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Big Cat
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PFT Commenter
We had some coach not Firings.
Big Cat
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PFT Commenter
May us be the last to wish you a happy 2024 NFL league year.
Big Cat
We start in Pittsburgh where Mike Tomlin thought he had a job for life after Pat Friarmuth Bader Ginsburg scored a second half touchdown to bring the Steelers back. Jamar Chase Ventura and All Righty Higgins Jim carried the offense on a cold night in the Steel City in an episode of RuPaul's Drag Race, Queen had a sack but it wasn't enough as Russ Wilson thought he had unlimited timeouts in the end only to go out as sad as possible. Bengals 19, Steelers 17 what what?
PFT Commenter
We go down to Tampa where Mike Evans gate escaped blanket coverage and caught a comet from Baker to hit his 11th straight season with a thousand yards. Take a big a big bite out of Jerry Ricen's legacy. Clyde the Fresh Prince of El Air.
Big Cat
Slapped a rock a few times with.
PFT Commenter
32 yards on eight carries while Princess Diana Spencer Rattler failed many drives with tunnel vision as he was chased around all day by his coach Darren Paparizzi as the Saints fall in their finale. The Bucks 27. The Saints don't go marching 19 up.
Big Cat
To the frozen tundra. It was a tough day for guys who are known for Jordan love as Matt LaFleur had to put in his backup Malik Willis and Skip Bayless was named in a lawsuit. 1.5 mil, teach. Huh?
PFT Commenter
I can't believe you get you got.
Big Cat
Turned down for 1.5 mil.
PFT Commenter
How how gross is your dick?
Big Cat
Oh, speaking of the backup, Malik Phillis had a fat ugly day at the office. Keenan Allen Wrench said Watch this six point play psych as he threw a horrendous interception. But the Bears fought hard as Cairo made everyone's sphincter tighten up as he lined up for the game winning Egypt Shot Bears 24, Packers 22 who's your daddy?
PFT Commenter
We go down to Dallas where Marcus the Virgin Mary Otta went untouched for a big run to put the Commanders in scoring possession, making Dan Quinn look like a wise man for arresting Jesus Christ. Trey Lance Bass said, it's gonna be me to win this game. But at the end it was a Cowboys saying bye bye bye to Mike McCarthy, Zach Burks earning every dollar this year, scoring his seventh touchdown on the season and the Commanders are ready for the playoffs. The playoffs playoffs commanders 23, Cowboys 19.
Big Cat
We head to Philadelphia where Max was on the scene.
Max
We head to Philadelphia where Sirianni was saying tanner Miki do you love me? Are we thriving now? We told the league you are arriving and they want ya but I need ya. You're a QB2 QB2 Jahan G Spotson was absolutely fucking the Giants D all game as he went on to have his best game of the season. One of the lone bright spots for the Giants had to have been Tyrone Tracy Chapman who was saying that I could be a fast star but I need a ticket to get me out of here. Poor guy.
Big Cat
Eagles 20, Giants 13 thanks for axe we head to Foxborough where Hank is with us.
Hank
We head to Foxborough where Hank is with us. Mitchell Trubisky was looking sexy in the red zone after a touchdown pass to Keon. I'm a Coleman.
Big Cat
Bazooka.
Hank
Joe Chi Minh was the bringer of light rushing for a score and throwing another to Kean Derulo Boot Bou in the thirder in the third quarter, James Too Many Cooks scored a TD and Tyler Bassman baseman intentionally miss three Joey Sly for a white guy field goals gave the path to lead in the first in the fourth overall pick bats win 23:16 I'm hacking. I got a cold Boom.
Big Cat
You got a cold teegel. All right we go to Meadowlands where memes huge win. Jeff Olbrook's the Guy huge win in MetLife.
Memes
Rogers was feeling horny as he hooked up with Tyler Balklin for his 500 500th touchdown pass of his career. Ash Ketchumal Davis had two picks to help set up Alan Lacharazard as he burned the Dolphins defense with a fiery 13 yard touchdown catch. Tyreek Hank Hill said, damn it Bobby, I'll tell you what, I'm out of here as he had two receptions for 20 yards. Devonte Adam Sandler clicked with Aaron Rodgers for one last touchdown, but fast forwarded a little too much as time ran out on the jets disaster of a season.
Big Cat
Jets 32, Miami 20 thanks memes in Atlanta, where cornerback Michael Jackson took a look at the young penix matchup and said, I gotta get a pick. Panthers 44, Falcons 38 Some spread in.
PFT Commenter
Mile High where car Son of Sam Wentz looked like he was getting play calls from his dog as both thugs and Harmony Nicks pulled out his thuggish, ruggish bone in the Chief's face as the Bengals prayed and they pray and then they pray and they pray every day, every day, every day. But we'll see them at the crossroads after being bounced from the playoffs. Marvin Jesfer Mims saved Broncos from a dye job as he played great playing the end zone twice on the way to a dominating win.
Big Cat
The Broncos 38, the Chiefs 0 points gooseg 0 points standing on the corner Jameis Winston Cuyahoga.
PFT Commenter
Such a fine sight to see.
Big Cat
It's DTR up against Lamar.
PFT Commenter
No more Browns football.
Big Cat
Mercily that's a rappy It's Bailey Zappy. This Cleveland team has been really crappy. The Ravens win the AFC North 3510 and that was the fastest two minutes for week 18, brought to you by our friends at Chevy. It's that time of season. Teams are in the playoff hunt, and every game counts. It's actually playoff season. Our awls know when it counts. You can count on Chevy Silverado, a dependable partner with strength, capability and true grit. Whether you're looking for a spacious, spacious interior to comfortably get to the game, the functionality, the multiflex tailgate to get the most out of tailgating, or the technology to make driving, towing and parking all easier, Chevy Silverado has got your back. Did you know that Chevy is America's most awarded brand for new vehicle quality over the last three years? According to J.D. power, now is the perfect time to get into a Silverado or Silverado hd, our favorite truck and the official truck of pardon my take. Go to chevy.com, check out all the great offers and even build your own silverado. And visit jdpower.comawards for more award details. Okay, week 18 in the books, boys, and we're gonna do a little different this week. We're gonna break it up in conferences to break down the playoff picture and the games we watched. On Sunday, we're gonna start with the afc. We are set with our AFC playoff schedule. By the way, if at any point during this show, because we're we're taping it in part so we can watch the entirety of Sunday Night Football. If they release a schedule, please do breaking news because I know that I would. I Would say the majority of America, the minute the playoffs are set, spends the next like hour just googling and typing into. What's the app called?
PFT Commenter
X.com the everything app. It's all happening on X.
Big Cat
They just type in playoff schedule over and over and over again until someone. And wasn't there a guy we found last year that, that like his hobby is to predict it.
PFT Commenter
He predicts like every schedule.
Big Cat
Yeah, yeah.
PFT Commenter
On X you are the media and our darling Jake Marsh has released his prediction. So we can just say Jake's predictions right now?
Big Cat
We can. And then we could, we could, we could judge them after.
PFT Commenter
Let's judge them afterwards.
Big Cat
Okay.
PFT Commenter
All right.
Big Cat
So this is before Sunday Night Football. Yes.
PFT Commenter
We don't know. We don't know yet. He's got 4:30 on prime on Saturday. The prime game, the Chargers at the Texans.
Big Cat
That is like, that's basically like getting. Yeah, yeah, you, you, you get a freebie now.
PFT Commenter
But he took a shot on this by saying that that's going to be on prime.
Big Cat
Okay.
Hank
But yeah, no, I think, I think that stuff's, I think it might be.
Big Cat
I think that's the shit that Jake knows that we don't know. Yeah, yeah. You think for sure he would not.
Hank
Take a gamble on a network.
PFT Commenter
Is it going to be Al Michaels? So we're subjecting Al Michaels to the Houston Texans game?
Big Cat
Probably. I took a, I took a guess this morning when I was doing my fantasy corner and all the replies were like, dude, technically this game has to be this because the broadcast is like, all right, I, I'm out.
PFT Commenter
Fair enough. I want to just say like, I want to be able to predict the times and then the matchups.
Hank
Yeah, definitely looked all this is definitely.
PFT Commenter
He did his homework.
Big Cat
He does his homework.
PFT Commenter
Travel schedules is reminding the teacher to assign homework to everybody else.
Big Cat
Well, let me throw out a question here. Did Jake do all the travel schedules? Because doesn't. Is Kirk Herbstreak calling? Oh, I guess that's in Texas. He did it again. Yeah, he's calling Friday night, Ohio State te Texas in Dallas. He's just going to go right over to Houston for Saturday.
PFT Commenter
You think Jake doesn't know Kirk Herb Street's travel schedule? He's probably, he's probably got dog friendly flights that can take him from city to city.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Okay. 8pm Saturday. Commanders at Bucks.
Big Cat
Okay. Do you want that?
Hank
I don't think that's, I don't think.
Big Cat
I think he's wrong as well there.
PFT Commenter
I don't care. Anyone, anytime, anywhere.
Big Cat
All right. I love that for you?
PFT Commenter
Yeah. Sunday 1pm Broncos at the Bills.
Big Cat
I, I think that's the, the second layup on the schedule. I think those, the. And that game are almost guaranteed. Yeah.
PFT Commenter
So I mean especially the Tex. If you're a Houston Texans fan for the last like 10 years, you can just pencil in what you're going to be doing at 3:30 in the afternoon on that Saturday in, in January.
Big Cat
I might. By the way, I think I saw the line open at seven and a half. If it, if it's seven or even six and a half, I might. Game of the year. The Bills.
PFT Commenter
I, I don't.
Big Cat
I think the Bills are going to demolish the Broncos. You don't think so? Hank?
PFT Commenter
Hungry dog.
Big Cat
I think the Bills are going to. Fucking Broncos have been showing some fight. All right, we'll talk. Yeah, we'll talk about it. They're actually the first game we're going to talk to.
PFT Commenter
4:30, the afternoon game. Packers at the Eagles.
Big Cat
Packers at the Eagles. Okay. Okay.
PFT Commenter
8:00Pm Steelers, Ravens.
Big Cat
Yep. That would be awesome.
PFT Commenter
That sounds about right.
Big Cat
That'd be awesome.
PFT Commenter
Hopefully the Ravens just wear their clean black uniforms for that game.
Big Cat
Yep.
PFT Commenter
That's what America wants.
Big Cat
Yep.
PFT Commenter
And then we've got Monday, the loser of the Vikings Lions game at the Rams. Monday Night Football.
Big Cat
Okay. So that, I mean those are his predictions. We'll get the final by the end of the show. But let's get into it. So we're going to start with the AFC, the entire AFC picture and all the games from the AFC. Today we have to set the stage. Chiefs the 1 seed. Bills the 2 seed. Ravens the 3 seed. Texans 4. Chargers 5. Raven 6 or sorry, Steelers 6, Broncos 7. And we'll start with the game. That kind of it. It took all the intrigue out of Sunday. Broncos 38. Chief 0. I went in this game being like, hey, maybe Carson Wentz will show us something. And keep this. I didn't think, I never thought the Chiefs were going to win. I thought the chiefs might cover 11 and a half. He. That was stupid of me. He's bad.
PFT Commenter
Carson Wentz made me believe that this might be Patrick Mahomes best season ever. Yeah, that's how, that's how bad the Chief look today.
Big Cat
Yes.
PFT Commenter
Carson Wentz took the job a little too seriously. You could see when he was rolling up to the game and he was dressed like he was the magician opening an act for Mumford and Son.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
That this was going to be an all time shitty game from Carson Wentz.
Big Cat
What was he wearing?
PFT Commenter
He had the Suspenders. He had the like, weird, like, 1920s style cap on. He had the best way to put it. When I saw him, I thought to myself, this looks like your most arrested friend. What he would wear to his wedding to make people think that he had class for four hours.
Big Cat
Right, right. Like, I really class this up.
PFT Commenter
Like, check this out. I've got leather suspenders on.
Big Cat
Oh, yeah. I'm looking at him right now. Yeah, he. Yeah. And he rented a Land Land Rover to drive around for four hours to be like, damn, I really did English. He basically is like, I'm gonna look like an English countryside man.
PFT Commenter
Carson Wentz ruined America Sunday again.
Big Cat
Yeah, he. He, he. He was trying a little too hard. Oh, this is the Max memes is so good. How many pictures do you think? Actually it was FSU Brando that did it. Shout out FSU Brando. But yeah, Carson Wentz, he. Who's the Sherlock Holmes? He was basically like, if I could be the backup for Sherlock Holmes the musical.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, the understudy.
Big Cat
Yeah, the understudy. I'll. I'll do that and I'll show up like that. Not exactly exuding confidence. Carson Wentz made this game just. It. It was never. I mean, it was more. Bo Nix was phenomenal, and the Broncos came out and they didn't fuck around. And I think that they should wear those uniforms all the time.
PFT Commenter
Oh, for sure.
Big Cat
Because those are the not fuck around uniforms. But yeah. Carson Wentz.
PFT Commenter
It was Carson to Carson. Carson Wentz to Carson Steele.
Big Cat
Yeah. And Carson. Carson to Carson. Their stat line. Carson Wentz was 10 for 17 for 98 yards. Carson Steele was eight rushes for 25 yards.
PFT Commenter
Okay. Your Carson power rankings. I got Carson Steele 1, Johnny Carson 2, and then Carson Wentz 3. For how they perform.
Big Cat
Okay. Yeah, I was gonna say Carson daily. I have Carson Daly 1, Carson Steele 2. Carson Wentz. No, Johnny Carson.
PFT Commenter
Johnny Carson had a better day.
Max
Carson Palmer.
Big Cat
Carson Palmer 4, Carson City 5. What other Carsons we got?
PFT Commenter
Ben Carson.
Big Cat
Ben Carson 6.
PFT Commenter
Tomorrow, Monday. Oh, January 6th. That's a. That's a top day for.
Big Cat
Yeah, Carson Beck. Yeah. Seven. He just. He just went. He just declared for the draft.
PFT Commenter
Yep.
Big Cat
That doesn't mean he's going to get drafted, but he's. He declared for the draft. Yeah.
PFT Commenter
This was a big weekend for Carson.
Big Cat
So that I'm.
PFT Commenter
Except for wins, I'm at.
Big Cat
I'm at 7. I'm trying to think there. Any others? I guess I'll just. Then go seven. Carson Wentz.
Max
Carson Kelly hit 240 this year. With nine home runs.
Big Cat
Okay. Okay. That's pretty good.
Max
Yeah, it's pretty good.
Big Cat
Okay, so. So put him seven, and then eight would be Carson Beck. There's pro. You know what? Put 8. Carson. Just parentheses tick tockers, you know. There is one.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big Cat
I don't fucking know. Whoever. Like, could be last name or whatever. I don't fucking know. But there's definitely a famous tick tocker named Carson.
PFT Commenter
Carson Wentz needs to be. He's relegated to the Carson championship division.
Big Cat
Yeah. So Carson. Carson Wentz will be number nine. Carson for me.
PFT Commenter
Yep.
Big Cat
That feels right. As for the Broncos, congratulations, the Broncos for making the playoffs. It's actually an awesome story. So they. This is the first time they've been in the playoffs in eight years. They were. This is a franchise that, what, 18 months ago, two, you know, two years less than two years ago, was like, where are we going? Because it was Russell Wilson on a terrible contract, Nathaniel Hackett for 13 games or whatever. It was getting fired. They had no way out. And then they get Sean Payton, and it wasn't great last year, but Sean Payton, I owe you an apology. You're a hell of a coach. Bo Nix. I owe you an apology. You had a phenomenal rookie season, and the Denver Broncos are back in the playoffs. And you, like, if you're a Broncos fan, this has to feel awesome because this is. There are certain teams in these playoffs and we'll get to it and we'll talk about it all week. Like Lamar Jackson and the Ravens have the most pressure of any team ever. Bills and Josh Allen as well. The Broncos are on gravy train. And I know that doesn't mean that they're not going to try to win, you know, playoff games and get to the super bowl, but if you're a Broncos fan, getting to the playoffs in the first year of Bo Nicks and having your franchise turn around, get out from under Russell Wilson, turn around this fast, have the future look this bright, have your defense be phenomenal. Like, whatever happens in the playoffs next year in the off season is going to be a great time. Just getting pumped for Broncos football. Yeah.
PFT Commenter
This season is a clear win for the Denver.
Big Cat
Clear win.
PFT Commenter
Clear win. You've already won.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Congratulations.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
But it's going to be tough going to Buffalo. I don't envy them for that, but it doesn't matter. Like, you are playing with zero pressure in this game. Yeah. So, yeah, they shut out the Chiefs.
Big Cat
Shut them out.
PFT Commenter
Carson Wentz off TV forever.
Big Cat
Didn't even make it. Like, we went into Today and we knew all the playoff iterations and obviously we'll get to the Bengals Saturday night game like they were still alive. And the jets and Dolphins had implications. I just wanted this game to be like a little bit of drama. But the Broncos were just too good. And it's all credit to Broncos because there is, there is a world where the pressure of that game, a winning get in for the Broncos. They have like weird shit happen and you just knew it was their day on. I think it was the second or third touchdown passer by Bonix where it hit six different hands from the Chiefs.
PFT Commenter
They got the Chiefs magic.
Big Cat
Yeah, they got the Chiefs.
PFT Commenter
That's some shit that would happen to the Kansas City Chiefs if Patrick Mahomes through that pass.
Big Cat
But this also is set up. The Chiefs, you know they're, they're set up for the playoffs. I know they're going to have whatever 25 days off or whatever it might be. If they play on a Saturday or Sunday, 24 days off, they'll win their first game in the, in the divisional round. Do you guys all agree? It will be either the Texans, Chargers, Ravens. Broncos. If I had to say the only team that I would say that. Chargers. The Chargers. Just because it's division and third time because the Broncos, the Raven.
PFT Commenter
It's tough to beat a team three times.
Big Cat
The Ravens, they wouldn't play the Ravens till the AFC championship. The Broncos obviously in division third time. But this game wasn't the Brock. The Chiefs didn't have their starters play.
PFT Commenter
The game was over before they even touched down in Denver. Right. Because Kansas City was delayed so much.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
They didn't take off TILL like what, 7:00pm last night to get there.
Big Cat
Well, the game was over when Carson Wentz, his wife put out the, you know, whatever the that was.
PFT Commenter
The game was over when he set foot inside men's warehouse.
Big Cat
Yeah, yeah. And he was like, you know what? Give me, give me all the accoutrements. I want a vest. I want, I want a hat. Chargers could. Oh, oh, you're gonna do that now, Harbaugh. Okay, Hank. It is doing trolling.
PFT Commenter
Tough to beat a team three times.
Big Cat
Trolling, Trolling.
Hank
No, I, I said when they, they won that Thursday night game and I said they look good.
Big Cat
Yeah, they did make a move. But yeah, credit to Sean Payton and Broncos fans. You should be over the moon because this like the future is just so bright and it just has to feel so good knowing that you turned it all around that quickly. And eight years I've said it a million Times before, but, like, the Broncos were one of those franchises that was the gold standard and just, they never really had bad years. And I think they're one of the only teams that hasn't picked number one overall. They, you know, won Super Bowls with John Elway, 11 with Peyton Manning. Were always, like, in the mix. So these eight years have been very tough for the Broncos. And now it feels like you're starting a new. Opening up a new window of, hey, we're going to be back to what we were. We're going to be in the playoff picture year in and year out.
PFT Commenter
You got new ownership, turned everything around.
Big Cat
Yeah. The Wal.
PFT Commenter
The Walmart money.
Big Cat
Yeah, that Walmart money. Yeah.
PFT Commenter
I am happy for Broncos fans. This has been big for them. And Bonick, thank God Sean Payton looked inside his backpack.
Big Cat
Yes.
PFT Commenter
And was like, what's in. What's in the bag?
Big Cat
Yeah, yeah. No, I, I mean, Denver is a football town. They love their Broncos. And if they wear those uniforms every day, like every game, I. Every time I see them in the uniforms, like, man, I kind of love.
PFT Commenter
The Broncos, but those uniforms are so good that all it does is make me mad. They don't wear them every week.
Big Cat
Exactly.
PFT Commenter
That's how good they are.
Big Cat
And it's just something.
PFT Commenter
You got to wear those. Yeah, those are playoff uniforms.
Big Cat
I don't know, though. On the road, you don't get to decide. The Bills will probably wear blue, right?
PFT Commenter
I would assume the Bills will wear blue.
Big Cat
Yeah. So they'll have to wear white. The Broncos will.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big Cat
So that sucks. Maybe. Maybe just do the uniforms. I mean, the helmets go with the helmets.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, you can go.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Blue helmets, all white jerseys.
Big Cat
Yeah. Okay, next game. Bengals 19, Steelers 17. So this obviously happened Saturday night. The Broncos game made this irrelevant. But for 24 more hours, the Bengals were alive. They are not alive anymore. They did not make it to the playoffs. They ended the season with a win. Kind of hot, but that's got to be one of the most frustrating seasons for a fan base I can remember in a long time. And not like frustrating, you know, the jets or the Bears or the Giants, like you had Joe Burrow in an all time season Jamar Chase, who got the triple crown and you just, you didn't get a shot at the playoffs. And that's. It's like a what if in your head. I don't think they would have done a lot of damage because that defense, even though the defense has been playing better, that what if would drive me insane.
PFT Commenter
No, we can say right now Chiefs really dodged a bullet by getting Bengals bounced. Yeah, the Bengals, there just weren't a very good team. They just weren't there. You have to be able to play defense and stop somebody occasionally. How weird does that Week one game look now? Yeah, Week one Bengals lose to the Patriots. That cost the Patriots the number one pick overall in the draft. And it also kept the Bengals out of the playoffs.
Big Cat
Kept the Bengals out of the playoffs. And the weird part about the Bengals season, on Saturday night against the Steelers, it was their defense that saved them because, you know, that first drive was on easy mode for Joe Burrow. And then they didn't score, they didn't get a touchdown again. And Trey Hendrickson was an absolute monster. They came up with stop after stop. He had three and a half sacks. He gets the record. He gets the season record. So He's. He, he. 17 and a half sacks on the season leads the league. I still, every time I watch him, especially in the cold without gloves on, I get very intimidated. And yeah, I, I don't know what like to have your defense finally play that type of game. It's like, God damn it. Everything just. Nothing worked at the right time for the Bengals. They just ran out of time on everything.
PFT Commenter
When was the last time a team finished with the. The best passer, most yards, the top receiver and the top sack person and missed the playoffs?
Big Cat
I mean, I'm just going to assume the chargers, probably chargers 2011. Yeah. Or eight or whatever. Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Whatever that year was.
Big Cat
Yeah. But is it. It's got, it's. It's extra. Like if you're the Bengals, it already was frustrating knowing you needed a lot of help this weekend, but then to have a game like Saturday night where your defense finally like bowed up and made stop after stop and your defense has looked a little bit better down the stretch. Nope, not going to happen.
PFT Commenter
Not going to happen. Pickens put up. I think one catch for zero yards.
Big Cat
In this game was so bad.
PFT Commenter
Look, checked out.
Big Cat
Not on the same page.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, not on the same page. Turns out who gets the blame for that deep pass that. I think Russ missed him on that one. Russ didn't play well either.
Big Cat
I think Russ missed him. It was very funny because I was watching. I went to Derrick Rose night and then I came home and I got the last like three minutes of the Bengals Steelers game. And I was watching in bed and my wife was like, who are you talking about? Who's not on the same page as Russ? And as she said it, it was that pass that would have won Them the game. Yep. And I was like, it was that guy and he laid there and he was so frustrated and he dropped. He had. Yeah, he had one catch for zero yards. Six targets.
PFT Commenter
Yep. I think three drops.
Big Cat
I don't know what the Steelers, the Steelers just do the same season every year. And I, it's obviously the reason for it is that since Roethlisberger they've been in just complete quarterback purgatory or they've been taking shots at guys, you know, year after year. But they like they've lost four in a row. Three out of four of them were to legit playoff teams. The fourth being the Bengals. They look like completely lost on offense. They did kind of fix it on defense finally. But I don't. This is what happens every single year. That third and one and fourth and one at the end of the first half when they couldn't get a yard.
PFT Commenter
Yep.
Big Cat
Like they're just not a threat.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, they're not a threat. And by, by always being right around 500 but a little bit better than 500. They do miss on the opportunity to get quarterbacks. So they're probably going to do another bridge quarterback. Yeah, Rogers or yeah, maybe Rogers, Kirk Cousins, I don't know. I don't know who you're going to bring in, but they're not going to be in a position to draft one, at least one that's any good. And so it's like that you're going to see the, the exact same Steelers season repeat itself over and over again in the future.
Big Cat
Yeah, I, I, I saw a meme. It was like two, two hallways. Like Steelers start well, Steelers start poorly. And then both of the hallways led to 10 and six bounce in the first round of the playoffs. Yeah. And that's just what it is every year.
PFT Commenter
But the thing is they could beat the Ravens. The Ravens are obviously a right now and on paper it seems like the Ravens should dog walk them.
Big Cat
But could because of the Tomlin.
PFT Commenter
It's the Tomlin Steelers, Ravens thing.
Big Cat
Yeah, it is. And they were. If Russ doesn't fumble in that game a couple weeks ago, like going in they were they would be up 14 7. They already beat the Ravens once this year. I don't think they're going to beat the Ravens. Cause I just don't know where the offense is going to come from. But maybe it's one of those weird. Lamar throws a couple picks and you get a, a lucky fumble.
PFT Commenter
I, I saw a highlight reel of Lamar Jackson's interceptions this year. I think he's Thrown what?
Big Cat
Four.
PFT Commenter
Four of them.
Big Cat
Four.
PFT Commenter
And I think three of the four were, like, tipped balls.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
That weren't really his fault. Like, either deflected off his, his teammate's hand or something like that. Lamar's just not turning the ball over this year.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
But I, in a weird way, although you'd like to see, if you're the Steelers, you would much rather go play against the Chargers or something like that. I guess it wouldn't be the Chargers.
Big Cat
Texas.
PFT Commenter
The Texans. You would much rather play against the Texans. But I feel like they have a decent chance against the Ravens.
Big Cat
If you're, if you're a Ravens fan, the Steelers are not the team you wanted to see. No. And I, I, I'm not saying that, that the Steelers are anywhere near as good as the Ravens. The Ravens are far, far better than the Steelers. It's just the familiarity and how these teams always play has to scare you because it's just a, the, you know, single elimination, a fluke bounce. And the Steelers are the best of fluke bounce. But I just, I, I feel bad for Steelers fans. Not in a way that, like, not when Billy said he felt bad for us. I feel bad in the fact that you can't complain if you're a Steelers fan because you go to the playoffs routinely and Mike Tomlin never goes under.500. But you can complain because it's so frustrating living in this purgatory. And I understand, like, as much as I love Mike Tomlin, when Steelers fans are like, I'm sick of this. Get me off this ride. I'm starting to realize, like, yeah, they're actually right to be able to complain here.
PFT Commenter
You're good adjacent. Yeah, you're, you're good. And you're good enough to know how you lack that one thing that will put you into being a very good team.
Big Cat
Yeah, they're good ish.
PFT Commenter
You're good ish. And you're always going to be good ish. You're going to play teams hard, but you're probably not going to do anything in the playoffs.
Big Cat
You're going to win a couple games you didn't expect to win during the course of the season. You're going to lose a couple games you didn't expect to lose, and then you're going to end up with a six or seven seed and then lose in the playoffs.
PFT Commenter
There's only one way to break this. If you're the Steelers and you're getting your bridge quarterback and you want a guy that's going to take chances and if it goes well, it's going to be electric. But completely reset the identity of what your offense has been, and that's James Winston. You get Jameson there. Worst case scenario, you finish with a bad enough record where maybe you could draft a better quarterback.
Big Cat
I like that.
PFT Commenter
Although I like that idea. If things go right, it's completely different. It is like, is the antidote to everything that you've been in the last four seasons.
Big Cat
I like that a lot.
PFT Commenter
Jameis Jameson, Pittsburgh.
Big Cat
Jameson, Pittsburgh. Get it done. Do you think the Bengals resigned, T. Higgins?
PFT Commenter
No.
Big Cat
I was leaning no, and it's probably still no. But Joe Burrow as. Like, that was as direct as you can get. Like, you don't let that guy out the door. Yeah. And Joe Burrow is your franchise quarterback. I Maybe.
PFT Commenter
I mean, you should.
Big Cat
Maybe.
PFT Commenter
I want to be very clear. I'm not saying that you shouldn't. I'm. Will they. I don't think that they will. Especially if they. If they do move from Zach Taylor, which is. I guess it's a possibility.
Big Cat
I don't think they will.
PFT Commenter
I mean, how much of that of this season can you put on the head coach, though? He would be one of the best coaches to be fired.
Big Cat
Yeah. He definitely gets blamed for this season.
PFT Commenter
So it's a pretty big failure.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Getting the talent that you have and the expectations. He's got to get some of it.
Big Cat
And listen, we love Joe Burrow, friend of the program, but this does feel. The famous window speech he gave. Remember when he's like, the window's always open when I'm here. This feels like the accursed season from that.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big Cat
Where it's like. No, because you can have. See, the window's not always open because it's the NFL and the ball bounces wrong. A couple games and you're having a career year and still out of the playoffs. Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Yeah. It's tough.
Big Cat
They should. This is why. This is why we need NFL Bulls.
PFT Commenter
He also told the burglars that his window is always open.
Big Cat
Yeah, that's true. We should have. This is why we need NFL Bulls. I'd watch. I'd watch the Bengals in the Pop Tarts Bowl. Yeah. I mean, just give it to us.
PFT Commenter
Okay. So Bengals, who. Who would you have them play in a bowl?
Big Cat
I would have. In. In a bowl, maybe the Falcons. The Falcons would be a good one. 49ers, Bengals, Cardinals. What about Bengals, Seahawks and the Pop.
PFT Commenter
Dogs would be good or a good game. Bengals, Panthers.
Big Cat
Bengals. Panthers would be fun.
PFT Commenter
Little Andy Dalton revenge.
Big Cat
Yeah. Yeah. I'D watch that bowl game. Give us one bowl game. Do it, you know, I don't know, Thursday night after the first round so that we can. We can still have Thursday Night Football and have it be for, I don't know, $10 million extra in cap space. You don't think the Bengals would do that?
PFT Commenter
I don't think they would use that cap space.
Big Cat
They would just like, we're still not resigned.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, they'd have it. Can you trade cap space? Because I think the Bengals would do that.
Big Cat
Okay, next game. Chargers 34, Raiders 20. So this was the other consequential game. So the Steelers losing, the Chargers winning. The Chargers get the five seed. They go to Houston on wild card. Super wild card weekend. This was Chargers finishing 11 and 6 on the season. Incredible turnaround. Quentin Johnson was insane in this game. I think he finished with 13 catches, 186 yards, making awesome catches. And the Chargers finish the season strong. Feel like, Hank, they could beat the Texans. They're favored against the Texans.
Hank
Like, they will beat the Texans.
Big Cat
And then they'd have to go to Arrowhead.
Hank
I would ride them.
Big Cat
What's wrong with you right now?
Hank
I'm sick.
Big Cat
You are? Yeah.
Hank
Can't you hear?
Big Cat
Yeah, I guess I didn't really notice because you were. Is that. Is that why you've been a little chippy today, because you're on medicine? Are you a little loopy?
Hank
A little loopy?
Big Cat
You have been a little. Have you noticed Hank's been a little.
PFT Commenter
Like, was very feisty?
Big Cat
Yeah.
Max
He's been sneezing more aggressively than any man has ever sneezed before today.
Big Cat
Is that true? Are you being. Are you being a. By your sneezing?
Hank
No, I'm not sneezing. I. I'm not bitching.
Big Cat
I just.
Hank
I, like, didn't want to be sneezing in front of everyone.
Big Cat
Is that a handkerchief?
Hank
Three hours.
PFT Commenter
It's a towel.
Hank
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
He's got a towel.
Big Cat
She got a cum towel.
Hank
Oh, that's st. Towel stout.
Big Cat
Yeah. I think the Chargers. Yeah. Could make some noise. I think they're officially. Might make some noise.
PFT Commenter
I mean, the way Herbert's playing. Yes. Yeah, he's playing really well.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
He's running with the ball well. I, I'm not going to put anything past Harbaugh.
Big Cat
The.
PFT Commenter
Jim Harbaugh can 100 beat the Texans.
Big Cat
Yes. What do we think about what the Raiders are going to do? Brock Powers, by the way, finished over a thousand yards. Phenomenal season, rookie record. I kind of think he might be. He might be a Bridge quarterback in.
PFT Commenter
Place, he might be good enough for the Raiders to go into next season. Be like, you know what, let's just run it back and let's have AOC and Gardner Minshew battle it out this postseason or this off season. We'll see who's going to be QB1.
Big Cat
Yeah, I. Do you think they're going to fire Antonio Pierce?
PFT Commenter
I think they might, because I think. I think Tom Brady, like your good friend Mike Florio was saying is, is going to be leaning a lot more heavily into decision making and is like 1% stake ownership would lead you to believe.
Big Cat
Yeah. Is there a chance Mike Vrabel can coach three different teams at the same time?
PFT Commenter
Yeah, Mike can do it. Yeah.
Big Cat
Yeah. He absolutely can do it. But actually, can you grab Shane? Shane is our Chargers fan. He said he might go to this game. He said he might go to this game if it's the Saturday afternoon game. And I was like, dude, it's the Saturday afternoon game. Don't worry about it.
PFT Commenter
346 yards.
Hank
That's a haul. Oh, no, it's in Texas still.
Big Cat
Yeah, but he. He's never been to a Chargers.
PFT Commenter
He's never been to Texas.
Big Cat
Never been to Texas. Never been on an airplane.
PFT Commenter
He's never seen a football game live.
Big Cat
Yeah, he's actually never touched a football.
Hank
Houston Airport. God help you.
Big Cat
God help you. All right, Shane, what's up? Chargers talk real quick for the people. Shane is a die hard Chargers fan. He's wearing his char. His. One of his finest Chargers Charger sweatshirts. I didn't realize you were sick. Changes my whole perspective on today because.
PFT Commenter
It like you have a fever.
Big Cat
I thought. I thought you were in a good mood today. I didn't realize you were just doped up on nyquil or dayquil or whatever the you're taking. We're all gonna get sick.
PFT Commenter
Emergency.
Big Cat
Shane, how are we feeling about the Chargers? I feel great. Everything that needed to happen happened. Yep. And are you gonna beat the Texans? Yeah. Are you gonna go to the game? I'll try to. What does that mean? I'll see. I mean, it's a Saturday. Football game's on. I might have to work. Yeah, yeah, it's gonna be on Saturday. I hope it's on Saturday.
PFT Commenter
4:30 3:30.
Big Cat
We're telling you right now it's Saturday. They already announced it.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, basically. No, it's the Texans.
Big Cat
It's. It's gonna be Saturday, Shane.
PFT Commenter
It'll be a good game. What are we talking about?
Big Cat
It's Shane. It's Gonna be Saturday. Okay. So are you gonna go?
PFT Commenter
I will, I'll try.
Big Cat
I. You need to go. Game time will send you. Come on. I mean that'd be awesome. Yeah. First game. So how. What's the vibe like? What do you, what are the keys to the, to the playoffs for the Chargers? Well, biggest key was just like five seed like Ravens. No chance, but I don't know. Just gotta not fall apart on offense. Okay, that's good. That's a good team.
PFT Commenter
Give up little points.
Big Cat
Give up little points? Yes. Like field goals, safety. Yes, those type of points.
PFT Commenter
Can I give you some tips?
Big Cat
No touchdowns.
PFT Commenter
You gotta, you gotta run the football and then you gotta stop the run and then we gotta pass occasionally.
Big Cat
Little points win. Appropriate. I don't think I've ever heard little points, but I like it. Little points. Okay. Thank you, Shane. Shane is one of our hard working guys on, on pmt. Also Italian. Too many Italians here.
PFT Commenter
Way too many.
Big Cat
Way too many Italians.
PFT Commenter
Is he really Italian?
Big Cat
Yes.
Hank
He's got blonde hair.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, blonde hair. I don't know.
Big Cat
He's got a vowel in his last name, doesn't he? He does a Marian.
PFT Commenter
Everybody has fell in their last name.
Max
Yeah, we need more Italians.
PFT Commenter
No, it's the last thing we need.
Big Cat
Yeah. Okay. Next up, Ravens 35, Browns 10. The Cleveland Browns got the second pick in the draft which kind of was out of nowhere. Like they were the, the going into the season. I don't think anyone thought they were going to be a great team, but no one thought they were going to be the second pick. And then DeSean showed up and he was terrible. And then Jamis showed up and were like, oh, they're definitely not going to be the second pick because he's going to win a couple games. And then they went to the saddest quarterback duo of all time in Bailey, Zappy and dtr. That bummed me out watching that game.
PFT Commenter
So they got, they scored 10 points which is actually an improvement of what we've seen from the Browns in the last three weeks. They've now scored 26 points in four games. So is that six and a half points per game?
Big Cat
Yes.
PFT Commenter
Under the DTR slash. Bailey Zappy, two headed monster.
Big Cat
Yes.
PFT Commenter
And then Ken Dorsey got fired for not being able to squeeze blood out of a stone.
Big Cat
Yep.
PFT Commenter
For not being able to activate DTR appropriately. But getting fired by the Browns as a coach, that's, that's a prestigious group that you can count yourself among. Yeah, right. Because didn't Belichick, was he fired?
Big Cat
Everyone gets fired by The Brown Saban.
PFT Commenter
Was probably fired by the Browns.
Big Cat
Yeah. When you get fired by the Browns, they probably give you like a nice Rolex.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big Cat
Like, thank you for your service. We appreciate it.
PFT Commenter
Hugh Jackson shows up first. Those meetings probably. Hey, guys. Yeah, we're all great coaches.
Big Cat
Hey, what's. What's up, guys? Oh, yeah, we're all. We're all awesome. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I won one game in two years. But if you talk to Mike Silver, he's. He'll tell you I got a raw deal.
PFT Commenter
Yeah. But, yeah, the season's over for the Browns. You're probably glad. It's probably a good thing for you guys. The Ravens just looked like they were just. They're going to continue to be nearly unstoppable. Yeah. It's like on easy mode for Lamar right now.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Although Zay Flower is getting injured. How injured is he? So an update on that.
Big Cat
I know there was an MRI scheduled. I don't know what happened with the mri, but yes, that is very, very significant.
PFT Commenter
This is a big part. Although Bateman looks pretty good, too.
Big Cat
Yeah. And Mark Andrews is like fully, fully back because I know there was. That stretch of the season was like, what's up with Mark Andrews? Is Isaiah likely the guy? No, Mark Andrews is the guy. Let's see. Can we find anything about Zay Flowers? You got. Look it up, Max. While we talk about the game, Lamar is probably going to win the mvp.
PFT Commenter
It's. I don't know. It's close.
Big Cat
It's an awesome mvp, I think. I hope it's Josh Lamar. So he's the first player in his. In NFL history to have 4,000 yards passing and 900 plus rushing yards in the same season. He's also the first player in history to have over 40 touchdowns with under 5 interceptions. 41 and 4 is what he finished with. He was insane all season. I. It is one of the coolest MVP races we've had because it's such a good MVP race that the guy who has 2,000 yards rushing is like not even talked about.
PFT Commenter
Yeah. So if you're a Ravens fan, are you more confident going to this postseason than you were last year?
Big Cat
You have to be because of Derek Henry.
PFT Commenter
But you don't have home field.
Big Cat
You don't have home field, but you have to be because of Derek Henry and what he did this year. Derek Henry, statistically probably had his best season. I know he had a 2000 yard season, but he had. He carried the ball, I think 60 or 70 more times that season. This. He turned 31 on Saturday and he had 1,921 yards and 16 touchdowns. It's insane what he did this year.
PFT Commenter
That is crazy also to think that Derek Henry's just 31.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Because in running back years he might as well be like 60.
Big Cat
But he had an incredible season. And I think the. The presence of Derek, you can't refuse to run the ball like they did last year against the Chiefs when Derrick Henry's in your backfield. That's just a fact. It's almost. You put Derrick Henry there so that you have to remind yourself all the time. Oh, yeah, who's that guy who's standing on the sideline who's a beast that no one can tackle? Oh, yeah, we should probably run him.
PFT Commenter
Yeah. That's why you get the biggest guy you can find to be your bell cow running back.
Big Cat
Right.
PFT Commenter
Because you. It's impossible to ignore Derek Henry.
Big Cat
Right. So, yeah, I, I think that. I think you feel more confident going in this year. I think you are still, though, very nervous because this is the most important playoffs in Lamar's career. I think because he's going to be coming off what most likely is going to be three. Is it three straight MVPs or two straight and then his third.
PFT Commenter
I think it's too straight.
Big Cat
And it's third overall.
PFT Commenter
Third overall.
Big Cat
Yeah. And you have everything and I know you'd have home field.
PFT Commenter
It might be his best season. And he's skinny.
Big Cat
Yeah. And you have everything and your d. The defense of the Ravens has played a lot better in the, in the, in the back half of the season. I know their secondary was a worry for a while. It's gotten a lot better. So, yeah, I think this is the. I. If you had to do the. Maybe let's do that on Wednesday. Let's do pressure rankings. Which team has the most pressure?
PFT Commenter
I like that.
Big Cat
I think, I think it would be the Ravens. I think Lamar Jackson has the most pressure.
PFT Commenter
I would agree. I think. I think if you don't win it this year in Baltimore, you're like, we're never going to get it done if.
Big Cat
You don't at least get to the Super Bowl. Super bowls can go 50, 50. You know, it's one game. If they don't get to the super. If they lose to the Bills or the Chiefs, there's gonna be a lot of questions. What are you thinking, Max?
Max
They've such a tough road.
Big Cat
I know, but that's. They have to go. But they're really good team.
Max
And on the road to Kansas City.
Big Cat
But they're a team and the. In last year they obviously had home field advantage. They blew that. They've blown home field advantage a couple times as the 1 seed. You don't think that they're number one in pressure rankings.
Max
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Would you say the Eagles have more pressure?
Max
I personally think the Eagles have more pressure.
Big Cat
I do not think the Eagles have more pressure. I think the Ravens have the most pressure because Derrick Henry's also not getting younger. And Lamar, again. Lamar is the. Is the best player in the NFL right now, playing the best football. He's going to win an mvp most likely. I hope it's Josh, but you got like, you got to do it. He hasn't been to a Super Bowl. I think it's 1 2. Lamar, Josh for most pressure in these playoffs.
Max
I would say I think Josh has more pressure.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
I was going to say I think. I think the Bills and the Ravens are just about the exact. Because it's both. They're both fighting the same battle which is to finally be able to beat the Chiefs.
Big Cat
Yeah. The only reason I would say the Bills don't have as much pressure is just because this was supposed to be a mini rebuild year. Yeah. Where you flip the roster. The Ravens have nine Pro Bowlers.
PFT Commenter
But once you're there, though.
Big Cat
No, I know.
PFT Commenter
Once you're there. I've had a good season as the Bills have had.
Big Cat
I agree.
PFT Commenter
I think. I think are definitely as nervous as they've ever been.
Big Cat
Last year they might have had more pressure because that was the end of that. That, you know, roster and they're home. I know the Bills are going to.
Max
Be home and favored.
Big Cat
We'll save it for pressure rankings on Wednesday. We'll have a debate. Well, maybe we can go to supreme debate.
PFT Commenter
I don't know if we want to go there.
Big Cat
We can think about it. Depends on how sick Hank is.
PFT Commenter
Well, I don't know. I would skip Bayless method.
Big Cat
Supreme debate.
PFT Commenter
That's why Hank got this job, actually.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Paid him a half million dollars. To me. He said no.
Big Cat
Oh, by the way, Michael Pierce, that interception was awesome.
PFT Commenter
Him.
Big Cat
But the bus ran out of gas.
PFT Commenter
Yep.
Big Cat
I really wish he had tried to give us a little bit more.
PFT Commenter
Was that.
Big Cat
I just. I. He's so big. Him running was so funny.
PFT Commenter
I think it was nailed right away. I think it was perfect though, the way that he was just like this.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
He was like, I'm already tired. I've. My plays are usually over after four and a half seconds. I can't. You can't expect me to run with this football.
Big Cat
Who do the Browns take with the number two pick?
PFT Commenter
Maybe Cam Ward.
Big Cat
I'll say it. I don't know. I don't know if I would take Shador 1 or 2. I know you're not supposed to say that here, but I'm gonna say it. I think I would take Cam Ward before.
PFT Commenter
I would take Cam Ward. I have Cam Ward ahead of Shador. I do, too, but I got Travis Hunter number one overall.
Big Cat
Yeah, I also.
PFT Commenter
Two players.
Big Cat
I also think that this is not a good QB draft, that maybe you just take a really. There's some really good players in this draft that are just not QBs.
PFT Commenter
I got Cam Scatterbo, number one overall. Number two.
Big Cat
I've got Tyler Crow.
PFT Commenter
Actually, no, I. I don't. I have Hunter is two and then I've got Cam Ward, then Shador.
Big Cat
Okay.
PFT Commenter
It's my top four.
Big Cat
Nice. So you don't have Ash and Genti.
PFT Commenter
I don't have Ash and Genti on there.
Big Cat
Okay.
PFT Commenter
No.
Big Cat
All right, let's take a break with a couple ads and then let's talk about Hank firing his coach.
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Big Cat
Okay. Oh, before we talk, Patriots, Bills, breaking moves. Breaking moves.
Hank
I got mad cow disease.
Big Cat
Breaking moves. We do have our playoff schedule. So Jake Marsh went 4 for 6.
PFT Commenter
Pretty good.
Big Cat
He's beaten himself up a little bit, but we were exactly right. Chargers and Texans are going to kick it off on Saturday at 4:30 Eastern, 3:30 Central.
PFT Commenter
So somebody, somebody posted the history of the Texans.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
In this time slot and 2011. Saturday 3:30, 2012. Saturday 3:30, 2015. Saturday 3:30, 2016. Saturday 3:30, 2018. Saturday 3:30, 2019. Saturday 3:30, 2023. Saturday 3:30, 2024. Saturday 3:30.
Hank
Have they won like two of those games too? Like I feel like they don't win.
PFT Commenter
They beat the Bengals in one of them because the Bengals used to be the king of the. Saturday 3:30 and they passed the torch.
Big Cat
They beat the Raiders in the one that Derek Carr got hurt right before. And who the fuck started that game? It was, I think an ex Michigan State. Oh, yes.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, it was. Was it a Cooper?
Big Cat
No, it was a Michigan State quarterback. Fuck.
Memes
I think Cook.
Big Cat
Yes, Connor Cook. Connor Cook. But yeah, Shane doesn't know ball to be like, oh, the schedules release. Are you sure It's Saturday at 3?
PFT Commenter
Yeah, it is.
Big Cat
It's a Texas.
PFT Commenter
It was always Saturday.
Big Cat
Texas.
PFT Commenter
You know what? Part of my take is the first report. The Houston Texans will play on wild card weekend.
Big Cat
Yes.
PFT Commenter
In 2026. Saturday 3:30.
Big Cat
Yes. So we're, we're starting off with the Chargers at the Texans. Then we're doing Steelers at Raven Saturday night, which I love. The. The Broncos at the Bills. The early game on Sunday which we all said was a guarantee. Those are the two guarantees. The early Texans, early Broncos at Bills. Then it is packers at Eagles, max afternoon spot. Are you feeling okay? You like it?
Max
Yeah, it's a good spot.
Big Cat
And then pft. You have the night game on Sunday.
PFT Commenter
I was a little surprised for the night game on Sunday.
Big Cat
I thought you were going to get the Monday night game, to be honest.
PFT Commenter
I thought Monday night was a possibility. I thought Saturday night, Sunday, it's like that's the game that they think America wants to watch the most.
Big Cat
Yeah, it's NBC, that's Jaden. Yeah. And then we have the Minnesota Vikings going to the LA Rams on Monday night for the super wild card weekend. So we're very excited, very excited. Football. And we have Thursday and Friday football too. Okay. Patriots at Bills. Patriots win. They blow their shot at the number one pick. It was very clear. We had this debate, I feel like about the Bills maybe throwing it and you're like, I don't know if they. They will. They did.
Hank
They did.
Big Cat
They did.
PFT Commenter
They started Josh Allen, Hank.
Big Cat
They did start Josh Allen for play. That's 115 straight starts. I think the moment where I was like, yeah, they're not trying to win this game was when they punted from the Patriots 35 yard line.
Hank
The missed field goal to keep it. So that if the. It was basically a two point game instead of a three point game. The miss extra points are. And then they took out Mitch.
Big Cat
Yeah, yeah, it's about Mitch. Put in Mike White. We said Mike White sighting. Joe Milton.
PFT Commenter
Joe Milton. Bazooka Joe came out today.
Big Cat
Joe Milton looked awesome.
Hank
You can't blame Bazooka Joe. You get a chance to play ball out.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
That's what you do. When he scored that rushing touchdown that he did a casual backflip in the end zone afterwards, I'm man, you, you might have two great quarterbacks.
Hank
He had a couple. Yeah, a couple like passes across his body that were thrown like 150 miles an hour.
PFT Commenter
We are still in phase one of the Joe Milton experience.
Hank
He was playing against backups, but yeah.
Big Cat
But still it's Joe Milton. He can, he can bomb it. So. And then the big story is maybe an hour and a half after the game ended, the Patriots officially fired Gerard Mayo. So he's a one and done coach. Pretty crazy because I was it in like September. Robert Kraft said on a broadcast that he basically picked Gerard Mayo to be the next head coach five years ago. Yeah. I mean, Hank, you wanted this to happen. I feel like this was a smart decision.
Hank
I do think it was a smart decision. I also think that they wouldn't have done it as quickly as they did if they didn't know that they are getting their coach that they want, which I believe is Mike Vrabel.
Big Cat
Yes.
PFT Commenter
And the fact that Mike Vrabel had just interviewed with the Jets. He was going to interview with the Bears on Wednesday. On Wednesday it felt like Robert Kraft was like, I have to make this decision now because Mike's My guy, I.
Hank
Guess he also interviewed with the jets and then shortly after changed his Twitter picture, profile picture, which he's not a very active Twitter user, to a picture of him when he was playing for the Patriots.
Big Cat
Mike Vrabel did. Yeah. He has a Twitter.
Hank
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big Cat
Really?
PFT Commenter
Oh, yeah.
Big Cat
Oh, I know.
PFT Commenter
I think there's a good chance that that's funny. Mike Vrabel went into that interview and just said, fuck you guys, I'm a Patriot.
Big Cat
Yeah. And then he actually probably went in there and got a bunch of info on how they run. So he's like, I'm going to be a division foe in a matter of hours.
PFT Commenter
He could have got their info on how they run with the latest Madden update.
Big Cat
Yeah. Or just. Or just followed Brick on Instagram.
PFT Commenter
Yeah. So the note that Robert Kraft dropped, it was. It was a lengthy breakup note that he published for the world. Did you have a chance to read it?
Hank
I did not.
Big Cat
Oh, you didn't?
PFT Commenter
You should read it. It's like Robert Kraft opened up his diary. The one part that stuck out to me was when he said, is Robert.
Hank
Kraft on ax the everything?
PFT Commenter
He is not, but the New England Patriots are. And they released that link. It was pretty. Three paragraphs.
Big Cat
I mean, come on.
PFT Commenter
Too long for you to read.
Big Cat
Dude, it's. That's length.
Hank
Like, I am not a reader. And this didn't make. This wasn't like, I'm not reading this.
Big Cat
Well, you didn't read it.
Hank
I'm sick.
Big Cat
I was.
Hank
I didn't even.
Big Cat
I didn't see it.
Max
Oh, yeah, Hank, why don't you read it and then we'll. We'll put it in like 600 speed.
Hank
After the game today.
Big Cat
I informed you.
Hank
Personally, this is one of the I've ever made. I had no Gerard for 17 years. He earned my respect and admiration as a rookie, 2008 and throughout his career for his play on the field, his leadership in the locker room, and the way he conducted himself in our community. When he joined our coaching staff, his leadership was even more evident as I saw how the players responded to him when the other team started requesting to interview him, I feared I would lose him and committed to making him our next head coach. So it basically sounds like that he was just. Yes, he hired him because he was scared.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
The fact that he included this in the statement was like, that's tough. I'm trying to escape blame for this. The only reason I hired him was because I thought somebody else would hire him. That was my mistake.
Hank
Winning our season open on the Road at Cincinnati strengthened my conviction. So they were.
Big Cat
That was it. Yeah, we're good. We beat Joe Burrow and the Bengals dynasty back on.
Hank
Since buying the team, I've always considered myself and my family as custodians of a public asset. We have. That's a big time 800 speed.
Big Cat
You got the gist of it. Yeah. So you are going to get Mike Frable.
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
It was basically everyone. Every. Every fan base that had an opening dreamed of Mike Vrabel. I did that. I know Memes did that.
PFT Commenter
If you have an opening, you want Mike inside that opening.
Big Cat
Yeah. Even. Even the Raiders did that and they don't even have an opening. And then this happened. It's like, well, there goes that. So Mike Vrabel will be the next coach in the New England Patriots. Should. Do you want to report it first, per Henry Lockwood?
Hank
No, I'll. I'll let the things play out. I don't want to. I don't report. All right.
PFT Commenter
Me and Big Cat will do it.
Big Cat
Yeah, per.
Hank
Part of the.
PFT Commenter
And Big Cat.
Big Cat
No, per Henry Lockwood.
PFT Commenter
Hank doesn't want to report it.
Big Cat
No, I know, but you can write whatever you want on a.
PFT Commenter
That's true report. So good report, Hank.
Big Cat
Per Henry Lockwood.
Hank
I don't get why they didn't.
Big Cat
Is he going to be the next head coach?
Hank
I think of the Patriots. I am of the belief that the answer to that question.
Big Cat
Henry Lockwood.
Hank
Yeah, that's put it out beliefs system.
Big Cat
Memes is the one. So I. I wanted Mike Vrabel as the coach of the Bears, but I also am in a spot and we'll get to the Bears Packers. I. I've already mentally moved on from Frable and Ben Johnson because I. I've heard some things through the grapevine that the Bears are going to end up with like Brian Flores or the D.C. of the dolphins or maybe the lines some random college coach that no one's thinking about and it's like, oh, okay, this is awesome. So I already moved on. I already moved on. Memes, though Memes is a little upset because Memes was very confident that he was gonna get Mike Rabel and not only was he confident he's get Mike Vrabel, now he has to deal with the fact that Mike Vrabel is going to be going against him in the AFC East. Memes.
Memes
Nothing. Nothing's confirmed yet.
Big Cat
Okay.
PFT Commenter
Well, no Hank.
Big Cat
So you're not in denial? No.
PFT Commenter
Are you denying Hank's belief?
Memes
No.
PFT Commenter
It sounds like you are, though.
Memes
Oh, I'm denying That nothing is official yet.
Big Cat
Per me, Mike Vrabel's interest in the jets was just a smokescreen to pressure the Patriots to make a move at head coach. Yep.
PFT Commenter
Makes sense.
Big Cat
You were used and abused.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, you were. You were a rebound. Mike Vrabel went on a date with you took a picture, popped it on Instagram. His ex is like, yeah, let's get back together.
Big Cat
Go back to that one. Go back to that one. Was told that Mike VL's dalliance with the jets was pressure on the Patriots to make a move with a young, incredibly promising QB who improved every week and despite very little talent. Did Drake May write this?
Hank
No, it's DT Quinn Wababa.
Big Cat
More cap space than anyone in here. What is this tweet?
Max
There's no way that was close to being the correct pronunciation.
Hank
I just think of Jake. He says it so confidently.
Big Cat
So you're.
Hank
Did he clean whole bag?
Big Cat
So you're gonna get just. Hank, just report that Mike V's gonna be your next coach so that other teams don't. Don't even interview him.
Hank
No, I don't want to. I don't want to. I don't want to set this franchise back years by cursing.
Big Cat
Okay, but would you say overall, I mean, this. It feels like you've come out of this bad season, outside of obviously blowing the number one pick today, pretty damn good. You got a lot of cap space. You got Drake May, and you have Mike Vrabel.
Hank
There's also a decent to beyond decent chance that the writing was on the wall and Mayo, like, was gunning for everything to win that game.
PFT Commenter
In which case, why would you let him coach this game?
Hank
That doesn't make sense.
Big Cat
Old Lovey Smith.
Hank
That does not matter. My gut tells me that the writing was on the wall and, like, players probably had an idea. He definitely had an idea. But yeah, they should have just done it before the game.
PFT Commenter
The fact that Schefter said it before the game tells me that somebody, somebody knew, like, people had talked about it. And then to let him go out there, coach the game, win the game, cost you the first overall pick and all that could have gone along with it for a trade. That's kind of a weird decision, but yeah. So it's the first Patriots coach to be fired after his first season since. Since Rod Rust.
Hank
Roddy.
PFT Commenter
Old rod rust in 1990.
Big Cat
It doesn't happen often, the one and dones. It's probably, you know, it's probably been what, like 10 of them in the last 20 years or so?
PFT Commenter
Yeah. Get rid of a coach one season too early instead of one season too late.
Big Cat
And it's actually hard to remember him. Steve Wilkes.
PFT Commenter
Oh, what's the guy from the Browns? Chudzinski.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Did he get one?
Big Cat
Nathaniel Hackett.
PFT Commenter
Freddie Kitchens.
Big Cat
Was he interim? I think he was interim.
PFT Commenter
No. Freddie.
Big Cat
Oh, yeah, he was coach. We're going head coach.
Hank
What'd you guys do?
Big Cat
One and done. Years of Trustman. Frank Wright.
PFT Commenter
Oh, yeah.
Big Cat
He had two years for Chessman.
PFT Commenter
Let's see who else.
Big Cat
Oh, is there another one in the Cardinals?
PFT Commenter
The Cardinals?
Big Cat
No, I don't think so. Oh, this is good. The one in Duns. Can we get any more?
Max
I don't pay for. I don't pay for this one.
Big Cat
And done. Was. Was McAdoo. No, he had to eat. Two years. Yeah, two years.
Hank
If you could have started this season and said that.
PFT Commenter
Jeff, Saturday.
Hank
Drake May is gonna play well.
Big Cat
Jeff, Saturday.
PFT Commenter
It was like, one weekend. Done.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Hank
He's gonna be leading all the graphs. He's gonna be at the head of the graphs. Graph talk. The Patriots are going to have the fourth overall pick, and Mike Variable is going to be our coach going in 2025.
PFT Commenter
Like, that's a win of a season.
Hank
You could not write up a better season.
PFT Commenter
Hank finish.
Big Cat
So I don't.
Hank
The first pick sucks, but again, you got to look at the big picture.
PFT Commenter
The Patriots finished with the second worst record, and they also had probably a very positive season.
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
At the same time.
Big Cat
Yeah. The arrows pointing up for you.
Hank
That Bengals. I feel. I wish. I wish I could give that win to the.
Big Cat
Oh, that's huge. If you're listening, Cincinnati. Hank can't, but he. He would love to. If he could. He would love to give you that.
PFT Commenter
Win, put you in the playoff.
Big Cat
That sucks for Gerard Mayo, but also kind of not. Like, in a weird way, it was like, you don't want to be the guy who follows the guy, and now they got the buffer guy. It's kind of what you did with, like, Cam Newton, although Mac Jones wasn't the guy after that. But the buffer guy is always a good guy because then he's just like, oh, yeah, there was a guy in between.
Hank
I mean, it is not so being a bad team that I felt is hard. And I'm just happy that we're kind of have a. A path outward. Like, it's. It's. It's tough to just, you know, lose week after week going to these memes.
Big Cat
Talk. Turn on your mic.
Memes
They're still bad. They are still bad. You still don't have a head coach, but Mike Vrabel could be coaching anybody.
Big Cat
There's Chicago. He's in denial.
PFT Commenter
He could be.
Memes
He could be in Jacksonville, a lot of places.
Big Cat
It's better to just move on mentally, Memes.
Hank
But you would say whoever gets Mike Vrabel, that they're going to be on.
Memes
On the right path forward, depending on the correct roster. Mike Vrabel in Tennessee inherited a good roster.
Max
How does the Patriots cap space look like?
Hank
Oh, good question, Max.
Big Cat
130 million. How was his free agent?
PFT Commenter
How was whose?
Memes
How's his free age of signings?
Big Cat
How was it drafting Will Compton?
Hank
Well, I've heard of him.
PFT Commenter
That has a lot to do with the gm, too.
Big Cat
Yeah, that's the gm.
Memes
No, Mike Variable.
Big Cat
Listen, Memes, you're going to get Aaron Glenn. He did a great job tonight. It'll be fine.
Memes
Gay's a good guy.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, that's right.
Big Cat
There you go. Rex Ryan, Ron Rivera.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, the names go on.
Big Cat
You see, Memes is. I feel like Memes is always one step behind me in the process, where it's like, I. I went through this process, and I was like, we're not getting Ben Johnson. We're not getting Mike Rabel.
Max
You and Memes will never be on the same. Same thought process ever with your team.
Big Cat
I understand. I'm saying I'm one step ahead of him.
Max
No, but he'll never get to your step.
Big Cat
Right, Right.
Max
He could never accept that. The jets that suck.
Big Cat
Right. We had this discussion the other night where he was like, you. The difference between me and you is you were in denial. And Memes is like, yeah. I was like, dude, you're still in denial. He's like, what? We could have won 11 games.
Hank
We could have won 11 one season away from what? Memes?
Memes
Success.
Big Cat
Okay.
PFT Commenter
All right, here we go. The one and dones. We got Reich, we got.
Big Cat
Oh.
PFT Commenter
Lovey Smith was one and done.
Big Cat
Yep. Hackett, Cully could not pick Kohy out of a lineup.
PFT Commenter
Urban Meyer, you remember his collars. He always had, like, unusual collars.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Max just clicked away from that very helpful graphic we had up.
Big Cat
Yeah. Being one and done.
PFT Commenter
Look at David Cully, Kitchens, Chip Kelly.
Big Cat
Like, all these guys you like. Do you even say that you used to be a head coach? I. Obviously, some of them are different. You know, Chip Kelly and Urban Meyer are different. Lovey Smith's different because they coached somewhere else for a very long time. But if you're. If you're Steve Wilkes, if you're David Cully, do you tell. Do you say to someone like, yeah, I was a head coach in the NFL. And they're like, wait, what?
PFT Commenter
I think that if you're a David Cully or Steve Wilkes, and when the time comes and you pass away, it's probably not the first thing that's mentioned.
Big Cat
No.
PFT Commenter
Like former Texans coach. Probably not.
Big Cat
No. Okay. You know what? Memes.
PFT Commenter
Since talking about it, I truthfully forgotten that Chip Kelly was the coach of the 49ers.
Big Cat
Yeah. Yeah. He didn't go well.
PFT Commenter
No.
Big Cat
He was, what, two years at the Eagles and then 49ers.
Max
I want to say three years.
Big Cat
Might have been three years. Yeah. All right, so, memes, since we're talking about it, let's talk about your big win. You had a huge win. Jets 32, Dolphins 20. Aaron Rodgers throws his 500th career touchdown, throws three touchdowns. Look good. Ulbricht might be having. He might have something cooking. Memes.
Memes
We were headed in the right direction. I was kind of freaking out during this game because I thought we were going to fall to number nine, but it was a good win. And. Oh, we just fell. We fell one pick. So it was a good win.
PFT Commenter
It was a good win.
Big Cat
It was a good one.
Memes
It wasn't a terrible win.
PFT Commenter
It wasn't as bad as the win could have been.
Big Cat
No.
Memes
I thought. I thought we were falling the nine and it would have been the worst. It would have been a horrible win.
PFT Commenter
So Aaron Rodgers looked good. Do you think maybe give him an extension? He's gonna be a lame duck quarterback next year.
Memes
Jets fans probably won't like this. I would do another year.
Big Cat
Yeah, you would. There's the denial part.
Memes
Well, there's no other options. If you lay out all the options, it's just get a young guy in, let Aaron Rodgers teach him.
Big Cat
Oh, because he's notoriously good at that. Yeah.
Memes
But you just try to go for it next year.
Big Cat
Okay.
Memes
Because if you say with Aaron Rodgers stat line that he had this season, top 15 quarterback that he played this well, you would think they won more than five games.
PFT Commenter
Top 15 quarterback is. That's quite a line to draw.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Max
But do you think he wants to come back to the Jets?
Big Cat
No. Florio told us exactly what was going to happen. He wants.
Memes
No, he doesn't know.
Big Cat
He knows Dick Florio laid it out. He does. Aaron Rodgers doesn't want to have to beg to come back. He wants to be told he wants the jets to break up with him and then he can go somewhere else.
Memes
But if you get Mike Vrabel or Aaron Glenn in There.
PFT Commenter
True.
Big Cat
Mike Rabel's not gonna coach the Jets.
Memes
Anything, but anything could happen.
Big Cat
The big story, though, from this game is the Dolphins obviously to it in play. So they. It didn't matter because the Broncos ended up winning so easily and so quickly, but they would have. They had a chance to win and get in if the Broncos had lost. And then after the game, Tyree Kill said that he. I just got to do what's best for me and my family. If that's here or wherever the case may be, I'm finna open that door for myself. I'm opening the door. I'm out, bro. Yep, it was great playing here, but at the end of the day, bro, I got to do what's best for my career. It's. I'm too much of a competitor to just be out there.
PFT Commenter
Do you think that's best for his considerably large family, for him to just be like, I got. I'm gonna leave the state.
Big Cat
I'm out.
PFT Commenter
You guys can move with me if you want.
Big Cat
It's the first time he hasn't been in the playoffs, so he's. He's dealing with that emotional. Right after a game, I am going to make a guess that someone's gonna sit down Tyree Kill and be like, you see all these zeros that they gave you? You should say with the Dolphins, he's like, all right, fine. I'm back in.
PFT Commenter
Maybe.
Big Cat
Maybe.
PFT Commenter
And that's kind of what Mike McDaniel said afterwards was like, he's probably very emotional, so I'm not gonna talk to him right now. I'll talk to him in a couple days. But that's as definitive as an answer as I've heard, where he's like, I'm out.
Big Cat
That is also what I feel like. He does that all the time. Like, didn't he do. He tweets cryptically about shit like that sometimes where. I don't know. I'm not. I'm not surprised by Tyree Kill saying that.
PFT Commenter
I need to go coach.
Big Cat
Yeah, I need to go coach.
PFT Commenter
I think he might have meant, like, coach, get me out of here.
Big Cat
Yeah. So we'll see how that goes. But the Dolphins are back, and. And then Steven Ross declared that everyone is safe.
PFT Commenter
Everyone's safe. Stability is important.
Big Cat
Stability is important. I mean, they. They did have.
PFT Commenter
They had a decent second half of the season.
Big Cat
I would say if you're the Dolphins, you. It's probably worth taking one more shot at this iteration. I would also say that you probably want to invest very heavily in a Backup quarterback. Yeah.
PFT Commenter
So their plan going into the season was like the Raiders plan going in with their starting quarterback, which is like, you're really going to do that? We're going to do Skyler Thompson again.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
We're going to do Snoop Huntley. That's going to be your solution.
Big Cat
Get a good backup.
PFT Commenter
Just like, hope that TUA stays healthy. Yeah. They should run it back. I think Mike McDaniel is a very good coach.
Big Cat
Yeah. And they just.
PFT Commenter
They got better in the second half of the season, but it does continue. What happened after that, that whomping of the Broncos, where the Broncos just kept improving and the Dolphins just kept getting worse.
Big Cat
Yeah, they kept on getting worse. I'm also. I'm happy the Broncos are in the playoffs and not the Dolphins. I said this. I know Dolphins fans were upset, but I just didn't really want to see Tyler Huntley have to go to Buffalo and play a playoff game. And they'll say, oh, well, we only lost by three with Skyler Thompson. I. That's. That's fine. I still. I still would prefer Bo Nix. Yeah.
PFT Commenter
It's probably better for you that you don't have to go through that.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Like, just move on.
Big Cat
Yeah. Okay. Other last two games in the AFC. Texans 23, Titans 14.
PFT Commenter
Wait, there was. There was one other thing from Aaron Rodgers.
Big Cat
Oh, yeah.
PFT Commenter
Post game presser, they read him a report at the press conference saying that people close to you have said that you're likely to retire after the season. And his answer was, people said they were close to me, which is a great turnaround on him. Like, nobody's close to me. Yeah, I like that. He's so mysterious.
Big Cat
I do like that.
PFT Commenter
So I guess it's not a no.
Big Cat
Yeah, but I don't think they're. Yeah, I would. I wouldn't. I wouldn't guess there's more than, like. No, there's probably no one close to him.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, probably no one. Super.
Big Cat
Well, I watched some of his Netflix. I kind of want to do it. Devonte Adams, maybe, but not really. They did walk off the field again together. That was kind of nice because they did that last time with the Packers. Who knows? I think he's got one. I think he's got one or two more years left. It would be hilarious if he found a way to get to the Vikings. I don't think. I think that's pretty crowded, but it would be very funny.
PFT Commenter
Are the Steelers.
Big Cat
Steelers. Titans would be a bummer.
PFT Commenter
I could see it, though.
Big Cat
I don't think so. I think he's got, I think he's got to go to a team with a really good defense and just be a game manager. Meme's gonna say, that's the Jets.
Memes
We could just load up on defense. Load up on defense.
PFT Commenter
What about The San Francisco 49ers? It's coming home.
Big Cat
We talked to Florida about that.
Max
Memes won't stop talking about the jets winning the super bowl ever. Like the, ever since we got off the jets, our mics have been muted. And he just keeps saying, because if.
Memes
They, if they, if they load up. Peyton Manning, super bowl year, he had nine touchdowns, 13 interceptions. He had a horrible year and he was a game manager and he got him to the Super Bowl.
Big Cat
That defense was saying, get a bad quarterback.
Memes
No, no, no, no. I'm saying if you take Aaron Rodgers with his stats right now and you load up on defense, top 15, you, you have a chance to do it.
Big Cat
You know what, where are you getting a young Von Miller?
Memes
We have Jermaine Johnson.
Big Cat
Come back. Von Miller was out of this world.
Memes
You could draft someone.
Big Cat
He was defensive player of the year. You have a defensive player of the.
Memes
Year, you never know. Will McDonald. Jermaine Johnson.
Big Cat
Okay.
Hank
I believe if Sauce doesn't hit the links this offseason. And that's true Preps.
Memes
No, he, he bounced back after Arizona. He had, he had a good second half of the year.
Big Cat
Okay. All right. Texans 23, Titans 14. The Titans finished 2 and 15 against the spread. That is a, that's about as shocking of a stat as you can have.
Hank
Vegas has got to be pissed.
Big Cat
Yeah. 2 and 15. 2 and 15 against the spread. The Titans also got the number one pick, which. That was kind of out of nowhere. Like that wasn't a team that was going into season. You would have said they would be the number one pick. And now they have it and they're probably going to pick a quarterback because they did both today. Will Levis and Mason Rudolph and it didn't, didn't work out. And the Texans did a little warm up. They had C.J. stroud in for one drive, six for six, 50 yards. Joe Mixon carried the ball like five times. 30 yards. Touchdown. Boom. They're ready to go playoffs.
PFT Commenter
Damian Pierce with a huge game today.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Yeah. So they're.
Big Cat
Yeah. That like, what was that? 80 yard run? Yeah.
PFT Commenter
What do you end up with, like 170 something yards? Yeah, I, I've always liked Damian Pierce, but I, I understand that he hasn't been the player that a lot of people expect him to be. But I still think he's a nice running back when mixing's not getting it done.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
I would like to see them use Pierce a little bit more often. But, yeah, it was. This game was not really anything. Nothing really noteworthy happened. Davis Mills landed on his neck. Yeah, that was pretty entertaining.
Big Cat
The Titans wore the Oilers jerseys. Those are always awesome. But they shouldn't get to wear them.
PFT Commenter
They shouldn't get to wear them. And they got to know at this point, karma's not on your side when you wear those in Houston.
Big Cat
No. I think Shifter said Brian Callahan is safe, which I'm happy he is. I don't think he should be a one and done, but yeah, this was just a bad team in a very, like, season to forget for. For the Tennessee Titans. They feel like a little bit of a loss franchise.
PFT Commenter
Yeah. Yeah. Well, they have to. They have to figure out quarterback.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
But they're in a position where they can do that.
Big Cat
Yeah. Okay. Last in the AFC. Colts 26, Jaguars 23. I'm gonna say it. I think Doug Peterson never lost the locker room. They actually fought pretty hard in this game. He's gonna get fired. It would be funny if they just forgot to fire him because he should have. We all thought he was gonna get fired, what, two months ago? Yeah.
PFT Commenter
After their bye week.
Big Cat
But I don't think he lost the locker room. I mean, they played an OT game in week 18 where the season's been over for. For months and months and months. He might not have lost the locker room.
PFT Commenter
I bet there was some radical transparency going on that locker room. I bet you Doug Peterson, after the buy was like, guys, just so you know, I'm fired.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Okay. I'm not coming back.
Big Cat
Just keep trying.
PFT Commenter
But keep trying and remember that you might get signed to a better team if you play well on this team.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Also, Brian Thompson, you're awesome.
Big Cat
Yeah. He had a.
PFT Commenter
Keep doing.
Big Cat
You broke the rookie record. 11 games of 75 plus yards. He's awesome. Mac Jones took a hilarious sack. Third and six in overtime. He took a 16 yard sack where he just was spinning backwards. That was very funny. Also, this might have been it for Joe Flacco. Yeah. And he went out with a win if he did.
PFT Commenter
I think he said he wants to play next year.
Big Cat
Good.
PFT Commenter
I want you to play next year too, Joe.
Big Cat
He actually should be the backup in Miami.
PFT Commenter
That's not a bad idea.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
So did you see the fan of the game that they had today?
Big Cat
Yes.
PFT Commenter
Seth, this is our Colts guy.
Big Cat
Yeah. Yeah.
PFT Commenter
They brought him up before the game. I think they played his, his fight song on the Jumbotron before the game.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Great job by Mr. Ursay. But then Mr. Ursay ruined all that goodwill because after the game put out a statement saying that everybody's safe.
Big Cat
Yeah, everyone's safe. Chris Ballard is getting his job, keeping his job. I thought Shane Psyching would be safe. The Chris Ballard thing is insane.
PFT Commenter
It's. He's Rasputin.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
He's got Jim. He's the only guy that filters stuff out that goes to and from Jim. So he knows exactly what to tell Jim or say to make him feel good about everything. He knows the right buttons to press and then he's got a very safe job. Because if you can make Jim or say love you, or at least think that he can't go on without you.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Then you're just not going to go anywhere.
Big Cat
Yeah. So I, I would be very frustrated if I was a Colts fan. I feel bad for Colts fans. Chris Ballard is, I don't know, it just feels like a mess. And you're just going to keep going with the mess because they just are good enough to win seven or eight games. And you can, you can look at it sideways and be like, oh, not too far. Anthony Richardson is not the answer. I've been saying that for a very long time. I think most Colts fans agree.
PFT Commenter
If Flacco had played every game this season, you think that they would have had a couple more wins?
Big Cat
No, probably not. I mean, he went, he went 2 and 4.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big Cat
So I don't know if you can say Flacco was the answer.
PFT Commenter
It wasn't the answer, but he might have been an improvement over Anthony Richards.
Big Cat
But he wasn't record wise.
PFT Commenter
Then we could be talking yoffs, but.
Big Cat
He wasn't record wise. Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Yeah. But there were some game. You remember. Anthony Richardson lost some very winnable games, for sure.
Big Cat
For sure. But Joe Flacco, also, a couple game winning drafts lost. Yeah, he did. He had a couple really nice ones. I mean, maybe, who knows? Maybe he'll figure it out. I just, I've never been the biggest fan. I am rooting for him to figure it out a little bit because it does feel like the whole world's coming at him and that sucks.
PFT Commenter
But seems like a nice guy.
Big Cat
Seems like a nice guy. And the stories are not great. And I also, I want to give a little credit to the Colts. I don't remember the last time I seen exactly this, but if you look at the box score, Jonathan Taylor was the only one to have a carry for the Colts and he had 34 of them. I love that.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, that is cool.
Big Cat
34 for 177. Not a single carry by anyone else.
PFT Commenter
I love that.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Didn't. I thought that Flacco ran with the ball one time.
Big Cat
It wasn't a penalty.
PFT Commenter
Probably.
Big Cat
Yeah. And I think it might even been a sack because he didn't get there.
PFT Commenter
Okay.
Big Cat
But yeah, it was just a cool stat to look at the Jonathan Taylor. That's a. That's a real bell cow. Look at that. Look at that. You don't see that very often.
PFT Commenter
It's clean.
Big Cat
Yeah, that's as clean as it gets.
PFT Commenter
Clean ass box school.
Big Cat
Joe Flacco threw all the passes. Jonathan Taylor ran all the balls. Man, the cults are a bummer and the Jags are a bummer too. But the Jags are going to get Ben Johnson. I've. I've resigned myself to that. I. I think that's, that's exactly what's going to happen.
PFT Commenter
You're going to get Trevor Lawrence back.
Big Cat
What do you mean? Like they're. They're going to get. Yo. Yeah. They're going to get Trevor Lawrence back and they're going to get Ben Johnson. Yeah. Yeah. So good for them. Happy for the Jags. Okay. Should we do NFC before we do that? You got a couple ads and we'll do some NFC talk before we get to the nfc.
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Big Cat
Okay. Nfc, we have the Lions at number one seed. The Eagles two, Bucks three, Rams four, Vikings five, Commander six, Packers seven. And we'll start with the Sunday Night football game. Lions 31, Vikings 9. That was an absolute ass kicking by the Lions, both defensively and then in the second half offensively, Jameer Gibbs especially four touchdowns. He is so goddamn good. And the Lions win the NFC North. They, you know, I don't want to say deserved, but the Lions were, that was, I mean, after watching that game, they deserved it because they, they throttled the Vikings. Vikings offense looked abysmal tonight.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, the Vikings tried to do the Dan Campbell thing and they thought like a lot of us, like you have to score touchdowns to win this game.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
So they, instead of kicking field goals, I think turn the ball over on downs twice inside like the five yard line.
Big Cat
Yep.
PFT Commenter
It seemed like Kevin O'Connell was thinking to himself, like in Order to beat Dan, I have to become Dan.
Big Cat
And they could. Sam Darnold was bad tonight. He was really bad.
PFT Commenter
And he's usually very good against the blitz, but he was not tonight.
Big Cat
He was missing everything.
PFT Commenter
Terrible against the blitz.
Big Cat
Yeah. Overthrowing. Just didn't see it. Looked like he could not see it. And Alex Anzalone coming back felt like it was a big boost for the Lions defense.
PFT Commenter
You see his arm? Yeah, Anzone's arm with all the stitches on.
Big Cat
Crazy.
PFT Commenter
It's absolutely insane. It looks like he turned his forearm into a football. Yeah, it's. It's crazy. What do you say? Like everybody wants to be a dog until you have to do dog shit. Yeah, he did some dog shit tonight.
Big Cat
Yeah, that's a hard quote.
PFT Commenter
That is a very hard quote. I'd like to say that at some point in my life.
Big Cat
Yeah. But the Lions now have home field advantage and the Vikings have to go on the road to the Rams. I am officially back to worried about my pinky because the Vikings were not inspiring tonight. Now, now you could make the argument. And I thought about it after, you know, you know when you're watching a game, you're like, man, I feel stupid for this. The way the Vikings celebrated after winning the packers game. It did feel like they maybe got a little ahead of themselves. Like we did it and this game, I mean it wasn't, I know it was close in the first half, but it wasn't close in the fact that the Vikings, they just couldn't make a big play when they needed to at any point.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, the run game was okay.
Big Cat
The Cam Acres had that big run and then what happens? Like they can't score. It's just, it was time and time again they weren't able to make a big play. What would they have two times they got, they got four, you know, turnover on downs, within the Lions five yard line. They couldn't make a big play.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, they, they tried to beat them in the first half by saying we're going to have to get six every time we're down here. And then the, the Lions will break off big plays against you. It's just a matter of when. They tried to do the thing in the first half where they're like, okay, Gibbs, we're going to spell them for a little bit with. What was it?
Big Cat
Patrick Reynolds.
PFT Commenter
My bad. Yeah, Reynolds. And then they thought to themselves, why are we doing this? We don't have to have like a two running back system. Let's just feed Gibbs.
Big Cat
Yeah. No, Gibbs was, he had 139 yards rushing, 31 yards receiving, four touchdowns. He did whatever he wanted, whenever he wanted to do it. And it's a lot of credit to Aaron Glenn, future coach, for Memes. I felt like he had a perfect defensive scheme for Sam Darnold, and it just. He was never comfortable, and it never felt like the Vikings could get any type of momentum. Like, I don't remember. We watched that whole game. Do you remember more than. I mean, they had that Cam Acres run all the way down. They had a. They had the Jared Goff interception at, like, the 50 yard line.
PFT Commenter
They almost had another pick six from Jared.
Big Cat
Yeah. But I don't remember any drive where it felt like the Vikings went down the field and it was like play after play, they were. They were hitting it and found a rhythm. They had no rhythm.
PFT Commenter
Their rhythm was like occasional passes to Naylor.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
And besides that, they weren't really doing a whole lot.
Big Cat
Are you. Now that the Lions have home field advantage, Max, were you kind of hoping for the Vikings to be the one with the home field advantage? Okay, so how does this. How does this change your.
Max
The Lions also. They really turned it on in the second half, but in the first half.
Big Cat
Oh, yeah, look. Looked very beatable, but their defense was always there. Their defense played their. That was the best defensive performance the Lions have had had in a long time.
Max
Aaron Donald had three. How many times, Sammy. Aaron Donald. Sam Darnold had. How many times did you just miss a wide open guy in the end zone?
Big Cat
But he. It was part of the pressure. Like, he was so.
Max
But Sam Darnold.
Big Cat
I know Sam Darnold sucked, but it's still like you. I'm giving credit to Lions and the fact that they have had some really bad defensive performances in the last month, and they've been very injured. This was a very good defensive performance by the Lions. Would you not agree? They had him just completely flustered. What do you end up? 18 for 41. Do you think Sam Donald cost himself some money tonight?
PFT Commenter
He might have, but at the same time, it's like one game.
Big Cat
Well, it's. It's basically.
PFT Commenter
It's an important game.
Big Cat
I don't think he cost himself money tonight, but it could be if he has a bad game next Monday.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big Cat
Because then it's like. Because this was a playoff.
PFT Commenter
It made you think a little bit.
Big Cat
Yeah. It made you think, oh, shit, that wasn't good. Yeah.
PFT Commenter
I don't think that we can look at this and be like, sam Donald is back into a pumpkin.
Big Cat
No, but If. Monday night. If. If. Let's just say Vikings fans probably aren't feeling super easy right now.
PFT Commenter
No, I mean, they lost to the Rams.
Big Cat
I know. I'm saying they don't. They don't feel easy right now. They went to sleep not feeling easy. And I'm telling you, Vikings kicker, his face. Negative confidence. I know he kicked it, Alabama, but it's just negative confidence. He had. He did kick a couple in the first half. He kicked a couple, and then at the end of the half, he kicked it out of bounds with 20 seconds left. The Lions were able to get three points out of it. And then he missed a 52 yarder later on in the game.
PFT Commenter
It missed it badly.
Big Cat
Too badly.
PFT Commenter
And then you could tell he was thinking about it.
Big Cat
Right. And you could also tell he was like, damn, this is late for a school night. Yeah, I need to get home.
PFT Commenter
He is faceballed. He got to have a kicker that has at least the ability to grow a beard.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
So, yeah, this. It looked like Aaron Glenn had the answers, like, written down before the game even started.
Big Cat
Right.
PFT Commenter
Like, it was never even an option. That was going to be close.
Big Cat
That shot of him sitting on the sideline.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, he sat down.
Big Cat
He was just hanging out.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big Cat
Like, this is so easy.
PFT Commenter
He's like, we got this.
Big Cat
I got Sam Darnold in my back.
PFT Commenter
Pocket because I feel like even though Sam is good, typically against the blitz, not all blitzes are created equal.
Big Cat
Yeah. So what is it saying for Taryn Arnold's possible fibula? Possible fibula. External rotation of ankle, worry for high ankle sprain, but officially a foot. Well, he does have a foot. That is officially a foot. But they also have the buy now and their second round matchup. How would you feel about going to the Lions?
PFT Commenter
Anybody, anytime, anywhere.
Big Cat
I like that. That's smart. That's smart. And it could be the Vikings going back to the Lions.
PFT Commenter
That is true.
Big Cat
Very. I mean, if. If everyone holds serve except for the Vikings or the Rams.
Hank
That's what Dan Campbell said to O'Connell after the game.
Big Cat
What do you say?
Hank
He said, see in two weeks.
Big Cat
Oh, wow. Little NFC north pride.
PFT Commenter
That's disrespectful.
Big Cat
That's good for you, Max. That means the Eagles won.
Max
Yeah, I would. I would take that one.
Big Cat
Dan Campbell said you were going to win. Dan Campbell's a winner. What a season for the lions. 15 and 2.
Max
Do you think that he was going to go for that?
Big Cat
No, I don't. I actually don't. Dan Campbell's crazy. So what Max is asking is. There was a moment in the game in this with about 6 minutes left and the Lions were up 15 points and it was 4th and 2 from the 6 yard line. Ish. The Viking 6 yard line. The Lions got to the line of scrimmage like they were going for it. Got a Vikings to go off sides. I actually think he was going to kick the field goal there.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, he was not going to go for it.
Max
You don't know that.
PFT Commenter
No, he was.
Big Cat
I know.
Max
I don't know that.
Big Cat
I didn't say. I know.
Max
Pft said it.
PFT Commenter
I know it.
Max
No, you don't.
PFT Commenter
I know that they were not going to go for it. They changed their entire cadence. Did you hear the broadcast? Yeah, but they could have changed their entire.
Max
Called the timeout and then gone for it.
PFT Commenter
It.
Max
Dan Campbell has definitely done that before.
PFT Commenter
No, because it was. It would have been to make it an 18 point lead.
Max
Max, Dan Campbell does dumb all the time like that.
PFT Commenter
No, he does. Winning.
Big Cat
He's a winner. He's 15 and 2.
Max
Has he won a Super Bowl?
Big Cat
No, he does.
PFT Commenter
Winning.
Max
Does he have the highest winning percentage in the NFL?
PFT Commenter
He. This year and.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Max
Out of current active NFL head coaches this season.
Big Cat
Did you just learn a new stat?
Max
No, I. I've already said. I said this last week.
Big Cat
Okay.
Max
So if you want to talk about regular season winning, Nick Sirianni is a winner.
Big Cat
Yeah, but.
Max
Yeah, but Dan Campbell's good. Regular season winner. So is Nick Sirianni. Let's see what happens in the playoffs.
Big Cat
But Dan Campbell also took. Took over a dumpster fire of a team. Nick Sharon. He took over a team that had won a Super bowl two years before. Yeah.
Max
And then they. They were coming off a dumpster fire a year that led.
Big Cat
I understand you're talking about the Detroit Lions. I mean, dan Campbell went 3 and 13 his first year on a terrible team that has rebuilt everything. Dan Campbell's a better winner.
Max
You can't say that a guy's a bona fide winner until he wins a Super Bowl. It's that. How many times we're going to say it? We say it about every other guy in every other sport. Win a Super bowl, then you're a winner.
PFT Commenter
Okay, he's a winner.
Max
Win a Super bowl, then you're a winner. Hank, what are your thoughts about regular season wins?
PFT Commenter
You got the one seed.
Hank
Don't mean.
Max
Okay, thank you.
Big Cat
All right. Win a Super bowl and then you're a winner. So there's like barely any winners.
Max
Bill belichick, winner.
Big Cat
Sean McVeigh Sean McVeigh.
Max
Winner.
Big Cat
Okay.
Max
Mike Tomlin. Winner.
PFT Commenter
Mike McCarthy.
Big Cat
Mike Tomlin. Is there an expiration on that?
Max
No. Winner.
Big Cat
Okay. Because it does feel like there could be an expiration on, like, Kevin Reed.
PFT Commenter
Kevin Ollie. Winner.
Max
Yeah, like those are. But like, you get. You can't just say someone's a good coach because they're a winner.
Big Cat
Doug Peters.
Max
And they've never won.
Big Cat
I don't remember how this debate started.
PFT Commenter
Max is getting overly emotional because he's afraid of the lines.
Big Cat
Okay.
PFT Commenter
And so he's trying.
Big Cat
No, no, no.
Max
It just said Dan Campbell does the same as Nick Sirianni. But for some reason.
Big Cat
No.
Max
For some.
Big Cat
No, Dan came wrong.
Max
People wrong. That it's because he's a winner.
Big Cat
No, Dan Campbell does it consistently. And he has like, he. He.
Max
So does Nick Sirianni.
Big Cat
You know that Nick Sirianni chooses when, when and when not to do it. He does stuff sometimes where he kind of loses his mind.
Max
So does Dan Campbell.
Big Cat
You know, but it's always consistent. I've made this argument a million times. Dan Cable is crazy.
Max
But then he should have.
Big Cat
That.
Max
He should have gone for it.
Big Cat
No, he was. No, that's.
Max
This. That. If you're saying that that's what you're saying.
Big Cat
No, because it actually made sense to kick it there to go up three scores. He does.
Max
That doesn't make sense all the time.
Big Cat
When has he done that?
Max
I. I can't remember the exact.
Big Cat
Literally two weeks going up three scores. He might have. I don't know. Do you have a time?
Max
No, but there. There was something in that. In that, I think. What was it? The Bills game in the. Late in the fourth quarter where we.
Big Cat
Were like, yeah, he kicked the. The. The. No, he went on side kick. That was.
Max
No, that wasn't it.
PFT Commenter
Are you talking about it against the Cowboys?
Max
No, it was this. It was a Sunday. It was a Sunday night game.
Big Cat
Are you. Fine? Do a little homework and come back to us. Okay?
PFT Commenter
Max, why are you so upset that we're lavishing praise on Dan Campbell for getting.
Big Cat
I'm not.
PFT Commenter
I'm not Detroit Lions.
Big Cat
Everyone's an enemy right now. It's playoffs.
Max
Correct. Everyone's an enemy.
PFT Commenter
Okay.
Big Cat
Yeah, everyone's. Everyone. Everyone's an enemy. It's playoffs. Except actually, there's only one team that's not an enemy for you. The commanders.
Max
Well, they could be if they make it.
Big Cat
Yeah, but you're right there.
Max
You're just assuming that they're not gonna make.
Big Cat
No, no, no, no. I'm saying at least For a few weeks. You don't have to like the commanders. And you guys can't play each other for at least two weeks.
Max
No, everyone's an enemy, but you can't.
Big Cat
Play each other for two weeks.
Max
No, he's not an enemy. Bears, you know it's not enemy. Jets, you know it's not enemy. Patriots, those who aren't enemies.
Big Cat
All right, you know what? Fine. It. I'm not gonna give you the blueprint on how to beat the Packers.
Max
Fair.
Big Cat
You shouldn't have done that. I could have told you all the secrets because that. That's all I do, is beat the Packers. All right. That was good. Talk about the Lions.
Max
We were talking about the Lions.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
So the Lion. We said a lot of nice things about the Lions until Max had to just poop all over you.
Big Cat
So if you're a Lions, he's in playoff mode. I love it.
PFT Commenter
Let the Detroit Lions fans enjoy a one seed. Max.
Big Cat
They're 15.
Max
All I was doing was just asking the question of whether he was going to go for it. And then this conversation.
Big Cat
I do not think he was going to go for it. I do not think he was going to go for it.
Max
Yeah.
Big Cat
Obvious.
Max
Also, this is just a hypothetical that has no answer. So there was a stupid thing you're.
PFT Commenter
Saying, like first place, if it hadn't worked, which was. You have to Max. You have to be consistent. Right. We've talked about this. If you're going to criticize him, you have to compliment him for going with it and having a plan where it worked. It ended up.
Max
That did work. Yeah.
Big Cat
Yeah, it did work.
Max
That did work.
Big Cat
And listen, if the Lions defense can play like that and Vikings offense is good, the Lions defense play like that. They are. That was the perfect. If you ask the Lions fan before the game, that was the perfect way for that night to end. End win the NFC north and do it with your defense looking good. You didn't want to win a game. Another game where it was 45, 42 and you're like going into the playoffs being like, look at what happened against the Bills. Look at what happened with the Niners game with like a bunch of backups and they were just going up and down the field. That was. That felt good.
PFT Commenter
And they didn't do it with huge chunk plays either.
Big Cat
Yeah, they did.
PFT Commenter
Just by grinding them down.
Big Cat
Yeah. Yeah. So credit to Lions. One seed deserved 15 wins. Sucks for the Vikings winning 14 games and having to go on the road, but that's just how good the NFC north was this year. Yeah.
PFT Commenter
So they're going to go to Los Angeles on Monday night and worried. It's, I'm a little bit worried too.
Big Cat
This is Sam Darnold face mask game.
PFT Commenter
We can, we can talk about the Rams when we talk about the Rams, but that's another thing.
Big Cat
Yeah, I, I, I'm worried. I'm just worried. Okay. So the other, the other thing we had to decide in, besides seating in the NFC today was the Bucks. Bucks 27, Saints 19 Bucks win the NFC South, Bucks get the three seed, gonna take on your commanders. PFT. This was a weird game because the Bucks for the first two and a half quarters look like they thought they could just show up and win this game without even trying. They looked like garbage to start the game.
PFT Commenter
It was very sloppy.
Big Cat
And then Baker Mayfield had back to back drives that ended the game essentially where they went 12 plays, 82 yards, 12 play plays, 94 yards. Touchdown, touchdown. They let, they let, I guess they, the Bucks were correct in the strategy of like, hey, Spencer, Rattler can't play four quarters where he's good. And that was correct. But the Bucks looked slow, finished strong, and then we had Mike Evans get his thousandth yard, which now makes him tied for Jerry Rice 11 seasons thousand yards. Pretty awesome accomplishment. He's in hall of Fame wide receiver. Very, very cool.
PFT Commenter
The last play of the game though, where they hit Mike Evans on that. You like that?
Big Cat
I do.
PFT Commenter
I, I didn't like it.
Big Cat
$3 million. I like it.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, it's okay. I get that, I get that part of it.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
But also what I don't like is it, it looked like the guy on the Saints that was matched up against him was like, yeah, just run your five yard out. I'm gonna turn around and go downfield. Like you're running a deep route and then we'll turn around, tackle you.
Big Cat
If this was Mike Evans, two things, One, if it was Mike Evans, second year in the league, third year in the league, like, that's bullshit. He's been in the league for over a decade. He's a veteran, seems like an awesome dude. I'm okay with it for five yards. And the second thing, the more important thing, I'm okay with it. Because he missed what, four or five games for injury. Yeah. If he had played all 17 games and they needed that to get him a thousand yards, like, oh, come on, dude. But how many, how many games did he end up missing or not play because that, like he would have gotten a thousand yards if he didn't get injured. Yeah, I Know injuries are part of the game, but that does change it a little bit.
PFT Commenter
And he's only what, like five yards.
Big Cat
Away from five yards away. It wasn't like, you know, he needed a hundred yards.
PFT Commenter
Maybe I'm old school big cat. I don't like the idea of a guy letting you have yards. You gotta fight for every yard of this league.
Big Cat
So he played 13 games because he got injured in one of them? I believe so. So, yeah, he, I mean, he missed four games. He would have had it easily if he hadn't gotten injured. I'm, I'm okay with it. I don't know. I like 3 million bucks, dude.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, I'm happy for him to make the money. I, I'm curious to know what Jerry Rice's thoughts are.
Big Cat
I don't know.
PFT Commenter
Mark Gas.
Big Cat
We have to ask Jerry.
PFT Commenter
Jerry Rice, he wants those yards back.
Big Cat
Yeah, Yeah, I, I, I had no problem with it. I mean, the only argument I would, I would consider is like, it technically is a very dumb thing because what if tragedy happens and, and you throw a pick and your playoffs are on the line.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like it could have cost.
Big Cat
That part makes sense.
PFT Commenter
I just, Yeah. I would have liked it a lot more if the Saints had at least pretended to play defense on it.
Big Cat
Yeah. Done a little, done a little something something.
PFT Commenter
Otherwise it just looked like a scripted play.
Big Cat
Were you looking at me like that for Max?
Max
Nothing. Continue.
Big Cat
You found something?
Max
Yeah, I found exactly what I was, what I was talking about.
Big Cat
Okay, so go ahead.
Max
Against the, against the Packers.
Big Cat
Okay.
Max
On green.
Big Cat
No, you can't cut it. Do not cut this. Do not cut.
Max
No, what I, what I really was going to say was in that same game, it didn't work out. They were up three points at the beginning. At the beginning or at the very end of the third quarter, went forward and fourth down and they're on their own 30. Didn't get it. Gave up a touchdown. Gave up the lead. But the Lions came back and won.
PFT Commenter
Okay, that has also like not three.
Max
Point lead, which on their own 30.
PFT Commenter
But, but that's not the same as.
Big Cat
What we're talking about.
PFT Commenter
And kicking a field goal to make it 18 points.
Hank
Good segment.
Big Cat
Oh man.
Max
Well, that's why, that's what I came back. I didn't even, that's what I didn't want to talk about this. You said you looked at me and I, and I, then I thought exactly.
Hank
What I was talking about.
Big Cat
Good work, Max.
Max
I'm cutting the, all of that.
Big Cat
No, you're not. No, you're not.
Max
Yes, I am. You can't do anything about it.
Big Cat
There's nothing I can do about it. And I wouldn't know if you cut it or didn't, so that sucks. Other two. Jaylen McMillan is awesome.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, he's very good.
Big Cat
He's really good.
PFT Commenter
I still love Bucky.
Big Cat
Yeah, Bucky's awesome. Don't you. You got to get in war mode. Don't compliment them too much. I can compliment him. I'll compliment him. You don't.
PFT Commenter
Great player.
Big Cat
Don't.
Hank
Just a rookie, though.
Big Cat
The. They brought the duck back. Did you see that? I did see that duck was there. You gotta. I gotta get rid. You might have to go down and kill that duck.
PFT Commenter
I think we gotta sign Carson Wentz to be the backup down there and execute that duck.
Big Cat
Yes. What. What the hell do the Saints do Have the Saints. Who's gonna. Who's gonna take the Saints head coaching job?
PFT Commenter
I don't know. I don't know. Who's gonna get the Saints job? It could be. It could be a real wild card of hire.
Big Cat
I feel like there has been. Every open job has had someone name attached except for the Saints. They're just gonna get whoever's left.
PFT Commenter
I'm thinking. I'm thinking it's going to be somebody very boring. Drew Breeze, Give it a shot.
Big Cat
Yeah, he's boring.
PFT Commenter
What about coach? Oh, Coacho would be sick. So, I mean. Okay, here's what I'll say about the Buccaneers. Congrats to them was this. Five straight playoff appearances. Bit of an NFC south merchant.
Big Cat
Those, those Buccaneers, if you ask Stephen Shade, they're one of the most dominant teams of the first half of this decade.
PFT Commenter
The NFC south has been so bad outside of the Tom Brady years. Great for the Bucks. Good job. You won a Super bowl with Tom Brady at the end of his career. That's awesome for you. You. The NFC south has been so bad year in, year out.
Hank
Panthers.
PFT Commenter
What about him?
Hank
Cam Newton?
Big Cat
No, he's talking about the last five.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, last five years. A bit of an NFC south merchant, if we're being honest.
Big Cat
Yeah. Even Tom Brady's last year, would they.
PFT Commenter
Finish 9 and 8 and then they did beat us in the playoffs.
Big Cat
No, no, that was the year. They lost 20 on Monday Night Football.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, 20. 20. But I do like Baker. I'm gonna have to turn on Baker this week.
Big Cat
He's such a dog. He ends the season with 4,499 yards, 44 total touchdowns, 71.4 completion percentage. He's awesome. He did the thing today where he ran over a guy and then stepped over him and. And basically started an entire fight between both teams while walking away.
PFT Commenter
Yeah. He was like, keep talking about me while I'm gone.
Big Cat
Yeah. He was the joker meme with the.
PFT Commenter
With walking away from the children.
Big Cat
Yeah. It was the hospital blowing up. Yeah. Like, this is what I just started. Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Baker scares me a little bit, I'll be honest.
Big Cat
Also, Jalen McMillan also should probably put his guns away for the playoffs.
PFT Commenter
Yeah. So that was an interesting moment because he did the. The first down sign.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
But they thought he had, like, trigger fingers or at least a handgun as one of his hands, but he actually had his fingers taped together from an injury. Then he goes up to the ref and shows him it's not a gun. My fingers were just taped together.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Is that an excuse?
Big Cat
No. Because they kept the penalty.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, it's not an excuse.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Also, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers would never allow guns in their stadium. Besides, the Giant can.
Big Cat
Absolutely not. All right. So are you. Are you worried? Are you ready? You wanted the box?
PFT Commenter
No.
Big Cat
You said you wanted the box.
PFT Commenter
I wanted anybody. I really wanted the Eagles. I'm bummed out that we're not going to get the Eagles. I wanted that. The Rams concern me because Sean McVeigh concerns me.
Big Cat
The Bucks also. I mean, we saw it in that game against the Cowboys on Sunday Night Football. Like, they don't. I feel like they don't rush the passer. Great. So that should give Jaden a lot of time.
PFT Commenter
They're good at stopping the run, though.
Big Cat
They are good at stopping the problem.
PFT Commenter
Todd Bowles, kind of a bird brain when it comes to making decisions about things that.
Big Cat
But one. One play that sticks in my mind from this game today was Clyde Edwards Lair. Got a little bit of daylight and he ran into Vita V. And Vita V didn't even tackle him. He just stood with his belly out. Yeah. And he literally ran into him and fell backwards. Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Vita V does concern me a lot.
Big Cat
Yeah. He's a monster. Another guy who doesn't wear gloves.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big Cat
Scary. So, I mean, you guys could win this game. It's three point spread, if.
PFT Commenter
Three point spread. Also Mike Evans, great player. Very happy that he got a thousand yards. That was. Was very nice to see. I was sharing super hard for that. Marshawn Lattimore kind of has a history of locking him down and getting him kicked out of games. They like.
Hank
God about that.
PFT Commenter
They like to fight. They like to fight a lot. I think the stats are that Historically, Marshawn Lattimore limits him to like 3 catches per game and something like 47 yards per game. So that's. That's good if Lattimore plays.
Big Cat
Okay, keys to the victory.
PFT Commenter
Keys to the victory. Lattermore plays with a shotgun. Well, he didn't play today.
Big Cat
Okay. But I mean, you guys sat Jaden half of the game.
PFT Commenter
He's a buck specialist. Yeah, he'll be back.
Big Cat
Okay. Next up in the NFC south. So the Bucks look like they were going to maybe blow this, but it turns out the Falcons were going to blow it on their own anyway. Panthers 44, Falcons 38. Bryce Young was incredible. Five touch, five total touchdowns, 250 yards. Did you see he did the Steph Curry look away?
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big Cat
So he threw a touchdown pass and before the pass was even caught, he turned around and started celebrating.
PFT Commenter
I like that we've reached a point in the Bryce Young reclamation where he's. He's like stunting on people now. Yeah, like what. What a turnaround that's been literally in this game.
Big Cat
Yeah, he. He had. So since he got benched, when he came back, he's had 20 total touchdowns, six interceptions, 2,100 yards and 61% completion percentage. And Dave Canales said after the game, we've got our guy. And I'm happy for Bryce Young, I'm happy for the Panthers that this season was going in such a bad direction. And Dave Canalis, Coach of the Year, should probably get some credit. Yeah.
PFT Commenter
So is O'Connell still your coach of the Year?
Big Cat
Not after tonight. I think it's Dave Canales.
PFT Commenter
What about Dan Campbell?
Big Cat
It might be Jeff Ulbrich.
PFT Commenter
Mine might be Dan Campbell.
Big Cat
My. Mine might be Jeff Albert.
PFT Commenter
I just love how consistent he is.
Big Cat
Yeah, he's a winner. Dan Campbell's a winner.
PFT Commenter
Winner.
Big Cat
But yeah, the Panthers, arrows pointing up and the Falcons. I don't fucking know where their arrows pointing because I. They're just the Falcons. Yeah.
PFT Commenter
But I feel like Penix is the guy.
Big Cat
You. You ready to say it already?
PFT Commenter
I think he's the guy already. I'm ready to see three games right now. I think he's the guy.
Big Cat
Okay. Yeah. I don't know. I. I need to see more. I'm just. They're just the Falcons. How do you know? You need to win this game. They lose the two games in ridiculous fashion the last two weeks. They fought all the way back into the Division I. They're just the Falcons.
PFT Commenter
They're the Falcons.
Big Cat
They're just the most frustrating organization to look at from afar.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, but I, I think they're overall this season it turned around a little bit. You got more exciting, you got a better glimpse of the future. You saw that Kirk Cousins is not the guy and you can move forward.
Big Cat
But that's even the Falcons. The fact that they did Kirk Cousins signing and Michael Penix drafting we said at the time was made no sense. It looks even dumber now because you could maybe if Kirk Cousins plays two years and brings Michael Pennix along and you get to the playoffs with Kirk Cousins you can tell yourself hey that was actually good and run. None of that happened and you just wasted all that money and, and took a pit and took Michael Penix. Who I'm, I'm not ready to say he's the guy. I just. They're just the most frustrating organization.
PFT Commenter
So do you think that it's going to be any sort of possibility that Kirk Cousins plays next year for the Falcons?
Big Cat
No. I mean why would you if you're.
PFT Commenter
Kirk Cousins or if you're the Falcons, if you're the Falcons, the only explanation would be that the Achilles is like a two year recovery.
Big Cat
But why would you, why would you like he probably wants to start. There's no reason to start him. You drafted Michael Penix. You already went to him. He's the, he is your guy now.
PFT Commenter
Because weird stuff happens. I mean the Falcons are a weird organization.
Big Cat
They are very much a weird organization but that would be insane if they were like hey Michael Penix, you're not our starter next year.
PFT Commenter
Open, open competition.
Big Cat
That would be nuts.
PFT Commenter
It would be crazy.
Big Cat
No, I think, I think they'll, I think they'll probably try to unload him somewhere, trade them, I don't know where. Maybe he's the Raiders.
PFT Commenter
I guess the reason why I still kind of like the Falcons is because they've got good, good, very good players on offense. Yeah, they draft number one picks. Awesome.
Big Cat
Drake, London.
PFT Commenter
London. Awesome. Michael Penck. Some are saying he looks like the guy Kyle Pitts.
Big Cat
Whatever.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, he's there.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Good offensive line.
Big Cat
Yeah. But no, I, I just. The Falcons arrows pointed. I don't know because of the Falcons is what I'm trying to say. Yeah. Okay. Commanders 23, Cowboys 19. Marcus Mariota played the second half in this game, won this game with no time left basically. That had to feel good.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, it was great. Terry McLaurin set the commander's record, the franchise record for most touchdowns in a year with that last touchdown catch. I'm just very happy for Terry and this season has just been. Let's like 12 wins is unreal.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Never in a million years did I think 12 wins. And I was looking at the roster and how far this team is turned around in a very, very short amount of time. Which is why anytime a coach tells you four years for rebuild, they're full of. Yeah, don't listen to that Coach. We have 13 total Pro Bowlers this year, so that obviously includes the selections and then the alternates after that. Out of those 13, how many of those guys do you think were brought in under the Ron Rivera era? 1 0. Oh, none of them. Ten of them are brand new this year. First year with the team.
Big Cat
Wait, who brought in Terry?
PFT Commenter
Terry. I believe that was Jay Gruden.
Big Cat
Okay.
PFT Commenter
I think he drafted Terry.
Big Cat
Okay.
PFT Commenter
So, yeah, the turnaround has been just unreal. And I feel like this has been a dream season. I hope that Jaden's okay. They said that he had leg soreness after the game.
Big Cat
Oh, I thought he was just being. I thought he was just sitting him because, like, this is kind of crazy. He was getting hit like a decent amount. That's look super sharp. Yeah.
PFT Commenter
That's what concerns me is the first half our offensive line wasn't great. The center or backup center wasn't really able to handle Michael Parkins when. Or Michael Parsons when they hire. They lined him up right over top of him. Jaden got killed a little bit. His leg was sore. He said he would have played if it meant something.
Big Cat
Okay.
PFT Commenter
But it kind of did mean something.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
And then he didn't play. And then Marcus looked pretty good.
Big Cat
Are you bummed that you don't get to play the Eagles?
PFT Commenter
I'm so bummed. I wanted the Eagles, but it's anyone, anytime, anywhere. That's what I say.
Max
Were you rooting for the Bears against the packers or no?
PFT Commenter
For the. I was rooting for my friend, Big Cat.
Big Cat
Yeah. He was being a good friend. You should try it sometime.
Hank
Simultaneous wins was great.
PFT Commenter
Yeah. It was like within five seconds of each other.
Max
We had. Oh, we do. We even mentioned we had the pm.
Big Cat
Oh, yeah. We all won a game today. That was pretty insane. I don't think that's ever happened.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, that's awesome.
Max
Looked it up and said it was the first time since 2017.
Big Cat
Wow. And. And. But that would have been just three.
Max
I don't know.
Big Cat
That's 2017.
Max
I didn't. I didn't do too much research. Someone just said 27.
Big Cat
I mean, getting five teams next year, we got to do that every single week.
PFT Commenter
Or do the parlay moneyline parlay on them.
Max
That's crazy. Oh, my God. I'd lose so much money.
Big Cat
But it would have won a lot today.
Max
Would it have?
Big Cat
Yeah. We Bears are ten point underdogs. Yeah.
Max
True, true, true.
PFT Commenter
And Max, I'll honestly answer your question. I was rooting for the Bears. I was. I was doing it to support Big Cat and also because theoretically. Right, right, theoretically, the Commanders could host the NFC Championship game. Now, in theory, and I actually, you.
Big Cat
Missed this part, Max, but PFT whispered to me at one point, he's like, hey, I want the Bears to win this game so that you can share all the secrets with Max on how to beat the Packers.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, he said that.
Max
And how you said you won't do that anymore.
Big Cat
Yeah. Yeah.
PFT Commenter
So now.
Big Cat
Sorry. You should try out being a good friend once in a while.
Max
By the way, Dan Campbell went for it on fourth down on it in a tie game with 30 seconds ago.
Big Cat
Again, that's not just saying.
PFT Commenter
It's a different scenario.
Max
That's what. That's what I was trying to find.
Hank
Earlier when segment that got cut.
Big Cat
Oh, now you got to bring the segment back.
Max
Nope.
Big Cat
Yeah, Max tried to. No, you got to leave that in.
Max
I'll leave some of it in.
Big Cat
Okay.
PFT Commenter
I'm sure you will have another update about Dan Campbell's coaching errors.
Big Cat
Probably.
Max
No, it wasn't an errand. He got it.
PFT Commenter
Oh, yeah. Okay.
Big Cat
And it was a tie game with 30 seconds left.
Max
Tie game with 30 seconds.
PFT Commenter
And did they win?
Max
Correct.
Big Cat
And where was the ball?
Max
This is the whole. Yeah, whatever. So is Nick Sirianni.
PFT Commenter
I got a question for you guys about the Commanders, because I'm blinded by him. Like, I. Again, I feel like this whole thing's been a dream because it's. It's crazy. From the owner to the head coach to the quarterback, all this. I have a question for you.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Are the Commanders likable to.
Big Cat
Yes. Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Because I think.
Big Cat
I thought you were going to ask a different question that Hank was going to have a hard time answering.
PFT Commenter
Okay.
Hank
I think. I think the Commanders are likable.
Big Cat
I root.
Hank
I root for them.
Big Cat
I do think he smiles a little too much. Starting to bother me a little bit. But I think they're a likable team. I like dan Quinn, Terry McLaurin. I like. I like Brian Robinson.
Hank
It's similar to the line. They won. They've won. Yeah, they've won Super Bowl. So it's a little different than the Lions, but it's like teams that are. Have been bad for a long time.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Hank
Once they're likable, it's. You root for them.
PFT Commenter
Because I. I have no frame of reference as to whether. I guess the only thing I can point to is that we're playing in the Sunday night game, which means that somebody wants to watch us.
Big Cat
Yeah. I mean, that's Jaden Daniels.
PFT Commenter
Jaden Daniels.
Big Cat
Yeah. He's had an incredible season. That. That's the Sunday game. I thought you were gonna ask a very different question.
PFT Commenter
Okay, ask the question I was gonna ask.
Big Cat
Should I ask it to you or Hank?
PFT Commenter
Ask it to Hank.
Big Cat
Okay.
Hank
Hank, ask it to hit first. Ask it to him first.
Big Cat
Do you. Do you think the Washington Commanders are good?
Hank
No.
Big Cat
Hank turn to me in the middle of the Cowboys Commanders game. He goes, they fucking stink.
Hank
I was thinking about the Saints game too. I was like, I've been. Last few games we've been watching, like they have been struggling against really bad teams.
PFT Commenter
Here's the thing about the Commanders, though. We're not that good. But Jaden Daniels finds a way to do things at the end of games. And today was Mariota. But if you look at since the Hail Mary game, game, we've scored like a million times in the last minute, minute and a half of games.
Hank
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
And just Max, fact check that crazy saintings. Mac, I think it was a million times that we scored the Commanders less than a million. I honestly don't think that the Commanders are a great football team. We might not even be very good. But.
Hank
But you're in the playoffs.
Big Cat
But. Yeah.
PFT Commenter
You know what we are is we're winners.
Big Cat
Yeah. Yeah.
PFT Commenter
And we figure out ways to.
Big Cat
That's true.
PFT Commenter
We're figuring out ways.
Big Cat
Dan Quinn's a winner.
PFT Commenter
We figure out ways. A Super bowl winning at one time, coach.
Big Cat
Yes. That's facts.
PFT Commenter
And something happens at the end of games where time slows down for usually Jaden, in this case Marcus. And it just ends up working out somehow. I don't know how they do it. I don't think that they're a very good team, but they're so fun to watch.
Hank
Against bad teams.
PFT Commenter
Against bad teams. Well, the Eagles. The Eagles are a good team.
Big Cat
True.
Hank
Well, they're playing Kenny Pickett.
PFT Commenter
Yeah. Eagles are a good team.
Hank
We'll see.
Max
What was the score when Jalen Hurts went out?
PFT Commenter
Does Kenny Pickett play defense?
Big Cat
That's true. Good point.
PFT Commenter
Is the Eagles defense good?
Big Cat
That's good point. Okay, but they could have. If Jalen hurts. Go ahead, Max.
PFT Commenter
Now Commanders, he's still trying to find Dan Campbell stats.
Max
No, I already found. I. I Found the one and the one.
Hank
You're Exactly.
Max
You're saying, no, I was wrong.
Big Cat
It was.
Max
By the way, it was the one. I was. Exactly what I was saying, but I got mixed up and whatever.
Big Cat
What?
Max
I got nervous. I got nervous, and when I went to say the one that I was actually saying, I was like, oh, that was actually a good idea. But I didn't realize. Realize it was tied when he went for it.
Big Cat
Yeah. Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Max, do you think the commanders are good?
Big Cat
Yeah.
Max
No, I think they're.
Big Cat
Be honest, Max.
Max
I think they're.
Big Cat
I mean, they're definitely. They're a playoff team. I think.
Max
I think they could beat the Bucks. I like.
Big Cat
Yes, I would agree. The Bucks, I think they're good enough. Yeah.
Max
I think they're good enough to win. To win a playoff game.
PFT Commenter
Here's the thing.
Max
I don't think there's anywhere near super bowl contenders.
PFT Commenter
I think. I think that they're. One of two things is going to happen against the Bucks. One, we're going to win in the last, like, 45 seconds of the game. Some crazy shit's going to happen. Todd Bulls will probably screw something up in terms of timeout or, like, a go for it strategy because he's no Dan Campbell. And then we somehow figure out a way to win a game that we were losing by 17 points in the first half. That's option number one. Option number two is we lose by, like, 25 points because we're not. We're not good, but we win and we're fun.
Big Cat
Wait, would you win in option one, you said?
PFT Commenter
Yeah, option one is we win.
Big Cat
So, Commander's money liner. Bucks alternate sports bread.
PFT Commenter
Yeah. That would not be a bad bet.
Big Cat
I might have to do that, but.
PFT Commenter
I love this team.
Big Cat
Equal amounts.
PFT Commenter
I love this team.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Mike McCarthy, they asked him after the game what he thought about his future. Did you hear his quote?
Big Cat
No.
PFT Commenter
He said, I don't like to talk about myself, but I'll just be clear. I'm a winner. I know how to win.
Big Cat
He. Max, he said, I'm actually. Mike McCarthy is a winner.
PFT Commenter
He said, I won a Super bowl in this building, as a matter of fact.
Big Cat
Yeah. Yeah.
Max
I'm actually going to compliment the Steelers.
Big Cat
Don't really.
Max
Are the commanders don't really get blown out of games.
Big Cat
No.
Max
So, like, I. I, like, don't agree with that. I think it's going to be a.
PFT Commenter
Well, the Bucks game, the Bucks blew us out.
Max
But week one, the Ravens.
PFT Commenter
Oh, no.
Big Cat
That was. Yeah.
PFT Commenter
One score.
Max
They lost by seven points.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Max
So, like, I don't think that that's necessarily. I. I feel like that would be going out on a limb to say that. That it's going to be a blowout or the Commanders win.
PFT Commenter
I just think that there's a good chance that the Bucks get up on an early lead against us, and then if, you know, a couple things don't break our way, then it's going to be pretty ugly in the second half. But there's an equally good chance where we're losing by 17 and we end up winning by two.
Max
I don't think, like, I think it's going to be a competitive game. I don't know necessarily who's going to win. I think the Commanders can win that game.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, there was a great moment in this game. Game. It reminded me a lot of the Bears Hail Mary where your cornerback started celebrating and waving goodbye to the crowd. Malik Hooker on fourth down put his hand up to be like, we got this stop against Marcus Mariota. As Marcus Mariota still had the ball and was running, like 30 yards downfield. That was a great screenshot to look at.
Big Cat
We also had a cheerleader get absolutely domed by a kickoff. That should count as a point.
PFT Commenter
She got smoked.
Big Cat
Yeah, that should count as a point.
Max
Disagree.
Big Cat
Why? It'd be funny.
Max
I think hitting women shouldn't count as a point.
Big Cat
I didn't say women. I didn't say women. I said cheerleader.
Max
True. There are men.
Big Cat
I never said. I never said the gender of the cheerleader.
PFT Commenter
Dallas Cowboys, historically have.
Big Cat
Could be.
PFT Commenter
Could be.
Big Cat
You don't know. You don't know. Cheerleaders come in all shapes and sizes.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, that was. That was a crazy, crazy kick. That was Aubrey, right?
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
And doesn't Evan McPherson or is it the other Bengals kicker that Evan McPherson.
Big Cat
I think has a girl, his girlfriend or fiance on.
PFT Commenter
On the cow. But that was not her.
Hank
Yeah, that got hit.
Big Cat
I don't think so, but yeah, that was.
PFT Commenter
That was crazy. It was like a bullet.
Big Cat
Yeah. Yeah. And then they zoomed in on her.
Max
She wore that like a champ.
PFT Commenter
She did. She did shout out Tressway asking her if she was okay. Great guy.
Big Cat
That is awesome. Great job, Tress.
PFT Commenter
Great job, Tress.
Big Cat
All right. Anything else in this game? No. I think. Ready for the offs.
PFT Commenter
I think that I'm ready for the offs. This much like the Bronco season. This whole season was a win, no matter what happens.
Big Cat
Yeah, definitely.
PFT Commenter
Obviously, I want to win in the playoffs, but, yeah, this is. It's been a great year.
Big Cat
What?
PFT Commenter
Map out a road okay, here's the road.
Big Cat
Because I know you've done it in your head. Yeah. We might as well do it for. For us.
PFT Commenter
Okay, so we beat the Bucks.
Big Cat
Okay.
PFT Commenter
Then the packers beat the Eagles. Which break my heart because I want to see. I want to play against the Eagles. At some point.
Big Cat
That would legit break my heart because I would have. Have robbed of getting to cheer for the Eagles demise.
PFT Commenter
So that. But that's part of the road. Part of the road is we somehow take over home field advantage. All right, so that happens. And then what was.
Big Cat
What was that face?
Max
There's a way that you said that I. I feel like there. There's going to be a part of you rooting for the Packers.
Big Cat
Absolutely not. Max, I can be more clear. You need to end the packers and then I'll root against you. I am 110% Eagles on Saturday or Sunday.
Max
You and Hank, it's.
Big Cat
It couldn't be more clear if they. If the packers beat you. If the packers beat you and I. I'm not even allowed to make fun of you for losing. That's tor. That's the worst.
Max
Y'all make fun of me.
Big Cat
No, I. No, because you should be like you. The packers just.
PFT Commenter
All right, here's the path.
Big Cat
Okay.
PFT Commenter
We beat the Bucks. Then we've got the packers beating the Eagles.
Big Cat
Okay.
PFT Commenter
Then we have the. The. I'm gonna say the Vikings beating the Rams. And then you've got the vi. The ramp.
Big Cat
Sorry. All the. All the.
PFT Commenter
All upsets.
Big Cat
Yeah. Five, six, seven.
PFT Commenter
And then you've got the Lions. They would have to play the Packers. The packers beat the Lions.
Big Cat
You beat the Vikings.
PFT Commenter
Beat the. We beat the Vikings.
Big Cat
Okay, that's possible.
Hank
That's.
Big Cat
It's possible. This is not crazy.
PFT Commenter
And then we beat the packers in the NFC Championship game at home.
Hank
Cinderella.
PFT Commenter
Cinderella story.
Big Cat
We. We.
PFT Commenter
We.
Big Cat
Who do you play the super bowl.
PFT Commenter
Then the Super Bowl. We play the Steelers. Yeah. Houston Texans. We play the Texans in the super bowl at. They changed the kickoff time to 3:30.
Big Cat
Oh, nice.
PFT Commenter
And then we. Yeah, we take out the Texans.
Big Cat
That's huge.
PFT Commenter
No, there's probably no chance, but.
Big Cat
No, that's a path.
PFT Commenter
I'm just. I'm just happy. Happy. I'm just happy.
Max
I think the NFC kind of is a path.
Big Cat
It's wide open.
Max
I think that, like, that didn't sound that crazy, what you just said.
PFT Commenter
Would it be crazy to say that the packers beat the Eagles? No, not crazy. Would it be crazy to say that the. The Vikings beat the Rams? No, no, not crazy. Would it be crazy to say that the packers beat the Lions?
Max
No.
PFT Commenter
Maybe.
Max
No, I don't think so.
Hank
Not that crazy.
Big Cat
No.
Hank
It's playoffs.
PFT Commenter
You don't think.
Big Cat
Versus Russ.
Max
I mean, maybe if Dan Campbell gets stopped on 4th and 1 and that in that game that it just happened.
PFT Commenter
That's a good point.
Hank
Has he ever done that?
Big Cat
No.
Hank
Yep.
Big Cat
It was.
Max
Tie game. Went for it on 4th and 1. Crazy.
PFT Commenter
So there's a path, however remote it might be. There's a path. It's the playoffs. Memes is frustrated about something. God knows.
Max
Well, Memes just is such a different fan that he thinks that, like the Jets.
Memes
Are you talking too down on yourself? Mark Sanchez done as a rookie. Jane Daniels is a lot better.
PFT Commenter
That's true.
Memes
Going to Tampa. You beat Tampa.
PFT Commenter
You started to talk like Gruden right now.
Big Cat
Yeah. Why? Why? Why are you talking Pittsburgh?
Memes
Then you go up to Detroit.
PFT Commenter
Rank your favorite memes. Voices. Mine is number one, Hank Hill. I didn't know you had that in.
Hank
No, that was good.
Big Cat
That was great.
PFT Commenter
And then two. We got. We got pits. We got Gruden memes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, listen. It's a possibility. It's a. I. I am confident that we can beat the Bucks. There's definitely a way that we beat the Bucks, but there's a lot of good teams in the nfc. I just.
Big Cat
But they all have flaws.
PFT Commenter
I just really.
Big Cat
They all have flaws. That's the biggest thing. They all have flaws. Yeah. I know you really wanted the Eagles. I'm sorry.
PFT Commenter
For you pisses me off.
Big Cat
You wanted the Eagles. I knew. I knew you did, too.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big Cat
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PFT Commenter
So what was Sean McVay thinking going in this week? Did he just didn't think it was important to have to avoid the Lions or the Vikings at all?
Big Cat
Yeah, no, he was just like, I, I want to rest my guys.
PFT Commenter
It's kind of a weird move though, isn't it? It.
Big Cat
I don't. I, I think, I think he's been there, done that. Play whoever you play.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, because I mean, ultimately, who would you rather play in the playoffs? The Commanders or maybe the Lions?
Big Cat
Yeah, I think he just wanted to. I think he wanted to get healthy because he's got an old quarterback.
PFT Commenter
So this is what concerns me about that move is that I feel like Sean McVay knows something.
Big Cat
Yeah, no, I'm nervous about the Rams now, especially watching the Vikings play against the Lions. I'm, I'm, I'm back to nervous about my pinky.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, they weren't good today and some of that has to do with Jimmy G at quarterback. But.
Big Cat
But they almost won the game.
PFT Commenter
They almost won the game.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
In the Gino incentives game, which he hit all three of them, by the way.
Big Cat
Oh. Easily.
PFT Commenter
He got $6 million incentive stay good for Gino. But the fact that Sean McVeigh did not care about winning this game makes me think that the Rams are going to be very dangerous.
Big Cat
Yeah, I'd agree.
PFT Commenter
Because you, if you were desperate, if you were, if you had doubts in your team, you would be like, we need every edge we can get.
Big Cat
Yep.
PFT Commenter
Let's go out there, win this game, and try to avoid a great team from the north.
Big Cat
I guess you also don't. I mean, you, you don't know how the other games are going to go. Although they are. Had already played. No. If.
PFT Commenter
If they had won.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
They would be the three seed.
Big Cat
Yeah. I was saying, you didn't know. I like going before the game. If the packers had won and the commanders had lost, it would have been the Packers. So, you know, and you're. You're setting a plan for going forward probably days before being like, this is what we're going to do.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big Cat
So you're just not concerned at all. Yeah.
PFT Commenter
So that, that's what makes me concerned about the Rams.
Big Cat
Yeah. And as for The Seahawks, year one under Mike McDonald, I. It wasn't terrible.
PFT Commenter
No.
Big Cat
I mean, they won 10 games.
PFT Commenter
It was very frustrating.
Big Cat
It was extremely frustrating.
PFT Commenter
Felt like you could have won at least two or three more.
Big Cat
They had that, that, that. I mean, the fact that the Seahawks, they kind of have a similar setup as the Bengals. They look back, they lost to the Giants.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big Cat
Like, how did that happen?
PFT Commenter
The. Yeah, the Colts and the Seahawks lost to the Giants.
Big Cat
Like, how do you let. How do you. How do you let that happen? And so, because, like, other than that, they lost to teams that were, you know, they lost the Lions, Understandable. They lost the 49ers before the. Everyone got injured. Understandable. They lost the Bills and the Rams, the Packers and the Vikings. Those are all not terrible losses. So if you look at the Seahawks season, it really just comes down to you don't lose that Giants game. You're in the playoffs. Year one in Mike. Mike McDonald. And so I, I don't know. I feel like arrow pointing slightly up.
PFT Commenter
I think you're. You're happy overall, but you're. You're also very frustrated.
Big Cat
Yes. Okay. So Rams, because I think they would.
PFT Commenter
When they moved on from Pete Carroll, they. They at the very least wanted a coach that would attempt to run the ball.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
And which they did a little bit today. But Mike McDonald, he failed that part of the test year one.
Big Cat
How did the. The Rams see. I mean, listen. Sean McVeigh, Kevin O'Connell, they know each other. Those guys know each other. That. It's funny, too, because that was kind of the launching off point for the Rams season. Remember, that was early on in the season, they were 2 and 4, and it's like, if they don't win this game, they're pretty much dead. Which turned out to be true. They needed to win that game, and they won. That game was a Thursday night game. And Stafford carved up the. The. The Vikings defense. I think that was the game that everyone came back right before, you know, like, it was like we didn't. We didn't know if Puka was going to play or not. And then he played right. Like it was announced right before. And then he carved him up. It's gonna be interesting matchup.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big Cat
Interesting match.
PFT Commenter
I think I like the Rams.
Big Cat
Yeah, I probably like the Rams, too. All right. Cardinals 47, 49ers, 24.
PFT Commenter
You got anything on this game?
Big Cat
Nope. Josh Dobbs played.
PFT Commenter
He did play.
Big Cat
Yep.
PFT Commenter
Kyler looked okay.
Big Cat
Yep. Trey McBride catch a touchdown or.
PFT Commenter
No, Trey McBride did get a touch. All he does is score touchdowns.
Big Cat
Yes.
PFT Commenter
And he also had an awesome play where he carried Fred Warner like a backpack.
Big Cat
Oh, that's cool.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big Cat
Season from hell for the 49ers over. Yeah. So 11.
PFT Commenter
So what do you do if you're the 49ers?
Big Cat
You see how bad Brock Purdy's hurt, and then you go from there.
PFT Commenter
And Christian McCaffrey Walls.
Hank
He'll be back.
Big Cat
Okay. Okay.
PFT Commenter
What do you. What about Debo? What do you do with Debo?
Big Cat
Cut.
PFT Commenter
You cut your wide back?
Big Cat
I don't know if. I don't know if cut is. I don't know what his contract is. I'd say you move on from Deb. Debo. You finally move on.
PFT Commenter
Find a way to move on from that contract.
Big Cat
Yes.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, that one. You move, you get Ayuk back next year.
Big Cat
IU comes back, Debo's a little older. Also felt like there was times where Kyle Shanahan tried to spam Debo, so maybe you just gotta. It might be better for Kyle Shanahan to not have deboned his life because.
PFT Commenter
He'S always thinking, I want more Debo. What if I use Debo for this?
Big Cat
Yeah. Like this run this sweep. What if I deboed it?
PFT Commenter
You'll get Trent Williams back.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
That'll be good.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Fred Warner's still good.
Big Cat
Yeah. I think the 49ers will be a. A buy on team next year.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big Cat
It's like, you know, they. They had a bad year. They had a season from hell. They get to rest up. They don't have to play deep into January.
PFT Commenter
Kittle's gonna be fresh.
Big Cat
Kittle's gonna be fresh. They'll get a higher draft pick. They'll be fine. John lynch is a very good gm. Kyle Shand's a very good coach.
PFT Commenter
I just. I don't like that the 49ers were such a bummer to watch because. Say what you want about them in the past, they've always been fun.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
And they were not fun this year.
Big Cat
But they definitely have to. They. I think their roster is, like, on the older side that they have to figure make some hard decisions and kind of reset. But it can be done very quickly. Look at the Bills.
PFT Commenter
And what. What did the Cardinals do?
Big Cat
Hope next year's different.
PFT Commenter
Okay.
Big Cat
I don't really know. I. I'm not the biggest Kyler guy.
PFT Commenter
I think they should keep him around. I think that Kyle, you. You stay rolling with Kyler for a little bit, because at least they have, like, I know what the Cardinals are in my head, and it's Kyler Murray scampering around, having two games where he looks awesome, a couple games where he looks just awful, and then that's all the mental head space you have to have on the Cardinals.
Big Cat
Kyler's not a confetti quarterback.
PFT Commenter
Oh.
Big Cat
Can you close your eyes and see confetti coming on? Coming down on Kyler? No.
PFT Commenter
Maybe on a game show or something.
Big Cat
Cuz, like, think about it. Like, there's so much confetti. Then you're like, where'd Kyler go? Can't find him.
PFT Commenter
Gets lost in it.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
In esports, it's like a dog going.
Big Cat
Into a leaf pile.
PFT Commenter
I love those videos of the dogs.
Big Cat
Going into the snow.
PFT Commenter
Like, you could actually measure snow by taking Kyler outside and by just tossing him.
Big Cat
I watched a video where a dog. There was a GoPro attached to the dog, and he ran from the house. It looked like an Italian villa or something. He ran from the house all the way down these, like, windy rocks and jumped into the ocean. Probably the Mediterranean.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, that was a good one.
Big Cat
And it was, like, two and a half minutes long. It's like that dog has the best life of all time.
PFT Commenter
That dog was all gas, no breaks.
Big Cat
Yeah. And so that's what we would do. With the Cardinal season, get a GoPro.
PFT Commenter
Move to Italy, put on Kyler, and.
Big Cat
Just run down to the water every single day.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, pretty good.
Big Cat
Good. Good plan. Okay. Last two games you want to do Eagles, Giants.
Max
We can Skip it.
Big Cat
Eagles 20, Giants 13. Well, we. I. I guess the only question I'd have about Eagles, Giants is, is Jalen hurts out of concussion protocol?
Max
Nope.
PFT Commenter
Oh, so what does that mean?
Big Cat
You're. You're less than seven days away from your first round playoff game.
Max
He went through a walkthrough yesterday, so. And the end the line for Eagles. Packers just moved a full point.
Big Cat
To where?
Max
Four and a half.
Big Cat
Okay.
PFT Commenter
Okay. So that means he's probably going to play.
Big Cat
Or it means someone bet a lot of money on the Eagles.
Max
Probably the. The former.
Big Cat
That he's going to play.
Max
I. I get former. And ladder.
PFT Commenter
I do, too.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Yeah. Ladder is the most recent one.
Max
Yep. Probably the latter.
PFT Commenter
So you think somebody bet a lot of money on the Eagles, not that.
Big Cat
He can clear concussion?
Max
Yeah, I just don't think that they're gonna, like, say that he cleared concussion protocol in, like, 1045.
Big Cat
Right. But do you think he will clear concussion protocol?
Max
Yes, in my heart of hearts.
PFT Commenter
Do you wish Saquon had played?
Max
No, because he's healthy and the offensive line is healthy, and you saw a lot of people get injured today.
Big Cat
On the Eagles?
Max
No, on other playoff teams.
Big Cat
What about Tanner McKee?
Max
Great. He's the QB2 of the future.
Big Cat
Wow, that's good. You got that figured out. Yep.
Max
He's so good.
Big Cat
So Kenny and then Tanner McKee for the playoffs.
Max
So good. Tanner Key is so good.
Big Cat
Yeah. I hope Jalen Hurts clears concussion protocol.
PFT Commenter
Same.
Max
Same.
PFT Commenter
Well, no, I want to take that back. I hope that he clears it whenever it's good for his body and brain, his mind, to clear it. Not a second earlier.
Max
Me too. Agreed.
Big Cat
I hope Jalen hurts, clears concussion protocol. But not until, like, Friday. Because I'd like to see Max's brain just be like, what does this mean?
Max
See, that's how there's a part of you, like, if you're really rooting against the packers this weekend. You wouldn't say that.
Big Cat
Why?
Max
Because Wednesday, Wednesday, you would want them never.
Big Cat
I'd like at least two more days of him not clearing concussion protocol. I'd like at least one more report where they say he has not cleared concussion.
Max
You want one more show for me to be nervous about concussion protocol?
PFT Commenter
Yeah, I want you to become an expert in concussion protocol at some point this week because you're so Nervous.
Big Cat
If Jalen hurts, doesn't clear concussion protocol, will you give us permission to concuss you and put you in protocol?
Max
I'm. I am. Already have a history of concussions.
Big Cat
Okay, so we won't do that. We will not do that.
PFT Commenter
I think we should just give Max the concussion test before every show.
Big Cat
Yeah, that would be a good idea. Baseline. Giants can. What. What even pick do they have now? Fourth. They still might get Shador. They could turn two or three. Third. They could. Yeah, they could get Shador.
PFT Commenter
They could get Cam Ward.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
And I don't know if they're going to bring back Dable. It's not. Things seem to be trending towards not.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
And again, we talk about when they had been McAdoo and Maris said that they would not fire Ben McAdoo. Then two weeks later, they fired Ben McAdoo.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Did the same thing with Joe Judge this season. They said they're not going to fire Brian Dable. It's not necessarily a good thing to get a vote of confidence. For Mr. Mara.
Big Cat
Yes, for Mr. Mara.
PFT Commenter
So if they do fire Dable, what about this plan? Sark? And then you just wait for Arch.
Big Cat
You.
PFT Commenter
You do one season of tanking. David, if you look at the schedule that the Giants have to play next year. Not easy.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
They have to play the NFC North.
Big Cat
Well, that's because they're also the. The Giants.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, that's true. But they also have to play the AFC West.
Big Cat
Okay.
PFT Commenter
So a lot of good teams. And then. So that's six playoff teams right there between those two divisions.
Big Cat
Are we sure the Arch is worth taking for?
PFT Commenter
Then you take a little bit. You should. You should take for somebody.
Big Cat
Agreed.
PFT Commenter
If Arch Manning is not worth tanking for, if you're the Giants, then who is?
Big Cat
I don't know. I'm just asking the question because if Arch Manning was worth taking for, I would. I would have thought Arch Manning would.
PFT Commenter
Be playing in the playoffs right now.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Well, it's because Sark is keeping him fresh because he's going to become the Giants coach.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Then tank and then draft Arch.
Big Cat
Because I'm also kind of done watching Quinn Ewers.
PFT Commenter
I'm not.
Big Cat
I. I am. I'm done watching Quinn Ewers. I'd rather watch Arch.
PFT Commenter
But if you're. If you're a Giants fan, that. That should get your blood going a little bit, right?
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Like just picturing a Manning jersey.
Big Cat
Yeah. Yeah. Wait, what does it. What does it have right now? It has them taking Travis Hunter. Okay. Abdul Carter to the Jets. Way to go. Kelvin Banks, offensive tackle. I like that. Ashton. Jenny for sure is going to be a Cowboy. That is the most Cowboys pick ever. Oh, my God. He's going to run for like 1500 yards and they're going to go to the playoffs like everything's fixed. That is the most Cowboys thing ever. Oh, McMillan is a stud from Arizona. Love that. That would be. That would be nice.
Hank
Just what we need.
Big Cat
Yeah. Okay. Last game. Bears 24, Packers 22. What can I say? We beat the Packers. That's what we do.
PFT Commenter
Packers specialist.
Big Cat
That's what we do. We beat the Packers. Fake punt or not fake punt. The. The. The fake punt catch was awesome.
PFT Commenter
That was a great play.
Big Cat
The Keenan Allen interception. Awesome. So funny.
PFT Commenter
That was a very funny play.
Big Cat
Almost bears the out of this game with the fumble late. And then we. The Packers, I don't know what they were doing on defense at the end of the game, but that's just what, that's just the difference between good organizations and bad organizations. Caleb Bears find ways to win these games.
PFT Commenter
Caleb got clotheslined so hard on that final drive.
Big Cat
Yeah. Yeah, he got. Yeah, he got Horse collar tackled, but yeah, kill made it through a ball perfectly. To DJ Moore, Cairo Santos. Revenge. Fun fact for you. The Bears and the packers in the vaunted NFC North. Both one in five. And the packers needed a block field goal to win that one game. I can't remember who was against.
PFT Commenter
Cause the Bears owned the packers in 2025. The packers have never beaten the Chicago.
Big Cat
Listen, I know we dropped like two spots, maybe three spots in the draft order. I was saying it before. My. My oldest is five and a half. He's halfway through kindergarten. He has never been alive for the Bears to beat the Packers. So this was kind of nice. Yeah, it's nice to beat the Packers.
PFT Commenter
I told you you could do this and you were. You were being a negative Nelly.
Big Cat
Well, I mean, I, we needed a lot of things to go right, including, you know, to. To completely fake them out with that punt return. We need Jordan Love to go out. We needed the packers to. To play the dumbest defense I've ever seen. But I'm happy for Caleb Williams to end on a high note. Feels good. A lot of things to. To work on. The organization is not in a good place. But we own the Packers.
PFT Commenter
Trending up or trending down?
Big Cat
Trending down. Trending very far down.
PFT Commenter
That should make the packers feel awful.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
That even after you beat them, you're like, yeah, we're not in a good Spot.
Big Cat
Here's the thing. I know packers fans, like, will tell themselves, well, we just screwed you out of a couple. Couple. Couple picks, you know, in the draft. It bothers packers fans to no end because they love beating the Bears, and they love beating the Bears all the time, and we haven't beaten them since 2018, and we haven't won a road Sunday game in 20, you know, in three years. Where the Packers, Daddy, is this, like.
Hank
An Ohio State situation where even if they win the super bowl, like, it's kind of a lost season because they didn't beat the Bears?
Big Cat
I'd rather them not win the Super Bowl. I'll say that right now. I do not want the packers to win the Super Bowl. But. Good question, Hank. We are the packers, daddy, though. We own them.
PFT Commenter
Could this be a moment where, you know, for the last five years, all you've wanted is to beat the packers, but at what cost?
Big Cat
No, I mean, I'm. I've just wanted them to be good.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big Cat
And they're not good. But we beat the packers, so. And it's great that it happened at the last game of the season, so I can just be like, hey, we. We're on a. We're on a winning streak. I will do a clock, you know, somewhere in the summer where it's like, it's been 200 and whatever, 50 days you got.
PFT Commenter
You got to hope that super late in the season.
Big Cat
Yeah. Or not. Let's not even schedule next year. Yeah, let's just. We'll. We'll do it the year after.
PFT Commenter
What if you just destroyed the entire franchise?
Big Cat
Yeah, it bothers. It bothers the Packers. They lost The Bears. I love it. I fucking love it. So Caleb's rookie season, his numbers. He. He leads the Chicago Bears franchise history in total yards. So he did that in one year also. I mean, it's. We have never had a quarterback, Hank. That's how it's possible.
PFT Commenter
Wait, say that stat again.
Big Cat
He leads. He has the most total yard, so rushing and receiving or passing in Bears franchise history in one season.
PFT Commenter
That's pretty good.
Big Cat
4030. I think Jay had, like 4000 and, I don't know, five or something. One year.
PFT Commenter
You see the guy.
Big Cat
We're working on it.
Hank
One year. All time. All time and for one season.
Big Cat
For one season.
Hank
Oh, okay. I thought you're talking about for one season.
Big Cat
One season. For all time. One season. Yeah. And he ended with, you know, 3,500. Now, if you told me before the season that he had 3,500 yards and 20 touchdowns and six interceptions. I would have been like, holy, we're in the playoffs. Didn't go that way. Didn't go the way I thought it would. A lot to work on. Caleb's got a lot to work on. The Bears have a lot to work on. I don't. I have more confidence in Caleb working on the things and the Bears working on the things because everything that I've read and heard. The Bears are going to hire Brian Flores. They're probably not even going to interview Ben Johnson. Mike Vrabel is going to be the Patriots head coach. Ryan Poles is going to keep his job and that's going to be an awkward. I don't know what's going to happen where he's got one year and then the new coach is like, hey, this guy. And whatever. Another time, another day. The Bears beat the Packers. We own the Packers.
PFT Commenter
I have some advice for the, for the McCaskey family.
Big Cat
You gotta at least don't swear.
PFT Commenter
Okay. To dearest McCaskey family. I hope this missive finds you well.
Big Cat
Yeah. By the way, happy birthday to Virginia. 102 years old.
PFT Commenter
Happy birthday to Virginia. Sweet Virginia. Very happy to have you around for hopefully many more notes around the sun.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Yeah. This is to Virginia.
Big Cat
No, I couldn't. I. I reflexively said no when you said hope to have you around for many more. I shouldn't have said that. Happy birthday.
PFT Commenter
We. We're glad you're not dead. I am glad you're not dead. No, I. I am.
Big Cat
Oh, okay.
PFT Commenter
I'm glad you're not.
Big Cat
Again. Happy birthday, Virginia. And.
PFT Commenter
And Miss Virginia. Excuse me, miss. Mrs. McCasky.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Wait, is it a Mrs. Or is it a Miss? Is there a mystery McCasky?
Big Cat
No, I mean her husband died like long.
PFT Commenter
Oh, she's 102.
Max
What did you say, Hank?
Big Cat
What? Yeah.
Hank
Trying to be nice. Happy birthday.
Big Cat
She got a lot of money. Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Okay.
Big Cat
Anyways, go back to it. Yeah.
PFT Commenter
You have to at least pretend to interview Ben Johnson.
Big Cat
Yeah. You have to. Well, she's not Che.
PFT Commenter
Well, tell.
Big Cat
Address this to George, Mr. McCaskey. George. Her. Her son.
PFT Commenter
Her son.
Big Cat
Her full grown adult son.
PFT Commenter
Her 70 year old who doesn't swear.
Big Cat
Yes. Yes.
PFT Commenter
Mr. McCask. You have to at least pretend to interview Ben Johnson.
Big Cat
Yes.
PFT Commenter
Just at the very minimum, get. Get him on a zoom call.
Big Cat
Yes.
PFT Commenter
And be. And then you can say we didn't think that he. His vision for the future of this offense aligned with Chicago Bears values.
Big Cat
Yes.
PFT Commenter
But you can't just hire Brian Flores because Ryan Po. Says, this is my buddy.
Big Cat
Yes. What are you laughing about back there?
Max
I just looked at a picture of her where she looks so old, and then underneath it, it said 1999.
Big Cat
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Max
Like, that's insane.
Big Cat
That was when she. That's when she fired her other idiot son.
PFT Commenter
What is that guy doing now?
Big Cat
Michael McCasky? Wait, I think he might have died. No, I'm thinking of someone else. Yes, he died. No, he died. He died. But, yeah, yeah, they're a mess. I'm not going to think about it today. Today's about beating the Packers.
PFT Commenter
Listen, you have to at least pretend to interview Ben Johnson. And, yes, give Brian Flores an interview. But also, let's not Forget about the 40th anniversary of your vaunted 1985 Chicago Bears team. And what better way to move forward as a franchise than by honoring that season and by bringing back a small piece of it. Dual head coaches Jeff Fisher and Ron Rivera.
Big Cat
H. That would be fun. She was 62 years old when that happened.
PFT Commenter
She was old. So old when the Chicago Bears won the Super Bowl. She was old enough to be confused by the rap in the Super Bowl Shuffle.
Big Cat
Yes.
Hank
Probably offended. Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Like, this isn't music.
Big Cat
No, seriously, Happy birthday. I, I, I don't think she's doing, like. She's a sweet old lady, and it's not her fault anymore. I mean, I guess it kind of is because she hired her son and whatever. It's. Today's about beating the Packers.
PFT Commenter
Nice, mom.
Big Cat
Today's about beating the Packers.
PFT Commenter
Great mom.
Big Cat
Well, she fired one of her sons. Smart move. Today's about beating the Packers. We beat the Packers. We are the Packers, Daddy. Packers fans, you're 0 and 1 in the last one. Max. I'm going to give you the blueprint on how to beat the Packers. Hell yeah. You. We're back. We're back. I'm gonna do it.
PFT Commenter
Are the packers better with Malik Willis at quarterback?
Big Cat
Yes. Jordan Love just throws off his back foot. Yeah. That's all he does.
PFT Commenter
He's really good at it.
Big Cat
He is good at it. I, I do. Is Christian Watson hurt?
Max
Christian Watson. It looks like he's out.
Big Cat
Jordan Love is. That's actually significant. Like that. That does suck for the packers because he is their field stretcher.
PFT Commenter
And I do think that when Malik Willis gets In the game, LaFleur gets more invested in the coach.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Where he's like, I really have to get in my bag. And he. He calls more creative, does things a little bit more unorthodox. They're more Fun to watch, I think when Willis is playing.
Big Cat
Yeah. By the way, did you guys. I, I think I did mention this, but the, the. The Bears have the same division record as the Packers.
PFT Commenter
One in five.
Big Cat
One and five. And I think technically in division they get the tiebreaker on head to head point. Point differential. Because we beat them by two and they beat us by one. No, it's big. So.
PFT Commenter
So this season.
Big Cat
So on aggregate. Yeah. That. That's, that's correct. We beat them by two and they beat us by one. So. Yeah. So like going up in the packers in the NFC North. Yeah.
PFT Commenter
On college football, division rules.
Big Cat
Yes.
PFT Commenter
You finished in third place in the division.
Big Cat
Correct.
PFT Commenter
Packers finished in place.
Big Cat
Correct.
Hank
Congrats.
Big Cat
Anyone could beat up on all the other teams.
PFT Commenter
Yeah. And the Big North.
Big Cat
Anyone. Literally anyone.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big Cat
Could, you know, beat teams like the Colts and you know, they could do that. But. Or the Cardinals. But not everyone could just fight in the NFC north and win on a technicality.
PFT Commenter
Is Thomas Brown the guy?
Big Cat
No. They're going to interview him for a head coaching job. Which is nice.
PFT Commenter
It's good.
Big Cat
He's doing that.
PFT Commenter
It's good.
Big Cat
But no, definitely not. They fucked Thomas Brown over. They made him. He was doing fine. There was a three game stretch where Caleb looked more confident because he was up in the booth being the oc and then they're like, hey, dude, you did pretty good for three games. Which he was. He started the season not as the oc. Became the oc. Three weeks later, became the head coach. They. That guy over.
PFT Commenter
He did such a good job at being OC that they promoted him.
Big Cat
They just. That was a. That was really stupid and very Bears like. But yeah, the future is as grim as possible. I'm not. I'm not gonna get my. I've said this before. I'm not gonna get myself excited. What are you gonna. What were you saying?
Memes
Same names, variable.
Big Cat
No. Frable's the coach of the Patriots.
Memes
Chicago.
PFT Commenter
Maybe the Jets.
Big Cat
The. I'm not going to let myself get excited until they actually show me on the interfield.
PFT Commenter
He hasn't signed.
Big Cat
Yeah. Like I.
PFT Commenter
To my knowledge, he hasn't even interviewed with the Patriots yet.
Hank
Me neither. Yeah, I don't think he has, but.
PFT Commenter
He has interview with the jets, so really the only job he could take right now is with the Jets.
Big Cat
Yeah, that is true.
Hank
The top of his big board is probably Jets.
Big Cat
Jets. Yeah. On his Etsy board. I'm not going to let myself get excited in the off season and talk myself into something that they have proven. Time and time against they can't deliver. I will spend the off season talking about how we're 10 against the packers in the last one. And that's fine. That you know what I am. I'm based in facts now. I based in fact results. I'm a results based guy. I'm not going to talk about hypotheticals and who we add an offensive lineman and coach and we're like, oh, you know, the Bears are going to be great. No, no. Facts. Want to know in last one against packers this year.
PFT Commenter
Undefeated this year, Right?
Big Cat
Yep. Facts. Not a lot of teams can say that. I guess the super bowl champ.
PFT Commenter
Actually, all of us can.
Big Cat
Yeah, all of us can say it. And also the super bowl champ will be able to say that for sure. Actually, I'm. Unless one of you wins the Super Bowl. Yeah, I guess. Memes. Hank and I are going to finish 2025 or start 2525 without a loss.
PFT Commenter
Yeah. Whenever they say only one team finishes with a win in their last game, that's actually not true.
Big Cat
No, there's a lot of teams. Yeah, 16 of them. What do you say, Max? Well, we all.
Max
We all started 2025 without a loss.
Big Cat
You know, that's what we were just saying. But you guys are the only. You guys are the only ones who have a chance to lose in 2025, which actually I'm happy I don't have a chance to lose so far in 2025. You understand that? Yep.
Max
No, no, that made no sense.
Big Cat
It makes perfect sense. He's saying very simple.
PFT Commenter
He's happy that they don't have a playoff game that he could lose.
Big Cat
Yeah. Because, big cat, I'm stay 10 for the next nine months.
PFT Commenter
You'd rather not even in 2025?
Big Cat
5. There's a good chance you guys are not gonna be. You're gonna take at least one loss.
PFT Commenter
No, I'm a winner. I'm not gonna lose.
Big Cat
Okay.
Hank
That's the spirit.
PFT Commenter
Yeah. Anybody, anytime, anywhere. I wish, I wish we could. I just wish we could change bracket and play against the Eagles. Oh, nothing would make me happier.
Big Cat
Oh, I know you're rooting hard for it too. You're really hard for it. Okay, should we finish up with who's back of the week? Oh, I have a Roback question. Rhobac.com promo code take 20% off your first purchase. Roback.com promo code take Q, zips, polos, hoodies, joggers, shorts. Roback.com promo code Take my roback Question is, who ended up losing the Picks competition.
PFT Commenter
Good question.
Hank
Great question.
Max
That would be me.
Big Cat
Oh, Max, you lost.
Max
Yep.
Big Cat
That's a shame.
Hank
I have a qu. I have a robot question.
Big Cat
Yeah, Hank, go ahead, robot question. Hit us.
Hank
Well, I guess for. Do you want to clarify what the. What the punishment is?
Big Cat
The punishment is the loser of the pits picks competition this year has to go to an awl's bachelor party and get drunk with awls, which isn't really a punishment, it's actually a reward. But some of us. Us don't love traveling when we don't have to work. So that's the punishment this year.
Hank
So I was thinking about this last night and you know, even just the past week, obviously with the new year and the show and how much we appreciate our fans, and I was just thinking, like, we have non male awl fans.
PFT Commenter
That's a good point.
Hank
Like, we did just pigeonhole this true, you know, contest into just bachelor parties.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Hank
What about the female awls? Bachelorettes?
Big Cat
Yeah, yeah, good point.
Max
Sounds like a good idea for another punishment. But it's a shame that this one is a bachelor party.
PFT Commenter
That's a good point. This is also a bachelor party.
Hank
I was just thinking out loud. It's like, do not. Do not. Do you not care about our female fans?
Max
No, no, I do.
Big Cat
I care about our. I agree.
Max
This sounds like a great idea for another punishment that we can do.
Hank
But why? But like, we could.
Max
It's a shame that we already made this one a bachelor party. I wish we didn't. I wish we didn't.
Big Cat
We could vote. Yeah. No, no.
Max
Yeah, for our next punishment. We can do that.
Big Cat
No, we can vote right out for this one. No, no, no.
Hank
Are you saying you wouldn't want to hang out with our female? Like you wouldn't want to go to.
Max
No, I just want to. You're saying you oblige by obl. Oblige to. Why are you saying that we were doing.
Big Cat
What is that word you're saying?
Max
I don't know. Oblige. I want to oblige to the punishment.
Big Cat
Is that what you think?
Max
I want to oblige to the punishment. And unfortunately we said this was a bachelor party.
Big Cat
What about. About now? Would we leave open those freaks and weirdos that do a combined bachelor and bachelor party?
PFT Commenter
No, I say they're out. Yeah, they're out.
Big Cat
It's got. If you're listening to the. If you're listening to this show right now and you do that, stop listening to the show. This show's not for you.
Hank
And if you're a Female, not. We care about you.
Big Cat
Unless. Unless you're.
Max
Unless a great idea.
Big Cat
Unless your fiance made you do the combined, then you're off.
PFT Commenter
If I had lost, I would say it's going to be equal opportunity, because I think that we should shine more light on some of the female awls out there that sometimes listen to show. Yeah.
Hank
I don't want to think, oh, am.
Big Cat
I the only one you want to let them.
Max
I think that we should do that.
PFT Commenter
Can I ask a question?
Big Cat
Can. I'm gonna. I want to role play real quick. Like, I lost. Hank asked me if I would do that.
Hank
Hey, big cat. Like, I know we. We said bachelor party, but I was kind of thinking last.
Big Cat
Oh, wait, are you thinking bachelorette party? Yeah, I'm in. That's how. That's how I would act because I love our female listeners. Yas queen. I'm in.
PFT Commenter
I have a question, Max. Real back. Pft. Why are you afraid of girls?
Max
Yeah, they're scary.
Big Cat
Good answer. Fair point. All right, so bachelor and bachelor.
Hank
Get your hair done.
Big Cat
Everyone submit. Even bachelorette parties, you can.
Max
You can submit anything, but we.
Big Cat
We're the ones deciding where you go.
Max
Correct on the bachelor party. That was the punishment.
Big Cat
Okay. Anywhere.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, anywhere. And sounds like there's no time limit.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Max
So it could be like, well, I can't miss work.
Big Cat
No, no, you can.
Max
I can't.
Big Cat
Yeah, yeah.
Max
You can't really miss.
Big Cat
We're saying you can right now.
PFT Commenter
I can cover also if you're.
Big Cat
Thank you. Memes.
PFT Commenter
If you're one of those bachelor parties that. That likes to do an activity instead of, like, the whole going out and drinking and getting drunk all the time, if you're doing, like, like a group marathon or something like that, like, we're all going to travel together and compete in this endurance race. That's cool, too.
Hank
Yeah, we're definitely in for Japanese awls. Don't feel like you're too. Like, we care about you guys, too.
Big Cat
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Max
Shout out Tokyo is probably. Japan's probably fun.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Also is Memes. Does he have to go to a retirement party?
Big Cat
Yes. So we need to find second place. Yeah, we got to find that.
Memes
Or a divorce hearing.
Big Cat
Or a divorce hearing. I would prefer a divorce hearing. I think that'd be funnier.
PFT Commenter
Memes in the back. Like Harbaugh, Judge Judy.
Big Cat
I still think the funeral wasn't that crazy, but whatever. We'll not do that. So, Max, congrats. We had a quite a testy Saturday night. I know.
Max
I don't. I was. I don't I don't know why I was so upset. I was.
Big Cat
He was Max. Every part.
PFT Commenter
Punishment.
Hank
It's like, dude, PFG to drive across country.
Max
I wanted to drive across the country.
PFT Commenter
60 Minutes. This is my punishment, and I did it.
Hank
Meme still hasn't gotten over doing 15 minutes of stand up.
Big Cat
It changed him forever.
Max
Yeah, actually, I was just. No, I was just pissed. It was. I was just pissed in the way that. That I lost because I was, like, looking forward to, you know, the. The getting riled up for Sunday and wanting to. It was more so that I lost than I was about the actual punishment.
Big Cat
Because you lost on the push, but you.
Max
The only way I could have possibly lost on Saturday night.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Max
And that's what it was.
Big Cat
Yep. And you kept on leaving the group chat over and over. We had to keep adding you back. You were getting very upset.
Max
Yeah, I know. I shouldn't have done. I should. I'm. I'm excited. I'm excited to make friends with some awl.
Big Cat
So love that.
PFT Commenter
I'm excited.
Big Cat
Male. Yeah.
Max
Yep. The bachelor party is gonna be great.
Big Cat
If you're listening to this and you want to invite Max to your bachelorette party, just maybe put like.
Max
So there's no way that Eddie. Bachelorette party would want me there.
Big Cat
Challenge accepted. Are you challenging? No.
Max
No, I'm not challenging them. I'm not.
PFT Commenter
There would be a bachelorette who's maybe her. Her fiance is a big awl, and she wants to make him jealous. Invite Max from party.
Big Cat
I. I would love to see the face of some of the girls being like, this is the worst stripper ever. Why did you bring him?
PFT Commenter
He walks in a boot.
Max
I gotta. Yeah.
Big Cat
Okay.
Max
Camera.
Big Cat
So we'll get it. We'll get it set up. I'm excited for you, Max.
Max
Yeah, that'll be good.
Big Cat
We're gonna pick something good.
Hank
And I'm doing the nine daughter stream.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Hank
In two weeks.
Big Cat
Yeah. And I'm gonna tattoo probably actually this week because I think we have a tattoo artist coming in.
PFT Commenter
And I'm gonna get a perm.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Max
And I'm gonna.
Big Cat
The baseball thing. Max hurt his foot. Yeah.
Max
That really. That really threw a wrench into things.
Big Cat
We're gonna do that. We're gonna do that. Okay. Should we finish up with who's back of the week? Who's back of the week? Henry. Who's back of the week?
Hank
Who's back of the week? I got a couple. I think I'll save one for pfc. I'm guessing he's Gonna take it. My other one, Leangela Ball.
Big Cat
Go on.
Hank
Not in the NBA, but he is a charting. He's basically got the number one song in the country right now.
Big Cat
Is he good?
Hank
It's really good.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Hank
It's a song I've been putting for the jumpsuit January songs.
Big Cat
Oh.
Hank
It's one of those songs that it's. It is popular. Like at first, you know, he put out a clip of it and you know, all the. All the youth were saying, like, this song would have been a banger in 2005. Kind of making fun of how it sounded like an old school song. Which is one of those moments for me where I realized, like, I am definitely old because this is like the music that I like. Like when I was, you know, way younger and like stealing my brother's ipod to listen to music, it was like this type of music. But now people are just ironically, unironically enjoying the song. Like he put it out on streaming. It's got 2 million views on YouTube. Like people actually like the song and it's a good song.
PFT Commenter
Is his dad still kicking? What's his dad up to?
Hank
He's still kicking.
PFT Commenter
Haven't heard much from.
Big Cat
Yeah, right. About everything.
PFT Commenter
He.
Hank
He got. He did what he said he was going to do. He got his sons to the league. You know, know, Jello didn't pan out, but now he's panning out as a rapper. And then Lonzo, he put her.
Big Cat
He.
Hank
Another clip came out last night from the Bulls locker room where Lonzo was playing a different unreleased song. And now that's gonna be a hit.
Big Cat
Oh, hell yeah.
Hank
So. So Jello's just low key. Just gonna be a famous rapper.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
What's the name of the song?
Hank
Tweaking.
Big Cat
Okay.
PFT Commenter
And you love it?
Hank
I love it. Like you love tweaking unironically.
Big Cat
You listen to songs hard when you listen to songs.
Hank
I. I have listened to this song.
PFT Commenter
Should Billy Strings be worse?
Hank
Worried I would love. I. I said that to my friend. I would like to see the. The BBBB crossover quadruple B Billy Big Baller brand.
Big Cat
Billy Big Bally. Okay, good. Who's back?
PFT Commenter
Baller Strings.
Big Cat
Yeah. Balls.
PFT Commenter
Pft. Hank. Who was your other. Who's back? Because I have two usa. Oh, it was a good. You can do that. Yeah, go ahead. Hockey.
Hank
We won the. The world. Whatever.
Big Cat
Oh, world.
Hank
Yes.
Big Cat
Yeah. Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Ryan Leonard, mvp.
Big Cat
Love it.
PFT Commenter
My. Who's back in Canada?
Hank
I can't even make it to the championship.
PFT Commenter
That's very sad.
Big Cat
Wow. What is Max listening to?
Max
I was listening to the song I had never heard.
Big Cat
Oh, I thought you were listening to like some.
PFT Commenter
Who's back of the week is Luke Littler. Darts is back. Luke Litler. We have a new world champion in darts. He's 17 years old. He beat Michael Van Gerwin in the finals. So smoked.
Big Cat
Oh, Michael.
PFT Commenter
And crushed. Absolutely dominated him. This guy's a unit. They call him Luke the Nuke. He's a big boy.
Big Cat
Wait, so Luke the nuke, he's 17.
PFT Commenter
17.
Big Cat
So he looks like he's 30.
PFT Commenter
By the way, have you seen. Have you seen the clips of the old school, the Penn State football players from the 1980s?
Big Cat
Oh, yeah.
PFT Commenter
I don't know what was going on in the world, but if you were 20 years old in the year 1988, you looked like you were 50.
Big Cat
Yes, absolutely. They all is. Smoking.
PFT Commenter
Smoking.
Big Cat
Yeah, smoking. That was that. That was why everyone looked so much older. Wait, so Luke Nuke is 17.
PFT Commenter
He's 17.
Big Cat
So he's just gonna be the best darts player for the next 40 years.
PFT Commenter
He's the next Michael Van Gerwin. So in the. In the speech that Van Gerwin gave after the darts were over, he said, you know what they say, A star comes along once every 17 years. Basically, in his congratulations speech, he was reminding everybody that he was a star and he is a star. But now, 17 years after that, when Michael Van Gerwin was 17 years old, now another 17 year old has taken the ground.
Big Cat
Luke the new.
PFT Commenter
Luke the new. He's a beast.
Big Cat
Love it.
PFT Commenter
And British.
Big Cat
That was a championship.
PFT Commenter
That was a championship. Absolutely crushed him in the championship too.
Big Cat
Look at him.
Max
We should try and get him on.
PFT Commenter
He's sleeping.
Big Cat
You should that. You should. You should do that. Producer.
Max
Oh, yeah.
Big Cat
Okay.
PFT Commenter
That's. That's.
Big Cat
Josh will get him.
Max
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Look at that haircut.
Big Cat
Yes, we should get him on for sure. Especially before your nine darter. Hank, that would be great. Yeah, that'd be a great interview.
PFT Commenter
My other who's back was gonna be Jimmy Butler. Ah, Jimmy back in the news.
Big Cat
Wait, what'd he do? Pft.
PFT Commenter
He's not happy. He pulled a Tyreek Hill and he's not happy being in Miami.
Big Cat
Well, no. Tyree Kill pulled the Jimmy.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, it is the Jimmy Butler. So Jimmy Butler. I'm shocked that Jimmy Butler is no longer happy on a team. On a team. Yeah, he is on.
Big Cat
No way.
PFT Commenter
He doesn't want to be on the team anymore. And he's making a very public demand to be traded from that team or move on. Is this redemption For Shams. Yeah, kind of.
Big Cat
I just. This is. I mean, Jimmy Butler just. He's ready to move on.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big Cat
Back to the Sixers.
Max
No, but there was a report that they tried to do that in the off season.
PFT Commenter
The Sixers did?
Big Cat
Yep.
Max
They couldn't get. Couldn't get a deal before Paul George. They tried to get Jimmy Butler.
PFT Commenter
Maybe now they could. Super team.
Max
No, I don't. I don't think it would work.
Big Cat
Yeah. I can't believe. I think he.
PFT Commenter
I don't think he wants to go to a contender.
Max
He wants to come to Philly.
PFT Commenter
He wants to go to contender.
Max
Sixers beat the Nets yesterday.
Big Cat
Oh, the Nets are really good.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big Cat
Yep.
Max
They looked not so great against the Warriors.
PFT Commenter
I don't. I don't know. I like Jay Butt. I like Jimmy Butler.
Big Cat
I mean, as a player, sure. But as a guy in the locker room, doesn't feel like, like.
PFT Commenter
Well, he's been pretty good in Miami.
Big Cat
Yeah. But at some point, if this is your fourth team.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big Cat
It might be you.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, I think it's probably him. But he. He was relatively good in Miami.
Big Cat
He didn't. Yeah. Yeah.
PFT Commenter
But I'm saying, like, as a teammate, he seemed to be a good teammate for a while, but I feel like Jim, the. He's. He's on the downside.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
He's not getting better.
Big Cat
It's actually kind of nice that, like, Miami has to deal with this for once. Yeah. Like, their players being like, I want out of Miami. Everyone always wants to leave wherever they are to go to Miami.
PFT Commenter
Well, Dwyane Wade wanted out of Miami.
Big Cat
That's true. Okay. My who's back probably saw that statue.
PFT Commenter
And was like, is this. If this is how they treat their superstars.
Big Cat
Yeah, my who's back is Derrick Rose. Because Derrick Rose night, I was attend. I attended it Saturday night. Awesome ceremony. Very cool. Made me kind of sad because it was like, oh, I remember when it was cool to have, like, a team and players that were. Were fun to root for. Very, very fun. Also very Bulls that they are retiring his number next year, so they'll just do another Derrick Rose night. But it was very cool. Derrick Rose means a lot to Chicago. And it was like. It was a very emotional night. Joe Keem spoke very well, so it.
Hank
Was cool speech he gave to his son, too. Or like, about, yeah, you want to.
Big Cat
Be good or great. It's awesome.
PFT Commenter
So they retired his number last night, but they're going to retire it again next year.
Big Cat
They didn't retire his number. They announced they're Going to retire his number next year on Derrick Rose. Right before Derrick Rose Rose night.
PFT Commenter
Okay.
Big Cat
So they can do another Derek Rose night.
PFT Commenter
What prevented them from retiring his number last night?
Big Cat
I. They weren't ready to do it. It takes a while to get the banner and. But it was, it was a cool night. It was very, it was fun. I actually thought it was going to be the highlight of Chicago sports in 2025 on January 4th. Turns out we ended up beating the packers. So kind of, kind of having a hot 2025 so far.
PFT Commenter
It's pretty good two day span.
Big Cat
Yeah. And they beat the Knicks.
PFT Commenter
I love that they're waiting a year to retire.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Because they're going to bring them back and do the exact same thing.
Big Cat
Exact same.
PFT Commenter
Except with the banner.
Big Cat
And I'll probably go again.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big Cat
Because it was fun and I like the United center was packed. The highlight packages. They were playing. All the old guys are back. Lol. Dang Joe Keem. Like all these guys were there. It was very, it was very cool. It was a cool ceremony, cool night. The Bulls actually did it correctly, unlike last year when they invited everyone back and like no one came. And then they booed Jerry Kraus's widow, so. Oh yeah. Well that wasn't. They didn't boo Jerry Krause's widow. They booed Jerry Kraus on the jumbotron because the Bulls are idiots and they should have realized if they put him up that was going to happen. Whatever, either way. And then my other who's back is Fox Sports.
PFT Commenter
Yeah. What happened?
Big Cat
They got some stuff going on the lawsuit.
PFT Commenter
Did you read any of it?
Big Cat
I read a little bit of it.
PFT Commenter
Interesting.
Big Cat
It's just a lawsuit, so we don't know. It's allegations.
PFT Commenter
It's a civil lawsuit, but apparently allegedly Skip Bayless tried to pay a co worker 1 1/2 million dollars to sleep with him.
Big Cat
That seems like a lot of money.
PFT Commenter
And she said no, that's got to make you in a real, real down, bad mindset.
Big Cat
Yeah. 1.5.
PFT Commenter
1.5. 1.
Big Cat
5.
PFT Commenter
Allegedly. Do you think he started, did he start with 1.5?
Big Cat
Yeah, I think that's, I think that you just say that and you're just like, that's, that's the number.
PFT Commenter
Like you couldn't just say a million. I'll give you a million bucks.
Big Cat
That is quite a lawsuit. We'll see how that goes. And I saw Joy Taylor was in the mix there. They. Listen, I'm gonna. My statement here is I'm gonna wait and see how it goes. But I saw Emmanuel Ocho having delete tweets.
Hank
That's very funny.
Big Cat
That was very funny to me.
PFT Commenter
Did you see the video that he put out?
Big Cat
Yeah, that was. Oh, he put out.
PFT Commenter
No, it's an old video.
Hank
Yeah, that's the video from 2022.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Hank
Old video where he deleted after.
Big Cat
Yeah. Which is like, dude, people are gonna figure that out. I just manufacture doesn't like us. Not the biggest fan of his.
PFT Commenter
He's a weirdo.
Big Cat
It'd just be very funny just to watch him have to squirm a little.
PFT Commenter
I think Emmanuel Ocho is the weirdest person on television. Yeah, he's very strange.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
In the video he was like, like just talking about how great Joy Taylor was kind of out of nowhere.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
And then he deleted that video because he's like, people are going to find this and repost it.
Big Cat
Which is so weird.
PFT Commenter
Which is just stranding himself.
Big Cat
Yes, exactly. We'll see. We'll see how that goes. I don't know. That was a bombshell. Skip obviously is just tweeting and not addressing anything at all.
PFT Commenter
Cuz he doesn't follow anybody on Twitter.
Big Cat
Yeah. I also don't know what. How you do address it other than with lawyers. Right, right.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, you probably shouldn't address it.
Big Cat
Yeah, probably should just let it play out. Also, Colin Coward. Seems like whatever happens with this lawsuit, he was like exonerated. Like the.
PFT Commenter
No creepy stuff about.
Big Cat
Yeah, he's not a creep.
PFT Commenter
I want to say. For the record, I would have taken 1.5 million to sleep with Skip Bayless.
Big Cat
You would have taken $0 with Skip. Yeah.
PFT Commenter
One night with Skip.
Big Cat
Your pillow talk.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big Cat
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Let's go.
Big Cat
8, 99 per.
Hank
All right.
PFT Commenter
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Big Cat
There's no way. You think that's how you say that word?
Max
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Big Cat
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PFT Commenter
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Big Cat
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PFT Commenter
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Big Cat
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Pardon My Take: NFL Week 18 Playoffs Overview
Release Date: January 6, 2025
In this episode of "Pardon My Take," hosts Big Cat and PFT Commenter dive deep into the concluding week of the NFL regular season, analyzing the final playoff standings, key game outcomes, standout performances, and significant coaching changes. Here's a comprehensive summary of their discussion:
The hosts wrap up the episode by reflecting on the dramatic final week of the NFL regular season. They emphasize the Lions' dominance in the NFC, the Chargers' impressive late-season surge, and the Broncos' remarkable return to playoff contention. Additionally, the abrupt coaching change in New England and the Bears' crucial victory over the Packers set the stage for an exciting playoff run.
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Overall, this episode provides an in-depth analysis of the NFL Week 18 outcomes, offering fans valuable insights into the upcoming playoffs and the shifting dynamics of key teams.