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Big Cat
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Hey football guy.
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Ike
We head to Raljon, Maryland where Jaden Daniel's knee is going to be fine and no one is worried about it at all and it's doing great and it's fine. Meanwhile, Marcus there's something about Mariota has a little more white in his hair than he used to and ja Cory Crosky Meritocracy said it doesn't matter where I got drafted. Get ready to learn. Bill Buddy the commander's old mercenaries looking like the Bobby Wagner group as Theo Von Miller had people saying there's no way he's actually that old, is he? Major Tutty had a Trey Tucker giving him the old Tuk Tuk 9000 going real deep on the hog for a very easy completion while Skeet Carroll had more trouble using the shotgun in D.C. since Dick Cheney and Dan Marino Quinn was all over the white lines and Ended up getting a nosebleed as he avenges his loss to teams that Tom Brady leads by cheating. Commanders 41, the.
Big Cat
Raiders 24. You okay?
Ike
Boom five.
Big Cat
All right, we head to the battle of the booth in Tampa Bay where Memes and Zach were on the scene for the first ever dual boomer in Tampa Bay.
Zach
The Buccaneers take on the New York Jets.
Big Cat
Jets.
Zach
Jets with the opening score, Nickelback Foulkes boots an absolute picture perfect photograph field.
Big Cat
Goal through the uprights to set the tone. But fear not. Police Chase McLaughlin avoids capture from the Juddel jets and scores three from 54 yards out.
Zach
Baker May Field of Dreams built it and seven points did come after connecting with Michael Jackson Evans who moonwalked into the end zone, concluding one thriller of a drive. Let's kick it to Memes with the second half.
Memes
In the second half, Tyrod Taylor. No, it's pronounced T today junior. As it took the jets offense four quarters to get going and gave the to give the Jets a chance at a comeback. Will McDonald turned into the Kung Fu Panda and said skadoosh. Blocking the ball with his chest and returning for a go ahead touchdown, Bucky. Kyrie Irving wanted to prove the jets defense was still flat on the final drive and pika pika Egbuka was lighting.
Big Cat
Up the jets secondary.
Memes
Chase Darrell McLaughlin. I will remember the jets almost beating the Bucks. Will you remember the jets almost beating the Bucks? Don't worry, nobody will. Bucks 29, Jets 27.
Ike
Thanks boys.
Big Cat
We head down to Cleveland or up to Cleveland where Joe Flaco J still has the juice, carving up the packers defense late when Cleveland needed it the most. On the other side, packers wide receiver Johnny Cochran. Fitzpatrick scored, but Jordan glove didn't fit anymore in some tight windows. Throwing a costly interception late kicker Andre 3000. Schmidt was probably an outcast after his previous failures, but he's a big boy and after this game winner, I'm sure he's gonna be all right. All right. All right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right. Okay now, ladies. Yeah, that's the end of the Boomer. Brown stunned the Packers 13 to 10. We now go to Philly where Max was there for late second half heroics.
Max
We head over to Philadelphia where a lot of haters learned that the truth hurts. You say he ain't great till he's gotta be great. Don't tweet at me, say it straight to my face. Our old man's on the Minnesota Vikings. Jalen hurts is so much more exciting Gunner Ford Gunner Ford shined early for the Rams today as he was jacking off I mean jacking up the Eagles offensive line all day en route to the game's hairiest, I mean scariest sack. AJ Sonderullo. Brown said play mo mi say play mo second half come and we don't want to go home as he exploded late in the game to six catches and 100 yards. Jordan Davis got his belly in check this summer and had a dominant game that concluded with a game ceiling touchdown after his second block field goal and for that he is my Jordan of the week. Eagles win.
Big Cat
I forgot.
Max
I forgot to put on the score.
Ike
We go up to Minnesota as Arson Wentz was on fire and everyone in Vikings nation was standing and taking their hats off to Isaiah. Can you see Rodgers who made the Bengals helmets broad stripes and their bright stars like Noah Fant and ja' Marr Chase wish they had the old rockets red glare of Andy Dalton back in the building. Rodgers had 153 yards of touchdown returns in the first half alone and a forced fumble. Meanwhile TJ Hock Em Sock em Robots kept his head on in a very fun game scoring a td. Drake Browning was over reliant on his drew samples and he needs some throwz epic instead of trying to strike a chord and it's Samajp Ryder Vikings humiliate the Bengals 48 17.
Big Cat
We now head over to Foxborough where Hank is there over to Gillette where a very very very special awl got.
PFT
Inducted into the Patriots hall of Fame.
Big Cat
We'd like to give a special shout.
PFT
Out to Julian Edelman. Shout out to Jules.
Big Cat
Shout out Jules Hunter Henry Lockwood had.
PFT
Silky soft mitts around the green zone catching two touchdowns and drove the ball.
Big Cat
Well when it was in his hands. As would be expected, Drake Mason Derulo.
PFT
Smoked his head in the red zone and was overheard saying what'd you say to his teammates in the huddle right before throwing an interception in the end zone to Brandon what we do in life echoes in eternity. D Cason Derulo Metcalf was getting jazzy.
Ike
On him after catching a second quarter.
Big Cat
From Aaron Richard Rodgers making him worth.
PFT
Every cent of that off season. Do re me big boy. Mike Vrabel was not liking the way Ramandre 3000 Stevenson was moving today and told him after the game hey yeah gotta go onto the field or get. You gotta hold on to the football or get your ass. Your ass is getting cute.
Big Cat
Was that on 2000?
Hank
Nailed it.
Big Cat
Boom.
PFT
Hey yeah gotta hold on to the football. Your ass is getting cut.
Hank
Got it.
PFT
Got it Calvin. Austin Powers was feeling groovy, baby. After catching the game winning touchdown in the fourth quarter. Steelers win 21 14.
Ike
We go to a battle of the AFC west as the Los Angeles Chargers hosted the Denver Broncos. After Najee Harris tore his Achilles. A word that in a touching tribute to Najee, only has one eye. It was time for Omarion Plankton to make the competition look like a chum bucket. Meanwhile, Darwin James has evolved into the final form of a safety in a ludicrous game. Nicks went 14 for 15, 1 TD bows run on occasions. No ints. I got bows. I got bows in different area codes. Area codes bows. I got pose in different area codes but didn't make enough throws. I didn't make enough throws. After the Chargers defense stopped the Broncos from driving.
Big Cat
Usually the Chargers can't even stop a.
Ike
Ford from making the five minute walk.
Big Cat
To the Rams locker room.
Hank
Boom.
Ike
Cameron got down with the dickness as he split the uprights. Chargers win 23 20.
Iliana
Standing on the corner, Jameis Winston and Hoboken. Such a fine sight to see.
Big Cat
He should be incensey or a Viking like Wincy.
Iliana
But instead he's stuck at third string. Rush should be locked up. He's throwing lobs up. And where is Taylor Swift?
Big Cat
She might be knocked up. Chiefs are up 16 to 6 in the fourth quarter. And that is our fastest two minutes brought to you by our friends at Chevy. Football season is here. And whether you're grinding through the week or gearing up for kickoff, there's one ride that always game ready. Chevy Silverado. The Chevy Silverado is a longtime partner, pardon my take, and our favorite truck. And it's all about grit. From job site to tailgate, Silverado lets you show up strong and tackle any task built for the hustle. Ready for the game. Silverado is America's most dependable full size truck. For J.D. power 2025 award information, visit jdpower.com awards. Head to chevy.com to learn more and build your own Chevy Silverado. Okay, week three in the books. We got fourth quarter Giants, Chiefs. That will update after. But boys, I feel like week three this Sunday was the true arrival of Sunday witching hour and the NFL season because we had what was, you know, basically shake shaking up to be an absolutely terrible first slate of games where there were blowouts everywhere. The closest game was like the Browns and packers. It was 10 nothing.
Iliana
Packers might as well been 30.
Big Cat
Yeah, the Rams were killing the Eagles at halftime. The jets were getting killed. And then the blowouts Stayed the blowouts, but we had all hell break loose. And it was awesome to watch. And it was. Everyone was just blocking kicks left and right. And it became an awesome witching hour. So we finally got our first, like, real, like, holy shit. Holy shit. Witching hour.
Iliana
It was awesome. I missed the chaos. You want to start with the packers and the Browns? I was gonna start with the most surprising one.
Big Cat
I was gonna start with Eagles. Rams. Because Max, I want to just get that out of the way because Max probably got some receipts for us.
Iliana
Max.
Big Cat
Eagles 33, Rams 26. This was a tale of two halves. The Philadelphia Eagles fans were booing the Eagles into halftime because The Eagles had 33 total yards at half. It was 212 to 33 total yards at half. Jalen Hurts was 4 for 8 for 17 yards.
Iliana
Did negative 1 yards passing as a team.
Hank
Yes.
Big Cat
Shout out meek Phil. It was. It was. It was crazy. It looked like the Eagles were just not up for it. And then I guess maybe what the Eagles needed was to be forced into a game script where they had to pass because in the second half, their offense woke up and Jalen Hurts was phenomenal. He was in his. In the second half. He was 17 for 24, 221 yards, three touchdowns. He found that A.J. brown still exists. And then we had the block kick at the end. And the Eagles stay undefeated. They have now won 17 straight games where Jalen Hurts has started the game and finished the game.
Iliana
That's crazy.
Big Cat
Crazy.
Iliana
That's crazy.
Big Cat
17 zero.
Iliana
What was that? Has started and finished the game.
Big Cat
Yeah, because the one that obviously when Kenny Pickett came in and lost to the commander.
Iliana
That's right.
Hank
Yeah.
Max
He was also a very big in that game when he. Before he went out.
Hank
Very big.
Iliana
Very big.
Hank
Yeah.
Iliana
You should have been a win.
Big Cat
Yeah, should have been a win.
Iliana
But yeah, I think the. The Eagles also figured out in the second half target Emmanuel Forbes because he weighs 25 pounds.
Hank
Yeah.
Iliana
And he can be carried as a backpack.
Big Cat
Would skinny legs.
Max
That's your boy.
Iliana
That's not my boy. But they. The Eagles offense in the second half was great. Like they're. They're. A.J. brown was awesome.
Hank
Yep.
Iliana
Devonte was awesome. Barkley never really got it going, but he didn't really need to. And Max, before we get to your full reaction from the game, I have a question for you. Did you see Jaylen Herz reaction to the block field goal?
Max
Of course. He's a psychopath.
Iliana
Jalen Hurts is a psychopath. A legitimate, like Dexter style serial killer. More so Than Bosworth. Because they just blocked the kick to win the game and returned it. Where you had a man who was about 350 pounds sprinting full speed down the field and Jaylen Herz, he was looking at it like he was static on a television.
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
Crazy. And when you. When you juxtapose it with. Because we had a bunch of walk off field goals today. Yeah, you juxtapose that. They had Joe Flacco watching, Justin Herbert watching, Baker Mayfield watching all these kicks.
Max
The co. I can't think of his name.
Big Cat
Jets coach Aaron Glenn. That was the block kick.
Max
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Big Cat
But I'm talking walk off field goals. Like all these other quarterbacks watching their teams win and they were going crazy and Jalen Hurts was just deadpan. It was. It was.
Hank
It.
Big Cat
It felt like the Eagles offense. Like that was what you were looking for. Max, is that not fair? Like that was. You were looking for that type of performance where they can pass and run the ball. Also, I did check with our expert on all wild stats. It got a official wild ruling on it. Jake Marsh. Our darling Jake A.J. brown. Last year, Week 12 against the Los Angeles Rams, his stat line was six catches, 109 yards and one touchdown. This year against the Los Angeles Rams, his catch, his stat line was six catches, 109 yards and one touchdown.
Iliana
That's very wild.
Big Cat
That's wild. Exact same stat line. That's wild.
Max
That is wild. That's very wild.
Big Cat
So, Max, how are you feeling? Because you were. You were booing. Max was booing at halftime. He said, fire everyone.
Max
That's not true.
Big Cat
He pulled me aside and he said, we should never have let Kellen Moore out the window, out the door. Should have fired Nick Sirianni.
Max
That's not that. I said that. I received a text that said that.
Big Cat
Who sent that text? Just a. Was that a family member?
Max
No, it was not a family member.
Big Cat
Delente.
Max
It was not a delent. Delente did not send.
Big Cat
I do. I. I am. I love the we shouldn't have let that guy out of the building line of thinking at all times.
Iliana
I like that too. Also, you know how they say, like, retweets do not equal endorsements?
Big Cat
I always say that.
Iliana
I actually think that messages that you get from your boys on your group chats, that is endorsed.
Big Cat
You're. You are the company you keep.
Iliana
Yes, exactly.
Hank
That.
Iliana
Those do equal endorsements match.
Big Cat
So, Max, are you still thinking Nick Sirianni should be fired?
Max
No, I never said that Nick Sirianni should be fired.
Big Cat
But you are the Company that you keep.
Max
I. I never said. I never said any of that.
Iliana
That's your line. You just committed perjury.
Max
I never said that.
Iliana
You have said.
Max
You guys aren't. You guys aren't. You guys aren't going to turn this against.
Iliana
That's true or false.
Max
This is insane that you're just Mac. Saying something that I never said.
Iliana
Did Max ever in his life say that he wanted Sirianni fired?
Hank
Yes. Huh.
Iliana
You just committed Padre.
Max
You said Caleb sucks.
Big Cat
Well, yeah, he did suck at the time.
Max
Nick Sirianni sucked at the time, too.
Big Cat
Okay. So.
Hank
Yeah.
Iliana
So what happened in the second half? Maybe it's time to hire Petullo as the head coach.
Max
I think that there's a chance that Jalen Hurts may have just taken over offensive coordinator.
Big Cat
Oh, okay.
Max
There was a point in the game where he got into Petullo's face and started yelling at him. You don't. You don't know what he was actually saying.
Hank
But.
Max
But it seemed to go to the extent of, we need to be more aggressive. And I think that there's a chance that the offensive play caller in the second half was Jalen Hurt.
Iliana
Oh, he did say after the game, like, we needed to be more aggressive. Yeah, we stepped it up on offense. He seemed like he was very happy with the changes that were made going into the second half, and that's why.
Max
I think that he was. There's a. There's a slight chance he was just a play caller.
Hank
Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
Big Cat
I mean, it was. It was night and day. Also, special teams matter a lot because it was actually the second kick that you guys had blocked on the day.
Max
Their special teams was also insane.
Big Cat
So I looked into it. Joshua Carty, their kicker, the Rams kicker, he actually did an interview a couple weeks ago where he's admitted that he has perfected the knuckleball. So he is using a knuckleball kick and it was fucking you guys up constantly. It was all day that you guys couldn't feel the kickoff. It was crazy to watch. And I think that this will end up happening a lot more because he's figured it out, and it's a copycat league. I think more guys are going to figure it out. But, yeah, this guy has figured out how to do a knuckleball with a football. And it was apparent the field position, so. And there's actually something to back it up. I know it's only three weeks through the season, but the Rams opposition has the worst starting field position off of kickoff.
Iliana
That's Pretty crazy. I did notice that kickers in general have gotten better at the kickoff.
Hank
Yeah.
Iliana
There's more strategy now. They've had some time to let the. The year shake out a little bit. But he is the best at it.
Hank
Yes.
Iliana
By far.
Hank
Yes.
Big Cat
This is also the largest comeback the Eagles had since the 2010 season. Pretty crazy.
Hank
Yep.
Big Cat
Miracle.
Max
The Meadowlands, too.
Hank
Yep.
Max
DeSean Jackson returned the punt.
Big Cat
Overall, I feel like the Rams are going to, like, just be kicking themselves. They definitely let one go away. You know, there was. I think there was a holding penalty to. When they scored a touchdown in the second half. They went for it on a fourth down. That was pretty aggressive. Just. That was a game the Rams could have easily won. And they just didn't do the little things, especially special teams, to win the game. I mean, they had a field goal to win the game at the end. Max, are you. Let me ask you this. Do you think at some point the Eagles should try to lose one just to remember what it's like? It's been so long since you've lost one.
Max
Disagree.
Big Cat
Okay. Just throwing it out there. This is part of my take. I'm just throwing out a take.
Max
Jalen hurts. He doesn't like losing. He refuses to lose.
Big Cat
But if he forgets what it feels like to lose, then it. Then you might, like, keep going and then get to a point where it's like, oh, shit, we lose the big one. Like, I forgot about the fear of losing.
Max
I think there's a chance that he felt like he lost this game today.
Big Cat
Yeah, that's true. That was the way that lost win.
Max
Yeah. The way that he was watching the win made me think he. In his mind, he was like, we don't deserve this win.
Big Cat
There's nothing better than a lost win.
Iliana
Yeah, he's not going to celebrate it.
Max
No, I mean literally. Literally was not celebrated.
Iliana
There's a good chance that in the locker room in the middle of statistics Stefanski speech, Jalen Hurts just stopped him and said, guys, we got lucky today.
Hank
Yeah.
Iliana
No one in this room should treat this like we won.
Big Cat
Yeah, let's not even celebrate. No game balls.
Max
Jail. I mean, we're not Jordan Davis. Jalen Hurts. Both get. Both get game balls.
Iliana
We're not going to Fuddruckers.
Big Cat
Should we. Can we talk about that for a second? Jordan Davis reached 18.59 mph on his kick return to end the game. He's the heaviest player ever to return a kick 50 plus yards for a touchdown. 336 pounds.
Iliana
It says that he was. It's the fastest speed by a player over 330 pounds since at least 2017, which is when they first started tracking it. So maybe of all time.
Big Cat
Of all time.
Iliana
He might be the fastest fat guy of all time, which is pretty cool. He also had that play where he chased down Matt. I know he did lose some weight. And on the play where he, it's funny to say, like, chase down Matt Stafford, he did do that. And I think maybe old Jordan Davis wouldn't have. I think Jordan Davis might be a problem.
Big Cat
Young Matt Stafford would have outrun old Jordan Davis. Easily. Easily fat Jordan Davis versus young Matt Stafford. That's Matt Stafford all day.
Hank
No.
Iliana
So young Matt Stafford would have run away from young Jordan Davis.
Big Cat
Yes.
Iliana
Which was the old Jordan.
Big Cat
Both of them at their youngest. Matt Stafford wins that. Both of them at their oldest, which is today. Jordan Davis wins that. I know people don't care about our bets, but I'm sure there are people listening to this right now who did have it. That was one of the most bullshit ways of all time to lose, plus three and a half of all time. Because there was no reason for Jordan Davis to run that back. The clock had expired. You just, you're a fat guy, dude. You don't like to run. Okay, just lay down. I know it's a cool moment. And Max giggled a little bit, and I needed about 10 minutes. I needed about 10 minutes to just.
Max
I halted my celebration of, like, the most insane win ever.
Big Cat
You giggled.
Max
I, I, I, I always. Hank. Hank.
Big Cat
Was that.
Max
You said it yourself.
Big Cat
I was only mad at you. I was only mad at you for 10 minutes.
Max
It's true.
Big Cat
I, I let it go, but it was crazy. I think everyone who had the Rams has reason. I, this is where also like, I, because I, again, I know that people don't care about our bets. We need. There needs to be a national hotline that everyone can call into when that happens. If you had Rams plus three and a half, that you can just call in and chat with your boys and just be like, hey, you had that. That was bullshit. You just basically have a conversation with the boy, like, link, link, link you up to a random person and just say, yeah, that was complete bullshit. That's fucked up. I can't believe that happened. I'm. I'm retiring. That was the worst loss ever.
Hank
All right.
Big Cat
What do you like in the late games? Yeah, it's like, that's like that.
Iliana
We need or just have one person that's on the end responding to all the calls. Like a phone sex operator.
Big Cat
I mean, everyone does have that. I text DAV and he texts me every time there's something bad like that because we're some. The emotional support there. But it would be nice. I would have liked to talk to some random guys and just like bitch about the play for 10, 15 minutes.
Iliana
I had the under in our part of my take picks. So as of now, I'm 05. So do not take any of my bets that I ever put out on this podcast ever, unless I get really hot. But yeah, it's. That sucks. And also that's not what cost me the win. But it's fun to just blame that.
Hank
Yeah.
Iliana
So I'm going to choose to do that. But yeah, Max, it was a great way to end a game.
Hank
Yeah.
Iliana
Great way to.
Big Cat
Incredible. He could have just gone down.
Iliana
You guys won. I don't think the Eagles are ever going to lose again. They're just really good. And you know, as a.
PFT
As a big guy yourself, if you ever had a chance to score, like, you got to take it.
Big Cat
If it.
Hank
If it.
Big Cat
If it ruined my bet. No way. Fall right down.
PFT
Wouldn't be betting.
Hank
Yep.
PFT
You'd be playing.
Big Cat
Yeah, I would.
Max
Jordan Davis, by the way, the first guy ever, possibly, that in training camp, when you hear best shape of his life, that he's actually in the best shape of his life.
Hank
Yeah.
Max
And it's like very much apparent.
Iliana
Yeah, it's. It's nice. It's nice to see the big boy run like that.
Max
I know he's a different player this year, and it's. And it's awesome.
Iliana
Also, the Eagles are going up against. This is kind of like where good teams have to become great teams when they start to get a lot of shit from the league. So the Eagles are now going up against the league who want to ban the tush push.
Hank
Yep.
Iliana
There was another tush push today that was pretty clearly a false start. But they didn't call it.
Hank
Yep.
Iliana
Even though they were told to call it tight this week. So the Eagles are beating the league in that way. And also, Max, did you hear that the league find Big Dom? Yes, they find him $75,000 this past week. It's a lot of ziti for using a phone from the bench area during the Eagles jets preseason game.
Max
I don't understand.
Big Cat
The. The best part of this story, though, is the Eagles appeal.
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
Because the Eagles tried to appeal, saying he only had one foot in the bench area.
Iliana
He had one foot. So I didn't know. So is. Is having one Foot out of the bench area, does that make you out, like, out of bounds, or does that make you inbounds with one foot? And regardless, $75,000 is a lot of money to find a man for using a cell phone.
Hank
Yeah.
Max
I don't understand why.
Big Cat
Why they're out to get him. Anti attack.
Max
Yeah, very much anti.
Iliana
It is. It does feel like this is FBI against the mob right now.
Hank
Now.
Max
Yeah, I don't. Yeah, I don't get it. I don't get it.
Iliana
We also probably got to start using burners.
Big Cat
God bless our colleague Stephen Che, because he, like, totally serious, asked Max if there was a chance Big Dom was texting him in that moment.
Iliana
Oh, did he?
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
Max was like, what did you just say to me? He's like, hey, you know when Big Dom got a fine for texting on the bench, do you think it was texting to you?
Iliana
Yes.
Max
He was like.
Big Cat
Like, what is this question you're asking me right now?
Iliana
We. We got to start.
Max
I think he thinks that me and Big Dom just, like, text. Like. Like, he's my. He's like my girlfriend. Be like, what's. What's going on? How's your day going?
Iliana
I got a question. Why is that against the rules?
Hank
I don't know.
Max
Oh, yeah. No, I don't know who is head security.
Iliana
There's probably. Probably a good reason why Big Dom, as head of security, would have his phone on him at all times.
Max
Yeah, No, I have no. That makes no sense to me. I don't understand. And it seems like.
Iliana
There was another.
Max
Like, Saquon got a fine today, or they. They, like, gave him a fine for a play last week where he, like, lowered his head towards another guy. And that was like, 35,000.
Hank
Yeah. Yeah.
Max
Why was this 75,000 when the other one is like, yeah, like, that actually makes sense. Like, you could, like, we're trying to keep, like, the players safe and everything.
Big Cat
Well, even. Even if we want to even go further for. For this game, Puka Nukua getting that taunting penalty when he's pointing to the end zone. Let him taunt that we are.
Max
We are taunting is.
Big Cat
We are strong believers on this podcast that they should get to taunt as much as they want, or at the.
Iliana
Very least, the 49ers should get to. And specifically in the 49ers, Ricky Piero and Brian Robinson Jr. Should both be allowed to do the guns.
Big Cat
Yeah, absolutely.
Iliana
Like, if you walk off a gunshot, then, yeah, you. You get to use that celebration.
Big Cat
But. But taunting is fun. Taunting is great.
Max
The only taunting that shouldn't be allowed is D backs after they do nothing.
Iliana
Yeah.
Big Cat
I like it. Because then they can get it. They can. They can. They can have someone catch a ball over their head and then get double taunted on. That's the thing. When you taunt someone, you know that there's a chance that they'll get to taunt you back. Like Puka Nakua. What he did was not taunting. It shouldn't have been a taunting penalty. But let's say Pukinakua is like taunting like crazy. And then a linebacker hits him over the middle and knocks him out of the game. And the linebacker like starts fake digging a grave for him.
Iliana
Does the two thumbs down.
Hank
Yeah.
Iliana
Or the step over.
Big Cat
That's a taunt off. I want to watch.
Hank
Yeah.
Max
No, I like that. You're a good point. That's a good point.
Big Cat
Right. You always have the risk of getting taunted on.
Max
Yeah.
Big Cat
After you've taunted on someone else.
Iliana
I also think kickers should be allowed to taunt.
Hank
Yeah.
Iliana
Because then you can just jack up.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Hank
Right. Yeah.
Big Cat
Yeah. Then you fuck up a kicker.
Iliana
Knock the fuck out of a kicker.
Hank
Right.
Big Cat
I just want like the animosity going up and up and up.
Iliana
I do want to know what was the content of those text. Like why. Why is the NFL finding Big Dom? 75 grand.
Max
It makes no sense.
Hank
Yeah.
Iliana
It make like something stinks your Pablo. Tori.
Big Cat
Find out.
Iliana
Find out.
Big Cat
That's Pablo. Pablo.
Iliana
This is apb. All Pablo bulletin.
Hank
Yeah.
Iliana
All Pablo's out there. Get those texts.
Big Cat
Also how much of his body was in the coaching box? I don't think it's feet. I think it's like was the. Was the majority of his weight out of the coaching box? Because then I would say that it doesn't.
Hank
Yeah.
Iliana
Was the phone out of the coaching box? Yeah.
Hank
Too.
Iliana
That's where they should judge it by.
Hank
Yeah.
PFT
Like you just get the text messages too. Because I would love to know what he was like.
Hank
Yeah.
PFT
What he.
Big Cat
Because what he was probably can always talk about.
PFT
Yeah.
Hank
Yeah.
Iliana
He's probably ordering food for the guys.
Hank
Yeah.
Max
I think it should be like a three second and you know in the lane in college basketball, like you just got to get one foot out and.
Big Cat
Then you go back.
Hank
Yeah. Yeah.
Iliana
Okay. Max truth serum though. Would you want to know what was in the context of Big Dom's texts?
Max
Not publicly.
Hank
Yeah.
Max
I would like to know privately. And like keep that close to the chest. But I wouldn't want it to come out publicly.
Iliana
Now that's omerta.
Max
Yeah, I mean, that's. That's Big Dom's business.
Big Cat
The media's PFT asked a question. I would like to play this game with you, Max. When are the Eagles going to lose their first game?
Max
So they play probably next week to the Bucks. We lose to the Bucks every time.
Big Cat
So they play the Bucks, then the Broncos at home, then the Giants. Vikings. Giants. Probably somewhere in the Packers. Lions range. I don't know, man. The Eagles are really fucking good.
Iliana
And it feels weird, though.
Big Cat
I thought they were. I thought. I thought the Rams. This was like a perfect. Like, going into halftime, I was like, man, this is exactly what I thought. The Eagles can't be perfect all the time.
Hank
You know, you.
Big Cat
You basically sell out for the run and make them pass, and they're a little more limited. And then the Eagles just proved me dead wrong. Although should have covered and passed all.
Iliana
Over the place, There is an issue with Lane Johnson being out, because you can sell out to the run all you want if you're the Rams, which they attempted to do last year and still got steamrolled. But with laying out, it's. It's a different. It's a different team.
Hank
Yeah.
Max
Yeah, I think he's fine.
Big Cat
Okay, what happened next?
Max
Lane Johnson says he had a stinger and he expects that he will be back next week.
Big Cat
Next stinger.
Hank
Okay.
Iliana
Yeah, so that's one of those terms that we use, like, oh, it's just a neck stinger. He'll be fine. And if you actually, like, research what it is, there's like a nerve inside of his neck that's up, and it's like, way. It's another injury that's way scarier once you read about than just saying, oh, he's just got neck stinger. Yeah, no big deal.
Big Cat
Well, we were saying last week, like, now that it's football season, we need to just say state. Like, I think everyone on this podcast right now is, I have a stomach stinger diarrhea. We all have stomach sticks.
Iliana
We got asshole stinking.
Big Cat
Yeah. It's like, not a big deal. I'll be back out in a play. I just got a stomach stinger right now.
PFT
Everyone gets hurt this time of year.
Big Cat
Yeah, right, Exactly. Everyone's got something. Hank.
Iliana
I had a brain stinger on Saturday morning. I was hungover as.
Big Cat
Oh, that's not good.
Iliana
Brain Singer.
Max
I have a question to ask.
Hank
Yeah.
Max
Can we just all admit that when Jalen hurts. Needs to throw the ball, he can throw the ball. Can we stop with this narrative that he can't Pass.
PFT
He looked great today.
Big Cat
You look great today.
Max
But, like, how many times you're asking.
Iliana
Me to stop with the narrative? I've never started like.
Big Cat
Well, you're asking me to stop with a narrative that bothers you, and I enjoy watching you get bothered.
Max
So you guys just weren't going to talk about it?
Big Cat
Well, no, but you understand the pickle I'm in?
Max
Yeah.
Big Cat
Like, you want me to stop doing something that could irritate you? No, I'm not going to do that.
Max
But, like, tomorrow, all of the anti. Jalen hurts. Jalen Hurts can't throw the football. Jalen Hurts can't do this. How can you watch that second half when you needed him to do something to win a football game, and he did exactly that.
Big Cat
Take off your head. All right, deal. Take off your head.
PFT
He's such a bad winner.
Big Cat
I know he is. Take off your headphones. He was. He was bouncing around before we came in. He's like. He's like, the vibes are so good.
PFT
But it's also like. It's like he needs to learn to just embrace the fact that people are, like, looking for reasons to get mad at Jalen Hurts, even though it's like they just won a Super Bowl. He is a Super bowl winning quarterback.
Iliana
Super bowl winning quarterback.
Big Cat
And he's a great quarterback.
PFT
It's like, yes, people are going to try and pick you apart, but, like, you can't let it bother you.
Iliana
He out dueled Patrick Mahomes twice in Super Bowls. Beat the out of him. This most recent time, hasn't lost a game where he started and finished since, what, how many games? 19 games.
Big Cat
17.
Iliana
And he's very clearly an awesome quarterback. And Max wins the game. He's like, will you guys please, Like, Jalen hurts.
Big Cat
Now here's the thing.
Iliana
Come on.
Big Cat
I love. I love the city of Philadelphia.
Hank
Who knows?
Big Cat
I think the city of Philadelphia produces some of, like, the funniest people. Obviously die hard, die hard fans. But, you know, when Philadelphians say, like, no one likes us, we don't care. It's just the opposite.
Iliana
Max cares.
Big Cat
No one likes. Likes them and they do care.
Iliana
Please, like.
Big Cat
Which is fine because, like, I understand Max get, like, Jalen Hurts gets shit on and he wants people to come correct about him. What I was going to say with Max, no headphones on. Jalen Hurts is a really fucking good quarterback. He's very good quarterback.
Iliana
He's very good.
Big Cat
And when he does have to throw, he's really good at throwing. And I don't know why they don't throw it more.
Iliana
He's the exact kind of guy that I would want leading my team. Like, the dude is a winner. Everywhere he's been, he's won. When he got benched, he was still a winner at Alabama. Went to Oklahoma. Oklahoma still won football games. The dude's a monster. You're wrong about one thing though. Big cat. I think Philly, they are. No one likes us. We don't care. Max has just gotten soft since he's moved out of Philly.
Hank
Oh.
Iliana
And he started to care too much.
Big Cat
Got it.
Iliana
It's the Midwest stuff.
Hank
Yeah. Yeah.
Big Cat
But he always got pens in his ears right now. So either way, we, we, we agree.
PFT
Honestly, like, really impressive.
Big Cat
We agree that Jalen Hurts is really good.
Iliana
Yeah, he's really good.
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
Okay, Max, come back. So Jalen Hurts had 226 yards, which is like double what he's had all, all this year in the first two games.
Iliana
It's crazy because he is stunk.
Hank
Yeah.
Iliana
He has been dog until today. And even let's. Okay, he had a great second half today. Let's be clear.
Hank
He did.
Big Cat
He played one half of football.
Iliana
Great second half. Maybe the half of the week. I'd like to see him put it together for a full game.
Big Cat
It would be nice. It'll be nice at some point, huh?
Hank
Okay.
Big Cat
You'll have fun listening back to that.
Iliana
Max, are things okay with him and A.J. brown? That's a good question.
Max
Oh, wait a minute. Did you see this punch that Jordan Mylata gave to A.J. brown?
Iliana
Yeah, I did that.
Big Cat
He might be injured.
Max
Could you imagine taking this punch?
Hank
No.
Max
If A.J. brown reacted the way that he reacted, I, I, I really would be dead. I really would be dead.
Hank
Yeah.
Iliana
No, that's, that's what killed Houdini right there.
Big Cat
Yeah, it's, it's seriously insane. You can't do that to someone. You cannot do that.
Iliana
Jordan Bilater weighs 400 pounds of pure muscle.
Big Cat
Yeah, that's, that is a really, really mean thing to do.
Iliana
And he probably said something hilarious with his kiwi accident. Isaiah, there you go.
Big Cat
Yeah, I have one. I have one.
Hank
All right.
Big Cat
Bucks 29, Jets 27. So this was the other crazy game. We have one more crazy game we're going to talk about. The Bucks played the funnest games possible. They have played three games this season. All three Baker Mayfield game winning drives. It was even. Remember we used to say about the Seahawks how the Seahawks would just play the wildest games. The Bucks were dominating this game. And then in the fourth Quarter. Like, you know what? This isn't fun. We got to get, we got to make sure that everyone gets their money's worth. And we're going to, we're going to let the jets back into this and just have the craziest happen to end the game. And the crazy shit did happen because Tyra, sorry to Rod had two touchdown drives in the fourth quarter. And then to go from six up six to up nine, the Bucks get a kick blocked return for a touchdown. All time worst camera angle on a play. They just stop showing the guy return it. And Aaron Glenn is dancing up the sideline. Feels like the jets are going to get their first win. Oh yeah. Baker still had time and drives him for a game winning field goal.
Iliana
So that Aaron Glenn celebration was hilarious. His dance that he did. And that people are going to remember that moment more than they remember anything else from this game.
Hank
Yep.
Iliana
And I predict that in like late December, maybe into the start of next year, people are going to look back at this game and they'll just assume that the jets won because all they remember is Aaron Glenn freaking out on the sidelines, which he should have. I mean, that was an awesome thing that happened. And they came close. The Bucks, they just know they're great in close games because yeah, they have Baker Mayfield and they got Bucky Irving. And also Baker is elite. I'd say he's probably the best quarterback in the NFL at like scouring like depth charts and coaching staffs for any team that he's about to play and find somebody that in his mind has wronged him at some point in his career.
Hank
Yes.
Iliana
And then after the game he will talk about that.
Hank
Yes.
Iliana
But all week I think he spends as much time just looking at guys that he might hate on the other team as he does watching film about the other team. Because after the game he's on the podium and he goes, yeah, their defensive coordinator was the one that cut me in Carolina. A lot of stuff was personal today. Hassan Redick FORMER Jet A lot of people, this was Hassan Reddick getting revenge against the jets for. For what? Why is it. Remind me again, why is for him.
Memes
Not showing up and holding out even though he was under contract.
Iliana
Okay, so for him not getting a contract extension for the Jets.
Big Cat
Got it.
Iliana
That's what he was pissed off.
Big Cat
That's what. Even though he had never bad about.
Iliana
He had never played for the jets on behalf of.
Hank
He just, he.
Big Cat
Baker probably just walks around in the locker room before a game. He's like, you got any beef with Them.
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
I'd just like to know.
Iliana
He probably has a box, like a suggestion box in the locker room. Like put all your hatred in, in this box so that I can read it and get mad for you. Yeah, but memes. Can I give you a little bit of a silver lining or. It's like a weird stat for the Jets.
Hank
Yeah.
Iliana
Did you know that the jets are tied with their opponents and touchdowns. They've scored exactly as many touchdowns as their opponents have this year.
Big Cat
That's pretty cool.
Memes
That is cool.
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
That's really cool.
Iliana
So there's, I mean there's other stuff that's involved in football, like field goals, but at least you have that. And you don't have to fire Aaron Glenn, right?
Memes
Yeah, don't have to fire Aaron Glenn.
Big Cat
That was a, that was a non compete for three quarters including the, the, the Rod Taylor pick. The half was just so. Jets was like how they played tough in the first half and then he throws a pick six with like 45 seconds left for no reason. But then they, they woke up and they played hard in the fourth quarter. So where are you at overall? It sucked. That sucked because all you needed was one stop there to get your first win. But where are you at overall?
Memes
Quarters one through three looked like a maybe one win team. The defense is still absolutely God awful. Unfortunately. Football season is over right now.
Big Cat
Oh, you've ended it.
Memes
Well, do your own three. And statistically it's just.
Iliana
Hockey started.
Memes
Hockey did start.
Iliana
You got the Mets at least.
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
Oh, that was.
Iliana
Max just shook his head like that was like. Don't say that.
Big Cat
That was really mean what you just did.
Iliana
They're gonna make the playoffs, right?
Big Cat
That was really mean. Really mean.
Iliana
I thought they were.
Hank
I thought.
Big Cat
No, they, I mean they still might so.
Iliana
But they played the nasty, the nasty thing.
Big Cat
You guys have the.
Hank
Yeah.
Memes
The Nationals had a center fielder turn into prime Jim Edmonds out of nowhere.
Big Cat
You guys, you guys have.
Iliana
I shouldn't have done that. I shouldn't have done that.
Big Cat
Yeah, you should have done that.
Iliana
I'm not leaving the studio alive.
Big Cat
You, you have the Dolphins next week.
Memes
Yeah, that'll be a loss.
Big Cat
By the way. Did you guys see. Not to, to go ahead to week four, but our Monday night doubleheader next week. Let me just say this statement. There's four quarterbacks playing. Bonix is the best quarterback by a large margin in the four. Four teams that are playing.
Hank
All right.
Iliana
I've not looked at the schedule at all for next week. So let me just try to guess. Saints by how on. They just played Monday Night Football. I don't think they make them do two Monday night doubleheaders in the same, like three weeks. So I'm gonna go with 49ers Bonix by a large margin.
Big Cat
Large margin.
Iliana
Large margin. Are the Bengals. Bengals playing?
Big Cat
The Bengals are playing. So it is Jake Browning. It is to Rod Taylor. It is Tua and Bo Nix.
Hank
Wow. Yeah.
Big Cat
Someone's got to play well out of that.
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
The odds have to be something good happened.
Memes
I think the jets are the backup game, like the Joe Bucks on the.
Big Cat
Yeah, but, but we're gonna watch both.
Iliana
Are they staggering them? Are they going like one right after the other like they did?
Big Cat
No, they're, they're. It's just a staggered start. It's not like. I think it's. I think it's early, like a 615, a 750.
Iliana
So one of the games should be competitive.
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
So. But you guys can win that game. You'll. You'll be favored.
Memes
You could win any game.
Big Cat
Whose line is anyway? DraftKings sports book. Jets. Dolphins. At the Jets.
Memes
At the Dolphins.
Big Cat
Oh, at the Dolphins.
Memes
Jets haven't won in Miami in 10 years.
Iliana
Dolphins look good on Thursday.
Big Cat
Don't show it. Let me, let me think.
Iliana
I'm gonna say any buy for the Fins.
Big Cat
Dolphins minus one.
Iliana
Dolphins minus three. No, Dolphins minus. I'm gonna say three and a half.
PFT
Two and a half.
Big Cat
Two and a half. Okay. You got that one. I said one, Zach.
Zach
Yes, sir.
Big Cat
Well, like the Bucks, you're a Bucks fan. You have a great buck shirt on right now.
Zach
So the. Early on in the game, a lot of holding penalties, a lot of flags going up in the air. That made me nervous. I was a little nerve wracked on that. A lot of guys out on the offensive line wasn't sure how today was going to go. Boys played good, solid defense. Bucky Irving, nice to watch. Baker Mayfield kind of did his thing. And Buka, two catches. One of the second catch that you ruled not a catch. I think that was a catch. He's showing good hands. Mike Evans, hamstring injury. Kind of worried about that, but I'm seeing we might be able to get Tristan Worst and Godwin back for week four.
Iliana
Was it a hamstring injury or was he celebrating?
Big Cat
No, he was. It was a hamstring injury.
Iliana
He's hurt.
Zach
He went to the locker room.
Iliana
I want to clear that up for Hank.
Big Cat
Yeah, yeah, that's a good clear up.
Iliana
Zach, I got a stat about the Bucks here.
Zach
Yes, sir.
Iliana
Did you Know that they have. They had 100 rushing yards. They allowed fewer than 100 rushing yards in 11 straight games.
Zach
I was unaware of that, but that's very promising. That makes me feel good.
Iliana
It's the longest streak in NFL history.
Big Cat
That's just that they've done that. That should just be the Vita V stat.
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
Abuka had six catches, by the way. He's awesome. You have a bona fide star in Abuka because, like, I think wide receivers are the position where if they, like, obviously a wide receiver can get good after drafting him. Like, it could take a year or two, but I think wide receivers have, like, the most pop of any position where you can right away know, like, that guy's a stud. Do you know what I mean?
Iliana
Has there been a guy that's, like, lit up the league in his rookie year and then completely fallen off afterwards.
Big Cat
At wide receiver currently? Maybe Brian Thomas.
Hank
Yeah.
Iliana
It's a little early.
Hank
It's.
Big Cat
I'm still buying stock eyeballs.
Hank
Yeah. Yeah. But, yeah, he.
Big Cat
Book is awesome. He's awesome.
Zach
He is. Every time Mike Evans talks about him, I get a little nervous because he. He almost refers to, like, passing of the torch as if he's going to retire next year.
Hank
Yeah.
Zach
But if there's a guy to pass it to, he's definitely the one.
Hank
Yeah. Yeah.
Big Cat
And I will say for the Bucks, like, the big thing with the Bucks is they're three and, oh, Baker's a dog. They have to figure out a way to get healthy and stop having injuries because the Bucks today had none of their starting five offensive linemen playing their actual position, so they all were interchangeable. And because they've had so many injuries, it will hopefully get a little bit better when what's name. Goda Key comes back and also when Tristan Wurfs comes back. But they got to get that figured out. They got to get some guys healthy. Mike Evans, obviously, that sucks.
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
But the Bucks are good.
Iliana
Did you hear Todd Bowles after the game?
Hank
Yeah.
Iliana
Got jokes.
Hank
Yeah.
Iliana
Bold's got jokes. He said they asked him what. What was Payne Durham saying to him after they won the game? And because I guess they gave each other a hug and he said, me and Payne Durham have a relationship not many people know about. We're secret lovers. Oh, was that what's going on in Tampa?
Hank
I don't know.
Iliana
It's not a secret anymore. If I was paying Durham, I'd be upset about this.
Big Cat
Yeah, that's.
Iliana
That is your secret levels.
Big Cat
He also said you've got. When he was Asked about the. The jets blocking the field goal for a touchdown, he said his response in the moment was, you've got to be fucking shitting me.
Iliana
That's great.
Big Cat
Yeah, that is great. Todd Bowles showing a little personality.
Iliana
I like that. I, I think it has something to do with him having the game management coach.
Hank
Yeah.
Iliana
So that he doesn't have to like that would take Todd Bowles brain a good two hours to come down from where it got. It cooled off like a CPU for.
Big Cat
A second there because you.
Hank
Yeah, yeah. What?
Big Cat
I thought you said game management coach.
Iliana
Gay manager.
Big Cat
Did he might have.
Iliana
Well, I was talking about. Well, him and secret lovers.
Big Cat
I think that was with the same line of thinking.
Hank
Right.
Iliana
Game management.
Big Cat
He's got a game management coach.
Iliana
But you know what I'm saying? Like with the, with the guy that's telling him the clock scenarios.
Hank
Yeah.
Iliana
And what to do game man. I think his brain would still be like working too hard after a game trying to figure out the scenarios.
Hank
Yeah.
Iliana
Now he's like cutting loose a little bit after the game because he's got all this creative mental energy.
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
Memes. Can I give you Aaron Glenn's postgame comment?
Memes
Let it rip.
Big Cat
He said the one thing I don't do, which I understand New York media tries to do, is the negative parts of it. I'm not going to be that way. I'm going to let you guys deal with that. We're going to look at the things we did well. So Memes, that is your coach. Give us something. You did well and let's not do negatives.
Memes
They came back.
Big Cat
Okay. Huge.
Memes
Huge. That's. That's all they did. Well, the defense is terrible, but to.
Iliana
Come back you have to do something.
Hank
Well.
Memes
Yeah, that's true.
Iliana
So what was that?
Memes
So the Bucks stopped blitzing and they were just playing drop coverage and Tyrod was just being able to pick.
Big Cat
Pick them apart.
Memes
That was good. But the defense didn't do anything.
Hank
Well. Okay.
Memes
The defensive line wasn't. Wasn't that bad, but the secondary is just absolutely gross.
Hank
Yeah.
Iliana
So you said going in this weekend that if they allowed 28 points, you wanted Aaron Glenn fired. But the defense didn't allow 28 points.
Big Cat
No.
Memes
Tyrod Taylor, pick six.
Hank
Yeah. Yeah.
Big Cat
So that's. So the defense played better.
Memes
Played better, but still very bad.
Hank
All right.
Big Cat
Well, I mean, these are positive.
Iliana
You know what? This might be a, this might be a Wednesday check in on me is to do the pot.
Big Cat
I just saw his coach say that. So I was like. And I agree. Because it's very hard to be positive after a loss on Sunday. That happens on Wednesday and Thursday and Friday. You get back. Your brain gets back.
Max
This Bucky Irving play was so bad.
Memes
Which one?
Max
The one where he.
Memes
Oh, all seven of them.
Big Cat
Oh, yeah, that one was bad. I actually likened it. That was in the first half. That was. That made me nervous about the must compete because what I. In the moment I said it looked like those videos when like a soccer player plays against like a hundred. A professional soccer player plays against like 105 year old Asian kids and they're all like in a group like running around like a pack of fish and they can't catch up to them. That's what the jets look like on defense now.
Iliana
Yeah, it does look like they're playing on different surfaces from Bucky Irving, who's able to like move and change directions. And the jets, they just can't stop.
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
All right, well, Bucks three, zero, jets own three. I think the. The jets, they. They passed the must compete. They passed the must compete.
Iliana
I also like that the Bucks that they brought in Desmond Watson for a workout. Yeah, they were just. But they didn't sign them. They just brought him in. They're like, hey, you should probably work out today.
Big Cat
Do you think there's a chance they brought him in because when he was at camp he had like walked on the same portion of the grass and like killed the grass or like we got. We got to bring you back to even it out.
Iliana
Do your trail. Yeah, the trail's growing in a little bit.
Big Cat
Come back, come back and just. Even this whole practice field, I think.
Iliana
They'Re just having workouts.
Hank
Mean.
Iliana
I think they're just having like 7am workouts. Yeah, they're like, hey, do you want to join the class? Yeah, we're doing Taibo.
Hank
Yeah.
Iliana
Yeah, it's probably, it was probably like the coaches, like all the. Yeah, all the coaches are like, hey, we're going to stay in shape this season. Two guys we're going to do. We're going to do some Pilates before practice. Everybody get in early. Yeah, we'll call Desmond.
Big Cat
I'm rooting for him to, to make a roster and I would love to see him play next week against the Eagles for the, for the Tush push, because that would be awesome.
Zach
Him next to Vita Bay is a lot of weight.
Big Cat
A lot of weight. A lot of weight.
Zach
Pushing that.
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
Okay.
Memes
Sorry. Last thing on the jets. Their first three opponents combined eight and one, so that's like the only.
Big Cat
There we go.
Memes
That's the only actual positive.
Big Cat
And then you play the Dolphins. Who you have after the Dolphins.
Memes
Dolphins, Cowboys, Broncos in London.
Big Cat
Okay.
Memes
And the Panthers. I believe it does get easier, but I mean, it's just a uphill battle.
Big Cat
You just. The. The way week one and three went, it's like, just get one of those wins. B1 and 2.
Memes
Yeah.
Iliana
Fields next week, maybe. He's got to do the whole protocol now to.
Big Cat
Rod was actually kind of elusive in the pocket today. He was. He was. He was moving around.
Memes
He wasn't that bad. But when they were just strictly blitzing, he couldn't do anything.
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
Okay, next up, the other game. That was incredible ending. Browns 13, Packers 10. This was. This was crazy. This was shocking because it was a really like, you know, it's a defensive battle. The Browns defense is legit as legit could be. Mason Graham is awesome. Adding him to that defensive line has been incredible for the Browns defense and what they're able to do to other teams. So here's. Here's a couple stats just to talk about the Browns defense real quick because I. They. They won the game. Joe Flacco had a nice drive at the end, but it was the Browns defense that carried the day. So far, the Browns defense has held chase Brown to 21 carries, 43 yards. Derrick Henry, 11 carries, 23 yards. Josh Jacobs, 16 carries, 30 yards. Those are some pretty good running backs. And they've completely stonewalled them. The Browns defense kept them in this game. I was looking at it. The Browns offense is not good. Not explosive. They had 3.9 yards per play, which is not good. But they were in the game because the Browns defense held the packers to 3.8 yards per play.
Iliana
Yeah. So this is actually the first game that the Browns have not outgained their opponent. Yeah, you can believe that. And it's their first win. They're 02 when out gaining their opponent. They're 10 when their opponent outgains them. Kind of crazy to think about. They also got. They got on that fumble that Josh Jacobs.
Hank
Yes.
Iliana
It ended up being kind of like ball, don't lie.
Hank
Yep.
Iliana
But the. The Browns very clearly got screwed. Like, There was a 15 minute span where I saw three calls. I'm trying to remember the other two, but there were three calls that were very clearly like, should have been overturned, should have gone a different way. And for whatever reason, the replay review did not work on them. The Browns got on that one. But their defense is elite.
Hank
Yes.
Iliana
Like one of the best defenses in the entire league.
Big Cat
Gonna keep him in every single game. I know it didn't obviously last week against the Ravens, but that game again was closer than the final score because of some of the special team stuff in turnover.
Iliana
And Mason Graham is probably the defensive rookie of the year right now.
Big Cat
I would say so.
Iliana
He's awesome.
Big Cat
He's got a 43 pass rush win rate against the Packers.
Iliana
That sounds really high average for a.
Big Cat
Defensive tackle is 9%.
Iliana
Yeah. For a defensive tackle.
Big Cat
So 43% to 9%.
Iliana
And they've got Miles Garrett.
Hank
Yeah.
Iliana
And they had. Let's give credit where credit Sue Joe Flacco. Maybe the operation of the week.
Hank
Yeah.
Iliana
Was that the operation was the operation of the week. An awesome operation. At the end of the game where they had the ball in the middle of the field, the center ran up, spotted the ball for the ref who came in, just tap, just booped the end of it. They got the snap off. They spiked it in time for the field goal where Smith went out there and made it. That was the operation of the week. Incredible, incredible job. But that's a veteran move by Joe.
Big Cat
And shout out Andre Schmidt. He gets. You know, he was. Cost him Week 11 this game with a 55 yard field goal. Really cool to see him like bounce back like that. And the Browns get their first win. And it was. I know that it's doesn't. It's crazy to say this, but that was a shocking comeback because the Browns were down 10 under four minutes and with this Browns offense that feels like 100 and they're able to win the game in regulation. Not in overtime. In regulation. A lot of lot because of the block field goal. And also because Jordan Love threw a terrible interception.
Iliana
Yeah. So they got their first two turnovers of the year in the last four minutes of the game.
Hank
Yeah.
Iliana
Pretty crazy. And one of the game. Good for the Browns. I like the neon brown uniforms too.
Big Cat
All right, so I like them, but they also make the. Some of the guys look like a little fat.
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
Joker looked maybe 50 pounds heavier than he looks.
Iliana
That's fine. That's a price you pay.
Big Cat
I know that Nijoku's like shredded.
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
But in that jersey he looked.
Hank
He looked fat. Yeah.
Iliana
The neon brown, it's got its gives and takes. Yeah, I thought it would for the Browns. It's awesome.
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
Let me read you guys a quote real quick. This. I'll just say the quote and then I'll tell you who it's from. I think we can go undefeated pound for pound. I look at these teams, I don't really see who's better than us. Honestly.
Iliana
Micah Parsons.
Big Cat
That was left tackle Rasheed Walker.
Hank
Okay.
Big Cat
And then the Browns defense did what they did to the Packers.
Iliana
Well, teams are now 02 the week after they played the commanders.
Big Cat
Oh, wow.
Iliana
There's a little stat everyone's talking about.
Big Cat
That's a, that's a huge.
Iliana
Because they get beat up so bad.
Hank
Yeah. Yeah.
Iliana
Physicality.
Big Cat
I'd like that to continue. The Bears play the Raiders next week.
Iliana
That's right. So let's.
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
Tip to us.
Iliana
So. And then the Bills should be the Falcons in week five.
Hank
Yeah. Yeah.
Iliana
Okay.
Big Cat
Also Quinte. Sean Judkins looks pretty good.
Hank
Yeah.
Iliana
Quinn Chuck, he's definitely RB1.
Hank
Yeah.
Iliana
RB1 for sure is the Toyota Thon come early this year.
Big Cat
I don't know.
Iliana
For, for Jordan Love.
Big Cat
Oh, maybe.
Iliana
I don't know. It might have. He didn't look great.
Big Cat
No. I mean I, I, I'm not going to, I'm, I'm going to be measured in the fact that the Browns defense, I think is really good. But yeah, no, that that interception was bad. I don't know. I don if he didn't see the guy or if there was a route run wrong. But that changed the game because it did feel like the Browns were had no chance. And then that happened and yeah, they just hung around, hung around, hung around until they could pounce on him. And the packers get their first loss.
Iliana
And I still think the packers are really, really good. There was a video this week of Jaden Reed after he had his surgery and he was still under the anesthesia coming out of it. And he was just looking at his. He went live on his phone from the hospital bed as he was still drugged up and all he was talking about how, how the packers their goal is to win the Super Bowl.
Hank
Yeah.
Iliana
This is awesome. Our team. So we're going to win this. That's a team that's locked in right there.
Hank
Yeah.
Iliana
When his subconscious. When you could be talking about anything else. Where am I? Would be a natural question to ask. He's just like, yeah, we're going to win the super bowl this year.
Big Cat
Listen, I don't know how the packers don't win the super bowl unless the Browns are in it because the Browns just beat them as 8 1/2 point underdogs.
Iliana
NFL makes no sense. Game of the week.
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
It's Survivor League. Busted. Everyone's survivor. Busted. They definitely A lot of people probably took the packers. So good for the Browns. I'm happy for the Browns because they like, this deep. They have an identity. I don't know what the future is going to hold for Joe Flacco for the rest of the year, but like, they will be in most games because of this defense and how nasty they are. And you saw it today, where it's like, that's a. If you're. If you're averaging. I think they went. They went 4 for 13 on third down. And like I said, they averaged 3.9 yards per play. That's tough to win a game like that unless you have an elite, elite defense. And that's what they showed today.
Hank
That they do. Yeah. So.
Big Cat
And yeah, man, it's just a shame. The Packers. I thought they were going to go undefeated. I thought they were going to beat everyone and they just couldn't beat the Browns. I am kind of holding back a little bit because the Bears do have to play the Browns and that defense.
Iliana
What if the.
Big Cat
But still that. That pick was bad.
Iliana
The packers were like the Saints from last year.
Big Cat
Oh, we were all looking for the Colts to be the Saints from last year. And the Colts are still a wagon. It was actually the Packers. Packers, man, that would be a shame.
Iliana
That would be a damn shame.
Big Cat
That'd be a real shame. A real, real shame. Does it make you feel. Are we doing transitive property at all?
Iliana
No, no. I was thinking about doing the transit property for this game and thinking to myself, wow, the Commanders might really, really suck because we got the shit kicked out of us by the packers and they just lost the Browns. But then I just spin zoned it into being like, wait, we played them last week. That's probably why they're so banged up and that's why they lost the Browns. So I thought that was a good way to get over it.
Big Cat
That's smart. I think also there was maybe some booze for Joe Flacco, which, I mean, listen, he can handle it. And also their offense was bad for a really long time.
Iliana
They're saying, beautiful ball.
Hank
Yeah.
Iliana
Beautiful operation. They didn't see the opera. They weren't booming the operation.
Big Cat
Incredible operation. Incredible operation. 10 points in 37 seconds. The Browns watch out.
Iliana
Do you think Dylan Gabriel gets that operation off?
Big Cat
No chance.
Iliana
Shador gets that operation.
Big Cat
No chance. That's Joe Flacco.
Hank
Yep.
Big Cat
Something about Flack.
Iliana
Billy Zappy might get that operation off.
Big Cat
And then throw a pick.
Iliana
DeSean Watson might get that operation off.
Big Cat
I'm just pumped for Andre Schmidt because that is. Yeah, he misses that and it's curtains for it.
Iliana
Yeah. Probably for his career.
Big Cat
That. Think about how much pressure is on that kick for him, specifically where it's like he misses that kick and it wasn't an easy kick, but in, you know, in addition to Week 1, the Browns probably cut him, and everyone's like, well, he's not good, and now he's a hero. And they get their first win. And I feel like these just like having that one win where it's like, hey, you can still fight. And yeah, they.
Hank
They.
Big Cat
They have a tough schedule, but it doesn't matter. They're going to be in some games.
Iliana
I'm happy for the Browns.
Big Cat
Yeah, I am, too.
Hank
The dog pound.
Big Cat
Also, I found out my assistant Dom, for the first time in four years, didn't wear his. He has a gigantic Browns necklace. That's just a dog bone. Didn't wear it today. He's got to bury it. Got to be gone forever. Can't ever wear it again.
Hank
I agree.
Big Cat
You guys agree?
Hank
I agree. Yeah.
Big Cat
It's also just so funny because it's a gigantic necklace and it's.
Hank
It.
Big Cat
No, like, it's just a ridiculous look. But that's also why you got to love Browns fans. So just dress up like dogs and like, what? You know, you're the one with the problem. Why don't you have your dog face on?
Iliana
So the. The Browns, they were first and run defense going into this game. I'm sure they're still first and run defense.
Big Cat
Gotta be.
Iliana
They were third and past defense overall. They're still probably top five in that.
Hank
Yep.
Iliana
First in total defense.
Hank
Yep.
Iliana
Probably still that.
Hank
Yep.
Big Cat
Nasty.
Iliana
Really good.
Big Cat
Nasty, nasty team.
Iliana
If they had a quarterback that just didn't turn the ball over, it was a game manager like Flacco. They could be real force.
Hank
Yeah. Yeah.
Big Cat
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Yeah.
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PFT
Yeah, a lot of turnovers. Drake May played well. I thought the defense played a lot better. I thought Drake May took a lot of hits. Like there was two pretty solid shots to the head that one of them was right before the interception he threw in the end zone which he got. The ball was the ball was tipped but it literally went from replay of his head smashing into the ground and then he threw an interception. So I think there's a little bit of leeway there for Madre Stevenson. I don't know how much leeway he gets.
Iliana
Probably not a lot.
Big Cat
So he fumbled twice.
Iliana
Yeah, twice he twice a lot last.
PFT
Year and going back I think like six or seven games, that's his six.
Big Cat
Or seven fumbles you guys had.
Iliana
So.
Big Cat
So the Patriots had five turnovers, four fumbles, two turnovers inside the Pittsburgh two yard line. So twice you're basically giving up six points for a turnover. One was interception in the end zone, the other was Ramondi Stevenson. Like basically six inches from the goal line, getting it punched out. This is a crazy stat. Last time The Patriots had four fumbles in a game, lost four fumbles in a game. 99, 1992 verse Bill Belichick's Cleveland Browns.
Hank
Wow.
Iliana
That crazy interesting.
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
Wild stat. But this game was, it was. And the Steelers like the fact the Steelers only won by seven with five turnovers like that. Especially with two on the goal line. I don't think the Steelers are very good. The Patriots are kicked. Should be kicking themselves because they should have won this game. I was looking at it. The, this game is summed up if you, if you miss this game. By the way, the third quarter started. So I'm going to read you the drive, the drives to start the third quarter. This is the first eight minutes of third quarter. Pittsburgh started with the ball. Three plays, zero yards interception. Patriots get the ball. Two plays, 10 yards fumble. Steelers get the ball. Three plays, minus two yards punt. Patriots get the ball. Three plays, 11 yards, fumble. Steelers get the ball. 3 plays, 3 yards punt. So there were field position. There were, there were a total of five drives to start the third quarter. Three turnovers, two punts, not a single first down. And it felt like that it was just like both offenses. The Patriots are able to move the ball, then they would just fumble and the Steelers weren't able to move the ball, they would just get the fumble.
Hank
Yeah.
PFT
And then the, the, the last play of the game.
Hank
Yeah.
PFT
DeMario Douglas, 4th and 1, caught the ball basically on the, on the line to gain and then took two steps backwards, got tackled.
Big Cat
He ran away from the first down.
PFT
It was nuts. And, and that it was a freeze frame situation where, you know, the Mitch, the classic Mitch Trubisky like, you know, picture where it's like, if you look at the freeze frame, it looks bad. The freeze frame of like where he caught the ball. There's no defenders in sight or like within reach of him in that freeze frame. It's like he didn't get a first down here.
Iliana
His momentum at the time was, it wasn't kind of as bad.
PFT
Yeah, it wasn't as bad in real time. But even Drake me after the game said, like, I gotta do a better job telling, you know, my teammates that what we need to do. It's like he, tomorrow Douglas should just know, like, I need to get a yard.
Iliana
Good answer by Drake May. Yeah, I, I, I should do that.
PFT
Job doing that on me.
Iliana
I need to do a better job telling my wide receivers to get a first down when it's fourth down. And I'm throwing them the ball. That's my fault, guys.
Big Cat
I mean, Drake may easily outplayed Aaron Rodgers.
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
Aaron Rogers is old. I don't know what to say. Like, they don't. I feel like the Steelers are just the same team as last year and the year before, the year before that. Where their offense just doesn't have any pop.
Iliana
Yeah, the offense, a little more pop. It was not good today.
PFT
But I would take Roggy over Russy.
Hank
Yeah. Yes.
Iliana
I would agree to that.
Big Cat
I don't know. He doesn't throw deep.
Iliana
They're taking away the deep ball.
Big Cat
Russy does throw deep. He's not good.
Iliana
He does.
Big Cat
Yeah, but he does. He's tried. I agree.
Iliana
When Rusty throws deep, the ball does not hit the ground. Fact or fiction?
Hank
Fact. Yeah.
Iliana
Fact. Fact.
Hank
Yeah.
Iliana
He's not like letting it rip or anything, but I think he's a major upgrade over. Over Russ Wilson from last year.
Big Cat
I just feel like when you close your eyes and you think about the. The Pittsburgh Steelers offense in what's been like the last four or five years, what play comes to mind?
Iliana
There's a couple. There's the like 2 yard gain from Najee. There's the like tight end out route. That's that you run like three yards downfield and catch it and go out of bounds for three yards.
Hank
Yeah.
Iliana
And then you do a variation of that with kind of like a screen pass to George Pickens who then catches it and runs out of bounds.
Big Cat
Because I was going to say is when I think of like the Steelers offense and it might get better, but I just think of a check down to a running back where he catches the ball behind the line of scrimmage and there's three defenders basically running at him all at the same time for a gain of one.
Iliana
Yeah, that sounds right too. That's. That's a staple of theirs.
Hank
Yeah.
Iliana
I had an idea today for a rule change. I think that any pass that's thrown behind the line of scrimmage should count as a fumble if it hits the ground.
Big Cat
I like that.
Iliana
So, like, I'm not talking about where the quarterback is obviously not talking about a Mahomes, but where, where the ball's going. If it's going to a running back, that's yards in the backfield. If that hits the ground, treat it as a fumble. That'd be awesome.
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
Everyone would just be diving on balls all the time.
Iliana
Yeah.
Hank
Would rock. Yeah.
Iliana
But yeah, Hank, you're right. Stevenson doghouse. He's in variables. Dog house.
Big Cat
Because Drake May play good enough to win the game and your defense played good enough to win the game. You just gave the ball up five times and two times.
Hank
Yeah. Yeah.
Big Cat
Two of them going in.
Hank
Yeah. And. Yeah.
Big Cat
I don't know. I think, I mean, the Steelers defense played a little bit better, but did they? Because it was a lot of the. So the. The punch. There was a good punch out on Ramon Stevenson on the fumble going in.
Hank
So that.
Big Cat
That's defense. But like, you can't. You can't expect to get five takeaways in a game because it felt like the Patriots moved the ball and then the takeaways happened. So I don't know if the Steelers improved defensively or they were just able to be opportunistic with the ball.
Iliana
Ben. But don't break. That's what Steele does.
Big Cat
Right.
Iliana
But you need to also investigate building seven.
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
Bendo break. But also make sure you get the fumbles when they're on the goal line.
Iliana
Yeah, that's true. I mean, look at the Browns. They didn't have a single turnover in the first two weeks. They were great at defense. They lost those two games. Steelers bad defensively today. Had a lot of forced turnovers.
Hank
Yep.
Iliana
Won the game.
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
I guess it just comes down to like, if the Steelers can get back to the defense that they've had in the past. I do think this is going to be a decent team. If it's the defense we saw through the first two weeks and maybe a little bit of today, when the ball gets moved on them, it's going to be tough because I don't know how much pop their offense has.
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
But they're two in one, so who cares?
Iliana
Now do you feel like Aaron Rodgers is going to pull the Jalen hurts and be like, we don't deserve to celebrate this because we played like. Or is he going to be like the perspective thing of. I've been in this league a long time. It's hard to win. Celebrate every win, boys.
Big Cat
I would say celebrate every win. Also, Aaron Rodgers past Brett far for fourth most passing touchdowns in the NFL history. So it's 509.
Iliana
Okay. That's a lot of.
Big Cat
That's a lot of touchdowns.
Iliana
Good for him.
Big Cat
And they did. They did get a lot of pressure on Drake May, which I guess that would be the. The big takeaway is maybe the Steelers pass rush is back and that's. If they can get that back, then they will be just fine.
Hank
Yeah.
Iliana
Hank, what are you guys going to do at running back? Is this tray on time?
PFT
Vrabel said we need Radre. I don't know if he was just saying that. That I think we'll probably. We'll see more Trayvon.
Iliana
So he might not be in the doghouse then?
PFT
I don't know if that was just coach speak of. I don't know.
Iliana
No, because I feel like guys, guys like Vrabel and Belichick too, if they've got. If a guy is in their doghouse, he's. They're not shy about letting people know, hey, I've got a doghouse. This guy's in it.
PFT
Yeah, I think we'll see more Trayvon.
Hank
Yeah.
Iliana
Because I think he might be good.
Big Cat
And shout out Derek Harmon making his NFL debut. That is probably why the Steelers defense was played. The best game they had of the season.
Hank
They had.
Big Cat
He had a sack. TJ Watt had two sacks. Their pass rush got picked up by him. That was their first round pick from Oregon. So it feels like that might be the boost they needed. What are you gonna say?
Max
Like, Travion had two and a half yards of carry. He had 11 carries for 28 yards today. So it's not like he was.
Iliana
I didn't say I thought he was good. I said I think he's going to.
Big Cat
Be good stats, Max.
Iliana
I think.
Big Cat
No, I think he's.
Iliana
I think he's a good player.
Max
Ramondre had a bad game, but Trayvon, like Henderson also had a bad game, so.
Iliana
Yeah, yeah, but I'm saying which one. Which one is a rookie?
Max
Yeah, no, I, I agree. I don't necessarily mean that just because he's a rookie. He's a good player.
Iliana
I agree with that. But I think.
Big Cat
So we agree.
Max
Yeah, we agree.
Iliana
I think he will be good.
PFT
Do you think he's a bad player?
Big Cat
Trayvon did not fumble.
Max
No, I don't get like Drake May.
Big Cat
Were the other two fumbles.
Max
I'm. I'm just not. I'm saying it's not like Trayvon Henderson's running away with this job.
Memes
Like, according to film guys, Trayvon's lost out there.
Big Cat
He can't lost out. Passing block is what the.
Iliana
Okay.
Big Cat
What the take is.
Iliana
That makes sense. Can't pass with the ball in his hand Dynamic.
Big Cat
Yes, maybe, maybe. But also, what were the stats?
Max
11 carries, 28 yards.
PFT
That's not just a receiving back.
Iliana
Yeah, he did catch three balls for 19 yards.
PFT
That's pretty good.
Max
Not really.
Iliana
6.3 yards per reception.
PFT
That's solid.
Iliana
That's good.
Max
Ramondra had three. Three receptions for 38 yards.
PFT
Fumbles.
Iliana
Well, Trayvon had three targets, and he caught all three for 100 target catch rate.
Max
Ramondre also had three targets, and he caught all three for 100%.
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
With a long of 23.
Max
No, I'm not saying that like one's, but it's just that it makes it. It makes it harder to be like, oh, we have to push more Trayvon Henderson when Travon Henderson hasn't. Isn't running away with the job.
Iliana
Yeah, no, you're right, because I think he's. He should be the more dynamic of the two running backs.
Hank
Right.
Iliana
But he's. He might be the one in the doghouse for not being able to block.
Hank
Yeah, he is. Yeah. Yeah.
Max
There we go. We came all the way around.
Iliana
That's why it was like, my dog house isn't big enough for two of the guys. We need Ramon Dre to be good.
Big Cat
We got to get one of these guys out of the doghouse before the net. It's one in, one out.
Hank
Yeah.
Iliana
Because I think Vrabel's doghouse. He usually has a kicker in there, but I'd say his doghouse and Belichicks are the worst doghouses to be in. Maybe Saban's doghouse. If you had Mike fixed.
Big Cat
If we had to say right now. Right now, Week three, and it's obviously way too early. Do the Pittsburgh Steelers make the playoffs?
Iliana
Yes.
Big Cat
I would say so, too.
Iliana
And I think they win a game.
Big Cat
And you do.
Hank
Yeah. You.
Big Cat
You're on record as saying they're going to win a game.
Iliana
On record.
Big Cat
On record. Win a game. I would agree, though. I think there's. There's some not. There's a cliff that the AFC kind of falls off, and I feel like the Steelers will be above that cliff.
Hank
Yeah.
Max
They have a good schedule.
Big Cat
They have to go to Ireland, play the Vikings.
Max
They got car so sick.
Hank
Yeah.
Max
Carson Wentz, Joe Flacco, Browning. Next three games.
Big Cat
Oh, okay. So that. That should help fix the defense a little. Wasn't there the defense again?
Max
They gone after that.
Iliana
Wasn't the Steelers owner the ambassador to Ireland?
Big Cat
Yeah, the Rooneys.
Hank
Yeah.
Iliana
That's crazy.
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
Okay, next game, we've got PFT. Your game. Commanders 41, Raiders 24, Marcus Mariota. Is he the best backup in the NFL right now?
Iliana
I think so.
Big Cat
Played pretty well.
Iliana
I think he might be Joe Milton. Joe Milton's really good name anymore. Joe Milton's really good.
Big Cat
It's basically Mariota or Wentz.
Hank
Yeah. Yeah. Why?
Iliana
Just hearing that, we'll get.
Max
We'll get to wax.
Iliana
You know, you Know how I feel. There's. Okay, there's two things in this world that. That give me goosebumps in a bad way when I hear them. One is when somebody says the name Carson Wentz when I'm not expecting it. And the second is when Memes goes pfd. Yeah, because I know that means he's about to ask me to do an ad. You.
Max
You have no idea how mad you would be at Memes if you know what he just said to these muted mics.
Big Cat
Oh, please tell.
Iliana
What do you say?
Big Cat
Please tell.
PFT
Do it, Pifty. I mean, Memes.
Memes
I just said. I was just like, what if Marcus Mariota's best quarterback on the Washington commander's roster.
Hank
Oh.
Iliana
Oh, I like that. That's good.
Big Cat
Are we ready to have a conversation? I don't think he. I don't think he is.
Iliana
We can have a conversation.
Big Cat
I do not think.
Iliana
I don't think. I think he is the best backup.
PFT
I think you're gonna buy who put up the most points.
Iliana
I also think that we have maybe the best third string quarterback in the NFL. Joe Johnson. Oh, pretty good for a third string quarterback.
PFT
I don't know who that is.
Iliana
I'm sorry, Josh. Josh Johnson.
Hank
Yes.
Iliana
Josh Johnson.
Hank
Yes.
Max
Joe Johnson. Great Hawk.
Iliana
Great Hawk.
Hank
Yeah, yeah.
Iliana
Great Hawk. No, Marcus played. He played pretty well today. He had a bad fumble, but it was after a sweet run. And this. It seemed to me like the Raiders are just. They're not a great football team.
Big Cat
Well, I was gonna say the Mariota was. Was. He did exactly what a backup needs to do. He was good. It wasn't like he. I think your defense was what the story was today because you guys absolutely harassed the fuck out of Gino and shut down Ashton Genty. Ashton Genti had 17 carries for 63 yards, but more than that, 11 of his 17 rushes, he was hit at or behind the line of scrimmage. Yeah, that's some good pressure.
Iliana
Yeah, it was pretty good to see from our defensive line. Johnny Newton had a couple big plays out there. Bobby Wagner got two sacks. He's old as. It should also be said that on Bobby's two sacks, like, the Raiders pass protection is very bad. Yeah, really bad.
Big Cat
No, Gino's like he's in hell.
Iliana
Yeah, he's in hell. He's not getting out of hell. And it was.
Hank
It.
Iliana
It felt it was closer than it should have been after the first half because there were some costly turnovers and some just minor mistakes that the commanders were making the first half. I felt I Did not feel comfortable going into the second half, even though we were winning, I think 20 to 10 at halftime. Because there were these small things that kept happening where if you're playing a bad team, that's the kind of games that you would lose to a bad team.
Hank
Yeah.
Iliana
I think what I can say about the Commanders is, no, I'm not thinking soupy, but I. I'm reaffirmed in my belief that they're a good team, but they're not a great team because good teams blow out teams that they should beat.
Hank
Yes.
Iliana
And that's typically what happens with the commanders.
Big Cat
Memes. Did you want to start the conversation or you're giggling back there?
Memes
Yeah, let's start it.
Hank
Okay.
Iliana
You go first.
Memes
Is Marcus Mariota the guy?
Iliana
I don't think so.
Hank
Why?
Iliana
Because I think Jayden Daniels is better.
Memes
What if he started that NFC championship game? We'll never know.
Iliana
We'll never know. So I guess the answer is we'll never know.
Memes
We'll never know.
Iliana
If Marcus Mario is better.
Memes
We'll never know.
Big Cat
Add a third bad goosebumps. Memes. Starting the conversation.
Iliana
Yeah. Come on, memes. I'll give you another shot at it.
Big Cat
Take a swing.
Hank
I.
Memes
I don't know.
Big Cat
Okay.
Hank
Okay. All right. All right.
Big Cat
Good, good.
Iliana
I disagree.
Big Cat
Good job.
Iliana
He did unlock Luke McCaffrey, which was nice.
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
Also Dan Quinn, all time football guy, got concussed bloody.
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
Javon Kinlaw after the game said he jumped up. Like it wasn't. We're gonna ride. We're gonna ride for a. Like that.
Hank
Yeah.
Iliana
I love that. And Dan Quinn, after the game, handed out game balls and then Frankie Luvu gave him the game ball back. And Dan Quinn, the way that he looked at a football. That man was on the moon.
Hank
Yeah.
Iliana
But he might have gotten better at coaching after he got concussed.
Big Cat
I agree.
Iliana
It's like it woke him up. He's an old linebacker.
Hank
Yeah.
Iliana
Likes contact. His nose was bloody as during the game. That was awesome to see. It was just. It was a good game for the commanders. McNichols ran really well, had that long touchdown run.
Hank
And.
Iliana
And Bill got in the end zone again, which is cool.
Big Cat
To Bill.
Hank
Bill. Bill.
Iliana
Bill, Bill also. Oh. This was one of the other ones that replay screwed up. Terry McLaurin scored a touchdown.
Hank
Yeah.
Iliana
So Bill should not have had the opportunity to score that touchdown because Terry dove into the end zone. His knee did not hit the ground. They did expedite review, and on expedited review, they saw the first replay, which we all saw. And thought to ourselves, oh, he's down at the one.
Hank
Yeah.
Iliana
And then they showed the other angle, and his knee was clearly not on the ground. So Terry got fucked on that depot.
Big Cat
We also had Max Crosby, who I can.
Hank
We.
Big Cat
I know Max Crosby. I don't want to just trade people off of the Raiders, but I would like to see Max Crosby play in playoff football. And, yeah, he levitated for a sack on Marcus Mariota, where there was just guys all around him. And he just like, I'm still going to get the quarterback.
Iliana
He was getting cut by Bill, who hit him in the quads, and then he just fell over him and grabbed Mariota and took him to the ground.
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
Unreal.
Hank
So good.
Iliana
Unreal play by Matt.
Big Cat
And I feel bad, like, Raiders are just. They're.
Hank
They're.
Big Cat
It's a work in progress. I also don't really understand Geno's quote after the game. He said, I believe in Raider Nation. I know we can get this thing headed in the right direction. And that's what I'm focused on. I can't get. I can't wait to get back to work, solve these problems, and come out next week with a new enthusiasm. What does Raider Nation have to do with playing better football? I believe in Raider Nation.
Iliana
I think he's saying, please don't call for my job.
Hank
Okay.
Big Cat
But I think he's like, shout out to fans.
Hank
Yeah, yeah.
Iliana
Who's the backup in Vegas?
Big Cat
Zaoc still?
Hank
I don't know.
Iliana
Did they.
Big Cat
But he got hurt, right? Did they bring someone in?
Iliana
They did not.
PFT
Menchu.
Iliana
No, no, he brought someone in.
Big Cat
Kenny Pickett. That's right.
Iliana
Pickett.
Big Cat
Can he pick it?
Iliana
So they've got a pretty. He's got a pretty good insurance policy.
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
I have a dumb rule I'd like to propose to the group, and this is maybe a rule that could be for every single play, but I want it specifically for kickoff returns and punt returns. So Jalen Lane had an incredible punt return. There was a flag thrown right at the beginning of it. And I was obviously in the gambling cave with pft, and he celebrated, but wasn't able to celebrate fully because he's like, oh, it's a flag on a punt return. It's going to be on us. I think they need to have different colored flags for offense and defense.
Iliana
I like that rule proposal. I also. Maybe they could do it like they do in soccer on an offsides call. So you don't throw the flag if it's against the defense.
Hank
Yeah.
Iliana
On a. On a return until somebody's tackled.
Big Cat
But you got. You got robbed of an electric punt.
Iliana
I didn't enjoy the moment because you're.
Big Cat
Like, oh, there's a flag. There's a 90 chance it's going to be a hold because otherwise why did he get so free? So, yeah, I don't know what. I don't know what they can do. Maybe there's a blue flag and a yellow flag. And it actually would be kind of sick if they did that for every single play. So that you could just see the color and know right away. That's on us.
Iliana
Yeah.
Big Cat
Or that's on them. Because that happens a lot where you'll get a big play downfield and there'll be a flag and you'll say, oh, shit, it's coming back, and be like, oh, no, it's the other way.
Iliana
I. I like that idea a lot.
Hank
Yeah.
Iliana
Because for the first. Here's how my reaction went. He starts to break away. Then I say, this is coming back.
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
You saw like, any flag was instant.
Iliana
Any good football fan says, this is going to come back.
Hank
Yep.
Iliana
And then you start to think about it and think about where the flag was thrown. You're like, well, maybe the gunner went out of bounds.
Hank
Yeah.
Iliana
That could be against the kicking team. But, yeah, I was robbed of a moment of joy. Also, Our special team today was awesome. Debo was electric in the turn game. He had one for 69 yards. He had two for a total of 93 yards on kick returns. Not fat. Looked great. Luke McCaffrey's return was great. And then obviously Jalen Lane had the return for a touchdown. So.
Hank
Yeah.
Iliana
Good day at the office for the special teams.
Big Cat
Well, Goodell, I know you're not Adam Silver, so you don't take advice from the fans, but let's just figure it out. Let's figure out a way to just make it. Maybe it's even. Maybe it's not different colored flags. Maybe it's just the ref has a. They do have mics, but they can just whisper offense or defense and the. The graphic can show.
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
Which side it's on. You can pop up the flag on each side because I just hate being. I watched you get robbed of a great punt return.
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
Of the enthusiasm of a great punt return.
Iliana
It was a great return. Shout out Jalen Lane, the hokey rookie.
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
You guys like that idea? You could even do pink flags for breast cancer.
Max
PFT had another good dumb idea rule today.
Iliana
What was that?
Max
That all passes behind the line of scripture.
Hank
Yep. Wow.
Iliana
It's called part of my Take Sports podcast. I think you can enjoy it.
Hank
Yep.
Iliana
We talk about the Eagles a lot, say great things about Jalen Hurts.
Max
That was probably when I had my earplugs in.
Big Cat
No, I was like, it was not.
Max
No, I think that was when I.
Big Cat
Had my five minutes ago.
Max
I think that was when I had my earplugs.
Iliana
Is there a chance that you shoving two pins into your ears might have damaged your hearing?
Max
Definitely a possibility.
Big Cat
Do you remember the Simpsons episode when they had the view from Otto the dog?
Hank
Right.
Iliana
Otto was a bus driver.
Big Cat
Oh, no.
Iliana
Who's the Santa's little Helper?
Big Cat
Santa's Little helper. Sorry.
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
Santa's Little Helper. And it was like what he sees, and it's just gibberish, gibberish, gibberish. And then it'd be like, sit. And he could understand. Sit. I imagine Max sits in the booth, and it's just gibberish, gibberish, gibberish. Jaylen Herz. And then he perks up.
Hank
Yep.
Big Cat
Gibberish, gibbers, Jibbers, jibbers, E. Gibberish, gibberish.
Iliana
No hitter.
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
Gibberish, gibberish, gibberish, gibberish. Meatballs. And he's like, oh, that's a word.
Iliana
I know.
Max
I thought. I was pretty locked in today, too. There's days where I know I'm. My brain's not in it.
Iliana
This should. This game should probably start to quiet the Tom Brady narrative.
Big Cat
No, disagree.
Iliana
Oh, because he prepped for Jaden Daniels when he was doing the Redskins game. The Commanders game.
Big Cat
No, no. Next week. He called the Bears game, and the.
Iliana
Bears play the Raiders the very next week. But he. He called the Commanders game week one.
Big Cat
Right. But that's enough time where you could change it. This is the. This is the week.
Iliana
Okay.
Big Cat
If the Bears lose the raiders, it will 100% because there was something at play.
Hank
Yep.
Big Cat
I'm just getting myself ready because how else?
Iliana
I'm so excited for Jaden to come back.
Big Cat
But meme said you're fine.
Iliana
I think that. I think that we are fine in that. Marcus Mariota is not bad.
Hank
Yeah.
Iliana
I don't think he should be a starting quarterback anywhere. But I think if you're going to have Marcus Mariota as your backup, you're probably pretty happy with yourself.
Big Cat
Yeah, he's. He's good.
Hank
Yep.
Big Cat
He's a good backup. Okay. Jaguars 17, Texans 10. The Texans are in trouble. They're bad. C.J. stroud needs to play better. And if you're a Texans fan listening to this right now. And you're like, how could you say that? Well, I didn't say that. CJ Stroud actually said that. He said, I need to play better. Can we have Hard Truth?
Iliana
Can we have the conversation? Our discussion that we were starting to have about five months ago, and then C.J. stroud himself asked us to put a stop to this.
Hank
Yep.
Iliana
Is C.J. stroud hurt?
Big Cat
Oh, I don't know.
Iliana
Because remember, he was having shoulder problems.
Hank
Yeah.
Iliana
And they said he's not having surgery, which is not what you want to hear. Unprompted going into a season.
Big Cat
That's a good point.
Iliana
I actually forgot about not having surgery.
Hank
Yeah.
Iliana
If I wake up in the morning and I'm like, okay, I don't think I'm going to need surgery today, I'm probably not 100%.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Hank
It's.
Big Cat
Surgery just gets mentioned. Oh, this is a. Oh, okay. Max just pulled up a stat. C.J. stroud 17 games before he big broed Caleb Williams. 4,600 yards passing, 26 touchdowns, five interceptions. 18 games since that picture. 3,800 yards. So that's 800 less yards, 19 touchdowns, so that's seven touchdowns less. And 15 interceptions. That's 10 more interceptions.
Iliana
I'm gonna say it. Although I do consider myself a Stroud boy Libro ass.
Big Cat
I'm not going to go all the way to say little bro ass. I do think his offensive line is bad, but he needs to play better. Like you. From what we saw his rookie year, he's got to play to that standard. He said it himself.
Hank
He's.
Big Cat
I'm not. I'm not speaking out of turn. He said I have to play better.
Hank
Yeah.
Iliana
He's. He's been bad.
Hank
Yeah.
Iliana
And I. I have no idea if he's hurt or not, but it seems like there's something that's fucked up about.
Big Cat
His last regular season game where he THREW More than 250 yards was a week 11 last year. That's a long time.
Iliana
Well, today he only got sacked twice.
Hank
Yeah.
Iliana
So that's a bad pick. Much better week than he has had in weeks one and two.
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
And also credit to the Jags defense. They played a great game. Trevor Lawrence actually said after the game, he's like, they wanted to bully us. We're not going to get bullied. It did feel like one of those games. The Jaguars might be switching their identity a little bit because that is a game they do kind of get bullied at. Historically, I think they lost. They had lost 12 out of 14 to the Texans. And the Texans would be the more physical team. The Jaguars had that. It was that interception of CJ Stroud and also the force fumble Tyson Campbell on Nico Collins. They kind of took it to the Texans defensively, so credit to them. They also. Here's, here's how much better the, the Jags defense is playing. The Jags defense has three takeaways in each of their first three games, which is nine takeaways total. Three times three equals nine. No big deal. I know math. They had nine takeaways all of last year. So they've already tied their amount of takeaways as a defense for their 18 games last year. 17 games last year.
Iliana
I'm going to take that stat. I'm going to add two things to it.
Hank
Okay.
Iliana
They've got three takeaways in three straight games. That's the first time that the Jaguars have ever done that in the history of the Jacksonville Jackson.
Big Cat
Are we doing, are we doing stat improv? Yes and yes, that was good.
Iliana
Yes. And they have more interceptions right now than they did for all of last year.
Big Cat
That's crazy. So, yeah, the Jags defense is playing well and they, they were, they were good in this game. And so the only thing I would say about the Jags 2 and 1. Easily could be 3, 0. Easily could be 3, zero if it weren't for that, that Bengals game where Jake Browning went the, the length of the field. What do we think about Brian Thomas Jr. Are we buying stock? Because he had another game where he was kind of a no show. He did have a huge catch in the fourth quarter, 46 yard catch, which up until that point I think he had one catch for nine yards. Where are we at? I kind of want to buy stock.
Iliana
Where is his stock? It's a complicated question because it's low. I feel like he's still got some value built into the stock from last.
Big Cat
Year, but it's low through three games because he's had some questionable moments where he doesn't look like he wants to catch the football drops like. And again, he's, it's, he's being judged against Brian Thomas, you know, last year where he was a stud wide receiver and you know, you got to make those type of plays. I am going to buy stock at him though. I think he's just maybe going through a little down spurt.
Iliana
So if it's like, if it's like Gamestop where it was like on the moon back in what, 20, 21, whatever that was, and it's dipped down since then, but it's still higher than most other stocks. I think I'm buying stock in his current season. I think he's going to. He's going to get better.
Hank
Yeah.
Iliana
As the season goes on, he's still.
Big Cat
Getting a lot of targets.
Hank
Yeah.
Iliana
I just don't know if he's going to be what he was last year.
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
Okay, that makes sense.
Hank
I'm.
Iliana
I'll predict 900 yards, six touchdowns for.
Big Cat
Brian Thomas Jr. Brian Thomas, 900 yards, six touchdowns.
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
What does he have so far?
Iliana
It feels right to me.
Big Cat
Does he have a touchdown so far? I think he has 1 0. 100. Is that all three games added up? Because it's. Sometimes it takes a second.
Max
He also has a rushing touchdown.
Hank
Yes.
Iliana
That is all three, 115 yards.
Big Cat
Yeah. Through three games.
Hank
Okay. Yeah.
Big Cat
He's not been great.
Iliana
No.
Hank
He's got.
Big Cat
He gets a lot of targets and he's. I mean, if you just look at. He's got 25 targets on the season and he has seven catches. That's a problem.
Iliana
Big problem.
Big Cat
That's a big problem. Okay. Jaguars, by the way.
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
I. AFC south might be Jaguars and Colts collision course.
Iliana
Still like the Colts.
Big Cat
I do too, but I'm just saying, like those, those two teams, I mean, the Jaguars have some good tests coming up. The 49ers, Chiefs and Seahawks and Rams are their next four. I feel like if they can go two and two in those, then we might have to be like, hey, the Jaguars are a legit threat.
Iliana
Can. Can wide receivers have the yips?
Big Cat
Yeah, for sure.
Iliana
So you can fix the yips?
Big Cat
Yeah, I don't know if it's the yips. I don't know what it is.
Iliana
I think you might have the yips.
Big Cat
Yeah, he could. You can have the yips for anything.
Hank
Absolutely.
Iliana
This is yips.
Big Cat
Okay, next game. This is when we get to blowout ville.
Iliana
We have.
Big Cat
We have three blowouts in the early slate. Panthers 30, Falcon 0. Michael Pennix.
Hank
Yuck.
Iliana
Bad game. Bad game for Pennix.
Big Cat
I got a Yuck.
Iliana
Crazy.
Big Cat
Kirk Cousins came in.
Iliana
I got a Michael Pennock stat.
Big Cat
Okay.
Iliana
Michael Pinnix has never won a game in which his defense has allowed more than seven points.
Hank
Whoa.
Iliana
His own true.
Big Cat
In the NFL. I was going to say. I was like, it's definitely not true.
Hank
Yeah.
Iliana
In the NFL.
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
Okay.
Hank
All right.
Iliana
He is 20 when the Falcons hold the opponents to seven points or less. Small sample size.
Big Cat
Small sample.
Iliana
But still there are two wins have come against, I think six points for the Vikings.
Hank
Yep.
Iliana
And then I think Seven points for the Giants at the end of last year.
Big Cat
He was just missing guys I was watching. And. And it was, it wasn't good. And he had a bad pick six. That kind of broke this game open. Yeah, I mean credit to the Panthers too. They played very good defense. It felt like it could be a dead team. But they got off the mat and absolutely pasted the Falcons. Also remember all of our Panthers. What do you even call it? Like what were we doing with the numerology?
Iliana
And the Panthers, they win the super.
Big Cat
Bowl and they go to the Super Bowl.
Iliana
They go to the super bowl in years after Ohio State wins the national championship in college football and in years where they played the Jaguars in week one when it also coincides with years that JLo got a divorce.
Big Cat
Okay, so here's another one. That was the biggest win for the Panthers since 2015 when they won the NFC championship.
Iliana
How about that?
Big Cat
They beat the Falcons 380 that year.
Iliana
How about that? So yeah, things are adding up.
Big Cat
Also I am 100% in on a curse that I just made up and it's got a very small sample size but the Young way Coos curse. So Parker Romo went 5 for 5 on Sunday night Football when Young Waku was still on the roster. The Falcons cut him. Parker Romo goes over two. Yeah, you got to put him back on the roster.
Iliana
I agree.
Big Cat
Don't even need him to kick. Just give him a job. Let him hang out. That is a Young way coup curse.
Iliana
I'd say that Young Waku is a guy that just feels like a Falcon for forever.
Big Cat
Right.
Hank
Right.
Big Cat
So you fucked that up. Parker Romo not that field goals would have changed the game.
Hank
Yeah.
Iliana
I credit Steve Smith for this win. Steve Smith he told. He went on the radio and he called Charlotte a weak ass city. Oh says all you do is you and complain. You're fair weather fans. I said that way because I've been in the city for 25 years now. I've heard complaining about everything no matter what the case is. He was talking about how they complained when we were 1 in 15. I'll never forget how people treated us in my rookie year when we were 1 and 15. I know some people aren't going to like to hear this but if you're going to ride and die with your team. Ride or die. That's probably the problem with this weak ass city. Fair weather fans.
Hank
Damn.
Iliana
So they got put on notice by Steve. They said ice up son.
Hank
And they.
Big Cat
And then they, they did come through because Bryce Young mentioned after the game, that it was an electric atmosphere.
Iliana
Yeah.
Big Cat
Max, I'd like to have a conversation, just the two of us, for a second.
Hank
Okay.
Big Cat
As larger men. Zach, you can also be in this conversation if you'd like. As larger men with breasts.
Hank
Yep.
Big Cat
Would you say that when another man comes and flicks your nipple or your breast, it is one of the most maddening things that can be done.
Max
It's literally the worst thing that you can do to a human.
Hank
Right.
Big Cat
You want to punch the person.
Max
Yes.
Big Cat
Okay. Now imagine if that happened, but the person who did it was Steve Smith. Because that happened to me on Saturday at Utah.
Max
No way.
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
Well, he was saying hello to me, but he flipped my nipple and I was just like, you're Steve Smith. I'm not going to say shit.
Max
It was a girl has done it.
Big Cat
To me before, and that has really pissed me off.
Hank
I.
Big Cat
We talked for a little bit. He said he's going to try to come to the Chicago office, hang with us Hats. He asked about all you guys. He asked where my hat was. But the way when I first saw him, he was like, yo, what's up? And then gave me a flick of my nipple. And I was like, there's literally nothing I'm going to do because you're Steve Smith and I am not you.
Iliana
He flicked your nipple and you just said. Noted.
Big Cat
Yeah, noted. I like that.
Iliana
Yeah.
Max
No, that's no good. That's no good.
Big Cat
I said, steve, you just busted my iud.
Iliana
The. The Panthers took our advice, by the way. They deactivated Xavier Leggette.
Hank
Oh.
Iliana
As Bryce Young was so good. Throwing to receivers not named Xavier Leggette.
Hank
Yeah.
Iliana
So he didn't even play on Sunday. And 30 points. Offensive explosion, even though the offense wasn't really statistically all that great.
Big Cat
No. Bryce Young did his job.
Iliana
Did his job.
Big Cat
He did his job.
Iliana
Defense did their job. There were just a lot of mistakes by the Falcons today.
Big Cat
Yeah, a lot of mistakes.
Iliana
Also, Michael Penix has not lost his job. Remorse said after the game. Kirk Cousins. Yeah, we just put him in so that we didn't want anyone to get hurt.
Big Cat
Oh, I wasn't even wondering. Yeah, that's interesting.
Iliana
But he.
Big Cat
He did say that he had to talk about that.
Iliana
Talked about that.
Big Cat
But I wasn't wondering.
Iliana
He talked about it.
Big Cat
Now I'm wondering.
Iliana
People are going to have the conversation. Well, now I'm wondering, are you wondering about Michael Pennick's job? Are you wondering about whether we should have the conversation?
Big Cat
I'm thinking we should have the conversation. If he Started the conversation.
Iliana
Okay, let's have the conversation.
Big Cat
Memes. Michael Pennix.
Memes
What about him?
Big Cat
Give us your take.
Iliana
Should we have the conversation?
Big Cat
You're the quarterback guy.
Memes
I like him at times.
Big Cat
Okay.
Iliana
I think that's fair.
Big Cat
That's a really fair response. I agree.
Iliana
The problem with the left handed quarterback is when it goes bad it looks so much worse.
Big Cat
Interceptions from a left handed quarterback look like they've never played the sport of football.
Hank
Yeah.
Memes
I also don't love their offensive coordinator based off of the quarterback documentary.
Hank
Oh, okay.
Big Cat
Go deeper.
Iliana
He's the pro football focus guy, right?
Memes
I think so. I just remember there was one play that Kirk Cousins ran and there's just too much going on. They got. They just got to simplify the playbook for the young fella.
Iliana
Okay, well he's not that young.
Memes
Oh yeah, he's older but he's still young in the league. She got simplified things, huh?
Big Cat
So you're. So you're. You're out on Zach Robinson.
Hank
Yeah.
Memes
I do like Michael Penix. He throws sideline. Sideline. He's just gotta. He's gotta figure some things out.
Hank
Okay.
Big Cat
So that's actually. So no one freak out. It's gonna be fine.
Hank
Yeah.
Memes
One game.
Big Cat
Yeah, one game. Okay. Pft. You want to do a couple ads and then we will get to the other two blowouts and we'll do the afternoon game.
Iliana
Games.
Hank
Yep.
Iliana
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Big Cat
Okay. Colts 41, Titans 20. So bad news for Colts fans. They finally punted. Good news for Colts fans. They're wagon and it was the only punt they had. And they are have one punt on the season. Fewest punts to start a season since 1940. And Daniel Jones continues to be awesome.
Iliana
Yeah, they punted once and they thought that maybe there was a flag and it was going to get called back and they wouldn't punt.
Hank
Yeah.
Iliana
Because there was a flag on it. It was just against Indianapolis. Daniel Jones is playing incredible football right now. Yeah, it's unreal. He's playing mistake free football. I don't think he has a single turnover on the. On the entire season. It's the first time that the colts have started three and oh since 2009. They went to the super bowl that year and they just continue to dominate in terms of their running game today. But also like Jones is handling the offense the way that he should handle it. Jonathan Taylor was a beast today.
Big Cat
Yeah, he's back.
Iliana
And I think we keep trying to figure out with Cam Ward is, is he going to be a guy. I think in his best interest we should start to reframe that as being like he might be a gunslinger.
Big Cat
Yeah. And he also needs an offensive line.
Iliana
He needs the offensive line. But he also. That's one way that we can just brush off the pick sixes.
Hank
Yeah.
Iliana
And any of the bad plays, the across the body plays.
Big Cat
Yet another picture.
Iliana
He tried another across the body play today.
Hank
Yep.
Iliana
I think we just need to say Cam Ward is. He's a gunslinger.
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
I feel bad for him because he's getting killed and yeah, I like that gunslinger.
Iliana
Yeah, gunslinger.
Big Cat
Cam gunslinger. Some other just crazy cold stats because they. They have now gone past the Saints of last year because Saints only did it for two games. So I think the Colts have more staying power. They're just a good team. Today was the best offensive performance a team has had based on EPA per drive of any team and any game this season. And the second best performance was the Colts week one. Yeah, they've one and two. They also have 103 points in their first three games. No Colts team has ever done that. They had a quarterback named Peyton Manning who was pretty good at football and. And Peyton Manning never did that. So just to put in perspective, also, here's the crazy one. Daniel Jones is the first player in super bowl era to start the season first three games of the season with three plus passing touchdowns, three plus rushing touchdowns and no turnovers. Daniel Jones is good. He's just fucking good.
Iliana
No quarterback has. Has ever done that.
Big Cat
He's just good in the super bowl era.
Iliana
It's crazy.
Big Cat
He's just good.
Iliana
And, and it seems like Shane Steichen is doing a good job of. Maybe his offense just makes sense to him. Maybe just using him correctly. Yeah, whatever it is, it's working. Maybe it's just the new owner. Maybe she was on the headset today.
Hank
Yep.
Iliana
But they're three and oh, since Mr. Ursay passed away, it's.
Big Cat
It's been awesome to watch the Coltser and they have now, like we're going to find out because they played the Rams at the Rams. Rams coming off a loss. Rams are a very good team. Colts win that one. Get whose line is anyway, don't. Don't show it yet.
Iliana
Colts at Rams.
Big Cat
Colts at Rams.
Iliana
I think it's gonna be Rams.
Big Cat
What do you say?
Iliana
Rams minus. DraftKings sportsbook Rams minus two.
Big Cat
Oh, six. Oh, I was gonna say three and a half.
Iliana
Four and a half.
Big Cat
That's what it is.
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
All right, so I got that one, one, one.
Iliana
But yeah, they're averaging 34 points per game, 425 yards per game, which is absolutely incredible.
Big Cat
They're just good. Yeah, they're just good. And Daniel Jones, good for him. I'm happy for him that he like good coaching matters in the NFL. And also they're. I mean their defense is playing well. They just. This is. I actually, I would like to hear and now say I have two teams. I'd like to make an announcement about that. I'm going to be done betting for the foreseeable future. The Titans are one of them. And the Saints are.
Hank
Or the other.
Iliana
Okay, that makes sense.
Big Cat
I think I'm done with that. I think I just can't do it anymore. Because this game, Hank, you took the Titans. It was over right away, immediately.
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
Not as fast as the Saints one, which we'll get to, but it was pretty much over right away.
Hank
Yeah. Yeah.
Big Cat
And it's just the Colts are set up where Daniel Jones is playing perfect football, and then in the second half, they just like, hey, here's Jonathan Taylor down your face and deal with that.
Iliana
There's. There wasn't anything that the Titans could do about it.
Big Cat
They also are missing their best defensive player.
Iliana
They're missing some. Yeah, they're missing some pieces also. When you start out, you missed two field goals. Joey Sly was on the sidelines, and he, like, sprinted to the sidelines and grabbed the Microsoft Surface and started studying the Microsoft Surface. What do kickers look at on that. On that tablet? Are they just on Instagram?
Big Cat
No, I think he was just looking. He's like, oh, yeah, that is where the crossbars were.
Iliana
Or maybe it was like, I thought that was in. But I didn't see, like, when you hit a drive and you don't face angle.
Hank
Yeah, yeah.
Iliana
You don't see where your drive went, and you're like, it felt like I connected really good. And you think maybe it's just up in the fairway. He was like, I thought that off my foot. It felt great. I didn't see where it went. And he's like, oh, yeah, it did. The refs called that, right? It did miss by a long, long distance.
Hank
Yeah. Yeah. The. The.
Big Cat
The Colts even said it. Michael Pittman said before the game that the Titans looked kind of sluggish and that they didn't want to be there. So. Yeah, not good. Brian Callahan did have to address the calls for his firing by the fans. That's usually the first sign. Not a great sign. I also think, unfortunately for Brian Callahan, just the name Callahan, like, fire Callahan, just kind of has a little pop to it.
Iliana
It does.
Big Cat
You know what I mean? Like, you can just say that and you're like, fire Callahan.
Hank
I.
Big Cat
It just. It just does. And I. I like him, but it's just. It's.
Hank
It's. It's.
Big Cat
The minute you have to address the calls for the firing, it's kind of like the Michael Penix thing where he's like, oh, yeah, he's our. Still our quarterback.
Hank
Yeah.
Iliana
I think the only.
Big Cat
Our quarterback. When you say that, it's like, what.
Iliana
What did you Say the only move you can do if you're a head coach in that situation, just be like, I'd be frustrated, too.
Big Cat
Yeah, I hear you.
Iliana
I get it.
Big Cat
No one's more mad than me.
Hank
Yeah.
Iliana
I'm gonna take a long look in the mirror because it starts with me.
Hank
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Iliana
It starts and ends with me.
Hank
That's what you say.
Big Cat
And I might. Like, if I were a head coach, I'd be like, I'm gonna take a long look in the mirror because every time I get a second to myself, I just quietly cry a little bit because this sucks. And being.03 sucks. And I'm really hurt because it's my dream job, and I suck at it.
Iliana
And it's all I ever wanted in my entire life, and I worked my entire career to get to this point. I finally got it. And you guys are being really mean to me when you say that I should be fired. And it's not nice because it's a tough economy. I don't know if I'm going to get another job.
Big Cat
I. I would.
Iliana
For a man and his family.
Hank
Yeah.
Iliana
To not have food on their table.
Big Cat
I would do the. I would get in front of the media and just be like, hey, listen, guys, let's try one week where everyone's positive, fans and media. Maybe I'll be better at my job if you're. If you're. If you're boosting me up.
Iliana
If that doesn't work, we can just.
Big Cat
Yeah, we'll go right back to the negative. Let's just try one week where you say nice things about me, and maybe that will be what makes me a great coach.
Iliana
And they got the Texans, so maybe they. Maybe they win this game.
Hank
Yeah, I would.
Big Cat
I would love to say that. I'd love to see a coach say that. Be like, hey, do you guys think about just being positive once? Like, it could help me. Could. Could help my confidence. Maybe I call better plays if you're just nice to me during the week. Just try. Give it a shot.
Hank
This is Bas.
Max
Aaron Glenn.
Hank
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Big Cat
Well, he was. Yeah, he said he did say the media is negative. He's like, the media is going to be negative. I'm not.
Hank
Not.
Big Cat
I'm saying you should be like, media. Can you try to be positive even though we're owing three.
Max
Got it.
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
Trey Turner, lie to me for a week and tell me I'm good at my job because, like, it's like seeing a shot go through the hoop once you see one go in. Oh, I can do This. I can hit this shot. Coaches, team.
Iliana
I would love to see a head coach, though, be more aggressive with the media. Like, like, actively dig up dirt on the reporters that are saying bad things about him and then just, like, being. Look, the fake. The fake news.
Hank
Yeah.
Iliana
Is making you think I'm a bad football coach, but actually, this guy has three DUIs.
Hank
Yeah.
Iliana
So who you're gonna trust?
Hank
Yeah.
Iliana
Like, get real aggressive with it.
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
Be like, hey, hey, Peter in the front row. How's your wife doing? You guys still doing date night? That's not what I heard. Just hit him back. Care to comment? Care to comment on your wife taking a liking to pilates and having a male instructor here to comment?
Iliana
I'm looking at your resume. It looks like you've been at four different newspapers in the last 10 years. You have trouble holding down a job, buddy. Your reporting might not be that good.
Big Cat
Hey, Joe in the back row. You went to Mizzou in the 80s. Coke much? You ever do cocaine, Joe? Just start fucking hitting them with it.
Hank
Mm. Yeah.
Iliana
Sarah from the Tennessean, your paper is losing money left and right. You're trying to go to a subscription model, Sarah.
Hank
Yeah.
Iliana
No one's buying it.
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
Hey, guess what, loser? People. People are. People are bypassing the paywall because your shit sucks.
Hank
Yeah.
Iliana
Ever heard of Click here for reader view?
Big Cat
This is what we need to do. We need to. Coaches start fighting back.
Iliana
Yeah.
Big Cat
Back to the media.
Iliana
Get real, real mean with it.
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
Real fucking mean.
Iliana
I'm sure.
Big Cat
Everything. Fake news.
Hank
Yeah.
Iliana
The fans will. They'll love you.
Big Cat
She's like, we won that game.
Iliana
No, sir.
Big Cat
You lost 4,120. We won it.
Iliana
In my eyes, it was the biggest blowout this season.
Hank
We.
Iliana
That's how we execute in all three phases. Many are saying that it's the. It's the best coach team that they've seen since Bill Belichick.
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
All right. Speaking of biggest blowouts, Vikings, 48, Bengals, 10. This game was crazy because it's crazy to see 48, 10. You're like, no chance. Bengals had no chance. The Bengals played really, really bad. Jake Browning did not have a very good game. Carson Wentz back. But there was a moment in this game. It was 17 to 3 at the end of the. I think it was. Let me see what time it was. I think it was, like, in the second quarter, 17 to 3, and the Bengals were going in. They were driving, and it was like, okay. Even Jim Nance even said on the broadcast, he's like, we could have something Here like the Bengals could be fighting back and be in this game. So it's 17:3, they're driving and Isaiah Rogers makes a play on the ball, scoop and score. 66 yard touchdown. Which by the way he also had.
Hank
A.
Big Cat
A pick six for 87 yards. He had a PFF grading of 99.9, first ever.
Iliana
So that's saying that's pending review from the all 22.
Big Cat
Pending review from the all 22. But either way. So the. It's 17 to 3. It's the. It's actually after the two minute warning in the, in the second quarter. So they're. The Bengals are going in for a touchdown to make it 17 to 10 at halftime. The scoop and score happens. The halftime score goes from. It could have been 17 to 10. The halftime score is 34 to 3 because the scooping score happens. Then the Bengals fumble again, then a touchdown, then they fumble again in a field goal. Yeah, so he happened all like bang, bang, bang in the last two minutes and then the game was over and the Vikings fucking killed it.
Iliana
So he had two returns for touchdowns and I think he had also two forced fumbles for touchdowns, one force fumble for touchdown, one force fumble for touchdown, one pick for a touchdown and then another force fumble. Yeah, not for a touchdown.
Hank
Yeah. Yeah.
Iliana
That is the best first half defensively that you could possibly have.
Big Cat
It was crazy. And they, they just absolutely took it to him. Carson Wentz, he wasn't, he didn't have like the craziest stat line but he was efficient, he played good enough. He's 14 for 20.
Iliana
They said he's going to get another opportunity. They're not putting J.J. mcCarthy back in until week seven. Possibly.
Big Cat
Yeah, he's traveling to. I was confused by this. They said he's traveling to Europe to keep rehabbing, but he's also not going to probably play until. So the Vikings play back to back Europe games. So they're going on the road. Then they get their bye week. So JJ is going with the team to Europe, rehabbing, not going to play. And then maybe after the bi week.
Iliana
He plays, he's probably get that Christian McCaffrey Italian blood spinning thing. Yeah, that's. That's what's going on over there.
Big Cat
No, that would. Because if I were J.J. mcCarthy I'd be like, can I not go? Like, I don't really want. I have a newborn. I don't really want to go to Europe just to continue to rehab.
Iliana
I think, I think J.J. mcCarthy's injury status is going to be directly linked to if The Minnesota Vikings are winning playoff games or not? Are we winning regular season games?
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
Carson Wentz, how he plays.
Hank
Yeah.
Iliana
How is Carson Wentz? If Carson Wentz is not playing good, then JJ's injury might start to feel a lot better.
Hank
Yeah.
Iliana
All of a sudden.
Hank
Yeah.
Iliana
Which. It's like. Good times create soft men. Soft times create Carson wins. Carson Wentz creates tough times. Tough times create hard men.
Hank
Yep.
Iliana
So right now we're in the. Soft men create Carson Wentz.
Big Cat
That makes sense.
Iliana
Part of that life cycle. And then once he falls off, then JJ's back in.
Hank
Yeah.
Iliana
And then he'll be. He'll be fixed by the time he gets back. Carson Wentz did play good today. He did what he was asked to do. I will admit that. That even though I don't like the sound of his name or paying attention to him or looking at him. Max or his shins.
Big Cat
He's good. He was.
Max
He was good.
Iliana
He was good today. He played well today.
Hank
I'm.
Iliana
I'm. I am happy for Carson Wentz. I'm not. I'm not happy to watch him play, but I'm happy for him as a person.
Max
I don't believe you.
Iliana
You're probably right.
Max
You don't like him. You don't like him.
Iliana
Yeah, you're probably right. But. But I said that I was happy for him.
Max
That's a nice thing. That's a nice thing for you to say.
Iliana
That should count for something. Something.
Max
I am happy for him.
Iliana
Did your.
Hank
Your.
Iliana
What was it called? The.
Max
The Wednesday. He didn't. He didn't throw in the second half.
Iliana
I love. Yeah, he had the. Like, the. Carl was right there.
Hank
Yeah.
Max
Car. No.
Big Cat
Wen Slay kind of pops the Wen slay.
Max
I. All I had. All I had to say was Wednesday in front of Hank and. Hank.
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
No, that road hard because the. Carla, you don't know who that's out to be. Yeah, it could be anyone.
Max
The car slay. I thought about.
Big Cat
That would be confusing as well, though, when Slay weren't.
Hank
Yeah, Slay.
Big Cat
Yeah. No, they didn't have to play in the second half because they just dominated. The Vikings had. They were the first team in NFL history to have two past touchdowns, two rush touchdowns, two defensive touchdowns, two made field goals, all before the fourth quarter. That's how. That's how dominant they were. And the Vikings also. I don't really know what to make of them. They had week one where they played like dog shit for three quarters and then beat the Bears because JJ McCarthy was awesome. Week two they looked like absolute ass against the Falcons. Week three. They look like the best team in the world. And kick the shit out of the Bengals.
Iliana
Yeah, it was. I mean, it got so out of hand that they put in Max Brosmer. Yeah, Max Brosmer did cleanup due today. Doesn't bode well for. For Desmond Ritter. No, but I think having Desmond Ritter as your backup would be the best insurance plan. Yeah, like, people are going to be. Your teammates will block hard for you. If Desmond Ritter's just salivating on the.
Big Cat
Sidelines, Kevin o' Connell might be doing that just to keep his personal confidence in Carson Wentz.
Hank
Yeah.
Iliana
You're not getting.
Big Cat
He watches Desmond. He's like, you know what? It's not that bad.
Iliana
Also, shout out to Cam Makers. He didn't have, like, a great game today or anything, but he did have five carries. Cam Makers is just. Just left the Vikings and come back to the Vikings, I think three times in the last three years. So, yeah, he. He was with the Vikings in 2023, and that's when the Rams traded him there. Then he signed with the Texans in the 2024 off season. Then he got traded back to Minnesota, and then he didn't have a job, and now he's back in Minnesota.
Big Cat
I like that.
Iliana
Good for him.
Big Cat
Like, when guys do that.
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
I don't really know what to make of the Bengals. It feels like I had, like, a little hope that Jake Browning. Hey, if you can tread water for a while, and maybe he still will, but I don't. I don't think. I think it's going to be a tough, tough uphill battle for the Bengals to try to be in any type of playoff spot for Joe Burrow to come back.
Iliana
Yeah, I don't. I don't see it. I mean, they got. I say hit the Mike White button.
Hank
Yeah, right.
Big Cat
That's the button that hit the James button.
Iliana
Well, the James button's not getting pressed.
Big Cat
The James button should be pressed.
Hank
That's.
Iliana
That'd be too fun.
Big Cat
They don't like Jake. We like Jake Brown. He's a nice guy. But, like, hit the James button for at least the. The Monday night games we have coming up.
Iliana
Yeah, I would love to see that. But the fact that they went out there and they got, like, three different Mike Whites to be his backup. When your quarterback is, like an iteration. Iteration of Mike White. Yeah, I feel like that's not going to happen with James.
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
Okay. Afternoon games. So Vikings early. We. Hank, you should be pumped. We just get your football just coming up. Just Onslaught of it. Right in our fucking face.
Hank
Can't wait.
Big Cat
Right in our face. Viking Steelers, I believe, or football? No.
PFT
Same amount of football throughout the day.
Big Cat
What about the Ryder Cup? Will you be watching Ryder cup or will you be watching football?
Hank
Both.
Iliana
Who are you rooting for?
PFT
The Right one.
Hank
TV guy?
Big Cat
No.
Iliana
Oh, Hank.
PFT
Yeah, me neither.
Iliana
Who are you betting on? USI you promise?
Big Cat
Promise.
Iliana
Promise. That might change.
Big Cat
Promise.
Iliana
You're not gonna. You're not gonna bet on guys from Europe in their individual matches?
Big Cat
No. Oh, that looks like you might.
Hank
I won't. Okay.
Big Cat
Afternoon games. You sure?
Hank
Yeah. Okay.
Big Cat
Chargers 23, Broncos 20. I gotta say, Justin Herbert's just fucking awesome.
PFT
Whose line is that?
Hank
Yeah. What? Ryder.
Big Cat
Oh, yeah. Oh, okay. Now he's looking for it. Us is minus 145. Oh, you're definitely going to beat Europe. Europe's a plus sign.
Iliana
I'm not going to.
PFT
I'm not going to. I'm not going to.
Big Cat
But if you had to, which side would you bet?
PFT
What do you mean?
Big Cat
If you. If you were. If you had. No. No one ever knew what you were going to bet. Just. You got to bet it. You love Europe plus. What is it? Plus 160, 150.
PFT
Plus 150 you love. I love plus signs.
Iliana
So that's like.
Big Cat
That's not fair for you to bet a tie.
PFT
For you to.
Iliana
What could be more European than betting a draw?
PFT
Oh, because I'm not European.
Iliana
11 to 1, USA.
PFT
I just love plus signs, period. Doesn't matter what the stakes are.
Hank
But.
PFT
No, I'll find. I'll find some. I'll find some fun plus signs.
Big Cat
Okay.
PFT
Within. Within the game.
Iliana
Yeah. Justin Herbert is awesome.
Big Cat
That throw he made to Keenan Allen. And if you're. You're listening to this right now, you didn't see it. I'm sure most of the people who are listening did see it, but if you didn't go watch it, that was one of the best throws I think I've ever seen. And I know that sounds very crazy. Does that sound crazy, Hank? No, he's still looking at lines.
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
That was one of the best throws I've ever seen. Because the way he was. He was under pressure, had to step up, then had a guy in his face, had to throw basically off platform to Keenan Allen. That wasn't even open for a touchdown to tie the game with three minutes left in the fourth quarter.
Iliana
Yeah, it was incredible. He just shrugged a guy off.
Big Cat
Shrugged a guy off. Then this guy was in his face.
Iliana
Throwing with his right arm as he's drifting to the left.
Hank
Left.
Iliana
Getting hit while getting hit. It was. It was very impressive. And yeah, the Chargers are now. They have a stranglehold. They do. They got a stranglehold on the AFC West. It's awesome for them that they got started. They started their entire season with three games and three games against opponents that they would be facing in the division.
Hank
Yeah.
Iliana
And that they're 3. 0. It's going to be very tough for them to get out of that. For other teams to get out of that hole.
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
First off, that first time the chargers have a two game lead in the division since 2009. That. Which is also the last time they won the AFC West.
Iliana
That's crazy. Derwin James should be the defensive player of the year.
Big Cat
He's awesome.
Iliana
After three games. If. If the, if the season ended today, I'd be very upset because that takes away a lot of football from us. But yeah, Today he had 12 tackles. He had four tackles for loss. Everything that Fred Smooth said about Derwin James.
Hank
Yep.
Iliana
Multiply that by three right now because I think he might be the best defensive player in football.
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
Memes. Can you grab Shane? Because I did have a Chargers fan hit me up and was like, hey, can you get Shane in to talk about the Chargers? Because I need to get more pumped up about the Chargers. I was like, you know what? For all of our Chargers fans out there, you should get more pumped up about the Chargers. This team's really fucking good. Justin Herbert, like, the Broncos were playing great defense in terms of. Of like, pressure. They were. I feel like Justin Herbert was harassed on almost every single drop back. I went and looked it up. It was 54% pressure rate. So it was half his drop backs. He was just, you know, under pressure. Guy's not open. The final two drives to, they were down, what, 2013. So they needed a touchdown and a field goal. The final two drives, 8 for 9, 93 yards in a touchdown, including that throw to Keenan Allen. Shane. We're just talking up the Chargers. And someone treated me as like, hey, can you get Shane on when you talk about the Chargers to pump us up. Pump us up.
Hank
Shane.
Big Cat
That was sick. The whole game.
Shane
It was awesome. Like, those years with Brandon Staley just did a damage on me. And to actually, like, come out and win those games, it's like, it's just crazy.
Big Cat
Yeah. Because it did feel very Chargers like for a minute there where you were controlling the game. Then the end of the half happens where you give up. There's a miscommunication in the back half of the defense, Cortland Sutton gets the most wide open touchdown. So you're going into the halftime, you were going to be up 10 nothing, right?
Shane
Yeah.
Big Cat
And then. And then it's 10, 7. You're like, what the fuck just happened? Then the Broncos come out and score 10 more points right away. So it's a 170 run for the Broncos. You're like, this Charger team is going to quit. But no, Justin Herbert's that special.
Hank
Yeah.
Shane
At least, like, since the Anthony Lynn era, it's always been like, Chargers control a game and then a broken play on defense just like, changed the whole thing. We can't get momentum back. And, like, ever since Harbaugh took over, it's just.
Hank
Yeah.
Shane
Like, completely different.
Iliana
Do you think that Harbaugh has unlocked Quentin Johnson?
Shane
I. I think it has to be.
Hank
Yeah. Yeah.
Big Cat
He's awesome.
Iliana
Is he fully unlocked now?
Big Cat
I think.
Shane
Did you see that he had made like a. He masked a guy.
Hank
Yeah.
Iliana
He lost a guy.
Hank
Yeah.
Shane
I couldn't believe my eyes.
Hank
It was.
Shane
It was crazy.
Iliana
Wait, did he. Moss. Moss.
Shane
It might have been.
Big Cat
That would be.
Hank
Yeah.
Iliana
Moss squared. It would be Moss. Moss. M A S M O S S. The most Moss you can possibly be.
Hank
Yeah.
Iliana
Now, so his rookie year, I looked up his stats his rookie year, Quentin Johnson. Guess how many yards he had his rookie.
Shane
I think he had like 550.
Iliana
It was 431 yards receiving. His second year, Harbaugh gets there. He's got 711 yards, eight touchdowns, as opposed to two touchdowns his rookie year. Seven hundred and eleven. Still not probably what you want out of him. Ideally. Right. For what you. What you spin on him in the draft.
Hank
Right.
Iliana
Right now he's on pace for 1354 yards and 17 touchdowns.
Big Cat
That's pretty good.
Shane
It's really good.
Big Cat
That's pretty good.
Iliana
So, like, it might be crazy to say that Quentin Johnston might be a wide receiver. One.
Hank
Yeah.
Shane
I mean, as. As bad he's been in the past, you can't, like, deny that he's just. He's gradually gotten better and better and, I mean, hopefully even better.
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
And last year it was like. That was the bugaboo about the Chargers. They didn't have guys support Justin Herbert. Now Quinn Johnson looks awesome, lads. Awesome. Keenan Allen is awesome again. It's crazy.
Hank
Yeah.
Shane
Last year is just like a weapons problem. I feel now that we have, like, we kind of solidified the wide receiver room and everything just opens up so many more things.
Iliana
Also, did you know that this stat, it was Going around earlier this week that Jim Harbaugh has more rushing yards than Bo Jackson.
Hank
Yeah. Yeah.
Iliana
That's pretty cool.
Big Cat
Yeah, Very cool. Okay, so you're pumped.
Shane
So pumped.
Big Cat
Win the AFC West.
Shane
I hope so, man.
Big Cat
I mean, you got a stranglehold. You're up two games.
Shane
I know, I know. I'm trying to. Trying to limit expectations here, but what.
PFT
Happens if Justin and Madison break up?
Shane
We can't let that happen.
Big Cat
Can't let that happen.
Shane
She was in the building today, too.
Hank
Yeah.
Iliana
Oh, yeah.
Shane
She saw it all. Yeah.
Big Cat
There we go. Did you wear your lucky rings today?
Hank
All right.
Big Cat
Okay.
Iliana
All right. See?
Hank
All right. See ya.
Iliana
That was a good segment.
Hank
Yeah. Yeah.
Big Cat
Just bolt up with Shane.
Iliana
Bolt up.
PFT
Bolt up with.
Big Cat
Charge him.
Iliana
If you got him large enough.
PFT
You got him.
Big Cat
What'd you say? Shane, bolt up. Yeah, bolt up. Let's go.
Memes
Beat the charges.
Iliana
High voltage.
Big Cat
High voltage With Shane. That was. I mean, yeah, I wanted to. I wanted to pump it up.
Hank
Up.
Big Cat
Pump it up.
Shane
It deserves pumping.
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
They're very good team. Broncos. So defense was there.
Iliana
Nick Bonita had a really good game.
Big Cat
Yep. Bo Nicks, he could have easily won this game if he just hits a couple of those deep balls. There was a couple. That one with, like, two minutes left. That was the game.
Iliana
He had that one nice pass. That was to Sutton.
Hank
Right.
Big Cat
But that was his wide open. Is wide open. It was a good throw.
Hank
Yeah, that.
Big Cat
But not like, that's one. You got to look back. He's going to watch that and be like, I had this game.
Iliana
Yeah, I. I went.
Big Cat
I had guys wide open.
Iliana
They could say that about this game. They could say that about last week's game.
Hank
Yep.
Iliana
What they do, though, is in these games, they don't really adjust no matter how. How good the opposing quarterback is dealing with the blitz. Vance Joseph's just like it. Let's just dial it up again.
Hank
Yeah, he.
Iliana
He loves to dial it up. He leaves the league and dialing it up. And against Daniel Jones last week didn't work. Against Herbert, this week also didn't work. The good news for them is that the AFC is not particularly strong right now. I still think that if you just look at their schedule, they have probably eight to nine more games that they should win, and they might be able to steal one or two. Yeah, I just think that it's still very much.
Big Cat
If you're a Broncos fan, you just. You want Bo Nicks to take a step forward from last year, which was a very good year. And, like, this was a game that he's your franchise quarterback. He could have easily won this game. Like, there was moments where he had guys and he just has to hit them.
Hank
Yeah.
Iliana
These are. These are two games that you've had week by week that you can point to at the end of the season. Be like, this is why we're not hosting a playoff game.
Hank
Yeah. Yeah.
Big Cat
Okay. We can do this game quickly. Seahawks 44, Saints 13. I'm done with the Saints. I don't know why I bet on the Saints. I shouldn't have bet on the Saints. This game was over so fast. Blink of an eye. Game was done. It was so crazy. The Seahawks had. In the. In the first half, they ran 21 plays. Total 7 minutes and 41. 7 minutes and 41 seconds. Time of possession, the score was 38.
Iliana
6 is a bad, bad game. Bad pick that I gave out on part of my take on Friday. I feel like an idiot.
Big Cat
Well, we were all with you.
Iliana
I feel like an idiot for betting on the Saints. They also just had the most frustrating coaching decision after the game was lost. The game was the game.
Hank
Oh, yeah.
Iliana
Yeah.
Big Cat
So, yeah, I want to talk about what you're about to talk about. Let me just explain how quickly the game was lost. It went. The start of the game was Saints turnover on down. Seahawks touchdown. Seahawks punt return. Touchdown. Seahawks block punt. And then they scored. Two plays later, the Seahawks had their first four offensive possessions. They scored four touchdowns on 15 total plays. And then also throw in the fact there was a punt return in those in the middle of that. So that's how you get 38 to 6 at halftime.
Iliana
Yeah, it was bad. 21 points in the first quarter. The game never felt like it was competitive. You can't even really blame Spencer Rattler too much for this loss. It is. He is.09 as 09.09 is starter for Rattler, but this was more about everything else. And then he came in and didn't really help things that much. But Kellen Moore and his decision making was absolutely bizarre. So they were down 35 to 3. Actually, you know what? The first one, they were down 32. Three.
Hank
Right? Yeah.
Iliana
First one, it was. It was fourth and what, four?
Hank
Yeah.
Iliana
Around the 30ish. Somewhere in there. And he sends his kicker, Blake Groupie, out there to attempt a field goal. And everybody was like, what the are you doing? The people that were announcing the game, I don't know who the commentators were, but they said, you know, getting points is going to be good for momentum. I know why Kellen Moore is going to do this. He was trying to turn a four score game into a three score game. I think that's what his rationale was. Then they missed that field goal.
Hank
Yep.
Iliana
Which is ball. Don't lie. You should not have tried that field goal. Saddest field goal of the week by far. And then he had the saddest field goal maybe that I've ever seen. He was down 35 to 3. It was 4th and 2. Was the ball on. Was the ball in like the.
Big Cat
It was like the three yard line.
Iliana
Three yard line.
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
With like five.
Iliana
Because it wasn't fourth and goal, was it? It was fourth and two. But it was inside the ten.
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
It was the end of the half.
Iliana
Into the half, ball inside the 10 and he sends his field goal unit out there to cut it to 35 to 6.
Big Cat
It was quite something. It was the saddest field goes. Hank, if you need a dia. Diarrhea break. Yeah, go. Diarrhea break. Go. Hey, listen, we all got something. What are you doing? Go, go.
Hank
Why?
Big Cat
Are you okay? Oh, no. He's like poop.
Iliana
The way he got up hearing about this field goal.
Big Cat
He didn't want to hear about the Sam field goal.
Iliana
He did not. Yeah, it was.
Big Cat
No, it was crazy.
Iliana
A 21 yard field goal. They were down 38 to 3. Yeah, I don't, I don't know how much more you can give up on a game than that.
Big Cat
No, they were as given up as possible. By the way, the one you're talking about at the end of the half, that wasn't fourth down, it was first down. They just had ran out of time. There's three seconds left. It was first a goal from the five.
Iliana
So the other one was fourth and two.
Big Cat
Yeah, yeah. No, it's first and goal from the five. And they were just like, you know what, we're just going to try to, we're going to try to get some more points on the board here because we really want to just get more points on the board. I don't know.
Iliana
First one, they were down 35 to 3 was a 32 point game.
Hank
Yeah.
Iliana
So they were trying to make it a 29 point game.
Big Cat
Correct.
Iliana
Which I guess in that case that's, that's making a four score game. A four score game.
Big Cat
I'm really bad at math.
Iliana
No, it's.
Big Cat
No, no, no, that's a, that's a five score game.
Iliana
Okay.
Big Cat
33 points is five scores. Okay, so then 32 is the most you can get at a four score.
Iliana
And then they were down 38 to three.
Hank
Yeah.
Iliana
At the 21 yard field.
Big Cat
Just got to get points. He was going. Double side field goal in the first half.
Iliana
It's. It's the saddest field goal I can ever remember.
Hank
Yeah. Yeah.
Big Cat
It was in the Seahawks.
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
They just.
Hank
They look good.
Big Cat
Sam Darnold looked good. He didn't really have to do much. Like it was. It was that fast and that quick that they jumped on him. Like I said, 15 plays in their first four drives. 15 plays total, all touchdowns. That's as efficient as efficient could get.
Iliana
It's.
Hank
Yeah.
Iliana
Crazy.
Hank
Yeah, they. Yeah.
Big Cat
I mean, 38 points and they had the ball for seven minutes in the first half. 38 points, seven minutes. That's insane. So Seahawks, Saints, I'm done with you. I had him in Frisky. I no longer have him in Frisky. That was. They're out of Frisky.
Iliana
Let's try to find the Saints first win.
Big Cat
Okay. Seahawks, Thursday Night Football coming up against the Cardinals to kind of get themselves what they be three and one then be looking pretty good.
Iliana
They're at the Bills next week.
Big Cat
No.
Iliana
Saints at Bills.
Hank
No.
Iliana
Then they have the Giants at home.
Big Cat
That could be Jackson Dart, which, because we're going to talk about them, The. The Giants real quick.
Iliana
Then they have the Patriots at home.
Hank
No.
Iliana
Then they're at the Bears.
Big Cat
That might actually be it. Just fuck us. But probably not. No. They'll win one of these. Giants, Patriots, Bears, I think feels like one of those. They could find a way to win. But if they don't win that Bucks, Rams is tough. Yeah. They got to win one of those three. They're going to win one of those three. The Giants, Patriots.
Iliana
I think Giants at home is what. If you're a Saints fan, you're circling that one.
Hank
Yeah. Yeah.
Big Cat
By the way, the.
Hank
The.
Big Cat
The Saints. Let's see. I'm looking up the line right now. The Saints at the bills. 15 and a half.
Iliana
I'm going to take the Bills.
Big Cat
It's tough. It's tough. All right, do the last two ads and we'll do the last two games and we'll do who's Back of the.
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Big Cat
Okay. Niners. Cardinals. Niners 16, Cardinals 15. This was a rock fight. Max just kept on saying as we were watching this game, these are 2, 2 and oh teams.
Iliana
They're 2, 2 and oh, team O team. And now the 49ers are a 3, 0, team 3 and oh. And there but for the grace of God goes Mac Jones. Yeah, they asked him about the pick that he threw there and he goes, I can't say that guy made a great play because I just threw the ball right at him. Yeah, he just made a play. The play that he should have made on my pass. The 49ers got very lucky to win this game.
Big Cat
Game they were, they went to Ma Jones hell and somehow came out of it because we had Mac Jones throw a bad interception. Mac Jones get a safety, which was actually a holding in the end zone. And then Mac Jones lead them on a game winning drive. So they went, they, they literally went through Mac Jones hell and came out the Other side.
Hank
They did it all.
Iliana
Ricky Piercel had a big game today.
Big Cat
He was awesome.
Iliana
That was. That was cool to see. And yeah. Good. Good for Kyle Shanahan for not letting Jake Moody sour him on letting kickers attempt field goals at the end of games.
Hank
Yeah.
Iliana
Because Eddie Pinero drilled a big one in this game. And yeah, the Niners are. They are technically 3. 0.
Hank
They are.
Big Cat
Listen, I think the Niners, once they get healthy, are going to be very good, legit team.
Hank
They.
Big Cat
They're.
Hank
They.
Big Cat
I mean, they. They basically their offense, they have Mac Jones throwing the ball and they have Ricky Pierce all has to catch the ball, which he's good, but. And then they have to just hope that Christian McCaffrey can do everything because they couldn't really run the ball today and put. Christian McCaffrey still ended up with 27 touches for 140 yards because he caught the ball a bunch, too. I think he had like 10 receptions.
Iliana
He had 88 yards receiving.
Hank
Yeah.
Iliana
And he had the one that made the difference at the end.
Hank
Yeah.
Iliana
It got them into field goal territory. The 40 or. Excuse me, the Cardinals. I heard Hank. Hank was actually saying this earlier, back.
Big Cat
From his stinger break.
Iliana
Hank was talking about, how's the ria.
Big Cat
That was the diarrhea. It's.
Iliana
It's not great.
PFT
It's.
Iliana
It's not great.
PFT
Hey, I. I don't want to.
Big Cat
You know, we all got something.
PFT
No, no one wants to hear about it here to talk football. But there's. There's sometimes when, you know, it's an enjoyable experience sitting on. Sitting on the. Sitting on the loo. And there's other times where it's just pain and you think you're never gonna smile again. And it's just. It's. You got demons in your story.
Iliana
Listen, I get the. The like goosebumps and the cold sweat.
Hank
Yeah.
PFT
Just the bubbles and that's.
Big Cat
Listen, people, people.
PFT
The sweating is.
Iliana
Is when, you know, it's like a panic sweat, too.
Hank
Yeah.
Iliana
It's like you. Things are about to go real bad real fast. It's like your body is in fight or flight mode.
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
And listen, I know that we make this. This whole operation look glamorous, but it takes a lot to. To sit on a couch all day and eat pizza, wings, chipotle ice cream and survive. And you know what? God gives its toughest battles to his strongest warriors.
PFT
I don't know if you guys talked about it already, but it was. It was. The no safety call against the Cardinals was absolute horseshit.
Big Cat
What do you mean.
PFT
Kyler Murray.
Big Cat
Threw.
PFT
Intentional grounding from the end zone? Yeah, and they didn't call it intentional grounding, which I don't. I still don't understand.
Hank
Yeah.
PFT
And then the 49ers got called for safety. They Cardinals got two points.
Iliana
That was a good call.
PFT
49Ers, and that was a good call. But they're both safeties.
Hank
Yeah.
PFT
No, didn't cover.
Big Cat
I didn't understand the Kyler Murray one either, because it was.
PFT
He knocked every second of difference. Yeah. It was absolute horseshit.
Iliana
Yeah. So. So Kyler Murray, he. He ran back into the end zone.
PFT
He threw the ball from the end.
Iliana
Zone, and then he had those intentional grounding. Then he had two feet in the end zone as he launched the pass.
Big Cat
I guess the ball wasn't in the end zone when he threw it.
Iliana
As he threw it. Crossed the white line.
Big Cat
No, it was all the way. It was out before that.
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
Like, the ball was out of the end zone as he was throwing it. Like, he started his motion.
Iliana
But you know what? It's confusing to us because we're thinking about, like, basketball. If your feet are behind that line, that means that you're in that area.
Hank
Right.
Iliana
But in this case, was it the ball? Is that what they tried?
Max
So if his knee. If he was tackled right there, that wouldn't have been a safety.
Iliana
It would have been a safety because.
Big Cat
Where the ball is, I think because the spot of the ball.
PFT
Parallax angle.
Big Cat
No, but it's the spot of the ball. This is how all safeties always work. When you're. There's so many times when you think you have a safety, and they're like, no, the ball got out. Like, the guy got tackled in the end zone, but the ball got out. We've seen it a million times.
Iliana
It was close to a safety. Should have been safety, but they won the game anyway, so it's okay.
Big Cat
Well, they didn't cover.
Iliana
I heard Hank saying this earlier. I wasn't saying this. I know Big Cat was not saying this earlier, But Marvin Harrison Jr. Might suck.
Big Cat
Dude.
Iliana
I did.
Hank
Yeah.
Iliana
I don't. I don't think.
Big Cat
I think he just drops balls. I think he's great.
Iliana
I think he's an awesome.
PFT
I'm not scared to say it. Apparently you are, but.
Hank
Yeah. Yeah, I am.
Iliana
Yes.
Big Cat
And James Connor got hurt, which sucks. I always root for James Connor, but, yeah. Marvin Harrison juniors.
Iliana
The one drop that he had was. He has the yips.
PFT
You said it earlier. He has the. Yes.
Iliana
Both him and.
Hank
And. Yeah.
Iliana
Brian Thomas.
Hank
Yeah. Yeah.
Big Cat
Not good on that.
Iliana
On that one that he dropped, he was definitely too open on that.
PFT
But the other one, the other one, when they called the defensive pass or the pass interference on his teammate, that got, like, interfere with in the end zone, and he still had a perfectly catchable ball. Like, a receiver should catch that NFL receiver probably nine times out of 10.
Iliana
Like, everything that we were scared of happening with Jamar Chase when he got to the NFL, where he's like, yeah, there's stripes on the ball. It's. It's a different ball. It's kind of weird. That's what's happened to Marvin Harrison Jr. It's, it's really strange.
PFT
He was solid last year, too. Like, he wasn't that bad, but he's.
Iliana
Been horrible this year. He wasn't great last year.
Hank
Yeah.
Iliana
Cardinals fans would disagree with your. They'd be like, no, I, I, I.
PFT
Had him on my fantasy team. I thought he, I thought he contributed. Did okay.
Hank
He helped you out. Yeah.
Iliana
This year is terrible because he doesn't have your coaching.
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
I'm not buying the Cardinals. I haven't been all year. Like I said, they play. I mean, they played the Niners tough, but it was Mac Jones, too. Mac Jones tried to give him that game.
Iliana
There was also an injury to Nick Bosa.
Hank
Yeah.
Iliana
But I don't think it was like an acl.
Big Cat
He did thumbs down.
Hank
Yeah.
Iliana
That's the thing. It's like he was walking off the field, he saw somebody in the stands. They got him on camera. He hit them with the Bosa shrug.
Hank
Yeah.
Iliana
Which was unintentional. It wasn't like, that's just what he does.
Hank
Yeah.
Iliana
Is he did the shrug, and then he goes thumbs down on my knee. So I think everybody thought, okay, maybe this is bad. I think he's going to be back.
Big Cat
But 49ers just have the worst luck.
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
With all their injuries, the bucks and the 49ers, I feel like just all. They just have group injuries.
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
All right, Last game, Bears 31, Cowboys 14. Bears won their gateway game. Gateway game happened. Now everything is back open. Open season's back open. That was a very fun watch. Caleb looked awesome. Ben Johnson, I feel like he, he was like, you know what? Fuck it. Let's just be ourselves. Also, we're playing the Cowboys. They suck on defense. And.
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
It was awesome.
Iliana
Their defense was so bad today. So bad.
Big Cat
The Cowboys. Cowboys, they are bad.
Hank
Yeah. Yeah.
Iliana
And Caleb. But I'm not, I'm not even saying that to take away from anything that Caleb did because he was making great plays with his legs. He was making great plays, keeping his eyes down the field and. And solid throws. But also the Cowboys defense is bad. Two things can be true. And I think Caleb was really, really good today and he did that against the playoff team and the Cowboys. Jerry Jones said after the game he still fully believes that the Cowboys are a player.
Big Cat
Oh, okay.
Iliana
So that's good.
Big Cat
I do not not believe that. But yeah, it was fun. I mean Caleb looked awesome. His. He was making the right reads. He had obviously that trick play which was crazy. DeAndre Swift. I do not think he was supposed to put that much air on the flea flicker pass backwards.
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
And I was like, oh fuck. Oh fuck. And then Caleb just ripped it to Luther Burden ripped another one Roma Dunes A. That touched on Nicole Comet. Like as cool as the trick play was and it was awesome. I thought the Bears. The thing that I was most excited about were the two drives their, their last drive in the first half and their first drive in the second half. Because the last drive in the first half was like a classic moment where it actually. Our good friend Tom Fornelli texted me during the like before we got the ball. He's like, let's go get six. And they did. And afterwards he's like, have we this ever happened where we've been like, hey, let's go get six. And we actually did. But it was 1714, two and a half minutes left. And the Bears just went down the field and scored a touchdown. And they scored on a fourth down. And it was. Or actually no, the fourth down was later, but they scored. It was a cold Comet touchdown. They seven plays, 71 yards touchdown drive. It was like, holy shit. They had two and a half minutes left. They had to get a touchdown. They wouldn't got a touchdown. And then the drive in the third quarter where they just played bully ball. And it was a 19 play drive, 9 minutes and 54 seconds. Ben Johnson was like, we've done all gotten all this way. We're going to go for it on fourth and goal. Kill shot, 31, 14, game over. That was awesome.
Hank
Awesome.
Big Cat
It was just very, very fun. It was the first. No, I'm not gonna say it because then I'm the. The packers fans are going to use this against me. It was last year, week 18. The packers weren't. I don't think they were playing for anything really. And the Bears won. This was the first time the Bears won a game where they were like still alive since London of last year, which was like, week, like five. So it's been a long time. They've won a game where it's like, oh, now we can see what happens for the next week. And not, oh, they won a game. Then the season ended and we only won five games.
Iliana
So what were you going to say?
Big Cat
No, that's what I was gonna say. I don't. Packers fans are gonna be like, oh, you're saying that it wasn't even a real game that you beat the Packers.
Iliana
No, I think. I think they had some playoff seating stuff. There were some.
Big Cat
But I'm saying the Bears didn't have anything.
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
The Bears haven't won a game where they then were like, oh, next week. Let's see if we can build on. On this.
Iliana
It was. It was a great way.
Big Cat
They lost 11 in a row last year.
Iliana
And as excited as Bears fans are to see Caleb go out there and play really well, I think they're more excited about the fact that they get free hot dogs at Wiener Circle.
Hank
Yes. Yes.
Iliana
Where if he throws four. Four touchdowns, then the whole city of Chicago gets free hot dogs.
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
Wiener Circle. They're not going to be able to handle.
Iliana
They're going to go out of business.
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
Be careful on all traffic.
Iliana
But no, that kicked ass. And. And Ben Johnson out coached Matt Eberfluss.
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
There was. There was a funny tweet. I got to pull it up because I bookmarked it because I want to give the guy credit. It was Ben Devine said, finally, Matt Eberflus is developing Caleb Williams.
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
Facts.
Iliana
Yeah, it was. It was a very impressive performance. It was awesome.
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
So Caleb had 298 yards, four touchdowns. He's got seven touchdowns on the season, one interception. He's ripping it up.
Iliana
He said that stepping forward on that. That. That deep pass on the flea flicker to Luther Burden. He said that he sucked at that throw in practice. He said he underthrew him every time in practice.
Big Cat
Love that.
Iliana
And he told him in the game, like, hey, I'm not going to. I'm not going to under throw you on this one.
Hank
Yeah.
Iliana
That's a way better thing to say than in the past when he's been like, that play was awesome in practice.
Hank
Yeah. Yeah.
Big Cat
I'm excited. Even though you pointed out the Cowboys defense sucks.
Iliana
I mean, they do.
Big Cat
I was going to wait to point that out. He pointed out right away, but I'm still excited. That was fun.
Iliana
It was a very fun game.
Big Cat
Kind of yucked it a little bit.
PFT
Well, you knew, I mean, the Cowboys.
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
I know, but I was gonna say it at the end. I was gonna, like, have some, like, enjoy the moment of Caleb, like, being awesome and looking off.
Iliana
I think you're being a little sensitive because I was.
Big Cat
Well, yeah. It was the first time that he's played, looked like that, and he was awesome ever with Memes. Help me out here. Meme's gonna.
Iliana
Yeah, you go to memes.
Memes
Quarterback's not even playing right now.
Hank
We.
Big Cat
I had one. This is the first time I've been able to be like. That was so much fun. Caleb Williams looked awesome. And I. I know it came against a bad defense.
Hank
I.
Big Cat
It was awesome.
PFT
But now you have. You got a Week 4 Super bowl coming up. Because if you lose to the Raiders, this season is. It's beyond over. Right.
Max
I wanted to calling the Raiders a week four Super Bowl.
PFT
No, I'm saying, like, I'm saying that.
Iliana
Was way meaner than what.
Big Cat
I wanted to disagree with that. But I. I don't know if that. That might be true.
PFT
If you beat the Raiders, you're two and two.
Hank
You got stack.
PFT
Things can happen. Yes, things can happen from two and.
Big Cat
No, that's why this.
PFT
This week, if you lose against the Raiders.
Hank
Yes.
PFT
One in three seasons over.
Big Cat
Part of the gateway opening was beating.
PFT
That's a Super Bowl. You got to win.
Big Cat
Yeah, yeah, you're right.
Iliana
No, but this was the gateway.
Big Cat
No, the gateway, though, then opens you up to must wins to another gateway. No, no must wins.
Hank
Okay.
Big Cat
Like, there's.
PFT
No, you can't.
Big Cat
If you.
PFT
If you lose the Raiders and then in like week seven, like, oh, it's a game.
Big Cat
It's a must win.
PFT
There is no the gate. The gate is closed.
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
No, no, it's a must.
Iliana
But if you lose the Raiders, then you. Are you out on thinking that you might get to 5 and 4, 6 and 3?
Big Cat
No. We'll just have to open up another gateway game.
Hank
Okay.
Iliana
Then you go. So you go back to the gateway, then must win.
Hank
Yeah.
Iliana
Then if you lose open, you do.
Big Cat
A gateway game to get to a must win. Because a gateway game is not saying that you're like, have to win. It's saying if you lose, it's over.
PFT
But it also depends who you're playing. Like, if you were playing, you know, an Eagles, Rams, Chiefs, it wouldn't be a must win.
Big Cat
You got to beat the Raiders.
PFT
You got to beat the.
Big Cat
Gotta be the.
Iliana
What's the difference between a gateway and a portal game?
Big Cat
Portals in college, when you enter the.
Iliana
Portal and change schools, but you had a portal Game. I think last year.
Big Cat
I think it was a gateway game. Another thing.
Iliana
Okay, so it's the same thing.
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
Either way that was really fun. It was very, very enjoyable.
Iliana
Watch.
Big Cat
Except for not the over not hitting Max. You will never talk about Joe Milton in a positive way again. You said that after what you. I texted you that and you said yes. You're right.
Max
I get it. I get until I get Wednesday. Things can change.
Big Cat
No, come on.
Max
We just talked. We talked about this.
Big Cat
Does the same thing every time.
Max
We needed that over seven points in the second half is fucking disgusting. Disgusting. The Cowboys being inside the one yard line and they didn't run once is so fucking beyond me. How do you not just run? Just try it one time especially Javante Williams has been fucking awesome. No one cares about your fucking bets. But that over should have hit.
Big Cat
Yeah well. And CD Lamb getting hurt was a big miss for the Cowboys. But yeah and the Cowboys are running the ball on like our defense isn't good. So gonna have to like they were giving up six yards of carry.
PFT
I'll also say that there was a buzz in the air when Joe Milton got in.
Iliana
There was like it.
Max
Well he was slinging it.
PFT
It felt different. The ball flies coming out of his hands.
Iliana
It was. It was fun. I also. That interception that he had.
PFT
I miss him.
Iliana
It's because his arm's too strong. He threw it too fast. Turpin didn't get there in time. He's too good. Joe Milton's. The problem is never with Joe Milton not being able to play the game of football. The problem is the game of football not being advanced enough as a sport to adequately live up to Joe Milton's arm.
Max
He also got it down to the two without.
Hank
He did.
Max
And then there's bullshit penalty.
Big Cat
So he didn't get to the two but never ready to play on the two.
Max
But he. The ball was at the two and then.
Big Cat
But it was never spotted at the two.
Max
The. The ball got to the two yard ref.
Big Cat
Never spotted the ball at the two.
Max
But the football was there.
Big Cat
Okay but. So if you just throw the ball in the air and it bounces wrong.
Max
It was caught and brought to the end down at the two at the two and then they.
Big Cat
You gave me your word that we. You were going to quit.
Max
That was. That was an emotional time.
Hank
Okay.
Iliana
He is awesome.
Max
I wish he got.
Iliana
Did you hear Tom Brady talking about him? Tom Brady was like this guy's body is built to throw a football. Look at that arm. Long, skinny like a whip. And I was Like, Tom's right.
Max
It was bad pick.
Big Cat
It's a bad pick.
Iliana
That's fine.
Big Cat
It's a Joe Milton pick. Thousand miles an hour.
Iliana
It was awesome.
Big Cat
Right into a guy's chest. Great pick.
PFT
He's put in a bad spot.
Iliana
He had to force it.
Big Cat
Literally the easiest spot.
PFT
Oh, he needed to score twice.
Big Cat
No, they gave up because they put him in there Was the easiest spot you could possibly be in. No one's playing anymore.
Iliana
Joe Milton was trying to win that football game.
Big Cat
No one was playing.
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
Fun, fun day, though. I had a lot of fun. Caleb looked awesome. Ben Johnson looked like he was. Got his footing a little bit. I know it's against the Cowboys defense. It doesn't really count, but we're going to stack. We're going to stack something.
Iliana
No accounts for the reasons why I said it counted, which was that regardless of their defense, like, the plays that Caleb was making were great plays.
Hank
Yeah. He looked good.
Iliana
The throws were great. The running was great. Decision making was great. It was an awesome game for him.
Big Cat
I'm excited. So we'll see what happens on Sunday. Gateway game. Gateway has been opened. We'll see where we go from there. I do have a stat for you. Pft. You ready for this? Today Caleb got his 4,000th yard passing as a Bear. The Bears now lead the entire NFL with most quarterbacks with at least 4,000 yards passing. No big deal. And they pass the commanders.
Iliana
Wait. The Bears lead the NFL?
Big Cat
This is a stat from.
Iliana
Say it again.
Big Cat
I want to shout out the guy. It's the funniest thing I've seen. Because it's. It's. It's a hilarious stat because it takes you. It's like a kidney shot. You have to walk away before you realize it's an insult. This was from JP analyst. The bears have more 4,000 yard passers than any other team in history. We have 21 4,000 yard passers. The Washington Commanders have 20. No big deal. Sorry. We're number one.
Iliana
Four. Have more 4,000 yard passers.
Hank
Yeah.
Iliana
Which is how many?
Big Cat
21. We have 21 guys who've had at least 4,000 yards total for the Chicago Bears. My Commanders have 20.
Iliana
My brain is just trying to. Because you understand when I hear 4,000 yard passer.
Big Cat
Correct.
Iliana
I think of the old Bears stat.
Big Cat
Yes. I'm not saying for one season. I'm saying for their career.
Hank
Right.
Iliana
Okay.
Big Cat
Caleb Williams now has 4,000 yards in a Bears uniform. It took him a year and three games.
Iliana
Yep.
Hank
Yep.
Big Cat
Know that 21 guys who've done it. It's literally a stat being like, this is how many quarterbacks you have employed.
Iliana
And that makes sense that you. You have surpassed us because the last.
Big Cat
It's that Eagles are third 17.
Iliana
You forget like how awesome was that? What five seasons were you at Jay Cutler.
Hank
Yeah.
Iliana
That stability of just having one guy. That was good.
Hank
Yeah. Yeah.
Big Cat
The Bears still don't have a 4,000 yard passer in a season, but they have the most guys who have had 4,000 yards total in their Bears.
Iliana
Good for them.
Big Cat
Oh, such a funny graphic to look at. You're like, fuck, yeah. And then you're like, oh, shit. That's just a lot of really bad quarterbacks. But yeah, that happened. So congrats to Caleb. All right, robot?rhobac.com promo code take 20% off your first.
Iliana
Hang on.
Big Cat
Purchase.
Hank
What?
Big Cat
Oh, okay.
Iliana
I was just looking up the commander stats. I think Jaden has 4,001 yards passing, but they probably didn't take that into account that he was probably the one that tied us. We were tied with you.
Hank
Yeah.
Iliana
For one week.
Hank
Yeah.
Iliana
And then Bears took the lead again.
Hank
Got it.
Big Cat
Look at this. See, Isn't that hilarious? Yes.
Iliana
That's pretty good.
Big Cat
It's a ridiculous. Yeah, like Houston has five guys because they haven't been a franchise for.
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
Okay. Roback? Rhobac.com promo code take 20 off your first purchase. Q Zips, polo's, hoodies, joggers, shorts. My robot question to the whole group is Russell Wilson dunk Stunned?
PFT
Should be.
Hank
Should. Yeah.
Iliana
I think the time has come. Have you guys ever seen Old Yeller? I actually haven't. I refused to watch that movie.
Big Cat
That was a pitiful. That sequence. So the. I haven't either.
Iliana
Have you seen Marley and Me?
Big Cat
Nope. Nope.
Iliana
But I'm pretty sure what we're.
PFT
What we're looking at with Wilson is Bambi.
Iliana
Pretty similar to both Marley and me and old yellow Miller.
Hank
Yes.
Iliana
But it was. It was bad tonight for old Russie the deep. The moon balls were there, but they were just thrown directly to safeties.
Hank
Yes.
Big Cat
And so the Chiefs get their first win. Played good. Defense looked like Mahomes. That was crazy because we were. We started recording the play, the Chiefs ran where it looked like a touchdown and the guy dropped it. I don't know if it was Thornton. They just literally were like, we'll just do that again. And then they did it again and they got it. So you could see the Chiefs are starting to come along of like taking deep shots, trying to bring their offense Along. But yeah, the, the, the story out of this game because I think we all think the Chiefs are going to be just fine and be a playoff team. Oh, they're not.
PFT
I don't think so.
Big Cat
Okay.
Hank
The.
Big Cat
Russell Wilson. It's just got to end.
Iliana
Got to go.
Big Cat
This was too much. That, that sequence at the end of the game with like two minutes left when they were first and goal from I think like the four yard line. He got an intentional grounding penalty is egregious.
PFT
He intentional grinding at the four yard line is egregious.
Hank
Yeah, he.
Big Cat
He just threw a check down. Then he threw two straight balls like out of the end zone. Just not even near anyone. Just throwing it.
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
To try not to get another intentional grounding, I guess. But yeah, it's. I think it's got to be done.
Iliana
Jackson dart was again electric when he got in the game. Had a carry for three yards.
Hank
Yep.
PFT
What do you guys think about his look?
Iliana
So the turtleneck. The turtleneck is interesting.
PFT
And the like the chain. Hundred thousand dollar chain, half, half face P. Paint.
Hank
Yeah.
Iliana
The turtleneck is kind of like boy band from 1997 type look. I don't know. I feel like a turtleneck in decent warm weather would actually like, hamper you as a quarterback.
Hank
Right? Yeah.
Big Cat
I don't really like it.
PFT
I just think he's putting himself in a spot of like, if you're going to look like that, you have to play really, really. You have to be really good.
Max
You also have to be a starter.
Hank
Yeah. Yeah.
Max
You can't wear all that.
Hank
Yeah.
Max
And like play two plays a game.
Iliana
No, but in his case, it's like everyone knows he's going to be the starter. Dress for the job you want, not the job. Yeah, but you also don't dress like.
PFT
That till after you start to win.
Hank
Yeah.
Iliana
Him dressing like that is making Russ Wilson play worse.
PFT
Like, Joe Burrow didn't dress like that off the rip.
Iliana
Well, he was a starter off the rip.
Hank
Right.
PFT
But I'm saying it took him like.
Hank
You know, he didn't.
PFT
He kind of. He went to the super bowl and then he kind of became like swag. Swaggy Joe.
Hank
Yeah.
Iliana
But if you're Russell Wilson, you look over at the sidelines lines and your backup is wearing the turtleneck and the chain. He's got the sweet towel and everything. You don't exactly feel comfortable in your job security at that point. It's like, this guy's obviously taking my job.
Big Cat
How much fun do you think it is to get in for Those two plays for Jackson Dart. You gotta be like, holy, that was sick.
Iliana
Yeah.
Big Cat
Probably an NFL game.
Iliana
It's probably pretty sweet because now he. He can, like, go out in Hoboken and they're like, yo, Jackson, you should be playing more often. Often he's like, I know you.
Big Cat
And also you, like, you have to take a shower.
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
Like, you got to do something.
Hank
Yeah. Like.
Iliana
Well, that didn't stop Biz.
Big Cat
That's true.
Iliana
Biz used to shower with the boys after he was a healthy scratch.
Big Cat
Yeah, that's true, though. That's just showering.
Iliana
That's just being a dude. Now the Giants offense should run entirely through camp. Scatterboo.
Hank
Oh.
Big Cat
Something about he is something about scout.
Iliana
Something about him. I can't put my finger on it. There's something about him that I trust. This seems like a hard working lunch pail, gritty guy, ham and eggs kind of guy. You'd like to date your daughter. Yeah, he's awesome to watch with the ball. The balance that he has is just incredible. He's going through contact, spinning on one leg, and then getting up and screaming people's faces.
Hank
He.
Iliana
At least the Giants have that to watch.
Hank
Yeah, you have.
Iliana
You have a couple things going for you if you're a Giants fan. One, Graham Gano's groin, I guess, isn't entirely shattered.
Hank
Yeah.
Iliana
Even though before the game they basically said he wasn't going to kick. And then Gano was like, I can make a 30 yarder. Just send me out there.
Big Cat
We need like an Amber Alert before a game to like, be like, hey, the kicker's not playing because weird shit's about to happen.
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
Because that's all that happened is weird shit just happened. Like, you know, they got their extra point blocked. Will they. Won't they go for it? I just want to know right away because it just changes how a game goes. Oh, Graham Griddle did come out. So he did come out and kick one.
Iliana
Yeah, yeah, that's what I said. So they brought him out to. It was like a really short one towards the end, which made it four field goals for the game, which I. I appreciated. But they talked about him before the game like he wasn't. Like the Giants weren't going to have a kicker, which happens all the time to the Giants. Yeah, they got to figure that out. But at least you've got that. You've got Cam Scatterbo, who's so fun to root for, and then you've got the prospect of Jackson Dart supplanting Russell Wilson at Some point.
Hank
Yeah.
Iliana
So you got some things.
Big Cat
Malik neighbors.
Iliana
Yeah, you got Malik neighbors.
Big Cat
That's. I think that's really like the. The biggest we got to be done with Russ is when you aren't getting the ball to Malik Neighbors. He had two catches for 13 yards. I know he got banged up, but like you got. I don't know.
Hank
He's just.
Big Cat
Just be done with Russ. We've seen this too much.
Iliana
The question is, is. Is it this week against the Chargers? You have to go to Los Angeles. No, that's at home. Sorry. At home against the Chargers.
Big Cat
And Andrew Thomas did play tonight.
Iliana
He did.
Big Cat
He's on a snap count. So I. I always thought that they were going to wait till he comes back back to put Jackson dart back in. So maybe this week he's ready to go for the whole time.
Iliana
Is it this week or is it the week after at the Saints?
Big Cat
Probably Saints.
Iliana
I felt like it was the Saints. You want to protect them a little bit. Yeah, that seems like the time.
Hank
Yeah.
Iliana
But in the meantime, let's let James start against the Chargers.
Hank
Yeah.
Iliana
Give us bridge quarterback.
Big Cat
Give us fucking Jameis. A literal bridge quarterback. A weak bridge quarterback.
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
A week long bridge.
Iliana
Well, to save your fans from jumping off them.
Big Cat
Yeah, yeah, exactly. But yeah, we. And Russ, you should want like. You've had an awesome career, dude. Like, we can't. This is just getting sad.
Hank
Right?
Iliana
Like, let's stop. Because he tries so hard.
Big Cat
And it's. It's tough to watch. It's tough to watch. He was like just throwing check downs at the end of the game too, like into the dirt. Tough to watch. But the Chiefs have won their first.
Iliana
Game and I think they'll be fine too.
Hank
Yeah.
Iliana
I think Chiefs are going to make the playoffs. That Patrick Mahomes play that he had today was incredible. Threw the ball backwards to Pacheco, who didn't really make. Didn't really seem like it was his number one priority to dive on the ball. No defense. Scooped it up. Mahomes with a chase down tackle and strip directly into his own hands. Got the ball back.
Hank
Yep.
PFT
Yeah, we were talking about it in the cave. I actually. And you said to pft. I think every time a quarterback throws it behind the line of scrimmage, that should just be a fumble.
Iliana
Yeah, that's a good point, Hank.
Hank
Yeah.
Iliana
Thank you for reminding me to bring that up.
Hank
What?
Max
I just searched my homes. There's a lot of.
Big Cat
Hank had a really good point.
Ike
Hank made a great point.
Big Cat
But you didn't. You totally missed it.
Iliana
You Weren't listening, so I. We'll see if you bring it up later.
Max
I was trying to find the clip of Mahomes, and then I got.
Big Cat
Tell. Tell Max the point Hank made.
Iliana
Wait, wait, Max, what was Mahomes doing in the clip that you brought up?
Max
It was. It was loses 15 yards, and then Chris Collinsworth, like, fondling or a meme of a guy fondling balls saying, this is Chris Collinsworth.
Big Cat
It was. I mean, Mahomes did it twice where he just threw it backwards for, like, no reason.
Max
I still don't know. Thanks.
Iliana
So he threw the ball backwards and then. But was it a fumble?
PFT
Yeah, it was the first. Well, the first time it was, but they didn't call it.
Hank
Yeah. Zach. What?
Big Cat
You think there's, like, a rule change or something?
Zach
That everyone behind. There's a fumble.
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
Behind the line of scrimmage.
Max
Okay, got it.
Hank
Got it.
Big Cat
What do you think about that, Max?
Max
I think that that should be a rule change.
Hank
Yeah. Okay.
Max
We should talk about that.
Big Cat
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Hank
My.
PFT
Who's back in the week is playoff baseball.
Big Cat
Oh, you found one of me. Just another one. Chris Collins. Worth watching. Mahomes recover a fumble. And it's my quote from Saturday. I feel like I'd come right away. I was talking about soaking in Utah.
Iliana
That's a fair point.
Max
Yeah, I got lost in the memes. That's on me.
Hank
Yeah.
Max
I was trying to do my job, and then I got distracted.
Hank
All right. Yeah.
PFT
Let's hold on to your butt. Sign the ale. Especially I think the Blue Jays clinched today. They were the first AL team to clinch a spot in the playoffs. One week left in the season. The Tigers are, like, collapsing, imploding. The guardians who seemed like, you know, I just follow the guys. We have a bunch of Cleveland guys that are here, and it seemed like in the middle of season, they had more or less given up surgeon even like a Month ago it was kind of like they have no shot at the playoffs or so far back they might win the AL Central.
Hank
Yep.
PFT
Nl, I know, is also like there's a lot of jockeying for position and a lot of stuff that can still happen the next week. So it's exciting. I mean, we got the Astros, we got Ryder cup this weekend.
Iliana
And then it's.
PFT
And then it's full gear.
Big Cat
Playoff baseball, best time of year probably.
Iliana
Going to be Red Sox, Yankees.
Hank
Yeah. Yeah.
PFT
Although every legitimate. Every day it switches.
Big Cat
Yeah. Right now like the Astros and the Guardians are. Would have to play, I think another game they had to play 163. They're both tied for the last playoff. So for last wild card, if the.
Iliana
Season ended today in the National League.
Big Cat
Who'S in it would be, obviously you got your Cubs versus the Padres and it would be the Dodgers versus the Reds because the Reds have the tiebreaker.
Iliana
On the Mets because the Reds and The Cubs are BFFs. And the Cubs let the Reds win baseball.
Big Cat
Correct.
Iliana
So that the Mets don't make it.
Big Cat
Exactly what happened.
Hank
Yeah. Yeah.
Big Cat
I'm excited.
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
I mean, the Cubs still have to play a little bit because they don't want it. They want to play home against the Padres and only three games up on.
Iliana
The Padres, which will be a best of three. All three games at home.
Big Cat
Correct. That's how the wild card works.
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
It's awesome. I'm excited too, Hank. It's going to be fun. Do you think you're going to make it? I don't.
PFT
I do, but I. 65, 35. Yes.
Big Cat
Did you play the Blue Jays and I guess the Blue Jays.
PFT
Tigers.
Big Cat
And the Blue Jays. So the Tigers will definitely be playing for something or most likely. And the Blue Jays are still going to be playing for home field throughout because there are three games up right now on the Mariners for home field throughout.
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
Al's got some spicy races. Nothing good like a little last week of the season pennant race.
Iliana
And you got Cal Raleigh, who what, 58 home runs?
Hank
Yeah.
Iliana
He passed Griffey, so there's a chance that he surpasses Aaron Judge.
Hank
Yeah.
Iliana
If he continues hitting like this.
Hank
Yeah. Yeah.
Iliana
For the AL record, which some. Which the haters would say is the all time record.
Hank
Yeah. Yeah.
Big Cat
It's pretty crazy. He's awesome. Big dumper, our guy. But yeah, playoff baseball's coming in.
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
The Phillies are just cruising right now, Max.
Max
Now, we lost two or three this weekend, but okay, we're. We're basically, we're in Cruise control right now.
Big Cat
Yeah, but you could still maybe get the one seed. Yeah, you probably have to win.
Max
We're two and a half back. I mean, we're probably gonna get the. We're focused on getting the buy. Our. The magic number is two right now.
Iliana
To get the buy.
PFT
The Mets aren't even in the playoffs right now.
Max
Correct.
Hank
I.
PFT
The Mets need to be in the playoffs.
Memes
No, it's not happening. They fucking suck.
Hank
Really.
Memes
I mean, they just keep playing. Cedric Mullen, he's like. Though he was the worst trade deadline acquisition of all time. He fucking sucks.
Big Cat
I'm sorry.
Memes
It's okay.
PFT
Do you think he'll be in the playoffs? Memes.
Memes
I don't.
Big Cat
Okay, good answer.
Iliana
I do.
PFT
I do.
Memes
In the Mets history, how many times have they made the playoffs and back to back seasons?
Iliana
It's a great.
Big Cat
I feel like this is going to be a one or two.
Memes
Two.
PFT
That is disgusting. New York teams are a joke.
Max
I'm rooting very heavily against.
Big Cat
Max is so scared of having to go spend a week in New York. I'd just be in that cave.
Max
We did kind of set that precedent that if.
PFT
What if the Phillies make it against the mess? Then you go, yeah, we did.
Hank
What is it?
Big Cat
What does that look?
Max
Nothing.
Big Cat
Oh, Red Sox, Yankees.
PFT
What about.
Big Cat
Max is smiling ear to ear right now.
PFT
That's a much different precedent.
Iliana
So. But they're both New York teams and we have the New York office people stream the games there.
Hank
I'm.
PFT
I'm not the one that said Max had to go.
Max
Well, yeah.
Iliana
What about last year? Did he say you had to go last year?
Max
No. We can.
Big Cat
But. Yeah, playoff baseball.
PFT
I still haven't hopped on the bandwagon yet, so.
Max
Yeah, that's true.
Shane
That's true.
Big Cat
You're right. You're right.
Max
That's. That's honestly very fair.
Big Cat
That's a great point.
Iliana
Regardless. Okay. If you guys make the playoffs, are you automatically on the bandwagon? Duh.
PFT
What do you mean?
Hank
Yes?
Iliana
Because you might be like, yeah, we're not.
Hank
No.
Big Cat
No.
Max
Are you watching any Red Sox games right now?
Big Cat
No.
Max
Yeah, that's. Yeah, that's.
Iliana
Are you checking the scores every night? Yes, every night.
Big Cat
That's. That's. That's running along it.
Hank
Yeah.
Iliana
No, it's like, in theory, he cares.
PFT
Once Roman Anthony got hurt, it was like, all right, we're kind of screwed. M. Maybe team of destiny.
Max
But it's like, that's fine.
PFT
I was kind of waiting. I. I said it.
Hank
I was.
PFT
I've been very honest about where I'm at.
Hank
With.
Big Cat
Yeah, you have this entire year.
PFT
And the Roman Anthony injury was like, well, that's our best player. He got hurt. It's tough. It's tough to win a World Series without your best player if you make the playoffs. So just, you know, by design, as a. As. As. You just have to do it like you have to hop on the bandwagon.
Hank
Yeah.
Max
And watch Phil's best player got hurt for the rest of the year. Bryce Harper, Zach Wheeler.
Big Cat
Damn. Shaded Schwarber.
Iliana
Well, are the Red Sox better without Devers?
Big Cat
Yeah, they. They have been right.
Iliana
Good trade.
Big Cat
Yeah, I guess I'm excited. I'm going to go to all the Cubs game. Well, they got to get the. They got to. They got to clinch the home games. But yes, I'm excited for some playoff baseball. Very excited. I need it to be like 15 degrees colder. Don't you agree?
Hank
Nah.
Big Cat
No, you guys don't want that.
PFT
This weather's been perfect.
Big Cat
No, but it, but it has to be like, like you guys have. You guys agree that like the playoff baseball you have to be in like the 60s.
Iliana
I agree with that. If, if I had a team that was in the playoffs, I would be rooting for it to feel more like fall.
Big Cat
Just 60s. I'm not asking for cold. I'm just saying I don't. I don't want to watch playoff baseball in the 80s.
Iliana
Yeah. As a 70s, as a bystander, I'm okay with the 70s.
Max
70S.
Big Cat
What if it just goes back up as soon as the Cubs game is over?
Iliana
Yeah, I'm fine with that.
Max
That's fine. I. I'm just. Once it starts to get colder.
Big Cat
No, I know.
Max
Then you start. Then you start to think about that.
Big Cat
It's getting.
Hank
Getting.
Big Cat
I agree. I agree. Which, speaking of which, Daylight savings coming up this Saturday, so make sure you change.
Max
I'm very excited for Zach's first Chicago winner.
Big Cat
Oh, man. Pft. You're. Who's back.
Iliana
Do you have that jacket yet, Zach?
Zach
I don't yet. People have sent me some solid recommendations. I have yet to acquire it yet because it's been so nice out still. It's been like kind of. Kind of good.
Iliana
Yeah. But you want to get the jacket before it gets cold.
Zach
Great point.
Big Cat
You're right.
Iliana
I got to get that.
Hank
Get.
Big Cat
She get a really nice warm jacket.
Iliana
Really nice.
Big Cat
Pft.
Iliana
My. Who's back of the week is Ralphie.
Big Cat
Yes.
Iliana
Because Colorado got a new buffalo Ralphie. Ralphie 7. This is a seventh. Ralphie. The old Ralphie did not feel much like running. The new Ralphie made its debut over the weekend. And this Ralphie is awesome. This Ralphie is fast. This Ralph a little under control. Shout out to Ralphie's handlers. I don't know how they tell the Buffalo which direction to run as it makes it circle kind of around the field, but they get it right back in the pen. Awesome debut.
Hank
Yep.
Iliana
Rookie of the year right now. Is Ralphie in college football.
Big Cat
And by the way, just if you missed it, Ralphie Six did not pass away. Ralphie six released a press statement saying Ralphie was no longer interested in running.
Iliana
Yeah. So, yeah, it did not feel much like running.
Big Cat
It was not.
Iliana
It was not its thing.
Big Cat
The most relatable press release of all time.
Iliana
But this Ralphie, it was born to run.
Hank
Yes.
Iliana
This Ralphie, I can tell, almost got away like a bat out of hell. Yeah, this thing took off. So this is good thing. This is all good things for the Buffaloes.
Big Cat
Yes, absolutely. Okay.
Hank
My.
Big Cat
Who's back of the week? I told you guys I'd tell this story because we were all separate this weekend. I was in Utah. Shout out Utah. By the way, incredible crowd for big noon kickoff. Awesome stadium. But on Friday night, I got. I got Rinaldi. So Tom Rinaldi works for Fox. Awesome, dude. And I say this in, like, the most loving way because he was, like, really nice, fun person to, like, have dinner with. But Tom Rinaldi is exactly Tom Rinaldi. When you're watching, like, the. When he talks to, like, a kid who's gone through adversity when he, you know, the E60s. He obviously doesn't work at ESPN anymore. He broke me down mentally. Like, I see a therapist every week, and it wasn't even close to what Tom Reynaldo. They did to me.
Iliana
How much could he charge as a therapist?
Big Cat
I. Dude, he. All right, so here's two of the questions he was asking me. He was also calling me Cat, which I loved. He was just like, so cat. And again, I enjoyed this a lot. But this is just. I think Tom and all is just one of those guys that's very interested in people.
PFT
How many people are at this dinner?
Big Cat
It was two tables of like 10 each, but he and I were at the end of the table. So we were sitting across from each other. So it was like, like, kind of one on one. He asked me one to 10 and you can't answer five. How much of a risk taker would you say you've been in your life? And I was like, what. What is that question? This is a dinner question. And then the other one was, do you. I said a seven. And he said that his biggest regret is being too low of a risk taker. Okay.
Iliana
Did you say that's. I want to answer five?
Big Cat
No, I. I thought about it more because, like, saying you can't answer five is like, oh, I think that's his trick.
Iliana
Because if you want to answer five, that actually means that you're a one.
Big Cat
Yeah, right. I didn't want to answer.
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
And then his other one was. He's like, cat, would you say you fear rejection or failure more? And I was just like, what? What is it? Just blew my mind how he would just ask these questions. He just kept on going through it.
Iliana
Yeah, I would need, like, a follow up on that one, too.
Big Cat
Yeah, I did.
Iliana
Aren't they kind of the same thing?
Big Cat
But they're not.
Iliana
If you get rejected, doesn't that mean you failed at.
Big Cat
No.
Iliana
No. Getting rejected?
Hank
No.
Big Cat
You can, like, you can fail without rejection, and you can be rejected without being fit. Because I was talking about, like, you know, working at barstool and, like, what other people thought about it. Rejection is that. Rejection is a failure. So, yeah, I got ronaldi.
Iliana
I think my biggest fear is now getting Rinaldi.
Big Cat
It was. I actually, like, enjoyed the dinner so much with him, but it was just very funny because his cadence, his tone, it's exactly the same. And I got to basically do my own, like, mini E60 with Tom Rinaldi at dinner.
Iliana
He should have a little, like, portable piano that he pays somebody to follow him around with. It makes, like, really somber, like, twinkling sounds and notes.
Hank
Yeah.
Iliana
Provides the soundtrack to the interview.
Hank
Yeah.
Iliana
So many people must cry when they talk to Tom.
Big Cat
Yeah. I think he was trying to get me to cry. I was pretty close. Also. I came back and I. We all do this. We have dumb thoughts in our head, and then we say them out loud. And then when you say them around people and they're like, what the fuck did you just say? That happened to me because we were talking about how we all have tummy stingers right now. And I was like, yeah, I have diarrhea. I think it was just the altitude. And I had Italian for dinner on Friday, and everyone laughed in my face. And they're like, altitude. I was like, yeah, that must have been it.
Iliana
I. I heard. I heard that excuse. I was like, we're blaming the altitude and diarrhea.
Big Cat
It wasn't because I ate. Ate like 4, 000 calories in six different desserts at The Italian dinner. Well, there's the altitude.
Iliana
The air's thin. What's it gonna do to your poop?
Hank
Yeah. As I.
Big Cat
Because I had. I convinced myself, I was like, I'm not sick. It's the altitude.
Iliana
Yeah. I've been. I've been working off diarrhea for about four days now. Three days.
Big Cat
Tummy stingers.
Iliana
Tummy stingers.
Big Cat
What do you got, Hank? What are you looking at?
Hank
What?
Big Cat
Can you speak? This is a podcast.
PFT
I'm just.
Big Cat
Are we rule?
PFT
Like, we got it. There's an elephant in the room here.
Hank
What?
PFT
The ice cream machine.
Big Cat
No, that's okay. These guys said they didn't. I didn't get it till I had two servings.
Memes
I had an ice cream in a month.
Big Cat
I also didn't get it till Friday, and I didn't have any ice cream on Friday.
Hank
I didn't.
Iliana
I was.
Max
I had no ice cream today.
Hank
Yeah. All right.
Iliana
That might be because you haven't had ice cream. Your body's like, what's going on?
Big Cat
Maybe I did have ice cream. Even though my. I have a tummy stinger. That's how tough I am. I was like, fuck it. I'm not gonna let this take me down. And then it did take me down even further. Zach finishes off my.
Zach
Who's back of the week is pft. I was recently tasked with some logistics on the most recent pop punk show, and I was reminded that outside this podcast, PFT is also just a punk rock star. I've seen him do guitar riffs in the office and some clips, but. But seeing it on the stage in real time was pretty sick. And just being able to have, like, a. Being able to be that good at a musical interest instrument, to be able to come together as a band and perform for people was sick to watch.
Iliana
Thank you, Zach. The shows are a lot of fun, and Zach did a great job, by the way. Him and Jacob, the Cream Team guys, they were the roadies for pop punk, so made the drive to Bloomington. They got everything there safe and sound. Zach, you drove back?
Zach
I did.
Iliana
And everything was cool with your drive?
Zach
Everything was good. No issues.
Hank
Okay.
Iliana
The parallel parking job that you guys did outside the venue was one of the funniest things I've ever seen in my entire life. Though it took them probably, what, seven minutes to parallel park?
Zach
It took quite a while. But that van, no windows in the back. Rearview mirror. Useless. Void mirror. Not good.
Iliana
That's right. What did you guys talk about throughout the drive? Yeah, on the drive.
Zach
Oh, it was all over the place. You know, you start with music, but then after a while, the music goes out the window. Then we start getting a little bit personal. He's going into some family stuff. He was giving me backstory. I was giving him a little backstory, you know?
Iliana
And you guys were great on stage, too.
Zach
It was a good ride.
Iliana
You guys were ripping shots on stage.
Big Cat
Hell, yes.
Iliana
Cool to see Zach.
Zach
It was sick to watch you guys perform.
Shane
I thought that was awesome.
Big Cat
He shreds. He absolutely shreds.
Zach
He absolutely rips the guitar and the stage presence as well. So he. So he's, like, captivating the audience and destroying the guitar at the same time.
Hank
Time.
Big Cat
Pretty sick. You call that.
Zach
What do we call that?
Big Cat
A rock star?
Zach
Punk rock star.
Iliana
Yeah.
Zach
Stamp it.
Iliana
I think. I think there's a. There's a chance that at the Chicago show, I think we might do Freebird again.
Big Cat
Oh, hell yeah. Sick.
Iliana
I think. And I'm. I'm gonna try to get one of the Freebird guitars to do it.
Big Cat
Hell, yes.
Iliana
Even though I'm not worthy of touching it or looking at it.
Big Cat
Hell yes.
Iliana
We'll see.
Big Cat
Okay, numbers three. Nice. Memes.
Iliana
22, 33.
Hank
I'll go four.
Iliana
I'm gonna go 99.
Hank
Po.
Iliana
85.
Zach
61.
Shane
19, 76.
Big Cat
What'd you guys think?
PFT
22.
Iliana
I don't know about you.
Hank
I'm feeling 22.
Big Cat
31. Your birthday.
Hank
Hell yeah.
Big Cat
Which is one hundred and thirty one days away.
Iliana
Oh, we got the clock set.
Big Cat
Yeah, yeah. I'm 130 days away.
Hank
Oh, yeah, you.
Max
Aren't you getting a death clock?
Big Cat
Yeah, we gotta get Memes. Death clock.
Memes
Sick.
Iliana
Love you guys.
Big Cat
Guys.
Iliana
Love you, Memes.
Max
Whatever.
Hank
Sam, it. Sam. Sa.
Episode Summary: NFL Week 3, Fastest 2 Minutes, Browns Stun The Packers, Eagles Big Comeback, Caleb Williams Career Day And Justin Herbert Is Incredible
This Week 3 NFL recap episode dives into all the action and chaos of Sunday’s slate, featuring electrifying finishes, shocking upsets, and the first true "witching hour" of the season. Hosts Big Cat and PFT Commenter, along with recurring voices Iliana, Hank, Max, Zach, Shane, and Memes, deliver their takes on major storylines: the Browns’ wild upset of the Packers, the Eagles’ improbable comeback, Caleb Williams’ big leap, and Justin Herbert’s awe-inspiring play. As always, the show captures the unruly spirit of NFL fandom, blends wild humor with snappy analysis, and features plenty of heated debates—and memorable quotes.
Memorable Lines:
First Half Dominance by Rams: Rams outgained Eagles 212–33 yards; Eagles fans booing.
Second Half Transformation: Jalen Hurts goes 17/24, 221 yards, 3 TDs; offense comes alive.
A.J. Brown’s Identical Stat Lines: 6 catches, 109 yards, 1 TD (same as last season vs Rams).
Max’s Emotional Roller Coaster: Defensive, then elated; refuses to admit ever doubting Sirianni.
Jordan Davis’ Historic Play: Fastest speed for any player over 330 lbs (18.59 mph), seals game with a blocked field goal return for a TD.
“Jalen Hurts is a psychopath…they just blocked a kick to win the game… Hurts was watching it like static on a television.” – Iliana (16:26)
“17 straight wins where Hurts started and finished. That’s crazy.” – Big Cat & Iliana (15:36)
Discussion on Special Teams, Tush Push, and League Fines: Eagles’ penalty woes, Big Dom’s bench area phone fine, and fan theories.
“$75,000 for using a cell phone? That’s a lot of money to fine a man.” — Iliana (27:15)
Browns Defense Dominates: Added Mason Graham to an elite line; shut down Packers run game.
Operation of the Week: Joe Flacco’s textbook spike set up Andre Schmidt’s game-winning FG.
Packers’ Late Mistake: Jordan Love’s back-breaking interception.
“The Browns defense has an identity. They’ll be in every game because of it.” — Big Cat (57:24)
“First time Browns have not outgained their opponent – and got their first win.” — Iliana (52:34)
Uniform Talk: Neon brown jerseys make players look ‘a little fat’—but nobody cares after a win.
“That was one of the most...bullshit ways ever to lose +3.5.” – Big Cat on the Rams’ backdoor loss via Eagles’ fat-man TD at end (24:23)
Russell Wilson’s Struggles: Calls for the end; hosts liken it to “putting down Old Yeller.”
Mahomes Moments: Making magic, even after mistakes; offense rounding into form.
“Intentional grounding at the 4-yard line is egregious.” — Big Cat (156:09)
Caleb Williams’ Coming Out Party: 298 yards, 4 TDs, shows why he was a #1 pick.
Ben Johnson’s Playcalling: Aggressive 19-play TD drive, going for the kill shot.
Dallas Defensive Woes: Hosts note “Cowboys are bad on defense, but Caleb was great.”
“First time I’ve been able to be like...that was so much fun. Caleb Williams looked awesome.” — Big Cat (146:41)
Loud, irreverent, and full of inside jokes, “Pardon My Take” mixes deep NFL knowledge with comedic tangents. The hosts keep the banter loose, debate points aggressively, and invoke running gags (like “witching hour” and “gateway games”) while mixing in behind-the-scenes stories from football media, sports betting, and locker-room culture. There’s playful antagonism, especially when discussing beloved or maligned quarterbacks and team narratives.
This episode captures the chaos and excitement of NFL Week 3, marked by dramatic comebacks, defensive clinics, and the full arrival of the Sunday “witching hour.” There’s deep praise for defensive dominance (Browns, Bucs, Eagles’ special teams), emergent play-caller heroes (Ben Johnson), and frantic, hairy finishes that will stick in fans’ minds all season. PMT’s signature blend of hard-hitting sports talk and comedic riffing makes even the most painful losses and unexplainable coach decisions digestible—if not always easy to stomach.
For fans, this episode is a can’t-miss summary of all the NFL action, key storylines, and cultural moments of Week 3, with just enough insanity and heart to make you believe Sunday really is the best day of the week.