Pardon My Take – September 22, 2025

Episode Summary: NFL Week 3, Fastest 2 Minutes, Browns Stun The Packers, Eagles Big Comeback, Caleb Williams Career Day And Justin Herbert Is Incredible

Episode Overview

This Week 3 NFL recap episode dives into all the action and chaos of Sunday’s slate, featuring electrifying finishes, shocking upsets, and the first true "witching hour" of the season. Hosts Big Cat and PFT Commenter, along with recurring voices Iliana, Hank, Max, Zach, Shane, and Memes, deliver their takes on major storylines: the Browns’ wild upset of the Packers, the Eagles’ improbable comeback, Caleb Williams’ big leap, and Justin Herbert’s awe-inspiring play. As always, the show captures the unruly spirit of NFL fandom, blends wild humor with snappy analysis, and features plenty of heated debates—and memorable quotes.

Key Segments & Timestamps

1. The Fastest Two Minutes (03:07–13:47)

Recap of all the games in Boomer-style: energetic, pun-laden summaries.
- Colts roll over Titans
- Commanders trounce the Raiders
- Buccaneers stay undefeated in a wild one against the Jets
- Browns stun the Packers
- Eagles rally for a huge comeback
- Vikings’ dominant showing, Patriots-Steelers messy football, Chargers’ dramatic win, and more

Memorable Lines:

"Browns stunned the Packers, 13–10." — Big Cat (08:06)
"It was the true arrival of the witching hour." — Big Cat (13:58)

2. Week 3 Witching Hour & Game Discussions (13:58–61:01)

Eagles 33, Rams 26: The Big Comeback (14:26–27:07)

First Half Dominance by Rams: Rams outgained Eagles 212–33 yards; Eagles fans booing.
Second Half Transformation: Jalen Hurts goes 17/24, 221 yards, 3 TDs; offense comes alive.
A.J. Brown’s Identical Stat Lines: 6 catches, 109 yards, 1 TD (same as last season vs Rams).
Max’s Emotional Roller Coaster: Defensive, then elated; refuses to admit ever doubting Sirianni.
Jordan Davis’ Historic Play: Fastest speed for any player over 330 lbs (18.59 mph), seals game with a blocked field goal return for a TD.

“Jalen Hurts is a psychopath…they just blocked a kick to win the game… Hurts was watching it like static on a television.” – Iliana (16:26)

“17 straight wins where Hurts started and finished. That’s crazy.” – Big Cat & Iliana (15:36)
Discussion on Special Teams, Tush Push, and League Fines: Eagles’ penalty woes, Big Dom’s bench area phone fine, and fan theories.

“$75,000 for using a cell phone? That’s a lot of money to fine a man.” — Iliana (27:15)

Browns 13, Packers 10: The Stunner (51:24–61:13)

Browns Defense Dominates: Added Mason Graham to an elite line; shut down Packers run game.
Operation of the Week: Joe Flacco’s textbook spike set up Andre Schmidt’s game-winning FG.
Packers’ Late Mistake: Jordan Love’s back-breaking interception.

“The Browns defense has an identity. They’ll be in every game because of it.” — Big Cat (57:24)

“First time Browns have not outgained their opponent – and got their first win.” — Iliana (52:34)
Uniform Talk: Neon brown jerseys make players look ‘a little fat’—but nobody cares after a win.

“That was one of the most...bullshit ways ever to lose +3.5.” – Big Cat on the Rams’ backdoor loss via Eagles’ fat-man TD at end (24:23)

Buccaneers 29, Jets 27: Another Wild Buccaneers Finish (37:00–47:01)

Back and Forth Battle: Mayfield game-winner, wild TDs, blocked kick returned by Jets.
Baker Mayfield’s Personal Grudges: “He’s probably the best QB in the NFL at scouring depth charts for someone who’s wronged him.” — Iliana (38:49)
Jets’ Futility: Memes declares “football season is over” for the 0–3 Jets, but notes a bright spot—Jets and opponents tied in total TDs.
Bucs Physical Defense Stats: 11 straight games holding opponents under 100 rushing yards—longest NFL streak ever (44:18).

Colts 41, Titans 20: Pounding the Rock (100:19–106:13)

Colts Historical Offense: Fewest punts to start a season since 1940; first 3–0 start since 2009.
Daniel Jones Steady, Jonathan Taylor Shines: Balanced, mistake-free football.
Cam Ward's Gunslinger Label: Hosts resolve to just call him a gunslinger after acrobatic but risky plays.

Chiefs 31, Giants 16: End of Russell Wilson? (154:31–161:13)

Russell Wilson’s Struggles: Calls for the end; hosts liken it to “putting down Old Yeller.”
Mahomes Moments: Making magic, even after mistakes; offense rounding into form.

“Intentional grounding at the 4-yard line is egregious.” — Big Cat (156:09)

Bears 31, Cowboys 14: Caleb Williams Breaks Out (141:45–151:39)

Caleb Williams’ Coming Out Party: 298 yards, 4 TDs, shows why he was a #1 pick.
Ben Johnson’s Playcalling: Aggressive 19-play TD drive, going for the kill shot.
Dallas Defensive Woes: Hosts note “Cowboys are bad on defense, but Caleb was great.”

“First time I’ve been able to be like...that was so much fun. Caleb Williams looked awesome.” — Big Cat (146:41)

3. Biggest Stories & Interesting Stats

Browns’ Defense is Elite

Have not allowed a rusher over 43 yards this season.
Mason Graham with a 43% pass rush win rate, compared to NFL DT average of 9%.

Eagles’ Streaks & Special Teams

17 consecutive wins with Hurts starting/finishing.
Jordan Davis: fastest TD by anyone 330+ lbs since records began.

Chargers’ Revival & Justin Herbert’s Heroics (119:16–125:45)

Shane the Chargers Fan: “Harbaugh’s changed the culture, Herbert’s a superstar.” (121:53)
Herbert with arguably “one of the best throws I’ve ever seen.” — Big Cat (119:16)
Quentin Johnston thriving, Keenan Allen ageless.

Other Quick Hits

Vikings blow out Bengals, Carson Wentz efficient (“Soft times create Carson Wentz, Carson Wentz creates tough times.” – Iliana 113:13)
Jaguars’ defense: 3 takeaways each game; tied season total from all last year already.
Panthers blowout Falcons after Steve Smith trashes Charlotte (“Ice up, son!” – Iliana 94:50)
Saints crushed, fans and hosts giving up on them (“I’m done with the Saints.” — Big Cat 127:00)
Special teams across the league: blocked kicks, trick plays, and kickers now using a knuckleball technique.

Notable Quotes

“Jalen Hurts is a psychopath… Hurts was watching it like static on TV.” – Iliana (16:26)
“I think the time has come… Russell Wilson, have you seen Old Yeller?” – Iliana (154:32)
“We finally got our first, like, real, like, holy shit. Holy shit. Witching hour.” – Big Cat (14:21)
“Justin Herbert, that throw to Keenan Allen was one of the best I’ve ever seen.” – Big Cat (119:16)
“Heaviest player ever to return a kick 50+ yards for a TD... may be the fastest fat guy of all time.” – Big Cat (23:06)
“Cam Ward is a gunslinger.” – Big Cat (101:36)

Comedic & Memorable Moments

Hank’s “stinger” (a.k.a. diarrhea) break after a particularly depressing Saints coaching segment (130:00).
Max’s unwavering Jalen Hurts love: “You guys aren’t going to turn this against me!” — Max (18:56)
Steve Smith flicks Big Cat’s nipple at Utah, sending him into existential crisis (95:04).
Big Cat on Tom Rinaldi: “He broke me down mentally... not even close to what Tom Rinaldi did to me.” – Big Cat (172:36)

Playoff Baseball Brief (163:24–169:12)

Short note on AL and NL playoff races, Blue Jays clinch, Phillies, Cubs, Guardians positioning.
“Nothing better than a last week pennant race.” — Hank (166:04)

Who’s Back of the Week (163:24–178:22)

Playoff Baseball
Ralphie (Colorado mascot)—“rookie of the year right now” for the Buffs.
Tom Rinaldi “breaking” Big Cat with deep, existential dinner questions
Pop Punk Tour Recap: PFT’s punk rock excellence as witnessed by Zach.

[Extras] Timestamps for Key Segments

Fastest 2 Minutes (03:07–13:47)
Eagles-Rams Deep Dive (14:26–27:07)
Buccaneers-Jets (37:00–47:01)
Browns-Packers (51:24–61:13)
Playoff Baseball & Who's Back starts: (163:24)
Closing Numbers Game: (178:22)

Tone & Style

Loud, irreverent, and full of inside jokes, “Pardon My Take” mixes deep NFL knowledge with comedic tangents. The hosts keep the banter loose, debate points aggressively, and invoke running gags (like “witching hour” and “gateway games”) while mixing in behind-the-scenes stories from football media, sports betting, and locker-room culture. There’s playful antagonism, especially when discussing beloved or maligned quarterbacks and team narratives.

Conclusion

This episode captures the chaos and excitement of NFL Week 3, marked by dramatic comebacks, defensive clinics, and the full arrival of the Sunday “witching hour.” There’s deep praise for defensive dominance (Browns, Bucs, Eagles’ special teams), emergent play-caller heroes (Ben Johnson), and frantic, hairy finishes that will stick in fans’ minds all season. PMT’s signature blend of hard-hitting sports talk and comedic riffing makes even the most painful losses and unexplainable coach decisions digestible—if not always easy to stomach.

For fans, this episode is a can’t-miss summary of all the NFL action, key storylines, and cultural moments of Week 3, with just enough insanity and heart to make you believe Sunday really is the best day of the week.

Pardon My Take – September 22, 2025

Episode Summary: NFL Week 3, Fastest 2 Minutes, Browns Stun The Packers, Eagles Big Comeback, Caleb Williams Career Day And Justin Herbert Is Incredible

Episode Overview

Key Segments & Timestamps

1. The Fastest Two Minutes (03:07–13:47)

Recap of all the games in Boomer-style: energetic, pun-laden summaries.
- Colts roll over Titans
- Commanders trounce the Raiders
- Buccaneers stay undefeated in a wild one against the Jets
- Browns stun the Packers
- Eagles rally for a huge comeback
- Vikings’ dominant showing, Patriots-Steelers messy football, Chargers’ dramatic win, and more

Memorable Lines:

"Browns stunned the Packers, 13–10." — Big Cat (08:06)
"It was the true arrival of the witching hour." — Big Cat (13:58)

2. Week 3 Witching Hour & Game Discussions (13:58–61:01)

Eagles 33, Rams 26: The Big Comeback (14:26–27:07)

First Half Dominance by Rams: Rams outgained Eagles 212–33 yards; Eagles fans booing.
Second Half Transformation: Jalen Hurts goes 17/24, 221 yards, 3 TDs; offense comes alive.
A.J. Brown’s Identical Stat Lines: 6 catches, 109 yards, 1 TD (same as last season vs Rams).
Max’s Emotional Roller Coaster: Defensive, then elated; refuses to admit ever doubting Sirianni.
Jordan Davis’ Historic Play: Fastest speed for any player over 330 lbs (18.59 mph), seals game with a blocked field goal return for a TD.

“Jalen Hurts is a psychopath…they just blocked a kick to win the game… Hurts was watching it like static on a television.” – Iliana (16:26)

“17 straight wins where Hurts started and finished. That’s crazy.” – Big Cat & Iliana (15:36)
Discussion on Special Teams, Tush Push, and League Fines: Eagles’ penalty woes, Big Dom’s bench area phone fine, and fan theories.

“$75,000 for using a cell phone? That’s a lot of money to fine a man.” — Iliana (27:15)

Browns 13, Packers 10: The Stunner (51:24–61:13)

Browns Defense Dominates: Added Mason Graham to an elite line; shut down Packers run game.
Operation of the Week: Joe Flacco’s textbook spike set up Andre Schmidt’s game-winning FG.
Packers’ Late Mistake: Jordan Love’s back-breaking interception.

“The Browns defense has an identity. They’ll be in every game because of it.” — Big Cat (57:24)

“First time Browns have not outgained their opponent – and got their first win.” — Iliana (52:34)
Uniform Talk: Neon brown jerseys make players look ‘a little fat’—but nobody cares after a win.

“That was one of the most...bullshit ways ever to lose +3.5.” – Big Cat on the Rams’ backdoor loss via Eagles’ fat-man TD at end (24:23)

Buccaneers 29, Jets 27: Another Wild Buccaneers Finish (37:00–47:01)

Back and Forth Battle: Mayfield game-winner, wild TDs, blocked kick returned by Jets.
Baker Mayfield’s Personal Grudges: “He’s probably the best QB in the NFL at scouring depth charts for someone who’s wronged him.” — Iliana (38:49)
Jets’ Futility: Memes declares “football season is over” for the 0–3 Jets, but notes a bright spot—Jets and opponents tied in total TDs.
Bucs Physical Defense Stats: 11 straight games holding opponents under 100 rushing yards—longest NFL streak ever (44:18).

Colts 41, Titans 20: Pounding the Rock (100:19–106:13)

Colts Historical Offense: Fewest punts to start a season since 1940; first 3–0 start since 2009.
Daniel Jones Steady, Jonathan Taylor Shines: Balanced, mistake-free football.
Cam Ward's Gunslinger Label: Hosts resolve to just call him a gunslinger after acrobatic but risky plays.

Chiefs 31, Giants 16: End of Russell Wilson? (154:31–161:13)

Russell Wilson’s Struggles: Calls for the end; hosts liken it to “putting down Old Yeller.”
Mahomes Moments: Making magic, even after mistakes; offense rounding into form.

“Intentional grounding at the 4-yard line is egregious.” — Big Cat (156:09)

Bears 31, Cowboys 14: Caleb Williams Breaks Out (141:45–151:39)

Caleb Williams’ Coming Out Party: 298 yards, 4 TDs, shows why he was a #1 pick.
Ben Johnson’s Playcalling: Aggressive 19-play TD drive, going for the kill shot.
Dallas Defensive Woes: Hosts note “Cowboys are bad on defense, but Caleb was great.”

“First time I’ve been able to be like...that was so much fun. Caleb Williams looked awesome.” — Big Cat (146:41)

3. Biggest Stories & Interesting Stats

Browns’ Defense is Elite

Have not allowed a rusher over 43 yards this season.
Mason Graham with a 43% pass rush win rate, compared to NFL DT average of 9%.

Eagles’ Streaks & Special Teams

17 consecutive wins with Hurts starting/finishing.
Jordan Davis: fastest TD by anyone 330+ lbs since records began.

Chargers’ Revival & Justin Herbert’s Heroics (119:16–125:45)

Shane the Chargers Fan: “Harbaugh’s changed the culture, Herbert’s a superstar.” (121:53)
Herbert with arguably “one of the best throws I’ve ever seen.” — Big Cat (119:16)
Quentin Johnston thriving, Keenan Allen ageless.

Other Quick Hits

Vikings blow out Bengals, Carson Wentz efficient (“Soft times create Carson Wentz, Carson Wentz creates tough times.” – Iliana 113:13)
Jaguars’ defense: 3 takeaways each game; tied season total from all last year already.
Panthers blowout Falcons after Steve Smith trashes Charlotte (“Ice up, son!” – Iliana 94:50)
Saints crushed, fans and hosts giving up on them (“I’m done with the Saints.” — Big Cat 127:00)
Special teams across the league: blocked kicks, trick plays, and kickers now using a knuckleball technique.

Notable Quotes

“Jalen Hurts is a psychopath… Hurts was watching it like static on TV.” – Iliana (16:26)
“I think the time has come… Russell Wilson, have you seen Old Yeller?” – Iliana (154:32)
“We finally got our first, like, real, like, holy shit. Holy shit. Witching hour.” – Big Cat (14:21)
“Justin Herbert, that throw to Keenan Allen was one of the best I’ve ever seen.” – Big Cat (119:16)
“Heaviest player ever to return a kick 50+ yards for a TD... may be the fastest fat guy of all time.” – Big Cat (23:06)
“Cam Ward is a gunslinger.” – Big Cat (101:36)

Comedic & Memorable Moments

Hank’s “stinger” (a.k.a. diarrhea) break after a particularly depressing Saints coaching segment (130:00).
Max’s unwavering Jalen Hurts love: “You guys aren’t going to turn this against me!” — Max (18:56)
Steve Smith flicks Big Cat’s nipple at Utah, sending him into existential crisis (95:04).
Big Cat on Tom Rinaldi: “He broke me down mentally... not even close to what Tom Rinaldi did to me.” – Big Cat (172:36)

Playoff Baseball Brief (163:24–169:12)

Short note on AL and NL playoff races, Blue Jays clinch, Phillies, Cubs, Guardians positioning.
“Nothing better than a last week pennant race.” — Hank (166:04)

Who’s Back of the Week (163:24–178:22)

Playoff Baseball
Ralphie (Colorado mascot)—“rookie of the year right now” for the Buffs.
Tom Rinaldi “breaking” Big Cat with deep, existential dinner questions
Pop Punk Tour Recap: PFT’s punk rock excellence as witnessed by Zach.

[Extras] Timestamps for Key Segments

Fastest 2 Minutes (03:07–13:47)
Eagles-Rams Deep Dive (14:26–27:07)
Buccaneers-Jets (37:00–47:01)
Browns-Packers (51:24–61:13)
Playoff Baseball & Who's Back starts: (163:24)
Closing Numbers Game: (178:22)

NFL Week 3, Fastest 2 Minutes, Browns Stun The Packers, Eagles Big Comeback, Caleb Williams Career Day And Justin Herbert Is Incredible

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Summary

Pardon My Take – September 22, 2025

Episode Overview

Key Segments & Timestamps

1. The Fastest Two Minutes (03:07–13:47)

2. Week 3 Witching Hour & Game Discussions (13:58–61:01)

Eagles 33, Rams 26: The Big Comeback (14:26–27:07)

Browns 13, Packers 10: The Stunner (51:24–61:13)

Buccaneers 29, Jets 27: Another Wild Buccaneers Finish (37:00–47:01)

Colts 41, Titans 20: Pounding the Rock (100:19–106:13)

Chiefs 31, Giants 16: End of Russell Wilson? (154:31–161:13)

Bears 31, Cowboys 14: Caleb Williams Breaks Out (141:45–151:39)

3. Biggest Stories & Interesting Stats

Browns’ Defense is Elite

Eagles’ Streaks & Special Teams

Chargers’ Revival & Justin Herbert’s Heroics (119:16–125:45)

Other Quick Hits

Notable Quotes

Comedic & Memorable Moments

Other Topics & Running Jokes

Playoff Baseball Brief (163:24–169:12)

Who’s Back of the Week (163:24–178:22)

[Extras] Timestamps for Key Segments

Tone & Style

Conclusion

Summary

Pardon My Take – September 22, 2025

Episode Overview

Key Segments & Timestamps

1. The Fastest Two Minutes (03:07–13:47)

2. Week 3 Witching Hour & Game Discussions (13:58–61:01)

Eagles 33, Rams 26: The Big Comeback (14:26–27:07)

Browns 13, Packers 10: The Stunner (51:24–61:13)

Buccaneers 29, Jets 27: Another Wild Buccaneers Finish (37:00–47:01)

Colts 41, Titans 20: Pounding the Rock (100:19–106:13)

Chiefs 31, Giants 16: End of Russell Wilson? (154:31–161:13)

Bears 31, Cowboys 14: Caleb Williams Breaks Out (141:45–151:39)

3. Biggest Stories & Interesting Stats

Browns’ Defense is Elite

Eagles’ Streaks & Special Teams

Chargers’ Revival & Justin Herbert’s Heroics (119:16–125:45)

Other Quick Hits

Notable Quotes

Comedic & Memorable Moments

Other Topics & Running Jokes

Playoff Baseball Brief (163:24–169:12)

Who’s Back of the Week (163:24–178:22)

[Extras] Timestamps for Key Segments

Tone & Style

Conclusion