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Big Cat
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Big Cat
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Big Cat
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Hank
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Big Cat
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Big Cat
On today's part of my take. NFL Week 14. We've got a lot to discuss. There were some stinkers there also was the Bills Rams game which was incredible. The Bears fucking suck. The Steelers and Vikings. I'm ready to start putting a lot more respect on their name. We're also going to talk a little college Football Playoff because it did just come out. So we'll maybe break down the bracket. I know we usually do Wednesdays, but feel like we have to do it today. We're going to do who's back of the week Fastest two minutes. It's all brought to you by our friends at DraftKings. The NBA season is rolling along. Playing pick six from DraftKings, an official partner of the NBA, is a way to get even more into action following your favorite players. It's super simple to get started. First, download the DraftKings Pick Six app. Then select two or more players and choose if they'll have more or less of a stat like points, rebounds, three pointers and more. Track your picks for a shot at huge cash prizes. That's all there is to it. Pick six is available in most states, including California, Texas, Georgia, Missouri and more. And for all first time pick six players, check this out now. New customers play $5, get $50 and pick six credits the fun of the NBA season continues with the most fun way to play fantasy sports. Pick 6 from DraftKings Download the DraftKings Pick 6 app now and use code TAKE. That's code TAKE for new customers to play $5. Get $50 and Pick 6 credits only on DraftKings Pick 6. The crown is yours. Gambling Problem Call 1-800- Gambler Help is.
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Hank
Where yesterday someone macked out my mural. That type of energy will make the Jags move to Europe with no Ariana Blonde Trevor Lawrence. The Jags were relying on their ground game saying take you next Bigsby. Tony Hinchcliffe Pollard yet again roasted a giant pile of garbage known as the Jaguars D while kicker Nick Folked around and had a triple double, making both field goals. Doug Skeeterson keeps edging, delaying the firing that will never come. Meanwhile, Brian Callahanjob is struggling to maintain a firm grip, leaving many Titans fans wondering if they could just do a better job themselves. Jaguars 10, Titans 6.
Big Cat
The Jaguars Huh huh huh. Winning streak and flying down to Tampa where patty cake, patty cake, baker's men bake me a cade as fast as you can throw it and toss it and run it with Bucky put it in the oven for JB and me. The Bucks seem to be playing like there was bad blood against AIDS in O'Connell and were all smiles going giving HIVs. I'm sorry, that was Roman numerals high fives on the sidelines. Desmond Ritter came on in relief and the only thing Desmond does is rid of your team a chance of ever winning a football game again. Nice guy though. Hurt. He's a really nice guy.
Hank
Nice guy.
Big Cat
Very nice guy. Bucks 28, Raiders 13 and we're staying in the state of Florida. Over to Means in Miami.
Memes
This just in, Tyreek Hill has another BM not Baby Mama the dump he just left on the Jets. The Dolphins took a big number two on the jets, beating them in OT 32 to 26. Anders Carlson was a workaholic with four field goals and two extra points. Aaron Kenny Rogers didn't play like a chicken today and got no help from running back Brandon do the Chickens have large Allens who looked anything but dynamite? They need a win. Stop doing this voice. They need to win next week to Prevent being the Rizzler's height 3 and 11. Dolphins 32, Jets 26 oh the Rizzler.
Big Cat
My favorite guy in the world. Okay, we head over to Max Carolina and Philadelphia.
PFT Commenter
We head to Philly where Bryce Neil Young was saying there's a lot of people saying we won't touch the spread. Don't feel like the Giants but I am to them so I try to forget it any way I can. Keep all rocking in the green world.
Big Cat
He found it.
PFT Commenter
He found it and rock they did for most of this game, largely in part to Jake Malasek Elliott who had fans wondering what is going on With NFL kickers trailing by six, the Panthers had a chance to take the lead late in the fourth, but Xavier Goose Aguette ended with a zero in the touchdown department after dropping the game winning score. Eagles 22, Panthers 16 we go down.
Hank
To Glendale where the Cardinals dressed in all black and laid in wait for the Seattle CEO Hawks. But Kyler Murray misfired twice early and Zach Chardonnay made them whine as he barreled in for a couple six pointers. Michael Jackson, Smith and Jigba were singing Billy Gino's not my lover he just a guy who once got punched in the jaw but he likes throwing me the ball. Adding a score as the Seahawks escape like smooth criminals with a division win. Seahawks 30, Cardinals 18 Staying out West.
Big Cat
To San Francisco where Clock Purdy looked like Big Ben letting the Bears know what time it was, saying this is our game to lose and all the Bears could do was watch. Clock Birdie also looked like Big Ben stalling in the pocket until he got exactly what he wanted. George Lucas Kittle almost Obi won this game solo, mauling all over soft Bears defense. For those asking if the Niners are still good, yo duh. While Caleb Williams couldn't compose a score. If you're asking what Brown can do for you, well the answer is not win a football game as the Bears lose again. Niners 38, Bears 13 for the game of the day, Henry Lockwood was on the scene.
Max
Yes, in Los Angeles, Kyron Sinat Williams said thank you Bills for the seven gifted points as he crossed over the goal line to get the scoring started. Josh Allen Ginsburg punched in a one yarder and then how old? At the hostile Rams crowd in the second quarter, the Bills dropped back to Pun and it's blocked and scooped up by Hunter S. Thompson long and he was gonzo into the end zone for another touchdown. Pookie Hawk to was pulling the rug from under the Bills D all day to the tune of 162 yards and two scores as the Bills tried to mount a comeback. Return of the Mac Hollands caught a TD as did Khalil Shakira's whose hips did not lie. However, the Bills defense did and they fall in a shootout 44, 42.
Big Cat
Great job Hank.
Hank
Was that a poetry reference?
Max
Henry Multiple Boom.
Big Cat
Wow, I didn't know you were that educated.
Max
I'm literate.
Big Cat
Standing on the corner. Jameis Winston Cuyahoga.
Hank
Such a fine sight to see. You're not dishonored. Thank God Watson's not allowed to wave a towel terribly.
Big Cat
Come on Tony Kadarius, blow me the Steelers put some fries on your baloney. Steelers 27, Browns 14 and that is the fastest two minutes for week 14 in the NFL. It's brought to you by our friends at Chevy. There's a reason we've never done a Mount Rushmore pickup trucks and that's because for pardon my take, there's only one pickup truck, the Chevy Silverado. Why is that? Silverado is a partner. A partner you can depend on. We've all spent time driving and using the Silverado for all kinds of pardon my Jake take jobs, adventures and other shenanigans. Silverado has been our ride for a cross country trip to the Super Bowl. Silverado helped us dig the biggest hole ever in the state of Ohio last year at Grit Week and they have everything. Silverado brings the grit to legendary grit paired with modern truck tech inside and out. Massive screens, up to eight cameras with 14 different views to help make driving, towing and parking all easier. We love the bold blacked out look of the new Silverado HD trail boss. So head on over to Chevy.com to build your own Silverado or Silverado HD and check out all the current offers on Silverado. Discover a world of strength and capability all behind the wheel of our favorite truck, the Chevy silverado. Okay, week 14 in the books. PFT. We had not the most exciting early slate of games, but it all made up for it with the Bills Rams game in the afternoon.
Hank
One of the best games of the year.
Big Cat
But but we what I Was going to say was we made it all bye weeks are done.
Hank
Yep.
Big Cat
We finally did it. We're in the home stretch, so we will hopefully not have another Sunday like this where it's like there were multiple games that I was not watching whatsoever.
Hank
There were teams also that I missed.
Big Cat
Yeah, there were.
Hank
Big hole. Like I miss. I miss watching Jaden play football.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Hank
That's what I realized today.
Big Cat
You missed who else was on by Ravens. The Ravens are a big hole.
Hank
Big hole. Big gaping. Gaping hole with the Ravens.
Big Cat
Gaping hole from the Ravens, the Colts, Colts. Anthony Richardson. Yeah.
Hank
Miss him doing something. Doing something crazy.
Big Cat
Something crazy and having a discourse about it. But we did have a couple good games early Patriots.
Hank
We missed them.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Hank
And no. No Bo.
Max
Yeah.
Big Cat
No bow.
Hank
No Bo.
Big Cat
I forgot about Bo.
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
Should never forget about Bo. We did have though. I walked away from Sunday being like, I think there are two teams that I'm not respecting enough. And we'll start with the first one. Vikings 42, Falcons 21. This was the Sam Darnold show and Jordan Addison and Justin Jefferson. But holy shit. Sam Darnold was 22 for 28, 347 yards, five touchdowns. And the Vikings. Why aren't we talking about the Vikings like the Eagles and the Lions? I know that they have a couple tough games coming up, but damn, the Vikings are good.
Hank
So it's funny you brought that up because I pulled up the Vikings schedule here and so they've got the Bears.
Big Cat
Yeah. Win for them.
Hank
The Seahawks.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Hank
The packers and the Lions. The last two weeks are going to be very, very interesting. At least.
Big Cat
Yeah. They're going to find out what they really are. But the Vikings are. All they do is just keep winning. They had that two game losing streak where they lost the Lions then lost to the Rams with the Sam Darnold face mask call. But they're just really, really good. And I know this was a close game for a while and then Ray. Ray McLeod fumbled and the. And it basically just opened up wide. But the. Sam Darnold is awesome. Sam Darnold. Are we at the point where the Vikings should consider re signing Sam Arnold? Yes.
Hank
Yes, you probably should because JJ is probably good. But you don't know. But we know that Sam's.
Big Cat
Sam Darnold is also only 27 years old.
Hank
We know that Sam is good.
Big Cat
Yeah, he's. He was really good today.
Hank
I don't want to hear anybody waiting for Sam Darnold to turn back into a pumpkin.
Big Cat
He might.
Hank
He's turning into pumpkin spice. Is December. Yeah.
Big Cat
He's get on board like those. I thought they were. I thought it was replays when we were watching, because it was. It just. There was multiple times where he would scramble around and then hit Jordan Addison or Justin Jefferson just standing by themselves 50 yards down the field.
Hank
The Vikings have achieved like a full circle thing where Justin Jefferson, amazing receiver, and we all know that he's so like physically dominant that you have to put like two guys on him.
Big Cat
Yep.
Hank
And then Jordan Addison, he started to put up so many numbers that people are like, oh, fuck, we got to cover Jordan Addison.
Big Cat
How do we do this?
Hank
And guess what? Jefferson is back open now.
Big Cat
Yes. Yeah, that was. They basically were switching back and forth. They were doing the rest. Ray Allen tweet with the receivers.
Hank
They were there. There was one play in particular where I think it was.
Big Cat
It was.
Hank
Jefferson had his hand up after like he was like 6 yards downfield. Kept his hand up for about 10 seconds to throw him the damn ball.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Hank
Then the Falcons defensive back just falls down. Jefferson catches it, walks into the end zone. They did the white girls dance on them. Yeah, they got pretty disrespectful.
Big Cat
Well, they scored so many times. They had to like, they got deep. Jordan Addison scored three times, Justin Jefferson scored twice. I feel like both those guys, once you get to your third touchdown, you're deep in your bag of celebrations. Yeah.
Hank
But I'm impressed that they had that many celebrations choreographed. Ready to go.
Big Cat
Yeah, well, it was. I just think the Vikings are surging at the right time. This also was. I don't think there's bad blood with Vikings fans and Kirk Cousins, but it had to feel good knowing that Sam Darnold had his best game of his career in front of Kirk Cousins who left the franchise last year or this off season. And Sam Donald in his last four games is 11 touchdowns, zero interceptions. Kirk Cousins is zero touchdowns, eight interceptions.
Hank
Yeah.
Max
He looks like he went back into a pumpkin.
Big Cat
I. He. It is not.
Hank
A lot of quarterbacks have gone four weeks with zero touchdowns.
Big Cat
It's bad. And it wasn't all Kirk Cousins fault because they were. Well, no, I mean, they're. The Falcons defense was just letting guys run wide open. Kirk Cousins didn't play well. He. That. That interception, that one handed interception in the end zone by the Vikings was so sick.
Hank
That's a good pick. I think Kirk said after the game that it was at one point it was tied 21, 21. And then I think it might have been.
Big Cat
I think that was the Raymond McLeod.
Hank
Yeah. Then the next time he touched the ball. I think they were down 14.
Big Cat
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think the Vikings scored, then kicked off. Then the Ray McLeod, then it, then it just. The whole game got away from them. But I, There is a little bit.
Hank
Of bad blood there because they booed him.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Hank
They greeted Kirk Cousins with booze.
Big Cat
I didn't expect that.
Hank
Personally love to be greeted with booze.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Hank
But for Kirk, like, it seems a little. I don't know, maybe they don't like the fact that he left.
Big Cat
I don't know.
Hank
He could have taken less money and stayed there.
Big Cat
He, he was pretty good for a really long time. Maybe it's just like they never got to a Super Bowl. Well, I don't know.
Hank
I, I shouldn't, I shouldn't condescend towards Vikings fans because I actually know exactly what they're going through.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Hank
Because I myself dealt with it for a while. Post Kirk Cousins. You get frustrated at Kirk for not being like a great quarterback. You have him on your team for a while, he's pretty good and he's pretty consistent most of the time. And then he leaves to take more money somewhere and you're like, I hate that guy because I feel like I wasted years of potentially good teams.
Big Cat
But you shouldn't boo in this game because Kirk Cousins helped you win this game. Sam Darnold is significantly better at this point of his career than Kirk Cousins.
Hank
Correct. The best revenge is living well.
Big Cat
Yeah. So it was. When I say it wasn't all Kirk Cousins fault. He did not play well. He has not played well in the last four games. But the Falcons did have 127 yards of penalty penalties. They had the fumble on the kickoff. They also just let Jordan Addison and Justin Jefferson run wild. The Falcons are. We said on Friday we're going to, we're going to be doing this show on Monday and it's going to be the Bucks in first place in the NFC South. And that's exactly what happened. And the Falcons are. It just feels like it's all falling apart at the end here. And Michael Penix.
Hank
It might be Penix time.
Big Cat
It might be Penix time. You drafted him. Why wouldn't you get him a little.
Hank
Like in a weird way that might have been a great move on draft night. We'll see what happens. But the way that Kirk's playing, having a first round pick that you can go to is a luxury that I think a lot of teams don't have. If he's at least a spark, he's something new.
Big Cat
Well. And if the season is. I mean, they still have the tiebreaker against the box and their schedule is not super, super hard. The hardest game is against the Commanders. They play the Raiders and Giants next. But if you're. If your season's over, you might as well get Michael Penix in. Yeah, you got to get him some starts.
Hank
So then the Vikings have. They don't really have a decision to make this offseason because you kind of have to keep Kirk Cousins. You mean the Falcons started the Falcons?
Big Cat
Yes, because the Vikings do have a decision.
Hank
Yes, you have. You have a big decision to make. But the Falcons kind of have their hands tied in a way because.
Big Cat
I don't know, I always know the NFL salaries and contracts are fake.
Hank
Cousins cap hit next year. His salary is pretty much guaranteed for two seasons.
Big Cat
Got it.
Hank
So if you cut him this off season, you're going to own like $50 million against the cap.
Big Cat
Got it.
Hank
The Falcons don't have a lot of cap room to work with. The only thing you can try maybe to work out, but he probably has no trade clause, is a trade with another team that is in a similar situation with a quarterback that they're paying way too much guaranteed money to. Yeah, the Browns.
Big Cat
Yeah, that would be interesting.
Hank
That would be interesting.
Big Cat
That would be very interesting.
Hank
I think that they both probably have no trade clauses. But didn't Deshaun. He was like thinking about going to the Falcons.
Big Cat
I think so.
Hank
I just don't think Kirk would go to Cleveland.
Big Cat
I don't think that makes sense. And also Cleveland's spoken for.
Hank
Yes.
Big Cat
Jamis is going to be there and he's going to get. He's going to get a new young quarterback. They're going to draft one. He's going to train him and we're going to. He's going to keep the Jamis flame going forever. But yeah, I feel like the clock is ticking now with Kirk Cousins. Very nice guy, but especially if the season, like, what do they lost four in a row and it feels like they have no momentum whatsoever. This was why last week was actually the game. I was like, that had to be the most disappointing game because their defense played so well last week against the Chargers. And then you went back to being the Falcons defense this week and now. Yeah, I throw in Michael Penix. Yeah, throwing Michael Pence.
Hank
Do you think Cousins is hurt?
Big Cat
He might be. He could just be older.
Hank
He looks uncomfortable. Yeah, he looks very uncomfortable in the pocket.
Big Cat
Also. Playing Brian Flores defense is not fun. That's true.
Hank
Do you think that some teams like do you think the Falcons blitzed more today because they were playing against. Against that defense?
Big Cat
Yeah.
Hank
That blitzes you more.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Hank
Send their coordinators. Like, if you're gonna. I'm gonna blitz you too.
Big Cat
Yeah, let's.
Hank
Let's.
Big Cat
Let's do a nuclear arms race of blitzes.
Hank
And you should not blitz Sam Darnold.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Hank
Is really good against the blitz.
Big Cat
And they're like, hey, you call off the blitz, we'll call off the blitz.
Hank
Yeah, exactly.
Big Cat
You get gentlemen's game. No more blitzes.
Hank
You get caught into playing their game.
Big Cat
Yeah. Yeah. No, Sam. Sam, that was the best game of his career. He's 27 years old. Is it crazy to watch this memes?
Memes
Yeah, it's wild. Should have been on the jets, but on the purple pasture.
Big Cat
But.
Hank
Yeah, but Cat, to your original point, I. I was gonna say, I feel like the. The Vikings are right there. Like second tier nfc.
Big Cat
Yeah. And I don't. I don't know. I mean, it will. They'll prove it when they play the Lions in the. In the Packers. Like, if they beat the Lions and Packers, why aren't they first here?
Hank
Yeah, they could be.
Big Cat
Yeah. So it's. I mean, they played the Lions very close. They've already beaten the Packers.
Hank
They beat the Eagles, too. In the preseason.
Big Cat
In the preseason. Max. Max is getting upset there.
Hank
I know. Way Max. Just so you know, the last minute of part of my take has been me and Big Cat subtly trolling you, hoping that you'll lose your shit.
Big Cat
No, I think the Vikings are really good.
Hank
They are.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
The Vikings look different this week. I thought. I thought this was like an eye opening week for them.
Big Cat
Correct, Correct. I was like, this is.
PFT Commenter
I thought they were frauds. And I'm like, they're. They're legit.
Big Cat
Yeah. Right. Because I don't know, like, no matter how good your defense is, having to cover their weapons is a matchup nightmare. Like, there's just. No, there's. They're so goddamn good. And. And it looks like the Vikings, I mean, they're 11 and 2 right now. It feels like they're. I mean, unless they can beat the packers and the Lions, they're going to be in that fist seed and they're going to be a team that no one wants to play well.
Hank
So they beat the Packers 31, 29. They lost to the Lions 31, 29. Yeah, they're right in there.
Big Cat
The packers game was the one where Jordan Love was terrible in the first half and then caught fire and the Lions game was back and Forth. Yeah, I'm a believer in the bike. I feel like the NFC playoffs, I've been thinking of it as like a two team race and we'll actually get to another team, the Seahawks, where it's like there are five teams now in the NFC playoffs from, like, I don't know, man. They're playing great ball right now.
Hank
Yeah. Kevin O'Connell may be coach of the year. He's in the discussion.
Big Cat
Yeah, absolutely. 100%. 100%. Okay, next up, Steelers, Browns, Steelers 27, Browns 14. The Steelers regular season home game streak against the Browns can now officially drink. It's 21 years since the Browns have beaten the Steelers in the regular season in Pittsburgh. Also, the Browns have not swept the Steelers since 1988.
Hank
Yeah, I saw the 88 thing. That's a rough one. But you did win that playoff game. I know it was Covid. Yeah, but you'll always have that, Baker.
Big Cat
That absolutely counts.
Hank
We got a little bad Jameis today.
Big Cat
Yeah, I'd say so.
Hank
Yeah. The intercept. My problem with James's first interception today wasn't that it was thrown to a defensive tackle, wasn't that it was a misguided throw, ill advised throw. It wasn't a fun Jamis interception.
Big Cat
No.
Hank
I get bummed out when I see boring Jameis Winston dull interceptions.
Big Cat
He just. He just missed that. The lineman slipped there, you know, slipped underneath and was standing right there for it.
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
We.
Hank
We did, however, get some Kidarius Tony slapstick comedy today.
Big Cat
Oh, my God.
Hank
So he muffed the pun at the very end. Just kind of dropped it and fell down. But the punt that he had before that, where he caught it successfully and then after the whistle, just threw the ball at the Steelers.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Hank
And got a penalty. Like he's. He is the best at actively making your team lose game.
Big Cat
He has to be the record in negative epa.
Hank
Negative war.
Big Cat
Yeah. I. The. When he. When he. When the ball went just right through his hands for the P, we all were like, wait, was that Kaderius Tony? What the fuck? He is. Yeah, he's not good. And. And the Browns had him out there. The Browns also have maybe the worst kicker in the league because I feel like Hopkins just misses a kick every single week. And they're the Browns. The Browns are bad, but I. I walked away from this game. The Steelers. No. George Pickens. Not as fun without George Pickens. Although Pat Friarmuth did punt a ball into the stands and he said someone had to get fined with George out. Yep. Pretty.
Hank
He did that one for George. Like Pulling one out.
Big Cat
Yeah. Yeah. But the Steelers defense showed why they're one of the best units in football. And Russ, who was bad, not great in the first half, kind of righted it in the second half. Got Mike Williams going. Yeah, I'm ready. I'm ready for the Steel. Like, Steelers are going to be a really tough. Because I'm always thinking, like, the old Russ is going to. Not old, old Russ, but like, Broncos Russ is going to show up.
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
It might just be dead. He might just be. He might just be old Russ. Seahawks Russ.
Hank
He's playing with a lot more confidence. Like, with the way that he's moving around the pocket, he's not really thinking. He's just going.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Hank
Which is good, Ross. And then the moon balls are back for sure. The Steelers defense was awesome today. First play of the game. The Browns ran the play where they don't block TJ Watt and they hope that he's not fast enough to get to the ball carrier. It happens every week. I don't know. I still have no idea how teams try to do this and think they can get away with it.
Big Cat
Yeah, they also did the play where they didn't block Alex Highsmith multiple times.
Hank
Yeah, that one, too.
Big Cat
It was. It was just. The Steelers defense was all over Jamis. And by the way, Jamis, I think God answered his prayers because the interception he did throw did not result in a pick six. He threw two. Neither of them brought back for an. For a touchdown.
Hank
Delivered from pick sixes.
Big Cat
Delivered from pick sixes. He's good. I do want James to. To. To stick around in Cleveland. I want them to draft a quarterback. I want him to have, like, a new puppy that he can, you know, train and maybe get some life back into Jameis. I want that.
Hank
What about. What about Shador Sanders to the Browns?
Big Cat
There's no way that. And then Deion Sanders will let Shador Sanders go to the Browns.
Hank
And then Jameis gets. Then they bring Deion up to be co Head coaches. Kevin. And then they put James at offensive coordinator in the year.
Big Cat
Yeah, there's. There's zero percent chance. No Shadow Sanders. By the way, I have. I have a tweet because everyone, you know, says that James had a bad game, you know, not great. I just want to throw this out there. Jameis Winston, 45. I don't know what that is. I don't know what the 45 is. So. 240 yards, two touchdowns, two interceptions, loss versus an elite defense. People say bum. Can't trust them. Kyler had 275 yards, two touchdowns, two interceptions. Lost, but he got paid. Cousins, 344 yards, zero touchdowns, two interceptions, loss. Also paid. Bryce, 220 yards, one touchdown, one interception. He's been rejuvenated. James has never judged versus Pierce, but versus perfection. So he can be denigrated.
Hank
There you go. That's how it goes.
Big Cat
James 1 of 1.
Hank
That's how it goes. Let the record show James did not have the worst week of any quarterback.
Big Cat
Yeah. Yeah. Again, bum can't trust him while everyone else gets paid.
Hank
So now the Steelers are in a two game lead in that division. Right. They got 10 wins, Ravens have eight.
Big Cat
And they got the big game coming up next weekend.
Hank
The big game.
Big Cat
The big game against the Eagles. Right.
Hank
The Battle of Pennsylvania.
Big Cat
Yeah. The Steagalls. That's going to be a. We'll find out if the Eagles are for real.
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
Game.
Hank
If they're on the Vikings level yet.
Big Cat
Yeah, but I am. I'm a full believer in Russ.
Hank
So what?
Big Cat
It's crazy to say. I never thought I'd be back here.
Hank
What is holding you back from fully believing in the Steelers? Because I believed in them for about a month.
Big Cat
I'm saying I do.
Hank
Is there anything though, like, if you were to nitpick them in the playoffs.
Big Cat
Yeah, it's Russ.
Hank
It's Russ.
Big Cat
Yeah, it's Russ. Like ending up being, you know, like the pressure gets to him and he takes sacks and it's Russ. But I mean, their defense has always been incredible.
Hank
If anybody makes the moment too big, it could be Russ.
Big Cat
Yeah, that's it. That's the only hiccup. Everything else. And obviously they need George Pickens back because their offense is so much more fun with him.
Hank
Fun for us. Although Tomlin was like, pretty feisty after the game. He's like, I've been telling you guys that this offense is good even without pickings.
Big Cat
I mean, Mike Williams got going. Yeah. He made a sick catch. Okay, next up, we have Eagles 22, Panthers 16. Survive in advance.
Hank
Yep.
Big Cat
The Eagles survive in advance. Almost lost the game.
Hank
Xavier Leggett dropped the winning touchdown catch.
Big Cat
Bryce Young outplayed. Jalen Hurts. That's what people are saying.
Hank
The Eagles kind of played down to their competition.
Big Cat
Yeah, the Eagles should have. It felt like they should have won by more. Just because Saquon was like, every time they handed him the ball, he would rip off 10 yards. But they were trying to get the passing offense going. And now we have AJ Brown saying he was asked afterward what the issue is.
Hank
He said the passing Passing. He didn't, he didn't say the passing game.
Big Cat
He didn't say offense.
Hank
He said passing. Say the receiving.
Big Cat
He said passing.
Hank
He said the passing. I do want to just clarify something I said earlier about them playing down to their competition. I actually don't think that's the case. I think the Panthers might just be kind of okay.
Big Cat
No. The Panthers last five games are win, win. Lost by three to the Chiefs division leader. Lost by three to the Bucks division leader. Lost by six, the Eagles division leader. The Panthers are playing great ball.
Hank
They can play a one score game against anybody in the league.
Big Cat
Yeah, no, that was, that was a impressive performance from Bryce Young. I do think he is the quarterback of the future now for the Panthers, which is awesome because it looked like 1 and 7. It looked like everything was lost. Now you not only have a quarterback, but you have a coach and Dave Canales who's, you know, coaching them up. They're not a great roster and he's staying with all these teams that are going to be playoff teams. So, yeah, I'm a believer in this Panthers team going forward with Bryce Young, which is crazy to say, but the Eagles, they're fine.
Hank
There's another issue.
Big Cat
They're fine. But the passing that A.J. brown, you would rather not have A.J. brown kind of call out Jalen.
Hank
The passing and the kicking.
Big Cat
And the kicking. Jake Elliott has not made a 50 yard field goal this year.
PFT Commenter
Kicking is a major, major problem right now.
Big Cat
For five on kicks over the panic button is officially. They were in a spot to kick like a 57 yarder to make the game six to nine. Yeah, two score game and they chose not to last year.
PFT Commenter
You, you make that decision a thousand times out of a thousand.
Big Cat
It's automatic.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, it was, there was no question about it last year. Now it's like you can't trust him to do anything.
Hank
So, Max, you've been trying to line things up just perfectly going into next week. You've been thinking about the Steelers game for a while. I would say that winning a close one that you could have lost at the end, pretty good way to head into the Steelers matchup.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, I mean the Steelers game is big. It's more so big just because of the, in like the barstool aspect of it though. Like it's a big game but like it's an AFC team but you're trying.
Big Cat
To, you're trying to get the ones.
Hank
And you're trying to make a statement.
PFT Commenter
Correct. But if like it's, it's, it's not not as important as the other three games going forward. Because it's an AFC game and the tiebreaker is.
Hank
Every game should be important.
PFT Commenter
Every game is important. The paint. This Panthers game was important. I said that this game was funky and I thought it was. It was going to be an NFL makes no sense game.
Max
Yes, basically was.
Big Cat
It was. I mean, Xavier Leggett catches that ball. Although you were saying, we're fine, we're fine, we're fine.
PFT Commenter
Well, there was. There's still 45 seconds and three timeouts, but.
Big Cat
So Jake Elliott.
PFT Commenter
Jake Elliot. Yeah, Jake Elliott.
Big Cat
So what are you concerned at all, though, about A.J. brown? Because that feels concerning.
PFT Commenter
But A.J. brown does that shit like every other week. Like, if he. That you're not concerned, I guess, but not really because that's just like kind of the way AJ Is. He doesn't. We've talked about that. With good receivers. Is that like you want a little bit of.
Big Cat
Yeah. You want that.
PFT Commenter
Jalen Hurts because he didn't catch a lot of balls. I'm sure if he caught six balls in the end, it was the exact. And. Or if he caught the devonte Smith touchdown. He doesn't say it.
Big Cat
The Jalen hurts had a couple weird plays. That one where he just slid for like a nine yard loss when he could have thrown it away. That one was bizarre.
PFT Commenter
That looked like he got hurt. It was like one of those plays where it looked like he got hurt.
Hank
Yeah, he does that from time to time. He, like runs slowly at a diagonal and then just lays down.
PFT Commenter
It was. That was weird.
Big Cat
And the other thing that would be concerning is The Eagles now, 13 games, 10 of them, they've been shut out in the first quarter.
PFT Commenter
It's about how you finish, not how.
Big Cat
You start starting fast. So in the playoffs is very important.
PFT Commenter
Not if you can finish strong, but.
Big Cat
If you get in a hole against a playoff team, that could be a problem.
PFT Commenter
But if you can come back.
Big Cat
That's true. You could come back.
Hank
But what if you get in a hole early and then you can't come back?
PFT Commenter
And that's what happens. That's what happens to the Eagles every game.
Hank
But then you don't get the running game going against a good team.
Big Cat
Would you rather.
PFT Commenter
I mean, that's what we've done.
Big Cat
Would you rather start slow or start fast?
PFT Commenter
I would rather start fast.
Big Cat
Okay.
PFT Commenter
And then finish fast.
Big Cat
Okay.
PFT Commenter
If I had a choice between starting fast and finishing fast, I would choose finishing fast.
Big Cat
You like to finish fast?
PFT Commenter
I love finish fast.
Big Cat
Yeah, I think we all do.
PFT Commenter
I'm so good at finishing fast.
Big Cat
It's actually one of my strengths. One of the only ones. The. Yeah. A.J. brown. So here's a fun stat. Saquon BARKLEY, he's now 94 yards a game. So four games left. 94 yards a game away from 2000. He also has the Eagles record in rushing yards in a season, passing LaShawn McCoy. And the craziest thing is that was Lane Johnson's rookie year. So Lane Johnson has been part of both Lashawn McCoy's previous record, Eagles season, single season record, and now Saquon Barkley's single season record. Lane Johnson is the best.
Hank
So this would be a good time just to remind everybody. O.J. simpson, much better football player than human being. Through 14 games, he had 2,003 yards.
Big Cat
Wow.
Hank
Pretty crazy season.
Big Cat
Wow.
Hank
Say what you want about the guy.
Big Cat
Different league, though.
Hank
He could run with a football.
Big Cat
He could run with the football. Did you. I heard you guys saying Guignanimo Bay. He wore the shirt today.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big Cat
Oh, okay.
PFT Commenter
I don't know if that was our shirt.
Big Cat
No, I don't think it's our shirt. I don't think. Do we make them?
PFT Commenter
I have prints of them.
Big Cat
Oh, you didn't make them. Oh, no.
Hank
Was it Quintanamo Bay?
Big Cat
Yeah, it was Quintana.
PFT Commenter
No, ours are saying ours San Quinnians because.
Hank
Yeah, San Quentin.
Big Cat
San Quinnian. That's right.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, that's right.
Hank
Different prison.
Big Cat
Yeah, he's got that one. Why didn't you. You gotta put him up.
PFT Commenter
I think it was like a.
Hank
They didn't want to be associated with the prison.
Big Cat
But he associate himself with the prison.
Hank
No, I'm saying, like, we didn't.
PFT Commenter
Oh, yeah. But now that he did.
Big Cat
He did. Yeah. Yeah, maybe we.
Hank
But he's also kind of out of himself as being Quin Yanimo Bay guy.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
No, no, no, we did. We did put it up. San Quinnian is. Is alive in the barstool store.
Big Cat
Hank, you weren't here for it, but Max was getting very upset at me and. Pft.
Hank
Yes.
Big Cat
Screaming at us.
PFT Commenter
Well, there you. There's just troll. You guys are just troll.
Hank
I was just saying. Oh, no.
Big Cat
Yeah. We said after every play.
Hank
Oh, there's a lot of oh, no's. You guys couldn't get off the field on third down.
Big Cat
Oh, no. Yeah, he was screaming at us. It was PFD and I might have turned to each other being like, this would be in a. In a boring early slate. This would be pretty good for the pod. If they lost to the Panthers.
Hank
It would have been.
Big Cat
Especially Lions rant on Thursday.
Hank
Max's Eagles won the game.
Big Cat
Yeah, Good job, Max's Eagles.
PFT Commenter
Sometimes you just got to win a game.
Hank
Bad producing Max's Eagles.
Big Cat
Do you know what's a crazy Saquon stat for you? Max Saquon has 14 times a season gone down at the one or the two yard line and then Jalen Hurts takes his touchdowns. It's bullshit. He.
PFT Commenter
He doesn't care. He's.
Big Cat
I care because I, I had you switch from Tyrone Tracy, which I'm sorry, but you also didn't come with conviction.
PFT Commenter
Tyrone Tracy did score.
Big Cat
I understand. I said sorry. That's why I said sorry. But you also didn't come with conviction.
PFT Commenter
I wasn't sure if you were apologizing to me or if you were.
Big Cat
No apologizing. Yeah, they did feel like there was. I think there was one play on the two yard line where instead of doing the tush push, they tried to hand it to Saquon and he didn't get it. And he didn't get it. They were trying to get him. V.P.
PFT Commenter
You were right.
Big Cat
You were right about that, but it didn't work out. But yeah, he had a great game. I still think he had like 124 yards rushing. Yeah, he's a beast. He's an absolute beast.
Hank
So he has the Eagles single season record right now, huh? I think he passed Shady. I think Shady. What would Shady have. What?
Big Cat
Yeah, that's what I said.
Hank
Okay.
Big Cat
Oh, yeah. LaShawn McCoy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Lane Johnson was rookie for LaShawn McCoy. The Panthers, who do the Panthers play? They're going to pick someone off. They're so close. They're so close. They're actually a fun team to watch. I don't know if they play anyone. No. Maybe the. Oh, I guess the Panthers could decide. The Bucks or the foul. Falcons. They play them in the last two weeks of the season.
Hank
That's going to be interesting.
Big Cat
They could beat one of those two.
Hank
Teams because you're going to have Falcons fans then probably rooting for the Saints in the last game of the season.
Big Cat
Because the Saints are playing.
Hank
Saints are playing the Bucks.
Big Cat
Yeah. Yeah. Wow.
Hank
This league.
Big Cat
Yeah. Tangled web. Okay, well, let's. Let's go to the NFC South. Bucks 28, Raiders 13. This is a weird game because I feel like the Bucks should have won this game by a lot more. They were up 14, nothing. It looked like they were cruising. And then they just let the Raiders hang around, hang around, hang around. And they needed some Aiden O'Connell, some Desmond Ritter. Yes, Ron. To Desmond ritter.
Hank
So Aiden O'Connell, he got injured. I think he got shoved from behind by Levante David. I couldn't see where he hurt himself, but apparently he got carted off in an aircast.
Big Cat
Air cast. Yes.
Hank
So it was bad. Yes, it was a bad injury.
Big Cat
Yes.
Hank
So now Raiders, you have to be. You have to watch Desmond Ritter every.
Big Cat
Sunday or the guy who they're going to bring up as the backup is going to be Carter Bradley. Gus Bradley's son.
Hank
Oh, how about that?
Big Cat
Isn't that crazy?
Hank
That's.
Big Cat
I guess that's former Toledo and I can't remember where else. Southern Miss, maybe quarterback, but yeah, Carter Bradley. I need to see Carter Bradley. Sure.
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
I mean, the Raiders starting Gardner Minshew, Desmond Ritter, Aiden O'Connell and Carter Bradley in one season just might as well go all the way.
Hank
You couldn't really plan it out that poorly, I don't think.
Big Cat
No. The Raiders do have the number one pick though right now.
Hank
And Shooter Sanders did tweet, thank you, God, after the game was over.
Max
Yeah, we can say nwl dm me. But if they have beat the Chiefs because of their strength of schedule, they'd be like the eighth pick.
Big Cat
Oh, really? Oh, wow. So they were lucky to not win that game.
Max
Yeah, it could.
Big Cat
It could change the course of their franchise. Yeah.
Hank
Because if you look at Tankathon right now, which I am, the Las Vegas Raiders picking first, Giants picking second, both need QBs. And the New England Patriots picking third.
Big Cat
Yeah, that was Mac Jones helping you out. Yeah. Mac Jones got a win. He helped the Patriots go to third. Brock Bowers got the tight end record, rookie tight end record for receptions. 87. But yeah, I didn't you guys think the same thing where it was like. I don't know what it is about the Bucks. I think they're good. They have moments where they're good and then they have moments where it feels like an entire quarter goes by where Baker Mayfield gets like 15 screens or short passes blocked at the line of scrimmage.
Hank
Yeah, some. Yeah. They're not super consistent and they can run the ball. I think not having Bucky for most of the game was a pretty big problem too. So people are big mad about Bucky.
Big Cat
But then Rashad White had a really.
Hank
Rashad White had a great game. People are big mad about Bucky. Fantasy players. Oh, really mad about Bucky.
Big Cat
This is.
Hank
Yeah. Cuz he was. He was like kind of Willie or won't he all week. And then they said he's going to play on Sunday. And then after like a quarter and a half, they just took him out for precautionary reasons, they said. And he didn't go back in the game.
Big Cat
This is.
Max
He played.
Hank
Yeah, he did.
Big Cat
This is big time. Like fantasy owners scorned season, where it's like, it gets really, really testy if a guy doesn't play or has a bad game because we're in the playoffs or we're about to be in the playoffs. Yeah.
Hank
There will be. I'm going to go. Mike Flurry here. There will be lawyers that try to sue teams and sue the NFL.
Big Cat
Yes.
Hank
For potential damages done to your fantasy team.
Big Cat
Yeah. I do think the Bucks are going to win the NFC South. We've been saying that for a while now. I just don't know. I don't. If they play the Vikings in the first round. I like the Vikings.
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
Yeah. And I love Baker, but I think he's banged up and he also just. Yeah. It just seems like there will be times where they. Their offense kind of falls asleep. They should have. When this game started, I was convinced that they were going to just run over the Raiders because it felt like the Raiders had the quit factor. And then it was legitimate. Like, it was a legitimate game up until the fourth quarter. Yeah.
Hank
And it is cool seeing Scott Turner, North Turner, up in the booth.
Big Cat
Yeah. Hell, yeah. The big issue is their dogs getting along. That's what we learned. The anecdote that they told us on the broadcast.
Hank
So he moved in with Scott.
Big Cat
So. Yes. So Norv and his wife, I guess Scott's mom moved into their house and everyone's getting along except the dogs. Yeah.
Hank
I want to know what kind of dogs they are.
Big Cat
That can happen from time to time.
Hank
To me, if I'm just guessing based on just coach vibes. I bet they've got small dogs. Yeah, I think they've got two. Maybe even the same type of dog.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Hank
Like two small. They each have Yorkies or pugs. Yeah. And they don't. They look a lot alike, but they.
Big Cat
Hate each other and they call them brothers. Yeah. And they don't like each other.
Hank
Your brother's in. Your brother ate his dinner.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Hank
Your brother's gonna eat your dinner if you don't get in here.
Big Cat
Oh, no. Don't do that to your brother. I have nothing else on this game. Sincere McCormick, I guess, actually.
Hank
Cool name.
Big Cat
He's. And he's good for the ra. The Raiders are on their fourth, third and fourth running backs.
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
And trying to make the whole thing out of. And their third. Now their third quarterback. So Scott Turner just even getting them to score a point, that should probably be coordinator of the year. That's a massive. If I had a vote for coordinator of the year, he would win coordinator of the year.
Hank
If you're a Raiders fan, you just. You want to get to this offseason because you don't know what the hell your franchise is going to do.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Hank
Like, things are about to get weird in Las Vegas.
Big Cat
Oh, I do have one other thing. Antonio Pierce, which shouldn't shock you. One of the dumbest challenges of all time that I think it was. Can you find it? I think it was Jacoby Myers maybe on the sideline where he. I don't even know if he got one foot in.
Max
Barely got one foot in.
Big Cat
Barely got one foot.
Max
Second foot was, like, so far out of bounds, it was past the white, like, where the chalk ended.
Big Cat
And like, Antonio Pierce should be a bad challenge guy. Like, justified vibes. He's just not going to be a good.
Max
He's a rage challenge.
Big Cat
Yeah. He's a rage challenger who's just not going to win a lot of challenges. And like a football guy challenger. See. See if you can do Antonio Pierce challenge. It was so bad.
Hank
I'm looking. I just looked up Antonio Pierce challenge on Google, and there's four different things that are written about four separate weeks of questionable Antonio Pierce challenge.
Big Cat
Yeah, here it is. Look at this.
Hank
Yeah, I remember seeing that He.
Big Cat
He touched his. His right foot out of bounds before he got. Barely got one toe in. I don't even think he got two. I don't even think he got one foot in.
Hank
I don't think he did one of the worst. He was coaching college.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Hank
For a long time.
Big Cat
That was. But even in college, that's not a catch.
Hank
I know.
Big Cat
Because he stepped. He stepped out of bounds before he even got maybe a little bit of a toe in. Yeah.
Hank
In college, I would say that's a terrible challenge.
Big Cat
Yeah. I just like that. I like being able to, like, rely on my gut instincts with some of these things. And if you had asked me with no data backing it up, like, is Antonio Pierce good to challenge it? Like, fuck, no.
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
But he'll do one to try to change the momentum.
Hank
I wonder what the Raider system is for challenging these calls. It might just be Antonio Pierce on the sidelines.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Hank
Like, he's listening to the radio call of the game.
Big Cat
He's just doing. Yeah, he's just. He's basically just a gambler where he's like, please, maybe this will hit.
Hank
Might be Mark Davis up in the booth.
Big Cat
That was no different than doing a 15 team parlay. No challenging that play. There's zero percent.
Hank
I was hoping that the refs would make a historic mistake.
Big Cat
Yeah, the refs would be like, you know what? Fuck it.
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
We feel bad for how your season's going. Okay. Before we get to the other three games, let's do a couple ads. Yeah.
Hank
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Big Cat
Here'S a game that I can't say that I watched a lot of. Saints 14, Giants 11.
Hank
I saw some of it.
Big Cat
I saw Drew Lock running.
Hank
I saw Drew Lock running directly into two defenders when he could have run for a first down.
Big Cat
And then I saw him running for, like, 25 yards, which was kind of nice.
Hank
Yeah, that. That was a nice run.
Big Cat
I also saw the stat that he was over 8 in the first quarter.
Hank
I saw Darren Rizzi almost knock out his punter.
Big Cat
That was awesome.
Hank
So Darren Rizzi, former special teams guy. Yeah, I guess once a special teams guy, always. It's in his blood, obsessed with special teams.
Big Cat
I'm going to guess he's going to continue being a special teams guy after this season.
Hank
He was so, so mad at his punter. It looked for a second like he was going to punch him.
Big Cat
Yes.
Hank
Alvin Kamara had to get in between them, separate them, be like, dude, you can't yell like that at a punter. He's not a football player. Like, you can't. You're going to break your punter down. The punter, to his credit, did a pretty good job of being like, yes, sir. Yes, coach. Yes, coach. Please don't hurt me, sir. And then after the game, Rizzi said to the media, he was like, yeah, I think we're. I think we're cool now, though. Like, he took what I said and, you know, he's a football player, so he's going to respond well to it. I don't know if the punter's cool with it, if the punter is as much just, like, thankful he didn't get his ass kicked off the sidelines.
Big Cat
Yeah, his life flashed before his eyes, but.
Hank
But they're cool. They're cool with it. One thing that I thought was interesting was Derek Carr. So he got injured in the game.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Hank
He credit to Derek Carr, the season's kind of, like, gone down the tubes a little bit. He's scrambling for a first down. He goes full airborne, jumping to try to get a first down over, like, three guys. Lands on his left wrist, does something to it, breaks it.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Hank
And then after the game, or even as this was happening, I saw a lot of Saints fans being like, derek Carr is a fucking moron for trying to go Superman in this lost cause of a season. But I think, like, great for Derek Carr.
Big Cat
Yeah, he's balling out. He's got pride. Yeah, you want to still have pride. Yeah.
Hank
Like, I get it. I get it. It's kind of a meaningless game. No one's going to look back on this, this game against the Giants, and be like, it was 14:11 in the fourth quarter and Derek Carr went super cyan against him. No one's going to think about that. But Derek Carr does.
Big Cat
But you also got to remember Derek Carr is still probably going to play because he's like last year he played with an entire broken back. The difference out of the game.
Hank
He might need surgery, and so he might still play. You think he's going to delay his surgery?
Big Cat
I mean, do you remember last year when we just begging for James and Derek Carr was like in a walker.
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
And he couldn't. And he would just kept on going out there. He's. He's crazy like that.
Hank
He is.
Big Cat
So that might be Spencer Rattler for you.
Hank
It might be.
Big Cat
Or Jacob Hayner.
Hank
Listen, you play who you play.
Big Cat
You play who you play. We also had at the game, there was a plane over MetLife Stadium that said it had a message attached to it, said, Mr. Mer, Mara, enough, please fix this dumpster fire.
Hank
I like that they referred to him as Mr. Mera.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Hank
Very classy.
Big Cat
Yeah. Wanted to keep it classy.
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
Yeah. Not a scumbag. You know, you're not a scumbag, Mr. Mayor. You're just Mr. Mayor.
Hank
And then they both saw the banner.
Big Cat
Yeah. And so did Malik Neighbors. He was asked about. He said, I ain't paid for that plane.
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
So that's. So there. We got. We got one person we could scratch off the list. What did Dabel say anything about it?
Hank
He basically said, I'm trying to fix it, too.
Big Cat
Yeah. Dabel looked like he was going to cry after Graham Gano got his block or kick blocked at the end of the game.
Hank
Yeah, that was tough. But that. That actually might be like a Darren Rizzi specialty.
Big Cat
Yeah. Because they've done it twice.
Hank
Teams against the Saints since Darren Rizzi have taken over. I think they're now 1 for 7 on field goals.
Big Cat
Wow. Field goal defense.
Hank
Got great. Field goal defense.
Big Cat
Field goal defense. Yeah. He. The. The block kick that was almost identical to the one they did. Like, I think it was week 10. So. Yeah, he's still a special teams coach. And we also had a funny moment where there was a tweet that was saying that Malik Neighbors screamed during a play. You're all calling plays like, I ain't out here. And then Tyron Matthew corrected it in community notes, and he was like, that was actually me.
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
So he was just taunting Drew Locke in the Giants offense.
Hank
Yeah, it's bad, but for a different reason.
Big Cat
Yeah, right. For a totally different reason. But also still bad.
Hank
But kind of the same amount of bad.
Big Cat
Yeah, right. Exactly.
Hank
Maybe worse.
Big Cat
This was just a bummer of a game.
Hank
Maybe worse. Because if it was Malik Neighbors that said that, you could put that in the AJ Brown pile, where you're like, yeah. You know, great receivers sometimes have that attitude about him.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Hank
When it's your opponent's old safety saying that, screaming it out loud, then that's just kind of like the whole thing is fucked up.
Big Cat
Yeah. And I kind of like that the Giants are. I talked about it last week with Thanksgiving, how the Giants and the Bears are very similar in their situations right now. They're kind of just following the Bears path now with getting a kick blocked at the end of the game to lose a game. And it's just playing really sad football that is tough to watch. Starting over 8, this is a tough.
Hank
Game to go to.
Big Cat
It was a tough game to go to. Tough game to watch. Shout out that guy who got the plane. I wonder how much that costs.
Hank
It should have been a firefighting plane.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Hank
Trying to put out the dumpster fire.
Big Cat
Yeah. Mr. Mara, please, please stop this dumpster fire. There's nothing he can do.
Hank
No, he's tried. Just get Eli back.
Big Cat
He's just bad at his job. Okay. Anything else from this game? I don't.
Hank
No. I mean, it was bummer. It was a good. It was a good result for the Giants.
Big Cat
Yeah. I. The Giants fans should absolutely be rooting. They're not going to win another game. Right.
Hank
Because here's the thing. If you're a Giants fan, if you draft a good quarterback, things can all change very quickly for you.
Big Cat
And you can at least hope that things are going to change, because with.
Hank
The whole Daniel Jones thing, it was like an escalating, snowballing series of bad decisions that were all kind of based on the fact that you did not know if you had a good quarterback.
Big Cat
Right.
Hank
When you didn't.
Big Cat
Right.
Hank
So if you get a good quarterback, then you can put all that decision, all that brain energy goes somewhere else.
Big Cat
Yeah. Brian Dabel's real fault was he coached the hell out of Daniel Jones for that one year.
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
He shouldn't have done that.
Hank
No.
Big Cat
You go back in time, he should have just coached a little bit less and maybe made it so the Daniel Jones failed a little bit more and everything would be different.
Hank
Then you can be like, go get me a quarterback.
Big Cat
Yeah, go get me a quarterback. I need a quarterback.
Hank
Aaron Rodgers next year.
Big Cat
Aaron Rodgers next year. Although Aaron Rodgers might stick around, there was a report the jets are going to maybe draft a quarterback, and Aaron Rodgers can. He can take him under his tutelage.
Hank
Make his life heaven.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
That. Actually, if you draft a quarterback memes, Aaron Rodgers will be Good.
Memes
Again, who reported that?
Hank
Yeah, so I just saw the look on memes face and he did the real life meme of Donald Trump. I'm just hearing about this now.
Memes
All right, jets, you tell me for the first time.
Big Cat
Memes good memes.
Hank
By the way, I loved your. I loved your boomer today. My favorite part was that your throat started to get scratchy from doing the voice. I actually didn't know that you were doing the voice.
Memes
What do you mean?
Hank
Hank agrees.
Big Cat
Do you think you're just doing your regular voice?
Hank
That's scary, man.
Big Cat
This is from some place called you stadium.
Memes
All right.
Big Cat
They're troll.
Memes
No, they're good.
Big Cat
Jets are likely to draft a quarterback. Oh, no. Rapport reported it. Jets are likely to draft the quarterback in round one of the NFL draft regardless if Aaron Rodgers on the roster.
Hank
I love that. Max round one. Racini's Twitter page to try to find out where this coming from.
Big Cat
The this would be where I go.
PFT Commenter
For my jets news.
Hank
Yeah, she does a good job.
Big Cat
Listen, let's do this game. Dolphins 32, Jets 26. Memes. This would be a good thing because Aaron Rodgers has shown that if you put competition, young competition around him, he's going to play great. They drafted Jordan Love and he ripped off some great years.
Memes
I agree with you. I just don't think there is a quarterback because right now we're at seven. I think it's very thin at the top.
Big Cat
Drew Aller. Yeah.
Memes
But you could get him in the probably second round.
Big Cat
No, buddy, did you watch that? Did you see that fourth down throw against Oregon?
Memes
You still get him in the second round.
Big Cat
Not after that fourth time throw against Oregon.
Hank
Have you guys ever drafted a Penn State quarterback?
Memes
One.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Memes
Thanks.
Hank
One time I some. Some nice to say about the jets memes. It is Izzy season, but it's a different Izzy.
Big Cat
Who was Isaiah Davis? Yeah.
Memes
Oh, yeah, He's a stud.
Hank
Is he also Izzy? Isaiah?
Memes
No, you can't. You can't replace Izzy.
Hank
I don't know.
Memes
I like this case one with the other.
Hank
He's got a little woodhead in him.
Memes
No, he's good. He's a South Dakota Jack.
Big Cat
Yeah. Yeah. He scored a touchdown and then went off for like two seconds and went right back on to kick unit. Yeah.
Memes
No, he's a football guy. The lasting, effective Joe Douglas, Olufajanu, Isaiah Davis, Braylon Allen. All studs.
Big Cat
Yeah. So this game means you kind of got exactly what you wanted out of this game. Aaron Rodgers looked good for the first time in forever. He threw for over 300 yards for the first time in forever. Garrett Wilson and devonte Adams were putting up big time yards and he lost the game.
Memes
Yeah, it was a perfect loss. Aaron Rodgers also kind of lost to this game.
Hank
Why miss guys?
Memes
No, the. Well, that and the third down. Yeah, he threw it to the sideline when he could have checked to a run or throw it to the middle of field. Dolphins get it back with like 15, 20 seconds.
Big Cat
Devonte Adams out of bounds.
Hank
That, that long pass that he threw, where was that? Was that Adam? No, that was.
Big Cat
I think it was Garrett Wilson.
Hank
Garrett Wilson right on the sideline.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Hank
Threw that bomb to him.
Memes
Yep.
Hank
And he had all the room to throw that ball in bounds.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Memes
And he just missed them.
Hank
But he had a good game today overall.
Big Cat
He did. He played well overall. Exactly what we talked about on Friday. You wanted him to look like he could still play quarterback. I thought he could still play quarterback after watching today.
Memes
Yeah, today. Today felt like a good game.
Big Cat
That might have been his best game.
Memes
As a Jet the Patriots, week three.
Big Cat
Okay, that one.
Memes
That one.
Big Cat
That one was the best.
Hank
That's a win.
Big Cat
Yeah, that was the best. The Dolphins are still alive by the way, which is crazy. They need a lot of help. But they did save their season today by winning in overtime. Tua is going for the record for completion percentages all time. He's at 74.5%. I did not know that Drew Brees record was 74.4%. So better not have any incompletions to.
Hank
Let's go to a good for Tua.
Big Cat
Tua did the thing and I know you probably know it means from watching the game where it's so frustrating because Tua, he felt like he never got touched today. He had all the time in the world to throw and he'll throw like not a lollipop but like a looper. And then it will just be perfectly placed. Like Tyree Kill coming out of a cut. Like the exact. The exact. The two. The touchdown, two point conversion and then the touchdown and overtime were all that throw.
Memes
Yeah, it was. It was all the same play. Yeah, it almost seemed like the Dolphins were kind of fucking around at one point.
Big Cat
Yeah, they were spamming a play.
Memes
They did a no look pass at one point. It almost felt like they thought they had a three touchdown lead. But I don't know. Dolphins are playing weird.
Hank
So do you want Rogers to stick around if you draft a quarterback?
Memes
If we draft a quarterback, I say yes. A lot of jets fans don't want.
Big Cat
Him, but he'll Be good. If you draft a quarterback, he needs a little bit of that spark, a little bit of fire.
Hank
Get a younger dog.
Memes
Based on the contract, I think you have to restructure and keep them.
Big Cat
Okay.
Memes
That's just my opinion, because if you cut him before then, there's just so much dead cap.
Big Cat
Yeah. And you also want to keep devonte Adams. Yeah.
Memes
Every time we caught a ball, I was just like, this guy's so good.
Big Cat
Right. And so you need to keep Aaron Rodgers memes. I have a bad stat for you. This was. You guys were officially eliminated from playoff contention. 14 years, longest playoff drought in the NFL. Damn.
Memes
Yeah.
Big Cat
Would you like to say anything? It's. This is the long. It's not the longest playoff drought in all sports.
Hank
And NBA.
Memes
All the sports.
Big Cat
And all the sports.
Hank
Mlb, all the sports. And NHL sports. And wnba, per Adam Schefter. It's also the longest in mls. But Schefter didn't mention that. He said wnba, not mls. But it's misleading because hockey has the Sabers. And I think this. This would be 14 years for them if they don't make the playoffs this year.
Big Cat
Right. That's a long time.
Hank
And Also it's been 15 years since Tottenham won a trophy.
Big Cat
Yeah, that. That.
Memes
Soccer.
Big Cat
Yeah, soccer.
Memes
I don't want to say anything bad.
Big Cat
I could. We're. We're of the age where we could. We could easily have the jets playoff trial. Could easily be our child. If I had a 14 year old kid, it wouldn't be weird. Yeah.
Memes
And there's no end in sight.
Big Cat
None.
Hank
Well, Aaron coming back.
Big Cat
Isaiah Davis, is anything going on for you right now?
Memes
All right.
PFT Commenter
Breaking news.
Big Cat
Yeah, breaking news. Geez.
PFT Commenter
They were setting you up for the breaking news.
Memes
I was gonna do it during PFT's. Who's back?
Hank
Oh, okay.
Big Cat
All right.
Hank
Well, you want to know what you do?
Big Cat
Yeah. Breaking moves. Juan Soto signs.
Max
I wanted to hear memes.
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
Go ahead. Moo. Breaking moves. Yeah. Breaking moves. Juan Soto signs with the New York Mets. 15 years. 765 million. Holy. What was our debate? I said over 700. Right?
Hank
I think I said 750 or 700.
PFT Commenter
I said I didn't think he was going to get 600.
Big Cat
Yeah, we. So you were wrong yet again. That's awesome, Memes.
Memes
Yeah. It's nice to get a win.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Memes
Just having a.
Big Cat
How did you not take that win when we were talking about the jets playoff drought? Like that was. Exactly. So we started the podcast and we saw the news and we're like, hey, Memes. You can pick when you want to do breaking moves for this. You just had the spot right there. You can just interrupt PFTs who's back.
Hank
When he does do with whatever.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Hank
That insult set that you brought up to me earlier today, that was a great stat. It was a good set.
Big Cat
How so? Thoughts on Juan Soto?
Memes
I'm not the biggest baseball guy, but he's the best. New York's back for right now.
Big Cat
Okay.
Max
And you beat the Yankees. That's really all.
Big Cat
Yeah. The Yankees fans are so upset.
Max
That's the win.
Memes
Yeah. They're going off.
Hank
They're like, how could he turn down the Yankees.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Hank
To go to the Mets? Does he not know about our history on the Yankees? Yeah, he doesn't give a shit about history. He likes the money.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Memes
A lot of baseball fans are mad about this.
Big Cat
Yeah. No, this is good. You got. You got one over on the Yankees. Are you mad Max because he's in division?
Hank
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
No, it's no good for us. They were already better than us.
Big Cat
How do you. Yeah. How do you think our friend Jared Carrabbis is doing? Probably not well.
Max
Not well. Yeah. I mean, my reporting's on the hot seat. I. On this. On these very airwaves. I said he was going to be a Red Sox. I was misled. But I think for Red Sox fans, it's much, much better that he's on the mess than the Yankees. Like that. That is a little victory in its own right.
Big Cat
Yeah. I mean, the Yankees fans are.
Max
This is because it is so much money.
Big Cat
And the Yankees. Oh, wait. Yankees bid 760 million for 16 years. Oh, shouldn't have done 16. Should have done 15. Damn, that's awesome.
Hank
I like to think Steve Cohen just. He was just sitting in a chair and. And Scott Boris would, like, walk back into his room once every, like, five minutes, be like, Yankees say that they're doing a 725.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Hank
Like, just give a 726.
Max
No. No deferred money either, which is.
Big Cat
Wow. I mean, shout out to Steve Cohen for putting his money where his mouth is. He said he was going to do this, and he did it.
Hank
Yeah. I feel like Mets fans, you can't complain about Steve Cohen.
Big Cat
No. No.
Hank
At all. Like, you. You've lost. That's not an option for you now.
Memes
Yeah, I think people did for a second. But now. Now the things are going good.
Big Cat
Yeah. And you're paying him.
PFT Commenter
I also think that this is what we said when we talked about this the first time, too. He literally, it. I think it was Just a dollar sign.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Like, he put zero emotion in or anything into it. The Mets said 765. The Yankees said 760. 765 is higher than 760.
Big Cat
So he took 7.
PFT Commenter
64.
Big Cat
Well, and also the Yankees, 16 years. I. The thing I don't understand, and it drives me nuts, I wish the Cubs weren't cheap. They're a huge market team and they, they, they pretend that they're poor. I don't understand why a team in this situation doesn't. Isn't like, hey, Juan Soto, how about 300 million for three years? Like, you get $100 million a year, and then you're a free agent again.
Hank
Because they want the long term.
Big Cat
I know he wants the long term, but, like, that would. If you get paid $100 million a year.
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
And just be like, you get, you get another contract that's probably gonna be even more like you. If you, if he signed a three year, $300 million contract, barring obviously, like a catastrophic injury, he would end up making more money than the 765.
Hank
Yeah. Barring an injury.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Hank
Or barring, you know, just the career.
Big Cat
Falling off, but just being like, hey, here's, here's the $150 million a year.
Hank
I think somebody's saying, do you want. Guaranteed $765 million is pretty good.
Big Cat
I don't know if someone, someone's like, hey, $400 million for three years and you could dip again.
Hank
Do you think Juan Soto, as a, as an outfielder, do you think he was a little bit scared off from the Yankees by the Copa Bianco brothers? Probably lurking out there in right field?
Big Cat
Probably now he's. Yeah. When he comes back to, when he comes back to New York.
Hank
Yeah. They're gonna.
Big Cat
Real New York say to him, they're gonna get him. Also, if you're, if you're an investor, wouldn't you want to have the money up front? Like, if you did three years, $300 million, you'd probably make more money if you invest.
Hank
If you invest it correctly.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
I mean, 15 years from now, he's going to get paid. What? Well, how many, how many, how many million a year is that? I can't do math.
Hank
I think it's also nice to just.
Big Cat
Know for 50 million a year, for.
Hank
10 years, be like, okay, this is gonna be my home for 10 years.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Hank
So I don't have to move in three years.
Big Cat
He likes money.
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
It would be sick to do that.
Hank
If Scott Boris represents your best player, just prepare yourself to either get bent over a barrel or to say goodbye to that player.
Big Cat
Yeah, I mean he was a true unicorn in the fact that his age and how good he is and became a free agent. Like that doesn't happen very often.
Hank
Yeah, Mets fans. I envy Mets fans. He's. He's the funnest player to root for in the non Kyle Schwarber division. Yeah, he's so fun to root for.
Big Cat
Okay. Longest drought in all sports. Jets.
Memes
Yeah, it does matter.
Hank
They asked Aaron about that afterwards. He goes, well, I've only been here for one of those seasons.
Big Cat
Oh, well, actually two.
Hank
It's two seasons.
Big Cat
Two seasons.
Memes
It doesn't matter, though.
Big Cat
What do you mean?
Memes
Only one team gets to win every year. And if you're not the team that's.
Big Cat
Going to win, I would say getting to the playoffs definitely matters. I would like to go to the playoffs.
Memes
Does it? What playoff win since 2010, Jets 2, Bears 1 0.
Big Cat
I know, I know. I want to be in the playoffs.
Memes
I know. But if you don't win in the playoffs, it means nothing.
Big Cat
But you can't win in the playoffs. If you don't get in the playoffs.
Memes
It doesn't matter when we're going to get there. Going to go on a run, you're got there.
Big Cat
But getting in the playoffs matters. You can't win unless you're in the playoffs.
Memes
But if you get to the playoffs and you don't win, you don't win.
PFT Commenter
Well, no shit means you've been doing the playoff picture. You've been doing the playoff percentages every week.
Memes
I haven't made the playoffs 14 years.
Big Cat
Correct.
PFT Commenter
But now you're saying it doesn't matter.
Memes
To me it matters because you could go on a run, but if you're not going on a run, it doesn't matter.
Hank
You're discounting that entire week where you get to look at the bracket and you get your game time and you plan ahead and you make it like the biggest deal ever because you're playing in a playoff game and it means a lot. And you get that week of what if.
Memes
Yeah, but you lose.
Big Cat
But means you still getting into the playoffs is the only way to win a playoff game.
Memes
That's true. Just let me cope.
Hank
Yeah, you can cope.
Big Cat
You can cope. But I'm just, I'm trying to explain that like you do want to get into the playoffs.
Memes
I know. We just can't.
Big Cat
I agree. Winning the playoff game can't make very important. But the first step is getting in. Is it crazy? If you like, ask jets fan after this back to back AFC championships. Yeah, going there.
Hank
Congrats on making the playoffs, Max.
Big Cat
Yeah, Max, you clinched. How does it feel as someone who's clinched the playoffs? How does it feel?
PFT Commenter
I honestly don't care about making the playoffs. I care about winning in the playoffs.
Big Cat
Yeah, but you can't. Is it true that you can't win a playoff game unless you make it?
PFT Commenter
Correct. But the Eagles make it all the time.
Big Cat
Yeah, that's true.
Hank
Would you rather not make the playoffs?
PFT Commenter
No, I'm happy that we made the playoffs, but I'm. But I'm more excited to go to go on a run.
Hank
It's the first time you ever said that.
Big Cat
Wow. That's facts.
Hank
What are the. You got the website pulled up right now. What are the commies percent at?
PFT Commenter
79. Rams are a little scary.
Hank
Rams are definitely scary.
Big Cat
There are lots are scary.
PFT Commenter
Rams are scary.
Big Cat
Rams are scary. All right, so congrats on Juan Soto. Congrats on not making the playoffs because you don't care. It's actually been a great 14 years for you.
Hank
It's really a 14 year Super bowl drought.
Big Cat
You thought you did something with the two playoff wins. I thought, I swear, like, I know the Bears suck, but I still would if you asked me, could we getting into the playoffs or not getting in the playoffs? I'd much rather get in the playoffs.
Memes
I would much rather get in the playoffs, but I would rather go on a run in the playoffs.
Big Cat
Well, no doubt. Yeah, but you can't go on a run in the playoffs unless you're in the playoffs.
Memes
I know.
Hank
And if you get. If you get one playoff win and that's all you have to hang your hat on, then that's still it. You look back on that moment and be like, that was cool when you beat the Bucks 1710 in 2006.
Memes
That's true.
Hank
But I'm a loser. And so this is one of the things I do to cope as a loser. So I'm not going to judge you for coping.
Big Cat
Wait, our playoff win also came in the same year. Our last playoff win did it not? Who 2010, when you guys went to the AFC championship. I get my ears mixed up. The Bears went to the NFC championship, lost to the Packers. I don't know if those 11 I can never see. I wish the seasons would all be in one calendar.
Hank
Yeah, the calendar.
Big Cat
It always fucks me up when the.
Hank
NFL league year starts right in March.
Big Cat
Because it's always like, well, what playoffs is it that year the season was played here. Yeah. We beat. Yeah. And then we lost. And that was Jay Cutler getting hurt.
Memes
Oh, damn. We could have played each other.
Big Cat
Oh, yeah, you guys. Yeah, we could have played. We were this close to playing in the super bowl, but not really.
Hank
You guys lost on the same day.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Hank
So sweet.
PFT Commenter
Also, a buy should count as a playoff win.
Big Cat
I agree.
PFT Commenter
Because you.
Big Cat
I agree.
PFT Commenter
You get to this, you got to the same amount of.
Big Cat
Although that just. You just added like a hundred playoff wins to Tom Brady's record.
PFT Commenter
As you should.
Hank
Wait, which.
Big Cat
Oh, that was so long ago.
Hank
The Bears lost earlier in the game.
Big Cat
Yeah, we played earlier in the day. We played. We played the early game because it was like zero degrees and it was very bright out.
Hank
But memes, you also beat the Patriots Jan. 16 at 4:30pm The Bears beat the Seahawks at 1:00.
Big Cat
Yeah, we had the early game.
Hank
So you have a more recent playoff.
Big Cat
Congrats.
Hank
The Bears do.
Big Cat
Congrats.
Hank
Congrats.
Big Cat
Huge.
Memes
Thank you.
Big Cat
That's huge. Okay, last game from the early slate. Jaguars 10, Titans 6.
Hank
Be honest, how much of this game did you watch?
Big Cat
I was, I, I said, oh, is the Jaguars Titans game over? And someone who was closer to that TV said, yeah, dude, it's been over for like 20 minutes. I think they played this game in like two hours, two and a half hours.
Hank
They might have played this game on Thursday night and then taped it and then just broadcast it today.
Big Cat
I just saw. The only. The only notable things I saw was Mac Jones is back to doing the spin nowhere.
Hank
He's.
Big Cat
He spun to nowhere and then threw a pick. Mac Jones did help Hank and the Patriots and Doug Peterson maybe didn't lose the locker room because they won a game.
Hank
Yeah, I don't know. My status on this game was I asked, I would check in periodically to see if Mac Jones had thrown an interception yet, because I bet on him to throw an interception. And then once I heard that he did, I was like, okay, cool. Mission accomplished today.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Hank
So, yeah, ironically, the Jags can't even tank correctly because Bigsby won the game for them.
Big Cat
Yes. And Matt Jones was actually pretty good in the second half. Also. Here's a fun thing. So I know we said we weren't going to talk about the Jags anymore, except for how it pertains to their draft order, which I now think they're fourth.
Hank
They are fifth.
Big Cat
Fifth.
Hank
And the Titans by losing. Yeah, they. The Jaguars are fifth. The Titans are sixth.
Big Cat
Yeah. Because the Jag. The Titans already had three wins, the Jaguars had two. Here's a fun Thing that we can watch for the Titans. So this is a Titans stat, which if it happens, I would have to imagine is a record. So let's just assume Doug Peterson gets fired. Is that a fair assumption?
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
Okay, so it's a fair assumption. If the Titans lose the Jaguars in their rematch, I believe in Week 18, the Titans will have lost to four teams that fired their coach this season. They lost to Matt Eberfluss, they lost to Robert Salah, and they lost to Doug Peterson. And if by chance the Bengals fire Zach Taylor, they could potentially go.05 against teams that fire their head coach.
Hank
That's pretty impressive.
Big Cat
Which would be. I think that has to be a record.
Hank
That's very impressive.
Big Cat
That would be a cool record to watch.
Hank
It's kind of insulting because teams get fired if it's like, you can't even beat this team.
Big Cat
Right.
Hank
Or coaches get fired if they're like, you can't even beat the 10. Or the Titans lost to those teams.
Big Cat
The Titans lost to those teams.
Hank
That's.
Big Cat
The Titans could potentially go.05 against teams that fire their head coach this season. Doug Peterson, Robert Salah, Matt Eberflus and Doug Peterson again. And possibly Zach Taylor, who. I don't think they're going to fire him, but it's. They play the Bengals, I think, next week. That's a hell of a set. That would be a bummer of a stat. This game sucked, though. 10 to 6.
Hank
10. 6. It was the perfect game. It was exactly what you thought this game would be. The NFL makes sense.
Big Cat
Brian Thomas is good. That's cool. Jaguars fans, he's really good. He's. He's going for the record of most 75 yard games for a rookie. So he has eight. The record is 10. He has four games left. So he goes two more games over 75 yards in that game, he'd have the record.
Hank
Will Levis did not throw an interception today, right?
Big Cat
No, but he did miss a wide open throw in the end zone. I don't know if you guys saw that. Can you find that clip? Did you guys see this play? It was not good. He basically threw it over the guy who was running on the back line and there was a guy right in front of him who was essentially standing wide open. I think Rosillo tweeted the. The clip, but yeah, it didn't look good. This game was not good. And I know we say it all the time where we're like, hey, what's the. Like, this is a game that we would kill for. I don't know if I'd kill for this game in April, I would. Look at that. Yeah. Look at the guy underneath. He is. He could not be more open. Ah.
Hank
It looks like the Titans are two defenders and the Jaguars guy is the wide receiver.
Big Cat
Yeah. Yeah. Great.
Hank
In which case that would have been a great pass.
Big Cat
Yeah. The Titans kept on going to the red zone and not getting anything, which that's kind of what they do.
Hank
Tony Pollard's still good, though.
Big Cat
Yeah. Tony Pollard still good. Tank Biggs be good.
Hank
Mm.
Big Cat
Doug Peterson hasn't lost the locker room. Maybe Mac Jones still bad.
Hank
When was the last time a coach got fired in season after a win?
Big Cat
No. Robert Salah didn't get when he didn't win a game because it has to.
Hank
Happen at some point for Peterson. Right. They might have just told him by now, like, you're going to coach the rest of the season.
Big Cat
Yeah. They're like, this is. It's too much for pain in the ass. We got to do a press conference. We got to do the whole thing.
Hank
You don't want to get into before Christmas.
Big Cat
They might also just, like, not have an interim on staff that they find, you know, who's able to do it.
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
Yeah. They're just like, hey, just. Just finish this season and do us a solid, Doug.
Hank
We're going to pay. You just kind of keep showing up.
Big Cat
Yeah. Maybe win one game, but don't win too many games because you don't want to up our draft pick. Okay, let's take one more break, and then we will get to our afternoon games. Pft. You got a quick sponsor? Yeah.
Hank
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Big Cat
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Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
Kind of cool for him. Huge walk off score. Got me. Very cool. You must have loved that memes. Big moment.
Memes
This is also the first time I'm hearing that.
Big Cat
Yeah, he said, he said justice. Justice for two of fingers. Okay. Niners 38, bears 13. That game sucked. The Bears are a joke. They're so bad. They, they, they got Eber Fluss fired, which I was totally on board with. You'd think there would be pride. You'd think that there'd be an interim head coach. Bumper. Nope. Same garbage team, same garbage start. There was a moment where it was 310 yards to 2, and then at half it was 319 yards to 4 yards. I just need this season to end, so. I just need it to be done. I can't do it anymore. It's fucking up my mood too much. Just get the Bears out of my face and we'll revisit it come draft.
Hank
So the halftime. 319 to 4. 319 by the 49ers. That's the most in the NFL this year.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Hank
Four by the Bears is the least in the NFL this year, as a matter of fact, since 2015.
Big Cat
Yeah. No, they were so bad. And you think it was really bad with a. With a fired coach, you'd think they'd come out with a purpose.
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
No, not. Not even close.
Hank
No purpose.
Big Cat
The silver linings in this is that we can. Oh, my God, the Chiefs just unbelievable.
Hank
The Chiefs keep doing it. They keep doing it.
Big Cat
Oh, Chiefs just doing.
Hank
I took five field goals in this game. That was huge.
Big Cat
Unbelievable. So I want the season to end so bad. It's so, so bad. The only silver linings is we can maybe get a real coach. And there was a little bit of a murmuring of like, Thomas Brown could be the next coach. I don't know why he's on the sideline. I don't know why we. We had three good games offensively, relatively speaking, and we took him from the booth down to the sideline. Rome Auduns, they had a good game. Other than that, we are just a garbage, garbage team. Garbage, garbage organization. Just end the season. I can't do it anymore. Oh, and we played Monday Night Football next week.
Hank
Good news is it's a. It's a shared Monday night slate. So double header Monday Night Football so the. The eyes of the world won't be on you. This is what I'm talking about. When I. When I was telling you about the Bears Thanksgiving week. The Bears, sometime in the second half, they don't look as bad. But everybody only watched the first half of Bears games because it's so depressingly awful.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Hank
That they're like, oh, this stinks. So they don't even get your good stuff.
Big Cat
No, it's. It's. I mean, we weren't good in the second half. We were just better than how bad we were.
Hank
The first drive was good.
Big Cat
Yeah. But it took like 15 minutes.
Hank
I know the game was kind of over on that scoring drive.
Big Cat
I just Needed the season to end. I'm just so. I'm out of energy. Like. Like Max and Jackie tables were sitting there trolling me the whole game. And it doesn't even hurt. Like, it can't. There's nothing. Like it doesn't even. It doesn't. I don't even feel it. You know what I mean? Because it's just like, this team is so bad and this organization is so bad and so lifeless and lost that I can't even. I can't even be hurt. I'm numb.
Hank
They asked Kyle Shanahan after the game about the rumors that were spread by our good friend Mike Florio regarding the potential coach trade.
Big Cat
Yep.
Hank
And he pretty much just poured cold water on.
Big Cat
He said no. And then there also was the report that Brock Purdy's gonna sign an extension. So, yeah, it was. And George Kittle was awesome. We just decided, like, hey, let's not guard George Kittle at all. Interesting strategy. I don't know. I. Anyway, quiet. I mean, I. I'm done. They're. They're in like the Jaguars pile of like, what. What does it even matter?
Hank
Fire Thomas Brown.
Big Cat
Yeah. Fire Thomas Brown. I. It's just. There's no point. They just get the season over with. Just get it over with. Like, maybe beat the Packers.
Hank
That would be awesome. That is your season.
Big Cat
But other than that, we're going to get killed by the Vikings on Monday Night Football.
Max
Spin zone. At least you don't have to worry about them on Sunday. You can put. You can put all that off to Monday. Like, you can enjoy an NFL Sunday.
Big Cat
True, True. I wish we had another bot. I wish we could. They should really give an opt out for teams at this point of the season.
Max
Like you've had two out of the three last NFL Sundays.
Big Cat
Yeah. This one, though, suck. Because the afternoon. I. We always suck when we play in the afternoon. Sunday Night Football, Monday Night Football, Thursday Night Football or the early slate. That's when we suck.
Max
But another spin zone. That game was over so quickly. Everyone stopped watching.
Big Cat
What?
Max
The game was over so early. Everyone stopped watching?
Big Cat
Yeah.
Max
No one. No one was even paying attention to that game after it was 14. Nothing.
Big Cat
Yeah. That's just so bad.
PFT Commenter
If you beat the packers, is it a successful season?
Big Cat
I hope they plan a flag.
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
If we beat the packers to somehow get them out of the playoff, which I don't think is possible. Yes. That would be a successful season. That would be my Super Bowl. I'd raise a banner for that. But yeah, I wouldn't. The only Thing that with my luck and the Bears luck, the Bears would beat the packers, and then the packers would, like, slide down a spot and like, Jalen Hertz would get hit by a bus, and then they would, like, you know, like, have a cake. You know what I mean? Like something the world would work in a way that the Bears beating the packers actually helped the packers get into the Super Bowl.
Hank
Jalen hurts getting hit by a bus.
Big Cat
Yeah, I had to that it could happen. If the Bears beat the Packers, I would make sure that Jalen hurts does not cross any streets without looking both ways. Just saying.
PFT Commenter
Why did you want to know about that?
Big Cat
He want, he wanted.
Hank
Cat brought that up.
Big Cat
He wanted to know more.
Hank
What if, like, a piece of a stadium falls on him?
Big Cat
That would be bad.
PFT Commenter
That he's probably going to play in a falling stadium in a couple weeks.
Hank
It'd be bad.
Big Cat
No, they don't. That stadium doesn't fall. I don't know if, you know, they got a new owner now. Change your shine box, buddy. Yeah, everything's changed.
PFT Commenter
Same stadium.
Hank
You've been gone for a long time. Maybe you didn't know. Also shoes anymore.
Big Cat
Also, I don't think the 49ers are good. I just think the Bears are that bad.
Hank
So I was wondering, from the 49ers fans perspective, are you thinking, like, we might be good?
Big Cat
It Will it all come down to Thursday Night Football? If they beat the Rams, then yes. I, I, I think the 49ers fans will allow themselves to be like, oh, maybe something's here, but it's the same.
Max
You know, you guys were just in a Super Bowl. That is a we might be good game this week against the Rams. But even this Bears game is like.
Big Cat
You can't really tell, though, against the Bears. Everyone beats from their, from there. I don't know how the Bears won from their perspective.
Max
They're, you know, spinning this to like, we're back. We're good. Yeah, this is. We're making a run.
Big Cat
Was Maddie Brafus actually a good coach? How did he win four games?
Hank
I have no idea.
Big Cat
It's actually insane. They're four and two. Yeah. No, they, they play the Rams, the Dolphins, and then the Lions. So. Yeah, I mean, the good thing about the Niners, you'll just find out because if they, if they run the table, then they're absolutely a Super bowl contender because that would be beating the Rams, the Lions, the Dolphins, and the Cardinals.
Hank
So the rest of your season is going to be spent hoping that Caleb plays well and not good. How Would you say Caleb played today?
Big Cat
Not good. I mean, he's. He held on. The offensive line is terrible, but he holds onto the ball too long. He had a couple moments in the second half, but, yeah, it's just. Everything's a mess.
Hank
Couple good plays by Rome.
Big Cat
I don't know why Thomas Brown was taken from. From the booth to the sideline. I don't know if that matters. In my dumb brain, it does.
Hank
Can you do that? Can the interim head coach be a head coach from the booth?
Big Cat
I'd love for him to do it. It just felt like they had a little tiny bit of momentum, and it really wasn't a lot of momentum because they still sucked in the first half. In every first half. But, yeah, I don't know. Just get. Just reset. Get to the fucking off season and let me stop thinking about the Bears for a couple months. And then I'll. I'll fill myself up with optimism and I'll say stupid that I'll regret later, and we'll just do it all over again.
Hank
We heard an interesting fact during the game today that at first none of us really believed, but it turns out I think it might be true that the McCaskeys won't let people wear Bears merchandise in their box during the games.
Big Cat
No logos.
Hank
No logos. It's like, beneath. It's not classy enough, which I'm not surprised.
Big Cat
I mean, they.
Max
Rich people. Shit.
Big Cat
They didn't.
Hank
They asked old money.
Big Cat
Shit, they asked hard knocks to have. No swears.
Hank
But, like, you're at a Bears game and you're in the owner's box, and they're like, can you please take that Bears hat off?
Big Cat
Yeah, I. Listen, they're. They're terrible.
Hank
Like, would you like to.
Max
Would you like to apologize to me for making me apologize to you when the Bears are four and two?
Big Cat
No.
Hank
Okay.
Big Cat
I don't.
Hank
Good question.
Big Cat
Not in. I'm not in the.
Hank
Just curious.
Big Cat
I've given out so many apologies, so I'm out of apologies. That's fine.
Hank
I mean, that's classic Hank.
Big Cat
He's just.
Hank
Curious guy.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
Good question. Maybe. Maybe after the season when I can. Refill with apologies.
Max
Okay.
Big Cat
I just feel like I've been apologizing to everyone there, everywhere for everything I've said. Fair. So we'll just get to that. Put that on the list.
Max
Got it.
Big Cat
Make a note for yourself, and we'll. We'll circle back. Okay. Yeah. Good question.
Max
Thank you.
Hank
You should apologize when Hank does his nine daughter.
Big Cat
Yeah. Deal.
Max
Great.
Big Cat
What? What?
Hank
Max?
Big Cat
What was that song.
Hank
You just patched your mic into Sock.
PFT Commenter
Punishments are. Are.
Big Cat
Are cooked in a bad spot.
PFT Commenter
We're in a bad spot with punishments.
Big Cat
I'm gonna get my tattoo. I have a tattoo art.
Max
I'm gonna do the everything next year.
Hank
Let me get a perm.
PFT Commenter
I'm gonna do the baseball at some point.
Big Cat
Yeah. We're having some problems with the baseball thing. It's gonna come, but it's.
Hank
It's due to the weather, and it's also.
Big Cat
We're trying.
Max
Same with the $9.
Big Cat
We're trying to do something that is above and beyond for the awls, and it's. It's proving to be difficult.
Max
Same with the nine darter.
Big Cat
Same with the nine darter. Same with the nine darter. Okay. Seahawks 30, Cardinals 18. This was the other team. So it was the Steelers, the Vikings, and now the Seahawks. I don't know what happened during the Seahawks bye week, but their defense is completely different. This game was. It looked like the Cardinals came ready to go, scored on the first drive, and then Kyler started shitting down his leg and throwing picks, and the Seahawks controlled the entire game.
Hank
So what's changed with the Seahawks is Ernest Jones is really good.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Hank
And he's. He's kind of taken on a big part of that defense, and he is playing awesome right now.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Hank
So the Seahawks defense shut the Cardinals down today. Their offense, the Cardinals defense has been pretty good at home.
Big Cat
Yeah. They couldn't stop the run at all today.
Hank
Teams couldn't score. Against the Seahawks.
Big Cat
Yeah. Seahawks were the Cardinals.
Hank
Yeah. Against the Cardinals. And Charbonnet was just electric today.
Big Cat
Yeah. Yeah. And I. I think I'm. I think I believe in the Seahawks. I mean, they're now on the top of the NFC west. And the way they've been playing, they've won four in a row. Their defense looks completely different. They have weapons everywhere. I think I'm believing in the Seahawks.
Hank
They do have.
Big Cat
I think the NFC playoffs are going to be. I think both.
Hank
Both sides, they've. They've got the weapons. They finally reached the point where JSN and DK have, like, fully taken over all the time for Lockett.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Hank
Lockett is barely even afterthought on that offense, but Jason has been playing great the last few weeks.
Big Cat
Let's do a headline. Is. Is this the most wide open the NFL's ever been?
Hank
I can't. You know what? I'm thinking back to 2017. Obviously, it was pretty wide open in 2017, too.
Big Cat
This might be the most wide open the NFL's ever been 2020.
Hank
It was wide open.
Big Cat
2020 was wide open because Covid years.
Hank
Covid, nothing. Anybody's game last year was kind of wide open, too, last year.
Big Cat
But then the Chiefs and the Niners played in the Super Bowl.
Hank
Well, it's about to be the Chiefs again this year. It just feels like it.
Big Cat
They're not good.
Hank
They only have one loss.
Big Cat
They don't lose. I know. All right. Seahawks, Cardinals, though. We're talking about them.
Hank
Gino is now 60 against the Cardinals.
Big Cat
Yeah. He doesn't lose to him. It feels like this is the end of the Cardinals season. They had a nice run, but they have fallen off. And it just. It's frustrating. I've said it many times before, but like watching the Cardinals, when things are not clicking on offense, they might be the most frustrating offense to watch.
Hank
Yeah. Yeah. Not great because you just expect big.
Big Cat
Plays to happen and you expect when Kyler runs around that something cool is going to happen and then it just doesn't happen.
Hank
Yeah. So this was a big time, pivotal game for both teams.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Hank
So because they won, now the Seahawks are way, way more likely to make the playoffs. If the Cardinals had beaten the Seahawks today, it would have kind of. Would have been reversed.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Hank
Seahawks would be down to, like, I don't know, 11% if they had lost.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Hank
So pretty crazy. Pretty crazy outcome. I don't think anybody thought it was going to be a big time blowout like it was, but Kyler basically put them in the. In the first quarter.
Big Cat
Basically. All I'm watching for. For the car. I mean, I guess they could. They're. They're two laws, two back in the. In the loss column. And the Seahawks have the tiebreaker because they beat him twice. So they're not eliminated, but it feels like they're eliminated. I'm just going to watch to see if Trey McBride will have the best season of a receiver ever without scoring a touchdown.
Hank
How many yards does he have now?
Big Cat
850. Yeah. Does not have a touchdown.
Hank
Get him in the end zone.
Big Cat
Get him in the end zone. It's crazy. Also get the guy in the end zone.
Hank
Are we sure that Marvin Harrison Jr. Is good? Actually, yes, we are. I just remember Marvin Harrison Senior listens to the podcast.
Big Cat
Yes, we are. He is very good.
Hank
I just want to say that Marvin Harrison Jr. Is an impact player.
Big Cat
Incredible.
Hank
They got to get him the ball more.
Big Cat
Really good player. Really good player. Okay. Last game, best game. Rams 44, Bills 42. This game ruled. Josh Allen was out of this world Good. Matthew Stafford was out of this world. Good. Puka Nakua is unguardable. Cooper cup was catching balls off his thighs. It was awesome. Everything about this game was awesome.
Hank
Yeah. So a couple things, a couple firsts for Josh Allen and the Bills today. Josh is the first player with three pass touchdowns and three rush touchdowns in the same game.
Big Cat
Yeah. Crazy.
Hank
In NFL history.
Big Cat
Crazy.
Hank
And it's also the first time that a team scored six or more touchdowns with no turnovers and lost.
Big Cat
I don't like that stat because they're just pretending that the block. The block that changed the game, the block that literally was the game that.
Hank
Was returned for a touchdown.
Big Cat
Yeah. Both teams couldn't be stopped. And then the special teams of the Bills failed once, and that was the game.
Hank
Yeah. It was a pick six without. It was a kick six.
Big Cat
Yeah. So that's a. That's a misleading stat.
Hank
It is, but it's also true stat.
Big Cat
It is a true stat. But I want to say when. When 10 years from now, and it happens again and we're like, oh, the only other time it happened, Bills, Rams, like, actually there was a block punt.
Hank
And also that was during the wide open 2024 NFL season.
Big Cat
Yes.
Hank
When anything could happen.
Big Cat
The most wide open season we've ever had. Yeah. But, yeah, this was. This was football pornography. And you knew I was saying on Friday, this is another one of those kitchen sink games for Sean McVeigh. He had a couple of them this year where it's like the Rams back has been against the wall and he's going to basically call a perfect game. And by the way, Hank, I feel like Tom Brady's kind of finding a rhythm because he was saying, which was a good point, that the Rams have very rarely been in a position this year where they can dictate their play calls offensively. And how it looks so different when they were playing with a lead. And Sean McVeigh playing with a lead can do whatever he wants. And they haven't been in that spot. And that's why they were just, like, exploding offensively. Yeah.
Hank
He also creamed himself over Cooper Cup's hands at one point.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Hank
Strong.
Big Cat
And his voice sounds bad.
Hank
He's got strong hands.
Max
Voice sounds good.
Big Cat
No, his voice was scratchy. He was.
Max
I like.
Big Cat
It sounded under the weather. Oh, you like it? Yeah.
Hank
Sounds like Daddy.
Max
Yeah.
Big Cat
Oh, yeah.
Hank
The kitchen sink, by the way, was like, get the ball to Puka Nakua.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Hank
And Cooper Cupper Cup.
Big Cat
But, oh, and they ran the ball. Really? They ran for, like, 100 yards in the first half.
Hank
I just love watching Puka Nakua.
Big Cat
Yeah, he's.
Hank
He's so good. He's making, they're throwing in the ball. When he's covered, he's fully. He's not open.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Hank
And just knowing that he's going to do something incredibly athletic and strong and acrobatic and end up coming down with a catch. Yeah, he always does.
Big Cat
The Rams were 11 for 15 on third down. And every time they needed a third down, they found one.
Hank
And then bring five guys to tackle.
Big Cat
Yeah. Yeah. He's awesome. The Rams are a dangerous team. If they could ever get in.
Hank
The Bills hate, hate James Cook.
Big Cat
Yeah, well, they were playing from behind.
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
And then I gave a free bet, a 15k free bet to our graphics team and they picked James Cook anytime. Touchdown. And then our good friend, number one ball knower or ball watcher in America, Liam Blutman, like, I don't know, halfway through the third quarter was like, actually there's some stats showing that they're saving him for the playoffs. So there his carries are down. It's like that would have been nice.
Hank
To know the usage rate.
Big Cat
Yeah, he just went off on the usage rate. And Josh Allen is just, he's a, he's a TD vulture.
Hank
He does every time at the goal line. Just sitting Josh diving headfirst through the pile.
Big Cat
We should mention by the way, all time stupid mistake by Sean McDermott at the end of the game.
Max
That's a Brady Brady.
Big Cat
I mean that was cooking them. So. Because they did it perfectly, they. So, so to set the stage, the Bills were down. What were they down? Nine. It was 44, 35, I believe. They were down nine and they had all three timeouts. And the Bills ran a perfect drive where they were getting everything to the sideline. They were getting out of bounds, they were going quickly. Essentially, if they can keep all three of their timeouts, they will be able to kick it deep if they want to try to get a stop. And then a punt and field goal to win. They get all the way down to the one yard line and then Sean McDermott calls a, a tush push. Don't get in. He burns the one. Time out. Game over. That's it. Because then you have to on site kick. You're not going to get the onside kick. Game over. It was crazy. I don't know why they did it so perfectly. And then at the last second they're like, oh, because they were at the one yard line. It was a pass interference, the end zone. They could have Just. They could have just ran a bunch of pass plays and. And not had the clock go.
Hank
You were just thinking that there's no chance that they stop them on this court.
Big Cat
Right. But it was just. You had done it to perfection to get a one stop all three timeouts, get a punt, 20 seconds left, have Josh Allen get into field goal range. Like it worked perfectly and then you just threw it all out.
Hank
So that was a big mistake by McDermott. There was also another big mistake at the very, very end of the game. So the Rams punt. They did a walk off punt, which you hardly ever see. But the idea was kick the ball so high in the air that it lands after the clock expires.
Big Cat
Yes.
Hank
So you get no time at all. McDermott had nine guys on the field. Nine.
Big Cat
Ooh.
Hank
Not 10, not 11 guys. And there was. There was a penalty just before that with a delay of game that the Rams took intentionally.
Big Cat
Oh.
Hank
To wind the clock all the way down. And you still had nine guys post penalty.
Big Cat
Nine.
Hank
Nine guys on the field.
Big Cat
That's a lot of.
Hank
You're supposed to have 11. You'd think that Sean McDermott would know the difference between nine and 11.
Big Cat
Yeah, you would. I've heard you absolutely would.
Hank
If there's two numbers.
Big Cat
The two numbers he would know.
Hank
He would.
Big Cat
Okay. Sunday night football Chiefs win, walk off field goal. Doink. That works in their favor.
Hank
They've. Yeah, they've got the power of the doink on their. The doink is an enemy to everyone except the Chiefs.
Big Cat
Yeah, they. That big third down at the end of the game when they get Travis Kelsey where if the Chargers can stop them, they would have like a minute and a half left. That was the backbreaker credit to the Chargers because it looked like they were not interested in playing in this game in the first half without Lab McConkey. And then they came out and had a nice second half. But the Chiefs just keep winning. They're just better than everyone.
Hank
We will have Jerry O'Connell on the show to talk about the fantasy recap for the season. Yeah, Jerry had lads starting for us until the last second.
Big Cat
Oh, no.
Hank
Took him out. Put Palmer in instead.
Big Cat
Ah.
Hank
That overthrow would have been probably 70 yards and a touchdown. We ended up losing 100.82 to 102.22. That's the difference right there. That's it.
Big Cat
Game of inches, folks.
Hank
I want you to walk me through your thoughts and your process. This is your exit interview.
Big Cat
Game of inches. That's brutal. You bet that. You bet this game. Oh. Oh.
Hank
Max thanks for sending this.
Big Cat
This way, if Juan Soto goes to the Mets, I'll post a video of me eating a gallon of human. Why would someone tweet that?
Hank
Oh, this was tweeted today. Yeah, like an hour ago. So it was somebody that was hoping to.
Big Cat
Oh. Go viral.
Max
All things Philly.
Big Cat
Yeah. This is you.
PFT Commenter
This would not be me.
Max
Why'd you send it, then?
PFT Commenter
Yeah, I did not send. Meme sent that.
Max
I feel like it's you.
Memes
I think Max sent it.
Big Cat
Hank. You think the Chiefs are just gonna win the Super Bowl?
Max
I think they're gonna get to the Super Bowl.
Big Cat
Unfortunately, I still. They can't.
Max
And I know they have black magic.
Big Cat
They have.
Max
They have curses, they have witches. Like, they're not a good team.
Hank
They're not. They're not a good team.
Max
They're not. It's going to happen, but it's going to happen in the playoffs. They're going to lose. They're going to beat the Bills in a weird way. They're going to beat the Ravens in a weird way. Like, they're. They're not impossible to watch this team and watch how the season has gone and because all, you know, expectations and, like, projections go out the window, they just win. So in the playoffs is the ultimate example of that happening. Like, somehow teams that, you know, teams win. They've won two Super Bowls. They're not worried about the pressure.
Big Cat
No, I.
Max
They're going to find a way to win somehow.
Big Cat
I agree with you.
Max
It's going to be infuriating.
Big Cat
I agree with you in that fact. Like, people, you know, say, oh, they get lucky. It's like, no, no, they're just really talented, and if. If the ball bounces their way, they're ready. You can't have any mistakes against the Chiefs. If the ball bounces their way, they're going to capitalize on it. That's why they're Andy Reid and Patrick Mahomes and the Chiefs. I just don't know. Like, I feel like Patrick Mahomes has no time. Their offensive line feels more like it was in the 2020 season than last season or the season before, where it's like last season.
Max
Mahomes looks bad, too.
Big Cat
I know, because he has no time.
Hank
They're not a great.
Big Cat
They don't have guys that are beating.
Hank
People one on one, but they are great at winning.
Big Cat
Right? Yeah, I guess you're right. Exactly.
Hank
What to do to win close games. What's the record against the spread this year?
Big Cat
Bad. Really bad. They've. I think. I think it's like six or seven in a row that they've lost.
Hank
Yeah. I mean, they just. They know how if they get, like, big cats, if they get one break.
Big Cat
Yeah. They just capitalize on it. Did you. Were you impressed at all with the Chargers and. And also you were so happy when Justin Herbert. You thought his knee exploded?
Max
No, I bet. I bet that I had the Chargers. I was. I was riding the Chargers. I drank the Kool Aid. That overthrow was inexcusable. Really. It was a good second half. It was a good comeback. They needed. I thought he was gonna have a chance like that. They needed it. They needed to make that third down stop. Justin Herbert needed to have a shot to at least, you know, win the game or whatever. But, yeah, they. I mean, they stink. Like, they're just. They're bad.
Hank
Right?
Max
So they're not. They're not. They might win one playoff game.
Hank
The Chiefs. The Chiefs are not a good team. But. But if it's at the end of the game and you need one drive to put you in a position to win the game, there's still a great team.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Hank
They might be the best team in the NFL in that scenario.
Big Cat
Max can't find it, but I have it seven straight against the spread losses.
Hank
Wow.
Big Cat
Seven including tonight. That's insane.
Max
How long are you going to keep the Chargers could win the super bowl charade going?
Big Cat
I don't know if they can win the Super Bowl. I think they can win a playoff game, and then I'll probably cash out one of my two futures.
Hank
The entire reason behind this bet was for a cash out. No, I know, but also, you said that you probably wouldn't cash out.
Big Cat
Well, I made two of them, so I'll definitely cash out one of them. If they win. If they win a playoff game. It'll be after a playoff game. They got to win one playoff game. And then I will be like, yes, let's cash out. All right. Any other thoughts from week 14? I'm happy buys are gone. Yeah, we need. We need to get back to. I think next week. We have five games late, balls deep in football, and they're like, really good games, too. And then we're gonna get Saturday football soon.
Hank
Saturday football is always nice.
Big Cat
That's in a week.
Max
Xavier cost us a great episode.
Big Cat
Yeah, Xavier.
Max
Look at the sicko should be upset with him.
Big Cat
The sicko should be very upset at Xavier Leggette because Max was going to be prime. Prime upset. Especially after his rant about the Lions. It would have been great.
Hank
Yep.
Big Cat
It would have Been great.
Hank
They stole that from us.
Big Cat
Yeah. Next week we have Bills, Lions, Steelers, Eagles early.
Hank
No, all the good games are late.
Big Cat
All the good games are late. Bills, Lions and Steelers, Eagles late. And Bucks, Chargers, which will be.
Max
That's so fun.
Big Cat
That's gonna be fun. That's too so fun.
Max
Ask games.
Big Cat
That's. Those are some fun ass games.
Hank
The.
Big Cat
You should make an acronym for it.
Hank
The Eagles Commanders game that we talked about potentially being flexed to Monday night that Max and I were looking forward to.
Big Cat
Yeah, maybe.
Hank
Turns out that's not a possibility of happening because their earlier matchup was on Amazon and the NFL has a rule where if Amazon has one game, then you can't take their second game away.
Big Cat
From Fox or cbs, which I'm very happy about because I know you guys wanted to go to the game, but we need that game to be streamed and we need to be able to have an episode after it.
Hank
Yep.
Big Cat
Because Christmas week we won't have a Wednesday episode. So if it went to Monday night, we would have just sat for like three days.
Hank
Yep.
Big Cat
Waiting to talk about it. Now we get to talk about it right away.
Hank
Yep.
Big Cat
And it could be significant. You gotta. You gotta beat the Saints.
Hank
Gotta beat the Saints.
Big Cat
Gotta beat the Saints. One and. Oh.
Hank
Gotta be.
Big Cat
Gotta go. One and. Oh.
Hank
Spencer Rattler.
Big Cat
Yeah. All right, let's do. Oh. I have a rollback question. Rhode promo code. Take 20 off your first purchase. Qzips, polos, hoodies, joggers, short roback.com promo code, take. So we're down to two. Max is clinched. PFT is still trying to clinch. We'll have two playoff teams on this podcast. Possibly. Definitely got to beat Saints. Oh, definitely.
Hank
Thank you. Shut the fuck up.
Big Cat
So my rollback question is the 2 verse 7. How much have you guys thought about this?
Hank
We first thought about that. I'd say, what, a month and a half ago? A month ago.
PFT Commenter
The Rams.
Big Cat
Okay.
PFT Commenter
I'm just. No, I'm not. I don't want the Rams. But we're.
Max
You should want the commies.
Big Cat
I'm just asking.
Hank
The Rams make me nervous.
Big Cat
I'm just asking. 2 verse 7. I'm just asking because it's kind of. It's pretty much locked in that the Eagles are going to have. The Eagles could obviously go to one, but they're not going to. It'd be very hard for them to go to three. They'd have to lose three out of their last four and the Seahawks would have to win out. And the Commanders. They really can't. I mean, it'd be hard for them to go up to the six. I think it's a collision course right now.
Hank
I think if we win three games, we would still be the seven seed, I think.
Big Cat
Yeah. Because the packers are ahead of you.
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
So have we thought. Are we thinking about it?
Hank
We're thinking about it. I welcome the challenge.
PFT Commenter
I mean, Rams are a really good football team.
Big Cat
It's hard to. You could basically end his life.
Hank
It's hard to beat a team three times in a year.
Big Cat
You could basically end his life.
PFT Commenter
What does that mean?
Hank
That means that we're probably going to win one of the next two.
Max
I don't know why you're scared, man. I like.
Big Cat
No, I would.
Max
I would. I would be. I would want the commanders. The commanders is like a. It's just a place on your bulletin board.
Hank
It's layout. We. We're not even supposed to be here. We're not even a good team.
Big Cat
It's a quarterback.
Hank
We haven't beaten a team that's above 500 bullets and boards. You want us. We're a cupcake.
Big Cat
Who would you.
Max
All right, Max, let me ask you this way.
Big Cat
Yeah. Why would you want to play the.
Max
Rams Season ended today. Who would you want to see in the playoffs in that 2, 7 matchup? Best case scenario for you in an.
PFT Commenter
Outside world, it would be the commanders in this world. I don't want to see the commanders.
Max
In the playoffs that you can't. It's one world.
Big Cat
I want the Eagles. It's all one world.
Hank
I'll just say it. I want the Eagles. Obviously right now it's a win. Win for you. House money.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Hank
We're a year away from contending.
PFT Commenter
You guys are good. Like the Eagles are good.
Big Cat
No, next year we're gonna playoff team would be by definition at least good. Yeah.
PFT Commenter
No one to your definition.
Hank
Zero.
Big Cat
Not even the memes. Definition.
PFT Commenter
Right.
Hank
I mean for maximum heartbreak for Max.
PFT Commenter
No, that. That's what I'm saying. Like it's scary because it's just like the worst situation and would be such a bad loss for me and I see those losses so often.
Hank
Well, hey, Max, by the way.
PFT Commenter
But like the Eagles are objectively so much better than the commanders.
Hank
Objectively so much.
Max
You guys aren't playing the game.
Hank
Like, like, Max, you. You just beat the Panthers.
PFT Commenter
Yes, kinda.
Hank
You beat. You beat the Panthers today. Like don't let anyone take away from that.
PFT Commenter
You got smoked by the Cowboys.
Hank
We smoked the Panthers.
PFT Commenter
That was also a different Panthers team.
Hank
After we smoked them. We lit a fire under their asses.
PFT Commenter
The. Like, the Panthers are good now.
Big Cat
Yeah, they are good.
PFT Commenter
They were bad.
Hank
We're not good.
PFT Commenter
The Bears beat the fuck out of the Panthers.
Big Cat
We fucked them up. We fucked him up.
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
Matt Eberf was coach of the year.
PFT Commenter
You guys are. Yeah, you guys are good at beating. Beating up bad teams. And then as soon as you play a team above. 500, you look horrible.
Hank
No, that's not true. We lost by like one score to the Steelers, one point to the Steelers, and one score to the Ravens. Well, you said horrib.
Big Cat
Let's get.
PFT Commenter
Let's get a round of applause.
Hank
I think we have different definitions of what horrible memes.
Big Cat
Did you have some stats that you compiled anti PFT commander stats?
Memes
No, that was going to be my nerd nugget of the week on Thursday with the Cardinals losing the Commanders MBA to team over.500 this season.
Hank
Oh, but they're only under 500 because we beat them.
Big Cat
You're only that loss out.
PFT Commenter
You're just playing teams because you sucked last year.
Hank
We're playing.
PFT Commenter
That's how the NFL works.
Max
So that's why you should be excited to play them.
PFT Commenter
I know, but I. But that's also why I would lose because I lose these games.
Big Cat
Listen, Max, we're not lose because of your attitude.
Hank
I'm not. I'm not.
Big Cat
That is your.
PFT Commenter
You just said that I'm not playing in the game. Pick a side.
Hank
I'm just. That's.
Max
But like, you're not playing in the game. The matchup favors the Eagles, so you root like.
Big Cat
That's. That's.
Max
That's what your take is.
Big Cat
You'd rather play the Commanders than the. The Rams outside of this world.
PFT Commenter
Yes.
Hank
The Rams are a better team than us.
PFT Commenter
Correct?
Hank
Yes.
Big Cat
Yeah. Get your head out of your ass, Max.
Hank
You're afraid of this world.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Yes, I'm afraid of this world.
Hank
Okay.
PFT Commenter
I'm afraid of this room.
Hank
What room would we watch that in? That's an important one.
Big Cat
We're afraid of this room. We probably have to watch in here.
PFT Commenter
I will say that does make it.
Big Cat
Max.
Hank
You're gonna smoke us in the playoffs.
Max
Smoke them.
Big Cat
It will be such incredible.
Hank
It's not even close. Your passing game's great, but I forgot to.
Big Cat
I wrote down this, though, because we're talking about schedule. I am pumped to have a fourth place schedule again. That's the best.
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
When you get a fourth place schedule, it's like we get to just play the bad teams from every other division. Nothing better.
PFT Commenter
This guy would know.
Hank
Yeah, it's great. Listen, the Commanders this year. I don't know. Why do you keep bringing the Commanders up, Max?
PFT Commenter
I didn't bring this up, dude.
Hank
We're not a good team. We're. We're. We're perfectly average team. I think that our offense is above average, but we're not supposed to be good this year.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Hank
So if we make the playoffs, I mean, if we get a playoff win, that's like multiple.
Big Cat
Oh, my God.
Hank
Especially if it was over the Eagles division rival.
Big Cat
You have to plan a flag in Max's seat.
Hank
I would rather have that than even a Super bowl this year. Just like beating the Eagles in the playoffs.
PFT Commenter
I'll go full Jack Sawyer on that.
Big Cat
Well.
PFT Commenter
Oh, you got his name.
Hank
You get mate.
PFT Commenter
I would know.
Big Cat
No, that would do that. No.
PFT Commenter
I would fight BFT and I would pepper spray you.
Big Cat
Pug would.
Hank
Macy. Imagine. Imagine Pug stand there with a big thing of pepper spray ready to go Bear mace.
Big Cat
Okay.
PFT Commenter
He actually does walk around with pepper spray everywhere he goes, so that makes sense.
Memes
Of course he does something else the other night.
Big Cat
Oh, he's gonna pepper spray him.
Memes
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Well, this was Hank's fault.
Big Cat
There was some.
Max
I mean, what?
Big Cat
I don't know.
Max
I don't know. There was some crazy going down when I left the office last night. So I called and told them, and then I think I might have freaked him out, but it wasn't. I wasn't like, trying to freak him out. It was.
Big Cat
Who?
Memes
Pug.
PFT Commenter
Pug also pays for the citizen app to make sure that he gets.
Hank
He's a Karen citizen. Premium.
Big Cat
Oh, yeah.
PFT Commenter
Terrified.
Hank
Yeah. That. Nothing will scare you more than knowing the details of every crime that takes place anywhere near you.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
In the city of Chicago.
Big Cat
Yeah. That's good.
Memes
The people clean the building. We're gonna rob us.
Big Cat
Oh, my God. These guys. Bear. Bear me. I'm gonna try to figure out a way to get maced by Pug. Why? I want to. Why? Because it should be funny.
PFT Commenter
It's supposed to be, like, the most painful thing ever.
Big Cat
I know, but it would be funny if we, like, stashed and mugging on.
Hank
You want to do a Mace? Do you want to do a Mace bet for the playoffs?
Big Cat
Yes.
Max
Why?
Hank
It's a.
Big Cat
It's a. It's a bonus bet.
Hank
Yeah, Bonus bet. I'm down for it if Max.
Big Cat
It also doesn't take. It's not like all of our other bets that take forever. Like, you just do it right away so you can just pay it off.
Hank
Yeah, I'll agree.
PFT Commenter
I would Be the one that would have to shave my fat face and get pepper sprayed.
Big Cat
What do you mean you have to shave your fat face?
PFT Commenter
I already had to do that.
Big Cat
For what?
PFT Commenter
Sixers are back. One, two in a row. Beat the Bulls.
Max
That was like five years ago.
Big Cat
Wait, what? Oh, yeah. You talking about the fucking soul patch? Soul patch?
PFT Commenter
Yeah. That was like the worst punishment any of us have had.
Hank
A pretty bad one.
Max
60 minutes of stand up.
PFT Commenter
I would have crushed that, Max.
Hank
I'll shake on it right now.
Big Cat
That's crazy.
Hank
Commanders Eagles.
PFT Commenter
You wouldn't if you had. If you had the choice.
Hank
Gets maced.
Max
Six minutes of Santa.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, that's.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Yeah. You fucking liar.
Hank
Come on, coward.
PFT Commenter
What?
Hank
Mace bet.
PFT Commenter
No, I'm not doing the Mace bet. Let's. It's not. We can't even get there. We're not even there yet.
Max
Let's talk about that.
PFT Commenter
Sunk. Let's talk about that.
Max
Sunk down.
Big Cat
I had to piss so bad.
PFT Commenter
What?
Big Cat
You just piss? Yeah, I just pissed right here.
PFT Commenter
I can't see that. That's so gross, dude.
Big Cat
What do you mean I had to piss? It was going long.
PFT Commenter
Twice in the past.
Hank
We've been doing that for years. Max, thanks for. Listen to part of my take.
Big Cat
I had to. I sunk down so you couldn't see anything.
Hank
All right, Mace, I jacked off during.
Big Cat
No, I'm jacking off right now. All right, let's do who's Back of the Week. We'll talk some college football as well. I. I'll do the bracket for my who's Back? Coors Light. From overcrowded stores and flight delays to awkward family dynamics and dinner mishaps, the holidays are far from perfect. But that doesn't mean we have to lose our chill. Forgotten ingredients don't have to ruin dinner. Takeout and Coors Light are always crowd pleasers. When the mountain turns blue, it's as cold as the Rockies. Coors Light is cold lager, cold filtered and cold packaged for a smoother finish. Choose chill this holiday season, then reach for Coors Light. Get Coors Light delivered straight to your door. Visit coors light.com take or you can find it pretty much anywhere that sells beer. Sell bit responsibly Coors Brewing company, Golden, Colorado. Get Coors Light delivered straight to your door. Visit coors light.com take okay. Who's back of the week?
Max
Henry My who's Back the week is Timothy Shamalay.
Big Cat
Yeah, Ball.
Max
No, Shamala. He was the guest picker on college game day. When they made the announcement earlier in the week. There was a lot of out. Not outrage, but a lot of, you know, chirping going on online. Being like, gatekeeping. Oh, it's the SEC championship, big game. And we have a French sounding actor, a French. Someone with New York citizenship, actor from New York City as the guest picker. Like, how could we not do better? Then he went on stage and absolutely crushed it. Elite ball.
Big Cat
Nowhere knows way more than Desmond Howard.
Max
Probably is listening to this podcast at some point.
Big Cat
Yeah, I'll be listening right now.
Hank
He's a sports freak.
Big Cat
I think he actually, someone found out he's. He's a ringerhead.
Max
But. But that doesn't mean you can. There's both.
Big Cat
If he listens to Rosillo, he probably has heard of us. Yeah.
Max
And I think. I mean that there's the, you know, there's a lot of people that listen to both.
Hank
Yeah, yeah. Timothy, come on the podcast.
Big Cat
Timothy, come on.
Hank
Come stream again.
Big Cat
Talk some ball.
Hank
Yeah, he does.
Max
Do you think he is an actual ball knower? And I do, but there was some. Some people saying he was just, you know, reading lines.
Hank
A good actor.
Big Cat
No, because someone else posted a picture of him when he was like, 12 years old waiting outside a Broadway play trying to get a Marist Stoudemire to sign a Knicks jersey. I think he's a sports fan. Yeah. Yes. He obviously, like, do. I think he's watching Maxion? Maybe not, but I think he is a genuine sports fan.
Hank
I love the fact that it was also outside of a play. Yeah, it's got the acting and the sports on.
Big Cat
Look, Timothee Chalamet waited outside a Broadway show to get Amari Stoudemire's autograph when he was 14. I. It was awesome. Yeah.
Hank
Did a good job.
PFT Commenter
Memes just said he did a lot better than JMU's guest picker.
Hank
Oh, that's a good one, Memes. That's a good one.
Max
Wait, how Also, you got chirped at the. The.
Big Cat
It was brutal.
Max
Dude with like, had five seconds and.
Big Cat
Out of nowhere took his.
Max
Took his opportunity.
Big Cat
I was just. I was actually. Because I saw Max and Hank here on Saturday. I was here with my kids running around hitting some wiffle balls. My son was hitting some dingers. Max, you would lefty. And then I just started getting tagged in a tweet, and it was this kid who was kicking for $1.2 million. And McAfee was like, do you know anything about field goal kicks? He was like, yeah, double doink, big cat. I was like, what the.
Hank
Did he make the Kick.
Big Cat
He missed it.
Hank
Oh, that's a shame. Yeah, real shame. Also.
Big Cat
Also, I shouldn't let a lawyer kick it.
Hank
Also, Herb Street.
Big Cat
Shout out. That guy. He's probably awl.
Hank
Not to get personal. Herb street, the kid.
Max
The guy that said big cat.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Hank
He stinks at Holden.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Hank
Bad holder. I don't want to throw him under the bus, but he's a bad holder.
Big Cat
Shout out. That guy should have made the kick. He had two chances, and then Texas lost.
Hank
What was Shelami's record?
Max
I don't know. I know he had Ohio.
Hank
He picked Ohio.
Memes
I don't think it ended up being that good.
Max
Ah, but he had the one graphic where everyone else picked against him.
Big Cat
Yeah. And then I won easily. Championship. Championship. Saturday was pretty awesome. Pretty fun. Okay.
Hank
He went four out of seven.
Big Cat
That's pretty good.
Max
It's better than us.
Big Cat
We're so bad.
Hank
Well, they're not picking against the spread.
Big Cat
Yeah, but I don't. I don't know if I would win if I pick winners.
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
Pft.
Hank
Your who's back. My who's back of the week is feeling young.
Big Cat
Mmm.
Hank
Big. And I saw you tweet about this. We discussed it a little bit earlier, but there was a post online on x.com the everything app. It's all happening on X that was along the lines of want to feel old? Jerome Bettis son, Jerome Bettis Jr. Has enrolled at Notre Dame. Yeah, Jerome Bettis. He, I think, last played College Football in 1992.
Big Cat
His last NFL season was 2005.
Hank
I think he's 52 years old.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Hank
His son attending college lines up perfectly with that.
Big Cat
He should be attending college.
Hank
That's a want to feel young, and we got to bring back want to feel young's.
Big Cat
Yes.
Hank
And along those same lines, Sean Taylor's brother just declared for the NFL draft. His brother.
Big Cat
That's awesome.
Hank
Want to feel young.
Big Cat
Want to feel young.
Hank
He's declaring for the draft.
Big Cat
Also want to feel young. Deion Sanders son is going to declare for the NFL draft.
Hank
That makes sense.
Big Cat
Yeah. Makes perfect sense.
Hank
Want to feel young. John Cena doesn't have kids.
Max
Want to feel young. You guys will be 55 when Juan Soto's contract expires.
Hank
That's pre making me feel old.
Big Cat
Actually, that's not true. We'll be 54. We're not 40 yet.
Hank
Dude.
Max
I was 50, not 16. You're right.
Big Cat
And how old will you be? 47. Yeah.
Hank
You're gonna be so old.
Max
Hey, listen, it makes me feel young.
Big Cat
We're already old. You still got to get to it.
Max
No, I'm there.
Big Cat
You're. You know, you're. We're good.
Max
No, I'm not.
Big Cat
We're about to turn 40. You've been having a midlife crisis.
Max
Yeah.
Big Cat
You wanted to buy a sick car.
Max
Still do.
Big Cat
That's the. The quintessential sign of a midlife crisis is being like, I need a sick car.
Hank
Yep.
Max
I'm looking forward to just being my age. I'm looking forward to feeling old. Yeah.
Big Cat
Yep.
Hank
It sure is.
Big Cat
I am. I am dreading 40 just because I'm. I've done the math, and I. I definitely am over halfway.
Hank
I'm. I'm not feeling that bad about it because I've mentally accepted. I've pretty much been 40 since I turned 38.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Do you think it's worse turning 40 or turning 30?
Max
30 was 40.
Big Cat
30 was awesome. I loved 30.
Hank
You still feel good when you turn 30? When you turn 40.
Big Cat
Every.
Hank
Like, there's stuff. There's injuries that you've just accumulated on your body.
Big Cat
Yeah. 30 was a great age term because 30 is when you turn 31, you're young again, because everyone who's in their late 30s, you're like, oh, I'm not going to get there forever. Two, you're finally, like an adult that people kind of respect because you're like, yeah, I'm 30. And then three, you. When you're 30, you can start, like, skipping out on things, being like, yeah, I don't really want to do it. I'm 30. You can't be like. Like, you can't be 25 and be like, no, I don't want to go out this weekend, guys.
Hank
I'm tired.
Big Cat
Yeah, you can't say you can. When you're in your 30s, you don't get tired. Right. 20s, you have no excuse. You got to go balls to the wall. 30 is great. 30 was freeing. It was liberating.
PFT Commenter
Memes and I both turned 30 this year.
Max
30G me like bricks.
Big Cat
We got to get some young blood in here. We got to get a young. We're going to get a. We're going to get a. We're going to do it right this year. We're going to get an intern early in the summer. So we're gonna do it.
Hank
How old is Jack?
PFT Commenter
25.
Hank
Okay.
Big Cat
All right. We gotta get some young blood. My issues out.
Max
When I started working here, I was 19, and that's just like, the. The. As I get older, it's like I still feel like I'm living and it is. This job is, you know, a young man's job. It feels like, you know, we're doing when I'm 19, but I'm.
Big Cat
Wait, I thought you were 18. Your first 19. Tom McShay video was 18. 19. 19. Okay, and how old are you?
Max
31.
Big Cat
Okay, so he's still got a few years for me to say that I've known you for half your life.
Max
Yes.
Hank
Hank, if you woke up tomorrow and barstool was just not a thing, like it had never been a thing. But you are unemployed. You wake up and you have to find a job. What do you do?
Big Cat
I think you'd find a job.
Max
I know that I would try produce.
Big Cat
The number one sports podcast.
Max
Yeah, no, I'd probably buy like a van and just drive around the country for a little bit.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Max
Figure it out.
Hank
That's sick.
Big Cat
Everyone here would be good except Memes. Cuz he's not.
Hank
He means would be great.
Big Cat
People would be like, what?
Max
And you need references.
Big Cat
Are you gonna fight me in this interview, Memes?
Hank
If you want to.
Big Cat
Stuck with us for life.
Hank
Glowing letter of recommendation ever. I'll do it right now if you want one. Right now.
Memes
I'm okay.
Hank
You sure?
Big Cat
Literally do.
PFT Commenter
He's gonna leave for Gruden in a second.
Big Cat
Oh, but you'd fight. You'd have to fight Gruden. Gruden would like that. He'd be like feats of strength kind of thing. Let's fight. All right. My who, my who's back? Let's talk about the College Football Playoff real quick. So we have the College Football Playoff. Alabama got left out. I feel no remorse for Alabama. I thought there was a chance they were going to sneak him in. I still think they would have snuck him in if SMU did not come back in that game. It was basically the perfect way for SMU to lose in a walk off bomb of a field goal after coming all the way back. But I don't really care about the teams that are left out. It's like the. It's like March Madness. We have, I don't know, an hour for me to feel bad and then I'm like, I'm excited for more football.
Hank
No, you can't feel bad for Alabama.
Big Cat
No.
Hank
Because you can just say to Alabama, you lost to Oklahoma.
Big Cat
Well, and the big thing with Alabama fans, which I do not understand, they keep saying, get ready for us to schedule the weakest non conference opponents possible. They lost all three of their games in the conference.
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
Their three losses were Vanderbilt, Oklahoma, and Tennessee. Yeah.
Hank
You Beat Wisconsin.
Big Cat
Yeah. They kicked the shit out of it.
Hank
The non conference was not the issue. I don't think it was the issue for anyone.
Big Cat
No.
Hank
That's on the outside looking at you.
Big Cat
No. Yeah, I don't think so.
Hank
You just have to win the games that you should win. Like they were favored by I think 21 points against Oklahoma.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Hank
And I think they lost by 21 points in Oklahoma.
Big Cat
Yeah. No, the.
Hank
Pretty big deal.
Big Cat
The only team that you could say the non conference was maybe a problem was Clemson. Just because they had to play Georgia at the first game, South Carolina, the last game. They lost both those games. If they had not won the ACC championship game, they wouldn't have been in. So you could make the argument they could have scheduled cupcakes and had one loss and been in. Yeah.
Hank
Also shout out to Dabo Swinney.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Hank
After the game, Zombie. After the game, he gets. He gets on the mic and the first thing that he says is, SMU should be in the playoff, too.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Hank
Like right away they said that that was the loudest cheer that went up from Clemson. Probably because they already knew that they were in.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Hank
They weren't going to give themselves a giant cheer, but when they found out that SMU was also going to make it. And I'm very happy.
Big Cat
I really don't. I don't. I care for like maybe 2 seconds and then it's like, all right, let me look at the bracket because the bracket is awesome. I. They're going to have to tweak it. It should be the four best teams get a buy because it's definitely a little lopsided. And it brings us to Penn State getting a dream draw, which, I mean, they have. They. I think they're heavy favorites over smu. They'd probably be heavy favorites over. Over Boise State. And so they could theoretically be heavy favorites in both their first two games and get to the semis. Whereas Oregon, who is the best team in the country, who's the only undefeated team in the tournament, has to play either Tennessee or Ohio State in the second round. Which you could make the argument both those teams are not seated correctly and should be seated at 5 and 6.
Hank
It's crazy that this is the way that it shook out. But first of all, Max, congratulations on finishing second place in the Big Ten.
Big Cat
Yes.
Hank
Big deal.
Big Cat
That was huge.
Hank
And if you had won that game, you would have been fucked. Maybe.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Defensive. Penn State was so bad.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Very good.
Big Cat
It was tough with that linebacker saying Big Ten bully on his eyeball.
PFT Commenter
They kept Showing it. They kept showing it and then they kept.
Big Cat
Dylan Gabriel would just do. Dylan Gabriel is so good at running right up to the line of scrimmage and then throwing a dart. Every time I think he's going to take off and he just throws it right at the line of scrimmage.
Hank
Big Ten bully.
PFT Commenter
But now if Penn State loses either of these first two games, James Franklin.
Hank
It'D be like losing to Washington the playoffs.
Big Cat
Yeah. And Georgia. I know that everyone keeps saying, like, so Georgia's the 2 seed. Everyone's like, oh, well, Georgia is not Georgia. I understand that. Georgia has lost four games, I think, in the last four years, and three of them, three of the four to Alabama, and Alabama's not in this bracket, so. And I know Carson Beck is hurt, which might be a good thing. Yeah.
Hank
Their backup might be better, actually. The real. The real question is how injured is their punter.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Hank
Because their punters are a fucking monster.
Big Cat
Yeah. Yeah. And I'm just excited. I think it's gonna be great. I do think there's obviously some flaws in the system, but I don't care. I'm excited for football. I think there'll be an upset. We don't think about. I think Arizona State's one of those teams that is so hot right now, and they were 111 with their starting quarterback. Why can't they go on a little run?
Hank
Scattaboo.
Big Cat
Yeah. Scattaboo is awesome. Notre Dame.
Hank
And yeah. Marcus Freeman said that he had to look up Kurt signature. I googled him.
Big Cat
Yeah. And he wins.
Hank
Yep.
Big Cat
Yeah. Yeah. Do we got it? We got an in state. We got this. Indiana going up against each other.
Hank
It does rock that we're going to get to see playoff games in home environments.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Hank
That's gonna be very.
Big Cat
It's gonna be incredible. You guys have any. Any issues with it? I mean, Memes is a Georgia fan.
Memes
Only issue I have with it is that Boise State's number three. I just hate.
Big Cat
I hate.
Hank
I hate it.
Big Cat
I thought you were an Ashton gentle guy.
Memes
I am. How scared were you on Friday?
Big Cat
I wasn't scared. I was more just. Listen. The Ashton Genti bot army has made.
Memes
It very ugly, but when he jumped up to plus 400 in that first.
Big Cat
Half, they have made it very ugly. They've. They've just keep repeating, oh, snaps aren't stats. And just like completely erase the fact that he's playing two positions at a very high level.
Hank
Stamina.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Hank
All he's good at is stamina.
Big Cat
Yeah. And then we. And then we Just say, like, we've never seen Ashton Johnny before. And we have. His name was Melvin Gordon or Kevin Smith or Barry. Barry Sanders.
Hank
So do you guys want to go.
Max
Pick national champions or Wednesday.
Big Cat
We can do Wednesday.
Hank
Fill out your whole bracket.
Big Cat
We do Wednesday. Oregon's really good. We keep saying no one's good. Oregon went undefeated.
Hank
Ohio State might be good, too.
Big Cat
I. I'm so curious about Ohio State because it does feel like they. I think they could win it all.
Max
And I think that game should be in Tennessee. Yeah, that's my.
Big Cat
Well, no, Ohio State should be the Sixies. Just for vibes, though, or the fifth seed. Ohio State has a better resume. I mean, they beat Penn State head to head. I don't know. Seems like. Seems like they should get a little bit of. I mean, they played on the field. I. I think Ohio State could either win it all or they could come out and just be, like, a completely dead team.
Hank
Totally flat against Tennessee.
Big Cat
Yeah. Yeah. That absolutely could happen. Oh, yeah. Kirby Smart ripping Greg Sankey to his face was so funny. Even though this is just my favorite part about college football, because this is. I mean, it's the Ashton Jenny thing. Obviously, I'm by. Well, I'm unbiased, but everyone has their wars, and they fight to the death about it. Kirby Smart saying they put us on the road all these times. They played eight games in the state of Georgia.
Hank
Yeah. They did play the hardest teams possible. They did outside of Georgia.
Big Cat
This is the problem with the new super conferences. They got to figure out a more balanced schedule, but we all knew it going into it, and they'll figure it out maybe going forward.
Hank
Yeah. What did you think of the setup that they had for the College Football Playoff committee? I didn't see a buffet.
Big Cat
Yep.
Hank
I didn't see wings. I didn't see any wings. Nobody was drinking beer.
Max
A lot of jeans.
Hank
They don't represent the true football fan out there. Was it. Was it Ward Manuel who was drinking Perrier water?
Big Cat
Yep. Michigan. Disgusting, disgusting, disgusting. Also, shout out Kirk Herb street son for committing to Michigan.
Hank
Yes.
Big Cat
Very cool.
Hank
Very, very cool.
Max
Shout out Kyle Long.
Big Cat
Why?
Max
He did a. A Man tonight.
Big Cat
Oh, he did?
Hank
Oh, no, Woody.
Big Cat
Sweet.
Max
A man.
Big Cat
Oh, did he.
Hank
Did he delete it?
Max
Ah, he edited it.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Max
Obviously I got tagged a bunch, but.
Big Cat
Oh, that's so funny.
Max
He tweeted a man. The Chiefs can't catch a break. Holy. Thank God there's an edit button.
Hank
Okay. But that's different from just a Man because when you literally.
Max
No, no, no. The original tweet was fucking A man. He tweeted the exact same tweet.
Hank
Oh, he did.
Big Cat
Oh, and then he edited it.
Max
Fucking A man. What's the original tweet?
Big Cat
Oh, that's so funny.
Hank
Last edit 1006. Let me look up the revision history here. Oh yeah, but he capitalized A. I think when you did it it was just fucking A man.
Big Cat
Yeah. All right.
Max
Fucking grammar police.
Big Cat
Hahaha. Pog. You carry around Mace?
Memes
No, that's misinformation from Max.
Big Cat
I have a pepper spray emergency.
PFT Commenter
Only for emergencies.
Big Cat
But you carry it?
PFT Commenter
Only in situations where I need to carry it.
Big Cat
Like do you have it here.
Memes
Maybe.
Hank
Yeah, that's because he has to work with memes.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
No, it's just we even in the.
Big Cat
New York office too, some late nights.
PFT Commenter
You know, walking home late.
Hank
Yep.
PFT Commenter
Getting in, you know, train station.
Big Cat
So you got a whistle?
Hank
No.
Big Cat
You gotta get a whistle.
Memes
Somebody was carrying a mic stand around the office and he thought it was a gun.
Big Cat
Oh my God. I didn't know you were Karen. I didn't know you were Karen.
Hank
Do you have a medic alert bracelet? No.
PFT Commenter
Should I get one?
Big Cat
Yeah.
Hank
What if you fall?
Big Cat
Sounds like you should get one. Okay. Anything you want to say? Memes about numbers? Are we. Are we past you almost quitting on Friday?
Memes
We're past that.
Big Cat
Okay.
Memes
I. I still work here. I'm employed.
Big Cat
Okay, good. That was a tense moment.
Hank
I still work here.
Memes
Yeah, still working.
Big Cat
Yeah. And you still got. We. We did the numbers. You still have so many days before we can say that you're the worst of all time.
Memes
But I got.
Big Cat
No, you didn't know. You didn't. Pft. Got it. Okay. Numbers is memes.
Hank
Picking his own. Yeah, we agreed on that last time for forever. Okay.
Big Cat
3.
PFT Commenter
11.
Memes
I'll go 2. Hey, PFD. Have you ever got this on your own?
Max
17.
Hank
I'll go 77. 94.
Big Cat
Poke.
Hank
17.
Max
Nope.
Hank
45.
Big Cat
81.
Hank
Oh, I thought that was 21.
Big Cat
81.
Hank
Love you guys.
Podcast Summary: Pardon My Take - NFL Week 14 Highlights
Release Date: December 9, 2024
Hosts: Big Cat & PFT Commenter
Podcast: Pardon My Take by Barstool Sports
In this episode of "Pardon My Take," Big Cat and PFT Commenter dive deep into NFL Week 14, dissecting standout performances, team dynamics, and the latest developments in the College Football Playoff. Their candid discussions, peppered with humor and sharp insights, offer listeners a comprehensive overview of the week's most pivotal moments in football.
The Vikings delivered a commanding performance against the Falcons, highlighted by Sam Darnold's stellar display.
Big Cat (00:23): "Sam Darnold was 22 for 28, 347 yards, five touchdowns. And the Vikings—why aren't we talking about the Vikings like the Eagles and the Lions? Damn, Sam Darnold is awesome."
Hank (14:24): "Sam Darnold is significantly better at this point of his career than Kirk Cousins."
A defensive battle saw the Jaguars narrowly edge out the Titans, raising questions about coaching strategies and player performances.
Big Cat (04:05): "The Jaguars—winning streak and flying down to Tampa... Jaguars10, Titans6."
Hank (16:25): "We have to watch Desmond Ritter and the Jaguars' defense. It was a defensive struggle."
The Seahawks showcased a rejuvenated defense, climbing to the top of the NFC West.
Big Cat (05:28): "Seahawks were unguardable... the Seahawks are back to being a top-tier team."
Hank (85:07): "Ernest Jones is really good. The Seahawks' defense is completely different."
The 49ers dominated the Bears, emphasizing their offensive prowess while the Bears continue to falter.
Big Cat (07:28): "Clock Purdy looked like Big Ben letting the Bears know what time it was."
Hank (80:05): "Niners38, Bears13. The Bears are a joke. They're so bad."
An exhilarating shootout where Josh Allen set historical records, but the Bills fell short in a heart-stopping finish.
Hank (88:28): "Josh Allen was the first player with three passing and three rushing touchdowns in the same game."
Big Cat (88:21): "This was football pornography. Everything about this game was awesome."
The Steelers maintained their dominance over the Browns, with standout defensive plays shutting down Cleveland's offense.
Big Cat (22:10): "Steelers27, Browns14 and that is the fastest two minutes for week 14 in the NFL."
Hank (22:38): "Kidarius Tony's performances were laughable. The Browns have no special teams strength."
A closely contested matchup concluded with the Dolphins overcoming the Jets in overtime, bolstering their playoff hopes.
Memes (05:28): "Dolphins 32, Jets26... oh the Rizzler."
Big Cat (55:07): "Tua did the thing and I know you probably know it means from watching the game where it's so frustrating because Tua, he felt like he never got touched today."
A tight game featured dramatic special teams plays and questionable coaching decisions that ultimately led to a Saints victory.
Big Cat (44:36): "Saints14, Giants11. That game sucked. The Bears are a joke."
Hank (76:03): "Rams44, Bills42. This game was awesome."
The Vikings' resurgence, spearheaded by Sam Darnold, positions them as serious playoff contenders. The hosts discuss his potential impact and the team's improved performance dynamics.
Big Cat (14:24): "The Vikings are surging at the right time."
Hank (12:11): "Sam Darnold may be the catalyst that propels the Vikings into playoff contention."
The Bears remain at the bottom of the standings, with ongoing frustrations over coaching decisions and lackluster performances.
Big Cat (07:28): "The Bears are a joke. They're so bad."
Hank (76:05): "Get your head out of your ass, Max."
The Seahawks' defense has transformed, making them formidable opponents and enhancing their playoff prospects.
Hank (85:07): "Ernest Jones is really good. The Seahawks' defense is completely different."
Big Cat (85:28): "The Seahawks defense shut the Cardinals down today. Their offense...has weapons everywhere."
The recent College Football Playoff bracket stir debates, especially concerning team selections like Penn State and SMU.
Big Cat (110:06): "College Football Playoff includes teams like Penn State, SMU, which is interesting."
Hank (119:30): "Derek Carr's performance has been phenomenal... pushing the Bills in the playoffs."
Critical analysis of coaching moves, especially focusing on in-game decisions that influenced outcomes, such as challenges and play-calling.
Hank (93:08): "Sean McDermott's mistakes are costing the team critically."
Big Cat (114:00): "The decision to move Thomas Brown from the booth to the sideline was baffling."
Big Cat (14:24): "The Vikings are surging at the right time."
Hank (16:25): "Sam Darnold is significantly better at this point of his career than Kirk Cousins."
Memes (05:28): "Dolphins32, Jets26... oh the Rizzler."
Hank (88:28): "Josh Allen was the first player with three passing and three rushing touchdowns in the same game."
Big Cat (07:28): "Clock Purdy looked like Big Ben letting the Bears know what time it was."
This episode of "Pardon My Take" offers an in-depth analysis of NFL Week 14, highlighting the resurgence of the Minnesota Vikings and Seattle Seahawks, the persistent struggles of the Chicago Bears, and the breathtaking performances that kept fans on the edge of their seats. The discussion extends to collegiate football, weighing in on the College Football Playoff selections with opinions on team merits and potential impacts on the playoff landscape.
Big Cat and PFT Commenter's dynamic conversations provide listeners with both entertainment and insightful sports commentary, making it a valuable listen for hardcore football enthusiasts and casual fans alike.
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