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NFL Week 10, Fastest 2 Minutes, Dolphins Stun The Bills, Patriots Big Win In Tampa, The Bears Keep Winning And The Rams Are A Wagon + Who's Back Of The Week
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PFT Commentator
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PFT Commentator
Time at participating McDonald's on today's pardon my take presented by DraftKings week 10 in the NFL we're going to talk all the games from Sunday. We have fastest two minutes. We got the Dolphins absolute surprise win against the Bills or the Bills broken the Patriots big win down in Tampa. The Bears do it again with Caleb Williams. The jets, the jets have won again. We have some afternoon blowouts and a Sunday night stinker. But before we get to all of that. Oh, we're also going to do who's back of the Week before we get to all that game time. The NFL's in full swing. Tailgates pack stands that buzz before kickoff. But getting in nightmare cues price jumps getting logged out mid click. All you want is to be there, beer in hand, losing your voice with the crowd. And the Game Time app gives the advantage back to fans. The hack for unlocking amazing tickets and and experiences in a few taps. It's incredibly easy to use. The game time guarantee means you can trust you'll get a hundred percent authentic tickets on time and at the best price. Plus fees are always included. So what you see is what you pay. We're looking at tickets for Monday Night Football. Okay, Lambeau Field. What do we got? Game time.
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Hank
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PFT Commentator
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Hank
Happy I looked that up. Okay, Eagles at Packers today. Oh, nice shape to this stadium. You can get in for 97 big game. Might be a snow game. Only one way to find out.
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Max
Barn Mike Tay.
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PFT Commentator
Yeah. Barton Mike Taylor. Welcome to part of my take presented by DraftKings. The crown is yours. Today is Monday November 10th, week 10. They're not gonna get them.
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Co-host 1
Psalm spread.
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PFT Commentator
We start in Deutschland where number nine Michael Penix and the Falcons look scary in red and black marching down the field. Drach Tung London scored early to get the Falcons flying as Tyler Allied gear may axes agent to find him a starting job somewhere else after he scored twice. Daniel Jones with a bloody face said, wanna see a magic trick? As he handed the ball off to Jonathan Crane Taylor, who made the Atlanta defense look like a bunch of scarecrows while JT scored from 83 yards out. The game went to overtime, not extra time, you European fucks and Hank as Joe Nathan Taylor closed it out once and for all, scoring his third touchdown of the afternoon. Colts 31, Falcons 25 we go to.
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Co-host 1
Minneapolis as the Ravens look to continue to turn around their season against Kevin Rosie o', Donnell, who is in a league of his own as a quarterback whisperer. Derrick Henry VIII continued to execute in the face of his detractors as David Justice Hill buried the Vikings defense for a score. On the other side of the ball, Justin Bieber Jefferson wanted to know if it was too late now to say trade me, only catching four passes for 37 yards. Meanwhile, Jaylen Naylor, but I hardly even know her, traded the new look. Ravens d like a lazy joke making Marlon Brando Humphrey look like a fat, sad old man before getting back into character and making J.J. mcCarthy wish for an apocalypse Now. But Baltimore proved to be too much as Jim Harbaugh with the ball the dang da dang ding ding ding said the buggies and up dropped the boogie, looked at Lamar and said, yep, that kid rocks. Ravens 28, Vikings 19 we head down.
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PFT Commentator
To Tampa where Zach and Hank we're on the scene for a duo. They're doing duos in Tampa. Baker, Baker, Baker, he's our man. If he can't do it, nobody can. Hits Emeka Mill Egbuka who lets him know thank God all these bottles I popped, all these touch ups I've been getting, all these models I popped, I done sold 100,000 before my album got dropped and I'm only 23.
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Co-host 1
I'm just shitting out.
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PFT Commentator
Look at me, look at me. Shortly after, Drake called me Maybe win all 2011 on the Bucks defense, talking about, hey, I just hiked it and this is crazy.
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Zach
72 yard touchdown to Kyle Williams, maybe. But wait, there's more.
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PFT Commentator
Drake maple, brown sugar, oatmeal threw a pass so hot the Bucs defense tried blowing on it to cool it down.
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Max
But with no success.
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PFT Commentator
Stephon Dig it, twist it, pull it, pop it. Secures the touchdown to Hank for the second half.
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Hank
The second half started with a bang.
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PFT Commentator
When Travion Rickey Henderson sprinted at the speed of light 55 yards to extend.
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Hank
The Patriots lead Pez Johnson caught a pill for six from Ray Baker Mayfield.
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Co-host 1
Who was looking cloudy with a chance.
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Hank
Of a failed two point conversion all day.
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Co-host 1
Trevy Theo Von Henderson said my favorite.
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Hank
Type of weed was cocaine as he.
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Co-host 1
Scampered past the buckstead for a 69.
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Hank
Yard touchdown to seal the game patch.
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PFT Commentator
Go marching 2823 over to Max in.
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Co-host 2
Texas we head over to Houston where it looked like Parker Denzel Washington was going to be perfect in every aspect of the game as he secured both a punt return touchdown and a receiving touchdown that helped the Jags off to a 17, 0 start. But late in the second quarter Woody Marks scored a touchdown and told his teammates to reach for the sky which led to an inspiring second half. Nico Phil Collins was dominant and was saying I can feel this comeback coming in the air tonight.
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PFT Commentator
Oh Lord.
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Co-host 2
But it was Davis thrills that finished the game as the Texans were saying we are always running with the mills and shit, mills and shit. Always pushing, pushing the field running with the mills and shit as he sealed the comeback with a 14 yard touchdown.
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PFT Commentator
Late in the fourth. Texans 36, jags 29 down to Miami where Josh Allen Iverson usually used the Dolphins as a step over game but found a much tougher foe on Sunday. Devon Allison A chain said you want to put 8 man in a box? I'll beat that as he ran for 174 and 2 scores. I'm John Fanta and this is your big 10 minute as Tuatagli vote broke out the Iowa offense with two arm punts and Jackson Spencer Hawes scored a touchdown even though his Huskies lost to the Badgers for the naming rights of the real UW. And that was your big 10 minute. Who loves short shorts? Mike McDaniel loves short shorts as the Dolphins stunned the Bills 30 to 13. Huh no the Dolphins go on a.
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Co-host 1
Timeout with 15 minutes left in the first quarter.
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PFT Commentator
Huh huh. Weak stick in the AFC east with memes up in the Meadowlands in a soggy metlife.
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Memes
Peter Dillon Gabriel sees the light in your eyes as he found David Suck my dragon balls. Call me and Goku yeah for a touchdown to open the game. You killed Kenne and Guanu answered immediately with the 99 yard kick return and Isaiah Robin Williams said I'm a free genie with a punt return for a touchdown right after Jersey Jerry Judy himself on the train headed into the stadium but ended up catching the Browns other touchdown. Breeze Lightning put the offense on his back in the second half with a 42 yard touchdown pass from Justin Longfield who's waiting to be accepted by jets fans. The jets defense closed this out as Will McDonald went on a solo date and got himself four sacks of nuggets and Jermaine Cole Johnson said, get off my dick. Jets 27, Browns 20 we go to.
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Co-host 1
Washington D.C. where the D.C. doesn't stand for District of Columbia anymore. It stands for Dan Campbell. The DC also doesn't stand for for Decent defensive coordinator because it doesn't appear the commanders have one. In this case, the DC Stands for Doo Doo Cupcakes because every commander's fan feels like they're eating trays and trays of absolute asshole shit over and over again. And another LMFAO performance for the defense. I'm sexy and I'm Joe Witt continued his strategy of every day I'm shuffling, shuffling the deck chairs on the Titanic friend of the program Jared Fogel Goff took advantage of the Washington secondary like a bunch of cheap subs. As Jameer you only get what you Gibbs had a new radical idea and finished what he started in the first half of the playoff game last year. President Trump joined the broadcast in the second half of the game, marching the most successful interaction that a sitting president has had with a booth during a play in over 160 years in D.C. lines 44 commanders 22.
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Max
Standing on a corner. Jameis Winston and Hoboken.
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PFT Commentator
Such a fine sight to see.
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Max
It's the Bears, my Lord, coming back into 4th and Table's logging onto indeed.
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PFT Commentator
Come on Ben Johnson.
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Max
Caleb's feeling awesome and the Bears are looking hotter than Jackson darts mom.
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PFT Commentator
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Max
It was a great game.
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PFT Commentator
It was a fun game. It, it had Jonathan Taylor remind everyone that he is the best running back in the NFL. I know that I've, I've shifted around. I think I said Jameer Gibbs a few weeks ago. Jonathan Taylor just keeps reminding everyone, hey, it's actually me. He went for 244 yards, three touchdowns, 286 yards from scrimmage and an 83 yard touchdown run where the Falcons just stopped tackling and Jonathan Taylor did not stop moving. And it was, it was a college football play. Those are the plays you don't see in the NFL.
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Max
He just kind of got lost by on his offensive line, bounced outside, they couldn't catch him. He's now projected to have right around 2,000 yards. We're on 2,000 yard watch for Jonathan Taylor.
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PFT Commentator
Yeah.
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Max
And projected to have 26 touchdowns.
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PFT Commentator
Yeah, I was going to say, well, that's just rushing touchdowns. He's going to probably be close to 30 touchdowns. This is. He is in the conversation of MVP, which he absolutely should be. I know it's a quarterback award now, but. But if he ends up with 2,000 yards and 30 touchdowns, if the Colts.
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Max
Have the best record in the league and he has just an unreal season. Yes, I think he will get mvp.
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PFT Commentator
Because this was a perfect example of, of, of his importance because this game, Daniel Jones was maybe not at his best. We had, you know, he actually, I think he fumbled three times but recovered all of them. He had an interception. He was kind of hurried up and Jonathan Taylor was the like reason why they won. He saved the day. He basically was like, I'll just do this. And then he just did that.
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Max
Yeah, he, Daniel Jones got banged up so hard he started bleeding from the mouth. He had the Kool Aid lips.
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PFT Commentator
Yeah.
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Max
In the second half he looked like the Joker. Yeah. The Dan Pyre.
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PFT Commentator
Yeah.
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Max
Yeah. Interview with the damn Pire. It was, it's just like a lot of blood coming out of his face. But he got stronger and yeah, it was, it was a Jonathan Taylor show.
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PFT Commentator
It was. And, and the Colts now are sitting at 8 and 2. They have the bye week. This was like a game that the Falcons absolutely could have won and maybe should have won if Their offense was a little bit better because the Falcons defense was awesome. They sacked Daniel Jones seven times. They forced two turnovers. They just kind of ran out of gas, especially with John and Jonathan Taylor and tackling him. The Falcons offense sucked. Michael Penix was not very good. He felt like he's, he feels hurried all the time but then he doesn't have that extra gear to like a Jaden Daniels or a Caleb Williams or Lamar Jackson or some of these guys who like when they are hurried they're still going to make the play or even a Justin Herbert make the play work. He gets hurried and then you're like oh wait, he's at top speed.
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Max
I do notice that sometimes it looks like the Falcons call plays for Michael Penix like they would call plays for a right handed quarterback.
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PFT Commentator
Right.
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Max
Sometimes I think they forget that he's left handed.
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PFT Commentator
He also is the best fumbler. He is great fumbles are, are comically. That one fumble.
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Max
The ball sprays.
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PFT Commentator
Yeah, it, it was like a Zoinks like as a sound effect.
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Max
It's a Looney Tunes.
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PFT Commentator
Yeah, it was a Looney Tunes.
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Max
When he doesn't see a rusher coming and he gets hit that, that ball goes like more air yards than most Justin Fields passes.
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PFT Commentator
Yeah. And yeah. Well we'll get to, we'll get to. The jets won a game.
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Max
Yeah.
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PFT Commentator
The last two games the Falcons are 1 for 18 on third down. That's the worst conversion rate over two games in the NFL since 2011. That's a broken, broken offense. In the last three games they're 3 for 29 on third down. Also the worst conversion rate since 2011. That is, that's a sign of a broken offense.
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Max
Yes, broken offense. Falcons fans are not happy with the combination of Zach Robinson and Raheem Morris that they, they want them left in Germany.
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PFT Commentator
Well, I mean they, they, they have been in these games like I know obviously except for the game where they lost. The Dolphins got smoked. But last week they lost by one point to the Patriots. This week they were winning this game in the fourth quarter they go to overtime. They get the ball first. They just can't sustain drives. And it wasn't like Bijan, you know, ran the ball well today and Algier was running the ball well. But just their passing game is so frustrating because the Drake London, Michael Pennix connection is awesome. It just, it doesn't work consistently enough. Everything else doesn't work consistently enough that it leaves you to just be like what this team should be better than they are.
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Max
Yeah, there's some weird stuff going on with that offense. I know that we always say like you have Bijan Robinson, who's one of the best running backs in the NFL. Why do you keep giving it to Alzier? Algeria actually isn't bad so scored two touchdowns. I think he's only frustrating to fantasy owners.
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PFT Commentator
Yes.
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Max
That are like why give the ball to Bijan? Because Algiers is hurting the team inside the 10 when Algier has it. It's, it doesn't look like they suffer that much because he's a good player. But I there's plenty of other stuff to go around if you're a Falcons fan for why you're frustrated with this offense.
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PFT Commentator
Well and it's just again it goes back to like you're watching these games and they are. They're in a lot of these games and they're not able. They're sitting at 3 and 6 now. It doesn't outside of a miracle it doesn't look like they're going to be a playoff team. And then you look at some of their games. It's like what they did to the Bills. What they, you know what they did to the Vikings in week two. They lose a heartbreaker Week one that they could have won. They lose by one to the Patriots. They lose this game in overtime. Like this is a team that feels like they could be a little bit better than their record and they're just not. And there's and they have so many guys and it just doesn't work.
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Max
It's because you get frustrated when they beat good teams.
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PFT Commentator
Yeah.
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Max
And when you, when you beat the Bills you're like okay, oh the Bills.
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PFT Commentator
We're going to talk about them next.
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Max
But at the, at the time, yeah at the time we thought the Bills might be really good. And then you compete against teams like the Patriots and then you just lay some shitty ass eggs against some bad teams. It's. They're very confusing. Very for I feel bad for Falcons fans.
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PFT Commentator
I do too. I do too. The Colts like I said 8 and 2 going into the buy. Looks like Sauce Gardner was good trade. Their defense was. Was very good. Again you can just take the third down numbers and flip them. Yeah. There. You know the, the Falcons did run the ball well but there were a.
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Max
Couple plays too where Pitts was open where in Michael. Michael Pennix just doesn't seem he missed.
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PFT Commentator
Him on like a, I feel like a no doubt or touchdown.
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Max
Yes.
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PFT Commentator
It might have been the first half but yeah it's just, it's frustrating. I don't know, he's still very, very young, so you can't just be like he's. It didn't work. But you'd like to see more especially with the wep. The, the capital they've invested in the weapons on the outside and Bijan.
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Max
Well, they have a first round pick next year.
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PFT Commentator
That's true.
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Max
Because that's going to.
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PFT Commentator
The Rams. Say something nice about the Falcons. Their, their gamble on pass rushers did work.
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Co-host 1
It did.
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PFT Commentator
Their defense has been fixed and has kept them. Like I said, they sacked Daniel Jones seven times. They turned the. They took the ball away, they forced some fumbles. But yeah, they're frustrated.
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Max
They're frustrating. And, and with the Colts. Alec Pierce is awesome. Yeah, I love him as a deep threat.
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PFT Commentator
Stephen Shea does every single week. He just bets Alec pierce like over 17 and a half. Longest reception and hits every single week. Yeah, he's.
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Max
He's one of the best deep threat wide receivers in the. Think he's a free agent coming up this offseason.
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PFT Commentator
He's good.
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Max
They're gonna have to pay him.
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PFT Commentator
Yeah. Tyler Warren was awesome.
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Max
Tyler Warren was great.
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PFT Commentator
Yeah. So I. Hank, where. Where are the Colts on your scared meter? Zero.
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Hank
Not. Not zero. They're.
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PFT Commentator
They're. They're a very good team.
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Hank
They're at the top of the. Top of the conference.
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Max
Did they run a tush push today? I don't think that they did because remember how they. When the Eagles did it in Brazil? It was the Brazil butt lift. I was going to call it the beer hall push.
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PFT Commentator
That would have been.
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Max
But I don't think they did.
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Hank
Me neither.
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PFT Commentator
So you're still waiting on that.
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Max
Yeah. Maybe next year.
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PFT Commentator
Maybe next year.
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Hank
What's it going to be in. In Rio?
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Max
What do you mean?
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PFT Commentator
No, they're playing in Spain.
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Hank
Spain.
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Max
In Espana.
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PFT Commentator
Espana.
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Max
Yeah, I'll figure something.
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PFT Commentator
No, I don't think they speak the same language.
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Max
I don't think anyone's going to watch that game. So.
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PFT Commentator
Yeah.
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Max
Yeah, that's going to be. Might set all time low ratings.
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PFT Commentator
I think the Colts. What are the Colts? I basically the. The bet. Remember on Friday. Sorry for leading you. I didn't actually bet. I just was a thought starter. The Jaguars could win the AFC south today. Kind of ended that.
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Hank
Yeah.
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PFT Commentator
Because both games were close. The Falcons almost won this game and the Jaguars almost, you know, won their game. But it just went the other way on both them. I think the Colts are. You know what, I'll say it. Let us be the first to say they're the AFC south champs.
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Max
Congratulations to the Colts.
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PFT Commentator
Congrats.
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Max
But that said, they do have a. They've got a tough schedule.
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PFT Commentator
They do. They have some big time, like, prove it. Games where. I think the Colts are good and I don't think anyone can. Like most people would agree, but they also, you know, they've, they've. They've had some, some games against some lesser opponents and they got to play a couple, you know, they got to play the. The Chiefs. They got to play the Seahawks, the Niners. Like, there's some big games coming up.
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Hank
Yeah.
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Max
Who do you think is. Is praying the hardest for Daniel Jones to turn back into D. Daniel Jones? Because I think this is just who Daniel Jones is now. But you know what I'm saying, like waiting on him to take that step back and look like he did for the last couple seasons.
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PFT Commentator
Yeah.
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Max
Do you think Giants fans are Giants.
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PFT Commentator
Fans, maybe Vikings fans? A little bit.
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Max
Yeah. Depending on how J.J. does.
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PFT Commentator
Yeah. Any Daniel Jones haters just out there? Are there Daniel Jones haters?
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Max
I don't think so.
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PFT Commentator
I don't think so either. Maybe there's probably a few people who had like, takes in August that were like the culture idiots for giving Daniel Jones money. What are they doing?
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Max
Yeah.
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PFT Commentator
So those people are definitely rooting just.
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Max
To make yourself retroactively. Right.
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PFT Commentator
I think it's going to be. I would say Daniel Jones is not as good as he maybe played to start the season, but he's not as bad as people are hoping he. Those haters are hoping he becomes.
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Max
Is he top 10 quarterback right now?
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PFT Commentator
Gotta be.
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Max
I think. I think. Yes.
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PFT Commentator
Do you want to do your top 10 quarterbacks real quick?
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Max
I'm kind of opting out of top 10 quarterback lists.
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PFT Commentator
Okay.
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Max
At the moment.
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PFT Commentator
You want to do one, Hank?
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Max
Yeah.
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PFT Commentator
Okay.
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Hank
You gotta start at the top of the MVP race. So that'd be Drake May, Patrick Mahomes.
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PFT Commentator
Okay. I think Matthew Stafford is pretty much lights out.
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Hank
Yep.
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PFT Commentator
So that's. You got three right now, Josh. I don't know.
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Max
Joe Flacco, do you.
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PFT Commentator
You're not going to put Josh Allen Top 10 quarterbacks?
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Hank
No, he's top 10. I don't think he's four.
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PFT Commentator
I think Daniel Jones.
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Hank
I mean, you gotta. You gotta go off this. This year alone.
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Max
Yeah.
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PFT Commentator
Yeah. Sam Darnold. Sam Darnold.
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Hank
Sam Darnold. Josh Allen.
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PFT Commentator
So that's what. Where's he at? 5?
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Max
I think we're at 6, right? 6.
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PFT Commentator
6. Herbert, you can put our friend Jared.
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Hank
Jared, definitely.
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PFT Commentator
Okay, so that's eight.
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Max
He's just trying to Nine.
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PFT Commentator
I'm trying to think of quarterbacks.
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Co-host 1
Yeah.
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PFT Commentator
Jordan love you. You. You buying? Jordan love stock.
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Hank
Jalen hurts.
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PFT Commentator
Oh, there it is. Okay. Max was. He had his finger on the button.
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Memes
No.
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Co-host 2
Yeah, well, memes and I just kept calling him racist back here.
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Hank
Lamar.
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PFT Commentator
Yeah, Lamar.
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Max
Okay.
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PFT Commentator
All right. That's Hank's top 10 quarterbacks, so. Not Daniel Jones.
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Max
Not Daniel Jones.
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PFT Commentator
He's right outside of it.
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Max
No, no, he had Daniel Jones. He.
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PFT Commentator
Oh, you did?
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Max
Okay, so I think Hank had Danny dimes at 4 or 5. Oh, him and Darnold.
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Hank
I'd have him above Darnold.
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PFT Commentator
Oh, okay. Donald's been playing pretty fucking awesome. At least. I mean. Yeah, he has. There's been some good quarterback play. I have one last question about this game, and I don't know, I think we've talked about it before, but I. I was. I was just trying to figure out even more. Why is. Why is Take Me Home, West Virginia, Country Roads. Why is that? Why is that, like, the number one song in Germany? I don't know.
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Max
Because it's a banger.
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PFT Commentator
Yeah, I mean, I get that, but I went. I went a mini deep dive. Not a full deep dive. The only things I could find is they sing it a lot at Oktoberfest, which makes sense. And then there was also a 1998 KitKat commercial with a guy singing it that played in Germany.
- [23:01]
Max
That's enough. Honestly, that's enough.
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PFT Commentator
That could have been it.
- [23:03]
Max
It's like Mr. Brightside and country roads are nation's number one and two exports right now, musically. But I gotta remind you, Big head, it's not about West Virginia. It's about Western. Yes, Virginia.
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PFT Commentator
Yes. That's fact.
- [23:16]
Max
It's about.
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PFT Commentator
It is a banger.
- [23:17]
Max
It's about the Shenandoah Valley.
- [23:19]
PFT Commentator
It does. It does feel good when Germany sings it because you're just like. Yeah, you're. You're like, beer anthem is ours.
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Max
It's a great song. It's a great song when the crowd gets into it and they just sing it throughout the next play. Fantastic. Also.
- [23:32]
PFT Commentator
Yeah. I mean, it does feel like we've. We've imprinted a little American culture, especially with the football game. There was one note, Hank, I had. When we went. Who was calling the game today? I don't know who was calling the game with Kurt Warner, but he did say when we were going.
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Memes
Do you know Memes, Adam, he's the Bulls play.
- [23:50]
PFT Commentator
Oh, Adam mean.
- [23:51]
Memes
Yep.
- [23:51]
PFT Commentator
Oh, well, I'm friends with him, so never mind. But he did say extra time instead of Overtime. This is.
- [23:56]
Max
I don't like that.
- [23:57]
PFT Commentator
Hanks. This is how Hank is getting.
- [23:59]
Hank
He called it the pitch at one point, too.
- [24:01]
PFT Commentator
Yeah. He said, x, we're going to extra time. And I was like, God damn. I slammed my fist. Said, Hank, look what he's doing to our beautiful game.
- [24:08]
Max
And if at the end of extra time it's still tied, then it ends in a draw.
- [24:12]
PFT Commentator
Injury time for Daniel Jones. Bloody lip.
- [24:15]
Max
Teams get a point.
- [24:16]
PFT Commentator
That was.
- [24:16]
Max
You get a result on the road.
- [24:18]
PFT Commentator
Should he. She wear a mouth guard?
- [24:20]
Max
Yeah, guys don't wear mouth guards anymore.
- [24:22]
PFT Commentator
No, they do it for, like, for show.
- [24:24]
Max
Yeah, they just put like six different ones on their helmet.
- [24:26]
PFT Commentator
Yeah.
- [24:27]
Max
Like little antennas.
- [24:28]
PFT Commentator
I think running backs still do. I mean, Mahomes does, but it's more like Invisalign.
- [24:31]
Max
It's Invisalign. Yeah. He does the step. He kind of does a Steph Curry thing.
- [24:34]
PFT Commentator
Yeah, they're just doing it just for just.
- [24:36]
Max
Caleb's got a little bit of that, too, where he does the Steph Curry bite the mouthpiece.
- [24:39]
PFT Commentator
Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, so Colts good. Falcons the most frustrating watch in the NFL.
- [24:46]
Max
Yeah, you. Because you have expectation every week for the Falcons. As a fan.
- [24:51]
PFT Commentator
Yeah, I saw one. I can't remember how it got in my algorithm, but this is kind of when. This is. This is when the algorithm actually works. And I'm sorry that I don't have this person's Twitter right in front of me, but he basically just tweeted. The good thing about being a Falcons fans is someday I'll die.
- [25:08]
Max
Yeah.
- [25:09]
PFT Commentator
So that's. I mean, it's a appropriate tweet. He's just like, hey, sorry, it was. Can't guard Jake. Can't guard Jake. The best part about being a Falcons fan is that someday I will die. So shout out him.
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Memes
He.
- [25:21]
PFT Commentator
At least he has the awareness. We think that's basically the. Yeah, I know, Jake. You might. What if. What if science gets so good that you don't die and you just have to watch the Falcons for the rest of, like, another thousand years?
- [25:33]
Max
You're in birdatory at that point.
- [25:35]
PFT Commentator
Yeah.
- [25:35]
Max
Sauce did look good today, though. He looked good. I know that he kind of slipped and fell on one play, but he could have had his first pick as.
- [25:41]
PFT Commentator
A Colt all time. Weird week to just be, you know, sitting in New York. He even said it. He was like, I was preparing for the Browns, and the next thing you know, I'm in Germany.
- [25:50]
Max
I'm going to Germany. I got drafted. Yeah. I got to go over there.
- [25:52]
PFT Commentator
He basically was the Josh McDaniels like anti masturbation video where he's like, you know, you get on a plane and you think you're going to Omaha and then you're just watching like a chick.
- [26:00]
Max
Get double team Josh McCown.
- [26:02]
PFT Commentator
But yeah, Josh McCown. Sorry.
- [26:03]
Max
Josh McDaniels probably also doesn't jerk off.
- [26:06]
Memes
Yeah.
- [26:06]
PFT Commentator
All time video. His a PSA for anti porn. It's like. Yeah, you don't know. I went on. I went on a flight, it's going to Detroit. And the. And the pilot said, welcome to Omaha. It's like, what. I'm not an Omaha. And that's exactly like porn.
- [26:20]
Max
That's what I. Yeah.
- [26:21]
PFT Commentator
It's jacking off how he just black out. You end up on a website you don't want to be on.
- [26:26]
Max
It's cranking it 101.
- [26:27]
PFT Commentator
Yeah.
- [26:27]
Max
Who amongst us?
- [26:28]
PFT Commentator
Okay, next game. Patriots 28, Bucks 23. Hank, what a win.
- [26:33]
Max
Statement game. Measuring stick.
- [26:37]
PFT Commentator
So Patriots now have won seven straight games. They have won more games this year or the same amount of games this year than they won all of 23 and 24 combined.
- [26:48]
Hank
Fun.
- [26:48]
PFT Commentator
They're 8 and 2.
- [26:49]
Hank
Fun.
- [26:50]
PFT Commentator
First place in the AFC East.
- [26:51]
Hank
Fun.
- [26:52]
PFT Commentator
If the playoffs started today, they would face the Buffalo Bills in the first round.
- [26:56]
Hank
Fun.
- [26:56]
PFT Commentator
Which would be very, very fun.
- [26:57]
Max
Yeah.
- [26:58]
PFT Commentator
As a three seed. What, what are your big takeaways from this game?
- [27:02]
Hank
It was a great win. It was a gutsy win. That was, you know, Trayvon Henderson broke out. Breakout game.
- [27:07]
PFT Commentator
That was a big game. Yeah.
- [27:09]
Hank
He had Stefan Diggs said they were, they were chirping him. They've been giving him a hard time about how he's not fast enough to. To break away. So even in halftime they were giving him like, you don't have speed to break away.
- [27:19]
PFT Commentator
And then he broke away twice like his own teammates. Yeah, yeah. They. The. The Patriots had touchdowns of 55 yards, 69 yards and 72 yards. Just home run plays.
- [27:31]
Hank
Drake made another late game. Third down, deep ball, perfect pass. Matt Collins. It was an exciting game. Fourth down the. The end of the first half, like they had the ball in the two and playing with fire, intentionally kind of went down. Rabel said he didn't say that was intentional. Like he kind of was being a little bit mysterious with that. But yeah, it looks pretty obvious. It feels like it was intentional.
- [27:56]
PFT Commentator
Yeah, it looked like the, the Patriots were basically saying, we're gonna. We're still going to try to score a touchdown, but we're going to take as much clock off as Possible. So we're going to burn first down. And then they almost didn't get it.
- [28:08]
Hank
Yeah, it was like a fourth down. Perfect pass, perfect catch. Like, not. Not an easy play. Great, great catch by Diggs.
- [28:15]
PFT Commentator
Cardi B.
- [28:15]
Hank
Was loving it. Put out a gif on Twitter of her just putting her legs behind her head.
- [28:20]
PFT Commentator
Dave Portnoy in Bob Craft's box.
- [28:22]
Hank
Yep. Great box.
- [28:23]
PFT Commentator
Bobcraft now problematic.
- [28:24]
Hank
He was looking. Dave was looking bent. People were saying he did have a.
- [28:28]
PFT Commentator
Little bit of a tummy, but that's just angles.
- [28:31]
Max
He was.
- [28:31]
Hank
Yeah, he was bent.
- [28:33]
PFT Commentator
Yeah, there was one angle where Dave's tummy was just. It was out.
- [28:36]
Max
So wait, what was the Cardi B. Gif?
- [28:39]
Hank
It was her.
- [28:40]
Max
Was it after the game or during.
- [28:41]
Hank
That was after. It was like when my man scores a touchdown, it was just a. A woman lying on her bed and then just, like, sticking her legs up.
- [28:47]
Max
Remember how. How David Ortiz used to get, you know, access to the back door if he hit a triple? I guarantee you Diggs has some sort of arrangement.
- [28:54]
Hank
Oh, yeah.
- [28:55]
Max
Yes, for sure.
- [28:57]
PFT Commentator
You guys are officially AFC south champs.
- [28:59]
Hank
Yep.
- [29:00]
PFT Commentator
Mike Rabel was saying that in the locker room as guys came back, he said, or, sorry, NFC south champs. You guys beat all four teams in the NFC South. That's officially done. NFC south, tough to do. And, yeah, that was a statement win.
- [29:12]
Zach
Yeah.
- [29:13]
Hank
I mean, the schedule, people. I know people, you know, the farther long. This is like the haters, because they. In us. All the. All the. The haters of the Patriots are just going to talk about the schedule. We've played two tough teams. We beat them both.
- [29:22]
Max
That is true.
- [29:23]
Hank
What are you going to say about that?
- [29:24]
Max
That is true. What about the weather? You also had to overcome the weather.
- [29:28]
Hank
Yeah. No, I mean, the. The. It almost looked like a dumb decision to defer the kickoff because their first drive was in the. In the sun. They scored a touchdown. Offroad shot was in the pouring rain. Drake May had like, two overthrows, two pretty bad overthrows. It looked like. Like he might not, you know, might have to overcome some rain. And then all of a sudden, the Bucks got the ball back. It was sunny, it stayed sunny, so we were fine.
- [29:48]
Max
But do you think that that was.
- [29:50]
Hank
Concerning the rain was a concern?
- [29:51]
Max
Does the rain concern you moving forward about Drake, man?
- [29:53]
Co-host 2
Yeah.
- [29:54]
Hank
I mean, as of right now, we have one drive worth of. Of film on Drake May in the rain. It doesn't look great, but I think that's something you can practice and you can, you know, now they know practice the rain.
- [30:04]
PFT Commentator
Yeah.
- [30:04]
Max
I saw the weather channel checked in with you to make sure that you thought that weather was real over the weekend.
- [30:08]
Hank
Yeah. They can off.
- [30:09]
Max
Yeah.
- [30:11]
PFT Commentator
What happened?
- [30:12]
Max
Remember we were talking about the. Whether or not the. The wind.
- [30:15]
Co-host 1
Oh, yeah.
- [30:16]
Max
Is like less effective than the wind at sea level. So yeah, they. They replied. They said technically, yes, wind at the same speed would be less impactful at higher elevations than at sea level because the density of the air is lower. There are fewer molecules to blow against you and create the resistance you feel in heavy winds. Blah, blah, blah. Science, science, science, science, science. Still think weather isn't real at Henny's?
- [30:38]
PFT Commentator
Oh, you did get a win though with the windmill breaking.
- [30:42]
Max
Yeah.
- [30:43]
PFT Commentator
That was crazy.
- [30:47]
Hank
At what cost? Because all of our cranberries are. Now I'm. You know, I can't be happy with that because it just destroyed the cranberry economy.
- [30:55]
Max
Big cat, you gotta stay woke on that. Hank had something to do with that. Or gas.
- [30:59]
PFT Commentator
I mean, the timing is just insane.
- [31:01]
Max
Yeah, it's crazy.
- [31:01]
PFT Commentator
Like we talk about windmills and. And you're anti windmill and you're like, yeah, when they break, it's really bad. Boom. Broken windmill.
- [31:08]
Max
Yeah.
- [31:08]
PFT Commentator
Yeah.
- [31:09]
Hank
Into a cranberry bog. And like the people need. Probably right before Thanksgiving. Probably like one families are gonna be. Because they're not gonna either have to pay way more for their cranberries.
- [31:19]
Max
Gonna have UTIs left.
- [31:20]
Hank
Yeah.
- [31:21]
PFT Commentator
Probably a bird killed in it at least. Yeah. Which would still be like a billion.
- [31:26]
Hank
You like cranberry sauce?
- [31:27]
PFT Commentator
Billion birds behind feral cats. But yeah, I do like cranberries.
- [31:31]
Hank
Yeah.
- [31:32]
PFT Commentator
So yeah.
- [31:32]
Hank
So you're affected.
- [31:33]
PFT Commentator
Yeah, yeah, we're all affected. They're just not gonna have cranberries.
- [31:36]
Hank
I don't know. It's going to be a recession.
- [31:38]
Max
Was that the only bog.
- [31:40]
PFT Commentator
The only cranberry bog Session of cranberries. Yeah. A shortage of cranberries.
- [31:44]
Max
Yes.
- [31:45]
PFT Commentator
Damn.
- [31:45]
Hank
But it was a great win. It was a complete game. Defense played great again. A couple big third and fourth down stops. No 50 yard rushing again.
- [31:55]
PFT Commentator
Oh, wrong. The ants back.
- [32:02]
Hank
Not that.
- [32:02]
Max
And well, wait, it wasn't Rashad White.
- [32:05]
PFT Commentator
Oh, he's been waiting on it.
- [32:07]
Max
It wasn't Rashad.
- [32:07]
PFT Commentator
What was it?
- [32:08]
Max
It was Tucker.
- [32:09]
PFT Commentator
Oh, Sean Tucker.
- [32:11]
Max
Yeah. Sean Tucker. I think he had 52, 54 yards.
- [32:14]
PFT Commentator
Oh, no.
- [32:14]
Max
Yeah, I looked it up.
- [32:16]
PFT Commentator
53 yards. Sean Tucker.
- [32:18]
Hank
Wow.
- [32:18]
Max
Damn.
- [32:19]
PFT Commentator
Holy freak. Is just got.
- [32:22]
Hank
All right, whatever.
- [32:23]
PFT Commentator
Wow.
- [32:23]
Co-host 2
The ant is. Is. Is mean. Yeah, I agree.
- [32:29]
Hank
Wholeheartedly agree.
- [32:30]
PFT Commentator
You started it.
- [32:32]
Max
And never in a million years would I have. My good friend, my dear Friend up.
- [32:36]
PFT Commentator
Hank. Hank.
- [32:38]
Co-host 2
I see us going down a bad path of ant.
- [32:40]
Max
Well, if you're wrong, you deserve to be. It's when you're.
- [32:45]
Co-host 2
It's when you weren't even wrong.
- [32:47]
Hank
Pfd.
- [32:48]
Max
Yeah. It's only when the other guys write that it's a problem to.
- [32:55]
PFT Commentator
So, so good. The Bucks are kind of in a slump, and the Bucks are in a weird spot because they have. They have at Bills who just lost, which. Max, I know that you don't think that matters, but the Bills will probably be a little hungrier and then at the Rams. And Baker has been in a little bit of a slump. Like, it's just not. It. It's. It's not like. I mean, today he. He still threw three touchdowns, hit some big, you know, one. One of them was in garbage. Ish time at the end, but he's been in a little bit of a slump the last, like, three games.
- [33:26]
Max
Is Baker injured? I think he is because he's kind of stopped running as much as he did.
- [33:30]
PFT Commentator
Yeah.
- [33:31]
Max
And the stats have fallen pretty far down. And we know that given his history, he's not going to tell the coach, hey, take me out. I'm injured.
- [33:37]
PFT Commentator
Right.
- [33:37]
Max
That's. That's the big mistake that the Browns did. At some point, they should have stepped in and be like, okay, you're just not going to play anymore. Get your shoulder fixed. Yeah, because he's not going to take himself out.
- [33:47]
PFT Commentator
I think he'll be fine long term. I'm just saying it's okay to admit, like, the Bucks and Baker in a little bit of a slump. Zach, would you agree.
- [33:55]
Zach
I agree that today, today the Buccaneers beat themselves as bad football, couldn't establish the run.
- [34:01]
PFT Commentator
So not a win for the Patriots.
- [34:02]
Zach
I think a lot of teams that we would have been going up against would have gotten the win if we played like we played today. Pagers.
- [34:10]
Memes
Look.
- [34:10]
Zach
They look cool. Patriots might have an inflated record due to their current schedule this season.
- [34:14]
Max
Yep.
- [34:15]
Hank
What does that mean?
- [34:16]
PFT Commentator
I like this, Zach.
- [34:17]
Zach
I just.
- [34:18]
Hank
What does that mean?
- [34:18]
Zach
I'm just hearing a lot of things about some of the team. Some of the.
- [34:20]
Hank
Don't say hearing. What do you think? Let's hear one of your original takes.
- [34:24]
Zach
I'm hearing around the league that your schedule might not have been hardest, and I agree.
- [34:28]
PFT Commentator
Remember, he sits next to memes.
- [34:29]
Max
Yeah. Zach is saying that league circles are telling us not. Not so good.
- [34:34]
Zach
Yes. I sit right next to you. I'm in the middle. You and Max. I just. Look, you guys. You guys played football Today we played worst football. All the top.
- [34:44]
PFT Commentator
All up top.
- [34:46]
Zach
Good game.
- [34:47]
PFT Commentator
Hank, I. I had a little conversation. What you. Do you want to go back at Zach? No, no. Go back at him.
- [34:55]
Hank
No.
- [34:56]
PFT Commentator
He just talks some junk on you.
- [34:57]
Max
Just banter.
- [34:58]
Hank
No respect.
- [34:59]
PFT Commentator
It is.
- [34:59]
Max
I mean, we just.
- [34:59]
PFT Commentator
Guys can't be.
- [35:00]
Hank
You just went straight up Manto man up your balls in your face and you went with the schedule talk. That's crazy.
- [35:06]
Zach
I got. I got. I say good game. I got respect for you.
- [35:08]
PFT Commentator
Yeah.
- [35:08]
Max
He was just passing on what he heard from sources.
- [35:09]
Hank
Good game.
- [35:10]
PFT Commentator
It was a good game. You said good game.
- [35:13]
Hank
Are you guys a playoff team?
- [35:15]
PFT Commentator
Yes, they are.
- [35:16]
Zach
We got a lot.
- [35:17]
Hank
So we beat a playoff team today.
- [35:18]
PFT Commentator
Yes, you did. Fact or fiction? Yes, you did. Yeah.
- [35:20]
Zach
It's a good win. It was a good win.
- [35:21]
Hank
Thank you.
- [35:22]
PFT Commentator
No, they're, they're. The Bucks are a playoff team. The problem with the Bucks and I, I talked to our good friend Stephen Shea, who is always the optimist and always the. We're fine. I said, you guys are in trouble. He's like, well, we'll be fine. We're. No one gained ground in the NFC south. This today fact.
- [35:39]
Max
That's like the fiction. Yeah.
- [35:42]
PFT Commentator
Yeah, the Saints did, but the third and fourth seed in the nfc, you don't want to be there because you're going to play a combination of the Rams, Seahawks, Lions or Packers. Yeah, most likely. Most likely. Right.
- [35:57]
Co-host 2
Like, you don't really want to be anywhere in the end. Like the NFC.
- [36:01]
PFT Commentator
Yeah. Unless you 7 seed could be the 49ers or the Bears. Like that. That's a team. Would you rather play the 49ers or Bears or the Rams? The Rams, Seahawks, Lions or Packers?
- [36:15]
Co-host 2
Yeah, obviously.
- [36:15]
PFT Commentator
Yeah. I'm just saying, like, it's a. There's a. There's probably. If you look at the NFC there, it seems. It feels like there are five or six really, really good teams, and then the seventh is going to maybe be not so great. It's going to be shaky. Is that fair to say?
- [36:32]
Co-host 2
Yeah, that's fair to say.
- [36:33]
Max
Yeah.
- [36:34]
Co-host 2
But, you know, it's a playoffs. You gotta. You gotta be good teams.
- [36:37]
PFT Commentator
Well, yeah, the loser of the NFC west is going to be a really good team. Second place. Yeah, the Rams and the Seahawks, like, that's. I mean, I guess the Niners are still in it, too. I just. It's. There's some really, really good teams, the NFC and a couple of. Like the. That four seed is not going to be a fun spot to be.
- [36:55]
Max
Hank, if you look at the patriots right now. 8 and 2, awesome record. Where would you put them in terms of the best teams in the AFC?
- [37:06]
Hank
1 to 3.
- [37:07]
PFT Commentator
1, 3. Who else is in the 1 to 3 category?
- [37:10]
Hank
Chiefs. I would still put the Bills up there.
- [37:15]
PFT Commentator
Colts. What about the Ravens?
- [37:17]
Hank
Not as it currently stands. I mean, it'll be a fun game. We play them at the end of the season, they're going to need to win. That's going to be a great test before the playoffs.
- [37:26]
PFT Commentator
Be in the rain, who knows?
- [37:29]
Hank
Not for, like, another month.
- [37:31]
PFT Commentator
Are you worried at all about the jets on Thursday?
- [37:33]
Hank
Yes.
- [37:35]
PFT Commentator
You are? Yeah.
- [37:36]
Hank
Very worried.
- [37:37]
PFT Commentator
Okay.
- [37:38]
Hank
I don't want to go back to Amish.
- [37:40]
PFT Commentator
Oh, wait, what's the bet?
- [37:41]
Hank
Loser has to go Amish.
- [37:43]
PFT Commentator
Oh, I want to see you go back to Amish. Wait, you have that bet?
- [37:47]
Co-host 2
I think it was just, you have to go Amish.
- [37:49]
Hank
Oh, yeah. That's not a bet, though.
- [37:51]
Max
No doubt.
- [37:52]
Hank
You already agreed to it.
- [37:53]
Memes
No, I think you just made that up. You agreed to it.
- [37:55]
PFT Commentator
It.
- [37:56]
Max
Hank just. He just said it.
- [37:58]
Co-host 2
No, he said it la. Last week. He was like, I'll go Amish if we lose to the Jets.
- [38:03]
Hank
All right, whatever. Yeah, the jets are playing good ball right now.
- [38:07]
PFT Commentator
Okay. So, Bucks, you're still. Where are you at, Zach, on the.
- [38:14]
Zach
Meter of feeling great and feeling not good? I'm. I'm okay.
- [38:18]
PFT Commentator
Okay.
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Zach
A little bit impartial. They just play good. Drake may play good football today.
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PFT Commentator
Oh, there we go, Zach.
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Hank
There you go.
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Co-host 2
What do you think about the Patriots schedule, though?
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Zach
We talked about that a little earlier.
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PFT Commentator
I still think.
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Zach
Look, look, it was.
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Memes
It was a tough day. Tough loss.
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Zach
Really would have liked to win that game.
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PFT Commentator
Yeah.
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Co-host 1
Yeah.
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Max
I mean, the shitty thing about the Patriots schedule is, yeah, they're playing weak teams, but they've beaten the good teams that are on their schedule.
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PFT Commentator
Yeah, they've had two. Two big wins.
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Max
There's not a lot that you can say.
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Hank
Still got the Bills, still got the Ravens, still got the jets twice.
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PFT Commentator
Yeah, that.
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Co-host 1
That.
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PFT Commentator
That touchdown pass Drake May made was pretty sick. I know it was a lot of yards after the catch, but it was a, like, guys not open, threw him open type of pass. That was pretty elite.
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Hank
There's one deep ball a game that's like, just. It's. And it's like third down.
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PFT Commentator
It's.
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Hank
It's beautiful.
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Max
Do you respect Henderson?
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PFT Commentator
Yeah, he's. He's back.
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Hank
I love. I love the. I love. I love Diggs. Diggs is a great leader. I love that they kind of have been pushing him you know, that's just good. Like rookie hazing. Like you can't break off a 50 yard run and then boom, he does it twice.
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Max
Yeah.
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PFT Commentator
Okay, let's do. I'm going to do a quick ad. Hank, can you put that TV onto Sunday Night Football as well?
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Memes
Sure.
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PFT Commentator
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Max
They did. But this is. This is what happens when you play the Miami Dolphins and you beat them seven times in a row.
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PFT Commentator
Yeah.
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Max
The last two times the Bills had seven game winning streaks against the Dolphins got snapped in the eighth game. Josh didn't look great today. He had that bad pick in the end zone. Then he had that, that scramble. I think that was in the fourth quarter off of a QB sneak that turned into like a 15 yard gain that then turned into a fumble. The Bills had a lot of chances to come back and win this game. Yeah, like Tua gave him some opportunity. A bad pick today.
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PFT Commentator
Well, he didn't have a bad pick actually because Mike McDaniel said in the post game he instructed Tua to throw the ball deep on third down on both of his picks today. I was actually really pumped. I told two on some third down calls to let it rip down the field and kind of act as an opportunity ball, act as a punt. So he's literally coaching him to throw picks now, which is genius because now you can't say two is playing bad when his coach is saying, hey, throw a pick.
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Max
Yeah, I don't know. I think you should probably panic a little bit if you're a Bills fan. I think now is the exact right time to panic.
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PFT Commentator
Without a doubt you panic.
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Max
You not only did you not get waddle from the Dolphins, then they add insult to injury and beat you with waddle.
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PFT Commentator
Yeah, they had, they got shut out through three quarters. They had a 41 game streak where they had not been shut out three through three quarters. By the way, I saw this stat. This was from stat hole. Do you know who has the current longest streak of not being shut out through three quarters? It's pretty crazy. It's the San Francisco 49ers. 259 games. It's like, it's like 15 years. That is crazy. Yeah, but they, they were just bad. They like, they're, they look a little bit off and broken right now. I don't know if that's a hangover from beating the Chiefs, which that game obviously means a lot, but it doesn't mean a lot anymore because you lost this game.
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Max
Yeah. Very, very frustrating.
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PFT Commentator
Yeah, that, that's, that's the type of thing where it's like you feel like you, you have a big win against the Chiefs and that's going to help in seeding. And then you drop a game to the Dolphins, who you beat 14 out of last 15 times and you haven't lost them by double digits in like 15 years. That was an ugly one.
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Max
Yeah. You got your ass kicked by the Miami Dolphins today. If I'm a Bills fan, I'm definitely, I'm panicking a little bit. Yeah, maybe not a Lot bit, but I'm definitely. The panic button's out and it's been pressed.
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PFT Commentator
Devon A. Chain is also still very fast and very, very good. He had 225 yards from scrimmage and two touchdowns. He's the man. Yeah. You just forget every now and then, like, oh, yeah, that guy is so much faster than everyone.
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Max
Yeah. And the Bills, I don't know, man. I don't know what you do to fix this offense. It seems like. It seems like nothing is working right now.
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PFT Commentator
Yeah. Yeah. Nothing is.
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Max
I thought that their tight ends would. Would rack off some yards today.
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PFT Commentator
Well, and King K got hurt, I think. Right. He got banged up. He left the game. That's not good. Doesn't. You know, we talked to Chris Long about it on Friday when he was talking about how their. Their ability to. To beat teams over the middle with their two tight ends is a huge, huge deal. But, yeah, he went out. He left the game with an injury. Hopefully he's not injured for too long. But, yeah, the Bills are not in a good spot.
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Max
This is the Dolphins celebrating in the laundry hampers. They, like, they went surfing in the laundry hampers. It was pretty cool.
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PFT Commentator
Yeah. I mean, that. That shows that, like. Because we should remember this for next year. Cause we're going to get to the jets game, maybe bet on the teams that traded away good players because everyone overrates losing a player or two when the other guys in the locker room probably are going to rally around it being like, oh, look, they're giving up on us. Let's show them.
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Max
And you got guys that are maybe making their first start in a long time.
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PFT Commentator
Yeah. Yeah. Trying to prove it in the league, but, yeah, Devon Achane, he's awesome. He is so, so good. And, yeah, I don't. Hank, you think the Bills are broken?
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Hank
No.
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PFT Commentator
Oh, okay. They have a tough game against the Bucks.
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Max
They didn't look good. If you watch the game today, you would say, that's a broke. I. I'll say it. The Bills are broken.
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PFT Commentator
It was one of those.
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Hank
The Bills have enough experience, though, where it's like, as long as they make the playoffs, like, they're gonna. They're gonna. They're gonna unbreak.
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PFT Commentator
That's a fair way of looking ready to go.
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Hank
If I'm a Bills fan, I'm not full panic button. Like, you'd rather be the Bills than, you know, the Colts even. I'd say the Patriots. It's like that level of playoff experience matters that at that point in the season, maybe.
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Max
Maybe this is just What? The Bills need to go into the playoffs and no expectations.
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Hank
Yeah. Or just a little bit.
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PFT Commentator
Yeah. I mean, they're not going to win.
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Hank
The division, so it's like, who cares?
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PFT Commentator
They're definitely not going to win.
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Hank
They just got to get in. No.
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PFT Commentator
So congratulate yourself.
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Hank
Thank you.
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PFT Commentator
Congratulate yourself for the AFC east championship.
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Hank
I will. Thank you.
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PFT Commentator
So announce it.
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Hank
I just did. The Bills are not going. The Bills are not going to win the AFC East. The Miami Dolphins are not going to win the east, and the New York jets are not going to win the.
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PFT Commentator
Say it's.
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Hank
So that would mean.
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PFT Commentator
Say, congratulations to yourself.
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Hank
The New England Patriots are going to win the AFC East.
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PFT Commentator
No, no. Say we congratulate. We did it with the Colts. Just a second ago, we said, congratulations to the Colts for winning the AFC South.
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Hank
I'm not. I'm just. I'm just here.
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Max
Well, you did. You did just say that the Patriots are going to win the NFC or the AFC East.
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Hank
Yes, I believe that.
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Max
What if they don't?
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PFT Commentator
Amish and a cat. Yeah, Amish and a cat. Yeah. I think the Bills are a little broken. I mean, three out of last five games is not good. And again, if you look at what they've done, you know, they lost the Patriots, they lost the Falcons, they beat the Panthers, who will get to them? And then the big game against Chiefs, but then they lose the Dolphins, they. And before that, they struggled a little bit with the Saints. They struggled a little bit with the Dolphins. I don't know. It's just something. Something feels a little off.
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Max
The offense feels disjointed and it shouldn't. I don't know. You think Joe Brady talking to some. Some college teams, LSU maybe, Maybe another call. I don't know. But it does feel like this offense, there was a lot of Josh just kind of drifting back there, that 1.0, making super spazzy plays on the third.
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PFT Commentator
And 16 where he just had to run a million yards to get a first down. Yeah, that's when, you know it's not working.
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Max
There's a lot of wild boy Josh Allen out there, and I thought the.
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PFT Commentator
Dolphins were dead, but the Dolphins are just going to keep doing this where they're dead and they look so, so bad, and then they spring up and win a game. Yeah, they're gonna. I think they're gonna do it a few more times.
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Max
I'm super pumped that the Dolphins won this game, though, because the Commanders play against the Dolphins next week in Spain.
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PFT Commentator
That's enormous.
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Max
And the fact that they won this. They might not even have work this week.
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PFT Commentator
Yeah, you're right.
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Max
McDaniel might just be like, hey, tell you what. Victory Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, we're getting on a plate on Thursday.
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PFT Commentator
We're good.
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Max
See you there.
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PFT Commentator
Back.
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Max
Yeah.
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PFT Commentator
Okay. Anything else on this game? Stunner of the day. This was easily the start of the day because it was. It did feel like one of those games. Sitting in the gambling cave, there was. I heard the murmurs of, like, when should we lie? Bet the Dolphins? I'm sorry? When should we lie? Bet the Bills? When should we lie? Bet the Bills. And that opportunity never really came out.
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Max
I did live bet the Bills.
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PFT Commentator
Oh, you did?
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Max
Yeah. Because when I hear Nikki Smokes say, like, we got daddy. You Josh. And it's the third quarter, and it's still kind of a two score game at that point, I'm like, yeah, there's a bubble.
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PFT Commentator
This is. Sir, there's a bubble.
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Max
Yeah, that's.
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PFT Commentator
Strippers have boats.
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Max
Yeah, that's exactly what I was going for. I. I mistimed it. What can I eat? You missed some of those shots.
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PFT Commentator
Yeah, absolutely. Okay, next up, Bears 24, Giants 20. Who? Boy, this was a hell of a game. This is. The gateway has been completed. I said it on this show. What was that? Facing these kicks a mile out of.
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Hank
Bounds on the opening kickoff.
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PFT Commentator
Sorry, the gateway's been completed. I said it. Memes reposted it. I said, you're gonna snap your fingers and the Bears are gonna be 5 and 4, 6 and 3. And this was when they were 02 and looked God awful after getting absolutely killed by the Lions. So they did it. They did that part. They won't. They. This was the easiest part of their schedule. The things get very tough after this, but it was an awesome game for Caleb Williams again where he just. He's. He's clutch. I don't know what else to say. He's clutch. Like, he did not. I know that there'll be what ifs in this game because Jackson Dart was a problem. He was phenomenal when he was in the game. He was running the ball everywhere, passing the ball like. Yet they just couldn't. Every third down, it felt like the Bears had no chance because Jackson Dart was playing that well. He gets concussed, Russ comes in. So I understand the what ifs. You can also play the what ifs the other way where, if you're watching the game, DJ Moore drops an unbelievable pass by Caleb Williams like 40 yards down the field on the run. Zacchaeus drops A sure touchdown. Like, there were. There were moments where Caleb was making big plays. His receivers were not, like, catching the ball. And I thought that. What, like the game. The Bears in the last couple of years or forever in these situations do not win these games. Caleb Williams has that clutch gene where they're down 10 with six minutes left. He goes on a 91 yard drive and then goes on a 53 yard drive. Both touchdowns. And it's like. Yeah, he. When the. When the lights get bright and the back is against the wall, he comes up with big plays.
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Max
Caleb's learned how to use his legs in a way where he just. It doesn't look like he's panicking as much as he did in the years past where he. He, like, gets on the run, starts scrambling. In the past, he'd like, run his way out of his own shoes or run his way into making a stupid throw. And now it's like he's. He's slowed down by, like 5%.
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PFT Commentator
Yeah.
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Max
And he's thinking 5% more. And it's. It's making a big difference.
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PFT Commentator
The fact that Caleb didn't get sacked in this game.
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Max
He.
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PFT Commentator
He was getting out of rushes that looked like he was absolutely doomed.
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Max
Yeah. The pressure to sack ratio in this game has got to be tough to deal with for the Giants.
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PFT Commentator
Yeah. They were all over him, and it was awesome. So I. Yeah, I've talked about it at length, if you want. I think we're getting to the point, too, where you got to have a conversation with people in your life because they're mad about the Bears, because there are a lot of people who are mad about the Bears. And I'll be the first to say, have I said at any point in this season that we are a good team?
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Max
I don't think I've heard that.
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PFT Commentator
I have not, and I'm not ready to say it yet, because if you look at who the Bears have beaten, they beaten the Cowboys, the Raiders, the Commanders, Saints, Bengals, and giants. Those are six of the worst 10 teams in the NFL right now.
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Max
Yeah.
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PFT Commentator
So I'm not going to delude myself. We have a very tough schedule coming up. We got to play the Vikings. We got to play the Lions. We got to play the packers twice. We got to play the Eagles, The Seahawks, the 49ers, the Steelers. It just goes on and on and on. But the gateway was all about getting to this point at 6 and 3 and 5 and 4, where you are basically guaranteed to play meaningful football in December. If the Bears can find a way to go whatever it is, four and five down the stretch, they will be like they can tread water and still be playing meaningful football for a team that has a lot of holes. Their defense is still bad, but the culture's changing and they're winning games that they normally wouldn't have won. And you can feel the belief and like the difference in the team in the locker room and the vibe.
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Max
And that's Ben Johnson and offensive coordinator James Adunze.
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PFT Commentator
Yeah. First play of the game. Yeah. Was to Rome, which. Which he said afterward. Thanks, dad.
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Max
Thanks, dad.
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PFT Commentator
But yeah, I appreciate that. I'm just excited. They're a fun team to watch. And Caleb is very fun in these pressure situations where when we are down late in the fourth quarter and Caleb has a ball, it's like, we got a chance. Yeah. Whereas normally that's not the situation. It was, you know, Justin Fields or Mitch. That was not the situation. You did not feel like we had a chance.
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Max
And Colson Loveland, he's kind of been unlocked a little bit. Yeah. Now, should we have a conversation about the Giants and what they are going to do?
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PFT Commentator
Yeah. Well, they shouldn't have Russell Wilson as the backup.
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Max
That's that disgusting that Russell Wilson comes into the game. You. You had. You had Jameis doing everything on the sidelines, praying with Russ.
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PFT Commentator
Yeah, the game. So the way this game went down, I was sitting there frustrated, being like, this sucks. But again, I went into this game being like, I'm. I don't think the Bears are some great team. So you can lose to anyone. It's not a. There's no given wins. When you. When you have a defense like the Bears have is defensively. If you make a few mistakes, you're going to lose a game. The minute Russ came in, though, I was like, it's a must win. You can't lose to Russ now. Yeah. And he did have that screen pass that was. Went for like 60 yards that was like, holy, we're about to lose to Russ A dot.
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Max
But he also had a few other Russ Wilson plays. Why isn't. It's. It's malpractice.
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PFT Commentator
It doesn't make any sense.
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Max
Listen, I like. I like Brian D. The fact that he has Russ Wilson starting or coming in second off the bench instead of Jamis is. It's malpractice as a coach.
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PFT Commentator
It makes zero sense.
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Max
I think that's actually a worse mistake than losing four consecutive games where you have a lead by 10 or more points.
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PFT Commentator
Yeah, the. The Giants have lost their. Their. Their point differential. In the fourth quarter alone is -47 on the season. Obviously the Broncos game was. Did a lot of heavy lifting there. They've given up 115 fourth quarter points. Yeah, 115.
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Max
So in the Cowboys, Broncos and Bears games, this is the Giants winning percentage or I guess probability win probability in the fourth quarter of those three games. 92.3% against the Cowboys. 99.3 against the Broncos. 96.9% against. Against the Bears. Not great. Like Dable, if he was about to get fired after the Broncos game. I, I feel like this might be a bad week for Brian Dable. Yeah, it feels like this is. It's tough to come back from.
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PFT Commentator
It is.
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Max
And his hope was that Jackson Dart was going to lift him out, which he might have done today because Jackson Dart played. He ran the ball really well, played well. But without Dart it's like what. What use do we have for you, Brian?
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PFT Commentator
Yeah. Yeah. So yeah, the Giants are in. I mean Jackson Dart, he was very impressive.
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Max
Yeah.
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PFT Commentator
That is that the Giants have a guy in. In Jackson Dart like he was a problem and the Bears could not. Did not have an answer to. To the problem of Jackson Dart for three quarters. Also shout out CJ Gardner Johnson. He's been awesome. I think he has three sacks and a force fumble since coming to the Bears and he's been everywhere and Dennis Allen's been using them perfectly in a secondary that needs all the help it can get. I've just had six. Three is fun. I mean I'm in the point too where there's a lot of people angry, a lot of packers fans angry. Saw some maybe Jaden Daniels fans angry. Some, some Lions fans angry about the, the bears being 6 and 3 and I'm like in the the Mad Men meme. Like I don't even think about you at this point because I'm just enjoying six and three. Yeah. And it's. And it's probably not going to last, but I'm enjoying six and three and the opportunity to play some meaningful football in December.
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Max
Yeah. Six and three is a great set of numbers to see next to you. Next to your team name.
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PFT Commentator
Yeah. So this by the way, you want to hear a sad stat? Yeah. This is the first time since October 13, 2024 over a year ago that the Badgers and Bears both won on the same weekend combined. I was 11 and 24 since October 13, 2024. First good good football weekend since pre Halloween last year.
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Max
Have a Saturday and a Sunday.
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PFT Commentator
Yeah, like that was fun. I enjoyed football this weekend. Yeah, I had a good time and I love Caleb and he's, he's. That his, that run that he had, not the touchdown run, the run before that set up the, the, the touchdown to go down three. He's just. Guys can't bring him down. He just finds angles.
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Max
Yeah. I mean, moving around in the fourth quarter to do what he's done this season, I, I would have a lot of confidence in him.
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PFT Commentator
It's, it's. It's fun to watch and the defense needs to. Steven's gonna. It's gonna be a problem when we play like really explosive offenses and teams that can take advantage of it because you don't know how long you can. Like. I'm bracing myself for a very bad Black Friday with the Eagles in Philadelphia because I, I just know. I, I don't think if, if you're like, hey, do you think the Bears are on par with the top of the nfc? The answer is no.
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Max
Do you have any primetime games?
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PFT Commentator
That one. And then I think that's it. I think that's it. I think we, I know we play. We play at Minnesota next week. That, that's going to be a big test too because Caleb has not done well against the division.
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Max
Yeah.
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PFT Commentator
Obviously last year was a bad. We were on a bad team. He was on a bad team.
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Co-host 2
But you have nine or Sunday Night Football.
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PFT Commentator
Niners. Sunday Night Football. So that, that could.
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Co-host 2
And the packers and the Lions at the end of the year also.
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PFT Commentator
Oh, yeah. Because that's one's a sat. Packers is a Saturday game. So that's a standalone game. I think that's the. The game. Yeah, that's a Saturday game. And then the Black Friday game against the Eagles, which will be on whatever.
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Max
Streaming that Lions could be flexed at the end of the season too.
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PFT Commentator
I don't see. It's gonna be fun. We have a gauntlet schedule coming up. There's no, there's no gimmes. There's every game. I would say. I'd say we're probably going to be underdogs in every game against the. Except for the Browns.
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Max
That looks. Yeah, that's. I mean, home against. Home against the Steelers. Maybe.
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PFT Commentator
Maybe Depending on how.
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Max
If you beat the. If you beat the Vikings.
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PFT Commentator
Whose line is it anyway? What's the Vikings. Bears line next week?
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Max
Vikings three on DraftKings, Vikings by three.
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PFT Commentator
I would say Vikings minus one and a half.
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Hank
On the DraftKings sportsbook, it is Vikings minus three.
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PFT Commentator
Oh, so there you go. So, yeah, we're not going to be favored in any games. Except maybe the Browns game. In the Browns game. Oh, you like the hungry dog there? Is a hungry dog still alive?
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Hank
Nope. Oh, four downers.
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PFT Commentator
Ah. So, yeah, we'll see. I'm. I'm excited. Six and three feels good and it bothers people. People have to have a conversation because they. I think that. Wouldn't you say pfd. It's. You can't be accused of being a fraud team if you're. If you kind of know that, like, this is what it is. It's. We're six and three, but we. We beaten bad teams, and there's going to be some tough games coming up. Well, I. No one's putting the Bears.
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Max
No, No. I think that it speaks to the fraud, too. If you've been blowing out the bad teams, then you could be a fraud.
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PFT Commentator
And be at the top of power rankings.
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Max
Yeah, yeah.
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PFT Commentator
Like, oh, you're a top five team in the NFL. No one's got the Bears as a top five team.
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Max
You're in dog fights. You coming back. So that way it's. It's tough to really overrate you.
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PFT Commentator
Yeah. So hopefully the dog fights continue and hopefully we can. You know, like I said, 6 and 3, you're. You're gonna be. Bears are gonna be in the hunt at least until mid December.
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Max
For fans of. Of historically losing franchises, being at this point of the year and just seeing a record that's above.500 is just such a breath of fresh air.
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PFT Commentator
It feels.
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Max
It feels awesome.
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PFT Commentator
We're 17th on the ESPN Power Rank rankings. ESPN, dude, when are we going to get this figured out? What the fuck?
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Hank
Tomorrow's got to be a turning point.
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PFT Commentator
It has to be. Although they got kind of. They got kind of bodied by how good Penn State, Indiana was. Like, I don't even miss whatever game was on. I think it was Texas Tech, byu.
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Max
But if they didn't. If they didn't bring it back after Dancing with the Stars, now you've really reached, like, 100 of the critical mass.
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PFT Commentator
Yeah, yeah, that's true.
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Hank
But last Monday was a stinker. Tomorrow's gonna be make or break.
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PFT Commentator
Yeah. Because I feel like a lot of.
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Hank
People probably will cave. If people can stay strong tomorrow, though, then.
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PFT Commentator
Stay strong.
- [60:28]
Hank
Yeah.
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PFT Commentator
Stay strong.
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Max
You're gonna get a bunch of people from Philly that maybe didn't know that their YouTube TV didn't work for that game that are gonna be very upset.
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Co-host 2
My mom sent our family a group text this morning being like, how do I. First of all, it's bullshit that the that coming off of a buy. I still have to wait another day to watch the Eagles.
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Max
Yeah.
- [60:46]
Co-host 2
Which I agree with. And then she said, second of all, ESPN better figure this out.
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Max
Yeah, I can watch tomorrow.
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PFT Commentator
Yeah.
- [60:53]
Max
Hey, espn, you remember what happened to Hitchbot?
- [60:55]
Co-host 2
Yeah.
- [60:55]
Max
Think about what they can do to you.
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PFT Commentator
I have. I have cable, so I can still watch it. But the. I tried to, like, watch it on the ESPN app on my TV and they wouldn't let me watch it.
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Max
Yeah. Because it sucks. Loading. It's like just.
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PFT Commentator
Nobody is just like, you don't have this service. Like, how do I not have this to pay. Yeah. More.
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Co-host 2
It's a separate thing.
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PFT Commentator
But I have. I bought espn. Like, on. Like, it's crazy.
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Memes
You have to sign with your provider.
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PFT Commentator
They're the. I did.
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Memes
Then you're.
- [61:22]
PFT Commentator
I don't know. It's crazy. I swear to God. They're just. Sass said, and I believe him. He said that ESPN's making people pay $15 extra a month for sound on Red Zone.
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Hank
So greedy.
- [61:33]
PFT Commentator
Is that crazy?
- [61:34]
Hank
So greedy.
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PFT Commentator
Max is processing the joke and. Nope, he's got.
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Co-host 2
No, that's okay. Let's go to the next one.
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PFT Commentator
All right. Let's go to the next game. I love Caleb Williams. That's my final thought. Ravens 27, Vikings 19. Ravens are back.
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Max
Fully back.
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PFT Commentator
Fully fully back.
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Co-host 1
Fully back.
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Max
Great. It was Harbaugh's first win in Minnesota. Now he's won in every single NFL city.
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PFT Commentator
Okay, so that's a nice one. So.
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Max
Yeah, he collected all of them. Yeah. Derek Henry didn't have the best game, if you go by the stats, but he was still running the ball pretty effectively. Lamar ran the ball effectively. He had that. Nice. Was that a fourth down that he converted with his legs a little, like, fake tush push pitch out to Lamar? Yeah. The Ravens are fully back. And it's their defense. Really? It's their defense. Because before they went on this little turnaround after the bye week, their defense was one of the worst in the NFL. And it seems like maybe they fixed that. Now, is that they fixed it, or was it JJ McCarthy just air mailing a couple interceptions?
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PFT Commentator
Well, one of those games. So the stats are the first five weeks of the season. The Ravens were giving up 35, 0.4 points per game the last four games. They also had. They had two turnover, two takeaways in that time. The last four games, they've had eight takeaways, and they're giving up 14 and a half points a game. And you could say, yeah, J.J. mcCarthy, you know, rookie quarterback. One of those games was against the Rams, who are one of the best teams in the NFL, and they had. They had. What's the name? Cooper Rush playing quarterback. So they. They have not given up. In last four games, they have not let an appoint opponent score more than 20 points. Yeah, that's pretty good. The Ravens feel like they are back and their offense was a little slow to start today. And yes, the fumble on the kickoff did kind of. That was. I don't know if. If they. I think someone has a chart where it's like the most consequential, like, plays in a game that has to be up there because it was 12 to 10 Ravens, the Vikings fumbled the kickoff, then all of a sudden it's 1910 Ravens, but still the Ravens are back.
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Max
Yeah. So in the three losses that Lamar has this season, the defense has given up at least 37 points in those. In those three. And I don't. What were the stats that you just said? Was it. Was it only three touchdowns allowed?
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PFT Commentator
They've. They've. They have. The Ravens in the first five games of the season gave up 35 points a game. In the last four games, they've given up 14 points a game. They have not let an opponent score more than 20 points. In the last four games.
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Max
Yeah, they've only given up three touchdowns. On defense. Now when it comes to, like, special teams and. And turnovers, that's different. But in the last. Since the bye week, they've only given up three touchdowns. On defense. It seems like they fixed it. And today, Derrick Henry also shattered another record. In a long list of records, he finally broke his high school rushing record. Oh, let's go 10. 10 seasons into the NFL. He now has 12,000. Over 12,124 yards his high school career rushing yards in four seasons, 12,124 yards. So he finally did it.
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PFT Commentator
I also don't know if that was the right recipe for the Vikings in terms of J.J. mcCarthy throwing it 42 times.
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Max
I don't think that it is, and I don't think it's the right recipe for jettison either. Yeah, well, he seems like he's. He's starting to check out a little bit.
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PFT Commentator
Both of the interceptions thrown by JJ McCarthy were targeting Justin Jefferson.
- [64:50]
Max
Yeah. Targeting loosely.
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PFT Commentator
Yeah, the. Yeah. One of them was really bad. The other one was kind of like they got tangled up, but yeah. 42 times passing the ball, 18 times running the ball for the Vikings, and they average 5.7 yards per pass attempt and 6.7 yards per rush attempt. That feels screwy.
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Max
It does. Well, also at the end of the game when JJ was taken off a little bit, like it was against more of a.
- [65:14]
PFT Commentator
You mean nine?
- [65:15]
Max
Yeah. When nine was. Well, no, that wasn't nine today.
- [65:17]
PFT Commentator
I think it was still nine.
- [65:19]
Max
No, this is nine is when he wins. Nine is in the fourth quarter when he wins a game. He was. He was getting a lot of looks where he could just take off with his feet and try to get a first down. So I think some of those rushing yard. But you're right, the overlying point, which is that they just need to pound the rock and let him throw for 170 yards.
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PFT Commentator
Yeah. Let JJ be JJ.
- [65:36]
Max
Let JJ be nine.
- [65:37]
PFT Commentator
Let JJ be nine. Yeah, let him be nine. Let him do his thing. Yep. The Ravens are so back, though. This is we. We all credit to us.
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Max
No. Yeah, we didn't. We didn't fall for it.
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Co-host 1
Nope.
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PFT Commentator
We did not fall for it. They. They are going to be just fine. If you could actually point to where the Ravens were back was probably when. When Snoop Huntley beat the Bears. That was a must win with that. With Lamar still out. Yeah. And winning that game propelled them to. They're now one game away from being back to.500. And they play the Browns and the jets and the Bengals their next three games.
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Max
They've got a great schedule coming up. Great schedule. Get the Steelers twice. They have the Patriots still.
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PFT Commentator
Yep.
- [66:16]
Max
What? Hank, Market right now. Are the Patriots. Are you guys gonna bench your starters at that point? December 21st.
- [66:23]
PFT Commentator
That's week 16.
- [66:25]
Hank
No.
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Max
So what's the spread gonna be in Baltimore?
- [66:31]
Hank
Baltimore minus two and a half.
- [66:33]
Max
Okay. Oh, jot it down.
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PFT Commentator
Okay. Okay.
- [66:37]
Max
Are you afraid of the Ravens again?
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Hank
I think like Ravens, Bills, Chiefs are all teams. I would not like. I'd be pretty scared to play in the playoffs. And I feel like they would have an edge over us just because they have so much playoff experience. And the Ravens and the Ravens and Bills, like, they're fighting for their lives in the playoffs. Yeah, they know. You know, they've been there. They've kind of choked. They haven't gotten to where they think they need to go. Like, they're. They're going to be gunning for everything and they're not going to maybe feel. Feel the pressure the way the Patriots would. So Ravens, Bills, and Chiefs are the three teams that scare me.
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Max
To your point earlier now, do you think that Kevin o' Connell actually played scout team Lamar this week?
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PFT Commentator
Was that the rumor?
- [67:21]
Max
He said that he was Going to do it. He might have been joking, but I believe it. I think he might have done it.
- [67:26]
PFT Commentator
That's one of those ones that I bet you Kevin o' Connell feels like he's got a little psycho to him. I think that's fair to say.
- [67:32]
Max
Yeah.
- [67:33]
PFT Commentator
That he says it as a joke to the media to cover his ass in case any of the media, like, during one of the practice sessions catches him doing it.
- [67:44]
Max
Yep.
- [67:44]
PFT Commentator
And they're like, he. He's getting ahead of it, because you don't want to have a situation where the media is like, hey, we saw you running around with the jersey on. What the Was that? He just let. He just let everyone know and then laughed a little so that they'd be like, he's joking. No, no, he did it.
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Max
He might also say that and then hear the media being like, he's clearly joking because he. He can't be Lamar. And then he's like, I'll show them. Yeah, I'll show.
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PFT Commentator
I got this. I got this.
- [68:09]
Hank
Yeah.
- [68:09]
PFT Commentator
The Ravens are back. I. If you're someone who. Who buried him, maybe. I. I don't. I'm trying to think. If we ever said anything.
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Max
I think a lot of people knew not to bury them.
- [68:19]
PFT Commentator
You can't.
- [68:19]
Max
Because, yes, the defense was terrible to start the year. Guess what? Their defense to start the year last year was awful, too.
- [68:24]
PFT Commentator
Yeah.
- [68:24]
Max
They just. They.
- [68:25]
PFT Commentator
And they fixed.
- [68:26]
Max
They fix it. They make a few tweaks. You get Malachi Starks picking off balls. It all looks different.
- [68:32]
PFT Commentator
Yeah. Okay, let's pause for an ad, and then we'll do the last three games from the morning slate.
- [68:38]
Max
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Memes
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PFT Commentator
One slice of cheese pizza and a can of wild Cherry Pepsi. That's it.
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Max
I love that.
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Co-host 2
Yeah.
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Hank
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Max
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Hank
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Max
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Hank
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Max
You want to get pizza for dinner?
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Hank
Yeah.
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PFT Commentator
Yeah.
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Max
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PFT Commentator
And Pepsi for dinner.
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Co-host 2
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Max
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PFT Commentator
Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
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Co-host 2
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PFT Commentator
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Max
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Memes
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- [70:39]
PFT Commentator
Okay, wrapping up the afternoon games, we have Texans 36, Jaguars 29. They forgot about Davis Mills. Pft, they did.
- [70:48]
Max
Javis Mills is a certified Jaguars killer.
- [70:51]
PFT Commentator
He is.
- [70:51]
Max
So if you look at his career, Davis Mills is 6 and 19 as a starter. Half of his wins, three of them have come against the Jaguars.
- [70:59]
PFT Commentator
I was thinking about it. How weird is it? Like it doesn't get talked about enough that Davis Mills, essentially he was drafted in the third round by the Texans. He was giving given pretty much two full years to be a starter, proved that he was not good enough to be a starter, and then just stayed with the Texans. I like that doesn't happen like everywhere. Everywhere else if you draft a guy and he doesn't work out, he's gone.
- [71:23]
Max
I think that Davis Mills, when he got the starting gig, he was just like, I'm just, I know I'm a backup. I got backup DNA.
- [71:30]
PFT Commentator
Oh, yeah, I like it too. He basically just said, yeah, I'm just going to be the backup for the Texans for the next 10 years. Like, I'm good with that.
- [71:37]
Max
How tall is he? Six. Five, six, six.
- [71:39]
PFT Commentator
With the neck?
- [71:39]
Max
With the neck.
- [71:40]
PFT Commentator
Six, seven.
- [71:40]
Max
NEC included.
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PFT Commentator
Yeah.
- [71:42]
Max
I mean he just.
- [71:43]
PFT Commentator
Giraffe.
- [71:43]
Max
Yeah. Listen, being a backup quarterback for one franchise is not a bad gig to have.
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PFT Commentator
Yeah.
- [71:47]
Max
He just, he didn't have any aspirations of doing anything else. I, I respect that.
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PFT Commentator
I was just trying to think about it, like how that does that. Ha. I'm. I'm just trying to like jog my memory. Usually, yeah, they might stick around for a year or two, but like, they usually will go somewhere else. And the team like, all right, we're going to find someone else. Because it's kind of awkward. You were the starter, now you're the backup. But it's like, yeah, yeah.
- [72:07]
Max
I don't think that Davis Mills did anything when he was the starter for him to like, realistically say, you know what, I deserve a shot.
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PFT Commentator
Yeah. Yeah.
- [72:14]
Max
He's very self aware, but he was.
- [72:16]
PFT Commentator
He was awesome in this game. Was crazy because with 133 left in the third quarter, the Jaguars go up 29 to 10. They have a long drive to go up 29 to 10. Game over, game over. Except for. You forgot about Davis Mills. Because in the fourth quarter, fourth quarter alone, he had three total touchdowns, two passing, one running. And it was. Yeah, I mean, they were, they were driving. They were down 29, 10 in the fourth quarter with Davis Mills driving and he ends up with like over 100 yards passing in the fourth quarter alone. And they forgot about Davis Mills. And the Texan season, while on life support, survives another day. Because this was a game where if they lost this and go to 3 and 6, it's pretty much over. Now they can get CJ Stroud back and they can maybe fight and scratch and claw to try to get that last seed in the afc especially because right now the owner of that seed is the Jacksonville Jaguars.
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Max
So I was thinking about this and I, I believe that the difference between three and seven and four and six is the biggest one game swing possible.
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PFT Commentator
So it would have been four, it would have been three and six or four and five.
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Max
Okay, so now it's. Now we're at four and five.
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PFT Commentator
Yeah.
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Hank
Yeah.
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Co-host 1
Okay.
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PFT Commentator
Four and five.
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Co-host 1
All right.
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Max
Four and five. Very still alive. I think it's.
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PFT Commentator
Well, the. Looking at the afc, it's basically right now, if you had to kick someone out, I would say it's the Steelers. We'll talk about that game at the end. But it would be the Steelers, but it will be kicked out for the Ravens. Right. And then the Chiefs, you would think, would find a way in and the Jaguars would be out, but I don't know, who knows? I mean there's a lot of football left. There's a lot of football left and there's a, there's a, there's a steep fall off. Basically the Texans have survived to not fall into the Bengals and below division.
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Max
Yeah.
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PFT Commentator
Because there's like a, there's a, there's a 11 through 16 in the AFC that is just. Okay, season's over and they stay. They staved off being in that section for another week.
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Max
Yeah. Their defense is good enough to keep them in it and their offense is like the. If the Browns had the Texans offense, they would find themselves in a similar situation. From where the Texans are right now, their offense is serviceable enough if you keep them outside of the five yard line where it becomes just impossible for them to score. And it was actually very smart what they did at the end. They took a couple penalties to back them up to the 14 and then they were able to score on offense.
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PFT Commentator
Some breathing room to take the lead.
- [74:45]
Max
29 to 10 deficit that you're talking about. That's actually, it's. That's the biggest blown lead in Jaguars history which I, I would have thought that they were capable of blowing a.
- [74:54]
PFT Commentator
Much bigger lead just regular season. Was it. Oh no, that was the Chargers who blew Chargers.
- [75:00]
Max
Yeah. But the Jaguars I guess just haven't had huge leads that frequently low. But it's the second biggest comeback in Texans history that they had here. The touchdown as time expired that, that was a bit unnecessary.
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PFT Commentator
Yep.
- [75:12]
Max
For a lot of people at home that were watching that game.
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PFT Commentator
Yeah. I don't.
- [75:15]
Max
I understand. I feel your pain.
- [75:16]
PFT Commentator
I feel like though the Jaguars were for the most part it was a pick them where the Jaguars were minus one and a half. So I don't think. Unless I, I mean I, I bet the Jaguars right before the game and it was a pick them.
- [75:28]
Max
I think earlier in the week before they announced that Davis Mills.
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PFT Commentator
Oh, okay. So yeah, that's, you know. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- [75:34]
Max
I think it was like one and a half points a few people but.
- [75:36]
PFT Commentator
I know the Jaguars are minus one and a half from Wednesday on. The. Daniel Hunter was insane. Will Anderson is insane. They had two and a half sacks just in the fourth quarter alone. And this is. The Jaguars just have only themselves to blame for this because they were completely controlling this game and they went into turtle mode. They went run, run, pass on three, three and outs in the fourth quarter. That took a total of three minutes. Like I don't understand it. Just keep playing your offense, keep trying to win the game. Don't don't just run the ball up the middle and then get into a third and long incomplete pass punt, which is what they did on two consecutive possessions in the. In the fourth quarter. That's how you let a team come back down. 19.
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Max
So D' Amico Ryan. So the amp is team up for this game. Showed his. Showed his squad a video of a boxer who dislocated his shoulder and still knocked his opponent out.
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PFT Commentator
Okay.
- [76:32]
Max
On Saturday night. Okay, can we figure out what boxer that was?
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PFT Commentator
Who. Who dislocated their shoulder?
- [76:37]
Max
I mean, it seems like it's big time. Nate Diaz vibes, he didn't box. I know, but he's a. He's a fighter that would do something like that. I gotta figure out who this boxer was that he showed. Showed the clips of.
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PFT Commentator
Danny Williams. Yeah, Danny Williams. Danny.
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Max
So is it Danny Williams?
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PFT Commentator
Potter, in 2000, after dislocating his right army, fought with one arm for two rounds before landing a knockout blow with his left uppercut. That's pretty good.
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Max
All right, so that got the boys amped up.
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PFT Commentator
Yeah.
- [77:04]
Max
And yeah, the Texas, they're definitely still alive. I mean, The Jaguars being 5 and 4 and in that 7 spot right now, that looks like the team that.
- [77:13]
PFT Commentator
They'Re just holding it for.
- [77:14]
Max
The Chiefs, they're hanging on to it. Yeah.
- [77:16]
PFT Commentator
Though who. Who threw it out there? Memes. Did you say that maybe the Chiefs won't make the playoffs? I did. You want to stand on that?
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Memes
Sure. He's gonna make playoffs.
- [77:26]
PFT Commentator
Oh, you're saying the Chiefs won't make the playoffs?
- [77:29]
Memes
Well, there's a lot of teams.
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PFT Commentator
There are a lot of teams. There are a lot of teams.
- [77:34]
Memes
And after what Chris Long said, they don't have the pass rush. They don't have linebackers.
- [77:40]
Max
They do have Justin Reed. They do have Patrick Mahomes. Forget about Patrick Mahomes.
- [77:47]
PFT Commentator
Trevor Lawrence is a quarterback.
- [77:51]
Memes
Quarterback.
- [77:51]
PFT Commentator
He certainly is.
- [77:52]
Memes
Lamar Jackson.
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PFT Commentator
That also was unfair. At the end of this game with the shadows and the. The sun. The. The Jaguars had to had like 17 seconds, which I wish they would had been able to attempt a kick because Cam Little obviously has the record from last. Last week. They basically had to do the entire 17 seconds just directly in this one patch of sun.
- [78:15]
Max
Yeah, it was so.
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PFT Commentator
That was so mean. Like, I don't know how you operate. They gotta figure. They gotta think about something with this. This sun situation.
- [78:22]
Max
We had a sun problem in the NFL. Yeah, for sure. Maybe it's just a Texas sun problem.
- [78:27]
PFT Commentator
Yeah, I. I don't know if you.
- [78:29]
Max
Got a Different way to. Isn't it? Yeah. NRG stadium. You get a roof. Let's use our roofs.
- [78:35]
PFT Commentator
Let the sun go. Yeah. Stop with the windows. Put some curtains up.
- [78:38]
Max
Yeah, I don't like it.
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PFT Commentator
That's one of those things, though, that if.
- [78:41]
Max
Although I do feel that if the sun is at your back, that probably adds like 5 yards to the kick.
- [78:45]
PFT Commentator
That, that, that is one of those things that the curtains in. If they put up curtains in Houston or I know they have curtains in Dallas. Like, I bet you those curtains cost like $300,000, something ridiculous to have a.
- [78:57]
Max
Curtain big enough to knock out.
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PFT Commentator
Yeah. Like some outrageous price is like, like, damn, that's a lot of money for curtains. But I, I like, just give me a bed sheet and, and, and some duct tape.
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Max
But if any NFL owner could build something to block out the sun, it would be Jerry Jones.
- [79:11]
PFT Commentator
Absolutely.
- [79:12]
Max
He would do that.
- [79:12]
PFT Commentator
Absolutely. Yeah. So Texans still alive in the Jaguars? I. They're just frustrating.
- [79:18]
Max
Yeah.
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PFT Commentator
For Jaguars fans especially.
- [79:20]
Max
I, I still don't know if the Jaguars are good. I don't think that they're good. I'm willing to say it. I, I think that they're.
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PFT Commentator
I don't think they're good either.
- [79:28]
Max
I think that they are like a slightly below average team.
- [79:32]
PFT Commentator
I think they're good, looks great. And they're bad. Well, it's just basically the chief. They won their super bowl and they beat the Chiefs on Monday Night Football. Yeah, it's kind of been all bad. They've lost three out of four since that moment. Now, it was against some very good teams in the Seahawks and Rams, but they just blew a 19 point lead and needed overtime to beat the Raiders. So, yeah, I'm going to say not good.
- [79:55]
Max
I think that they're. Their bad is worse than. Their good is good.
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PFT Commentator
Their bad is worse. Yeah. And their good is good.
- [80:02]
Max
Yeah, like, their good is okay and their bad is dog.
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Hank
Yeah.
- [80:08]
PFT Commentator
They have the Chargers next. They're gonna. Nah. Yeah. Chargers outdoors. I don't know.
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Max
They. I mean, they could still make the playoffs and not be very good. There's a lot of teams.
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PFT Commentator
That's the seventh spot. Feels that way in both conferences. Okay, here's a team that could make the playoffs. Jets 27, Browns 20. Are we believing memes?
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Memes
No, they're not making the playoffs. But this was a culture. I would say this is a culture.
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Max
Win for the culture.
- [80:38]
Memes
For the culture.
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PFT Commentator
This was the. What we were saying earlier. The. You trade guys away and everyone assumes that they're.
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Memes
They're.
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PFT Commentator
Everyone's giving up and the team has no chance. The jets prove that. Hey, the culture. We're building the culture. Aaron Glenn. We're going to be a team that we're proud of. Maybe not right now, but soon.
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Memes
Yeah, soon.
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Max
Ish.
- [80:58]
PFT Commentator
Soon.
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Memes
Ish.
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PFT Commentator
Ish. This is a good window. Memes Special teams special.
- [81:03]
Memes
Incredible team stepped up.
- [81:05]
PFT Commentator
99 yard kick return and then a 74 yard punt return. The jets had 62 total yards of offense in the first half and were in Tide 17. 17. Pretty good. Their offense was not good, but it doesn't matter.
- [81:20]
Max
Credit to Justin Field. He spread the ball around. He didn't complete more than one pass to a single receiver today.
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Memes
Still got a win.
- [81:28]
Max
Pretty crazy.
- [81:29]
PFT Commentator
Will McDonald was a terror.
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Memes
Will McDonald was very good. Jermaine Johnson was very good. Defense tackles were very good. We lost our starting corner. He's a rookie almost immediately. So I thought we were going to be in big trouble. But defense stage wrong.
- [81:44]
PFT Commentator
Defense stayed strong and Breeze hall is awesome still. He's still a very good player. He took that screen. So Justin Fields was 6 for 11 for 54 yards and 42 of them were on a screen pass to Breeze Hall.
- [81:59]
Memes
Yeah, it was a 42 yard touchdown pass.
- [82:01]
PFT Commentator
Yeah. So he had 12 yards other than that, 5 for 10 for 12 yards.
- [82:06]
Max
Listen, he. Justin Fields is just there to manage the game.
- [82:08]
PFT Commentator
Why aren't we taking his under on every game?
- [82:10]
Max
All right. He's just managing the game.
- [82:11]
PFT Commentator
Why aren't we taking his unders every game?
- [82:15]
Memes
I guess I'm saying.
- [82:16]
PFT Commentator
No, it's all right. Wouldn't.
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Memes
Wouldn't do that.
- [82:19]
PFT Commentator
Why?
- [82:21]
Memes
I would only do that if they play a top 10 defense.
- [82:23]
PFT Commentator
Okay. Fair. Fair.
- [82:26]
Memes
So Broncos were two. Browns are three.
- [82:29]
PFT Commentator
Okay. That's actually very fair.
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Hank
Yeah.
- [82:31]
Memes
They played the Patriots on Thursday. Their top 10 defense. So I would take Zunder.
- [82:36]
PFT Commentator
Unders. Unders.
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Co-host 2
What happens if you win on Thursday?
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PFT Commentator
Oh, man.
- [82:40]
Max
It's on.
- [82:41]
PFT Commentator
What happens if you win on Thursday?
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Memes
I wouldn't let us win on Thursday.
- [82:45]
Max
You wouldn't?
- [82:46]
Memes
I just wouldn't.
- [82:47]
Max
You wouldn't do it.
- [82:48]
PFT Commentator
You don't want. If the jets win on Thursday, it. Things could be happening.
- [82:52]
Memes
Things could be happening. I don't think they're gonna happen.
- [82:56]
PFT Commentator
Whose line is it anyway on Thursday?
- [82:58]
Memes
I know what it is.
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Co-host 2
I say it is as well.
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Max
Oh, let's see. Where's the game? Foxborough. In Foxborough. I'm gonna say Patriots by. I'm a eight and a half.
- [83:09]
PFT Commentator
I was gonna say 11. Okay.
- [83:17]
Max
I like the jets memes. I wouldn't Want to see you guys win.
- [83:21]
Co-host 2
Whoa.
- [83:22]
PFT Commentator
Hank. That was a mean. Yeah. Laugh. P. Is a hater.
- [83:25]
Hank
I like it.
- [83:27]
Max
I'm not.
- [83:27]
Hank
Makes me laugh how sad you are now.
- [83:29]
Max
I'm not. I'm not a hater of the Patriots.
- [83:31]
Hank
Oh, yeah.
- [83:31]
Co-host 1
Okay.
- [83:33]
Hank
That is a lie.
- [83:34]
Co-host 1
Oh, no.
- [83:34]
Max
I'm a hater of you.
- [83:35]
PFT Commentator
Yeah.
- [83:35]
Hank
Okay.
- [83:36]
PFT Commentator
Yeah.
- [83:36]
Hank
So it's completely.
- [83:37]
PFT Commentator
It has nothing to do transitive property.
- [83:39]
Hank
You're a hater.
- [83:40]
Max
That's an accurate use of transitive property. Yeah.
- [83:43]
PFT Commentator
You're a hater of gas. And Hank.
- [83:46]
Max
Hank did nothing. And he acts like the. The history of success in Boston sports is because of him.
- [83:54]
Hank
I do not think that.
- [83:56]
Max
I didn't say that. You thought that. I said you act like it.
- [83:58]
PFT Commentator
We've now watched this punt or kick return 75 times.
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Co-host 2
I'm just leaving it up for memes.
- [84:05]
Max
Hank. I just want to see memes.
- [84:07]
PFT Commentator
That was a mean laugh. What you did. Makes me laugh.
- [84:10]
Max
He's a pft.
- [84:11]
Hank
Is a confirmed funny guy.
- [84:13]
Max
I want memes to be happy.
- [84:15]
Hank
I do, too.
- [84:17]
PFT Commentator
Not on Thursday. Yeah.
- [84:19]
Hank
No. But the way PFG said I like the jets just made me laugh.
- [84:22]
Max
I do. Like. Well, per my metrics.
- [84:24]
Hank
Funny comment.
- [84:24]
Max
I had the Patriots at eight and a half points favorite. It turns out it's ten and a half. I look, ipso facto, mathematically, I like the Jets.
- [84:32]
PFT Commentator
We need to start tracking our.
- [84:34]
Max
For my power range.
- [84:35]
PFT Commentator
Our. Our power rankings versus how the games end up going. Wonder if we're ever like. If there's anything to it. The gut reaction. Because I do that sometimes. We're on a Sunday night.
- [84:44]
Max
Yeah.
- [84:45]
PFT Commentator
After we finish the show, I'll go down the entire card for the next week and be like, here's what I think. And then wait three or four days and then just flip them all. Just gut.
- [84:57]
Co-host 1
Go.
- [84:57]
PFT Commentator
Gut reaction. Because you're just stupid. You know?
- [85:00]
Max
Do we think that this was a good coaching job by Aaron Glenn today?
- [85:05]
Memes
Would say yes.
- [85:06]
PFT Commentator
Yeah. Yeah. Wins. A win.
- [85:07]
Max
Yeah.
- [85:07]
Memes
Because the Browns stink.
- [85:08]
Max
Teams were 225. 0 when holding their opponents to 175 or fewer yards and not turning the ball over going into today. And the jets are now that one team that won't.
- [85:19]
Memes
Whoa.
- [85:20]
Co-host 2
So that's an impressive win.
- [85:21]
Max
I guess you got to say that's an impressive win.
- [85:23]
Co-host 2
Defying all odds.
- [85:24]
Max
All odds.
- [85:25]
Memes
Yeah. And I think they did everything to lose this game.
- [85:28]
Max
Not special teams.
- [85:29]
Memes
Not special teams. But like I'm saying, they trade their two best players on defense. They left Justin Fields in the entire game. That and they Ended up winning. Like, they should have lost that game.
- [85:41]
Max
I like how one of the data points is they left their starting quarterback in for the entire game.
- [85:45]
Memes
Game. They've pulled him for less.
- [85:47]
Max
I know. That's. It's true. Today was. It was a tough, tough day to be a Justin Field supporter. Besides that one. That dot to Bree hall for 42 wins. When is a win. It is crazy that he didn't complete more than one pass to any receiver on the team.
- [86:02]
PFT Commentator
No.
- [86:02]
Memes
As soon as he threw that interception, he was never throwing again.
- [86:04]
PFT Commentator
Yeah. Yeah.
- [86:05]
Memes
And he also. He threw one. Garrett Wilson ended up limping. I think you just have to shut him down for the rest of the season.
- [86:10]
PFT Commentator
Yeah.
- [86:11]
Max
Was that a soft benching?
- [86:14]
Memes
Not a soft benching. He had a dislocated knee from the Broncos game. I think he. He reheard it. I think he just gotta shut him down.
- [86:22]
PFT Commentator
Oh, dislocated knee sounds so bad.
- [86:24]
Max
Yeah.
- [86:24]
PFT Commentator
The Browns. I've said this a couple weeks ago, but it is just the same story every single week for the Browns in their losses. And I'll do it again real quick. These are their losses at halftime. Down 4. Lost by 1. At halftime. Down 7. Lost by 24 at halftime. Down 13. Lost by 24 at halftime. Down, up 3. Lost by 4. Halftime. Down 3. Lost by 14 at halftime. Down 2. Lost by 19 at halftime. Today. Tied. Lost by 7. It's the same story every single week for the Browns. They're competitive for a half a football, and then they lose the game, and they just can't. Dylan Gabriel, he is their he. Kevin Savant said we're gonna stick with Dylan Gabriel. I think it's just Tankathon. They're gonna probably take another quarterback. And Miles Garrett just continues to be frustrated. But guess what, Miles Garrett, you did take the money. So you can't really say anything.
- [87:20]
Memes
Like, you.
- [87:21]
PFT Commentator
You had the fork in the road where you demanded a trade, and if you had just stuck with it, you probably would have gotten a trade. Instead, you took the money.
- [87:29]
Max
And I do think that the Browns probably should have traded him.
- [87:32]
PFT Commentator
Yeah, probably.
- [87:33]
Max
I don't think that. That, like, Miles Garrett's gonna be upset and frustrated for probably the rest of his career in Cleveland, and the Browns aren't going to take advantage of having the best defensive player in the league on their team.
- [87:44]
PFT Commentator
Yeah.
- [87:44]
Max
So I. Yeah. I don't know why that ended up not happening.
- [87:48]
PFT Commentator
Yeah.
- [87:48]
Max
I don't know why. Like, what changed Miles Garrett's tune besides.
- [87:52]
PFT Commentator
A lot of money.
- [87:52]
Max
Shitload of money.
- [87:53]
PFT Commentator
A lot of money.
- [87:54]
Max
That they had also. Shout out Max B. Max B. At the game today.
- [87:57]
PFT Commentator
Yeah. Max V. Was recurring office on Friday.
- [88:00]
Max
Recurring guest.
- [88:02]
PFT Commentator
Yeah. Max B. Was here.
- [88:03]
Max
Yeah.
- [88:03]
PFT Commentator
An office tour, so. And then he was at the game.
- [88:06]
Hank
Shout out Max B. Really?
- [88:08]
PFT Commentator
Coke boys real awls will know the Max B. Max B. Confusion all time. Yeah. Max Feet. You're pumped, Max. We got freedom. We did it.
- [88:17]
Hank
I love Max B. Yeah. Shout out Max B.
- [88:19]
PFT Commentator
We've been trying to free him for what, nine years?
- [88:22]
Hank
He's been. He's been in jail since I was, like, 15.
- [88:25]
Max
What do you do?
- [88:26]
PFT Commentator
Murder. Oh, well, I don't know. Did we really want to free him? Like, each robbery gone bad.
- [88:33]
Max
Like, real murder.
- [88:34]
PFT Commentator
Killed someone, robbery gone bad. Robbery gone bad is a little different than murder led to a robbery that led to a murder.
- [88:43]
Max
Okay.
- [88:44]
Hank
Was he the one.
- [88:45]
Co-host 2
So accomplice.
- [88:46]
PFT Commentator
Okay. So. But he. Are we happy he's freed?
- [88:50]
Hank
I'm a fan of his music. I'm excited, Zach.
- [88:53]
Max
Yeah.
- [88:54]
PFT Commentator
Yeah.
- [88:54]
Zach
I think you do get that society and get back to your family.
- [88:57]
Max
Yeah. Yeah.
- [88:57]
PFT Commentator
And get back to the jets game. He was at the jets game, like, four hours after he got free.
- [89:01]
Hank
Someone said that should be a parole violation.
- [89:03]
PFT Commentator
Yeah, no, I know.
- [89:05]
Max
I think that should. That should count for time served.
- [89:08]
PFT Commentator
No, getting out of jail and going straight to the jetsu.
- [89:11]
Hank
Brian. Should be a parole violation.
- [89:13]
PFT Commentator
No, that shows that you're. You're still sick in the head.
- [89:16]
Max
No, that. I think that's like, you should be able to serve time at MetLife Stadium.
- [89:20]
PFT Commentator
Oh, it's like. It's like Brooks and Shawshank being like. He basically said he can't live without jail, so he wanted to go back to jail. The Met. The Browns versus the jets at MetLife.
- [89:29]
Max
Imagine escaping jail. You crawl through a sewer system and then you just pop up on the sidelines of this game.
- [89:34]
PFT Commentator
Yeah.
- [89:34]
Max
Shout out John Fanta.
- [89:35]
PFT Commentator
Yeah. Our guy. Johnny Fanta.
- [89:38]
Max
God bless everybody that was at this game. Memes.
- [89:40]
PFT Commentator
I. I look, it was actually a pretty kind of fun game to watch. Two kick returns is as thrilling as thrilling. Get Jets. It was fun. The jets are the most exciting team.
- [89:49]
Memes
Most exciting team.
- [89:49]
PFT Commentator
Most exciting team. Power rankings.
- [89:52]
Max
I looked through the schedule. Memes you got. If you only lose one game for the rest of the season, you're not dead.
- [89:59]
PFT Commentator
Let's go, Memes.
- [90:00]
Memes
Not dead. I mean, it's dead. I want. I want the number one pick.
- [90:04]
PFT Commentator
Well, can we look at Tankathon? Because this, this will be a big game when it comes to Tankathon, you probably shouldn't have won this game, right?
- [90:13]
Memes
No, no, they can still win this game.
- [90:15]
PFT Commentator
All right, you went. You're. You're. You're five right now. The Browns are four, the Titans are one. Hmm.
- [90:24]
Memes
So the Titans are key. They are key because you could trade up to the Titans.
- [90:29]
PFT Commentator
Yeah, because they're not gonna need a quarterback.
- [90:31]
Memes
No. So Titans need a hole, and the.
- [90:34]
PFT Commentator
Saints don't need a quarterback.
- [90:35]
Memes
And the Giants and the jets play the Saints.
- [90:39]
PFT Commentator
Okay, so that will be a big tank a thon game.
- [90:42]
Memes
Cleveland plays Tennessee.
- [90:43]
Max
What about the Raiders?
- [90:44]
Memes
Plays the Raiders.
- [90:45]
PFT Commentator
Oh, you got this all set up.
- [90:47]
Memes
I want the number one pick. When it was 14. 14, it turned into a must lose for me.
- [90:52]
PFT Commentator
Who are you taking with the number one pick?
- [90:55]
Memes
I think Fernando Straight. Because he said he wants to. He was willing to die on the field for his teammates.
- [91:00]
PFT Commentator
Yeah, he's good. He's clutch. That throw he made was so sick.
- [91:04]
Memes
Dante Moore. I heard Tom mcchay say he's going back to Oregon.
- [91:08]
PFT Commentator
Oh, Ty Simpson's. Too bad he can't come out.
- [91:12]
Memes
He can't come out yet.
- [91:13]
PFT Commentator
I think he's a sophomore. A sophomore says junior. Oh, he is. Oh, he can come out.
- [91:19]
Memes
Wait, the way college. The way the college is set up right now, everybody could just go back.
- [91:24]
PFT Commentator
Mock draft 20, 26. What is it? Can we.
- [91:30]
Max
It's probably going to be Mendoza Bain.
- [91:34]
PFT Commentator
Oh, no. Ty Simpson can't come out. I'm sorry. Yeah. Yeah, you're right, though. Guys can. If. If you don't want to get drafted somewhere and you're a really good quarterback, you can come back for $10 million. Yeah.
- [91:48]
Memes
You make. You make so much more than you would in the NFL. I mean, not if you're a top.
- [91:51]
PFT Commentator
Not if you're top. If you're the number one pick. But yeah, it would be. Yeah. I mean, and you also get to be in college. That's. Imagine getting paid $10 million to be in college.
- [92:01]
Max
I would die.
- [92:02]
Memes
But then there's the other side to it, like Nuss Meyer.
- [92:04]
Max
Drew Aller, who.
- [92:05]
Memes
Who stayed. And then their stock just tanked.
- [92:08]
PFT Commentator
True. Good point. Good point. Okay, last game of the early slate, we have Saints 17, Panthers 7. They forgot about Tyler Shock.
- [92:20]
Max
Massive day for the Saints. Every other team the NFC south lost. Tyler Schuck looks serviceable. Drew Brees got hired by Fox.
- [92:28]
PFT Commentator
Yep.
- [92:29]
Max
Big day for Saints fans. I mean, enjoy it. The Panthers should not have been favored.
- [92:34]
PFT Commentator
No. Never make them the favorite ever again. The Panthers fans were booing the Panthers, which I think is actually ridiculous. They're Five and five.
- [92:43]
Max
Yeah. But that just means the standards change, I guess.
- [92:46]
PFT Commentator
So that culture change. Very quick to change the standard.
- [92:49]
Max
Culture change.
- [92:50]
Co-host 1
Yeah.
- [92:50]
PFT Commentator
But, yeah, Tyler Shuck was. I. I like. I like the way he throws the ball. You know what he does something about Tyler Shaq. He throws a catchable ball.
- [92:57]
Max
You know what he does? He deals. Yeah, he was dealing a little bit today, but he.
- [93:01]
PFT Commentator
There's something about. It's like a softball. It's not that he doesn't have a strong arm, it's just that he throws like a. A beautiful, catchable ball. And he was. Yeah, he was. He was moving around in the pocket through for 282 yards, two touchdowns. First new Orleans rookie to win a game since 1981.
- [93:20]
Max
Yeah, it's crazy, isn't it?
- [93:21]
PFT Commentator
Nuts. And, yeah, we should just never, ever let the Panthers be favorites ever again. I also was upset because as soon as this game kicked off, I was like, damn. I wish I had known that the Saints were wearing their stormtrooper uniforms, because those uniforms are the best.
- [93:38]
Max
Yeah.
- [93:38]
PFT Commentator
I love their all whites.
- [93:39]
Max
The white helmets.
- [93:40]
PFT Commentator
Yeah.
- [93:40]
Max
Pretty solid.
- [93:41]
PFT Commentator
Yeah. Those are sick.
- [93:42]
Max
You can't overlook anybody in the NFL if you're the Panthers.
- [93:45]
PFT Commentator
No, you can't yet. You're still the Panthers.
- [93:48]
Max
Yeah. You're the Panthers. Let's remember that. Now, does Meow Mix come back after a loss?
- [93:53]
PFT Commentator
I feel like you. Now's the time to reenter.
- [93:56]
Max
Yeah.
- [93:56]
PFT Commentator
Think about it. The Panthers just went to Lambeau and beat the packers, who are, you know, have super bowl aspirations and lost to the worst team in the nfc.
- [94:04]
Max
Yeah, that's.
- [94:05]
PFT Commentator
It's almost life of the Panthers.
- [94:07]
Max
It's almost like that win last week, if they could take it back, they. They might.
- [94:11]
PFT Commentator
Yeah.
- [94:11]
Max
Because this game meant more or just.
- [94:12]
Hank
Means that the packers fucking suck. Have you thought about that?
- [94:17]
Max
I hadn't put that into my brain yet.
- [94:18]
PFT Commentator
Nope. I would like to. I'd love for that to be a reality.
- [94:21]
Max
You think they suck?
- [94:24]
PFT Commentator
Yeah.
- [94:24]
Hank
We're gonna find out tonight, but, yeah, okay. Go Birds.
- [94:28]
PFT Commentator
They could. They could maybe suck. This was also a game where the Saints had a very good game plan of being like, hey, you know what we're not gonna do is let Rico Dowdle beat us. Let's let Bryce Young beat us. And Bryce Young could not, in fact, beat him.
- [94:40]
Max
Nope. It's a good, good strategy. Overall, very good. Rico Daddle, he did do a touchdown celebration where he. He acted like he was going to do pumps. Did zero pumps.
- [94:49]
PFT Commentator
Nice.
- [94:49]
Max
He just froze up. No pumps, by the way, he Just soaked.
- [94:53]
PFT Commentator
I know that I was accidentally stumbled upon this on Friday and I was wrong, but Juwan Johnson had a touchdown. 92 yards.
- [95:01]
Max
That's what he does. That's what he does.
- [95:02]
PFT Commentator
That's what he does.
- [95:03]
Max
Usually gets two more of them.
- [95:04]
Memes
Yeah.
- [95:05]
PFT Commentator
I was like, holy, look at that one. Johnson. I might pick him up.
- [95:09]
Max
Did you see. Did we talk about the Bryce Young fortune cookie?
- [95:13]
PFT Commentator
No.
- [95:13]
Max
He kind of. He took a page from Jalen Hurts last week. He said, you don't rise to the level of the occasion. You fall back to the level of your training going into this game. That does sound like some JV Jalen Hurts stuff.
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PFT Commentator
What was Jalen Hurts's one? Jalen Hurts had a crazy one.
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Co-host 2
I was waiting for you to bring it.
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PFT Commentator
It was such a fortune. It was actually. I actually think he's now in on the joke. Although I heard was there a story, Max, the Jalen Hurts went to Saquon's party and then had a guy holding his coat for him. He paid a guy to hold his coat for him the entire time.
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Max
I love that. That's like something that you would hear. Princeton.
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Co-host 2
I did not hear about that.
- [95:50]
Max
Like, I went to a party at the. The Prince estate.
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PFT Commentator
Yeah.
- [95:55]
Max
Paisley Park. And there was somebody just standing behind Prince the entire time holding a cape in case he wanted it.
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PFT Commentator
Did you.
- [96:01]
Max
You live life forward, but you learn it backwards.
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Hank
Yeah.
- [96:05]
Max
Jalen Hurts. I think that is a.
- [96:07]
PFT Commentator
That is such a fortune cookie.
- [96:09]
Max
I think that's a Kierkegaard quote.
- [96:13]
Co-host 2
I don't know.
- [96:13]
Max
I don't know.
- [96:15]
Co-host 2
I. You just said a name that I've never heard of.
- [96:20]
PFT Commentator
Learn it, dude. Kirk.
- [96:21]
Memes
Guard.
- [96:21]
Max
I think. Let's see. Life.
- [96:25]
PFT Commentator
It's a restaurant. Is that what you just said, Hank? A restaurant?
- [96:29]
Max
No, you've got to confuse with the tequila guy.
- [96:30]
PFT Commentator
Hank. Don Quixote.
- [96:33]
Hank
I think I gotta read that book.
- [96:35]
PFT Commentator
Don Quixote.
- [96:36]
Max
You would love. You would love. Don't.
- [96:38]
PFT Commentator
Book report.
- [96:38]
Hank
Hank.
- [96:39]
Max
This dude hated windmills so much. Hank, you love him.
- [96:41]
PFT Commentator
Book report.
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Max
Yeah, Kierkegaard. Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards.
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Hank
Ah, it's a book, right?
- [96:49]
Max
Don Quixote.
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PFT Commentator
Yeah.
- [96:51]
Max
And it's Keela and a play. The man of La Mancha.
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Hank
I'm gonna read the book.
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PFT Commentator
You're not gonna read the book.
- [96:59]
Hank
I'm gonna read the book.
- [97:00]
PFT Commentator
I mean, can we just. Let's have the hard con. C.J. shroud. Hard conversations. You are not going to read that book.
- [97:07]
Hank
I will read the book.
- [97:08]
PFT Commentator
I think you are not. You can't Even slide. You can't even say without laughing. Dude, I think you're not. What if I do? You know, what if I do? It just doesn't matter. You're not. I actually don't think you could read five pages of. What the.
- [97:22]
Hank
The does that mean, Hank, if you.
- [97:24]
PFT Commentator
Know exactly what it means.
- [97:25]
Hank
We're not book readers capable of reading.
- [97:27]
Max
Yes, you know how to read.
- [97:28]
PFT Commentator
Say you can't read if you read.
- [97:30]
Max
The entire book cover to cover every single word. I will wipe the debt.
- [97:35]
PFT Commentator
Okay, wait, no. He's got to also beat you in golf.
- [97:39]
Max
No, we. That way we can double down later on that book report. Yeah, there's zero. What you will do is you will look up like the shortest YouTube summary.
- [97:46]
PFT Commentator
Hank, you. You're. You admit that you didn't read books when you had to read books.
- [97:52]
Hank
I used to read when I was a kid. I read that.
- [97:55]
PFT Commentator
Talking about, like, Goodnight Moon and.
- [97:57]
Hank
No, I read all the Harry Potter books. Lord of the Rings.
- [98:00]
Co-host 2
I think it's been a decade since I've read them.
- [98:02]
PFT Commentator
Oh, it's the Outsiders. I, I. There's no.
- [98:05]
Hank
I read Mark Titus's book.
- [98:06]
PFT Commentator
Oh, there you go. There's no one better in the world than start starting books. No, that. That's pretty mean.
- [98:15]
Hank
No, that's not a ring shot at all.
- [98:17]
Co-host 2
That's the best set seller, isn't it?
- [98:18]
Hank
I read it as an adult. Yeah, no, My brother got it for me for Christmas. I read it.
- [98:21]
PFT Commentator
The whole thing?
- [98:22]
Co-host 2
Yeah, I read Mark Titus's book.
- [98:24]
PFT Commentator
Hank.
- [98:25]
Max
Why don't we put that in our book? Your book report on. Oh, Don Quixote.
- [98:29]
PFT Commentator
That would be great.
- [98:30]
Hank
Okay.
- [98:30]
PFT Commentator
You can read a book.
- [98:32]
Hank
I will.
- [98:33]
PFT Commentator
Yeah. That will be the chapter. Hank reads a book. Told you.
- [98:36]
Max
0% chance. You read the entire book.
- [98:38]
Hank
This is crazy.
- [98:40]
Max
You're not going to read it, Hank. You won't read it.
- [98:43]
PFT Commentator
It.
- [98:44]
Co-host 2
Okay, what's the book?
- [98:45]
PFT Commentator
This might actually. You saying you're going to read that book? I actually, there was a moment where last year, around this time, in the back of my head, this is book reading time. No, no, no. Here in the back of my head. Last year, I was like, maybe there's a chance Hank and Dunk, and we just all have been doubting him. I don't even have that feeling about you reading a book.
- [99:12]
Max
All right, here's the thing about Don Quixote, Hank. Is it. This is over a thousand pages. Yeah, it was written in a thousand pages. It was written.
- [99:21]
PFT Commentator
You didn't know that, did you?
- [99:22]
Max
It was written in two parts. It's a two part novel. It was written.
- [99:27]
Hank
Have you read it?
- [99:27]
Max
1605. No.
- [99:30]
PFT Commentator
It's gonna be all kinds of weird words.
- [99:32]
Co-host 2
Yeah.
- [99:33]
PFT Commentator
Old English. Oh, yeah.
- [99:34]
Co-host 2
So there's no chance you would read this book?
- [99:38]
Hank
Stay tuned.
- [99:39]
PFT Commentator
There actually is zero percent that. That would.
- [99:41]
Co-host 2
That sounds like. That sounds like a pig's punishment is having to read this.
- [99:44]
Max
Yeah.
- [99:46]
PFT Commentator
Maybe that is. Maybe that is our gambling punishment this year. You have to read the book in a week and give a full report.
- [99:56]
Max
I'm looking back right now. I'm reading. This is on the Reddit classic literature page on Reddit. How long did it take you to read Don Quixote? And then people are like, yeah, it took me three weeks, but then I had to take a break to avoid burnout on it. Like, these are. These are people who love literature so much that they post to classic literature on Reddit.
- [100:15]
PFT Commentator
Unbelievable. Hank, you're not gonna build do it.
- [100:17]
Hank
I just bought it.
- [100:18]
PFT Commentator
Oh, yeah. Or you read it. You're read on your phone. No. Oh, you bought a hardcover.
- [100:23]
Hank
Yeah, Soft cover, but yeah.
- [100:25]
PFT Commentator
Should we do this as the punishment?
- [100:26]
Max
It's a thousand seven.
- [100:28]
Hank
I'm gonna be done with it by the time the punishment comes around.
- [100:30]
PFT Commentator
No, you aren't. No, you aren't.
- [100:32]
Hank
All right, we'll see.
- [100:34]
PFT Commentator
We will see.
- [100:36]
Max
I don't.
- [100:37]
Hank
So if no one. Everyone was so mad at me for not knowing what it sounds like. No one's read this book.
- [100:41]
PFT Commentator
Oh, no one's right.
- [100:42]
Co-host 1
But everyone's like, you don't know donkey.
- [100:44]
PFT Commentator
If you ever just know him with this donkey and he just goes around.
- [100:47]
Co-host 1
But no one's sold.
- [100:48]
Hank
So the people are getting mad at me are frauds. Yeah, like, yeah, they were very. People were very upset to the point where I was like, I think I just need to read this book. But apparently it's a book no one's read.
- [100:57]
PFT Commentator
No, they just know Don Quixote.
- [101:00]
Hank
Yeah, you're fraud.
- [101:01]
Max
Fraud.
- [101:01]
Hank
Everyone that's everyone that's shirt me. And there was a lot. There was a lot of people that were like, how dare you not know who he is? If you know who he is and haven't read the book, you're as much of a fraud as I am.
- [101:10]
PFT Commentator
I think they just know things.
- [101:12]
Hank
But you don't know anything if you didn't read it. Like, oh, I know the name of a book.
- [101:16]
PFT Commentator
Wow, you're actually making a really good point. You're making a good point.
- [101:21]
Max
So if you average 250 words per minute reading, Hank, the book will take per minute. Yeah.
- [101:27]
PFT Commentator
No way.
- [101:27]
Max
No way. Should we dial that?
- [101:28]
PFT Commentator
Okay.
- [101:29]
Max
I was just. I was just gonna tell you. I was just gonna tell you a lot. If you do average 250 words per minute and you read the book for a half hour every day, it would take you 33 days to read it.
- [101:41]
Hank
All right?
- [101:42]
Co-host 2
The audiobook is between 36 and 40 hours.
- [101:45]
Hank
I'm not doing. I can't do audiobooks.
- [101:46]
PFT Commentator
I know. I'm just giving you.
- [101:48]
Max
That's not a book.
- [101:49]
Co-host 2
I'm just giving you a reference podcast.
- [101:51]
Max
You're listening to a podcast.
- [101:52]
Hank
All right.
- [101:52]
PFT Commentator
Right.
- [101:53]
Co-host 2
That's not.
- [101:54]
PFT Commentator
I don't know if you know what reading is, but when you're listening, you're not reading.
- [101:58]
Co-host 2
Shut up. I know what.
- [101:59]
PFT Commentator
You're.
- [102:00]
Co-host 2
Whatever.
- [102:03]
Max
Hank. Zero percent chance. And that's not a knock against you. Zero percent chance.
- [102:06]
PFT Commentator
I would. It's not. I. I wouldn't do it. No, I, I, I just thought, like, I.
- [102:10]
Hank
Again, like, the reaction that I got. I was like. I was like, maybe I'm missing out. No, but, like, it sounds. Whatever.
- [102:16]
Co-host 2
I ordered it.
- [102:17]
Hank
I'm gonna give it a shot.
- [102:18]
PFT Commentator
I think you should. I think we should save for the punishment. It. I'm going to give it a shot.
- [102:21]
Hank
See how far I get.
- [102:22]
PFT Commentator
You're not. I mean, Okay, a shot.
- [102:24]
Hank
Maybe I love it. Maybe it's my type of writing.
- [102:27]
PFT Commentator
You pull up the first page. I want Hank to read the first page. Did you get it on. On Kindle, too? Don.
- [102:38]
Max
I think this is one of those books where people have seen, like, the animated cartoon version of it, and they're like, oh, yeah, I've read it.
- [102:44]
PFT Commentator
Yeah. All right. Oh, my God.
- [102:52]
Co-host 2
The table of contents is crazy. Oh, my God, Hank, I've been scrolling through the table.
- [102:57]
PFT Commentator
All right, here we go, Hank.
- [102:58]
Hank
I don't. I don't have to swear any. This is tough to read. I'm far away. I don't have to swear any oath to persuade you that I should like this book, since it is the son of my brain.
- [103:12]
Co-host 1
Fuck.
- [103:12]
Co-host 2
The prologue.
- [103:13]
PFT Commentator
All right, look, Hank, you're already on page, like, 25.
- [103:18]
Co-host 2
There's too many fucking. Is this the book?
- [103:20]
Hank
Are these.
- [103:21]
Co-host 2
Is this the book?
- [103:23]
Hank
Keep going Or Gone to the unknowable?
- [103:28]
PFT Commentator
This book sucks.
- [103:29]
Co-host 2
This is the prologue. Is insane.
- [103:32]
PFT Commentator
Here we go. Chapter one.
- [103:35]
Hank
In a village in La Mancha, the name of which I cannot quite recall, there lived not long ago one of those country gentlemen or hidalgos who keep a lance in a rack, an ancient leather shield, a scrawny hack, and a greyhound for coursing A midday stew with rather more than shim of beef. The leftovers for supper most nights, lardy eggs on Saturdays, lentil broth on Fridays and all. Occasional pigeon as a Sunday treatment ate up three quarters of his income. The rest went on a cape of black blood cloth with breeches of velvet and slippers to match for our holy days. And on weekdays he walked proudly in finest homespun. Sounds like he eats all his food. Spends all his money on food and clothes. That's relatable.
- [104:21]
PFT Commentator
Yeah.
- [104:22]
Hank
He maintained a housekeeper the wrong side of 40, a niece the right side of 20, and a jack of all trades who was good at saddling the nag as plying the pruning shears. Our Hidalgo himself was nearly 50. He had a robust constitution, dried up flesh and a withered face. And he was an early rider, all right. Keen huntsman, his surname is said to have named Quitsida or Quesada, as if he were jawbone of cheesecake. Concerning this detail, there's some discrepancy among the authors who have have written on the subject. Although credible conjecture does suggest he might have been a plaintive Quixana. But this doesn't matter much.
- [105:04]
Co-host 2
I would love to know the amount of people that are skipped that are.
- [105:06]
Hank
Just clicking as far as our storage concerned. Provided that the narrator doesn't stray one inch from the truth.
- [105:13]
Max
All right already, like 1 1000.
- [105:16]
PFT Commentator
That's an interesting.
- [105:17]
Hank
It sounds like an interesting guy.
- [105:18]
PFT Commentator
Yeah, you learned a lot about him.
- [105:20]
Hank
Hidalgo.
- [105:21]
PFT Commentator
Great. A little creepy with the niece talk.
- [105:23]
Hank
Great movie. Yeah, I love Hidalgo.
- [105:27]
Max
Those Saints Panthers.
- [105:28]
PFT Commentator
Yeah, those Saints Panthers. All right, before we get to the afternoon games. Pft. You want to do two more ads?
- [105:34]
Max
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- [107:28]
PFT Commentator
Okay. Afternoon games. Wow, these were tough to watch. We had Seahawks 44, Cardinals 22. This game was 35 to nothing with eight minutes left in the second quarter. We had two strip sacks for a touchdown. The ex. Basically the exact same play. Tyrese Knight stripping Jacoby Brissette and then DeMarcus Lawrence picking it up and scoring. It was, it was, it was crazy that it happened. The only reason that you knew that it was different was because they happened on different sides of the field. It was just, it was nuts that both happened.
- [108:07]
Max
Credit to Brissette for keeping his interception percentage low. Yeah, by getting swatted at the very last second. DeMarcus Lawrence scoring easy touchdowns. And that Seattle defense is relentless. And their offense, I mean, the last two first halves that Seattle's had, the game has been over. Before the second quarter started.
- [108:23]
PFT Commentator
They. They scored 44 points and they only needed Sam Darnold to pass the ball 12 times.
- [108:28]
Max
Yeah.
- [108:28]
PFT Commentator
Basically hit a, a dime to JSN and just to start the scoring, I believe, and then just didn't have to pass the rest of the game.
- [108:36]
Max
And also, Rashid Jahid looks fast.
- [108:38]
PFT Commentator
Yeah.
- [108:38]
Max
In that Seahawks uniform.
- [108:39]
PFT Commentator
But this was just an absolute kicking. I, I feel like an idiot for thinking the Cardinals had Maybe done something and turned the corner with the whole benching Kyler. The Seahawks are just really good. This is a. This is a bonafide, big time playoff run type of team. Especially with Mike McDonald getting his defense going. We knew he was a really good defensive coach. This was the defense two years ago for the Ravens that was, you know, one of the best in the league. He's just has everything going right now. And the. And now he's. He solved the last puzzle for himself, is to win at home. Yes. And he's doing it.
- [109:17]
Max
The Seahawks now have a winning record at home.
- [109:18]
PFT Commentator
Yep.
- [109:19]
Max
Didn't have that last year. The. I think that they're actually a Super bowl threat.
- [109:24]
PFT Commentator
Yeah.
- [109:24]
Max
I believe fully in the Seattle Seahawks right now.
- [109:26]
PFT Commentator
If they basically just comes down to what Sam Darnold is going to be.
- [109:30]
Max
If they get home field advantage. I. I do believe in the Seahawks.
- [109:34]
PFT Commentator
And. And they also big. What was big for the Seahawks is they ran the ball, which they haven't been able to run the ball consistently like game to game. And they ran the ball really well. Obviously the game flow helped here where they were just up so early that, like I said, Sam General, he was 10 for 12 passing in a absolute blowout. And yeah, this was. This was never even close. And never even close.
- [109:58]
Max
The Seahawks, they got a third guy, George Holani.
- [110:00]
PFT Commentator
Yeah.
- [110:01]
Max
So not only do they have Walker, they got Holani, who will step in there. And just whoever you're starting on the. On the Seattle Seahawks and fantasy, whoever you're betting on to score a touchdown from the running backs, you will be wrong every week. That's just how it's going to be.
- [110:16]
PFT Commentator
Yeah.
- [110:16]
Max
You can't time the Seahawks market.
- [110:18]
PFT Commentator
Yeah. That's. By the way, the most interesting thing of this game was that I think we've talked about it before, but score Gummy is broken. Just a broken, broken app that tweets out random things. I believe they tweeted out that this was a score gummy. 44, 22. Our darling Jake was quickly on it and said that's actually not a score gummy because it happened less than a month ago with the Cowboys and the commanders. 4422. And then it also happened like 10 minutes after this with the commanders in the lions. 44:22.
- [110:54]
Max
And it also happened with the Rams and the Niners. Yeah, it happened. It screwed up three times this afternoon, but there was a score gun.
- [111:01]
PFT Commentator
We know the Rams and Niners weren't 44, 22.
- [111:03]
Max
I know, but it was 42, 26 yeah.
- [111:05]
PFT Commentator
42, 26.
- [111:06]
Max
Yeah, it tweeted out that that was a score on me too.
- [111:09]
PFT Commentator
But I was saying that it's crazy that they tweeted out this was a score gummy when it happened less than a month ago and then also happened twice in the afternoon slate.
- [111:17]
Max
Yeah.
- [111:17]
PFT Commentator
Before 22.
- [111:18]
Max
I'm just saying that the score gummy bot within the span of about 10 minutes up three times on three different scores.
- [111:23]
PFT Commentator
There was a score gummy in the Jaguars time. Texans should have said.
- [111:26]
Max
Yeah.
- [111:27]
PFT Commentator
Jake was very happy.
- [111:28]
Max
I think he said.
- [111:29]
PFT Commentator
I think he was. He. He posted a picture of it. But yeah, this game was. It was never even close.
- [111:35]
Max
Yeah.
- [111:35]
PFT Commentator
It was just. The Seahawks are really, really good. What are they. What do they got coming up? I feel like they've got. So right now, if the playoffs started today, the Seahawks would be the 1 seed. They're 7 and 2 and they still have to, I believe, play the Rams. Do they play the Rams twice still? Yes, they play the Rams next week, which will be a great game. Then they play them again in Week 16. Seahawks have a pretty nice schedule, actually. They play the Rams and then at the Titans at home against the Vikings, at the Falcons at home against the Colts, Rams, Panthers, Niners, Seahawks. I'm just one of the Seahawks odds to win the Super Bowl.
- [112:17]
Max
I. I like. I like the way the team's built that.
- [112:20]
PFT Commentator
I. Okay, all right. Hank, I. I got you. I know what you're saying. I got you. I'm just asking for the odds the.
- [112:28]
Hank
Seahawks to win the Super.
- [112:29]
PFT Commentator
Listen, the way you said that. I got it. I see.
- [112:35]
Max
This is what I'm talking about with Henry Lockwood. Is he. He wins a couple. Hank here and he's like, no other team is worthy. I'm gonna defend Hank.
- [112:43]
PFT Commentator
I'm gonna defend Hank here year. The. I think the Seahawks are a very good team. I think their defense is awesome. They have a ton. JSN is one of the best. He's probably the best wide receiver in terms of this season. Sam Darnold still has to prove it in the playoffs.
- [112:59]
Co-host 1
Yeah, 100.
- [113:01]
PFT Commentator
That's the big question.
- [113:02]
Hank
Unless you're a Patriots fan, it would be probably crazy to bet the Patriots with the Super Bowl. Unless you're a Seahawks fan. It would probably be crazy to bet.
- [113:08]
PFT Commentator
The Seahawks win Super Bowl.
- [113:10]
Hank
That's what I'm saying.
- [113:11]
PFT Commentator
What is. What is. What's the. What are. The Seahawks win the super.
- [113:13]
Hank
They're plus 850.
- [113:15]
Max
Okay, that's not juicy enough.
- [113:17]
PFT Commentator
Yeah, I would look Sam, the good Thing is, he's gonna, he's on a team that he's going to be able to prove it. And I'm glad was last year and he didn't. Yeah, I know. I agree. We're. You and I are agreed.
- [113:33]
Hank
Okay, good.
- [113:35]
Max
But if you were the Vikings, would you rather have Sam Donald back?
- [113:38]
PFT Commentator
Yes. Yeah. Yeah, the nine.
- [113:41]
Max
Well, we didn't see nine today.
- [113:45]
PFT Commentator
Every time he puts on the eye.
- [113:46]
Max
Black, he's nine when he wins.
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PFT Commentator
No, that's not what he said. He said he's nine. Right before the game, he switches into nine.
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Max
I, I'm correcting him. It's nine when he wins.
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PFT Commentator
You can't just pick when you're.
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Max
When he's not. That's how we know. That's how we know if it was nine or not is if he won.
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PFT Commentator
You got to decide. Nine's undated. He said he does it before the game. He turns into nine. Nine. I think nine might not be that great of a quarterback.
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Max
I think it was a fake nine that we saw out there.
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PFT Commentator
The. Yeah, the Seahawks are really good. The Cardinals are not.
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Max
It's like a New York 6.
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PFT Commentator
That's a great set of New York boobs.
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Max
But yeah, the, the Seahawks, I, I believe, I believe and I'm glad that we get to see the Seahawks potentially play some meaningful, hopefully games under the lights this season. I like it when, when Seattle is a contender and we get some like big time games up in that stadium.
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PFT Commentator
I believe they're good. I don't, I'm not. Because you can't just pick every team to win the Super Bowl. I do not. They're not better than the Rams.
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Max
I don't find out.
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PFT Commentator
So, yeah, we will. We'll find out. We'll find out on Sunday. That's why they play the games. All right, that's the other game. Rams 42, 49ers, 26. The Rams are really good. And Matthew Stafford is playing out of his mind right now. He is. The last three games, he has 13 touchdowns, zero interceptions. He has so three straight games, four more touchdowns, no interceptions. The only two guys who've had longer streaks is Peyton with five and Marino with four. He's in that level right now. He's playing out of his mind. The Rams, they jump out 21 nothing. And then the 49ers came back and kept on making a seven point game. And every time the 49ers answered, the Rams were like, all right, fine, we'll just score again. Yeah.
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Max
They never stopped. They never stopped. They just kept the exact same pace going. And if you back it up even three more games, in the last six games that Stafford has played, he's got 20 past touchdowns, no interceptions in six games. No quarterback has ever done that in a six game span within the same season.
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PFT Commentator
MVP.
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Max
Right now, I'd say Matt Stafford is the MVP.
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PFT Commentator
MVP. He's playing like an MVP right now. He absolutely is.
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Max
And the 49ers, they just, they have a pattern. We can at least say that their pattern is that they just, they win every other week.
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PFT Commentator
Yeah. And the craziest part, Mac Jones played well. Like he. I know that he had an interception at the end in, in kind of garbage time. He was 33 for 39 for 319 yards. Like he wasn't the problem. They're. The 49ers defense just has nothing left.
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Max
Yeah.
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PFT Commentator
Like they just. The Rams were so you could say Mac Jones, you know, they probably could have used a couple drives early in the game to keep them in the game and keep their defense off the field. Yes. But overall, you can't, you can't look at this game and be like, man, Mac Jones really sunk them.
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Max
No.
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PFT Commentator
And it's just the 49ers defense just do not have answers right now, personnel wise for the Rams offense.
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Max
I did like Brock Purdy on the sidelines wearing the wristband, looking at the plays.
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PFT Commentator
Yeah.
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Max
It seems like he's probably going to try to get back in, but it's. The Rams are a much better team.
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PFT Commentator
They're a much, much better team.
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Max
Devonte Adams looks good.
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PFT Commentator
He got it. He got banged up.
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Max
Did he?
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PFT Commentator
Yeah.
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Max
How bad is it?
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PFT Commentator
I don't know, but he, I think he left the game, so we'll see.
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Max
He was good while he was playing.
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PFT Commentator
He was good while he's playing, but I know he left the game later. Yeah, he's a insane red zone threat. And then also Sean McVeigh has just. I know 13 personnel isn't something he came up with, but the way the Rams are using it is. It feels unstoppable right now. This might be the wrinkle, you know? Yeah.
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Max
I mean, Matt Stafford, he's playing as good as he's ever played with the Niners.
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Co-host 1
Yeah.
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Max
You go back to week three, they beat the Cardinals and then since then it was loss, win, loss, win, loss, win, loss.
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PFT Commentator
So every other win.
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Max
So they're going to, they're going to beat the Cardinals.
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PFT Commentator
Oh, that's interesting. So like when after a loss, they're a little more hungry.
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Max
Yeah, they are, huh? You don't want to play the Niners off a loss.
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PFT Commentator
That's interesting. That's an interesting stat.
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Max
Good team like that, well coached. Team like that.
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PFT Commentator
Yeah, it's an interesting set. Did you guys see Kendrick Bourne with the most untied shoes of all time?
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Max
Yeah. I don't think I've ever seen that in the NFL.
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PFT Commentator
It's actually, I. I know that I'm sounding like a father of three here, but I. I yelled at my tv. I was like, dude, you gotta tie your shoes. You're gonna trip while he's running for. It was like a 40 yard gain. Yeah, watch that. That right there. Pull this up. I've never seen anyone with. It's. It's not like they were just untied. They were so untied. Look at his shoes, Hank. Those are the most untied laces of all time.
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Max
Is that past interference to step on his shoes on purpose?
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PFT Commentator
Yeah. He immediately. No way. Keep playing. Because they should do a replay. He. He, they. He immediately went to tie them because he's like, oh, man. This is actually a pretty big danger. Those are so untied.
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Max
They're thick laces, too.
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PFT Commentator
Yeah, you gotta tie those up. The Niners can't be risking that type of. With injury.
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Max
No, I would just step on those laces.
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PFT Commentator
Like, they gotta. They gotta maybe have that in film study, be like, dude, tie them up. That really was a inconsequential part of the game, but I just. I felt like I noticed it and I was upset.
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Max
Yeah. This game was just the. The Rams get ahead, they stay ahead.
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PFT Commentator
Yeah. Yeah. And they just. Every single time you thought there was gonna be an answer, it's like, nope, nope. We got this right down the field, 13 personnel. We just got three tight ends that all look the same, and you have to wait until one of them scores and you think that you. You. You got your guy scoring and you're like, oh, that's not Tyler Higby. That's the other Tyler Higby.
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Max
And it was.
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PFT Commentator
Oh, there's a third one.
- [119:31]
Max
And it was the Harrison Mavis game, too.
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PFT Commentator
Yeah.
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Max
Love watching that guy, too.
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PFT Commentator
I do, too. That we said that. Brands. One issue is they don't have a kicking situation that they feel like they figured out, so. Good job, Rams. They are my power rankings in the end. Well, I guess we'll see on Monday night. We got to see Monday night. But as of right now, week 10, after watching everyone play, I think the Rams might be the best.
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Max
They're number one in the nfc. Yeah. Wait, now I feel like the team that wins on Monday night is going to be right up there.
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PFT Commentator
Yeah, absolutely. That's what I'm saying. There's. There's definitely still time to. To change that. I mean, they. The Rams two losses were division loss. Obviously the Niners when they beat him on Thursday night, which was kind of a crazy. Member Kyren Williams fumbled at the end of the game and then the loss of the Eagles where they had two kicks blocked.
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Max
Yeah.
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PFT Commentator
So this team is very good. Very, very good. Okay. Last game, Lions 44, Commanders 22 PFT.
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Max
Yeah, I was watching this game and I thought to myself, this might be the worst team in football.
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PFT Commentator
Yeah. I still think the Titans are worse.
- [120:39]
Max
They might be right up there. The defense is worse than Titans right now. Maybe it is. No, the defenses is. That was a defense is historically bad. We can say historically bad because it is, in fact historically bad. I now I'm thinking like top three pick. It's a possibility.
- [120:56]
PFT Commentator
You guys won too many games, though.
- [120:57]
Max
No, he won three games. Not right. Not that many games.
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PFT Commentator
Who else do you have on your schedule?
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Max
We got the Dolphins in Spain next week, which could be a win. I don't think anyone's going to wake up to watch that one.
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PFT Commentator
Wait, so are you full on tanking?
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Max
Yeah, I'm full on tanking.
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Memes
And.
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Max
And there was a report last week that, that. That Jaden might come back after the buy. I want to be perfectly clear about this. Under no circumstances should Jaden Daniels step foot on the field with this team this year. The defense is, yes, historically bad. It's worse than it was when Jack Del Rio was at his worst as our defensive coordinator. Now they have lost four games in a row by 21 or more points. First team to do that since 2002 with the Cardinals, who were so bad that Pat Tillman said, I'd rather go fight in Afghanistan than return to this team. And next up, if they lose five, if they somehow manage to get blown out by the Dolphins, something similar. What? Fighting in Afghanistan. I don't think his mom would let him do that. True, but war's over, bro. Yeah, we got out of there.
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PFT Commentator
But if we lose nothing, nothing bad happened getting out either.
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Max
If we lose somehow to the Miami Dolphins in Spain by more than 21 points, that would be the first time that a team has lost five games in a row by 21 or more since the 1965 Pittsburgh Steelers. So, yeah, things are bad. Things are very bad. Right now. The team's really not that much to look Forward to. I just again, like I said on Friday, I put on my hat, I put on my commander shirt. I, I clocked in to get my teeth kicked in knowing it was going to happen. And sometimes you gotta, you just gotta pay the piper. So I'll just get my, my ass kicked. I think probably just about every week for the rest of the season. But I am looking at Tankathon and there's a good chance that we could finish up in that top five, top three.
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PFT Commentator
Yeah, you gotta lose this game to Dolphins then.
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Max
It's almost a must lose now.
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PFT Commentator
A huge, huge.
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Hank
Whose line is it anyway?
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PFT Commentator
That would be a huge switch if you somehow win this game.
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Max
Marcus Mariota still has not learned to not try to hurdle people. He tried to do that again and did just a flying ass into somebody's face. Yeah, I don't know what are, what, what is the odd. What's the spread for next week in Spain?
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PFT Commentator
Whose line is it anyway? I'm gonna say Commanders.
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Hank
Dolphins are home.
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PFT Commentator
Oh, Dolphins minus one and a half.
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Max
Commanders by one.
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Hank
Dolphins are minus two and a half.
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PFT Commentator
Wow.
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Max
Yeah, it's crazy. I mean, if anybody here watched the game, it was, it was bad. Well, Dolphins are the Lions getting away with whatever they wanted.
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PFT Commentator
Yeah. Dan Campbell took over. So that was a big story from this game. Dan Campbell took over the offensive play calling. It was like, it kind of like trickled out during the game. Like, hey, Dan Campbell's got the headset on and he's talking a lot during. When the offense on the field turns out he did. And it worked because they scored in the seven possessions that Jared Goff was in for. They scored on every single one of them. Yeah.
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Max
And I, I think there was like a rumor that he was going to take over play calling duties. But then the real clue was he had his glasses on.
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PFT Commentator
Yeah.
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Max
During the game. And so they're like, oh, he's, he's really looking at the play sheet today.
- [124:10]
PFT Commentator
He described it as. It was just, let's try something a little different. So I, he said it was a collaborative effort with John Morton, but yeah, it feels like they might have made a little bit of a change. It worked.
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Max
I don't think that the, the Lions offense was that bad coming into this week. But Dan Campbell's just like, we, this is not, we're not going to win anything major in the playoffs if we have this offense. So he's making a change. Credit to Dan Campbell for making that call.
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PFT Commentator
And then, and then Marcus Mariota said we have to be honest and we have to be transparent. I don't think we are who we think we are. That's never a good quote.
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Max
No, I mean, I know who I think they are, and I think they are.
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PFT Commentator
Right.
- [124:46]
Max
But he. Marcus just.
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PFT Commentator
They got. They got to come. They got to listen to you.
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Max
They got to listen to me. Joe Witt. Joe Witt should not make the trip to Spain. I hear it's lovely this time of year, Joe, but I. I think it's best that you just stay behind because this defense is just. It's. It's not going to get any better. There's guys wide open, just bad. Just bad football all around. I mean, the offense had its moments, but you got to be realistic. You gotta. You gotta be honest. And it's time for a tough conversation.
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PFT Commentator
Tough conversation.
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Max
Tough conversation. I think that the Commanders will probably end up with a top five pick in the draft, which isn't terrible, by the way. I'm okay with that.
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PFT Commentator
Sweet. Go back to Tankathon.
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Max
I'm okay with. Yeah, I'm okay with accepting the fact that.
- [125:33]
PFT Commentator
Because you guys still play the Giants.
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Max
We play the Giants once you play the Dolphins. Yep.
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PFT Commentator
So, yeah, this will be a massive game in the swing of Tankathon, because if you win this game, you're basically. There's gonna be very hard to get a top five pick.
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Co-host 1
Yeah.
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Max
When the game starts, I will be rooting for the Commanders. I will be wanting them to win. But as of right now, I can acknowledge that it would be best for the organization if we somehow manage to lose that game.
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Co-host 2
You should sleep through it.
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Max
Oh, I'm not gonna do that, Max.
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PFT Commentator
You should sleep because if you want.
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Co-host 2
Your team to lose, you shouldn't watch.
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Max
No, Max, you know how that goes. I know. That's what I'm saying. Like. Like, once the whistle blows, I'm between the white lines.
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Co-host 2
I haven't been that in that spot in a while.
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PFT Commentator
Between the white lines.
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Max
That's how it goes. Like, if you're. If you're a realistic fan of your team, there's. There'd be no point in us winning seven games.
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PFT Commentator
I agree.
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Co-host 2
That's why it would be best to just not watch it.
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Max
But I. I only get 17 chances to watch my favorite team play football every year.
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PFT Commentator
Three years ago or four years ago, when it. Whatever. Maybe four years ago. When every game I was like, I hope the Bears lose. And then every game, Justin Fields had the ball with, like, down one score in the. With like three minutes left.
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Max
Yeah.
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PFT Commentator
I was like, man, this would be cool. If they won?
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Max
Yeah. You know, you follow. You fall into the trap when the game's going on, I'm gonna want them to win. But as of right now, it's like, yeah, let's get. Let's try to get.
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Co-host 2
You should trade back.
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PFT Commentator
Arvell Reese would be nice.
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Co-host 2
You only have two picks in the top four.
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Max
Yeah, we do need. We need a lot of players trade back because it's like, that would be.
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PFT Commentator
Nice to get a top five pick.
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Co-host 2
Because then you could trade back for someone who wants a quarterback.
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Max
And the more I watch this team, the more I think that last year the defense wasn't really. We didn't really get any better last year. The defense was just as bad as it was this year. We just did a much better job of controlling the football and not letting the other team's offense on the field. Our defense last year was half our offense. Like anything good that you can take out of that, that was probably because the offense was so much better. So, yeah, we need an overhaul.
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Co-host 2
You got trade back.
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PFT Commentator
Hank, you gave a nice. You give a little. Kind of. You said a damn. When he started his always talking about.
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Hank
This historically bad defense that I was like, damn, that sucks.
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Max
I mean, I'm being honest. It's just very bad. We had a bad defense out there.
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PFT Commentator
And the Lions, they. I mean, this was a revenge game form from last year's playoff game. And they. They looked. They looked good. I mean, this is what you have to do if you're playing a bad team. You have to win like this.
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Max
Yeah.
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PFT Commentator
Because the Lions have had a couple weird games, including last week against the Vikings. And yeah, they got a. That was a good win for the Lions.
- [128:20]
Max
Very good win for him. And now going into next week, I do think that the fact that the Dolphins won today, that makes me think that we're going to beat the Dolphins next week.
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PFT Commentator
And is. Are you nervous, Max, at all about the fact that the Lions won? No. That'd be good.
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Co-host 2
In your eyes. The fact that you just asked that question.
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PFT Commentator
I'm asking you the question.
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Co-host 2
But you just forgot what side you're on.
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PFT Commentator
No, I didn't.
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Max
Argument.
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Co-host 2
Yes, you did.
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PFT Commentator
I might have briefly.
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Co-host 2
Yeah.
- [128:45]
PFT Commentator
But I'm back on track. But I'm right back on track. How important? No, I'm. I'm right back on track. They won handily.
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Co-host 2
Huge. Huge. For next week.
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PFT Commentator
Okay.
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Max
I thought that Donnie Trump did an okay job in the booth. I thought in terms.
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PFT Commentator
I didn't have it on sound.
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Max
His play by play was not. It wasn't bad.
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PFT Commentator
So he wants the stadium named after him.
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Max
Oh, yeah. So that my, my only reaction to that was that's. That's a very funny slap in the face to RFK Jr Jr well, I also to be like, hey, you know the stadium that was named after your dad?
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PFT Commentator
Yeah.
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Max
We're actually, we're gonna take your dad's name off it and we're gonna name after B. And he's like, that's a great idea, sir.
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PFT Commentator
That also feels like a situation you can't at. You can't request to get a stadium named after. You just gotta let them name it after you. Right.
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Max
You would think. I think in. In almost every other example that's been true. Yeah.
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Co-host 2
Trump doesn't go by normal.
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PFT Commentator
Yeah, that's true.
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Max
Social cues also. I can't listen, Trump's laser focused on the World cup draw right now. Now that's what. That's what we got to get.
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PFT Commentator
Start of December is when we're drawing.
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Max
Yeah. And he's going to. It's going to be the most rigged thing ever. And I'm going to be so happy because we're going to have such a great draw.
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PFT Commentator
No group of death for us.
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Max
Oh, no, no. We're going to be put into the group of life. It is going to be incredible. We're pro life if I know. We are going to be so pro life. If I know anything about Trump and FIFA and the World cup. We are going to have the most cup kit. It's going to make the Patriots schedule look like it's a walk through hell. It's going to be so easy. We're gonna be playing. We might even play like the Titans in the World Cup. That's how. That's how good the draw is going to be. Trump is going to be at the World Cup.
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Hank
I get it.
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Max
He's going to be the guest of. He might even be pulling the ping pong balls out at the draw.
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PFT Commentator
It's gonna rock.
- [130:24]
Max
So. Yeah. Yeah.
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PFT Commentator
So that's where I'm at.
- [130:27]
Max
I mean, what can I say about the commanders? They suck. They're a bad team. Just need to overhaul everything about the defense and get Jaden healthy for next year. Super bowl maybe next year.
- [130:44]
PFT Commentator
Hell yeah, super bowl back on next year. Thinking soupy next year, Poss.
- [130:49]
Max
I'm really thinking soupy year after next, but yeah.
- [130:52]
PFT Commentator
Okay. So back. Back to just a quick little rebuild?
- [130:58]
Max
Well, the rebuild was supposed to be last season and the rebuild kind of never failed. No, no. It just never happened. The rebuild switched to all in like halfway through the season, which means that we never had a full rebuild.
- [131:14]
Hank
So was last year actually bad for the organization?
- [131:17]
Max
That is, it was bad for the rebuild. People are saying, but listen, when you go to the NFC championship game, that, that, that can't be bad.
- [131:25]
Hank
True.
- [131:27]
Max
Maybe jets haven't been back to the.
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Memes
Playoffs in 15 years since.
- [131:32]
Max
It's a great point.
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PFT Commentator
It's a great point.
- [131:34]
Max
What. Yeah. What if 15 years from now Jane Daniels was rested in Indy?
- [131:39]
PFT Commentator
That'd be, that would be, that would be a crazy thing to happen.
- [131:42]
Max
Trying to attack a grease truck driver.
- [131:43]
PFT Commentator
It's crazy thing to happen.
- [131:45]
Max
Listen, these things happen in the NFL.
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PFT Commentator
They do. They happen in this league of ours. Okay, last game we have the Chargers and the Steelers in a stinker for the Steelers. Chargers beat the Steelers 25:10. I think the final was. The Steelers are bad. I don't really know what else to say. Aaron Rodgers looked off. He looked old.
- [132:06]
Max
He's missing the easy ones.
- [132:08]
PFT Commentator
Yeah, they just. And the Chargers, I mean, they still can't block like Justin Herbert just. Is the night in, in Monty Python where he just got. I think he was double wrapped up his ankles.
- [132:20]
Max
Yeah, the old Carson Wentz injury.
- [132:22]
PFT Commentator
But he still is a baller and he still was, was throwing it around and they were, they're able to run the ball and the Steelers are just. I don't know. I mean, maybe it's because they, they got too far away from nine and eight when they, when they won last week and they were 5 and 3. They had to come back to, to earth. But I, The Chargers are good. They just. If they can figure out a way to, to consistently protect Justin Herbert, that's. They're a dangerous team. Unfortunately. I don't know if they can do that. Although Pipkins looked okay. Yeah, he looked all right. I mean, he's a body.
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Max
He looked all right. Some of the, some of the injuries that Justin Herbert got tonight weren't necessarily because the offensive line stunk. It was like scrambling around a little bit. Yeah, that's going to be tight. He's. That's an injury where you're going to wake up tomorrow morning and be like, oh, I'm really banged up right now.
- [133:08]
PFT Commentator
Oh. But I have Madison and beer next to me, so I'm good.
- [133:11]
Max
Yeah. Hey, babe. I can't.
- [133:12]
Hank
Let's see.
- [133:12]
Max
Looks like I can't get out of bed today.
- [133:14]
PFT Commentator
Let's see. I'm just gonna do a quick search of Mike Tomlin. Let's see what is. Oh. Oh, okay. How Would you assess. Let's listen to this. How would you assess the play of quarterback Aaron Rodgers? What do we think he's going to answer? Anyone want to guess?
- [133:31]
Max
It's not just about Aaron.
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PFT Commentator
Okay. Aaron.
- [133:33]
Max
Something along the lines of Aaron's the least of our problems.
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PFT Commentator
Right. How would you.
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Co-host 1
Oh, oh.
- [133:42]
Max
Flipped it on him.
- [133:43]
PFT Commentator
Oh, that's good. We're at that point.
- [133:46]
Max
You got a lot of questions.
- [133:47]
PFT Commentator
Gave him the. How would you. Why don't you answer this?
- [133:51]
Max
You have all the answers.
- [133:53]
PFT Commentator
The Steelers are a bummer to watch.
- [133:55]
Max
Yeah. This, this is not a fun team at all.
- [133:57]
PFT Commentator
They're just, they're just the same team.
- [134:00]
Max
Every year and they just keep doing.
- [134:01]
PFT Commentator
The same thing with a quarterback who's past their prime and bring him in and running an offense that they're trying.
- [134:09]
Max
They still did the, like, third and 12, three yard out pass.
- [134:14]
PFT Commentator
But Aaron Rodgers also, like, he was off. That was not as much play calling. It's like he was missing guys.
- [134:20]
Max
He missed a lot of open throws tonight. Yeah. And, and, and the fourth down to DK in the end zone where he just kind of threw a laser beam out there. That didn't seem like the Aaron Rodgers that we've grown up watching.
- [134:30]
PFT Commentator
No, I'm, I'm still fully prepared for him to have the greatest, like, night of his career in two weeks at Soldier Field.
- [134:40]
Max
That's definitely, That's a possibility.
- [134:42]
PFT Commentator
He's definitely gonna throw back the clock.
- [134:43]
Max
I. I want to walk back my take now that the Steelers. Oh, no. I said I want to, but I can't.
- [134:49]
PFT Commentator
You can't.
- [134:50]
Max
But I can't.
- [134:50]
PFT Commentator
Because they're gonna win a playoff.
- [134:52]
Max
Because Aaron Rodgers in primetime. Yes. Has not looked good at all this season. But maybe they play the early wild card game.
- [135:01]
PFT Commentator
Are they going to make the playoffs?
- [135:04]
Max
They might. They might make the playoffs.
- [135:06]
PFT Commentator
They might not.
- [135:07]
Max
I know.
- [135:08]
PFT Commentator
They very well might not.
- [135:09]
Max
I personally put them at. At 46% chance to make the playoffs.
- [135:13]
PFT Commentator
I guess the one thing that is going for the Steelers right now is that they play the Ravens twice, which you'd be like, oh, that's bad because the Ravens are good and the Steelers aren't good. But they always will split it.
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Max
Yeah, it doesn't matter.
- [135:27]
PFT Commentator
So that's basically you're saying it's a win.
- [135:28]
Max
It doesn't matter. What, what?
- [135:30]
PFT Commentator
39 chance. They have the 4 seed in their 39 chance to make the playoffs. Yikes. And the Ravens are the 10 seed and they have a 73% chance. Whoa. What's the Bears chance to make the playoffs. 38 and they're the seven seed. That kind of it. I gotta say, whatever the algorithm, this is pretty spot on. Is that. Yeah. I mean, somewhere. It's definitely not. Yeah. The Niners definitely should be higher percentage chance than the Bears. That's. That's a fair estimation. Even though the Bears are technically in the playoffs. If it started today. Yeah. I don't. I don't know if the Steelers are gonna make the playoffs. They have. I'm looking at their schedule right now. They're playing the Bengals. They should win. But they lost the Bengals. They can't. They've never been able to figure out how to guard Jamar Chase. They still have a game against. Two games against the Ravens, a game against the Lions, and a game against the Bills. Bears, Dolphins and Browns mixed in as well. But those four games, they're going to end up nine and eight. It's pretty much a question. Is nine and eight good enough to make the playoffs?
- [136:43]
Max
Which. I mean, it's perfect for Mike Tomlin.
- [136:46]
PFT Commentator
Yeah, but that's it. It's. Is 9 and 8 good enough to make the playoffs? I don't know the answer to that.
- [136:52]
Max
I don't know either. It's going to be right on that line.
- [136:55]
PFT Commentator
Yeah. Okay. Rollback question. Rho, b a c k.com promo code take 20 off your first purchase. Q zips, polos, hoodies, joggers, shorts. Roback.com promo code take max. We are streaming Monday Night Football, so tune in. Are we doing it on PMT channel?
- [137:11]
Co-host 2
Yep, PMT channel.
- [137:13]
PFT Commentator
All right, so you're watching right now. Please subscribe. By the way. Yeah, the. Pardon My take, YouTube. You're watching us right now. We're gonna be streaming on the part of my take. YouTube. How are you feeling?
- [137:23]
Co-host 1
Good.
- [137:23]
Co-host 2
I feel like the buy going into Monday Night Football. I feel like I've. I've been through like five football days without watching the Eagles.
- [137:31]
PFT Commentator
That's a lot of football.
- [137:32]
Co-host 2
And I like. I. I don't even have like a vibe. I don't have a vibe on the team right now.
- [137:37]
PFT Commentator
Now. Oh, no. AJ Brown playing.
- [137:39]
Hank
Shut up the haters.
- [137:41]
Co-host 2
AJ Brown playing.
- [137:42]
Max
Did he get traded?
- [137:43]
Co-host 2
Nolan Smith playing. Jalen Phillips playing. Gyro Alexander.
- [137:48]
Max
Not playing. Not playing.
- [137:49]
Memes
Yeah.
- [137:50]
Max
Revenge game.
- [137:51]
Co-host 2
No, I'm jumping revenge game bomb on.
- [137:53]
PFT Commentator
The Eagles because I desperately want your take to be correct for the packers to suck. Yep. That would be awesome.
- [138:02]
Co-host 2
That'd be awesome.
- [138:03]
Max
How many twitch pushes we getting?
- [138:05]
Co-host 2
I don't know.
- [138:06]
Max
Right in the packer's face. 2 It feels personal.
- [138:09]
PFT Commentator
For the.
- [138:10]
Max
For the toast.
- [138:10]
Hank
Yeah, they should do it first. Play the game.
- [138:12]
Max
Yeah, they should.
- [138:14]
Co-host 2
I like that idea.
- [138:14]
Max
Set the tone.
- [138:15]
Co-host 2
I like that idea.
- [138:16]
PFT Commentator
Let them know.
- [138:17]
Co-host 2
Let them know.
- [138:18]
PFT Commentator
We coming. Yeah, we coming. And are you gonna. What's your attire tomorrow? What's the food tomorrow? You're in the pizza and Pepsi.
- [138:27]
Co-host 2
I don't know.
- [138:27]
Hank
Maybe cheesesteaks and Pepsi again? Yeah, we had steaks. Part of my cheesesteak.
- [138:32]
PFT Commentator
Part of my. Part of my cheesesteaks. I mean, are you gonna be wearing your Kelly green?
- [138:37]
Co-host 2
Yeah, I'll probably wear the jumpsuits. Yes, I'll probably wear the jumpsuit. Jumpsuit's good.
- [138:42]
PFT Commentator
Get it whipped up.
- [138:43]
Hank
Yeah, it's a big game, man.
- [138:45]
PFT Commentator
It's a big game.
- [138:46]
Co-host 2
Yeah, every game is a big game. The Eagles only play, like, the best teams in the NFL.
- [138:50]
Max
Have Eagle.
- [138:52]
Hank
Schedule is crazy.
- [138:54]
Max
Have the Eagles made it to Lambeau yet?
- [138:56]
PFT Commentator
Yet?
- [138:56]
Max
There were some travel issues.
- [138:58]
PFT Commentator
There were.
- [138:58]
Zach
I don't.
- [138:59]
Co-host 2
I don't know about these issues.
- [139:00]
PFT Commentator
Oh, no, you got to read up. You don't know about these issues.
- [139:03]
Co-host 2
Snowing out.
- [139:04]
Hank
Shut down.
- [139:06]
Co-host 2
Eagles travel is.
- [139:09]
Memes
I got a DM that Joe Flacco got deplaned, won't be practicing tomorrow.
- [139:14]
Max
What?
- [139:14]
PFT Commentator
Get deplaned?
- [139:15]
Memes
Yeah, travel issues. He's back home in Philly.
- [139:19]
Co-host 2
I, like. Some fans have decided to drive because of. Because of the delays.
- [139:23]
Memes
I like that.
- [139:24]
Max
I love that. Yeah.
- [139:25]
Co-host 2
Fans aren't gonna miss it. I don't know. He's gonna. They'll get there.
- [139:31]
Max
They will be there by game time.
- [139:32]
Co-host 2
Delayed a few hours getting to Green Bay.
- [139:34]
Memes
That's so pro.
- [139:35]
Max
That's not.
- [139:35]
Memes
Yeah. Who cares?
- [139:37]
Max
That's the reason why Penn State lost that game.
- [139:40]
Co-host 2
Penn State loses every game.
- [139:41]
Max
No, but they lost that one game because the flight got fucked up.
- [139:44]
Co-host 2
Yeah. Yeah. Small Runway.
- [139:47]
PFT Commentator
Small Runway. They have to go all the way to Harrisburg. It's brutal.
- [139:50]
Hank
Brutal.
- [139:50]
PFT Commentator
It's brutal.
- [139:51]
Co-host 2
I had to do that.
- [139:52]
PFT Commentator
Yeah, you did fly out of Harrisburg, and you had, like, a. You got angry and had Pittsburgh.
- [139:58]
Co-host 2
Well, not as good as State College.
- [140:03]
PFT Commentator
We are.
- [140:05]
Co-host 2
Oh, that. Isn't that fun.
- [140:06]
PFT Commentator
It's such a great video.
- [140:07]
Max
Can we add the video in?
- [140:08]
PFT Commentator
No, I'm not.
- [140:09]
Max
Yeah, I think we should have the video.
- [140:11]
PFT Commentator
We want you to get up.
- [140:13]
Hank
Hey, it's Hank and Max from Port of My City.
- [140:17]
Co-host 2
Oh, that was so bad.
- [140:19]
Max
Did I tell you that. That Hank tried to make me do that ad.
- [140:22]
PFT Commentator
Oh, my God.
- [140:22]
Max
Yeah. And I was like, this makes no sense. I'm not even going to the game.
- [140:25]
Hank
I tried hard.
- [140:26]
PFT Commentator
You Literally killed the Penn State program.
- [140:28]
Hank
Yeah, I don't really care about that.
- [140:30]
PFT Commentator
But they do not have a win.
- [140:33]
Hank
Did. Yeah. Since that's just, like, funny to me.
- [140:36]
PFT Commentator
Yeah, they don't.
- [140:37]
Hank
Probably not for Penn State fans, but.
- [140:39]
Co-host 2
Like, I thank God they didn't play that.
- [140:41]
Hank
I get humor out of that.
- [140:42]
Max
Penn State fans, join me in my crusade against Hank.
- [140:45]
Co-host 2
It really would have, like, if they. If that actually got played anywhere except for ourselves, it really. It really would have killed the bro.
- [140:54]
Hank
Yeah. They should end up with 80,000 people versus, like, a million that have seen it since.
- [140:59]
Co-host 2
No, but optics is way different. Way different.
- [141:03]
PFT Commentator
It should win two out of the next three.
- [141:06]
Memes
Maybe.
- [141:07]
Co-host 2
They've lost everyone.
- [141:09]
Max
Yeah.
- [141:09]
PFT Commentator
They're playing Michigan State and Rutgers in Nebraska. They lost.
- [141:13]
Co-host 2
I mean, they lost to ucla and Northwestern.
- [141:15]
PFT Commentator
UCLA's wagon. No, they're not. Yeah. No, they're not. They're definitely not.
- [141:19]
Co-host 2
They, like, two games.
- [141:20]
Max
Two weeks max. Did you see that. That play in high school football where that guy just walked all the way down the field with, like, six guys draped on him?
- [141:26]
Co-host 2
This is. That was a pretty sick play. They were just showing on there.
- [141:28]
Max
Yeah, that's what it was. That's what. That's what the Eagles should do tomorrow.
- [141:32]
Co-host 2
Yeah, that was cool.
- [141:33]
Max
Jalen hurts.
- [141:34]
PFT Commentator
Just. Let's make it easy. Yeah, let's make it an easy bet. Let's make it an easy night.
- [141:39]
Co-host 2
Yeah.
- [141:39]
PFT Commentator
I'm gonna go. New Duke coming off a buy on the package.
- [141:42]
Memes
Great.
- [141:42]
Co-host 2
Coming off a buy.
- [141:42]
Max
Yeah, I'm betting on the packers, too.
- [141:44]
PFT Commentator
No, I'm betting on the Eagles. I would not. I. I need the. I need the. The Bears would be the. I think second in the NFC north if the packers lost. So are you going. Are you going Eagles? You already went in. Hungry dog that lost, so I'm. Oh, now you're going backwards. You just said they suck.
- [142:04]
Max
Hank's a free agent now.
- [142:05]
PFT Commentator
You just said.
- [142:05]
Co-host 2
They literally just said the back.
- [142:07]
PFT Commentator
You just said they suck.
- [142:08]
Max
I want you to.
- [142:08]
Hank
I have not played to bet yet.
- [142:10]
Max
What's the spread?
- [142:11]
PFT Commentator
I think it's minus one and a half.
- [142:13]
Co-host 2
Two?
- [142:14]
PFT Commentator
Yeah.
- [142:14]
Hank
Or two.
- [142:15]
PFT Commentator
Yeah.
- [142:16]
Co-host 2
Let's take a look.
- [142:17]
PFT Commentator
Let's go, Max.
- [142:18]
Hank
Pull that up.
- [142:18]
PFT Commentator
Let's go, Birds.
- [142:20]
Memes
Backers coming off the loss.
- [142:21]
PFT Commentator
Yeah.
- [142:22]
Co-host 2
The Eagles coming out.
- [142:23]
PFT Commentator
Coming out. What. What is.
- [142:26]
Hank
That's.
- [142:27]
Co-host 2
That's just a lot. The guy on Twitter said. Oh, I don't know. Sirianni. Coming off a buy is good. I can't find the stat.
- [142:33]
PFT Commentator
All right, I'm putting it in right now. We're done. Talking. Talking about it.
- [142:37]
Co-host 2
Sirianni coming out off a by is Jalen Hurts and Nick Sirianni have never lost. Coming off a bye.
- [142:45]
PFT Commentator
Boom. Bet is in bed is in. Okay, let's do who's back of the week.
- [142:55]
Max
What has Matt LaFleur ever lost coming.
- [142:57]
PFT Commentator
Off it's really good question.
- [143:00]
Co-host 2
That's true. That makes sense.
- [143:02]
Max
Matt LaFleur back to back losses.
- [143:06]
PFT Commentator
I mean they definitely have lost back to back games. They definitely have.
- [143:11]
Max
In 2022, packers coach Matt LaFleur loses back to back regular season games for the first time.
- [143:17]
PFT Commentator
That was in 2020, 2022 last year. They definitely lost two in a row, did they not? They did. They lost their last two last year to end the season. Vikings and Bears.
- [143:32]
Max
Yeah.
- [143:32]
PFT Commentator
Come on, Max. And then in 2023 they lost a bunch of times in a row.
- [143:37]
Co-host 2
They also lost coming off of coming off their loss to the Browns. They tied the Cowboys.
- [143:43]
PFT Commentator
Yeah, that's. And that was a loss. Yeah, that was a loss.
- [143:47]
Co-host 2
So come they already have a sample size of coming off of a bad loss.
- [143:50]
Max
Yeah.
- [143:51]
Co-host 2
And it wasn't good.
- [143:51]
PFT Commentator
And it was. Yeah.
- [143:53]
Max
Is a tie.
- [143:54]
PFT Commentator
It's a tie.
- [143:55]
Max
So what if they tied you, Max.
- [143:56]
PFT Commentator
That's actually plus one and a half.
- [143:58]
Max
Then that.
- [143:59]
Co-host 2
That's your best case scenario.
- [144:00]
Max
Actually, no.
- [144:00]
PFT Commentator
No.
- [144:01]
Max
My best case scenario is for the Eagles to tie a game, not later.
- [144:05]
PFT Commentator
Yeah. All right. Let's do who's back of the week. Finish up the show. Who's back of the week is sponsored by Twisted Tea. Twisted tea is a refreshing hard iced tea made with real Brewed tea and 5% alcohol. Twisted tea is a perfect alcohol slash beverage to keep the good times going all season long. Whether you're hanging out at a friend's house, catching a game at the stadium or at the bar or just seeing where the day takes you. Twisted T is there to turn your day up a notch and make a good time, a great time. Keep it twisted. Grab a tea. It's game time. Stock up on ice cold twisted tea today.
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Hank
Henry my who's back of the week? It was Max B. Snow is back.
- [144:42]
Max
Snow is back. Dude in full armor.
- [144:44]
Co-host 2
Tbush gaming.
- [144:46]
PFT Commentator
Tbush gaming.
- [144:46]
Hank
Tbush gaming. I guess.
- [144:49]
PFT Commentator
I mean this snowstorm is. We'll see.
- [144:52]
Hank
Yeah. And then Fitzgerald 50 year anniversary today.
- [144:54]
PFT Commentator
Do you see their live tweeting it?
- [144:56]
Hank
Yeah.
- [144:56]
PFT Commentator
Live tweeting the radio call.
- [144:58]
Co-host 2
Yeah.
- [144:58]
PFT Commentator
Are you gonna tune in while you read Don Quixote?
- [145:00]
Hank
I will be tuning in to those tweets. If there wasn't any football I might have. I Might have tried to, like, drive to Michigan or something. See, they're doing like, you know, ceremonies and stuff around.
- [145:09]
PFT Commentator
Where's it? 50.
- [145:10]
Hank
50 year anniversary. 75.
- [145:13]
Max
What if, what if there was an account that just tweeted out the entire contents of Don Quixote, like tweet by tweet. Would you follow that account?
- [145:21]
PFT Commentator
No, he wouldn't even do that. Yeah, he wouldn't even do that.
- [145:25]
Hank
No, I, I'm, I have, I have that Twitter account.
- [145:28]
PFT Commentator
He wouldn't even do.
- [145:29]
Hank
In my possession in the form of a book.
- [145:32]
PFT Commentator
Yeah.
- [145:34]
Max
It is pretty crazy that it's 50 years to the date and I saw that there was a snow, a cane out on Lake Michigan right now. Yeah, yeah.
- [145:42]
PFT Commentator
No, it's like we have thundersnow, a.
- [145:44]
Max
Hurricane of snow with an eye.
- [145:45]
PFT Commentator
I, I, I, I hit one tweet about it, and I've been in the algorithm ever since. It's basically the greatest event for any meteorologists or wannabe meteorologists. They're all talking about it because there's like some big. It's lake effect snow and it's, where is it gonna land? I saw a forecast that we're due to get between 1 and 15 inches of snow. That's not a forecast. That just isn't. Yeah, it's not a forecast.
- [146:14]
Max
I did see one meteorologist the other night be like, like, yeah, you know, we might get thundersnow. And there are meteorologists that worked in this city for 40 years that never got to see thunderstorm snow before they retired. And it seemed like it was personal, like he was talking to this guy that, like, already retired, stopped by his biggest haters funeral.
- [146:34]
Hank
They had the news on, like, after Sunday football ended and they had school closings on the bottom.
- [146:41]
PFT Commentator
Even my kids, we were golfing on Wednesday. Yeah, but it's gonna be 50 again. On what? On this Wednesday.
- [146:47]
Max
Might have to golf again.
- [146:48]
PFT Commentator
Might have to golf again.
- [146:49]
Hank
I don't know. I think after snow, it's over.
- [146:51]
Max
No, I've played six last rounds of the year of golf so far.
- [146:55]
PFT Commentator
18 inches.
- [146:56]
Max
I can go for seven.
- [146:56]
PFT Commentator
I think we're gonna get, I'll predict right now.
- [146:59]
Hank
None of this.
- [147:00]
PFT Commentator
Call my shot. I think we're gonna get three inches and it's gonna be gone by Wednesday morning.
- [147:05]
Hank
I feel like it's going home. I'm, I live near the lake. It's gonna be a war.
- [147:10]
PFT Commentator
Well, it depends if the band sits down on your face or not.
- [147:12]
Memes
Not.
- [147:14]
PFT Commentator
You don't know. The band could sit down wherever the it wants to.
- [147:17]
Max
When are we gonna know if we're.
- [147:18]
PFT Commentator
Gonna have Tuesday my kids school already said, hey, we're doing school. Which was like, okay. Nice.
- [147:25]
Max
No, I said stool. Oh, stool canceled.
- [147:28]
PFT Commentator
Yeah, yeah, Cancel it. Cancel. No, I'm not canceling.
- [147:30]
Max
Two hour delay for stool.
- [147:32]
Co-host 2
A snow day would be so sick.
- [147:34]
Hank
You'd be such a legend.
- [147:35]
Max
Dude. Stool.
- [147:37]
PFT Commentator
One day.
- [147:37]
Co-host 2
We should get a snow day.
- [147:38]
PFT Commentator
We did have one in New York. Remember that? That. No, I think we went to work.
- [147:43]
Hank
I think everyone else was gonna say like, I.
- [147:45]
PFT Commentator
We. I remember just taking the train and there was no one on it and then trudging in and we had to do the show.
- [147:50]
Max
It's kind of cool.
- [147:51]
PFT Commentator
It was cool.
- [147:52]
Max
I like the first snow day. I like the first snow.
- [147:54]
PFT Commentator
Oh, so you're taking a personal.
- [147:55]
Hank
Until the Eagles came. Yeah, I'll come in for the game.
- [147:58]
Max
The first snow day of the year is awesome.
- [148:00]
Hank
I'll probably come in early.
- [148:01]
Co-host 2
Yeah, you're not doing Yak Gauntlet?
- [148:03]
Hank
Nope, I'm doing that.
- [148:04]
PFT Commentator
Oh, yeah, you are.
- [148:04]
Co-host 2
I thought because I had this. I had this Eagles, I have to.
- [148:09]
Hank
Come in and do that.
- [148:11]
PFT Commentator
No, you get to do it.
- [148:12]
Co-host 2
Yeah, yeah, we get to do.
- [148:14]
PFT Commentator
And there's a cash prize, buddy.
- [148:17]
Hank
Man, grind never stops.
- [148:19]
PFT Commentator
Okay, good. Who's back? I don't even know what it was.
- [148:21]
Max
Just the weather.
- [148:26]
PFT Commentator
For a national sports podcast. We're doing a bad job right now. Talking about the one band of snow that's going to hit essentially just Chicago and northwest Indiana, nowhere else. Like, if you're west of the city, if you're in Naperville, I don't even think you're gonna get snow. So we're not even. We're so hyper localized with. With this snow talk.
- [148:50]
Hank
Never forget pft.
- [148:52]
PFT Commentator
Your who's back?
- [148:53]
Max
My who's back of the week is Antonio Brown. Oh, he's back in the United States right now. He was in Dubai and then he got extradited, flown back to New Jersey, and now he is flying to Florida to face attempted murder charges because of what happened. And was at the Aiden Ross live stream. Yeah, apparently he stole a security guard's gun and allegedly fired two shots at a guy. One of the bullets, I guess, grazed the guy's neck. So, yeah, Antonio Brown back also in prison. That was a crazy live stream, though.
- [149:31]
PFT Commentator
Is he still tweeting or at least the guy who runs his account?
- [149:35]
Max
I don't know. I actually. I blocked Antonio Brown a while ago on Twitter before he started doing the CteESPN stuff. Yeah, I forget exactly what it was. I Think me and him had beef.
- [149:45]
Hank
His dick when he posted his day.
- [149:46]
Max
It was probably when he was jacking off in the hotel pool. Yeah, I thought maybe I don't need to see that.
- [149:53]
PFT Commentator
But.
- [149:53]
Max
Yeah, it was a wild live stream.
- [149:55]
PFT Commentator
That is. Yeah. So he's gonna go to jail or maybe.
- [149:58]
Max
I. I don't know. He's. He's charged with attempted murder. Pretty crazy that Tom Brady found himself around, like, all these guys that did all this bad stuff kind of coincidentally.
- [150:12]
PFT Commentator
Hank. Yeah.
- [150:13]
Hank
Patrick Mahomes would never.
- [150:16]
PFT Commentator
That's actually a fair counterpoint.
- [150:19]
Max
No, I. It's.
- [150:20]
PFT Commentator
That was. That was good. That was quick. Hank. Midnight on a Sunday.
- [150:23]
Max
Not necessarily.
- [150:24]
PFT Commentator
That was quick.
- [150:25]
Max
A counterpoint, more of a. An excellent deflection point. Pass the buck point.
- [150:31]
Co-host 2
Yeah.
- [150:32]
Hank
There's bad guys that are good athletes. News. News alert.
- [150:35]
Max
News alert.
- [150:36]
PFT Commentator
Welcome to earth.
- [150:38]
Max
It is. It is weird, though, like, the way this all shook out with, like, he. Apparently he just flew. He's been chilling in Dubai for the last like two months.
- [150:44]
PFT Commentator
That's nuts. Yeah. And then to wait so then they just. They picked him up. And that's got a side. That's gonna be the worst flight.
- [150:51]
Max
That's a tough flight.
- [150:51]
PFT Commentator
Everyone talks about bad flights being. The extradition flight has got to be the worst.
- [150:55]
Max
Yeah.
- [150:56]
PFT Commentator
Do.
- [150:56]
Max
Do they let the handcuffs off on the plane?
- [150:58]
Memes
I don't know.
- [151:00]
PFT Commentator
My. Who's back of the week is the Athletics, which. Las Vegas? Sacramento. The Sacramento Athletics. Chelsea Athletics. Their Twitter account. Because after 655 days, they have opened their account to replies again.
- [151:18]
Max
That should be a mistake.
- [151:20]
PFT Commentator
That's insane. And they had on their first tweet back with replies open. They were talking about silver sluggers and they had 1,400 replies to it. So they didn't have any replies open until November 8th. 655 days. Pretty crazy.
- [151:42]
Max
Crazy cowards.
- [151:42]
PFT Commentator
Good interaction. Also Emmanuel class A. He. He. He did some bad things. That was. So they. They. They arrested Ortiz, and then they are looking for Emmanuel class A. Yeah. Yeah. And he. He did it all for like 12 grand, apparently. Yeah. He was making 5K to rig his. Okay. Yeah. So he and they have like a bunch of texts. I don't know why you would text about all this.
- [152:09]
Max
Yeah, he was texting his buddies because there were a couple times that he tried to throw first pitch for a ball and then somebody swung at it, and then his buddies were upset about it. He's like, my bad guys. Sorry about that.
- [152:20]
PFT Commentator
Yeah.
- [152:20]
Max
You should probably just never text these. You should not do them. But if you do do them. It's like X. There should be an additional penalty that gets tacked onto your sense if you're just stupid as.
- [152:30]
PFT Commentator
Yeah.
- [152:31]
Max
While committing a crime.
- [152:32]
PFT Commentator
It is funny. This is not funny because this is bad and we need to get this out the of sports. But watching the Andy Pahes swing at Emmanuel Classe trying to throw a ball. Yeah. And his friend losing a hundred thousand dollars on it.
- [152:47]
Max
It is funny.
- [152:48]
PFT Commentator
Yeah, that's funny. Watch it back. All right, Zach, finish us off.
- [152:51]
Hank
My.
- [152:52]
Zach
Who's back of the week this week is Sydney Sweeney.
- [152:54]
Max
Oh, what happened?
- [152:55]
Zach
Sydney Sweeney maybe getting into the fight game.
- [152:58]
PFT Commentator
What?
- [152:58]
Zach
Sydney Sweeney, recent star in a biopic of a woman for a woman. Christy Martin, female boxer.
- [153:04]
Co-host 1
Yeah.
- [153:04]
PFT Commentator
Yeah.
- [153:05]
Zach
And Sydney Sweeney saying. I guess she had like put on like a little bit of boxing weight to get right and was doing like the training and everything.
- [153:12]
Max
Yeah. The heavy bags.
- [153:13]
Zach
Yeah.
- [153:13]
Co-host 2
Her.
- [153:13]
Zach
Her quote was in the middle of filming this, I was like, I love this. This isn't a hypothetical as you think it is. I totally do a charity bout. That'd be so sick. You'll have to wait. I'm serious. Stay tuned and you'll see it. I have some names that can't be thrown out. Who do you guys think Cindy Sweeney could knock out in the ring?
- [153:30]
PFT Commentator
Me.
- [153:30]
Max
I. Yeah, I think I'll fight her. I think there's probably like a million horny guys that would sign up to get the kicked out of them in the face.
- [153:37]
PFT Commentator
Sweeney. Super.
- [153:39]
Zach
Fair point.
- [153:39]
PFT Commentator
Yeah.
- [153:40]
Zach
Women wise, though, do you think there's a bout? Like, is there another actress you'd want to see her go head to head with Or Pelosi.
- [153:46]
PFT Commentator
The Canon show.
- [153:48]
Max
She's not doing much.
- [153:49]
PFT Commentator
Cannons versus cannons.
- [153:49]
Max
Get her out of retirement.
- [153:50]
PFT Commentator
Yeah. She retired, right?
- [153:51]
Max
Yeah. I don't know. Step in the ring. There's. Yeah.
- [153:55]
Memes
I.
- [153:56]
Max
Pretty much anyone is the answer.
- [153:57]
PFT Commentator
Do you have an answer for this, Zach?
- [154:00]
Zach
I don't.
- [154:01]
PFT Commentator
I wouldn't just pull it up. Sydney Sweeney's tits. Like just. Just. What are you doing?
- [154:06]
Max
I think Margot Roby.
- [154:07]
PFT Commentator
What are we doing?
- [154:07]
Max
Make for a good bout.
- [154:09]
PFT Commentator
You know, we can't concentrate.
- [154:10]
Co-host 2
But I'm not supposed to.
- [154:12]
Co-host 1
Yeah.
- [154:12]
PFT Commentator
I. I like it.
- [154:13]
Co-host 2
But I'm looking. I'm. This is the news.
- [154:16]
PFT Commentator
We're trying to stay on task. You're just throwing her tits in our face. These are just pictures and tits.
- [154:23]
Co-host 2
This is pictures of the woman we're seeing. We're speaking of. I. It's.
- [154:26]
PFT Commentator
You're right. We wouldn't have known.
- [154:27]
Max
It's a great dress.
- [154:29]
PFT Commentator
But but what happens when you. I don't know if you noticed, Max, but when you keep pulling up pictures of Sydney Sweeney's tits, we just keep going silent. That happened.
- [154:40]
Max
He did it again.
- [154:40]
PFT Commentator
He just did it again.
- [154:41]
Max
Well, you have to work on that.
- [154:43]
PFT Commentator
People are listening to podcasts like, oh, shit. Did my. Did my Bluetooth just fuck up on my phone? I'm sitting in my car, my Bluetooth out. No more Sydney Sweeney tits.
- [154:55]
Max
I think this is a great news story, Zach. Thank you for bringing this up.
- [154:58]
Zach
Yes, sir.
- [154:58]
Co-host 2
I.
- [154:59]
Zach
Maybe she, you know, C. Sweeney. Great curves. Body goes crazy. Maybe she has hands, too.
- [155:04]
PFT Commentator
Yeah, there was another pair right there. It's just. We can't. It's like chewing gum and. And walking.
- [155:13]
Memes
We got a bug.
- [155:14]
PFT Commentator
We can't podcast and look at tits.
- [155:16]
Max
Can't do it.
- [155:16]
PFT Commentator
It can't. It just. It just completely brings this thing to a halt.
- [155:20]
Max
Podcast professionally, you have to have an ample supply of blood in your brain.
- [155:24]
PFT Commentator
Yeah, Max, you actually. If you could ever, ever be smart and make the connection, like, when we're trolling you and poking you, you just need to just throw tits in our face. It's basically like a cop throwing out the. The speed strip or whatever. Just get our. The car's got flat tires now. There was another one. Okay, we got. We gotta end the show. Oh, okay.
- [155:56]
Max
Go back to the dress real quick. I just want to see something. That's not the dress.
- [156:01]
PFT Commentator
That's ass. We can podcast her ass.
- [156:05]
Max
I mean, I see I can see the dress.
- [156:06]
PFT Commentator
Worst podcasting possible.
- [156:08]
Max
Yeah.
- [156:08]
PFT Commentator
This is actually worse than when Hank read a chapter of Don. That's a problem. I'm thinking about the podcast listeners is the problem.
- [156:16]
Max
I'm thinking about the ice cream.
- [156:17]
Co-host 2
They're probably pulling up pictures of Sydney Sweeney.
- [156:19]
PFT Commentator
That's true. Shout out the boys doing the same. Following along. They're following along the lesson plan. There's. There's. There's her left hip. There's her right.
- [156:28]
Max
Listen, I think she's beautiful.
- [156:30]
Co-host 2
Me too.
- [156:31]
PFT Commentator
I'm a big fan of her.
- [156:32]
Max
Lock me up. If that's a crime, I want to go to prison. If. If thinking that Sydney Sweeney is beautiful is against the law, it's not a country I want to live in.
- [156:41]
PFT Commentator
Okay. Good show, boys. Numbers three.
- [156:47]
Co-host 2
22, 77.
- [156:50]
PFT Commentator
I'll go 34 for Sydney Sweeney. Go 39. 44, 99.
- [156:58]
Memes
Put.
- [156:59]
Max
Let me go.
- [156:59]
PFT Commentator
15, 13. What you do, Hank?
- [157:03]
Hank
22 memes.
- [157:06]
PFT Commentator
You think this is the time?
- [157:07]
Hank
Yeah.
- [157:07]
Memes
You sick?
- [157:09]
Co-host 2
I think it's gonna be now for a third win.
- [157:11]
PFT Commentator
Why don't you tell me when to stop? Nah, that was actually smart of you because then we could have said, oh, he was looking at it. Why is it right? 5. That is so close. Should we do one more?
- [157:28]
Max
Yeah, let's do one more.
- [157:29]
PFT Commentator
Let's do one more.
- [157:29]
Max
Same numbers. Let's pull up the.
- [157:31]
Memes
So many.
- [157:31]
PFT Commentator
Guy.
- [157:32]
Memes
Shut the up.
- [157:33]
PFT Commentator
Let's pull him up.
- [157:34]
Memes
Go. Pack. Go.
- [157:35]
PFT Commentator
Oh, Memes. Someone actually at Starkfield this Weekend said, Guess 24. They said, Tell memes to guess 24. Do you want to switch to 24?
- [157:47]
Memes
No.
- [157:48]
PFT Commentator
You could switch right now from 3 to 24. The Starkville Awl said 24.
- [157:52]
Memes
Nope. Shout out. That guy got his teeth kicked in this weekend.
- [157:56]
PFT Commentator
Memes. I forgot you're a bulldog.
- [158:05]
Max
Oh, Shane.
- [158:07]
Co-host 2
Shane.
- [158:11]
Co-host 1
Post up.
- [158:12]
Max
Shane.
- [158:14]
PFT Commentator
Speed. Way to go, Shane.
- [158:16]
Max
Speech.
- [158:17]
PFT Commentator
All right.
- [158:17]
Max
Yeah.
- [158:18]
PFT Commentator
This is speech. And also talk about the Chargers. And also talk about. Tell Memes how to charge them if you got them. Charge them if you got them. Well, I just want to. What's it called? Dedicated to Keenan Allen. Okay. Antonio Gates record.
- [158:30]
Hank
That's awesome.
- [158:32]
PFT Commentator
Probably the top three, maybe second best charger of my lifetime.
- [158:36]
Co-host 2
So.
- [158:36]
PFT Commentator
Yeah.
- [158:37]
Max
About this shame. Behind who?
- [158:40]
PFT Commentator
Huh?
- [158:40]
Max
Behind who? Who's. Who's your number one most favorite?
- [158:43]
PFT Commentator
Okay.
- [158:43]
Max
Oh, not lt. Oh.
- [158:45]
PFT Commentator
Well, that was kind of.
- [158:47]
Max
Was he more of a Jet?
- [158:48]
PFT Commentator
Well, he was when I was like.
- [158:50]
Co-host 2
5 years old, so I was like.
- [158:52]
Hank
Yeah.
- [158:53]
PFT Commentator
All right. So. So. Great win tonight, Shane.
- [158:55]
Memes
Thank you.
- [158:57]
PFT Commentator
Do you want to tell Memes how you did it? I don't. You don't talk. Why? Because he's being mean. Like, I did nothing to him.
- [159:05]
Memes
He's just.
- [159:07]
Zach
There's no point.
- [159:08]
Memes
What? What did I say? No one gives a about the Chargers. Who gives a. About the Chargers?
- [159:12]
PFT Commentator
That's what you said. And you just. I'm being me. I can't, Shane.
- [159:15]
Memes
I'm being mean.
- [159:16]
PFT Commentator
I care. I care. I also didn't ask him about the charges. I asked him about how he got the lottery ball machine. Memes. I didn't ask Chargers. I asked him how he got the lottery ball machine. I said, great win. How's.
- [159:29]
Memes
Great question.
- [159:30]
PFT Commentator
Yeah, but I'm being mean. Some tension. Yeah, I like it. I like the tension in the booth, Shane. I care about the Chargers. Great win tonight. Great job getting lottery ball.
- [159:45]
Hank
Memes was being mean, too.
- [159:47]
PFT Commentator
Memes was being mean to you for no reason. I was just trying to dedicate to Keenan. I know. And it was. He stole your mom.
- [159:53]
Max
I thought it was a touching dedication.
- [159:55]
PFT Commentator
It was a beautiful moment. Keenan probably listens and probably.
- [159:59]
Max
Yeah.
- [159:59]
PFT Commentator
And. And now his moment was just. It's forever enshrined in the lottery pool and it's forever stolen by memes. Replay this and it's just like, try to do something nice about Keenan Allen.
- [160:16]
Max
That was kind of memes as Kanye west moment. Yeah, I'm gonna let you finish. But nobody cares. I cares.
- [160:22]
PFT Commentator
That's brutal. I care a lot. Great job, Shane.
- [160:27]
Zach
Thank you.
- [160:27]
PFT Commentator
Memes. Would you like to apologize, Shane?
- [160:29]
Memes
No.
- [160:32]
PFT Commentator
Not even a little bit? No, just a little, little bit.
- [160:35]
Max
Do you see Shane getting the lottery ball and be like, maybe I should change up what I'm doing?
- [160:39]
Memes
Shane would.
- [160:40]
Max
Sorry.
- [160:41]
PFT Commentator
Nevermind. What?
- [160:42]
Co-host 2
I was gonna ask if Shane would like to apologize to memes.
- [160:45]
Max
For what? For getting the ball?
- [160:48]
Co-host 2
Yeah.
- [160:48]
Memes
There was a time where you guys wouldn't even let me guess. I sit in the fucking control room.
- [160:53]
PFT Commentator
What does that have to do with anything?
- [160:56]
Memes
Shane go say his desk.
- [160:57]
PFT Commentator
Oh, you want to take away his lottery vaults?
- [161:01]
Memes
Get him out.
- [161:05]
PFT Commentator
Oh, man.
- [161:07]
Max
Great day for Shane.
- [161:08]
PFT Commentator
Great day.
- [161:08]
Hank
Awesome day.
- [161:09]
Max
Bolted up. Got the lotto.
- [161:11]
Hank
No one deserves it more.
- [161:12]
Max
No one deserves more.
- [161:13]
Zach
You got.
- [161:13]
Max
You still got the football? Still got it. Yeah.
- [161:16]
PFT Commentator
It's beautiful. Beautiful day.
- [161:18]
Max
Got the show, got the rings. How the rings doing, Shane?
- [161:22]
PFT Commentator
I think I lost one of the rings.
- [161:24]
Max
Oh, no, no, that's bad.
- [161:26]
PFT Commentator
We gotta find. We gotta get another reason. You actually owe me the football. If you don't wear them.
- [161:30]
Hank
Is that a sign? Maybe this is Charger's year.
- [161:33]
Max
No, the missing ring went to the team.
- [161:35]
Hank
Yeah, could be.
- [161:36]
Max
Yeah.
- [161:36]
PFT Commentator
Yeah.
- [161:37]
Hank
Your next ring is. Is a championship ring.
- [161:39]
Max
Yeah. You. You left room for it. For that ring.
- [161:42]
PFT Commentator
Maybe we should get you a ring with the number 13 on it for getting lottery ball.
- [161:46]
Zach
Could.
- [161:46]
PFT Commentator
Would you like that? I'd like that. I would maybe do that for you. That'd be very nice.
- [161:50]
Max
How many wins do you have, Shane?
- [161:51]
PFT Commentator
I think we're now seven and three.
- [161:54]
Max
No, no, no. For the lottery ball.
- [161:56]
Co-host 2
Oh, I like that. I like that. Just thinking about Charger dime.
- [161:59]
Max
Thank you.
- [162:00]
Hank
My fifth or sixth too many.
- [162:04]
Max
Who can keep track of all?
- [162:05]
PFT Commentator
You just went full. Full hand with the rings.
- [162:08]
Co-host 2
Yeah, like.
- [162:09]
PFT Commentator
Like the Jordan picture.
- [162:10]
Hank
Yeah.
- [162:10]
Max
Now it's time to get one for the thumb.
- [162:12]
PFT Commentator
Yeah, okay. Yeah, but no, but you're close. You're next one.
- [162:17]
Max
Wow.
- [162:17]
Memes
And you.
- [162:19]
Max
You got it 27 days ago.
- [162:21]
Hank
Shane, have you ever read Don Quixote?
- [162:24]
PFT Commentator
No. Heard about it, though. Do you want to read a. Want to read a page for us right now? I'd rather not. It's in Spanish.
- [162:31]
Hank
Right?
- [162:32]
Max
No, they translate.
- [162:33]
Hank
Don't say that.
- [162:36]
Max
Damn. Shane's on a run right now.
- [162:39]
PFT Commentator
He's so hot.
- [162:40]
Memes
Max wouldn't know about that.
- [162:47]
Co-host 2
What did I do?
- [162:48]
Memes
They're gonna keep this going. We're just.
- [162:50]
PFT Commentator
We're just going. We're just going to spraying.
- [162:53]
Max
Everyone said Max wouldn't know about a little run.
- [162:56]
Co-host 2
Yeah, everyone heard him.
- [162:58]
Hank
Yeah.
- [163:00]
Co-host 2
He'S literally speaking into a microphone.
- [163:02]
Max
Correct.
- [163:03]
PFT Commentator
It's an electric segment. Okay, let's end the show. Good job.
- [163:06]
Memes
I apologize.
- [163:08]
Co-host 2
Thank you.
- [163:08]
Max
Oh, nice.
- [163:09]
Co-host 2
I accept your apology.
- [163:10]
PFT Commentator
I apologize. Anything to Shane? No, all he did.
- [163:15]
Max
Good job, Shane.
- [163:15]
PFT Commentator
Good job, Shane.
- [163:16]
Memes
Who am I feeling?
- [163:17]
PFT Commentator
Things.
- [163:18]
Max
Love you guys.
- [163:21]
PFT Commentator
Oh, that's good stuff. Good job, Shane.
- [163:28]
Co-host 1
Sh, sh.
- [165:32]
PFT Commentator
Hey, hate to do this. Could we reschedule our morning hike?
- [165:35]
Max
I was just about to ask the same next week.
- [165:39]
PFT Commentator
Yes, it's Duncan Original Blend time. Staying at home with Duncan. Don't mind if I do. The home with Duncan is where you.
- [165:46]
Max
Want to be to realize the future America needs. We understand what's needed from us to.
- [165:53]
PFT Commentator
Face each threat head on.
- [165:55]
Max
We've earned our place in the fight.
- [165:57]
PFT Commentator
For our nation's future. We are marines. We were made for this.