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Big Cat
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Big Cat
Today'S part of My Take. We have a lot of football to get to week 13, including the Thanksgiving Day games. The Bears have finally fired a coach. We have the Bengals dead, the Eagles looking for real for real Commanders back a lot to get to and we're going to start with fastest two minutes. It's brought to you by our friends at DraftKings. DraftKings is offering a warm welcome to new players with $100 instantly in casino credits with just a $10 wager. It's the most wonderful time of the year. Holidays on the house at DraftKings Casino. With this season's offerings, you'll unwrap everything on your list. Exclusive games, huge jackpots and exciting rewards. DraftKings offering a warm welcome new players with $100 instantly in casino credits with just a $10 wager. Plus everyone can get in on the action with the holiday reward every week. So sign up with code take because the holiday cheer is here only on DraftKings casino gambling problem. Call 1-800-GAMBLER in Connecticut. Help is available for problem gambling. Call 888-789-7777 or visit ccpg.org Please play responsibly. 21 and over physically present in Connecticut, Michigan, New Jersey, Pennsylvania Boyd in Ontario. Eligibility restrictions apply. New customers only opt in required casino credits are non withdrawable and expire in 168 hours terms@casino.draftkings.com promos okay, let's go barn and my 10.
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PFT Commenter
Some spread.
Big Cat
Not gonna get em.
PFT Commenter
Let us be the last to wish you and your family a very merry Thanksgiving.
Big Cat
We start in Cincinnati, where the scoring started when it's Cam Taylor Brittany ran back an interception for a touchdown, starting what would be a shootout in the AFC North. Russell Wilson opened up a can of whoop ass, hitting Calvin Stone Cold Steve Austin for a touchdown as well as visiting the friarmouth Ferry for another score. As for the Bengals, a late plain white T. Higginson touchdown wasn't enough and they're singing hey there Lombardi, what's it like in playoff city? I'm a thousand miles away but girl, you look so pretty. Yes, you do as Cincinnati's playoff chances are officially dead dead. Steelers 44, Bengals 38 we go over.
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To Atlanta, where Plaid McConkey ran some complicated but interesting winter patterns and Kirk Cousins had some wicked interceptions that were defying gravity, as he should have spent more time in his bye week engineering scores and less time singing along to them. The Chargers defense had Jim Harbaugh saying tarheeb, still rocking the khakis with a cuff in the crease and I'm still on the sidelines rocking cleats. It's the Chargers 17, the Falcons 13.
Big Cat
Up to Minnesota. Wake up, wake up. It's the first of the month as Johnny was able to score the furious Vikings comeback Jonathan Gannon. Elizabeth said Nadia to putting the ball in the end zone instead choosing for five field goals from Chad. This land is your land, this land is Ryland. And the game came down to Sam Darnold Palmer, who is all man by the way, finding Karen Jones for the go ahead touchdown as Cardinals fans left with a disappointing YELP review. Hello 911. Yes, we lost the game that we should have won. We need a police officer here right now. Vikings 23, Cardinals 22 and we head to Foxborough where Henry Lockwood was on the scene, down to Foxboro where Anthony.
Hank
Shakari Richardson was smoking the Pats defense running the ball down the field all day long, but we'll get to that later. Jonathan the Tool Man Taylor caught a TD to give the Colts an early lead, but Draker Mayfield was feeling dangerous, gunning it to Hunter Henry Biden, but couldn't get him apart and into the end zone. He did connect with his dog Austin Booper in the third quarter though to give the pass a lead. This game came all the way down to the wire before Anthony Payton Prichardson at the buzzer. Bang punches in the two point conversion to give the Colts a 25 to 24 victory.
Big Cat
Thanks Hank. Way to work at Peyton Pritchard there.
PFT Commenter
I noticed that even when you lose.
Big Cat
You'Ll win Peyton Prichardson we now head to the happiest member of Pardon my Take it's memes in the in the swamp of the Meadowlands in New York.
Memes
Where Geno Smith finally showed up to play the charity case that is the New York Jets. Ric Flair Kanay Kwang Woo shredded like the nature boy for 99 yards for a Jets touchdown. Jason Mike Myers said, I'll take three, my Lord to bring the Seahawks within two and Leonard Williams finished old Aaron Yeller Rodgers off by shooting him in the head and sacking him dead. Seahawks 26, Jets 21 we go to.
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Jacksonville where Aziz Al Shaheer responsible knocked Trevor Lordrance of the rings into concussion protocol, bringing on the return of the Mac as Jones was forced into the game. The Jaguars mounted a furious comeback with Brian Thomas the Tank Engine who looked at his owner and said, I think I can, I think I can. But P.J. stroud tucked him Good night, sleep tight. Don't let the bed dugs bite as Peterson is still the coach of the Jaguars, I guess huh huh huh. Doug Persis doesn't get didn't get fired yet Somehow the Texans 23, the Jags.
Big Cat
Dragging off 20 in Carolina where Bryce Young, dumb and full of come doesn't know he's supposed to bust and is instead playing great ball. The second year quarterback was Steely Dan down the stretch as he found Adam Thielen in the ears as for a late touchdown to put the Panthers ahead. But it was too much time for Undertaker Mayfield as the Bucs playoff chances popped out of the coffin and reminded everyone you can't kill a dead man as Chase McLaughlin's sanity struck with two field goals late for the win. Bucks 26, Panthers 23 we head on now to Baltimore where Max is back. We head over to Baltimore where Justin.
Max
Sucker continues to have a sucky year of sucking as he missed two field.
Big Cat
Goals and an extra point.
Max
Hey Mr. DeGreen, Mr. DeGreen, I just want you to know that I think. I think that you're the best ever for laying the boom on Derrick Henry Christopher Nolan Smith Jr. Has gone nuclear. Has gone nuclear as he recorded another sack while officially becoming death. The destroyers of the destroyer of Worlds.
Big Cat
Eagles 24, Ravens 19 thanks max.
PFT Commenter
We finish in our nation's capital where the Hennessey Titans looked like they were a little drunk and bottled up. Brian's Swiss Family Robinson was very hard for the Titans D to read, but the film will be easier to understand. Meanwhile, Will Lettuce didn't wilt down, mostly because he was kept in a lot of airtight sacks. Jaden Manhattan Daniels made this a laugher for the ROM commanders disappearing behind his linemen like Skinny from the block, running up the score, leading some to accuse Dan Quinjamin Netanyahu of really overdoing it with a bunch of weapons provided to him by Washington. The Commanders 42, the Titans 19.
Big Cat
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PFT Commenter
It was crazy. We've had, we've had football since Thursday morning.
Big Cat
Yeah. Well, including max obvious action. Yeah, it was it Thanksgiving week goes exactly the same every year where somewhere around like Saturday afternoon my body starts to like be like, you can't just do this every single day where all you do is eat leftovers and watch football from the moment you wake up to the moment you go to sleep.
PFT Commenter
Well, what's awesome about about Saturdays you get second Saturday.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Because Friday is basically Saturday on Thanksgiving week.
Big Cat
Correct.
PFT Commenter
You wake up and you get to redo Saturday all over again.
Big Cat
Correct. So it feels like forever ago. But we are going to talk about the Thanksgiving Day games. This was actually the. I was very close to texting the boys on Thanksgiving being like, should we do an emergency pod? Because Lions 23, Bears 20. What a game that was. It was everything.
PFT Commenter
It Was something.
Big Cat
It was literally every Bears game in one where it was a nationally televised game with the Bears looking as bad as possible in the first half, just being a joke of a team in front of the entire country. Then Caleb Williams playing phenomenal football in the second half, having them come all the way back, and then losing in. They have invented new ways to lose. They have lost six in a row, I believe now. The Hail Mary, two games where they quit, a block field goal against your rival, an overtime loss, and then the timeout game. Yeah, it's insane. It's.
PFT Commenter
It's. Actually, I was thinking about this because it's a sick thing that the Bears do to you. I'm not talking about figuring out new ways to lose games. That's actually very mentally stimulating. It's creative, and I applaud them for that. But what they do is they play so shitty and get their teeth kicked in the first half of games. And then people tune out, right? And then they don't see the Bears come back. And then they look up when somebody tells them, hey, the Bears actually just made this a football game. You should probably watch the end of it. And then you get to see the Bears lose at the very end. So they get all the dog shit from the Bears, and a lot of people miss out on any of the good stuff that ever happens.
Big Cat
But this Thanksgiving, everyone stays watching and they watch the whole thing. And it was just an epic, like, failure of an ending.
PFT Commenter
But God bless the broken road that led us to Matt Eber Fluss being fired for the first time in a hundred years for the Chicago Bears. You've had the. You've had the necklace removed from your neck.
Big Cat
Yeah, it was. It was obvious that it had to happen because there's never been a worse coach in close games than Matt Eber Fluss. Like, I think that statistically actually is proven true. The timeout is. So obviously, Caleb deserves some blame for it. But in hearing everything, it basically. And I talked to some guys, like, I talked to our good friend Kyle Long, and I was like, tell me straight, like, what. What happens here? He's like, look, it's probably 50, 50 Caleb Matt Eberflusse. But the second there's any hesitation, it's like, 80, 20 Matt Eberflu's killed where it's. The second. There's hesitation. The coach, his job is to hit a time out there and be like, whoa, shit's getting out of control. We got to hit a timeout and reset. And Matty Flu is talking after the Game basically didn't take any ownership and said, well, this is how we wanted to set it up. And went in explaining how he wanted to set it up. He literally explained that if you had called a timeout with 30 seconds left, you would have set up exactly what you wanted to do, which is get another five, 10 yards, clock the ball. If you don't get a first down, you can, with 30 seconds, you can rush everyone out. If you do, you clock the ball, you kick a field goal, try to go to overtime.
PFT Commenter
He also acted like it would be impossible to throw the ball to somebody and then get out of bounds.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
He was like, well, we wanted to keep that time out because we wanted to have a timeout for a field goal unit the operation to get on the field acting like it would be impossible to get out of bounds or throw an incomplete pass.
Big Cat
The whole thing was just a perfect encapsulation of Matty Berfluss being one of the worst, like crunch time coaches possible. So I knew, I said it on Wednesday's show. I was like, this is. And I was actually like, I do my hit with Waddle and Sylvia every Wednesday. And I said to him, I was like, you know, this is the last day that we're going to have to watch a Matt Eberflu's coach team. And they're like, no way, no way. I was like, no, I seriously, I didn't think it was going to go down this way, but I thought he was going to get fired on Friday morning. And then to add just the perfect cherry on top, the Bears even fucked up his firing. Where I know how the Bears operate. What happened? Is this on Wednesday or Thursday? It's a Thanksgiving, it's a holiday. The Bears have that terrible, terrible loss. You could read the tea leaves in the locker room. Like Kevin Warren and Ryan polls were sticking around in the locker room extra long, talking to players. All this stuff. Ryan polls and Kevin Warren can't make a decision without George McCaskey. George McCaskey probably was like, it's Thanksgiving, don't call me. So they weren't able to talk to George McCaskey about firing Matty Berfluse until Friday morning. Matt Eberfluss had his scheduled 9am press conference. They were doing the meeting, talking about firing him while he was doing the press conference. He gets out of the press conference like, oh yeah, by the way, you're fired. That's just how dysfunctional this team and this organization is that they couldn't reach probably the owner on Thanksgiving. To be like, hey, just so you know, we got to fire this guy. He's a fucking moron.
PFT Commenter
And in the press conference, IBR was asked, I think three or four times, like, hey, are you fired yet?
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Do you think you're going to be fired? That's all. They kept asking him over and over. He's like, well, we do our normal operation. He calls everything an operation, by the way. We do everything, you know, according to the standard procedure, which is we talk right after the game and then we're going to talk the next day. And yeah, as he's having that press conference, he's being fired.
Big Cat
Yep.
PFT Commenter
He doesn't know about it. Then he goes, he gets fired. Do you think in a weird way that this was like a job interview? Like the Bears were interviewing for Ben Johnson during the game?
Big Cat
During the game.
PFT Commenter
It's like, do we look enticing enough for you, Ben, to want to come coach us next season?
Big Cat
Here's the thing. I want Ben Johnson. I also. I want to say this because I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm going to get optimistic about whoever the Bears hire, even though they'll probably end up with, like, the fourth option. I want Ben Johnson or Mike Vrabel. The one thing with Ben Johnson, and I think he's a very good play caller. Do you get his offensive line, too? Because a lot of his play calls are good because he has an offensive line that is elite and they take a little bit longer to develop. And I think Ben Johnson would be good no matter what. But then again, the Bears organization will probably ruin anyone, because at the end of the day, it's the McCaskeys and it's Virginia McCaskey who is very, very old, but she put her dumb son in charge, who says that he's not a football guy. Who in the. I think he took over in, like, 2011. They have been to the playoffs twice in those. In the 14 years, they've won zero playoff games. They fired five head coaches. They fired three GMs, they fired three offensive coordinators. They have been 93 and 130. No matter what they do, George McCaskey and the McCaskey family still runs his team. And they are a joke and they are terrible owners. And I don't know. He does the worst thing where he doesn't want it. He says he doesn't want to medal, but then he also needs to probably be consulted to fire a head coach. It's like, dude, that's meddling. And he also Puts Kevin Warren, who was supposed to build a stadium in charge of. Now the head coach because Ryan Polls is safe. But Kevin Warren is. I don't know if you saw that rapper. It was like Ryan Polls will be helping Kevin Warren in search of the new head coach. Kevin Warren hates football. Yeah.
PFT Commenter
If I do this. Listen, if you're not a football guy and you're in charge of a football team, you should probably try to find a different job. I'm sure he can find a different. I'm sure that there's a number of foundations around Chicago that would like a McCaskey to be in charge of them.
Big Cat
It's a joke, man.
PFT Commenter
You should become a football guy. Once you become the head of a football.
Big Cat
You would think the family business, your family business, your grandfather started basically started the NFL, the family business. And you're like, yeah, I'm actually not a big football fan.
PFT Commenter
That's.
Big Cat
Well, no, he does say he's a big football fan. He just says he doesn't know football.
PFT Commenter
So you should learn football, though.
Big Cat
Yes. You had a lot of time.
PFT Commenter
You should learn to love football. If you're growing up and you're watching the 85 Bears, you should become obsessed with football.
Big Cat
You would.
PFT Commenter
Normal children would become a. They. I question their parenting now.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
For not getting their children and their grandchildren into football to the point where they become football guys.
Big Cat
But he's been. But he's been running the show for 14 years and it's been an absolute failure. And so I don't think anything is going to. I'm going to be again, I will be optimistic because I'm optimistic by nature. Whenever they announce the new head coach and I will say just because I have to be fair. Good job firing the head coach when it was clear he needed to be fired because you were going to like brisker. I don't know if you guys saw but he hated Matty Brafluce. He's just been sub tweeting him. Caleb Williams is good and I know that people will. There's a lot of people who box score watch or they've only seen him in prime time games. Caleb Williams is very, very good. He's on pace for 3,700 yards, 20 plus touchdowns and less than 10 interceptions. The only other rookies to do it, I would assume Jaden Daniel is going to do it. Maybe Bo Nicks. But the only other two rookies to do those numbers are Justin Herbert and C.J. stroud. And he's been going in his heads. He's had. He's going to be on his third offensive coordinator in one season, in his second head coach, because Thomas Brown is now interim, so I would assume he's not going to be calling all the plays. It's insane how good Caleb Williams has been given how bad the coaching has been and what they've done in terms of coaching to stunt his growth.
PFT Commenter
Yeah. So looking at Thomas Brown, the interim head coach, I don't know much about the guy, but just off the measure.
Big Cat
Running back coach for the Badgers when they ran all over Will Compton. Sorry. Will Compton.
PFT Commenter
Right. So. So here's what I like about his measurables. He is 58 and 203 pounds. Stout, stout man. He was at one point the strength and conditioning coach for the University of Georgia. I like these credentials as an interim head coach.
Big Cat
McVay Tree.
PFT Commenter
McVay Tree. And by the way, I want to stick up for you real quick. Big cat. A lot of people out there because I get tagged in, a lot of them are doing some very mean Photoshops and I would like to put a list of names and a. Please do not Photoshop this coach as head coach of the Bears list.
Big Cat
Okay.
PFT Commenter
Ryan Day. Yeah, please stop with Ryan Day. Photoshops.
Big Cat
Cliff Kingsbury.
PFT Commenter
Cliff Kingsbury. Good offensive coordinator.
Big Cat
Please do not put him on Photoshop.
PFT Commenter
Good offensive coordinator, Ron Rivera.
Big Cat
Please do not put. Please stop him. Nice guy.
PFT Commenter
Don't put him on Mike McCarthy.
Big Cat
Don't put him on Mike McCarthy saved his job.
PFT Commenter
Mike Malarkey. He's already been offered Mike Malarkey. He's been offered the job according to Ian Rap.
Big Cat
Yeah, that's true.
PFT Commenter
Hugh Jackson.
Big Cat
Do not put.
PFT Commenter
Please stop.
Big Cat
Do not. Do not Photoshop these.
PFT Commenter
How do we feel about Rex, Ryan?
Big Cat
Do not Photoshop those.
PFT Commenter
That's on the do not Photoshop list. Okay. That's all I had on my list. But it's most importantly, no Ryan Day.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Stop doing that.
Big Cat
Either way. I mean, all in all, it was just a chaotic 24 hours on Thanksgiving. It was. It. It put me in a tailspin for the second half of Thanksgiving Day. Yeah.
PFT Commenter
What was.
Hank
What were you. Where were you watching? And how did that. My house of Thanksgiving dinner and the kids.
Big Cat
The kids were kind of all over during the game, so I had to remove myself and watch in my bedroom and then scream at the tv. And then. Yeah, I was. I was not. I wasn't a joy to be around. I would say I wasn't a joy to be around, but in a way.
PFT Commenter
It'S like, this is so bad that they have to do something.
Big Cat
Yeah, no, I was a joy to be around on Friday. Friday was until the Badgers lost, by the way. Fun fact. People are like, hey, you're so negative. Hey, why are you in such a bad mood now that the month of November is gone? I did not win a football game in the month of November between the Wisconsin Badgers and the Chicago Bears. I think I went 0 and 9. That's really hard to do.
PFT Commenter
It's a bad month.
Big Cat
That's really, really hard to do. And I lost in really bad ways, like left and right. Everything, Everything. Every way I lost. I basically picked. If you had to write, how can you lose a game? I checked every single box.
PFT Commenter
It's pretty incredible run. You went generation.
Big Cat
It's really, really bad. So, yeah, it was. It was a tough. It was tough, Hank. Thankfully, I had the Cowboys, so that. That. That bounced me back a little. But, yeah, Thanksgiving. Listen, Thanksgiving, people like, oh, it's so. It's fun. It's about family stuff. No, it's about trying to win bets and not have your team lose. And I just wish we wouldn't play on Thanksgiving because I knew. I knew it was gonna be bad. I didn't think it was gonna be that bad. I mean, you guys. You guys were watching.
PFT Commenter
It's a bad game.
Big Cat
When the timeout happened, were you just. I was just sitting there like, how is this happening? Yeah, we're just watching. It was watching a car crash, but it wasn't even watching a car crash because he was watching a car crash. But you could, like, stop time and be like, hey, dude, don't crash that car. Like, you have a timeout, they're not going to throw.
Hank
But then. But then after not calling the time out, I was yelling at the tv, being like, what are they doing? What are they doing? And then it was like, surely they're not going to drop back and throw a D pass.
Big Cat
Well, then, yeah, then Caleb had to panic and, like, it was. Guys were coming back slow. Then Caleb screwed up, Then Maddie again. Maddie Berfluss. I do think Caleb fucked up, and that's a learning experience. He's a rookie. The head coach's job is to call a timeout and be like, hey, guys, let's stop. Let's fucking figure this out.
PFT Commenter
The look on Matt, literally his job, too. Like, right after that play was over, and he knew that he fucked up, and he just did. No. No muscle on his face moved. He just stared off into the distance like, well, that's probably it for me. Yeah, he might as well have a blindfold and a cigarette in his mouth on that one. Yeah, it was.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
I think everybody, including Lions fans, were probably yelling at the tv. What are you doing, Matt? Eberflies.
Big Cat
Yeah. It was crazy. It was nuts. What? Max, are you going to say something?
Max
I just laughed.
Big Cat
Yeah. I mean, it was funny for everyone else.
Max
Classic of a classic Bears move.
Big Cat
In the history of Bears, they've found every single way. They found every single way.
Max
Eber flutes his dumb face on the sideline as.
PFT Commenter
It was the dumbest face. That was the dumbest coach face that I've ever seen.
Big Cat
That's where. That's where I was in my bedroom screaming at the tv. I made a video just screaming at him. Look at this face, this idiot.
PFT Commenter
There are some coaches, though, that have, like, very satisfying dumb coach faces when they absolutely fuck things up. But I think that Matt Eberfluss, that what we saw on Thanksgiving, so stupid. That was the stupidest face he's ever made.
Big Cat
And Caleb played well again in the second half. Like, he brought that. He looked really bad in the first half. The offense looked completely, like, lifeless. And then again, he drives them. I know there's. There's plays he met like the DJ Moore. If he hits DJ Moore coming across with like, I don't know, 45 seconds left, he probably runs in for a touchdown. But again, I. I think Cale Williams, given what he. He has been stacked against in terms of the coaching, has been great, especially the last few games. So I'm very bullish about that. And you had to get rid of Matt Eberflusse because you had to be like, we can't keep doing this.
PFT Commenter
Are you. So you do want Ben Johnson now that you have your concerns about the offensive line?
Big Cat
Ben Johnson or Mike Vrabel would be my 1 1A, 1B. The. Basically both 1A. Well, either one, I'd be very happy.
PFT Commenter
I feel like Mike Vrabel is the direction you guys are going to go.
Hank
Because he's not going to go to osu.
Big Cat
No. Remember, he hasn't watched. Well, you don't listen to the show.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, he said that to us.
Big Cat
He did.
PFT Commenter
That was. We were on a golf condom.
Big Cat
Memes. Good job. By means. He put out the clip right away on Saturday. We were on a golf trip. No, he doesn't want to recruit the Bears.
PFT Commenter
The Bears want. They've been like, openly saying, we want a leader of men, which tells me that they're looking at like a Mike Frable and less inclined for Ben Johnson. And then Ben Johnson linked he leaked to Shifty over the weekend that he would be interested in the Bears.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
If they come correct.
Big Cat
Well, I think. I think we've weirdly become as bad as the organization is and the. And the owners are. Caleb definitely makes it enticing because that's what anyone, Any. Any prospective coach says. Is there a quarterback there?
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big Cat
And he's a court. He's. He's a good quarterback who looks promising and looks like he could be a real guy. So you would want, like, I think we are weirdly appealing, which as long as they don't figure out, like, as long as they don't meet George McCaskey, I think it's an appealing job. And Mike Vrabel, I haven't decided if I'm going to do this yet, but if he took the Bears head coaching job, I think I would. I've only done this for one other person. I think it was Jim Harbaugh when I was trying to get him to be the Bears head coach last year. I think I would make a. I will never criticize Mike Vrabel pact.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big Cat
I will never say a bad thing about Mike Frable if he takes a job. What about.
PFT Commenter
What about.
Big Cat
I haven't decided yet. I'm going to. I'm going to. I might actually try to sell that to him.
PFT Commenter
You know, be the big time Bears move. If they went out, they got Pat Fitzgerald. No, that'd be a big time Bears.
Big Cat
No. You know who's. Who's getting leaked is Marcus Freeman.
PFT Commenter
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Big Cat
Marcus Freeman was. Schrager text me that this morning. Then he was like, I'm going to go just say it on NFL Network. I'm like, thanks, dude.
PFT Commenter
What about. What about. What about a coach trade? I feel like the jets. If anybody does a coach trade, it'd probably be the Jets.
Big Cat
No, I'll tell you the. No. The jets have their own. I mean, they don't have a coach.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Big Cat
Neither do we.
PFT Commenter
You can trade for a coach is what I'm saying.
Big Cat
But they don't have.
Memes
We train for.
Big Cat
Yeah, we don't have one. You don't have one. We don't. We both don't have coaches.
PFT Commenter
No, I'm saying you can get. You can acquire a coach via trade.
Big Cat
Like, like another guy, another coach. Got it, got it, got it.
PFT Commenter
Not trading your coach.
Big Cat
No, I do not want to. I do not want to do that.
PFT Commenter
Using free agency to acquire. Not the trade deadline to acquire a currently employed coach.
Big Cat
Yes, the jets would trade a first round pick for someone.
PFT Commenter
Oh, for McVeigh.
Big Cat
Yeah, they would. Memes. You're thinking about it right now and now you're thinking this might be a good idea?
Memes
No. Well, we don't have a gm, so I guess somebody could just send a.
PFT Commenter
First round pick, like maybe the owner. Is that something that you think Woody Johnson might be interested in if he.
Memes
Just sent 10 first round picks for.
Big Cat
Yeah, 10 first round picks. By the way, we should talk about the Lions real quick. They are very banged up on defense.
PFT Commenter
And they acquired Jamal Adam.
Big Cat
They did blitz boys back.
PFT Commenter
Man in the box. Allison Chains.
Big Cat
It does feel like the Lions, I mean, this game on Thursday night against the packers is going to be massive. Massive. Because I'm. I'm of the belief at this point that if the Eagles get home field advantage, they're going to go to the Super Bowl. So if the Lions get home field advantage, they're going to go to the Super Bowl.
PFT Commenter
I mean, I think the Eagles are right there with the Lions. Right there with them. Right there, neck and neck.
Max
We'll get to it.
Big Cat
Yeah, we'll get to it.
PFT Commenter
So their defense is. They were missing a lot of guys, especially in the second half. They're very injured. Everyone's injured, though. I still believe in the Lions this time of year.
Big Cat
Everyone's banged up.
PFT Commenter
Everyone's banged up. No excuses. I did love the one play that the Lions ran in the first half. The little trick play. Yeah, that they put the ball in Penae Sula's hands and he just started beasting people. I don't even know if there was a, like a pass or a designed run. I think they just wanted to put the ball in his hands and let him just shove people around.
Big Cat
That was at the point of the game where it was as embarrassing as possible. And Ben Johnson was like, it. These guys suck. Yeah, I'm just gonna do some cool.
PFT Commenter
I want to watch pencil shove people over.
Big Cat
Yeah, he was. He is scary. I going to tackle him is very, very scary. But yeah, it was a crazy, crazy Thanksgiving. I just chaotic. I basically spent like the next hour mumbling to myself like, why didn't you call time out? Why didn't you call a timeout? And I was not over it for a long time. And again, the worst part about this game is that I. After the packers game, I made a pledge to myself to not let this team hurt me for the rest of the year. Because apathy had started to, you know, like, take over. And it was like, look, we're not going to the playoffs. I just going to watch Caleb Williams on Sunday and be happy with that. I was actually mad about this game and I was mad and then I got mad at myself for getting mad at the game.
PFT Commenter
I mean, if you beat a really, really good team, a really, really good team, then that, that does huge, huge numbers for your ego.
Big Cat
Right.
PFT Commenter
And it's just you have a shitty team. You can be like, we could just. If we play like that every week, then we would be that really good team.
Big Cat
Yeah. And it's, I mean they. Caleb Williams is now just basically every game he goes on game winning drives that just aren't game winning drives because something terrible happens.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big Cat
And it just happens over and over.
PFT Commenter
So you just, you want to cut those off at some point. You don't want them to start accumulating those losses.
Big Cat
I'm. I'm in.
PFT Commenter
And to start like, you know, we've seen quarterbacks and we've seen head coaches that just accumulate sad losses and they just weigh on them. Just stay with them.
Big Cat
I'm in full groundhogs mode with, with like the team two years ago and last year where it's like, oh, I feel good. Like they're making progress. But winning games would be nice every now and then.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big Cat
Morale. You're in that Hank now kind of. Yeah. Where it's like you don't want to now.
PFT Commenter
Hank doesn't even fuck.
Big Cat
No, he cared. He cared when the Patriots lost because it's. You're. You want your quarterback to play well one and then you're like, eventually we got to win a game just so like everyone feels good.
Hank
More so for you because you've lost for so long. Like us. Us.
Big Cat
Okay. I shouldn't have said a loss is.
Hank
A good draft pick.
Big Cat
I should have set myself up for that.
Hank
What'd you think about the Jameer Gibbs leaking the protections?
Big Cat
Yeah, that was crazy. Dan Campbell was very upset. If you saw the. So Jameer Gibbs did a tick tock in front of all of the verbiage that the offense uses for the Lions. And then after the game, a reporter told Dan Campbell and he was just like, what. What happened? He's like, I didn't see that. And then he just walked right off. It's like that actually sucks for the. Like they do. I was, I was reading. I can't remember who. Who tweeted about it, but someone's like this, obviously this is. Doesn't mean that everyone has their plays, but it means they have to learn new language this late in the Season. That sucks.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, it's annoying.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
All of his teammates are probably really pissed off at him for that.
Big Cat
You know what I would do is I would just not change anything and be like, there's. Everyone thinks we're going to change.
PFT Commenter
We've changed everything.
Big Cat
Yeah, yeah. Everyone. Everyone assumes we're going to change. Yeah. Play it real quick. He was. You could just see in his face, he was just like, oh, God damn it.
PFT Commenter
Something where you need to just remind.
Memes
A player to, you know, be smart.
Big Cat
About what they're posting on social media.
Max
Is there anything, you know?
Big Cat
Who's that?
Memes
I believe Gibbs posted a photo of.
Big Cat
Jefferson with a bunch of, you know.
PFT Commenter
Lingo on the whiteboard in the running back room behind him.
Big Cat
Oh, I didn't know that. Did not know that. Okay. Yeah, I need to check on that then. I did not know that. Yeah, I'd rather our stuff not be out there. Thanks. He walked off mad of the. There was probably. That was probably the beginning of the press conference. Like, I gotta go right now. All right, enough about the Bears. Let's talk about the next game on third on Thanksgiving. Cowboys 27, Giants 20. You said you wanted. Let's. Let's recap what we ate instead of talking about this game, which I'm fine with. I do have a couple Giants things I wanted to talk about.
PFT Commenter
Yeah. Yeah. I just figured a apt recap for this game would be to just talk instead about what we ate on Thanksgiving.
Big Cat
Yeah. Overshown's pick was awesome.
PFT Commenter
Overshown. Overshown is a really, really good pack.
Big Cat
And Rico Dowdle's awesome Overshown.
PFT Commenter
Every time I watch the Cowboys, no matter how bad things are going, he's always, you know, he's the definite. He flies around out there.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
That's what he does.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
And yeah, Mike McCarthy. Congratulations to him.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
I think he might even get, like, an extension.
Big Cat
I do, too.
PFT Commenter
I think he might just stick around for a while.
Big Cat
As a coach, their defense looked great. I mean, it was Drew Lock, but they look great.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, but.
Big Cat
But, yeah. What did you guys eat? What was your favorite thing you ate?
PFT Commenter
Deep fried turkey.
Big Cat
I did steak this year.
PFT Commenter
Steak is. I like that. I like steak and turkey. Because Turkey. Oh, you did both well.
Big Cat
Yeah. So we. I think you can't just go, I saw our guy Chuck calls it steaks. Steak giving. And I'm. I think steak is fine. You have to do a turkey just out of, like, you just have to do a turkey. But I did. I ate probably 80. Steak 20.
PFT Commenter
If I switch to Steak. I'm just gonna do steak, right? Because turkey is. It's the whole preparation for it. You have to brine it, you have to cook it. You roast it for a few hours, you deep fry it. It's a big thing with the setup. If you're going to switch to steak, I feel like you just make that call and you're like, we're doing steak this year instead of turkey.
Big Cat
Yeah, we did both and it was awesome.
PFT Commenter
I might have changed the game for Thanksgiving this year. Oh, yeah, I invented something. Oh, Thanksgiving soup. Oh, Thanksgiving soup. It was so, so good. I took the leftover turkey, I made it, made a turkey stock. I boiled the fried turkey carcass, made a stock out of it. Then I added mashed potatoes. I added stuffing, Mac and cheese. I roasted the stuffing in the oven to use as the croutons. I cut up carrots. I put some green bean casserole in there because it's got cream mushroom soup as the base. God damn. I got so many leftovers. I got some leftovers.
Big Cat
I can bring it tomorrow.
PFT Commenter
I actually. I was thinking about just bringing in the whole operation and deep frying a turkey for the barstool office.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Deep fried is the way to go.
Big Cat
That sounded delicious. What you guys eat a lot of.
Hank
Turkey, A lot of stuffing?
Big Cat
Yeah. A lot of crab cakes, plates.
Hank
Your crab cakes like crab cake? Like little appetizer.
Big Cat
Oh, I did. I fucking hammered. I had like 20 of hammered cheese and crackers.
Max
I just went turkey sandwich right out of the gate.
Big Cat
What?
Max
Yep, right out of the gate.
Big Cat
Sandwich or you had. For your dinner meal.
PFT Commenter
You had leftovers before.
Big Cat
You're crazy for that.
PFT Commenter
You had pre leftovers.
Big Cat
You're crazy for that meal.
PFT Commenter
That is a change of the game.
Big Cat
Wow. I also. And this was directly related to the bears and the time out. I think I conservatively had about 15 cookies after like 4pm Yeah, I just went to. I went to cookie town.
PFT Commenter
For me, cookies are breakfast on Thanksgiving.
Big Cat
Yeah. I was. I was literally just walking. I would just walk past the kitchen and just eat two cookies. And I did that for seven hours straight.
PFT Commenter
You guys, pumpkin pie people.
Big Cat
I'm not.
Hank
No.
PFT Commenter
I myself up with some pumpkin pie.
Big Cat
I don't like pumpkin pie. I'm not a big pumpkin guy. Pumpkin Fred Smooth taught me that. Pumpkin, we. Pumpkin. Pumpkin's not food. It's hippopotamuses. He said like him.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, my. I had this girl that came up to me one time. You know what she asked me?
Big Cat
You ever had pumpkin pie?
PFT Commenter
No. She asked me actually. A different question than that. Oh, what'd she ask my. Tastes like pumpkin pie.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Out here. I didn't ever have no punk or pie.
Big Cat
Yeah. Bernie Mac.
PFT Commenter
Bernie Mac.
Big Cat
Yeah. It's the best memes. What'd you have?
Memes
Had some turkey, had some stuffing. I didn't stop eating for, like, 48 hours.
Big Cat
Have you heard Brandon do it? Yeah, okay. Yeah, I was gonna say.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big Cat
He's done it so many times.
Max
Diet's back tomorrow.
Big Cat
Oh, no, no, no, no. Monday. No.
Max
Why?
Big Cat
You can't diet between Thanksgiving and Christmas, my friend.
Max
Yes, you can.
Big Cat
No, you can't. That's crazy.
Hank
It's a big month.
Big Cat
I think.
PFT Commenter
I think this Monday is a diet. It's diet.
Big Cat
You can't. This is a give up. This is a just drink, eat whatever you want.
Max
Yep.
Big Cat
Poop yourself every now and then.
Max
I'm making a chicken chili tomorrow.
Big Cat
Oh, okay.
Hank
For diet?
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Chicken chili's healthy.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
You get a white chili.
Max
Yeah.
Big Cat
What are you putting in it?
Max
No butter.
Big Cat
Oh, okay.
PFT Commenter
No, this Monday is the diet day, and then you go back to it on Tuesday.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
You get a one day diet.
Big Cat
Yeah. All right, I want to talk about the giant weight memes. What? You have any good turkey stuffing? That's it.
Memes
That's it.
Big Cat
Did you guys. Do you guys do sausage in your stuffing? Because I do.
PFT Commenter
It's.
Big Cat
Yes.
Memes
My mom makes the best stuffing.
Big Cat
Really? How many people in America do you think say that?
Hank
How many people are in America?
PFT Commenter
Hundreds of millions.
Big Cat
Did you guys see the viral tweet that was so funny. It's like my. My grandma's in Shaq Celtics era of cooking. It was like, had like 50, 000 retweets. It was sad when. When it goes, it goes. All right. Yeah. No, I want to talk about the Giants real quick because we always memes that I say, oh, the Bears and the. The jets are similar. The Bears and the Giants are the. Are the similarity because outside of the obviously two Super Bowls, which changes everything, the Giants are in the same situation where they have an idiot fail son running an organization into the ground. Last 10 years, they've been to the playoffs twice. They've won one playoff game. They've had, I think, three. Three winning seasons out of the last 14, they've won. They're 78 and 128. And I think reading the, like, seeing what Giants fans are saying, it's like the same frustration where it's. You switch out coaches, you switch out. John Mayer is the one who's calling the shots, and he's going to keep things up.
PFT Commenter
And every quarterback that they've had recently seems to play exactly the same too. Yeah, they look identical when they're out there on the field.
Big Cat
Yeah. So I feel like I have one guy to fix the Giants. It's Bill Belichick.
PFT Commenter
I like that.
Big Cat
I mean, he's got. He loves history. He loves NFL history. Where, you know, he started everything and not where he actually started. I think he started with the Lions, but where, you know, defensive coordinator for Lawrence Taylor and everything of founding organization. He goes in and he just runs the whole show. I feel like. I feel like that could happen.
PFT Commenter
I think their legacy, this most recent Merrill legacy might be.
Hank
And he would probably like to get the. The record with a Giant.
Big Cat
Yeah. Yeah.
PFT Commenter
I was just gonna say I think that his legacy might be ending any semblance of anything interesting ever happening on Hard Knocks again. Yeah, that might be it. Because the Saquon thing.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
No team is going to want to put out film of their GM something up so, so terribly that it'll just be a stain on the franchise forever. It's not going to get anything good from Hard Knocks.
Big Cat
No. And it's really a shocking clip. I rewatch it every now and then.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big Cat
I'm just like, holy shit.
PFT Commenter
But it really said it. They have had the Most hilarious like 18 year run as a franchise.
Big Cat
Yeah. Because, I mean, yeah, obviously you trade it all for the two Super Bowls especially.
PFT Commenter
That's why Patriots and Tom Brady.
Big Cat
That's why. Where they deviate from the jets and the Bears. But in terms of the last decade, they have been horrendously, horrendously bad. And they just, they don't put together winning seasons. They have no continuity. They fire coaches, they fire GMs. And it's because they've got an idiot son running the whole organization. That's what happens. Find someone else. This is where. This is where the jets, like, as bad as Woody Johnson is, he actually goes for it. He's an idiot of a different kind. He. But he didn't inherit the team.
PFT Commenter
I think he's got some idiot family members too.
Big Cat
Yeah, he does. But he didn't inherit the team and be like, I'm just going to be an idiot.
Memes
He's the idiot.
Big Cat
He is the idiot.
Memes
Woody Johnson's idiot.
Big Cat
He is the idiot. But he, he tries really hard. Whereas like the mirrors and the McCaskeys in the last decade, again, I have to qualify because they obviously Giants won. They just are like, we own a NFL team. This is sick. We're just going to print money and, and do things the right way and hope it works.
PFT Commenter
I think the Giants and the Bears are similar in that they care. They both care very, very deeply about running a classy organization. And they. That's what, that's what winning is to them. We run a classy organization.
Big Cat
Virgin McCaskey didn't let swear words. We have on the hard knocks.
PFT Commenter
We have a lot of dark stained wood.
Big Cat
Right. Yeah. Every. Everything in our house smells like a football. Yeah. That's what they want.
PFT Commenter
Ties. We're all wearing ties all the time.
Big Cat
Yeah. Books of football lore in our, you know, 10,000 square foot studies. And we can't run a team, but we love football.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big Cat
In the history of the game and the meetings and all that stuff. They love that. Not the actual game. Okay. Yeah. The Cowboys. I do think Mike McCarthy has saved the show. I don't think the Giants are gonna win another game, by the way.
PFT Commenter
They might not.
Big Cat
Especially Dexter Lawrence, I think. Out for the season.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, I believe so. They might not. And I don't know if they're going to go back to Tommy DeVito. It doesn't really matter.
Big Cat
No.
PFT Commenter
I like Tracy the running back. He's. He's not bad.
Big Cat
Yeah. And they, they are now 11 games without an interception. So that's quite something. Yep. All right. Packers 30, dolphins 17. I mean, this was the most obvious game ever. Mike McDaniel was shivering on the sidelines.
PFT Commenter
He was all bundled up too.
Big Cat
He was shivering on the sidelines.
PFT Commenter
It was, it was a bad scene. And then Tua did not rewrite the narratives. That's off. He still hasn't won a game under 40 degrees, I believe.
Big Cat
Yeah. And I mean, they made a valiant comeback late. That was like, hey, maybe if they score, they got stopped at the goal line. But the stat that there's two stats that are like. When everyone's like, hey, you can't just say candy ass uniforms. Dolphins can't win in the cold. I have two stats for you that show you. You absolutely can. The first one is The Dolphins had 20 missed tackles to give up 132 extra yards. That's a, that's a cold weather station. That's a. I don't want to get my nose in. Into the pile. I don't want to tackle anyone. And the second stat is Mike McDaniel was literally shivering on the side.
PFT Commenter
He was so cold.
Big Cat
He was so cold.
PFT Commenter
He looked like the kid from the Christmas Story. All bundled up. He couldn't like move his extremity. If he had to challenge a call. I don't think he'd be able to find the flag. Yeah, they. They didn't even wear their most candy ass uniforms either.
Big Cat
No.
PFT Commenter
Wore the old school dolphin with a helmet which is. That's. That's breaking all the glass in case of emergency for the golf. The Dolphins to look as tough as possible. They should make one of those where the Dolphins wearing a helmet with the guardian cap on. Yeah, that would rock too.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
But yeah, it doesn't look like. I mean they had to win this one if they wanted some hope. They did not.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Now they can play spoiler.
Big Cat
They can play spoiler. I think they still technically they need. They need the Broncos to start losing. The Colts and the Dolphins need the Broncos to start losing to have a chance. But yeah, that. That was it. To get back to 500 and the Packers. I'm officially very, very nervous that this Thursday night football game against the Lions. The packers win this game. I'm already on. The packers look incredible because Jordan loved. Hasn't thrown an interception last two weeks.
PFT Commenter
Josh Jacobs, they're running game.
Big Cat
I tried to tell myself that that was a waste of money and it is not because he is really fucking good.
PFT Commenter
They have become what the 49ers were in the past.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Watching them run the football is. It's interesting. It's entertaining. I like doing it.
Big Cat
I'm worried. I'm officially worried about the Packers. By the way, here's a fun stat. The Lions, the Packers and The Vikings are 27 and three against all teams not themselves. So they all have lost a single game against a non NFC north team. It's pretty crazy. 27 and 3. They're all really, really fucking good. Yeah.
PFT Commenter
I'm looking at the AFC picture right now.
Hank
It's going to be all three.
PFT Commenter
It's going to be tough.
Hank
Yeah, it's going to be all three.
Big Cat
Yeah. We could have. We actually very much could have. We're right there. Oh, we're right there. That's what they're fucking telling them.
PFT Commenter
It's going to be tough. They need the. They need the Colts and the Broncos to start losing.
Big Cat
Yeah, that's exactly what it is. And they need them to lose fast. But yeah, the packers are really good. That Thursday night football game, this Packers Lions game is going to be. That's, that is, that's because if the packers win this game, the. They could win the North.
PFT Commenter
Yeah. Oh. Easily.
Big Cat
Like that's, that's. It's not ruling it out and because I think they still Have a game against the Vikings left that. If they. If they beat the Vikings, that would obviously put the Vikings with another loss. I mean, it's going to be crazy watching this. Like, if the packers win this game, they're looking at, hey, we could win the North. And if they lose this game, they're. They're basically like, all right, we're. We're a road team on. On wild card weekend. Yeah, they're. The packers are 9 and 3 and the Vikings are right there. 10 and 2 and 11. 1. This is. This is going to tell everything. This is going to tell everything. Max, you're the biggest packers fan on earth on Thursday night.
Max
Yeah, I was a huge Bears fan this week last weekend, too.
Big Cat
I know. Sorry we let you down.
Max
Yeah.
Big Cat
Who do the Lions have left? Do they have any hard games left besides obviously playing the Vikings and the. I guess. I mean, playing. Playing the Bears outside, Who knows? Thomas Brown might. Might get the boys going.
PFT Commenter
So if the. If that were to happen, if the Lions were to play the Bills and the Niners and fall to the first wild card, what would that mean for the first round matchup? They would probably. They might go to Atlanta.
Big Cat
The Packers?
PFT Commenter
No, the Lions. If they. If the Lions fell. Fell back.
Big Cat
Oh, yeah. Yeah. If they. If the packers ended up winning the north or the Vikings won the North.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, they could travel to Atlanta and just beat the fuck out of the Falcons.
Big Cat
It's just crazy because the Lions are. Have been so good and they are so good, but because the Vikings and the packers are also so good, a division that they could have ran away with is still very much up for grabs, really. Depending on Thursday Night Football. If the Lions win the game on Thursday Night Football, it's almost a wrap, because they do. They have already beaten the Vikings and they play the Vikings at home, so that. That kind of seals it. But if they lose that game, it's way up for grabs.
PFT Commenter
Yep.
Big Cat
It's crazy. All right. Yeah, the packers are really good. I'm scared. I'm very, very scared. All right, last game that we're going to talk about from Thursday and Friday, Chiefs and Raiders. Chiefs 19, Raiders 17. PFD. You should have put it as your pick.
PFT Commenter
I should have put it as my pick, but I didn't. I didn't give it out as my pick. I gave Moneyline. So it's true. It's a missed bet. I have to put my hand up and say, bad bet.
Big Cat
The Chiefs are. That was the most Chiefs game ever. They. They. At the start of the game look like they were going to kill the Raiders. The Raiders come back. Aiden O'Connell, shout out.
PFT Commenter
Not bad.
Big Cat
Ballsy. Max Crosby was doing his Max Crosby thing where he just. He. He has to piss off Patrick Mahomes more than any player on earth. Oh, yeah, because he was doing, like, little extra jabs here and there. Patrick Mahomes is complaining to the refs. And then we had the last play, which for all the conspiracy theorists out there, it was just red meat.
PFT Commenter
Well, I want to go back to the drive before that last drive.
Big Cat
Yeah, yeah.
PFT Commenter
So Antonio Pierce, he had the ball in plus territory. The Raiders down by one point, three minutes left on the clock. Let me ask you a question, Paquette. If you give the ball, would you want to give the ball back to Patrick Mahomes when Patrick Mahomes had a lead?
Big Cat
I would not.
PFT Commenter
With three minutes left?
Big Cat
I would not.
PFT Commenter
All right, so Antonio Pierce did, and he says, punt team out there. And then somebody on the sidelines was like, hey, Antonio Pierce just reminded that's Patrick Mahomes on the opposite sideline. Might not want to do that. So he did. My favorite move in all sports, which is he called the think it over timeout to think it over. And his decision coming out of that timeout was to send his kicker out there, who had missed two field goals of 55 and over yards, I believe.
Big Cat
Yep.
PFT Commenter
To try a 58 yard field goal.
Big Cat
Yep.
PFT Commenter
Shocker. Actually landed short of the upright. So then you give the ball back to Patrick Mahomes with three minutes left, and actually you get the ball back after that. But it was just an insane decision. I don't know what his decision tree was on that. I don't know what he was thinking.
Big Cat
He doesn't really think it ended up.
PFT Commenter
Working out for him. So I guess I'm the idiot. But they got the ball back, drive down the field, and then we get to the point where it's here come the refs.
Big Cat
Yeah. Because the final play where the Chiefs get a fumble, there is a ref that runs on the field that calls it a false start. Did he call it a false start?
PFT Commenter
So there's some discussion going on.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
The Raiders are claiming that some people on the field heard a whistle.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
I don't know if I heard a whistle or not, but it was an illegal shift that they ended up calling.
Big Cat
Okay.
PFT Commenter
After they got together to talk about it.
Big Cat
But the ref coming in from the sideline was. It looked like he was calling a false start. I believe so. And then he changed it to a legal shift. Which then made it so that the place stood and the fumble counted.
PFT Commenter
Yes. So it. I guess it could have been thrown as a false start. And then after the fact, he was like, let's just make this illegal shift, because I'm not sure if it. If they were going sideways or forward. The bottom line is, yeah, the Chiefs. I get why they use the meme now.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
This game flipped it for me. I get it. I get it. You guys watch this game. You win. I can't. I'm done fighting against it. The Chiefs, your fans, your team, your whole city, whatever you're doing, I want a part of that. You guys are doing the right thing, because they are 11 and 1. They have the worst point differential of any 11. One team in history.
Big Cat
10 consecutive playoff bursts.
PFT Commenter
You know what second worst is?
Big Cat
Who?
PFT Commenter
It's the 1976 Raiders. They won the Super Bowl.
Big Cat
Yeah. I don't think the Chiefs are going to win the super bowl this year. And I say that with caution because it is still Patrick Mahomes. But their offensive line, and I know they got TJ Humphries, who's still working back from an acl. Their offensive line is bad. They moved. They move. They shifted at the. In the middle of the game, their left tackle stinks. They're like, we can't figure this out. I think they put Toonie at left tackle. Their offensive line is bad. Their secondary has not been good. It feels like they're just holding on, and if they go up against a team with a really good pass rush, it's going to be very hard for the Chiefs. Now it's still Patrick Mahomes. So I say this with a lot of caution because he'll probably just end up winning the game, and we'll be like, how the fuck did they do this? Uh, but it does feel a little bit different in that, like, it feels more 2019 chiefs who went to the Super Bowl. The COVID year or no. Was it 2020?
PFT Commenter
It was 2020 in Miami.
Big Cat
They won that Super Bowl. They won that Super Bowl.
PFT Commenter
Then they won, and then Covid hit.
Big Cat
Yeah. So it was a 2020 season where they played the Bucks, and Patrick Mahomes got. Had no time in the super bowl, and the Bucks were all over them, and so they still might go to the Super Bowl.
PFT Commenter
So we don't. We don't want to say that Patrick Mahomes won't win a Super Bowl.
Big Cat
We don't.
PFT Commenter
We don't want to. We're fighting against it with every fiber of our being. The Chiefs are making us believe that you guys are doing it to yourselves.
Big Cat
I think Chiefs fans though, know that this feels a little different than last year where it was like o, they're kind of fucking around. But they still have the fundamentals here of like a team that can win a Super bowl and they obviously still can. But this one feels like. I don't. I mean, Patrick Mahomes went 113 games without a five sack game. He's now been sacked five times by the Panthers last week and then the Raiders five times this week.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big Cat
So two in a row. And they could get, you know, like I said, they made a signing, they could get healthier. But as it stands right now, I don't feel super optimistic. And they also are going to be in a fight with for the one seed.
PFT Commenter
Yeah. Did you hear Al Michaels kind of shitting on streaming during the game? I think they missed a punt.
Big Cat
We missed a whole punt.
PFT Commenter
We missed a punt. We missed a play. That'll. That'll be lost to, to history. Nobody saw it happen. Who knows what happened and what they were the crisis actors at the game were told to say afterwards. But Al Michaels was like, yeah, they wouldn't do that on linear, but they'll do that to us on streaming. And then he just kind of proceeded to take a shit on Amazon. I love Al Michaels in his. I don't give a fuck. Yes, it's pretty good.
Big Cat
Yes.
PFT Commenter
He does not care. He'll just say whatever.
Big Cat
I also on a Black Friday game.
PFT Commenter
I don't even know, does Al Michaels like what does he eat on Thanksgiving? Does he Steak. Just steak.
Big Cat
Yes, steak. Steak for sure. I wanted to say I saw this funny tweet I wanted to shout out from stats guy Daniel. He said, steelers Chiefs on Christmas Day is just going to be 57 minutes of both teams doing everything possible to keep it a one score game before Mike Tomlin and Patrick Mahomes reveal who negotiated the better deal with the devil to win in the most unthinkable way possible. Nailed it. Nailed it. That's what they do, the Raiders. By the way, did we get a Shador Sanders tweet?
PFT Commenter
Oh, we did.
Big Cat
Oh, he was. He was playing in a game.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, we did not.
Big Cat
He was playing in a game when it happened.
PFT Commenter
So I don't. Let's see. Did he do it on Thanksgiving after the Giants lost?
Big Cat
I don't know.
PFT Commenter
I did not check up on that. I know that I did check on it for, for Friday.
Big Cat
How did his game go on Friday?
PFT Commenter
He played pretty well. He had Three touchdown passes to this really outstanding receiver.
Big Cat
What's his name?
PFT Commenter
Number 12, whatever that is.
Big Cat
Can someone look up number 12 for us?
PFT Commenter
Shador Sanders has tweeted. Thank you, God. An hour ago.
Big Cat
Oh, so it's the Sunday thing.
PFT Commenter
He did it an hour ago.
Big Cat
It's a Sunday.
Hank
Travis Hunter is the name.
PFT Commenter
Travis Hunter.
Big Cat
I thought he played cornerback.
PFT Commenter
He does. Yeah. Look at it again.
Big Cat
And he scored three touchdown passes.
Hank
Did he have an interception, too?
Big Cat
What?
PFT Commenter
Wow.
Big Cat
Damn. We got to look up this guy. We should probably do some research for him.
PFT Commenter
Oh, is that the guy that did the Heisman pose twice? Oh, I was. What is the Heisman pose?
Big Cat
I could say if you, like, if you're good enough to win the Heisman, you do it. I don't know. I will. You know what? To the awls. We're going to look up this Travis Hunter guy. We'll give you a report on Wednesday.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, I just thought it was an interesting post. I was like, that's. If that's a trophy, that's must be a pretty prestigious trophy, because that's cool.
Big Cat
Yeah, I don't. The Chiefs just. That was the most Chiefs way for them to win the game. Just so classically. Chiefs money line. Yeah, I saw it.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big Cat
Look at eggs face. You knew he had Raiders money line.
PFT Commenter
Oh, I did, too.
Big Cat
Oh, I'm sorry, Hank. That was tough, but it was so Chiefs. It's the Patriots deal with the devil where you guys win games like this.
Hank
There's been like 20 of them this year.
Big Cat
This year feels crazy. Also.
Hank
We're like, I feel like going against the refs. The Chiefs have the ref in their pocket.
Big Cat
I can't. I don't know specifically.
PFT Commenter
You had the tuck rule.
Big Cat
I did. See, one person was like, the Patriots never had this deal with the devil. And then someone just quoted it with the Miles Jack play. Yeah, that one. Or D. Ford offsides. Yeah, he was off, but okay, so Jack one. I do say the deal with the devil. And like, you know, it's crazy. They keep getting away with it, but the actual reality of it is the Chiefs make winning plays in winning time. And like, that's. They're a team that will never get blown out. And they will always be in that spot where if you make a mistake, they'll capitalize on it. So it's like. It's a combo of, yes, it looks like luck, but I also think it's just they're really fucking good and if you fuck up at all, they'll just jump on you and win the game.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, but you know what I'm saying. They are almost daring us to doubt them.
Big Cat
Yeah, you're doing.
PFT Commenter
You're doing all that you can.
Big Cat
I don't want to do any way that they. Yeah. They can get like amped up is to have all the doubters.
PFT Commenter
I don't want to do it, but you're. You're making me starting to think about doing it.
Big Cat
I'm starting to.
PFT Commenter
I don't want to.
Big Cat
By the way, Max Crosby, 387 consecutive snapshots, which I think that's most since 2016. He just does it every. Every year. He just rips off another consecutive snaps record. Yeah, it's nuts. It's nuts. All right, should we take a break and we'll go to. Oh, yeah. Raiders fans. Brock Bowers is awesome.
PFT Commenter
True.
Big Cat
He's so fucking good. That's cool that you have him.
PFT Commenter
And AOC didn't look bad either.
Big Cat
No, he didn't look bad. Wonder I don't know if they'll win another game, but looks like you. He does look a little bit like me.
PFT Commenter
I was going to say he looks a little bit like Derek Carr with the mascara, but he's got that vibe, that mustache.
Big Cat
A little bit of maybe. Could lose a couple. Just if we're being factual, could lose a couple. All right, let's get to our Sunday games. Before we do that. Pft. You got a couple ads?
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Big Cat
Okay, let's get to some Sunday games. We have Steelers 44, Bengals 38. I think the Bengals officially are done.
PFT Commenter
They got to take the ping pong table out.
Big Cat
Now they got to take the ping pong table out. Mike Tomlin is now secured above.500 for his 18th consecutive season. So he's not had a losing record. There's probably there was maybe a 500 record in there. 18 straight seasons he has not been under.500 as an NFL coach. That is insane. And I'll say this, the Steelers, I was impressed with them because I was, I was searching around for, for the F word. For the Steelers, I did not think they could win in a shootout. That's exactly what they did. Russell Wilson was awesome, throwing for over 400 yards. Their defense made a couple huge plays. Big turnovers. Yeah, the Steelers, that was big. That was a big win.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, huge. Russell Wilson looked awesome. Najee Harris looks light.
Big Cat
He's.
PFT Commenter
He's week to week with how he looks around the football.
Big Cat
Yeah, that was a big part of the game, is they got him going. They got him the screen game and running.
PFT Commenter
Yeah. So do you remember early in the game when he pulled up a little bit and everybody thought his hamstring was fucked up?
Big Cat
Yep.
PFT Commenter
All right. So they asked him about that and he said thanksgiving. He said, Pat Friarmuth's girlfriend Jill made some fire ass banana something. And I guess he overindulged a little bit. Did Najah Harris shit himself in the first quarter? I think that's what that means, right?
Big Cat
I think you're right.
PFT Commenter
I think Najah Harris pooped himself when he ran. That's why he pulled up like his hamstring was hurt when he grabbed at the back of his leg. He's grabbing his butthole.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Because he's pooping on himself. But he looked awesome today.
Big Cat
Yeah, he looked really good.
PFT Commenter
Now it was against the Bengals defense, and the Bengals defense might have gotten worse out of the buy. Yeah, that was possible. So The Bengals are 2 and 4 when they score, score over 30 points. The rest of the league is 75 and 3.
Big Cat
Yeah. No. Yeah.
PFT Commenter
When it comes to 33 points, the Bengals have four losses. Every other team in the league has one loss. So this might be the end of the Bengals dynasty.
Big Cat
The Bengals defense has given up 34 or more points six times this year. That's insane.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big Cat
Six times.
PFT Commenter
We should say they have a 3% chance at making the playoffs. 3% there. And they've converted from being a. We have to run the table in terms of wins. Now they're saying every drive is a must score drive. Tomorrow Chase was like, we. I think we could. We need to score on every single drive from now on because our defense can't stop anybody if they score a touchdown on every drive. I think they would make the playoffs at this point.
Big Cat
I don't think they would.
PFT Commenter
They would. You don't think so?
Big Cat
No, because all the other teams have to lose. No. They need to score on every drive, but also the other teams have to not score on every drive.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big Cat
They don't. They don't control their own destiny. Like, they can't say, hey, if we score on every drive, we're good.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big Cat
They gotta be like, hey, we gotta score on every drive. And also, the Colts have to never score again. The Dolphins have to never score again. The Broncos have to never score again.
PFT Commenter
It's pretty bad.
Big Cat
It's everyone. They got no Chance, it's over. And this is. This has to be one of the most frustrating seasons for a fan base, because if I told you in August that we would be sitting here on the. On the week of Thanksgiving and Joe Burrow would have 30 touchdowns, five interceptions, and 3, 300 yards in 12 games with a 68% completion percentage, you'd be like, the Bengals are vying for the one.
PFT Commenter
And how many interceptions is that?
Big Cat
Five.
PFT Commenter
Five. And at least two or three of those are on badly deflected passes off the hands of his own receivers.
Big Cat
Now, he does have fumbles, too. He had. He had. He had two fumbles in this game. That was bad. But still, Joe Burrow has played statistically his best season, and you've completely wasted it because your defense fell off a cliff and your owner is a cheap ass.
PFT Commenter
Are we in a zone where it might be so bad, their defense might be so bad that maybe Joe Burrow, MVP is back on a little bit?
Big Cat
I mean, I put a little on him Offensive player of the year, because I made the bet thinking Saquon might win mvp. And then they'll give offensive player of the year to the best quarterback.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big Cat
And he's been the best quarterback. His team stinks.
PFT Commenter
And if a running back wins mvp, then they wouldn't necessarily have to give offensive career of the year to just the best quarterback on the best team.
Big Cat
I think I got it like, 90 to 1 or something. No, that can't be right. Yeah. But either way, Joe Burrow has been awesome, and you've completely wasted a year of Joe Burrow's prime. And like, that's. That would kill me as a fan.
PFT Commenter
And T. Higgins last year.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Yoshi looks pretty good, though.
Big Cat
Yeah, but still, like 90 to 1.
PFT Commenter
Couple years ago, you thought that this team was. Set up your windows. Open that window. Sorry. Yeah, sorry about your window.
Big Cat
Yeah, that was bad. That was bad. So, yeah, the Bengals are dead. I'm done. I'm done thinking about them. I'm done. I mean, they're still fun watch because they play in shootouts. But, like, this game was not an AFC north game at all with the way the first half went. And again, I think the Steelers like winning in this style. I did not think they had it into him. Maybe George Pickens was right. It was the snow that made them bad against the Browns. And George Pickens, by the way back, he did it all.
PFT Commenter
He did it all. He got. He got flagged for unsportsmanlike for simulating a gun. But he claims. And we can watch the tape he claims he was signaling first down after he got a first down.
Big Cat
Got it.
PFT Commenter
Now, he did pull a trigger at the end of the first down, which.
Big Cat
You have to do.
PFT Commenter
Which you have to do. I mean, who's to say that that was a gun? You just pulled the trigger on the first down.
Big Cat
He scored a touchdown, had a bunch of really good plays, got shot a fake gun, threw a ball in a player's in opponent's face and then punted a ball into the after scoring his touchdown.
PFT Commenter
It was great.
Big Cat
He did it all. He did it all.
PFT Commenter
It was great. I love that guy.
Big Cat
And Tomlin said after, he's like, George has to grow up. No, I don't.
PFT Commenter
No, no. Just let George be George. They did have a moment where Tallinn like got into his face on the sidelines a little bit. I don't know what Tomlin could be saying to George Pickens that he hasn't already said probably like 40 to 50 times already. But yeah, Tomlin, Tomlin likes having a little bit of chaos on his team. So you can tell he gets off on it.
Big Cat
Tomlin I has quickly become one of my favorite coaches because he just feels like even the videos after in the locker room where he's dancing with like Najee Harris, he's the best guy ever. And you get why he can handle like having an Antonio Brown or a, you know, George Pickens or Ben Rothsberger on your on his team because he's just stable and he's like, he's just down with, down with the dudes. And he's like, like, I'll be here for you no matter what. Like George Pickens on any other team I feel like is not as good and maybe like fails and and has happened. That's bad. But on the Steelers, he's still crazy. But Tomlin knows how to harness the crazy.
PFT Commenter
So what's the difference between the Bears, the Giants and the Steelers? Because the Steelers have that like old school family.
Big Cat
Yeah, yeah.
PFT Commenter
We're a classy organization thing. But they're just.
Big Cat
Rooney's are smart.
PFT Commenter
They're really good.
Big Cat
Yeah. And they get coaches and they don't and they keep them. And also they've had quarterbacks.
PFT Commenter
Well, they get good coaches at Ben.
Big Cat
Roethlisberger because he's a big thing. Yeah.
PFT Commenter
You could also say like, okay, it probably wouldn't be the best thing for the Bears to keep a lot of the coaches.
Big Cat
Correct, correct. But Ben Rothsberger would probably be the big one. And then obviously their defense, I feel like maybe it's also the jerseys.
PFT Commenter
The jerk.
Big Cat
The towels when they put on the jerseys. Their defense is just good.
PFT Commenter
The towels too.
Big Cat
Like you if you did a video game, you put on the Steelers, you know, jersey and it's just plus five points to defense.
PFT Commenter
What do you think the score of the game would have been on on the Thanksgiving night game if the packers and the Dolphins had just changed jerseys?
Big Cat
It would have been a 1 score. It would have been a. I think.
PFT Commenter
The packers still win.
Big Cat
Packers win by three.
PFT Commenter
No, I think the packers might lose, actually.
Big Cat
They might lose.
PFT Commenter
Imagine Jordan Love in a Dolphin and.
Big Cat
You maybe gave a coat to Mike McDaniel. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Russ though. I was very wrong about Russ.
PFT Commenter
414 yards, three touchdowns.
Big Cat
His third, his third 400 yard game in his career. I would never have guessed that he had a 400 yard game still left in him. Yeah, but he does.
PFT Commenter
They're winning shootouts.
Big Cat
The winning shootouts. That's what I said. Like the, the, the Steelers winning this game. The style. They won this game. I'm like, all right, I was wrong. Like the Steelers are not frauds. And I, they still have a tough schedule down the stretch. But yeah, with their defense gets a little healthy. They just got dudes everywhere and, and even though their defense got lit up a little bit, I mean the Bengals would do that to anyone. They still made the big plays when they had to.
PFT Commenter
We're going to get some good quotes from Jamar Chase as the season concludes. Yeah, I feel like he's, he does not give a fuck. He's just going to say whatever's on his mind.
Big Cat
I feel bad for Joe Burrow. It's not, I mean just, you just wasted. You can't waste these seasons when you have a quarterback like Joe Burrow. Yep. You can't. Okay, next game. Chargers 17, Falcons 13. This is one of those games where the Chargers were lucky to win because their offense couldn't do anything. And the Falcons, you've got a problem. And he's a friend of the show. But Kirk Cousins has been bad the last three weeks and he threw four interceptions today.
PFT Commenter
Some really, really bad picks too. The one in the end zone, the pick six was bad too. You're. I mean it was as about as bad as a four pick day can be. My theory is that it's like James Harden when he would play in cities that had really good strip clubs. Yeah, he'd always play poorly. Kirk Cousins does the same when very popular iconic musicals come out in theaters. And so he's been up all night singing along and not focus on his playbook.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
I don't know if there's anything to that, but he looked bad today.
Big Cat
He looked bad. The pick six was really bad. And then the end zone interception was really, really bad. And it was. The, really, the hard part for the Falcons is the Falcons defense has not shown up in like, a lot of games. They did today. They. So the Falcons defense has had five sacks total in the last six games. They had five today. They were. They didn't let the Chargers do anything. The Chargers had 187 total yards. The Falcons had 24 first downs to the Chargers 10. And they should have, like the Falcons kept on going into the red zone, not getting anything out of it, missing field goals, interceptions. That's a game that you're going to look and be like, how do we lose that game? Because they should have won that game. The Chargers offense couldn't do anything and you sacked Justin Herbert five times and man, you. Kirk Cousins, that was, that was a tough one.
PFT Commenter
It was a very tough one. So they've got the Vikings, but then they've got some winnable games after that, too. For the Falcons.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
So, Hank, thank you for sending the reminder to remind us to bet against the Falcons in the playoffs. I feel very, very confident about that crystal ball pick. Yeah, I think it's going to work out. They just don't look like a good team.
Big Cat
No, no. They've lost three in a row now. Basically, they just need to play the box for their offense to look good.
PFT Commenter
Yep.
Big Cat
Hank, sorry about your Chargers. To not make the playoffs, to not.
Hank
Make that bet because it looks like.
Big Cat
They'Re going to make the playoffs. Yeah. They're eight and four. So.
Hank
So are the commanders.
Big Cat
Yeah, we'll get to that.
PFT Commenter
Agreed.
Big Cat
We'll get to that. Yeah. Like, I feel like if you're a Charger, if you're the Chargers and your Chargers fan, you, you go, go off a short week against, you know, an emotional game on Monday night against the Ravens. However you win, don't apologize for the win. But they, their offensive line looks like it needs some help and J.K. dobbins being out hurts them a lot because they do want to run the ball and they haven't been able to.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, their offense was not good at all today. I think most Chargers fans would say that was like a painful. Thank God we won this.
Big Cat
Right. Exactly. And just walk away and be like, thank God we won in the Falcons. You wasted a really good defensive effort. Yeah. Kirk, do they, do they make the switch?
PFT Commenter
People Are asking, people are asking, is it time for Penix? And then what do you do with Kirk Cousins?
Big Cat
He's got zero touchdowns and six interceptions the last six games. Sorry. Three games.
PFT Commenter
Salary fully guaranteed for at least next year. Right. I mean, there's. There's one team I could think of that would be a perfect fit for Kirk Cousins.
Big Cat
Who's that?
PFT Commenter
The man is shaking his head.
Big Cat
Oh, no.
PFT Commenter
Right now. I mean, think about it. Picture it.
Big Cat
Yeah, I could. I could see it.
PFT Commenter
Cousins.
Big Cat
I could see it.
PFT Commenter
Kirk Cousins to the Jets.
Big Cat
Yeah. Yeah, I could see it.
Memes
No.
PFT Commenter
Why not?
Memes
We already got one guy with a torn Achilles.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, True system.
Big Cat
I would.
Memes
Oh, yeah, I would take a shot on Kirk.
Big Cat
Shout out. Tarheeb still, still, by the way, because he had two picks. He had the pick six. He had another pick. And then he also broke up that pass on the last drive to Drake London that kind of sealed the game. So he was awesome. But yeah, Chargers, good job. High fives everywhere. Everywhere around. You want a tough game and now you're looking like you're going to be in the playoffs. Yeah. Okay. Vikings 23, Cardinals 22. This is another one where don't apologize for wins, because the Vikings looked bad for three quarters. They had 100 yards of offense late into the third quarter. And then Sam Darnold happened and he was awesome down the stretch, led them on two, two touchdown drives. They were down 196 with 4:43 left in the third quarter. He was 12 for 17, 156 yards and two touchdowns for the rest of the game. So he won them that game.
PFT Commenter
This is what I love about Kevin O'Connell is he gets quarterbacks that have, in their past look like they. They're timid, they're slow to process, they don't trust themselves, they're not confident. And when they play for him, they just look like everything's fast.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Like they know exactly what to do. And it could be a backup quarterback like Dobbs, it could be Darnold, it could be anybody. It could be Kirk Cousins. But they look like just a way more confident version themselves all the time. And he must be an awesome guy, which is why probably Daniel Jones.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Wants to go out there and just be like, hey, just tell me I'm pretty.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Make me feel good about myself for a little bit because I'm. I'm gun shy about everything else. I do think that there is. There was an insane coaching decision in this.
Big Cat
Yeah, yeah.
PFT Commenter
Where. Where Gannon kicked that field goal, I think from the four yard line.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
He was up three. Right. And he's up three with four yard line.
Big Cat
From the four yard line, kicked a.
PFT Commenter
Field goal to make it six points. I feel like every time that happens, the other team wins.
Big Cat
Six points is the worst lead in football.
PFT Commenter
I agree.
Big Cat
Because you do. You basically like, if you're up three, you, you, you're going to call offense a little differently and you're not going to, you know, you're going to play for the field goal. Be a little more conservative. If you're up 6, you're basically saying to the other team you have to go score a touchdown. And that's exactly what the Vikings did.
PFT Commenter
If you're up 6, you might as well be tied and it's overtime.
Big Cat
Right. And if you, if you go for the touchdown there and get it, you are winning the game. You're up two scores. You've won the game.
PFT Commenter
By the way, if you're up one and you kick the field goal, I like that. Yeah, I like that a lot.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
2. I like that a lot. If you're up 3, I don't like it.
Big Cat
No, because it's like you, I mean you're just, you didn't change anything. Really.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big Cat
The other team's just going to go even harder. The urgency is going to be there.
PFT Commenter
Kevin O'Connell, they have every fourth down now stat hole. Sports pointed this out. Kevin O'Connell is now 24 and 10 in one score games.
Big Cat
24 and 10.
PFT Commenter
Pretty good coach.
Big Cat
That is really good coach. Yeah, yeah. No, Kevin O'Connell is a very good coach. And yeah, the Vikings like I. That was Sam Darn. Sam Darnold won that game. He was 0 and 23 in games when he was trailing by 13 plus points until today.
PFT Commenter
I also like their strategy of when teams take away Justin Jefferson just hitting up Jordan Addison all the time.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
And then teams are like, we can't let Jordan Addison beat us. And then they have Justin Jefferson.
Big Cat
Yeah, Justin Jefferson makes a big catch in fourth quarter. He was. By the way, Justin Jefferson was the fourth player all time to have a thousand yards in his first five seasons. Pretty impressive. He's really good. And yeah, this was a game where it felt like the Vikings were going to lose the whole game because they couldn't do anything offensively. Their defense played well. Ben, don't break the Cardinals. Essentially all they had to do was convert one of those red zone trips into a touchdown instead of kicking all these field goals and they win this game. And now they're looking at it and be like, we've lost two straight and the Seahawks winning. The Seahawks now have a game lead in the NFC West. That was a missed opportunity. Just like the Falcons as a missed opportunity for the Cardinals.
PFT Commenter
That one, that crazy field goal, too. Like, best case scenario, you go up six points and you also give them like 24, 20 yards of extra field position.
Big Cat
Correct, Correct. I agree. I wrote it down as well. I was like, this is a six point lead is the worst lead to have in football.
PFT Commenter
Yeah. What six point lead would be the worst? I feel like 14 to 20 is pretty bad.
Big Cat
Yeah. Because then you see the 21, 21, 20.
PFT Commenter
You know it's gonna be 21, 20, 16, 10.
Big Cat
That's pretty bad as well.
PFT Commenter
16. Actually, you're right.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
That is the worst because you just can see it.
Big Cat
You're like, oh, they're just gonna score a touchdown. They're gonna have 17, 13, 7 2.
Hank
I feel like it's more common.
Big Cat
Yeah, 13, 7 as well. Yeah. Those are bad leads. 19, what was it? 19, 13. That one was.
PFT Commenter
Man, I'd rather. I'd rather be losing.
Big Cat
Sorry.
Hank
This 13, you got some cushion.
PFT Commenter
Yeah. That's a big one.
Big Cat
This one was 22 6, 6, 16. They were up 19, 6, and then it became 22, 2260 is not bad. Yeah.
Hank
Sizable.
Big Cat
Yeah. That one. I actually. Yeah. Now that we're talking it out, I actually kind of agree with the field goal.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big Cat
To go from 19, 6, 19 to 16 to 22 16. You feel like you won the game.
PFT Commenter
Yeah. 20, 25 to 31. That's a pretty big lead, too.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
No, 24 to 30. Kind of like. Yeah, 24 to 30.
Hank
I think anything you're going to lose that game.
Big Cat
I think Jonathan Gannon might be vindicated. I can understand why he got tripped up. You look at the score. 19, 16. You're kicking a field goal every time to go up 22, 16.
PFT Commenter
Yep.
Big Cat
You're like, that doesn't make sense of touchdown. Doesn't get to 23. Oh, shit. Yeah, it does.
PFT Commenter
It does.
Big Cat
In fact, it does. But you could easily make that mistake.
PFT Commenter
What about. What about 18 to 12?
Big Cat
Now that's just.
Hank
That doesn't.
Big Cat
That's just. You're just in a funky. That's just so many field goals.
PFT Commenter
It's just a year.
Big Cat
You're just like, they're going to kick another field goal. Because that's all we've been doing. I think the Steelers beat the Falcons 18 to 12 this week. 1.
PFT Commenter
Things have changed.
Big Cat
That's weird. If I. If that's that.
PFT Commenter
Oh, is that. That was all the field goals.
Big Cat
Yeah, that might. That's like you've been watching too much football. Maybe go outside for a little bit if I'm thinking about that.
PFT Commenter
That feels like a Falcons Steelers score, doesn't it?
Big Cat
Yeah, it does. Yeah. The Cardinals, they're going to kick themselves not having this game. And the Vikings, I mean, Sam Darnold, I was impressed. Sam Darnold, they. Sam Darnold won him this the defense again. Ben, don't break. But like they were stuck in the mud in Sam Darnold and Aaron Jones fumbles. They put him in the doghouse and he makes the big touchdown catch. Vikings are. Vikings are good. The NFC north is fucking. It's a dog fight. Yeah, it's a dog fight. Okay, next game. Talk about an ass kicking. Pft. You're back. 42 commanders, 42 titans, 19. That was an ass kick.
PFT Commenter
It was a get right. It was get right. We got right.
Big Cat
I actually think that was. If you had to script a realistic. Worst way to start a game. The Titans did it.
PFT Commenter
Yeah. 21 nothing in the first quarter. And it was almost 28 nothing in the first quarter too.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Just everything went poorly for the Titans. And the Titans, believe it or not, did have the second best total defense.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Of any team in the NFL going in this game. Now. Yes. A lot of that was because their special teams are so bad that a lot of opponents get short field position on them.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
So they don't give up a lot of yards sometimes when they're just, you know, fumbling like crazy on. On punt returns and shit. But yeah, it was. It just took care of business. And the haters out there, they said that we couldn't make the playoffs. The haters are furious. The haters can't believe that they would ever make such a dumb bet. And that was. That was the goal for the Commanders this entire season. Just make the playoffs. That's our Super Bowl.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
And we took one step closer that 83% likelihood to make the playoffs. Now there you go. Had to have it. Had to have it. Now we're going to a buy. I hate the late buys too. It's way too late to have a buy. But more importantly, Jayden Daniels proved that he can win in cold weather because I don't think he's ever played a game that was 41 degrees of kickoff.
Big Cat
Oh.
PFT Commenter
And he did. He did the same thing that he does in every game, which he just stands there smiling with his hands in his pockets. Athletic.
Max
Ben Menz, Max where did you get that 80% from?
PFT Commenter
83% chance to make the playoffs?
Max
On the Internet, I'm seeing 70%.
PFT Commenter
Have they updated it with the results of today's games? Yes, I updated it and I saw.
Max
Can you see this computer screen?
Big Cat
Yeah. Says 70. Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Go to a different website. Go to a different website because I don't think. I don't think your website's good, Max.
Max
What? This is NFL.
PFT Commenter
I think you got a bat. I don't think that they've updated it with all the results yet.
Big Cat
Have they updated with all the results, Max?
Max
Yes.
Big Cat
By the way, the. The titans.
Hank
Maybe your 83% was before the results were updated.
PFT Commenter
No, no, it was post.
Big Cat
The. The Titans start was punt, punt, fumble, fumble. 11 penalties in the first half. And before they ran their ninth or their 10th offensive snap, it was 28 nothing.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big Cat
10Th offensive snap, it was28 nothing. Yeah.
PFT Commenter
And, hey, Cliff Kingsbury, I don't know if you listen to the pod or you just listen to literally everybody else, but very first play of the game, he put Terry McLaurin on the right side of the field.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Which he never done this year.
Big Cat
And he ran the ball. And he ran. He ran the ball the 39 carries for 246 yards.
PFT Commenter
The big question, though, is, look at 85% now.
Big Cat
Oh, it just went up in the last two minutes.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Hank
On what website?
Max
Maybe because the. The Niners are losing.
Big Cat
Could be PFT's on Microsoft Paint right now.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, I just. Making my own graphic right here. Look at this.
Big Cat
He was just typing it. He was just drawing his own 85%.
PFT Commenter
2% soupy.
Big Cat
Whoa.
PFT Commenter
I'm liking that. I'm not thinking soupy, though. I'm not.
Max
Max, you literally just said soupy.
PFT Commenter
I said. I'm reading the.
Max
By saying the word soupy that you.
Big Cat
You were thinking about the Thanksgiving.
Hank
Thinking about soupy.
Big Cat
I made.
PFT Commenter
I made a soupy.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big Cat
Max, you worried?
Max
No.
PFT Commenter
Oh, that. I can read. I can read, Max. A little bit.
Big Cat
It's. The commanders looked awesome today.
PFT Commenter
I can read, Max. A little bit.
Max
You were the Titans.
Big Cat
Okay. But they looked awesome. You were. You struggled with the Ravens.
Max
You were pretty hard for basically the same thing.
PFT Commenter
I thought that Max was rooting for the Bucks today because he would rather play the Bucks in the playoffs.
Big Cat
No. They lose the Bucks.
Max
Yeah, we get smoked by the Bucks.
Big Cat
They've lost their last, like, a million games to the Bucks. They. They. They lose the Bucks both now and historically.
Max
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
I'm just looking forward to our game coming up on December 22nd, Max. I'm hoping that gets flex to Monday night.
Max
I feel like it could.
PFT Commenter
I would. I will be there no matter what.
Big Cat
How are you guys, Hank and pft?
PFT Commenter
We're great. I haven't talked. We haven't discussed anything.
Big Cat
Do you want to discuss.
PFT Commenter
I don't want to talk to Hank right now.
Big Cat
No.
Hank
I mean, I said I picked the Titans today and I admitted that I let PFT's hatred and meanness and ugliness towards me cloud my judgment. Oh, his hate turned into hate.
Big Cat
Now you're in free and.
Hank
Yeah, I admit it. And it was a good bounce back. The commander showed me a lot. It's probably a bad bet. And that's it. It was never personal, so I don't know why it's got to be.
Big Cat
How happy would you have been the Titans won this game? That would have been quite some potting.
Hank
Yeah, I would have been pretty happy.
Max
I mean, there's three teams that are a game back in the loss column.
Hank
Yeah, but 85%'s a walk.
PFT Commenter
Stop it, Hank.
Big Cat
85%.
PFT Commenter
Hank and I. Yeah. We're at each other's throats. Don't talk. He wishes nothing but the worst for me.
Hank
That's not true.
PFT Commenter
I root for Hank.
Hank
I got the commander super bowl future.
PFT Commenter
I appreciate that hang. You're good.
Big Cat
Wait. Yeah. You're eight and five in the Bucks. Oh, maybe the Cardinals are six and six.
Hank
Is that what it was? You're just looking the Commander's record.
Big Cat
Yeah. So if the Bucks, Cardinals and Rams won next week, they would all be one game out. That would be. That would be bad. You got to root against.
PFT Commenter
That would be bad.
Big Cat
You got to root against that heart. Yeah.
PFT Commenter
It says right here 85% at the Saints, your schedules. It's not bad.
Big Cat
No, it's. It. Basically, it might come down to what type of Cowboys team's going.
PFT Commenter
It might come down to the Cowboys. It might come down to Kirk Cousins revenge game.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Or Michael Penix.
Big Cat
Or Michael Penix revenge game.
PFT Commenter
Yeah. For not drafting.
Big Cat
Yeah. All right. Well, I'm happy that you guys are back together. Kind of. Yeah.
PFT Commenter
The offense looked really good today. And our defense looked good. What? Hank?
Big Cat
Yeah.
Hank
The office looked good.
PFT Commenter
Say something nice about the commanders.
Big Cat
They look great.
Hank
Janet. Jane Daniels played great.
PFT Commenter
I also Rookie of the Week.
Hank
I also let it cloud my fantasy. I bench them on fantasy, too. And I was regretting.
Big Cat
Oh, no. This is a great subplot that you. You were in PFT's head and then now it's been reversed.
Hank
But I'm going. I'm going back to passively hating. I'm not going to be betting against the commanders.
Big Cat
Okay.
Hank
They lose, I'm not going to be mad, but I'm not going to be putting my chips in the. On the table.
Big Cat
God.
PFT Commenter
I don't think I got into Hank's head. I think Hank got into his own head rent free.
Hank
Well, no, you were just so mean to me that I was like, yeah, I don't want to see this guy happy. I now I want them to lose.
PFT Commenter
You live rent free in your own head.
Big Cat
The commanders looked very good today. They. Did you get credit for killing bad teams?
PFT Commenter
Yeah, they did. The defense looked pretty good, too. Everything that we needed a get right game because we'd looked real bad over the previous three weeks. So now I get a buy. Now I get a stress free week of football, which I'm looking forward to.
Big Cat
Yeah, the buys. Not having to watch your team on a Sunday. Well, I mean, your team has been.
Max
Fun, but you have three teams that are chasing you, so it's not stress free.
PFT Commenter
Sounds like you're stressed out.
Max
No, it just doesn't make sense to me.
Big Cat
Yeah, there will be some stress. I have stress.
PFT Commenter
I feel good. I feel good because of the way that we played today. Now I'm like, you lost to Cooper.
Max
Rush and the Cowboys.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
But no, you don't get it. It's a magic wand. This game happened now. Everything's fine.
Max
It was the fucking Titans.
PFT Commenter
Yeah. Did you hear when I said that they had the second best defense in the NFL?
Max
Sick. It's the Titans, Okay?
PFT Commenter
They beat the Texans.
Max
They also have four wins.
PFT Commenter
True.
Max
Three wins. Three and nine. Congratulations.
PFT Commenter
Listen, I. I am. I'm happy. You're not gonna steal my happiness. Don't be a. Don't be an energy vampire.
Big Cat
Don't steal his happiness.
PFT Commenter
Allow me to.
Big Cat
I just want.
Max
I just want expectations.
Big Cat
Jerry turned to him when he was up 28. Nothing. He was like, is this even fun for you? It's like, I want to be like Jerry. What are you talking about?
PFT Commenter
Yeah, it was a lot of fun.
Big Cat
So much fun.
PFT Commenter
It was a lot of fun. I wanted Marcus Mario to get in for the second half. Played against the old team, the sickos and perverts.
Big Cat
If they had to write a script, yeah. It would be the Rams catching the commanders, Hank getting to laugh in PFT's face, and then the Rams winning the super bowl. And I'm losing my pinky. Yep.
PFT Commenter
Honestly, not the sound of that. Not from just an entertainment aspect. Pretty Good work.
Big Cat
Pretty good work.
PFT Commenter
Script writer.
Big Cat
And the Rams beat the Eagles along the way so that you get that as well.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big Cat
Where. Where I. Where, Like, I could just envision it a. A podcast where I'm like in mid January where I'm like, max, your team stink. The Rams beat you. And he's like, you're gonna lose your banking.
PFT Commenter
Your Rams beat the Chargers in the Super Bowl.
Big Cat
In the Super Bowl.
PFT Commenter
Okay, that'll probably happen.
Big Cat
Yeah. Let's take another break, and we got three more early games we want to talk about.
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Big Cat
Colts 25, Patriots 24 Hank?
Hank
Yeah, basically exactly what we said in the preview. It was a fun game to watch because the Pat Stevens is so bad. Anthony Richardson looked really good. Drake May played, he played well. He looked like a quarterback.
PFT Commenter
He won the game.
Big Cat
His game winning drives. He's had two game winning drives the last three weeks that I've been very impressed with.
Hank
Yeah, and he was, he was running the ball, he was managing the game. He didn't look like he was completely lost out there like he has against other teams. Drake May played well. I don't know. I wanted them to win.
Big Cat
You did. Joey Sly almost hit that kick.
Hank
He missed 25 yarder by 45 yards somehow. And then. Yeah, they tried to kick a 65 yard field goal.
PFT Commenter
68.
Hank
68, yeah.
PFT Commenter
Tried for an NFL record.
Big Cat
You guys like doubled up their yardage too and just, they just couldn't win the game in the end. Shane Steichen deserves a lot of credit for going for two.
Hank
Yeah, respected that.
Big Cat
That was a ballsy move.
PFT Commenter
So there was a rumor that Juan Soto was going to be the keeper of the light before the game.
Big Cat
What?
PFT Commenter
There's a rumor out there from Jared Karabas. Instead it was Kofi Kingston, WWE Superstar legend. So good company. Hank.
Big Cat
Yeah, I thought Anthony Richton, I mean it's the same thing every time where some, some of his passes are drops. His. He had one interception, was very bad. He's, you know, he threw for like 100 yards and he was. And he started 3 for 3 and ended up up 12 for 24. But his game winning drive deserves a lot of credit. And that's where I'm like, oh, okay, I could see it. But I'm also not going to be like, man, he diced them up. Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Did you. Do you always want to beat the Colts? Does that still run your blood?
Hank
No, the Colts are, I mean they've, they have a rivalry with us. We don't really have a rivalry with that. Yeah, the rivalry's back on Pain, Manning years even. That was a rivalry. But we've won most of those games. And then, you know, Andrew Luck to flake gate. Those are all domination. I mean, the Mayo. The Mayo thing is going to be the interesting team with. The interesting thing with this team is they're so undisciplined. There are so many penalties and they don't play good defense. So why do they keep him around as a head coach? That will be the question moving forward. Off season, etc. I feel like they're going to stick with them, but it doesn't make sense to me.
PFT Commenter
I feel like they might stick with him because Robert Kraft would think that that's a bad look for him to fire a coach after one year.
Big Cat
Yeah. Yeah.
Hank
And there was. There's video, you know, there's videos of him being like, I knew he was going to be the next Patriots head coach five years ago. And it's like, what. Why? That was right. Right after the Patriots won the Super Bowl.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big Cat
That's weird. Yeah. And Drake May played well. That 41 yard run was awesome. And the interception was. That was a Madden glitch. That was literally a Madden glitch where the ball fell on a guy who was on the ground and someone picked it up off of him.
Hank
It was a good pass.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big Cat
So disappointing in the loss, but everything's okay.
Hank
Yeah. Fun loss.
Big Cat
How the Celtics doing? Celtics lost today.
Hank
Yeah. Fourth quarter lead, collapsed. Injuries, Jalen Brown, Derek White didn't play. Yeah, they lost.
Big Cat
Damn. Yeah. I'm sorry.
PFT Commenter
How are they looking in the standings?
Hank
Probably second place.
PFT Commenter
Yeah. Any. Any good. Good teams that are looking pretty hot.
Hank
I mean, they lost to the Cavs. The Cavs are in first. But if we played him in the playoffs, we'd probably sweep them again.
PFT Commenter
Would you be afraid of the Bucks?
Hank
Not afraid.
PFT Commenter
Six game winning streak. Healthy.
Hank
Giannis maybe a formidable opponent? I wouldn't be afraid. I'm not. Celtics aren't afraid. Anyone full D held these Celtics beat anyone.
Big Cat
That was funny with the Celsius did to the Bulls on Friday when they. They're playing for the NBA cup and they hit that three at the end for point differential.
Hank
How's it. How's it?
Big Cat
Very funny.
Hank
Felt bad about him.
Big Cat
Yeah, it was very funny. But that's what the NBA cup does. You got to get the point differential.
PFT Commenter
Just means more.
Big Cat
How are the Sixers doing on their race to get to 10 wins?
Max
I think we. So you. We said by Christmas.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Max
What if we. What if we beat the Celtics on Christmas? Does that count as one of the 10?
Big Cat
That would be a win.
PFT Commenter
I'm going to count that as four wins.
Big Cat
Yeah. Yeah. No but let's just say.
Max
But it's at the start of Christmas Day or the end of.
Big Cat
End of Christmas Day. Okay.
Max
So then we can afford one loss.
Big Cat
Wait, what? I think we have to start of.
Max
The Christmas that we have to win every game. I think, I think.
PFT Commenter
No, I think that game should count as more than one win, though.
Max
Okay.
PFT Commenter
That's a big game. It's on Christmas.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Max
So.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Max
No, it's bad.
PFT Commenter
You have the opportunity to ruin Hank's Christmas. You know what a gift that is?
Big Cat
Wow.
Max
I mean, there's no way, like we might lose that game by 50.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Is Joel going to. Is he going to play?
Max
I want him to get surgery on his knee and just clean it up. Just clean it up.
Big Cat
Just get the whole set. Just clean it up.
Max
Take the air off.
Big Cat
Oh, geez. Wow.
Max
Cooper flag. And then we're back next year.
Hank
You opted out.
PFT Commenter
You opted out.
Max
I. I told you I opted back in.
PFT Commenter
You can't do it how it works.
Max
Already opted in.
Big Cat
By the way, the Colts. We should say so. I love the Shane Steichen move going for two. Cause he just. You gotta keep. You gotta win right now. If you're. The Colts, they basically, their season comes down to. They have a buy and then their game against the Broncos, if they can beat the Broncos, they legitimately could go to the playoffs.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big Cat
Because that is the team right ahead of them. And the end of their season is Titans, Giants, Jaguars. So watch out for the Colts. It would be awesome for Anthony Richardson to get like there are. I'll say this because I know I've been harsh on Anthony Richardson. I know that the Anthony Richard fans have been like, you've been so mean. I feel like I've only said facts, but the game winning drives against the jets and the Patriots both have me being like, you know what? Keep. Keep running them out there and see if he can. He can figure this out.
PFT Commenter
Hank, if it was any other quarterback that won the game against you and then did the Fortnite L dance in your face, would you be upset?
Hank
I don't know. I mean, when you're.
Big Cat
It's.
Hank
It's. That type of stuff gets you upset. When you're. When you're. A good team and you're like fighting for something. Yeah, we're in take a thon mode. It's like, who cares?
Big Cat
You did leave the room very abruptly.
Hank
I mean, I had. I had a big. I had a big. Which it would have been more devastating when the Celtics lost. I had a big. Patriots, Bruins, Celtics. Because they all played today. Parlay that.
Big Cat
Lost. Ah, okay. I noticed that. And now you're four. Yeah. You're fourth. You're picking fourth. Who do you want? Travis Hunter. I know you're a big college football guy.
Hank
Yeah, I don't know. I gotta. I gotta do some more analysts analysis.
PFT Commenter
You gotta do more analysts?
Hank
You do a little more analysts analyst then.
Big Cat
All right. Speaking of, who's picking first? You should do that.
PFT Commenter
You should make a. You should make a big board. Hankalytics.
Big Cat
Hey, Klitics Drake may look good. That's all you got to keep saying yourself. And the interception was definitely not his fault. That was an insane like, how does that happen? Type of interception. Speaking of, who's picking first? The Jaguars. Texans 23. Jaguars 20. This was basically just the Trevor Lawrence, holy shit. He got rocked game because Aziz Alster here. That was as bad of a pick or bad of a hit as we've seen in a long time.
PFT Commenter
Yeah. Head bounced off the ground after starting his slide.
Big Cat
Going in forearm. So shitty.
PFT Commenter
This. This is why it's so fucked up when Patrick Holmes is a fake slide.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Because you're like, oh, he's not really down. And granted, Trevor Lawrence was very clearly going.
Big Cat
He was very much down this one. Yes.
PFT Commenter
It was a very dirty hit. So much so, in fact, that D'Amico Ryan's after the game, basically threw his guy into the bus and was like, we don't coach that well.
Big Cat
I mean, that was. That also hurt their defense because the second half, the Jaguar Mac Jones had a little bit of a comeback. Made it a close game, but yeah, that was. That was bad. And then we had I. The Jaguars credit to the Jaguars. They wanted to fight right away. Yeah, that was awesome. And then Jaguars fans started throwing at him. I actually think that's okay in that, given those circumstances.
PFT Commenter
I agree. I also like when. When Aziz Al Shahir hit him, he bounced up immediately. Was like, I didn't do it.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
I didn't do anything wrong.
Big Cat
Like what?
PFT Commenter
And then was greeted by like four sets of cleats.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Like biz in Scottsdale.
Big Cat
Yeah. They all wanted to fight him, which it was good that they all had his back.
PFT Commenter
He got boot fucked.
Big Cat
Yeah, it was. That was a bad, bad hit.
PFT Commenter
It was bad hit. And I still don't really believe in the Texans, but if they're going to win football games by just feeding Joe Mixon, then I think that they're a pretty good team.
Big Cat
Yeah, he.
PFT Commenter
I still like, I've got my doubts about him.
Big Cat
Yeah, he iced out that game their offense looked a little bit better because they.
PFT Commenter
They didn't.
Big Cat
C.J. stroud had time for once.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big Cat
He only got sacked twice. They didn't have a ton of penalties. Their defense is what was bad in this. In the third, fourth quarter with Mac Jones was bringing them back.
PFT Commenter
I was actually shocked when I tuned into this game and looked at the screen for the first time that Doug Peterson is still there. Coach.
Big Cat
Oh, yeah.
PFT Commenter
I was surprised. I knew he hadn't been fired yet. But is he the most pre fired person in NFL history?
Big Cat
Yeah. I think Shad Khan was just like, I don't really want to do this right now. Now?
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big Cat
Like I'll just wait till the end of the season. Why? Why, why even do this?
PFT Commenter
Yeah. Hank, what just happened? Your eyes got real big.
Hank
Matt Collins scored a touchdown. Had a many time touchdown score.
Big Cat
There we go.
PFT Commenter
No shoes.
Hank
Because the. No shoes.
Big Cat
Yeah. No shoes. Yeah. He's a dog. The pills are fucking good. We'll talk about that game when it ends. By the way, Max has reached his add portion where he's. He just stuck a quarter to his head for like five minutes. It's very weird. Yeah. I don't believe in the Texans either.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big Cat
And the Jaguars is changing his mind. Sit Trevor Lawrence for the rest of the year, right? Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big Cat
There's no reason to play him.
PFT Commenter
I don't see a reason why you would bring him back.
Big Cat
Just tank and then just basically the Jaguars like bury the. Bury the tape for the entire season.
PFT Commenter
If you're the Jaguars, do you then trade the first overall pick? I think you have to, right?
Big Cat
Possibly. Yeah. Someone's vying for it.
PFT Commenter
Carolina.
Big Cat
Yeah. Get a halt. I don't know. Bryce Young is good.
PFT Commenter
I know he is.
Big Cat
Bryce Young is good. He's fucking back. But yeah, sit him and just. Jaguars just go like the Jaguars don't need to be talked about anymore. Essentially. Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Just opt out of the season.
Big Cat
We should opt out of all Jaguars discourse. Who do they. Do they play any meaningful games? They have any meaningful opponents left? I guess the Colts, but no. Oh, wow. Jaguars. We're opting out of the Jaguars. Who do we have officially? The. They play the Titans.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big Cat
The Jets. The Raiders. The Titans again.
PFT Commenter
Oh, awesome.
Big Cat
We've opted out of the Jaguars.
PFT Commenter
I'm done.
Big Cat
I'm done. We're done with the Jacksonville Jaguar. Put out a press release. The Pardon My take is officially done with the 2024 Jacksonville Jaguars and any discourse surrounding them.
PFT Commenter
Love that me.
Big Cat
We might. And then maybe an asterisk that says Depending on whether week 18, the Colts game has any implications.
Max
Memes actually brings up a good point. He says that this is actually massive for Tankathon. Yeah, all of those games are huge. Tankathon games.
Big Cat
Yeah, Huge. I guess. So we're opted back in.
PFT Commenter
We'll update Tank. We'll update Tankathon in lieu of doing the Jaguars recap.
Big Cat
Yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll just do a Tankathon. That's when we'll talk about the Jaguars. Yeah, yeah. We will officially stop doing game recaps for the Jaguars games. We'll just have it be the Tankathon.
PFT Commenter
I like that.
Big Cat
Okay. Last game of the early slate. Seahawks 26, Jets 21. Memes, try not to give eye contact. This was memes. Where do you want to start?
Memes
This was one of the greatest first quarters of all time by any football team ever.
Big Cat
Okay. Because I didn't know if you wanted to start with that. Where the Seahawks had two fumbles on kickoffs and also gave up a 99 yard kickoff return. So they were down so fast. So they were down so quickly. I thought maybe you wanted to start with the fact that Gino Smith was playing the Jets, Mark Sanchez was calling the game, and then someone pointed out that. And Tannenbaum is doing the coach search, and it's just. It's like basically the gang is all back together.
Memes
Yeah, no, we're the circus.
Big Cat
Yeah. Circus came to town. But yeah, that was an incredible start.
Memes
Incredible, incredible first quarter. Probably that's up there with the Mike White game from week eight when we beat the Bengals.
Big Cat
Yep.
Memes
I lost my train of thought how.
PFT Commenter
Good the first quarter was.
Memes
How good the first quarter was. Incredible execution. Devonte Adams, Aaron Rodgers slinging it. Thought we just needed a buy. They got going. I thought the season was saved. And then he overthrew Garrett Wilson in the end zone.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big Cat
Oh, that was a bad one. What happened after that?
Memes
And then it was a pick six to Leonard Williams.
Big Cat
Wait, where did he play? Where do you get drafted?
PFT Commenter
There was.
Memes
There was a bridge team in there.
Big Cat
But where did you draft?
PFT Commenter
Yeah, originally he was really good when he was a rookie. Right.
Big Cat
Where to get drafted?
Memes
The Jets.
Big Cat
Oh, so Geno Smith, who got drafted by the Jets?
PFT Commenter
He did. Yeah, him too.
Memes
But there were.
Big Cat
And Mark Sanchez got drafted by the Jets.
Memes
There was a bridge team for all three impact players for the Seahawks.
PFT Commenter
Who did? Who did? Gino.
Big Cat
Who's the third impact player?
Memes
Julian Love.
Big Cat
Oh, okay.
Memes
He caused a fumble on Breeze hall and they were all on the Giants.
PFT Commenter
Oh, what did you make of the news coming out before the game that Aaron Rodgers is unlikely to return.
Memes
I was like, all right, we'll move on. And then that first quarter happened. I was like, all right, let's just run it back. Restructure. Run it back.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, yeah.
Big Cat
What about.
PFT Commenter
Say he's in the best shape of his life physically.
Big Cat
Yeah, he's.
PFT Commenter
Well, I should. I should changed that. He said he feels the best that he's ever felt physically in his life.
Big Cat
Feels the best he's ever felt.
PFT Commenter
And this is a man who's done a lot of awesome drugs that make you feel really good physically.
Memes
So it makes sense based on that first quarter. And then you saw the deterioration throughout the game when he overthrew Devonte Adams on that fourth down, he overthrew Garrett Wilson. There was just a lot of timing mishaps.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Memes
If we had a four years younger Aaron Rodgers, it would be unreal.
Big Cat
Yeah. So he said that not only is the. The healthiest he's felt for a while, but he also said when asked about, like, whose fault it is, he said there's 11 guys on the field. Sometimes it's my fault. And then sometimes the details aren't there in some other spots too. Sounds like he thinks other people's faults.
Memes
Yeah, I saw that quote. A lot of it is his fault.
Big Cat
Yeah. Well, it means I got a bad stat for you. Unfortunately, this game brought Aaron Rodgers out of the top five in EPA per play this year. All the way down to 23rd this game. Well, I assume he was top five before that.
PFT Commenter
He was top five and everything.
Big Cat
Everything.
Memes
At one point he was top five.
PFT Commenter
This is a terrible second half collapse for the Jets.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
After their offense started the season off looking so good.
Big Cat
Yeah. Yeah.
Memes
You guys just keep bringing up bad stats.
Big Cat
I actually. All right, memes, I got something to maybe cheer you up. I found a bad stat and then it ended up being. It was basically like, call the ambulance, but not for me meme, where, you know, the guy compels a gun because Aaron Rogers has not thrown for 300 yards in 34 games. And then I went to look it up and obviously the last time he did it was against. Against the bears. Yeah. Week 13, 20, 21. So call the ambulance.
Memes
But for me, yeah, I've been aware of that stat.
Big Cat
Yeah. So memes, what? Also, Aaron Rodgers had the ball with a chance to win the game with a field goal or touchdown. Five times this year. Over five memes. Though, since we're on the talk of memes, walk us through Geno Smith after the Game posted the meme of like, you know, dressed up for my hater for my haters funeral. That meme.
PFT Commenter
Yep.
Big Cat
You were upset.
Memes
Yeah, it's fucked up. Talk shit when. When it's even score. Oh, wait, that's a Michael Jordan meme.
Big Cat
Yeah, that is. Yeah.
Memes
Talk shit when it's even score. You won. Go back to Seattle. Go fuck yourself. That's it.
Big Cat
Okay, stop.
PFT Commenter
You're his biggest hater.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
And today was your funeral.
Memes
We're not his biggest hater. Charities are his biggest haters.
Big Cat
Oh.
PFT Commenter
Oh, God.
Big Cat
What?
PFT Commenter
Why do charities.
Memes
The reason why it didn't work out on the jets is because. Charity event. And he got punched in the face. And then Ryan Fitzpatrick had the second greatest season in jets history. So they gave Ryan Fitzpatrick a new contract. They believed in him. Then Ryan Fitzpatrick got fat and sucked.
Big Cat
Whoa. He did?
Memes
Yeah, because he held out for more money, which set a rip off to where we are now. So Geno Smith not showing up to a charity event set The jets back 10 years to this moment.
Big Cat
Okay.
PFT Commenter
And we're sure that he did not show up to the charity event. That's exactly what happened.
Memes
You bought him a plane ticket and just didn't show up.
Big Cat
And yeah, Memes. Memes replied, hey, Geno, respectfully, go fuck yourself.
Memes
He's bad guys.
Big Cat
Seems like you're not happy.
Max
Would you like him to be the next jets quarterback?
Big Cat
No. Good question, Max.
Max
So given the. Given the opportunity, you would say no to Geno Smith?
Big Cat
No. I don't think you're in a place to be able to do that.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, I mean, you're gonna have to.
Big Cat
Say yes to Gino.
PFT Commenter
Kirk Cousins, you would say yes to him. I think you probably say yes to Derek.
Max
Sam Darnold, he said yes to.
Big Cat
Yeah, yeah.
PFT Commenter
Derek Carr. I think he's a free agent or he's. He's going to be out of New Orleans probably next year.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Memes
Derek Carr will be a wild ride.
Big Cat
Oh, a wild ride.
PFT Commenter
What a wild ride. We got Derek. Car boys.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Memes
Derek R. I do Derek R. You would.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Max
You would do Geno Smith.
Big Cat
No.
PFT Commenter
You should say yes.
Big Cat
Geno Smith.
Memes
No. Bad guy.
Big Cat
You should say yes to Geno Smith.
Max
You love memes. You literally love memes.
Memes
He's a bad guy.
PFT Commenter
You're just. You're jealous, I think.
Memes
Of what?
PFT Commenter
He memed you.
Big Cat
Yeah, exactly. He used your weapons against you.
Memes
That's a good point.
Big Cat
That's why I brought it up, because I was like, oh, memes got memed. He's got to be pissed about yeah, but do.
Memes
Do it before the game. Everybody talks after.
Max
You can't do that before the game.
Memes
Yeah, be a man.
Big Cat
But it doesn't make sense before.
Max
Yeah, that doesn't make sense before the game.
Memes
If they're your biggest hater, talk your shit before the game.
Max
But that's not the funeral.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, he killed them.
Max
He would.
Memes
So we're all black going into the game.
PFT Commenter
The jets were all black today.
Memes
That's true.
PFT Commenter
How'd you like those uniforms?
Memes
I love those uniforms.
PFT Commenter
Aaron Rodgers looked very, very depressed in that uniform.
Memes
Wore that turtleneck.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
He looked like a French painter from the 1700s.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Memes
He should just retire.
PFT Commenter
Well, so he wants to play next year, I think, but according to the jets, he's not going to be back. I've got just something I'm going to toss out there because to me it makes sense. Aaron Rodgers on the Rams next year.
Big Cat
What happened to Matt Safford, Jets.
PFT Commenter
Matt Safford might. He might retire.
Big Cat
Okay. I don't hate it.
PFT Commenter
I feel like he would want to play for McVeigh and I feel like McVeigh would look at him be like, I've done it before.
Big Cat
People are saying, aaron Rodgers, Titans.
PFT Commenter
Aaron Rodgers, Titans.
Big Cat
And there's a house in Nashville that does feel like he would be. That kind of fits his vibe.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big Cat
Like you do some. Yeah, he feels like Nashville.
PFT Commenter
Well, think about it. So he got close to Woody Johnson because of the vaccine.
Big Cat
Right.
PFT Commenter
To try to bring down the jets from the inside. He might make his next mission to destroy the entire state of California.
Big Cat
Ooh, that's true. Yeah, that's true. As for the Seahawks, they are in the lead for the NSC West. And I'm starting to believe.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, again, I can't figure the Seahawks out at all.
Big Cat
Their goal line offense is so frustrating.
PFT Commenter
It's not even week to week.
Big Cat
It's.
PFT Commenter
It's quarter to quarter.
Big Cat
Yeah, yeah. No, this was a, the beginning of this game was just a comedy of errors for the Seahawks and I don't know what, but I think they probably got to get Leviscus Chanel not returning kicks anymore because that. The foam. The second fumble where he almost fumbled and then fell down and then just threw the ball. Yeah, they, they, they are hard to figure out and they had like that, that goal lines offensive set where it felt like they ran 100 plays and they ended up on like the 20 yard line.
PFT Commenter
Yeah. So what's the Seahawks schedule here?
Big Cat
I think they still have a lot of NFC West. Right. I think they have to play the Rams and Cardinals again, at least. So that should be. They should duke it out, figure this whole thing out on the field.
PFT Commenter
I got about 2 and 3.
Big Cat
2 and 3.
PFT Commenter
2 and 3 in their next five.
Big Cat
Oh, no. So that's probably not going to the playoffs, right?
PFT Commenter
I don't know.
Big Cat
Two and three in their next five is going to be tough.
PFT Commenter
Their two wins are against the Cardinals and the Rams.
Big Cat
Oh, no. They're going to beat the Bears. I don't know why you would say that as a loss. Oh, they do have a tough, tough schedule, though. They needed this game today. That was a huge win for them. Yeah. Packers, Vikings, both at home. And Cardinals, Rams and Bears. They should probably beat the Bears. Although that might be of the Bears. Last win or next win? Next and last win. Yeah, both combo win. All right. So, memes, what are we looking at? Tankathon.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Memes
First round pick. I mean, first overall pick.
Big Cat
You're. You think you can get the first overall pick?
Memes
We are the anti Chiefs and manage to lose every single game. Doesn't matter how. We just figure out a way.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Max
You have three wins.
Big Cat
Yeah, you're. You're. You're not getting the first pick, buddy.
Memes
Why not?
Big Cat
Because the Giants, Raiders and Jacks in the Jaguars. One of those teams not winning another.
Memes
Game, maybe the Giants.
Big Cat
You're not getting the first pick. Are you taking a quarterback?
Memes
I don't think there are no quarterbacks.
Big Cat
What do you mean? Shador?
PFT Commenter
No.
Big Cat
Cam Ward?
Memes
No.
Big Cat
Carson, Beck, Gartner. Oh, I found this. Georgia. You don't want that memes.
Memes
If you look at Carson, Beck, this is big arm kind of stupid. There's one of those in the AFC east right now.
PFT Commenter
Oh, stop it. Stop it. Don't do that.
Big Cat
Who are you talking about?
PFT Commenter
Josh Allen.
Big Cat
Carson Peck Island Saying not.
Memes
Not the athleticism of Josh Allen, but those.
Big Cat
Wait, but talent.
PFT Commenter
Stupid.
Big Cat
Stupid. Josh Allen's not stupid.
Memes
There used to be a meme that it was just like if Josh Allen was a stupid, and it would just be like highlights of Tom Brady.
Big Cat
Josh Allen's not stupid, though. He's actually.
Memes
You guys go full Josh Allen.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
He goes crazy.
Big Cat
He goes crazy different.
Memes
That's not stupid.
PFT Commenter
No, crazy is crazy rocks.
Big Cat
Crazy.
PFT Commenter
Josh is. Yeah, yeah.
Big Cat
When he goes full Josh Allen, he's like, I'm Josh Allen. I can do anything.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big Cat
It's not really stupid. It's just like too much confidence.
PFT Commenter
You ever date a stupid chick? You ever date a crazy chick?
Memes
Yes.
PFT Commenter
Crazy chicks.
Big Cat
It's called the Jets. It's a crazy chick. Every fall oh, memes.
Memes
Yeah. Carson Beck. I could also get behind Jalen Milro.
Big Cat
Okay.
Memes
But no.
Big Cat
What? No, no.
Memes
He's so fast.
Big Cat
Wait, what? He's. Yes.
PFT Commenter
He's fat. He is fast. No, memes is right. No, memes is right.
Memes
There are moments where if we had a mobile quarterback this year.
Big Cat
Mobile. No memes. Memes.
PFT Commenter
Hanging from the season memes.
Big Cat
I will not let you draft Jalen Milroe. You cannot do that.
Memes
Not first round, not first round.
Big Cat
I know, but still.
Memes
Bloodman wants a nuss. Meyer.
Big Cat
Oh, yeah. He's sussy for nussy.
Memes
Yep.
Big Cat
Okay. Nussmeyer's got a hose. All right, let's. Let's do a couple ads and then we'll get to our afternoon games or.
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Big Cat
Okay. Afternoon games Bucks 26, Panthers 23. Pft. I have a question for you.
PFT Commenter
Okay. Yes.
Big Cat
What happened in those three weeks that Bryce Young got benched?
PFT Commenter
He became him.
Big Cat
It's crazy and I know they lost this game, but it wasn't his fault because he had a touchdown drive with 30 seconds left. He had a, basically a field goal drive in overtime to win the game if it wasn't for a Hubbard fumble, which was an incredible strip sack by the way, by Anthony Nelson. But Bryce Young is a different dude.
PFT Commenter
Dude, he looks good. Bryce Young looks very, very good. He looks comfortable. I think it was like getting benched and then all the trade talk and things like that, he realized, oh, I'm going to have to move. And then he got a chance to play again. He was like, I don't want to pack up all my. This is. I'm playing now not just for micro. I'm playing so that I don't have to move again.
Big Cat
Yeah. And I mean the Panthers, they lost this game again. It was.
PFT Commenter
No, I'm going to count this as a win for the Panthers.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Like it's not going to count in the official standings, but this is as good as a win for the Panthers.
Big Cat
But they've officially, I mean, my power rankings last week had them graduated officially from afar, which they've been an ass for, I don't know, like 30 consecutive weeks. They are a spoiler frisky team that, oh man, are they building something for next year where, hey, we have Bryce Young, he's not so bad. We could maybe use our first round draft pick and get him a really good receiver or an offensive lineman or someone on defense like they the Panthers. It's crazy how different the outlook looks for the Panthers if Bryce Young is a decent quarterback.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, maybe it was. Maybe they had him playing scout team safety as the backup quarterback.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
He got to see the offense from a different perspective. It unlocks something. And now he's good. All of a sudden this game probably turned out as good as it could for the Panthers because you don't win the game, you don't screw up your draft pick. Bryce Young plays well. He leads you on a game tying drive.
Big Cat
Yep.
PFT Commenter
And he doesn't fuck up in overtime. He led you on a game winning drive in overtime.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
And then somebody else. Was it Chuba Hubbard?
Big Cat
That.
PFT Commenter
Yeah. So he didn't screw up the game in overtime. That was running back who you already trust and believe in. And it's not like you're going to look at Hubbard and be like, oh, fuck this guy from now on. No, you still like that guy. So it all actually comes out to just as good as a win pretty much for the Panthers.
Big Cat
Yeah. And the Bucks, they needed this game because you have the Falcons losing and now the Bucks are tied for the NFC South. They. They lose the tiebreaker, obviously to the Falcons because they lost twice to them. But. But the Bucks are very much in the thick of it. Could not lose this game. Baker was not great today, but they were like, hey, we're just going to run Bucky Irving down your throat and it worked. And shout out Todd Bowles because I think he is one of the more conservative, meek coaches when it comes to in game decisions and risk taking. I liked that he tried to get that extra five yards with six seconds left. And they ran that like getting the ball back with 30 seconds. They ran those 30 seconds perfectly to get into field goal range to get it into overtime. Because if they had lost this game, I know their season wouldn't be over, but it would have felt over because it was like you just had everything fall in your lap. The Falcons lose. They're. They're absolutely skidding. You can now take the NFC South. You could even maybe sneak into the playoffs another way. Although the commanders do have 87%, but.
PFT Commenter
I believe it's 85.
Big Cat
85. The bucks are like back. They had a, like, I think the Bucks are a very good team that had a really, really tough stretch of schedule that fucked them up.
PFT Commenter
Well, it coincided with their worst injuries.
Big Cat
Yeah, their worst injuries at the same.
PFT Commenter
Time as the worst part of the schedule.
Big Cat
But, but now they have, you know, the only game that is against a team over. 500 left is the charge. So they have five games left. They could, let's even say they go 4 and 1. That's a 10 and 7 record. That should potentially win them in the south and if not, could potentially get them into the playoffs.
PFT Commenter
They could. Yeah, they could. The. The Bucks, you don't want to play them in the playoffs and all. Honestly, I feel happy for. For Panthers fans because you get to enjoy watching football again on Sundays.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Without feeling like a complete degenerate of like just making an appointment for your own torture and then just scheduling out the rest of your day. You're going to feel like. Because you saw a miserable product. But as for the Bucks, I feel like you might be very frustrated at the end of the season looking back, being like we were a much better team than our record says that they were. And they probably were. I think no matter what Happens. I feel like the Bucks, by the way, that the injuries happened to them and even through the injuries they kept playing well. Yeah, but if it weren't for those, then you can definitely point back and say we should have won this division. If they don't.
Big Cat
Yeah, the Falcons overtime loss was the one that they'll look back and be like, how did that happen? Because that game could end up deciding everything. But I, I'm a believer in the Bucks. I'm a believer in Baker Mayfield. I think this team is poised to go on a run to get into the playoffs. And they, this was the game though. Like if they had lost this game, it would have been disastrous for them. It would, it wouldn't have been disastrous in like they still would have been very much alive. It was. Felt disastrous because that's a game that you got to win and they have the Raiders coming up and you got to win that one too. And then you're going to be looking around being like, hey, we're, we're okay. Like we might actually win this NFC south because I believe the Falcons have a tougher schedule because the Falcons play the Vikings next.
PFT Commenter
It's pretty much a coin flip between the Falcons and the Bucks to win that division right now. And then I'd say a pretty, pretty high likelihood that second place in the NFC south is going to get in over an NFC west team.
Big Cat
Wait, no. Pfd. If the Falcons get in, you're out. There is no nfc. The. You're the. You're the team.
PFT Commenter
How, how do you figure?
Big Cat
You're this. You're the 17th chance.
PFT Commenter
I forgot.
Big Cat
I forgot.
PFT Commenter
I forgot about the Vikings and the Packers.
Big Cat
Yeah. Yeah. You can't have an nfc, you can't have a second NFC west or a second NFC south team.
PFT Commenter
Okay.
Big Cat
Go on a run.
PFT Commenter
So right now the bucks are at 50 49. I'm telling. Listen, I'm looking at the spreadsheet right now. It says 85%. Is the new York Times lying to me.
Big Cat
The playoffs.
PFT Commenter
The needle lying.
Big Cat
The playoffs are.
Hank
That's your source.
Big Cat
The playoffs are set as set could be in the NFC if you're a Commanders fan. It's. It's just the Vikings, packers and Lions are all in and the Eagles. And then you just have to have it be a one bid league between the NFC west and the NFC South. That's it.
PFT Commenter
Okay.
Big Cat
If that happens, you're in.
PFT Commenter
I'll be. If it doesn't, I'll be fully, I'll be fully transparent. I went to NFL.com I went to ESPN and I went to the New York Times Athletic. They all have calculators. I chose to stay on the one that had myself at the highest percentage.
Big Cat
Got it?
PFT Commenter
85.
Big Cat
Got it. Yeah. No, you. You're going to actually have a very big week 17 game against. Against the Falcons.
PFT Commenter
Against Falcons.
Big Cat
That could be a shifter of everything.
PFT Commenter
I. If it were up to me and I got to decide the Falcons or the Bucks. Get it. I would want the Bucks. I want to. I want to watch more Bucks football.
Big Cat
Yes.
PFT Commenter
Then I want to watch Falcons.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Max
You just said both.
Hank
Yeah. Why not both?
Big Cat
Why not both?
PFT Commenter
Why not both?
Big Cat
Do you want to just invite both?
PFT Commenter
No, I don't want to. I, No. I, I think they're both very.
Big Cat
I like the Seahawks and the Rams. You want to invite both them?
PFT Commenter
No, I hate them.
Big Cat
It's like, it's our previous conversation is like 85%. Then you realize those three teams. Yeah, it's the Bucks, the Cardinals, the Rams all sitting there being like, hey, we want in.
PFT Commenter
Well, here's where I don't get it.
Big Cat
The only way they get in is if you get out.
PFT Commenter
85% for the commanders and then the bucks 49%.
Big Cat
But that's because of the division, then.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, I know. Then the Cardinals and The Rams both 35, 27%.
Big Cat
Right. Because of the division.
PFT Commenter
Because of the division.
Big Cat
They. Their path to winning right now to get in is the division.
PFT Commenter
Singular focus. Get into the playoffs again next week.
Big Cat
You just need the Bucks, the Cardinals and Rams to somehow all lose. I don't know who the Cardinals and Rams play. They play each other. That would be good. Well, that'd be good and bad.
PFT Commenter
Tie.
Big Cat
That's how a tie would come. Probably fuck some shit up. I was break your brain even more.
PFT Commenter
I was rooting hard for a tie in the. In the Bucks Panthers game.
Big Cat
It would have been a fire tie.
PFT Commenter
I like to have one tie per year, at least just to have that little dash one at the end to everything. Up with the schedules. Yeah, it looks nice. And then you can just revert back to like the 16 game schedule mindset where you're like, oh, they're going to finish 8 and 8 and 1.
Big Cat
My brain still kind of up every now with the 16, 17 game. I, I know that's stupid to say Cardinals play the Seahawks and the Bills play the Ram. The Rams play the Bills. So you could get double losses there.
PFT Commenter
Let's go double loss.
Big Cat
The Bucks play the Raiders though, so that's probably not going to be a loss.
PFT Commenter
That's okay.
Big Cat
But the Falcons play the Vikings, so that could be a loss.
PFT Commenter
That's good.
Big Cat
Yeah. The disaster next week is if the Falcons. If somehow the Falcons, Bucks, Cardinals and Rams all won. You know what you should do is you should parlay all four of them. It's.
PFT Commenter
It's going to work out just as.
Big Cat
Like a, like anti.
Hank
Don't lose the bi week parlay.
Big Cat
Yeah, don't lose the bi week parlay. Just bet all four of those teams to win. So if you somehow. If they somehow. Do you at least want a huge bet?
PFT Commenter
Listen, we control our own destiny.
Big Cat
You do probably control your own destiny. Yes.
PFT Commenter
Yeah. That's all you can ask for this time of year.
Big Cat
Yeah. You control your own destiny. Don't lose the game that you shouldn't. Don't lose a game you're not supposed to lose.
PFT Commenter
I don't plan on it.
Big Cat
That's really what it comes down to because aren't you. Aren't your games. Besides the Eagles pretty easy.
PFT Commenter
Saints win, Falcons win. Thank you, Hank. Yeah.
Big Cat
That's a toss up.
PFT Commenter
Cowboys win.
Big Cat
Whoa.
PFT Commenter
Yeah. You can't say that. You can't say anymore.
Big Cat
Revenge. Just don't lose the game you're supposed to win.
PFT Commenter
I won't.
Big Cat
Yeah. Actually, you know what you should do is you, you get the Saints era. Must win. You have to win that game. If you beat the Saints, I think you'll be good. The Saints are a must win.
PFT Commenter
The Saints must win.
Big Cat
Yeah. Because if you lose the Saints game, you're in deep doo doo.
PFT Commenter
Yeah. Then we got to beat the Eagles.
Big Cat
Yeah. Right.
PFT Commenter
Yep.
Big Cat
Yeah. Saints are a must win. Must win next week or two weeks from now. But yeah, the Bucks, I agree with you. I'd like the Bucks to be in the playoffs. They're fun. They'll cause some havoc. Also, the Bucks, if you go off the BCS model, the Bucks do have two very good wins because they beat the Lions and the Eagles.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big Cat
So they have two of the most impressive wins in the entire season.
PFT Commenter
Yeah. I mean, they're a very good team when they play well. I also like rooting for Buck.
Big Cat
He's.
PFT Commenter
He's fun to cheer on.
Big Cat
Bucky Irving. It's fun. Okay. Also, Stephen Che being disavowed by the Bucks was great. Although he had the ultimate Stephen Che spin zone. He's like, if I'm no longer a Bucks fan, then that means I'm eligible for the ring of honor, so. And he actually meant that.
PFT Commenter
But also, the person that would put him in the ring of honor is the person who disavowed him for being a Bucks fan.
Big Cat
Yes. Okay. Rams 21, Saints 14. I feel like this was the end of Rizzy Ball. We had the first half where the Saints defense was flying around. The Rams couldn't do anything. It was actually the first time that Sean McVay has been shut out in a first half in his career. And then Matthew Safford woke up, and so did Kyron Williams, and he started throwing darts everywhere. And Rizzi Ball is maybe dead.
PFT Commenter
I feel like as Taysom Hill goes, so goes Rizzy Ball.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
So he got hurt. He got carted off. Hope he's okay. But that's really. Rizzi was leaning heavily into just using Taysom all the time.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
And. Yeah, you're not going to be able to do that now. And I feel like the Saints are. The Saints without Taysom Hill and Rizzi as the coach, to me, are the exact same team as the Saints with Taysom Hill and Dennis Allen as a coach.
Big Cat
Yes. I'd agree with you.
PFT Commenter
It's kind of not fun and boring.
Big Cat
Also, Florida State has one victory this year. Jared Verse should win defensive rookie of the Year. He's a beast. And he ended this game. Game. No. Oh. Oh. Cooper DeGene.
Max
Quinnian Mitchell.
Big Cat
Quinn Mitchell. Yeah, that's true. And Cooper. But they'll. They'll split votes. They will probably split votes, but the Rams are back alive. Yeah. Very. They needed this win badly.
PFT Commenter
Very.
Big Cat
And it looked in the first half like they weren't going to get it.
PFT Commenter
And I have no idea what's going to happen in that division. It's just a log jam.
Big Cat
Will you. What. What about the Seahawks and Rams getting.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, they. You could get two teams in. You could squeak two teams in this possibility. Everyone would hate it if that happened.
Big Cat
Could be two teams from that division.
PFT Commenter
This is boy math. And I'm failing at it right now.
Big Cat
It will, actually. I feel like the NFC west is going to weirdly be decided by how much fight the 49ers have left.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big Cat
Because if the 49ers. The 49ers already played the Seahawks twice. If they. If they kind of quit, they have the Rams and Cardinals left. Left. That could help the Rams and Cardinals.
PFT Commenter
I'm just looking at, like, if you were in a bad situation, like, you were running from the cops and you and your buddies had one coach from the NF or from the NFC west, that had to help you get out of the jam, who would that be? And that would probably be Sean McVeigh.
Big Cat
Yeah. Although I feel Like, I feel like Jonathan Gannon would do something weird.
PFT Commenter
He's got some connects in the underground. Yeah.
Big Cat
I feel like Jonathan Gannon would come up with a plan that would work like 1 out of 100 times, but when it works, it would be incredible.
PFT Commenter
Sean McVeigh would be kind of like a better Call Saul. Like a shady ass lawyer.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
That could get you off on a technicality.
Big Cat
Jonathan Gannon would be like, hey, let's just hide, like, under this inflatable pool.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big Cat
And. Or like, let's hide in this trash can. And it would work one out of 100 times. And then all the other 99 times, they'd have the dogs and they would get you.
PFT Commenter
Kyle Shannon would be like, let's call my dad. Yeah, he'll get us out of this.
Big Cat
Kyle Shannon would just choke.
PFT Commenter
Not actually. Yeah, not a bad strategy. Just, like, get your dad on the case. But this is. It's a fucked up division.
Big Cat
Oh, weird. Jared versus. Actually, the odds on favorite. Oh, yeah.
Max
He's minus 110.
Big Cat
Oh, okay. So it wasn't crazy for me to say that.
Max
I mean, you said he's the rookie of the year. He's my.
Big Cat
I said he might win rookie. No, he's.
Max
You said he is the defensive rookie.
Big Cat
Okay. All right, so you know what? I'll say that he is the defensive rookie of the year.
Max
All right. We'll see.
Big Cat
We will see. That's why they play the games.
Max
That's why they play the game.
Big Cat
That's why they play the games. Buddy. Cooper Jean's going to get split votes. That's your problem. People are going to want to vote for Cooper. Yeah, I. The Rams are another team where it'd be fun to see them in just because Matthew Stafford. Anything is possible with Matthew Stafford.
PFT Commenter
One last ride.
Big Cat
It's basically when he just turns it on. He's like, the first half was. Was so bad for the Rams. And then he's like, yeah, you know what? I'm Matthew Stafford. Let me do this play action and let me hit everyone.
PFT Commenter
Oh, yeah. I have Cooper cup and I have Puka Nakua.
Big Cat
Demarcus Robinson was getting big passes down the field. All right, I think that's all the games, right?
PFT Commenter
I think that's it.
Big Cat
Yep.
PFT Commenter
All right, so who's back of the week?
Big Cat
Who's back in the week?
Max
It's fine. There's not much to say.
Big Cat
Oh, okay. Let's do it.
Max
Eagles are really.
Big Cat
All right, let's do it. Bill's 35, Niners 10. All right. Max. Eagles 24 Ravens 19. I think the Eagles might be for.
Max
Real if they beat the Panthers.
Big Cat
Well, they. I mean, they only beat the Ravens by five. Yeah, it was a close game. Max was so mad at the end. He's like, I want, I don't want them to score. So people think it was close.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, you want to be double digits.
Big Cat
You wanted the, you wanted the casuals, the box score watchers to be like, hey, yeah, we beat him. 24:12. People who read the newspaper for their, for their scores, instead they see 24:19. They're like, ooh, tight one.
Max
Wasn't a tight one.
Big Cat
No, it wasn't. The Eagles are awesome. Saquon Barkley is incredible. Tell us everything, Max.
Max
I mean, there's not really much to say. The Eagles are what they are. They start off slow, and then by the end of it, the defenses just get worn down by Saquon and he just goes off. And the third and fourth quarter.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Max
So it's just like their defense is elite. The defense is incredible. Real Vic F. I wish I could. I wish I could say that they held on the 12 points. Yeah, like 12 sounds so much better.
Big Cat
12 is bet. And Justin Tucker, though, he's washed, he actually sucks. You actually need to cut him, I think, to do the race.
PFT Commenter
So Harbaugh said that he wasn't going to do. He wasn't going to like kick him out. Now what Justin Tucker should have done is like 4 weeks ago faked an injury. Yeah, you can't, you can't get cut. Going to make. You're going to make John Harbaugh cut you. He doesn't want to have to cut you. This is an old yeller situation.
Big Cat
Yes.
PFT Commenter
Where he will shoot you in the head behind the shed if you let this drag out far enough. And just don't make him do that. He doesn't want to do that. No, you don't want that to happen.
Big Cat
But it's bad because everyone knows it's an issue. And Ravens are going to hopefully be playing in big time playoff games and it's an issue. It went from a sure thing. This is our secret weapon, to a very big issue.
PFT Commenter
Just make up an injury for yourself. Yeah, you get a bad groin.
Big Cat
It's. It's bad. It's an issue. It's an issue.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, it's really. So right now he's. This year he's kicking at 73%, which is 36th in the NFL. So he's worse than every starting kicker in the NFL and then what, five backups worse than Those guys.
Big Cat
That's really bad.
PFT Commenter
It's bad. That's really point today. It is going to be. It's going to be a problem for him in the playoffs.
Big Cat
Yeah, it's gonna be a very big problem. Do we want to do narratives on mvp? Lamar lost it today. Saquon and Josh Allen, two man race.
PFT Commenter
I don't want to say.
Big Cat
I don't. I mean, I just like to just be knee jerk. I mean, I don't think he actually lost it because he could. He could probably depending on if he has prime time games. Whichever. That's really what it comes down to. You just have to be a one or two seed and have enough prime time games at the end to have everyone be like, oh, he's the best.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, even, even a great Thursday night game would help at this point. As, as somebody that has a future on Lamar Jackson Wayne win mvp. I don't want to say it's a two horse race just yet, but I will say it's not looking good.
Big Cat
No. No, it's not looking good. No, because. Not because Lamar is playing bad. It's that Josh and Saquon are playing incredible. Saquon had another 100, 100 plus yards. Is he, is he, is he on 2K watch? Oh, yeah, big time. Big time.
Max
2K watch.
Big Cat
What is he at right now? Are you going to make a shirt for 2K?
Max
Sure.
Big Cat
Yeah. You might as well. I got. I had a real great glimpse of Eagles fandom just a minute ago before we walked in here. So our president Pug. President Pug is an Eagles fan as well. And Max and Pug were having a disagreement. Pug was saying that he wasn't satisfied with the win because the Eagles didn't score in the first and third quarter.
PFT Commenter
That's good. That's a winning mentality.
Big Cat
He's like, I would have liked to see the first and third quarter have more points.
PFT Commenter
Your first quarter suck, Max.
Max
Our first quarter suck all year.
PFT Commenter
You got to figure that out.
Big Cat
Yeah. Oh, he's at 1500 yards right now. And how many games do you have left? Have you guys had your buy? Yes.
Max
I think we have five games left. Yeah, five games.
Big Cat
So he's going to get it.
Max
Needs to average 100 yards a game.
Big Cat
Yeah, 100 yards a game is not a problem for Saquon. That's not a problem. Who do you guys have an easy schedule? Oh, you play the Dealers.
Max
Dealers and Commanders are tough.
Big Cat
Oh, you're putting Commanders tough.
PFT Commenter
I like that. Appreciate it.
Big Cat
Yeah. Respect. Division games tough.
Max
Ish.
Big Cat
Giants with no Dexter Lawrence.
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
Do you have them twice? Do you have the Giants twice? No.
Max
We go Panthers.
Big Cat
Oh, 100. Steelers 75.
Max
Commanders hundred. Cowboys, Giants.
Big Cat
150. Yeah, 150. That's it.
PFT Commenter
He did it.
Big Cat
Congrats to Saquon Barkley. MVP.
Max
MVP.
Big Cat
I have incredible.
Max
I have his MVP five to one.
Big Cat
Oh, hell yeah.
PFT Commenter
Yep.
Big Cat
Love that for you, Max.
Max
Not 20 to one. Like, you know, the other guy that we have.
PFT Commenter
Who, who's that?
Max
The Heisman.
Big Cat
Oh, I got confused. I have him 40 to 1.
PFT Commenter
Oh, I don't look at my best that much. When you said 21, I thought you talked about Lamar, who. I do have 20, but then got 20 to 1. Also on. On Travis. I just looked it up.
Max
Oh, Travis Hunter.
Big Cat
That's right, Travis Hunter.
PFT Commenter
Very interesting guy.
Big Cat
We were going to find out about this guy. We got to learn. We got to. We got to learn about him.
PFT Commenter
Who is Travis Hunter?
Big Cat
Yeah, seems like a nice guy. Are the Ravens. They're in trouble now. Not trouble, but it's going to be hard to win the AFC North.
PFT Commenter
They're. Yeah, they're in trouble for.
Big Cat
For home field right then that AFC north like and. Oh, man, that would be. Imagine if they matched up with the Steelers. I don't think. I think they actually right now they would. If the playoffs started today, it would be Steelers hosting Ravens.
PFT Commenter
I think we as a country deserve that. Yeah, we deserve to have Raven Steelers in the playoffs.
Big Cat
It would be Chargers and Texans, which is a winnable game for.
Hank
That's a Saturday game all day.
Big Cat
Yeah, that's. That's.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, early Saturday game.
Big Cat
Steelers, Ravens. They would maybe do the Monday night game. Yeah, Remember we have that Monday night game. Such a shitty disadvantage.
PFT Commenter
You want to look at the playoff matchups right now and say when they would be played?
Big Cat
Yeah, sure.
PFT Commenter
Okay. So we've got.
Big Cat
This is fun.
PFT Commenter
The Bills and the Broncos.
Big Cat
Bills and Broncos, I think would be the Sunday early game. Like the noon kickoff.
PFT Commenter
That might be Saturday night.
Big Cat
No, I don't think so. I think. I think the Packers Eagles would be Saturday night. You.
PFT Commenter
You have.
Hank
That's Sunday. That's Sunday. Like 4:00.
PFT Commenter
Wait, that's a.
Hank
That's a.
Big Cat
No, Commander's Eagles. Commander's Eagles. That would be maybe Saturday night. They would want to put the Eagles on a night they like that. Packers, Seahawks. That would be Sunday afternoon.
PFT Commenter
Falcons, Vikings.
Hank
Maybe Monday night.
Big Cat
Maybe Saturday. Maybe Monday night.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, they probably would sprinkle that in as like a Monday night game.
Big Cat
Yeah, Steelers, Ravens would be Saturday night. Or Monday night. That would be the. Or that would be the night.
Hank
Sunday. Sunday 1 and 4. Like the NFL's best slots, though.
Big Cat
No, Sunday night.
PFT Commenter
Night. Night night. So you'd have. You definitely have to do Steelers, Ravens. That's a Sunday night game. Yeah, for sure.
Big Cat
Steelers, Ravens, Sunday night. This is really stupid. The problem is Chargers.
PFT Commenter
The problem is we've got two candidates for early Saturday games.
Big Cat
I'm writing this out.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, we got two candidates for early Saturday games. One would be the Vikings at the Falcons, Texans.
Hank
And then the other into that slot.
Big Cat
Chargers to Texans is the first game.
PFT Commenter
Okay. That's game one, Saturday night one.
Big Cat
I'm just filling in the spots that I know.
PFT Commenter
Okay. No, this is good.
Big Cat
Broncos at Bills is the. Is the noon Sunday game. The afternoon game is going to be packers and Eagles or Seahawks. Packers at Seahawks. And then the night Sunday night game is going to be Steelers, Ravens. All right.
PFT Commenter
Yep.
Big Cat
Then we have Monday night and Sun Saturday night to fill in. And I believe Saturday night would be.
PFT Commenter
Bills, Broncos.
Big Cat
No, they have that Sunday at noon. No, Saturday night would be Saturday night be Eagles Commanders. Then they would put the Falcons, Vikings, whole Kirk Cousins thing on Monday Night Football.
PFT Commenter
Okay, I feel good about that. That's a hell of a weekend of football.
Big Cat
I feel good about that. I'm excited for. Can't wait. It's gonna be so many changes to the seating and everything. No, but.
PFT Commenter
But think about it. That's like we just planned out a perfect weekend of football. Football with those like. Yes, that makes complete sense. Now I'm kind of attached to that schedule.
Big Cat
And it's December. This is when we start thinking about this stuff. This is when you start putting in your head, like, hey, playoff football. There's really those three weeks where you have the whole NFL playoffs. It's the best. Because it's basically the middle of the week is just irrelevant in my brain where it's like, just get me to the playoff games. And every playoff game, you just sit there and soak it in. Oh, love it, love it. And it's all the roads. New Orleans, Max. Have you thought about Max being in New Orleans? Being in New Orleans? Of course. With the Eagles.
Max
Of course.
Big Cat
I'd be kind of mad at you because that means we'd have to stay longer because you would have to go to the game.
Max
I get so drunk that Saturday night.
PFT Commenter
We would need to hire you your own big domain Dom.
Big Cat
Like.
PFT Commenter
Like a big Dom impersonator.
Hank
No.
PFT Commenter
To follow you around and keep. Try to keep you sober.
Hank
No, no.
Big Cat
He's Got to go all out. We got to let him just do whatever he wants.
PFT Commenter
You should hire your own Big Dom.
Hank
Yep.
Max
Yeah, no, that's. That's what would really need to happen.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, we.
Big Cat
Maybe we should go to the super bowl with him.
PFT Commenter
I don't know. I don't know about that.
Big Cat
Never been to a Super Bowl.
PFT Commenter
It's pretty fun.
Big Cat
It would be fun to go with Matt Mean Rowan.
Max
Well, Rowan have to go, too.
Big Cat
Yeah. Rome will come. Rome be invited for sure.
Max
Run it back.
Big Cat
Yeah, run it back.
PFT Commenter
I would not. I would not be able to cheer on the Eagles in the Super Bowl. I did it last time because of the future.
Big Cat
Oh, Bills. Yeah. Well, we. If the Bills went, we'd have to go because we probably get to go into the locker room.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, I. Dude, I would be sitting next to Ed and Alicia.
Big Cat
Yeah. Oh, yeah. All week. We should talk Bills, Niners. Bills are awesome. 35. 5 to 10. They won. Niners are broken. Christian McCaffrey. The walls are back.
PFT Commenter
PCL is what they said.
Hank
Bonus snow game, too. I feel like you only usually get one a year.
Big Cat
Yeah, that was an awesome. I mean, the Bills are just built for the snow. It's like the. The running game. Josh just being able to throw. By the way, congrats to Josh. Getting engaged, then scores two touchdowns. Has a throwing. He had. He had a passing touchdown, a receiving touchdown, and a rushing touchdown. And his receiving touchdown was passed by himself.
PFT Commenter
Getting engaged. Loving it in the snow. This is a guy that does not need dome.
Big Cat
No, there it is.
Hank
Christian McCaffrey's calf exploded.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, I think it was PCL.
Big Cat
Yeah. But it looked like his calf exploded. The Niners are season from hell. It's season from hell.
PFT Commenter
This is one of those games where the snow affected one team way, way, way worse than the other.
Big Cat
Yes.
PFT Commenter
Like, the 49ers looked like they couldn't walk out there.
Big Cat
Yes.
PFT Commenter
And the Bills were just doing whatever they wanted. Wanted.
Big Cat
Did Matt Milano play in this game? I actually. Doing work during it.
PFT Commenter
I actually don't know, but he's back.
Big Cat
He's gonna be back. Like the Bills, man. They.
Hank
They made a comment. I don't know if it's because they're just building like Green Bay has with a heated. Heated turf. But they mentioned, like, they were talking to Josh and how.
Big Cat
Yeah. Matt Milano was in the game. He played. Yeah.
Hank
When they're in the new stadium, the weather might not matter as much.
PFT Commenter
That's something that you say when you're building a new stadium.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Hank
Like the stadium's Right next to the.
PFT Commenter
It's. You can. The pit is right next to it.
Hank
The. Whoever was calling, we were talking to Josh before the game, and I was asking him, you know, the weather, when you're in the new stadium won't be as much of a factor. You're going to miss this place. And he was just like, no.
PFT Commenter
Are they saying that they're going to leave the old stadium up so it's going to shield the new stadium from the wind?
Hank
I don't know.
Big Cat
Or.
Hank
I think. I think.
Big Cat
I think I know what it is.
Hank
Heated field that, like, can melt snow.
Big Cat
No, it also is. It's also. There's, like. It's. It's not. Not root. It's not a roof, but it's like a partial roof. So it probably is not going to be as windy, I would imagine. Like, if you look at it, it looks like half the. Yeah. Half of the stands have a roof over it.
PFT Commenter
Oh, yeah. Definitely on the lake side.
Big Cat
It definitely won't be as windy as the old stadium.
PFT Commenter
They should just keep building new stadiums just in between all their old stadiums until it's 100 insulated from the wind.
Big Cat
You ever seen that picture where they're. I think it was four. I think there was four. All four of the Milwaukee Bucks where they played were all, like, up at one point.
PFT Commenter
What do you mean?
Big Cat
Like, the Bucks played. Can you look this up? The Milwaukee Bucks, all for their stadium. So they built their new stadium before they demolished the old one. And then the. The one they played in like 50 years ago was like an auditorium that was across the street. So it was like all of their history was all within, like, one block.
PFT Commenter
That's pretty cool.
Big Cat
It was pretty cool. It's a cool picture. I don't. I don't know if you can find it. You didn't really. What did you search? Just Buck Stadium.
Max
Buck Stadium History.
Big Cat
No, all four.
PFT Commenter
Pug was so good at this.
Big Cat
Maybe you Pug. I mean, this is.
PFT Commenter
This is.
Max
This is an impossible.
Big Cat
All right, let's see if I can.
PFT Commenter
Accomplish no less than five days stadiums in one picture.
Big Cat
Milwaukee. Maybe it was three. It might have been three. I don't know. I saw it once and it was cool.
Max
Here.
PFT Commenter
Oh, yeah.
Big Cat
Yeah. There it is.
PFT Commenter
Three NBA arenas all in a row.
Big Cat
Yeah, that's pretty cool. And I think the fourth was like an auditorium across the street. It's pretty cool. I like that.
PFT Commenter
It's like the Evolution poster.
Big Cat
Yeah. Isn't that cool? I'm happy that we stopped for that.
Max
Good job, Max. For Finding that.
Big Cat
Yeah. Good job, Max, for finding that rollback. Question before we do who's back? Rho, B, A C k.com promo code. Take 20% off your first purchase. Qzips, polos, hoodies, joggers, shorts. Rock.com promo code. Take 20 percent off your first purchase. Let's do week 13. We're in December. Super bowl matchups around the room. Memes, would you like to start? Give it to us.
Memes
Super bowl matchup.
Big Cat
Super bowl matchup. When we were week 13. We haven't. I don't know if our predictions. What our preseason predictions were. Remember when Max picked the. Or no, he made fun of me for picking Vikings over. Or no, you picked Vikings under.
Max
No, you made fun of me for picking Vikings under.
Big Cat
Yeah. And I was. I'm still waiting for my apology. Still waiting for my apology.
Max
Did you take it?
Big Cat
I'm still waiting for my apology. I did not. We're in California for grit week, dude. Memes.
Memes
I'm going to go Ravens, Vikings.
Big Cat
Oh, I thought it was.
PFT Commenter
Yes, you should have gone.
Big Cat
J. Say, that is gross. Purple.
PFT Commenter
That's a.
Big Cat
Why would you do that?
PFT Commenter
Ugly Super Bowl.
Big Cat
Why would you. That was a vibe killer.
Max
Darnold. He's Darnold guy now.
Big Cat
All right, Hank.
Hank
Vibe booster.
Big Cat
Yes.
Hank
Lions. Bills.
Big Cat
Yes. That's mine.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, that's mine.
Big Cat
Bill's Lions.
Hank
You got to just think about what, Like, I am a neutral party in New Orleans and what do I want to see?
Big Cat
Yes.
Hank
And it's Bills and Lions fans just taking over Bourbon Street.
Big Cat
Sneaky backup to Bill's Lions. In terms of fan bases. Lions, Steelers, Steelers. Fans in New Orleans would be all time as well.
PFT Commenter
That'd be something.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Yeah. I mean, Bill's lines.
Big Cat
Okay, that's it.
PFT Commenter
Maybe Chargers lines. Oh, Chargers. Real good.
Big Cat
Hank would be Arthur Meme.
Max
I'm gonna go with best thing for barstool. Eagles. Steelers.
PFT Commenter
Oh, Steelers.
Big Cat
Wow. Then I would. We would have to go to the game. No, actually, no. We'd be streaming. Yeah, we would stream. We'd stream back here. That would actually be great. Because then we come back.
PFT Commenter
I mean, if it's Bill's lines, I think everybody's happy.
Hank
You're not gonna let Jerry go to the game.
Big Cat
That's like a once in a lifetime stream.
Max
Eagle. Steelers would be Eagles.
Big Cat
Steelers. Put Gruden right in between the two of them.
PFT Commenter
I think Jerry would quit.
Big Cat
I don't think he has an option.
PFT Commenter
I think he quit. I think he'd be like, I'm gonna go work for Mr. Beast.
Big Cat
No, he could he. He could go to the. The parade. I don't know. The Super Bowl's also like. The super bowl is also like. I. Dave.
Hank
Dave's gone to all the Super Bowl. Yeah, that's true. Super Bowl.
Big Cat
Max, would you. I mean, did you like going, like, would you rather watch it on tv?
PFT Commenter
No.
Big Cat
No.
PFT Commenter
Max, quick question.
Big Cat
Would you like to go to the Super Bowl?
Max
Yeah.
Big Cat
That is crazy. I don't know. For a loss.
Max
The loss sucks, but, like, I need to. I need to be there for a win.
Big Cat
Yeah, that's true.
Max
Like, you get like. Hank brags about the. How many fucking after parties he's been.
Big Cat
For the after party.
Hank
Greatest nights of my life. All right, so the Celtics parade.
Big Cat
Yeah. Jerry would. I think we'd have to like Hannibal Lecter put him in like, a mask and like a gurney thing.
Hank
No, we.
Max
You stream in New Orleans.
Big Cat
Yeah, probably.
Hank
They would have to go to the game. You guys should just go to the game. And I would just want to watch them. Like, I'd want to be like 15 rows behind them.
Max
We're just saying things. This show like, they're fact. We're just. We're. We're scheduling out the first weekend of the NFL. We're scheduling what we're going to do if the Eagles. Steelers playing the Super Bowl.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, dude, let's just.
Max
Let's just. Let's just go watch it.
PFT Commenter
It's called using your imagination, Max.
Max
Let's just watch it. Let's just let it. Let things happen.
Big Cat
Oh, man. What's going to happen? We're definitely going to come back to. We're streaming here. If it's Vikings, Ravens. Oh, my God.
PFT Commenter
It's going to be memes.
Big Cat
What a dick.
PFT Commenter
It's going to end up being Chiefs, packers and the Chiefs win again.
Big Cat
That would. Well, the Chiefs.
Max
No, packers would be good because Chiefs would.
Big Cat
Chiefs winning. Beating the packers would be awesome.
Max
I can't. Vikings, Ravens is just so.
Hank
The Ravens.
Big Cat
I like. I don't even know what you just did. Memes.
Memes
The purple Bowl.
Max
What does that mean?
Big Cat
The purple ball. I think the old. Can I make a bigger bummer? Oh, yeah. Falcons, Texans, Falcons. Texas would be bummer city.
Max
Vikings are actually bummer.
PFT Commenter
I actually think Seahawks, Texans would be worse.
Big Cat
Seahawks, Texans.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big Cat
Seconds would be just like a. What?
Max
Chargers?
Big Cat
No, Chargers would be great for you and me, Max.
Max
Correct.
Big Cat
Ride or die, guys. Ride that thing. He's getting upset just thinking about it.
Hank
No, that's not. It's not even a thought.
Big Cat
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Hank
My who's back the week is the Red Sox question mark?
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Hank
Oh, pft. Alluded to it earlier, and I don't know if it was just because I was home in Massachusetts for the weekend and I was hearing the, the local reports and propaganda, but I'm, I'm, I'm seeing some tweets, I'm seeing some reports. I'm seeing, you know, Juan Soto's sisters looking at apartments in Austin. Yeah, the Mick Kirk Minahan guy reported that he's 100 signing with the Red Sox.
PFT Commenter
I saw a picture of Juan Soto at Hertz renewed car at Logan International Airport. Did you see that one?
Hank
I didn't see that one, but I, I've heard it's going to be as early as the middle of this week, and I'm, I'm, I'm thrilled. His socks are back.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big Cat
So he's, he's, he's been sign. He's signing his sister was. Yeah.
Hank
I mean, why would his sister be looking at places?
Big Cat
It's always the real estate.
PFT Commenter
It's a beautiful city.
Big Cat
It's always the real estate. Does this have anything to do with our good friend Jerry Krabus trying to speak into an existence?
Hank
What did he do?
Big Cat
Oh, he's just been tweeting about it. I've just seen him.
Hank
I've seen. That's. I've definitely been. Been brainwashed and I definitely, obviously, follow a lot of, you know, Boston biased people and accounts, so that's definitely part of it. But I've. I've just convinced myself. We're getting soda.
PFT Commenter
There he is. See?
Big Cat
Oh, yeah.
Hank
Oh, yeah. Holy shit.
PFT Commenter
Juan Soto.
Big Cat
That's his sister.
PFT Commenter
No, that's him.
Big Cat
Look at the hair. It's long hair.
PFT Commenter
All guys. Some of us have long hair.
Big Cat
Yeah. Yeah. So congrats, Hank.
Hank
Thank you.
Big Cat
That's huge.
Hank
Yeah, I'm excited. I didn't even think we were going to be in the. In the running, to be honest with you. So the fact that we got him.
PFT Commenter
You're in the conversation. Yeah.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Big stuff.
Big Cat
Okay. Pft. My.
PFT Commenter
Who's back of the week is rivalry trophies.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Did you guys see. Did you guys see the news coming out of UMass?
Big Cat
Yes.
PFT Commenter
So UMass and UConn, they play their rivals. Bitter rivals. Hank, you know just as well as anyone, there was a trophy that was made for the rivalry game.
Hank
And I don't even think kids from UConn or UMass care about this, by the way, which is the funniest part.
PFT Commenter
So after the game, they did not present the rivalry trophy to Yukon, Is that correct?
Big Cat
No. So apparently the initial report was that UConn refused to accept it. And then Jim Moore Jr's like, that's not true. We wanted it. They wouldn't give it to us. So now It's Jim Moore Jr. Said.
PFT Commenter
He was looking for the trophy after the game.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
And they were told to get lost. And then UMass just put out a statement saying regarding yesterday's football game and fan interest in presenting a trophy to the winner, prior to the game, the two schools had not discussed awarding the trophy to the winning team or using the trophy in general as a symbol to our long standing series. Series. The trophy was provided to UMass for the first time earlier in the week, not leaving a lot of time to properly consider an official name. Should have been the come as trophy, secure a mutually beneficial sponsor, or execute a marketing plan. In addition, series results still need to be added to the base of the trophy. Both schools agree that celebrating our 78 game rivalry requires appropriate planning. So now they're at. They're asking for the trophy so that they can award it to Coach Mora and his team. We have no issue with this plan. And for now, we'll consider the trophy property of the two collectives to be used at their Discretion.
Big Cat
Why did they give jug, by the way? It's the cum jug.
PFT Commenter
It's a cum joke.
Big Cat
Yeah. Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Why did they not give the trophy? Why? I don't understand how this get held. They made a trophy. Jim Moore Jr. Wanted the trophy. If you make a rivalry trophy, you have to be prepared to give it away. If you don't want to give it away, then you just do the Jim Harbaugh thing and you don't tell the other team about it beforehand.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
And then you just get to keep it if you win it.
Big Cat
What was that line in there about.
Hank
We weren't planning on this being a representative of this rivalry?
Big Cat
Like, I just love that Yukon's always in the middle of these. Yeah. Obviously the civil conflict. My favorite trophy of all time.
Max
Is that dead, by the way.
Big Cat
Yeah. What?
Max
The civil conflict. Is that still.
Big Cat
Yeah. Well, they don't. I don't think they play.
Hank
No. Like you trying to find it.
Big Cat
Oh, I found it. The guy won't get the. The UCF has it. I believe. I. I basically kicked the. The hornet's nest that got it out from some guy's garage who then donated it back to ucf. Which sucks because I should have got. I should have been me. I should have had that trophy. I would have put it. I would have had it in the front of the office encased and it would have been like the Clemson rock. Everyone touches it when they come to work. It would have been incredible. But that Rob, I gotta say this.
PFT Commenter
Trophy looks like you got it from like a 1980s Pottery Barn.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
They could have put a little bit more time into the trophy.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Hank
I mean how many times have these teams played when they have like a winning. When both teams have a winning record.
Big Cat
Yukon's had a good year this year.
PFT Commenter
That would be interesting to look up though and see like both.
Big Cat
When both.
PFT Commenter
When Both teams are above 500.
Max
What Jack Ma is going to get on your ass.
Big Cat
No, they're the Yukon. Yukon.
Max
Football.
Big Cat
Football has been very good this year.
Hank
I said both teams have a winning record.
PFT Commenter
Yeah. He clearly said both teams above 500. It doesn't know.
Big Cat
UConn was having a good year.
PFT Commenter
The wood in the stroke looks like football. Elementary school desk.
Big Cat
Yeah. Yeah. Yukon 8 and 4. They better get a bowl invite. That would suck if they don't.
Hank
That you automatically get one if you get six.
Big Cat
Nope. They have to because they're so. There are. There's sometimes there's more bowl eligible teams than there are bowls, which is crazy. And Yukon being an independent means they don't have a bull tie in. So it's like a lot of these. Like remember when we had the Barstool bowl and it was Mountain west versus Mac? They're independent so they don't have an automatic bull tie in. Yukon needs a bowl. It'll be if they don't get one. They went eight and four this year. Put them in a bowl besides a six and six and six team. Crazy. Crazy. It would be very funny if they got a bowl and Nebraska didn't. Just for real. Yeah. By the way, I know we're gonna do college on Wednesday, but my who's back of the week is Ryan Day. Because that was the worst loss. I actually think that might have been the worst loss of all time in.
PFT Commenter
The history of losses. I football games only.
Big Cat
It was a loss that had me for the rest of the day muttering to myself, I can't believe they lost that game. Like the stakes of that game. There are 20 point favorites. Ohio State is loaded. Michigan doesn't have an offense. They don't have a quarterback. Michigan, Michigan has had a dog season and they still went in and bullied him in Columbus.
PFT Commenter
They have two not quarterbacks.
Big Cat
It's crazy.
PFT Commenter
It is wild. And Michigan's office was so bad. It looked like they were. They were trying their best to give that game away to Ohio State and Ohio State couldn't do with it. And then the. The penalty on Ryan Day at the end of the game. Yeah, not good. Not a good way to end it. Not. Not a good way to beat the fraud allegations. Ryan get Ryan Day.
Big Cat
Yeah. And then you almost called him Ryan Gay.
PFT Commenter
Ryan Gay.
Big Cat
You did. You were very close to pepper spray. Yeah, it was chaos. I mean, I love rivalry week. What are you gonna say, Hank?
Hank
You say the stakes of the game, but Ohio State is still going to make the playoffs and still can win the national championship.
Big Cat
If Ohio State wins the national championship though like we. You saw. But Tate came into the cave today. He's like, if we win the national championship, Michigan will just say they've won two in a row because they beat us like that. The way the rivalry has gone the last four years and the way that Michigan beat them the last three years and then won a national title and the whole Connor Stallion and everything. It's. It's, it's not just one game. It's like the culmination of it all to get to that point where Ohio State was so much better and to lose that game. And now if they like. I think there's actually a Decent amount of Ohio State fans. That would be like, if we win the national championship game, this was still a failure of a season because we lost to Michigan. That's how much it means, though, to those people.
PFT Commenter
And for the fact that they have. They have seniors that have never and will never beat Michigan.
Big Cat
Yeah. By the way, I had no, I had no problem with. I. If you're a defensive player, I think you're allowed to go fight over the flag and be like, don't plant that flag. Because the defense of Ohio State plays played tough. The offense should not get to do that. That was also Jason Yvonne, Eagle. Do you know that that's crazy that that was Jason Yvonne, who was the one who took the flag back.
PFT Commenter
I also think it's pretty funny that they're.
Big Cat
Yeah, isn't that crazy? He's like a sideline reporter for the Michigan.
PFT Commenter
I think it's funny that they're fighting over planning a flag into an artificial surface field.
Big Cat
Yeah, you can.
PFT Commenter
Which you can't plant a flag into.
Big Cat
Yeah. But that. It was, it was a bad scene for Iowa State. They got humiliated. I don't know, maybe I'm being reactionary, Hank. It just feels like that was. Ohio State had such a better team this year and Michigan was. They weren't even trying this year. They didn't have a quarterback. And to have that happen is crazy. Max, what are you going to say?
Max
It's definitely a failure of a season no matter what.
Big Cat
And it's. That is as devastating of a loss as you can get.
Hank
How can you win a n. That's crazy, Hank.
Big Cat
It's a college. You know this. You know this.
PFT Commenter
Hank, what would happen. What would happen if Ohio State won the national championship? How do you think Dave would react to that?
Big Cat
I know we've won back to back national championship.
PFT Commenter
Well, he's. He's the embodiment of Michigan fans banner.
Hank
I would say in 30 years, when I. If I'm an Ohio State, Brad. When I go to bring my kids and I show them, say now like.
Big Cat
Daddy, what happened that year, we must have killed Michigan.
PFT Commenter
Because what happens is every time you bring up that national championship, it starts a story.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
And the story is, yeah, we beat you guys.
Hank
A national championship's a national championship.
Big Cat
But to be like, we won a national championship in Michigan, had a fucking dog year and they still beat you. And it's also like, this was Michigan. Now has Bryce Underwood. Ohio State has to figure out what to do with Ryan Day. Like, this was the year where you beat Michigan and Then you go in a national title and all is restored in the world for Iowa State. State. None of that happened.
Hank
The Syracuse QB going off too was fun.
Big Cat
Oh, yeah. Kyle McCord was so awesome.
PFT Commenter
I think they would still love to win a national championship. They'd be very happy with it, but.
Big Cat
They also feel as sweet.
PFT Commenter
They also know that every time they'd bring it up, they're inviting Michigan fans to be like, we beat you.
Big Cat
It would not feel as sweet preseason.
Hank
If you. If you ask Ohio State fans say, you can win a national championship. To lose in Michigan, they're saying no.
Big Cat
A lot of them would say, literally, yeah, He.
Max
He said that before the season starts.
Big Cat
He'S like, they had to beat Michigan.
Max
Beating Michigan is more important. Important than winning a national championship.
Big Cat
That's why college football is the best.
Hank
Yeah. I mean, it makes no sense to.
Max
Me, but do you think Dave is rooting for Ohio State to win the national championship now?
Big Cat
He might know. He might.
Max
So that he can say no.
Big Cat
I think. I think he's rooting for them to get to, like, the semis or the final and then lose. And then he can be like, man, we. Like, he's gonna root for Ohio State. Being like, I just want the Buckeyes to be a pro because he was doing him. And he. He kept on saying. He's like, this is bad for the rivalry. Like, the rivalry's over because you couldn't beat us at our worst. This isn't a rivalry anymore. He's like that. He was like, oh, no. Like, we. We can't have a rivalry with them anymore. Yeah.
PFT Commenter
I'll say this. I. I respected what Ohio State did after the game was over. In the same way I respect what the Jaguars did when they knocked out Trevor Lawrence.
Big Cat
Yeah. I have no problem with it.
PFT Commenter
It's good to have a little fight.
Big Cat
I. Yeah, I like it. By the way, Max, you weren't here, but I. I threw out the take. Like Ryan Day should be when he goes to bed at night. He should just thank his lucky stars that James Franklin exists, because James Franklin is basically propped up. Ryan Day.
Max
James Franklin's playing for a big time championship.
Big Cat
I understand. But you. You get what I'm saying? Ryan Day has not beaten Michigan in four years, but Ryan Day always beats Penn State. And they're like, look at Ohio State. We beat Penn State every year. It's just. That's just how it goes.
Max
But it still doesn't matter. Like, they don't care about Penn State.
Big Cat
I understand. I'm saying more like Ryan Day can't win. No. He beats Penn State.
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
And then. And then James Franklin's like, oh, James Franklin can't beat the. Win the big one. Oh, no. He beats Iowa by 40.
Max
Beats everyone but the big one.
Big Cat
Yeah, I know. Penn State in the. In the big town. Are you going to go down?
Max
I was thinking about it. I want to. I don't know.
Big Cat
I. I don't know if you guys looked, but on the DraftKings app, every single conference championship game this weekend is. I think the biggest spread is four and a half. Oh, it's going to be awesome.
Max
I think Penn State, Oregon's three and a half.
PFT Commenter
This would be such a big one, though, Max, for you. This would be the crown jewel of the big ones for James Franklin.
Big Cat
Yeah. I'm going to be the one seed. Maybe.
Max
I still think it wouldn't be the same, though, because it's not Ohio State or Michigan.
Big Cat
No.
PFT Commenter
But this. I feel like the Big Ten championship.
Big Cat
Rivalries.
Hank
Championships.
Big Cat
I understand championships.
Hank
I would want to win a fucking. Like, I don't care who I play in the Eastern Conference finals or the final finals. A championship's a championship. Selling had an easy path to the fucking championship.
PFT Commenter
Who cares? It's different college.
Hank
I would want to win a Big Ten championship, but not if it's against Michigan. Like, what?
Big Cat
No, not if it's against.
Hank
It's a Big Ten championship.
Max
No, I mean, it would be like. I would like Penn State to win this one, but it still wouldn't.
Big Cat
It wouldn't feel as good.
Max
Yeah.
Big Cat
If they beat Ohio State.
Max
Penn State beat Wisconsin in the Big Ten championship.
PFT Commenter
We're talking about beating.
Big Cat
And it didn't play.
PFT Commenter
Hey, you don't know anything about the blue bloods. You want to beat a blue blood? Big Ten, Big one.
Hank
I guess I kind of understand what you're saying. I just don't personally feel the same way.
Big Cat
Rivalry week rocks. This is what the hatred is so, so deep. It's the best. Okay. Good show, boys. Good to be back. Should we do numbers?
PFT Commenter
Memes will take 71.
Memes
Pfd. 100.
Big Cat
What?
Max
O is 100 in there?
PFT Commenter
Is 100 in there?
Hank
17.
PFT Commenter
It used to be. What do you mean, it used to be?
Big Cat
That.
Memes
That old machine.
Big Cat
83.
Max
It is 11.
Big Cat
I believe it is in here.
PFT Commenter
100'S in it.
Big Cat
See? Right here. Okay.
PFT Commenter
All right. 99.
Max
Put.
Hank
I don't even know what I said. I'm changing mine.
Big Cat
30, 16, 21.
Max
We got to figure out.
Hank
Oh, no. 30 just came down. 12.
Max
Memes at 71.
Big Cat
Right.
PFT Commenter
DFC memes at 71.
Big Cat
Jack, which one do you got? 16.
PFT Commenter
Jackson.
Big Cat
Michigan guy. Yeah, I want to ask him a question. 90. Jack. Jack, explain to Hank. We were talking about Ohio State, Michigan, and we're. I was saying that that is one of the most devastating losses, if not the most devastating loss, like, of all time, because of what Ohio State had at stake, their team versus Michigan. Do you think that if Ohio State, like, you know Ohio State fans, right? If. If they win a national title, like, it's not going to be as sweet because they lost to Michigan, right?
PFT Commenter
Definitely.
Big Cat
And do you know Ohio State fans? No. Let me ask you this way. Do you know Michigan fans? They're like, if we beat Ohio State, it doesn't matter if we win the national title or not. Yeah. Like, the rivalry means more than the national title, which is weird, but yes, definitely. Hank, I hear.
Hank
I hear you.
Big Cat
You just doesn't make any sense.
Hank
It makes some sense. It just. Just doesn't make totals. Like, I understand how much rivalries mean. You can hang your hat on beating Michigan or beating Ohio State, but a national championship should trump that.
Big Cat
I think for a lot of fans it does. But I think there's some fans that are like, that, that was the end of their season.
PFT Commenter
I also think Michigan fans, like, if.
Hank
I was in Ohio State, you're devastated, but I'm like, fuck it, we gotta win the national championship now.
PFT Commenter
I think Michigan fans and Ohio State fan, if they hadn't won a national championship recently, then it might be a little bit different.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Where they're like, yeah, national championship is the goal. But since they've accomplished that in their lifetimes and then their recent lifetimes, then they're just like, we want to beat a Rob.
Hank
Didn't they lose when they blew the game against Georgia?
Big Cat
Who?
Hank
Ohio State. What do you mean, the miss field goal? Yeah, that was in the playoffs.
Big Cat
2019.
PFT Commenter
Ohio State won national championships, though.
Big Cat
What. What year was that?
Memes
C.J. c.J.
PFT Commenter
Stroud.
Big Cat
Oh, so that was.
Memes
That's a bad.
Big Cat
That was 2020 or 21? 22. 22.
Hank
So they lost to Michigan.
Big Cat
They lost to Michigan that year.
Hank
If they'd won the national championship, you think they would have been like, ah, well, we lost to Michigan, so this sucks.
Big Cat
Yeah, I think I. I think they. Not as bad as this one. This one is. Yeah.
Hank
I mean, this one is the c. Underdogs and stuff, but.
Big Cat
And also it's the, like, Connor Stallion. Michigan winning last year. Jack, where'd you watch the game? Did you. Was that like A game that you'll remember forever. 100.
PFT Commenter
Yes.
Big Cat
That was unbelievable. Yeah. You never thought they were gonna win that game.
PFT Commenter
I planned on turning it off at halftime.
Big Cat
Yeah. And then they just. It bullied him again. They bullied him again. That was crazy.
Max
It also has to do with like they. It's now four years in a row.
Big Cat
Right.
Max
So it's like they have no argument.
Big Cat
Right.
Max
Even. Even if they get. Because Michigan just won the Natty. They don't even have that argument.
Big Cat
Right? Right. And it feels like Ohio State is in a crisis and Michigan had a one down year and they're going to be back next year. Like you had the moment.
PFT Commenter
Here's the thing. The best part about winning a championship is that you can be like, you guys can't tell me anything. I'm the champion of the world. And guess what? Michigan can tell themselves it's a perfect.
Big Cat
Yeah, you put it perfectly. There's one fan base that can tell you that, and it's the worst fan.
PFT Commenter
Base and it's the one that you don't want to have anything to say. Yep.
Big Cat
Yep. All right. We'll talk more college football on Wednesday. See you guys then.
PFT Commenter
Love you guys. Sa.
Pardon My Take: NFL Week 13 Analysis, Bears' Coaching Shake-Up, Eagles' Momentum, and MVP Contenders
Release Date: December 2, 2024
On this episode of "Pardon My Take," hosts Big Cat and PFT Commenter delve deep into the whirlwind of NFL Week 13, dissecting pivotal games, controversial coaching decisions, and the heated race for the MVP title. Joined by contributors Hank, Memes, and Max, the panel offers a blend of sharp analysis, humorous banter, and unfiltered opinions that encapsulate the highs and lows of the football season.
Big Cat opens the discussion by setting the stage for Week 13, highlighting the Thanksgiving Day games and significant team developments.
[03:00] PFT Commenter: "Some spread."
The hosts break down the Thanksgiving matchups, starting with the intense showdown between the Cincinnati Bengals and the Pittsburgh Steelers.
Bengals vs. Steelers: The game concluded with a thrilling Steelers 44, Bengals 38 victory, signaling the end of Cincinnati's playoff hopes.
Big Cat [03:53]: "Steelers 44, Bengals 38 we go over."
Falcons vs. Chargers: A close contest ended with the Chargers 17, Falcons 13, despite defensive struggles from both sides.
Big Cat [04:21]: "The Chargers 17, the Falcons 13."
A significant portion of the episode focuses on the Chicago Bears' decision to part ways with head coach Matt Eberflus.
Performance Analysis: The Bears' recent losses, particularly underclose games and questionable timeout decisions, led to mounting pressure.
Big Cat [12:24]: "They have lost six in a row, I believe now. The Hail Mary, two games where they quit, a block field goal against your rival, an overtime loss, and then the timeout game. Yeah, it's insane."
Firing Process: The chaotic nature of Eberflus's firing during a press conference underscores organizational dysfunction.
PFT Commenter [15:13]: "He gets fired. Do you think in a weird way that this was like a job interview?"
Future Coaching Prospects: Big Cat expresses hope for potential hires like Ben Johnson or Mike Vrabel, while criticizing the Bears' ownership for hindering team success.
Big Cat [24:27]: "But again, the Bears organization will probably ruin anyone, because at the end of the day, it's the McCaskeys and it's Virginia McCaskey who is very, very old..."
The panel provides insights into various teams' performances and prospects:
Eagles: Highlighted as "real for real," the Eagles showcase strong performances, positioning themselves as serious contenders.
Big Cat [08:22]: "Eagles 24, Ravens 19 thanks max."
Commanders vs. Titans: The Commanders secured a decisive 42-19 win over the Titans, bolstering their playoff chances.
Big Cat [07:49]: "Commanders 42, the Titans 19."
Vikings vs. Cardinals: A nail-biting finish saw the Vikings edge out the Cardinals 23-22, with quarterback Sam Darnold leading crucial drives.
Big Cat [07:49]: "Vikings 23, Cardinals 22."
The discussion shifts to the emerging competition for the MVP award, weighing the performances of Josh Allen, Saquon Barkley, and Joe Burrow.
Josh Allen: As Allen continues to post impressive statistics, Big Cat remains optimistic about his MVP chances despite coaching inconsistencies.
Big Cat [19:18]: "Caleb Williams, given what he has been stacked against in terms of the coaching, has been great."
Saquon Barkley: Barkley's consistent performance and potential to win MVP garner strong support from the hosts.
PFT Commenter [29:17]: "If a running back wins MVP, then they wouldn't necessarily have to give offensive career of the year to just the best quarterback on the best team."
Joe Burrow: Despite leading his team with stellar stats, Burrow's team's defensive shortcomings are a hindrance to his MVP aspirations.
Big Cat [62:39]: "You can't waste these seasons when you have a quarterback like Joe Burrow."
The hosts review key Sunday matchups, providing breakdowns of standout performances and critical plays.
Chiefs vs. Raiders: A narrow Chiefs 19, Raiders 17 victory emphasizes the Chiefs' resilience but questions their offensive line's consistency.
PFT Commenter [46:33]: "The Chiefs are 11 and 1. They have the worst point differential of any 11-1 team in history."
Steelers vs. Bengals: The Steelers' dominant win demonstrates their strategic prowess and defense's impact on the game's outcome.
Big Cat [59:01]: "Russell Wilson was awesome, throwing for over 400 yards. Their defense made a couple huge plays."
Colts vs. Patriots: A tense Colts 25, Patriots 24 finish highlights Drake Mayfield's game-winning drives, despite the Patriots' questionable play-calling.
Hank [88:48]: "Anthony Richardson looked really good. Drake Mayfield played well."
Vikings vs. Cardinals: Sam Darnold's leadership in a comeback bid underscores the Vikings' potential despite earlier struggles.
Big Cat [71:08]: "Sam Darnold, he was awesome down the stretch, led them on two touchdown drives."
Stepping away from the gridiron, the hosts share their Thanksgiving meal experiences, adding a personal touch to the episode.
Favorite Dishes: From traditional turkey and stuffing to inventive creations like Thanksgiving soup, the conversation highlights diverse culinary preferences.
PFT Commenter [32:19]: "I just thought a perfect recap for this game would be to just talk instead about what we ate on Thanksgiving."
Leftover Creativity: Ideas range from deep-fried turkey for the office to using leftovers creatively in soups and sandwiches.
Big Cat [35:06]: "I was a joy to be around on Friday. People are like, hey, you're so negative."
Looking ahead, the panel speculates on potential Super Bowl matchups and the playoff landscape based on Week 13 outcomes.
Packers vs. Lions: A pivotal Thursday Night Football game could determine the NFC North's fate, with Big Cat expressing anxiety over the Packers' chances against a formidable Lions squad.
Big Cat [43:57]: "I'm officially very, very nervous that this Thursday night football game against the Lions. The Packers-Lions game is going to be..."
Eagles' Playoff Run: The Eagles' robust performance suggests a strong likelihood of securing a playoff spot and advancing deep into the postseason.
Max [84:56]: "If the packers win this game, they're looking at, hey, we could win the North."
Chiefs' Title Hopes: Despite their excellent record, concerns about offensive line issues and point differential cast doubt on the Chiefs' Super Bowl aspirations.
Big Cat [51:50]: "They have the worst point differential of any 11-1 team in history."
The hosts critique team ownership and coaching decisions, particularly targeting the Bears and Giants for their organizational missteps.
Bears' Ownership: Big Cat lambastes the Bears' ownership, blaming them for the team's continual downturn and lack of strategic direction.
PFT Commenter [16:11]: "If you're not a football guy and you're in charge of a football team, you should probably try to find a different job."
Giants vs. Bears Parallels: Drawing similarities between the Giants and Bears, the conversation underscores frustrations with both organizations' inability to sustain success.
Big Cat [40:08]: "They are both really handling run a team, but they're a joke and they are terrible owners."
Wrapping up, Big Cat and PFT Commenter reflect on the tumultuous week, highlighting the unpredictable nature of football and the ever-present hope for their favorite teams.
Big Cat [10:10]: "Week 13 in the books. What a week of football. What a week of football."
This episode of "Pardon My Take" masterfully balances in-depth sports analysis with lighthearted, relatable discussions, offering listeners a comprehensive recap of NFL Week 13 while keeping the conversation engaging and entertaining.