07)

Lou Andaruma got was. Was the hottest name after the Bengals go to the Super Bowl. He just got fired by the Bengals. Like I, I just think it's such a cutthroat business, that if you don't look out for yourself, you. You're kind of like, you can't be a nice guy in the NFL. That's really what it comes out. And you know what the craziest part is, too? Like, I understand Todd Bowles is mad. If the Bucks didn't make the playoffs this year, Todd Bowles probably would have been fired for Liam Cohen. Yeah.

PFT Commenter (90:30)

But you know what? I. I accept the fact that the Bucks are gonna be pissed at him.

Big Cat (90:35)

Yeah, no, of course. They have every right to be pissed, but I'm just.

PFT Commenter (90:37)

The Bucks should be like. Like, this guy is a snake. I'm fucking pissed at him. I hope we beat the shit out of him. I hate that guy. That's a. That's a completely reasonable response from the Tampa Bay Buccaneers have. But just, like, big picture, I like, yeah, it's a head coaching job, but people like calling.

Big Cat (90:52)

Yeah, people calling him like a scumbag. I'm just like, I don't know where's. Where's that same energy when a team does that to a player or a team does that to a coach? Because that happens literally all the time. And now it's the one time it's flipped where a coach has kind of fucked over a team. I don't know. It's just the NFL's cutthroat.

PFT Commenter (91:11)

It did play out like a soap opera, though.

Big Cat (91:12)

Yeah, it was incredible.

PFT Commenter (91:13)

Succession meets Eastbound and Down.

Big Cat (91:15)

I just. I feel like the NFL, you just can't expect, like, loyalty and feelings just don't exist because everyone's. They know that, like, the minute things go bad, you're going to get fired. And the. And you have no guarantee of having a job opening like this again, especially with this money. And really, if you want to blame anyone, it's probably Sean Khan. Probably should have just fired Trent Balky on. On Black Monday when everyone expected it. And this would have made it a lot easier.

PFT Commenter (91:43)

But to be fair, he was told by Trent Balki that it would be a bad decision to fire.

Big Cat (91:47)

To fire him. Yeah. Yeah. I think that.

PFT Commenter (91:49)

Bad information.

Big Cat (91:50)

I think, like, on a personal level, I think, you know, people in the Bucks building should be upset. But I also, again, I think that if the Bucks had a chance to do something like this to a coach or someone, they probably would. Whatever makes their team better, they're going to do. So why can't Liam Cohen do whatever makes his life better?

PFT Commenter (92:07)

You know, the only reason why I'm mad is because Baker. Because now Baker has to have another Offensive coordinator, and they're going to run that fucking graphic next year where it's the roller coaster. All the ocs that he's been with, they've gotten fired. This guy left, he got caught, he got traded, whatever, et cetera, et cetera. That's just. That's another thing that he's going to have to do.

Big Cat (92:26)

Also, Liam Cohen has jumped around. I think he said this is his fifth different job in five years. You hired that guy. You knew that that guy could do this.

PFT Commenter (92:36)

You saw the resume, right?

Big Cat (92:37)

Like, it's not. It's not crazy to be like, wow, I never. I thought he would make roots here and. And stay forever.

PFT Commenter (92:43)

Yeah. Some people convince themselves somehow that it's going to work for them, even though it never has will. Will it work for us? Yeah, I don't think it might.

Big Cat (92:51)

I. I also think, like, the Jags, they just got in a spot where, you know, know, Ben Johnson said no to him. I don't even know if Mike Rabel interviewed with them. And they, like, had to do a panic move where the price. They basically boxed themselves into being like, we have to fire Trent Palkey and pay an insane amount of money so that we can get someone that is sought after instead of having a situation where we end up with, like, the sixth option. And everyone's like, wow, the Jags really fucked this up.

PFT Commenter (93:16)

What did. Would it be totally crazy to think, like, Doug Peterson would have been a good idea? You keep him around.

Big Cat (93:23)

Keep him around.

PFT Commenter (93:24)

He's the second best in terms of winning percentage in the history of the franchise.

Big Cat (93:27)

That's true. So it was crazy, though. The whole thing was crazy. I just thought it was very funny that people were like, how could anyone ever do this? Like, it's the NFL. This happens. Do. Do you think when a coach gets in front of, like. Like, a college coach does a press conference, like, I want to be here for the rest of my life, and then. And then he gets an offer the next day, and he jumps. Like, we've seen that a million times.

PFT Commenter (93:49)

Like, if the Bucks had hired Lane Kiffin to be their offensive coordinator.

Big Cat (93:54)

Yeah.

PFT Commenter (93:54)

And then he left after a year. Would you be pissed at Lane, or would you be like, I can't believe that I let the scorpion ride on my back across the river.

Big Cat (94:01)

Right, right. And then when. And then when Lane Kiffin gets left on a tarmac at usc, that's the other way. It just goes. I feel like everyone just cuts everyone in. In the back in the NFL, and it sucks, but it's just the truth.

PFT Commenter (94:14)

Of it that, that reminded me of the time that Al Davis fired Lane and had a whole PowerPoint presentation on an overhead projector.

Big Cat (94:20)

Yeah.

PFT Commenter (94:20)

And he called the media into watches his overhead projector and outline the reasons why he just fired Lane Kiffin. So that rocked.

Big Cat (94:28)

Good segue speaking Al Davis. Jerry Jones is in his late Al Davis years because he hired Brian Schottenheimer, which was his offensive coordinator this year. So the Cowboys, basically the Cowboys off season has gone blocking Mike McCarthy from doing any interviews, having everyone believe that they're going to resign Mike McCarthy, not resigning Mike McCarthy then doing like a half ass search for head coach, calling Dion once and then Jerry Jones walking down the hallway and being like, hey you, what's your name again? You want to be the head coach? And now Brian Schottenheimer's head coach. And in Jerry even said one of the weirdest quotes ever. Brian Schottenheimer is known as a career assistant. He ain't Brian no more. He is now known as the head coach of the Dallas Cowboys.

PFT Commenter (95:17)

That's his name.

Big Cat (95:18)

He ain't Brian no more.

PFT Commenter (95:20)

That's. You also left out Jerry Jones putting off a Emmy worthy performance in Landman. Yeah, that was also a big part of their off season. Yeah. Well, I think it goes to show you that the Cowboys job probably, probably not as desirable as Jerry Jones thinks that it is.

Big Cat (95:34)

Yeah, I mean they didn't even. Did they even do a coach search? I don't know if they did.

PFT Commenter (95:38)

They kind of did. They interviewed a few guys. But if you're Jerry Jones, you. Your big sell has always been you get to be the head, head ball coach of the Dallas Cowboys. And now I think most football guys are like, that's not necessarily a great thing because that means that Jerry Jones is really the head of the entire operation. And I'm just, I have to learn how to be Jerry Jones's While also pretending to be the alpha on this team. When every player on the team understands that like when their boss, their coach is talking to them, him, he's not really their final boss. Yeah, he's not the boss boss.

Big Cat (96:10)

And, and this goes to. I've been saying it for a while now because I thought they weren't going to fire Mike McCarthy or part ways with him. Jerry Jones, the Jerry Jones from the 90s and the Jimmy Johnson stuff and Barry Switzer and then bringing in parcels. That guy doesn't exist anymore. He just wants a coach that will just follow whatever he says. And guess who's going to follow whatever he Says the career assistant who is down the hall. He's like, here, you be the head coach. He doesn't thank you for the opportunity, sir. Yeah. Ever since Bill Parcells, he's not going to hire someone who is going to have that alpha energy and be like, this is my show. He's going to hire people. Jason Garrett, you know, Mike McCarthy, who, you know, didn't have. Who sat out for a year. Guys who are going to basically do what Jerry says and be like, thank you, Jerry, for giving me a life.

PFT Commenter (96:56)

Yeah, you're. It's like a situation where your head coach is speaking to you after practice, like, taking e boys, and he's like, the buck stops here with me. I'm the boss. I'm in charge of everything. And then his hat gets blown off by Jerry Jones helicopter as it lands on the field.

Big Cat (97:11)

Yeah. Yeah. This has to make you pft. And Max. Oh, he's leaving. He's taking a piss.

PFT Commenter (97:16)

I think it's a great hire.

Big Cat (97:17)

I think you guys got to be both very pumped.

PFT Commenter (97:19)

I think Cowboys are a disaster. You just have to ask the fans of teams that Schottenheimer has coached for in the past what they think of him.

Big Cat (97:27)

Yeah.

PFT Commenter (97:28)

Now, I could be wrong. I've been wrong before. I was wrong last year about Dan Quinn. I should have had him second on. I should have him first instead of. But I have him, like, third.

Big Cat (97:38)

Yeah.

PFT Commenter (97:38)

But I've been wrong before. I don't always get it right, but if you're asking me right now, I love it.

Big Cat (97:44)

I love this.

PFT Commenter (97:44)

Higher.

Big Cat (97:45)

And people are bringing up like, oh, well, everyone thought Dan Campbell was crazy.

PFT Commenter (97:48)

I.

Big Cat (97:49)

This hire could work. I think it's more the fact that the process made no sense because it doesn't feel, again, like they did. It felt like Jerry Jones just called up Deion Sanders and was like, do you want the job? He's like, no. He's like, all right.

PFT Commenter (98:02)

I think he talked to Brian Shawn.

Big Cat (98:04)

Yeah. Who? Pete Carroll got hired by the Raiders, which is awesome because Pete Carroll is. It's going to be fun to have him back there. He will be on week one. He will be the oldest coach to coach an NFL game. I think he beats Romeo Cornell by, like, six months. Who was the oldest? Who is the oldest right now when he was interim for the Texans. But the real story with Pete Carroll being in the Raiders is that Jim Harbaugh and Pete Carroll are destined to just go against each other. I love that they. No matter what, they will always follow each other. This time, it's Pete Carroll following Jim Harbaugh, obviously. We had Stanford and USC and their famous dust ups. The biggest upset ever. Forty and one and a half point favorites. Then Pete Carroll goes to the Seahawks, Jim Harbaugh goes to the Niners, and now Jim Harbaugh to the Chargers. And Pete Carroll, the Raiders, they just. They have to be together.

PFT Commenter (98:56)

And it's not just those two. That whole division rocks. Yeah, that whole division. You got Andy Reid and Sean Payton.

Big Cat (99:02)

Yeah.

PFT Commenter (99:02)

And then Harbaugh and Pete Carroll.

Big Cat (99:04)

Yeah. It's great.

PFT Commenter (99:05)

That's going to be great. I'm excited about that. I also like. I like Pete Carroll teaming up with Tom Brady, because Pete Carroll, he's not. He might be on his own TB12 thing because he does not look like the oldest coach.

Big Cat (99:16)

No. He's young as fuck.

PFT Commenter (99:18)

Yeah, he's like as young. His body years. His true body years, if you were to measure it. And whatever Dana White got extracted from his blood that one time.

Big Cat (99:25)

Yeah.

PFT Commenter (99:26)

He's probably about as. As young as me or you.

Big Cat (99:29)

Yeah.

PFT Commenter (99:29)

I think our. But that might actually just say that we're very old, but we meet somewhere in the middle.

Big Cat (99:33)

Yeah.

PFT Commenter (99:34)

Oh, happy birthday week, by the way.

Big Cat (99:35)

What? Yeah, this is our last week in our 30s. I'm not freaking out about it.

PFT Commenter (99:40)

No, I haven't thought about it at all.

Big Cat (99:42)

Definitely been freaking out about it a little bit. Yeah. Memes is shaking his head. He's so happy.

PFT Commenter (99:48)

I had to get up everything. Birthday.

Big Cat (99:50)

It's not our birthday yet.

PFT Commenter (99:50)

Had to get up three times.

Big Cat (99:52)

Not our birthday yet. Actually tune into Friday's show because I think PFT and I will, by the way, subscribe to YouTube. Please subscribe to the YouTube and watch us on the Friday show. We'll probably do the kiss because Thursday is my birthday and Friday's yours.

PFT Commenter (100:08)

That's right. Yeah.

Big Cat (100:08)

So we'll probably do the kiss. Exclusive to YouTube only.

PFT Commenter (100:11)

What a tradition.

Big Cat (100:12)

Yeah, we kiss every year at the stroke of midnight. The stroke of midnight between January 30th and 31st. First.

PFT Commenter (100:19)

Yeah.

Big Cat (100:20)

We're gonna be very weird. It's fine. You know what? We just got to get through, like the week where everyone says you guys are old, and then we'll be young again. So, like, we're not 50.

Memes (100:28)

40 plus.

PFT Commenter (100:29)

Yeah, it's a cool.

Big Cat (100:30)

Hank, you're like 32.

Memes (100:32)

No, I know. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Not yet.

Big Cat (100:35)

Having panic attacks at 32.

Memes (100:37)

31.

Big Cat (100:37)

You're gonna be 32.

Memes (100:39)

Panic attacks at 31.

Big Cat (100:40)

Max is gonna be 30. Yeah, I'm over it in two years.

Hank (100:45)

This year.

Big Cat (100:46)

Oh, memes, you're like 40. Next month you're 30. Yeah, next month. Oh, my God. We gotta get it. All right. We gotta get an intern this year. We gotta get younger. We gotta get one young guy here.

Hank (100:59)

Jack's young, Shane's young.

Big Cat (101:00)

Yeah, I know, but we need to get. We're gonna. We're gonna do it right this year. We're gonna intern for the whole summer and we gotta get. We can't say age, but we need a teenager.

PFT Commenter (101:12)

Yeah, part of my Drake.

Big Cat (101:15)

We need some. We need someone whose parents are really cool and they can sign the waiver. We need a 16 year old.

PFT Commenter (101:22)

Yep.

Big Cat (101:22)

The next generation.

PFT Commenter (101:24)

We're cool.

Big Cat (101:25)

I'm just kidding. We're not gonna get a 16 year old. 17's fine.

Hank (101:29)

Unless they're like really good.

Big Cat (101:30)

Yeah. Unless they're really funny. 17. If you're listening, 17.

Memes (101:33)

Big cat, big catademics.

Big Cat (101:35)

Yeah, you can get in here.

PFT Commenter (101:37)

Yeah.

Big Cat (101:38)

We want a kid who's like, I want the Rizzler.

PFT Commenter (101:40)

I'll just say it.

Big Cat (101:41)

We can't afford the Rizzler.

PFT Commenter (101:42)

The spots open for the Rizzler.

Big Cat (101:44)

I want a kid walking in here being like, yeah, I started listening to you guys when I was nine.

PFT Commenter (101:48)

Speaking of the Rizzler, what are the Saints doing? Are they going to hire a coach?

Big Cat (101:54)

I think Mike McCarthy.

PFT Commenter (101:55)

Okay, feels like that makes sense.

Big Cat (101:56)

Yeah. Dennis Allen's now the D.C. in Chicago.

PFT Commenter (101:59)

But whoever signs up to coach the Saints, you are. You're walking into capel. Yeah, this is ongoing capel that you.

Big Cat (102:06)

M. C. Can get. He's got. He knows numbers.

PFT Commenter (102:07)

He's got some computers.

Big Cat (102:08)

Yeah. All right, rollback question real quick, Max. Rollback question. R, H, O, B, A, C, K.com promo code. Take 20% off your first purchase. Q, Zips, Polo, Sodies, Joggers, shorts. I'm wearing the joggers. And the new HESI hoodie right now. They're the best. Roback.com promo code. Take Max. Nola. The question that everyone really wants to know is Saturday night, will you be drinking champagne and getting up?

Hank (102:34)

I will not be drinking champagne. I will definitely be getting up.

PFT Commenter (102:38)

Are you going to be losing your phone?

Hank (102:40)

I was thinking about just getting a new phone. On. On. Super.

PFT Commenter (102:43)

Like that's a good.

Big Cat (102:44)

No, not. That's not good.

PFT Commenter (102:47)

What's your thought process?

Hank (102:48)

Stupid.

PFT Commenter (102:49)

I'm concerned, Max. The. I don't think. You know what? Enjoy the win. But you got to be mentally right now. You're not mentally.

Big Cat (102:56)

Why not just save all your energy for Sunday?

Hank (103:01)

What?

Big Cat (103:01)

Like If I were you, like, well.

Memes (103:04)

The night before super bowl is fun.

Big Cat (103:05)

Yeah, I know. But.

Hank (103:06)

No, I'm not gonna.

Big Cat (103:07)

I'm not bad. Last time.

Hank (103:08)

I'm not gonna get as drunk.

Big Cat (103:09)

He tried to fight you.

Memes (103:11)

That was.

Hank (103:11)

No, I just said that I could fight it.

Memes (103:13)

Funniest sign in my life. I. I would sign up for that.

Max (103:16)

Thing about me is I beat the out of Hank.

Big Cat (103:19)

Yeah.

Hank (103:19)

No, I'm not gonna get that drunk.

Big Cat (103:21)

Okay.

Hank (103:21)

I'm not gonna get that number. I never said that.

PFT Commenter (103:24)

Are you gonna. Are you gonna creep out any mental list?

Memes (103:27)

Gonna puk in an Uber?

Hank (103:29)

No, it's. No.

PFT Commenter (103:30)

Shut up.

Hank (103:31)

Memes.

Big Cat (103:34)

Memes having a ball right now.

Memes (103:36)

Oh, man, that was so.

PFT Commenter (103:38)

No. He's gonna make good decisions.

Big Cat (103:40)

Who's.

PFT Commenter (103:40)

When he's blackout drunk the night before the super bowl in New Orleans.

Big Cat (103:43)

Who's gonna go to the super bowl with you?

Hank (103:45)

Me, Smacky, and Roan.

Big Cat (103:46)

Love that. That's a hell of a crew. That's a hell of a crew. All right, let's do who's back. Does everybody know here what season it is?

Memes (103:59)

Basketball season.

Big Cat (104:00)

That's right. But it's also tax season, which we all know Hank is not a fan of. How are you feeling about that, Hank?

Memes (104:08)

Well, guys, you're not going to believe this, but I'm actually feeling very good about tax season this year because we have a new partnership with TaxAct. I've been showing Memes it's a do it yourself tax filing software company. They have step by step guidance that makes filing easy. I mean, who doesn't want their taxes to be easy? And if you have a question or get stuck, they have US based tax experts who know the ins and outs of the tax system to answer your questions. Seems easy to me. Very easy. All you have to do, just go to taxact.com you got a couple more months. But it's always better to get ahead and stay ahead when it comes to your taxes. That's something I've learned over the years and I'm very happy that I do that now. So you should do that as well. Go to taxact.com you can talk to a credentialed tax expert, EA, CPAs, tax attorneys, and every tax expert is based in the US so go to taxact.com check it out for yourself.

Big Cat (105:02)

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Memes (106:07)

Who's back of the week is usa.

Big Cat (106:09)

Yeah.

PFT Commenter (106:10)

Yeah.

Memes (106:11)

USA Australian Open. Ariana Sabulinka, notorious best women's tennis player going number one seed. We were watching this during the dart stream at 2:30 in the morning. I bet a lot on Sabalica because I'm like, she's so good. She's the best to do it. Got smoked by Madison Keys American, 19th seed in the tournament. Major upset that USA Aussie Open champion. America's back.

PFT Commenter (106:43)

I like that, Hank. That's very good. Very good for the country.

Big Cat (106:46)

Very good, Hank.

PFT Commenter (106:47)

What happened to Novak?

Big Cat (106:48)

He got hurt.

Memes (106:49)

He has like a crazy hip contusion. Yeah.

PFT Commenter (106:52)

He tweeted out a picture of his MRI and I looked at it. I was like, oh, I see. I had no idea what the fuck it was.

Big Cat (106:58)

Also, he basically won the whole thing because he beat Alcaraz.

PFT Commenter (107:01)

Wait, Tweeting out a picture of your. Isn't that hip though?

Big Cat (107:05)

He doesn't care about that.

PFT Commenter (107:06)

Yeah, right.

Big Cat (107:07)

Hey, Hank, you want to recap your dart stream at all? It was great.

Memes (107:12)

The dart stream went well. Yeah, I went a lot better than I thought. I got a triple because we split it up into the three legs. 180, 180, 141. The second leg was always going to be help, which I thought was going to take a lot of time. I thought it was going to be, you know, I was tired. We're going to have guests come in. You guys are going to come in. Anyone can throw darts if they hit 2. I always have to the third one. 1. I hit a 180 in my own in the first hour, which was a miracle on its own. Then Max hit two triple 20s, and I just stepped up and hit the third one. First time. Absolute miracle, if we're being completely honest. And then PFT came in the morning with Blake. He, you know, at his request, we turned him into a golf stream. Hit a hole in one in the first five attempts. No big deal. So the stream, I was expecting to, like, I was again dreading it. I thought it was still going to be going right now. Like, I thought I was gonna be living at this office, you know, doing this podcast and being like, all right, see you guys. I'm gonna go to sleep here. Wake up, continue the stream. So when I got home on Saturday afternoon and I was done, it was. It was a great relief. Thank you to everyone who tuned in. It was. It was. It was honestly fun. We had. We had a good time. Liam Blutman, he got the game dart. He just hung out just to hang out. Like, he didn't even love you. I kept trying to tell him, like, you don't have to stay, dude. And he's like, no, I'm chilling.

PFT Commenter (108:33)

Darts are ball.

Memes (108:33)

Yeah.

Big Cat (108:34)

Yeah.

PFT Commenter (108:34)

Game dart was a touching award. I was. I was bouncing in and out on Friday night when you got started keeping tabs on.

Memes (108:40)

I got oiled up.

Big Cat (108:41)

Yeah.

PFT Commenter (108:41)

When I. Yeah, I was about to say, when I tuned in, I was. I was greeted with Hank, just completely shirtless, covered in oil, throwing darts for about an hour. Can you explain that to me?

Memes (108:51)

Everyone in the chat was like, like, oil up, Max. Oil up, pug. Oil up, hang.

PFT Commenter (108:55)

Somebody said boil pug.

Memes (108:56)

Someone said boil pug.

PFT Commenter (108:58)

Yeah.

Memes (108:58)

And. And I was. I was one leg in, and I was like, if we get the second leg done before Sabanka starts, which was at 2:30 in the morning. I was like, I'll get oiled up thinking that was not going to happen. And it happened. So I. Man of my word, I got oiled up.

PFT Commenter (109:12)

Yeah, you. You were glistening.

Big Cat (109:13)

Love it.

Hank (109:14)

It also made the darts so oily.

Memes (109:17)

Yeah.

Hank (109:17)

Which was no dub, but, like, and so hard to throw.

Memes (109:21)

Yeah.

Hank (109:22)

It was a. It was a big detriment.

Big Cat (109:24)

You crushed it, Hank. You crushed it.

Memes (109:26)

Yeah, my arm. I think if. My left arm is definitely pretty injured. If we had gotten another, like, six to eight hours, I probably would have been like Tommy John.

Big Cat (109:35)

I. I tuned in on Friday night when I got home from the movies, and I. You. I, like, almost instantly. You hit your first 180 and I was so pumped for you.

PFT Commenter (109:43)

What about the sleep talk talking?

Memes (109:45)

Yeah, well, I was worried about the sleep talking. I wasn't Even planning on sleeping, but I stayed up. It was like 8:00. I was getting. We turned the chat, we turned the stream over. Every 12 hours you have to like, start a new stream just so that it stays live on YouTube. And the overnight vibes were great. We were watching tennis, having a good time. Everyone was positive. We switched over at like 7am and I hadn't slept, so I was maybe a little irritated too. And everyone was so negative and they were so annoying. Just. And that's when I realized I was like, I'm fatigued, I'm tired. Like, I'm not. We had the rocks on 10 minute edge where I got a mulligan. I didn't get through it. And I was like, I need to take a break. I'm gonna take a nap. Two hours and then we'll, you know, we'll finish this thing. Didn't put on any mouth tape. And my friend Kurt, who you guys have all met, he was in the chat at like 4am like, he just popped in, was like, oh, what's up? And I was like, oh, Kurt. So it must have just been on the top of my mind. And in my sleep, I was yelling. I was just like, Kurt. Which was my biggest fear because I, I, yeah, I've gone into trouble before where I just. I don't know. I. It's. I don't know why I say what I say. I don't have any recollection of the dreams or what's going on in my head when I say it, but I have woken up many times, people being like, what the was that? Who is this person? Like, what is that about? And I'm like, I have no idea. So the. I'm happy it was just Kurt. Like, that's where it's like. Like gets weird in my sleep. I was worried about it and that was why.

Big Cat (111:13)

That's very funny.

PFT Commenter (111:14)

Yeah.

Big Cat (111:14)

He probably thinks you're dreaming about him.

Memes (111:16)

No, I text him a clip. I was like, yeah, yeah.

Big Cat (111:18)

I mean, he was your chat. Yeah, yeah.

Memes (111:21)

But it's always like. It's like one of those random things. It's like. It's not. There's no rhyme or reason. It's just like. It was probably because I was like talking about him or to him, like, late at night. And then it was just like, yeah.

Big Cat (111:30)

Yeah, he's the last thing in your head. Yeah, yeah, okay. Pft. You're who's back.

PFT Commenter (111:34)

My who's Back of the week is going to be not understanding jokes because Hank has been on this gun Aside for the last five days. And when he explained it, me and Big Cat were just like.

Big Cat (111:46)

Yeah.

PFT Commenter (111:46)

Wait, what's. What's the joke?

Memes (111:49)

I don't think it's. I don't. I don't.

PFT Commenter (111:51)

You think it's. It's very funny. I don't know. It might be funny. I don't know.

Memes (111:54)

I don't. Yeah, I don't know either. I don't think it's funny.

Big Cat (111:58)

You think it's funny? No, I don't. Basically, what happened was you're way too deep online. Yes.

Memes (112:04)

Yeah.

Big Cat (112:04)

No, you probably know this. A guy. There's a. There's a. A coffee shop in Arizona where the. The baristas wear bikinis. A guy got caught on video jerking off while trying to order coffee. He became a meme, and then he killed himself. So it's not funny.

Memes (112:22)

Agreed. Not funny at all.

Big Cat (112:23)

But he keeps bringing up the go.

PFT Commenter (112:25)

Hank was like, did you guys see about the gun side? Then earlier, like 30 minutes ago, Hank.

Big Cat (112:28)

Was like, they held a go.

PFT Commenter (112:29)

They had a go.

Big Cat (112:31)

Hank explained to us last week, and we just sat here. We're like, wait, where? That's not. The guy died. That's up. And he was just like, yeah, I probably should have said this.

PFT Commenter (112:40)

Hank, do you think it's one of those things?

Big Cat (112:41)

Just needs to stay online.

PFT Commenter (112:42)

You think he's gonna be cremated again?

Memes (112:46)

Like, I. I can't help. Memes make me laugh. And sometimes they're. They're messed up.

PFT Commenter (112:51)

Hank, who's going to eulogism.

Memes (112:53)

Yeah, exactly. Like, it's. It's a sad story.

Big Cat (112:56)

Not understanding jokes. Did I tell you guys the.

PFT Commenter (112:59)

The one that I had the gun rule, the cementary. Yeah, yeah.

Big Cat (113:04)

The one I had last week that made me want to kill myself was our good friend Keith Yandel, who's now part of Barstool Sports. Shout out. Spitting Chiclets. They've added Yans. I was talking to Yan's about mini golf and, like, now that he's part of Barcelona, I was like, we got to get you in all these things. And I was like, you gotta come and do March Madness with us. And he replied. And he's like, when is that? And I was like, it's March. And he's like, yeah, I know. I was joking. And I was like, I wanna. I might just kill myself and leave it as a suicide.

PFT Commenter (113:38)

But to be fair, you were texting with Yans, and in your mind it was like 50, like, texting with biz.

Big Cat (113:44)

Yeah, but maybe. Maybe Anne's has got, like, he said to me. And then he made. He's like. I think he's like, I used to get all the Canadian dudes in the locker room with that one. I think you're the first American I've ever gotten. And I was like, God damn it. But Yan's is the best, so hopefully he'll, he'll be here for March Madness, which is in March. Also a little bit in April.

PFT Commenter (114:05)

Yeah.

Big Cat (114:06)

Speaking of which, my who's back national sports podcast. College basketball. College basketball is back for me. Feast week. I love college basketball, but now the that the football is over. Weekends are for a lot of American college basketball. Quick thoughts on college basketball. Duke is a problem, but the ACC fucking sucks. So I'm just going to tell myself that they're good only because they're killing everyone in the acc. The SEC is so goddamn loaded. Auburn and Alabama are both really fucking good. Tennessee's good. Florida's really, really, really good. Houston's the same team every year. And I'm trying to think what other thoughts. Kansas. Well, Kansas, that was one of. I hate Kansas so much now. That was. They were. They were up six going to the line with 18 seconds left and somehow lost that game in double overtime.

PFT Commenter (115:03)

Is that worse than what A and M did, though?

Big Cat (115:05)

A and M was. No, because I should have even said Kansas also. So in regulation they were up three and they got a five second call with two timeouts. Yes, A and M. I like A and M. I think A and M's gonna be a good tournament team. But yeah, they, they completely choked against Texas.

PFT Commenter (115:22)

That was meltdown. That was bad.

Big Cat (115:23)

Total meltdown. And then also for the sickos and perverts out there, I have started to believe in the Wisconsin Badgers, who are ranked and their offense is actually awesome and they wap threes. And so get ready for me to have my heart broken on that because I actually believe that they could make a run, which they won't. And you guys get to watch that on live stream. Also, last one I had was Villanova dead next. So when you told me to bet Eric Dixon player of the year, and I bet it was that a bad bet.

Hank (115:59)

Bad bet.

Big Cat (116:01)

I didn't even get a week of thinking that was a good bet.

Hank (116:04)

Incorrect. Yukon. Yeah, UConn. It was 100 to 1. I like, if you give someone 100 to 1, you can't be like, oh, what the. It's 100 to 1. It obviously wasn't going to win.

Big Cat (116:16)

Villanova was supposed to make the tournament.

Hank (116:17)

You said, yeah, and then they Started sucking again. But it's okay.

Big Cat (116:22)

By the way, people are mad about Dan Hurley. If you missed it last week, he yelled at a ref, don't turn your back on me. I'm the best coach in the league or in the country. Jay Billis did a whole preachy thing where he's like, this is just.

PFT Commenter (116:35)

You're being disingenuous.

Big Cat (116:36)

Yeah, he was. He did a preachy thing. I can't say this clearly enough. College basketball needs asshole coaches. That's what it was built on. It's the. The players change, especially in the Big East. The transfer portal has changed everything. You don't know who you're rooting for. I need a Bayheim. I need a Coach K. I need a. Like, as much as I hate Coach K, he has that. That, like, ah, I hate him. I want to root against him. Dan Hurley is that. If you hate him, that's good for college back. So I want him to do whatever he wants to do.

PFT Commenter (117:05)

He's also being just as hard on his own players as he refs.

Big Cat (117:09)

Although he had a great line. Was it. Was it against Villanova? The Caribbean missed the free throws?

Hank (117:17)

Yes.

Big Cat (117:17)

Yeah. Caribbean missed two free throws. Great free throw shooter. And Hurley. Hurley told what he missed.

Hank (117:23)

It was a ball. Don't lie. It was terrible.

Big Cat (117:25)

Oh, yeah, yeah. It was a bad call. And Hurley just told him after. He's like, like, if you want to cry about it, go cry about it with your two national championship rings. Like, get. Get back to practice.

PFT Commenter (117:36)

Auburn is really good, though.

Big Cat (117:37)

Auburn's really good. No, Auburn and Alabama, both really good. The SEC is loaded. I mean, the SEC has teams. Mississippi State's good. Kentucky's good. Vandy just beat Kentucky. Like, the sec, top to bottom, is so goddamn good that it's going to be like, I don't know how each team is going to survive. Mississippi's good. Like Mississippi State. Mississippi State, Mississippi. Like, all these teams are really fucking good. Missouri's decent. So, yeah, I'm excited for college basketball. And it's always fun because I love just getting really mad. Just kids.

PFT Commenter (118:11)

Yeah.

Big Cat (118:11)

I watched Hunter Dickinson. Not a kid.

PFT Commenter (118:13)

Not a kid. He's just 25.

Big Cat (118:15)

Doesn't. Whatever. I've been watching fences. Just because you stand up and straight up and down doesn't mean you're playing good defense.

PFT Commenter (118:22)

I've been watching about two college basketball games a week for the last month or so. This weekend is really when I sink my teeth into college basketball.

Big Cat (118:30)

Yeah.

PFT Commenter (118:30)

This week, when you got the Pro bowl on, it's like you can focus on it for the first time.

Big Cat (118:34)

I love it. I love it. They also need to figure out the schedule because they don't like it used to be that Monday and Thursday still had a lot of games. They've taken away Monday and Thursday and Tuesday and Wednesday has all the games and it's just a. Because Friday now has games. Just give us even out the games. Even out the games. Also, Doug's is back. 3pm today I'm going to be doing a Doug stream. So tune in. We just got one last one that we're going to do. Little. You know, there's no. There's no football on for two weeks. So we do a Doug stream. Going to get there, try to try to win some games, have some fun. We haven't decided exactly the format either. I'm going to try to win a Natty playing in the tournament. Yeah, that's what I'm going to do. Not play Jerry. Jerry will be there, though, for defensive coordinating in the. So I'm gonna start. I'm gonna basically start at the playoff and try to win a Natty for a couple hours. So tune in on the part of My Take YouTube and subscribe to the part of My Take YouTube. Did we hit 600k? Not yet. Showing dong at a million. Everyone please subscribe.

PFT Commenter (119:35)

Your dog. Your dog is showing your dong.

Big Cat (119:38)

Yeah, we agreed to that on the dart stream. Oh, okay.

PFT Commenter (119:42)

You gonna oil up his dong? No, in Maddox.

Big Cat (119:45)

Oh.

PFT Commenter (119:45)

Or in Doug. Doug's.

Big Cat (119:47)

Yeah, I get oil up.

Hank (119:49)

I don't know why you just agreed to that. Memes.

Big Cat (119:52)

I want it now.

Hank (119:53)

We said it like if we get to a million by the end of the street. You said it. If we get to a million by the end of the stream, you would show dog. Just like eventually it will get to a million.

Big Cat (120:01)

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Memes (121:37)

Jordy, what was yours?

Big Cat (121:39)

Five. What was yours? Max? 11:41.

PFT Commenter (121:58)

Love you guys. It sa.