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Big Cat
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Big Cat
On today's part of my take, it is week 15 in the NFL. We've got a lot of games to talk about. Bills, Lions, Bills maybe the best team in the NFL. Eagles statement win. Chiefs going to 13 and 1. PFTU surviving in the dome. Survive the dome, Survive the Dome. And it's all brought to you by our friends at DraftKings. It's the most wonderful time of the year for getting in on all the hoops, football and hockey action at DraftKings. Sportsbook. In the season of giving, we're being gifted college football and basketball, pro football and basketball and pro hockey too. Almost 24 7. So many games every day. So many opportunities to place your first bet. Try betting on something simple like picking a team to win. Go to the DraftKings sportsbook app and place your bet. And here's a gift for all new customers. Bet $5 to get 150 in bonus bets if your bet wins. So download the DraftKings sports recap and use code TAKE. That's code TAKE for new customers to get 150 in bonus bets if your bet wins when you bet just five bucks. Happy holidays from DraftKings. The crown is yours. Gambling problem. Call 1-800- gambler in New York. Call 8778 Hope NY or text Hopen Y 467-369 In Connecticut, help is available for problem gambling. Call 888-78977 ccpg.org Please play responsibly on behalf of Boot Hill Casino in resort in Kansas, 21 and over. Age and eligibility varies by jurisdiction. Boyd in Ontario. Bet must win to receive reward. Bonus bets expire 168 hours after issuance. For additional terms and responsible gaming resources, see DKNG co ftball. Okay, let's go. Barn and my take. Yeah Barn and my take. Yay.
PFT Commenter
Barn and my take.
Big Cat
Yeah. Part of my take. Welcome to Part of My take presented by DraftKings. Download the DraftKings sportsbook app and use code TAKE. That's code TAKE for new customers. Get 150 in bonus bets if your bet wins when you bet just five bucks. Happy holidays from DraftKings. The crown is yours. Today is Monday, December 16th. Week 15. They're not gonna get them some spread. We start in Nashville where running back Chase Antonio Brown got to cte see the end zone as the Bengals were fighting for their playoff hopes. The Hennessy Titans came out hot and looked to be in it until spill Levis left a brown stain in his pants throwing three picks, but what's that? What's that? Is that Mason Rudolph the red Nose Reindeers music oh my God, it is. Who comes in relief to save the season and he threw a pick. The Bengals stay alive thanks to Sam I am Hubbard saying I do like touchdown passes. Sam. I am Bengals 37, Titans 27.
Hank
Over to New York, where Rashad Master Bateman shot out a couple seeds and permanently ended the Giants season. There's been a lot of talk about dangerous flying objects in New Jersey as both Tim Boyle and Tommy DeVito attempted passes on Sunday, furthering concerns residents of the Garden State LaMartha Stewart Jackson might be getting older, but that butt don't quit as he did unspeakable things to the New York Stock Exchange Giants on the way to a blowout. Ravens 35 the G Man 14 in.
Big Cat
Carolina where Cowboys ride receiver Creed D. Lamb couldn't be stopped while on the other side of the line Micah Parsons saying my sack or the Bryce absolutely destroying the tiny young making him regret his pro choice. The lone highlight for Carolina came when the offense got a huge bump from Jalen Coker to end the first half, but they were only able to return to the bathroom slash end zone one more time in the second half. Cowboys 30, Panthers 14 and we head down to Florida where memes is there for the Jets Jaguars tilt in Florida.
Memes
Where Aaron Rodgers committed several HIPAA violations against the Vaxonville Jabowars throwing for three touchdowns. Devonte Diggs Adam Adams at the half said give me the ball or I will dust your ass biatch. Brian Rob Brian Rob Thompson said baby baby is 1pm I must be lonely in the end zone with the Jaguars only touchdowns. The end zone was calling for Trevor Etienne Etienne to come home with the help of from the wizard of ass Doug Peterson but fell short. Jets 32, Jaguars 25 thank you memes.
Hank
We go to Tampa where Mike Elangelo Evans is experiencing a renaissance as he painted a masterpiece with 159 yards and the Bucks had a nice little package featuring Levante statue of David in a touching tribute to Max Talente. Justin Hertford suffered another ankle injury after taking way too many shots. Meanwhile, Vladimir Putin McConkey's offensive efforts were stolen as the Chargers offense continues to lack real and Russian threats. Los Angeles laker Mayfield and LeBron David are back from their unexplained absence from earlier this season, leaving Judge Judy saying, he didn't just beat us, did he? Bucks 40, Chargers 17 we head out.
Big Cat
West where Hank is out there for the Cardinals and Patriots game in Arizona.
Max
In the first quarter, Rikuyler Murray said, it gets to a point, dude, after Craig Lou Dorsch fumbled the ball into the end zone, but it was recovered by Jonah Hill Williams for a touchdown and he said, I'll tell you what, I'm never eating out of Benihana again. I don't care whose birthday it is. Drake K. Rowling May was a sorcerer at the stone all day, throwing for a TD to Demario Douglas dimadome, owner of the Dimmesdale Dimmadome and running for another in the fourth quarter. But it wasn't enough to take down the Cardinals and James Sean Connery who said winners go home and the prom queen after stealing the victory with two fourth quarter scores.
Big Cat
Cardinals win 30:17 over to Pennsylvania where Max Delente who's on the IR was at the game. We head over to Philadelphia where Kenneth.
Eddie
2 Chainswell had everyone saying oh yeah, follower alert. Little Steelers a bitch and are now on fraud alert.
Big Cat
TJ Squat had the weight of the.
Eddie
Whole team on his back as seemingly.
Big Cat
He was the only Steeler to show up to Philly today.
Eddie
Jalen Skrt Skirts played like an absolute.
Big Cat
Savage today and had all the haters in Philly eating their words.
Hank
Eagles 27, Steelers 13 we go over to Detroit where Josh Ray Allen was getting there, switching back and forth between throwing and passing touchdowns on the Lions D Sunday. Dan John Skipper ran furiously towards the white line but claimed it was the first time he tried it as he scored a touchdown in the first half. Sean McDermatologist was able to help James Cook with his hair loss as the Buffalo Bills Clintons pulled out their victory cigar against the Detroit Leon Skis and their snazzy blue dress. Bills 48, the Lions 42.
Big Cat
Standing on the corner. Jameis Winston C. Such a fine sight to see.
PFT Commenter
It's Carson Wentz locked up for arson.
Big Cat
Since he burned down Washington D.C. come on Ma homes, you've got some strong bones. The sky cam looks just like the alien drones. Chiefs 21, Brown 7 and that is the fastest two minutes for week 15 brought to you by our friends at Chevy. There's a reason we've never done a Mount Rushmore pickup trucks. And that's because for part of my take, there's only one pickup truck, the Chevy Silverado. Why is that? Silverado is a partner. A partner you can depend on. We've all spent time driving and using the Silverado for all kinds of pardon my take, jobs, adventures and other shenanigans. Silverado has been our ride for a cross country trip to the Super Bowl. Silverado helped us dig the biggest hole ever in the state of Ohio last year at Grit Week and Silverado helped us give fullbacks the recognition they deserve with the Low Man Award. And this year, Silverado is out west with us for our latest Grit Week. Silverado brings a grit legendary grit paired with modern truck tech inside and out. Massive screens, up to eight cameras with 14 different views to help make driving, towing and parking all easier. We love the bold blacked out look of the new Silverado HG Trail boss. So head on over to Chevy.com to build your own Silverado or Silverado HG and check out all the current offers on Silverado. Discover a world of strength and capability, all behind the wheel of our favorite truck, the Chevy silverado. Okay, week 15 in the books, boys. We had a lot of football, got a lot of football to talk about. Early was tough. There was a moment early where we were watching Jake Hayner, Spencer Rattler, Tim Boyle, Tommy DeVito, DTR. Who am I missing?
Max
Mac Jones, Mac Jones, Cooper Rush.
Big Cat
It got ugly for a little bit there.
PFT Commenter
Yeah. Carson Wentz, Mason Rudolph, Will Levis.
Big Cat
Yeah, it was, it was ugly for a little bit there. But we got, we got some great games in the afternoon, but we're gonna, we're gonna recap them all and we'll start with PFT. You surviving the dome commanders 20, saints 19.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big Cat
Holy shit. You almost got screwed with the clock. But also if Darren Rizzi had maybe started Spencer Rattler instead of Jake Haner, who I don't think I've ever seen a quarterback like, we watch all types of quarterbacks. Jake Hayner, it actually looks like a dangerous for him to be out there.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, he looks like an acrobat back there.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Wearing the black tights. It looked like he was wearing Lululemon athletic pants instead of football pants. It was the pictures of Jake Hayner. I was nervous about it because I could not lose to Jake Hayner. That's a, that's a loss that will follow you around. But Hayner's going to hate, I guess because he was. He was not good.
Big Cat
No, he was bad.
PFT Commenter
He was not good. And then Spencer Rattler got in and looked pretty decent. Actually. I thought that Jaden played pretty well. He missed a couple of wide open bombs to Terry McLaren by like a total of probably a total of eight inches away from three more touchdown passes. So we had our chances. Missed some of the chances. Defense played good enough at the end when they got the ball down to like the 2 yard line and the clock just stopped with 9 seconds left. I was screaming. I was going nuts. I don't know how that happens. I don't know. I guess it's in the dome.
Big Cat
It was crazy.
PFT Commenter
The Dome clock operator. So after the game, Sean Hockey Lee was like, yeah, that shouldn't have happened. Our bad. Sorry about that.
Big Cat
Almost cost you the game.
PFT Commenter
Almost cost us the game. If you had the Commanders minus seven, you should be eligible to sue Roger Goodell. Yeah, you should agree, you should demand restitution from him for that because that was dirty what happened at the end of that game. But Darren Rizzi's field goal defense Remains excellent. So we missed a field goal at the very end from like 50 some yards, and we missed a field goal at the end of the third quarter that didn't count. And because I guess the clock had expired before it was snapped. So then he got to kick it again at the start of the fourth corner. Rizzi was not happy about that. He said, I've coached kickers for 30 years and I can tell you, if they get a practice shot, they're going to make the second one more often than not. So listen, not going to apologize for a win.
Big Cat
It's hard.
PFT Commenter
It's hard to win on the road in this league.
Big Cat
That, that, that was a game. It was the weirdest game because it was with JK and her in. It was never in doubt. And it was like, the Commanders are going to cakewalk to this one. It's easy. And then they put in Spencer Rattler and there was, you know, seven games going on. So you kind of lose track and then you look up and you're like, oh, the Commanders are in one right now.
PFT Commenter
Yes.
Big Cat
And you can't lose this game.
PFT Commenter
So it was awesome to see Lattimore out there because Maroor played for the first time against his old team, the Saints, they didn't throw at him a single time. Smart catches, no yards, no targets.
Big Cat
That also might be because of the quarterbacks playing.
PFT Commenter
Probably also because of the quarterback, but they threw to other guys. Yeah, they just didn't target him at all. Mike Sanders, still, I love that dude. He's come on strong. I'm. I'm a little bit. I'm apprehensive about the Eagles next week. The Commanders, they're. They're a good team, but I don't think that they're where they. They're not going to win a playoff game if they keep playing like this.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
So listen, they're nine and five. The Commanders are not season for the first time since 1992.
Big Cat
Wow.
PFT Commenter
That's pretty crazy. So I'm happy I could have dealt with, like, a little bit less stress today. But overall, I did find myself saying, though, like, right after the game, I started doing the playoff machine thing. There's a possibility we get the six.
Big Cat
Seed and avoid the Eagles. The Eagles are banged up, though.
PFT Commenter
I'm going to need you to beat the Packers. Week 18.
Big Cat
It's. Again, you keep. You keep saying that it's not going to happen.
PFT Commenter
That's the key to all this.
Big Cat
Not going to happen.
PFT Commenter
That's the key to all this.
Big Cat
So it ain't going to happen.
PFT Commenter
Yeah. A win is a win.
Big Cat
Wait, that's you guys winning out and the Packer and the Bears beating the Packers?
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big Cat
No, I. You got to move on from something else.
PFT Commenter
You got.
Big Cat
You got to move on to something else. That's just not going to happen. Don't waste any energy on that.
PFT Commenter
What if you guys win tomorrow?
Big Cat
Then we're not going to win tomorrow. We're not going to win another game. But, yeah, that was. It was crazy because I was. I'm sure you felt the same way where it's like, wait, what's happening right now? Why is this a game?
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big Cat
How is this possibly a game right now?
PFT Commenter
A few things. Like, again, Terry McLaren could have had three more touchdown catches.
Big Cat
Yeah, there was a few more.
PFT Commenter
Just like very, very slight overthrows. The big. The big issue for the commanders. I don't think we'll stick around. And that's like, the running game sucked today with the exception of Jaden just tucking it and going 20 yards whenever he felt like it. But our center was out and we couldn't block anybody, so we couldn't get Brian Robinson to run game going. So hopefully when he gets back. I'm still. I feel like this could be an inbound shit pumping because I thought we were going to want the Saints.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
And it was not a whole.
Big Cat
It was a whomp for. Until Spencer Rattler showed up.
PFT Commenter
And again, I don't know what the hell. Rizzy thought he was going to get a spark with Jake.
Big Cat
Also, did you see Rizzy, like, caressing the back of Jake Hayner's head? That doesn't really help Jake Hahner.
PFT Commenter
I did that to Blake this morning. That same move, like, scratch on the back of the head.
Big Cat
Yeah, that was weird.
PFT Commenter
Who's a good quarterback?
Big Cat
I didn't really understand that, but yeah, I. It. Listen, hey, next week, anything, anyone can win any game.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, it's at home.
Big Cat
Listen, are banged up. Max has got one foot.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, Max is banged up. But I. We can get to that later. I think that the. The foot thing might be a good thing for Max.
Big Cat
Really?
PFT Commenter
I think it might be good vibes. Like, everyone's banged up like you said. Max absolutely gritting out a foot injury to do a podcast.
Big Cat
True, true. Also, your win today officially eliminated the Bears.
PFT Commenter
Oh, sorry.
Big Cat
So that's okay. I mean, they should. They really need to change the. In the hunt and just be like teams that are not eliminated but everyone knows they're eliminated. Just eliminate them.
PFT Commenter
Yeah. Come on.
Big Cat
Just. Just be like, hey, we. They're eliminated. Yeah, like, stop fucking around. This is stupid. Spencer Rattler, Maybe the future. I don't know. I mean, I would probably not.
PFT Commenter
I would without a doubt start him next week.
Big Cat
Yeah. Oh, definitely. I don't understand how you get to Jake Haner.
PFT Commenter
No, I don't.
Big Cat
I don't know how that decision took place. When watching him, it seriously, it felt like a danger to him when he got sacked. He. He looks so much smaller than everyone else and you're like, this is a problem. He's going to be in like bodily harm every time he takes a snap.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, he was like a crash test dummy. His ankles were like ending up over his head. Yeah, he got sacked somehow.
Big Cat
Yeah. So, okay, good. Good win. Needed that win. What's the playoff percentage at where you get, Max, What'd you make that face for? Not a good win.
Eddie
I mean, that wasn't a good win.
Big Cat
Everyone had to win that game. Did win that game. How about that? Had to win that game. Did win that game.
PFT Commenter
Yeah. I'm not gonna apologize, Max.
Big Cat
What's the commander's chance of getting in? 82%. Yeah. I mean, if they had lost that game, it would have been very, very bad.
PFT Commenter
But I don't know if. I don't know if that counts this week because it says right there, it's got the New Orleans Saints symbol.
Eddie
No, it does. It counts this week.
PFT Commenter
Okay.
Big Cat
Okay. 82% is pretty fucking good.
PFT Commenter
82% is good. I'm happy. Listen, this season was supposed to be the season before the season.
Big Cat
Who do you guys have after? The Eagles?
PFT Commenter
We get the Eagles and the Falcons, then the Cowboys.
Big Cat
Right. And the Rams have the Jets, I believe.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big Cat
Who? They could be hot. Oh, Memes is smiling again. All it took was one jets win for Memes to be like, he put Aaron Rogers head back on his.
Eddie
He just keeps doing AI of me on different famous handy or wheelchair people.
PFT Commenter
Like who? Stephen Hawking.
Eddie
He just face swapped me and sister Jean.
Big Cat
That's good.
PFT Commenter
I like that. If you could forward that to the group chat Memes.
Big Cat
Yeah, that'd be nice. I would like to see all those. All right, so just hold off the Rams. Pft. I need you to hold off the Rams.
PFT Commenter
I'm doing everything that I can to hold off the Rams.
Big Cat
Rams have Jets, Cardinals, Seahawks.
PFT Commenter
It's going to be tough. Listen, I'm excited, I'm happy. This is awesome for me.
Big Cat
And also we might have Seahawks with Gino. We just watched that. He might be in trouble.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, he might be in trouble.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Significant trouble.
Big Cat
Yeah. Yeah. No, you should be happy.
PFT Commenter
I'm very happy. And I'm not gonna apologize for winning. I'm enjoying this season. It's been great.
Big Cat
You needed that win, you got that win.
PFT Commenter
Yep.
Big Cat
That's all that matters. All right, next up, Chiefs 21, Brown 7. Chiefs finally win a game, easily. The big story, though, is. Well, there's two big stories. Patrick Mahomes high ankle sprain. Do we believe it? Do we think it matters? Because he. I feel like this happens to him once a year, and he ends up being totally fine, and everyone's like, oh, man, he's banged up, but he'll be fine. So do we believe it?
PFT Commenter
I think. No, I don't believe it. Yeah, he has the ability to just go back and, like, hover over a medical device kit, like in a video game for a little bit, and he just recharges.
Big Cat
Yeah. I mean, even if he misses a game, they. They're 13 and 1. They're two games up on the. On the buy, so, like, they could afford. The one bad thing for him is they play Saturday and Wednesday.
PFT Commenter
Yep.
Big Cat
So that's not exactly an easy schedule if you have a high ankle sprain. But the Chiefs could realistically sit him for a game, let him get healthy, and then win the last two games and still get the one seed. Yeah.
PFT Commenter
The NFL is not going to let Patrick Mahomes sit out on Christmas.
Big Cat
No. No. Absolutely not.
Max
It happened in the super bowl, and.
Big Cat
It was like, he's.
Max
He's going to be here for the Super Bowl. And he went in halftime, got the super steroids, and was fine.
Big Cat
Yeah. It didn't happen in the playoff game against the. As well. Whichever.
Max
There was one where it was like, it looks bad. Yeah, it's really bad. Went to locker room. He was fine.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Yeah. So who do they have on Christmas Day again?
Big Cat
They have the Steelers. They play the Texans on Saturday and the Steelers on Wednesday.
PFT Commenter
There's zero percent chance that Carson Wentz, he'll be the wince who stole Christmas.
Big Cat
Yeah, they can't. They cannot let us have Carson Wentz on Christmas. But the bigger story is it might be over for James in Cleveland.
PFT Commenter
We needed something from him today in Cleveland. We needed to see him play against.
Big Cat
The Bengals defense in Cleveland is what we. What we're saying. Not over forever, but he had three picks. The. The Chiefs defense was insane today. They were. They had six. Six turnovers. They had a bunch of sacks. They were also the third worst team in terms of takeaways going into this game. So they had 10 going into the game, they got six just today. And yeah, that. When you get bench for dtr, it's bad. He was. I'll say this, if you watch this game, the Chiefs defensive line was on fire and James had no time, so no one would have been able to handle that.
PFT Commenter
Also, he continues to be delivered from pick sixes.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
I think two of his interceptions were thrown into the opponent's end zone.
Big Cat
Yep.
PFT Commenter
Which is as far away from a pick six as you can get.
Big Cat
Yep.
PFT Commenter
So he's improving. You know what? I'm okay with James just like traveling the United States playing for various teams.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
You know, like, every fan base should be so lucky to have an experience like Jameis Winston for a season as a bridge quarterback.
Big Cat
I don't know what's going to happen now. I. It. Getting bench for DTR is bad. Maybe it was just a. We need to see a different look in this game.
PFT Commenter
Maybe there was also one. One of the interceptions, I think was Trent McDuffie's.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
He said after the game that he saw James throw it to his side of the field on the video board during the play. So he turned his head around.
Big Cat
So he's cheating.
PFT Commenter
So he's cheating. So you can see it also on the replay of it from the end zone angle. He's. He's trailing his guy into the end zone. He looks up at the video board in the end zone, and then he turns his head around to intercept.
Big Cat
That's cheating.
PFT Commenter
That's cheating. You shouldn't be allowed to do that.
Big Cat
That shouldn't count as a pick against Jamis.
PFT Commenter
No, it shouldn't. That's. That's a pick against the Jumbotron.
Big Cat
Yeah. The Browns are just a bummer to watch. And it is it. This is so Chiefs that they finally had a game where they. It was like, never a worry. They didn't. They still didn't look like incredible because Patrick Holmes is under fire. Like, their offensive line is a problem, but they have no, no problems taking care of the Browns. They're 13 and 1. And then they're like, hey, let's just throw in a Patrick Mahomes ankle injury just so that we can get the haters and doubters back out.
PFT Commenter
And then after the game was over, to make matters worse for Browns fans, they leaked a story that desean Watson might come back and compete to be the starting quarterback next year. Why they're not closing the door on Deshaun?
Big Cat
Why? What was his injury? Achilles.
PFT Commenter
He should never be in a room with door closed. Yeah, it was Achilles this is.
Big Cat
I'm just bummed about James. I'm really bummed about James. Where does he go? Memes wants him on the Jets.
Max
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
He wants him as a bridge quarterback. Who wins the super bowl on the Jets.
Big Cat
That's actually a really. That's the perfect bridge quarterback.
PFT Commenter
All right, so let's find a landing home for. For Jameis next year. Maybe the Saints go back to New Orleans.
Big Cat
Saints would be good. I actually wouldn't hate him on the Seahawks as Geno's back up.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, that'd be fun.
Big Cat
He should actually. You know where he should go? He should go to the Dolphins. If. If James was on the Dolphins this year, they wouldn't have lost all the games that Tua was out for.
PFT Commenter
That's true.
Big Cat
And still be alive.
PFT Commenter
And he would take shots. He would. He would try to find Tyreek.
Big Cat
Right. He wouldn't do this stupid dump off offense that they showed us today.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Max
Chiefs.
Big Cat
Chiefs.
PFT Commenter
Get him a. Get him a ring.
Big Cat
That would be great. I'd be fine with James ring chasing.
PFT Commenter
Uh huh.
Eddie
I have a question.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Max
Eagles.
Eddie
Do you get. Do you guys get nervous about him going to a team that you can't rhyme the Jamis song with?
PFT Commenter
Oh, we'll figure something out.
Eddie
We can figure it out because I get worried.
Big Cat
I'm not something that gets you worried.
Eddie
Yeah, that's what, that's what I think of.
Big Cat
I mean, we. It's down in Cuyahoga now, so it's like you can think of something.
Eddie
I know. That was a good one.
Big Cat
Hey. But we just find a city near wherever he's playing.
Eddie
Just a random city.
Big Cat
I get nervous of him like going to the packers because that would suck.
PFT Commenter
Yeah. We're going to a place where he couldn't root for him.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
That's what I would hate.
Big Cat
That would. That would really suck. Yeah. If you went to the Eagles, that would suck.
PFT Commenter
Or he went to the Cowboys, that'd be bad.
Big Cat
He. It's just bad. It's a bad. It's a bummer.
PFT Commenter
Although.
Big Cat
And there's something about the Browns too. Like, it's extra bummer because late season Browns games, the weather just is so gross.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big Cat
And just the game looks disgusting.
PFT Commenter
If he went to the Cowboys, that'd be fun for a little bit because you could just. I. I would just lean into like bench Dak Prescott.
Big Cat
Right, right. QB controversy.
PFT Commenter
Yeah. James is so much better.
Big Cat
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know what we're gonna do. I don't know what it feels like A crisis, though. Mahomes limping off. Yeah, I. I mean, if it's a high ankle sprain for real, that's not. He does do these crazy. Have you seen his workouts where he's like. He. He does the off season workouts where he's just twisting himself constantly. I feel like that does keep him like very healthy routinely. But high ankle sprain for two games, three games in 10 days is not exactly what you want if you're the Chiefs.
PFT Commenter
No. And also for the Browns, it was just a bummer day for the Browns because Nick Chubb out for the season.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Broke his foot.
Big Cat
And that might be. I don't want to say his career, but it definitely. How old is Nick Chubb?
PFT Commenter
It just feels like he's that old. But yeah, it seems like him.
Big Cat
And he's had so many injuries, he's going to be. He's going to be 29 in a week.
PFT Commenter
Yeah. So I got a question for you, Bummer. Where was Taylor Swift today?
Big Cat
She not at the game.
PFT Commenter
Does she hate Cleveland? Because I. My thought was the two biggest stars in the world both refused to go to Cleveland. Taylor Swift, Marlin's man. That's the only place that Marlin's man won't go.
Big Cat
That's true.
PFT Commenter
That. What is it about Cleveland? I thought, keeping all the stars out.
Big Cat
I thought she was in Cleveland. Dante, the don said that he was trying to get her to go to John Boy in Cleveland this weekend.
PFT Commenter
Was he just anticipating that?
Big Cat
She was Galaxy. Well, I guess it was her birthday.
PFT Commenter
Okay.
Big Cat
So what.
Max
What I just. That's funny that he was trying to get her to go to. He was like, yeah, save a table for her.
Big Cat
Yeah. I mean he was. You got a dream.
Max
It's a great place to have a birthday.
Big Cat
Yeah. So I thought. I thought she was there, but no, she was.
PFT Commenter
She didn't go to the game.
Big Cat
Oh, wow. That.
Max
Isn't he from.
Big Cat
Yeah, yeah. Travis was from Cleveland. So that was like. It was like a big deal that it was, you know, maybe his last game in Cleveland.
PFT Commenter
Where was Marlin's man today?
Big Cat
Where was Marlin's man?
PFT Commenter
Was he with Taylor Swift?
Big Cat
That was the big question is where was Marlin's man?
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big Cat
Yeah. I wonder if official word from stadium.
Max
Security is that Taylor Swift is not attending today's game.
Big Cat
Interesting. Interesting. But she was in Cleveland. According to my sources, Dante, the dump this weekend. She decided not to go. That really just tells.
Max
Trying to get you to help.
Big Cat
No, no. He just tweeted. I just saw him tweet it.
PFT Commenter
I think he probably thought that she. Since the Chiefs were in town, she might be there and it was her birthday.
Big Cat
So he was like, yeah, it's her birthday dinner, and then we're gonna try to get her go to John Boy. It's like, let's do it. Let me find. Let me find the tweet. I listen, you're laughing, but, hey, he's a businessman. No.
Max
Yeah. Like, that would be unbelievable if. If that had happened.
Big Cat
Yeah. It would have been incredible. Would have popped off. He might have deleted the tweet.
Eddie
Well, he's going to be mad at you, Hank, for laughing at this.
Max
I love Dante. I love John Boy.
Big Cat
John Boy is a great bar. Also. Great ratio for any. Any. Any guys out there.
PFT Commenter
Not anymore.
Max
But thinking Taylor Swift was going to go to John Boy for her birthday is crazy.
Big Cat
Why not? You're in Cleveland.
PFT Commenter
Yeah. Where else are you going to go?
Max
It's true. It's true.
Big Cat
Yeah. Okay, next game. Bengals 37, Titans 27. Bengals still alive. Somehow.
PFT Commenter
The Bengals. It could happen. It could happen. There is. There is a path for the Bengals now.
Big Cat
Yeah. It's unfortunately at expense of the Chargers, which I will get to, but I'm going to admit the Chargers are not going to win the super bowl or maybe even get to the playoffs.
PFT Commenter
So look at. Look at the Bronco schedule, though.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Look at the. It might be more at the expense of the Broncos.
Big Cat
Okay.
PFT Commenter
Because the Broncos, they do play the Chargers next week, I think.
Big Cat
And then they play the Bengals. Right.
PFT Commenter
And they play the Bengals. And I think they play the Chiefs, too.
Big Cat
Right. Who? They might. The Chiefs will most likely have everything wrapped up, so they probably won't play anyone.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big Cat
But still, it could happen. It could happen. The Bengals. This was a game where, like, at the beginning of the game, I was like, what the fuck is going on? They're down 14 7, and Joe Burrow's throwing a pick, and everything looks weird. And then it's like, oh, yeah, that's right. Unfortunately, it's Will Levis versus Joe Burrow, and he'll just throw some interceptions your way, Bengals, and you'll be fine. The Bengals even had a. We had two desean Jackson moments today. One which we'll talk about later, that was very significant. But the Bengals, like, they. They had no problem winning this game, even though they started as slow as you could start.
PFT Commenter
Yeah. This one was an unintentional. Unintentional. Deshaun Jackson, he was just kind of. He got excited at the one yard line.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Freaked Out. I thought the, the better defensive player running with the ball in this game was Tavandre Swag.
Big Cat
Oh yeah.
PFT Commenter
So our guy stat hole posted this. I think it's true. That's the heaviest player to ever run with a football in NFL history.
Big Cat
He sent me that too. And Ted Washington I feel like was heavier.
PFT Commenter
I don't Toandre Sweat is £366.
Big Cat
He might be. Yeah.
PFT Commenter
And. And I'll tell you what, he's faster than I am.
Big Cat
The. The stiff arm he threw on Alex Kappa was ferocious.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, ferocious.
Big Cat
And he was. I love when a big guy picks up the ball and he's like, I may never get this again. I'm going to the house. Yeah.
PFT Commenter
He made the most and he was.
Big Cat
Maybe 60 yards away from getting to the house, but he was trying to go to the house.
PFT Commenter
So the league has an abundance of sweat on defense.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
They got Montez Tavandre and Josh sweat on defense. This is probably the sweatiest the league's ever been.
Big Cat
Yep. It was an awesome run. And we also are just going to continue the Joe Burrow should, should be in the MVP discussion. But his team sucks because Joe Burrow, six straight games with three plus passing touchdowns and he is now six plus straight games, 250 plus passing yards, three plus touchdowns. Only other person to do that is Tom Brady. He's insane. It's insane how good he's been. And they're not going to make it in the playoffs, but he's been incredible.
PFT Commenter
Yep. And the Titans. Good luck. Good luck with the rest of your season. I vote that we should probably put the Titans with the Jaguars. Yeah, we'll find something else to talk about.
Big Cat
We don't need to talk about him anymore. They're probably not going to win another game, I would say. Oh no. They play the Jaguars. So I guess that game on Thursday, I don't think it's a Thursday game.
PFT Commenter
Should be. You should flex that to Thursday like a double header Thursday. That should be played at 4pm yeah.
Big Cat
Yeah. The Titans. Titans are the 6, 6 pick right now. There's so many bad teams.
PFT Commenter
So many bad. So how many teams have three wins right now?
Big Cat
There are the Patriots, the Jags, the Panthers, the Titans, the Browns. So that's what, five teams. And then there's another two teams with four wins and two teams. So there's. There's nine teams with four or less wins.
PFT Commenter
Damn.
Big Cat
It's a lot of bad teams.
Max
Pass and Panthers are good 3 win teams though.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Max
Yeah.
Big Cat
Okay. Okay.
PFT Commenter
Good.
Max
Good for three Win teams.
Big Cat
They're good.
PFT Commenter
One of the best three win teams in history.
Max
Out of that group. Yeah. Like the passing Panthers are. The future is bright.
PFT Commenter
Okay.
Big Cat
Would you. Power rankings? You'd say they're the top three win team?
Max
Yeah. I mean, the Panthers have been coming on strong, but I would say it's. It's New England, then Carolina, Cleveland.
Big Cat
No, with James.
Max
They just got rid of. They don't even have a quarterback.
Big Cat
Yeah, that's true. That's true. By the way, shout out Sam Hubbard because he scored a touchdown, which is very cool. Also got hurt on that, which sucked. And it, like in reading the tea leaves. He. He might be a cap casualty this year, which would suck because he's, you know, been a Bengals legend for them for however long now. But if that was his last play for the Bengals, kind of a cool way to go out scoring a touchdown.
PFT Commenter
Yeah. What was the injury that he had?
Big Cat
I think he said possible pcl.
PFT Commenter
Oh, that's not good.
Big Cat
But it was like a contested catch, too. It was an awesome catch.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, it was great.
Big Cat
Yeah. So that does suck for him. But if it's the end, that's a very cool moment to have it be the end. I don't. There's no way the Bengals are making the playoffs. What's their odds?
PFT Commenter
There's no way the Bengals, what, like, 3%?
Big Cat
I mean, we all want them to make the playoffs just because it'd be so much fun.
PFT Commenter
It is. There is a path, though. I don't believe the percentage that I saw earlier. My personal math. I did the math in my head. I've got him at 24%.
Big Cat
I have them at 5%. They're at 5%. 5%. There's no chance.
PFT Commenter
It's too low. It's a big 5%.
Big Cat
That's a huge 5%.
PFT Commenter
It's a long five.
Big Cat
I just want them to at least be able to keep saying, like, we're still alive until the very end so they can keep trying as hard as they can.
PFT Commenter
Well, we have killed them, like, nine times.
Big Cat
Yeah. And Joe Burrow's gonna probably end. If he plays the rest of the season, which I would assume he will. He's gonna probably lead the league in passing yards and touchdowns. So he's had an incredible year. And they just. Man, that's. It's got to be the most torturous feeling to look back at that schedule and be like, how do we lose this game? How do we. Let's do that real quick. Sorry. Sorry. Bengals fans, you're gonna want to maybe skip ahead here. Let's do the top one. Top three. How do they lose that game? Yeah. Week one to the Patriots.
PFT Commenter
Number one on the list.
Big Cat
Week one of the Patriots. Um, let's see. Oh, the Chargers game was pretty bad, too. That Chargers game was bad.
PFT Commenter
I think maybe the Ravens. Both Ravens 35, 34.
Big Cat
Both Ravens.
PFT Commenter
And then Ravens 41, 38.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
The Steelers, Chiefs.
Big Cat
Chiefs game when they got screwed by the refs. All they needed was one. If one of these changed, and you.
PFT Commenter
Could look at the Commanders game week three and say, like, if they had. If we had forced them to punt one time.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
We could have won that game.
Big Cat
Yeah. If we had taken the Commanders seriously.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big Cat
Yeah. Okay. Next up, Cowboys, Panthers. Cowboys 30, Panthers 14. Hank, credit to you. You're exactly right.
Max
Thank you.
Big Cat
Let's not have the Panthers be favorites anymore.
Max
Thank you.
PFT Commenter
Yeah. So it was stupid, what, 33 weeks in a row that they were underdogs.
Big Cat
Yep.
PFT Commenter
Should have been 34.
Big Cat
Yep.
PFT Commenter
That was. That was an oversight by Las Vegas.
Big Cat
Yep.
PFT Commenter
But, yeah, the Cooper rush looked pretty good today because I think he realized I should just continue to throw the ball to Ralph Wiggum. City lamb.
Big Cat
Yeah. Yes. Yes. Ralph Wiggum. Feed him the ball. Enrico Dowdle is awesome.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big Cat
He had, like, 149 yards. He's been awesome. The Cowboys defense was all over Bryce Young. He, like, had note, especially in the second half, felt like he had no time. Bryce Young kind of. I mean, not a day you want to forget. He's. He's gone. He's done a lot better. But this was definitely a day he wants to forget because he had four turnovers. There's six sacks. He was just harassed the entire game.
PFT Commenter
And I. I think if you just keep getting the ball to Dowdle and mixing a little turpin, too.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Because, like, he's dynamic with the ball.
Big Cat
Yeah. And then every now and then, just be like, zeke.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big Cat
You need two yards. Zeke will get you one.
PFT Commenter
I think they put Zeke in just. Just to make Jerry Jones happy.
Big Cat
I feel like he had one good.
PFT Commenter
Just to make Jerry feel young.
Big Cat
I feel like he had one good play. I feel like I looked up, and I was like, oh, shit, Zeke. And he wasn't tackled for a loss. He had. His longest rush was five yards.
PFT Commenter
There we go.
Big Cat
Oh, yeah. No, it was his. He caught one ball for 11 yards.
PFT Commenter
He's back.
Big Cat
That's huge.
PFT Commenter
He's. It's, like, depressing watching Ezekiel Elliott run with a football in his hands.
Big Cat
Yeah. You think he's happy, though? Like being like, well, probably not, but he gets at least, like he shouldn't be on an NFL roster anymore and at least he gets to keep catching a paycheck.
PFT Commenter
Yeah. They. They did the rare bring him back and then pay him for his service that he provided you over the years. Yeah, usually that doesn't happen. Usually you give some guy a contract who's still on your team, like in the NBA. This happened.
Big Cat
Yeah. Jerry's good to his guys. Yeah.
PFT Commenter
You get two guys. But to bring someone back and then give them like a retirement contract is crazy.
Big Cat
Yeah. Rico Dowdle was 25 carries, 149 yards, 6 yards carry. Zeke, they gave it to him nine times for 30 yards, 3.3 yards per carry. That's really nice. That's really nice that they did that for him. Yeah.
PFT Commenter
It's like letting your. Letting your oldest dog have like a T bone steak.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Like, okay, this might be your last last week.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Let's make you feel good.
Big Cat
By the way, The Cowboys won three straight and I think Mike McCarthy or no, they've. Sorry, they've. They've won three out of last four. The Bengals game, obviously with the. Leon let play. But are they've saved Mike McCarthy's job?
PFT Commenter
I think they might have.
Big Cat
I think they saved Mike McCarthy.
PFT Commenter
I think he might be coming back next season. This is a game that if they lose, then you would think, okay, time to get rid of Mike.
Big Cat
Right.
PFT Commenter
But I think he's done enough where they'll bring him back. And then Stephen Jones was talking about how, like, they need to figure out what they did wrong, the different procedures and mechanisms that need to be put in place as a front office to make sure that they can turn this around. It's still going to be Jerry and Steven Jones making all the decisions.
Big Cat
Yes.
PFT Commenter
So it's going to continue to be fucked.
Big Cat
And they said, I think it's going to be tight this off season because they don't have a lot of money.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big Cat
Which is what they always are at.
PFT Commenter
Yeah. Well, they couldn't get Derrick Henry last year. Yeah.
Big Cat
Couldn't get Derrick Henry. He wasn't a fit.
PFT Commenter
No.
Big Cat
Also, shout out to Cowboys and Mike McCarthy for at least attempting a 70 yard field goal. There should be more of that in the NFL.
PFT Commenter
It was great. It was nice to see. I actually think that he can make that.
Big Cat
I do too. Maybe not outside, but I would agree indoors. I think Brandon Aubrey could make that. It's just fun to attempt it. Like, we haven't had that since Janikowski. I. I Just want to see it. Every time there's a 70 yard field goal, you're like, holy shit. Everyone stop. Let's watch this.
PFT Commenter
The Janikowski field goal was especially funny.
Big Cat
76.
PFT Commenter
It was 76 yards at the end of the half, I think, and I. It probably landed 15 yards short into the left.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
This one he also hooked to the left a little bit, but I think just give him. That's your purpose for the rest of the season. Mike McCarthy. Let's. Let's have him break the NFL record for longest field goal.
Big Cat
Yeah. Yeah. Why not? But credit to you, Hank, you were right. The Panthers as better. They've been playing better football. Should never be favorites. Should never ever be favorites.
PFT Commenter
Also, there was a report that came out today. Stefan Diggs, he's going to need like massive.
Big Cat
Trayvon.
PFT Commenter
Oh, yeah. Yeah. Trayvon Diggs going to need massive, massive surgery.
Big Cat
Oh.
PFT Commenter
Keep him out maybe into next year. So it's.
Big Cat
It's.
PFT Commenter
Things are not looking good in Dallas.
Big Cat
Wait, we're watching the Janikowski. Yeah. He was so short.
PFT Commenter
I missed it to the right.
Big Cat
Yeah, he missed it. So, so short. But it was awesome. They attempted. Was that Lane Kiffin? I think it was. I think Lane Kiffin was the coach of the Raiders then. More of that. We need more of that in the NFL. Why not just the. It. 70 yarder. Let's give it a shot. All right. Anything else? I mean, these are. These early games were just like. Like I said, we. We went through it and we're just like, what are we watching? Like all these games? There's no. There's not a lot of teams that have winning records, but the Cowboys, again, they're. They're 6 and 8. I wouldn't have expected to be 6 and 8 at this point in the season.
PFT Commenter
No.
Big Cat
If you asked me a month ago.
PFT Commenter
Cooper Rush, he's been a good backup quarterback before.
Big Cat
Yeah. He's kind of putting it. I don't want to say putting it together, but yeah, he's putting it together as a backup quarterback.
PFT Commenter
I think he's. He's handling business.
Big Cat
Yeah. Relatively speaking. He's putting it together.
PFT Commenter
He might be. If you had a better record going into the Cooper Rush experiment, he would be keeping you afloat.
Big Cat
Shredding water. Yeah. He would have been able to tread water for. That's the thing is the Cowboys sucked before Dak got hurt.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big Cat
So you can't be like, oh, Dak got hurt. And CD Lamb is still incredible. Okay. Ravens 35, Giants 14. Another one that was. Oof. The New York Giants. So before the game, the new sign on the plane was. Mr. Mara, enough. We won't stop until you fire everyone.
Max
Plane or drone?
Big Cat
Yeah, it was a plane.
PFT Commenter
That was. No, that was one of the good aliens.
Big Cat
Yeah, it was an aliens that.
PFT Commenter
Watch ball.
Big Cat
Mr. Mayor, enough. We won't stop until you fire everyone. It should be next week or whenever their next home game is. Their last home game of the season. The tweet that was to start the second half that said Tim Boyle is warming up as if he's going to play in the second half. No sign of Tommy DeVito out of the locker room. That's it. That's the Giants. That. That sentence right there is the New York Giants. And it's as sad and bad as it gets.
PFT Commenter
I like that, because if you read. If you read that in, like, a sarcastic voice, it's very funny. It's like Tim Boyle is warming up as if he's going to get into this game. Yeah, no, he was.
Big Cat
Boyle's threatening to get into this game.
PFT Commenter
As if he would, and he did. Bad, bad times in New York. But credit to Lamar Jackson. Great game from Lamar today.
Big Cat
More touchdowns and incompletions.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big Cat
Five touchdowns, four incompletions.
PFT Commenter
Yeah. Is he. Is Lamar back in the MVP conversation?
Big Cat
He absolutely is. I think Josh Allen is. I mean, what Josh Allen's done the last few weeks has been insane. But I know you have an MVP ticket on Lamar.
PFT Commenter
That's why I want to.
Big Cat
I'm happy to help.
Max
I do, too.
Big Cat
I'm happy to help.
PFT Commenter
All right, let's get it going. Let's discuss.
Big Cat
People aren't mad at us at all about Travis Hunter, so let's just hop right back in.
PFT Commenter
Let's have the conversation. National sports podcast, second place.
Max
As of right now, he's in the hunt.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
And listen, if he. If he just goes nuts for the last four games.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Who's to say?
Big Cat
Who is.
Max
Odds Schmodz. All that. All that matters is he's in second. He's one behind the leader.
PFT Commenter
Odd Schmodz.
Big Cat
Odd Schmodz. That's what we say. Lamar should be the mvp. Although. Love, Josh, I'm Will.
PFT Commenter
No, I'm willing to say right now he should not be the mvp.
Big Cat
Okay.
PFT Commenter
That's Josh Allen right now, but I think he's lurking.
Big Cat
I will help you if you need.
PFT Commenter
No, you know, I don't know. I don't want to get greedy. I don't want to get greedy.
Big Cat
All right, well, I mean, we would have voted For Ash and Gentee, if we had a vote. Yeah, I think we all agree on that. Yeah. Rashad Bateman's really good. That was the only other note I took that's like, finally, it feels like I. The Ravens, they had that little lull and it feels like they're. I mean, we'll find out on Saturday when they play the Steelers. Because if they beat the Steelers, it like, kind of changes how the playoff picture might look. And, you know, they could hop up into the three seed and it's like, oh, shit, this is going to be a packed top three. Not the Steelers aren't bad, but I do think the Ravens are better. And so this will be a very interesting question on Saturday because Lamar has struggled against the Steelers.
PFT Commenter
So back to what we talked about on Friday with this loss, now they are 0 and 8. And so they would be the first team to go 0 and 9 if they lose at home to the Colts.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Which is like a double insult that it's the Colts that are going to do it to him potentially. Maybe not, though. We don't know.
Big Cat
Maybe they'll win.
PFT Commenter
I'm going to root for the Giants in that game. I want to see the. I don't want to see the Giants do that.
Big Cat
Yeah. Win one game.
PFT Commenter
Give your fans one thing to, like a happy Sunday to drive home with.
Big Cat
Guy who flies the plane. Please do use that tweet, though. Tim Boyle is warming up as if he's going in. Yeah, that's a good one. Also, fun fact, Mark Andrews now is the franchise record holder for the Baltimore Ravens for touchdowns.
PFT Commenter
That is fun fact. Good for him.
Big Cat
Kind of crazy.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big Cat
Jamal Lewis was. Was the person he passed.
PFT Commenter
This was a. Maybe a get right game for Justin Tucker.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Extra points only.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Five for five.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
It looked like they went right down the middle.
Big Cat
Yeah. Felt good that he could see one go through. Yeah.
PFT Commenter
He saw five go through today.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
That's got to be good for the confidence.
Big Cat
Yeah. This was not even. I mean, this was. This game was. It's. It's rare that you have a 16 point spread in the NFL and you're like, yeah, I'll take it.
PFT Commenter
Yeah. Never in doubt.
Big Cat
Yeah. It's Tim Boyle and I mean, Tim Boyle did do an okay job force feeding it to Malik Neighbors in the second half.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big Cat
And Malik Neighbors is good.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big Cat
So. And Malik Neighbor. Okay, here we go. Giants fans, Malik Neighbors was seen warming up in the streets of New York with Shador Sanders this weekend.
PFT Commenter
Is that true?
Big Cat
Yeah, they were throwing a ball. They were just playing catch.
PFT Commenter
I mean, that would be awesome for the Giants.
Big Cat
Yeah. So that, that's a little glimpse.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, they got a little chemistry going.
Big Cat
Yeah. Yeah, they were just throwing, throwing a little toss. Okay. Before we get to the other two early games. Pft. You had a couple quick ads.
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Big Cat
Okay. Game of the year for memes. Jets 32, Jaguars 25. This was memes. This was everything you wanted to see. Not in the first half. Aaron Rodgers started 3 for 8:55 yards in the first half. And then in the second half, he was like, oh, yeah, devonte Adams is my best friend and I'm just going to throw the ball to him. And Devonte Adams, in the second half, he had no catches in the first half. He had nine catches, 198 yards, two touchdowns. He had. Devonte Adams had 145 yards in the final four minutes in regulation. And memes, are you back? Are you back?
Memes
Unfortunately not. It was almost every. Well, I'm back in on Rogers.
Big Cat
Yeah. That's what I'm asking.
Memes
I'm backing on Rogers.
Big Cat
Yeah. I'm not asking if you're back. Like, you guys have been eliminated from play. I was asking for the future. Rogers back.
Memes
No, you're right.
Big Cat
Yeah, you're eliminated. You have a quarter. I got to remind you, you're eliminated. Yeah.
Memes
But your team could be complete as a whole going into next year.
Big Cat
Right?
Memes
Would be being back in my head.
Big Cat
Okay.
PFT Commenter
We don't have a coach, unfortunately.
Memes
Our defense is bad.
Big Cat
Yeah. Very bad.
Memes
Sauce Garner was also bad.
Big Cat
Got the game winning pick.
Memes
Got the game winning pick. But he was very bad today as well.
Big Cat
Okay, but are you back? I'm back on Rogers.
Memes
I'm back in on Rogers.
Big Cat
You put his fathead back up on the. On you?
Memes
Yeah, I didn't put him on his body, but he's next to.
Big Cat
Because you had ripped it off. You'd ripped his. His head off his body. Yep.
Memes
Rip it. Ripped it completely off. His arms are also gone.
Big Cat
And then he. So are you putting him back on his arms? Everything just ahead.
Memes
I think the arms got thrown out.
PFT Commenter
Okay, okay, okay. Did you throw him out?
Memes
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Okay. So are you back in on Aaron Rodgers with Devonte Adams?
Memes
I'm back in on Aaron Rodgers if that means we get to keep devonte Adams.
PFT Commenter
Okay.
Memes
But you have to parent. Trap devonte Adams into staying.
PFT Commenter
What if something happens and devontae's not there next year. Still back on Aaron Rodgers.
Memes
No.
Big Cat
Oh, you need.
PFT Commenter
You need both.
Memes
We need both.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Who's daddy?
Big Cat
Damn. That was. I mean, it was incredible. The second half. It was. It felt like vintage Rogers and Devonte.
Memes
Adams felt like vintage Rogers. The offense was clicking. Garrett Wilson is still stud. Al Mozard still can't catch, so there'd be another touchdown added on to that. There was a dot in there. It was beautiful.
Big Cat
Yeah. Jaguars throwbacks were awesome. Doug Peterson's hair looked extra white.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, they were great jerseys.
Big Cat
And also, I came to the conclusion that I don't think there's. Maybe we could do a research topic on this, but I think Mac Jones might be the cockiest bad quarterback of all time.
PFT Commenter
Drew Lock.
Big Cat
Drew Lock is cocky, but, like, not in a. Drew Lock has swagger.
PFT Commenter
His highs are.
Big Cat
And he also has swag. It's not like, cockiness. That's like, in, like, Mac Jones made. He had, like, a run today where he was like. He was doing the Dikembe Finger.
Max
The Rizzler.
Big Cat
Yeah. He was doing everything. It's like, dude, you're. You're Mac Jones. What are you doing?
Memes
He called his own Reddick a. Yeah.
Big Cat
Like, he is. He is legitimately cocky for how bad he is. Because, you know, I mean, like, Drew Lock has swagger, but I don't. I don't. I don't think it. Think of it as, like, total cockiness. Mac Jones, like, he'll talk to someone down on a 3 and 10 team, down a million.
PFT Commenter
Mm.
Big Cat
And cry and then cry. Yeah. Look at this. Look at this. He did the Rizzler.
PFT Commenter
Oh, wow.
Big Cat
Yeah, he. He did. I. I don't know if you have the finger wag. He did one where he was just like. He was doing the Dikembe Finger Wagon.
PFT Commenter
I need to sit down and think about this. The. The. The worst quarterbacks with the most confidence.
Big Cat
Yeah. With the. It's not confidence. It's cockiness. It's because confidence. Like, I want confidence. And. And confidence is good, but he's cocky.
PFT Commenter
Johnny Manziel.
Big Cat
Yeah, but he was so good in college.
PFT Commenter
In college.
Big Cat
Yeah, he was. Johnny Football.
PFT Commenter
I mean, Mac Jones was good in college, too.
Big Cat
Yeah, true.
PFT Commenter
He's just Jimmy G. Yeah, he does.
Max
Jimmy G wasn't cocky. Like, he didn't.
Big Cat
Yeah, no, Jimmy. She wasn't cocky.
Max
He didn't come off cocky.
Big Cat
No, no. Mac Jones is cocky. You agree, right?
Max
Oh, yeah, for sure.
Big Cat
It's crazy. It's crazy to watch him play football and be like, where. Why Is he talking.
Max
He's like country club kid. Cocky too. Yeah. Like, he's rich kid. Cocky, like.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Max
Drew Lock actually had possessed swag.
Big Cat
Yeah. Right. He's got aura. Mac Jones is just like. Yeah. He's got the cockiness of my dad will sue you. Which is not good cockiness. Brian Thomas is also really, really good.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, he was.
Big Cat
They were force feeding him and it was. But yeah, I don't know. I. Something about it. Mac Jones, he just. He just.
Max
Because most backup QBs too are like backup QBs. They like, he's still got that. I'm a starter.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Max
Energy, like yelling at people, pointing at people.
Big Cat
What are you doing, dude?
PFT Commenter
Kind of a dirty player.
Max
Yeah, Definitely.
Big Cat
Yeah. Oh, it's good that you can say that. Took you a while, but you can finally say that he was just a.
PFT Commenter
Competitor when he was on the Patriots.
Big Cat
Yeah. Ah, memes. Would you like to talk about Bill Belichick trying to be the jets head coach?
Memes
Sure.
Big Cat
Do you believe that report?
Memes
I do believe it, but it was.
Big Cat
Done by a Rossini. Yeah.
Memes
I'm marking down which one she's right about and which one she's wrong.
Big Cat
Got it.
PFT Commenter
So we talked about this earlier and I think she's what, three for four, two for three. Well, what was the one that she was wrong about?
Memes
That you claim that they were benching Aaron Rodgers.
PFT Commenter
That there were discussions about bench.
Big Cat
No, no.
Memes
After the buy, they're going to bench him.
PFT Commenter
Was the report they will be benching Aaron Rodgers?
Memes
Yeah.
Big Cat
So you.
PFT Commenter
I don't remember.
Big Cat
So you believe the Belichick ones?
PFT Commenter
Please forward that to our files.
Max
Yeah.
Big Cat
You believe the Belichick?
Memes
I believe the Belichick.
Big Cat
I actually. I mean, it would make sense why he all of a sudden decided to go to unc. Like, if he tried to go to the jets and jets were like, no, that's the one franchise that say yeah should say yes. So one franchise he shouldn't want to go to. So it's almost like him bending over backwards to be like, give me a job, please.
Memes
Yeah. He seemed desperate, right?
PFT Commenter
Yeah. Which is why I think the report was put out there by the Jets. They saw their one opportunity to get a clean shot in at Bill and be like, hey, he's down so bad that he even wanted to work for us.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Which is maybe not the same own that they think that it is.
Big Cat
Hank, do you believe it? No.
Max
I mean, he took shots at the ownership on the Manning cast. I could definitely seeing it being a petty. Like, I could see him floating it out There. But I don't think it was too serious by Belich. He also. Did you guys see his. His contract, like details with the buyout?
Big Cat
Oh yeah, it's like $1 million.
Max
He basically has it set up where he could potentially like take an NFL job this, this off season.
PFT Commenter
Well, yeah, if like some team needed to coach in June, he would just do it. He could do it. So.
Max
So he might never coach a unc.
Big Cat
So that would be very funny.
PFT Commenter
So like if an NFL coach gets fired during the off season, then Bill could take their spot.
Max
Yeah, I guess that's true with like Black Monday or whatever. Like they usually get settled by June. But yeah, the. The way they structure the contract to be specifically like, you know, after June 1st, then the buyouts a lot less. Makes it seem like he is still, you know, telling unc like, I kind of want to coach the NFL.
Big Cat
Yeah, right.
PFT Commenter
What do we found here? Memes?
Big Cat
Aaron Rodgers disputed Diane or seen his report. He doesn't want to play for the jets in 20. That doesn't say anything about benching.
PFT Commenter
That's for next year.
Eddie
But he does say I don't talk to that person.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, okay.
Big Cat
Well, we didn't think he did.
Max
She can have sources that aren't Roger. But also it feels weird that you're talking to yourself.
Big Cat
You're picking.
Memes
I'm telling Max. Max is in charge of looking stuff.
Eddie
Up youp're telling me to find something that doesn't hurt.
PFT Commenter
You haven't found the report. Imaginary story.
Big Cat
Right.
PFT Commenter
You write it.
Max
He's got one foot, dude.
Big Cat
If Max can't find Luigi being Greek, he's not gonna find this. We got. We're gonna have to talk about your foot. The. Okay, so back in on Rogers being the quarterback next year with Devonte Adams.
Memes
I think so. Because this game told you a lot, did it? The defense let up so many points against a Mac Jones led team.
Big Cat
But he's cocky.
Memes
Couldn't score a touchdown until the fourth quarter against the Titans last week.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big Cat
Right.
Memes
So I think you just if. Because if you draft a quarterback top 10, you're still neglecting so many parts of the team that you have so many holes.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
But if the thing is about the NFL, if you have a very good quarterback, then everything else kind of changes.
Big Cat
But you are going to have the eighth pick. So you probably don't want to take a quarterback there.
Memes
Yeah. And all the quarterbacks are going back to their team in college.
Big Cat
Yeah, true.
Memes
It's like day by day, somebody just keeps going back.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
All Right. So you want to fix the defense.
Memes
First, I think fixed defense.
PFT Commenter
Hire coach.
Big Cat
Hire coach.
Memes
Hire coach.
Big Cat
Well, no, hire coach first.
PFT Commenter
Wait, hire a GM first or a coach.
Memes
Hire gm.
PFT Commenter
GM first.
Big Cat
Coach.
Memes
Coach.
Max
Promote son.
Big Cat
Promote son who?
Max
What, the owner's son?
PFT Commenter
Yeah, promote yourself.
Memes
Oh, yeah, There was a rumor he was.
Big Cat
Yeah, okay.
Memes
The decisions.
Big Cat
Okay, yeah.
PFT Commenter
Promote your son to G. Just make your son the gm.
Max
Right?
Big Cat
Yeah, yeah. And coach.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Memes
Aaron Rodgers. Bridge.
Big Cat
Bridge.
PFT Commenter
Okay.
Memes
To Jameis James could be on the team too.
Big Cat
Okay.
PFT Commenter
Cobridges.
Memes
Cobridges.
PFT Commenter
If you have two bridges, you don't have one.
Big Cat
Yeah, that would actually make it a lot stronger. Yeah, just two bridges sitting, going right next to each other.
Memes
Give it another go next year.
Big Cat
Yep.
Memes
Then quarterback the next year.
Big Cat
Okay.
PFT Commenter
Okay.
Big Cat
All right. That's a good plan.
PFT Commenter
So maybe. Maybe compete for the division next year with the bridge.
Memes
Oh, yeah, we're definitely competing next year.
PFT Commenter
Okay. Yeah. In your mind, what does a bridge quarterback mean?
Memes
Someone to help you compete and win the Super Bowl.
PFT Commenter
Okay, got it.
Big Cat
That's a bridge. Got it.
PFT Commenter
Realistic.
Big Cat
Got it. Okay, next game. Texans 20, Dolphins 12. Ah, Tua, that was bad.
PFT Commenter
The Dolphins might bum me out as much, if not more than any other team There.
Big Cat
We talked about on Friday, though we forgot about it. We. I was trying to remind everyone the Dolphins playing good teams will always suck, and that's what happened. The Texans are over 500. The dolphins suck against them, but yeah, they were. Now obviously, Jalen Waddle getting hurt and Du Bois getting hurt, which was very, very scary. And hope he's okay limited their offense, but watching that game and watching the Dolphins just run basically the same, like, little dump off screen over and over and over again, and then it was just dump off. Dump off to an interception was so maddening and so frustrating to watch. And the Dolphins defense actually played pretty well. But get this team out of here.
PFT Commenter
I thought that, I mean, Tua was dumping off a little bit early in the game, and then after the injury to his receiver, DeBose, he. He felt it. To me, it felt like he didn't want to throw anything across the middle, which, on a human level, I kind of get it. Yeah, I understand it. That was like a really scary moment for. For everyone. But yeah, the offense didn't look like. It looked like the Steelers offense that we saw like the last two seasons. Yeah, it was. It was not fun.
Big Cat
No, it was not. It was a bummer to watch.
PFT Commenter
And when you see Mike McDaniel on the sideline when he's. When he's bummed Out. That bums me out, too.
Big Cat
Yep. And it was just like some coaches.
PFT Commenter
Have the capacity when their team is playing bad to at least get super pissed off. And then that, that makes me entertained.
Big Cat
Right.
PFT Commenter
When I get to see them, like, grabbing people and spitting and shit. Mike McDaniel just, he. He just gets sad.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
On the sideline.
Big Cat
It was. It was a tough, tough watch. And Tua just. It was bad. So he just kept on throwing picks to Derek Stingley.
PFT Commenter
So you remember that Dolphins Broncos game? Remember that one where The Dolphins scored 70 points?
Big Cat
Yes.
PFT Commenter
And blew out the Broncos.
Big Cat
Yes.
PFT Commenter
So since that game, The Dolphins are 14 and 15 and the Broncos are 17 and 11.
Big Cat
Yikes. Yikes.
PFT Commenter
It flipped.
Big Cat
They flipped. Yeah. They're a bummer to watch. I don't. I don't want to watch the Dolphins anymore.
PFT Commenter
No.
Big Cat
And they're. I mean, that. That was their season. Because I think if they had won this game, they would have 31% chance, and now they have a 4% chance of making the playoffs.
PFT Commenter
And the Texans, I believe they clinched the AFC South.
Big Cat
Yes, they did.
PFT Commenter
Because they won and the Colts lost, right? Yes.
Big Cat
Yes, they did. Credit to the Texans, like, I still don't know what to make of the Texans, especially offensively. They had 181 total yards, which is kind of crazy. They did not. They couldn't run the ball at all. It felt like their offense was Tua throwing a pick and then CJ Stroud doing something awesome to Nico Collins. And I mean, the game flipped on the incredible fake punt, which was an awesome call, awesome play call, awesome design. But, yeah, I don't know what to make of the. Like, the Texans don't give me any confidence when I'm watching them. Offensively, it doesn't feel like they have any rhythm.
PFT Commenter
So the Texans, they could. They could win two out of their next three because they got the Chiefs next week, Right?
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
And maybe no homes, maybe no Mahomes. Then they host the Ravens. Probably a loss. But that's Christmas, right?
Big Cat
Yeah, that is.
PFT Commenter
That's the Beyonce game and then last week at the Titans. So they'll probably end up with 11 wins.
Big Cat
I don't know if they're going to win two out of the last three.
PFT Commenter
You don't think so?
Big Cat
I don't think. Even without Mahomes, I don't. I don't know if I trust. Is that at Kansas City?
PFT Commenter
That is at Kansas City, yeah.
Big Cat
Carson was going to win that game.
PFT Commenter
You think so?
Big Cat
Yeah. Carson wants to win that game.
PFT Commenter
I think. I think the Texans end up with 11 wins and they become the most disrespected 11 win team of all time.
Big Cat
But rightfully so.
PFT Commenter
But maybe rightfully so.
Big Cat
Maybe rightfully so.
PFT Commenter
And then you've got. They could then play against the Ravens.
Big Cat
In the Ravens Steelers, depending on who wins the AFC North. Yeah, I don't. I don't know if the Texans are going to win. I still, even with Carson Wentz, I just don't trust their defense. I mean, their offense at all.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big Cat
I like their offense. Doesn't. It hasn't looked. It's Boomer bust. If Joe Mixon's going crazy. Like, it feels like every. Every game, it's either you'll know right away like Joe Mixon is going to go for 150 or he's going to go for 20.
PFT Commenter
So if you're, if you're a Texans fan, you're probably not happy with how your offense looked this year compared to last season. Right.
Big Cat
Right.
PFT Commenter
So Bobby Slowik was a name that was thrown out a lot last season as being like the next up and coming coordinator that's going to be a head coach somewhere.
Big Cat
Yep.
PFT Commenter
He's probably not going to get that buzz this offseason.
Big Cat
No. In fact, well, the Bears will probably.
PFT Commenter
Find a way to Texans fans. I think a lot of Texans fans want to fire him.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Want to move on. This might be the best thing, though. You might get, you know, three seasons of C.J. stroud with Bobby Slowik because he didn't have a great second year.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Sophomore slump.
Big Cat
Yeah. So, yeah. You. I think the Bears are going to hire him somehow.
PFT Commenter
You think so?
Big Cat
Yeah, somehow.
PFT Commenter
I mean, CJ Looked good last year.
Big Cat
He did. He looked really good last year. And he has. It's not all on C.J. stroud. I mean, their offensive line has. Has struggled and I just don't. I don't have any confidence. It's weird because you, like what you said, say they get to 11 wins. Like, when I look at the AFC, I don't know if you feel the same way, but I think of the Chiefs, the Bills and the Ravens and maybe the Steelers.
PFT Commenter
We'll see.
Big Cat
I haven't even thought about the Texans as being a threat to any of those teams.
PFT Commenter
No.
Big Cat
In any type of capacity.
PFT Commenter
I mean, the Broncos are kind of there, too.
Big Cat
Yeah, the Broncos are there. I don't know if the Broncos can win, you know, multiple playoff games, but.
PFT Commenter
Right now, if the Broncos went to Houston first round, the playoffs.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Are you taking the Broncos?
Big Cat
I would take the Broncos. I'm not Putting the Broncos in the Chiefs, Bills, Ravens category. That. That seems a little too far, wouldn't you agree?
PFT Commenter
Yeah, I would.
Big Cat
Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Bummer of a game. Bummer of a game. Okay, next up, we're finally in the afternoon. We're finally get to get to some good games. But we got one more game that didn't really matter. Cardinals 30, Patriots 17. Hank Drake made 10 for 10 in the first half.
Max
He's played well. He's enjoyable to watch. Interceptions, not his fault. Hits guys in the hands and they just hand it to the other team.
Big Cat
Yeah, there was that one that was so, like, who was that?
PFT Commenter
Booty.
Big Cat
Booty, yeah.
PFT Commenter
How many times has Booty done that this year?
Max
A lot. And a lot of drops.
PFT Commenter
I think probably like three or four times. He's just played volleyball to a defensive player.
Max
But it's. It's. The path is clear. Stay. Keep losing Travis Hunter.
PFT Commenter
Okay.
Big Cat
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Max
Like Drake may, Travis Hunter gets. Gets the juices.
PFT Commenter
So Travis playing wide receiver.
Big Cat
I mean, Travis Hunter and Christian and then.
Max
And then Travis Hunter, Christian Gonzalez. Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big Cat
That's elite.
Max
Why not do it both in the pros? Be the first to do that.
Big Cat
Wow. Okay.
PFT Commenter
What about Mayo? You still a Mayo boy?
Max
No. And even better so then today. No, I've never really been a Mayo boy. I think the whole. Everything I've ever said on this program has not been like a big bought in on Mayo. I've always kind of said he feels like a puppet for Kraft. But today they were cutting to the booth and the lip readers, they had Jonathan Kraft taking notes, and you could clearly read his lips being like, the play calling is terrible.
Big Cat
Oh. Oh.
PFT Commenter
But that's not Mayo, is it?
Max
It's the head coach. I mean that if you're taking notes and you're the, you know, the owner. Owner's son. Like, oh, is that a catch? Ah, that's not a good sign.
Big Cat
No, it's not.
PFT Commenter
It's.
Max
But it is a good sign if you want a new head coach.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
So I think.
Max
I think it was a win. Today was a great day when wins all around.
PFT Commenter
If you were to find out that May was coming back next season, you would be bummed out.
Max
Yeah, I would be. I. I wouldn't understand it. I would be like, let's. Let's. It. I would say exactly what I said about Matty Reflews, and I would. But I would. I was joking. Being like, there has to be a reason to bring it back knowing that there isn't. And he's a bad Coach.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, I, I think they will bring him back. And the reason why is because of Robert Kraft. Because Robert Kraft doesn't want to seem like he's a guy that's short tempered. He doesn't want to admit that he made a bad decision. He wants a guy that he will allow to grow into the role of a head coach.
Max
I don't think so.
Big Cat
I don't see actually on the hot seat like this.
Max
I think he is. I mean, you tell me, why would your.
Big Cat
Why would.
Max
If you're the owner and your son sitting next to you taking notes, probably.
PFT Commenter
Because Alex Van Pelt is on the hot seat.
Big Cat
I. I mean, I didn't realize he was maybe on the hot seat, but it would make sense. He hasn't been. It hasn't exactly been an inspiring.
Max
And I don't think Kraft. I mean, I think there's something to be said about, like, the, you know, he clearly cares about the PR and the perception and stuff. The fans are not necessarily on his side. I don't think they like Mayo. So this might be like a way for him to kind of get back, you know, in the good graces of the fans.
Big Cat
Right.
PFT Commenter
I just think that Robert Kraft, he wants to be. He. He visions himself like the Steelers organization, where it's like a stable franchise. So I don't think he would want to fire a coach after one year.
Big Cat
What is this? Jared Mayo giving his post game press conference after the game. It's just a video of Osama Bin.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, that's not. That's not.
Big Cat
So maybe he is on the hot community notes. Yeah, that does seem like. All right, this guy said the Kraft family would bring back Gerard Mayo and his staff because they do not want to admit a mistake.
PFT Commenter
There you go.
Big Cat
Yeah, yeah. But, yeah, this. It seems like a bad situation, Hank, because you don't want to. Why would you bring him back? Just so you don't want to make like you're just making a mistake.
Max
You're delaying.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Max
You're delaying the inevitable.
PFT Commenter
If you think he's not the guy, Belichick would get rid of him one year too early.
Big Cat
Patriots.
Max
When he was playing Patriots, head coach.
Big Cat
Gerard Mayo was asked if there was a consideration to running Drake May on third and one and fourth and one in the red zone because of his rushing ability. Mayo responded, you said it, I didn't. What was that?
PFT Commenter
So that seems like it's a shot at Alex Van Pelt.
Big Cat
Oh. On a follow up, he said, it's always my decision. I would say the quarterback obviously has you know, a good pair of legs. Huh. Huh?
PFT Commenter
Yeah. So he's blaming his coordinator.
Big Cat
Yeah, that's. That's not. That does seem Matt Eberflusse esque. Yeah. You're dealing with a similar situation. Cardinals, the. I mean, I expected them to play well today, and they did. James Conner had a big day. They still are alive, especially because I. We're watching Sunday Night Football right now and Gino might be. He might be out for the year, so that kind of opens some things up.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, there was one.
Big Cat
Although the Cardinals already have played the Seahawks twice and they lost both times.
PFT Commenter
Kyler did have that one. That one interception. It was a bad interception, too. That got called back from roughing the pass.
Big Cat
Yeah. Which was a bullshit.
PFT Commenter
I feel so bad. I feel so bad for defensive players, especially when you're trying to hit Kyler Murray, who's. His strike zone. The head is already pretty low for him. And then he ducked into it as he was going to the ground.
Big Cat
That was purely a interception. That or. Sorry, a rough. In the past, it was like, he's too small. We have to protect.
PFT Commenter
He's just a little. He's just a little guy.
Max
Yeah, but like his head are at the defender's arms.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
And he ducked, too. This is why the NFL needs the super challenge. We've seen it a bunch this year. The super challenge should be a thing. Challenge, anything.
Big Cat
Challenge.
PFT Commenter
Once again. Once again. If you can see that the call is wrong on the replay, the super challenge turns it over immediately.
Big Cat
I like that.
Max
Doesn't matter if it's orange flag.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, orange. You like that?
Big Cat
Oh, the orange.
PFT Commenter
What if you have to light it on fire?
Big Cat
That would be cool too. Yeah.
Max
Cuz you can't use it after.
Big Cat
Like a magician. Yeah. You.
PFT Commenter
You light it on fire and. But then it's got to like, maybe it explodes.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
On the field. Like a grenade.
Big Cat
Grenade. Yeah, you get a grenade.
PFT Commenter
The challenge grenade.
Big Cat
If you hit a. If you hit a ref. That's fair play, dude.
PFT Commenter
The challenge grenade. You tell me that that wouldn't drive ratings up.
Big Cat
It would stop the game.
PFT Commenter
The NBA up their whole challenge system now. Nobody watches.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
If Steve Kerr had a grenade that he would throw onto the court. Damn right. People would tune in.
Big Cat
Yeah, I'm in. Challenge grenade. Yeah, do it. All right, Hank. Anything else?
Max
No. Good loss.
Big Cat
Good loss.
PFT Commenter
Good loss.
Big Cat
Yeah, you're.
Max
And it was.
Big Cat
It was nice on your third pick overall.
Max
Yeah.
Big Cat
So it could be Travis Hunter. Although the Jags. Oh, no, sorry.
Max
No, it's two. They got two Giants, Raiders, two QB teams.
PFT Commenter
Would you want him primarily as a receiver or primarily as a corner?
Max
Primarily.
Big Cat
I probably.
Max
I think he's better as a corner. I would have. I don't know.
Big Cat
He's better.
Max
He's better as a corner.
Big Cat
Yeah. Him and Chris, but he's really good.
Max
But it's also like, he'd be fun because they would mix it up and probably do returns. He could probably, every time they put him on the field, like, they could throw him in the field for, you know, formations and stuff and just get the people. People going.
PFT Commenter
If you had him and Christian Gonzalez, that would be such an awesome pair of corners. That'd be the Patriot missile. No fly zone.
Big Cat
Very hard to stop.
Max
Yeah.
Big Cat
Yeah. Okay, let's get to some good games. Before we do that. Pft. You got a couple ads.
PFT Commenter
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Big Cat
Okay, we got some games that actually had some meaning in the afternoon. Bucks 40, Chargers 17. I'd like to speak to Max and Max only. Max, I think that the Chargers are probably dead.
Eddie
I think I agree.
Big Cat
Yeah. J.K. dobbins getting hurt against the Ravens. Really, they can't run the ball anymore. And that wasn't the difference in this game because the Bucks are actually really good and Baker was incredible. But it. I don't. I think the Chargers can still make the playoffs. I do not think they can win a playoff game. Sucks.
PFT Commenter
Lad's back, though.
Big Cat
Lad is back.
PFT Commenter
He had a couple drops, a few drops today. I mean, this whole LAD shape.
Big Cat
It was a close game and then it was just the Bucks dominate him in the second half. Mike Evans, who we are a big Mike Evans podcast. Respect. Mike Evans is one of the greatest receivers of all time. He had 159 yards, two touchdowns. He is now 749 yards. So he's got to average 83.7 yards in his final three games to reach a thousand yards for the 11th straight season. And that's all 11 years of his career.
PFT Commenter
Yep.
Big Cat
Mike Evans is incredible.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, he's legit.
Big Cat
But yeah, Baker was on fire today. Baker was 22 for 27. 288 in four touchdowns. And the Chargers, just like they got gashed.
PFT Commenter
And he also ran with the ball pretty well.
Big Cat
Yeah, they gave up 505 yards to the Bucks.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, the defense, the. The once vaunted Chargers defense does not look good when they have to play against good quarterbacks.
Big Cat
They just look like they've run out of gas. And I don't. I don't know what it is. I mean, the Bucks, it's more. The Bucks are playing great football right now. And the Bucks, that was a huge win for the Bucks because that was their last game against a team over.500. So, you know, they're up in the NFC south right now and they control their own destiny. And they have the Cowboys, Panthers and Saints to finish the season. Last two games at home. The Bucks are a dangerous team.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, very.
Big Cat
Bucks are a dangerous team.
PFT Commenter
I think they're a very good team. Yeah, they're playing. They've played well all season, and when they had their best players out, they still played well, just with worse players. Yeah, so they're. They've been kind of like, consistent, even though at times they weren't very good, if that makes sense at all.
Big Cat
Yeah, no, it makes perfect sense.
PFT Commenter
So now that they've got. Got their. Some of their better players back. Yeah, they're. They're a legitimate threat. I think in the playoffs. This game got off to a great start because our good friend Coach Harbaugh had Judge Judy serve as one of the. One of the captains.
Big Cat
Yes.
PFT Commenter
For the Chargers before the game. He's been a huge fan of Judge Judy. I always laugh when I see those pictures of Harbaugh and his dad sitting at a live taping of Judge Judy.
Big Cat
The best.
PFT Commenter
So he's pulling out all the stops. What else can you do if you're.
Big Cat
Harbaugh, I know he brought up the big guns. You can't lose the Judge Judy game. You can't lose the Judge Judy game. That's brutal.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, it's bad.
Big Cat
Like, what do you do next?
PFT Commenter
Well, to be fair, also Herbert, he got hurt in the first half. Yeah, he got rolled up on it. Fucked his ankle up. He's had just a rotating series of. I feel like he goes back and forth between both of his ankles.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Just keep getting fucked up all the time.
Big Cat
I mean, I'm not going to make excuses. I think the Chargers are just playing bad football right now. Like, they even that game against the Falcons, they. They kind of got dominated and we're lucky to win it. So, you know, they've been playing good Teams. The Chiefs in the. In the Bucks and the Ravens. So you can. You can say like, hey, they've had a tough schedule, but still, you would have liked them just to be a little bit more competitive against the Bucks in the second half. And they just got absolutely worked. Worked. And it feels like it's just two. Two teams going in two different directions when. When you're talking about the Bucks and the Chargers.
PFT Commenter
This is a big game for the Bucks, too. So now what are they at? 87% to make the playoffs.
Big Cat
Yeah. And they. And, And I wouldn't be. I don't think the Falcons are going to lose to the, to the Raiders on Monday Night Football, but I wouldn't be shocked. It could happen because that's just something the Falcons would do.
PFT Commenter
Yep.
Big Cat
They would. They would do something stupid like that and have Desmond Ritter revenge game. And yeah, I. The Bucks are a team I want to see in the playoffs because they will. And that will be a very, very interesting first round matchup because they'll play one of the NFC north teams and.
PFT Commenter
It will be like they've beaten the Lions.
Big Cat
They've beaten the Lions, they've beaten the.
PFT Commenter
Eagles, but they're not going to play the Lions in the first round.
Big Cat
Yeah, well, no, they absolutely could play the Lions in the first round. Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big Cat
Yeah. The Vikings could get the one seat.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big Cat
Or the Vikings get the two seat. Vikings are very much alive to be. And they play. They play the Lions, I think week 18. So the Vikings are not. Vikings are there. They're. We kind of forgot about the Vikings. But with the Lions loss today, the Vikings are there.
PFT Commenter
I've mentally had the Vikings just locked into that fifth season.
Big Cat
No, they are. They are very much sitting there being like we. This, this. This one seed could be ours if they keep winning because I think the one seed comes down to conference record. So I guess they would be tied with the Eagles. I don't know how they'd figure that one out. But the Vikings, if they went out, they're. They're. They would. If they went out, they win the North. That's for a fact. So they control their own destiny in that respect.
PFT Commenter
All right.
Big Cat
But yeah, the Bucks, I, I'm excited to see the Bucks in the playoffs. I like Baker. He's been awesome. Todd Bowles still can't figure out when to go for two.
PFT Commenter
He has no idea.
Big Cat
No.
PFT Commenter
No idea when to punt, no idea when to call a timeout, no idea when to go for two.
Big Cat
None.
PFT Commenter
But it didn't matter today.
Big Cat
Didn't matter today because they kicked the. Out of the. They kicked the. Out of the Chargers. And the Chargers. It's sad. I'm sad. I'm sad about the Chargers. I do. They're gonna still make the playoffs. The problem is the entire idea of them making the playoffs was that they wouldn't have the seven seed, they'd have the six seed, and they wouldn't have to play the Bills. Now they're in the seventh seed, and they would have to play the Bills if the playoffs started today.
Eddie
I think the Eagles have the tiebreaker over the Vikings, by the way.
Big Cat
Oh, they did.
Eddie
Lost to the Rams and we beat the Rams.
Big Cat
Oh, there you go. Okay. But the, the Vikings, if they won out, would, would, would at bare minimum have the two seed.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, they would win that division.
Big Cat
Yeah. Okay, next up.
Eddie
Oh, wait, no, yeah, memes makes a good point. They beat the Falcons.
Big Cat
Oh. So crunch the numbers. Crunch the numbers.
PFT Commenter
Well, you guys beat the Falcons too, right?
Big Cat
Oh, pfd. I don't know if you saw this, but Saquon, we beat the Commanders.
PFT Commenter
That's true. Yeah.
Eddie
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
So you guys have the tiebreaker over us.
Eddie
I don't know numbers. I don't know the numbers.
Big Cat
Find it. You need to know the numbers. These are the most important. You've been begging for the Lions to lose another game for the last month and they finally did, and you don't have the numbers. You gotta fucking. You gotta know the numbers. This is inexcusable. There it is. If Philly and Vikings went out. There it is. Tiebreaker for the number. Click that. Click the max. Your. Your foot's broken, not your brain. Right?
PFT Commenter
Okay, scroll down, scroll down. See, it's a red.
Big Cat
Literally says it right there.
PFT Commenter
Strength of victory would be strength of victory.
Big Cat
Okay.
PFT Commenter
Strength of victory. Mean.
Big Cat
I like that, though.
PFT Commenter
Like the best teams that you've beaten.
Big Cat
Yeah. Or how bad you've beaten them. I think it's how bad you've beaten them. Minnesota has a higher strength of victory.
PFT Commenter
It sounds like a shitty video game, doesn't it?
Big Cat
Yeah. Oh, it's. Oh, it's the. Oh, it's. It's the teams you play. Like the win loss record for the teams you play. Okay, so that will probably hurt the.
PFT Commenter
Eagles because they're win loss record for the teams you beat.
Big Cat
Yeah. Teams you beat. Yeah. Strength of victory. So that would hurt the Eagles because they don't. I think they still have to play the Cowboys. And have you played the Giants twice? No. We're fat for your strength of victories.
Eddie
Bad.
Big Cat
That's bad for.
PFT Commenter
If you lose to the Commanders this week, then that victory over the Commanders from Thursday night looks a lot better.
Big Cat
Strength of victory. But then if you have a third loss, then you're in trouble. Yeah.
PFT Commenter
No.
Big Cat
Okay.
Eddie
We got to win now.
Big Cat
All right. Broncos 31, Colts 13. This game was crazy because the Colts were in full control and then Jonathan Taylor dropped the ball going into the end zone to go up 20 to 7 and all hell broke loose and the Broncos ended up kicking the shit out of the Colts in the fourth quarter.
PFT Commenter
Yeah. I mean, we could sit here and say how stupid it is to drop the ball on the one yard line.
Big Cat
I'd never do it.
PFT Commenter
I have never dropped the ball on the one yard line. If my body was teleported into Jonathan Taylor's body at the one yard line, you bet your ass we score that touchdown.
Big Cat
Yep.
PFT Commenter
I could have scored that touchdown every time. It's mass hysteria at this point. It's crazy because it's made no sense since day one when it first started. Desean Jackson.
Big Cat
Yep.
PFT Commenter
And the fact that people keep doing it for absolutely no reason at all. There's no other explanation.
Big Cat
They think it looks cool. I think. I think it's. They think it looks cool.
PFT Commenter
I think they just. They give up on it. That's what. You know what? We can make this about society.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
That's.
Big Cat
That.
PFT Commenter
You know what, Big cat? That's the problem with Zoomers.
Big Cat
Yep.
PFT Commenter
Is that they don't. They never finish anything.
Big Cat
Yeah. They don't finish what they started.
PFT Commenter
No.
Big Cat
Go score a touchdown like us.
PFT Commenter
I only finish.
Big Cat
I would always finish.
PFT Commenter
That's the only thing I'm good at is finishing.
Big Cat
Yeah. I barely start. Yeah. I finished so fast. You didn't even know I started that. It's crazy. And look, the Colts. I've talked a lot about Anthony Richardson. I'm not a big fan. He. He has guys drop the ball a lot, but he also misses a lot of throws and he throws bad interceptions. But Jonathan Taylor, like, you get that ball in the end zone and the pressure is on the Broncos, who Bonix was not playing well at the time. And like everything fell apart from there. It was the punt return that was. Put him into like great field position. It was this, the stupid gimmick play that the Broncos picked off. Nick Benetti picked off and took to the house.
PFT Commenter
So was that a. Was that a pick six? Was that technically an interception?
Big Cat
It might have been a fumble, like.
PFT Commenter
A backwards pass or backwards fumble that went 30 yards in the air.
Big Cat
I don't know, it was weird.
PFT Commenter
So what would the score of that game been if Jonathan Taylor 27. It would have been 20 to seven.
Big Cat
27.
PFT Commenter
Way different.
Big Cat
Seven in the third. In the start of the third quarter and they were still leading in the start of the fourth quarter. But yeah, that was their season too. That was the cold season. It's all over now. They're, they're, they're pretty much on the.
PFT Commenter
Outside looking in, I think 6% to get in.
Big Cat
Yeah. And you just don't have any excuse for that because it was just, I, I don't know how you do that. It was so, so monumentally stupid in that moment to drop the ball. And by the way, the Broncos, Broncos are one of the best stories in the NFL right now. So this is from Zach by. The Broncos came into the season with a win total set at five and a half. A roster ranked dead last by pff. Absorbed absorbing the largest dead cap in NFL history and the least thought of rookie quarterback. And they just secured their first winning season since 2016 and have a playoff probability north of 90%. They're the best story right now in, in the NFL and the fact that no one expected the Broncos $90 million in dead cat.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big Cat
And Sean Payton was, I think we all thought he might have lost the touch last year with how that season went. And he's still a really, really good coach. And Bo Nicks is, even though he didn't play great today, is a baller. And yeah, the Broncos, like that's 2016. That was the last time they had a winning season.
PFT Commenter
I would say that. I would say probably the Broncos is the franchise that wakes up today at the fan base and just looks at the playoff standings and they deserve it. And they're like, look at that. They never were the six seed right now, baby.
Big Cat
This was going to be going into this year a true rebuilding. See what you got in your rookie quarterback type of year. And now they're sitting here with nine wins after week 15 in the sixth seed. And they're, I mean their defense is good when Bo Nicks is playing well. Like he. Again, he had three picks today. It was windy. We'll say that it was windy, but yeah, I just can't get over how bad the Colts blew this game.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, it's bad. It was very bad. Bonito, was that his second pick six of the year?
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
He does the hold my dick jumping in the end zone.
Big Cat
Yeah. He got a flag credit.
PFT Commenter
The ref had the flag out of his pocket while the hand was still on the Dick jumping into the end zone. But yeah, if you're a Broncos fan, just spend all day Monday looking at the standings. I'm looking at the playoffs, and I'm.
Big Cat
Happy the Broncos are like back in the playoffs and back to winning football because they're, they're fun franchise. They're like, I don't know, they had the longest time where they were just consistently there and then they've obviously had a really bad nine years. But now they're back and the future is bright and it feels good to be a Broncos fan.
PFT Commenter
It does feel. You look back at that loss against the Dolphins. That was the bottom. That was the turn.
Big Cat
That was it. Yeah, that was good.
PFT Commenter
Kick that bad.
Big Cat
Yeah, they. Yeah. $90 million in dead cat. That's crazy. And. And it's just a bunch of young dudes and Sean Payton showing everyone that he can still coach his balls off. That. Yeah. Jonathan Taylor Badger.
PFT Commenter
That was tough.
Big Cat
What do we do with Anthony Richardson? I feel like Colts fans are starting to be a little more aware. And again, I've liked a couple of things he's done. Game winning drive against the Patriots, game winning drive against the Jets. He just can't consistently be accurate.
PFT Commenter
I mean, the Colts have a very rich recent history of hiring like the least mobile old ass quarterback in the NFL.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
So Flacco, Matt Ryan, Phillip Rivers, the Drew, Roger.
Big Cat
Who.
PFT Commenter
Who can fill that void? Rogers as a bridge.
Max
Jameis.
Big Cat
Jameis. He's not.
PFT Commenter
He's not.
Big Cat
He's. He's mobile.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Max
No, I'm saying, but like Jamis would actually be a good fit.
Big Cat
I have a question for Colts fans. Chris Ballard. I. I don't know. The. In, you know, in, in and outs of. Of the Colts franchise. That guy feels like he's had a job for way too long.
PFT Commenter
All I know about Chris Ballard is that he is maybe the leading recipient of the Dan Dakich my ass tweets.
Big Cat
Yeah. But he doesn't it feel. He's been the GM for what feels like a very long time and it just doesn't feel like the Colts are ever going. They're never. They're always like right around that middle ground, but they're never going forward.
PFT Commenter
Yeah. I get a feeling like, like Irsay is not a fan of, of cycling through his right hand men.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
But it might be time to keep those guys around.
Big Cat
It might be time. And I don't know what to do with Anthony Richardson. I mean, I. I just don't know what to do. You just can't. Like again, there Was a lot of guys. He does. It feels like his receivers let him down a lot. But he also will have multiple times a game where it's like, oh, here's a 10 yard out and I'm going to throw it 15 yards over the guy's head.
PFT Commenter
Yeah. I do like the idea of James.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Max
And games on at noon on Saturday.
Big Cat
Yeah, there's a game on at noon.
Max
That's weird.
Big Cat
Why?
Max
Saturday at noon is like, I'm not a holiday. It's just bizarre. Saturday night, you don't watch college football.
Big Cat
Yeah. There's a new.
Max
Well, no college football. Yeah.
Big Cat
But you don't watch. Well. Yeah, there's always games on at noon on Saturday.
Max
No college. No sh.
PFT Commenter
They're doing big noon kickoff on Saturday.
Big Cat
Penn State's playing at the same time.
Max
That makes sense. It's college football.
Big Cat
Which game, too? They had to do it.
Max
Chiefs, Texans.
Big Cat
They had to do it because they're making them play four days later on Wednesday.
Max
Got it.
Big Cat
So the four teams that are playing on Saturday play again on Wednesday.
Max
Got it.
Big Cat
Yeah. And I don't think they wanted to make either of those teams play late on Saturday night. It's pretty crazy that they're. They're having to turn around and play that, like the three games in 10 days.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big Cat
All because we need football on Thanksgiving.
PFT Commenter
Well, because we needed to take over the NFL or the NBA on Christmas.
Big Cat
I mean, we've taken over the NBA. That's. That's been done. That's. That's. We could just play replays on on Christmas and probably still win that bat.
PFT Commenter
That's a good idea.
Big Cat
Yeah. Okay. Eagles 27, Steelers 13. I want to start with the rollback question. Rho, B, A C k.com promo code. Take 20% off your first purchase. Qzips, polos, hoodies, joggers, shorts. A roback.com promo code take go right now. Rollback.com promo code. Take my first question on Eagles 27, Steelers 13 is max. How was your weekend?
Eddie
Broke my foot.
Big Cat
What?
Eddie
Broke my foot.
Big Cat
What do you mean?
Eddie
Listen, sometimes you get out of a car and you break your foot.
PFT Commenter
That's facts. Wait, so, okay, you broke it getting out of the car.
Big Cat
It's so true, so relatable.
Eddie
Getting out of the car. I slipped. It was rainy. It was rainy night.
Big Cat
Were you drunk?
Eddie
Very much so, yes. Which is a problem.
Big Cat
Wine drunk.
Eddie
Wine drunk?
Big Cat
Oh, no.
Eddie
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
You were overserved.
Big Cat
What time Was this?
Eddie
Like 11.
PFT Commenter
Oh, it's pretty early to be wine drunk.
Eddie
I know. We had a birthday party during the day, shout out quigs. Then we went from that into a dinner where Jack McCarthy and I just had too much red wine.
PFT Commenter
Mm.
Max
So it's Jack McCarthy's.
Big Cat
It's Jack McCarthy's fault.
Max
So, quicks.
Big Cat
What. What. What's the exact prognosis? Diagnosis?
Eddie
I have a Jones fracture in my left foot.
PFT Commenter
Did any famous Philadelphians have that same Ben Simmons? Ben Simmons. But he's okay? Yeah, no, he turned out fine.
Big Cat
So are you gonna have surgery?
Eddie
Excuse me? The doctor today said that I probably.
Big Cat
Will not need surgery, so my friend Dr. Dan did tell me that they'll tell anyone who's. They don't deem an athlete that they don't need surgery.
Eddie
Correct.
Big Cat
So you're good. Yeah.
Max
You're an athlete.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Eddie
I do not want to get the surgery.
PFT Commenter
I mean, how are you going to pitch?
Eddie
Yeah, that's. That's. That's.
Big Cat
That's a problem. That's a problem. They're going to have.
PFT Commenter
They're going to have to have you out there, like, in a wheelchair.
Eddie
That's a problem.
PFT Commenter
Like George H.W. bush at the Astros game.
Big Cat
That's a problem.
Eddie
It's a problem.
Big Cat
What. Walk me through waking up this morning, because I still don't. We spent all day together. I still don't think you fully have. It's registered in your head how awful this is.
Eddie
No. Yeah. This is terrible. This is so, so, so, so, so, so bad. I woke up this morning, honestly, kind of forgot about it. Got out of bed to. To take a piss, and the battle to get to the bathroom was one of the most difficult things I've ever done.
Big Cat
Oh.
Eddie
And then I ended up sitting on the. I ended up sitting and peeing, and then I just sat there for an extra, like, 10 minutes because I was like, I can't. I, like, I'm dreading getting up and getting back to this. Getting back to this bed.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Max
Like, you couldn't even put any pressure on you.
Eddie
Zero. Zero weight zero.
Big Cat
Oh, the jones.
Max
What is it like? Is it black, swollen, as you would.
Eddie
Have thought, or as I would have thought?
PFT Commenter
It'll. It'll probably be worse tomorrow, but I.
Eddie
Can'T even look at it.
PFT Commenter
Yeah. So, like, I have to go swollen right now.
Eddie
I have to go to a foot doctor at some point this week, like a specialist to look at it.
PFT Commenter
How many foot doctors have you seen in the last eight months?
Eddie
This will be.
PFT Commenter
Do you have a frequent flyer account?
Eddie
This will be my third, I believe.
Big Cat
So you're going to be what, Super Bowl?
Eddie
I don't know, they. I have the foot specialist I think will give me more information.
Big Cat
We need to get you in a boot.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big Cat
So, yeah, once you're in a boot, you'll be fine.
Eddie
My toes are so cold. Yeah, my toes are cold.
PFT Commenter
So the very first year of part of my take that fall, I had the exact same thing happened where I was. I was stepping off of a curb after. It was my buddy Quigs, his birthday party, and basically, Jack McCarthy forced me to drink wine, and I fractured my foot, got the Jones fracture. You're going to go to a doctor, they're going to X ray you. They're going to hopefully put you in a boot, and then they're going to check you again in a couple weeks to see if it healed. And if it doesn't, then you have to get the surgery, and then at that point, you're off it for, like, two months.
Max
Did you get the surgery?
PFT Commenter
No, I did have the surgery.
Eddie
I do not want the surgery.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Eddie
Anyone out there?
Max
That was when we checked him out.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Eddie
Just tell me. I don't need to get the surgery.
Big Cat
Okay, but I need you to be okay for Super Bowl.
Eddie
No, I think it's gonna be like.
Max
Lieutenant Dan on bourbon. Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Eddie
Hank wants me. Wants me scooting around bourbons.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
I mean, Max, you. You in a wheelchair. If the Eagles are in the super bowl, going to the game, and.
Big Cat
Oh, my God, it would be.
PFT Commenter
And guess what? We got you a wheelchair. Yeah, we got you a joystick wheelchair.
Big Cat
I wanted to get you one with the straw.
Eddie
That's crazy.
PFT Commenter
A motorized wheelchair. How sick is that going to be?
Eddie
That'll be cool. That'll be cool.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big Cat
What? Max, last question.
Eddie
How worried am I about being fat?
Big Cat
No. How much? That's not what I was gonna say. I was gonna say, how fat are you gonna get?
Eddie
So I need to just not eat. I'm just not gonna eat. Eat food.
PFT Commenter
Have you thought about the showering situation? Because you're gonna be taking some sponge bash, buddy.
Eddie
I think I. I'm gonna be taking real baths with my foot out of the.
Big Cat
But how about. How about the fat?
Eddie
I. I am so, so, so worried about that.
Max
How are you going to get. I didn't want to think about that.
Big Cat
It's all gross.
Max
If your foot is elevated and you're in the bath, how are you going to get out?
Eddie
It's a great point, Henry.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, it's a great point. You're going to. Here's what you're going to have to do. Max, you're going to be sitting on the edge of the tub with a garbage bag tied around one of your feet. And then you're just going to take a washcloth and just wash yourself with a rag.
Eddie
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big Cat
You're gonna get so fat.
Eddie
I'm just not gonna eat.
Big Cat
I don't know how that. How does that. You're gonna eat.
Eddie
I'm just not gonna eat at all. Yep. No eating salads. Just salads.
Big Cat
What if you lost weight?
Eddie
There's no way.
Max
Calories in, calories out. What about shake weight?
Big Cat
You could. You could.
Eddie
I need to figure out.
Big Cat
You can curl. You could bench.
Eddie
Yeah, no, I'm still gonna do some upper body, but that's not really, like, burning calories, you know, if you do it fast enough.
PFT Commenter
The problem with that, Max, is you're gonna. You're gonna do, like, arms workouts, and you're gonna get sweaty, and then your foot's gonna sink.
Eddie
Can you stop? You guys just keep bringing up things that are gonna suck.
Big Cat
For me, it's reality.
Eddie
I'm worried about that plane I have to. I have to take.
Big Cat
You get to use wheelchairs. You don't have to go to any weddings.
Eddie
I got a wedding next week in New York, so I have to go to Philly.
Max
You won't split your pants dancing?
Eddie
I have to go to Philly, take a train to New York, take a train back to Philly, go to Hilton Head, and then come back to Chicago all within, like, the next three weeks.
PFT Commenter
How good on crutches?
Big Cat
Oh, my God.
Max
Bad. Really? Really? Like, shockingly bad.
Eddie
I almost slipped, like, walking here. Yeah, no, that's bad.
PFT Commenter
Cuz, like, every time you put pressure on that foot, you may. You make that fracture worse.
Eddie
Also, the elevator to my parking garage is broken right now. I just.
Big Cat
I feel really bad for you. This is the worst. Like, it's one of the worst times to do it, like, right before the holidays when you have to travel and, like, you. You're also gonna have, like, time off, and you're just. You can't do anything.
Eddie
Nothing.
Big Cat
Except eat.
Eddie
Nope. Not gonna eat.
Big Cat
Salads, salads, salads, salads.
PFT Commenter
You can drink. You can drink a lot.
Eddie
Yeah, I got some shrimp cocktail today. That was nice.
PFT Commenter
You're not in danger of falling down, so you can get as drunk as you want. Can you get a DUI in a wheelchair?
Max
You ordered shrimp cocktail?
Big Cat
Yep.
Eddie
I got a salad. I got a steak salad and shrimp cocktail for man for lunch today.
Big Cat
All right. The game Eagles dominated the Steelers.
Eddie
The Eagles are so good.
Big Cat
The Eagles dominated The Steelers, we had one of. So the Eagles, I think the. What Was the stat? Oh, 401 yards to 163. The Eagles defenses, ferocious and we had one of the all time. What the. Is he doing moves by Mike Tomlin today? Because the Eagles, the. The Steelers couldn't do anything offensively. They were down 27:13 with 10:40 left in the game and fourth and seven on the Philly 46. So plus territory and Mike Talman decided to punt and they never got the ball again. 10:40 and they never got the ball again. The Eagles went on a 21 play, 88 yard drive. They never got the ball.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, they started with 10 minutes, 29 seconds left and they picked up 12. On third and 13, they converted a fourth and one. They converted another third down, 21 play, 88 yards, 10 minutes, 29. Second drive at the end. The decision to punt was just unreal. In real time as you're watching, like, what the. Are you down? You're down by two scores. Why are you kicking the ball where you're down 14 points? You're in plus territory. Mike Tomlin, why is this even a thought that you would consider?
Big Cat
It was something that we were saying. This is so stupid. While it was happening. Little did we know that they would never get the ball back. Like we thought it was stupid because they were going to punt and maybe get the ball back one more time. They punted and they never got the ball back. And the Eagles. The Steelers had two possessions in the second half. Two. Two possessions in the second half. And the Eagles defense is awesome. And Jalen Hurts. He answered all the critics. He threw the ball well today. He had threw it to AJ8.8. AJ had eight catches, 110 yards in a touchdown. Devonte had 11 catches, 109 yards in a touchdown. We also had the anecdote from Jay Glazer, which made me laugh, that in a team meeting earlier this week, Brandon Graham apologized for his radio comments. And then Jalen Hurts and A.J. brown dapped each other up in front of the team to show that everything is good.
PFT Commenter
That's good. That's great.
Big Cat
They literally got in front of the team and they're like, watch this.
PFT Commenter
So they're friends.
Big Cat
They're friends.
Eddie
Did you see their touchdown dance?
Big Cat
Was it cool?
PFT Commenter
Are they best friends?
Big Cat
They might be. Back to best friends. They dapped each other up in front of the entire team.
PFT Commenter
What a good moment that must have been.
Eddie
Yeah. No. Yeah. See, look at this touchdown dance. So fun.
Big Cat
They don't look like they're in sync. That didn't. That did not. They didn't practice that. That was like, we got to do a touchdown dance to make everyone think that we did a touchdown dance together. But it's not.
PFT Commenter
Now, here's what happened. Here's what that happened with that jalen. He texted AJ a YouTube link to, hey, this is the dance that we're going to do together. And then they both learned it at their own houses.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
And then they did together for the first time right there.
Big Cat
Yeah. But the Eagles are back 10. 10 in a row. Statement win against a very good defense. And now the one seed is right there, Max. And it. It is pretty crazy to think about, like, the difference in the Eagles welcoming a Minnesota Vikings or Detroit Lions or them having to go on the road.
PFT Commenter
So is.
Big Cat
But the Eagles might be just good enough to beat all of them.
PFT Commenter
I think the Eagles are very, very, very good right now.
Big Cat
Yeah. I mean, they're the most complete team in the nfc.
PFT Commenter
Is Dickerson hurt?
Eddie
I don't know if there's.
Big Cat
Yeah, you need him not hurt.
PFT Commenter
I mean, it does. It does matter. But today it did not matter because you were able to do that drive without one of your best players. Also Kenny. Kenny Gainwell.
Eddie
He was great today.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, he was great today.
Eddie
I was happy for him.
Big Cat
Yeah. No, it was. It was a dominant effort by the Eagles and the Steelers. I don't know. This is what I've. This is why I've always been a little bit half in, half out. I know George Pickens in there, but their offense, it. It doesn't feel explosive, and it doesn't feel like it can get you out of a game like this.
PFT Commenter
When Najee fumbled, that. That pitch.
Big Cat
Yeah, that.
PFT Commenter
It felt like the game was over.
Big Cat
But even. Even the way they like. The only reason it was a close game was he had Cooper Dej Fumbling that punt. And like, other than that, the. The Steelers never sustained anything that felt like they were threatening.
PFT Commenter
No.
Big Cat
And I just don't know now TJ Watt might be hurt. So he left the game with an ankle injury. I think it's just a sprain, which is good, but I. I just walked away being like the Eagles. I. I'll say it. Eagles are the best team in the nfc after today. They are.
PFT Commenter
With the injuries in Detroit.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, I think they probably are.
Big Cat
They are the best team in the NFC as of right now. Are you changed my opinion if. When the Vikings beat the Bears by a hundred.
PFT Commenter
Are you worried about Jalen Hurts broken ring finger.
Eddie
It's his Non throwing finger.
Big Cat
Oh, okay. So no problem. And he threw today.
Eddie
Yeah.
Big Cat
Isn't that weird that he just needed to be called out to actually throw?
Eddie
Yeah. 292 touchdowns, 125 quarterback rating. It's a great game.
Big Cat
Are you worried at all that Nick Sirianni's grown back his hair a little bit and they have not lost a game since he shaved his head. Do you think he needs to reshave his head?
PFT Commenter
That.
Eddie
Only if you lose. You keep it going until you lose.
PFT Commenter
We talked about that. Then he shaves it, and then you start winning again.
Eddie
His beard looked horrendous today, though.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Eddie
But Nick Sirianni has been really good.
Big Cat
Yeah, every.
Eddie
Like, everyone has gave him a bunch of shit in the beginning of the year, as they probably should have, but he's adjusted and he's done a really good job with this team.
Big Cat
And it wasn't even like a. Saquon is the best player in the league game. So you still feels like the Eagles had something left in the tank. I just think their defense, I mean, they're. The. Drafting all Georgia players is starting to work wonders because, like, Nicoby Dean is awesome. And obviously your guys on the defensive line, Jordan Davis and Jalen Carter, I.
Eddie
Mean, Nolan Smith is really no one.
Big Cat
Smith.
Max
Really?
Big Cat
Yeah.
Eddie
Into his own.
Big Cat
Yeah. So, yeah, Max, you got to be thinking soupy or bust.
Eddie
Hundred percent.
Big Cat
One hundred percent.
Eddie
Anything less than a soupy disappointment.
Big Cat
Winning a Soupy or getting to a.
Eddie
Soupy Winning a soupy.
Big Cat
Gotta win. A soupy winning. Gotta win. It.
Eddie
Must win.
Big Cat
I don't. I don't know why you guys wouldn't. I mean, you have everything. It feels like you have everything.
Eddie
Must win.
PFT Commenter
How do you feel about kicker?
Eddie
Kicker had a better day today.
PFT Commenter
He did.
Big Cat
He didn't have to kick anything over 50.
Eddie
40. I. He made a 49er. 49er didn't count.
Big Cat
Yeah. Yeah.
PFT Commenter
That's not 50, though.
Big Cat
It's not 50.
Eddie
It's close.
Big Cat
50 is in his head. That's for sure. Okay. Anything else on this game? Yeah, I. I don't know. The Steelers are. If the Steelers can beat the Ravens, then it doesn't feel like the Steelers might be not fading, but like they have. They have to play the Ravens and then they have to play the Chiefs. And if they lose those two games, they're gonna now be a road playoff game to start, and it's. It definitely feels a little different.
PFT Commenter
Well, Pickens being out makes a big difference.
Big Cat
Oh, for sure.
PFT Commenter
Their offense just goes back to what it was before. Russ.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
When you don't have him in there, it just becomes find a tight end, hopefully run the football, try to. And then maybe convert like a three yard out.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
And with Pickens in there, they're. They throw the ball downfield, they push it. Rusty does his moon balls. Without him in, they're again back to being very boring to watch without George.
Big Cat
We'll see what happens with the Ravens game on Saturday. It's a massive, massive game.
PFT Commenter
But the Steelers, they. They are built to beat the Ravens.
Big Cat
Yes. No, absolutely. If there's one team that can beat the Ravens is the Steelers. We know that for a fact. Lamar struggles with the Steelers. It's just crazy how hard their schedule is down the stretch. Like the fact that they're going Eagles, Ravens, Chiefs, and then a Bengals team that could be still alive.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big Cat
Who knows? Okay, last game, best game, Bills 48, Lions 42. This was a Josh Allen masterclass. He was on fire. I mean, he. They. Every single time he touched the ball, it was basically a touchdown.
PFT Commenter
He's a tough motherfucker, too. He gets hit so hard.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Bounces right up from it.
Big Cat
He is. Josh Allen is now the first player in NFL history to have 35 or more passing slash rushing touchdowns in four consecutive seasons. Pretty. Pretty crazy. Yeah, it was pretty crazy.
PFT Commenter
It was an awesome game today. Not a lot of defense being played.
Big Cat
Not a lot of.
PFT Commenter
The Lions got a couple more injuries on their defense.
Big Cat
Yeah. Lee McNeil and Carlton Davis is bad.
PFT Commenter
They can't really afford having any more injuries on their defense, but they got him. And then Dan Campbell, I don't know what he was doing with the onside kick.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
With what? 12 minutes left in the game.
Big Cat
10 minutes left.
PFT Commenter
10 minutes left in the game. That made no sense to me. And they asked him about it afterwards. He's like, yeah, you know, kind of wish that I hadn't done that at the time. The recovery rate's, what, like, 7% for an onside kick?
Big Cat
So I would understand it if you could still surprise on sidekick.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big Cat
Because the idea is our defense can't stop them at all.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big Cat
Like, the Bills came into this game, they. They were up 14, nothing in the blink of an eye, and they were going right down the field doing whatever they wanted. If you could do a surprise onside kick, you're like, hey, our defense can't get a stop. Let's try to catch them off guard. The fact you can't do a surprise onside kick anymore makes it really the dumbest thing you could possibly do. It really made no sense.
PFT Commenter
It was very, very stupid.
Big Cat
Yeah. Matt Collins returned it to, like, the five yard line.
PFT Commenter
Yeah. And then they tried to do an onside kick to get the ball back one last time at the end. And that was a way better onside kick.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
That one almost worked for him.
Big Cat
Well, and the Lions pointed first, so I thought they had gotten it.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, they did a great job of.
Big Cat
Really good job of pointing first. If you point first, I'm just going to always assume that you got. You. You recovered it.
PFT Commenter
This was. This was such a cool game. Not only because there were so many points scored, but also everybody out there is in fantasy playoffs.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
And having like all the stars get yards and get points all at the same time, that fourth quarter felt like it was going to last forever.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
When like every. Every league was still, like, up in the air at that point.
Big Cat
Yeah. I mean, Jared threw five touchdowns. He spread around to everyone.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big Cat
He's making sure everyone got. Got a touch. But I just. I mean, I said on Friday, I was like, I love this spot for the Bills. And I know, listen, the Lions are very injured. It sucks. I don't know what you want. Like, I feel bad for Lions fans. It sucks they have this many injuries. I think this is going to be a very, very big problem getting into the playoffs. Like, when they're in there playing a game where their defense. I feel like their defense hasn't gotten a stop in forever at this point, and it's just. It's a problem. They. No team has ever given up 45 points at home in the regular season and went on to win the Super Bowl.
PFT Commenter
Yeah. So losing two more cornerbacks. Bad, bad spot.
Big Cat
And a Lee McNeil.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, that's.
Big Cat
That's. I mean, he's very, very important, but. Yeah. And listen, the Bills have defensive injuries as well. Their defense has gotten gashed last two games, but Josh Allen is playing at such an insane level that it. It hasn't mattered.
PFT Commenter
It's.
Big Cat
I guess it mattered last week because.
PFT Commenter
They lost the Rams because this is like the best Josh Allen that we've ever seen.
Big Cat
He's. He just. Everything works and it's just every. When he just gets. He. All he has to do is just hike the ball and it's like either someone's going to be open or he's going to run around long enough that someone will be open or just run for a touchdown.
PFT Commenter
And James Cook looked good today. Yeah, I feel like they're getting James Cook going.
Big Cat
They were saving them.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, that's What?
Big Cat
That was the theory. What. What do you have? You have. You have all the. I mean, the Lions are just ravaged by injuries. It sucks. It sucks. This is how. This is the shitty part of the NFL that you could have everything set up for a dream season and then you get the wrong guy's injured and you're just stuck with like a defense that can't stop anything. So I don't know. I mean, if they can figure out a way to hold on to that one seed, that would be obviously massive because they would get obvious the buy. But also having to play these teams at home. But I don't know. I don't know if they're going to be able to. I don't know if they'll be able to win out. I don't know.
PFT Commenter
If you thought that Dan Campbell was reckless with fourth downs earlier, now that he's got all these injuries, he might not punt for the rest of this.
Big Cat
He might cut the punter for another defensive player.
PFT Commenter
Yeah. Sorry, Jack Fox, thank you for your service.
Big Cat
Yeah, but, yeah, I was. I mean, the Bills are. I don't want to get ahead of myself, but I. The Bills are legit. Legit. And they're. I mean, we'll see what happens in the playoffs because we know the Bills history in the playoffs. But Josh is playing out of his mind.
PFT Commenter
I went into today thinking like super bowl preview in this game. Now I'm like, yeah, Bills could definitely make the Super Bowl. Lions. I'm not. I'm not confident.
Big Cat
It's just their defense is just. It's so.
PFT Commenter
It sucks.
Big Cat
It sucks a lot that their defenses. This many injuries and it's fallen off this much and their offense is still elite. And still, I mean, that. That pass to Dan Skipper was sick and, And Jared was hitting. I mean, Amon Ross scored What, like a 60 yarder? But yeah, sad, sad for the Lions that their defense comes. Listen, their schedule isn't. It's all going to come down to week 18 for them because they play the Bears next week, they're going to kill us by 100. And then the Niners, who might. Who knows where the Niners are going to be at as a franchise at that point. And then week 18 against the Vikings could be for the one seed, could be for the two seed, could be for everything.
PFT Commenter
I feel bad now about the Lions. Feel very bad. I've been super high on them all season, even when they had a lot of injuries. Now they've just got like their morgue.
Big Cat
Yeah, it's tough. Max, you Got. You got your wish. In the fact they took another loss.
Eddie
Yeah. But still work to be done. Still work to be done.
Big Cat
They do play all their games at home.
Eddie
Yeah. Today at home.
Big Cat
Today at home. They played at home. All right, last game. We want to talk about Sunday Night Football at all. I think the big story is Geno Smith might be out for a while because he left the game with a knee injury. Packers looked awesome. Packers are a problem. The NFC playoffs are loaded.
PFT Commenter
Yeah. The packers look really good. Yeah. The Seahawks, they didn't even look that good when Gino was in the game. No, they. Geno was just, like, drifting back and sacked a lot. The offense looked disjointed. See, the defense did not look. They're like a very schizophrenic defense, too.
Big Cat
Yes.
PFT Commenter
They can look very good.
Big Cat
I was. I bought into the death zone. Yeah. Death zone got me. And then Josh Jacobs showed up in the first drive and just ran it down their throat. I. Let's do a quick. I mean, in the nfc, like, six set, five out of seven teams. Are you saying that you can't win the super bowl or get to the Super Bowl? Pfd.
PFT Commenter
I'm saying that I cannot win the super bowl this year.
Big Cat
Get to the Super Bowl.
PFT Commenter
Get to the Super Bowl.
Big Cat
Can you get to the Super Bowl?
PFT Commenter
Let's see. Can I answer that question after next weekend against the Eagles? Because right now the answer is no.
Big Cat
Okay.
PFT Commenter
But I reserve the right to change that if we somehow beat the Eagles.
Big Cat
But the Lions. The Eagles, the Bucks, the Rams, who are now at the 4 seed because of the Seahawks loss. I mean, the Rams are a problem for me big time.
PFT Commenter
The problem with the playoffs is you don't get to beat any bad teams in the playoffs.
Big Cat
Right.
PFT Commenter
So that's where I think we might run into a small issue.
Big Cat
A tiny issue.
PFT Commenter
A tiny issue.
Big Cat
But if I play the Panthers in the playoffs, it'd be awesome.
PFT Commenter
That could all change if we get to. If we beat the Eagles next week. If we beat the. What are. The Falcons are above 500. Right.
Big Cat
I gotta be. About the Rams.
PFT Commenter
Are they one game below?
Big Cat
Christ. What? Say it.
Max
Against the Falcons, I think it's Eagles and then a step down and then a big cluster.
Big Cat
You think it's a big cluster after the Eagles? Yeah, because the Bucks, the Rams, the Lions, the Packers.
Max
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
No, the Vikings and Packers are both very good.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Max
But I think the Eagles are a slight step above max.
Big Cat
I might. You. I mean, I. I might have to lose my pinky if the fucking Rams. The Rams are scary.
Max
Rams are scary.
Big Cat
The Rams are scary.
Eddie
We smoked the Rams in la.
Big Cat
Okay, you're right. You did. He smoked the Rams in la. That made me feel a lot more confident.
PFT Commenter
Yeah. My. My NFC power rankings are Eagles 1, Vikings 2, Packers 3. Lions 4, Bucks 5th.
Big Cat
I'm not going to dump the. The Lions all the way. The Lions just.
Eddie
The Lions just beat the Packers.
Big Cat
Yeah, they beat him twice.
PFT Commenter
Yeah. But now they're so banged up, they can't get a stop on defense.
Big Cat
Yeah. I'm still gonna. I'm still gonna keep the Lions at second until. Until the. We play out the strength just because they deserve that and their offense is still elite.
Eddie
Yeah. I'll still say that the Lions are the team I'm most. I'm still most scared of.
Big Cat
Yeah, for sure. Yeah. I mean, their offense is insane.
Eddie
Yeah.
Big Cat
Yeah. Yeah. I would say Lions, too. And then. And then it's like the clump of Vikings, Packers, Rams, Bucks, like all. I don't know. All those teams, they're good.
PFT Commenter
Do you have the commanders in last place and your NFC playoff?
Big Cat
I probably do. Yeah.
PFT Commenter
That's. That's fair.
Big Cat
I probably do.
Max
They could be like the Bucks. They won't play them.
PFT Commenter
But we lost to the Bucks.
Big Cat
They won't play them.
PFT Commenter
That is the last team that we beat in the playoffs was the Bucks, 2006.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Max
It's the first year of a rebuild.
PFT Commenter
I would put up.
Max
There's nothing. There's nothing to be ashamed of.
PFT Commenter
Oh, I'm not ashamed.
Big Cat
You guys could win a playoff game. I'm not saying that you can't.
PFT Commenter
I put us above the Seahawks.
Big Cat
Yeah, well, Seahawks aren't in the playoffs right now.
PFT Commenter
Right now they're not.
Big Cat
Yeah. So, yes, you are above the Seahawks. Absolutely. You're above the Seahawks, you're above the Panthers, you're above the Cowboys, you're above the Giants, you're above the Bears.
PFT Commenter
Cowboys beat us.
Big Cat
Okay, maybe not the Cowboys. You're above the Saints.
PFT Commenter
Cardinals.
Big Cat
Cardinals, Niners.
PFT Commenter
Yep. Love it.
Big Cat
A lot of these teams. A lot of these teams. Yeah. Seahawks. I do we have a update on what Gino.
Max
Like, I thought it was his ankle.
PFT Commenter
Knee maybe, man.
Big Cat
But that just changes everything if he's out because he's like. The Seahawks are. Like I said, if the playoffs started today, they wouldn't be in. It just happened just like that. Okay, let's do last couple ads and then we'll do who's Back the Week and wrap it up. It is who's Back of the Week is brought to you by our friends at Uber eats. UberEats. It's football season. UberEats is dropping undefeated deals on all your game day favorites this week. Enjoy. Buy one, get one free six piece boneless wings from Buffalo Wild Wings now on UberEats. Craving even more. We've got you covered with game day deals on pizza, burgers, tacos and more all season long. Uber Eats official on demand food delivery partner the NFL. Order now for game day terms, taxes and fees. Apply C App for details with Uber Eats. I took my kids to Buffalo Wild Wings last week or two weeks ago. Maybe I'll get some UberEats. Buffalo wild wings with that deal. Go to UberEats right now this week. Enjoy. Buy one get one free six piece boneless wings from Buffalo Wild Wings now on Uber Eats. We're also brought to you by our friends at Coors Light. From overcrowded stores and flight delays to awkward family dynamics and dinner mishaps, the holidays are far from perfect. But that doesn't mean we have to lose our chill. Forgotten ingredients don't have to ruin dinner. Takeout and Coors Light are always crowd pleasers. When the mountains turn blue, it's as cold as the Rockies. Coorsley is cold lagered, cold filtered and cold package for a smoother finish. Choose chill this holiday season and then reach for a Coors Like It Coors Light delivered straight to your door. Visit coorslite.com take or you can find it pretty much anywhere that sells beer. Celebrate responsibly. Coors Brewing Co. Golden Colorado Coors Light.com Take who's back of the Week Hank.
Max
My who's back of the week is LeBron James.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, he is back.
Big Cat
Is he back?
Max
Oh yeah.
PFT Commenter
Where was he?
Max
No one knows people. There's rumors that so he left the Lakers a few days ago. They were asking J.J. redick. He said he doesn't really know. And there was, you know, Internet rumors circulating that he was maybe getting arrested, that he was disappearing. He was never coming back. He was retiring. It was very odd, to be honest with you. And then Sunday comes around and he gets reported that he's with the team. Shoot around comes out plays tonight. Played really well, had some explosive plays, a couple of chase down blocks, a couple of dunks in traffic. I saw one tweet that said, you know, the time that he was gone is just enough time to go to Germany. Re up on some, you know, ped interesting come back. I'm not saying that's what he was doing, but it was weird. The way it was, you know, he left. And with LeBron in the media, they, you know, we'll talk about him nonstop. And it kind of got swept under the rug. So it was strange. But he's back and all is well.
Big Cat
Yeah, he just left. He's done this before. He did in Miami. I know that for a fact. Maybe the Germany thing, but it is weird.
PFT Commenter
The problem is that LeBron James has his own little media ecosystem that's right around him.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
And so they. There are people that have, like, proven loyalty to LeBron's people.
Big Cat
Right.
PFT Commenter
And so they will not put out anything that's bad about him if he's not. If he's not around.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
What do you think is going on, Hank?
Big Cat
It's weird.
Max
I have no idea. I really don't. You know, I'm not an investigative journalist. I was getting dms and random. Like, someone got my number. I don't even know who it was, texted me and be like, lebron just got arrested. Report it. And obviously it's a random number. I'm not gonna report that. And I got DMs being like, you know, he's. Who knows? It's all conspiracy shit. So it's like. I have no idea. I literally have no idea. It makes no sense. All I know is the fact that the. The way it was under reported is. Is odd.
PFT Commenter
If LeBron got arrested, I'm. Somebody would have leaked that.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
TMZ, obviously.
Max
Obviously. No, he didn't get arrested. But it. The whole thing is just odd.
Big Cat
It's weird. It's weird. And I would love to know, like, do you think J.J. reddick's having fun?
Max
Do you think he knows and has to pretend like he doesn't know? The way he responded seemed like he actually didn't know.
Big Cat
I think he doesn't know.
Max
Right.
Big Cat
I don't think LeBron tells anyone.
PFT Commenter
There also is a chance that there's, like, something going on with his family.
Big Cat
True. Sure.
PFT Commenter
So we don't know.
Big Cat
We don't know.
Max
But, like, you would think he would say, you know, I got some stuff going on. Just tell the people I have some stuff going on.
Big Cat
Yeah, right. Like, yeah, I have stuff going on. My family. Yeah, I'm gonna be here. Yeah. I feel like JJ probably is not having the best time now right now also.
Max
Who could have seen that?
Big Cat
Did you guys see the.
Max
What does.
PFT Commenter
We'll think about this.
Big Cat
The NBA. The NBA ratings are not doing well.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big Cat
No time for a change.
PFT Commenter
Maybe different color balls.
Big Cat
Maybe different color balls. Maybe. I don't know. I don't know what the answer is. I still like playoff basketball. The season is very long.
PFT Commenter
I've got an idea. What if. What if the players, like, really cared?
Big Cat
Yeah, that'd be good.
PFT Commenter
They could try that.
Big Cat
I don't know what the answer is, though. Hank, are you a little salty that the ratings are down when the Celtics are kind of. Yeah, I knew. I knew that. I knew.
PFT Commenter
You're in this era, like, who's. Who even notices? Oh, I'm.
Max
I'm as tuned in as I ever have been.
PFT Commenter
But it's tough to watch.
Max
It's tough to watch meaning, like, it's hard to find the games. Like, you have to have a bunch of, you know, they. They have all these games and all these different apps. I think it's the same with the mlb, where it's like, you can't just turn on the TV and watch a game. You have to. You know, sometimes you have to log into this after. Watch it or log into that app.
PFT Commenter
Yeah. I was watching in the metaverse on. On Saturday.
Big Cat
That's sick.
PFT Commenter
It was awesome. Joel Embiid, I saw him fall down in the metaverse. I felt like I was there for it.
Big Cat
Oh, how are we doing on the ten win hunt? Dead.
Eddie
Everyone's hurt.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Max
What happened to Joel and be Jared?
Big Cat
Did he.
Eddie
Yep.
Big Cat
Dead.
Max
Oh, Max gone.
Big Cat
Yeah. Max, you just did it in solidarity, huh?
PFT Commenter
Yes. Sympathy foot.
Eddie
Sympathy foot. Yep. Correct.
PFT Commenter
So is Joel. Is he out for a while?
Eddie
I don't know.
Big Cat
You got a sinus fraction.
Eddie
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Tom Wilson came back and played, scored two goals. A sinus fracture, same injury.
Big Cat
Sounds very painful. Yeah. Hey, I love the Hank. Hank is salty about this. This is great.
PFT Commenter
Well, Hank also.
Big Cat
This is great.
PFT Commenter
He told me that he thought when he first read the report that Joel Embiid was out indefinitely because he had a sinus infection.
Big Cat
Oh.
PFT Commenter
Which would have been. That would have been very funny.
Big Cat
That would have been very funny.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big Cat
If he just needed the, like, little netty pot or whatever the fuck it is.
PFT Commenter
He's just gonna blow his nose.
Big Cat
Yeah. Okay, good. Who's back? I don't know where LeBron has been.
PFT Commenter
I'll tell you what. Will say the NBA. Cooper flag.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Cooper flag.
Big Cat
Cooper flag. It is, like, there. I feel like they're at a little bit of a crossroads because they got, like. The stars of the league are old.
PFT Commenter
Yeah. The league has been LeBron James.
Big Cat
Right.
PFT Commenter
For what, 21 years?
Big Cat
Right. And you got to like LeBron. I mean, I don't know. Let me look at the standings. But LeBron, like the Lakers are the 10th seed. If you think about like the biggest stars, the Steph and the warriors are what, the ac. So yeah, it's. I mean, KD is the six seed. It's. It's hard when the biggest stars. You need a new, new age.
Max
It's analytics. I blame analytics.
Big Cat
That too. Three points. Dunk should be three. That'd be sick.
PFT Commenter
That would be nice.
Big Cat
Dunk should be three. That would be awesome.
PFT Commenter
What if they. In the NBA cup, they just got rid of the three pointer.
Big Cat
Yeah, but imagine if they made dunks. Threes. Everyone was just trying to yam on each other constantly. Yeah, that would be sick. That would be sick. Okay, who's your. Who's back? Pft.
PFT Commenter
My who's back of the week is America. Because the Army Navy game went over. Went over.
Big Cat
Yes.
PFT Commenter
A lot of points. Throwing the ball a little bit. That was a fun game to watch.
Big Cat
It was very fun.
PFT Commenter
It was a good time. And also I like it when rivalry games happen like this. When one team is. Obviously when it's Army. Navy, it's up in the air no matter what. But it's kind of like Michigan, Ohio State.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Where it was like, okay, Army's having their top year this year. And then Navy goes in and just smashes.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Max
It was also been great if army had made the playoff.
Big Cat
Oh, my God. I mean, the people who are saying that army should have made the playoffs, that's. That's a tough take.
PFT Commenter
But that would be a very funny thing to wake up to on Sunday morning.
Big Cat
Yeah. Because Navy was just the better team for the entire game.
PFT Commenter
But it was awesome. It was a fun game to watch and I like the fact that it's. It's its own thing.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
There's no other games on. I'm glad that, like, if the NFL was in charge of college football, they would schedule like a new weird round of the playoffs for that same day as Army. Yeah.
Big Cat
All right. My who's back is Chicago Cubs. Because we got Kyle Tucker big.
PFT Commenter
All right.
Big Cat
For one year we're not going to pay him huge, but one year is going to be sick.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big Cat
I just want to watch someone who actually can threaten to hit home runs on a consistent basis and he can do that, so. And also the Yankees wanted them, but the Astros wouldn't trade it to him.
PFT Commenter
Are the Yankees back too?
Big Cat
Yeah. Who'd they get?
PFT Commenter
They got.
Big Cat
I think they're gonna get.
PFT Commenter
They got a closer, right?
Big Cat
Yeah, I think Devin.
Eddie
They got. They traded for Devin Williams. They also Signed Max Freed.
Big Cat
Yeah. They're gonna try to get Cody Bellinger, I think, which, if they want to trade Louise Gill for him, I'd do that.
Eddie
But the Phillies also tried to trade for Kyle Tucker.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Eddie
The Astro said no.
Big Cat
He's awesome at baseball. That actually makes me feel bad because that's. I feel like the Astros are like, well, the Cubs won't be a problem. Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Why did they say no to the Phillies?
Big Cat
Because they said no to the Yankees. They said no to the Phillies.
PFT Commenter
Cubs.
Big Cat
Sure. Yeah, sure. They won't pay him in a year.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big Cat
But one year of maybe being. Maybe winning more than, like, 83 games, that's kind of fun. I'm excited about it. I. I wanted something. I wanted them to show a little life of, like, hey, we can actually do something again. They probably won't resign him, and that will make me even more mad, but at least it's going to be fun.
PFT Commenter
You want to be in a playoff chase?
Big Cat
Yeah. Yeah. I want a guy who the opposing pitcher fears.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big Cat
Kyle Tucker.
PFT Commenter
It's nice. It's good to have, like, at least one of your teams be in the mix for something.
Big Cat
I don't have any.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big Cat
At all. Even close.
PFT Commenter
The Cubs. I feel like the Cubs could be in the mix.
Big Cat
Probably not, though. Probably not. Probably not. All right. Anything else? Good show, boys. Anything else? Max, do we have a job for you. I feel really bad. Oh, Max, are you gonna cut out the lottery ball today?
PFT Commenter
Oh, yeah.
Big Cat
Sorry to everyone.
PFT Commenter
Cut out the lottery ballet.
Big Cat
Yeah. Ho, ho.
Memes
Did I get it?
Big Cat
You did not get it.
Eddie
That was Memes. Memes was sabotaging lottery ball.
Big Cat
Max. Max. Max called me. I, like. Obviously, I understand people like it. It's part of the show. But it was on the YouTube and the rumble, so you could have watched it. Like, it was documented. Just got cut out of the podcast. But I did appreciate Max's remorse. When he called me on Friday morning, it's. It sounded like he was gonna cry. He's just like, I don't know what happened.
Eddie
I don't, like, up.
Big Cat
I don't know what to do. I don't know what to.
Eddie
I got karma. I got. I got punished for. For my actions on Friday.
Big Cat
That doesn't feel like a fair punishment.
Eddie
I lost a foot.
Big Cat
Losing a foot off of. Off of screwing up the lottery ball. All right, well, this is going to be in there, right?
Eddie
This will be in.
Big Cat
All right. Numbers, memes. Have you gotten this before?
Memes
I did not win this.
Big Cat
No, you never got it. 11:17.
PFT Commenter
I'm going to go 8, 3, 63, 94.
Big Cat
Pug, Shane, Jack, 44, 21, 51, 51. Not even close.
PFT Commenter
Waves love you guys.
Big Cat
Sa.
Podcast Summary: Pardon My Take – NFL Week 15 Recap
Episode Title: NFL Week 15, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bills Statement Win, Eagles Dominate The Steelers, The Broncos Incredible Turnaround And More
Release Date: December 16, 2024
Host/Authors: Big Cat & PFT Commenter, Barstool Sports
In this high-energy episode of "Pardon My Take," hosts Big Cat and PFT Commenter delve deep into the thrills and spills of NFL Week 15. Skipping over the usual advertisement breaks, the dynamic duo focuses on pivotal games, standout performances, and the evolving playoff landscape, providing listeners with a comprehensive and entertaining analysis of the current NFL season.
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As Week 15 wraps up, Big Cat and PFT Commenter reflect on the shifting playoff probabilities, the importance of key player performances, and the strategic decisions that could make or break teams' postseason aspirations. The episode underscores the unpredictability of the NFL, where injuries and coaching decisions play critical roles in determining the ultimate contenders.
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"Pardon My Take" delivers a robust analysis of NFL Week 15, blending insightful commentary with humorous banter. Whether you're a die-hard fan or a casual observer, this episode offers a thorough overview of the week's pivotal games and player performances, ensuring you're well-informed for the playoff push ahead.
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