NFL Week 11, Fastest 2 Minutes, Broncos Huge Win Against The Chiefs, Rams Control NFC West, Bears 7-3 And The Eagles Win Ugly + Who's Back Of The Week

Summary

Pardon My Take – NFL Week 11 Recap

Podcast: Pardon My Take (Barstool Sports)
Hosts: Big Cat & PFT Commenter
Date: November 17, 2025

Overview

This episode dives deep into NFL Week 11, dissecting every game with signature PMT humor, fast-paced banter, and uniquely irreverent commentary. Big Cat, PFT Commenter, Memes, Hank, and the rotating crew break down pivotal matchups like the Broncos’ statement win over the Chiefs, the Rams and Seahawks NFC West clash, the Bears’ continued magic, and the Eagles-Lions primetime showdown. The energy is high as the guys take victory laps, vent about their teams, and argue over the most “trustworthy” squads as the playoff picture takes shape.

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Key Segments & Insights

Fastest Two Minutes Recap (03:00–12:00)

A whirlwind PMT-style run through each Sunday NFL game, blending pun-laden recaps, pop-culture references, and highlight calls from every matchup.

Memorable moment:
“That was a Vine joke, teach for all the young kids out there—an app that existed a long, long time ago.” – Pardon My Take Host (03:10)

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International Game: Dolphins vs. Commanders in Madrid (12:17–16:39)

• Spanish NFL debut enjoyed for its novelty and “matador defense” ("both teams playing matador defense. Olé!").
• Commanders fandom: PFT admits he’s begun rooting for draft position, not wins. “I want that last place schedule next year.” (17:06)
• Unique stadium features: Spanish grass/turf tech has the crew jealous, mocking “Metlife keeps taking all of our Achilles…” (13:06)
• Dan Quinn’s debut as Commanders interim DC: Defense played “harder,” but the offense is a mess.

Notable quote:
“This was a must-lose, and we must lost it.” – Memes (12:39)

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AFC Battle: Bills 44, Bucs 32 (23:43–32:39)

• “Scoregami” game with a wild stat line from Josh Allen (3 passing, 3 rushing TDs—only the third player to ever do that, twice himself).
• Sean Tucker’s “pleased” post-game tweets become an inside joke.
• Concerns mounting over Bucs defense and special teams, “in a bit of a mini-spiral.”

Quote:
“If in 50 years someone says, ‘What was it like to watch Josh Allen play football?’—I might just turn on this game.” – Pardon My Take Host (23:43)

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NFC West Tilt: Rams 21, Seahawks 19 (90:16–101:10)

• Both teams hailed as “Super Bowl-caliber defenses,” but Sam Darnold’s four INTs nearly dooms Seattle.
• Discussion centers on whether Sam Darnold can “win a Super Bowl”—Pauses and shrugs say "not convinced."
• Rams praised for composure (“bona fide, can win the Super Bowl”) and opportunistic play.

Quote:
“Matthew Stafford, who do you trust more? Matthew Stafford or Sam Darnold?” – Pardon My Take Host (94:38)

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Broncos Upset Chiefs: Denver 22, KC 19 (124:00–133:46)

• Bo Nix outperforms Mahomes in a gritty dogfight; PMT admits, “Hand up, I was wrong about this game.”
• Broncos' defense described as “elite,” able to “win ugly” but win consistently.
• Chiefs’ playoff hopes called into question due to tiebreaker issues and upcoming schedule.
• Fun Hank/PMT sidebar on whether it’s time to panic about KC, or trust Mahomes/Reid regardless.

Notable exchange:

“The Broncos impressed the fuck out of me today.” – Pardon My Take Host (125:27)
“Why don’t we talk about the Broncos the same way we talk about the Eagles?” – Memes (126:12)

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Bears 19, Vikings 17 - The Cardiac Kids (38:13–47:02)

• Bears pull another dramatic win late (“They just find ways to win…”), now 7–3.
• Caleb Williams praised for evading pressure; DeAndre Swift leads with “man football.”
• Constant discussion about whether Chicago is “actually a good team” or just lucky; eventually declared officially “good.”

Quote:
“7 and 3... At some point you’re just like, yeah, this team is good.” – Pardon My Take Host (45:32)

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Panthers 30, Falcons 27 – Bryce Young’s Breakout (52:28–58:38)

• Bryce Young’s first true breakout game: 448 yds, 3 TDs, franchise record.
• Panthers are “fun and frisky.” Ted McMillan and Xavier Legette both ball out.
• Falcons collapse launches HC Raheem Morris firmly onto the hot seat; "hot seat" and frustration with the offense discussed in detail.

Quote:
“The catch radius on Ted is just unreal, insane.” – Memes (54:47)

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Packers 27, Giants 20 (59:33–65:24)

• Jordan Love makes clutch third-down throws; Packers defense “very, very good.”
• Debate: do Packers fans actually like this team? (Consensus: not really. They’re frustrated.)
• Jamies Winston shines for NYG but a key INT dooms them.

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Steelers 34, Bengals 12 (67:16–73:41)

• Steelers defense dominates, “can we be done with the Bengals?” PMT wants closure.
• Chippy moment: Jamar Chase appears to spit on Jalen Ramsey—calls for suspension, and PMT pitches “every team should have one Spitter.”

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Other Notable Games/Topics

• Texans 16, Titans 13: “Texans played with their food,” Davis Mills gets crowned “Davis Chills.”
• Jaguars 35, Chargers 6: Jags “out-physical” the Chargers in a Harbaugh soul-crushing.
• 49ers 41, Cardinals 22: Brock Purdy “is back,” McCaffrey back to elite, Brissett sets completions record in defeat.

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Eagles vs. Lions Sunday Night (142:07–163:09)

• Eagles keep winning ugly: “Big Game Max” in the studio defending Nick Sirianni’s decision making after a 8–2 start.
• Long discussion: are Eagles enjoyable to watch? (Consensus: Not really, “but wins are wins.”)
• AJ Brown/Jalen Hurts offense drama: Is there a chemistry problem? Diana Russini reports referenced ("AJ Brown hates Jalen Hurts…")
• Lions flagged for “weather games,” Goff struggles in wind.
• PMT proposes a “doubt meter” for current playoff teams—who actually believes in their squad?

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “This was a must-lose, and we must lost it.” – Memes on Commanders (12:39)
• “It was a great loss.” – PMT Host, on Commanders tanking (15:41)
• “Every kick goes in, it just makes it not fun.” – On missed field goals in Rams-Seahawks (101:32)
• “Big up Zirka.” – Multiple game recaps referenced Sidemen and UK YouTube culture
• “I want that Hank schedule next year. I want that, that last place schedule again.” – Memes (17:06)
• “7 and 3 is nothing to scoff at. As ugly as it can be at times, we’re capable of finding a way.” – Ben Johnson via Big Cat (45:04)
• “J.J. McCarthy is the new Tebow.” – Memes (43:47)
• “Doubt meter” for every playoff team (147:24)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Fastest Two Minutes: 03:00–12:00
• Dolphins vs. Commanders (Madrid): 12:17–16:39
• Bills-Bucs, Allen’s historic game: 23:43–32:39
• Broncos’ big win vs. Chiefs: 124:00–133:46
• Rams-Seahawks, NFC West dogfight: 90:16–101:10
• Bears-Vikings debate (good or lucky?): 38:13–47:02
• Eagles-Lions SNF reaction: 142:07–163:09

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Original Tone & Language

The show maintains its signature blend of sports-nerd insight, internet meme culture, and locker-room laughs—bouncing from serious football takes to inside jokes and offbeat digressions (like taco-eating techniques and “balls in/balls out” urinal etiquette). Playful ribbing, running gags, and animated disagreement are everywhere (“Didn’t you used to pick two?” “Do you turn your head to eat a taco?”).

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Notables, Easter Eggs & Running Bits

• Running “big schedule”/Drake May jokes about the Patriots, as the Pats’ path to the playoffs is scrutinized.
• Multiple callbacks to the famous “alliance” between Bears and Eagles.
• Tireless “Are they good?” segment on different teams (Bears, Steelers, Jaguars).

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Who's Back of the Week (167:40–178:39)

• Rory McIlroy for winning “the race to Dubai.”
• Accountability in reporting: JMU sports blog faces site closure after ESPN College GameDay rumors misfire.
• UFC/YouTube/Call of Duty: Quick takes as sports content and gaming worlds collide.

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Summary Takeaway

NFL Week 11 was a wild ride: the Broncos knocked off the perennial Chiefs, the Bears keep defying the odds, and the playoff race continues to baffle, delight, and frustrate fans and podcasters alike. The PMT crew, in their classic irreverent style, bring both the insight and the chaos—celebrating obscure stats, epic collapses, rising stars, and the beautiful pain of “winning ugly.” It’s more fun than watching your best play call fail on 4th and 1, and more honest about your team’s flaws than your Twitter feed.

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Listen for:

• In-depth game-by-game breakdowns, especially for pivotal AFC/NFC battles
• Debate on the “trust hierarchy” of contenders
• The “doubt meter” concept and which fanbases still truly believe
• Classic running jokes, poetic chaos, and a true-to-form PMT football Monday

Transcript

[Pardon My Take Host]

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[Max]

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[Pardon My Take Host]

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[Hank]

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[Pardon My Take Host]

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[Hank]

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[Pardon My Take Host]

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[Zach]

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[Pardon My Take Host]

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[Memes]

Zach, that's a really good deal. 37.

[Zach]

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[Memes]

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[Pardon My Take Host]

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[Zach]

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[Memes]

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[Memes]

Part of my take.

[Hank]

Yeah.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Welcome to Part of my take presented by DraftKings. The crown is yours. Today is Monday, November 17th, week 11.

[Memes]

What?

[Pardon My Take Host]

What? What? Let me. Let me be the first to say congratulations to Saskatchewan. Saskatchewan Rough Riders.

[Memes]

Great Cup.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Great cup champions. Great cup champions.

[Memes]

Dear friends, up north, it was.

[Pardon My Take Host]

It was terr. It was Tavon Campbell's chunky soup with the big fumble on Shay Patterson to win the game.

[Memes]

And je Suis desolay for our friends up in Montreal.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Not Montreal, not, not their year. Alouettes. Okay, so the Gray cop. We start in Minnesota where Vikings fans were chanting, do it for the nine, he ain't gonna do it. Do it for the nine. He ain't gonna do it. Do it for the nine. He ain't Gonna Do It. But J.J. mcCarthy did eventually do it, entertaining Minnesota fans for six seconds. That was a Vine joke teach for all the young kids out there. An app that existed a long, long time ago. DeAndre Taylor Swift ran to the blank space and shook off defenders all afternoon as Kyle now here's a monong guy finish it off for a touchdown. The game was tight late after JJ McCarthy hit Jordan Clark and Addison for a go ahead score, only to see Devin Brugman DuVernay look spectacular running down the sideline on the ensuing kickoff. It was then up to former volleyball star Wall street mogul Cairo George Santos to kick the Bears to another victory. The Bears are back. Bears 19, Vikings 17.

[Memes]

We now go to beautiful Madrid, Spain where our on the scene correspondent Frank the Tank has the scoop as the.

[Max]

Reigns fell on the planes. Football was played in Madrid as the NFL came to Spain for the first time with the Dolphins and Commanders fought at 3 and 7 entering the game, both teams were able to move the ball down the field but could not get in the end zone as the red zone turned into the dead zone with Devont A Chan leading away from Miami with 120 yards on the ground. Finally in the third quarter, Washington got pay dirt as Thiemo Samuel dotted and dashed his way into the end zone. Miami answered with a touchdown by Ollie Gordon tipping his hat and saying goodnight Stan as he tied the game at 13. But the game stayed at 13 as both teams are turned away on fourth down and Gowen it should have gotten a field goal to take the lead. So overtime we go tied 1313. Kind of like that awful Munsters remake 1313 mocking Mer Lane. I remember it. But in overtime it was captain Jack Jones picking off Marcus Mariota to set up life for Roddy Patterson to give Miami a 1613 win.

[Memes]

Thank you to Franco the Tycho and Spade and.

[Pardon My Take Host]

And happy birth. Happy belated birthday to Frank the tank. 50th birthday. We said that if the Dolphins win, he gets to do a boomer. He always wanted to.

[Memes]

He always wanted to do it.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Always.

[Memes]

He always wanted to do it. So cheers to him. Oh, be careful of those wine glasses.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Oh no, there's a knife. Jack Hughes, watch out. Okay, we get back to stateside and memes with the Falcons and Panthers in Atlanta. We head south to Atlanta where Drake London Bell said Whoa, just take it easy man as Bryce Bryce baby stopped collaborating, collaborated and listened. Bryce is back with a brand new addition with a career day for the Atlanta offense. This isn't the first time appendix had to be taken out for a cousin in the south and Bijan meet the Robinson said. I would have caught the ball and we would have won the game. Do you understand? As he had to carry the offense on his back all day. Do I make you JC Horny baby and Nick here's a who were able to keep the Panthers in the game while tet you betcha said Good morning Atlanta with eight receptions for 130 yards and two touchdowns. Enrico Donnie Burger said waza to set up the game tying touchdown to force overtime. In overtime the Treble man can take the football into the field goal range for F. Scott Fitzgerald to write a happy ending for the Panthers who Now sit at 6 5. Panthers 30, Falcons 27 thank you memes. We head now to an AFC north battle with Hank in Pittsburgh in the.

[Hank]

First quarter, Kenneth Rogers Gainwell knew when to hold him, knew when to post him, knew when to catch the ball and then run into the end zone.

[Pardon My Take Host]

For six ski Yee Higgins wasn't trippy.

[Memes]

In the red zone when he answered.

[Hank]

With a touchdown of his own. In the third quarter, Joe Quacko threw a duck that was picked off in return for an insane clown touchdown by Kyle Juggalo. The game was sealed when Flacco fumbled and Mike Tomlin said, yo Pierre, you want to come out here and return.

[Memes]

This thing for 7?

[Hank]

Steelers win 34 12.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Thanks Hank. Last early game Zach is in Buffalo.

[Zach]

In Buffalo where Joshua Block Allen takes.

[Pardon My Take Host]

The Tampa Bay Buccaneers to world of touchdowns, running it into the end zone from two yards out. Then Baker Mia birthday cake Mayfield had the fans going oh baby I like it. We're so excited. Can't try to hide it. Imma make you my quarterback. Cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake.

[Zach]

And it's not even his birthday.

[Pardon My Take Host]

After rushing for four yards out shortly.

[Zach]

After Sean Evans Tucker takes a hot.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Ones 43 yards down the field and.

[Zach]

Drops da bomb into the end zone. Them boys on the Bills defense need some milk.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Unfortunately for some Joshua Zircher Allen turns.

[Zach]

The game into a sidemen Sunday charity match, effortlessly finding the end zone twice more before the end of the fourth quarter.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Big up Zirka.

[Zach]

Buffalo 44, Tampa Bay 32.

[Memes]

We go over to Los Angeles where, as my good friend Tupac Shakur would say, california without Josh Cardi. It's California with no Josh Cardi. Let me welcome everybody to the NFC West, a division with three teams that will leave you impressed. Then Darnolds picks hit Kitchen's hands like a slug to his chest, looking anti Sam etic like his name's Kanye west. Devonte Adams family have the Seahawks defense looking like do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do making the most of his snaps and scoring a touchdown. The story of the game was more the Seahawks had more reckless passing than Paul Walker on the freeway. More turnovers too. The Saram secondary had four interceptions and Siren Williams had the Los Angeles fans screaming after scoring a touchdown to cap it off. They got a TD from Colby Saturday and the Parkinson I think it was a fourth quarter drive. Meanwhile, Sam Pooka Darnold tasted like anus and everyone wanted a puke. Rams 21, Seahawks 19 out to Denver.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Where both Thicks and the Denver Badonkadonkos were hoping to hand Cannes Ass City a bbl. But in the first half the offense was mega ass and it was all will butts in his leg. Neil Patrick Harris Mahomes may need to hire a doctor to fix the Kansas City offense as they struggled to find the end zone early until he found his tight end who told the Denver defense now you Kelsey me, now you don't as he scored to take a late lead. But it was too much time for Bo Nix and Troy Aretha Franklin as the Broncos walked off saying resp. Find out what it means to me. Resp. Ect. The Broncos have Hank doing a little PP. Broncos 22, Chiefs 19 huh huh huh. Thin air little P. Thin air little P. There you gotta account for there.

[Memes]

Standing on the corner.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Jameis Winston and Hoboken.

[Memes]

Such a fine sight to see. It's La Fleur my Lord looking skirt to score and Jameis crushing Q QB sneaks.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Come on Kafka, the world needs laughter.

[Memes]

Micah Parsons was fair trade if you.

[Pardon My Take Host]

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[Memes]

Great slate.

[Pardon My Take Host]

What a Sunday.

[Memes]

Great slate. This is why we watch all them games.

[Pardon My Take Host]

This is, it's starting to. I, I've been hearing a little bit of. I don't, I don't want to say. It's like I, I've just been hearing a little, little murmurs being like, the NFL is not a good product anymore. Shut up. It's great. We have bad weeks, we have good weeks. This was a good week. This was a good Sunday. We had exciting games. We had high scoring games. We had games that went down to the end. We had overtime. We had it all. And it started PFT in overtime.

[Memes]

Yeah.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Dolphins 16, Commanders 13. Incredible loss for you, Tempo.

[Memes]

Edith.

[Pardon My Take Host]

You know, I was, Can I say that I like, as the game was going on, I was like, I, I don't know what, where PFT's head is happens. We've talked about this. When you, when you, when, when the game starts, you, you root for your team. But the whole time I'm like, this is a game the commanders kind of have to lose.

[Memes]

It was a must lose.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah.

[Memes]

And we must lost it. And yeah, it pretty much, it was, it was funny watching both these team teams play because they both went in the game in Spain and also shout out Hank. I kind of see where Hank's coming from with that. Madrid Stadium. I kind of want to. The Madrid Stadium.

[Hank]

It was a sick venue.

[Pardon My Take Host]

I'll tell you what, if you're an NFL player, you got to be pissed about the grass because them have the, the Espana having a underground greenhouse that they put the turf to keep it fresh at all times.

[Memes]

Yeah.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Meanwhile, everyone in, in, in stateside, all these players are like, hey, MetLife keeps taking all of our Achilles. Can we maybe do something? And then Espana got it. Just. I mean, it looked like it was a scene from, you know, like Breaking Bad where they just had a lab underneath the stadium where they grew their grass.

[Memes]

Yeah. They're cooking meth down in the basement of the stadium. It's. Yeah, they have literally a greenhouse underneath. We all had friends growing up that had secret greenhouses in their basements, but that was a little bit different. This one was incredible. I love the stadium. I loved I loved the ambiance. Seems like the Spanish fans were very appreciative. It was the first game there. I'm not saying let's have four games there a year. I'm not even saying have one game there a year, but it was kind of cool. And when I was watching the first half, it both. It seemed like both teams completely understood what the assignment was that week, which is, hey, we're getting kind of close to the red zone here. Let's just stop getting yards and start shooting ourselves in the foot and kick a field goal. Because if you win this game, it's actually bad. And normally when I'm, when I'm watching the commanders or the Redskins or the football team in a game like this where it would benefit us to lose, I'm. I'm just rooting really hard for the commanders. At that point in this game, though, something happened because it was the jerseys, it was the helmets, it was the. It was the teams. I was just constantly thinking about 2019 when I think we were 1 and 5. The dolphins, I think, were oh and 5. And we ended up beating them. We stopped them on a two point conversion that made us the second overall pick in the draft that year. The Bengals got the number one overall pick. They took Joe Burrow. We took Chase Young with that pick. And so I'm watching it starting out, I'm like, come on, let's go commies. Let's see what we got here. And then as the game goes further and further, I'm like, we really need to figure out a way to lose this game.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah.

[Memes]

And there was nothing. I'll say this, though. I think I was right about Dan Quinn taking over the defense because definitely they definitely played harder. Now granted, for some reason, the Dolphins kind of stopped running the ball to the outside when it seemed like every time they did that, they were getting like 15 yards a clip. Yeah.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Devon A chain is awesome.

[Memes]

He's awesome.

[Pardon My Take Host]

He's a reason why you still watch the Dolphins if you're a Dolphins fan.

[Memes]

Yeah, he's awesome. He's fast. We're slow on defense. I don't know why they stopped doing that, but the defense did play harder, which I appreciated. So good job. Dan Quinn with that one. The offense still looked like dog. We, we're missing all these guys. We got Robbie chosen out there as a wide receiver option. One guy that I didn't even know was on the roster until going into today that actually saw significant playing time. And there's just, there's really no hope for this commander season. So yeah, you better believe I'm rooting for a loss.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah, it was a great loss in both teams. Understood the assignment in the fact that they were like, hey, we're both bad. Very long shot to get to the playoffs. We're just gonna go for it. And we had three turnovers on downs within the two yard line. Yeah, it was insane to watch. Could not punch it in. And you had even the Dolphins at the end, like, I, I, I consider myself on the more aggressive side when I'm watching a game of like go for it. Yep. When they had that fourth down at the end of the game is like, dude, just kick a field goal here.

[Memes]

Yep.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Kick a field goal here. And then make Marcus Mariota answer because I don't know if he can. And then they went for it. Didn't get it, I guess gives you a long field. And then Mariota throws that pick in the, in, in overtime and the Dolphins. Listen, we said about it, we talked about it on Friday. The Dolphins are 4 and 7 and their next four games are Saints at Jets at Steelers and the Bengals.

[Memes]

Yeah, the Dolphins, they're not mathematically dead yet.

[Pardon My Take Host]

They're climbing, scratching and clawing. And we also had a vote of confidence from Steven ross. He said McDaniel and Tua is going to be his quarterback coach combination in 2026.

[Memes]

And see if they had lost this game, he would not have done that vote of confidence thing. And then the fans would probably be way happier.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Right.

[Memes]

So you, I do find myself taking a zoomed out big picture of how this is going right now because I'm going to put commanders. They're one of like, I'd say three or four finalists for season from hell.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah.

[Memes]

It's been a season from hell. And so you know what I really want? I want that Hank schedule next year. I want that, that last place schedule again. Yeah, yeah.

[Pardon My Take Host]

No, here they're calling.

[Memes]

So did you hear what a fun year that was for me last year?

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah.

[Memes]

Yeah.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Who said that? In the gambling cave. The nickname.

[Memes]

Oh, Meek Phil. The nickname for Drake May is the schedule. They call them the. I started calling the big schedule.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Hank did not like that joke.

[Memes]

He didn't. I don't think he got it.

[Pardon My Take Host]

He no sold it so hard. He just went straight into. I don't get it.

[Hank]

Yeah, I don't.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Well, I mean it's a bad joke, but you can understand what it is.

[Hank]

But the plays that Drake May is playing have nothing to do with the schedule.

[Pardon My Take Host]

But you, you get the joke. It's a bad joke. It's. You don't get the joke.

[Hank]

No.

[Pardon My Take Host]

People are saying, patriots, easy schedule.

[Hank]

But that's not related to the game.

[Pardon My Take Host]

But it's. You understand the joke.

[Memes]

I, I still think he's still.

[Pardon My Take Host]

No selling it.

[Memes]

I'm still rooting for the Bills to do well this season, to go far in the playoffs. It would be very funny if the Bills lost every game from here on out just so we could count that as an easy win for Drake. May. That, that would be the silver lining.

[Pardon My Take Host]

The box might.

[Memes]

The Bucks might do it. Yeah.

[Pardon My Take Host]

We're gonna get to them next.

[Memes]

But, yeah, but, yes, it was, it was a great loss by the Commanders. It sucks that the season's over, but I, I am looking at Tankathon. I'm, I'm starting my scouting process early, diving into the big boards, seeing what we can get on the defensive side.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Where are you guys right now?

[Memes]

We are, I want to say, seventh, I think, picking seventh overall.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Okay. So you need to make sure that you don't win too many more.

[Memes]

Yeah. Which I don't think will be a problem for us because if you look at the schedule, it's not going to be easy for us.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Well, if, if, if history is. What is your schedule? Let's. Let me see.

[Memes]

I know we're going. We got the Broncos next. And. Okay, that's going to be Sunday Night Football, unless the NFL has, I believe, two more days to flex that out. I think they'll flex that out.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Oh. Cause you're on a buy now.

[Memes]

Yeah, we're on a buy. And then we have the Broncos. I know. We're going to the New York Giants. We got to go. We got two games against the Eagles, and we got the Cowboys.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Well, if history is, if we, if we want to go by history, you'll lose everything for the rest of the season and then win week 18 because that's what the Bears did after they played the Commanders last year.

[Memes]

That might be it.

[Pardon My Take Host]

We're starting to trend that way.

[Memes]

That might be it. Wait, I, I, I'm laser focused, though, on the draft pick. Completely focused on the draft pick. And then seeing what we have in terms of maybe some linebackers that we can keep around. There is one thing I'm concerned about.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Okay.

[Memes]

Mikey Sanders, still awesome rookie season. He hasn't been very good this year at all. And he had, he had that muff punt. I don't know why he was returning punts, I guess, in a game like that. I don't know if Dan. What? Dan Quinn Was thinking. I know that he. He catches punt sometimes in practice, but, like, that should be Debo back there.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah.

[Memes]

If you're gonna have. I know Jalen Lane is normally a guy. He was out. Debo is the guy that does that. I don't know why Mikey was back there, but Debo looked good today. I like the Wildcat with Debo in it, too. Some people call it the Wild Fat. I don't think that's very funny.

[Pardon My Take Host]

We don't call him fat.

[Memes]

I. I actually came up with that, but I also don't think that it's funny.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Okay.

[Memes]

Just for the record, like the schedule for. Yeah, exactly. Like the big schedule, which I. I.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Keep mentioning Devon A. Chain's name, but I feel like. Because he's on a bad Dolphins team, which has gotten better. They're. They're. They have not given up on the season. He is right now in the NFL. He's third in rushing yards, second in rush in yards per rush, and fifth in total yards gained. He's been awesome.

[Memes]

Really good.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Really, really good. Also, Jordan Brooks on The Dolphins had 20 tackles today.

[Memes]

That's pretty.

[Pardon My Take Host]

10 solo, 20 total. That's got to hurt the next day. That's a lot of collisions.

[Memes]

It's a ton of tackles.

[Pardon My Take Host]

That's a shitload of tackles. I have a question for you, Hank.

[Hank]

Yes.

[Pardon My Take Host]

You're on social media.

[Hank]

I am.

[Pardon My Take Host]

You throw retweets around every now and then.

[Hank]

I do.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Is there a reason why you didn't retweet Magic Johnson and his praise for the international game in Spain? Feels like something you'd want to signal. I didn't see it, he said, even though it was another disappointing loss for my commanders, 16 to 13 in overtime. NFL commissioner Roger Goodell should be thrilled as nearly 80,000 fans came out to watch the Commanders play the Miami Dolphins in Madrid, Spain. I especially want to thank all the Commanders fans from the United. That came from the United States and around the world to support us. Give that a retweet.

[Memes]

Done.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah, yeah, Throw that. Toss out a retweet real quick because he's just like, hey, even though we lost Madrid, way to go.

[Memes]

Madrid seems like a great place. Both teams are playing matador defense. Olay. It was nice. It was. It was a. It was. You know what?

[Pardon My Take Host]

It was a bet. It was not a fun game to watch.

[Memes]

I don't mind because I got to wake up this morning and get it over with.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Right.

[Memes]

So, like, I had. I had a whole second day.

[Pardon My Take Host]

The pain was done.

[Memes]

The pain was done. It's like, okay, I don't have to sit in the cave and pretend that my team is playing the same sport as every other team, because I. I said this, like, four weeks ago. I think the Commanders are one of the worst teams in the league.

[Pardon My Take Host]

I still don't know if I'd put them in the category. I mean, the same.

[Memes]

We just lost to the Dolphins.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah, but the Dolphins aren't bad. The Dolphins are officially not playing bad football.

[Memes]

Because they beat us, right?

[Pardon My Take Host]

No, but they won. They. They just house the Bills. I mean, do you remember they beat the bills by like 30.

[Memes]

That is true. But we got. I mean, we. We've lost in historic fashion in the last, what, four weeks, and then the Broncos are going to kick our ass. I. I do think that we're one of the worst teams in the league right now. The way that it's shaking out. The offense is. Is trash. The defense is also very, very, very bad. Uh, but I'm looking at the bright side. I'm looking at that draft pick. I'm looking at the number getting smaller and smaller and smaller, and you got it.

[Pardon My Take Host]

You got myself, the Giants.

[Memes]

Gotta get. Gotta. Gotta think about the schedule for next year. We did see an usoff today, too.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yes.

[Memes]

Two starting Hawaiian quarterbacks.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yes.

[Memes]

Going at it. I didn't. I didn't remember how close they were. I remember, like, he had worked with Tua. Marcus had worked with two a little bit when he was growing up. Didn't realize how close those two guys were. So kind of surreal moment for them both growing up in Hawaii. Now they're playing each other in a game in Spain.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah. And their. Their parents are watching it at, like, I don't even know what time.

[Memes]

I think it was like 2am yeah.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah. Something ridiculous like that. Yeah. So, guys, we did it. We're done with international games.

[Memes]

Yeah.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Way to go.

[Memes]

I got a wild stat.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Way to go. We did it. We finally did it.

[Memes]

I got a wild stat from us, from Marcus Mariota.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Okay.

[Memes]

He threw for 2, 213 yards today. Last week, he threw for 213 yards. The week before that, he also threw for exactly 213 yards.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Whoa.

[Memes]

Three weeks in a row.

[Pardon My Take Host]

How about that limit? And he's like, no more.

[Memes]

That's the perfect.

[Pardon My Take Host]

That was the. That was the interception. He's like, I'm at 213. I can't go any higher. Yeah.

[Memes]

That was a perfect Marcus Mariota game.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah. Okay, next game. Back to the stateside. In the. In the regular slate, we had the Most fun game to watch. The Bills 44, the Bucks 32. It was a score gummy. It was also the most. If you said in. In 50 years, when someone says, what was it like to watch Josh Allen play football? I might turn on this game because it was the most Josh Allen game possible, where we had the interception to start the game in his own end zone where he was just mashing all the buttons. He did like a Dr. Pepper toss to a linebacker just standing there. And then after that went on to play just pure Josh Allen football, where he had three touchdown passes, 317 yards and three rushing touchdowns, 40 yards rushing. He is only the. It's only the third time it's ever happened in the NFL. Three touching, three rushing touchdowns, three passing touchdowns. The last time it happened was Josh Allen, of course, and then the. So that was last year. And then the previous time before that was Otto Graham in the championship. NFL championship game in 1954.

[Memes]

That's crazy.

[Pardon My Take Host]

So this only happened three times. Two of them are Josh Allen. He's done it twice in the last two years. And the one before that was 70 years ago with Otto Graham. I looked up that game, by the way. The Browns beat the lions in the NFL championship game, 56 to 10, and the Lions were three point favorites.

[Memes]

Damn. I. I actually didn't realize that Otto Graham did that because I saw the stat everywhere. That Josh Allen is the only guy to ever do it. No, he did it in the championship autogram history. That should be. That's the Josh Allen hat trick. If you have three rushing touchdowns, three throwing touchdowns, and then a interception that would get you benched on any other team.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah.

[Memes]

On the same game.

[Pardon My Take Host]

And it was just pure Josh Allen today. And it was also. I don't know what the Bucks are in. The Bucks are in some trouble because the Bucks. First of all, the Panthers are breathing down their neck. I think they're only a game back. They have to play the Lions next week. And the Bucks have lost two in a row. Their defense has been bad the last two games. They've given up 850 yards and 72 points. Their special teams was atrocious today. I feel like we looked up and every other minute the Bills were returning a kick into the Bucs territory. They started drives from Tampa's 36, their own 49, their own 44, and the Bucks 46. They were just ripping off returns. And then Josh Allen was being Josh Allen and scoring a touchdown.

[Memes]

He had some crazy throws today. I also think Sean Tucker had a Great game.

[Pardon My Take Host]

I love Sean.

[Memes]

Sean Tucker. I don't know what it is about him. And I like Bucky too. I like watching Bucky run. Rashad White is okay, but when Sean Tucker runs with the football, maybe it's the size of his shoulder pads. He looks like a 1990s running back.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Well, it's also because he is famous. Sean Tucker from the Syracuse Tweets. Same guy. The best tweets ever. When he would just give a post game tweet from every game. And he's big on the word pleased. So I'll read a couple of the Syracuse ones. So he would do win or loss. So this One was from 9-20-22. He said Friday we won Syracuse 22, Virginia 20. I'm pleased with the outcome of the game. We made mistakes, but we were four. No, I'm not pleased with my performance, but I'm doing my part to help the team win. The grind never stops. Nor will number 34. I rushed for 60 yards and five receptions for 45 yards. And then he does the hashtag pleased, but instead of E And A, it's 34. Yeah, so it's PL34 Sed. And then here's one from a loss Saturday. We lost Syracuse 24, Notre Dame 41. I'm not pleased with the outcome of the game. It just wasn't our day. I'm not pleased with my performance. So I'm grinding harder this week on and off the field. I rushed for 60 yards, a touchdown, four receptions for 32 yards. Hashtag, please. Now, the beauty of Sean Tucker is you're like, well, he doesn't wear 34 anymore. He wears 44. Guess what? His post game tweets now it's pleased with 34. Hashtag, please with a 34. And then also a hashtag, please with a 44. He does them both.

[Memes]

It's both of. Yeah, it's both College Sean Tucker and NFL Sean Tucker.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Pl.

[Memes]

Evaluating his game.

[Pardon My Take Host]

44 Sed.

[Memes]

Was he pleased today?

[Pardon My Take Host]

He. He. I don't know if he's tweeted. He will. He will. He will say pleased after a loss. Yeah, he did it. He did. Pleased. After last week's loss, you got to be pleased.

[Memes]

I mean, you had how many. You had three touchdowns today.

[Pardon My Take Host]

He was awesome.

[Memes]

Yeah, you got to be pleased.

[Pardon My Take Host]

He did do pleased after the loss last week to the Patriots. Did not add any commentary, but just pleased both 34 and 44. But he was great. And the Bucks, I don't know, they're just. I feel like they need to Get a little healthier receiving because they kind of just run out of options and their defense has to play a hell of a lot better. But they're in a little bit of.

[Memes]

A mini spiral, I would say so.

[Pardon My Take Host]

And they were one of those teams throughout the six, seven weeks where we all were looking like, oh man, Baker mvp. And, and Baker played okay today. He did have a, like, it was, it was basically a back and forth whoever makes a mistake first. Even though Josh Allen did make that mistake to start the game. But I think they, I think Baker might have had a pick and then there was a fumble and it was just like, all right, now the Bills have the game.

[Memes]

Yeah. Todd Bowles went deep in his bag of, of stupid plays today when he, when he punted on fourth and two.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yep. He punches on. On the bills 40 as well.

[Memes]

That was, that was a classic, a classic Todd Bowles moment. I thought that we had wiped it clean with his new in game manager that takes over all those assignments for him.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yep.

[Memes]

But that was a big time flashback to Todd Bowles from like three years ago where he would just always punt. It was his favorite play. I, I am not super concerned about the Bucks. I still think they're going to win that division. I know the Panthers are breathing down their neck.

[Pardon My Take Host]

They play twice.

[Memes]

As long as the Panthers don't get favored any more games.

[Pardon My Take Host]

The Panthers and the Bucks okay with that play twice. So if either team sweeps it and do they should win the South.

[Memes]

Do the Bucks have any more games in cold weather? That's the other thing. This is a weather game for me. They've never won in Buffalo. So now they're owing four in Buffalo. It was a little chilly up there. Baker had like the biggest coat on ever before the game.

[Pardon My Take Host]

They do not have any more games in cold weather.

[Memes]

I understood why Josh made the two gloves comment to him.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yep, they do have to play the Rams next week.

[Memes]

That's.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah.

[Memes]

Like spiritually cold weather.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah. But no, I'm just saying that's not an easy game. That could be, you know, three in a row. Could be four out of five. Zach, where are you at with the Bucks? Are you pleased?

[Zach]

You guys covered a lot of the game. I mean we just, the evens just had no answer for Josh Allen. That was tough to watch. Josh Allen. Josh Allen so hard today.

[Pardon My Take Host]

He did. Yeah. Josh Allen all over your face.

[Zach]

He Allendall over us at will. I would say the special teams was tough too. Like they just. Almost every return was like maybe crib. Like they might take this one might take the next one. I'm a little worried. I feel good. You know, I probably said. I say this a lot, but somebody's.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Got to win the South.

[Zach]

It's not exactly the most competitive division, so hopefully we can go ahead and lock that down, but tough day.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Panthers, though, watch out for the. Are you worried about the Panthers?

[Zach]

I'm not worried about the Panthers.

[Memes]

Yeah. I like that confidence. Suzak. Why not?

[Zach]

But Bryce Young, I mean.

[Memes]

Yeah, Exactly.

[Pardon My Take Host]

He had 400 yards today.

[Zach]

Good for him. Yeah. But still, I'd like to. I'd like to reiterate, not worried about the Panthers.

[Pardon My Take Host]

They're five and two. Worried about our meow mix retired and.

[Zach]

Worried about our defense.

[Pardon My Take Host]

But just throwing these out. There you are.

[Max]

The man talk with his chest a little.

[Pardon My Take Host]

I know, but I'm just saying, I. The Panthers have a lot harder of a schedule left. They have to play the Rams, the Niners and the Seahawks still. So that's not easy. And then the Bucks twice.

[Max]

I feel like the Bucks have had a gauntlet.

[Pardon My Take Host]

The Bucks have had a gauntlet. They're going to. After this game against the Rams, it lightens up a little bit for them where they have the Falcons, the Saints, the Dolphins. Although the Dolphins, who knows? Cardinals. So, yeah, the Bucks should be fine. You know what? I'm with you.

[Memes]

I think he's right to not be worried about the.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Don't be worried. Yeah.

[Zach]

The toughest part of the. This is the. We were weathering the storm. Right now I think the weather clears up a little bit moving forward.

[Memes]

Yeah. I'll do you one more. If you're 6 and 5 after losing to the Rams. And then the Panthers, I believe they play the 49ers next week, and the Panthers beat the 49ers. So then the Panthers become 7 and 5, and you guys are sitting there at 6 and 5. They're on top. I would still not be worried. No, I think you got it.

[Pardon My Take Host]

I think you got it, too. You get some guys back.

[Zach]

I appreciate the vote of confidence, and that's big, too. We have been. Guys have been going out all season. We need to get some guys.

[Pardon My Take Host]

You need to get some guys back. Everyone needs to get some guys back. You guys especially.

[Zach]

That's football.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Tough sport. Guys get hurt. It is. Guys get hurt. To Zach's credit, Bryce Young's own four against the Bucks. Oh, there we go. Yeah. I mean, if you be. If. Even if you split with the Bucks, you should be. Or, sorry, with the Panthers, you should be fine. But especially if you if you beat him twice and it's definitely over.

[Zach]

Onto Bright Horizons.

[Pardon My Take Host]

You control your own destiny.

[Zach]

Let's do it.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah. This game was fun, though. Josh Allen. Yeah. I mean, this was. I mean, the Bills kind of needed this game, too. Yeah.

[Memes]

Oh, for sure. When. When Josh starts doing his thing where he drifts around the pocket and then plants his feet, that's when you know that some good shit's about to happen.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah.

[Memes]

We got to see that version of Josh today a little bit.

[Pardon My Take Host]

And the Bills play short week. They have to play the Texans at Houston on Thursday night. So we'll see. That's something. It's tough to see. This shroud should be back.

[Memes]

Yeah.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Davis Mills, we think doing well, 2, 0.

[Memes]

I don't know how does that factor into the concussion protocol when they have to, like, start doing DNPs early in the week for Thursday night?

[Pardon My Take Host]

I think he's going to be. Because it's been two weeks, so usually I, I would imagine he's going to be back.

[Memes]

I would think so.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Do you want him back? Because Davis Mills.

[Memes]

Because you have to. You have to clear something, I think on Monday for a Thursday night game. And then you have to have like two days of. No, I think he'll probably be back.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah. We don't know about the concussion protocol. We think we do.

[Memes]

Just have him wear like three guardian caps.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah. Just. Yeah, just bubble wrap them. Yeah. Okay. The Bills run defense, always a problem. Sean Tucker was awesome.

[Memes]

Yep. It's a. Yeah, it's an issue. The Bills are not a juggernaut.

[Pardon My Take Host]

No.

[Memes]

Means I don't think that they should be considered to be like, you know, pencil them into the Super Bowl. They got their issues.

[Pardon My Take Host]

How many teams in the entire NFL would you say you like, you trust with your life?

[Memes]

All right, so I think the Rams.

[Pardon My Take Host]

I think the Rams.

[Memes]

Down to those teams now. Maybe the Eagles. But we.

[Max]

Whoever wins tonight.

[Memes]

Yeah. Whoever wins.

[Pardon My Take Host]

We haven't.

[Hank]

We're.

[Memes]

We're taping this before Eagles slash Lions.

[Pardon My Take Host]

I would trust we'll do a knee jerk reaction. Whoever wins that game, we will see say we trust.

[Max]

Yeah.

[Memes]

And I think that's it.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Out of the NFC and then in the afc.

[Memes]

In the afc, I trust with my life. Who are the. Who are the Patriots playing in this example?

[Pardon My Take Host]

Hank, do you want to. Do you want to throw one in there?

[Hank]

I'm just, I'm waiting for your response.

[Memes]

Well, who are you playing? This example that we're doing?

[Hank]

Who else? The Colts?

[Pardon My Take Host]

The Ravens?

[Memes]

No, I'm saying I actually think in the afc.

[Pardon My Take Host]

I don't. I think it's just so wide open that I. Any. No one would shock me at this point.

[Hank]

I personally trust Drake, man and variable with my life.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Okay.

[Hank]

I would put my life in their hands.

[Pardon My Take Host]

This is the fun part of the NFL. Yeah. You never know. It was good.

[Memes]

I think I trust the Colts.

[Pardon My Take Host]

I don't. I would trust the Patriots over the Colts.

[Memes]

Well, who are they? Are they playing each other?

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah, probably. It's still Daniel Jones. I don't know.

[Memes]

I think I would trust the Colts over the Patriots.

[Max]

I think it's that people are saying that the Patriots have had the easiest schedule of all time.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Why?

[Hank]

Because they can't control that. I agree, Max. Thank you.

[Max]

Of all time.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Oh, they have the third easiest schedule of all time. Okay, that's.

[Hank]

Everyone's saying beauty about schedules is you can't hide in the playoffs.

[Pardon My Take Host]

That's a good point, Max.

[Hank]

You can't hide.

[Pardon My Take Host]

I'm.

[Max]

I'm agreeing with you. It's. He just said that he's agreeing with.

[Hank]

And I'm saying, to your point.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Of all time.

[Max]

Yeah, of all time. I mean, it's not the easiest. It's not the easiest schedule of all time.

[Pardon My Take Host]

And I'm the third easiest of all time.

[Max]

Yeah, it's not the easiest.

[Memes]

I'm also sick of you saying that Drake May is not a good quarterback because he is. He's the best. He's the best quarterback in the NFL right now. When he throws his first read by the stats, he just is. So drop that argument.

[Max]

Drop it.

[Memes]

Drop it. No, I. I was. I was looking up the stats. I was looking up the stats.

[Pardon My Take Host]

What's in your mouth.

[Hank]

And it's both the only set you've ever found.

[Memes]

That's not true.

[Hank]

Hank, You've talked about this for a week.

[Memes]

I've talked about for four days.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Didn't Jaden Daniels haters try to do that last year to Jane Daniels?

[Memes]

Yeah, but they were just incorrect. They just said that sometimes you can just say stuff with no stats, but people are. You know, they need to know the stats and that's that Drake May is by far the best quarterback in the NFL at throwing to his first read. By far. It's not close.

[Hank]

That's good. If you're going to win mvp, you're going to be first in a lot of categories, and that's a good one to be first in.

[Memes]

Also, Don Quixote would be your first read.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Sure. How's it going?

[Hank]

It's going.

[Pardon My Take Host]

It's not.

[Hank]

No.

[Pardon My Take Host]

You haven't even cracked it open.

[Hank]

I was sick last.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Where is it sitting?

[Max]

I feel like being sick is the perfect time.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah, it's.

[Hank]

Yeah, I was. I couldn't even. I was barely able to function. It's.

[Pardon My Take Host]

It's. Oh, really?

[Hank]

This week we'll get. We'll get 100 in this week.

[Pardon My Take Host]

No.

[Memes]

100 pages.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Zero percent chance.

[Hank]

Okay, we'll see.

[Memes]

100 words.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Hundred Honda. 100 letters that mean this is not gonna happen.

[Hank]

100 words, hundred letters.

[Memes]

Letters.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Record.

[Max]

I don't want you to do this. This sounds miserable.

[Pardon My Take Host]

I want him to try.

[Max]

I don't want you to do.

[Pardon My Take Host]

I want him to come in here and be like, yeah, you guys are right. I tried to read and I can't.

[Hank]

And I want.

[Max]

I think he's capable of reading, but it's so fucking boring.

[Hank]

Think.

[Max]

Yeah, I think we don't know. I think we don't know.

[Hank]

I read a whole page the other day.

[Pardon My Take Host]

I mean, if you were to ask.

[Max]

Awls from when they' heard you read out loud, it's.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Can we not.

[Max]

Great.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Can you pull up the second page?

[Hank]

Oh, don't do this.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Come on. No, no, no. I'm not. Actually. I care about.

[Max]

That was the most boring. 45 seconds.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Who cares? Idiot Jazz. We do what we want.

[Memes]

You're going to make him sick again. That's what got him sick the first time.

[Max]

I will be bored.

[Pardon My Take Host]

That's true. Body rejected words. He read a.

[Memes]

He read a page and he was like, I think I'm allergic.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Read a page and immediately went home. Was like, I can't move.

[Memes]

His temperature climbed to 106.

[Pardon My Take Host]

We take him to the ER. Like, what? What? The symptoms. I read a page.

[Hank]

Tune in.

[Pardon My Take Host]

He's no. Selling everything today.

[Hank]

No, I just. I.

[Memes]

You.

[Hank]

You feel one way, I feel the other.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Well, no, I. I'm not. I don't. I don't feel one way.

[Hank]

I know, and I know the other way, which is. I'm going to read.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Okay. Next game. Bears 19, Vikings 17. Bears are 7 and 3. I don't know how they keep doing it. This actually was a reverse of the other games where the Vikings almost stole the game from the Bears.

[Memes]

Yeah.

[Pardon My Take Host]

And then the Bears stole it back.

[Memes]

You almost got nine.

[Pardon My Take Host]

They. We almost got nined nine. By the way, has nine interceptions through six games. So it's nice he's got that. Yeah. The Bears, the. This game, I thought it was going to be. As soon as Cairo Santos missed the field goal to try to go up 9 in the fourth quarter, I was like, oh, Fuck. This is going to be a replay of week one where it's like the Bears should win this game. And then J.J. mcCarthy starts throwing dimes at the end and he did to go down the field but they forgot about Devin Duvernay because he returned the kick. And then Cairo Santos goes from the the guy who's getting blamed to the guy who hits the game winning kick and the Bears are seven and three and I still, I don't know, I'm just having fun. I'm just enjoying this team. But I don't fucking know because we. Nothing has been easy and nothing. No win has been convincing except the Cowboys win which was feels like months ago. They have five games, they have five wins this year where they have come back and taken the lead in under two, under two minute warning. It's crazy.

[Memes]

Yeah, it is. They're. I, I think they're a good team. I really do.

[Pardon My Take Host]

I'm starting to think they're a good team.

[Memes]

I think if you have to judge what teams are great, what teams are good, what teams are ma and then below average teams in the nfc I would put the Bears solidly in the good category.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah, I think so. I have not done it yet because I have not felt it. But now 7 and 3 and winning. Listen, this is also one of those things where Caleb Williams can do, he could do. He could just roll out of bed and people will be like oh, I can't believe he did that. He. The offense wasn't great today, but Brian Flores was insane. He splits 78% of Caleb Williams dropbacks. Yeah, he was just blitzing the out of him. And Caleb Williams ability to get out of a. Out of pressure is, is now like an elite quality that he has. That is an elite thing he does.

[Memes]

He's able to duck, he's able to spin and then he, he sprints out in panic mode and gets usually like 7 yards when it looks like he was going to get sacked for six.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Or find someone downfield. They, the Bears still have to figure out offensively how to not kick field goals, how to finish drives, how to catch the football. Had a few more drops today that were maddening but like DeAndre Swift has been just completely different this year. He is just running so mad that the game basically was the start of the game. The Bears offense looked bad. I think we had two, three and outs and then a maybe got one first down and then punted again. And then the fourth drive when we scored a touchdown. It was just man football. DeAndre Swift down the field Manon Guy scored the touchdown, but it was DeAndre Swift's drive. And that's. I think they got to just identity wise, lean on the run and let Caleb be as elusive as he is. And guys got to catch the ball.

[Memes]

Do you think that they should start doing.

[Pardon My Take Host]

You know how.

[Memes]

How Ben Johnson just scouts every practice and see guys throwing to be like, that guy could throw a trick play for. He should do that. But with guys catching instead.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah.

[Memes]

He should watch. I think he gets too enamored with the guy that throws the football.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yep.

[Memes]

And starts thinking about the trick play instead of look at the offensive lineman that's catching the pass.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Get it?

[Memes]

And being like, that guy should catch a pass for us.

[Pardon My Take Host]

And I mean, they. They use Luther Burden more. He did have a drop. I got to use Colson Loveland more. He's awesome. Every time he gets the ball, it feels like he just. He's. It's his mission to run someone over and get an extra few yards.

[Memes]

I love watching guys like him play tight end.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah.

[Memes]

Where he just becomes a psycho.

[Pardon My Take Host]

He's insane. So get him the ball more. The run game is. Is good. You know, DeAndre Swift, like I said, has been a monster. And Manon Guy didn't have the best game today, but he. I've liked what I've seen from him and the defense. Like, I've talked about the injuries. We still don't really have a pass rush, but the guys in the. In the back end have been playing their balls off. I mean, Byard's got. I think he leads the league in interceptions or is tied for it. Nayshaan Wright had that incredible play on the ball for an interception in the end zone. C.J. gardner. Johnson's been awesome. And Jalen Johnson and Kyler Gordon should be. Jalen Johnson just got his practice window opened, which I didn't think he was coming back this year. So. Good things, positive things. Seven and three. Still got to put together a full game, but wins are wins.

[Memes]

We won't apologize for win7.3 looks awesome next to your name.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Awesome.

[Memes]

It's. It's a great couple numbers you get to look at.

[Pardon My Take Host]

We don't know who's gonna. We're taping this as the Eagles and Lions kick off, but right now the Bears are sitting in the. In first place in the NFC North.

[Memes]

Do you want to figure out if the Bears are good? Yeah, I can do a thought experiment.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Okay. I do think I. I do officially think we've graduated to good. We're obviously not great, but we're we're good for right now. 7 and 3. You can't deny that. They just find ways to win games. And it's the Ben Johnson effect because he just. He has the guys ready to go and they make big plays. Like, yeah, it wasn't Caleb Williams making the game winning drive, but that kick return by Duvernay was insane.

[Memes]

So you think the Bears are good? We will wait to do the thought experiment for another team that we can't figure out.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Okay.

[Memes]

If they're good or not.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Okay.

[Memes]

Because I don't want to waste it. I think it's like an ironclad one that I've been searching for something because there's always teams that are. Maybe their schedule, their. Their record is really good at some point, but we're still not sure.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah.

[Memes]

If we should actually put them in that category. We'll wait to find out. With the, with the Vikings, things seem like they might not be going so hot between Jefferson and nine.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah. J.J. mcCarthy was. He was hot ass for 57 minutes.

[Memes]

Yeah. And we, We've thought that maybe Bo Nix is the heir apparent to Tebow. They wear the same uniform. I understand that comparison. I think there's elements there. J.J. mcCarthy is the new Tebow. He's the new T. He just is. He's like, he'll throw an interception, go to the sidelines and like, pat everybody in the shoulder. Be like, come on, guys. Yeah, we all got to step it up. And then sometimes he'll pull like some magic out of his ass in the fourth quarter. He actually played good on that last drive. Like, he played good enough to win.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Oh, no. That last drive was great somehow, but.

[Memes]

There was a moment in the game where he, he went down the. The line of receivers on the sidelines and he was like, come on, guys, pick your heads up. We got this. We got this. And Jefferson looked at him and was like, hey, just. Just chill. Just chill for a second.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Right.

[Memes]

And that's the first step in terms of, dude, you need to shut the up and start playing better.

[Pardon My Take Host]

He was getting booed at home today.

[Memes]

Yeah.

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Which I understand. Because this, I mean, this is a. This isn't like the Vikings were in a rebuilding year. They won 14 games last year.

[Memes]

Yeah.

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And it's just not. They have not played well or up to that level. Even close to it.

[Memes]

Yeah. And after they threw that go ahead touchdown, he goes to the sidelines and KOC grabbed him. It's just like, hey, you did a good job on that one. But, like, you could tell that J.J. was like, I just, I did it again. Nine did it again. Yep, he's here.

[Pardon My Take Host]

And I, I, I think Ben Johnson said it per. I'm just going to follow my coach because I would die for Ben Johnson. He said 7. 7 and 3 is nothing to scoff at. As ugly as it can be at times, we're capable of finding a way that's really the, the they, it has not, none of it has been sitting back and enjoying Sunday being like, wow, their Bears are going to dominate this game. Everything's been tight, everything's been close. But seven and three is you. @ some point you're just like, yeah, this team is good.

[Memes]

Have you thought about what it's going to be like to have a playoff game?

[Pardon My Take Host]

No, I think we have to get one more win for me to then get to a point. So if we beat the Steelers next week, I will then officially declare if we don't get to the playoffs, it'll be a disaster. But one more. I'm just so scared.

[Memes]

What's the magic number?

[Pardon My Take Host]

I'm so scared of the schedule coming up.

[Memes]

I think the magic number is three. I think if you get to 10.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah. Yeah. So if we get to, if we beat the Steelers. That's what I'm saying. Like if, if we beat the Steelers and can't find a way to go two in four down the stretch, that would be a disaster.

[Memes]

Yeah.

[Pardon My Take Host]

So that, so it's basically getting winning next week will then have me be like, all right, now I'm thinking about, hey, we're gonna, we're gonna probably go to the playoffs.

[Memes]

If this was college football and we had to make a case for which team is going to represent the, the NFC North. Our teams. Which, which teams do you think would have the strongest resume?

[Pardon My Take Host]

Probably Lions. Yeah, probably Lions and Bears because the packers have a bad loss.

[Memes]

They got the worst loss.

[Pardon My Take Host]

They have the worst loss on the, on the, on the schedule to the Browns.

[Memes]

Strength of record, not great.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Right. The Lions have the best win against the Bucks and the Ravens when the Ravens are still healthy. Yeah. So, yeah, it's probably a tube. It's a, it's a two, it's a two bid league. And we get the second bit.

[Memes]

It was against the Ravens when the Ravens were healthy but may have still sucked before they fixed their defense.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Right. They were ranked, though.

[Memes]

They were ranked. Yeah.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah, they were still ranked.

[Memes]

Yeah. It's like playing against Miami.

[Pardon My Take Host]

It was a ranked. Yeah. So I, yeah, I'm excited. It's just fun to watch.

[Memes]

You guys are so winning football that. It looks like Aaron Rodgers is ducking you next week.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah. So that's the big thing is Aaron Rodgers is. I had this date circled that Aaron Rodgers is going to come back to Soldier Field. And now what is the most recent.

[Memes]

Report that we Slight break of his left wrist.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Okay.

[Memes]

So it's looking like it's going to be Mason Rudolph, which you got to beat Mason Rudolph.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Mason Rudolph might be better than Aaron Rodgers. He played better than Aaron Rodgers in the second half. It's his left wrist stash is, is stronger.

[Memes]

I would, I personally would play through a broken left wrist as a right handed quarterback.

[Pardon My Take Host]

I would as well.

[Memes]

Is that his lighter? No, that's his bong holding hand. That's going to be a tough one for him to play through.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah. Caleb Williams also, by the way, I think has the record for most game winning drives. Fourth quarter comeback wins in a single season with five. So Bears record. He's been awesome. I mean this wasn't the best game offensively, but again it's a divisional game against Brian Flores who 78% of drop backs. That's, that's actually like criminal. You should, you, you're like they should throw a flag. Like, dude, you can't blitz that much. You, you used up all your blitz.

[Memes]

You can't.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah, you have, that's too many blitz.

[Memes]

You have to start counting Mississippi.

[Pardon My Take Host]

That's too many blitzes that are getting thrown, thrown away. But yeah, I don't know. I don't know. I think Vikings fans are definitely in a bad spot with, with J.J. right now.

[Memes]

Yeah, I would say so.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah.

[Memes]

And if you're, if you're an elite wide receiver like Jefferson, at some point you got to be like, you need to chill. Like back off.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah, just let me just be me.

[Memes]

Like, you know, I'm upset. You talking to me isn't going to make it any better.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah. Leave me alone. Just leave me alone.

[Memes]

He might, JJ's his answer might just be like more face paint.

[Pardon My Take Host]

I gotta get even crazier with it.

[Memes]

Niner.

[Pardon My Take Host]

I get even more nine on him.

[Memes]

Yeah, well, he is nine for the first three quarters, but it's the German one and then he switches it up.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah, no, he was, he was not good. He was not good to start the game. All right, let's do quick ad before we get to some more games. DraftKings we're only a few weeks in and the NBA season is already wild. Stars are going off, rookies are making noise, and the action doesn't stop. DraftKings sportsbooks Official sports betting partner the NBA is where you can get in on all of it. With more markets open for more of the game. DraftKings is live when others aren't, so you're always in the game when it matters most. No wonder it's the number one sportsbook for live betting. Bet your favorite player props all game long. And don't forget the Emirates NBA cup is rolling along. Big moments, big matchups and a whole lot on the line. Don't miss out. Jump in and bet on the action. Today, new customers bet just five bucks and get 200 if your bet wins. Paid in bonus bets. Download the DraftKings sportsbook app. Use code TAKE that's code TAKE BET 5 bucks and get 200 in bonus bets if your bet wins in partnership with with DraftKings, the crown is yours. Gambling problem call 1-800- gambler in New York, call 877-8-HOPE NY or text hopeny 467-369 In Connecticut, help is available for problem gambling. Call 888-789-7777 or visit ccpg.org Please play responsibly on behalf of Boothill Casino and Resort in Kansas. Pass through of per wager tax may apply in Illinois 21 and over. Age and eligibility varies by jurisdiction. Void in Ontario.

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[Memes]

Max has the earphones on.

[Pardon My Take Host]

He has the headphones off. Max, you want to watch right here? Where's he going? He's leaving. He's gone. A.J. brown caught a pass. Yeah, he did. Okay, that's great. He's going to stream. All right, let's do a couple more games and then we will go watch Sunday football. Panthers 30, Falcons 27. Bryce Young.

[Memes]

Bryce did it.

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Bryce.

[Memes]

His best game as a pro by far.

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448 yards. You know Bryce Young. Fun fact about Bryce Young this season. He has a 300 yard game. He has a 400 yard game. He has a lot of hundred yard games. He does not have a 200 yard.

[Memes]

Yeah, yeah. He had that one against the Cardinals earlier this season and today he had just. It was the Bryce Young game. He had 4. 444. 448 yards, three touchdowns, no picks today. It was his career high in passing yards. I believe it was a Carolina Panthers franchise record.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Wow.

[Memes]

For Bryce Young today he had another win. Now 10 of his career, 12 wins have been fourth quarter comebacks.

[Pardon My Take Host]

He has more fourth quarter comebacks than Joe Burrow.

[Memes]

That's. Well, that. Yeah. Fourth quarter comebacks require your defense to stop somebody, of course.

[Pardon My Take Host]

But I'm just saying, like, that's when I saw that stat, I was like, what? Yeah, more than Jordan Love. Like, that's. It's pretty crazy.

[Memes]

Yeah. Jordan love.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah, he is more than Jordan Love. Like, he's. He's more than Brock Purdy.

[Memes]

I guess if you're on a team that loses a lot of games or at least falls behind in a lot of games.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah.

[Memes]

You have more opportunities for fourth quarter comebacks still.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Bryce. And he also had. So he had a. He was really banged up. If you saw him walking to the podium, it was very funny. He was. He was very, very hobbled walking to the podium. He. We also had a moment in this game where it was going to be, oh, no, Bryce Young's the butt of the jokes because they had the fourth and one where they were down two in the fourth quarter. And he tripped, I think. I don't know if he got hurt on that play. I think he might have been very smart. He took our advice, which we always give. If you have an embarrassing play, just stay down.

[Memes]

Ye.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Because he stayed down. But he had a fourth and one, tripped, fell, got touched. And then the Falcons kicked a field goal to go up 5. And Bryce Young said, you got. You left too much time for me. And he went down the field. Ted McMillan is a monster. He was getting Xavier Leggette involved. Goes down, takes a lead. Falcons. Kirk Cousins, he comes down, ties it. And then Bryce Young does it again in overtime. Great game from Bryce Young. And the foul in. The Panthers are one game out of the NFC south lead. They're 6 and 4. 6 and 5. Sorry. 6 and 5. They're kind of fun.

[Memes]

Yeah, the Panthers are fun. They're frisky for sure.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Don't make them favorites, but they're fun.

[Memes]

The catch radius on Ted is just unreal, insane.

[Pardon My Take Host]

And so he catches for 130 yards and two touchdowns.

[Memes]

Bryce, like, just. Just chuck it up. Let Ted jump in the air and bring it down for me and. And the Falcons. This is bad for the Falcons. I think that I've. I've been hesitant to say, like, Raheem Morris is on the hot seat. He's on the hot seat now. Well, he's definitely on the hot seat. This is five in a row that the Falcons have lost their offense. That's the move that he has to make, is to fire the offensive coordinator. Do you know if he doesn't. I don't know what they're doing. At one point today, The Falcons were 3 for 28. There are those numbers again in their last three games on third downs. And I think they finished 3 of 29, actually.

[Pardon My Take Host]

And we should say Michael Penix was playing well before he got hurt. Yeah. And Drake London also went out of the game late, and he was. He was a monster, as always. Michael Pennsylvania's 13 for 16 for 175 yards before he got hurt. So you don't know what happens if he stays in the. In the game, but yeah, the Falcons. So you. You mentioned Raheem Morris hot seat. Here's a bad stat for Raheem Morris. The last time The Falcons started 3 and 7 to. On the season, they fired their head coach Dan Quinn and interim head coach Raheem Morris took over. Yeah. Remember, he was the head coach and then he Left. And then was the head coach again.

[Memes]

And then they.

[Pardon My Take Host]

So He's. He. The LA. He was in the building last time they started 3 and 7. He knows the feeling. And his boss got fired.

[Memes]

And then I think they interviewed. I want to say, Vrabel McDonald. Who else did. They interviewed some really good coaches that offseason, too, before they settled on. On Raheem Morris.

[Pardon My Take Host]

No, no. Oh, not the last time.

[Memes]

Yeah. I don't. I know what you're saying. I'm saying, like, when they made the choice to bring him back in.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Bill Belichick.

[Memes]

Bill Belichick, yeah.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Which, by the way, Bill Belichick has announced that he's not. He's taking his name out of the Giants job.

[Memes]

Yeah, he. Because there were all the rumors.

[Pardon My Take Host]

There was.

[Memes]

You left that part out. The rumors were swirling.

[Pardon My Take Host]

What was his exact statement?

[Memes]

His statement was, although I keep hearing about it from places and I respect the Giants organization, I'm not interested.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Did he say we're on to Wake Forest? Yeah. So that was Jordan. Yeah.

[Memes]

It was pretty obviously Jordan that released it. She was like, you know what, Bill? Let's get your name out there. Let's just talk. There were probably like three people on Twitter that said Belichick to the Giants. She was like, we have to take advantage of this momentum because she's smart.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah. This was just. I mean, the Falcons just they're. I feel bad for Falcons fans and my power rankings last week. It was the. The fans deserve to have a class action lawsuit against the organization.

[Memes]

Yeah, it's. It's very bad right now. I. I could see Raheem Morris it.

[Pardon My Take Host]

And Bijon was good. Bijan was going off in the first start the game. He had two touchdowns. He felt like every time he got the ball, they couldn't tackle him.

[Memes]

Arthur Blank should be like, hey, either the offense corner has to go or. Or you're going to.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah.

[Memes]

And see what happens after that might be what happened with Dan Quinn, too. They were just like, hey, you have to clean house or else we're gonna fire you. And he said no.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah.

[Memes]

I could see Arthur Blank doing that.

[Pardon My Take Host]

The Falcons, by the way, they were social. Or the Panthers social post after just made the Falcons stadium a big kitty litter.

[Memes]

Love that.

[Pardon My Take Host]

I think I get that. Well, I guess they all over him.

[Memes]

Yeah.

[Pardon My Take Host]

But they also needed overtime and some like crazy to happen, but they did. All over him.

[Max]

Yeah.

[Memes]

I think if you're the Panther social media, you. You take your wins whenever you can get them.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah. Dave Canales, coach of the year probably not.

[Memes]

I got Shane Steichen.

[Pardon My Take Host]

It's probably gonna go Shane Steichen. Yeah, it's probably gonna go Shane Steichen.

[Memes]

Mike McDaniel, Ben Johnson. Keep. For keeping the locker room.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Keeping the locker room there. But yeah, the Falcons, it's. It's a, It's a bad scene. It's just not. It's just a bummer because they have so many guys that everyone like, hey, that guy's awesome.

[Memes]

That's right. They interviewed Harbaugh as well.

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That's a sliding doors moment. He would have been a good coach there.

[Memes]

I do think that it would be a very. It'd be an attractive opening. One of the hottest openings.

[Pardon My Take Host]

You think it's already done two years in for he Morris?

[Memes]

I. I think so.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Because now then they become the team that just keeps, keeps a revolving door going.

[Memes]

I think it's got to be. I think you got to go with somebody new, somebody that wasn't part of the revolving door before. Right. Right now you hired a guy that got stuck in the revolving door and you just let him back inside because he got lost.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah, he came back around. You're like, that's a, that's a familiar face. We remember him. Good for the Panthers. Let's see.

[Memes]

Yeah, they interviewed Harbaugh, Vrabel, McDonald. A lot of good coaches on that. Ben Johnson, Joe Brady, Aaron Glenn. Great coach. Memes.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Aaron Glenn.

[Memes]

Yep.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Could have been Aaron Glenn said, you got a memes. Okay, next game. Jamis Packers 27, Giants 20. Jamie, there was a lot of wind today. Hank, by the way, what's up with the wind?

[Hank]

A lot of wind. It's that time of year.

[Pardon My Take Host]

I didn't like that. Weather's not real. Too much wind.

[Hank]

A lot of wind. A lot of over. Still hit though.

[Pardon My Take Host]

There's three missed extra points in this game. It was just. It might have actually been more. Felt like every single one was a missed extra point. The packers win. The Jameis was still fun. He had a couple Jameis moments. He was, he was actually doing like Mike Kafka did a pretty good job. Pretty good game plan here where he's like, we're gonna pound the rock. And they did pound the rock and let Seamus make some big third down throws. We also had Jameis with a 10 yard QB sneak, which was awesome.

[Memes]

Great. They're calling it the crab walk.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah, I like that double. Josh Allen's longest QB sneak.

[Memes]

Incredible.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah, he just kept going, kept on going.

[Memes]

She's like, I'm still up. Somebody come push me.

[Pardon My Take Host]

It was it was great, but the packers were too much. And it was Jordan Love that. That third down, third and ten pass that he made to Savion Williams was just. Jordan Love has a knack of doing those things where it's like he just keeps floating and then he finds someone, he throws the ball up and it's just perfectly placed. And I'm like, fuck.

[Memes]

That was.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Believe that happened.

[Memes]

That was the 32 yard one.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah. 33 yard. It was third and 10.

[Memes]

Third and 10.

[Pardon My Take Host]

And they were midfield, which they weren't in field goal range because they don't have a field goal kicker. And also is windy and he makes that throw. And then Christian Watson was insane with that catch that he had two great touchdown catches, one from Malik Willis, but that Christian Watson touchdown catch and throw to win the game was pretty insane.

[Memes]

Yeah, two perfect passes. And I went away from this game still not knowing if the packers are good or not.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Their defense is good.

[Memes]

Their defense is very, very good.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yes.

[Memes]

But I, I also think that packers fans would agree with me. Like packers fans seem like it's. It's them and the Steelers. If I were to power rank the fan bases that hate their team the most despite the fact that they are currently in the playoffs, I would have packers and Steelers tied for first. Jaguars might be in there, too.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Jaguars might be in there. But.

[Memes]

But packers fans are pissed off. Not just about the offense, which does look. It looks different in the first half today. They seemed like they were doing a pretty good job running the ball.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Josh Jacobs got hurt.

[Memes]

Like they. They were having some nice creative plays in the running game. And then Jacobs got hurt and Malik Willis came in and lafleur did a great job, I think with Malik Willis being in the game. And then love kind of came in the fourth quarter was like, I'm going to do my fadeaway where I just get incredible at the most clutch times. But I still think the packers fans are frustrated. And then.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah, yeah, he was. Jordan Love wasn't like great today. He was. I mean, it was windy conditions, but he did make those big throws. You're like, fuck, he can still make those big throws.

[Memes]

The kicking situation is going to be something that they. And I know it was windy today. The packers don't have a field goal.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Just sign Justin Tucker so I can make fun of the Packers.

[Memes]

Do you think we should actually. We should ask Peter King this. Peter King, I presume, still has a Hall of Fame vote.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Isn't he retired?

[Memes]

But I think he probably gets one, right? Yeah, maybe he turned that in like it was his gun and a badge.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Probably not.

[Memes]

Will Peter King vote for Justin Tucker for the hall of Fame? Because Justin Tucker is a Hall of Fame kicker. Peter King famously said, like, if Darren Sharper was eligible and on the ballot and I thought he was good enough, I would vote him for the hall of Fame.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yep.

[Memes]

Is he going to stay true to his morals?

[Pardon My Take Host]

It's a good question.

[Memes]

We need to know, Peter.

[Pardon My Take Host]

It's a really good question. The packers, by the way, here's A weird stat. Five out of their six wins this season, they've scored exactly 27 points.

[Memes]

That is wild.

[Pardon My Take Host]

That's wild. Jordan Love mentioned it in the. In the post game. He's like, I guess we. Obviously, we scored the right amount of points today.

[Memes]

27.

[Pardon My Take Host]

27. No Hank, nothing.

[Memes]

Hank's locked in.

[Pardon My Take Host]

He's locked in 27. We were just making a joke because everyone said 6, 7, and then we were doing 27.

[Hank]

I got it. I just didn't have anything to add.

[Pardon My Take Host]

That's my bad for the kids. Yeah.

[Memes]

Cam. Scatter. Boo was there on a scooter. Yep.

[Pardon My Take Host]

You see that scooter, Boo?

[Memes]

He definitely is. He's going to get way more hurt riding that scooter than he would if he just had a boot.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Definitely.

[Memes]

He's definitely doing wheelies on it. Kick ass. Subwoofer put in. Probably.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Jamis said after the game, I could sing Hamilton. I could. I sing it with my boys all the time, but I would rather sing the victory song with my teammates.

[Memes]

Well said. Yeah, I thought he played pretty good.

[Pardon My Take Host]

That.

[Memes]

That interception, I don't think was even his fault.

[Pardon My Take Host]

I think it was a miscommunication in the end zone.

[Memes]

Jalen Hyatt took responsibility for it. He said that that would. He ran a bad route on that.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Well, yeah. I mean, you like those type of interceptions where it was. It wasn't like James didn't see him. He just expected a guy to be a place that he was not.

[Memes]

Yeah.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Would they have gone for two? That's what I would ask if I.

[Memes]

Was a journalist after Kafka. Yeah, he's.

[Pardon My Take Host]

You got to. He's.

[Memes]

He's Northwestern.

[Pardon My Take Host]

You got to.

[Memes]

Brainiac.

[Pardon My Take Host]

This is the first time the packers defense has held opponents to 20 or fewer points in seven of their first 10 games since they last won the Super Bowl. So their defense. Their defense is it. Yeah, their defense is very, very good. Their offense is still a work in progress. They. They. I'll say this. When the Bears and the packers play in a few weeks, I Wish we could do a prop of drop passes because I. The packers drop so many passes. They just drop passes left and right. Yep. I also would love to know packers fans got to be frustrated. Romeo Dobbs got to be frustrating. Right. Because he does things sometimes where you're like, that guy's special. And then he drops passes or gets hurt and it just. It has to be frustrating.

[Memes]

Yeah. I think they're very frustrated with the entire. The state of the offense.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah.

[Memes]

Needs to change.

[Pardon My Take Host]

But they won. I was hoping Jameis would pull it off. He does look good.

[Memes]

He does.

[Pardon My Take Host]

He looks good.

[Memes]

And he gave a good, good pump up speech.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yep.

[Memes]

Not like, not the weird Jameis. We just got good. Pure, focused, excited, aggressive. James.

[Max]

Yep.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Okay, next game.

[Memes]

I have a question for you.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah.

[Memes]

Do you turn your head to eat a taco?

[Pardon My Take Host]

What?

[Memes]

Do you turn your head to eat a taco or do you turn Maybe a little. Oh, you let the taco dominate you.

[Pardon My Take Host]

I don't know. I'd have to have a taco to. I think it's. Yeah. Because you're, like, not trying to spill.

[Memes]

You turn your head for the taco. You don't turn the taco.

[Pardon My Take Host]

No. Because then it will spill.

[Memes]

It could.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah. If you turn the taco or if.

[Memes]

You grip it, spill like an alpha. If you take dominance over the top.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Well, you're doing soft taco. No, I'm doing a hard.

[Memes]

That's how I eat a taco.

[Pardon My Take Host]

I go, but that's a soft. Usually what you're gripping right now is a soft taco. That is not a hard talk. You just crushed your hard taco. That's what you're so soft on. Was totally different. I wouldn't move my head for a soft.

[Memes]

Like, okay, you're talking about, like, if you're eating two tacos, a tortilla shell, you. You turn both. I'm not. You can't turn your head both ways. So you go like that with the taco. This is Cam Scatter Boo's question. Oh, he wanted to know.

[Pardon My Take Host]

No, I. If for a hard shell, I turn my head, I would say for a soft shell, probably not.

[Memes]

I go, you can also go straight on.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah.

[Memes]

And no one changes. It's just like, I'll meet the taco where it is.

[Pardon My Take Host]

I guess I gotta get a taco. Yeah. To find out, let's order taco. Stein figured out these are the type of questions that I. I definitely have a. There's one way I do it that naturally I'm doing it, but I've never Thought about it. It's like the balls in, balls out. Question about pissing. I don't.

[Max]

I don't.

[Pardon My Take Host]

I don't. I know. I have a way. I just don't know.

[Memes]

Does anybody take their balls out?

[Pardon My Take Host]

I think, like, if you. Yeah, if you go. If you pull your underwear underneath your.

[Memes]

Balls, I just go. Leave the boys indoors.

[Pardon My Take Host]

I think I might go balls out. I don't know. I have to test both. I'll eat a taco while I'm taking a piss, and I'll report back on Wednesday show.

[Memes]

So then you'll be.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll find out. Both.

[Memes]

Okay.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Steelers 34, Bengals 12. Steelers defense. Can we be done with the Bengals?

[Memes]

Yeah, we're doing the Bengals.

[Pardon My Take Host]

All right.

[Memes]

Yeah. But as of last week, they were still in it. Now they're not.

[Pardon My Take Host]

But they also have just a miserable four games coming up. They're. They were done with the Bengals.

[Memes]

Yep.

[Pardon My Take Host]

I'd like to just. It's nice every now and then to just be done with teams. We're done with the Bengals this year. It's been. There's been thrilling moments. Joe Flacco has had some fun moments, but we're done with the Bengals. They're not making the playoffs. Joe Burrow. Don't rush back. I think Bengals fans would agree we're done with the Bengals this year.

[Memes]

I would agree. Their offense, they turned the ball over. The Sealers defense allowed one touchdown. They scored two touchdowns.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yep. Steelers defense looked awesome today. And it's not like you could say, oh, yeah, well, Joe Flacco is 40 years old, but Joe Flacco has been lighting up some of these teams. And he lit up the Steelers. Yeah. Three weeks ago. So good. Good adjustments on the Steelers. The big. The big thing from this game was the Jamar Chase, Jalen Ramsey. These two teams don't like each other. Moment where it looks like Jamar Chase might have spit on Jalen Ramsey.

[Memes]

Yeah. After the game, Jamar said, I never opened my mouth to that guy. I didn't spit on nobody. Then you watch the video. I say conclusively. Upon further review, Jamar Chase broke COVID protocols, and he spat on Jalen Ramsey. And then Jalen Ramsey said, like, at that point, the game's over. I'm gonna fight you.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah.

[Memes]

Which I get. Like, I. I respect that. He's like, yeah, we're not. I don't. I'm not thinking about getting a flag. I'm not thinking about my team.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Also, the game was not over at that moment.

[Memes]

Yeah.

[Pardon My Take Host]

But it was. It was 20 to nine in this. In. The Bengals were on fourth and one in that game of first.

[Memes]

I think he was saying, like at that point, we're not playing football anymore.

[Hank]

Right.

[Pardon My Take Host]

We're. This man.

[Memes]

This is Man's got. It's probably the most disrespectful thing you can do to somebody on a football field. So I would say gotta be a sussy.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah. So. Well, remember Jalen Carter, week one, he got suspense. He never took a snap. So they're like, well, his. Him getting kicked out of the game was a suspension.

[Memes]

Yeah.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Jamar Chase played the whole game. He's got to be sussed.

[Hank]

Gotta be.

[Memes]

I'd say worst things are spitting on somebody, stepping over somebody doing horns down. You gotta include that.

[Pardon My Take Host]

I wouldn't hate it if the NFL made a rule though, where it was like, you get. You pick your, you know, captains for the game. You also pick your one spitter. So like, you get in a. You john with someone, you got to call in your spitter.

[Memes]

Yeah.

[Pardon My Take Host]

And he's just spitting on everyone. And then the spitters go up against each other and they're just spitting each other's face. Yeah. The DS this happens. Just kind of hope that it doesn't. If you're Jamar Chase, you would have preferred it to not be in 4k with the. I love how everyone was tweeting out after. Like, we got the sideline cam. Jamar Chase did in fact spit. He's frustrated.

[Memes]

Yeah, he's frustrated still.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Probably shouldn't spit on people.

[Memes]

Shouldn't spit. I actually think it should go one further. Jalen Ramsey should then have. Was that 10 minutes of game time or whatever that he gets to do something and not be suspended for?

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yep.

[Memes]

Because he already served a 10 minute suspension for something he was in his right to do, which was punch Jamar Chase after getting spat on.

[Pardon My Take Host]

No, he should get a punch that he doesn't deserve. Yeah, he should get a free punch.

[Memes]

Yeah. Get out of jail free card.

[Pardon My Take Host]

He gets one free punch going forward. The other big story is Aaron Rodgers might have broken his hand, which we said earlier, but it does. I mean, Aaron Rodgers is a tough dude. He's played through a lot. Zach just typed in Aaron Ronders hand update and he's got it now.

[Memes]

I think we have it from.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah, he's got a broken hand, most likely. So he will not be playing one last time against the Bears unless they meet in the Super Bowl. What was that last?

[Hank]

That'd be awesome.

[Pardon My Take Host]

That'd be crazy. If either team got super bowl, it'd be crazy.

[Memes]

That'd be nuts.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah. I don't, I, I, the Steelers, I. Mason Rudolph is obviously not better than Aaron Rodgers, but maybe he is.

[Memes]

The field today was so bad.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Pft.

[Memes]

All time.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Is that a crazy thing to say?

[Memes]

Yeah.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah.

[Memes]

But that's okay.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Aaron Rodgers has not been playing well.

[Memes]

Yeah.

[Pardon My Take Host]

And like the offense does not look explosive at all.

[Memes]

He's been playing well for a Steelers quarterback.

[Pardon My Take Host]

It was smart for them to bring back Mason Rudolph for these type of moments.

[Memes]

Yeah. I think Mason Rudolph can run that offense in the perfect Steelers fashion.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah.

[Memes]

I think Aaron Rodgers brought it elevated a little bit. I think sometimes he was supposed to throw like a check down to the flat or like.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah.

[Memes]

Kenny Gainwell.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah.

[Memes]

Two yard gain.

[Pardon My Take Host]

And Jaylen Warren got hurt too.

[Memes]

It's like second and 12 and that's what the play calls for. He's like, let me just try to get the ball to Darnell. I think you would break script enough to make the Steelers offense a little bit better, but also shout out Darnell Washington because he should just get the ball on every single play.

[Pardon My Take Host]

He's the best.

[Memes]

The whole offense should be Darnell Washington just running people over.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Darnell Washington reminds me of this is going to date me. But in. When Madden first came out in the 90s, you could adjust the player ratings in the, in the size of the players. And I made a team. I would. Every time a new Madden would come out, I would make my team 99 overall. Every player. All the players would be 7ft tall and 500 pounds. And that's Darnell Washington. Yeah.

[Memes]

He's so much fun to watch.

[Pardon My Take Host]

And then I'd make my quarterback like 5, 2 and so just be every single. Yeah, every single player would be. They all would. You could do anything, though, because I would have 7 footers, 400 pounds that were also 99 speed. And it was so much fun. I just win every game by a million. But that's Darnell Washington.

[Memes]

The man's a rhinoceros. He's just giving the ball every time.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Tossing people left and right. Just car crashes. And he's awesome. I love watching him get the ball. Yeah, it's so much fun. Do you think the Steelers are good? Let's do it with the Steelers.

[Memes]

Okay. You want to do the Steelers because.

[Pardon My Take Host]

I think the Steelers are perfect. The Steelers are 6 and 4.

[Memes]

Yep.

[Pardon My Take Host]

The Steelers unlike the Bay. I guess we'll find out next week who's. Who's gooder, who's better? The Steelers, unlike the Bears, like the Bears outside of. Obviously, the first two weeks have not had. And really only week two against the Lions have not had games where they've gotten completely demolished. The Steelers have had games where they've gotten completely demolished. They got demolished against the packers in that second half. They got demolished against the Chargers on Sunday Night Football. So I think they're a good test of. Are they. Are they gooder?

[Memes]

All right, so here's how we'll figure it out. I want you to close your eyes.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Okay.

[Memes]

Can you imagine the Pittsburgh Steelers being on the schedule for the New England Patriots?

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yes.

[Memes]

Okay, then they might not be a good team. Plot twist. They did.

[Pardon My Take Host]

They did.

[Memes]

And they. They actually beat the New England Patriots. So now I don't know.

[Pardon My Take Host]

So that's the. That's the test.

[Memes]

They're actually. They're actually the worst team to do it with.

[Pardon My Take Host]

That's the. That's the test.

[Memes]

Is.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Is it?

[Memes]

Yeah.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Good.

[Memes]

Yeah. Can you imagine it? Can you imagine that logo being on the list?

[Hank]

Did the Patriots fumble seven times in the red zone in that game?

[Memes]

That's not part of my metrics. Got it. I don't know.

[Pardon My Take Host]

So. So do another team.

[Memes]

Okay. What's another team that you're curious about?

[Pardon My Take Host]

If they're good, Hank, you go the Bills.

[Memes]

Okay, the Bills. I think the Bills are a good team.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah, Bills are. Clearly. Seemed like in the. Like the Jaguars. I could. Could you imagine the Jaguars?

[Memes]

Yeah, I could see them.

[Hank]

Seahawks.

[Memes]

No, no.

[Pardon My Take Host]

They'Re good.

[Hank]

Broncos.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Are you playing the Broncos? Do you play the Broncos?

[Memes]

No, I can't. I can't. I don't see it.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Imagine it.

[Memes]

I don't see it.

[Hank]

Ravens.

[Memes]

Ravens and the Patriots. Nope.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Do you play the Ravens? Yeah.

[Memes]

Well, they might not be good then. Yeah, we'll see.

[Hank]

I love. I'm pet is like such a hater that it's like. It's fun. It's fun. It's fun to be so good when, you know, you like when people are hating you this much, it's just a sign. Like, you're good.

[Memes]

Yeah. I hate you because I hate you.

[Pardon My Take Host]

It's also very funny because it's. Everything he's using against you is what people used against him last year. Right. For the entirety of the year, which is fine.

[Hank]

Then you guys schedule.

[Memes]

Yeah, Hank, that's how you. That's how you stop it.

[Hank]

I know. Listen, I. People can say whatever they want. That's all they're going to say. They're going to deflect and say the schedule and It's. And like I said when we were good back in the day, it's like nothing matters to the playoffs. The regular season starts in January.

[Memes]

Yep.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Okay. Texans Titans. Should we talk about that game real quick? Texans played with their food. They forgot that Nico Collins existed. Texans won 16. Titans 13. What. What was that?

[Hank]

The Titans choked.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Well, the Titans always choke. They, they are a lesser version of the Browns where they, they might not stick around for an entire half. This one they did. Their defense played really well. They're deep. They actually got into. You know, things are bad when the defense starts yelling at the offense on the sidelines. That happened in this game. It was Jeffrey Simmons yelling at the offense and the Titans were in this game. They could have won this game. They actually. Cam Ward had a nice drive to, to tie it back up. Yeah. Davis Mills, though, is just, He's a winner in the second half.

[Memes]

He's a winner again in the division.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah.

[Memes]

He went in divisional games. He's 8, 4 and 1 as a starter.

[Max]

Wow.

[Memes]

Against other teams in the AFC South.

[Pardon My Take Host]

So they should just have him play in divisional games. He was 12 for 19 for 144 yards and a touchdown the second half. And again he remembered that Nico Collins is awesome because Nico Collins is awesome. Nico Collins. This is where it's like, you know, a lot of, a lot, a lot of talk is, hey, you need a competent backup to tread water. You also need a competent or really good wide receiver to help your competent backup. Because in the last two games with Davis Mills playing quarterback, Nico Collins has 16 catches for 228 yards and a touchdown. He's been. And he made that big catch on the last drive to. For the game winning field goal. He's. He's been that dude again.

[Memes]

As long as the Texans offense can stay out of like third and goal or second and goal from like the two or three yard line.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yep.

[Memes]

That would be preferable for them. I, I think that Davis Mills is a. One of the best backup quarterbacks. He's not going to do anything explosive, but just remembering that he has an awesome wide receiver to chuck it up to, that's kind of like, that's kind of half the job for a good backup quarterback. And with Cam Ward. I like what Cam Ward said after the game. He says they should go for it on all fourth downs.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Oh.

[Memes]

For the rest of the year.

[Pardon My Take Host]

I agree with you.

[Memes]

Look at what the record is right now. They should just not punt. They should say, fuck it, let's just get reps in on offense.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah.

[Memes]

I agree. There have been moments and I. There's one every week with Cam Ward. Actually, there's two. There's two different moments every week. There's always a moment where he's like, that guy looks like rookie year Russell Wilson, where he throws like a nice moon ball or a great deep ball. Then there's one play every week where it's like, that guy looks like rookie year jamarcus Russell.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Right.

[Memes]

Where he just drops the ball or he takes a sack that he should have seen coming.

[Pardon My Take Host]

He did have that drop where they. Where the Titans were like, hey, we're going to do something here. He's like, no, I'm just going to drop it.

[Memes]

Yeah. Yeah. He does that every. He needs to stop doing the jamarcus Russell plays.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yep.

[Memes]

And instead just be. Be good Cam. But I think that there's been enough where you could. You could look at Cam and say, like, if we got a good. If you've got a good offensive, Young offensive mind, next season, Cam Ward still could be the guy. Yeah. And that's really what you're going for for the rest of the season is just get to the end of the year and have some faith that Cam Ward's going to be the guy.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yes. They're calling him Davis Chills, by the way, because he's so calm.

[Memes]

I did see his post game interview that he did. He's very calm.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah. D' Amico Ryan said you trust your guys. That's what Davis is showing. Davis keep. Keep me calm. Because he's so calm in the moment. Davis chills.

[Memes]

I like that.

[Pardon My Take Host]

He's so calm in the moment.

[Memes]

General Mills is pretty good, too.

[Pardon My Take Host]

General Mills is very good.

[Memes]

And then we got Mills Mafia against Bill's Mafia coming up.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah, listen, the Texans are not dead. The Texans are definitely in that. They have a really tough schedule coming up. They play the Bills, Colts and Chiefs, but I mean, if they. If they win two out of three there, they're still very much alive. And that's. That's a defense you do not want to see in the playoffs.

[Memes]

Yeah.

[Pardon My Take Host]

And Davis Mills is someone you do not want to see in the playoffs.

[Memes]

No, no, no. We know.

[Pardon My Take Host]

How did he get here? Am I in the playoffs?

[Memes]

We do not want to see Davis Mills.

[Pardon My Take Host]

You just like, wait, did we make the playoffs or not?

[Memes]

Yeah.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Because why is Davis Mills here?

[Memes]

Yeah, they're not out of it. I think that the defense is. They. They have a Super bowl caliber defense for sure.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Who do? The Titans don't have any prime time games right. No, I can't imagine I could see them throwing a random Thursday Night Football at us. I just. We just need to fast forward. I think Titans fans probably agree with that. We just need to fast forward to the end of the season for the Titans.

[Memes]

Just bury them at. At the 12 o'. Clock. Oh, they play the games.

[Pardon My Take Host]

They still play the Browns and the Saints. Those are going to be some fun ones. Oh, oh.

[Memes]

How many more wins do you think the Titans get this year?

[Pardon My Take Host]

I think they'll win one more. One more. I think they'll have two wins at the end of the season.

[Memes]

I think one and a half is probably the line right now.

[Pardon My Take Host]

And then they can, they can. They can trade their pick if they believe in Cam Ward.

[Memes]

Yeah.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Which, I mean, I. I still don't know. I. I think Cam Ward is. He's done some. Sometimes he flashes like you said. Where he flashes, you're like, okay, that looks good. You just can't judge a guy who has no one to throw to. And the entire Titans operation just is sloppy as. I feel like they just get penalties and just shoot themselves in the foot. Yeah, he. He had a dime down the sideline, dropped it in a bucket at the end of the fourth quarter to tie the game up. That. That also is a. You should go for two. I know that it didn't matter because they ended up giving up a field goal anyway. Still, just go for two to show the guys, like, hey, we're in it. Let's just try to win games mode.

[Memes]

Yeah. I, I think Mike McCoy is looking at this team like, well, it's not really my team, so I don't want to do anything too crazy. It's like your house sitting.

[Pardon My Take Host]

So. Yeah.

[Memes]

No. No parties or anything. No Mike McCoy. These are the exact times we're. Your team has nothing to lose. Go for it every fourth down. Go for two every time. Nobody gives a shit what happens with your special teams.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Correct.

[Memes]

It's not going to do anything.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Okay. Last game of the early slate. Jaguars 35, Chargers 6. I have a prediction. I think this is going to be a game where if you. If we have Jim Harbaugh on in 10 years and we're like, what's the worst loss you ever had? He might say this game because the Jaguars outmanned and out physical and were more violent and just played Jim Harbaugh football right down his throat. It was shocking. So the total yardage was 345 to 135. It was 102 yards. Really. With non. Garbage time. The Chargers ran three plays in the third quarter the Chargers had. In between those three plays the Jaguars went for 11 play drive 7 minutes. Touchdown in a 16 play drive 9 minutes touchdown. They had four plays in 22 minutes of the second half. To start the second half like that was as thorough of a beating as you can give a team. And that's what the Jaguars did. And this is a Chargers team who going into this game led the league in time of possession and the Jaguars just absolutely them up. And credit to Liam Cohen and the Jaguars because that was a loss last week that it could have spiraled and they came out and they didn't leave any doubt in this game.

[Memes]

I think it's a, it's a well coached team right now.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah.

[Memes]

After it was 36, 29 they gave up that huge lead in the fourth quarter and then going they also lost Travis Hunter. It was a bad week for the Jaguars.

[Pardon My Take Host]

They blew a 19 point lead. It was a bad Davis Mills, David.

[Memes]

Shills for the, for the Jaguars and then you're going up against the Chargers that you know are going to try to push you around. And so yeah. Liam Cohen, great job this week. And, and they didn't punt and the Jaguars did not punt today.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah.

[Memes]

So after the game the, the punter and the long snapper wanted to take a picture with Trevor holding up like the Wilt Chamberlain sign that said 100. That just said zero.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah.

[Memes]

After the game was over. It's a big deal. The Jaguars are feeling good about themselves like going I, I would put them on that list of current playoff teams whose fan bases kind of secretly hate them.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah.

[Memes]

But after a win like this I'll take, I'll take them off that list for now.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah.

[Memes]

I think maybe give them one or two more games and we'll check in and see where they're at. But 6 and 4 is, is looking pretty good also.

[Hank]

They're the hottest and coldest team in the league.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah. They're. They're up.

[Hank]

They have great wins. You're. If you're as a fan you get excited and then they just put up an absolute stinker.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Max is watching the Eagles game the other room right now but Liam Cohen said we play better. Pissed off. Yeah.

[Memes]

And I'm so get.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Don't get the Jaguars after a loss.

[Memes]

I'm thinking that the Jaguars might be good now because their losses this year. The Seahawks good team. Rams really good team. They were beating the Texans until that last fourth quarter collapse last week and then they lost to the Bengals and Joe Burrow In. In week two. But besides that, they've beaten the Niners, they've beaten the Chiefs, and they've been the Chargers. So I think they. I think they might be good.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah. Yeah, they could be good.

[Hank]

Could you see him on the Patriot schedule?

[Memes]

See again that they're a tricky one. No, no. Now.

[Pardon My Take Host]

So then they're good.

[Memes]

Yeah, I think they're good.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Travis Etienne was awesome today.

[Memes]

Yeah.

[Pardon My Take Host]

He was just running so angry. But do you get what I'm saying? I. I think this. I think this loss wounded Jim Harbaugh's soul.

[Memes]

Yeah.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Because not only that, Justin Herbert, they cannot block for him. It's. He got smoked on that one.

[Max]

He.

[Pardon My Take Host]

He was like, absolutely crushed. I don't even. It was one of those penalties where. Or not penalties. It was one of those hits. You're like, I thought they didn't even allow this anymore. That's how. How hard he got hit. He had 80 yards. I think he. What was what. He finished 10 for 18.

[Memes]

Then we had Trey Lance in there for a little bit.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah, Trey Lance got in there. It was a thorough, Thorough asking. Yeah, I think I'm going to say I. I think I'm going to go Jaguars good.

[Memes]

I think the Chargers also last week, Harbaugh was so happy with the way they won that game where they just pushed the Steelers around.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Right.

[Memes]

And that. I think this week of practice was like, hey, we're just going to. We're just going to lift weights all week because we're really good when we just. We just beat the fuck out of people. How we train by fighting this week.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Listen, remember we. Hank, we talked about it. The Jaguars could still potentially win the afc. I mean, they have the Titans twice. Still. They have the Cardinals Titans twice, and the Jets. That's four games. The Jaguars should get to 10 wins. If they, if they take care of business on the games that they should win. They should be at 10 wins in the playoffs.

[Memes]

They should be. They should be. Let's see.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah. The Titans twice, Titans twice, jets and Cardinals. Yep.

[Memes]

And then for Chargers and then they.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Play the Colts twice. So they'll have a chance to be in the AFC side. If they sweep the Colts, they'll be very much in the AFC South.

[Memes]

The Chargers should beat the Raiders. Then they've got some tough games. The Chargers should get three more wins.

[Pardon My Take Host]

It's going to be interesting to see how the AFC picture because. Because we just keep looking and maybe the answer is just that, like, the Chiefs won't make the playoffs.

[Memes]

It's real possibilities we keep looking at.

[Pardon My Take Host]

It being like, well, the Chiefs are going to obviously make the playoffs.

[Memes]

Real possibility. When I'm looking at the Charger schedule. I just said they should win three more games. They do play the Chiefs. I did not count that as a should win game. But they already beat the Chiefs.

[Pardon My Take Host]

They already beat the Chiefs. Yeah, it's, it's, it's crazy because I do every, like Monday, I look at the, the AFC and NFC and like, all right, who. Who do we think's going to make it? Who's not? And we keep saying like, the Ravens and the Chiefs will find their way in. What if the Chargers and Jaguars figure. I, I actually would believe in the Jaguars more than the Chargers. Just because the Chargers can't block. Yeah, that's the part that's killer. What? Like, without Joe Alt, they look like a different team.

[Memes]

Yep.

[Pardon My Take Host]

And you thought they fixed it a little against the Steelers on Sunday Night Football, but this was back to, oh my God. The Chargers cannot block for anyone. What do you, what do we got there? Memes or Zach talk? I can't read those numbers. 80% chance.

[Zach]

Charger right now.

[Pardon My Take Host]

60% chance. What are the Chiefs at?

[Memes]

It dropped far today. It dropped hard.

[Hank]

Big one. Next.

[Zach]

52%.

[Pardon My Take Host]

52%. And the Ravens 78. I don't understand these percentages. It feels like they have 10 teams making the playoffs.

[Memes]

It's also different depending on what website you use for it.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Okay. I think Ravens is because they could win their division. Ah, that makes sense. And they very much could and might and probably will. Especially if Rogers is out. Although Mason Rudolph, something about him, that mustache, Something about him. Something about Mason Rudolph. Okay, let's. Let's do a couple ads before we get to the afternoon games.

[Memes]

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[Pardon My Take Host]

Okay, afternoon games. First up, we had a big time clash in the NFC West. Rams 21, Seahawks 19 I this is one of those games that I walked away from and I don't think I changed my opinion about either team and what they have going forward.

[Memes]

I think this was if this is the worst that they can get for the Seahawks. They're a awesome team.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Well, so my it was bad and.

[Memes]

Sam Darnold was very, very bad. If you're one of the Sam Darnold truthers that are like, I'm I think Sam is going to become who he was in the final couple games for the Minnesota Vikings last year. If Sam's going to revert back into being a Jet, you have all the ammo that you need from this game, but I think this is the worst that it would get. I don't think that it's going to stay that bad for okay, counterpoint.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Sam Darnold, who I'm a fan of, he has never proven it in a big moment, so why would you think otherwise?

[Memes]

Okay, so that's just what he is.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Well, I I don't know until he's, until he does something different. You are what you are. Like I so I the Seahawks defense is elite. The they kept them the fact that the Sam Donald Threw four interceptions and the game was actually like in doubt. And they had a, you know, it was a very, very long kick. To maybe win the game is a Credit to Mike McDonald's in that Seahawks defense, they held the Rams to 115 yards and five first downs from the second quarter on. So the last three quarters they basically shut down the Rams complete offense. The Rams were able to get out to a lead because of Sam Darnold and they got short fields. They scored 14 points off the turnovers. I, I think the Rams are Super bowl championship level team because their defense, their defense is also elite. And Matthew Stafford didn't have like a great game that he usually has been having, but they still found a way and I think those Seahawks are really, really good. But you got to be worried about Sam Darnold.

[Memes]

So when you say that this is what Sam has always been in big moments. I understand the, the playoffs last.

[Pardon My Take Host]

He hasn't had a lot of big moments, but these are the big moments.

[Memes]

Well, there, there were some games last year too in the division that were pretty important, right, that he didn't play this.

[Pardon My Take Host]

The biggest moments was week 18 last year and the playoff games. So it's like, like not, it's not that I don't think he's a good quarterback. He's just we. When he's had like, when the pressure ramps up, is he going to step up his game? Because that's what it takes to win a Super Bowl. And I think the Seahawks defense is super bowl caliber defense and it's. Will, will Sam Darnold do enough? Whereas like Matthew Stafford, obviously, I, I know what he can do in the big moments. Their defense is also elite. Matthew Stafford wasn't great today, but he also made a couple plays that gets them. I mean, Sam Darnold actually had a ton of yards. He just kept on turning the ball over. Yeah, no, and that's what he, that's what he's. In his bad moments. He's. When you get a good, you know, pass rush, which is for any quarterback, but it doesn't look the same as when it's, you know, when he's playing against inferior opponents.

[Memes]

I agree. And I thought that, that's what I was saying was that if this is as bad as the Sam Donald games are going to get, you should be happy as a Seahawks fan because your team still played good enough. Like it's, it's manageable. When Sam's bad, usually you had a chance to win this game. Your defense was good enough to potentially win this game, Sam was bad. He's had moments in the past where he hasn't been good in the biggest pressure, but he's also had some good games that meant a lot more than today's game meant. So, like last year against the Packers.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Today's game meant a lot.

[Memes]

Yeah. But I'd say last year, the second to last week of the regular season probably meant a little bit more than this game. Division rival, just like this one. So he has had some moments where he's played well or played well enough to win. And yeah, the Seahawks, I, I think that they're a great team. This is a tough game, going to Seattle or going to Los Angeles on the road. And Darnold, Darnold stunk today. He was, he was bad. Don't get me wrong.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Can Sam Darnold win a Super Bowl?

[Memes]

I don't, I don't.

[Hank]

No, No.

[Pardon My Take Host]

I don't know. So then that, that's kind of, that's kind of what I'm getting at. And I, I, I guess maybe with this defense, I don't know, but I just keep thinking about that in your head, where it's like, the Seahawks are a very, very good team. Sam. And maybe he changed. Maybe he elevates his game this January. I'm rooting for him. I want him to. I root for Sam Darnold. I want Sam Darnold to be good. But I just, I, if you ask me that question, like, that's kind of how I was going with this game where it's like, Matthew Stafford, who do you trust more? Matthew Stafford, Sam Darnold, when he gets in a game like this, if they meet again in the playoffs, who are you going to trust more?

[Memes]

I, I take it back. I think he can win a Super bowl because much worse quarterbacks than Sam Darnold have won Super Bowls before.

[Pardon My Take Host]

But your paws said a lot, Hank. You said. No. Yeah, no, it was, it was a tough game for him. He was in hell.

[Memes]

It was a very bad game.

[Hank]

He was on the Eagles. Right?

[Pardon My Take Host]

I mean, we've had on the Eagles probably.

[Memes]

Who's better, Sam Darnold or Trent Dill?

[Pardon My Take Host]

I don't know. I mean, that, that Ravens defense, that Ravens defense was.

[Hank]

Different game.

[Pardon My Take Host]

One of the best defenses of all time. Yeah. So that's not.

[Memes]

You could mug a receiver.

[Pardon My Take Host]

The Seahawks defense is a very, very good defense.

[Memes]

You could mug two guys in Atlanta.

[Pardon My Take Host]

I mean, that's the thing is when, whenever we say the Trent Delfer thing, it's like. Yeah, in like one of what the top three defenses in the last 50 years.

[Memes]

I guess you could also. Yeah, I was gonna say Peyton Manning when he was on the Broncos. That was also an outstanding, insane. I think the Seattle defense is really, really, really good. I don't. I wouldn't say that they're the best defense in the NFL right now.

[Pardon My Take Host]

No, but they're very good. That's what I said. Thinking like from this game, I walked away being like, I think the Seahawks are a really, really good team. They will go as far as Sam Darnold goes. And the Rams are equally as good defensively and they have Matthew Stafford. And that's, that's where. That's where the Rams to me are a bona fide. They can win the super bowl.

[Memes]

And the. The Seahawks still managed to get the ball to JSN enough. So he, he now has 79 plus receiving yards in every single game this season. I know that number on the dot because in the one game where he had 79 yards, I bet for him to get 80 in a parlay that. That didn't hit. But besides that, like every single game for this guy, 100 yards, 100 yards, 100 yards set like clockwork. And he's been awesome.

[Pardon My Take Host]

I've. I have him as my number one receiver this season.

[Memes]

And the, the Rams, they look good.

[Pardon My Take Host]

They.

[Memes]

They were opportunistic. Matt Stafford had what, like 170 something yards pass. It wasn't like Matt Stafford's best game.

[Pardon My Take Host]

No, the Rams couldn't move the ball after the first quarter. They did. They. They just. Every single drive got stalled out because the Seahawks defense is that good.

[Memes]

Yeah, he played good enough to win. Devonte Adams is like the best red zone target of all time.

[Pardon My Take Host]

So Devonte Adams had a hell of a day because Devonte Adams caught his thousandth catch in the NFL. He is the 17th guy to have 1,000 catches. So a small, like it's not a huge group of guys. Yeah. And he did it on a day where he caught one pass for one yard and a touchdown. Yeah, it's pretty cool.

[Memes]

He's a great resident. Pretty cool way to do it after O is the mentalist asked. Asked Matt Stafford to imagine who he threw a touchdown pass to and accurately guessed. Devonte Adams.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah. The Rams also have started eight and two or better four times in franchise history. Three out of four of those times they've gone to the Super Bowl. So this is, I. This is to me when we were talking about it earlier, like teams you trust, the Rams are in there, the Eagles are in There and I don't. We'll get to some more AFC talk. But like the Rams are to me the best team in the NF NFC right now.

[Memes]

And, and the Rams defense should get some credit for what they did to Sam too because they. Oh yeah, they made him scared. He was, he was uncomfortable. He was second guessing. Like every throw he was making in the fourth quarter, he seemed uncomfortable no matter if there were Rams around him or not. And then Emmanuel Forbes. What's up with this?

[Pardon My Take Host]

A man.

[Memes]

A man. What's, what's up with this guy now? He's all of a sudden a great cornerback.

[Pardon My Take Host]

I think they call that coaching.

[Memes]

They were like afraid of, of, of throwing the ball to his side of the field tonight. It was, it was crazy watching him out there.

[Pardon My Take Host]

It's.

[Memes]

He also looks like he's heavier. It might have been the, the dark mode act activated uniform uniforms that the Rams were wearing. But yeah, the Rams are an exceptionally well coached team.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah, it's the worst when a guy leaves your team and then does well and you're like, well, coaching.

[Memes]

Yeah, coaching.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Coaching matters.

[Memes]

Apparently coaching Sean McPhay is, is a better head coach than Ron Rivera.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah. This was a big swing game though because now the rams have a 74 chance to win the NFC west and the Seahawks are down to a 17 chance. So this was a very, very important game. And I, yeah, I mean I, I'm. I'm high on the ramp. So what was it? One five in a row, I think. And they've obviously their, their two losses. What was their other loss besides did they lose a division game?

[Hank]

49Ers.

[Pardon My Take Host]

49Ers.

[Memes]

Yeah. Thursday night Karen Williams fumbled at the one.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah. Kyron Williams fumble the one and then the Eagles blocked two kicks. So if you're, if we're doing the BCS, like their losses are pretty strong losses.

[Memes]

Yeah.

[Pardon My Take Host]

We're not like blowouts or got their ass handed.

[Memes]

I'd say the two. The two best losses of the season. Yeah, they might be for any team. Any two lost team.

[Pardon My Take Host]

They might, they might be. I did like the Rams all black uniforms.

[Memes]

I didn't like the blue on there.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Was there blue? Where was the blue?

[Memes]

Blue was on the shoulder.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah.

[Memes]

Without the blue. I liked it. It like.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah.

[Memes]

Do the all blacks.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Black and blue. That was pretty cool though that Devonte Adams got his thousandth on one catch.

[Memes]

Yeah.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Mike McDonald did say that he needs to settle down in terms of the game plan. So he's doing a little self scouting there, which I mean he's he's clearly a very good coach because he's got the Seahawks back in quick form, back to like, you know, big time contenders. And I, again, maybe Sam Darnold will prove me wrong. But now that's just my biggest question mark. Like if, if, if we're looking at who can get to the Super Bowl, I don't have that same question mark for the Eagles or the Rams.

[Memes]

I'm gonna go with what Ernest Jones said after the game. The Seahawks linebacker. They said if people criticize Sam Darnold after the four interception game, it's football, man. He's our quarterback. We got his back. If you have anything to say, quite frankly, you.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Oh, I like that.

[Memes]

I like that a lot.

[Pardon My Take Host]

I like that a lot.

[Memes]

And then he went on to be like, yeah, we should have made better plays on defense. We should have played better and turned the ball over.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Like, defense played pretty damn good.

[Memes]

The crazy thing is he meant it when he said it. I, I could, you can watch him and just see how he's talking to the media. Like he actually believes that the, the defense could have played better and should have played better. That's not what I believe to be the case, but I like that he's got a linebacker out there that's like, hey, suck my dick if you don't like Sam.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Darn. Matthew Stafford was on an all time heater and they broke that up like that was. They did a very good job keeping them again. You lose a game by two points and your quarterback throws four interceptions. That's not easy to do.

[Memes]

Yeah.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Like, that's a game that usually you get blown out and, and badly. And the Rams just couldn't, The Rams couldn't put them away. And that's credit to the Seahawks. That kick, that was tough. I will say this. It is nice to see big kicks get missed every now and then because, like, if every kick goes in, then it just makes it not fun.

[Memes]

We've had a couple that have gotten missed in the last week.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah.

[Memes]

Significantly.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah. Like a 65 yarder shouldn't be made.

[Memes]

I agree. You know what I think? I think they started allowing the kickers to do slope when they started scouting out.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Turn it on and off.

[Memes]

Yeah.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Depending on what they're looking at.

[Memes]

So good.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Now, what do you think about the slope controversy, Hank?

[Hank]

It's tough to tell. There's no, you know, I think the right decision was made to let him play out.

[Memes]

Okay.

[Pardon My Take Host]

The game did play. The Rams did win. They played the game out. Okay. Next game, sticking the NFC West 49ers, 41, Cardinals 22. Brock Purdy is back and the 49ers offense looked awesome.

[Memes]

We got a couple throws today from Brock where I was like, oh, that's. That's the difference between Brock and Mac.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah. And he just was. He was spamming Kittle, which was awesome to see. Spamming Christian McCaffrey, who has been incred. Christopher Caffrey has like somehow gone under the radar this year just because I, I don't know why. I. I actually don't know why. Maybe because it's the touchdowns. Because there was that stretch at the beginning where they didn't have a lot of rushing touchdowns, but he had three touchdowns today. 120 yards from scrimmage. He's just as good as ever. Where it's like every time he touches the ball, he's a threat.

[Memes]

Every team might see the Niners and think, oh, McCaffrey's probably injured.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah.

[Memes]

Like everyone else on the Niners, he's got to be one of those guys on that list.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Right.

[Memes]

Times where they forgot about him. Like the defense actually forgot about Christian McCaffrey out in the flat today. Multiple times.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah.

[Memes]

Cardinals, which is. That's hard to do.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Do you agree, though, that it's. It feels like he's under the radar this year somehow?

[Memes]

Yeah, I think the Cardinals played like that today.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah.

[Memes]

Like they didn't. They didn't bother covering him sometimes.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah, I think it's. I'm looking at it right now. It's because he's his. He didn't score. He didn't have a rushing touchdown until like mid, mid October. He had some receiving touchdowns, but I think that's probably it. That's it. That's probably where it's coming from, the under the radar field. But yeah, it was good to see Brock out there. Back out there. They absolutely killed the Cardinals. It was over. Like, we didn't even. I don't even think we flipped the TV and it was seven nothing because Sky Moore returned a kick to the one yard line and then Christian McCaffrey punched it in and it was just Jacoby Brissette playing catch up the entire game. But he did break a record for most completions in a regular season game. So pretty cool. 47, 57, 452 yards. He broke. Jared Goff and Drew Bledsoe had shared that record. 45 completions. Big Ben had 47 in the COVID playoff game. So there's a regular season record. I. You can't. It's not, it's not Jacoby Brissette's fault. He did throw a couple picks, but it's not his fault that they were like in a hole instantly.

[Memes]

Yeah.

[Pardon My Take Host]

No.

[Memes]

Jacoby Brissette, congratulations. You are now the answer to a trivia question that will probably make someone some money one day.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah.

[Memes]

Like Jacoby Brissette being the all time leading passer when it comes, was it also an attempts record or just completions? It was 47 for 57 is a pretty good stat line.

[Pardon My Take Host]

It was completions and it was also, I think the first time someone had over 50 attempts and over 80 completion percentage.

[Memes]

Yeah, it's pretty good.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Like pretty insane.

[Memes]

Pretty good job of playing from behind by Jacoby Brissette.

[Pardon My Take Host]

The Cardinals had 17 penalties in this game. 17.

[Memes]

It's. It was an ugly game. Things are going to continue to be ugly for the Cardinals, I fear.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah. If you're really that. That their season peaked like you. This is the point of the year where maybe we do this at the end of the year where it's like when, when did you feel best about your team and the Cardinals? After the Cowboys Monday Night Football game. That was probably it.

[Memes]

That was pretty good. But you also had Jacoby and if you're thinking about like the future of your team. Yeah, you probably felt pretty bad because you're like, holy, Jacoby looks good. Kyler has looked bad.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah. But maybe they can, they can get rid of Kyler.

[Memes]

I've on Kyler.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Kyler to the Vikings, Kyler to the Rams.

[Memes]

Kyler would get snowed in. Like his body would actually get snowed in.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah, they'd have to pull him out. The. I was, I was thinking about that because I saw there was a Falcons fan that was in my algorithm that he had predicted after the Bills win. He said, I'm looking at the schedule and I honestly don't see a loss on here. And they went.05. So that's tough. Yeah. Because I think shout out that guy.

[Memes]

You're probably right about the, about the Cowboys Monday night game being it. And half the nation didn't even get to watch because it was. They had the YouTube, TV, ESPN disagreement at the moment.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah.

[Memes]

But after the first two weeks you beat the Saints and the Cardinals, so. Or sorry, the Saints and the Panthers. So Cardinals fans were probably like, all right, we just beat two really shitty teams. I guess we'll find out what our team is next week.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yep.

[Memes]

Then they go on that losing streak.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yep.

[Memes]

It's been a tough go for Cardinals fans today. At least you didn't have to Watch the second half.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah. Well, I guess maybe you should have, because you got to see. You got to see history.

[Memes]

History, baby.

[Pardon My Take Host]

History was made in the second half.

[Memes]

Pretty impressive.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah. The Cardinals, it's.

[Memes]

It's.

[Pardon My Take Host]

As a franchise. I feel bad for. For Cardinals fans. It's just like. What? I don't like you. You. Kyler Murray kind of teased you for a couple years. Whatever five years it was. Now you're gonna reset everything. You probably got to get a new coach.

[Memes]

Yeah.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Jonathan Gannon, like, I don't know. Right.

[Memes]

Yeah.

[Pardon My Take Host]

What do you do?

[Memes]

He's already been emasculated by the ownership for finding him.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah.

[Memes]

What if they just ask him to be defense coordinator next year? Like, hey, would you mind taking a demotion?

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah, I don't.

[Memes]

We want you around here, maybe just not as the head guy.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah. I don't. I don't know. I don't know what the Cardinals do. I don't. I don't also know, like, if anyone cares. I don't say it in a mean way. It's just like, I feel like the Cardinals are. Get kind of forgotten. And I'm trying to shed some light on to the plight of Cardinals fans. Cortez is out there. He's going to every game with his helmet on, and they don't give him anything back.

[Memes]

They had a terrifying Cardinals guy that was at the game today that was wearing, like, the full body Bird suit.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah.

[Memes]

Like, respect to those guys that. That they probably drive to the stadium wearing that entire get up, like they're looking through the eyes of the Cardinal mask that they're in, and then they have to sit there and they watch 41 to 22. And you have to watch this week after week after week, and nothing ever seems like it's going to get better. Then it does get a little bit better for a second, and then everything falls apart because nobody seems to like each other. Your owner doesn't like you, and then you wonder why. Why do I do this?

[Max]

Right.

[Memes]

But thank you for doing it. It's important that you do it. I just want them to know that you are loved.

[Pardon My Take Host]

That's what I'm saying.

[Memes]

And you're a very important part of the NFL ecosystem.

[Pardon My Take Host]

It's not fair what happens to Cardinals fans year in and year out.

[Memes]

It's not. I mean, you did have those great years with Kurt Warner years.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Ish.

[Memes]

Two years.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Like, Yeah.

[Memes]

I think two years.

[Pardon My Take Host]

If you go to a Super bowl, it definitely makes it feel like it was more years because didn't they.

[Memes]

Did they lose that playoff game to the packers that one year.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yes.

[Memes]

So that was a good year, too, for them.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Arizona Cardinals.

[Memes]

Then you had the good Bruce Aran's years.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah.

[Memes]

Remember John Skelton?

[Pardon My Take Host]

Look at him.

[Hank]

Look.

[Memes]

Bruce made him look like a quarterback.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Okay, so they lost in the Super bowl in 2008. Yes. See, they lost in the Super bowl in 2008 and then lost in divisional round the next year and did not go back to. And then went back to finishing fourth.

[Memes]

Yeah.

[Pardon My Take Host]

And then, oh, the 2015 year with Carson Palmer when they lost in the conference championship.

[Memes]

That was a great year.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah. But, yeah, it's.

[Memes]

It's.

[Pardon My Take Host]

It's not a lot of playoffs. And it's also just. I. It's a lot of, like, third or fourth out of four. I feel bad for the Cardinals. I don't know. I don't know where. I don't know where this rambling is going other than, like. It just feels like they're a franchise that keeps resetting and it just sucks.

[Memes]

I think if you're Carlos fan, you just got to become a fan of, like, a guy on your team.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Marvin Harrison. Marvin, he had an appendectomy.

[Memes]

Trey McBride.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah.

[Memes]

He had 10 receptions today. Michael Wilson had 15.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah, Michael Wilson was awesome. But maybe Jacoby Brissette, you just be like, hey, you set a record. You're just going to be a Cardinal forever now.

[Memes]

Yeah, just be like, yeah, take him in. He's bounced around the league a lot. Just like, have him be the last place that he plays in the NFL when you're ready to hang it up. Jacoby will take great care. Everyone retires to the desert anyways.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yep.

[Memes]

Just have him live there. The warm weather will be good for his joints.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Why am I forgetting who? Oh, they lost. That's right. They lost to the panthers. It was 2015, it was the playoffs when the Panthers went to the Super. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I forgot about that for a second.

[Memes]

I forget. Was that a really shitty game?

[Pardon My Take Host]

No, I was that a really good. Panthers killed them. I think. The Panthers won by, let's see, 49, 15. Tough, tough game. Okay. Ravens 23, Brown 16. This was a classic. Just survive a divisional game because Lamar was not good today. Miles Garrett had four sacks again. He's done it twice this year. He now has the. He's the first player in NFL history since they started recording sacks in 1982, which is so funny whenever you have to bring that up, that they just didn't record sacks before that. First player, though, to go five straight seasons with 14 plus sacks. Pretty crazy. He's an absolute monster. He made it very difficult for Lamar today. But the big story was that Shador came in and was not great.

[Memes]

Oh, I thought you're going to lead with the. The. The. Against all odds. Third and ten completion by Shador.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah. From Josie.

[Memes]

There was under ten minutes, under two minutes left in the game.

[Pardon My Take Host]

A lot of people were tweeting about Shador being like he's never played with any of these guys. I don't think that's true. I think he's practiced at least a little. He doesn't get first team. He is the backup. Right.

[Memes]

He's got no first team reps, but he, he does practice football.

[Pardon My Take Host]

He is the backup.

[Memes]

It's his job.

[Pardon My Take Host]

The backup does get some.

[Memes]

But the, the third and ten completion he had was truly against all odds.

[Pardon My Take Host]

I think, I think it's more Jerry Judy against all.

[Memes]

He threw like six yards to Jerry Judy who then like broke two tackles and got a first down.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Listen, it's not a fun time to come into your first game ever against the Baltimore Ravens in, you know, not great conditions, I would say.

[Memes]

No, it was, it was like the standard Browns protocol.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah.

[Memes]

Is what we had today. They. They look good in the first half. Defense was just swarming everywhere. I thought that was a bit racist how they played so hard on defense against Dylan Gabriel and then shot and they. They took their foot off the gas a little bit. But it was, it was a bad first half for the Ravens. Just about everything that could go wrong went wrong. They had the pick six off a screenplay.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah.

[Memes]

Or a check down. I forget. But it was off the running backs hands return for six. And then after that point it was just like, okay, the Raven, if they just stop making the dumbest mistakes possible, they should be able to win this game because the Browns can't do anything on offense besides, I guess Judkins had a few nice runs.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yes.

[Memes]

After that point he was still like the factor on the Browns that made them look like a professional offense.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yes. And then we had a very, very cool Mark Andrews touchdown with the fake tush push where he just. He. He goes out around, ran for like 30 yards for a touchdown. That was an awesome play. I love that. And there was also a still photo that unfortunately is just the, the. The state of their franchises. That one right there. Click that. It's Mark Andrews with celebrating a touchdown and then a brown linebacker with his face just in the ground. Quite literally in the ground. Why don't you read that Caption for a Zach. Zach. What does the caption say?

[Zach]

Lmao. Mark Andrews had him in the dirt.

[Pardon My Take Host]

There you go.

[Zach]

Laughing emojis.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Nice. Nice.

[Memes]

I believe that's Carson Swishinger, right?

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah.

[Memes]

He's awesome.

[Pardon My Take Host]

That was really good.

[Memes]

That wasn't his best play, but he's really good.

[Hank]

That's going to be the picture on the wall.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Oh, yeah. The wall of the biggest play of every game.

[Hank]

The Ravens, when we visited this summer, they have like a wall inside their training facility that the team. I think the team votes every week to pick one picture to put, you know, to signify that week's win. And that's gotta be it.

[Memes]

And they said that the, the one from a couple years ago was Lamar running to the bathroom.

[Hank]

Yeah.

[Memes]

In the tunnel. I actually think that picture should be on the Browns locker too. Yeah, it should.

[Pardon My Take Host]

It's, it's. It's tough for the Browns right now. I feel, I feel bad. It's. I mean, Shador was not it, but we'll see. He. Dylan Gabriel is still the starter. Kevin Stefanski did say if he can clear concussion protocol. We also had in this game as.

[Hank]

A take show, we needed Shador to win that game.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah, yeah. You need him to do something crazy.

[Hank]

The discourse would have been, oh, unbelievable, Incredible.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Like you're hiding this guy. Let's believe it. He beat Lamar Jackson against all odds.

[Memes]

He was 4 for 16 today.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah. Against all odds. The other Mark Andrews fact is he, he broke the record for most receiving yards in Ravens history. So.

[Hank]

And it was his first rushing touchdown.

[Pardon My Take Host]

And it was his first rushing touchdown. What a day for Mark Andrews. So there's five franchises that have tight ends that lead their franchise in receiving yards. There's one that really shocked me. Yes, the Chiefs, Travis Kelsey.

[Hank]

No, San Diego.

[Memes]

No.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yes, Antonio Gates. The one that none of us are going to get. So it's Ravens Mark Andrews, Chiefs or Chiefs, Travis Kelsey, Denver Chargers. Antonio Gates, Browns. Ozzy Newsom.

[Memes]

The Falcons too?

[Pardon My Take Host]

No, Jason Whitten and the Cowboys, which shocked me because I was like, Cowboys had awesome receivers.

[Hank]

That is crazy.

[Pardon My Take Host]

But he does have. He leads the team in all time receiving yards. Isn't that nuts?

[Memes]

That is wild.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah. Yeah. So, yeah, Jason went and had 12,977 receiving yards.

[Memes]

And the record that Keenan Allen got last week was receptions, receptions for the.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Chargers, not receiving yards. Yeah, that's still Gates. So what do we think? I. I chalk this up as Lamar not great game, but all divisional games have a little bit of a extra juice. So you're not going to look good. The Ravens are still on the path to being back. Is that fair? Do we think that.

[Memes]

Yeah, I, I chalk it up to this is now 1, 2, 3, 3. For five weeks in a row that the defense has held the opponent to under 20 points. So it's all about the defense being fixed.

[Pardon My Take Host]

And Derek Henry. Derek Henry looked good. I think he had 100 yards for the first time in a while.

[Memes]

He did. Yeah.

[Pardon My Take Host]

So, yeah, it's. They're going to start rounding. They basically have a nice. They play the jets next week, then the Bengals, then the Steelers and the Bengals. So they have a few weeks here, especially if Rogers out for a while. Although again, I think, I think Mason Rudolph might be better than him right now. They have a few weeks where they can keep rounding into form and get themselves.

[Hank]

Are you just saying that because you guys are playing them this week?

[Pardon My Take Host]

No, I, I, I don't think Rogers is very good anymore.

[Hank]

So you'd rather, you, you're saying that you would rather Aaron Rod.

[Pardon My Take Host]

What I said. That's not what I said.

[Hank]

Then I'm confused.

[Pardon My Take Host]

I think Aaron Rodgers would have probably skull fucked us. But I'm just saying, like, to think that Mason Rudolph is a. Is like this huge step down where it's like most backups. This, the, when you, when you're playing a backup, you're like, oh, that's a huge step down. I don't know if that's the case anymore with Rogers to Mason Rudolph.

[Memes]

I think it's kind of. You have to take into account the Steelers offense as a whole too. Like.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Memes]

No. You know how every town growing up, at least it was like this for me. Every town had like two Pizza Huts. They had the good Pizza Hut and then the bad Pizza Hut. Like Aaron Rodgers is the good Pizza Hut in your town. Mason Rudolph is the bad Pizza Hut. The difference between the two isn't as big as like the difference between the good Pizza Hut and a gourmet Italian restaurant. So I think for, but for what.

[Pardon My Take Host]

The Steelers do, right, Like Aaron Rogers hasn't been playing elite football.

[Hank]

No.

[Memes]

Yeah, they haven't. This is Mason Rudolph.

[Pardon My Take Host]

He, listen, he's ducking Aaron Rodgers ducking the Bears. Aaron Rodgers ducking the Bears. That's what I should have been saying.

[Memes]

I think Aaron Rogers is definitely better than Mason Rudolph. But I also think what they're asking the two of them to do is like not exactly brain science.

[Pardon My Take Host]

I'm 100 not ruling out Aaron Rodgers coming out in like a wrist Guard and still skull the bears just one last time with like half a half an arm. That definitely is still on the table.

[Memes]

There ever been a 1.1arm man in Chicago that did anything? I don't know. Watch the Fugitive Hack.

[Pardon My Take Host]

It's good movie. It's actually.

[Memes]

It's a great movie.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Great, great movie. After you read 100 pages of Don Quixote.

[Hank]

I think I've seen some of it on, like, I've watched on tv, Tommy Lee Jones.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Now you got the tv. It is a very TV movie. Yeah, but then you just get stuck with so much commercials, it's crazy. I didn't kill my Wife, Harrison Ford.

[Memes]

I don't care.

[Pardon My Take Host]

It's the best.

[Hank]

Came out like the 70s, right?

[Pardon My Take Host]

No, 90s, early 90s.

[Memes]

It was actually a remake of a movie that I think might have come out in the 70s.

[Hank]

Yeah, I'll pass on that.

[Pardon My Take Host]

I've been late 80s. Actually, one of the Fugitive.

[Memes]

I think it was 19. I'm gonna guess 91.

[Pardon My Take Host]

I was gonna say. Yeah, 90.

[Memes]

92.

[Hank]

Best year movies.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Fugitive. 93. Oh, there you go. 92 is the best year of movies.

[Hank]

What's that?

[Pardon My Take Host]

No. Is that a take you have?

[Hank]

No, it's not a take I have.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Please tell us that take.

[Hank]

I don't have that take.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Where did that take come from?

[Hank]

Simmons. Oh, they just, like, do that. They always are. Like 1992 to 1993. Like the greatest run of movies ever.

[Pardon My Take Host]

I mean, I do think movies have gotten. There's not as many good movies because there's just so many more streaming.

[Memes]

I liked 1995. Is that. When was it 94? When was Forrest Gump. When was like Forrest Gump and I.

[Max]

Thought it was 95. And Shawshank.

[Memes]

We're doing Jurassic park too, right?

[Pardon My Take Host]

When was. It's a great Armageddon? When was Armageddon? That was my favorite movie year.

[Max]

Ah, you were right. It was 94.

[Pardon My Take Host]

What was Armageddon? I was talking about 98. That's my favorite year, I think. Wait, no, no. When was Saving Private Ryan? That's what I want to go.

[Memes]

That might have been 98 too.

[Max]

You're. You're asking too many things.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Oh, rounders. Rounders in 98.

[Max]

Private Ryan was also 98.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Oh, that might be it.

[Memes]

Good year.

[Pardon My Take Host]

What else? What else? We got half. Half Baked was great.

[Max]

Baked. Great movie.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Half Baked. Basically introduced me to weed. Rounders. What? What else is there? I can't here.

[Hank]

Oh, 1930.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Oh, wild things. That was an awesome scene.

[Memes]

Yeah, it was.

[Pardon My Take Host]

That was an awesome scene.

[Max]

Let's see. 94.

[Memes]

90. I think 94's got it.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Just force one true thing. Yeah, I, I, I would say 94. I thought 95. 98 was.

[Memes]

I thought you should go home to Greenbow.

[Max]

I think where. I think this is a bad.

[Pardon My Take Host]

You, you. What are you doing? Get the best movies.

[Max]

I just. I googled 1994 movies and this is what came.

[Memes]

All right.

[Max]

Pulp fiction.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Oh, yeah, it's 94.

[Max]

Lion King.

[Memes]

Oh, but the mask.

[Pardon My Take Host]

98 had basketball.

[Max]

Smash Ventura. Pet Detective.

[Memes]

Yeah, Dan.

[Max]

Dumb and Dumber.

[Memes]

Did you guys hear Dan?

[Pardon My Take Host]

Oh, I got some good 90. 98 had rounders. He got game. American History X. Saving Private Ryan. He got games.

[Hank]

Good movie.

[Pardon My Take Host]

He got games. American History X is an awesome movie. Little Rascals movies used to be better. That was our movie minute.

[Hank]

We have future Mount Rushmore.

[Memes]

1994 was a movie.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Wait, let me do.

[Max]

It's all about shows now. Cares about movies anymore?

[Pardon My Take Host]

All time. There's no single best year for movies. Is subjectively depends on criteria. But 1999 is frequently cited for its influential and diverse output. Pull it up. Other frequently mentioned years include 94 and 2007. 99 had Fight Club, Matrix, Fight Club, American Beauty, Green Mile, Eyes wide shut, Fidelio, 6th cents, 6th sense.

[Memes]

You guys ever see Eyes Wide Shut?

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yes, I did. That's why I just said Fidelio.

[Memes]

What does that mean?

[Pardon My Take Host]

That was the password to get into the sex party.

[Memes]

I've never seen it.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's the Tom Cruise one, right? Stanley Cuber.

[Memes]

Tom Cruise. Nicole killed.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah.

[Memes]

Oh, go on. Yeah, they killed him.

[Hank]

Yeah, they, like, deleted a scene from it. He was. It was exposing Hollywood. I don't know. This is a conspiracy. I don't really know much about it.

[Memes]

So you think Stanley Kubrick did the moon landing and they let him live, and then he did Eyes Wide Shut. They edited and they're like, we have to kill you now.

[Hank]

Yeah, you know, that's the theory.

[Memes]

You know, we have to kill you.

[Pardon My Take Host]

You.07 had go back Up. Super Bad. There Will Be Blood. No country for Old Men. Ratatouille. Love Ratatouille. All right. We should do a movie podcast sometime. That actually is, like, the extent of it. We have nothing. We. We are the worst movie guys. I think as a, As a podcast, I think we're the worst movie guys out there.

[Memes]

Yeah, I was just talking to the guys about Marvel movies. Haven't seen them.

[Pardon My Take Host]

We. We have. We probably, like, in terms of popular podcasts out there, I think we're we're bottom of the barrel movie guys.

[Memes]

Who has time for movies? I'm I might not watch another I.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Like mov just don't have. I also don't know enough about movies and I watch it and I'm like, either I liked it or I didn't. I don't have anything else to say about it.

[Memes]

I might not watch another movie after watching House of Dynamite. That's how disappointed I am with with the medium.

[Pardon My Take Host]

I I respect everyone who likes movies. I wish I liked movies more. I wish I watched more movies.

[Max]

Anybody watch the new Leo movie?

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah, it was great.

[Max]

I haven't seen it.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Oh, so good. That's my movie of the year and I've only seen one movie.

[Memes]

That's the one I keep telling people I'm going to watch it.

[Pardon My Take Host]

I I, I think now you can.

[Max]

Watch it at home.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah.

[Memes]

Which I'm gonna watch it.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Whatever movie I see in the theaters that games. I usually see 1.5 movies in the theater. So whatever movie I see in the theater is my movie of the year.

[Memes]

Mine was Warfare then Warfare's okay.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Great movie. Yeah, mine's the Leo movie, which I still forget the name of. Battles, battles, everyone.

[Memes]

Battle. After another.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah, there it is.

[Memes]

A few small beers. So I know, I know.

[Pardon My Take Host]

I learned where's my car?

[Memes]

I learned the quotes from it before I learned the movie.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Okay, that was Ravens, Browns Recap. Let's do finish off with we'll get to Sunday Football. Broncos 22, Chiefs 19. Hand up. I was wrong about this game. Very wrong about this game.

[Hank]

Same.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Listen, I, I mean, Bo Nicks outplayed Patrick Mahomes. The Broncos defense, which is still not fully healthy, I mean certain still not playing is elite. They are. They can win any game. And I think the thing with the Broncos that I have to get my head around is they just kind of win ugly. But that's okay because all they do is win. They're eight. They're nine and two now. Bo Nix's throw to Troy Franklin to win the game was an awesome throw. And that's what he does in fourth quarters. So even though I'm still not fully trusting of Bo Nixon, I have to just hand up I was wrong. The Bronx. I mean, I thought the Broncos were going to the AFC West. My whole theory was wait till they lose to the Chiefs and then bet them to win the AFC West. They're going to do it the easy way. They're better than the Chiefs right now. Like that's just a fact. And they are a Legitimate threat and a really, really fucking good team. They had Patrick Mahomes. Like, Patrick Mahomes doesn't usually get sacked. Like, he. I only. Only got sacked three times. He was pressured a bunch. They had. I feel like the Chiefs were just the penalties because guys were worried about the pass rush, all that stuff, and it was. The Broncos impressed the fuck out of me today.

[Memes]

They baited Patrick Mahomes into an interception today, too.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah.

[Memes]

We all talked to him, and they. They made him scramble. They. They applied the pressure. He rolled out. The defensive back, stepped up a tiny bit to make Mahomes think he could throw it over him, get it to the end zone. He baited. You don't see Patrick Mahomes get baited into a pick. And it happened. I actually. I was watching this game, and I was thinking about how we think about the Broncos, because I've always thought that their defense is great. I thought that. I've liked Bo Nicks, what I've seen. So I've been. I've been a believer and a Broncos believer, too, going back to last season. But I saw something today where I was like, why don't we talk about the Broncos the same way we talk about the Eagles? Because they win ugly games. Yeah. Against good teams.

[Pardon My Take Host]

I think it's just because the Eagles won the Super Bowl. So that's where it changes.

[Memes]

Right. But even before the Eagles won the.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Super bowl, it feels like the Eagles had gone. To us.

[Memes]

It feels like the Bronco. I'm not talking about, like, the resume of the team. I'm talking about, like, the way that the team wins. The. The roster construction that they have. Obviously, they don't have Saquon Barkley at running back, but I think that, like, in the big picture, they're kind of built in a very similar way. But are you talking as good on defense as the Eagles have been on defense?

[Pardon My Take Host]

But are you talking about Eagles? La. The Eagles last year was a good offense.

[Memes]

Right.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Like, inconsistent, or. You're saying this year. Why don't we talk about.

[Memes]

I'm saying right now the Broncos are built kind of the same way as.

[Pardon My Take Host]

The Eagles because Eagles won the Super Bowl. Right.

[Memes]

But I'm. I'm saying what. We're watching this.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah, yeah. No, I agree with you. I. I agree They're. They're very similar teams. I think that's why we don't talk about them the same way is because the Eagles won.

[Memes]

Well, yeah, obviously. But I mean, like, in terms of respecting what they're accomplishing right now, I do think that the Broncos, I don't know that they're as good as the Eagles right now.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Now.

[Memes]

But I do think that they are worthy of a lot of respect.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah, definitely. I was very impressed today. I. I thought the Chiefs would win this game. This was. I mean, Hank. Passing the torch. Did it feel. I mean.

[Hank]

No. It's the Chiefs. They're gonna win the Super Bowl.

[Pardon My Take Host]

The cheat. All right, can we have a real conversation without you getting upset that we. We. We thought the Chiefs were gonna win the Super Bowl a month ago? I still do. Okay. No, you don't. It's the Chiefs. You. I. You're doing it again. We. Can we have a real conversation, please? Why are you upset that we.

[Hank]

I'm not upset at all. I genuinely thought they were going to destroy the Broncos. I think they're going to destroy the Colts. They're going to figure it out. It's Patrick Mahomes, Andy Reid, the Chiefs, they are going to figure it out.

[Memes]

They're five and five right now. They have.

[Hank]

Not trolling.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Okay.

[Memes]

They have a 9% chance of winning the division. Do you think that they're going to win the division?

[Pardon My Take Host]

No, but. But they also. They're in there.

[Hank]

You don't want to play them in the playoffs.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Hold on. But they're in deep shit right now because they're not only five and five and third place in their division, but they are not in the playoffs right now. And the three teams ahead of them in the playoffs all beat them head to head. So the Jaguars beat them head to head. The Bills beat them head to head. And the Chargers, who they obviously had to play one more time in their division, beat them head to head. They don't have, like. They don't have margin for error at all for the rest of the season. They have. Looking at their schedule, they have three games that you conceivably can say they're going to win at the Cowboys, at the Titans, at the Raiders. So that's good that their road games are easier. But they still. They have to play the Colts, Texans, Chargers and Broncos. They have to go two and two in those. Otherwise they're probably only going to get to nine wins. And nine wins is probably not going to get you into the playoffs if you lose every tiebreaker. Right?

[Memes]

Yeah, but they will.

[Pardon My Take Host]

So you think there's no doubt. I am starting to have a little doubt creep in. Just not. Because I don't think they can do it. I just. They've lost every team in front of them. So you now are just Getting into tiebreaker math. That is not going in their favor.

[Zach]

Favor.

[Hank]

Whose line is it anyway? Have you guys looked for this weekend against the Colts?

[Memes]

I've not.

[Hank]

What do you think?

[Pardon My Take Host]

I would say probably at home.

[Memes]

It's an arrowhead.

[Pardon My Take Host]

So DraftKings probably has the Chiefs minus three and a half.

[Memes]

I. I'm gonna say two and a half.

[Hank]

It's three and a half.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Okay. Yeah.

[Hank]

They're gonna win that game. They're gonna.

[Pardon My Take Host]

But I thought they were gonna win the game today.

[Hank]

It's the Chiefs. They're gonna. They're gonna. Whenever you think they're down, that's when. That's when they come back.

[Pardon My Take Host]

They were down going into today.

[Memes]

Their offensive line is the Chiefs. It's not particularly good.

[Pardon My Take Host]

I can't tell if you're trolling or not. I can't. Can anyone tell?

[Memes]

I think Hank has to put respect on the Chiefs, and sometimes he'll lay it on a little bit thick.

[Pardon My Take Host]

I can't tell. You have me confused.

[Memes]

I think Hank's worst nightmare is I.

[Hank]

I put myself back when it's like I had, you know, the best quarterback in the NFL and the best coach in the NFL. Even if we were 5 and 5, I'd be like, we're making the playoffs. We're gonna make a run.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Oh, now I got. Now I think I'm on your.

[Hank]

So, like, it's.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Now they have to. Okay, now I got it.

[Memes]

He's.

[Pardon My Take Host]

He's. He's setting up. If. If they don't make the playoffs, like, why are. Why is anyone saying he's the best quarterback? Why is anyone saying he's the best coach? Because you should be making the playoffs.

[Hank]

They will make the playoffs.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Right. But if they don't, that would be colossal failure. Yeah, right. That would be insane, unspeakable. Now I got it. I finally have connected it. Carry on with what you're doing.

[Memes]

I think.

[Hank]

Is it wrong?

[Pardon My Take Host]

No, you're not. You're not wrong.

[Memes]

I. I think they can get there if they get five more wins.

[Hank]

And if they get there, no one wants to. That is true. Like, no troll. Like, no one wants to play.

[Pardon My Take Host]

No, that. That's a fact. You wouldn't want to play Patrick Mahomes in the playoffs.

[Memes]

The problem is if they get five more wins, that puts them at 10 wins. And then depending how things shake out, that they don't have a lot of the tiebreakers right now.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Right.

[Memes]

So they might. They might need 11 wins.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Right. That was my point. Because you conceivably. I think the Jaguars are going to get to 10 wins. I think the Chargers are going to get to 10 wins. The Bills are going to get to 10 wins. The Chiefs might have to get to 11 wins. Yeah. And so that means they have to. They have to win, what, six out of their next. There's a win six out of the last seven. Right. Is that math right? 11. And am I doing my math right? Yep.

[Memes]

Six. Six plus five would be 11.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah.

[Memes]

Which they could do.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yes. They got to win six out of seven. That's the point, Hank, is that it's not. It's. The math is like 10 wins. I think they might be in trouble.

[Memes]

Okay. But let me set this up for you guys. They lose next week to the Colts.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Oh, then they're done.

[Memes]

No, because they can still win six. They still have six games left.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Right. But I don't think they'll win all six.

[Memes]

Right, but then how would we feel as America about the Chiefs being eliminated from playoff contention on Thanksgiving?

[Pardon My Take Host]

Wow.

[Memes]

Would that be fun?

[Pardon My Take Host]

Wow.

[Hank]

That's just. That's crazy.

[Memes]

Would we like that, America?

[Pardon My Take Host]

Well, it wouldn't be official, but it would be.

[Memes]

It would be pretty much.

[Pardon My Take Host]

It'd be pretty much. It wouldn't feel as good as like really eliminating. You know what I mean?

[Memes]

Yeah. But we could say it.

[Pardon My Take Host]

You could say it.

[Memes]

We could always just say it.

[Pardon My Take Host]

They're in trouble, man. It's not. This was a game like they, They've. They fucked around a little too much and they've lost a couple games where they've had a hard schedule. But like, that Monday night game against the Jaguars is kind of looming on them. That one, if, if they had won that game, you'd. You'd be thinking, oh, the Chiefs are totally fine. They're. They're 6 and 4 and they have a tiebreaker over the Jaguars. But yeah, they're in trouble. Hank. Now, Hank, I have a question for you because I said it in my boomer, the Chiefs or the Broncos are now 60 at home. Are you worried at all about possibly having the Broncos go be the one seed and the road to the super bowl goes through Denver, a very difficult place to play where their defense seems to like the Chiefs offensive line was having to cheat on every play to try to get because the Broncos were getting such a good jump? They're that talented.

[Memes]

Yeah.

[Hank]

But it's all relative. I think it's like I would rather still play. I think I would rather play the Broncos at arrow at Mile High than the Chiefs, like at home in the AFC Championship. Or a Bills or Ravens.

[Memes]

Wait in Foxborough.

[Hank]

Yeah.

[Memes]

You'd rather go to Mile High guy?

[Hank]

I think so.

[Memes]

Why?

[Hank]

I think he's inexperienced.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah. The Ben there done that factor.

[Memes]

I do think that the Broncos are right now taking. Taking away all the other stuff.

[Hank]

I'd rather play Bo Nicks for a chance to go to the super bowl than Lamar Jackson, Josh Allen.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Fair. That's a fair. That's fair. That's not a slight on Bo Nicks. No, he's not. Those three guys. Yeah.

[Memes]

If we just kind of put aside everything that the Chiefs have done in years past, look at them right now. You can't. I know. I know you can't. But the way that the Broncos are built I feel like will translate really well to the playoffs, especially if they're at home. Like the offensive line is. They're beasts. They're mauling people. They're protecting Bonex. I like it when they let Bonex cook a little bit, when they let him throw the ball around instead of just trying to make them dink and dunk all the time. He gets that itch. He's like, I just want to try something weird. That's when he throws a pick.

[Pardon My Take Host]

And their defense does keep them in every single game. That's the thing is like, Bo Nix has had up and down games, but he has been more than money in the fourth quarter. And their defense keeps him around so that he can be money in the fourth quarter.

[Memes]

Hank, would you say. Are you a critic of Bonix? Are you a believer?

[Hank]

Believer. Donnington Bones.

[Memes]

Do you have any critics of Bonix?

[Pardon My Take Host]

I'm not a critic. I just don't fully trust him, which I think is a totally fair take.

[Memes]

Yeah.

[Pardon My Take Host]

How many quarterbacks do you fully trust?

[Memes]

Adam. Adam Trout or.

[Pardon My Take Host]

I think there's probably four guys I fully trust. This is like in obviously when I say these things, Broncos fans would be like this. Like, well, you know Caleb Williams. Like, I don't. Are you asking me if I trust Caleb Williams in the playoffs right now? No. Like, I don't know. I haven't seen it. So what do you like? The Bears are seven and three. They have a minus six point differential. It took me until this week to call them a good team. So it's. I'm not. It's not like I'm saying the Bears are incredible in the Broncos. Think I just rookie. I mean, I know Bo was in the playoffs last year, but like, you just. You can't. I can't trust it until I see it.

[Memes]

I feel like there was somebody online that was particularly mean to Bo Nix this week because we got the quote from Bo Nix being like, say that to my face. Oh, earlier in the week. And then Adam Troutman after the game said, if you're talking about Bo online, you're a coward. Absolute coward.

[Hank]

It's got to be like Nick Wright.

[Memes]

We don't care what other people think.

[Pardon My Take Host]

I. I do think Nick who semi colleague now. I think he did say that Patrick Mahomes would 100 outplay.

[Memes]

Oh, Adam Troutman actually put a name on it. What do you say? Yes. We know what we have in the building and we know what he's made of and we don't really care what people have to say.

[Pardon My Take Host]

So.

[Memes]

Dragon Slayer 69 with his 711 Slurpee in his mom's basement. I don't give a what he has to say. Right. And Bo doesn't either. Dragon, first of all. Dragon Slayer 69. Awesome. Awesome screen name. Nice work. Sounds like you've got a 711 slurpee and you're in your mom's. Dragon slayer 69 sounds like he's actually got it all.

[Pardon My Take Host]

He sounds kind of sweet.

[Memes]

This dude rocks. Yeah, it sounds like he's dragon slayer 69 is rent free in the entire Broncos heads right now.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah. Bonix play. I mean he 65 completion through almost 300 yards. Chiefs defense did hang tough and then they kind of ran out of gas a little bit. It was just like you. I kind of all. I think Broncos fans would agree. They expected at some point Patrick Mahomes to start making like a bunch of big plays. I even what was it the drive before the game winning drive for Bo Nix. I think the Chiefs went backwards on that drive and you're like, what is going on here? That's not what you expect. You're watching a thing that you've gotten used to where it's like we even had the interception that got called back. That's a Patrick Mahomes special. Like that happened and it just. The Broncos just stayed tough. And I feel like the blocked extra point weirdly like changed the momentum of the game too because it was like going up 4 versus going up 3 when it had been a field goal game. So credit to the Broncos special teams. I'm impressed. Broncos are legit.

[Memes]

I would not want to go to Mile High. I would just say that seems like a tough place to play in January.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Definitely the air.

[Memes]

Yeah, it's thin.

[Pardon My Take Host]

You count for the air. Are they are. Who's going to get the 1 seed Chiefs in 1 score games, by the way. This is really the difference. They were 11, 0 last year. They're 0 and 5 this year.

[Memes]

Yeah.

[Pardon My Take Host]

You just haven't had that same chief's killer instinct. And even watching this game when Kelsey has, like a throwback. Oh, my God, he still has his legs. Touchdown. Like, oh, here it comes. Here come the Chiefs. Nope. Broncos, Packers, Jags, Chiefs, Chargers.

[Hank]

To end the year for the Broncos is tough.

[Memes]

Packers, Jags, chief Chargers.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah, that is tough.

[Memes]

And they're probably playing at least three of those on the road.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Right.

[Memes]

Because the Broncos just haven't played a road game at all.

[Hank]

No, the three of them are at home.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah. People are very upset about that.

[Memes]

How does that happen?

[Pardon My Take Host]

I think they've played. I got a lot of tweets about that. Take.

[Hank]

Oh, Christmas. It might not be Thanksgiving, but they play The Chiefs Week 17. Christmas.

[Pardon My Take Host]

That.

[Hank]

That would be fun.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Oh, to eliminate them then.

[Memes]

Yeah, yeah.

[Pardon My Take Host]

There you go.

[Memes]

It would be officially Christmas.

[Hank]

Yeah. Christmas miracle.

[Memes]

Officially. Well, yeah, listen, people got upset about the. They don't.

[Pardon My Take Host]

I agreed with you.

[Memes]

They don't play road games. But they played the Chiefs at home, Raiders at home. Yes. They played the Texans on the road. Before that, they played the Cowboys at home, the Giants at home, and the jets at home. So that's 1, 2, 3.

[Pardon My Take Host]

I think it's exactly 6 and 6, 4.

[Memes]

Well, obviously, the way the schedule breaks down.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Memes]

Like, yeah. So if you think that I actually meant that the Broncos don't play road.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Games, I kind of did because I couldn't remember when they had last played a road. Well, they.

[Memes]

They had played. They had played five out of seven or. No, five out of six at home.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah. I was kind of with you when you said it. We're Vibes podcast. We're not a fax podcast.

[Memes]

That's clearly. Yeah, that's what I meant. I did not actually.

[Pardon My Take Host]

So, no, when you brought it up, I was like, yeah, you're right, they do. They have not had a road game.

[Memes]

I. I do understand that you guys do have to play road games.

[Pardon My Take Host]

I got two coming up.

[Memes]

You beat the Eagles on the road.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yes. And then you went over and.

[Memes]

Sorry, the Jets. My bad. That was a London game. Technically, I think you were the home team, but that was over an England. Yes.

[Pardon My Take Host]

So they've actually played more road games than home games.

[Memes]

Well, they had played.

[Pardon My Take Host]

If you count going international, it's obviously not a home game.

[Memes]

In Denver, three out of the last four had been at home.

[Hank]

Yeah.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Broncos are good. Broncos are good. Okay, let's break for our last two ads, and then we will talk some Sunday football.

[Memes]

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[Hank]

Super Bowl. I want a Super bowl of chunky soup.

[Memes]

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[Pardon My Take Host]

Okay, Sunday night Football. Max. Eagles first of all. Alliance complete.

[Max]

Alliance complete.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Thank you. So the alliance. I saw some people getting mad about the alliance. Like, this is so corny. It's like, dude, it's a lame joke. Who gives? It just happens that the Bears had beaten everyone in the NFC east not named the Eagles. And the Eagles beat everyone in the NFC north. Not name the Bears. We're going to play on Black Friday. But alliance complete. The Bears are in first place because of things. Yeah.

[Max]

This is the last week of the alliance.

[Memes]

Yeah.

[Pardon My Take Host]

No, it's over. Well, no, next week we could still have a alliance.

[Max]

Well, next. I mean, we got to. That's why this week is the last week, and then it's.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yes, then it's over. Alliance for friendship over.

[Max]

Yeah. Alliance. Yeah, alliance is over.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah. We'll make the meme no longer friends.

[Max]

No, I haven't seen a lot of the. The meme of the guy who's crying while putting a gun up. Gun up to the guy's face.

[Memes]

Wesley Snipes.

[Max]

Oh, yeah.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah.

[Max]

We just talked about that meme.

[Memes]

Yeah. New York City.

[Pardon My Take Host]

So I got a question for you. So, Eagles beat the Lions.

[Max]

Eagles beat the Lions, 8 and 2.

[Pardon My Take Host]

I have a question.

[Max]

Schedules in the NFL.

[Pardon My Take Host]

I have a question for you. Is that true?

[Max]

I think they have fourth hardest schedule in the NFL so far.

[Memes]

I do. I do feel like Max is always right in the middle of big games. We're calling Big Game Max.

[Max]

You said that last week.

[Memes]

Big Game Max.

[Max]

You said that last week.

[Memes]

I think I said that to you in the kitchen.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Big Game Max.

[Memes]

Big Game Max.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Big Game Max.

[Memes]

Big Game Max.

[Max]

I get it.

[Hank]

I get it.

[Memes]

Big Game Max. Big G A m E. Big Game Max.

[Pardon My Take Host]

But you say it fast.

[Memes]

Big Game Max.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Big Game Max.

[Memes]

And he did it again.

[Max]

Big game.

[Memes]

Like the Eagles are. They might be frustrating if you're an Eagles fan.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Well, that's what I was gonna ask. Do you enjoy watching the Eagles play football?

[Max]

I enjoy watching them win.

[Pardon My Take Host]

That's not what I asked.

[Max]

Yes.

[Memes]

Yes.

[Pardon My Take Host]

When they're actually playing the game, are you enjoying yourself?

[Max]

I don't think.

[Pardon My Take Host]

I think most.

[Max]

Most games are stressful. Most. When you're watching your team, you're not.

[Pardon My Take Host]

No, I know.

[Max]

But the Eagles have very comfortable. Yes. The Eagles, especially this year, are adding to the stress level. I also think there's a factor that they're playing very good teams. So, like, if we were playing, I don't know, the fucking Dolphins every week or the Raiders or let me just read off the Patriots schedule. It'd be a little bit easier to, like, be comfortable watching football games.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah.

[Max]

But when you play the best teams in the NFL every single fucking week, then, yeah, it's stressful. It's very stressful.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Do you enjoy this? And I wish that they play in.

[Max]

Not right now.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah, that's. That's kind of what I'm asking, like, right now. I agree with you. Wins or wins. Who the fuck cares? But it's more. The Eagles are a tough watch. Right now, but it works, so who the fuck cares? Yeah.

[Max]

I. Nick Sirianni is the winning. His coach in the NFL right now.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Number fourth.

[Max]

Fourth all time winning percentage in the NFL. We watch a lot of winning football. It is not the prettiest football in the world and it frustrates a lot of people. It makes a lot of people very mad. But we just keep winning. We just keep beating the best teams and we. And we go. I said this on Friday. I was like, what's probably going to happen is we're going to win an ugly game. We're going to advance to 8 and 2 and people are going to say that the Eagles still suck. And it's the exact same thing. It's the exact thing that played out tonight.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah. So I don't think the Eagles suck.

[Memes]

As an Eagles fan.

[Max]

Yeah. But that's like such a thing online of people are that people are like all this team.

[Pardon My Take Host]

But everyone thinks everyone sucks. What team is anyone saying doesn't suck?

[Memes]

I think the difference is that the Eagles, like Eagles fans kind of think that the Eagles suck right now.

[Max]

The. Yeah, the offense is. The offense is not good. And it's not only Eagles fans. AJ Brown also thinks.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Thinks that can I actually it's their players. A quick side tangent because everyone thinks every team sucks, but I. I laughed today because I still don't know how X. What is it?

[Memes]

The Everything out the Everything app. It's all happening on X. I don't.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Know how to make an anime girlfriend algorithm works. But I saw someone said this is the worst 7 and 3 team it like of all time. And it was just a bunch of Bears fans replying to it being like, you like Windsor wins. And I clicked the person. It was a Chargers fan talking about their own team.

[Memes]

Yeah.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Losing to the Jaguars. So everyone sucks. Yeah. It was just so funny because everyone's like, oh, like, you know, that's just how the world works. You got to go defend your team online. You got to go yell at people. But everyone's. Everyone's got doubts about their own team. Is there anyone that's. Is there any fan base right now?

[Memes]

Fans.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah. Have a little doubt.

[Memes]

Broncos fans are happy.

[Pardon My Take Host]

No, no, no. Not happy. Not happy. I'm saying doubts. Rams probably the only answer. Colts probably not. They're probably still thinking like, oh, maybe Daniel Jones.

[Max]

Yeah, true. Like, is there doubts? I mean, every. Even the Rams are gonna have doubt. Like, I don't know. As a team, you have to have doubts.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Of course. But I'm saying like, like 100% this is. I think it might be just be the Rams.

[Memes]

I. You know what? There might be another team who.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Patriots might be in this room with us right now.

[Memes]

I think Patriots fans, you're right. He's there because they've taken the one thing that would be their doubt, which is the schedule. And I'm not. Not talking about Drake May's nickname. I mean the actual schedule. And you've now you've taken that upon yourself to, like, weaponize almost against us, where you're like, you're comfortable with everybody else talking about the schedule, are you not?

[Hank]

I don't.

[Memes]

Yeah.

[Hank]

That's just. That's white noise from loser franchises, loser fans, salty people that are just trying to, like, take out the fact that their team sucks. Their quarterbacks injured, and they're just trying to, like, make people feel inferior about their team when it's like, we're going to be in the playoffs and then the season will start.

[Memes]

Exactly. See, like, Patriots fans get it.

[Pardon My Take Host]

The we should do a doubt meter on Friday show. Maybe just list like the top.

[Max]

I like that.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah.

[Max]

Now that we should do that. Yeah.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah. Or Wednesday. Yeah. Doubt meter. Our top 10 rankings of teams that are good, they're currently in the playoffs, that have doubt.

[Memes]

That's what I was saying earlier that my. I. I think that it would be like, Steelers fans.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah.

[Max]

Is it personal?

[Pardon My Take Host]

Like, I don't know. Like, I live in doubt. All I have is doubt about this bear. I'm enjoying the. Out of it. But I'm also like, yeah, we have a minus six, six point differential. I don't fucking know if it's going to keep working.

[Memes]

There's a combination of doubt and enjoyment, too.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Right.

[Max]

But is it like, to that. That specific fan base or are you saying, like, you look at the playoff teams and you put what you think?

[Pardon My Take Host]

I think it's their own fan base.

[Memes]

Yeah.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Their own fan base. Have doubt in there. Like, will this keep going?

[Memes]

Yeah. So I think this will be interesting.

[Max]

I think you have to account for each fan base. Like, Colts fans are going to be happy to, you know. Yeah, they're nice. They're nice.

[Pardon My Take Host]

You might have to find some fans to do some interviews, some testimonials.

[Memes]

I almost feel like it's 2 meters on the same team. Like, doubt. Enjoyment of where they're currently at.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah.

[Memes]

Because some are going to be like, heavy doubt and. But also heavy enjoyment. Some are gonna be heavy doubt and also complete lack of enjoyment for how the season's gone and someone be like, no doubt, very high Enjoyment.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah. Brands like Hank and Hank Ramsey.

[Memes]

Hank will be his own fan base and maybe Colts.

[Pardon My Take Host]

But I think Colts like you can. You can be a. The. The most excited Colts fan and still be like, yeah, we got to see what Daniel Jones does in the playoffs.

[Memes]

Yeah.

[Pardon My Take Host]

So. All right, back to this game. You're in the. The Eagles are a tough watch, but they win games. That's all that matters. Their defense is really fun.

[Zach]

Good.

[Memes]

Yeah.

[Max]

Jalen Phillips has completely changed this defense.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah. You guys are like if you guys can figure it out to a little bit of what you had last year, it's basically if Saquon can start popping off again. This did feel like though this was one of those games where the noise got loud and we're going to try to spam balls to AJ Brown.

[Max]

It definitely felt like that.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Which is. The Eagles are the number one can be bullied team. Yeah.

[Max]

And it's also. I don't know what's going on with it. Me and PF I don't think we were all in the same room during. There was a deep old AJ Brown where he just stopped running.

[Memes]

We got to get you the. The replay of that. Max. Have you watched.

[Max]

I've tried to find the replay a million times. The replay is nowhere to be found.

[Memes]

Do we know when in the game it was.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Do you want to. Do you want to have pft. Text Diana Rossini and see what if she can get to the bottom of that.

[Memes]

That one play.

[Pardon My Take Host]

You have now you've officially opted out of all Diana Rossini discourse.

[Max]

I want to make. I don't think I. The problem with Diana's reports is that I fear that they are true. So I'm opting out of bad news.

[Memes]

Yeah.

[Max]

Because she only reports bad news about the Eagles.

[Pardon My Take Host]

That's fair.

[Memes]

That's.

[Max]

So I want nothing to do with. I don't. I don't want to know about it.

[Memes]

I think. I think if anything what we know from other sources besides her have like just confirmed what she was saying, which is that A.J. brown is. Is definitely not happy.

[Max]

And you can see it on the. Like I.

[Pardon My Take Host]

There.

[Max]

I need to. I need. I'm gonna have to get the all 22. I don't know how to get the all 22.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Someone get this man the all time.

[Max]

I. I need to see Eagles fans will know there was a deep ball. I think it was in the third quarter where it didn't look like that bad of a throw. And he just g. He just gave up on it.

[Memes]

I mean, I'm trying To track it down for you.

[Max]

You have the all 22.

[Memes]

I. I have the TV copy right now. Not the all 20.

[Pardon My Take Host]

I.

[Memes]

No, no. Not to brag, but I pay for the premium plus.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Wow.

[Hank]

That's pretty.

[Pardon My Take Host]

No big deal. Yeah. As for the Lions. The Lions. Jameer Gibbs is insane. That was the. I. You probably, you know, peed yourself a little bit every time you touched the ball, because it was like, he's gonna rip one every single time. The Lions. The doubt that I have about the Lions. I think the Lions are really good. They do have to get healthier on defense. And it also comes down to, are they going to be playing in Detroit or are they going to be playing on the road? Because their offense looks different on the road. And you also had Dan Campbell just going for every single fourth down. If they get two of those, it's a different game, right?

[Memes]

Well, yeah, so they were. They're going for a lot of them. Then they did not go for the one at the end of the game on 4th and 10.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah.

[Memes]

When they needed two scores, they needed 10 points, and they punted it away. I. I still don't know why Dan punted that one away.

[Pardon My Take Host]

I think he knew that Nick Sirianni was going to go for it on a fourth down on his own side and not get it.

[Memes]

A gentleman's agreement.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah, gentleman's agreement. Which leads me to my robot question. R, H, O, b a c k.com promo code, take 20 off your first purchase. Q, zips, polos, hoodies, joggers, shorts. Roback.com promo code, take. Max, Pug is right next to you right now in the studio. Hello, Pug, Sir. What did you guys think about the decision to go for it on your own? 30 up 10 with whatever it was. How much? How many. How much time? Three minutes left. What'd you think?

[Memes]

That it was a bad decision.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Pug is an Eagles fan, too. They. Max and Pug have been fighting for about an hour about this game. Why just your.

[Memes]

Your center is out, your right tackle is out. It's not the same O line, necessarily.

[Pardon My Take Host]

The tush push O line. And they haven't been able to move.

[Memes]

The ball on you all day, so why not punt it deep and then twice they have to go down the field on you, which is just not going to happen.

[Pardon My Take Host]

I like that. Why not just do that?

[Max]

And you'll win.

[Pardon My Take Host]

I agree.

[Memes]

Why? Why risk it?

[Pardon My Take Host]

Right? Yeah.

[Memes]

And, Max, what do you think?

[Max]

I think that Nick Sirianni is the winningest coach in the NFL right now. And I think that he has gained a little bit of leeway and I get mad when Eagles fans just call for his head for every decision that he makes. We say this about Dan Campbell. We respect that. Dan Campbell is consistent up until tonight with that 4th and 10 late in the game. If a coach is a go for a coach and a go for a coach to win the game, sometimes they are going to do questionable decisions. And obviously, looking back, he should. It would have been much more beneficial towards the Eagles if he punted that ball. But he has put himself in a situation for me that I think that Nick Sirianni is allowed to, like, make decisions and shouldn't be scrutinized for every single thing that he's done when he just keeps winning football games.

[Memes]

But by the numbers, do you think it would have been safer if he had punted?

[Max]

Yes. Pft. You were sitting in the cave too. What were you saying?

[Memes]

It doesn't matter what I'm. I'm not.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Oh, what did you say?

[Memes]

Right?

[Max]

He said, you100 go for this and win the game.

[Memes]

I say go for it. You win the game. And the play works 100 of the time and it's not ever going to be stopped because it's the best play in sports. And then they stopped it.

[Pardon My Take Host]

I mean, this is twice in a row Nick Sirianni's had games where the game's one and he's just like, how can we make this game last a little longer?

[Max]

I get it. It was like, it's not the most traditional decision, but Nick Sirianni is not the most traditional coach and he has gotten to. Gotten to us to this point. He has won a Super Bowl. He wins a ton of football games. So I think that I. I have given him enough respect that like, he's allowed to make decisions. Respect based on the flow, the. How he feels the flow of the game is going because he's a winning football coach.

[Memes]

Pug, it sounds to me like Max is saying that you don't respect Nick Sirianni.

[Max]

I respect coach.

[Memes]

He's just got to do little self reflection. I think a little.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Little.

[Memes]

Maybe I shouldn't have done some things.

[Pardon My Take Host]

And you're still riding with coach, and you're a guy who's like, hey, look, even though we're winning, you got to get better. I'm going to criticize the places you got to get better.

[Hank]

Better. Yeah.

[Memes]

I'm not like.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Whereas Max is just, I'll drink the Kool Aid and not criticize anything. Happy.

[Memes]

Go Lucky Max in Philadelphia they're calling guys like him an Uncle Dom.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Happy, happy, big gay Max.

[Memes]

Whatever Nick says.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah, yes, that's what we do.

[Memes]

Matt goes, yes, sir, boss, whatever you want.

[Max]

But how many times have you said that about. About Dan Campbell? How many times have you said that? What is that like?

[Memes]

No, he.

[Max]

So many times. Dan Campbell does the crazy thing on fourth down. A lot of times it works. Sometimes it doesn't.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Agreed.

[Max]

But like you are happy with the consistency of like that is Dan Campbell. But he does the same thing every time. But Nick Sirianni for some reason does not get that benefit of the doubt.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Okay, but the only.

[Max]

Though he should because he won a Super bowl and he's the. And he wins so many fucking games.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Okay, but the only thing I would say is Pug made the best point that has been made in this back and forth is Pug time and place does matter. The way that game was going, the Lions could not score. So you basically have given them like to have to go the entire length of the field twice. It's just not going to happen. They couldn't score. They couldn't move the ball.

[Memes]

They probably should have tried a field goal right off the bat.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah, they should have, giving them some more time. And the Lions did get screwed on that call.

[Max]

They did get screwed on that call. That's fair.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Max, would you. Would you. Would you say right now that if you could take it back, you would?

[Max]

Yeah, if I. 100%. If I could take it back.

[Pardon My Take Host]

I said that as well. I said it online right away. I was like, listen, if I could pick up that flag, I would pick up that flag and I would say, play on, boys. But I can't. I'm just a guy. I'm not a ref.

[Memes]

NFL head coach Todd Haley said something seems off, off after they made that call. Something deep.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Well, yeah, there's centers out in the in lane. Johnson's not there. That's the other part.

[Memes]

No, after the missed pass, when they called pass interference. Oh, Todd is implying something sinister. As a football. The NFL got it.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Either way, you guys are. What's Your record now? 9 and 2.

[Max]

8 and 2.

[Pardon My Take Host]

8 and 2. You got your. Your right at the top of the nfc, Max. Let's see the NFC real quick.

[Memes]

Max, do you remember which direction you guys were going on the screen?

[Hank]

What?

[Memes]

For the A.J. brown play. I'm fine.

[Max]

Left to right.

[Memes]

You're going left to right.

[Max]

By the way, The Eagles had nine penalties for 78 yards in this game, and the Lions had five penalties for 48 yards in this game.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Okay, good. Just put that in the record.

[Max]

Just. Just putting that in the record.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Max, every one of. Have the Bears.

[Max]

Sometimes there's missed calls.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Have the Bears record elevated to the point where you. You're going to have to start rooting for us to lose.

[Max]

Well, we. We play you, so.

[Pardon My Take Host]

I know, but we're. We're. We're third right now. We're. We're third in the. In the nfc.

[Max]

Let's see what happens. Let's see what happens next week. That's.

[Pardon My Take Host]

That's. I hope I get to that day where Max has a root.

[Max]

Well, if you win.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah.

[Max]

If you beat us.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Well. Yeah.

[Max]

No, then.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Then you'd have to. Correct.

[Memes]

That's actually how you know that your team is good. Is if Max starts rooting against you.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Max]

Seven, seven and three. You're. You're in.

[Pardon My Take Host]

You're.

[Max]

You're in the conversation.

[Pardon My Take Host]

What's the Lions chance to make the playoffs?

[Max]

75 higher than the Bears.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Listen, I'm honest about where the Bears are at. I'm enjoying the out of this. I don't know if it's gonna last.

[Max]

Hey, you got.

[Pardon My Take Host]

You guys enjoy the hell out of it, but we got a lot of tough games coming up that we'll see. And when you win every game in the last second, you have to have at least part of you be like, can we keep doing this? Because it's not exactly the most sustainable setup to win like that every single week.

[Memes]

The Lions do have a problem with outside.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah.

[Memes]

They've got. They've got a weather issue. And Jared Goff was. He was playing with a glove on his throwing hand.

[Pardon My Take Host]

I think you should have taken it.

[Memes]

It seemed like windy. It seemed like every pass was coming off his hand.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Weird.

[Memes]

Because of that glove.

[Pardon My Take Host]

It was too windy. Okay. Any other thoughts, Pug? On the game. You're.

[Hank]

Oh.

[Pardon My Take Host]

How was. How was. You were up at Lambeau on Monday. Yeah.

[Memes]

It was awesome. Top. Top five stadium for sure.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Okay.

[Memes]

Packers fans were way too nice. Was my. My takeaway. I was wearing opposing gear and they.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Were just being very welcoming and very nice.

[Memes]

It threw me off. Bad sports town. I don't know. I guess it depends how you look at it.

[Pardon My Take Host]

I don't know. You wanted to get beat up.

[Memes]

Yeah.

[Pardon My Take Host]

You would have respected them more. I'm just used to like the Philly New York just like you kind of mentality.

[Memes]

Right.

[Pardon My Take Host]

It was.

[Memes]

It was off putting.

[Pardon My Take Host]

But you had a good time.

[Memes]

Yeah.

[Max]

It was fun.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Okay.

[Memes]

Max, I know the play that you're Talking about? We watched it together. You freaked out. I don't see it anywhere in the. In the list of plays. The. The play. The drive by drive chart here.

[Pardon My Take Host]

What was the most recent? What are you guys talking about?

[Max]

I was asking Pug if he remembers that play.

[Hank]

I just send it in the morning.

[Max]

Yeah, I just want to make sure I'm not the one where A.J. brown looked like he just stopped running.

[Memes]

Yeah.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah.

[Max]

That was the third quarter, right? I think so.

[Memes]

Third quarter.

[Pardon My Take Host]

What?

[Memes]

The Eagles were going right to left.

[Pardon My Take Host]

No, you said left to right. I think.

[Memes]

Yeah, but third quarter.

[Pardon My Take Host]

There we go.

[Max]

Yeah, I'm thinking left or right. Yeah, right. I don't know. I'm dumb.

[Memes]

Right to left.

[Pardon My Take Host]

We'll find.

[Max]

We'll find it was right to left.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah.

[Max]

Ah, I'm done.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Max. What? Thank you, Pug. We'll see you in a minute. For. For lottery ball. Max. What. What was Diana's most recent report?

[Max]

Basically.

[Memes]

Basically.

[Max]

I don't know. I didn't read the whole. I didn't read the entire thing. I had enough people tell me what was going on.

[Pardon My Take Host]

What was going on is that A.J.

[Max]

Brown hates. Hates Jalen Hurts.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Oh, I saw that. I saw a quick synopsis that was. He's not. He's not taking enough risks. He's not trusting.

[Max]

Yes.

[Pardon My Take Host]

The guys to be able to make.

[Max]

Which is. Which is fair. I mean, I did. If that's. If that's the wording, that's fair criticism. He doesn't take a ton of risk.

[Memes]

That it's. It's. Multiple players on the offense are upset.

[Max]

Yeah.

[Memes]

About the offense.

[Max]

Yes.

[Memes]

I also.

[Max]

As they should. The offense has not looked as good. As good as it can look. Which also there's. There's more. There's more room for this team to grow. And they're still 7 and 2 and.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Their defense is awesome.

[Max]

7 and 2, 8 and 2. 8 and 2.

[Pardon My Take Host]

They did show the graphic of Jalen Hurts play callers and that he hasn't had the same play caller in back to back years. Dating all the way back to 2016.

[Memes]

Yeah. For the most part.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Pretty insane.

[Memes]

There's a formula to getting a job and that's. That's coaching Jalen Hurts for a year.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah. Lane Kiffin, Brian Dable, Mike Loxley, Lincoln Riley. That's college. That's all foreign college. Doug Peterson, Nick Sirianni, Shane Steichen, Brian Johnson, Kellen Moore, Kevin Petullo. That's the list. So I guess he did have Shane two years ago. Yeah, two years in a row. But that's crazy. That's crazy.

[Max]

Yeah. We're eight and two and I think the Lions is insane that the Eagles defensive line is so fucking good.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah. And I think the Lions are going to probably get healthy and, and be just fine. But it is a little weird, like Dan Campbell calling plays and also deciding all the go for it. There's a little bit of chaos that, I mean, I think all business. Pete tweeted out the Dan Campbell was having his Tin cup game where he.

[Memes]

Just kept going for it.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Just keep going for it. Keep going for it.

[Memes]

But then there was a moment at the end of the game where they tried, they tried that long field goal.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah.

[Memes]

And before he had his guys on the field like they were going to go for that on fourth down.

[Pardon My Take Host]

I know.

[Memes]

To try to make it into a three point game instead of kicking field goal turning into seven points. And then the Eagles called a timeout right to ice them. And then Dan Cable was like, it, I'll just go for it. I want to know what happened.

[Max]

No, I, no, no, no. It wasn't to ice him because it was the. I think that the.

[Memes]

It was the other way. I think Dan Campbell had his off his offense.

[Hank]

Yep.

[Max]

And then I think that the Eagles just didn't like the, you know, didn't like the look or whatever. Wanted to call timeout, talk it over.

[Memes]

And so something happened to his senses in those 30 seconds where Dan Campbell was like, wow, this is pretty dumb, even for me.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Right. So I think there's a little chaotic factor of Dan Campbell doing it all now where it might, might get crazy. But again, the Lions. This is how the Lions play with Dan Campbell. If they convert two of those four. One of them was, I think one of them or was two of them in the red zone. So that like those are. Yeah, those are play. And yeah, I think he was a little more aggressive tonight because of the wind. I think he might have had. There might have been a spot where he took a couple field goals, but the wind was pretty bad and it was, you know, there was a missed extra point. So it's like, I'm not with this.

[Memes]

I think it also might, it might just be a little bit different, more challenging maybe calling plays against the Eagles defense than it was for me last week.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yes, yes, I would agree. Okay. That was, that was week 11. That was everything. Do we, do we miss anything Monday? Football is going to stink. Raiders Cowboys.

[Max]

I think I'm going to watch that Leo movie tomorrow night.

[Pardon My Take Host]

That's smart. That's smart.

[Memes]

Not gonna Watch it. No, I'm gonna watch it.

[Pardon My Take Host]

I'm gonna. I'm gonna. I'm gonna watch Monday Night Football.

[Memes]

I'll keep drinking that.

[Hank]

YouTube TV is back, so.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Oh, yeah. Huge. Oh, my God.

[Hank]

Probably watch some of it.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Thank God. And I think it's a multi year, so we don't have to do the year to year thing because remember, this was year to year for a while.

[Memes]

Yep.

[Pardon My Take Host]

And let's also just hope that Fox doesn't do this with YouTube TV because we said a lot of. In this fight, I'm sure that we don't want to have to take back or look like hypocrites.

[Memes]

I'm sure that there just won't be like a different service that comes along in five years that completely changes the game and makes everything that we say right now completely obsolete. And it happens again.

[Pardon My Take Host]

We should probably look up to see when Fox and YouTube TV are up so we can just like. I think it's in the summer, so maybe we just take a vacation that.

[Hank]

Week down.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Halfway through the ESPN YouTube TV fight, when I was just tweeting, I'm gonna skull fuck. I'm gonna put my dick in ESPN's face. And, like, we're gonna skull fuck you to. Till you. Till you, you know, give in. Ha. Halfway through, I was like, oh, oh, no. We do have a relationship with Fox, and this could very well happen. And then, you know what? I'll just skull fuck for the people again.

[Memes]

Oh, it's over. I think the week before the NFL comes back and it might be week zero.

[Pardon My Take Host]

We gotta talk.

[Memes]

It might be week zero of college.

[Pardon My Take Host]

I'll say this right now, Fox. I'm not getting any more cold tubs unless we get this figured out.

[Memes]

And also for the record, my part, we defended Scott Van Pelt being like, hey, when he had. When he tweeted out those statements, he very clearly had to do it because of his paycheck. And so I will remain completely consistent on those statements.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yes. I think I'll still. I think I'll probably just have to go rogue because I just can't. I. We can't leave the people out to dry. We have to. We have to fight for the people. Might hurt us, but we got to fight for the people.

[Memes]

They'll be able to handle it. They'll send Cletus in and virus form if they have to and take down all the YouTube TV servers.

[Pardon My Take Host]

I actually think. I also, like, weirdly, this is gonna sound stupid, but I think I had a pretty good gambling Saturday the last Two weeks. Not. Not counting yesterday. Because I'm a big. If the game is on TV like in front of me, I'm gonna bet it. And when I was like last Saturday without ESPN on YouTube TV, I was watching a lot more of. Of whatever was on YouTube TV then flipping over every now and then.

[Memes]

Yeah.

[Pardon My Take Host]

So maybe it was good for me. Maybe I want to go back and.

[Memes]

It'S hard to flip to YouTube TV. Yeah, it's hard.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah, it's hard.

[Memes]

Like it used to be way easier to flip channels. Now the, the art of the flip is done.

[Pardon My Take Host]

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[Memes]

Love it.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Twisted Tea is the best. Go get twisted Tea today. Okay, Hank. Who's back of the week?

[Hank]

Who's back the week is Rory McElroy.

[Memes]

Okay.

[Hank]

He won the Masters this year. He run the players. He won an away Ryder Cup. But most importantly for him today, he secured his seventh race to Dubai title.

[Memes]

That's what it was all about.

[Hank]

Yeah, that's all. That's.

[Pardon My Take Host]

I thought Fitzpatrick won that.

[Hank]

No.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Damn.

[Memes]

Did he just win like the.

[Hank]

He might have won the event.

[Memes]

The one seed.

[Hank]

Yeah, Rory won the. The race.

[Pardon My Take Host]

He won the race.

[Hank]

So, yeah, that's. That's everything for Rory.

[Memes]

That's the big one.

[Hank]

That's the big one.

[Memes]

So that's really the. The fifth major easily.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah.

[Hank]

The players. Yeah, the fifth ants. He's won. He's won multiple fifth majors this year.

[Memes]

It set a record.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah. Good for him.

[Memes]

Rory very happy for Rory. Yeah. I didn't. I forgot golf was happening.

[Hank]

Yeah. But we did also talk on Friday a little bit about the invitational, but he said we're not going to talk about spoilers until Monday, so.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah.

[Memes]

So spoilers.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Holy.

[Memes]

I. I do actually think that that was the best piece of sports entertainment I've ever watched on YouTube, in the YouTube video format. It was. The final round had, like, so many twists and turns in it. It had a lot of emotions. It was honestly a mix of surreal, sad, beautiful. The way that it ended with Beef, the tribute, which I thought was a very nice tribute at the end for Beef, but it was still, like, a very strange mixture of emotions. And then when it. When it came to the round itself, it was like, okay, we got two cheating scandals going on at once. One where you, like, mat the grass down, and. And then Paige being like, oh, I didn't know that you couldn't do that. That would have just disqualified her from that hole. Right. So the fact that they lost that hole, it doesn't really mean anything.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Right.

[Memes]

But then the deeper one, the slope function. Slope, gate, slope, gate, slope. Ghazi. Nancy. Nancy Melosi. But. So explain to me what the. The function of the slope thing does.

[Hank]

Slope. So obviously, like, that course which we were at is, like, very, you know, up and down Payne's Valley. But all the courses, cliffhangers, especially the. The round they had before, if you don't have slope on, it says, you know, you're 130 yards away. If you have slope on, it factors in the slope. And so it's. You're 130 yards away, but it's playing, like, if it's uphill, It's a. You're 130 yards, but it's playing like 140.

[Memes]

Right.

[Hank]

Or if it's downhill, it's 130 yards, but it's playing Like 115. So if you have that on and the other players don't, you know exactly what club you have to hit. Whereas if. If it's off, you have to mentally try and adjust for slope. So that's why I was like, no one has slope on, so having it on is obviously a huge advantage. And there was clips where he was saying, you know, it's 140, but play like 134. Like, he was kind of calling out numbers that you would only call it if you had exact slope on.

[Memes]

How does that work with the thing?

[Hank]

It's just a. It's a toggle.

[Pardon My Take Host]

This also is that.

[Memes]

But I'm saying, like, do you have any idea how it works where you, like, point the laser thing at the flag and then it tells you how far up or down it is?

[Hank]

What do you mean?

[Memes]

Like, how's it work?

[Hank]

That's just two numbers. It'll say, like, 130 and then the bottom numbers, you know, with slope.

[Memes]

Yeah, but how's it.

[Hank]

No, I don't know that.

[Memes]

It's crazy.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Also, this is something that, for 99 of golfers means absolutely nothing because you don't have the ability to control your ball within 5 yards. But the people playing in the Internet Invitational do have that ability.

[Hank]

Right.

[Pardon My Take Host]

So it is a big difference. Like, if I. You. You could tell me it's 140, 150, it doesn't matter for me, I'm just gonna probably hit in the woods anyway. Right, Right.

[Memes]

And then his own boys turned him in. Yeah.

[Hank]

And that's the thing. The thing with that is that there was no like it. The evidence was pretty damning, but there was no conclusive, hard evidence that he was 100 using the slope function. So. So I kind of understood, especially with, like, the content, like, it being, you know, a content tournament. There was no, like, you're innocent until proven guilty. He was never proven 100 fact. Like, the slope was on. And here's the evidence. There was just obviously a lot of examples in the video where he's, like, pressing stuffing. But people are saying he might have just been checking. Who knows? But there was no 100% concrete evidence the slope was on. When they went to check it, it was off. So, yeah.

[Memes]

And that was a very. A very funny moment for Dave because Dave was like, at this point in the tournament, I kind of wish that there was a different rules guy that would actually make the decision for me. Then I could argue with that guy, because that's what I'd rather do, is just get mad at somebody else, not have to make the choice.

[Pardon My Take Host]

I. I do think Dave handled it well, where he's like, I. I can't end this whole video, so I'm just gonna make him swear to God, I'll just. I'll kick it off up to God. God can make the decision later. He just pushed it off. He did the jopa. He elevated it to the right people.

[Memes]

Yeah. And then who knows if Melosi believes in God. Maybe that was a completely hollow.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Right. God, but it was great. It was a great. Everyone should go watch Internet Invitational. The Beef tribute was incredible. We were. We went up to Beast favorite bar and watched with his family and friends. It was not a dry eye in the house, and they're incredible people.

[Hank]

Also, Frankie was there as well, which Frank was there, made it funny.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Which also kind of made it like, we kind of all clapped for Frankie after because we're like, thanks for losing. Thanks for being a loser. So Beef could win.

[Memes]

Well, if Frankie had had stuck that chip to like one foot and they'd end up winning the tournament. It would have been bad for a number of reasons, not the least of which the fact that they were accused of. His team was accused. Frankie was never accused of cheating.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Right.

[Memes]

But his team was accused of cheating. And so the whole thing would have been tarnished at that point and everyone would be mad at him. So in the long. And you know what, like, we passed away.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah, we've been heavy.

[Memes]

We throw around the. The term full circle moment a lot, but I think people misuse it a lot. They mean, like something happened, some stuff changed, and then something kind of related happened at the end with Frankie. The fact that he used to be dog at chipping, then he worked on it, he saw a psychiatrist. He worked with multiple swing coaches over the last, like seven years, figured himself out, got good at chipping, and then in that one pressure moment, he went back to old Frankie. Is a true full circle moment. And Dave said it right. He was like, you're a moment guy.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah.

[Memes]

That was always going to go in the water, Frankie.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah. But it was great. And, and thank you to Foreplay and Bob does guys for including us. We hope we get included in the future because it was a lot of fun. Like, we had a blast.

[Hank]

I've also enjoyed, like, I, you know, I, I follow a lot of these, like the, the YouTube golf scene and like the algorithm and stuff and, and the fans who might not know Barcelona as well. Like, the conspiracy theories were like, there's. There's legitimate, like a decent amount of people that are like, this guy, Dave Dex definitely told Frankie he had to do that on purpose and like throw the event, which is like, so, no, preposterous that. It's like, it makes me laugh, but it also. There's like, there's like multiple comments being like, oh, this was. The whole thing was rigged. Like, Dave made for any Yankee purposely blade a chip.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Right.

[Hank]

The million dollars on the line that.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Shows that people care. Which is the best thing you have when you make content in 2025 is people caring so much they might hate you. Yeah.

[Hank]

But the other, the other thing that I, I have been thinking a lot and obviously, like, you know, we miss beef and, and it's. It was very sad being there with his family and stuff. But the. We. I had a moment with him at Camp Barstool because we went to Camp Barcelona the week after. Like, I think that happened on Friday. We went to Camp Parcel on Monday or Tuesday and we all signed. You know, we signed the NDAs. We obviously weren't talking about it, or we knew the results internally, but the rest of the people at Camp Arsenal did not know the results.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yes.

[Hank]

So Beef was not talking about it. It was not something that was being discussed, but we knew he won. And seeing him at the campfire, like, the first night, I knew he was internally celebrating, and, like, it was kind of his first time where he had just, you know, he flew home, and then we went to Wisconsin, so he didn't really have a second to, like, like, take it all in. And there was a night at the campfire where he was, like, taking it all in, and, like, we shared a moment where he was so pumped up, and I was, like, kind of, like, you know, shaking him, being, like, let's go. And he was still, like, as excited as he was. He was, like, worried that it was going to be spoiled, and he was like, no, calm down, calm down. I don't want anyone to know. Like, I don't want to. But he was, like, he was so fired. And every time we saw him in the office, like, he would just give me, like, a wink because I would just kind of go up to him, be like, there he is. And, like, he would, like, he was just so happy about it.

[Pardon My Take Host]

I had a moment like that at the campfire, too, where he was on the ox, and I sat down next to him, and I just. He was like, you want to play music? And I was like, no, you got this. And then he gave me a fist bump, and we, like, locked eyes, and he was just like, yeah. And he also had. It was very funny. I. I can't remember if I was sitting there or someone else was, but we were. Someone was going to a beer run, and Sidney Wells asked for him to get wine, a bottle of wine. And he came back with, like, eight bottles of wine. Yeah.

[Hank]

He asked everyone.

[Pardon My Take Host]

He had so much money. He was like, I have so much money now. And he was just. But he couldn't tell anyone, so he's like, yeah, here's eight bottles of wine. It was awesome. So, yeah, I mean, incredible for, you know, his family to be able to see that moment. And we do miss him a lot. And, yeah, go watch your invitational. It was awesome. Subscribe to it. This is going to be something that keeps growing and growing and growing and whatever small part we can still be a part of. We would love to do. We'd love to get Hank in it.

[Max]

It.

[Pardon My Take Host]

We're not gonna beg. Pft. I feel like you have to get redemption.

[Memes]

I gave my Well, I gave my spot to lefty Hank.

[Pardon My Take Host]

That's right. And I get my spot to righty Hank, even though I'll never get a spot.

[Memes]

But also, if I would like to.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Be rules official again, but I will never get a spot play.

[Memes]

If I. If they want to invite me back, I would love to do it. But also, my spot's going to Hank.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah.

[Memes]

But also me, too.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah, I think that's.

[Memes]

I think that works out. There was actually a very funny moment in that. That final round where, like, Beef's assignment was to lay up on one of the par fives before you hit the water. And I think he had like a. A shot that he wanted to hit 85 yards. So his shot was the middle of the fairway. Hit like a nice light wedge, like a half speed chip shot. Just make the ball roll 85 yards down the fairway. And that's your job. And then he hit it and immediately looks down and he goes. They're gonna put a plaque here one day for that chip.

[Pardon My Take Host]

That's.

[Memes]

That's where the Beef Chip was. They should actually do that.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah.

[Memes]

At Payne's Valley.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Beef Chip.

[Memes]

The Beef Chip.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah. Okay. Your who's back? Pft.

[Memes]

My who's back of the week is accountability in reporting the lost art of accountability. Okay, so over the weekend. And we'll talk more college football on Wednesday after the College Football Playoff rankings come out. But JMU did win, and USF did lose to Navy. And so perhaps JMU will be put into the next college football rankings as the group of five teams. But there was a rumor that was going around yesterday that JMU would also be hosting college game day this week.

[Pardon My Take Host]

I saw this.

[Memes]

And that rumor was put out by a sports blog, JMU Sports News. And it turns out that it's not. It's going to be up in Eugene, Oregon, for the second time this season. And usc, Oregon. The people who run JMU Sports News are just devastated that their report was incorrect online.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah.

[Memes]

So they tweeted this out today. It's from Jack Fitzpatrick. We deeply, deeply regret this mistake. And that apology probably isn't enough. We've spent the past eight years working on JMU Sports News to create something we could be proud of. And last night's mistake is not that. Honestly, not sure what the future holds for JM USN at this point. They might be closing the entire website because they got that report wrong.

[Pardon My Take Host]

I want to just say I. I listen everyone up. Just say, players up. Yeah, listen, you guys, keep doing it. Keep going.

[Memes]

Maybe they're trying to make college game day feel guilty so that now they go to Harrisonburg.

[Pardon My Take Host]

I got got this week. That whole Greg Sankey quote about the eight SEC teams, that was fake. I said it on five different shows. Yeah, so happens, guys, we make mistakes. You got to just move on.

[Memes]

Well, the crazy part. Part about that one, it was definitely a fake quote. But when you said Tennessee, I was like, that seems a bit. That seems.

[Pardon My Take Host]

But also great Shanky.

[Memes]

Yeah, it does sound. So I can see how you got. You got got by it.

[Pardon My Take Host]

But, hey, I spread that thing everywhere.

[Memes]

You've been online long enough, you get fooled.

[Pardon My Take Host]

No, that's right. I always say if you. If you don't get fooled online every now and then, that means you're not going hard in the paint. That means you're not doing online correctly.

[Memes]

Yep.

[Pardon My Take Host]

You got to be there. You got to be on the front lines. You get fooled, you start spreading some misinformation.

[Memes]

The Broncos don't play a road game. Sometimes it happens.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah, right.

[Memes]

Sometimes you get misinformed.

[Pardon My Take Host]

This is what it is. Just say it. Misinformation. We. We had a. There was a comedian who came through the office the other day, and he was on the Yak. Aiden, I think his name is. Yeah, Aiden McCulke. No, I know you're talking. Yeah, get his last name. But he said that his new life strategy, because the Internet has gotten so confusing and shit's gotten everywhere. He just takes everything he hears at face value, and if someone gives him misinformation, he just. He takes that misinformation. He spreads it until someone else gives him misinformation. So the last misinformation he got is the information he has.

[Memes]

That's kind of how the world works.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah, he was just like, McClusky. Yeah, McCluskey. Very funny comedian. Go follow him. But that.

[Memes]

It's just whoever's misinformation is loudest.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah, right. He's just like, yeah. I realized I was getting mad about shit. And I realized, like, I'm just going to start whatever someone tells me, I should be like, oh, cool. That sounds cool. Yeah, that's true.

[Memes]

That's a good strategy.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah, he's. He said he's just not angry anymore.

[Memes]

Listen, this. It was. It was a bad report. I don't know if shuttering the entire news site is something that you have to do.

[Pardon My Take Host]

I knew they were in trouble when I saw. I saw the report. And then I also saw, like an hour later, some, like a tweet being like, jmu will be on ESPN plus. And I was like, oh, that doesn't add up.

[Memes]

The reason I thought it might happen is because it's also the JMU Marvel weekend where we're gonna have, like, Marvel characters on the side of her helmet.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah.

[Memes]

And it's like, Disney Marvel.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Those are very cool.

[Memes]

This is probably just like an advertisement for. For all the Marvel movies that they're gonna run, but whatever. We don't need game day.

[Pardon My Take Host]

It is what it is. All right, my. Who's back of the week is ufc, because something happened this weekend. I feel like.

[Memes]

Listen, I. I'm glad that you didn't watch either, because I watched the fight.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Oh, the people in the stands.

[Memes]

Yeah, Yeah, I saw that part. Robbie gave great commentary on that one.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Okay.

[Memes]

But, yeah, I have no idea. I think I'm. I'm just not interested in UFC at the moment. It might be because it's during football.

[Pardon My Take Host]

No, it's just football season. It's during football. It's. If this was happening when there wasn't a Saturday night of football, like, I'm just not going to watch it over Florida play. You know, Ole Miss and Georgia played Texas. Like, I'm sorry.

[Memes]

But fortunately we do.

[Pardon My Take Host]

But I think it was cool what happened. Or not.

[Memes]

We have a UFC expert on the show.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yes. Hank.

[Hank]

Yes.

[Pardon My Take Host]

What did you think about the fights? You. Oh, you traveled to New.

[Hank]

I was in Newark. Yeah.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah. It was in the New Jersey area.

[Hank]

It was in New York. I was in Newark.

[Pardon My Take Host]

So you traveled for ufc.

[Hank]

Did not travel for ufc. Islam won.

[Memes]

Okay. The entire religion about the mayoral race.

[Hank]

That's not his name.

[Memes]

I don't know.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Zach, are you.

[Hank]

Khabib's brother won?

[Memes]

Okay, good. I thought he was. He looked like a Khabib when I saw his picture, but then I thought, wait, that might be racist that you think that they're related. So I. I wasn't sure. Are they related?

[Hank]

Yeah, they're brothers.

[Memes]

Oh, okay.

[Hank]

Islam.

[Memes]

All right.

[Pardon My Take Host]

By the way, can I just say, and this is going to sound old, but there is something right now that's happening where it's a combo of Steve will do it. And I like all these guys. Steve will do it. Theo Vaughn, Cam Scatterbo, and Diego Pavia, they're all just the same guy in my head.

[Memes]

Now to the new Rat Pack.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Just. They're just all with. They're with each other. And, like, it's like, oh, these two guys are here, and then these two guys are here, and they all just blend to the same guy really good. Like, Guys I would like to party with, but I can't tell the difference anymore.

[Max]

Hank is a thousand percent right about Glennie as well.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah, Glenn.

[Hank]

Glenny and Glenn. Johnny dropped, but Theo, funniest cameo I've ever seen.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Theo, Diego, Scatterbo, and. And Steve will do it. Kind of have a similar look. Glenny looks like. We know what Glenn. He looks like. He's. But Glenn's usually in the background of one of those guys videos.

[Max]

Diego Pavia is everywhere.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Everywhere.

[Max]

I don't. I don't how.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Theo Vaughn's everywhere. He was doing yoga with Lane Kiffin on Saturday morning. It's nuts.

[Memes]

I just know that Brook Kreisler can't be far behind.

[Pardon My Take Host]

They're just the same. They're just like. It's a great. I kind of want all four of them to just hang out and just go make it a little less confusing for my brain. What do you got, Zach? Who's back? So, yeah, good job, UFC or Sorry that happened. That's my take.

[Zach]

My. Who's back of the week this week is Treyarch, boys. It's one of the most special times of year. New Call of Duty just dropped Black Ops 7. We got. We got new Mastery camos. We got Master Prestige races from the different organizations. I just hope everybody can go out there and enjoy the game. It's so good.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Zach, is there talk about not caring.

[Hank]

About UFC during football season?

[Pardon My Take Host]

Call of Duty, But, Zach, is there, like, a league that people are playing in or anything there?

[Memes]

They. They. I mean, there.

[Zach]

There's gonna be. There's gonna be tournaments and stuff coming up now. The new game is dropped. Yes, sir.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Is there, like, a team I should root for?

[Zach]

At which level you think?

[Pardon My Take Host]

Challenger level?

[Zach]

Challenger? Yeah, Challenger level. You got the tyrant Busch team coming on the scene. Hot.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Oh, interesting.

[Memes]

I like Nadesha.

[Hank]

You get behind the Stallions?

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah. How much did they pay you for that plug?

[Zach]

I was.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Or.

[Zach]

I was just trying to talk B07, but we're talking challengers. I can't be bought.

[Memes]

You say can't or can can't?

[Pardon My Take Host]

You. You were. You took equity until you ride bush.

[Memes]

You literally got bought.

[Pardon My Take Host]

You got bought.

[Zach]

I just think everyone should go play the game.

[Pardon My Take Host]

It's so much fun. Is it?

[Zach]

It's a great time. I didn't leave my apartment.

[Pardon My Take Host]

How much. How many hours did you play this? All the hours? Every single hour?

[Zach]

Yeah, pretty much any. Any hours. I wasn't asleep or, like, taking a shower. I was pretty much at the game.

[Pardon My Take Host]

What were you doing? It what time we. What's the earliest you were doing it?

[Zach]

As soon as we got home. Friday, I guess.

[Max]

Early or.

[Pardon My Take Host]

No to Saturday morning?

[Zach]

Yes.

[Pardon My Take Host]

What time?

[Zach]

Like 9:30.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah. Were there people on.

[Zach]

Oh, yeah, the work. The Globe is on right now. Pumping.

[Memes]

Are you a demon?

[Zach]

No, I'm not very good at all. But it's fun.

[Hank]

You play with your brother looking like haven't checked it.

[Zach]

Katie's probably gonna get tanked. For the camo grind. You got to use a lot of obscure weapons.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Were you playing with your brother? Are you playing with the Telluride Bush guys?

[Zach]

I was. I was playing solo. I was playing. I got a group of guys back home that I play with. My brother is birthday weekend, so he had plans.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Oh, you Prestige. But it wasn't for your birthday. You played video games with him.

[Zach]

Yeah, but he's got, like. He's got interpersonal relationships. Like girlfriend situations. Like, they have like, real. They go do real stuff.

[Memes]

What's it like when. When the new map drops, when you just, like, you drop in for the very first time. Like, are you just walking around going, whoa, this is cool.

[Zach]

They do run back a lot of the same maps. They get a little lazy sometimes. But whenever you catch a new map, you gotta check it out, see what the lanes are looking like, where frag spots are at. It's great.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Are you a sniper?

[Zach]

I do. I like to hop in the private match with a sniper, run a little quick scopes with the boys. That's always fun.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Sniping would be fun, right? You just find a spot no one can find. You.

[Memes]

Camping? Yeah.

[Pardon My Take Host]

That's lame.

[Memes]

I was fucking awesome at camping.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Wait, is that lame? Zach, you could.

[Zach]

Yeah, everybody got their own play style. But it's like, if we're on the map, might as well use the full map and not just a corner.

[Memes]

Yeah, no, I used to find a room. I would lock myself, myself in a room with like, proximity mines and. And automatic shotgun.

[Zach]

I can get it. I can get down with that. That's fun.

[Max]

Yeah.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah. I feel like I would just die so fast. Wouldn't be fun for me. You ever get.

[Memes]

Get scared when you play?

[Zach]

Like, jumps? Oh, definitely. Like jump scares.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah.

[Zach]

Somebody cuts a corner too quick.

[Memes]

Oh, yeah, for sure.

[Zach]

You get spooked.

[Pardon My Take Host]

So how many total hours do you think you played between Friday and Saturday?

[Zach]

I don't think it was too bad. It was like, if we're talking about. He knows quick math.

[Pardon My Take Host]

He knows it tells you what it tell you?

[Zach]

No, but it. No, it groups them. It groups the Game is like a franchise now. If you go to check stats. So it's an incorrect stat.

[Memes]

Okay, so what is the set.

[Zach]

The stat on the last game was like. Like 48 days or something? Nothing.

[Pardon My Take Host]

No, but what was this weekend?

[Zach]

This week. This weekend was just like five to five to four, which is what, five, six, seven plus. So, like, what is it, five plus four?

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah. What are you trying to do?

[Zach]

Right Now I'm doing 5:00pm to 4:00am so that's.

[Pardon My Take Host]

That would be 11 hours.

[Zach]

Four. 11.

[Hank]

Yeah.

[Pardon My Take Host]

So quick. 11. If you did five to five, that would be 12.

[Max]

That was Friday night, right?

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yes, 11.

[Max]

And then.

[Zach]

And then Saturday is just like. We'll call it 10 to. Let's call like 10 to 2.

[Max]

So 10am to 2.

[Pardon My Take Host]

So that's 14. No, it's 10am to 2am That's 16 hours. So 27 hours this weekend. Weekend, yes. I'm not judging. That's. That's awesome. That's commitment.

[Zach]

Just like half the weekend.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah. No, no, that's not half the weekend. That's all the weekend.

[Max]

You're not thinking about sleep.

[Memes]

Did you go outside?

[Zach]

Outside now. Coming into work, was it.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Saturday was like, the most perfect last fall day we've had. Like, it was 65 and not a cloud in the sky after, like, noon.

[Zach]

Bad timing.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah. That's actually golf. Yeah.

[Memes]

Max hit some really nice drops.

[Pardon My Take Host]

There you go.

[Hank]

I had, like.

[Max]

I had like, 0.7 good shots per hole.

[Memes]

Yeah, I'd say more than that.

[Max]

No, 0.7 sounds good.

[Memes]

Okay.

[Max]

Yeah.

[Memes]

Yeah, it's pretty close.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Not.

[Max]

Not quite one good shot per hole, but more than half of a good shot per hole.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah.

[Memes]

I was playing the round of my life, and then. And then Max was like, I'm gonna leave after nine, which I knew. And then I would. I thought about leaving after nine, but when you're playing the round of your life. Life, you have to stay. And then I stayed, and then it all. It all fell apart. But I had, like, denied in my life.

[Pardon My Take Host]

I'm.

[Max]

I'm a good vibes guy to play good golf with.

[Memes]

Yeah.

[Max]

If that makes sense.

[Memes]

Yeah, you are. I had a great time.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yes. Play. Play quick. Okay. Good show, boys.

[Memes]

Also, that course rocked.

[Hank]

Great course.

[Memes]

It was a course with no bunkers, no water, no trees.

[Pardon My Take Host]

That's awesome.

[Memes]

It was great.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Kind of course, I still didn't get a of.

[Max]

Bunch of a seven below a seven.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Okay, numbers. Good job, Memes. Look how proud he is. Let's go with 33, 82, 77.

[Memes]

I'm going to go with 85.

[Zach]

Go with 91.

[Max]

99.

[Memes]

44, 86.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Hug. Did you guess? Is that.

[Memes]

Oh, what is that?

[Pardon My Take Host]

Two. Oh, no. Oh, me.

[Max]

Didn't you used to pick two?

[Pardon My Take Host]

I guess. I guess they're right once. No.

[Memes]

You want to do another one?

[Pardon My Take Host]

Yeah, I'll do one more.

[Memes]

All right, let's do one more.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Memes. Is someone saying that guessing two times every time is like charity to you? It's actually meaner to you because we're trying to get. We're trying to get you to break Hank's record. We're speed running Hank's record. But technically, I already beat that record. No, you didn't. Yes, I did. How?

[Memes]

I guessed it correctly.

[Pardon My Take Host]

No, you didn't get the number. You not get the number. You did not get days win. Correct days Got it. No, no, it doesn't count.

[Max]

No, but PFT.

[Pardon My Take Host]

One. No, it was PFT's number. It was PFT's number. You guys are doing.

[Max]

You were picking.

[Pardon My Take Host]

You're never going to get. It's like never going to get this. Guess it correct. All right. Everyone has the same number.

[Memes]

It's like Bill Clinton saying, I didn't have sex with Monica. L. She had sex with me.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Say your number real quick again. 82, 77, 33, 91. 44, 86. Oh, 45 memes. You're never gonna get it. Yeah, do it again. You want to do one more? All right, fine. It. We'll do one more. You're not gonna get this one. Hey, do it again.

[Memes]

You don't mean that.

[Max]

I do. I. I.

[Pardon My Take Host]

You guys. You guys are the ones tempted fate. Go on. No, we're not. Because you're never gonna get it. You're never gonna get it. Don't call me a. You're never gonna get it. Press that button, big boy. Oh.

[Hank]

Oh.

[Pardon My Take Host]

59. Remember when I got the 50? 50 before you.

[Max]

Oh.

[Pardon My Take Host]

Before you got the lottery ball that you get 17 chances on every show? I don't know what you're talking about. Press it again. Exactly. Press it exactly.

[Max]

346 guesses.

[Pardon My Take Host]

You stink. Press it again. Love you, Gu.